Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 973 - 90 Day Fiance (s11e15) "Proof of Life" with Kimberly
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- 0:14Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Being Shade. It's TLC Tuesday. I've
- 0:17Speaker 1: got Kimberly here to talk about ninety Day Fiance. How
- 0:21Speaker 1: you doing, Oh, what's happening over there? You're fixing your hair?
- 0:24Speaker 2: A weird bump in my hair, But it's fine. I
- 0:27Speaker 2: really like these headphones, but I do not like how
- 0:30Speaker 2: they what they do to this upper area of my hair.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, my nerds.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Start need to wearing a hat over the headphone.
- 0:38Speaker 3: You know what.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I think that would not be cute. I think I
- 0:40Speaker 1: would not be cute. We are coming to you to
- 0:45Speaker 1: chat season eleven, episode fifteen of ninety Day Fiance.
- 0:49Speaker 3: But Kimberly, I have to tell you something I.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Forgot to tell you that I saw here last weekend
- 0:54Speaker 1: on Baldtead Island. There was a wedding and it was
- 0:57Speaker 1: down at one of the clubs. It's like right on
- 0:59Speaker 1: the ocean, and that's like really all it is. It's
- 1:01Speaker 1: just like some restaurants and pool and the ocean. But
- 1:03Speaker 1: it's beautiful. It's like the best spot on the whole island.
- 1:06Speaker 1: And it was an Indian wedding. I don't know how
- 1:10Speaker 1: much I love an Indian wedding.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but because it's golf carts here.
- 1:16Speaker 1: So you know how all the Indian weddings we've seen,
- 1:19Speaker 1: they sometimes the bride and groom will both come in
- 1:23Speaker 1: on elephants. Yeah okay, and then always like we saw
- 1:26Speaker 1: in Family Karma, they had a wedding in Florida and
- 1:28Speaker 1: they had all the wedding party coming on a boat
- 1:31Speaker 1: like after the bride or after the groom, and they're
- 1:34Speaker 1: you know, they follow them behind and some sort of
- 1:37Speaker 1: vehicle the bridal party. This was They had a fancy
- 1:42Speaker 1: it was called Rolls Royce golf cart that I think
- 1:44Speaker 1: is like a thumthing you can rent on the island
- 1:46Speaker 1: if you're having a wedding or something. I don't know,
- 1:48Speaker 1: I've never tried to rent it. Rolls Royce golf cart.
- 1:51Speaker 1: But they had this huge elephant on the front of it,
- 1:55Speaker 1: like a stuffed elephant head, not like not like tax
- 1:58Speaker 1: not like taxidermy, but like a stuff.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hilarious.
- 2:02Speaker 1: On the front of the golf cart. And the bride
- 2:04Speaker 1: and groom were in that golf guard and then all
- 2:06Speaker 1: the wedding party was in all these.
- 2:07Speaker 3: Golf carts following.
- 2:09Speaker 2: That's awesome.
- 2:10Speaker 3: It was so awesome.
- 2:12Speaker 1: So first I was seeing it on there down there,
- 2:13Speaker 1: talking to the lady in like the clubhouse area about
- 2:16Speaker 1: like a dinner reservation or something, and she goes, oh,
- 2:19Speaker 1: I just heard that they're coming. And she goes and
- 2:21Speaker 1: they say that the bridal party is following behind the
- 2:24Speaker 1: golf cart. God is hot outside, Hopefully they're not like walking.
- 2:28Speaker 1: And then I rollized it earlier. I see a bunch
- 2:30Speaker 1: of people on the side of the road, probably like
- 2:32Speaker 1: half a mile away, lined up on the side of
- 2:34Speaker 1: the road.
- 2:34Speaker 3: I'd kind of wonder, like, oh, I wonder if they're going.
- 2:35Speaker 1: To a brunch or something, but no, that's where they
- 2:38Speaker 1: were supposed to meet to line up to follow.
- 2:41Speaker 3: It was really cool. It was like it was really.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Fun that they made it, you know, adaptable to it
- 2:46Speaker 1: island with only golf carts and obviously you can't have
- 2:48Speaker 1: a real elephant.
- 2:49Speaker 2: So were they wearing traditional Indian garb.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Because it seemed to me that the groom was Indian
- 2:58Speaker 1: and then the bride was a mare and I don't
- 3:00Speaker 1: she must have had some sort of connection to the island.
- 3:03Speaker 3: Why would they be getting married here.
- 3:05Speaker 1: But the groom was Indians, so most of his side
- 3:07Speaker 1: of the family was wearing traditional garb. Everybody looked incredible.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Every time I was like, oh my god, you look
- 3:12Speaker 1: so pretty. Oh you looked great.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Oh that dress is so pretty. Like I was just
- 3:18Speaker 3: like because I was trying to get out.
- 3:19Speaker 2: I hosted a show called Indian Matchmaking on my podcast,
- 3:22Speaker 2: so I'm very familiar with your colt.
- 3:24Speaker 1: I know everything about it. Do you have submitting Jimmy
- 3:26Speaker 1: but Jenny? Because I know all about them too.
- 3:29Speaker 2: Now submit's mom is actually friends with Jenny. Now you're
- 3:33Speaker 2: never gonna believe it.
- 3:34Speaker 3: You're never gonna be.
- 3:34Speaker 1: Like, who who huh. So that was so exciting for me.
- 3:39Speaker 1: And so I told the lady in the office, I go, ooh,
- 3:41Speaker 1: let me tell you about it, Indian wedding. I go
- 3:43Speaker 1: the reason they're following on foot, this is what they do.
- 3:45Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, she was but don't you
- 3:47Speaker 1: think they're gonna be hot? And I said, yeah, if
- 3:49Speaker 1: they're walking, they're gonna be really hot. But they're all
- 3:52Speaker 1: in their golf guards. It was It was great. It
- 3:55Speaker 1: was beautiful and I actually I think I took a
- 3:57Speaker 1: video of where they had it all set up. You know,
- 3:59Speaker 1: the whole thing is just ocean behind it. It was
- 4:02Speaker 1: gonna be a gorgeous wedding. And I got to tell you,
- 4:04Speaker 1: I was hoping to SE's some photos online of this wedding,
- 4:07Speaker 1: but I haven't seen any.
- 4:09Speaker 3: I haven't seen any.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Yeah, because those weddings down there, I've seen them before.
- 4:13Speaker 1: They have like the Trappees, people like hanging down and
- 4:16Speaker 1: you know, and then like the mermaids in the pool
- 4:18Speaker 1: and they like really do them. Oh my goodness, it's
- 4:21Speaker 1: a fancy, rich people wedding spot. So yeah, you know,
- 4:26Speaker 1: I don't. I did hang around, maybe ten minutes longer
- 4:29Speaker 1: than I should have.
- 4:30Speaker 2: I was like, I did, you would, I'm surprised you
- 4:34Speaker 2: didn't just camp out.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Well, I was just like I wanted to move out
- 4:37Speaker 1: of my parking spot so that the people that were
- 4:40Speaker 1: attending the wedding could park. But I did just sort
- 4:42Speaker 1: of hang around and watch everybody enter for a while.
- 4:46Speaker 2: You're like ordering uber Eats and just sitting there.
- 4:50Speaker 1: If only there were Uber eas on this island, somebody
- 4:52Speaker 1: can make a killing because oh yeah.
- 4:54Speaker 2: They won't deliver. There's no there's restaurants. Yeah, but they will,
- 4:59Speaker 2: and the restaurants deliver.
- 5:00Speaker 1: No nobody delivers, no golf cart, no they could though.
- 5:04Speaker 1: I told John, I was like, you could come here
- 5:06Speaker 1: next summer and you could start a business and really
- 5:09Speaker 1: make a killing on it, really make a killing.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Yeah, but alas, No.
- 5:14Speaker 1: You have to actually go get your food yourself or
- 5:16Speaker 1: cooking yourself at home like a real person. Yeah, it's
- 5:20Speaker 1: just what we're doing tonight making burgers and then you
- 5:23Speaker 1: and then with this place, you know, the problem should
- 5:26Speaker 1: go to the grocery stores, which to night we're gonna
- 5:27Speaker 1: make burgers. So I get this stuff whatever, and there
- 5:29Speaker 1: are no buns. They ran out of buns and that's it.
- 5:32Speaker 1: No more buns.
- 5:33Speaker 2: And it's it, no more buns. The next Fairy of
- 5:36Speaker 2: buns is not coming.
- 5:38Speaker 1: The fairy buns does it come? But guess what I did.
- 5:40Speaker 1: I bought hot dog buns and I'm going to cut
- 5:42Speaker 1: them in a half.
- 5:43Speaker 2: It makes sliders because I am a chef at heart.
- 5:47Speaker 3: That's right. Literally, I have a tell Kimberly about the
- 5:50Speaker 3: Indian wedding with I really have a meaning. I have
- 5:54Speaker 3: meaning to tell you.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Okay, what else do we have any other topics to
- 5:59Speaker 1: just gus before we get into this episode.
- 6:03Speaker 3: The No, it looks like you had something to say, but.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I'm going to do something there. Yeah, okay, I didn't.
- 6:15Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 6:15Speaker 1: If the dogs are allowed, I told them they could
- 6:17Speaker 1: come in this room and hang out with me.
- 6:18Speaker 3: They chose not to.
- 6:19Speaker 1: But I can't close the door because I'm only one here,
- 6:21Speaker 1: and then they'll panic and then they'll really bark.
- 6:23Speaker 3: So you know what, it just is what it is
- 6:24Speaker 3: going to be today, guys. And you can really hear them.
- 6:26Speaker 3: You can really hear them.
- 6:27Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't actually hear them. Yeah, this isn't like
- 6:30Speaker 2: phantom barking, but sometimes.
- 6:32Speaker 1: We get Nope, this is right in the room next door.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about these dummies. Not all of them
- 6:40Speaker 3: are dummies, but the two.
- 6:46Speaker 2: Eighty, that's fair.
- 6:48Speaker 3: All right, Let's start with Chicina and Starper.
- 6:51Speaker 2: So these dummies told you so? These two were in
- 6:55Speaker 2: the golf golf guard. I've got golf guard on the room.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Let me let me, let's let me pause this. You
- 7:01Speaker 2: fill the time while I yelled it off till Yeah,
- 7:04Speaker 2: that's fine. What should I talk about? She kindas boobs.
- 7:10Speaker 2: We open with her boobs, and they were noticeable and
- 7:16Speaker 2: I don't always notice them, but I really noticed them
- 7:19Speaker 2: this time. And I was just like but bazoonga, and
- 7:28Speaker 2: so I was just they again look painful and the
- 7:33Speaker 2: seat belt in the car does not fit over them. Also,
- 7:38Speaker 2: if you get into an accident, can it rupture your
- 7:41Speaker 2: breast implants?
- 7:42Speaker 3: I bet you, I bet it does. Yeah, I bet
- 7:45Speaker 3: it does.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I would think so she kinda could never do
- 7:51Speaker 2: that lady at the burlesque show with the swirling of
- 7:55Speaker 2: the boobs because they're just too tight. They're they're too full. Okay, wouldn't,
- 8:01Speaker 2: but you know what it is too.
- 8:02Speaker 1: I think that she's very thin right now, and I
- 8:05Speaker 1: think she's very She's dropped below the one twenty eight,
- 8:08Speaker 1: and I think, yeah, it makes your boobs look bigger.
- 8:10Speaker 3: I was just nosing thin her faces.
- 8:12Speaker 2: There's her and her clavical area was very thin, like
- 8:16Speaker 2: I almost noticed like an extra bone that. I was like,
- 8:19Speaker 2: what is that? Is that goiter coming out of her neck?
- 8:22Speaker 2: Or is that a bone?
- 8:24Speaker 1: Sometimes you see that with people with very like bony chest.
- 8:26Speaker 1: I'll have like an extra bone, right, But it's not.
- 8:28Speaker 1: It's just because the skin is so thin right there.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And you might have about China.
- 8:33Speaker 1: Pearl, you got to eat more, butter, I would like
- 8:39Speaker 1: some pasta with a side of butter like a brick. No,
- 8:41Speaker 1: like a hole, like a hole. Yeah, that'll be good. Yeah,
- 8:44Speaker 1: just bring it off you.
- 8:45Speaker 2: I just nicks the pasta. Just do the butter. Just
- 8:49Speaker 2: the butter with parmesan cheese on top. Actually that doesn't
- 8:53Speaker 2: that doesn't sound half fat. It los parmesan crusted butter.
- 9:00Speaker 3: You're gonna make me sick. Okay.
- 9:03Speaker 1: So they're in the car and she's like, are you
- 9:05Speaker 1: sure about this? And then she says the words no
- 9:08Speaker 1: one should ever say, which is, I always wanted a
- 9:11Speaker 1: tattoo out.
- 9:12Speaker 3: Of my neck? Why huh?
- 9:16Speaker 2: She okay, what she did? She obviously doesn't watch Love
- 9:21Speaker 2: After Loco.
- 9:22Speaker 3: No, she doesn't know what it leads to.
