Latest / Classic Science Fiction Books / 22 - The Flying Inn - GK Chesterton
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Chapter twenty two, The Chemistry of mister Krook. When the
- 0:05Speaker 1: celebrated Hibbs next visited the shop of Krook, that mystic
- 0:10Speaker 1: and criminologist chemist, he found the premises were impressively and
- 0:15Speaker 1: even amazingly enlarged with decorations in the Eastern style. Indeed,
- 0:21Speaker 1: it would not have been too much to say that
- 0:24Speaker 1: mister Krook's shop occupied the whole of one side of
- 0:28Speaker 1: a showy street in the West End, the other side
- 0:32Speaker 1: being a blank facade of public buildings. It would be
- 0:36Speaker 1: no exaggeration to say that mister Krook was the only
- 0:40Speaker 1: shopkeeper for some distance round. Mister Crook still served in
- 0:44Speaker 1: his shop, however, and politely hastened to serve as customer
- 0:49Speaker 1: with the medicine that was customary. Unfortunately, for some reason
- 0:55Speaker 1: or other, history was in connection with this shop. Only
- 0:59Speaker 1: two to repeat itself, and after a vague but soothing
- 1:04Speaker 1: conversation with a chemist on the subject of vitriol and
- 1:07Speaker 1: its effects on human happiness, mister Hibbs experienced the acute
- 1:12Speaker 1: annoyance of once more beholding his most intimate friend, mister
- 1:17Speaker 1: Joseph Levison entered the same fashionable emporium, but Indeed, Levison's
- 1:24Speaker 1: own annoyance was much too acute for him to notice
- 1:28Speaker 1: any on the part of Hibbs. Well, he said, stopping
- 1:33Speaker 1: dead in the middle of the shop. Here is a
- 1:36Speaker 1: fine confounded kettle of fish. It is one of the
- 1:40Speaker 1: tragedies of the diplomatic that they are not allowed to
- 1:43Speaker 1: admit either knowledge or ignorance. So Hibbs looked gloomily wise
- 1:49Speaker 1: and said, pursing his lips, you mean the general situation.
- 1:55Speaker 1: I mean the situation about this everlasting business of the
- 1:59Speaker 1: inside times, said Lewison impatiently. Lord Ivywood went up, specially
- 2:05Speaker 1: when his leg was really bad, to get it settled
- 2:09Speaker 1: in the house in a small, non contentious bill, providing
- 2:13Speaker 1: that the sign shouldn't be enough if the liquor hadn't
- 2:16Speaker 1: been on the spot three days. Oh, but said Hibbs,
- 2:22Speaker 1: sinking his voice to soft solemnity, as being one of
- 2:25Speaker 1: the initiate, A thing like that can be managed, don't
- 2:29Speaker 1: you know? Of course it can, said the other, still
- 2:34Speaker 1: with the same slightly irritable air it was. But it
- 2:39Speaker 1: does not seem to occur to you any more than
- 2:41Speaker 1: it did to his lordship, that there is rather a
- 2:44Speaker 1: weak point after all in this business of passing acts
- 2:48Speaker 1: quietly before they are unpopular. Has it ever occurred to
- 2:52Speaker 1: you that if a law is really kept too quiet
- 2:55Speaker 1: to be opposed, it may also be kept too quiet
- 2:58Speaker 1: to be obeyed. It's not so easy to hush it
- 3:02Speaker 1: up from a big politician without running the risk of
- 3:05Speaker 1: hushing it up even from a common policeman. But surely
- 3:10Speaker 1: that can't happen by the nature of things. Count it
- 3:15Speaker 1: by God, said j Levison, appealing to a less pantheistic authority.
- 3:21Speaker 1: He unfolded a number of papers from his pocket, chiefly
- 3:25Speaker 1: chief local newspapers, but some of them letters and telegrams.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Listen to this, he said. A curious incident occurred in
- 3:34Speaker 1: the village A Fool to Weell in Surrey yesterday morning.
