Latest / X Minus One | Old Time Radio / X Minus One - "Chain of Command" (Old Time Radio, 1956)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: On November 21, 1956, NBC Radio brought listeners Episode 76
- 0:06Speaker 1: of X-1, Chain of Command, adapted for radio by George
- 0:10Speaker 1: Lefferts from Stephen R. 's galaxy science fiction story. It
- 0:14Speaker 1: begins at an atomic laboratory, where night watchman Charlie Boyle
- 0:18Speaker 1: receives an unusual request from George, a talking mouse. Remove
- 0:23Speaker 1: a mousetrap that endangers George's family. Charlie's effort to help
- 0:27Speaker 1: carries the matter from the laboratory into the hands of
- 0:30Speaker 1: security officers and Washington officials. Alan Bunce stars as Charlie,
- 0:35Speaker 1: with John Gibson as George. Daniel Sutter directed, and William
- 0:39Speaker 1: Welch produced. NBC made this presentation in cooperation with Galaxy
- 0:44Speaker 1: Science Fiction magazine. And now, our story begins.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Countdown for blastoff. X minus 5, 4, 3, 2, X
- 0:55Speaker 2: minus 1, fire.
- 1:28Speaker 3: From the far horizons of the unknown come transcribed tales
- 1:31Speaker 3: of new dimensions in time and space.
- 1:35Speaker 2: These are stories of the future.
- 1:37Speaker 3: Adventures in which you'll live in a million could be
- 1:40Speaker 3: years on a thousand maybe worlds. The National Broadcasting Company,
- 1:44Speaker 3: in cooperation with Galaxy Science Fiction Magazine, presents.
- 1:49Speaker 2: X minus 1. Tonight, Chain of Command by Stephen R.
- 2:19Speaker 2: This is about George.
- 2:20Speaker 4: He's a friend of mine, lives right here at the
- 2:22Speaker 4: Brookside Atomic Laboratory with his family. My name is Charlie Boyle,
- 2:27Speaker 4: by the way. I'm a security guard here at the
- 2:30Speaker 4: lab and Been here now for, well, 20 years, I guess.
- 2:33Speaker 4: Of course, they don't use the lab anymore. Lots of
- 2:37Speaker 4: weeds and things. Well, I stick around. There isn't really
- 2:41Speaker 4: any place to go. Well, I'm getting away from it,
- 2:46Speaker 4: after all. This is about George. Some of it I
- 2:49Speaker 4: know myself. A lot of it he told me after
- 2:51Speaker 4: it was over.
- 2:51Speaker 2: It began, let's see now.
- 2:54Speaker 5: It began the morning after George's wife lit into him.
- 2:58Speaker 6: I think, George, the least you could do is complain.
- 3:01Speaker 6: After all, are you a mouse or a man?
- 3:03Speaker 2: Clara, what's the point of complaining? It'll just start trouble.
- 3:07Speaker 6: We do live at the laboratory. We have some rights.
- 3:10Speaker 2: The best thing we can do is just stay right
- 3:12Speaker 2: where we are.
- 3:13Speaker 6: But it's dangerous.
- 3:14Speaker 2: There's nothing dangerous about it, just so long as we
- 3:16Speaker 2: know what we're doing.
- 3:18Speaker 6: I'm not thinking about us. I'm thinking about the children.
- 3:21Speaker 2: The children know where they mustn't go.
- 3:23Speaker 6: George, I will not go on like this without a
- 3:25Speaker 6: moment's peace of mind. If you have the slightest concern
- 3:28Speaker 6: for my welfare or for the children's... All right, all right.
- 3:31Speaker 2: I'll go talk to old Charlie, the security guard.
- 3:34Speaker 6: Why not talk directly to the superintendent?
- 3:36Speaker 2: Because of the complications. Now, I promise you I'll explain
- 3:41Speaker 2: the situation to Charlie. He knows me. I've talked to
- 3:43Speaker 2: him for over a year now.
- 3:45Speaker 6: And he hasn't the slightest influence.
- 3:47Speaker 2: I'll impress the seriousness of the situation on him.
- 3:50Speaker 6: All right, but do it now.
- 3:51Speaker 2: I will.
- 3:52Speaker 6: And be firm.
- 3:53Speaker 2: I'll be as firm as I can.
- 4:02Speaker 4: I was at my desk in the hallway. Place was deserted.
- 4:05Speaker 4: I've always worked the night shift, except for my supervisor, Mr. Adams,
- 4:09Speaker 4: who was in his office down the hall working late.