- 9:24Speaker 1: So she goes, yeah, and I'm getting a red tattoo
- 9:27Speaker 1: because they're not removable, Babe. It's not about being brave.
- 9:32Speaker 1: It's about showing that I'm sure about you. And then
- 9:36Speaker 1: she says she also initially thought about getting it on
- 9:39Speaker 1: her face, because that's the ultimate commitment, and so Harper goes,
- 9:45Speaker 1: oh my god, okay, no, no, no.
- 9:47Speaker 2: In fairness, compared to what she's already done to her face.
- 9:51Speaker 1: You might not know, but she wanted that, like super
- 9:53Speaker 1: thin the way we see it, and she wanted it
- 9:55Speaker 1: like under her cheekbone, like as like permanent what do
- 9:59Speaker 1: they call contour?
- 10:01Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it would be permanent contour. Or it would
- 10:03Speaker 2: be like some of the men on the show that
- 10:06Speaker 2: do the very defined beard line, much like her friend
- 10:13Speaker 2: with the cheek Josh Josh. So it would be like that,
- 10:16Speaker 2: but like instead of cheekbone hair, it would be.
- 10:21Speaker 1: The picture I sent to you of Josh earlier. It
- 10:23Speaker 1: is a you can see the line of his beard
- 10:25Speaker 1: that is drawn on.
- 10:27Speaker 2: You do that? Oh, because it's drawn is it really
- 10:30Speaker 2: drawn on?
- 10:31Speaker 3: Is drawn on?
- 10:32Speaker 2: But because I was wondering, how does she shave it
- 10:35Speaker 2: so perfectly? Is a straight line exactly? And also there's
- 10:40Speaker 2: not one single hair.
- 10:42Speaker 1: No, he has a mushroom mushroom hair style, which I
- 10:45Speaker 1: think is also not helping his look.
- 10:47Speaker 3: No, it's not, but he is a good friend. So anyways, a.
- 10:52Speaker 2: Neck tattoo that appears to be some sort of line
- 10:56Speaker 2: down his neck.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Oh, good for him, he's got one on his hand
- 11:00Speaker 1: to So he says he's going to get her lips
- 11:04Speaker 1: on his neck. And he says, the first thing I
- 11:06Speaker 1: noticed about you when I saw you as your lips
- 11:09Speaker 1: and then when my mom saw you, she said, what
- 11:12Speaker 1: are those what are those lips?
- 11:14Speaker 2: First of all, it's all anyone can see when they
- 11:17Speaker 2: first look at her.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Right right, and she goes, oh my god, babe, you
- 11:20Speaker 1: never told me that. Like what she say, that's crazy
- 11:22Speaker 1: because they're so amazing. He goes, she said, oh my god,
- 11:26Speaker 1: which is that? And she goes the babe. Now she
- 11:29Speaker 1: gets slip filler too, so she must have loved it.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Interesting just out mom on TV forgetting lip filler. I mean,
- 11:37Speaker 1: you corrupted the mom.
- 11:39Speaker 3: He said, Oh, you messed up my whole family.
- 11:41Speaker 1: So, by the way, I saw a TikTok, Instagram whatever
- 11:45Speaker 1: of Kina walking around saying that when she met Sarper,
- 11:51Speaker 1: he was living in Squander, Squander, living in Squander.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know he didn't have a happy life.
- 12:02Speaker 1: He had, you know, no good relationships in his life
- 12:05Speaker 1: at all. He had no intimacy in his life, and
- 12:07Speaker 1: he was living in Squander and.
- 12:12Speaker 2: Was covered with seamen. So that is maybe considered squalor s.
- 12:19Speaker 3: Waller is, I think is the word she was looking for.
- 12:22Speaker 3: Not to schools.
- 12:23Speaker 2: They're bad mouthing him like nobody's business, trying to get
- 12:26Speaker 2: us to think they broke up. So maybe they did
- 12:28Speaker 2: break up, or maybe all for another show.
- 12:31Speaker 3: I don't think so, absolutely don't think. So they're trying
- 12:34Speaker 3: to last resort, yeah, or Happily ever after, which is
- 12:40Speaker 3: never happily ever after. All right.
- 12:43Speaker 1: So they go to this place in la It is
- 12:45Speaker 1: the same place the Jacks from vander Pump Rules gets
- 12:48Speaker 1: his tattoos. Really, yes it is. I'm sorry I keep
- 12:52Speaker 1: trying to meet when the dogs are working. Yes, because
- 12:56Speaker 1: he went there one time to get his stossy tattoo done,
- 12:58Speaker 1: and then he went later to get.
- 12:59Speaker 2: A so yeow.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, And if anybody watches vander Pump you
- 13:06Speaker 1: you would recognize it immediately.
- 13:08Speaker 3: All right.
- 13:09Speaker 1: So she kisses a sheet and then he draws his name. Okay,
- 13:12Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to do something about these dogs.
- 13:14Speaker 3: Okay.
- 13:15Speaker 1: So the dogs are in here with me. Now, guys,
- 13:18Speaker 1: if you're watching on video, let's say there they are.
- 13:22Speaker 1: The door is shut, they can't go out. Okay, I
- 13:24Speaker 1: give you some freezing.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Okay. So she kisses a sheet and gets lots of
- 13:29Speaker 2: so she does, lots of different colors, and lots of
- 13:31Speaker 2: different sizes.
- 13:32Speaker 3: And shapes of her lips.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Did you feel like they were going to save those
- 13:36Speaker 1: for another like another client you might want them.
- 13:39Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I thought you meant he was like going
- 13:42Speaker 2: to save them and they would make like an art
- 13:44Speaker 2: project out of them, can't you see, like some sort
- 13:47Speaker 2: of Andy Warhol esque thing. Actually, I'm surprised neither of
- 13:52Speaker 2: them had some Andy Warrel type thing with the squares
- 13:56Speaker 2: of their faces.
- 13:58Speaker 3: Like we saw with Hilaria with the cancers.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Yeah, like something they would have them. Yeah, she kisses
- 14:08Speaker 2: the Yeah, it doesn't say her name right. I kept rewinding, going,
- 14:14Speaker 2: he's not putting her name right, He's just putting the
- 14:17Speaker 2: lips right.
- 14:18Speaker 3: I didn't see anywhere where to had like her name
- 14:21Speaker 3: in the middle already.
- 14:21Speaker 2: Yeah, So those lips could belong to half the women
- 14:26Speaker 2: in La, anybody on Real Housewives. They could be Amani's lips.
- 14:32Speaker 2: They could be Darcy or Stacy's lips. When later they
- 14:36Speaker 2: go to dinner with her friends, it could be any
- 14:38Speaker 2: of the lips at that table, even the men's lips.
- 14:41Speaker 2: So it's not like as big of a commitment as
- 14:46Speaker 2: what she's doing. Is all I'm saying. They broke up.
- 14:49Speaker 2: He just has lips on his He just likes women.
- 14:53Speaker 2: So he has lips on his you.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Know, Tommy Lee has those lips on his neck. I
- 14:57Speaker 1: think that they are Pamela Anderson's if I recall, but
- 15:00Speaker 1: I could be wrong, so somebody let me know.
- 15:03Speaker 3: Okay.
- 15:03Speaker 1: So then he like writes his name in lots of
- 15:06Speaker 1: different ways and then she picks which one. I have
- 15:08Speaker 1: to say that the way that it was done on
- 15:12Speaker 1: her neck, you really can't see it very much, which
- 15:14Speaker 1: is nice.
- 15:16Speaker 3: So okay.
- 15:18Speaker 1: So the tattoo artist is like, all right, so tell
- 15:20Speaker 1: me how this idea came about, and she kind of goes, well,
- 15:24Speaker 1: I finally got approval from my daughter that was okay
- 15:26Speaker 1: to be with Sarper, and so this is like just
- 15:28Speaker 1: another step in our commitment for our relationship, like our
- 15:32Speaker 1: wedding and our love. So we see her tattoo. It's
- 15:35Speaker 1: very fine line. It doesn't look terrible.
- 15:37Speaker 3: And excuse me.
- 15:42Speaker 2: I'm so sorry you guys. This podcast is called shit
- 15:45Speaker 2: shout thought, sparking, unhinged.
- 15:51Speaker 3: I don't even know where ginger went there. She is, okay, well,
- 15:53Speaker 3: this is what it is, guys.
- 15:54Speaker 2: This is what it is. I get like a visceral
- 15:58Speaker 2: reaction to sit kinda me burt.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Yeah, have you ever heard Kesha, she does like a
- 16:04Speaker 1: burp hiccup at the same time, and inevitable, inevitably, she
- 16:08Speaker 1: always does it right before we're about to record, and
- 16:10Speaker 1: she goes and I'm like, like, what the fuck was that?
- 16:16Speaker 3: Every time, and her whole body reacts, Oh, it's a
- 16:20Speaker 3: burp hickup, and You're like, sometimes she's just like white
- 16:25Speaker 3: when I hit hercord. So I'm like, she's like, oh,
- 16:28Speaker 3: I had to get it out.
- 16:30Speaker 2: Oh my god, I gotta see that.
- 16:32Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure I could find one. Okay.
- 16:37Speaker 2: But in their talking head when they go to this
- 16:38Speaker 2: talking head where she's like talking about the tattoo, she's
- 16:41Speaker 2: so thin and yeah so tan, yeah, and she was,
- 16:47Speaker 2: but she's prepping for the wedding.
- 16:49Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, that's a great point.
- 16:50Speaker 1: So she says, oh my god, babe, a tattoo of
- 16:55Speaker 1: lips on the neck is like the ultimate bad boy.
- 16:59Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, I'm still bad boy, and she's no, babe,
- 17:02Speaker 1: and he goes resigned, not retired.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Yes, he's keeping the options.
- 17:07Speaker 2: But you and Dan, we're both like, I am bad boy. No,
- 17:12Speaker 2: I am bad boy. You French bag it, No, I
- 17:14Speaker 2: am bad boy. We're not bad, bad boy for life.
- 17:19Speaker 2: I like Will Smith, who's in that movie Martin Lawrence. Yeah,
- 17:24Speaker 2: bad bad boy for life.
- 17:25Speaker 3: Yeah, so stupid.
- 17:27Speaker 1: So now they're getting ready to go out to dinner
- 17:29Speaker 1: and he's doing push ups in the mirror and staring
- 17:31Speaker 1: at himself and checking out his tattooed. I know people
- 17:34Speaker 1: do like push ups and stuff for the go to
- 17:36Speaker 1: the beach or anything, you know, but to go out
- 17:38Speaker 1: to dinner, I don't whatever.
- 17:40Speaker 3: I'm not. I don't have a body that needs to
- 17:42Speaker 3: be prepped to go anywhere.
- 17:43Speaker 2: So but he does wear skin tight shirts, so you
- 17:47Speaker 2: try and see his muscles through them, so it's not like.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Yeah, a nuturable person. And she's helping him with the shirt.
- 17:53Speaker 1: She's steaming it and she puts it on him, and
- 17:55Speaker 1: she's like, we'll just start at the bottom button, babe,
- 17:57Speaker 1: and just do that. When he goes you like it,
- 17:58Speaker 1: she goes, I do. I think it's a hot babe.
- 18:01Speaker 1: So five days to wed and she's like, how do
- 18:04Speaker 1: you feel about seeing everybody? And she goes, I'm sure
- 18:08Speaker 1: they're thinking we're taking them to dinner to invite them
- 18:11Speaker 1: to our wedding. Well it's five days away, so I
- 18:14Speaker 1: hope you let them know they're going to a wedding
- 18:16Speaker 1: in five days.
- 18:18Speaker 2: I have plans. I can't just drop everything go to.
- 18:21Speaker 1: A Wednesday wedding. So but we're not going to present
- 18:25Speaker 1: it like you're not invited. Okay, We're not presenting it
- 18:28Speaker 1: like that. It's more like we just decided to do
- 18:30Speaker 1: something intimate.
- 18:31Speaker 3: With the two of us. And he goes, look sex.
- 18:33Speaker 3: She's like, no, babe.
- 18:36Speaker 1: So they go to this bar, this restaurant that look
- 18:38Speaker 1: really cool actually, and Alexandra done. Josh, Melee and Jill
- 18:44Speaker 1: and Wendy are there, and Sarper says, yeah, we're at
- 18:48Speaker 1: the end of the ninety days and Dan goes.
- 18:50Speaker 3: Cluck is sticking Teak Talk Teak Talk bad Boy for life, and.
- 18:56Speaker 1: Sarper says, well, we've decided we will not have a
- 18:59Speaker 1: wedding and instead we're going to have a bedding with
- 19:03Speaker 1: a b a betting. It's because the bed is where
- 19:06Speaker 1: they're most comfortable and spend the most of their time,
- 19:09Speaker 1: and no one is invalued to they're betting.
- 19:15Speaker 2: This reminds me it's very did John Lennon and Yoko
- 19:20Speaker 2: oh No do like a bed.
- 19:21Speaker 3: A bed in a bed in like a sit in,
- 19:23Speaker 3: but a bed in Yeah yeah.