- 3:38Speaker 1: The baker's shop of mister Whiteman were suddenly besieged by
- 3:42Speaker 1: a knot of the loser tides of the locality, who
- 3:45Speaker 1: appeared to have demanded beer instead of bread, basing their
- 3:49Speaker 1: claim on some ornament object erected outside the shop, Which
- 3:53Speaker 1: object they asserted to be a sign board within the
- 3:56Speaker 1: meaning of the Act. There you see, they haven't even
- 4:01Speaker 1: heard of the new Act. What do you think of this?
- 4:05Speaker 1: From the Clapton Conservative. The contempt of socialists for the
- 4:10Speaker 1: law was well illustrated yesterday when a crowd collected round
- 4:14Speaker 1: some wooden ensign of socialism set up before mister Dukedale's
- 4:18Speaker 1: rapery stores, refused to disperse, though told that their action
- 4:23Speaker 1: was contrary to the law. Eventually the malcontents joined the
- 4:28Speaker 1: procession following the wooden emblem. And what do you say
- 4:33Speaker 1: to this? Stop press news? A chemist in Pimlico has
- 4:38Speaker 1: been invaded by a huge crowd demanding buer and asserting
- 4:43Speaker 1: the provision of it to be among his duties. The
- 4:46Speaker 1: chemist is of course well acquainted with his immunities in
- 4:50Speaker 1: the matter, especially under the new Act. But the old
- 4:54Speaker 1: notion of the importance of the sign seemed still to
- 4:58Speaker 1: possess the populace, and even to a certain extent paralyzed
- 5:02Speaker 1: the police. What do you say to that? Isn't it
- 5:07Speaker 1: as plain as Monday morning that this flying inn has
- 5:11Speaker 1: flown a day in front of us, as all such
- 5:14Speaker 1: lies do. There was a diplomatic silence. Well asked the
- 5:20Speaker 1: still angry levison of the still dubious hibs, what do
- 5:24Speaker 1: you make of all that? One ill acquainted with that
- 5:28Speaker 1: relativity essential to all modern minds. Might possibly have fancied
- 5:34Speaker 1: that mister Hibbs could not make much of it. However,
- 5:38Speaker 1: that maybe his explanations or incapacity for our explanations, were
- 5:43Speaker 1: soon tested with a fairly positive test. For Lord Ivywood
- 5:48Speaker 1: actually walked into the shop of mister Krook. Good day, gentlemen,
- 5:54Speaker 1: he said, looking at them with an expression which they
- 5:57Speaker 1: both thought baffling and even a little concerting. Good morning,
- 6:03Speaker 1: mister Brook, I have a celebrated visitor for you, and
- 6:07Speaker 1: he introduced the smiling Missuyserer. The prophet had fallen back
- 6:12Speaker 1: on a comparatively quiet costume this morning, a mere matter
- 6:16Speaker 1: of purple and orange or what not, but his age
- 6:20Speaker 1: face was now perennially festive. The cast progresses, he said.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Everywhere the cast progresses, you hear his loudship's beautiful speech.
- 6:32Speaker 1: I have heard many, said Hibbs. Gracefully that can be
- 6:35Speaker 1: so described. The prophet means what I was saying about
- 6:40Speaker 1: the ballot paper amendment at said Ivywood casually. It seems
- 6:45Speaker 1: to me the alphabet of statesmanship to recognize now that
- 6:49Speaker 1: the great Oriental British Empire has become one corporate hold
- 6:54Speaker 1: with the occidental one. Look at our universities with their
- 6:58Speaker 1: Mohomidan students. Soon there may be a majority. Now are we,
- 7:04Speaker 1: he went on, still more quietly, are we to rule
- 7:07Speaker 1: this country under the forms of representative government. I did
- 7:12Speaker 1: not pretend to believe in democracy, as you know, but
- 7:15Speaker 1: I think it would be extremely unsettling and incalculable to
- 7:19Speaker 1: destroy representative government. If we are to give Moslem Brittan
- 7:24Speaker 1: representative government, we must not make the mistake we made
- 7:28Speaker 1: about the Hindus and military organization which led to the mutiny.
