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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
- 0:07Speaker 1: This week on the show, we have a roundtable of
- 0:09Speaker 1: business influencers.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Yes, it's so easy to build a business, or is it?
- 0:14Speaker 2: They might tell you it is, and also that it's hard.
- 0:17Speaker 2: Business influencers make up probably 90% of everyone's feed, telling
- 0:21Speaker 2: you exactly how to build what you do into an empire.
- 0:27Speaker 3: So, pull up, show up, upload.
- 0:33Speaker 5: Create a calendar, stick to it, and let's listen in.
- 0:40Speaker 3: It's so great to have everybody here today.
- 0:42Speaker 6: This rocks.
- 0:44Speaker 3: This is such a powerhouse roundtable.
- 0:48Speaker 4: Everybody stop. Take a deep breath. Breathe out. Now you're here.
- 0:55Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 0:55Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 0:56Speaker 4: I felt that.
- 0:56Speaker 7: I felt that.
- 0:57Speaker 4: Because you're here now, right?
- 0:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 0:59Speaker 6: Absolutely.
- 0:59Speaker 3: And can I start with a little icebreaker question?
- 1:02Speaker 4: Of course.
- 1:03Speaker 3: What if I told you that the only thing standing
- 1:06Speaker 3: in between you and everything is you?
- 1:08Speaker 4: That's the question?
- 1:09Speaker 6: That's the question.
- 1:11Speaker 4: I would be surprised. I'm going to take that. I'm
- 1:14Speaker 4: going to statement-fy it.
- 1:15Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:15Speaker 4: And I'm going to hand it right back to you.
- 1:17Speaker 6: Wow.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Whoa. You statement-fied the question.
- 1:19Speaker 4: I'm going to statement-fy that non-question into a statement.
- 1:22Speaker 6: Hmm.
- 1:23Speaker 7: And I think that it is true in fact, and
- 1:25Speaker 7: here and now, and we are all the embodiment of it.
- 1:28Speaker 4: Deep breath. And on the out, say yes, everybody. Three, two, one.
- 1:34Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:35Speaker 5: Absolutely, absolutely.
- 1:36Speaker 1: And I would say, you asked that rhetorically, and I'd say,
- 1:38Speaker 1: ask that rhetorically. What if we answered all questions rhetorically,
- 1:44Speaker 1: and we actually answered them intentionally?
- 1:46Speaker 6: Wow.
- 1:47Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:48Speaker 2: That's a rhetorical answer is what you're saying we have?
- 1:52Speaker 6: You answer a rhetorical question. Oh, my God.
- 1:54Speaker 3: We are on the precipice of something new. The first
- 1:56Speaker 3: ever rhetorical answer.
- 1:57Speaker 4: Stop. You are here in the moment. The rhetorical answer
- 2:00Speaker 4: has been invented.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Well, there it is.
- 2:03Speaker 4: Whoop, there it is.
- 2:04Speaker 6: Whoop, there it is.
- 2:06Speaker 2: A rhetorical answer is an answer that did not need
- 2:09Speaker 2: a question.
- 2:09Speaker 6: Guys, I can smell this energy. I can smell it.
- 2:13Speaker 6: It is palpable. There is a smell in this room
- 2:16Speaker 6: unlike anything I've ever smelled before. It is a mix
- 2:19Speaker 6: of perfume, cologne, and sweat and tears and grind.
- 2:23Speaker 2: And you know what's so exciting is that if you're
- 2:25Speaker 2: watching this video, then this has been chosen for you.
- 2:28Speaker 4: That's right.
- 2:28Speaker 2: You have been selected to receive these messages today, and
- 2:33Speaker 2: you're going to get them.
- 2:34Speaker 7: That's a rhetorical answer. We uploaded this with no hashtags,
- 2:38Speaker 7: no title, and no description. If it is finding you,
- 2:41Speaker 7: it is because it was meant for you. You were
- 2:46Speaker 7: meant for it. Destiny and you walked hand in hand
- 2:49Speaker 7: down the aisle The priest said, do you take this
- 2:53Speaker 7: destiny to be your lawful wedded husband? And destiny said,
- 2:57Speaker 7: now and forevermore. Everybody deep breath, three, two, one, yes?
- 3:01Speaker 6: Yes.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Message in a bottle. Do you think about the internet
- 3:06Speaker 1: as a message in a bottle? We put that message,
- 3:09Speaker 1: no hashtags. We put it in a bottle, and you
- 3:12Speaker 1: are in the ocean. The ocean of the internet.
- 3:14Speaker 6: Yeah. And I just want to take a second. I
- 3:16Speaker 6: want to look down the camera and talk to you
- 3:18Speaker 6: guys directly. If you're seeing this, you're lost. You're broken.
- 3:21Speaker 6: You don't know which way to go. Your business is struggling.
- 3:23Speaker 6: Your relationship is probably struggling too. We have all got points,
- 3:29Speaker 6: six-point programs that is going to change your life. My
- 3:31Speaker 6: point program, it's a 6.7-point program. That's 67 points. 6.7,
- 3:37Speaker 6: fuck you. Don't bring that shit up. I came up
- 3:40Speaker 6: with 6.7 before the kids took 6.7. Stop it. Don't
- 3:44Speaker 6: even think about 6.7. It's 6.7. Thank you.
- 3:48Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 3:49Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 3:49Speaker 3: And if you're seeing this message and you don't yet
- 3:52Speaker 3: understand what it means, that's because you are not yet
- 3:56Speaker 3: open to the experience.
- 3:58Speaker 4: Wake up!
- 3:58Speaker 3: So wake up and let us crack open your mind
- 4:02Speaker 3: like an egg, like a raw egg, and we will
- 4:06Speaker 3: cook it to temperature.
- 4:08Speaker 4: That's right.
- 4:08Speaker 7: You are asleep right now. Right now, you're asleep. By
- 4:13Speaker 7: the end of what you're about to watch, you will
- 4:15Speaker 7: no longer be asleep.
- 4:16Speaker 4: You're dreaming. You're dreaming. You're in a coma. You're laying
- 4:19Speaker 4: in a hospital bed.
- 4:20Speaker 8: You're sick.
- 4:20Speaker 6: You're sick.
- 4:21Speaker 4: Are you okay? You're not well. You're sick and bad.
- 4:24Speaker 6: You're sick and you're bad.
- 4:26Speaker 3: You're sick. You're bad. You can't do anything right. You
- 4:30Speaker 3: are nothing. You're worthless. You are less than worms in
- 4:34Speaker 3: the dirt.
- 4:35Speaker 6: Anytime you.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Until now.
- 4:36Speaker 6: Anytime you.
- 4:37Speaker 7: You're blinking wrong, and anytime you blink, you should feel
- 4:39Speaker 7: bad about yourself.
- 4:40Speaker 6: Say sorry!
- 4:41Speaker 4: Say sorry!
- 4:42Speaker 7: Say sorry to everyone you have sex with.
- 4:46Speaker 3: I want you to apologize to me specifically because you
- 4:49Speaker 3: hurt my feelings.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Apologize to her.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Apologize to me.
- 4:51Speaker 4: Apologize to her.
- 4:52Speaker 3: Apologize to me.
- 4:53Speaker 8: We'll wait.
- 4:54Speaker 6: We'll wait.
- 4:54Speaker 4: We'll wait.
- 4:55Speaker 3: Comment I'm sorry and then proceed.
- 4:57Speaker 4: Hashtag I'm sorry. Hashtag I'm sorry.
- 5:00Speaker 1: God, these producers, they should clip every single moment of
- 5:02Speaker 1: this podcast. This should be the first podcast that you
- 5:05Speaker 1: can watch in a full clip order.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Comment if you're sorry. Like if you're not sorry. Fave
- 5:10Speaker 2: this video if you are ambivalent.
- 5:12Speaker 5: And reshare if you're changed.
- 5:16Speaker 6: Well, I think it's an appropriate time to maybe introduce ourselves.
- 5:20Speaker 6: Get to the names. Get to our empires. What we
- 5:24Speaker 6: did to get where we are because I'm looking around
- 5:26Speaker 6: and I'm smelling success. That's right. Smells good.
- 5:29Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 5:30Speaker 4: It smells faint.
- 5:31Speaker 6: Smells good.
- 5:31Speaker 4: Smells really good.
- 5:33Speaker 7: Yeah. It smells like tainted in a good, it's funky
- 5:37Speaker 7: in a good way.
- 5:38Speaker 6: It smells like change. It's like a organic wine that
- 5:43Speaker 6: you try for the first time and you go, how
- 5:45Speaker 6: can anybody drink this?
- 5:46Speaker 7: It's when you pick up a shirt, you wonder if
- 5:48Speaker 7: you should wear it again. And it's on the bubble. Absolutely.
- 5:52Speaker 4: On the bubble. It's like, how close am I getting
- 5:55Speaker 4: to people today? That's how it feels.
- 5:57Speaker 5: It's like when you have a flower and you go,
- 5:59Speaker 5: it's such a beautiful flower. It smells a little weird
- 6:00Speaker 5: to be so beautiful.
- 6:02Speaker 6: Yes.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Fortune favors the both, and I'd like to introduce myself
- 6:05Speaker 2: right now. I'm the first person to introduce ourselves on
- 6:08Speaker 2: the panel, and I am so honored to have this title.
- 6:12Speaker 4: You deserve this space. I'm breaking it.
- 6:14Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 6:14Speaker 4: My name is Graham Gunt.
- 6:16Speaker 2: You might know me on Instagram as Instagram, with an
- 6:20Speaker 2: underscore at the very end. That is a search engine
- 6:22Speaker 2: optimization tactic that I have used for my entire life.
- 6:27Speaker 3: I can't tell you Graham Gunt enough. I cannot tell
- 6:30Speaker 3: you how many times I have gone to the app
- 6:32Speaker 3: Instagram and searched Instagram in the search box.
- 6:35Speaker 4: So many times. This is what they're not telling you.
- 6:38Speaker 2: You search Instagram, you find me, Instagram Gunt.
- 6:42Speaker 7: And the incredible way in which you've managed to corner
- 6:44Speaker 7: the market of people over the age of 80 looking
- 6:47Speaker 7: for Instagram by Googling it is extraordinary.
- 6:52Speaker 6: That was your first 100K, right? It was all 83-year-olds lost.
- 6:55Speaker 2: I am the pioneer of lost 83-year-olds. And I cannot
- 7:00Speaker 2: wait to let you guys know. My followers, go to bed,
- 7:03Speaker 2: is what I'm telling you right now. I'll see you
- 7:04Speaker 2: in the morning.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Your comment section makes so much more sense now because
- 7:07Speaker 3: they're all saying sciatica medicine. Sciatica medicine near me.
- 7:12Speaker 7: Arthritis.
- 7:12Speaker 3: Arthritis diagnosis.
- 7:14Speaker 6: Life alert.
- 7:14Speaker 3: I can't get up.
- 7:15Speaker 6: I can't get up.
- 7:16Speaker 2: I am the number one sciatica medicine salesman on Instagram.
- 7:20Speaker 7: Correct me if I'm wrong, but last month you trended
- 7:22Speaker 7: hard on the keywords my grandson Nathan. Because one very
- 7:32Speaker 7: confused individual was looking over and over and over again
- 7:35Speaker 7: for their grandson Nathan.