- 19:25Speaker 2: Yeah, so I mean literally, like next probably spend the
- 19:29Speaker 2: most time in that bed probably, and those sheets are
- 19:33Speaker 2: probably really gross. And I don't just mean semen, I
- 19:36Speaker 2: mean fake Tanner.
- 19:37Speaker 1: No, I think they're like going to an event place
- 19:39Speaker 1: where they're having a bedding.
- 19:40Speaker 3: I don't think they're doing it.
- 19:41Speaker 2: Yeah, because she did say venue.
- 19:43Speaker 1: As a venue at the betting venue. Yeah, it's like
- 19:46Speaker 1: a porn site, Like what are we doing? So the
- 19:50Speaker 1: friend Alexander goes, okay, so what about the prenup? Are
- 19:53Speaker 1: you doing a prenup? And I'm sorry? She goes, oh,
- 19:56Speaker 1: I never thought about it, And Dan says, does he
- 19:59Speaker 1: know what a prenup is?
- 20:00Speaker 3: Like he's not sitting right.
- 20:01Speaker 2: There, Oh my god, like he doesn't speak English, and
- 20:05Speaker 2: Sarper goes, yeah, I do know what it is.
- 20:07Speaker 1: And in my culture it's considered very rude, especially for
- 20:11Speaker 1: a woman to ask a man. And then Wendy starts
- 20:16Speaker 1: to explain it like, well, it's really just to protect you,
- 20:18Speaker 1: like each of you, blah blah blah, and then Josh
- 20:20Speaker 1: kind of tries to join in and then talking to it,
- 20:23Speaker 1: she kind of says, I can tell when Wendy is talking.
- 20:26Speaker 1: She's getting really worried because she's my business business manager,
- 20:29Speaker 1: and she is, you know, helped me with all my
- 20:30Speaker 1: brand deals and help me get to where I am,
- 20:32Speaker 1: so I can tell Wendy is worried. So she kind
- 20:35Speaker 1: of says, I mean, I've never thought about it, but babe,
- 20:38Speaker 1: you know, I trust you, but it might be a
- 20:39Speaker 1: good idea, like it doesn't hurt to get one, and
- 20:42Speaker 1: Josh goes right, and it also protects you, Sarper, protects
- 20:46Speaker 1: both of you, and Starper goes, no, when you get married,
- 20:49Speaker 1: you are committed to good day and bad day. And Okay,
- 20:52Speaker 1: you're right, Okay, you know what I do want, So
- 20:55Speaker 1: I do your prenup, but I ad one clause, one
- 20:57Speaker 1: clause you have to sign it. And she goes, Okay,
- 21:00Speaker 1: whatever you want to add into it, babe, And he
- 21:02Speaker 1: says it's the weight target of one hundred and twenty
- 21:05Speaker 1: eight pound. For every pound she's over, she will be
- 21:08Speaker 1: fined one thousand dollars. We'll weigh at the beginning of
- 21:10Speaker 1: each month.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Jesus, super, I literally just said I was team Surper
- 21:17Speaker 2: on one of our last podcasts on a Date with Dateline.
- 21:21Speaker 2: I'm affiliated now.
- 21:23Speaker 1: Yeah, and all the friends are like, oh my god,
- 21:26Speaker 1: what what And he says, you know, in Turkey, there's
- 21:29Speaker 1: a myth when a woman gets married she won't look
- 21:32Speaker 1: after herself anymore.
- 21:33Speaker 3: But that's not my fear.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Well I think it is, because you've been saying one
- 21:37Speaker 1: twenty eighth the whole time. Yeah, and she goes, you, guys,
- 21:40Speaker 1: he's joking. I'm like, he's just trying to say that
- 21:42Speaker 1: to get back at me. He's just joking. And she goes, okay,
- 21:45Speaker 1: but I'll agree to it because I don't care, because
- 21:47Speaker 1: I probably care more about my weight than you do.
- 21:50Speaker 1: And they're all like, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. You should care,
- 21:54Speaker 1: you should care. You should not let him, you know,
- 21:56Speaker 1: make you do this. And she goes, he's just upset
- 21:59Speaker 1: and acting out again. He's sitting right there.
- 22:02Speaker 2: Yeah. No, he'd say, he's just a child having a tantrum.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And Soper goes, look, it's just a counter offer.
- 22:10Speaker 1: You made offer. I'm a counter offer and he's talking head.
- 22:12Speaker 1: She kind of goes, this is not a shock. This
- 22:14Speaker 1: is the same guy that was weighing me from day one.
- 22:17Speaker 1: It's just his way of getting back at me for
- 22:19Speaker 1: asking for the prenup. He felt offended, so he's trying
- 22:21Speaker 1: to offend me. Okay, well then you don't need to
- 22:24Speaker 1: marry this person. This is terrible.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Also, just like whenever he gets upset, he goes so
- 22:31Speaker 2: much lower that like needs be like, yeah he could,
- 22:36Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. Like this with the family too,
- 22:40Speaker 2: Like he's it. Anytime he gets upset or triggered, he
- 22:44Speaker 2: goes so much lower than he has to go.
- 22:47Speaker 3: But he says it like with this with his wide eye.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Look at me.
- 22:50Speaker 3: I'm just so little into baby.
- 22:53Speaker 1: So and they go so she gains five pounds and
- 22:55Speaker 1: he goes five thousand dollars, and the talking head Dan
- 22:59Speaker 1: is like, I'm very concerned about this because I want
- 23:02Speaker 1: to support her, but I think she's getting manipulated here,
- 23:04Speaker 1: Like this is not good. And I said I would
- 23:06Speaker 1: be friendly, but I don't know. So all the friends
- 23:08Speaker 1: are like rolling their eyes and like, oh my god,
- 23:10Speaker 1: are you kidding? This is ridiculous? Have you lost your mind?
- 23:13Speaker 1: And Wendy goes, this is absurd.
- 23:15Speaker 2: She kind of like this is absurd, but like it
- 23:18Speaker 2: is what their marriage is based on. They do have
- 23:21Speaker 2: a very physical marriage. And yeah, I think she should
- 23:25Speaker 2: put a clause in that, like if he gets into
- 23:28Speaker 2: like a car accident and his face is like horribly disfigured,
- 23:32Speaker 2: she gets to divorce him because she would not stay
- 23:35Speaker 2: with him if he didn't look like the way he does.
- 23:38Speaker 2: So you're right, they're both super shallow. Yeah.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Or if he develops a rectile dysfunction, she can leave
- 23:45Speaker 1: him over that, right, yeah.
- 23:47Speaker 2: Or like horrible, horrible, you know, psoriasis.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Or something anything, anything, divorce from haniasis, Yeah.
- 23:57Speaker 3: And then Sarpark goes, I have more assets than her
- 23:59Speaker 3: act actually, by the way, and they're go okay, well,
- 24:02Speaker 3: then say so if you have more assets, so why
- 24:04Speaker 3: are you saying this? This prenup is also to protect you.
- 24:08Speaker 2: She kind of goes, you, guys, this is just the
- 24:10Speaker 2: way he is. He's just being vindictive. Don't worry about it.
- 24:14Speaker 1: And Josh goes, okay, what if she gained twenty pounds
- 24:16Speaker 1: and he goes twenty thousand dollars And then Sharper goes, okay,
- 24:20Speaker 1: you know what I need to leave.
- 24:21Speaker 2: You don't need to keep saying numbers, jos yay, like
- 24:24Speaker 2: the same answer each time.
- 24:25Speaker 1: It's one thousand times whatever number you said, And then
- 24:28Speaker 1: he goes, okay, so I need to leave.
- 24:29Speaker 3: I need to leave, and she goes okay.
- 24:31Speaker 1: They're all like no, sit back down, and he looks
- 24:33Speaker 1: over it and she kind of goes, will you come
- 24:35Speaker 1: bib and she goes, no, just sit back down, And
- 24:38Speaker 1: then talking, Eddy says, how can I respect such a thing? Like,
- 24:42Speaker 1: how can she request a prenup for me? It's so disrespectful.
- 24:46Speaker 1: So now we're led to believe that they're not going
- 24:48Speaker 1: to get married over the prenup.
- 24:49Speaker 3: But he's still in the States, So something happens.
- 24:52Speaker 2: Is it in Turkey? One of our Turkish people can
- 24:56Speaker 2: reach out. Is it as offensive as he is making
- 25:00Speaker 2: it out to be?
- 25:01Speaker 3: Is it that offensive?
- 25:02Speaker 1: And it's especially offensive if the woman says it right,
- 25:06Speaker 1: that's what we need to know.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Also, my assets does he have?
- 25:12Speaker 1: He's got that bottles, he's got that apartment. Maybe he
- 25:16Speaker 1: owns it, but he told his parents that to rent it, right, Yeah? Yeah,
- 25:22Speaker 1: maybe his parents have got like a big fortune that's
- 25:25Speaker 1: coming to him because he's the only child. But the
- 25:27Speaker 1: mom' said there getting lip fill or they're not going
- 25:28Speaker 1: anytime soon. They're not like super elderly. I don't know
- 25:35Speaker 1: what I don't understand what his job has ever been
- 25:37Speaker 1: besides a model and trainer and go go dancers.
- 25:40Speaker 3: So I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he has
- 25:44Speaker 3: a car we didn't see. I don't know.
- 25:46Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Let's move on and Greg and Joan. And we know
- 25:51Speaker 1: it's Greg and Joan because of the rap music.
- 25:53Speaker 3: Right right?
- 25:54Speaker 2: So Greg has paid the dowry. Good for him, Good job,
- 25:59Speaker 2: Good job, Gregory. You did it a bunch of cows
- 26:03Speaker 2: for three thousand dollars, but only because his parents are
- 26:06Speaker 2: paying for the wedding. That's the only reason he can
- 26:08Speaker 2: afford it.
- 26:09Speaker 3: Have we ever mentioned of the dad before they?
- 26:12Speaker 2: Yes, Lucille has mentioned the dad, but we've never gotten
- 26:16Speaker 2: to meet him or anything. Does for the day like
- 26:19Speaker 2: your father? I don't know. Okay, So he says the
- 26:23Speaker 2: weight has been lifted off his hoofs cute, so he's
- 26:29Speaker 2: going to surprise her. And he makes her blindfold herself,
- 26:33Speaker 2: which I don't know why. He just couldn't have said
- 26:35Speaker 2: just close your eyes seemed unnecessary. He puts on an
- 26:39Speaker 2: inflatable cow costume, yes you heard that right, and he
- 26:44Speaker 2: comes in dancing all sexy like, rubbing his utters and
- 26:50Speaker 2: he and the music the show has inserted sexy music,
- 26:54Speaker 2: and I was like, Lucille is not going to be
- 26:57Speaker 2: happy if they start doing it in the living room
- 27:00Speaker 2: while her son is wearing a sexy cow costume.
- 27:03Speaker 3: She was turned on by it. I have to say,
- 27:05Speaker 3: not Lucy Elle. Joe yeah, Joan yeah.
- 27:09Speaker 2: So he tells us that. He tells Joan I paid
- 27:13Speaker 2: the dowry. And she's as happy and showing emotion as
- 27:19Speaker 2: Joan is capable of. She's just a little reserved. She's like,
- 27:23Speaker 2: good for you, babe, I'm happy, you know. And it's
- 27:26Speaker 2: always like, is she really happy or is that just
- 27:28Speaker 2: her personality? But then they kiss and he sweezes her
- 27:32Speaker 2: butt and they're they're happy. They're I think they're very happy.
- 27:38Speaker 2: So then later she's combing out her hair, she's getting
- 27:41Speaker 2: ready for her bachelorette party that her she has no friends.
- 27:47Speaker 2: Greg's friend Laura is throwing for her. I don't think
- 27:50Speaker 2: we've ever met Laura. But so it was like, is his.
- 27:56Speaker 3: Mom saying Laura? I was confused because I thought he
- 27:58Speaker 3: was right.
- 28:00Speaker 2: So it's very nice of Laura. So he's laughing. He's like, so, Joan,
- 28:06Speaker 2: are you gonna have are you gonna have schlongs in
- 28:08Speaker 2: your face. You're going to the strip club. And she's
- 28:11Speaker 2: like schlangs. What is schlangs? And so he's trying to
- 28:14Speaker 2: describe it to her. But they're actually going to a
- 28:17Speaker 2: female strip club. And she says it's not written in
- 28:20Speaker 2: the Bible that you can go to the strip club.
- 28:22Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go and enjoy life. And I was like,
- 28:25Speaker 2: good for you, girl.
- 28:27Speaker 3: That'd be pretty specific in the Bible to make you
- 28:29Speaker 3: a strip club.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:31Speaker 2: So mother Lucille is coming and she's dressed up. She
- 28:35Speaker 2: looks great. She has a banging bod too, a thing
- 28:39Speaker 2: dressed up. I was like, go Lucille, and she's being
- 28:42Speaker 2: all sassy. She's like joking that she's like hitch hiking.
- 28:47Speaker 2: When the party limo pulls up. Yeah, like, ook at,
- 28:50Speaker 2: this is fun, Lucille. So she has abandoned her dreams
- 28:55Speaker 2: of revenge against Joan for not letting her be at
- 28:58Speaker 2: the dress fitting. She's just gonna get She says, I
- 29:00Speaker 2: can get over that. I'm gonna go and have fun.