- 7:33Speaker 1: We must not ask them to make a cross on
- 7:36Speaker 1: their ballad papers, for though it seems a small thing,
- 7:40Speaker 1: it may offend them. So I brought in a little
- 7:43Speaker 1: bell to make it optional, between the old fashioned cross
- 7:47Speaker 1: and an upward curved mark that might stand for a crescent.
- 7:51Speaker 1: And as it is rather easier to make, I believe
- 7:54Speaker 1: it will be generally adopted. And so said the radiant
- 7:59Speaker 1: old Turk. The little light easily made curly mark is
- 8:03Speaker 1: substituted for the hard, difficult double made cutting both ways mark.
- 8:10Speaker 1: It is the more good for hygiene, For you must know,
- 8:14Speaker 1: and indeed our good and wise chemist will tell you
- 8:17Speaker 1: that the Saracenic and the Arabian and the Turkish physicians
- 8:22Speaker 1: were the first of all physicians, and taught all miracles
- 8:26Speaker 1: to the barbarians of the Frankish territories. And many of
- 8:30Speaker 1: the most modern, the most fashionable remedies are thus of
- 8:34Speaker 1: the Oriental origin. Yes, that is quite true, said Crook,
- 8:39Speaker 1: in his rather cryptic and unsympathetic way. The powder called aronine,
- 8:45Speaker 1: lately popularized by mister Bowes, now Lord Helvelen, who tried
- 8:49Speaker 1: it first on birds, is made of plain desert sand.
- 8:54Speaker 1: And what you see in prescriptions as cannabis indienses is
- 8:58Speaker 1: what our lively neighbors of Asia described more energetically as bom.
- 9:05Speaker 1: And so in the same way, said miss Eistra, making
- 9:09Speaker 1: southing passes with his brown hand like a mesmerist. In
- 9:14Speaker 1: the same way, the making of the crescent is hygienic,
- 9:19Speaker 1: the making of the cross is non hygienic. The crescent
- 9:23Speaker 1: was a little wave, as a leaf, as a little
- 9:27Speaker 1: curling feather. And he waved his hand with real artistic
- 9:31Speaker 1: enthusiasm towards the capering curves of the new Turkish decoration,
- 9:36Speaker 1: which Ivy would made fashionable in many of the fashionable shops.
- 9:41Speaker 1: But when you make the cross, you must make the
- 9:44Speaker 1: one line sow, and he swept the horizon with the
- 9:48Speaker 1: brown hand. And then you go back and make the
- 9:51Speaker 1: other lion so, and he made an upward gesture suggestive
- 9:56Speaker 1: of one constraint to lift a pine tree. And then
- 10:00Speaker 1: you become very ill. As a matter of fact, mister Crook,
- 10:04Speaker 1: said Ivywood, in his polite manner, I brought the prophet
- 10:08Speaker 1: here to consult you as the best authority on the
- 10:12Speaker 1: very point you have just mentioned, the use of hashish
- 10:16Speaker 1: or the hemp plant. I have it on my conscience
- 10:20Speaker 1: to decide whether these oriental stimulants or sedatives shall come
- 10:24Speaker 1: under the general veto we are attempting to impose on
- 10:28Speaker 1: the vulgar intoxicans. Of course, one has heard of the
- 10:33Speaker 1: horrible and voluptuous visions and the kind of insanity attributed
- 10:38Speaker 1: to the Assassins and the old man of the mountain.