- 4:12Speaker 4: I remember I was sort of dozing off when I
- 4:14Speaker 4: heard George's voice.
- 4:15Speaker 2: In my ear. Charles? Charlie? It's me, George.
- 4:24Speaker 5: Oh, yes, yes, George, yeah.
- 4:26Speaker 2: How are you? Fine. Can I have a chat with you?
- 4:29Speaker 2: Shut away.
- 4:30Speaker 5: I got all night.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Good. It's about the trap. The trap? The one outside
- 4:35Speaker 2: our door. Oh, that trap? Clara, my wife, says it's dangerous. Well,
- 4:41Speaker 2: now I... She'd like it removed.
- 4:43Speaker 5: Removed?
- 4:43Speaker 2: Oh, no, George. That can't be done. Regulations? Regulations. Suppose
- 4:50Speaker 2: you just Removed it without telling anybody. Oh, they fire me, George.
- 4:56Speaker 2: I see. Clara's afraid one of the kids might get hurt. Oh.
- 5:02Speaker 2: How about taking it up with the supervisor? Mr. Adams?
- 5:06Speaker 2: Why not? Well, it never occurred to me. Why not
- 5:10Speaker 2: give it a try? Oh, I don't know. Mr.
- 5:13Speaker 5: Adams doesn't even know you exist.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Maybe it's time he found out. Well, whether.
- 5:21Speaker 5: It might get a bit sticky.
- 5:22Speaker 2: Give it a try. Come on, Charlie. Be a good fellow.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Haven't we been buddies for a long time?
- 5:28Speaker 5: Oh, we've been buddies, all right, but... Well, when it
- 5:32Speaker 5: comes to something like this.
- 5:33Speaker 2: Will you try at least? Clara isn't going to let
- 5:36Speaker 2: me alone unless something happens.
- 5:39Speaker 5: Oh, okay, George. I'll give it a try.
- 5:50Speaker 4: I straightened my tie and I brushed off my uniform
- 5:53Speaker 4: real neat and I went into Mr.
- 5:55Speaker 5: Adams' office.
- 5:56Speaker 4: I could see the light under his door and hear
- 5:58Speaker 4: him on the phone, so I knew.
- 6:00Speaker 2: He was there. Edgar? Adams up at Brookside Lab. Ah.
- 6:06Speaker 7: How are things in Washington? No, no, no, nothing serious.
- 6:11Speaker 7: Just want to have a fingerprint check. I'm one of
- 6:13Speaker 7: a scientist. Uh-huh.
- 6:16Speaker 2: Yeah, number 7X4582. That's right. How's it, missus? Ah, good. Now,
- 6:26Speaker 2: excuse me a minute while there's somebody at the door.
- 6:28Speaker 2: Come in, come in. Oh, hello, Charlie. Hi, Mr.
- 6:32Speaker 7: Adams.
- 6:33Speaker 2: Edgar, can I call you back? Fine. Yeah, what is it, Charlie?
- 6:37Speaker 5: Well, I'd like a word with you, Mr.
- 6:40Speaker 7: Adams.
- 6:40Speaker 2: Well, Charlie, I'm on the phone of Washington. Is it
- 6:43Speaker 2: a security matter?
- 6:43Speaker 5: Oh, in a way, Mr.
- 6:45Speaker 2: Adams. Well?
- 6:49Speaker 5: I don't know how to tell you, really.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Just tell me.
- 6:54Speaker 4: Well, sir, there's a mouse named George down in room
- 7:00Speaker 4: 412 who doesn't want the trap outside his door.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Well, that's just too... What?
- 7:06Speaker 5: A mouse in room 412. He objects to the trap.
- 7:13Speaker 2: Look, Charlie, I'm busy. Is this a joke or something?
- 7:16Speaker 5: Well, I guess maybe it is.
- 7:17Speaker 7: I mean, I like a good joke as well as
- 7:19Speaker 7: the next one, Charlie. But, well, I mean, it's late
- 7:21Speaker 7: and I've got a lot of work to do.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Do you mind? No, Mr. Adams. Yeah, well, that's fine.
- 7:25Speaker 2: You just get back to your desk, huh? Okay, Mr. Adams.
- 7:29Speaker 7: And, Charlie, next time one of the mice complains, tell
- 7:32Speaker 7: him to come in here and speak to me himself.