- 29:03Speaker 2: So they get in this party Limo, I I thought
- 29:08Speaker 2: there's like string decorations up which I thought were female underwear.
- 29:13Speaker 2: They're pink. It took me way too long to realize
- 29:16Speaker 2: they are g strings and it's like the close. It's
- 29:21Speaker 2: like the outline of a male under who on the string,
- 29:26Speaker 2: lights on the string thing. I didn't know, the paper,
- 29:29Speaker 2: the paper decoration. Oh okay, I gotcha, gotcha, gotcha? Okay, No,
- 29:33Speaker 2: I did not know, sad. I was yeah, paying, And
- 29:36Speaker 2: then there's like cotton candy drinks, and then the women
- 29:38Speaker 2: are chanting like we said you gotta have fun before
- 29:44Speaker 2: you wed.
- 29:46Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 29:47Speaker 2: Is that a thing?
- 29:48Speaker 3: No, I've never heard it. They made it up on
- 29:50Speaker 3: the way there.
- 29:50Speaker 1: They got they got drunk and decided to come up
- 29:52Speaker 1: with a chant like we said you gotta have fun
- 29:55Speaker 1: before you get wed.
- 29:56Speaker 2: Yeah, that rhymes let's do it whooa okay, Because I
- 30:00Speaker 2: was like, I've never heard, I've been to bed, never
- 30:02Speaker 2: heard that. It's not catchy. I don't like it, but
- 30:05Speaker 2: that makes much more sense. They made it up on
- 30:08Speaker 2: the spot. Yes, And one of them keeps saying, here's
- 30:13Speaker 2: to Joonie and they keep calling her Joni, which is
- 30:16Speaker 2: just bizarre. That's my mom's name, and also Joan. We've
- 30:20Speaker 2: never heard anyone called Joan Joanie, not her family not Greg.
- 30:25Speaker 2: She doesn't seem like a Jony, she seems like a Joan.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Well, maybe this is her reinventing herself on Long Island.
- 30:32Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, sure, now I'm.
- 30:34Speaker 2: Joy Yeah, now I'm Jony. She does say I'm embracing
- 30:37Speaker 2: Long Island, so I'm gonna be Long Island. Yeah. So
- 30:42Speaker 2: did you notice? This was so confusing to me? And
- 30:46Speaker 2: I'm sure I'm just missing something because I'm an idiot.
- 30:49Speaker 2: So Greg's friend, Michelle is there. It says Michelle, Greg's friend.
- 30:54Speaker 2: Then there's an older lady and it says Mindy, and
- 30:57Speaker 2: then it says Greg's step Okay, why is that confusing?
- 31:04Speaker 2: So again, who are we ever going to meet the dad?
- 31:10Speaker 2: Why is this lady Mindy? So does Mindy get along
- 31:13Speaker 2: with Lucille?
- 31:14Speaker 3: Yes, must be, must be.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Listen, Let's imagine that Lucille and Greg Sr. Were married
- 31:22Speaker 1: only like five years, and then he married somebody else
- 31:27Speaker 1: in the next few years after that has had a
- 31:28Speaker 1: full life, and then everybody gets along just fine.
- 31:33Speaker 2: I mean, I love a happy, blended marriage. I hope
- 31:37Speaker 2: that this lady is nicer to Jones than some Lucille
- 31:40Speaker 2: has been sometimes, I hope Mindy, But like, are they
- 31:44Speaker 2: gonna so that means that the dad does live on
- 31:47Speaker 2: Long Island or close enough that Mindy is there, So like,
- 31:56Speaker 2: are they ever gonna go stay with the dad? And
- 31:58Speaker 2: like you're asking.
- 31:59Speaker 3: Me questions like my hus asked me in this house.
- 32:02Speaker 2: I'm just so like, Wow, there's a step mom. I'm
- 32:05Speaker 2: just so intrigued by this family dynamic. And I don't
- 32:08Speaker 2: know why, just because they keep mentioning the dad now
- 32:11Speaker 2: and like I'm just I'm so curious. I want to
- 32:14Speaker 2: know what he looks like, does the approve of the
- 32:16Speaker 2: bakery dreams? Is Mandy really supportive?
- 32:20Speaker 1: He said, you're thirty five, you can't live with me. Yeah,
- 32:22Speaker 1: I won't stay for that, but your mother will go
- 32:24Speaker 1: live with her.
- 32:25Speaker 2: I think that jon't take as many showers as she
- 32:28Speaker 2: wants without timing them.
- 32:30Speaker 3: No, Mindy wouldn't Mindy's like Nope.
- 32:33Speaker 2: About Cindy. I thought seemed a little uptight in the
- 32:36Speaker 2: one shot and then the next shot she's literally whoooo boobs,
- 32:41Speaker 2: like just wild, and it's like, I like, Mindy, can
- 32:45Speaker 2: we get more? Mindy?
- 32:47Speaker 3: I think no. I think that Here's my prediction.
- 32:50Speaker 1: On the actual wedding day, Greg's dad will come in
- 32:54Speaker 1: to say something to him, and we'll get a talking
- 32:55Speaker 1: head of Greg saying, oh, my parents' verse when I
- 32:58Speaker 1: was really young, my dad re married.
- 33:00Speaker 3: You know, everything's yeah, I think that's what will happen.
- 33:03Speaker 1: It's almost like, oh, love is blind where you never eat,
- 33:06Speaker 1: when they live in the apartment stuff. You never see
- 33:08Speaker 1: some people's families, and then like the day of the wedding,
- 33:11Speaker 1: they show up and they just say, gotcha, Yeah, my
- 33:13Speaker 1: mom didn't want a film, but she's here to support.
- 33:16Speaker 2: Me other wise, or it's going to be like, here's
- 33:17Speaker 2: my dad. He's walking Joan down the aisle and we're like,
- 33:20Speaker 2: that's nice, but has he ever met Joan?
- 33:22Speaker 1: Right, because Dad's just like I refuse to film. I'll
- 33:25Speaker 1: support you and I'll come to your wedding. I don't
- 33:28Speaker 1: want to be honest. I've heard about TLC.
- 33:30Speaker 2: No. Also, like, are there step siblings? Is it that's
- 33:33Speaker 2: her of situation? Does Greg have? I'm just curious. We've
- 33:36Speaker 2: we've just always been like, is Joan an only child?
- 33:39Speaker 2: We don't know anything about the family, And I don't
- 33:42Speaker 2: know why I'm so curious. Anyway, I was Greg.
- 33:44Speaker 3: Greg.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Greg is definitely the only child of from Luiville. We're
- 33:50Speaker 1: gonna find out he's got like four brothers that think
- 33:52Speaker 1: he's such a loser and they never lived at home
- 33:54Speaker 1: with mom, but we think he's a child.
- 33:56Speaker 2: But like Lucille's the favorite. He's Lucille's favorite for some reason,
- 34:01Speaker 2: but no one else gets why.
- 34:03Speaker 1: Right, some good We're gonna find out more. We got
- 34:06Speaker 1: to get that family dynamic on the wedding day.
- 34:08Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Like one is like a doctor, one is
- 34:12Speaker 2: like a lawyer, one is like works for the United
- 34:15Speaker 2: Nations or something. And then there's Greg who lives at home,
- 34:18Speaker 2: but like Lucille thinks he's the best one, like the
- 34:21Speaker 2: most modest. Like what's going on? Gregy got a state job.
- 34:29Speaker 2: Greg Gregy got a job with the state. It's right,
- 34:32Speaker 2: he's going to get that pension.
- 34:35Speaker 3: No, he's not.
- 34:35Speaker 2: He started when he was thirty five. I am the
- 34:40Speaker 2: the Secretary of State. Mother, it's also a state job.
- 34:43Speaker 2: It's also very important. And she's like, but not for
- 34:47Speaker 2: the state of New York. Yeah, I work for the country,
- 34:51Speaker 2: the whole country.
- 34:52Speaker 3: You know, who cares? Who cares?
- 34:53Speaker 2: No, you don't work in plumbing for New York State.
- 34:58Speaker 2: So one of the women's starts a game of never
- 35:01Speaker 2: have I ever? And the first one is have sex
- 35:06Speaker 2: in a public place, and Lucille reveals that she has.
- 35:10Speaker 2: She goes, unfortunately, I have, but you can't remember the details,
- 35:15Speaker 2: any of the details.
- 35:16Speaker 3: But somebody else said, I wish, Yeah.
- 35:19Speaker 2: I wish. Lucille Yeah, she doesn't remember the details, but
- 35:25Speaker 2: she remembers that she has done it, so it's like
- 35:27Speaker 2: it's a core memory, but she doesn't know with whom
- 35:31Speaker 2: or where. Then the next one is pete in the shower,
- 35:35Speaker 2: which seems like kind of a weird one after sex
- 35:39Speaker 2: in a public place. Yes, usually like ramp up, I
- 35:43Speaker 2: feel like, start with something smaller, like right in the shower,
- 35:46Speaker 2: and then go to sex in a public place. And
- 35:49Speaker 2: then the friend likes to stir up some shit and
- 35:51Speaker 2: she's like, Joan, how many times have you pete in
- 35:54Speaker 2: Lucille's shower? And Joan says always? And do you think
- 36:00Speaker 2: Lucille is going to like hulk her way out of
- 36:02Speaker 2: the limo? And but she but she's in such a
- 36:06Speaker 2: good mood. She goes, but Joan cleans up a lot,
- 36:09Speaker 2: so it's fine. It's like they're getting along so great.
- 36:11Speaker 3: Look at that, I don't care she bes shower.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Yeah. So they go to the strip club and Lucille
- 36:19Speaker 2: jokes that one of the girl's butts are like two
- 36:21Speaker 2: water balloons, and Joan laughs, and it's like they're sitting
- 36:25Speaker 2: next to each other, Lucille and Joan being best friends
- 36:29Speaker 2: together forever. The fun never ends. And the friend buys
- 36:34Speaker 2: Joan a lap dance, and she's like very concerned, like
- 36:38Speaker 2: she's gonna put her butt in my face. She feels
- 36:40Speaker 2: awkward sitting next to Lucille, but she looks over and
- 36:43Speaker 2: realizes Lucille is having the time of her life. I mean,
- 36:46Speaker 2: this is a woman who feeds chickens and monitors the
- 36:51Speaker 2: length of showers and is an uber driver. She is
- 36:54Speaker 2: having her living her best life at this moment. So
- 36:57Speaker 2: then she realizes she can relax a little. And then
- 37:00Speaker 2: the stripper is dancing with her butt in Lucille's face too,
- 37:04Speaker 2: and Lucille is like pat and the butt, And then
- 37:06Speaker 2: she tells us. She says, don't don't be getting any ideas, Joan,
- 37:11Speaker 2: I don't want to hear you doing that booty dance upstairs.
- 37:15Speaker 2: She always has to relate it to having sex with
- 37:18Speaker 2: her son.
- 37:19Speaker 3: Uh huh, it's weird.
- 37:20Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird, but they're having a great time. It's
- 37:23Speaker 2: like the most pure scene at a strip club ever.
- 37:27Speaker 3: Yeah, because yeah, because it's.
- 37:29Speaker 2: Just good natured family fun.
- 37:31Speaker 3: It's just strip club, just like Gino and his cousins.
- 37:34Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's right.
- 37:36Speaker 1: Love a girl, ride you like a dog on a stage.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Just the good old fashioned family fun at the strip.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Good.
- 37:45Speaker 3: Okay.
- 37:45Speaker 1: Matt and Amani and Annie. So Amani is with Matt.
- 37:51Speaker 1: They're waking up the morning and he goes, wow, woke
- 37:54Speaker 1: up feeling so heavy. It's not because of these two
- 37:57Speaker 1: footprints on my chest. That's not the reason. And he goes, yeah,
- 38:03Speaker 1: last night was wild. And he's like, are you ready
- 38:06Speaker 1: to go home? She says almost, I'm almost ready to
- 38:08Speaker 1: go home. So they go sit by the hot tub
- 38:12Speaker 1: and she says, I just don't want any sob stories
- 38:15Speaker 1: from her and all that bullshit, and he goes, yeah,
- 38:17Speaker 1: and I don't want to talk to her, and I
- 38:18Speaker 1: ever say everything's lost in translation. So Annie calls and
- 38:23Speaker 1: says she wants to come and talk to them and explain.
- 38:26Speaker 1: She can bring her friend who can translate for them.
- 38:30Speaker 1: I never trust a friend that's a translator. Because it's
- 38:32Speaker 1: like they could be skewed. You should bring like a whatever.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Literally, don't care as long as he's better looking than Ray.
- 38:39Speaker 3: As long as he doesn't look like that guy.
- 38:41Speaker 2: Go back under your bridge.
- 38:43Speaker 3: Ray.
- 38:44Speaker 2: No, we have a new translator in town.
- 38:46Speaker 1: Also, Diego probably works for production, let's be honest. So
- 38:51Speaker 1: because they didn't make any like, who's this guy? Is
- 38:54Speaker 1: he one of your clients?