- 10:42Speaker 1: But on the one hand, we must clearly discount much
- 10:46Speaker 1: for the illimitable pro Christian bias with which the history
- 10:50Speaker 1: of these Eastern tribes is told in this country. Would
- 10:54Speaker 1: you say the effect of hashish was extremely bad? And
- 10:58Speaker 1: he turned first to the prophet. You will say masts
- 11:03Speaker 1: said that seer with candor, many mosss, more mossus taller
- 11:08Speaker 1: and dollar masks, till they reach the moon, and you
- 11:12Speaker 1: hear a dreadful voice in the very high mosque calling
- 11:16Speaker 1: the musen, and you will think it is allah. Then
- 11:20Speaker 1: you will see wives, many many wives, more wives than
- 11:24Speaker 1: you yet have. Then you will be rolled over and
- 11:28Speaker 1: over in a great pink and purple sea, which is
- 11:32Speaker 1: still wise. Then you will go to sleep. I have
- 11:35Speaker 1: only done it once, he concluded mildly. And what do
- 11:40Speaker 1: you think about hushish mister Krook, asked ivy Wood thoughtfully.
- 11:45Speaker 1: I think it's hemp at both ends, said the chemist.
- 11:50Speaker 1: I fear, said Lord Ivywood, I don't quite understand you.
- 11:54Speaker 1: A hemp and drink, a murder and a hemp and robe.
- 11:58Speaker 1: That's my experience in India, said mister Krook. It is true,
- 12:02Speaker 1: said ivy Wood, yet more reflectively, that the thing is
- 12:06Speaker 1: not Muslim in any sense. In its origin there is
- 12:10Speaker 1: that agains the assassins always, and of course, he added,
- 12:14Speaker 1: with a simplicity that had something noble about it, their
- 12:18Speaker 1: connection with Saint Louis discredits them. Rather after a space
- 12:24Speaker 1: of silence, he said, suddenly, looking at Krook. So it
- 12:28Speaker 1: isn't the sort of thing you chiefly sell. No, my lord,
- 12:32Speaker 1: it isn't what I chiefly sell, said the chemist. He
- 12:35Speaker 1: also looked steadily, and the wrinkles of his young old
- 12:38Speaker 1: face were like hieroglyphics. The cast progress everywhere it progress,
- 12:45Speaker 1: cried miss Eystra, spreading his arms and relieving a momentary
- 12:48Speaker 1: tension of which he was totally unaware. The hygienic curve
- 12:53Speaker 1: of the crescent will soon superimpose himself for your plus sign.
- 12:58Speaker 1: You already use him for the short syllables in your dactyle,
- 13:02Speaker 1: which is doubtless of oriental origin. You see the new game.
- 13:08Speaker 1: He said this so suddenly that everyone turned round to
- 13:11Speaker 1: see him produce from his purple clothing a brightly colored
- 13:15Speaker 1: and highly polished apparatus from one of the grand toy shops,
- 13:19Speaker 1: which on examination seemed to consist of a kind of
- 13:23Speaker 1: blue slate in a red and yellow frame, a number
- 13:27Speaker 1: of divisions being already marked on the slate, about seventeen
- 13:31Speaker 1: slate pencils with covers of different colors, and a vast
- 13:35Speaker 1: number of printed instructions stating that it was but recently
- 13:40Speaker 1: introduced from the remote east, and was called knots and crescents.
- 13:46Speaker 1: Strangely enough, Lord Ivywood, with all his enthusiasm, seemed almost
- 13:51Speaker 1: annoyed at the emergence of this asiatic discovery, more especially
- 13:56Speaker 1: as he really wanted to look at mister Crook as
- 13:59Speaker 1: hard as mister Krook was looking at him. Heads coughed
- 14:03Speaker 1: considerately and said, of course all our things came from
- 14:07Speaker 1: the east, And he paused, being suddenly unable to remember
- 14:12Speaker 1: anything but curry, to which he was very rightly attached.