- 7:35Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
- 7:40Speaker 7: Edgar, Edgar Adams here again. I'm sorry, one of the
- 7:43Speaker 7: security guards playing a little joke on me. He came
- 7:47Speaker 7: in to say one of the mice here at the
- 7:48Speaker 7: lab is complaining about the trap outside his door. You
- 7:53Speaker 7: got him down in Washington, too, huh?
- 7:55Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you do about it? Traps, huh?
- 7:59Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the only way, I guess. Yeah. Yeah.
- 8:10Speaker 5: Well, I went back to my desk. George was there, waiting.
- 8:15Speaker 4: I could tell by his expression that he knew the
- 8:17Speaker 4: answer before he even asked me.
- 8:20Speaker 2: No soap, huh, Charlie?
- 8:22Speaker 5: No soap, George.
- 8:24Speaker 2: I guess I'll have to tell Clara.
- 8:25Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, George.
- 8:27Speaker 2: What'd he say?
- 8:29Speaker 5: Well, he said if you've got a complaint, see him yourself.
- 8:34Speaker 2: He said that, huh? Yeah. Oh!
- 8:42Speaker 4: Of course, I didn't know what was going to happen.
- 8:45Speaker 4: George didn't tell me till it was all over. I mean, really,
- 8:48Speaker 4: really all over. Then it was too late for me
- 8:50Speaker 4: to do anything. It turned out, though, that Clara, that's
- 8:54Speaker 4: George's wife, told him that if he didn't go talk
- 8:58Speaker 4: to Mr.
- 8:58Speaker 5: Adams, she'd up and leave him. Yeah, leave him and
- 9:01Speaker 5: the kids, too. So him and me, we went.
- 9:06Speaker 2: Nothing negative on his record, eh? Well, okay. Yeah, excuse
- 9:09Speaker 2: me a minute. Come in. Oh, what is it this time?
- 9:14Speaker 5: Excuse me, Mr.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Adams.
- 9:16Speaker 5: It's, uh, well, it's that mouse. He wants to talk
- 9:20Speaker 5: to you.
- 9:22Speaker 2: I'll call you back, Edgar. Now, look, Charlie, I mean,
- 9:25Speaker 2: it's gone far enough. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. What the
- 9:29Speaker 2: devil you got in your hand?
- 9:30Speaker 5: Uh, well, this is him, sir. The mouse I was
- 9:35Speaker 5: telling you about.
- 9:36Speaker 2: George. Here, George.
- 9:38Speaker 5: This is Mr. Adams, the security supervisor.
- 9:41Speaker 2: How do you do? Huh? How do you do? Well.
- 9:49Speaker 7: Vendriloquism, huh, Charlie?
- 9:52Speaker 2: Pretty good.
- 9:53Speaker 5: Oh, it ain't ventriloquism, Mr. Adams. He talks.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Yeah, sure he does. Well, look, now you had your
- 10:02Speaker 2: little joke, and I got a lot of work to do.
- 10:04Speaker 2: I'd like a word with you. What? That's remarkable.
- 10:11Speaker 4: Now, look, if you don't... George, suppose I just leave
- 10:14Speaker 4: you here and step outside.
- 10:17Speaker 2: That might be best. No, no, wait a minute. You
- 10:20Speaker 2: can't leave that beast in here.
- 10:21Speaker 5: He won't take much of your time.
- 10:22Speaker 2: But I... Hold it. Leaving a mouse on my desk.
- 10:27Speaker 2: Can you hear me all right? Yes, of course. What?
- 10:31Speaker 2: I said, can you hear me? Some people have trouble.
- 10:35Speaker 2: I'm going out of my mind. It's a hallucination. No, sir,
- 10:38Speaker 2: a mouse.
- 10:39Speaker 5: Listen to.
- 10:41Speaker 7: Me.
- 10:42Speaker 2: What are you? A mouse. You know, cheese, rodents, all
- 10:46Speaker 2: that sort of thing. Mind if I touch you? Okay,
- 10:50Speaker 2: but take it easy. Careful don't bend up the whiskers.
- 10:54Speaker 2: You're real. Sure I'm real. Now, listen, about that trap.
- 11:00Speaker 2: The trap? My wife is driving me goofy. Get it
- 11:04Speaker 2: away from our front door, will you? Your front door, yes. Yes,
- 11:07Speaker 2: of course, I'll... Are you sure you exist? I could
- 11:12Speaker 2: bite you to prove it. Never mind. What about it?
- 11:15Speaker 2: What about what? The trap. The trap, yes, of course. Well,
- 11:20Speaker 2: I mean, it's a security problem. Look, would you do
- 11:23Speaker 2: me a favor? It depends. Tell me, how come you talk? Simple.