- 7:36Speaker 6: Well, it started a whole trend. People were now posting
- 7:39Speaker 6: hashtag my grandson Nathan.
- 7:40Speaker 5: Which I felt disrespectful about. I think she couldn't find me.
- 7:42Speaker 4: I'll shout her out.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Dolores Delbridge searched my grandson Nathan 5,000 times in one day.
- 7:49Speaker 2: And I decided to capitalize on that and I started
- 7:52Speaker 2: creating content that I knew she would look at every
- 7:55Speaker 2: time she searched it.
- 7:56Speaker 4: And my views went up immediately.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Don't target a broad ocean, target a fish. Fishermen don't
- 8:04Speaker 2: bring a giant cup to the ocean, they bring a
- 8:08Speaker 2: pole to catch one fish.
- 8:09Speaker 4: Over and over and over.
- 8:11Speaker 6: Well they bring a net.
- 8:14Speaker 3: I must note that lots of fishermen are trying to
- 8:16Speaker 3: catch multiple fish.
- 8:17Speaker 4: I've never heard of that.
- 8:19Speaker 2: I've only heard of fishermen who bring big cups and
- 8:22Speaker 2: fishermen who bring poles. I want to shout out everybody
- 8:25Speaker 2: on Instagram and my special messaging service, Gmail. You guys
- 8:28Speaker 2: are fantastic, and we love you guys. The Gunt Army
- 8:32Speaker 2: is alive and well.
- 8:34Speaker 5: Can I tell you something, Graham? What's so amazing about
- 8:37Speaker 5: your followers.
- 8:38Speaker 1: is that all those accounts, when they die, they're still active,
- 8:41Speaker 1: because no one can get back in.
- 8:42Speaker 2: Nobody's talking about how an old fan is a fan
- 8:46Speaker 2: for life and afterlife, because nobody can get back in.
- 8:51Speaker 4: That's exactly what she said.
- 8:52Speaker 5: No one can get to those accounts.
- 8:53Speaker 4: No, no, because nobody knows they even have them.
- 8:56Speaker 7: You are the deactivated dead account king in the United States.
- 9:01Speaker 2: I am accruing, because dead accounts are still accounts, and
- 9:04Speaker 2: I want to speak to that. It breaks my heart
- 9:07Speaker 2: when people say, oh, don't follow this, stop following this person,
- 9:10Speaker 2: they're not alive anymore.
- 9:11Speaker 4: Oh my God. That breaks my heart. Oh my God.
- 9:13Speaker 4: Because that is still an account.
- 9:15Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 9:15Speaker 3: That is still an account.
- 9:17Speaker 6: Just because it's not a person doesn't mean it's not
- 9:19Speaker 6: an account. It's what I always say.
- 9:20Speaker 3: A person can be an account.
- 9:22Speaker 2: I would like to stop speaking, and I would like
- 9:25Speaker 2: to allow someone else to.
- 9:26Speaker 7: I would like to make one more point about you,
- 9:28Speaker 7: and I think that this is so relevant and important.
- 9:31Speaker 4: I love that word.
- 9:32Speaker 3: I love that.
- 9:32Speaker 7: We talk here about monetization, And the business model that
- 9:36Speaker 7: you described to me when we are, you know, we
- 9:38Speaker 7: go out to the bar together. Yeah, we go out
- 9:40Speaker 7: to the bar and we get blackout. You confuse old
- 9:43Speaker 7: people into writing you into their wills.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Yes.
- 9:46Speaker 7: And I think that that is spectacularly innovative. And I'm
- 9:49Speaker 7: just wondering if you could touch on that.
- 9:50Speaker 4: Happy to speak to that. Yeah.
- 9:52Speaker 2: I have a series called Nobody Else Will Value Your
- 9:57Speaker 2: Money Like I Will.
- 9:59Speaker 1: And that, as a highlights reel on your Instagram, it
- 10:02Speaker 1: just really looks confusing.
- 10:03Speaker 2: I say, hey, before you die, I want to let
- 10:05Speaker 2: you know, everything you give me is safe with me.
- 10:08Speaker 4: That's what I tell people.
- 10:09Speaker 6: It's the one thing I know because we're such good friends.
- 10:13Speaker 6: It gets really confusing, though, because a lot of them
- 10:14Speaker 6: are putting Instagram in their will, and so you.
- 10:16Speaker 2: Don't know what to do with that. So that has
- 10:18Speaker 2: been a very litigious thing. I am going back and
- 10:20Speaker 2: forth with Zuckerberg right now, and he's my buddy. Yeah,
- 10:23Speaker 2: for sure, for sure, for sure. We all know and
- 10:25Speaker 2: love Zuck.
- 10:26Speaker 3: We all know and love Zuck.
- 10:27Speaker 5: Love to love.
- 10:28Speaker 4: I mean, his smoked meat's unbelievable. I know we've all
- 10:31Speaker 4: been there.
- 10:31Speaker 6: My God, the smoked meat's coming out of Zuck's tux.
- 10:35Speaker 4: Unbelievable.
- 10:36Speaker 1: Some of the best, some of the best. smokes meats,
- 10:40Speaker 1: and fruit plates, nice fruit plates. Nice fruit plates as well.
- 10:44Speaker 1: But I've had to go back at him, and I've
- 10:45Speaker 1: had to say, bro, let's be honest. This check is
- 10:48Speaker 1: not for you.
- 10:49Speaker 2: Look.
- 10:49Speaker 6: For sure.
- 10:49Speaker 4: Look at the underscore. Look at the underscore.
- 10:51Speaker 7: Look at the underscore.
- 10:52Speaker 2: And that's been teaching old people what an underscore is.
- 10:56Speaker 6: Yes.
- 10:56Speaker 2: Has been another hurdle. So it's like, here's one thing
- 10:59Speaker 2: you didn't know about your keyboard. That's a lot of
- 11:00Speaker 2: my videos.
- 11:01Speaker 7: Yes.
- 11:01Speaker 4: Inscribing underscores, making sure they know what that is. For sure.
- 11:04Speaker 4: And so they can put it in their will. For sure.
- 11:07Speaker 3: And this is hustling.
- 11:08Speaker 6: That's the government, too.
- 11:09Speaker 5: When will handles be official names?
- 11:11Speaker 6: Literally.
- 11:12Speaker 7: When? When?
- 11:13Speaker 5: When will handles work on official documents?
- 11:15Speaker 6: Introduce yourself. Introduce yourself, because this is big.
- 11:18Speaker 5: How is everybody? I am Monitiz. And....
- 11:28Speaker 4: Monitiz.
- 11:29Speaker 5: I am Monitiz.
- 11:31Speaker 6: And... Isabel.
- 11:34Speaker 5: My name's Isabel.
- 11:36Speaker 1: I've been in the Instagram game since I graduated high school.
- 11:41Speaker 5: I have... I'd say.
- 11:45Speaker 1: My passion for growing followers is one of my... It
- 11:48Speaker 1: has been with me since I was a kid. I'm
- 11:51Speaker 1: so grateful that I grew up in the smartphone era.
- 11:55Speaker 1: I'm a grateful Gen Z.
- 11:57Speaker 5: There's not a lot of them. But I'm grateful to
- 12:00Speaker 5: be here.
- 12:00Speaker 6: I mean, your courses are out of this world. Crazy, kooky, cool.
- 12:05Speaker 4: Yes.
- 12:06Speaker 6: Your courses on how to grow your following kind of
- 12:09Speaker 6: changed my life in such a profound way. I've never
- 12:12Speaker 6: watched them, but I love the idea of them. And
- 12:13Speaker 6: that's so important to me.
- 12:15Speaker 2: And I have never seen so many incredible infographics. What
- 12:21Speaker 2: you make on Canva is something that I could never
- 12:23Speaker 2: make in my life.
- 12:24Speaker 1: So I'm one of the biggest Canva partners. I have
- 12:28Speaker 1: an overall with Canva that is a $ 10.
- 12:31Speaker 5: Million a year.
- 12:32Speaker 4: You have a first look with Canva, right?
- 12:33Speaker 5: First look, overall, all of it.
- 12:35Speaker 2: So they get to see what you're about to post
- 12:36Speaker 2: and claim it, or you can bring it somewhere else?
- 12:39Speaker 5: Yeah. And if I have an idea for a font,
- 12:41Speaker 5: I bring it straight to them.
- 12:43Speaker 4: And you have a lot of ideas for fonts.
- 12:45Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 12:45Speaker 6: You're constantly thinking of ideas for fonts, right? That's mostly
- 12:49Speaker 6: your empire.
- 12:50Speaker 3: I loved your hot dog font. I thought it was amazing.
- 12:53Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 12:53Speaker 1: I thought it would be fun to have the lines
- 12:57Speaker 1: in the middle of the letter should be sauce.
- 13:00Speaker 5: And the lines on the outside of the letter should
- 13:01Speaker 5: be buns.
- 13:02Speaker 4: I would love to hear.
- 13:03Speaker 6: Totally.
- 13:03Speaker 2: Because you post monetize's top five hot fonts a month.
- 13:07Speaker 7: Would you tell us the five hot fonts a month?
- 13:09Speaker 7: What's so crazy about this is you don't show them.
- 13:11Speaker 7: You just describe them.
- 13:14Speaker 4: Because they don't exist yet.
- 13:15Speaker 6: They don't exist yet.
- 13:16Speaker 4: So these are just your ideas.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Because what's really hard about being an influencer that specializes
- 13:20Speaker 1: in fonts as well, besides.
- 13:22Speaker 5: Just growth, is I can't just show it.
- 13:25Speaker 6: I have to describe it.
- 13:26Speaker 8: No.
- 13:27Speaker 5: So this month's five top fonts are, one is, it's
- 13:33Speaker 5: called Lindek.
- 13:35Speaker 3: Take notes, by the way.
- 13:36Speaker 5: Take notes. Lindek is squiggly lines up top.
- 13:41Speaker 6: And.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Melting candle wax looking things at the bottom.
- 13:46Speaker 5: That's Lindwax.
- 13:47Speaker 6: Really fun.
- 13:48Speaker 5: Second is coffee cup.
- 13:51Speaker 1: It's a bunch of little coffee cups.
- 13:54Speaker 4: This is great.
- 13:55Speaker 7: It's a bunch of little coffee cups. I feel like
- 13:58Speaker 7: I can see it now. When I heard this, in
- 14:00Speaker 7: no way did this translate into a font for me.
- 14:02Speaker 6: No.
- 14:06Speaker 4: It felt like the farthest thing from a font I
- 14:08Speaker 4: could possibly... Sounds like a mess.
- 14:10Speaker 6: Sometimes when you hear a font name, you hear Times
- 14:13Speaker 6: New Roman, and you don't think it's going to look
- 14:14Speaker 6: like Times and the word New and the word Roman.
- 14:18Speaker 6: But that's the beautiful thing about your fonts.
- 14:20Speaker 1: When I pitched Coffee Cup Font, the bidding war between
- 14:23Speaker 1: Canva and Pinterest was.
- 14:25Speaker 7: It was brutal.
- 14:27Speaker 3: I hate it when the girls are fighting like that.
- 14:29Speaker 5: I hate it. I'll do the rest really fast. The
- 14:31Speaker 5: third is.
- 14:34Speaker 6: And really fast. It's actually really hard.
- 14:38Speaker 5: The third is, it looks like knives, but it's more squiggles.
