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162: Seeking Sister Wife - Seeking Our Forever (Season Finale) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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Delia here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter in luck beadres.
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How everybody is how you doing? I'm doing girl. We lived through quite
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a storm yesterday, some tornaders this weekend as well, yes about fifteen miles
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north of US and then I guess yesterday morning, my husband woke up at
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like five in the morning to eighty five mile an hour sideline winds. I
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don't know what that means, but he said the rain was going horizontally fast.
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Yeah, and your backyard was destroyed. My fencing, trees down in
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our neighborhood, power out for like twelve hours, branches everywhere, my patio.
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Oh you didn't see it. It was like bowed. Oh got water.
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So we had to go up there with a drill and get all the
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water out. That was scary. Yeah. I was woken up in the
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middle of the night from the wind. So I'm like, dang, we
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were fine though we didn't lose power though, not at all. No shit,
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my power was out forever. And I'm also attached to a community well,
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so when the power goes out, my water goes out. So I
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can't even wash my butt, and she is so unhappy. I'm so unhappy,
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like when I don't have like my creature taurus comfort, for sure,
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I am inconsolable. Oh yeah, I don't want to talk to anybody.
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That's why when your husband and your daughter go camping in June, we ain't
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going. Oh god no, because they go camping in the woods where they
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shit in a bucket. I mean, how is that okay with you?
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Thank you. My husband's going to be sleeping out in the elements. I
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know your wife is going to be in the cab of his truck, But
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I'm like, what about bigfoot? Yeah? What about feral people roaming in
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the forest. I know, I'm just scared for you, but I'm not
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gonna go with you. Absolutely not. That's right. If I go camping,
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I'm at the Marriotte, Yes, I met the Four Seasons, honey.
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I'm at the hotel bar waiting for you to come back. I'm never
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going camping. No. I have to be clean, just a little,
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wash my hands, wash my butt, have clean clothes. I'm not out
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here being grimy in the world, no, ma'am. No, I've done
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enough of that. Yeah, but yeah, it was scary, and that
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is why. By the way, this recap of Seeking Sister Wife is a
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little late because I had no power. Yeah, I had no water.
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That's where our studio's at. Yeah, all right, before we get into
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what I guess is the season finale, unbeknownst to us, I had an
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inkling. I didn't. They were wrapping stuff. I thought we had at
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least one more. Yeah, no, rude. Before we get into it,
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though, there was the bit of gossip last week about those tricky little
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Davis wives and husband. Did you hear about this? Yeah? On the
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reddits. Yes, apparently this Jasmine woman from Colorado came over and slept in
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their big bed and got in that hot tub, honey, with all her
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germs and everything. Apparently they've been knowing Jasmine since like twenty twenty one.
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There's actually a post on Nick Davis's instagram where he's referring to Jasmine as their
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girlfriend. Yeah, like three years ago. Yeah, this is all the
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work. This makes no sense. Why, But I mean, like,
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okay, to be fair, this show has been filmed years prior. Because
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Danielle Maryfield's pregnant in these episodes and she has the whole ass baby already.
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Yo, didn't you just have the baby within the last six months? Well,
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like you seven or eight months? So, I mean it's I think
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these scenes with the Davis family were filmed in twenty twenty three. They are
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full online, which calls into question anything they're talking about in any of these
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episodes. So as they're blah blah blawing about whether they want to invite Jasmine
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into their family, I'm like, shut up. Yeah, fakery and fraudery.
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Y'all been dayton, y'all been fucking and you guys probably broke up.
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Yeah, that's what it seems like, because then now you're bringing her on
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for what cloud. I'll continue their storyline to stay on our TVs, irrespect
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of whether they knew Jasmine or not. I'm bored. Yeah, she's boring.
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They're boring. They ain't given nothing, no except that Paisley uh dress
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shirt that Nanny's wearing in this episode, that bright orange with that black vest,
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and that like Jacks shown. Somebody on Reddit called him a vampire magician.
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That is exactly what that's giving. It's giving vampire a magician, Like
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what is that? He thinks he's classy, he's a man of class.
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Well, good for you, I guess, well, do you want to
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get into it? Yeah? Okay, So this is the season finale,
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season five episode I want to say thirteen, entitled seeking Our Forever or Forever.
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We're looking for our forever which nobody has no over he can find there
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forever because they're all weird, yes, and gross, unspeakably weird. Should
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we warn everybody before we get into the recap about what hida wife hid your
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kids? Oh? God, yes, absolutely sorry everybody. Please we must
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And now we may begin. All right, Well, let's start with
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the Davis family because they were like the meat of the episode, so quite
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heavy on the Davis family, quite heavy on the meat, no pun intended.
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In that hot tub scene, her, I'll stop right seeing them.