- 11:30Speaker 2: My ancestors have been around this lab since it was built.
- 11:34Speaker 2: We've gotten a lot of gamma radiation. A couple of
- 11:37Speaker 2: them were used as an experiment to test radiation endurance.
- 11:41Speaker 2: There were surgical operations, graphs of human brain tissue to
- 11:46Speaker 2: mouse brain tissue, to check the effects of the rays
- 11:49Speaker 2: on human brains and so on. You follow me? Wait
- 11:53Speaker 2: a minute.
- 11:55Speaker 7: I remember there were some experiments where human brain tissue
- 11:58Speaker 7: was placed in a mouse and then exposed.
- 12:00Speaker 2: That's it. Those mice, the ones that survived, were my great-grandparents.
- 12:06Speaker 2: Holy smokes. So, what about the trap? I mean, we're nice,
- 12:10Speaker 2: peaceful mice. We don't bother anybody. We don't eat much.
- 12:13Speaker 2: We mind our own business. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- 12:16Speaker 7: You say you're... Great-grandparents were the first of this talking line.
- 12:21Speaker 2: I mean, are there many of you? Three generations, Mac.
- 12:26Speaker 2: That's a lot of mice.
- 12:28Speaker 7: Tell me, have you talked to anybody besides me?
- 12:32Speaker 2: Well, I talked to Charlie. No, no, I mean besides Charlie.
- 12:35Speaker 2: I tried it with a couple of guys. They wouldn't listen.
- 12:38Speaker 2: These others, what do you call them, your relatives. Have
- 12:41Speaker 2: they talked to anybody? Tell me, how should I know?
- 12:43Speaker 2: I suppose they've talked to dozens of people. Where are
- 12:46Speaker 2: these people they've talked to? The mental hospitals are full
- 12:49Speaker 2: of them. It's a problem. See, we can talk to
- 12:52Speaker 2: kids and, you know, the odd ones, but anybody else,
- 12:57Speaker 2: they get scared. Uh-huh. So what do I tell Clara
- 13:01Speaker 2: about the trap? Clara? My wife, Clara.
- 13:06Speaker 7: Oh, well, it's a security problem. I think I'll have
- 13:09Speaker 7: to take it up with Washington.
- 13:10Speaker 2: Okay, take it up. Yeah, I'll dictate a memo first
- 13:13Speaker 2: thing in the... No, no, I won't. They'll think I've flipped. Okay,
- 13:17Speaker 2: I'll tell Clara. Now, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait
- 13:19Speaker 2: a minute.
- 13:19Speaker 7: Let me make a phone call. Sooner or later, this
- 13:22Speaker 7: thing has got to be dealt with.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Edgar. Edgar Adams at Brookside.
- 13:29Speaker 7: Now, Edgar, old man, we have just encountered a rather
- 13:33Speaker 7: unusual security problem here at the plant.
- 13:36Speaker 4: Yes.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, nothing like that.
- 13:39Speaker 3: Mice.
- 13:41Speaker 2: Yes. Talking mice. No, no, Edgar, it is not a joke.
- 13:47Speaker 7: I know we were joking a while ago, but it
- 13:49Speaker 7: turns out there are talking mice here.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Edgar, listen. Please, Edgar, will you listen? I'll put one
- 13:55Speaker 2: of them on the phone. Now, listen, would you... Here,
- 13:58Speaker 2: would you just talk, please? What'll I say? Just say anything.
- 14:04Speaker 2: His name is George. Hello? This is George. I'm trying
- 14:08Speaker 2: to get the authorities to remove the trap from in
- 14:11Speaker 2: front of my... What? Let me have it, will you?
- 14:14Speaker 7: Edgar, Edgar, listen, I am not kidding, and I have
- 14:17Speaker 7: not gone mad. This is on the level. In my
- 14:19Speaker 7: office at this moment, there is a mouse who talks.
- 14:22Speaker 7: In this top-secret atomic laboratory, there are several hundred such mice,
- 14:25Speaker 7: for all I know. Look, Edgar, you don't believe me,
- 14:29Speaker 7: and I don't expect you to believe me.
- 14:32Speaker 2: No, I don't want a vacation. Good night, Edgar. He
- 14:37Speaker 2: doesn't believe me. We keep running into this all the time. George, George.
- 14:42Speaker 2: Are you really interested in doing something about that trap?
- 14:45Speaker 2: Have you ever met my wife? Oh, of course you have.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Wait a minute. I got it. I got it.