- 14:16Speaker 1: He then remembered Christianity and mentioned that too, everything from
- 14:22Speaker 1: the East could, of course. He ended with an air
- 14:25Speaker 1: of light omniscience. Those who in later ages and other
- 14:30Speaker 1: fashions failed to understand how miss Eystra had ever got
- 14:34Speaker 1: a mental hold on men like Lord Ivywood left out
- 14:38Speaker 1: two elements in the Man which are very attractive, especially
- 14:42Speaker 1: to other men. One was that there was no subject
- 14:47Speaker 1: on which the little Turk could not instantly produce a theory.
- 14:51Speaker 1: The other was that though the theories were crowded, they
- 14:55Speaker 1: were consistent. He was never known to accept an illogical compliment.
- 15:01Speaker 1: You are an error, he said, solemnly, to hisbbs. Because
- 15:04Speaker 1: you say all things from the east are good, there
- 15:08Speaker 1: is the east wind. I do not like him. He
- 15:11Speaker 1: is not good. And I think very much that all
- 15:15Speaker 1: the warmth, and all the weldliness, and the colors and
- 15:18Speaker 1: the poems and the religiousness that the East was meant
- 15:22Speaker 1: to give you have been much poisoned by this accident,
- 15:26Speaker 1: this east wind. When you see the green flag of
- 15:30Speaker 1: the prophet, you do not think of a green field
- 15:33Speaker 1: in summer. You think it blown by the east wind.
- 15:37Speaker 1: When you read of the moonfaced hoories, you think not
- 15:40Speaker 1: of our moons like oranges, but of your moons like snowballs.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Your new voice contributed to the conversation. Its contribution, though
- 15:51Speaker 1: imperfectly understood, appeared to be naar world. She'd dire white
- 15:57Speaker 1: for a little Jew in his dressing girl, little Jews
- 16:02Speaker 1: in their dressing gowns, as their drinks as wee as
- 16:05Speaker 1: are drinks. Bitter miss. The speaker, who appeared to be
- 16:11Speaker 1: a powerful person of the plastering occupation, looked round for
- 16:15Speaker 1: the unmarried female he had ceremonially addressed, and seemed honestly
- 16:20Speaker 1: abashed that she was not present. Ivy would look at
- 16:25Speaker 1: the man with that expression of one turned to stone,
- 16:29Speaker 1: which his physique made so effective in him. But j Levison, Secretary,
- 16:34Speaker 1: could summon no such powers of self petrification upon his soul.
- 16:39Speaker 1: The slaughter read of that unhallowed eve arose when first
- 16:44Speaker 1: the ship and he who were foes, when he discovered
- 16:47Speaker 1: that the poor are human beings, and therefore are polite
- 16:51Speaker 1: and brutal. Within a comparatively short space of time, he
- 16:55Speaker 1: saw that two other men were standing behind the plastering person,
- 17:00Speaker 1: one of them apparently urging him to counsel the moderation,
- 17:04Speaker 1: which was an ominous sign. And then he lifted his
- 17:07Speaker 1: eyes and saw something worse than any omen all. The
- 17:12Speaker 1: glass frontage of the shop was a cloud of crowding faces.