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We're in the hot tub with Danielle and Nick and she's grinding all up on
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him with her big old juicy booty, right, and they're talking about her
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feelings with Jasmine, which is just like so dumb. Well, especially now
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that we know that they've been knowing Jasmine for years before filming this. Yeah,
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why are we even having this feat conversation? But whatever, go on,
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It's so dumb because Nick's like, I'm just really concerned about your feelings.
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Danielle want to make sure you're okay with me fucking Jasmine and her sleeping
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in her big twelve foot bed, and Danielle's like, sure, like we
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could take it day by day. It's gonna be great. I think she's
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cool. And then Jasmine goes and sleeps with them and they're big twelve foot
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bed, which I'm just like, but are we gonna just gloss over her
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booty and everything? But I'm just like, there is not a world.
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Well even when I was my most beautiful honey smelled and everything tone nice and
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tight, I would be sticking my ass up in a hot tub on TV.
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Girl. I just like, I mean, maybe I'm just a woman,
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I'm old cow with different values. But I was just like, put
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the ass away, put that ass away. I feel like the producers did
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her so dirty. They they did this last episode too. They showed her
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big booty and every and everybody's big booties, yeah, coming out tubbing everything.
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And I'm not body shaming or nothing. We love a big booty.
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I love a big booty. Hey gotta big. You do have a big
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you got an apple bottom teee with the boo. It's just because you're jealous.
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You are packing. I got no no, I got concave booty.
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You wish you had Danielle's Davis's a little bit and that boody would go a
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long way with me. But I'm like, why are the producers like just
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showing that big old frame right there. I would be so embarrassed. Yeah,
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it's hard to miss. It's very hard to miss. But hey,
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if Nick likes it, seems to love that, he seems to like a
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big old ass, that's fine. He does. But anyway, after they
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get out of the hot tub, they go and sleep in the big twelve
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foot bed. Jasmine has to be in the middle, and I'm just thinking,
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like, that's so uncomfortable, and I'd be so hot. I'd be
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so I would be overheating. I don't want to even sleep with somebody in
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your marital bed. Like there's a line down the middle of the king size
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bed and you're like, do not pass. That's how I am. I
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like, good night, Yeah, now go over there. You have like
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an actual life, you have like a body, pill up a body like
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this is mine line. These are my boundaries Ariano Maddix. They have a
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boundary, don't cross it, don't at all. And then the next morning
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after that, Yeah, let's talk about that more. What about the Big
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twelve obit. I'm just like, oh my god, that's an impressive bed.
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Yeah they had to order it, I know, but I mean,
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like they all actually fit. I was shocked, like they all kind of
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had room to maybe all over and yeah, I'm just like, wow,
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that's it's a really great bed. Oh yeah, it's mainly thought totally.
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Do you think they did anything that night they had to All of them were
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like nicky fingers. Yeah, all of them were kind of tipsy. They
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were all kind of flirty. Like the last episode, Daniel's like, don't
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talk to me about my favorite color. And the hot tub because the hot
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tubs for baby making, Like, I don't know, it just seemed very
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weird. Yeah. I was wondering if there was any hanky panky going on,
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although they said they wouldn't do that because this is their first weekend with
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Jasmine. Now we know better. Yeah, so maybe they were looking.
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I think they're if they're lying about Jasmine being their secret girlfriend, they lying
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about being polygamous, I think they're all fucking each other. Yeah, and
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that's fine. You do you, it's nicety, you do you. Yeah.
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And then the next morning, Jasmine wakes up and she like slowthers on
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out of the bed. Okay, so let's talk about that. Yeah,
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So are we just supposed to pretend that nobody understands that there's a camera in
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the room. There's a whole ass camera man in the room. It's just
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fainge, it's just fake. It was cringe, super fake. It's not
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believable. No, not at all. And then she goes upstairs and magically
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Danielle's the only other one awake, and so she's like, oh, perfect,
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we can chat about a relationship and all this stuff. And Danielle proceeds
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to just like talk at her on the patio at like seven in the morning.
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And if that was me, I feel like, don't talk to me.
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Yeah, let me get some coffee, Yeah, like let me acclimate
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to the morning. But no, you're trauma dumping on me about how hard
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it is to be a sister wife. And like, I mean, this
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is going great and everything, but don't get it twisted. And this coulda
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got really hard. Like I've really struggled because I didn't know if I could
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live in this kind of a structure or a race, so things can get
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tough. And Jasmine's like, okay, yeah, that's great. I'm bored.
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And it makes sense why she's having that reaction knowing what we know now,
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which is that she's been dating and fugging them for years at this point,
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or she's probably broken up with them and she's just there for the paycheck.