- 38:55Speaker 3: Right?
- 38:55Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't say anything. They're like, oh, you mean
- 38:57Speaker 1: Diego that runs the boom mic? All right, So she
- 39:02Speaker 1: shows up? Is this twenty minutes later? Annie shows up.
- 39:04Speaker 1: She's literally in a wool sweater, and Amani isn't a
- 39:08Speaker 1: crop tube top.
- 39:10Speaker 3: What's the weather? Said? Eighty is at thirty? What's happening?
- 39:14Speaker 2: Also, I was gonna say, Amani's not used to the
- 39:17Speaker 2: hot weather of Mexico, And then I remember she lives
- 39:20Speaker 2: forty minutes away.
- 39:22Speaker 1: She lives forty five minutes at the north in Yeah,
- 39:24Speaker 1: San Diego, San Francisco, San Diego, Francisco, San.
- 39:30Speaker 2: Diego, Okay, San Diego.
- 39:32Speaker 1: So speaking of Diego, not San Diego, Diego. The friend
- 39:36Speaker 1: is there and they don't shake cancer say nice to
- 39:38Speaker 1: meet you. That's why I was like Oh, they already
- 39:40Speaker 1: know him because they don't go. They don't go, hey,
- 39:42Speaker 1: nice to meet you. I'm Matt's like when Ray walked up,
- 39:45Speaker 1: they introduced themselves. Diego walks up an sit down loser.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, like, I don't see them
- 39:52Speaker 2: being that nice to anyone, like people in restaurants and
- 39:56Speaker 2: stuff like. I just don't feel like they are nice
- 39:59Speaker 2: to the weight staff. I don't feel like they tip well.
- 40:03Speaker 2: I feel like they are too busy having some sort
- 40:06Speaker 2: of overly dramatic conversation to even acknowledge the presence of
- 40:11Speaker 2: the person putting down their tacos.
- 40:13Speaker 3: I would agree with all that. So she says, I'm
- 40:16Speaker 3: going to explain everything, but you know, Ray is liars.
- 40:20Speaker 3: He's full of liars.
- 40:21Speaker 1: And my full name is Brenda Annie and then she
- 40:27Speaker 1: changed it later to Annie and she says I was
- 40:29Speaker 1: a victim of abuse in my marriage. I had to
- 40:32Speaker 1: get a restraining order against my husband. And they said,
- 40:35Speaker 1: but are you divorced, and she says, yes, I have
- 40:38Speaker 1: the paper the like abuse schmoose.
- 40:41Speaker 3: You know, we don't really care about that.
- 40:43Speaker 2: We don't care. Are you legally married right now?
- 40:46Speaker 3: You look fine to us.
- 40:47Speaker 4: Keep going seriously, they don't seem to care that much.
- 40:51Speaker 3: And she says she has the paper showing that she
- 40:54Speaker 3: got divorced.
- 40:54Speaker 1: She says, but what happens in Mexico is one person
- 40:59Speaker 1: wants the divorce and the other doesn't. They have to
- 41:01Speaker 1: do an investigation. It's many years for her paperwork and
- 41:05Speaker 1: tears and having to go to court. And during that time,
- 41:08Speaker 1: she couldn't put anything in her name because of the marriage.
- 41:11Speaker 3: And maybe that's because they have the rule where it's.
- 41:13Speaker 1: Like if one spouse gets it, it's joined automatically. She
- 41:17Speaker 1: couldn't put anything in her name because of the marriage,
- 41:20Speaker 1: so she went with the other name. And maybe this
- 41:22Speaker 1: is also explaining why she opened this bank account to
- 41:24Speaker 1: keep her money separate from this guy.
- 41:27Speaker 3: And that nomani.
- 41:28Speaker 1: They seem to get it, like wow, and then they say, gosh,
- 41:31Speaker 1: we feel bad. We thought she was a swindler. And
- 41:35Speaker 1: they said they use the word swindler, and she says,
- 41:39Speaker 1: she says, a trickster, She's a tender swindler.
- 41:44Speaker 2: She's a flim flam artist.
- 41:51Speaker 5: So that's all I got off the bat, I think, Chris,
- 41:57Speaker 5: And they say, she says she's sorry she didn't tell
- 42:00Speaker 5: them about her bad past, and they go, oh huh,
- 42:04Speaker 5: and they say, this is.
- 42:04Speaker 1: The most vulnerable she's ever been. And they're like, thank
- 42:08Speaker 1: you for being so open. Diego get away from us.
- 42:12Speaker 1: Oh go over there, diego. We don't want to look
- 42:15Speaker 1: at you anymore. So Annie says, this relationship is three people,
- 42:20Speaker 1: not four, meaning Ray, and you shouldn't have believed him
- 42:25Speaker 1: when I was telling you. And they all agree, Oh, well,
- 42:28Speaker 1: we're going to be more open. They can't wait to
- 42:30Speaker 1: meet your family. It's going to be so wonderful. And
- 42:33Speaker 1: Amani sorry, but like she's still friends with Ray, and
- 42:37Speaker 1: she still wants them to send her money through Ray,
- 42:41Speaker 1: but he's full of lies and they shouldn't trust him.
- 42:45Speaker 1: They could set up an account for her where she
- 42:46Speaker 1: could send the money that way, do you know what
- 42:48Speaker 1: I mean? If she's got this American money, they could
- 42:51Speaker 1: set it up for her like Ray did.
- 42:54Speaker 3: Right.
- 42:55Speaker 1: So they're like, oh, we can't wait to meet your family.
- 42:57Speaker 1: And Amani again brushing over the fact that she just
- 43:00Speaker 1: said she was abused by her ex husband the training order.
- 43:02Speaker 1: Amani goes, are you going to tell them I'm your girlfriend?
- 43:05Speaker 1: Are you going to tell them I'm your girlfriend?
- 43:07Speaker 3: Right? Right? Right?
- 43:09Speaker 2: The narcissism of this woman, and she is not going
- 43:13Speaker 2: to ask a single follow up question nope, or say
- 43:16Speaker 2: I am so sorry to hear that.
- 43:18Speaker 3: Right, Wow, what you went through sounds terrible? Yeah, nope, am.
- 43:23Speaker 2: I gonna be the girlfriend?
- 43:25Speaker 3: Right?
- 43:26Speaker 1: And then they do a thrupple hug and they push
- 43:28Speaker 1: Diego in the pool because he's ugly, and.
- 43:33Speaker 3: That's it.
- 43:37Speaker 2: Oh, poor Ray, Poor Ray.
- 43:40Speaker 1: Okay, God, you know you know Ray is going to
- 43:42Speaker 1: be on the tell all you know for sure.
- 43:45Speaker 2: I'm so excited. You're right.
- 43:47Speaker 1: Yeah, They're definitely gonna bring him on. And I mean,
- 43:49Speaker 1: I love Ray. They do the tells in New York.
- 43:52Speaker 1: I don't know if they pay for Ray to come
- 43:53Speaker 1: to New York, but they definitely pay for him to
- 43:55Speaker 1: be one of those giant head TVs.
- 43:57Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're gonna be like, oh that screen is
- 43:59Speaker 2: too bid. Oh everybody, everybody back up, Zoom out, zoom
- 44:04Speaker 2: how do you make that lower resolution?
- 44:07Speaker 3: So we Jessica and Wan, we're sorry he's sitting on
- 44:09Speaker 3: your end.
- 44:10Speaker 2: Look away, look away, don't look directly at it. Your
- 44:14Speaker 2: face will melt off.
- 44:16Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of Jessica and One, let's move on to
- 44:19Speaker 1: Jessica and Wan and Megan and Herbie and the baby.
- 44:24Speaker 2: So there's still at the rental house in the morning
- 44:26Speaker 2: after the tamous bachelorette party, bachelor bacherette party.
- 44:31Speaker 3: No one he had boobs robbed on him that, oh
- 44:34Speaker 3: he did have boobs.
- 44:35Speaker 2: You're right, he had boobs. So he he's telling his
- 44:38Speaker 2: cousin that he told Jessica that the cruise life was
- 44:42Speaker 2: a call in and he must answer, and he thought
- 44:47Speaker 2: she was drunk and happy enough that it might be
- 44:49Speaker 2: a good time to bring it up. But he's realizing
- 44:52Speaker 2: now that that didn't work. She was lucid enough to
- 44:54Speaker 2: understand the words coming out of his mouth and it
- 44:57Speaker 2: didn't go well. Also, she kind of snapped right out
- 45:00Speaker 2: of it. She was like happy drunk, and then he
- 45:02Speaker 2: said it and she was like, what.
- 45:05Speaker 1: I just remember we said that red lipstick all over Yeah.
- 45:10Speaker 2: So uh. His cousin tells us that Wan is a
- 45:15Speaker 2: macho man. He's a bad boy for life.
- 45:19Speaker 3: He's a bad boy.
- 45:20Speaker 2: Bad boy comes just pops his head and he is
- 45:24Speaker 2: not macho man. I am macho man.
- 45:26Speaker 3: Does he have lip tattoo on his neck?
- 45:28Speaker 2: And oh he did not. He did have her lipstick
- 45:34Speaker 2: because of the strip after The Bachelor at Parce, she
- 45:36Speaker 2: kissed his neck and then he had.
- 45:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's gonna get that, but it's not.
- 45:40Speaker 2: Really I have real tattoo on my.
- 45:42Speaker 3: Neck, real man. Yeah.
- 45:46Speaker 2: So he's like, Wan is a macho man who's struggling
- 45:50Speaker 2: because his wife is supporting him financially, and Jessica needs
- 45:53Speaker 2: to put herself in his shoes. I love one, and
- 45:58Speaker 2: I think he is sable in Pooptown, USA, But I
- 46:04Speaker 2: even I think that Wan needs to put himself in
- 46:07Speaker 2: Jessica's basic bitch word shoes art.
- 46:12Speaker 3: Shoe right on the top, shoe walk.
- 46:17Speaker 2: Uh, get to step in, girl in her shoes because
- 46:23Speaker 2: she's a new mom raising a baby alone. And now
- 46:27Speaker 2: you want you've just gotten there. You're finally going to
- 46:30Speaker 2: live together for the first time in your relationship, and
- 46:32Speaker 2: you're going to peace out for eight months out of
- 46:35Speaker 2: the year. No, sir, no way, Jose, No no way, Wan,
- 46:40Speaker 2: no way, Wan, that's not gonna fly. So meanwhile, Jessica
- 46:44Speaker 2: is telling Robomegan about what happened, and I was kind
- 46:49Speaker 2: of thinking we were gonna get Like Jessica was so
- 46:52Speaker 2: drunk she didn't actually remember what he said, but she
- 46:55Speaker 2: remembers it and he could just pretend it never happened.
- 46:59Speaker 2: That would be great. Like she's just like, what happened
- 47:02Speaker 2: last night?
- 47:02Speaker 3: No?
- 47:02Speaker 2: Nothing, and I didn't tell you anything. So she tells Megan.
- 47:08Speaker 2: Meghan is thrilled because she hates one and now she
- 47:12Speaker 2: has another reason to object at the wedding. She's just
- 47:15Speaker 2: like making a list and check, wait.
- 47:17Speaker 1: And wait until she finds out that Herbie knew this
- 47:20Speaker 1: all along and didn't tell her. It's gonna be a
- 47:21Speaker 1: rough night at that house.
- 47:23Speaker 2: Man, he needs to save it for when he's in
- 47:26Speaker 2: the doghouse and then pull out all the gossip to
- 47:29Speaker 2: get his he's.
- 47:29Speaker 3: At the doghouse. Remember how drunk he was the night before?
- 47:32Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true. So Jessica explains to us that
- 47:36Speaker 2: two contracts ago. One was supposed to quit, but the
- 47:40Speaker 2: visa hasn't come through, so they decided he could sign
- 47:42Speaker 2: on for one more contract and then that was it.
- 47:45Speaker 2: This has already been the deal they decided upon, and
- 47:48Speaker 2: so she's pissed and I would be too. She's way
- 47:51Speaker 2: calmer than I would be, and she's asking one about it.
- 47:54Speaker 2: She's doing like this like fake mile though thing that
- 47:59Speaker 2: she does a lot, and she's like, I would prefer
- 48:02Speaker 2: if you would just find a job here and try
- 48:06Speaker 2: to be happy here, honey, you know. But it's like
- 48:12Speaker 2: she wants to kill him, and she's like, you would
- 48:15Speaker 2: want to be away from me and David for eight
- 48:19Speaker 2: months And he's like, I don't want to, but it's
- 48:22Speaker 2: a great way to make money. And there are lots
- 48:24Speaker 2: of parents working on those boats that are away from
- 48:27Speaker 2: their kids. So this is just the way it is.
- 48:31Speaker 2: And so then they go back home and it's twenty
- 48:34Speaker 2: five days to wed and Herbie and Megan are stopping by.