- 14:49Speaker 7: I'm going to call for a top-level security conference at
- 14:52Speaker 7: the Pentagon.
- 14:53Speaker 2: George, will you come down there with me? Will you?
- 14:55Speaker 2: We won't say a word. We'll just appear. Washington?
- 14:59Speaker 7: First-class accommodations will get you the best suite in town.
- 15:02Speaker 2: Do you like cheese, too? I like cheese. Can you
- 15:06Speaker 2: get provolone down there? Get what? Provolone. We'll get it.
- 15:10Speaker 2: All the provolone you can eat. I've never traveled before. George,
- 15:14Speaker 2: you'll love it. You'll love it. Chance to get away
- 15:16Speaker 2: from the wife for a while, huh? What do you say, boy?
- 15:18Speaker 2: You and me, huh? We'll live it up down there. Look,
- 15:21Speaker 2: I know a couple of girls. I seem to recall
- 15:23Speaker 2: they had mice in their pantry. I don't know. I'll
- 15:26Speaker 2: have to talk to Clara. Look, look, tell her it's
- 15:29Speaker 2: the only way to get action on the trap. Make
- 15:31Speaker 2: it sound big, you know. You hate to go away
- 15:33Speaker 2: from her, but it's for the kids. What do you say, pal, huh? Well... Okay.
- 15:42Speaker 2: Atta boy. Operator, get me Chief of Security at the Pentagon.
- 15:47Speaker 2: Make it fast. This is an emergency.
- 15:57Speaker 4: I wasn't there, but like I said, George told me
- 15:59Speaker 4: all about it after it was over.
- 16:02Speaker 5: Seems him and Mr. Adams went down to Washington on
- 16:05Speaker 5: a morning plane.
- 16:06Speaker 4: George got a little plane sick, but he liked flying
- 16:10Speaker 4: pretty good anyway.
- 16:11Speaker 5: They checked in at the Statler, then went over to
- 16:14Speaker 5: the Pentagon.
- 16:17Speaker 8: Order, gentlemen, order. As a chief, I hereby convene the meeting.
- 16:21Speaker 8: It's been called as a priority A emergency session by Mr. Adams, who,
- 16:24Speaker 8: as you know, is security chief at our Brookville Atomic Laboratories.
- 16:27Speaker 2: Mr. Adams? Yes, thank you, thank you, chief.
- 16:31Speaker 7: Now, gentlemen, it may come as a shock to all
- 16:34Speaker 7: of you, if it did to me, But I've learned
- 16:37Speaker 7: that some 1,200 English-speaking individuals have been operating freely within
- 16:42Speaker 7: our top-secret laboratories at Brookville without any security clearance whatsoever.
- 16:49Speaker 8: You did say 1,200?
- 16:51Speaker 2: Actually, sir, 1,207. Who are these people, sir? Mice, Chief. Mice? Yes, sir, mice.
- 17:02Speaker 2: I have one of them here with me. Somewhere. George.
- 17:07Speaker 7: George. Here.
- 17:08Speaker 2: Oh, well, there you are. George, would you just mind
- 17:12Speaker 2: stepping to the center of the table? Right. Gentlemen, this
- 17:16Speaker 2: is George. How do you do? Well, this is most remarkable.
- 17:22Speaker 7: George is the result of an experiment conducted some years
- 17:25Speaker 7: ago in which bits of human brain tissue were grafted
- 17:28Speaker 7: into live mice to test radiation effects.
- 17:31Speaker 2: And there are.
- 17:32Speaker 8: 1,200 of these inside the lab?
- 17:33Speaker 2: 1,207. Without security clearance? Without security clearance. Sir? Mouse? Call
- 17:44Speaker 2: me George. George, tell me what you know. My wife
- 17:49Speaker 2: wants the trap removed from our front door. She thinks
- 17:52Speaker 2: it's dangerous for the children. Has she been cleared? Quiet, General. Well,
- 17:56Speaker 2: a major lapse of security. I'm aware of the lapse, General.
- 17:59Speaker 2: What about the trap?
- 18:00Speaker 9: I refuse to countenance any act that will aid the
- 18:03Speaker 9: entrance of more of these spies and saboteurs into the plant.
- 18:06Speaker 2: Who's a spy? I'm a mouse. Tell me, have you
- 18:10Speaker 2: overheard any conferences? Maybe a few. Seen any documents? My
- 18:16Speaker 2: kids play in the secret document file. It's the safest
- 18:19Speaker 2: place in the lab.