- 17:16Speaker 1: They could not be clearly seen since night was closing
- 17:19Speaker 1: in on the street, and the dazzling fires of ruby
- 17:23Speaker 1: and amethyst, which the lighted shop gave to its great
- 17:27Speaker 1: globes of liquid, rather veiled than revealed them. But the
- 17:32Speaker 1: foremost actually flattened and whitened their noses on the glass,
- 17:37Speaker 1: and the most distant were nearer than mister Levison wanted them. Also,
- 17:43Speaker 1: he saw a shape erect outside the shop, the shape
- 17:46Speaker 1: of an upright staff and a square board. He could
- 17:49Speaker 1: not see what was on the board. He did not
- 17:52Speaker 1: need to see. Those who saw Lowed Ivywood at such
- 17:56Speaker 1: moments understood why he stood out so strongly in the
- 18:00Speaker 1: history of his time. In spite of his frozen face
- 18:03Speaker 1: and a fanciful dogmas, he had all the negative nobility
- 18:07Speaker 1: that is possible to man. Unlike Nelson and most of
- 18:11Speaker 1: the great heroes, he knew not fear. Thus he was
- 18:15Speaker 1: never conquered by a surprise, but was cold and collected
- 18:19Speaker 1: when other men had lost their heads, even if they
- 18:22Speaker 1: had not lost their nerves. I will not conceal from you, gentlemen,
- 18:27Speaker 1: said Lord Ivywood, that I have been expecting this. I
- 18:32Speaker 1: will not even conceal from you that I have been
- 18:35Speaker 1: occupying mister Crook's time until it occurred. So far from
- 18:39Speaker 1: excluding the crowd, I suggest it would be an excellent
- 18:43Speaker 1: thing if mister Crook could accommodate them all in this shop.
- 18:48Speaker 1: I want to tell as soon as possible, as large
- 18:51Speaker 1: a crowd as possible, that the law is altered, and
- 18:54Speaker 1: this folly about the flying inn has ceased. Come in,
- 18:58Speaker 1: all of you, come in and listen. Thank you, said
- 19:03Speaker 1: a man connected in some way with motor busses, who
- 19:06Speaker 1: lurched in behind the plasterer. Thank you, sir, said a
- 19:10Speaker 1: bright little clock mender from Croydon, who immediately followed him.
- 19:15Speaker 1: Thanks said a rather bevelded clerk from Camberwell, who came
- 19:19Speaker 1: next in the rather beveldered procession. Thank you, said mister
- 19:25Speaker 1: Dorrian Wimple, who entered carrying a large round cheese. Thank you,
- 19:30Speaker 1: said Captain Delroy, who entered carrying a large cask of round.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Thank you very much, said mister Humphrey Pump, who entered
- 19:39Speaker 1: the shop carrying the sign of the old ship. I
- 19:43Speaker 1: fear it must be recorded that the crowd which followed
- 19:47Speaker 1: them dispensed with all expressions of gratitude. But though the
- 19:51Speaker 1: crowd filled his shop so there was no standing room
- 19:54Speaker 1: to spare, Leedison still lifted his gloomy eyes and beheld
- 19:59Speaker 1: his gloomy omen. For though there were very many more
- 20:03Speaker 1: people standing in the shop, there seemed to be no
- 20:06Speaker 1: less people looking in at the window. Gentlemen, said Ivywood.
- 20:12Speaker 1: All jokes come to an end. This swan has gone
- 20:15Speaker 1: so far as to be serious, and it might have
- 20:18Speaker 1: become impossible to correct public opinion and expound to law
- 20:23Speaker 1: abiding citizens the true state of the law. Had I
- 20:27Speaker 1: not been able to meet so representative an assembly in
- 20:31Speaker 1: so central a place, it is not pertinent to my
- 20:35Speaker 1: purpose to indicate what I think of the jest which
- 20:38Speaker 1: Captain Delroy and his friends have been playing upon you
- 20:42Speaker 1: for the last few weeks. But I think Captain Delroy
- 20:46Speaker 1: will himself concede that I am not jesting with all
- 20:51Speaker 1: my heart, said Delroy, in a manner that was unusually
- 20:54Speaker 1: serious and even sad. Then he added, with a sigh,
- 20:59Speaker 1: as you truly say, my jest has come to an end.
- 21:04Speaker 1: That wooden sign, said ivywood, pointing at the queer blue ship,
- 21:08Speaker 1: can be cut up for firewood. It shall lead decent
- 21:12Speaker 1: citizens at devil's dance. No more. Understand at once and
- 21:16Speaker 1: for all, before you learn it from policemen or prison warden.