- 48:38Speaker 2: He just cannot get away from them. It's like we
- 48:40Speaker 2: just saw them and they've brought stuff to make paper
- 48:44Speaker 2: flowers because he asked for more Colombian culture at the wedding,
- 48:48Speaker 2: and he goes, I didn't ask for flowers, and Jessica goes,
- 48:56Speaker 2: you asked for Colombian and he goes, we do paper
- 49:01Speaker 2: flowers in Colombia.
- 49:03Speaker 3: He was like, I've been to a lot of weddings.
- 49:05Speaker 3: I've never seen this.
- 49:06Speaker 2: I've never seen them, and Jessica goes, well, I googled
- 49:10Speaker 2: it and the internet said that they are at Columbian weddings.
- 49:14Speaker 2: So you're gonna have to deal with it. And Megan
- 49:16Speaker 2: knows how to make them, so we're gonna make them.
- 49:18Speaker 2: And then he picks the colors of the Colombian flag
- 49:21Speaker 2: and they all sit down and do like crafting, and
- 49:23Speaker 2: Megan is teaching them like she's the annoying art teacher.
- 49:26Speaker 4: She's like, fold here, you want a one inch border
- 49:31Speaker 4: when you fold, make crisp edges and then fold it
- 49:36Speaker 4: in good job one that you want to right angle.
- 49:39Speaker 2: I was like, God, she's so annoying in teaching art.
- 49:42Speaker 2: So she's like it that annoying art teacher that asks
- 49:46Speaker 2: you too many questions about the girl that you cheated with.
- 49:49Speaker 2: So she's yeah, she'd be like teaching you how to
- 49:55Speaker 2: fold and be like, why did you cheat on my friend?
- 49:58Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, well you know. Also she'll have the baby
- 50:01Speaker 3: fall over, so that wasn't good.
- 50:02Speaker 2: Well, so that it was a hilarious moment of physical
- 50:05Speaker 2: comedy because Davey just falls flat on his face and
- 50:08Speaker 2: like he was drunk, and Herbie goes Meggan like it
- 50:14Speaker 2: was Megan's fault because I guess because he was sitting
- 50:17Speaker 2: in front of her. And then she's like he slipped.
- 50:19Speaker 2: It's like what did he slip on? He was sitting
- 50:21Speaker 2: down and then she's like, I'm sorry, but I didn't
- 50:25Speaker 2: think it was her fault. He was just sitting there.
- 50:27Speaker 3: But he really likes her.
- 50:29Speaker 1: The baby likes her because I think he thinks maybe
- 50:31Speaker 1: it's the mom the same.
- 50:33Speaker 2: Person, like yeah, yeah, So they're making the flowers and
- 50:37Speaker 2: Wan goes, it takes a lot of work to make
- 50:39Speaker 2: one flower, and Jessica goes, well, you wanted Columbia at
- 50:43Speaker 2: the wedding. She does a lot of that, like it's
- 50:47Speaker 2: always like, but this is what you asked for, so
- 50:50Speaker 2: we're doing it for you.
- 50:51Speaker 1: He wanted to do more of the white shirts for
- 50:53Speaker 1: the guys, and he wanted more of that. But this
- 50:56Speaker 1: is possibly going to be snowing during their wedding. They
- 50:59Speaker 1: can't wear these like thin linen shirts, you know.
- 51:02Speaker 2: I think they there better be more than this. I think, yeah,
- 51:06Speaker 2: have the DJ play some Colombian music. Maybe you could
- 51:10Speaker 2: surprise him with like one Colombian dish or something like,
- 51:15Speaker 2: and maybe you bring him a shirt. If they do
- 51:17Speaker 2: have to move inside because there is an avalanche outside,
- 51:20Speaker 2: you bring him inside and you surprised him with one
- 51:24Speaker 2: of those shirts that he wanted to wear or learn
- 51:27Speaker 2: a Colombian dance like Clayton with the guinea pigs. Did
- 51:31Speaker 2: I mean, I know she's busy with three kids.
- 51:34Speaker 1: He learned that Permian dance and he was like with
- 51:36Speaker 1: the hat, yeah right, yeah, yeah right, I remember guy.
- 51:41Speaker 1: Yeah she didn't but that was yeah, yeah, yeah, she
- 51:45Speaker 1: didn't love much.
- 51:46Speaker 2: Of what he did. Know.
- 51:48Speaker 3: They're still together.
- 51:48Speaker 2: To be fair, I think one would like it, but
- 51:52Speaker 2: like I felt like the flowers, she's acting like she
- 51:56Speaker 2: deserves a parade for doing this flowers, and I feel
- 51:59Speaker 2: like she does that with a lot of things. And
- 52:02Speaker 2: it's like if you have to beg for like thank
- 52:04Speaker 2: yous all the time, like yeah, it means that you're
- 52:07Speaker 2: annoying and people don't want to give you thank yous
- 52:09Speaker 2: all the time. But she also is doing a lot.
- 52:12Speaker 2: She's raising three kids, so correct, So then Megan is
- 52:18Speaker 2: so annoying. They're all getting along and having fun and
- 52:21Speaker 2: she's like smiling. So Wan, after the bachelor party, why
- 52:25Speaker 2: did you bring the cruise up? I was so confused,
- 52:29Speaker 2: like it makes no sense to me, and I'm smiling,
- 52:33Speaker 2: So you know that this is like just good natured and.
- 52:37Speaker 3: It's none of your business beyond.
- 52:40Speaker 2: Yep, and Herbie's smiling like, it's my wife so pretty
- 52:43Speaker 2: when she smiles, and it means she's not mad at
- 52:46Speaker 2: me because she's all up into your relationship. So she's
- 52:50Speaker 2: just noticed that I hate her. So he goes, Wan goes.
- 52:54Speaker 2: My career is on boats. You know, I don't know
- 52:56Speaker 2: what else to do. I didn't go to school for anything.
- 52:58Speaker 2: The jobs around here suck and they're with poop, and
- 53:02Speaker 2: so you know, that's why I brought it up. And
- 53:05Speaker 2: Meghan is like telling us it makes me worried because
- 53:09Speaker 2: the cruise ship isn't a life for your family, for
- 53:12Speaker 2: my family, I mean for his family. I understand that
- 53:15Speaker 2: we're not in the same family because I'm not actually
- 53:18Speaker 2: his wife. I kind of understand that. So Meghan leave,
- 53:22Speaker 2: go floss and kill someone like that's what I have
- 53:26Speaker 2: to say to you. So after Meghan and Herbie leave, uh,
- 53:31Speaker 2: Juan thanks Jessica for the flowers because he knows she
- 53:34Speaker 2: must get thank you like a lot. And then but
- 53:39Speaker 2: there's just something about her, like she comes in and
- 53:42Speaker 2: she's like the baby's asleep. I did a great job,
- 53:45Speaker 2: a score for mama. I succeeded. She keeps like bit
- 53:49Speaker 2: like like she's wanting him to say thank you or something.
- 53:52Speaker 1: Well, And I think when you act that way is
- 53:55Speaker 1: because it's like you're you really need words of affirmation
- 53:59Speaker 1: and your partner is just not into it.
- 54:01Speaker 2: So you feel like if I just prompt you, you'll
- 54:05Speaker 2: give me the words of afrom it. It's just like
- 54:06Speaker 2: people be like, how do you think this outfit looks?
- 54:08Speaker 2: Because you want somebody to go, oh, it looks great.
- 54:11Speaker 2: You know.
- 54:11Speaker 1: It's just like prompting people for it because somehow that's
- 54:14Speaker 1: something that you really really need. Yeah, and the other
- 54:17Speaker 1: person is just not giving it.
- 54:18Speaker 2: So it's like pulling teeth getting it. And then does
- 54:23Speaker 2: it even mean anything if you have to keep prompting that, No,
- 54:26Speaker 2: it doesn't.
- 54:26Speaker 1: They're just they're forced to say it. They're like, oh,
- 54:28Speaker 1: now the answer is this not because I felt it?
- 54:31Speaker 2: So he goes, well, thank you for the flowers, and
- 54:33Speaker 2: she goes, well, I knew you wanted Colombian and he's like, well,
- 54:38Speaker 2: thank you, and she's like, so I did it because
- 54:40Speaker 2: I knew it was important to you. And he's like,
- 54:44Speaker 2: thank you. It's appreciated, like yeah, yeah, you see it.
- 54:49Speaker 2: Am I making this up? Or is she does this
- 54:51Speaker 2: a lot.
- 54:52Speaker 1: She does, but I think, but I think that's the reason,
- 54:55Speaker 1: is that he probably never even says like you a.
- 54:57Speaker 3: Great babe, or wow, thanks for this or nothing, you know,
- 55:01Speaker 3: I think, and being.
- 55:02Speaker 2: A mom is a thankless job, and she is like
- 55:05Speaker 2: a single mom for a long time before you got
- 55:08Speaker 2: there and raising these other two boys. Like I'm sure
- 55:11Speaker 2: it's a thankless job. Like I get it. I'm not
- 55:13Speaker 2: trying to dog on her too much, but it does
- 55:16Speaker 2: feel like she they need to go to therapy and
- 55:19Speaker 2: figure out like this is. This is sort of language.
- 55:22Speaker 3: Is my love language? This is something makes me feel
- 55:24Speaker 3: like you care if you just yeah, verbally tell me
- 55:27Speaker 3: that I did a good job today or something, you know. Yeah.
- 55:29Speaker 2: Yeah, Like on the Valley when Danny was telling the
- 55:33Speaker 2: guys about love languages and it's a test that you
- 55:36Speaker 2: take and Jack said, is it at CVS? Do you
- 55:41Speaker 2: remember that? I think he was kidding, but it was
- 55:45Speaker 2: very funny.
- 55:46Speaker 1: He's used to picking up those kind of tests at CVS,
- 55:49Speaker 1: so he wasn't.
- 55:50Speaker 3: He just thought he could just throw that one in
- 55:52Speaker 3: his cart.
- 55:52Speaker 2: Can I just put penicillin on it?
- 55:54Speaker 3: Yeah? I was gonna take some.
- 55:56Speaker 2: Yeah, So she's like, I didn't want to talk about
- 56:00Speaker 2: this in front of Herbie and Meghan, even though Meghan
- 56:04Speaker 2: totally brought it up in front of everybody. Yes, also
- 56:07Speaker 2: again to defend Meghan, and I hate doing that. I'm
- 56:09Speaker 2: sure production tells her to bring this up when they
- 56:13Speaker 2: are all having a good time, but it's still annoying.
- 56:16Speaker 2: So she's like, I didn't want to talk about this
- 56:17Speaker 2: in front of Herbie and Meghan, but I don't want
- 56:20Speaker 2: to be a cruise wife. And basically it's me or
- 56:22Speaker 2: the cruise, and he goes, I never thought you'd ask
- 56:26Speaker 2: me to make that choice. And I'm staring because I
- 56:31Speaker 2: think he's going to go because it's not a choice.
- 56:34Speaker 2: It's obviously I pick my family. But he doesn't say that.
- 56:37Speaker 2: He just says, I never thought you'd ask to make
- 56:40Speaker 2: that choice. And then he tells us that Jessica never
- 56:44Speaker 2: used to tell me what to do or tried to
- 56:46Speaker 2: control me. You only saw her for like four days
- 56:50Speaker 2: at a time, right on an island vacation. She was
- 56:55Speaker 2: in a bikini on vacation mode. You're getting mom mode,
- 57:00Speaker 2: and yeah, real life farting in front of you. Now,
- 57:03Speaker 2: this is real life Jessica. Like this is not. You
- 57:09Speaker 2: can if you want to know so. But you know,
- 57:15Speaker 2: like it's again that vacation mode thing. All these cumpanies.
- 57:18Speaker 2: They think it's going to be exactly like a bang
- 57:20Speaker 2: fest like it was on vacation, and it's never anything
- 57:23Speaker 2: like that. Like John's being so cranky now because now
- 57:27Speaker 2: she has a job and kids and.
- 57:30Speaker 1: And now she's also supporting him. She's got a whole
- 57:32Speaker 1: nother person here is support because he can't work for
- 57:34Speaker 1: X amount of time.
- 57:35Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, so he says, I don't think the ultimatum
- 57:40Speaker 2: is fair. He tells us that, but he tells her
- 57:44Speaker 2: I love my job. And again it's like dot dot da,
- 57:49Speaker 2: and you think he's gonna say, but I love you
- 57:52Speaker 2: and pooptown USA way more, all the poop patties. I
- 57:56Speaker 2: love him so much more, gros being on the cruise
- 58:01Speaker 2: And after the longest pause ever, like it's not edited,
- 58:06Speaker 2: it's a long pause. Yeah, he goes, I will pick
- 58:11Speaker 2: my family if I have to. I picked the baby.
- 58:16Speaker 2: I pick the baby, and you, of course I'm not
- 58:19Speaker 2: going back to the cruise ship and they pinky promise,
- 58:24Speaker 2: and then he to us reflects on his passion that
- 58:28Speaker 2: he has for cruise life and how it's the first
- 58:30Speaker 2: time in his life that he's ever felt alive and
- 58:33Speaker 2: he's so sad to give it up, and he goes
- 58:38Speaker 2: it is what it is, I guess, and we just
- 58:41Speaker 2: watch the light drain from his eyes.