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Like it's just so weird and cringe, and Danielle'm like, shut up,
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you're acting like you are so wise when you literally moved out like three
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episodes ago because you freaked out about dating and now you're fine with it,
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and now you're acting like it's all fine. Well, it's important to her
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because she's going to be the one that actually marries Jasmine, so she wants
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to like fall for Jasmine. She wants to feel it in her heart and
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in her butt, like this is yeah, like this is a meaningful relationship
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that I can get behind. But to her chagrin, Jasmine is reserved.
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She's not really engaging in the conversation. She's checked out. Yeah, she's
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bored, she's over it. Yeah, And then Eventually, Jasmine packs up
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her suitcase and leaves, which I thought was weird that she brought so much
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stuff over just for a night slumber party, but whatever. And then the
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family kind of gets dressed, gets dressed in their vampire regalea what the heck
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was that? And his medallion eating takeout, eating takeout from like Olive Gardens.
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It was some sort of a chicken feti chini, some sort of a
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Caesar salad option from the Olive garden. Nick put it on an actual plate,
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Yeah, but all the wives kept it in the plastic receptacle. True
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trashy sashes. Very very interesting family we got going on. Did you notice
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that they had like a little prayer before they ate too, Yes, I'm
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like, what are you praying to? What are you praying to? Is
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the right question? God, Who are you praying to? Why are you
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praying? Are you praying to the matrix? Are we praying for some dimensional
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shift from the fifth dimension? How are you praying for the ascended masters to
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join you in the dining room? Like? Oh, you praying you?
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I know because they were talking about how they our spirituality was grounded in science,
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So I'm like what And then you're wearing this big old vampire medallion and
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this orange Baisley shirt. I don't understand. It's all very confounding. Well,
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and a couple of people, I think they commented on YouTube and some
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people damned us on Instagram. They were talking about how they might practice like
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witchcraft because some people noticed, like some crystal balls and some witchy stuff in
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the background on their shelves. I wasn't paying that much attention because I get
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really bored during the Davis Yeah Family sequences. But yeah, I don't know,
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maybe there wish I think there was a picture of Nick in his study,
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because he's a renaissance man intellectual and he philosophies. And I did see
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a crystal ball, but I'm sure it's the same one I have from home
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goods. Yeah, that I spend eight dollars. It's only from home goods.
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It's kind of woo woo. I am a little woo woo. But
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I'm not gonna judge him because I have very eclectic spiritual tastes. Yeah,
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but he's like got all of his metaphysical books laid out so everybody can see
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what he's reading. I'm like, you are so pretentious. They're so cringey.
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And I was actually looking on their instagram, like their Davis family Instagram,
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and if you scroll down far enough, there's like pictures of their personal
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life and stuff, and there's photos of Nick taken by the wives, probably
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April, of him, like in a collage of him like studying and like
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writing reports and stuff and reading. And they're like, Oh, They're like,
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we love our husband and what he does for the family. I'm like,
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what what is he doing? Yeah, and doing book reports for himself.
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Does he make you read them and then answer any questions you might have.
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I'm like, is he publishing these? Like? What are you publishing?
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I wish scientific reports about metaphysics. Oh, he's a preposterous All of
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these people are preposterous, absolutely ridiculous. Oh, I love it. And
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this conversation around the Olive Garden takeout is just about Jasmine and whether or not
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she's a good fit for the family, and Danielle finally uses her voice.
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I was so proud of her for speaking, and she says, yeah,
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only Jasmin is the right fit. I think she's kind of weird and she's
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kind of reserved, and you know, I just think we need to like
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see other options, and April's like, yeah, I totally agree. I'm
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like, so proud of you, Danielle for speaking up. And then Nick's
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like, well, I'm disappointed. I wanted to fuck I wanted to fuck
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Jasmine. But all of the wives vote and they agree with young Danielle and
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Nick's like, hey, I'm gonna respect it. And then I think it's
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April who says something like, you know, let's keep dating. Let's date
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another one or two women and see what happens. And this is where Nick
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gets really excited because he's got more poo Nanni in the pipeline. He can't
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wait. Trash bag poo nanny. Yeah, oh what he likes. Well,
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he attracts what he is. That's the law of attraction. He should
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know that. He should know that. And the end, that's the Davis
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family. Yeah, they're gonna continue Seeking and nobody cares. No. I'm
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sure they're going to be on another season though, But why do we why
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do we reward people who fake and fraud their life? I don't know,
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it never works. It's happening on vander Pump Rules. They happened on that
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Seeking Brother husband. You just got a bunch of fraudsters. It's uninteresting and
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we can sniff it out. We are very intelligent records. We are also
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intuitive, yes, like, please don't come back with a fake ass storyline.