- 21:21Speaker 1: You are under a new law. That sign is a
- 21:24Speaker 1: sign of nothing. You can no more buy and sell
- 21:27Speaker 1: alcohol by having that outside your house than if it
- 21:31Speaker 1: were a lamp post. Do you mean to say, governor?
- 21:35Speaker 1: Said the plaster, with the dawn of intelligence on his
- 21:39Speaker 1: large face, which was almost awful to watch. That I'm
- 21:43Speaker 1: to have a glass of bitter. Try a glass of rum,
- 21:47Speaker 1: said Patrick. Captain Delroy said, Lord Ivywood, if you give
- 21:52Speaker 1: one drop from that cast to that man, you are
- 21:55Speaker 1: breaking the law and you shall sleep in jail. Are
- 21:59Speaker 1: you quite sure, asked Delroy, with a strange sort of anxiety,
- 22:04Speaker 1: I might escape. I'm quite sure, said Ivywood. I have
- 22:09Speaker 1: posted the police with full powers for the purpose as
- 22:12Speaker 1: you will find. I mean that this business shall end
- 22:16Speaker 1: here tonight. If I find the policeman what told me
- 22:20Speaker 1: I could have a drink just now, I'll knock his
- 22:23Speaker 1: helment into a fancy necktie, I will, said the plasterer.
- 22:28Speaker 1: Why ain't people allowed to know the law? They ain't
- 22:32Speaker 1: got no right to alter the law in the dark
- 22:34Speaker 1: like that, said the clock mender. Damn the new law.
- 22:39Speaker 1: Where is the new law? Asked the clerk. The words
- 22:43Speaker 1: inserted by the reason Act, said Lord Ivywood, with the
- 22:46Speaker 1: cold courtesy of the conqueror, atter the effect that alcohol
- 22:50Speaker 1: cannot be sold, even under a lawful sign, unless alcoholic
- 22:55Speaker 1: liquors have been kept for three days on the premises, Delroy,
- 23:01Speaker 1: that cask of yours has not, I think been three
- 23:04Speaker 1: days on this premises. I command you to see it
- 23:08Speaker 1: up and take it away, surely, said Patrick, with an
- 23:12Speaker 1: innocent air. The best remedy would be to wait till
- 23:15Speaker 1: it has been three days on the premises we might
- 23:18Speaker 1: all get to know each other better. And he looked
- 23:21Speaker 1: round at the ever increasing multitude with hazy benevolence. You
- 23:26Speaker 1: shall do nothing of the kind, said his lordship, with
- 23:30Speaker 1: sudden fierceness. Well answered Patrick wearily. Now I come to
- 23:35Speaker 1: think of it, perhaps I won't. I'll have one drink
- 23:40Speaker 1: here and go home to bed like a good little boy,
- 23:43Speaker 1: and the constables shall arrest you thunder ivywood. Why nothing
- 23:49Speaker 1: seems to suit you, said the surprised Delroy. Thank you, however,
- 23:54Speaker 1: for explaining the new laws so clearly. Unless alcoholic liquors
- 23:58Speaker 1: have been three days on the premises, I shall remember
- 24:02Speaker 1: it now, you always explain such things so clearly. You
- 24:07Speaker 1: only made one legal slip. The constables will not arrest me.
- 24:12Speaker 1: And why not, demanded the nobleman white with passion, Because
- 24:17Speaker 1: cried Patrick Delroy, and his voice lifted itself like a
- 24:21Speaker 1: lonely trumpet before the charge. Because I shall not have
- 24:26Speaker 1: broken the law, because alcoholic liquors have been three days
- 24:30Speaker 1: on these premises, three months more likely, because this is
- 24:35Speaker 1: a common grog shop, Philip ivy wood, because that man
- 24:39Speaker 1: behind the counter lives by selling spirits to all the
- 24:43Speaker 1: cowards and hypocrites who are rich enough to bribe a
- 24:46Speaker 1: bad doctor. And he pointed suddenly at the small medicine
- 24:50Speaker 1: glass on the counter by Hibs and Legison. What is
- 24:55Speaker 1: that man drinking? He demanded. Hibbs put out his hand
- 24:58Speaker 1: hastily for his glass, but the indignant clock mender had
- 25:02Speaker 1: snatched it first and drained it at a gulp. Scotch,
- 25:06Speaker 1: he said, and dashed the glass to atoms on the floor.