- 58:43Speaker 3: Poor thing. It's really bad.
- 58:46Speaker 2: It's just But again I see her side do like
- 58:49Speaker 2: I wouldn't want him to go either. This is just
- 58:51Speaker 2: not right. This whole match is just not the whole
- 58:55Speaker 2: lifestyles don't match up.
- 58:56Speaker 1: I agree, I agree, And again they could just move
- 58:59Speaker 1: to a little bit more exciting town forty five minutes away.
- 59:02Speaker 1: I know that would make it harder for her to
- 59:04Speaker 1: like trade the older kids off with the ex husband,
- 59:06Speaker 1: but that might just be what they need to do. Yeah, okay,
- 59:11Speaker 1: let's move on to Sean and Aaliyah.
- 59:14Speaker 3: We open up with.
- 59:15Speaker 1: Alah doing some uh, laser hair removal on her legs.
- 59:18Speaker 1: He's gotten her new little device and you can do
- 59:20Speaker 1: laser hair removal on your legs with it.
- 59:22Speaker 3: It hurts.
- 59:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I have one of those, and I didn't know
- 59:28Speaker 2: you were supposed to wear those glasses.
- 59:32Speaker 1: I think it's yeah, like, if you ever get any
- 59:33Speaker 1: kind of laser on your face, people are always wearing
- 59:36Speaker 1: protective glasses.
- 59:37Speaker 2: Yeah, and it did occur to me. I just kind
- 59:39Speaker 2: of look away.
- 59:41Speaker 3: Are you zapping your legs?
- 59:43Speaker 2: Yes? Wow, it makes like a really bright flash, and
- 59:49Speaker 2: so I try to like look away. But I should
- 59:51Speaker 2: have been wearing classic glasses. Yeah. It did not come
- 59:55Speaker 2: with glasses or suggests wearing glasses. Oh okay, Well, the
- 59:58Speaker 2: most about it, it does doesn't work on my hair
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: at all because my hair's too light. Because after I
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: bought it, I read in the instructions it says you
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: have it will not really work on blonde hair. And
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: I was like, I tried to return it and they
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: wouldn't let me return it.
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: Who wouldn't take it?
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: Whatever?
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: The stupid company was, Okay, it was like Amazon.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: I was like, I'll call jo Jeff Bezos right now.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Okay, let's okay. Sean at Lee Okay. She says she's
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: doing the laser hair removal on her legs. He's like,
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: do you like the new laser hair removal toy?
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: I got you. She's like yes, uh huh ouch.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: So he brings in the prenup because you think he
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: could take a break from that for a minute. So
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: he says it's this is the prenuptial agreement, I'm going
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: to need you just sign it. And she's like huh,
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: and he says, I'm trying to be practical. I'm not
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: trying to put a damper on the wedding, but this
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: is just like a practical thing we have to do,
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: and he goes, you know, I've been I feel, you know,
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: very supportive of you, and this is just something that
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: I feel I need to protect myself in case the
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: changes get too much or too far. So basically he's
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: letting her know, if you go all the way to
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: the genital reassignment surgery in genital affirmation, thank.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: You, then gender affirmation.
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: I think I'm talking about if she does the genitals.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you're saying. That is That's where
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: I dropped the line. Is that in the pre neptlick?
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Is it spelled out like that?
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: I wonder.
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: He says he needs to protect himself in case the
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: changes get too much or too far. So he said,
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: you know, like we talked about on the beach, I
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: don't know what my level is of what I'm going
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: to write, and he goes, he said, it's for me.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: It's just some guarantee that I could put my mind
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: at ease. And he's trying to explain to her his
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: side of it. So in the talking head, she says,
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: you know, we went to the beach and he told
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: me he was having these difficult thoughts about my changes,
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: and the pre shows me that he's very insecure about
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: our future. And now it's going to be very hard
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: to think about this wedding if he's already thinking about
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: the end. She seems like usually in these situations we
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: see like one person is not for the prenup because
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: they think you're already planning for the end. The other
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: person's like, I'm just trying to be practical, you know exactly.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: So she says, So.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: You think I just want to take your money, He goes, No,
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: it's not about that at all. And there's good things
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: in there for you too, he says, But all sorts
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: of things can happen. You just don't know, and it's
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: just all spelled out there. And I spent so many years,
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: decades really, you know, building up my lifestyle, and there
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: are things in there that benefit you as well, and
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: I think it's fair.
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: And she's like, you can't take those monkeys or the
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: dinosaurs or the barber streisand dress, or I don't want
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: that crap, or the Nara laser hair removal.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: So he says, he says, I think it's fair, and
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: so she takes that out of his hand and goes, well,
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: this is a lot.
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: Just go to the bedroom, closes the door. He's like, oh,
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: didn't go souk. Great.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: Well he could have brought it up ahead of time
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: and not just like once the papers are done. He
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: could have I think he has.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: I think this is like, I'm just gonna do this
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: on camera now because clearly you're not.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: Going to answer the band aid off.
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: I keep putting it like on top of your toothbrush
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: with the you.
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: Know, and then you're like, oh my god, my toothbrush
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: is contaminated.
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: Two days to wedd is.
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: Two days until the wedding, they're getting married in Sonoma.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: His mom was in Sonoma, so they're going out there.
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: The prenup is not signed, and he says, but they're
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: going out to Sonoma to get organized for the wedding.
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: He doesn't want to add pressure to the situation, but
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: he has to have it signed in order to get married,
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: is what he says. So Lea talks to producers, and
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: she says she's like packing for the trip. She says,
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: the paper has become the most important thing. So I
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: did have a lawyer look at it who speaks Portuguese
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: and explain it to me. But I'm still thinking about it.
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: So obviously she thinks it's fair. So she says, I
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: understand he wants to protect himself, but I want the
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: wedding to be about the love and the future. And
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: I've been waiting so long to have this perfect wedding.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: I want to think about the dress and the accessories
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: and the love and not the paper.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: Okay, She's like, the dress and the makeup and.
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: Then yeah, and the outfit and how amazing and.
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: Oh and that I love him?
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: Oh that too. So they head to Sonoma. Is that
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: ten hour drive from LA to Sonoma?
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: No?
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: Because it says is it ten hours later?
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: No?
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: And they're like, whoa, finally here. I was like, take
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: an airplane. What are you doing?
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy? Yeah, ten hours second during rush hour,
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: that seems crazy.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, I'm going to look at ours.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: The Farida wine country dank. So the mom is Genie.
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: It's Genie, right. It smelled like Jean.
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: But it's Genie Jean Genie.
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: I don't know, but she's a hoot. And you missed
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: her last episode. I think you weren't here for it.
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't see before when they went to the
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: shower or whatever.
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: Right, because before it was Maddie and I and her
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: house was decorated like Christmas and immodered. If she had
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: the Christmas decorations up all the time, we couldn't tell.
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: Was this Christmas time or was it She's just one
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: of those people, and we thought she was just one
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: of those people.
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: She decorates for every holiday. But it's fourth of July
- 1:05:30Speaker 3: and Christmas.
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: Okay, it's like six hours. I don't know where why
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: they said nine hours. That's crazy.
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: Ten hours. So okay, wait a second, but if it
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: was decorated for Christmas house, yeah, so now it's.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: July, fourth of July or was it just for America
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: because of the wedding, she says happy.
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: She says happy for the July as they drive up.
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right, and Aliah says, I was wondering
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: if people go. I didn't know people got all So
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: she must be one of those people who leaves Christmas
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: decorations up until May July, right exactly. Yeah, So she's like,
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: happy brother July.
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: She's got all these decorations.
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: The crazy ears on and Sean goes, looks like somebody
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: get out of the looney bin early, and it's kind
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: of funny.
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: So they go inside. Aliah's all excited about the decoration.
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: She's like, oh, in my country, like we have this
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: thing I didn't know in America, Like it was such
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: a fun thing too, And she's all excited about it.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: And so Mom says, so, what have you been doing?
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: And he goes, well, I had to find a hair
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: braider for Aliah for the wedding day, and I had
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: to go to her ring resized, and there's just the
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: one thing that we haven't done, and it might we
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: might just be here for a party only. And Mom's
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: like what. He goes, Aliah, she's still thinking about the
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: prenup and Mom goes, oh, okay, well, Aliah, what happens
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: if you decide not to sign? Lee goes, it's just
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: a part I guess, and then I just leave whenever
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: Oi oh god, and Mom goes, oh no.
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: We wouldn't want that.
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: She was, yeah, I think I have like four days
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: and then I get deported like yeah, yeah, I don't know.
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: It's fine. We're just still.
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: Flying by the seat of our pants. It's fine.
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: And Eliah says this is not what she wants. She's
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: not what she wants. She doesn't want to not sign it,
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: she doesn't want to not have the wedding, but she's
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: got to take her time to think about this prenap.
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: So she goes in her room to unpack and the
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: sign on the door says no muggle's allowed.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: So so she's a Harry Potter person too. This mom
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: is just really something. Yeah, can we get a spin off?
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: Could she be on The Single Life?
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: I love her? I love her.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: So Mom says, Sean, my goodness, she hasn't signed it yet.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? And she he's like, I
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: don't know. I mean it's fair. You know she's had
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: it translated, like we've looked at it. And Mom goes, well,
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: I do think she should sign it, like I Mom
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: is not, like, oh god, I can't believe you asked
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: her for that. Month's like I think I do think
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: you should get one. I do think she should sign it.
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: You know, you've worked really hard, your whole life, and
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: so as long as it's fair and so you know,
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: it's like, what's going to happen.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: We see previews for next week, so I don't know,
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: I don't I don't have a prediction of what's going
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: to happen.
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: So what we saw at the beginning of the season
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: was something he walks off at the wedding and then
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: it like it looks like they're meeting again the next.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: Day, right, but we don't know if they got married,
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: if they got married or not.
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: They were fighting, yeah, and he's like, I just was
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: standing there in front of everybody in the hyderd degree heat,
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: and yeah, maybe the whole fight's going to be about like,
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: if we're going to be married, you can't take four
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: hours to get ready, Like I already did that with.
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: A woman before. You've got to keep it, keep it
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: under one hour. Yeah, right, maybe that's going to be
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: something stupid. And we totally got tricked.
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: Could be with me. The first time I starburn Chakina.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: I thought that scene was going to be a total
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: fake out, and it was. It was about the bedding
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: that they weren't that mad about, but then it turned
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: into a real fight about something that we didn't know
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: it was going to be about the print.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right. We are finishing up with Stevie
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: and Maddie. They're in the hotel room at the little
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: Airbnb place and she's telling him I'm age's some coffee.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: He didn't even drink it, and she says, how'd you
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: feel about last night? And he goes, I was good,
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: just just tamps it all.
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: Down, traumatized by the boobs.
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: And she goes, well, you sure are being quiet. You
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: know the wedding is tomorrow. And he goes, well, it
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: was too much. I did not enjoy it, but you did,
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: and I don't want you to be thinking about and
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: she goes thinking about what and he goes, never mind,
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: and he says, you know, I just wasn't comfortable and
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, and she goes, well, listen,
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: none of us were expecting people to be fully exposed, like.
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: I didn't know that was going to happen, and he goes,
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: but you were enjoying it.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: I mean I think she was just like laughing and
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: hooting it up and having a good time. I don't
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: think she was like getting off on it. I think
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: she's like, oh wow, this talented.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: Dancer's enjoying it. That's what the show is for, like fun.
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: One's going to sit there miserable. It's a show. Wait
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: till he hears that we're all on a spectrum like
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: he will blow his mind because he thinks that whole
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: crowd was gay. Everybody's everybody's gay, everybody yeah, because they
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: were enjoying the show.
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: So he says, Okay, I'm going to go downstairs and
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: meet it with Sayid and she goes, well, let me
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: ask you this, what does he think about me? Because
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: I thought he was excited about us, and then now
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: it seems that he's not. And he goes, yeah, well
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: that's my fault because I told him about the devil
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: paintings that you were doing. And she goes, okay, wait,
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: so when he saw Claire, that's why it was so awkward.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: You guys had made up a whole scenario of who
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: I am.
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: Cringe. That was weird, strange thing to say, strange, Yeah.
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: It's even fit in the conversation and.
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: He goes, well, I just, you know, wanted to talk
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: to somebody, as I EID, who would be honest with
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: me and I could tell him my truth without being judged.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: She goes, I'm super honest with you, and how are
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: you supposed to get married if you're not telling me
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: things like you can't shut off like this and it's talking.
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: Hettie says, I'm regretting rushing things now. And I think
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: of all the people that told me ninety days is
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: not enough, my parents, the officer of the US embassy.
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, that's not his place. The officer
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: of the US embassy is like, what are you doing?
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: Wow? Wow, relationship advice?
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: He goes, but now I'm seeing something I didn't expect,
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: which is a woman that could twirl her boobs in
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: a circle.
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: I wasn't mixing.
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: That without giving yourself a concussion.
