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Tales of Tinsel and Toilet Humor: South Park Meets Phineas and Ferb · Systematic Geekology

• 1:14
  How
• 1:15
  does
• 1:15
  the
• 1:15
  secular
• 1:16
  world
• 1:16
  celebrate
• 1:16
  Christmas?
• 1:17
  We're
• 1:17
  gonna
• 1:17
  be
• 1:18
  asking
• 1:18
  this
• 1:18
  question
• 1:18
  a
• 1:18
  lot
• 1:18
  more
• 1:18
  in
• 1:19
  today's
• 1:19
  episode
• 1:19
  of
• 1:19
  Cismak
• 1:20
  Ecology.
• 1:20
  We
• 1:20
  are
• 1:20
  the
• 1:20
  priests
• 1:21
  of
• 1:21
  the
• 1:21
  geeks
• 1:21
  today
• 1:21
  doing
• 1:22
  a
• 1:22
  special
• 1:23
  double
• 1:24
  Christmas
• 1:24
  episode
• 1:26
  with
• 1:26
  Phineas
• 1:27
  and
• 1:27
  Ferb
• 1:28
  and
• 1:28
  South.
• 1:29
  South
• 1:29
  End
• 1:29
  Park.
• 1:29
  South
• 1:30
  Park.
• 1:30
  You
• 1:30
  know,
• 1:30
  we're
• 1:30
  keeping
• 1:30
  it
• 1:30
  in.
• 1:31
  We'll
• 1:31
  do
• 1:31
  it
• 1:31
  live.
• 1:32
  It's
• 1:32
  me,
• 1:32
  your
• 1:33
  host,
• 1:33
  the
• 1:33
  one
• 1:33
  who
• 1:34
  can
• 1:34
  actually
• 1:34
  speak
• 1:34
  words
• 1:35
  well.
• 1:35
  And
• 1:35
  good
• 1:36
  Christian
• 1:36
  Ashley,
• 1:37
  joined
• 1:37
  by
• 1:38
  one
• 1:38
  of
• 1:38
  your
• 1:38
  fellow
• 1:38
  hosts,
• 1:39
  Evan
• 1:39
  Garcia.
• 1:39
  How's
• 1:40
  it
• 1:40
  going,
• 1:40
  Evan?
• 1:42
  Oh,
• 1:44
  I
• 1:45
  had
• 1:45
  to.
• 1:46
  I
• 1:46
  had
• 1:46
  to.
• 1:46
  Yeah.
• 1:47
  I
• 1:47
  mean,
• 1:47
  that's
• 1:47
  one
• 1:47
  of
• 1:48
  what
• 1:48
  we're
• 1:48
  covering
• 1:48
  today,
• 1:49
  but
• 1:49
  we're
• 1:49
  not
• 1:49
  alone.
• 1:51
  You
• 1:51
  may
• 1:51
  miss
• 1:51
  his
• 1:52
  voice,
• 1:52
  but
• 1:52
  he
• 1:54
  true
• 1:54
  Christmas
• 1:55
  miracle
• 1:55
  has
• 1:55
  happened.
• 1:56
  Today
• 1:56
  we
• 1:57
  are
• 1:57
  joined
• 1:57
  by
• 1:57
  Nick
• 1:58
  Polk
• 1:58
  once
• 1:58
  more
• 1:58
  as
• 1:59
  a
• 1:59
  guest.
• 1:59
  How's
• 1:59
  it
• 1:59
  going,
• 1:59
  Nick?
• 2:00
  I'm
• 2:01
  so
• 2:01
  good.
• 2:01
  And
• 2:02
  just
• 2:02
  the
• 2:02
  fact
• 2:02
  that
• 2:03
  Evan
• 2:04
  brought
• 2:04
  out
• 2:04
  the
• 2:05
  Mr.
• 2:05
  Hankey
• 2:06
  Hidey
• 2:06
  Ho
• 2:07
  is
• 2:07
  just,
• 2:07
  you
• 2:07
  know,
• 2:08
  the
• 2:08
  best.
• 2:09
  I
• 2:09
  love
• 2:09
  it.
• 2:10
  And
• 2:11
  I'm
• 2:11
  excited
• 2:11
  because
• 2:12
  this.