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It sucks. It's gonna be fake though you know it is because it's
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steels and they don't listen. And then we have the Ryans, which were
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kind of boring. Well they were just wrapping that whole arc up, but
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they're just so gross and old. I'm old and being ten years younger than
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me, so thanks for that. But like Peggy's hair, I'm like,
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is it wet? Did you just get out of the shower before the cameras
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came over or is it oily good? So don't take showers like ew.
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You people aren't routs. Well, and Justin whatever his name is it Justin,
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I can't even remember because he's so forgetting. He's so blank. Yeah,
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his face, I'm just like, I can't. How does anybody look
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at him and be like, yeah, I want that. I have no
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idea. I mean, don't look at me. I have no idea.
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He's repugnant. He's repulsive, and he doesn't have a personality, like if
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he had something like to talk about if he goes to the gym creative.
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If he was expressive, ambitious and interested in something, maybe we could sit
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down and have nachos with him and Yari. But he brings nothing to He's
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a bore, He's a dud. God. Both of them are terrible.
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They are. And it's just him coming home from his date from Yari last
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episode, like why are we just now seeing the end of this? I
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don't understand? And he's telling her what Yari said, which is that she
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can't share a man, and Becky is like, well, does that mean
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she can't share you? Or does that mean she can't share any man?
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She can't be a pylygamist, Like what does that mean? And Justin's like,
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I don't know. I didn't add, I didn't care. I was
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wondering if I could make out with her. That's all I really was thinking
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about. But I don't know it. He's totally checked out of the conversation,
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and Becky just wants more informations that I don't care, and they're still
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like but her over Stephanie, like they're comparing Yori to Defanie and I'm like,
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man, y'all are really hardbreast over her, aren't you, and they're
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like, well, we'll keep going with Yari, like maybe she'll come around,
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maybe she will adjust to our lifestyle, and or anybody else we happen
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to meet that would be interested in us. My husband's walking through, like
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he doesn't watch our shows, but he's walking through on his way to poop
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in the bathroom, and he's like, these people are just swingers. That's
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what bitch was. It's been sick. I would love a TLC show about
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swingers. Oh my god, bring it on. But like a bunch of
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lying polygamists who are swingers. I got respect for that. I mean either,
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Oh my god, could you imagine a show about swingers? I love
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that. I would love that would be so entertaining. But they're so stuck
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to like this, you know, Sister Wife trope, probably because of the
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show's Sister Wives, Like they're just trying to like get more people from that
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fandom over to this because Sister Wives is on its way out. But I
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don't know, just bring me some weird couples. I would love that.
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But I think that they might attach some sort of a moralish to swinging,
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like maybe they think people will think they're debaucherous they're perverts, not necessarily judgmental
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lesbian like that, they might be perverts, and so by attaching it instead
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to polygamy, they can feign some sort of spirituality or this high morality that
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they do not possess, like the Ryans objectively do not possess any values or
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morals right that I can detect. I don't think any of these couples off.
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Yeah, they're part of a fucking apocalyptic cult. They've never apologized for
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their affiliation with with same so no, and why are they on my TV?
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Out? Get them off? Do not bring them back for another season
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because nobody wants to see them. And the last, but not all least,
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we have the merry Fields. Wow, oh this is great. So
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okay, stop okay, stop right there, Beatrice, because if I recall
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correctly in Raccoons, do correct me if I'm wrong. Last week, when
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we were at the preview section, we saw Garrick Merryfield and the lovely Miriam
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and he was petting her and sexually taking advantage of her by touching her,
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and she was disgusted, and I think she said in the preview like,
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stopped touching me. And it appeared that he got upset. Yep, where
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was that in this episode? I don't know where was that in this episode?
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They showed it in the preview. It's one thing if you're showing it
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in the preview from the beginning of the season and maybe as we've gone along
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it ends up on the chopping room floor, right, But you just showed
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it last week as if we were going to see it this week, and
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then it's cut out of the episode. I don't understand what. It doesn't
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make any sense. It's like VPR, like all these shows do this,
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Like why are you showing me previews for scenes that I'm not going to actually
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see the shabbooties They did it with the Shabbootis do with the solo Houdines.
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I could have swore we saw Nyla get up from the couch all mad at
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Naim and stalk away because he said he would be intimate with one of the
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girls that they were seeing. I could have swore there was a scene out
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at a restaurant that wasn't with young Alexis. But I could be wrong about
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that. But I mean, like what happened to those scenes? Yeah?
