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Does Johnjay know where he wants to be buried? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hi, Hi, dude, what's going on? Welcome, Welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for holding.
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  Speaker 2: I just had to call in and talk about this
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  Speaker 2: because it was it was alarming. My fiance and I
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  Speaker 2: had are, like, I don't know, our first like old
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  Speaker 2: person argument. We got really into like a full blown,
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  Speaker 2: like screaming argument over the thermostat. I felt like I
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  Speaker 2: was a retiree in Florida and a condo, Like I
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  Speaker 2: walked in and it was at sixty four, and I
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  Speaker 2: just like popped off.
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  Speaker 3: I was so cold. And then for the next twenty
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  Speaker 3: minutes we were talking about like temperatures and like our bills,
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  Speaker 3: utility bills, and what constitutes a comfortable breeze and like
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  Speaker 3: a gust of like you know, like a like a draft,
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  Speaker 3: and and he eventually he was like, just put on
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  Speaker 3: a swutcher, and I was like, why don't you take
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  Speaker 3: one off? So I guess we've like officially reached that
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  Speaker 3: stage of adulthood where four plays like arguing over the
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  Speaker 3: temperature on the service sat and you know, figuring out
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  Speaker 3: who's going to turn off the lights.
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  Speaker 1: Sixty four is kind of freezing, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: I will actually die that is so cold, Like is
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  Speaker 4: he like an like cold blooded?
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  Speaker 1: Is he? You might have to see if your husband's vampire.
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  Speaker 3: He might be. I mean he always keeps it to that.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: We keep ours at night at sixty eight and I
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  Speaker 1: think it's freezing. No, I think it's freezing eighty. And
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  Speaker 1: when I get up in the morning and I start
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  Speaker 1: to get ready, I used to like pump it up
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  Speaker 1: to seventy five or seventy seven, seventy six for for
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  Speaker 1: my wife. And she said to me, not that long ago,
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  Speaker 1: stop doing that. I want it cold in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, so so now I get up
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  Speaker 1: and I'm too cold. It's really bizarre. Situ hot I
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  Speaker 1: do so I can't wait. It makes me rush to
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  Speaker 1: go outside, like I'm actually looking forward to in the
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  Speaker 1: morning when he gets a little bit hotter. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: like that early morning heat, but I don't like heat
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  Speaker 1: the rest of the day. Well, at least you had
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  Speaker 1: you had that adult when you say old person argument,
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  Speaker 1: like how old are you? Corey right now?
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  Speaker 3: Where in our mid thirties his mid thirties kind of old.
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  Speaker 1: I think mid thirties now if you were if you
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  Speaker 1: I just talked to this, I just talked to this couple.
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  Speaker 1: They're twenty four years old. They've been married since they're eighteen. Like,
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  Speaker 1: having that argument at twenty four, I go like, damn,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're thirty and you're argument about thermostaff that
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  Speaker 1: seems normal. That's not a world old person. If you're
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  Speaker 1: thirty and you're having a conversation of where you want
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  Speaker 1: to be buried after you die, that's a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more real. Yeah, Like my wife had had that conversation
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  Speaker 1: with the other day. Well, well, like where you want
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  Speaker 1: to be buried? Yeah, so I was in we were
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  Speaker 1: in a meeting with like the people, you know, likew
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  Speaker 1: talks about the death book. Yeah, and one of the
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  Speaker 1: things they want to know, you know, you talk about
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  Speaker 1: like okay, so who gets what gets distributed? Who gets
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  Speaker 1: it when you die? And then it's like where where
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  Speaker 1: do you want to be buried when you die? And
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  Speaker 1: Blake has an answer, she knows exactly what you want,
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  Speaker 1: and they're asking me and I was like, well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. And then and then well you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to get Blake, get me want to get cremated? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know if I want to do that,
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, well why not? And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: and honest to God, I'm saying I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: get cremated. And people laugh at this because I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: what if when you go to the next place, you
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  Speaker 1: need your whole body? And then I know there's the
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  Speaker 1: argument off, yeah, but it's your soul.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: But what if do you get up there and they're like, whoa,
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  Speaker 1: you got cremated. We're gonna keep you over here in
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  Speaker 1: this dish for a while and can figure out Well, my.
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  Speaker 4: Question for you is like, let's say that's correct, right,
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  Speaker 4: So when you picture heaven, right, you just picture like
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  Speaker 4: some angels walking around that look amazing because those are
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  Speaker 4: the people that did not get cremated, and then like
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  Speaker 4: just dust figures.
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  Speaker 1: Uh maybe just like sand dunes, maybe the sand dues,
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  Speaker 1: all those two. But I'd be like, I think you
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  Speaker 1: get the what if they get you get to pick
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  Speaker 1: the age you died. You're going to heaven, man, what's
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  Speaker 1: your favorite year? I think eighteen eighteen, Eh, we'll give
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  Speaker 1: me twenty one, twenty. You can pick the year so
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  Speaker 1: that you get to be that person interested. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know. So I I didn't feel that I
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  Speaker 1: had the right. I was ready to give that answer
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  Speaker 1: in this meeting. And then I was like, do I
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  Speaker 1: want to be buried to my mom in Tucson? And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, She's like, what they've done with that
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  Speaker 1: area right now is not exciting. I was like a
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  Speaker 1: corner no. So I was like, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do that, So I'm trying to figure out where i
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  Speaker 1: want to go. So that I was like, why don't have
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  Speaker 1: to give an answer right now? And they go like, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know about this meeting for a month ago. I did,
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  Speaker 1: but I know we were talking about this up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So that to me is an old person conversation. But
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  Speaker 1: good for you, Corey. You're fighting over the temperature in
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  Speaker 1: your mid thirties, sixty four to cold. We got your back.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for calling Ed, Corey. And then I told Blake,
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  Speaker 1: I do so much, so many peptides. I'm never gonna die.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably true. I'll be more than happy to spread
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  Speaker 1: your ashes where you want to go, but I will
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  Speaker 1: live forever. Do you want to be immortal?
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  Speaker 3: We're not.
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  Speaker 1: I would not want to be immortal, rough it'd be
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  Speaker 1: so much fun to be so old and young looking
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  Speaker 1: and seeing everybody in my life. That's that's the second God.
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  Speaker 4: We have lost, lost, and I'm on my way.
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