• 2:12
  This
• 2:12
  episode,
• 2:13
  this
• 2:13
  is
• 2:13
  the
• 2:13
  first
• 2:13
  time
• 2:14
  I've
• 2:15
  ever
• 2:15
  watched
• 2:15
  the
• 2:15
  Phineas
• 2:16
  and
• 2:16
  Ferb
• 2:16
  episode,
• 2:17
  so.
• 2:17
  Oh,
• 2:17
  really?
• 2:18
  Sounds
• 2:18
  very
• 2:18
  exciting.
• 2:20
  All
• 2:20
  right,
• 2:21
  well,
• 2:21
  when
• 2:21
  you're
• 2:21
  so
• 2:22
  enthusiastic,
• 2:22
  you're
• 2:22
  like,
• 2:22
  oh,
• 2:23
  yeah.
• 2:23
  Well,
• 2:23
  Nick
• 2:23
  obviously
• 2:23
  loves
• 2:24
  Phineas
• 2:24
  and
• 2:24
  Ferb
• 2:24
  too,
• 2:25
  so
• 2:25
  I
• 2:25
  was
• 2:25
  wrong.
• 2:26
  And
• 2:26
  you
• 2:26
  got
• 2:26
  to
• 2:27
  experience.
• 2:27
  I
• 2:28
  mean,
• 2:28
  it's
• 2:28
  one
• 2:28
  of
• 2:28
  the
• 2:28
  best
• 2:28
  ones.
• 2:29
  So
• 2:29
  here
• 2:29
  we
• 2:29
  go.
• 2:31
  I'm
• 2:31
  happy
• 2:31
  to
• 2:31
  have
• 2:31
  you
• 2:31
  along.
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  So
• 2:32
  we're
• 2:33
  gonna
• 2:33
  start
• 2:33
  with
• 2:33
  south
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  park
• 2:33
  today,
• 2:34
  and
• 2:35
  then
• 2:35
  we'll
• 2:35
  go
• 2:35
  to
• 2:35
  the
• 2:35
  Phineas
• 2:36
  and
• 2:36
  Ferb
• 2:36
  episode
• 2:36
  after
• 2:37
  we're
• 2:37
  done
• 2:37
  with
• 2:37
  this
• 2:37
  one.
• 2:38
  So,
• 2:38
  gentlemen,
• 2:39
  we've
• 2:39
  watched
• 2:40
  both
• 2:40
  of
• 2:40
  these.
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  Are
• 2:41
  we
• 2:41
  going
• 2:41
  to
• 2:41
  say
• 2:41
  at
• 2:42
  the
• 2:42
  same
• 2:42
  time,
• 2:43
  it's
• 2:43
  quite
• 2:44
  the
• 2:44
  interesting
• 2:44
  double
• 2:45
  feature
• 2:45
  we
• 2:45
  put
• 2:45
  out
• 2:46
  here.
• 2:46
  So
• 2:47
  we
• 2:47
  just
• 2:47
  left
• 2:47
  the
• 2:47
  drive
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  in.
• 2:48
  We
• 2:48
  saw.
• 2:48
  Let's
• 2:48
  say
• 2:48
  we
• 2:48
  just
• 2:48
  saw
• 2:49
  south
• 2:49
  park
• 2:49
  first.
• 2:49
  What's
• 2:50
  your
• 2:50
  first
• 2:50
  reaction
• 2:51
  and
• 2:51
  the
• 2:51
  first
• 2:51
  thing
• 2:51
  you
• 2:51
  want
• 2:51
  to
• 2:52
  say?
• 2:54
  My
• 2:54
  first
• 2:56
  reaction
• 2:56
  is,
• 2:57
  I'll
• 2:58
  check
• 2:58
  my
• 2:58
  toilet
• 2:59
  for
• 2:59
  any
• 2:59
  Santa
• 3:00
  Claus
• 3:00
  hats
• 3:00
  or
• 3:00
  anything.
• 3:01
  I
• 3:01
  don't
• 3:02
  be
• 3:02
  flushing
• 3:02
  down
• 3:03
  any
• 3:03
  Mr.