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I don't understand, Like do they think we're stupid. Do the producers say
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they're stupid? Yes, I mean we're gonna continue watching, like that's the
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problem. That's like the problem. We are going to keep watching the show
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because we like the show. But then you rob us of all of the
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good little meaty bits and instead we have to see Danielle Davis and her ass
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coming out of the hot um and stupid shit like that. Like, I
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don't need that. I want to see some fights. Yeah, there does
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seem to be like a lot of filler and a lot of padding, Like
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the entire Davis storyline seems to be piller in padding. But like if there
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was an actual fight with the Shabbooties, I would have wanted to see that.
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If there was an actual boundary with Miriam and Garrett, I really would
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have loved to see that, because you already know DLC that most of us
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hate him. Oh yeah, that's the shit we want to see. Yep.
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Well, like we didn't get any of that. We were robbed.
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I am confounded and confused, and I was actually kind of disappointed in the
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whole Garrick and Miriam date in general, because I thought it was going to
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be a little bit more creepy like there were some moments where he's like petting
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her, obviously, and he's getting really close to her, scooting up,
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sitting right next to her, putting his leg on her inner thigh like a
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fucking creeper, and Miriam's obviously uncomfortable, and she does kind of like push
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him off of her, and then she says, Yeah, I'm uncomfortable with
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how touchy feely he is. But that's it, well, she says,
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and I need to take it slow, and he's like, that's great,
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nothing wrong with that. I thought their conversation was very strange. First and
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foremost, I had no idea it was Garrick's dream to design women's clothing.
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Yeah, I feel like there's something in there that's very telling about him,
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wonder and I I'm actually I don't know what it is, but that's weird
22:40
to me. Oh, yeah, very weird. Well, he's designed the
22:42
jewelry and stuff for the sister Wise, I forgot about that. Yeah,
22:45
I imagine he's probably involved in the interior design of the one home that they
22:49
sold, which is the one that he lives in. Yeah, but I
22:53
just found that to be very strange. And then when she brought up to
22:56
a job and she asks him, well, would you mind if I wore
23:00
it? And he's so uncultured and uneducated, like he hasn't even thought about
23:07
something like that, that he brought this Muslim woman from Michigan into his house
23:11
who's from a different religion and culture and who might be somebody who wears a
23:15
heat job, Like it never occurred to him. I know. It's always
23:18
like, well, I mean I want to see you because you're pretty,
23:21
though, I want to see your pretty face. And she's like, well,
23:22
I mean at home, I can take it off. And he's like,
23:26
Okay, that's fine. Like he's so dumb, he's so weird.
23:29
Why haven't you thought about this? I don't know. And I thought he
23:32
thought it was a compliment, Like he's like, oh, I'd ripped the
23:34
heat job off of you because you're so beautiful, and I'm like, ew,
23:37
you're gross. That would be terrible to do to somebody. That's really
23:41
terrible. And even when she sat down on the couch and his talking head,
23:45
he was like, she's so curvy and juicy and deliciously all figured.
23:51
She's full figured. Oh, like, are you saying she's plus sized?
23:53
I'm like, what are you actually saying, because first of all, she's
23:56
not plus sized. Second of all, there's nothing wrong with being plus Why
24:00
are we talking about the size of her body? And then he's talking about
24:03
her makeup and he really loves that she can be dulled up because some women
24:07
don't know how to do that. And then of course what's her face,
24:11
Danielle Merryfield with her big open mouth at the restaurant with Mariam. I'm just
24:17
like, oh, are you talking about your own wife? I think he
24:19
was. Are you talking about Danielle? I think he was. I think
24:22
that was a total dig And I'm like, you're so gross, You're only
24:26
in it for just the boon. It's so weird. And then what did
24:30
you think about their conversation where he was like, I was a bad boy
24:33
once I started again. God, what was the name of his only thugs
24:37
or something? Always thugging crew? Oh? Always, okay, shugging crew.
24:41
And I saw his little white boy menacing pictures and they're just like,
24:45
oh god, criinge. And apparently he started it in Buena Vista, Colorado.
24:51
Wait what he started it? There? Is he from there? Yeah?
24:53
Miriam said that he's like sixth generation. Oh god, I'm this small
24:57
time with this guy. I know they were in with Gonson for a period
25:00
of time. Maybe that's where Danielle's from. I don't know. I don't
25:03
have any idea, but I think he's ridiculous and I would never have admitted
25:07
that in polite company, much less on national television. It was totally giving
25:11
me Jojo siwah alergy. I was a bad girl. I was a bad
25:15
boy. Let to start something called gay pop. Nobody's ever heard of that
25:19
ever. Yeah, really very strange. Yeah, And I was wondering,
25:26
wasn't he like a youth pastor at the age of nineteen, because I thought
25:32
the story was that he met Danielle when she was sixteen, they fell in
25:36
love and he got a word from God or she did, and they got
25:38
together. So like, I'm just wondering when this stint has a gangster happened
25:44
when he was like fourteen, Okay, that's what he had said. He
25:45
I think it was like Miriam, like, oh, I can't imagine this,
25:48
like fourteen year old kid starting a gang And I'm like, dude,
25:51
you're so lame. Nobody believes he shook people down for protection as a fourteen
25:56
year old teenage boy. Whatever, I love it. Oh it's delightful.