- 14:42Speaker 7: And the fourth looks like knives, but it's squiggles.
- 14:44Speaker 4: Looks like knives, but it's more squiggles.
- 14:45Speaker 6: That's what it's called, sorry.
- 14:47Speaker 3: Looks like knives, but it's more squiggles.
- 14:49Speaker 1: And then the fourth is, it's so hard to describe.
- 14:53Speaker 1: The fourth is bubble letters, but sideways.
- 14:57Speaker 6: And then the fifth. This is the best one. This
- 15:00Speaker 6: is my favorite one. What makes the bubble sideways? What
- 15:04Speaker 6: would you say makes the bubble sideways?
- 15:06Speaker 4: The letters are sideways.
- 15:07Speaker 6: Oh, the letters are sideways. Got it, got it, got it.
- 15:09Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
- 15:09Speaker 5: And then the fifth is.
- 15:11Speaker 4: This is incredible.
- 15:12Speaker 6: And that's a font.
- 15:12Speaker 5: The fifth one you love.
- 15:13Speaker 6: This is incredible.
- 15:14Speaker 4: This one's incredible. The fifth one will blow your mind.
- 15:17Speaker 5: I'm in talks with Instagram. They want to put it
- 15:19Speaker 5: on there.
- 15:19Speaker 4: Yeah, which is.
- 15:21Speaker 7: Crazy because you have a blind first look that legally
- 15:25Speaker 7: prohibits you from doing this.
- 15:26Speaker 6: It's illegal for you to talk to Instagram about it.
- 15:29Speaker 5: My lawyers are crazy. The fifth one is circles.
- 15:36Speaker 6: Whoa. Circles.
- 15:38Speaker 5: With a vine going through it.
- 15:40Speaker 6: Unbelievable.
- 15:41Speaker 2: Wow.
- 15:42Speaker 5: That somehow... Makes noise.
- 15:45Speaker 7: And I know what you're going to ask yourself. You're
- 15:46Speaker 7: going to ask, if it's all circles, how is that
- 15:48Speaker 7: not just a series of the letter O?
- 15:49Speaker 4: And you're right.
- 15:51Speaker 7: And that's what makes it so brilliant. Like coffee cups,
- 15:54Speaker 7: this is the farthest thing from a font you.
- 15:56Speaker 6: Could possibly imagine.
- 15:56Speaker 2: And I'm so excited to see how somehow it makes noise.
- 15:59Speaker 2: And one thing's for sure. Instagram does not know what's coming,
- 16:02Speaker 2: but they can't say no.
- 16:03Speaker 6: For sure.
- 16:04Speaker 4: They've already said yes. This is what they're getting.
- 16:06Speaker 6: That's right.
- 16:06Speaker 4: It's amazing.
- 16:07Speaker 5: I appreciate you guys.
- 16:08Speaker 4: Thank you for doing that.
- 16:09Speaker 6: No, I appreciate it. Monitors, you are changing the landscape
- 16:12Speaker 6: every day.
- 16:13Speaker 5: I mean, I look at, especially, I'm looking at you three.
- 16:15Speaker 6: Come on. You go. You go. You're kind of like
- 16:18Speaker 6: the god here, man.
- 16:20Speaker 4: Please. I can't.
- 16:21Speaker 3: We all could not be here today without what you
- 16:24Speaker 3: do every single day.
- 16:26Speaker 5: I told my dad you were going to be here.
- 16:27Speaker 5: He freaked out.
- 16:28Speaker 4: No, is that true?
- 16:29Speaker 6: Wow.
- 16:30Speaker 7: Okay, well, my name is 100,000 million. Here we go.
- 16:35Speaker 3: 100,000 million.
- 16:36Speaker 4: Here he is.
- 16:37Speaker 7: 100,000 million. You can call me 100 million.
- 16:40Speaker 4: You know, the thousands.
- 16:42Speaker 6: Just drop a thousand.
- 16:43Speaker 4: That's just the middle name I was born with. Jonathan
- 16:45Speaker 4: Taylor Thomas.
- 16:47Speaker 6: That's right.
- 16:47Speaker 2: You think he goes by Jonathan Thomas? I call him
- 16:50Speaker 2: Jonathan Thomas. We hang out. We get blackout drunk.
- 16:54Speaker 4: Go ahead.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:07Speaker 7: And look, I am an entrepreneur who sells courses online
- 17:13Speaker 7: to other would-be entrepreneurs about how they themselves can become entrepreneurs.
- 17:18Speaker 7: And I'm telling you right now, based on my own
- 17:21Speaker 7: personal experience, and this is emotional for me because it
- 17:25Speaker 7: has changed my life, the number one way that you
- 17:27Speaker 7: can become an entrepreneur is by teaching people how to
- 17:29Speaker 7: become entrepreneurs. And so I teach would-be entrepreneurs how to
- 17:33Speaker 7: teach other people to be entrepreneurs.
- 17:35Speaker 4: And they.
- 17:36Speaker 7: following in my footsteps, become entrepreneurs.
- 17:41Speaker 4: For entrepreneurs. Once more for people in the back, that's amazing.
- 17:44Speaker 3: And you've created kind of an entrepreneur-my in a way.
- 17:48Speaker 6: You have so many people who have all been.
- 17:51Speaker 3: Traced, you could trace their businesses directly back to you.
- 17:56Speaker 3: You are at the top of a pyramid.
- 17:57Speaker 7: Where so many people... And we don't actually say pyramid,
- 18:01Speaker 7: we say splay. A splay.
- 18:04Speaker 6: A splay.
- 18:05Speaker 4: You're the centrum of the splay. I'm a splay centrum
- 18:08Speaker 4: in the sense that, and you know.
- 18:10Speaker 7: Why we call it a splay is because the pyramid,
- 18:15Speaker 7: if it were a pyramid, has no bottom.
- 18:17Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 18:17Speaker 4: Well, you know what I like.
- 18:18Speaker 6: There is no bottom.
- 18:20Speaker 4: A splay reminds me of the spray.
- 18:22Speaker 8: Yes.
- 18:22Speaker 4: And a spray of a hose. That's right.
- 18:23Speaker 2: Like when you're a kid and you're getting sprayed and
- 18:25Speaker 2: it's a hot summer day and there's a cool, cool
- 18:28Speaker 2: feeling of the hose hitting your skin as it's water.
- 18:31Speaker 6: Yes.
- 18:31Speaker 1: And I would say the top of a spray. never
- 18:35Speaker 1: manipulates the bottom of the spray.
- 18:37Speaker 4: To get them to do it more.
- 18:38Speaker 5: The pyramid has such a loaded.
- 18:40Speaker 7: Wordy space. I have no contact with people at the
- 18:44Speaker 7: bottom of the pyramid. But they don't want to hear
- 18:48Speaker 7: from you. No, and they shouldn't. They shouldn't. For the
- 18:54Speaker 7: splay to have architectural integrity, there should be no contact
- 18:57Speaker 7: between me and that layer of the splay.
- 19:00Speaker 6: That's so true.
- 19:00Speaker 3: The top can't talk to the bottom. The whole thing
- 19:02Speaker 3: would crumble.
- 19:02Speaker 6: Very important to keep those. Because then the splay is
- 19:05Speaker 6: going backwards.
- 19:06Speaker 7: Yes.
- 19:07Speaker 6: You don't want a splay to ever go backwards.
- 19:08Speaker 7: No.
- 19:09Speaker 4: The shape, yeah.
- 19:11Speaker 6: Yeah, it's out, it's out.
- 19:13Speaker 4: I wanted to talk about your courses. Let's talk about them.
- 19:17Speaker 4: There's 100,000 million. Entrepreneur is what you've started. Entrepreneur. Yeah, university.
- 19:21Speaker 4: That's right, entrepreneur university. Entrepreneur university. Entrepreneur university. Is it
- 19:25Speaker 4: true there's 20 grades? There are 20 grades.
- 19:27Speaker 6: That's a lot of levels.
- 19:28Speaker 7: How long does it take to get through each grade?
- 19:36Speaker 7: It takes four years to get through each one.
- 19:39Speaker 6: Wow.
- 19:39Speaker 2: Wow.
- 19:40Speaker 7: You basically get your bachelor's degree, followed by your master's degree,
- 19:45Speaker 7: followed by your doctorate, followed by your bachelor doctorate, followed
- 19:49Speaker 7: by your master's doctorate.
- 19:50Speaker 4: Followed by your doctorate doctorate.
- 19:52Speaker 6: Doctorate doctorate.
- 19:53Speaker 7: Followed by your bachelor doctorate doctorate, your master's doctorate doctorate,
- 19:56Speaker 7: your doctorate doctorate doctorate.
- 19:58Speaker 4: And you can see where this is going.
- 19:59Speaker 6: Well, I'd love to keep on going, though. You're about
- 20:03Speaker 6: 12 now.
- 20:03Speaker 3: But I want to know where we're headed.
- 20:06Speaker 5: What's the final?
- 20:08Speaker 7: Your doctorate, doctorate, doctorate, doctorate. Your bachelor's, doctorate, bachelor's. Your master's, bachelor's, doctorate, bachelor's.
- 20:19Speaker 7: Here it starts, it's like jazz.
- 20:21Speaker 6: It's fun. It's freeform. It's freeform, baby.
- 20:23Speaker 4: Here we start mixing it up.
- 20:25Speaker 3: When you're the dean of the school, when you're starting
- 20:27Speaker 3: the grades, it's like jazz.
- 20:28Speaker 2: When you're 60 years in, it starts to feel like jazz.
- 20:31Speaker 2: It starts to feel like jazz. Here it starts to
- 20:35Speaker 2: feel like jazz.
- 20:36Speaker 4: I also....
- 20:40Speaker 6: I mean, I love it. I mean, like, you learn
- 20:41Speaker 6: so much about your courses through your famous book, Entrepreneuretics.
- 20:45Speaker 4: Yes.
- 20:46Speaker 6: Which is huge.
- 20:47Speaker 3: Yes.
- 20:47Speaker 4: It's one of the biggest books. Entrepreneurics. Entrepreneurics.
- 20:52Speaker 8: Yes.
- 20:53Speaker 6: Entrepreneuriversity. It's such an easy thing to say.
- 20:56Speaker 2: I want to say, I'm really familiar with this because
- 20:58Speaker 2: most of my followers are recent.
- 21:00Speaker 4: Grads of your program.
- 21:02Speaker 6: Yes. Wow. Which kind of grads?
- 21:04Speaker 3: Uh, uh.
- 21:06Speaker 2: They're all walking out with seven doctorates and nine bachelors.
- 21:09Speaker 4: That's right. And they're 83, 82 years old.
- 21:12Speaker 6: These courses are amazing. I mean, I haven't watched a
- 21:14Speaker 6: full one, but I've watched some of your clips. And
- 21:18Speaker 6: the way that you are teaching these classes, I mean,
- 21:21Speaker 6: could you just give us a... Maybe we could play
- 21:22Speaker 6: a clip and see... what it's actually like when you're
- 21:25Speaker 6: teaching these classes.
- 21:26Speaker 7: And I do get this feedback all the time, which
- 21:28Speaker 7: is people tell me that these clips are so powerful.