- 25:10Speaker 1: Right you are too, wrote the plasterer, seizing a big
- 25:14Speaker 1: medicine bottle in each hand. We're going to have a
- 25:18Speaker 1: little of the fun now we are. What's in that
- 25:21Speaker 1: big red bowl up there? I reckon it's port, fetch
- 25:26Speaker 1: it down, Bill ivy would turned to Krook and said, scarcely,
- 25:31Speaker 1: moving his lips of marble, this is a lie. It
- 25:35Speaker 1: is the truth, answered Krook, looking back at him with
- 25:39Speaker 1: equal steadiness. Do you think you made the world that
- 25:43Speaker 1: you should make it over again? So easily? The world
- 25:47Speaker 1: was made badly? Said Philip, with a terrible note in
- 25:50Speaker 1: his voice, and I will make it over again. Almost
- 25:55Speaker 1: as he spoke, the glance front of the shop fell inward, shattered,
- 26:00Speaker 1: and there was wreckage among the moonlike colored bulls, almost
- 26:04Speaker 1: as if spheres of celestial crystal cracked at his blasphemy.
- 26:08Speaker 1: Through the broken windows came the roar of that confused
- 26:12Speaker 1: tongue that is more terrible than the elements, the cry
- 26:16Speaker 1: that the deaf kings have heard at last, the terrible
- 26:19Speaker 1: voice of mankind. All the way down the long fashionable
- 26:24Speaker 1: street lined with the crooked plate glass, that glass was
- 26:28Speaker 1: crashing amid the cries of a crowd, rivers of gold
- 26:32Speaker 1: and purple wines sprawled about the pavement. Out in the open,
- 26:37Speaker 1: shouted Dalroy, rushing out of the shop, sign board in hand,
- 26:42Speaker 1: the dark woodle, parking furiously at his heels, while Dorian
- 26:46Speaker 1: with the cheese and Humphrey with the keg followed as
- 26:49Speaker 1: rapidly as they could. Good night, my lord. Perhaps our
- 26:54Speaker 1: meeting next may fall a Tamworth in Newcastle Hall. Come long,
- 27:00Speaker 1: friends and form uck. Don't waste time destroying property. We're
- 27:04Speaker 1: all to start. Now, where are we all going to
- 27:08Speaker 1: asked the plasterer. We're all going into Parliament, answered the captain.
- 27:13Speaker 1: As he went to the head of the crowd. The
- 27:16Speaker 1: marching crowd turned two or three corners, and at the
- 27:20Speaker 1: end of the next long street Dorian Wimpole, who was
- 27:24Speaker 1: towards the tail of the procession, so again the gray
- 27:27Speaker 1: cyclops tower of Saint Stephen's, with its one great golden eye,
- 27:33Speaker 1: as he had seen it, against that pale green sunset
- 27:37Speaker 1: that was at once quiet and volcanic on the night
- 27:41Speaker 1: he was betrayed by sleep and by a friend. Almost
- 27:45Speaker 1: as far off at the head of the procession, he
- 27:48Speaker 1: could see the sign with the ship and the cross
- 27:51Speaker 1: going before them like an ensign, and hear a great
- 27:55Speaker 1: voice singing, men, that are men again? Who goes home?
- 28:00Speaker 1: Tocsin and Trumpeter? Who goes home? The boy is Valedictory,
- 28:05Speaker 1: who is for victory? Who is for liberty? Who goes home?
- 28:12Speaker 1: End of Chapter twenty two.