• 3:04
  Hankies
• 3:06
  because
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  he'll
• 3:07
  be
• 3:08
  useful
• 3:08
  to
• 3:08
  save
• 3:09
  the
• 3:09
  day
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  when
• 3:11
  everyone
• 3:11
  starts
• 3:13
  fighting
• 3:13
  about
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  Christmas.
• 3:15
  We
• 3:15
  all
• 3:15
  need
• 3:15
  Mr.
• 3:15
  Hankey
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  Fair.
• 3:18
  Nick,
• 3:19
  man,
• 3:20
  you
• 3:20
  know,
• 3:20
  I
• 3:20
  think
• 3:21
  I
• 3:21
  would
• 3:21
  have
• 3:21
  saw.
• 3:21
  I
• 3:21
  would
• 3:22
  also
• 3:22
  be
• 3:22
  checking
• 3:23
  my
• 3:23
  toilet
• 3:23
  for
• 3:23
  Mr.
• 3:24
  Hankey.
• 3:25
  But
• 3:25
  I.
• 3:26
  You
• 3:26
  know,
• 3:26
  I
• 3:26
  think
• 3:27
  one
• 3:27
  of
• 3:27
  the
• 3:27
  things
• 3:27
  that
• 3:27
  surprised
• 3:28
  me
• 3:28
  because
• 3:28
  I
• 3:28
  haven't
• 3:29
  watched
• 3:29
  the
• 3:30
  episode
• 3:31
  in
• 3:31
  a
• 3:31
  while
• 3:31
  now
• 3:32
  is
• 3:33
  it
• 3:33
  felt
• 3:34
  like
• 3:34
  the
• 3:34
  episode
• 3:34
  was
• 3:34
  written
• 3:35
  yesterday,
• 3:36
  you
• 3:36
  know,
• 3:36
  like
• 3:37
  the
• 3:37
  same
• 3:37
  issues,
• 3:38
  the
• 3:38
  same
• 3:38
  type
• 3:39
  of
• 3:39
  tone,
• 3:41
  you
• 3:41
  know,
• 3:41
  and
• 3:41
  I
• 3:41
  was
• 3:41
  just
• 3:42
  like,
• 3:42
  this
• 3:42
  is.
• 3:42
  This
• 3:43
  is
• 3:43
  kind
• 3:43
  of
• 3:43
  wild.
• 3:43
  Also,
• 3:45
  there's
• 3:45
  one
• 3:45
  thing
• 3:45
  that
• 3:46
  Uncle
• 3:46
  Jimbo
• 3:46
  said.
• 3:47
  He
• 3:47
  said
• 3:47
  when
• 3:48
  everyone's
• 3:48
  fighting,
• 3:48
  he's
• 3:49
  like,
• 3:49
  I'm
• 3:49
  sick
• 3:49
  and
• 3:49
  tired
• 3:50
  of
• 3:50
  these
• 3:50
  black
• 3:51
  lids
• 3:51
  on
• 3:52
  the.
• 3:52
  To
• 3:52
  go.
• 3:52
  Coffee
• 3:53
  is.
• 3:53
  If
• 3:53
  you
• 3:53
  don't
• 3:53
  know
• 3:53
  how
• 3:53
  to
• 3:54
  drink
• 3:54
  your
• 3:54
  coffee
• 3:54
  without
• 3:55
  spilling
• 3:55
  it,
• 3:55
  you
• 3:55
  shouldn't
• 3:56
  be
• 3:56
  driving
• 3:56
  with
• 3:56
  it.
• 3:57
  And
• 3:57
  I
• 3:57
  was
• 3:57
  like,
• 3:57
  that's
• 3:57
  like
• 3:58
  my
• 3:58
  hot
• 3:58
  take.
• 3:58
  And
• 3:58
  I
• 3:59
  was
• 3:59
  like,
• 3:59
  whoa.
• 4:00
  There's
• 4:01
  another
• 4:01
  reason
• 4:01
  why
• 4:01
  I
• 4:01
  love
• 4:02
  South
• 4:02
  Park.
• 4:04
  Yeah.
• 4:04
  That's
• 4:04
  one
• 4:05
  of
• 4:05
  the
• 4:05
  shocking
• 4:05
  things
• 4:05
  about
• 4:06
  the
• 4:06
  show
• 4:06
  is
• 4:06
  that
• 4:07
  unfortunately,
• 4:07
  not
• 4:08
  a
• 4:08
  lot
• 4:08
  has
• 4:08
  changed.