- 21:31Speaker 7: It's like if you think watching the first three seconds
- 21:35Speaker 7: of that clip and scrolling right past it is powerful,
- 21:37Speaker 7: try watching a full clip. And if you think watching
- 21:39Speaker 7: that full clip is powerful, you try going to my
- 21:42Speaker 7: YouTube channel and watching the 11 minute version and if
- 21:45Speaker 7: you think that's powerful, you try signing up for my
- 21:48Speaker 7: Patreon and seeing the 24 minute version and if you
- 21:51Speaker 7: think that's powerful, you try buying my Blu-rays and showing
- 21:57Speaker 7: up to the depot center because we do not do
- 21:58Speaker 7: shipping at this time.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Do you think that's powerful?
- 22:02Speaker 4: Show up to the depot center. Show up to the
- 22:04Speaker 4: depot center. We do not do shipping at this time.
- 22:07Speaker 4: It's too expensive.
- 22:08Speaker 6: It's so expensive.
- 22:10Speaker 3: And this is the mark of a true entrepreneur because
- 22:13Speaker 3: if something is expensive and is causing you inconvenience, don't
- 22:16Speaker 3: do it.
- 22:17Speaker 2: I will never glorify a middleman and all postage workers
- 22:20Speaker 2: are middlemen.
- 22:22Speaker 4: That's true. The United States Postal Service is a scam.
- 22:25Speaker 4: Absolutely pathetic. That's low vibration.
- 22:28Speaker 3: So this is a warning to all viewers. What you're
- 22:30Speaker 3: about to see is going to be high vibrational in
- 22:34Speaker 3: a way that may concern you.
- 22:35Speaker 6: Yeah, let's watch a clip of what you're doing in
- 22:38Speaker 6: these courses.
- 22:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:39Speaker 6: All right, let's play.
- 22:42Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, 100,000 million! Listen, listen, listen. You gotta, you, you,
- 22:56Speaker 4: people ask me, listen.
- 22:57Speaker 2: I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones.
- 23:01Speaker 4: So that's the end of the clip. And it is
- 23:04Speaker 4: important that people listen. And it is important that people listen.
- 23:08Speaker 6: I saw that and I went, this guy's changing the game.
- 23:10Speaker 1: So when I see that, because what you said about
- 23:12Speaker 1: bravery when you're jumping, I'm leaving that app and I'm
- 23:15Speaker 1: going to another app.
- 23:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:16Speaker 5: And I'm going to find more.
- 23:17Speaker 6: Yes.
- 23:18Speaker 4: Because like a low vibration might think, he didn't say
- 23:20Speaker 4: anything there, right?
- 23:21Speaker 2: That seemed like the kind of thing you cut before
- 23:24Speaker 2: you showed the clip.
- 23:25Speaker 6: Right?
- 23:26Speaker 7: Yes.
- 23:26Speaker 4: That's like a low vibration what they might think. Sure.
- 23:28Speaker 4: These are people who do not understand super short form content.
- 23:31Speaker 6: No, they don't.
- 23:32Speaker 3: It's sort of like when you have not trained in
- 23:35Speaker 3: these high spaces, in these high class spaces, you won't
- 23:39Speaker 3: be able to taste the difference between good caviar and
- 23:41Speaker 3: bad caviar because you're just tasting caviar.
- 23:43Speaker 6: Well, literally, that is so true. You talking about caviar
- 23:46Speaker 6: just cues me into your world.
- 23:49Speaker 8: Yes.
- 23:50Speaker 4: Tell us about this world.
- 23:52Speaker 3: I am so excited today to talk to you about
- 23:54Speaker 3: my world.
- 23:55Speaker 5: My name is.
- 23:56Speaker 3: is Archer Saint, and I am.
- 24:01Speaker 4: And the gap's a part of it, right? The gap
- 24:04Speaker 4: is a part of it.
- 24:05Speaker 3: The gap was passed down, my grandmother passed down this
- 24:08Speaker 3: gap to me. Her name was Elizabeth Saint, and... Our
- 24:13Speaker 3: family has taken this gap as a mindful pause. That
- 24:17Speaker 3: mindful pause has led us through situations that allow us
- 24:21Speaker 3: to make money in situations where other people would not.
- 24:26Speaker 3: My content. What if I told you?
- 24:29Speaker 7: Curiosity gap. Curiosity gap.
- 24:31Speaker 3: It's a curiosity gap.
- 24:32Speaker 4: What were you going to say?
- 24:34Speaker 2: I just wanted to shout out the patron saint of
- 24:36Speaker 2: awkward silences, Saint.
- 24:38Speaker 4: Yes.
- 24:38Speaker 7: Yes.
- 24:39Speaker 6: Yes.
- 24:40Speaker 3: And as a Catholic, that hits hard for me. I
- 24:44Speaker 3: am someone who makes entrepreneurial content for people who are
- 24:49Speaker 3: ready to be entrepreneurs today. What if I told you
- 24:53Speaker 3: that today you could wake up in the morning and
- 24:56Speaker 3: become that? And the answer to that question, what if
- 24:59Speaker 3: I told you that, is this answer. It is a
- 25:02Speaker 3: morning routine that is scientifically proven to optimize your body
- 25:08Speaker 3: for everything it does. I wake up earlier than any
- 25:12Speaker 3: human wakes up.
- 25:13Speaker 7: I can't believe you wake up before I go to sleep.
- 25:16Speaker 4: Yes.
- 25:17Speaker 3: I wake up every day at 1030 p.m.
- 25:19Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 25:22Speaker 7: That's so early in the morning.
- 25:25Speaker 6: It feels impossible.
- 25:27Speaker 4: It feels impossible.
- 25:29Speaker 3: I wake up at 10.30 p.m.
- 25:30Speaker 5: It's so hard to understand.
- 25:32Speaker 6: It's the earliest in the morning possible.
- 25:37Speaker 7: When I am taking my evening bath is when you
- 25:40Speaker 7: are taking your morning ice bath.
- 25:41Speaker 3: Because it is so easy. It is so easy for
- 25:45Speaker 3: these influencers to wake up and say, I start my
- 25:48Speaker 3: day at 5 a.m., I've already been up.
- 25:51Speaker 7: You've been up for an entire workday worth of hours.
- 25:55Speaker 2: I want to make it clear, okay? Because I've read
- 25:58Speaker 2: your book. You go to sleep at 9.
- 26:00Speaker 3: I go to sleep at 9. I wake up at
- 26:04Speaker 3: 10.30 a.m.
- 26:05Speaker 8: P.m.
- 26:06Speaker 3: I wake up at 10.30 p.m. I start hard-boiled egg
- 26:10Speaker 3: face plunge.
- 26:11Speaker 7: Yes.
- 26:11Speaker 1: So you're plunging your face into a hard-boiled egg?
- 26:16Speaker 3: I plunged my face into hard-boiled eggs.
- 26:18Speaker 4: To activate my lymph nodes.
- 26:19Speaker 7: Now you're saying to yourself, excuse me, excuse me, I've
- 26:21Speaker 7: heard of eating a hard-boiled egg.
- 26:23Speaker 4: I've heard of plunging my.
- 26:25Speaker 7: Face into ice water, but this woman does not have
- 26:28Speaker 7: time to separate.
- 26:30Speaker 4: Her ice bath from her breakfast. She's doing both at
- 26:33Speaker 4: the same time.
- 26:34Speaker 3: When you're a business owner, you don't get to make
- 26:37Speaker 3: these choices to have these luxuries, right? You have to
- 26:40Speaker 3: do both at once.
- 26:41Speaker 5: It's crazy.
- 26:41Speaker 1: When I'm going to bed and I'm texting my loved
- 26:43Speaker 1: ones goodnight, you're sticking your face.
- 26:45Speaker 6: On an egg. Is it one egg or is it
- 26:48Speaker 6: multiple eggs?
- 26:49Speaker 4: Is it like a bobbing for apples kind of thing?
- 26:52Speaker 6: It is a giant bowl full of 16 hard-boiled eggs
- 26:53Speaker 6: that I prepped the previous morning at 10.30 p.m. last morning.
- 27:04Speaker 7: I have been on late night Zoom calls, well for
- 27:07Speaker 7: me they're late night, for her they're very early in
- 27:09Speaker 7: the morning. And I can assure you that there is
- 27:12Speaker 7: not even an attempt to eat these hard boiled eggs.
- 27:16Speaker 4: His face is egg.
- 27:19Speaker 3: It is just to activate your somatic lymph nodes. Your
- 27:22Speaker 3: somatic lymph nodes are waking up to the shock of egg.
- 27:26Speaker 3: And they are leading your body.
- 27:28Speaker 6: It's got to be shocking. It's got to be very shocking.
- 27:30Speaker 6: It's got to be like eggs.
- 27:31Speaker 4: It's got to be like eggs. Because you are still.
- 27:34Speaker 4: Slamming your face on a bowl of eggs. Must feel shocking.
- 27:37Speaker 6: It is shocking.
- 27:38Speaker 4: You are still intermittent fasting at this time.
- 27:41Speaker 3: I am still intermittent fasting at this time. So then
- 27:44Speaker 3: the next hour of my morning, 1130 p.m., I am
- 27:47Speaker 3: on the treadmill and I am praying to God.
- 27:49Speaker 6: Yes.
- 27:50Speaker 7: Catholic God.
- 27:52Speaker 3: Catholic God. And I am praying as fast as I
- 27:55Speaker 3: possibly can.
- 27:56Speaker 4: So fast.
- 27:56Speaker 3: Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
- 27:58Speaker 3: Thy kingdom come. Thy heart in heaven. Thy heart in heaven.
- 28:00Speaker 6: Thy heart in heaven. I am a representation.
- 28:03Speaker 4: She has a favorite.
- 28:05Speaker 3: I have a favorite line. That's the line I want
- 28:07Speaker 3: most God to hear.
- 28:08Speaker 4: That one is an earworm.
- 28:10Speaker 3: It is a bop, let me tell you. And the
- 28:14Speaker 3: rest of my morning routine can be accessed through a paywall.
- 28:18Speaker 3: This is something you must buy.
- 28:21Speaker 6: If you want to continue. Can you access your own
- 28:24Speaker 6: morning routine? Or do you have to pay?
- 28:26Speaker 3: I am so glad you asked, because I do not
- 28:29Speaker 3: sit on my high pedestal and tell you to do
- 28:31Speaker 3: unto others as I would not do unto me. I
- 28:34Speaker 3: feed the vending machine every single morning to access the paywall.
- 28:38Speaker 5: So you pay your own paywall?
- 28:40Speaker 3: I pay my own paywall every day to find out
- 28:42Speaker 3: what I should do in the next hour of my morning.
- 28:44Speaker 7: And that is just guaranteed income. Because that comes right
- 28:48Speaker 7: back to you.
- 28:48Speaker 3: And that's money right back in my pocket.
- 28:51Speaker 5: So no matter what, your business is always working.
- 28:54Speaker 3: I start the day making a dollar.
- 28:57Speaker 6: Spending a dollar and making a dollar.
- 28:59Speaker 7: Spending a dollar. And that's a one-for-one return rate on
- 29:02Speaker 7: your dollar.
- 29:02Speaker 6: And it's crazy that your morning routine is in a
- 29:04Speaker 6: vending machine of all places.
- 29:06Speaker 4: Your paywall is in a vending machine.
- 29:08Speaker 3: Listen, these digital spaces, they aren't forever.
- 29:11Speaker 6: No. I am going back.