26:02
So cringe. And then after oh no, they were talking about living in
26:07
the small town. That was the other aspect, because he's like, oh,
26:10
could you see yourself living here? And she's like, I don't know,
26:11
it's kind of small, and like, what if people are racist,
26:15
Well she kind of implied that they were already, yeah, because she's getting
26:19
stars. Yeah, she thought that she was kind of sticking out like a
26:22
sore thumb. I've never been to Buena Vista, Colorado. I lived in
26:26
Colorado for many years, but I was close to Denver, and like,
26:27
I never really personally noticed any of that because it's pretty diverse. But I
26:32
guess if you're out in Buena Vista that could be an issue. I mean,
26:34
if it's a small mountaintown, I can see it. Yeah, but
26:37
I'm like, I don't doubt it. Yeah, I don't know. I
26:41
just thought she was like not interested in any event at all. Yeah.
26:44
But I mean also, Garrick hadn't even thought of that either. What the
26:48
experience might be for someone a woman of color to come to your small,
26:52
po dunk one gas station town, and what that experience would be like for
26:56
her. Yeah, but he doesn't think about anything because he does and have
27:00
a brain in his head. No, it's an unconscious person, yes,
27:03
and the path a background person. Yes. And then after their date,
27:07
she goes to bed and Garret's like, oh, she was very stand allfish
27:11
like really because she didn't want you petting her right her thigh the entire date
27:15
and you sitting there mouth breathing on her neck, like, oh, you're
27:18
so beautiful. Oh, I know, I just I can't believe how they
27:23
cherry pick their values. Like because he's drinking alcohol again, he looks drunk.
27:30
He is definitely taking advantage of her. He's trying to sexualize her and
27:34
take liberties with her person and I'm like, all of that is unscriptural and
27:38
ungodly, but it's okay because you want to do it, yes, because
27:42
God spoke to him personally and said, yeah, I'll give you the pass.
27:47
Yeah, it's fine. And then we flash forward like three weeks later
27:52
whatever, and shit went down. Yeah. Apparently Natalia was not happy to
27:56
begin with that they were even thinking about courting another woman yet alone flying her
28:03
out from Michigan. Natalie was not okay with that, so much so that
28:07
she fucking dumps them well, and furthermore, in her message to production right
28:12
before she dumps them, she claims that Garrick and Danielle promised her that they
28:18
wouldn't go a courting and seeking other women until she was actually in the States
28:25
and in their home and she could participate in the process. So they promised
28:27
her that, and of course immediately set about breaking that promise, and they
28:32
are liars again. Ungodly, unholy, unscriptural yep. And this is the
28:37
same shit that they told Roberta too. That was why Roberta was super pissed
28:40
off too, because he was courting other people for the show, because he
28:42
didn't end up going through with any of them. I'm sure he fucked them,
28:45
but whatever, he did the same exact thing to Roberta. Roberta was
28:48
unhappy about it, like, why can't you wait until I'm in the States,
28:52
right and then we can meet today. It'll be fine and I'll feel
28:55
like I'm included, But now I feel excluded. So it's the same shit,
28:59
yeap, different person. And then Natalia also says in her little skype
29:03
interview that Garrick demanded total submission. I wonder what that actually means, Yeah,
29:08
that's weird because it doesn't seem like Danielle's super submissive to him. Well,
29:12
I mean a guess. I mean she's probably been beaten down, yeah,
29:17
over many years and thinks it's her bright idea to be his wingman or
29:21
wingwoman. But I'm wondering what kind of things he was actually asking of Natalia,
29:26
yeah, and demanding that she submit to whether that would be like not
29:30
being around other men. Did it have any sort of a financial implication,
29:34
like how she spends her money, how she spends his money, whether she
29:38
sends them money, Like, I don't know. I wish I had learned
29:41
more from that. Yeah, that would have been interesting to know. But
29:44
of course, in her Skype interview, she concludes with I don't want to
29:47
have a relationship with either one of them. They haven't really even talked to
29:49
me since they moved back to America, so fuck them, right, And
29:53
then Danielle on her own cell phone selfie, she's crying again, and it's
29:59
cringe again, like a repeat of season four where she was sobbing uncontrollably because
30:03
Roberta broke their arts. And now she's crying again because you guys are lying
30:10
though, and you are alluring these people into your home life under false pretenses
30:15
like where's the responsibility? Instead you get up on your couch interview and you
30:19
call Natalia immature, not a team player. Yeah, needs to grow up.