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: Right, just small little boobies.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: So he goes down to talk to Sayid and he says, yeah,
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: that's name is crazy, and say He goes, yeah, yeah,
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: I've been here ten years and I've never seen anything
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: like that. That was crazy even to me. And Mattie says,
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: you know, I'm open minded, but I don't. There's some
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: things I'm never going to get used to here, and
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: there's no time to talk about anything. But you know,
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: after the marriage, I think we'll be able to talk
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: about it and fix it, and say, he goes, Wait,
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: so you're gonna wait till after the marriage to fix it.
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: That doesn't make any sense. You need to fix it before.
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: And if getting married doesn't fix it, we'll have a
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: baby and that will fix our relationship.
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: And then when that doesn't work, we'll have another baby. Dune,
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: you know the way. So Mattie says, I'll I'll sacrifice
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: for love and I'll just try to make sure things
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: run peacefully. And then I show people that I love
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: them by sacrificing things in my life. And so that's
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: what I'm doing here. I'm just keeping quiet about how
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: I feel inside, goes, Yeah, but she's keeping secrets from you,
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: like not telling her dad. You know that you guys
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: were even knew each other much us getting married, and
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: that wasn't.
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: A secret from him. That was a secret from the dad.
- 1:13:11Speaker 3: Secret from dad.
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: And also, well, Wolle was a secret from him too
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: because she didn't tell him until he got there.
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: That's true.
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: I guess, well, I forgot to tell my dad.
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you're right.
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: Yeah, And then he goes, you need like a few
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: more weeks, maybe like a month. You need more time
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: to think about this.
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: And again the government but again this is like say
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: it like they can't, like it's flexible.
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: Well, remember that Maddie's getting married early. You're right, it's
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: not nine.
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: Of the day thousand dollars. But he's like, I'll give
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: him the money if it means they could just take
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: more time on this.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: Well, remember last week, Stevie said something when happened with
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: this paperwork, this visa and we had to get married
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: early when he had told us because there was there
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: was saved some thousands of dollars.
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: Yeah, she was very mysterious, like he had murdered someone
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: or something.
- 1:14:01Speaker 3: Something happened with this visa.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: They're on his trail. Yeah, they're almost here. So he says, well,
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: i'll talk to her more before the wedding. I need
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: a solid answer from her because I don't want to
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: feel trapped.
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: Okay, you've already asked her ten times.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: Right, and then she said okay, I'm not. So you
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: have to take that. You ask for an answer and
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: you got one.
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: Exactly whether you believe her or not, you have to
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: let it go. You can't just keep asking her.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: So one day until the wedding Kimberly is one day.
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: So they're driving come from New Orleans. It's one hour
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: and forty five minute drive and it's like pitch black
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: dark when they get home, as if they've been driving
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: ten hours to so Noma.
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: So what's going on? She's like, I'm so tired from
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: that driving. Now, First of.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: All, he shouldn't be letting her drive if she has narcolepsy.
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: And second of all, she should be driving across that bridge.
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: She's got a NARCOLEPSI okay, right, yeah.
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: I'm sure she's not medication, but I'm sure she she is.
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: She is very scared of bridges.
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: Yeah, so am I.
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: So he says, well, I'm ready for the wedding, but
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: we need to talk, and she goes, we have to
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: talk now, or can it wait because I'm so tired,
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, okay, it can wait. And then
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: she has no wait a second, and he says, talking head.
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: He goes, tonight is my night, It's my chance to
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: get the The question answered, Tomorrow's the wedding. So they
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: arrive at this place called the Ross Mansion. It's like
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: an Airbnb, and wow, is this place like WAWSA. It's
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: a historical.
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: Mansion built in nineteen oh three. It is not my vibe.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: It has got like doll heads and Victorian ghosts climbing
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: the walls.
- 1:15:38Speaker 3: But it's pretty.
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: Feels like like a lot of taxidermied animals too, a lot.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: So they go to their room, which is the peacock chamber.
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: Here is the peacock chamber, and it is filled with
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: stuffed peacocks that I would have to excuse me, Can
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: I switch to another room exactly, because I'm terrified these
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: birds are going to come to life and peck me.
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: While I say so, He's like, this is incredible, So
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: what do you think? She goes, I'm too tired for
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: a history lesson tonight. We're gonna have to read all
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: about it tomorrow. I cannot read another plaque about another
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: history item.
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: So it's stuffed birds everywhere. So they get into the bed.
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: And he goes, I just have to tell you that
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: I feel like in the past, like on the phone
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: and we're texting, like when we talked, you would never
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: get like super mad at me, like angry, And then
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: back then I felt.
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: Like I could talk to you about anything.
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: And she goes, okay, well, okay, well, I'm not walking
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: around trying to get mad at you.
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: And he goes, well, yeah, but that's how it feels.
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: That's how I feel, and she goes, okay, housewives apology,
- 1:16:45Speaker 3: I'm sorry that you feel that way.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: Yeah, is there anything else you want to say?
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: Because go ahead and just say it. And he goes, ceev,
- 1:16:54Speaker 3: you know, I love you no matter what, and I
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: want you to know that. She goes okay, and he goes, so,
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: will you just answer me? Are you bisexual? I'm sorry,
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: this is the very last time I'm going.
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: To talk to me. I'm sorry. He's like scrange, like
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: she's gonna hit him or something. I'm sorry.
- 1:17:14Speaker 3: She starts crying. Is I cannot believe this? Again?
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: She says, I am too tired. I cannot think straight
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: when I'm tired. I had to drive an hour and
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: forty five minutes across a bridge.
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: And he says, listen, if he is going to keep
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: asking her and not believing her, I gary. I also,
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: her answers have never been that convincing, but he's not
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: going to believe her regardless no matter what she says,
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: so he's going to be still questioning. I feel like
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: she needs to tell him yes, because that's the only
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: way to ever let this go.
- 1:17:47Speaker 3: Because because he goes, I'm going to marry you.
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: Well, then he said I will love you no matter what. Right, true,
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: And he promised the dad that he wouldn't bring his
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: issues from his culture. So let's test that out. Just
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: say yes, because he's never believing no, so believe it right,
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: you might just have to say yes.
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: So he says, I knew that now was not a
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: good moment to ask. I knew this was the wrong moment.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: But we don't have any more time because we're getting
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: married tomorrow morning. So when it's talking head, he says,
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: I've sacrificed everything, my family, my job, my friends, everything
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: to come here, and I'm starting to feel like I
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: made a mistake and it now is too late. He
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: starts crying, because I think they really love each other
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: and everything's fine.
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: I didn't like it at all.
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: I didn't like it. I couldn't believe he said that
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: I made a mistake.
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: Maybe it was right after our conversation with SAYI. They
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: made him film that and he was vulnerable now, very nervous.
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: Now next week on Greg is upset and he's telling
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: his mom he screwed up big time.
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: He really shook the bed, and Lucy Ella goes, you
- 1:18:59Speaker 3: did That's terrible, Greg, It's awful.
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: Did he lose his state job? He either lost his
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: job a week after getting it or the money didn't
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: go through for the dowry. Oh, because he said to
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: his mom and dad were helping to pay for the wedding,
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: so he had the money freed up to pay for
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: the dowry.
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: One of those cows bounced like a chick.
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: Something a cow bounced, or he went to pick up
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: her dress and he accidentally got sour dough all over it. Like,
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened,
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: but something bad has happened. And now I'm like, I'm
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: gonna watch when I get the screener because I want
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: to know.
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: Wan's gonna flip out.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: Wan is telling Jessica that he wants her and the
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: kids to learn Spanish to learn his culture. And they're
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: sitting outside and matching, yeah, matching white sweatshoots, and she goes, so,
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: you're telling me the night before a wedding if I
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: don't learn her Spanish, is drunking to marry me?
- 1:19:54Speaker 3: Like what he's like, yeah, okay.
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: Why haven't you tried to learn any Spanish.
- 1:19:59Speaker 3: Thus because he speaks perfect English and she doesn't have to,
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: you know.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: But when she want her child, her baby with him to.
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe guess what one teach the kids Spanish? She
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: won't know and you can talk about mom behind their back.
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: It's easy.
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it would be a good activity to
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: do with the two boys too. They could they could
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: bring them all together, like you know, when she's driving
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: them to school. They could play like you know, some
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: kids Spanish tapes too. They could all learn together like
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: that would be kind of fun. And I think the
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: extra time.
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: And then more one speaks Spanish to those kids, the
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: more they'll just learn. Ex kids are so yeah smart
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: with yeah stuff. Mina gets some bad news. This looks
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: like it's like at the rehearsal dinner or something and
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: she gets some bad news and she's like, you know,
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: I can't get married with you. We assume the bad
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: news is Clayton can't come, and you know, yeah, Sarbory
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: has disappeared. As he does, he disappeared, they can't find him.
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: Is the day before the wedding. All the production is
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: looking for him. Okay, Annie, he says her.
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: He's out with Mohammed on the backpack with the with
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: the suitcase. They're walking the streets of La. We're just
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: losing members of the show to La.
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: Yeah, La, that's what happens to you.
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: So Annie says her aunt and her brother are super religious,
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: and then you see her telling her family about this
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: is my boyfriend, but this is my girlfriend and we
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: are all together and they're all.
- 1:21:25Speaker 3: Like ooh, they look upset listen.
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: I think that would be a shock for anybody to
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: hear you gotta taken gotta take a beat, gotta take
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: a beat. I did like the one guy he did
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: like clutch his pearls, his invincible pearls.
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: A little we see Sean standing at the altar and
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: it seems like they're like, is he leaving? And so
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: that rolls us back to the beginning, which would be
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: crazy if we roll back to the beginning, because we're
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: only on episode fifteen and we usually get at least
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: twenty episodes. So but it is interesting that like one
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: day until the wedding is coming up. But do we
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: some couple that we had, was it Greg and Giant,
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: like twenty five days to the wedding.
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: Or Jessica just one twenty something. Yeah, yeah, so maybe
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: even Yeah, they're trying to wrap up, wrap up.
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: That's it, guys, that's our episode.
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: That was ninety Day Fiance, season eleven, episode fifteen, and uh.
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: That's all I've got. I will tell you guys this week.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: So yesterday, of course was the finale of Love after
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: lock Up with Keisha, and then we've got this show
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: this week. I've got Christine and Stacy from Keenan and
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: lacoln have Deja Vu. There are the two girls that
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: start on Step by Step that now have that fun podcast,
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: and they're going to come on and talk to me
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: about pop and Bravo love It Amy and I will
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: start covering this weekend. Uh, ninety day the Hunt for Love.
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: That's the party we went to.
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: Sorry Sean Connery, No, that's.
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: The Hunt for Red October also starring ELG Baldwin. Oh,
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: don't forget. So here is something I want to say, guys.
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: If you listen to the end, I should have said
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: at the beginning, I'm saying it at the end. But
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: I'll say it next week too. Next week, Keisha and
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: I are going to cover the Sherry Peppini show that
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: comes out today and yesterday, So the Monday of the
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: twenty fifth and Tuesday, the twenty six is two part
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: I D series where Sherry Peppini tells her side of
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: the story lol, And so we're going to be covering
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: that next week in the Love After lock Up Spot,
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: and then after that the week after Monday and Tuesday
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: are gonna flip. Kimberly and I are going to have
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: the TLC this CLC show ninety eight things will be
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: on Mondays, you're not going to be recording earlier. And
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: then a TLC show that's going to be airing on Mondays,
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: not this week but sorry next week is called the
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: Versions and Keisher and I are going to cover that
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: on Tuesdays. So it's gonna be flipped. You're gonna have
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: lots of warning. The best way to keep up with
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: this stuff.
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: I got no warning. That was my morning, that.
- 1:23:56Speaker 3: Was your warning.
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: We'll talk about it off, Mike. We're going to just
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- 1:24:13Speaker 1: So this coming week, this week, of course, everything is normal.
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: Next week will be a normal ish and then the
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: week after that things are going to change. If you
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: have any questions, just D and me probably didn't explain
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: it very well, but that's that, and and I will
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: talk more about it later. I'll let you know that
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: you and I schedule will be changing to that's it. Everybody,
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: make sure you're following Kimberly and Katie over on a
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: date with Dayline. They're on a break this week, but
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: they'll be back next week.
- 1:24:38Speaker 3: Is that correct?
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: That is correct? And today is actually our eight year anniversary.
- 1:24:44Speaker 2: Whoa congratulations girl, I know, thank you.
- 1:24:48Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Look at you so for your anniversary
- 1:24:52Speaker 3: you took a break. Yeah, you said eight years is
- 1:24:57Speaker 3: long enough. We deserve a week off. Yep, that's amazing.
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: Well, I'll I'll send Katie a little note to congratulations.
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: All Right, we made it through the rest of the
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: show without the dogs barking, and they're zonked out if
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: anybody wants.
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: To see them.
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: See it wasn't that bad in the room with the chair.
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: Look at it fine, they said, we are so tired
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: from doing nothing.
- 1:25:19Speaker 3: Okay, guys, I'll see you on Wednesday.
- 1:25:22Speaker 2: Wednesday, I'll have the Valley with Keisha that will be
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: out on piche products.
- 1:25:26Speaker 3: I'll see you then.
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: Bye bye