- 29:13Speaker 3: The only thing that we can fully know is going
- 29:16Speaker 3: to last forever is money, chairs, and analog, alarm clock,
- 29:21Speaker 3: vending machine. Things you can touch, things you can hear, felt, smell, touch, felt, smell, touch.
- 29:27Speaker 6: That's a good point. You are saying some phrases and
- 29:30Speaker 6: words I've never heard a human say, which I think
- 29:32Speaker 6: is so cool how much you're copywriting. High pedestal. I've
- 29:36Speaker 6: never heard the concept of a pedestal being so high.
- 29:38Speaker 6: I love that. The, you.
- 29:40Speaker 3: And I can tell that you are attuned to these
- 29:42Speaker 3: business practices because you are a true leader in this
- 29:46Speaker 3: forum who has led businesses in this way.
- 29:48Speaker 4: It is time to hear your introduction. I can't wait
- 29:50Speaker 4: to hear from you. I can't wait. I just very quickly.
- 29:52Speaker 7: Now, if I want your morning routine, I have to
- 29:55Speaker 7: go to your vending machine because you do not do
- 29:57Speaker 7: shipping at this time.
- 29:58Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 29:59Speaker 3: I do not do shipping at this time. Do you
- 30:02Speaker 3: think I should ship a vending machine to my fans?
- 30:05Speaker 3: That would be crazy. I do not do shipping at
- 30:07Speaker 3: this time.
- 30:07Speaker 4: Come to my vending machine.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Write vending machine in the comments if you think that
- 30:11Speaker 2: she should be shipping to her fans.
- 30:15Speaker 4: Fave the video if you think that it's okay.
- 30:18Speaker 5: And put an egg emoji if you have egg on
- 30:21Speaker 5: your eyes.
- 30:21Speaker 6: That's right. Guys, it's finally time.
- 30:26Speaker 4: Can't wait.
- 30:27Speaker 6: This is all a tactic.
- 30:28Speaker 4: Here we go.
- 30:29Speaker 6: As you guys noticed, I waited. I sat on my
- 30:32Speaker 6: hands and waited to introduce myself.
- 30:33Speaker 4: The producers told us you wouldn't until we hit the
- 30:35Speaker 4: 30-minute mark.
- 30:36Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 30:37Speaker 5: That's the algorithm master.
- 30:39Speaker 6: This is a sales tactic.
- 30:41Speaker 4: This is tantric.
- 30:42Speaker 6: Yes, you guys know it.
- 30:43Speaker 3: This is tantric.
- 30:44Speaker 6: This is all part of my 6.7 program. I don't
- 30:47Speaker 6: introduce myself until everybody feels comfortable introducing themselves. Guys, what up?
- 30:53Speaker 6: My name is F. I am a salesperson that started
- 30:57Speaker 6: off in the business of sales, and now I teach
- 30:59Speaker 6: others how to be real salespeople. Unbelievable.
- 31:01Speaker 8: Get up.
- 31:02Speaker 6: Get up right now. Get up right now and tell
- 31:04Speaker 6: me something.
- 31:04Speaker 4: This man taught me everything I know.
- 31:06Speaker 6: I've taught people how to sell things for the last
- 31:09Speaker 6: 12 years, and you can learn through my courses. Can
- 31:12Speaker 6: I look at you right now? You're a waste. You're
- 31:15Speaker 6: a waste of space. You don't know what's going on.
- 31:16Speaker 6: You can't sell me anything. Let's do an example. Hey,
- 31:19Speaker 6: sell me something. Sell me, I don't know, this button
- 31:22Speaker 6: right here.
- 31:23Speaker 4: Sell the button.
- 31:24Speaker 6: Sell the button.
- 31:25Speaker 4: Sell the button. Hey, I think you need a button.
- 31:28Speaker 6: Okay.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Why? Well, I just heard buttons are the number one
- 31:33Speaker 2: new thing coming out. Everyone's going to have a button,
- 31:36Speaker 2: and I actually have the only access.
- 31:37Speaker 6: To a button. Stop. Everything you did was incorrect. Every
- 31:40Speaker 6: little part of you felt insecure, unconfident, lacking.
- 31:44Speaker 4: You should be shamed to blink.
- 31:45Speaker 6: You should be looking at that button like you want
- 31:47Speaker 6: it more than I want it. Give it to me again.
- 31:50Speaker 6: Try again.
- 31:52Speaker 4: I want this button and you're not going to get it. Stop.
- 31:54Speaker 6: Why would I want to buy something that you have
- 31:56Speaker 6: and you want? Why would I want that? I don't
- 31:58Speaker 6: understand what you're trying to do. Try it again. Sell
- 32:00Speaker 6: it to me. Give me something to sell. Give me
- 32:03Speaker 6: something to work with. Go ahead.
- 32:05Speaker 4: This button is premium.
- 32:06Speaker 2: Stop.
- 32:07Speaker 6: Why would you ever call something premium when it's not premium?
- 32:10Speaker 2: I think we can stop the simulation. I could nail
- 32:12Speaker 2: this if I wanted. But I'm helping you.
- 32:15Speaker 3: I love your videos because you never show anybody get
- 32:18Speaker 3: it right.
- 32:18Speaker 6: Nobody has ever gotten it right in the history of sales.
- 32:21Speaker 3: It's almost like you're kind of a riddle master. There
- 32:24Speaker 3: is one correct answer and no one has found it.
- 32:26Speaker 4: That's how you know the pedestal is high. Yes.
- 32:28Speaker 3: This is a high pedestal response.
- 32:30Speaker 6: It's a high pedestal. And this is what you're going
- 32:32Speaker 6: to learn with my 6.7 courses. It's not 6.7. It's
- 32:36Speaker 6: not 6-7. It's not related to that. I'm nowhere close
- 32:39Speaker 6: to that. You're going to learn how to sell every
- 32:42Speaker 6: single thing in this world if you want to, to
- 32:45Speaker 6: the right buyer, to the right person. I will teach
- 32:48Speaker 6: you in a matter of minutes.
- 32:49Speaker 5: I used to watch you on Snapchat. That's how old.
- 32:52Speaker 6: School you are. Thank you so much.
- 32:54Speaker 7: You taught me everything I know, man. Before you, I
- 32:56Speaker 7: was running an Etsy store that put live, laugh, love
- 32:59Speaker 7: on unlikely objects.
- 33:00Speaker 4: What font did you use?
- 33:03Speaker 7: I believe that it was one of yours, as a
- 33:07Speaker 7: matter of fact.
- 33:08Speaker 4: What was it? I believe it was coffee cups.
- 33:10Speaker 7: And what was confusing for people about that is I
- 33:13Speaker 7: would call it the Live, Laugh, Love, the Live, Laugh
- 33:15Speaker 7: Trove is what I would call it.
- 33:18Speaker 4: And people would say, but this is all coffee cups.
- 33:21Speaker 2: But I did buy one, and I got Live, Laugh,
- 33:23Speaker 2: Love written in coffee cups on a horse saddle, and
- 33:25Speaker 2: I loved it.
- 33:26Speaker 4: Thanks, man. But that wasn't getting me anywhere. I picked
- 33:29Speaker 4: it up at the depot. That wasn't getting me anywhere.
- 33:31Speaker 4: This man comes along.
- 33:32Speaker 7: He teaches me how to teach other people to teach
- 33:35Speaker 7: other people how to be entrepreneurs.
- 33:36Speaker 6: This is exactly what I'm trying to do. I'm trying
- 33:38Speaker 6: to unlock your inner sale.
- 33:41Speaker 4: Your inner sale.
- 33:42Speaker 6: Because everybody has a sale that they're going to do.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Something I'll say is I think with these brains here,
- 33:47Speaker 2: I think one person can figure out.
- 33:49Speaker 4: How to break your code. I think we should try
- 33:51Speaker 4: to sell this coffee cup.
- 33:52Speaker 6: Let's do it. Everybody go around and try to sell this.
- 33:55Speaker 3: This is sort of like that game where it's like
- 33:56Speaker 3: I'm going to the river and I'm bringing this and
- 33:59Speaker 3: then people say you're not allowed to bring that to
- 34:01Speaker 3: the river.
- 34:02Speaker 6: I don't know what that game is. It sounds very confusing.
- 34:05Speaker 4: It's an old Victorian parlor room game called Scissors.
- 34:08Speaker 5: I'm scared to sell him something. I think he's just
- 34:09Speaker 5: going to say no the whole time.
- 34:10Speaker 4: Monetize. Failure is the first step towards success. Give it
- 34:15Speaker 4: a shot.
- 34:15Speaker 5: First steps towards success.
- 34:17Speaker 3: Are they saying first step or first teps?
- 34:20Speaker 6: It really sounds like tep.
- 34:21Speaker 4: It's the first step.
- 34:22Speaker 6: Hey, monitors, try to sell me something.
- 34:25Speaker 5: This cup right here is a beautiful cup, and your
- 34:28Speaker 5: life would be better if you had it.
- 34:31Speaker 6: Stop. I don't want to say something because you will
- 34:37Speaker 6: start crying. I can tell that you're scared. You're scared
- 34:52Speaker 6: of me, you're scared of this environment. I need you
- 34:54Speaker 6: to step into your own confidence. I need you to
- 34:57Speaker 6: act like that coffee cup has the answers that I'm
- 35:00Speaker 6: looking for. Try it one more time.
- 35:06Speaker 5: This coffee cup has the answers you're looking for.
- 35:08Speaker 6: Stop. You were a hot girl before and you're now
- 35:11Speaker 6: not a hot girl. You need to bring that back.
- 35:13Speaker 6: Bring the hot girl energy back.
- 35:14Speaker 3: He talks to women differently than he talks to men.
- 35:17Speaker 6: Absolutely. Isn't it so obvious that I would do that?
- 35:21Speaker 6: Wouldn't I obviously talk to women differently than I talk
- 35:24Speaker 6: to men? The type of guy I am.
- 35:28Speaker 5: You try it.
- 35:29Speaker 6: Help me.
- 35:32Speaker 3: Okay, listen. I have in my hand a coffee cup.
- 35:36Speaker 6: You're a girl, right?
- 35:40Speaker 2: Yes.
- 35:41Speaker 6: Stop talking so deep. And you just talk like a girl. Go.
- 35:46Speaker 6: I was born. Listen.
- 35:50Speaker 3: Listen.
- 35:51Speaker 6: Listen.
- 35:52Speaker 3: I have a coffee cup that you might be interested in.
- 35:55Speaker 3: Would you be interested in a coffee cup today that
- 35:57Speaker 3: will change your life?
- 35:58Speaker 6: Stop. I'm not interested. I want the coffee cup. So
- 36:01Speaker 6: stop telling me what I'm already interested in. You sell
- 36:03Speaker 6: me the cup or you move on.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Can I try something else?
- 36:06Speaker 6: Yeah. You're a pussy. You're a pussy.
- 36:10Speaker 3: You won't buy this. You're a pussy.
- 36:13Speaker 6: You're a big, stupid pussy. Big, stupid, big old pussy.
- 36:16Speaker 6: I'm going to stop you.
- 36:17Speaker 5: You're a big pussy.
- 36:18Speaker 6: I'm going to stop you. I like the words. I
- 36:21Speaker 6: don't like the voice. All right, I give up. You're
- 36:24Speaker 6: a girl.
- 36:25Speaker 3: Be hot again.