- 18:21Speaker 9: Have you yourself ever seen any papers marked top secret?
- 18:25Speaker 2: Seen them? Heck, I've eaten them. I believe this calls
- 18:29Speaker 2: for some action, gentlemen. Mr. Adams, Mr.
- 18:32Speaker 8: Adams, if you and this rodent will retire to the
- 18:35Speaker 8: next room, I think we'll have a brief caucus.
- 18:38Speaker 2: Yes, George. Okay. See you later, gentlemen. Listen, what about
- 18:44Speaker 2: the provolone? Never mind.
- 18:46Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
- 18:47Speaker 8: Well, I think we should try to forget for the
- 18:50Speaker 8: moment that these creatures are mice and deal with them
- 18:54Speaker 8: as security problems.
- 18:55Speaker 2: Concur.
- 18:56Speaker 8: Now then, the first question is one of loyalty.
- 18:58Speaker 2: I raise a question at this point. General. Are these
- 19:02Speaker 2: American mice? Well, I assume that... Well, but do we know?
- 19:06Speaker 2: You have a point, sir.
- 19:07Speaker 8: Perhaps we ought to get immigration in on this.
- 19:09Speaker 2: Immigration? I'd say extermination. Before we do anything rash, General,
- 19:13Speaker 2: I think we ought to learn more.
- 19:14Speaker 8: About these creatures... Who they are, what their habits are,
- 19:17Speaker 8: their loyalties, how much they know.
- 19:20Speaker 9: Suppose this George creature won't tell us.
- 19:22Speaker 8: We'll have to use every trick in the book. Now,
- 19:26Speaker 8: I would suggest we first try the velvet glove.
- 19:29Speaker 2: The full treatment.
- 19:31Speaker 5: The Velvet Glove.
- 19:38Speaker 4: George told me about the velvet glove later. He said
- 19:41Speaker 4: he didn't really suspect anything at first, what with all
- 19:44Speaker 4: the excitement of being in Washington and so on, but
- 19:47Speaker 4: after a while he got wind of what they were doing.
- 19:50Speaker 2: Room service.
- 19:51Speaker 7: This is Mr. Adams in 712. Will you please send
- 19:55Speaker 7: up a pound of.
- 19:57Speaker 2: Provolone, please? Cheese. Cheese. Yes. And some more wine. Yes. Fine.
- 20:07Speaker 2: Right away, please. They'll have some more right away, George.
- 20:11Speaker 2: I can't get enough of this stuff. Really delicious. George,
- 20:15Speaker 2: have a little more wine. I don't mind if I do.
- 20:21Speaker 2: This is the life, all right. It's a great town,
- 20:23Speaker 2: isn't it, George? Stupendous.
- 20:26Speaker 7: By the way, George, those documents you mentioned, eating, do
- 20:30Speaker 7: you remember what they said?
- 20:34Speaker 2: Something about nuclear weapons. Listen, Adam, what about those girls
- 20:39Speaker 2: you mentioned, the ones who had mice in their pantry? Oh, yes.
- 20:45Speaker 2: How about giving them a call? George, a little late,
- 20:48Speaker 2: don't you think? Oh, the night's just beginning. All right, George,
- 20:52Speaker 2: I'll give them a little call. Six. My memory serves. Hello, Gail.
- 21:06Speaker 2: My memory serves. Bob Adams. Hi, just down on a
- 21:10Speaker 2: quick business trip. Uh-huh. Hard tricks, Gail. No, no, no, no,
- 21:17Speaker 2: not a thing. By the way, did you still have mice? Mice? Yeah. You, uh,
- 21:25Speaker 2: you exterminated... Oh, oh, I see.
- 21:28Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
- 21:29Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I... No, I don't think I'll
- 21:32Speaker 2: have time this trip. I just wanted to call you up,
- 21:34Speaker 2: say hello. Yeah, maybe next trip. Fine, my dear. So long.
- 21:41Speaker 2: What'd she say? Unfortunately, the superintendent has a cat. I see.
- 21:49Speaker 2: Wiped out? Wiped out. That's something I want to take
- 21:55Speaker 2: up with my congressman before we leave town. We'll do that, George. George,
- 22:01Speaker 2: have another sip of wine. You won't mind if I do.