30:26
That was wild, okay, guys and Garrek being like, that was
30:30
my wife, you know, but now it sucks that it doesn't work out,
30:33
but we'll continue seeking. She was never your wife, No, you
30:36
never married her. Like how these women like Mariam strikes me as very intelligent
30:42
and well adjusted, as I said last week, and that's why she doesn't
30:45
want him to touch her because she's in his house and she doesn't want it
30:51
to get weird. But it is already weird. Yep. But I'm like,
30:53
how do these women fall for this horseshit? I don't understand. This
30:59
is why I think like Danielle's into it too, like maybe she's a cook
31:02
and watching them fuck. I don't know, because it's still weird. And
31:07
then we get to the end of the episode. We'll get to it,
31:08
but like we see what he ends up doing. I don't know. The
31:12
last line from Garrick Maryfield is that I'm being refined by God through this breakup.
31:18
With Natalia. Every step that God puts me through makes me a better
31:23
man. I'm like, oh, really, really, A better man to
31:26
your wife while you're on fucations constantly with these Brazilian women, who cares about
31:32
fucking Danielle. A better man to your husband, I mean, excues me
31:34
to your children. A better man to your family, yeah, A better
31:37
man to your business, a better man to your community. How are you
31:41
a better man? Yeah, you're worse. You're terrible. I just for
31:45
me, somebody who comes out of fundamentalist Christianity, like I was a missionary,
31:49
honey, Like I was involved in the church, I mean, and
31:52
I'm out of it. I still definitely have an affinity and would consider myself
31:57
a Christian, but not like most Christians. But I am a Christian.
32:00
But like, just to hear him talk in the vernacular of church and Bible
32:07
and Christianity talking about being refined by fire, talking about God and how the
32:12
process works when God is taking you through your suffering so he can take you
32:15
to your good I'm just like, oh my God, it's an affront to
32:19
me. I'm very offended by it. I have a hard time watching this
32:22
guy. It's really gross and you know they're going to bring him back.
32:25
Oh yeah, he's the golden ticket, He's who we are all watching.
32:30
But like, at the same time, I'm getting filled with rage watching him
32:34
and hearing him say these things week after wegin doing these things. Maybe fucking
32:38
predator. He's a literal predator. And I have no compassion for his wife
32:43
none. I know. After this season, I'm like, screw you down,
32:46
you know. And it's so weird, Like at the end of their
32:49
segment, Danielle's like, yeah, we are looking for another person. I'm
32:52
like, so you too. Well, She's like, I really want a
32:57
sister. I really want a sister. I need a friend. She doesn't
33:00
have any friends. She doesn't have any women around her or supporting her and
33:04
talking to her straight like we would. Yeah, she's got nobody. She's
33:07
very much wants it and or wants to have some kind of a basicxical relationship
33:13
with the She wants a scissor sister. Maybe that's what I'm maybe. And
33:16
then we have the conclusion because we don't get a reunion or a tell all,
33:21
which I feel very offended by. Yuh, but we have the Ryans
33:23
who are still dating Yari apparently so okay, I guess she's fine with polygamy.
33:30
I don't know. And Becky's there sometimes they're at the beach and they're
33:37
seeming to have fun, and I don't get it. I mean, there's
33:40
never been a more un sexy trio, but an un sexy quartet or the
33:45
Davis Yeah, but yeah, super gross. Speaking of the Davis family,
33:50
they're no longer dating Jasmine, but they are dating another woman, okay,
33:53
setting up their storyline for the six Yeah, we're probably going to see her
33:59
as if she's born when they've been dating her for this whole entire time.
34:02
Then we have the Sherwoods, who are apparently still looking for a sister wife,
34:07
even though in this show they said that they were going to pause it
34:10
indefinitely. What whatever. Yeah, and Ashley's getting catfish Yep, that's amazing.
34:16
Couldn't have happened to a greater couple. And also they have not spoken
34:21
to Sarah, the young woman who were they were trying to lure into their
34:23
devious scheme. I mean, why would they? If I was Sarah would
34:27
have blocked their ass? Oh god, yes, bye, yes. And
34:30
then we have the Shabbooties. They're also apparently dating a new chick named Ebony.
34:34
I wish we could have seen that, Hi, I wonder if that
34:37
was the scene. I don't know that we saw the preview of. And
34:39
then somehow we get she's removed, like I don't, I have no idea.