- 36:25Speaker 2: I give up.
- 36:26Speaker 6: 100 grand.
- 36:26Speaker 3: You've got to try.
- 36:29Speaker 4: Listen, I'm going to give you this coffee cup for free.
- 36:31Speaker 7: And I am so confident that you are going to
- 36:33Speaker 7: find value in this coffee cup that after 10 days...
- 36:36Speaker 7: If you still want it, I'm going to charge you
- 36:38Speaker 7: a low price of $ 400 per afternoon. But if you
- 36:44Speaker 7: don't want it, you can hand it right back to me,
- 36:47Speaker 7: and that's fine. I'm so confident you're going to find
- 36:49Speaker 7: value in.
- 36:50Speaker 6: This coffee cup. Stop. I've chosen my favorite. There's the
- 36:54Speaker 6: one person that can do everything right.
- 36:55Speaker 5: He chose a man?
- 36:56Speaker 7: No way.
- 36:57Speaker 6: That's crazy. Just like in every single one of my classes,
- 37:00Speaker 6: I choose one man that is going to get it right,
- 37:03Speaker 6: and I'm going to make them the best.
- 37:05Speaker 7: And you know how I knew that is because he
- 37:07Speaker 7: wrote it down for me on a napkin.
- 37:08Speaker 6: I wrote it down. And I repeated it verbatim. $ 400
- 37:11Speaker 6: per afternoon. Per afternoon. Critical.
- 37:15Speaker 4: No, how do you?
- 37:15Speaker 6: You don't make deals in the evening. Money transfers during
- 37:20Speaker 6: the afternoon.
- 37:20Speaker 4: That is fantastic work.
- 37:22Speaker 6: Did you want to go again? Yeah.
- 37:24Speaker 2: I'll do what works on my clients. If you don't
- 37:28Speaker 2: buy this coffee cup, there's a chance you'll be dead tomorrow.
- 37:31Speaker 2: This is the last coffee cup you might ever see.
- 37:34Speaker 2: You can take medicine from it. You can put Metamucil
- 37:37Speaker 2: in it.
- 37:37Speaker 7: Stop.
- 37:39Speaker 6: I don't want to... You act like I have hearing
- 37:41Speaker 6: aids in. I can hear, okay? Talk to me like
- 37:44Speaker 6: a normal person.
- 37:47Speaker 4: This holds... Stop.
- 37:48Speaker 6: There's something about your face that makes me want to
- 37:52Speaker 6: ball up my fist and punch something.
- 37:54Speaker 5: Okay, so it's not just women he doesn't like.
- 37:55Speaker 3: It's not just women.
- 37:57Speaker 6: There's something about your energy that is challenging me. I
- 37:59Speaker 6: need you to win me over, not challenge me.
- 38:02Speaker 4: And I do.
- 38:03Speaker 7: From a place of personal experience, I can tell you
- 38:04Speaker 7: what the difference is. What I have that the three
- 38:08Speaker 7: of you do not have is.
- 38:10Speaker 4: I have paid him.
- 38:11Speaker 6: Do you see? He's a part of my classes.
- 38:13Speaker 4: This is fascinating.
- 38:15Speaker 7: If you give him money, he will like you more.
- 38:19Speaker 3: So if you provide a monetary talisman to him, he
- 38:24Speaker 3: will then do your bidding?
- 38:26Speaker 6: Again, monetary talisman. Something I've never heard of before.
- 38:30Speaker 2: Those two things together. I would like to buy this
- 38:32Speaker 2: coffee cup. Can I give you $ 400?
- 38:34Speaker 6: Done. I love your energy. You're signed up for the class. Welcome.
- 38:38Speaker 5: I'd like to buy this coffee cup. Can I give
- 38:39Speaker 5: you $ 400? Hold on. In the afternoon?
- 38:42Speaker 6: Wait. Stop. Absolutely. Welcome to the class. Wait.
- 38:46Speaker 3: I would like to buy this coffee cup.
- 38:48Speaker 6: Stop. What's wrong with your voice?
- 38:53Speaker 3: Listen, this is the voice that I have used to
- 38:57Speaker 3: amass a following. And if I deviate from this voice,
- 39:01Speaker 3: something bad will happen to me. So I will not
- 39:03Speaker 3: be doing that.
- 39:04Speaker 6: Sounds ominous. I'm in.
- 39:06Speaker 3: I didn't even offer you any money.
- 39:08Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, you did. You just don't know yet.
- 39:11Speaker 4: Chicken.
- 39:12Speaker 6: Chicken.
- 39:14Speaker 3: Oh, that's actually really scary.
- 39:17Speaker 6: Oh, that's not good. You're already giving me money.
- 39:20Speaker 4: What did I say that was money?
- 39:22Speaker 3: What did I say that was money?
- 39:25Speaker 4: Check your Venmo. Which word was money?
- 39:27Speaker 3: Which of those words were money?
- 39:30Speaker 7: Check your Venmo, see if it's in the positive or
- 39:32Speaker 7: the negative.
- 39:34Speaker 6: You had a question for the group?
- 39:36Speaker 1: How do you guys, maybe because I'm younger, but how
- 39:37Speaker 1: do you guys maintain an online personality with a private life?
- 39:42Speaker 6: Do you guys have partners?
- 39:44Speaker 4: That's a great question.
- 39:45Speaker 5: Do you find yourself maybe sometimes coaching them?
- 39:47Speaker 3: That is a great question. I would say that if
- 39:50Speaker 3: you're interested in having an entrepreneurial business, you cannot have
- 39:55Speaker 3: a partner who is not all in for the ride.
- 39:58Speaker 3: So my partner, Evisera, she wakes up. She wakes up
- 40:04Speaker 3: with me, not at 1030 p.m. because that would be
- 40:07Speaker 3: too early for her brain to comprehend because she is
- 40:10Speaker 3: not a hustler.
- 40:12Speaker 5: She might just be nighttime for her.
- 40:13Speaker 3: Yeah, she joins me at four in the morning. This
- 40:18Speaker 3: is when we do our lasagna bake. This is a
- 40:22Speaker 3: lasagna bake that clears our somatic head.
- 40:24Speaker 4: Yes, it's lunchtime for you.
- 40:28Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 40:29Speaker 4: You got to break out of your... You know what
- 40:31Speaker 4: I mean?
- 40:31Speaker 7: This.
- 40:32Speaker 6: You're thinking of time so linearly.
- 40:34Speaker 4: I'm thinking of time in the same way.
- 40:37Speaker 2: You're right.
- 40:38Speaker 4: I'm thinking of time so linearly.
- 40:40Speaker 6: You're thinking of time so linearly.
- 40:42Speaker 3: And you've got to shed that if you want to
- 40:43Speaker 3: have a business.
- 40:44Speaker 4: I have to stop thinking chronologically.
- 40:46Speaker 7: When she wakes up at 10.30 and she cooks lasagna
- 40:48Speaker 7: and she goes back to bed.
- 40:50Speaker 4: At 2, she is....
- 40:53Speaker 7: She is living three full days and cooking three lasagnas
- 40:57Speaker 7: for every one of yours.
- 40:59Speaker 3: I live ten days for every ordinary person's one day.
- 41:02Speaker 5: And who's your wife?
- 41:04Speaker 3: Eviscerate. Eviscerate. My wife, Evisera, is a horse trainer in Burbank.
- 41:09Speaker 3: She trains horses for film and television. She likes me
- 41:13Speaker 3: for my body and mind. What she does not do
- 41:16Speaker 3: is compete with me on a business level. But what
- 41:19Speaker 3: she is, is understanding and compassionate.
- 41:21Speaker 6: So she will wake up at 4 a.m. and then
- 41:23Speaker 6: start the lasagna bake with you.
- 41:25Speaker 3: She will, yes, and that is someone that you need
- 41:27Speaker 3: in your corner.
- 41:28Speaker 4: That is your incredible partner.
- 41:29Speaker 2: She eats lasagna with you and then works on horses
- 41:31Speaker 2: all day.
- 41:33Speaker 6: I cannot, I've got to be honest, I cannot imagine
- 41:35Speaker 6: a worse smelling way to wake up. Wake up and
- 41:38Speaker 6: start a lasagna bake sounds very hard.
- 41:40Speaker 4: It might have been the smell we were referring to
- 41:42Speaker 4: at the top of this.
- 41:43Speaker 6: That's what I was smelling.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Lasagna in the morning, horses in the afternoon.
- 41:47Speaker 7: I do.
- 41:48Speaker 3: The smell might be coming from me.
- 41:50Speaker 7: It is so important to have a partner that gets it.
- 41:53Speaker 7: And you're not, you can't have a partner that doesn't
- 41:55Speaker 7: get it. And so you've got to search for someone
- 41:57Speaker 7: who really, who understands the grind set. It's going to
- 42:00Speaker 7: partner with you on that grind set. And until you
- 42:02Speaker 7: find that person, I mean, I, right now, Present day,
- 42:06Speaker 7: present tense, I do have that person. In my life,
- 42:09Speaker 7: in my life, it's not. Talk a little about them. Well, this,
- 42:12Speaker 7: you know, I haven't been, so it's a box turtle
- 42:15Speaker 7: because it's somebody who is just with me every step
- 42:19Speaker 7: of the way. Someone who can provide me with the companionship.
- 42:22Speaker 7: Doesn't have to be a human being. But again, what
- 42:24Speaker 7: a limited matrix with which to look at partnerships. Literally.
- 42:26Speaker 6: Do you think about partnerships so linearly? You need to
- 42:29Speaker 6: get on that life, that type of grind, that understanding
- 42:33Speaker 6: that a box turtle will always be there.
- 42:36Speaker 5: The turtle can't really talk, so.
- 42:37Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, we psychically communicate.
- 42:40Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 42:40Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Does the turtle ever give you messages that you utilize
- 42:43Speaker 3: in your business ideas?
- 42:45Speaker 6: A hundred percent.
- 42:46Speaker 7: I would say that the turtle is like a terrific
- 42:48Speaker 7: receiver of my business ideas.
- 42:49Speaker 6: Oh, it's a receiver.
- 42:50Speaker 4: It receives the ideas.
- 42:51Speaker 2: I know one of the degrees you give, you give bachelor, doctorate,
- 42:54Speaker 2: grad degrees in turtle communications.
- 42:56Speaker 6: Yes.
- 42:56Speaker 7: Turtle communications is like grade 18.
- 42:58Speaker 4: Yes.
- 42:59Speaker 7: Yes.
- 42:59Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 43:00Speaker 6: Crazy.
- 43:01Speaker 5: And how much does it cost to take that course?
- 43:04Speaker 4: Well, every.
- 43:05Speaker 7: It's $ 400 per afternoon.
- 43:07Speaker 4: For every, as long as you're enrolled in the program.
- 43:11Speaker 2: Whether it be a cup or whether it be a class.
- 43:13Speaker 6: He learned that from my class.
- 43:14Speaker 4: Absolutely.
- 43:15Speaker 6: You charge people in the afternoon. It's very important you
- 43:20Speaker 6: charge people.
- 43:20Speaker 4: In the afternoon.
- 43:21Speaker 3: Now, is this afternoon Pacific time? Because I will note
- 43:23Speaker 3: that is after the stock exchange closes.
- 43:25Speaker 6: In New York. You're thinking so linearly. I would say
- 43:27Speaker 6: that it's afternoon. It's afternoon Pacific time. It's afternoon Pacific time.