- 22:04Speaker 2: That's it. Now then, George, about those documents... Oh, you
- 22:08Speaker 2: stop about documents. I thought we were in town for
- 22:11Speaker 2: a good time. We are, we are. Well, round up
- 22:15Speaker 2: a couple of mice, man, and let's get with it. Mice,
- 22:19Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, George. You wait here, I'll go out,
- 22:22Speaker 2: and I'll see what I can do, okay? Okay, but
- 22:25Speaker 2: make it snappy, huh? I'm raring to go. The End.
- 22:39Speaker 4: Next morning, Adams woke George and told him they were
- 22:42Speaker 4: scheduled for another conference at the Pentagon.
- 22:46Speaker 2: George. George, wake up, huh? Oh, what a head. Come on,
- 22:53Speaker 2: come on, George. We're due at the Pentagon. Easy. Don't
- 22:56Speaker 2: talk so loud. Wow. Where did you get those white
- 23:01Speaker 2: mice last night? Over at the National Research Lab. Ooh.
- 23:07Speaker 2: You must have been feeding those girls wheat germs. All right,
- 23:10Speaker 2: come on, come on, George, come on. You can sober
- 23:12Speaker 2: up in the taxi. Come on.
- 23:16Speaker 8: All right, George, we've been beating around the bush long enough.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Who are you? I've told you, I'm a mouse. My
- 23:26Speaker 2: name is George. I live in a hole at the
- 23:29Speaker 2: Brookville Atomic Laboratory. We know all that. We want to
- 23:32Speaker 2: know who's behind you. Nobody's behind me. Listen, you guys
- 23:36Speaker 2: don't have to be afraid of me. I'm only a mouse.
- 23:39Speaker 2: It's the perfect fifth column. The ultimate weapon.
- 23:41Speaker 8: Do you realize that you and your family are living
- 23:43Speaker 8: inside a secret government installation without any security clearance whatsoever?
- 23:47Speaker 2: I'm willing to be investigated.
- 23:49Speaker 9: How do we know you aren't an agent for a
- 23:50Speaker 9: foreign power?
- 23:51Speaker 2: How do we know you aren't an agent for a
- 23:53Speaker 2: foreign power? Preposterous. It'd be the perfect fifth column.
- 23:57Speaker 9: Gentlemen, I will not remain here to be insulted by
- 23:59Speaker 9: this creature.
- 24:00Speaker 2: And I will not be insulted by you, sir. Gentlemen,
- 24:03Speaker 2: good day. No, George, wait. Come back.
- 24:05Speaker 8: Where is he?
- 24:05Speaker 2: He went that way.
- 24:07Speaker 8: He's going into the wall.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Too late. He's gone.
- 24:11Speaker 8: We'll have to decide on a course of action. We've
- 24:13Speaker 8: got to recapture him.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Look, I think the first thing to do is get
- 24:15Speaker 2: a cat.
- 24:15Speaker 8: He's too smart for a cat. Well, something's got to
- 24:17Speaker 8: be done.
- 24:17Speaker 2: Something's got to be done.
- 24:18Speaker 8: After all, these creatures have access to every secret file
- 24:20Speaker 8: in the country. Not to mention eavesdropping on our private lives.
- 24:23Speaker 7: The thing that bothers me is, gentlemen, they multiply in
- 24:26Speaker 7: another three generations. There will be some 12 billion talking mice.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Six times the human population of the earth.
- 24:32Speaker 8: It's no matter if we're fooling around.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Kill or be killed, gentlemen.
- 24:35Speaker 9: The problem there is how. We have reason to believe
- 24:38Speaker 9: they're concentrated in Brookville. I say evacuate all humans and
- 24:41Speaker 9: blow up the plant.
- 24:42Speaker 2: Use the H-bomb if necessary. I'm afraid you're right, General.
- 24:45Speaker 8: We must exterminate them.
- 24:45Speaker 2: I'll phone Strategic Air Command and alert them. SAC, please. Hello, Bell.
- 24:52Speaker 2: This is Ed.
- 24:53Speaker 9: Listen, fuel up a couple of big ones. No, nothing serious.
- 24:57Speaker 9: But we may want to use them in the near future.
- 25:01Speaker 9: Just stand by. That's all.
- 25:02Speaker 8: I'll call Chemical Warfare. Get the best information on exterminating rodents.
- 25:05Speaker 2: Hello? Hello? Hello? That's funny. He's gone dead. Hello?
- 25:12Speaker 8: Hello? Something is wrong here. Sounds almost as if the
- 25:16Speaker 8: line had been cut. Adam's got an alarm for that mouse.