34:44
Very rude. And then Danielle and Garrick they're no longer dating Miriam because
34:49
she came to her senses and was like, those people are fucking weird,
34:52
no thank you. They are dating a new woman though, and Garrick like
34:57
on their first meeting, baptized her and proposes to her and guess where she's
35:02
from, Brazil, bruh zil. The fact that he, like John the
35:08
Baptist, is taking this woman into the ocean to baptize her, as if
35:14
he's some kind of a pastoral figure, as if he's some kind of a
35:17
reverend, chaps my hide, Like I can't even articulate, Like, holy
35:23
fuck, I know, like when you die, if your Christianity is real,
35:29
do you know how much trouble you're in? My Oh my god,
35:31
so much trouble. Oh what a talking to you are going to have?
35:35
Oh my god, end up in hell? Oh yeah, the hell of
35:37
your making yep, he's gonna be in the Dante's Inferno and be like what
35:40
I thought I was gonna be in in Heaven? Where are those fucking thieves
35:44
and pops? And Sayan's like, dude, you're my favorite guy right now,
35:47
You're great. Like I couldn't believe. I laughed out loud when we
35:54
saw that picture of this chick that he proposes too, because you know he
36:00
didn't. That's all it is. But to attach that to baptism, I
36:05
can't the heresy, the sacrilege. And then he say we're gonna try and
36:09
get her on a K one visa. So I thought the K one visa
36:13
didn't work in Brazil with Natalia because the judge found out that you guys were
36:16
polygamous. So now you guys are gonna try the K one visa is the
36:21
fiance visa. He was trying to bring her in under a marriage visa.
36:24
Oh and so they had sussed out that he was with Danielle although not married,
36:30
so it's a different visa. I'm not sure like what the rules and
36:32
regulations are, but yeah, he's trying to bring her in on a ninety
36:37
day fiance visa. Even then, I thought that was the reason why he
36:39
was all upset about the k one with Natalia or whatever, because it was
36:43
going to take longer. Right, So then he just wants to doesn't mean
36:47
hey, he just wants her to make a commitment. He wants to be
36:51
able to spend his fuckcation banging her, and then he wants to go back
36:54
to Colorado and do it all over again, which is what literally makes them
37:00
sex traffickers. Yes, except they're not trafficking them anywhere. Yeah, they
37:05
like go to their countries, they bang them out, and then he goes
37:07
back to Colorado and he does it all over again. And he's like totally
37:10
spending so much fucking money going to Brazil all the fucking time. How why
37:15
or do they get their money TLC. Maybe maybe they're spending that it's not
37:19
that great money. I don't know. I don't think it's good money.
37:22
I don't think the Browns were making like really good money for like until like
37:25
six seven years in. You're telling me the Merryfields have the kind of money
37:30
where they can travel like this not tend to their business. Well, I
37:32
guess her brother's doing all the work. Yeah, spend tens upon tens of
37:37
thousands of dollars to just bang women and dump them. I don't know,
37:42
but they're obviously spending a lot of money. Maybe they're going into debt.
37:45
Oh God, I don't I have no idea. I would love to see
37:47
their coins, Like we always say, we know that they just sold their
37:51
home, the one that we see them in in January of this year,
37:54
for I think two million dollars. I don't know where they're going to live
37:58
now and what they're going to do, But I'm just I don't know.
38:01
I just can't, like, how can you justify going to Brazil just to
38:06
fuck all these women in the name of God, Like if that's actually what
38:08
you're doing, or if that's just all for the show, Like maybe their
38:12
whole like Christianity be is just for TV. But I don't know. Danielle's
38:16
family seems religious. They seem also reasonable. Yeah, I don't have any
38:22
idea. I mean, at least with Cody Brown and at least with Mormon
38:25
polygamy, there is the religion and the spirituality and the values that are attached
38:30
to it, Like they do actually have to be married before they even kiss.
38:34
Typically, you know, Cody Brown, he when and took that kids
38:37
when Christine was given birth, but they have that value. So, like,
38:40
I just don't even understand what these people are doing. They're making up
38:44
their own rules as they go, totally but saying it's coming from God,
38:47
which is so blasphemous. So then you're God. So that's an idol,
38:52
So you're an idle worshiper. I don't know. I just hate him so
38:55
much. I know the season is over, Yeah, we can take a
39:00
break from the merryfields. We are transparent, rubbery phases. But speaking of
39:04
Sister Wives, Yeah, we're going to bring back Sister Wive rewinds. Oh
39:08
yeah, that's right. Yeah, So starting to pause that after Garrison Brown's
39:13
passing, but we're gonna start that next week since Seeking Sister Wife is over
39:15
with And I know a lot of y'all are gonna be happy. Don't come
39:20
on Instagram asking me we are gonna start them, because I'm telling you right
39:23
now we're gonna start next week. Yeah, And we've been telling you,
39:27
like we are bringing them back at the end of like VPR and at the
39:30
end of this series, but like we just had a lot on our plate
39:32
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