- 43:32Speaker 4: There's civic time. I would say it's afternoon no matter
- 43:34Speaker 4: where you are. It's specifically the afternoon.
- 43:37Speaker 7: Unless we're talking about you, in which case, maybe it's
- 43:40Speaker 7: the middle of the night.
- 43:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sort of a time guy. So things like,
- 43:45Speaker 3: this is like, time is, you have to master time
- 43:48Speaker 3: in your way. But does anyone else have partners?
- 43:50Speaker 4: I do not have a partner. I am on the apps.
- 43:53Speaker 2: And I am very, very vocal to my partners and
- 43:59Speaker 2: my matches.
- 43:59Speaker 6: Yes.
- 44:00Speaker 4: And I communicate in a very specific way. I recently.
- 44:03Speaker 6: A lot of voice memos.
- 44:05Speaker 4: I have gotten over 500 likes in the past two years.
- 44:07Speaker 6: No way. Yes.
- 44:09Speaker 2: And I am proud of them. I connect with every
- 44:11Speaker 2: single person I match with. I'm not some fake guy
- 44:13Speaker 2: that makes matches and then doesn't talk to them.
- 44:16Speaker 4: I speak to them. I send them voice notes. I
- 44:17Speaker 4: tell them what I'm doing.
- 44:18Speaker 6: Can I talk about this? Because you recently did get
- 44:21Speaker 6: called out a little bit.
- 44:22Speaker 4: I don't believe.
- 44:23Speaker 6: I'm on your side. But some people did make a
- 44:27Speaker 6: kind of a collection of all these voice memos that
- 44:29Speaker 6: you're sending in replies to people's hinges.
- 44:32Speaker 4: Yes, I have been called out on TikTok. They're calling
- 44:35Speaker 4: me Ickman.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Hundreds and hundreds of women have come forward and said
- 44:39Speaker 2: that I have approached them. And now there's kind of
- 44:41Speaker 2: a TikTok following for Ickman. Can we just listen to
- 44:44Speaker 2: some of these voice memos?
- 44:45Speaker 3: The different voices you use are so impressive.
- 44:48Speaker 6: You're kind of like commenting, you know, how you can
- 44:50Speaker 6: use voice memos on hinge photos.
- 44:52Speaker 4: Well, my brother was a Southwest Airlines flight attendant.
- 44:56Speaker 5: What does that have to do with it?
- 44:57Speaker 4: Well, they do funny voices when they do the announcements.
- 44:59Speaker 4: They should do.
- 45:01Speaker 7: But this is just more reach. This is just more
- 45:03Speaker 7: social reach.
- 45:04Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 45:04Speaker 2: Every single time I engage with someone, I consider that
- 45:08Speaker 2: a moment that they might engage with somebody else about me.
- 45:11Speaker 3: So if you're calling him out, you're playing into his hand.
- 45:14Speaker 1: The TikToks that are calling you the ick man, the
- 45:16Speaker 1: Netflix documentary that's going to come out about the ick man,
- 45:19Speaker 1: that's all just.
- 45:20Speaker 3: The A24 adaptation, the Ick Man comic.
- 45:23Speaker 4: And I want to be clear.
- 45:24Speaker 2: A24 and Netflix implies there's a dark side to the
- 45:26Speaker 2: Ick Man. I understand that. We have to watch and
- 45:30Speaker 2: find out. But I will play some of these. There's
- 45:32Speaker 2: a couple pictures here. What pictures do you want to
- 45:34Speaker 2: hear the voices in? We got some.
- 45:36Speaker 6: Pictures over here. This girl's petting her dog, holding him closely.
- 45:42Speaker 4: Oh, hello.
- 45:43Speaker 2: Oh, I like that scratchy. I like that scratchy. I
- 45:49Speaker 2: bet that's what your dog's saying. Hi, my name is Graham.
- 45:53Speaker 2: I think you have an incredible vibe. I am going
- 45:56Speaker 2: to be at the social club in Marina Del Rey
- 45:59Speaker 2: for 30 today.
- 46:00Speaker 4: If you'd like to join me, I have a Chablis
- 46:02Speaker 4: waiting for you.
- 46:03Speaker 3: Okay, what about this picture? It's a girl in front
- 46:09Speaker 3: of a roller coaster and she's pointing at it.
- 46:11Speaker 4: You must be this tall to ride me. I'm just kidding.
- 46:16Speaker 2: I take any heights when it comes to dating and love.
- 46:20Speaker 4: I'm interested in all kinds of people. My name's Graham.
- 46:25Speaker 2: I am going to be in Venice Beach. I'm going
- 46:29Speaker 2: to be at the social club. I have a bottle
- 46:32Speaker 2: of Dom Perignon waiting for you.
- 46:34Speaker 7: Okay, something I noticed about you is the amount that
- 46:36Speaker 7: you must be shelling out every month in social club memberships.
- 46:39Speaker 4: If I match with someone, I make a reservation at
- 46:41Speaker 4: a social club.
- 46:42Speaker 7: In Southern California alone, I think... I've heard you mention
- 46:47Speaker 7: like 27, 28 social clubs that you belong to.
- 46:50Speaker 4: Well, you have to be ready in order to stay ready.
- 46:53Speaker 3: You have such a formula to these. I think the
- 46:56Speaker 3: main thing that's giving women the ick is the vocal
- 46:59Speaker 3: character hook you do at the beginning.
- 47:01Speaker 7: I call that breaking the ice.
- 47:03Speaker 6: 100%.
- 47:03Speaker 4: And then the quick pivot into yourself.
- 47:06Speaker 5: It's going to make for an incredible documentary.
- 47:08Speaker 6: Absolutely. Let's do one more. This woman is on a
- 47:10Speaker 6: hike kind of posing on the side of a mountain.
- 47:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 47:14Speaker 8: Well, as the beautiful sun, I see all sorts of things,
- 47:18Speaker 8: but I never see nobody as beautiful as the hiker
- 47:23Speaker 8: going on that hill.
- 47:24Speaker 4: I'm Grant. I'm sorry, my name is Graham.
- 47:28Speaker 7: Now that one, you got your own name wrong.
- 47:33Speaker 4: You must be quaking in your boots with her. So
- 47:36Speaker 4: she had me nervous. She is the most beautiful. You
- 47:41Speaker 4: were nervous during that?
- 47:42Speaker 2: Well, and you guys are burying the lead. That was
- 47:44Speaker 2: on Raya, and that was Minka Kelly. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
- 47:50Speaker 2: whoa there, partner.
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- 48:46Speaker 4: So I got nervous.
- 48:47Speaker 6: I understand. I understand. How are you not clicking your
- 48:50Speaker 6: boots with me, Kelly?
- 48:51Speaker 7: She is a looker. That was an interesting one. She
- 48:53Speaker 7: never received it. You shared it publicly.
- 48:55Speaker 4: I shared that one publicly. Because you wanted to. Why?
- 48:58Speaker 4: I wanted to be transparent.
- 49:01Speaker 2: Transparent.
- 49:02Speaker 4: You know, I wanted to be forthcoming.
- 49:04Speaker 6: I'm human.
- 49:05Speaker 4: I make mistakes. So, of course. It's so important to
- 49:08Speaker 4: share the swings that don't connect.
- 49:09Speaker 8: Exactly.
- 49:10Speaker 4: It's so important.
- 49:11Speaker 2: Because you've experienced failure. And I want you to know,
- 49:13Speaker 2: I have too.
- 49:14Speaker 1: Could you imagine in a baseball game if they cut
- 49:16Speaker 1: out all the time so they didn't hit the ball?
- 49:18Speaker 4: Listen, the more you fail, the more you succeed.
- 49:21Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 49:22Speaker 4: The more you fail, the more you succeed.
- 49:24Speaker 1: Sometimes I wish my videos had negative likes. So I
- 49:27Speaker 1: could show how many times somebody didn't like the video.
- 49:30Speaker 6: You don't want that. Let me tell you, you don't
- 49:31Speaker 6: want that. We baited that. We baited that. It's not good.
- 49:34Speaker 6: It's really not good.
- 49:35Speaker 2: Yeah, the thumbs down button on Facebook, it never came
- 49:37Speaker 2: to fruition, and that's why.
- 49:38Speaker 6: Real bad.
- 49:39Speaker 3: Can I ask you guys a question? And this is
- 49:42Speaker 3: something that, while we're talking about failures, and while we're
- 49:45Speaker 3: talking about successes, I think it's maybe interesting to pull
- 49:48Speaker 3: the curtain back. Do you guys have... How much money
- 49:54Speaker 3: does everyone have?
- 49:57Speaker 6: So wait, what is the question.
- 50:02Speaker 3: Here? The question is.
- 50:05Speaker 6: Do we have how much money we have?
- 50:08Speaker 4: Is that a rhetorical answer?
- 50:10Speaker 6: This is a rhetorical question.
- 50:12Speaker 7: I think that's rhetorical.
- 50:13Speaker 6: All the time.
- 50:14Speaker 5: I think it's hard to answer that with a rhetorical answer.
- 50:17Speaker 3: The question is basically... Do you have, i.e., are you
- 50:21Speaker 3: willing to provide the number?
- 50:24Speaker 6: How much money do you have?
- 50:25Speaker 7: I think that is a spectacular question.
- 50:27Speaker 4: It's a nuanced question. I think it deserves a nuanced answer.
- 50:30Speaker 1: And I'm sick of every single interview.
- 50:34Speaker 5: It always ends with this question. Does it happen to
- 50:36Speaker 5: you guys? They always want to know.
- 50:38Speaker 3: What's going on. Everyone wants to know, but they won't
- 50:39Speaker 3: directly ask.
- 50:40Speaker 4: Well, everybody always thinks that I'm rich because of the
- 50:42Speaker 4: things that I make, right?
- 50:43Speaker 2: But the truth is I put it all back into
- 50:44Speaker 2: what I do. Everyone says I'm 100%. I bought a Tesla, yes.
- 50:48Speaker 2: Of course they have a Tesla. But other than that,
- 50:50Speaker 2: I'm cash poor. Everything I have is liquid because I
- 50:53Speaker 2: put it all back into what I do. I don't
- 50:54Speaker 2: make the money. Money is metabolism. I'm in this for
- 50:59Speaker 2: the sport of it.
- 51:00Speaker 7: So when I make $ 400 in an afternoon and I
- 51:03Speaker 7: turn around and I give it to him... for $ 400
- 51:06Speaker 7: in that same afternoon. It's like I'm a pass-through. It's
- 51:09Speaker 7: like I'm eating. It's like I have food poisoning. The
- 51:12Speaker 7: money is just coming right through me. It's going right
- 51:16Speaker 7: through me.
- 51:17Speaker 4: It's a lazy river. I mean, money is fluid and
- 51:19Speaker 4: money is cyclical.
- 51:20Speaker 2: And if you attach to the money, that's a fool's
- 51:23Speaker 2: errand because that money is going.
- 51:24Speaker 4: To fly out the window. Cruising down the lazy river, baby.
- 51:27Speaker 6: I guess the question is like, you're really asking how
- 51:29Speaker 6: many thoughts do I have? Great.
- 51:32Speaker 5: Wow, thoughts after dollars.
- 51:33Speaker 6: Because $ 2, a thought, $ 4. $ 4 into $ 8.