- 25:31Speaker 4: Well, that was only the beginning, of course. Things began
- 25:33Speaker 4: to happen pretty fast right after that. You bet your
- 25:35Speaker 4: sweet satchel they did.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Well, Adams? Yeah, I've been talking to Edgar.
- 25:39Speaker 7: The FBI has located several hundred field mice, all of
- 25:43Speaker 7: them non-talking. No trace of a mouse corresponding to our
- 25:45Speaker 7: description of George. Team of secret servicemen been combing the
- 25:49Speaker 7: Pentagon and the White House. We've got 1,500 traps baited
- 25:52Speaker 7: with imported provolone in the Senate chambers alone.
- 25:55Speaker 2: So far, no luck. And what about cats? The American
- 25:58Speaker 2: feline fanciers have volunteered 100 mousers.
- 26:00Speaker 5: Oh, good, good.
- 26:01Speaker 8: Any more telephone wires cut?
- 26:03Speaker 2: I'm afraid so, Chief, yes. We.
- 26:05Speaker 7: He managed to gnaw through the private wire from the
- 26:07Speaker 7: president's suite to the Pentagon.
- 26:09Speaker 2: I see.
- 26:09Speaker 8: Well, get it spliced. What about the top secret file
- 26:11Speaker 8: on that new chemical warfare agent? Is there any trace
- 26:13Speaker 8: of that?
- 26:13Speaker 2: They found the file, but he managed to chew out
- 26:15Speaker 2: the key symbols. I'm afraid it's useless.
- 26:17Speaker 8: Well, keep tracking him down. Sooner or later, we'll get him.
- 26:20Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
- 26:20Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
- 26:20Speaker 8: Only one thing, sir. Well, what's that?
- 26:22Speaker 2: I hate to mention it, really.
- 26:23Speaker 8: Well, go on, man.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Well, sir, the damage has appeared in such widespread places recently... Well,
- 26:29Speaker 2: go on, go on. that the.
- 26:30Speaker 7: Well, there must be more than just George. In fact,
- 26:32Speaker 7: we're afraid he has reinforcements right here in Washington.
- 26:35Speaker 5: But that's impossible.
- 26:36Speaker 7: How?
- 26:36Speaker 2: I don't know how, sir, unless... Unless what? Unless.
- 26:40Speaker 7: Well, it seems, sir, that there were a couple of
- 26:42Speaker 7: female white mice from the National Research Lab.
- 26:47Speaker 3: You mean.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Yes, sir. I'm afraid so, sir.
- 27:01Speaker 5: I guess maybe you know the rest.
- 27:03Speaker 4: Within a couple of weeks, every cable, telephone line, power line,
- 27:07Speaker 4: every telegraph line in the United States had been cut.
- 27:10Speaker 4: Also the wires on every plane, tank, train, ship. It
- 27:14Speaker 4: also destroyed every file in the country. That was only
- 27:18Speaker 4: a month ago. Well, you can guess what's happened. Most
- 27:21Speaker 4: everybody has.
- 27:22Speaker 5: Left this part of the world.
- 27:24Speaker 4: In this whole atomic laboratory, I'm the only human. And
- 27:27Speaker 4: I'm not so sure I'll be around much longer.
- 27:31Speaker 8: Yes, sir.
- 27:32Speaker 2: The old woman.
- 27:34Speaker 4: Not that they need a security guard, but, well, I'm
- 27:38Speaker 4: just used to being here.
- 27:40Speaker 5: I wouldn't know where to go.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Charlie. Why, George. George, is it you? That's right, Charlie.
- 27:49Speaker 2: You look awful.
- 27:50Speaker 5: Where have you been?
- 27:52Speaker 2: Well, I was down in Washington, Charlie. About the traps, remember? Oh, yeah.
- 27:57Speaker 4: That was before all the trouble started over two months ago. Well,
- 28:01Speaker 4: what you been doing all this time?
- 28:02Speaker 2: Well, you know, we've been pretty busy protecting ourselves, cutting
- 28:06Speaker 2: the lines and stopping transportation and such.
- 28:09Speaker 4: I figured it was the mice done it, yeah. Yeah,
- 28:12Speaker 4: we didn't like it, but it was them or us, so.
- 28:15Speaker 2: We did it.
- 28:17Speaker 5: Well, how come you look so terrible, though?
- 28:19Speaker 2: Well, we stopped the trains and the planes, you know,
- 28:23Speaker 2: so we had to walk back. That's one heck of
- 28:29Speaker 2: a walk. For a mouse.
- 28:39Speaker 5: Like I said, this is about George.
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