- 51:34Speaker 2: $ 8, $ 16.
- 51:34Speaker 6: I'm beating you. $ 16.
- 51:38Speaker 4: Into $ 100.
- 51:39Speaker 6: You're just saying numbers.
- 51:40Speaker 7: So up until then, you were doubling it.
- 51:43Speaker 4: But I noticed that when you got.
- 51:44Speaker 6: To $ 16 into $ 100, there.
- 51:46Speaker 7: Was something happened in your mind where you went, it's
- 51:48Speaker 7: not worth me doubling that anymore.
- 51:50Speaker 6: Because that's the thing about it. You're thinking about thoughts linearly.
- 51:53Speaker 6: $ 100 into $ 2, 000, I'm kicking your ass.
- 51:56Speaker 4: See, I would have gone $ 16 to $ 32. And that's
- 51:58Speaker 4: why you're falling behind.
- 51:59Speaker 7: 32 to 64.
- 52:06Speaker 6: 1,000 to 225,000. 225,000. I'm fucking kicking your ass and
- 52:10Speaker 6: beating you up. What are you talking about?
- 52:13Speaker 3: 225,000.
- 52:13Speaker 6: Oh, guess what? Thought, $ 1 million in my pocket. I'm
- 52:16Speaker 6: making a chump change out of your butt. And I
- 52:17Speaker 6: want to be clear.
- 52:17Speaker 7: That's not because you decided it was too difficult to
- 52:20Speaker 7: do the math of what $ 225, 000 was times two.
- 52:21Speaker 4: It's not because I thought it was.
- 52:22Speaker 6: It's because I had a thought that cost that much
- 52:25Speaker 6: and made me that much bankrupt. million dollars into 225
- 52:28Speaker 6: million dollars.
- 52:29Speaker 7: Boom, I'm eating you so hard it hurts your butt.
- 52:33Speaker 4: 225 million dollars times two is what?
- 52:35Speaker 6: 225 million dollars times two is 450 million dollars. Boom,
- 52:39Speaker 6: I can do math. But guess what? 450 million dollars,
- 52:43Speaker 6: 460 million dollars. Boom, boom, boom, I'm up 10 million
- 52:45Speaker 6: dollars and your butt is baloney on the side of the.
- 52:48Speaker 4: We have to do something else.
- 52:49Speaker 5: Can I tell you.
- 52:50Speaker 4: I can't.
- 52:53Speaker 6: I've kicked your ass so hard down the curve.
- 52:57Speaker 3: Can I tell you, because this is a mindset that
- 52:59Speaker 3: I find really dangerous. When you are attaching to the money,
- 53:01Speaker 3: because when you're naming numbers, I have already woken up.
- 53:05Speaker 3: I have already woken up. I have already lived 17 hours.
- 53:08Speaker 6: When I'm naming numbers, you woke up.
- 53:10Speaker 5: And you're probably wondering, well, you were naming numbers.
- 53:13Speaker 4: You woke up.
- 53:14Speaker 1: And then I'm building a huge empire by just making fonts.
- 53:17Speaker 1: You're probably wondering.
- 53:19Speaker 4: You're not even making them. You are describing them.
- 53:23Speaker 5: And I'm getting people to build their fonts.
- 53:26Speaker 4: And I'm at the Santa Clarita Social Club with a Riesling.
- 53:28Speaker 6: Unbelievable. Can we just hear three more fonts really quick?
- 53:31Speaker 4: We need to hear some fonts.
- 53:32Speaker 5: I feel like I don't belong in this round table,
- 53:34Speaker 5: so thank you guys.
- 53:35Speaker 6: Remember, you have the first overall and first look with Canva.
- 53:39Speaker 3: You are objectively the person with the most real job here.
- 53:43Speaker 2: Yes.
- 53:43Speaker 7: I understand that as a part of your development deal,
- 53:46Speaker 7: you have a staff of three.
- 53:49Speaker 5: They're great guys.
- 53:50Speaker 6: Yeah. Oh, all guys.
- 53:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:52Speaker 3: They're all guys. You like a man's touch when they're
- 53:56Speaker 3: drawing the font?
- 53:57Speaker 5: They're great guys. I have font space off of all you.
- 53:59Speaker 6: Do it. Let's hear it.
- 54:02Speaker 1: One font, this font, is at the top of all
- 54:06Speaker 1: the letters. It's really thin because it slides in to
- 54:09Speaker 1: your DMs. And then it's big and loud at the bottom.
- 54:14Speaker 1: So the D is nice and small.
- 54:16Speaker 5: And then it's big. Your font.
- 54:20Speaker 6: Wow.
- 54:20Speaker 5: Your font is all the letters. All the letters. All
- 54:25Speaker 5: the letters. The font.
- 54:25Speaker 6: The font. The font is all the letters.
- 54:28Speaker 5: All the letters are asleep.
- 54:29Speaker 6: I follow.
- 54:30Speaker 7: Every single letter is all the letters.
- 54:33Speaker 3: Every single letter. All the letters are asleep.
- 54:35Speaker 6: So each letter is an amalgamation of every single alphabet.
- 54:38Speaker 5: So like if you wrote a D, it's A, B, C, D, D, E, F, G, F, A, F, G.
- 54:42Speaker 5: It's your writing.
- 54:43Speaker 6: But just don't forget you said they're also all asleep.
- 54:45Speaker 5: And they all have a hat on because they're asleep.
- 54:47Speaker 5: Like a sleepy hat.
- 54:48Speaker 3: They have a sleeping hat on.
- 54:49Speaker 6: I follow.
- 54:50Speaker 5: Your every letter is numbers.
- 54:52Speaker 6: That's right.
- 54:54Speaker 4: And the numbers are?
- 54:56Speaker 3: Awake.
- 54:56Speaker 6: That's right. It's really important. That's really important.
- 55:01Speaker 4: Yours.
- 55:03Speaker 1: It says, let women talk really small a bunch of times,
- 55:07Speaker 1: and it's each letter.
- 55:08Speaker 6: That's right. It's so fun. I don't, but that's awesome.
- 55:11Speaker 4: That's awesome. I think that should be a lesson you
- 55:13Speaker 4: should receive. That's kind of a rhetorical answer, I think.
- 55:15Speaker 6: Wait a second. That's a rhetorical answer.
- 55:18Speaker 3: That's a rhetorical answer.
- 55:18Speaker 6: I should let women speak?
- 55:20Speaker 5: Rhetorical answer.
- 55:21Speaker 6: Stop.
- 55:22Speaker 7: I need to let women speak. Oh, this is the
- 55:24Speaker 7: one person he listens to.
- 55:25Speaker 4: Who's that?
- 55:27Speaker 6: Himself. Hey, F, you've got to let women speak. I
- 55:32Speaker 6: don't know. Stop. You haven't been letting women speak in
- 55:36Speaker 6: this show. If you're going to be the best salesman
- 55:39Speaker 6: in the world. You've got to make sure women speak too.
- 55:42Speaker 4: Do you guys not self-muppet?
- 55:43Speaker 7: Self-muppeting is a technique by which you can coach yourself
- 55:47Speaker 7: because who is the best coach for you but yourself?
- 55:50Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 55:51Speaker 5: In puppet form.
- 55:52Speaker 6: And that is why it's so important to self-muppet. This
- 55:54Speaker 6: is such a good course in entrepreneurship.
- 55:56Speaker 4: Does it not make a character of yourself?
- 55:59Speaker 7: The character of yourself outside your own body talking back
- 56:02Speaker 7: to you. Masterbook coaching.
- 56:05Speaker 4: Masterful coaching.
- 56:06Speaker 6: Masterful coaching. This is what you call the doctor-doctor-doctor. So
- 56:10Speaker 6: many words.
- 56:10Speaker 5: We have so many.
- 56:11Speaker 4: Incredible words.
- 56:12Speaker 5: We are pioneers. I am so grateful to be with you.
- 56:14Speaker 2: I want to speak because we are coming to the
- 56:16Speaker 2: end of our time. For the people watching right now,
- 56:19Speaker 2: there's a moment right now where they can decide. They
- 56:22Speaker 2: can turn off the video and they can go back
- 56:24Speaker 2: to their lives. They can drink a Dr. Pepper and watch...
- 56:27Speaker 2: the newest Netflix crime talk, and fall asleep in their
- 56:31Speaker 2: stinky bed. Or they can go do something with themselves.
- 56:34Speaker 2: So what are you going to do? And what can
- 56:36Speaker 2: we tell them to do as they leave?
- 56:37Speaker 5: Are you going to get up and eat your lasagna
- 56:39Speaker 5: with your horse wife?
- 56:41Speaker 3: Yes. I would like to make a clarification. She trains horses.
- 56:45Speaker 6: Yes.
- 56:46Speaker 3: I am not married to a horse.
- 56:47Speaker 4: My partner is a boxer.
- 56:53Speaker 3: But the point still stands. Are you going to be
- 56:56Speaker 3: asleep at one in the morning? Or are you going
- 56:59Speaker 3: to be awake sorting trick cereal by color? Are you
- 57:03Speaker 3: going to be awake praying, screaming, shouting, and full of
- 57:09Speaker 3: raw egg? Or are you going to go back to
- 57:11Speaker 3: sleep and wait for someone else to tell you what
- 57:15Speaker 3: to do?
- 57:15Speaker 4: Which one's the good one?
- 57:17Speaker 6: I'm realizing you might just struggle from extreme OCD.
- 57:24Speaker 4: There might be Adderall in the lasagna.
- 57:27Speaker 5: Or the egg.
- 57:28Speaker 3: Whatever it is, it is fueling me to make money
- 57:31Speaker 3: beyond my wildest dreams, and you can too.
- 57:35Speaker 1: If this touched you today, send this to somebody you
- 57:37Speaker 1: love and tell them it's time to wake up and
- 57:40Speaker 1: grow your following.
- 57:42Speaker 6: And if this physically touched you today, send it to
- 57:44Speaker 6: somebody that you hate. That's also an option always. And
- 57:47Speaker 6: my advice, if you're trying to sell, stop. And just be.
- 57:52Speaker 4: Just be.
- 57:54Speaker 7: And take it from me. And take it from all
- 57:57Speaker 7: of us here. This is the central nervous system of
- 58:00Speaker 7: experience at this. And I want you to listen to
- 58:03Speaker 7: me very closely because it's the best advice I can
- 58:05Speaker 7: possibly give anybody.
- 58:06Speaker 4: Anybody who wants to make it. Take it from me.
- 58:09Speaker 4: Take it from him.
- 58:12Speaker 6: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists
- 58:14Speaker 6: answering the question. Now that's why we call it show business.
- 58:17Speaker 6: Good night.
- 58:17Speaker 4: Keep it up for our guest, Sam Rice.
- 58:21Speaker 6: Sam, where can they find you?
- 58:24Speaker 7: You can find me on Instagram at Instagram underscore.
- 58:30Speaker 6: Filmed at the beautiful Dynasty Typewriter.
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- 58:34Speaker 3: We'll talk all about this up. Good night. Artists on
- 58:38Speaker 3: Artists on Artists on Artists is an improvised Hollywood roundtable
- 58:41Speaker 3: podcast created and hosted by Kylie Brakeman, Jeremy Colhane, Angela Giratana,
- 58:46Speaker 3: and Patrick McDonald.
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