• 4:09
  So
• 4:10
  they
• 4:10
  could
• 4:10
  release
• 4:10
  the
• 4:10
  same
• 4:11
  episode
• 4:11
  today
• 4:11
  and
• 4:11
  not
• 4:12
  change
• 4:12
  much,
• 4:13
  and
• 4:13
  it
• 4:14
  would
• 4:14
  have
• 4:14
  just
• 4:14
  as
• 4:14
  much
• 4:15
  value.
• 4:16
  Yeah,
• 4:17
  yeah.
• 4:18
  So
• 4:18
  my
• 4:18
  reaction
• 4:19
  is,
• 4:19
  you
• 4:19
  know
• 4:19
  what?
• 4:20
  That
• 4:20
  is
• 4:20
  some.
• 4:21
  Some
• 4:21
  solid
• 4:22
  social
• 4:22
  and
• 4:22
  religious
• 4:23
  commentary.
• 4:24
  And
• 4:24
  I
• 4:24
  know
• 4:24
  this
• 4:25
  is
• 4:25
  going
• 4:25
  to
• 4:25
  be
• 4:25
  the
• 4:25
  unpopular
• 4:26
  opinion
• 4:27
  of
• 4:27
  the
• 4:27
  episode.
• 4:28
  I
• 4:28
  don't
• 4:29
  care
• 4:29
  for
• 4:29
  Mr.
• 4:29
  Hanke
• 4:30
  or
• 4:30
  scatological
• 4:31
  humor.
• 4:31
  It's
• 4:32
  not
• 4:32
  for
• 4:32
  me.
• 4:35
  Yeah,
• 4:36
  it
• 4:36
  is.
• 4:36
  It
• 4:36
  is
• 4:37
  like
• 4:37
  the
• 4:37
  lowest
• 4:37
  of
• 4:38
  the.
• 4:38
  Low,
• 4:38
  you
• 4:38
  know,
• 4:40
  I
• 4:40
  mean,
• 4:41
  I'm
• 4:41
  not
• 4:41
  going
• 4:41
  to
• 4:42
  judge
• 4:42
  anyone
• 4:42
  for
• 4:43
  laughing
• 4:43
  at
• 4:43
  that
• 4:44
  type
• 4:44
  of
• 4:44
  humor.
• 4:44
  It's
• 4:45
  just.
• 4:45
  It's
• 4:45
  like
• 4:45
  the
• 4:46
  lowest
• 4:46
  common,
• 4:46
  nominated
• 4:47
  humor,
• 4:47
  in
• 4:47
  my
• 4:48
  opinion,
• 4:49
  is
• 4:49
  to
• 4:50
  go
• 4:50
  for
• 4:50
  stuff
• 4:50
  like
• 4:50
  this.
• 4:51
  Yeah.
• 4:51
  The.
• 4:52
  You
• 4:52
  know.
• 4:53
  Yeah,
• 4:53
  yeah.
• 4:54
  True.
• 4:54
  I
• 4:54
  agree
• 4:54
  with
• 4:54
  that.
• 4:55
  It's
• 4:55
  the
• 4:55
  point
• 4:55
  across
• 4:55
  for
• 4:56
  sure.
• 4:58
  So
• 4:58
  would
• 4:58
  you
• 4:58
  two
• 4:58
  gentlemen
• 4:59
  like
• 4:59
  to
• 4:59
  help
• 4:59
  me
• 4:59
  summarize
• 5:00
  the
• 5:00
  events
• 5:01
  of
• 5:01
  the
• 5:01
  episode
• 5:01
  real
• 5:01
  quick?
• 5:03
  You
• 5:03
  know,
• 5:04
  where
• 5:04
  do
• 5:05
  you
• 5:05
  want
• 5:05
  me
• 5:05
  to
• 5:05
  stop?
• 5:05
  Where
• 5:05
  do
• 5:05
  you
• 5:06
  want
• 5:06
  me?
• 5:06
  Do
• 5:06
  you
• 5:06
  want
• 5:06
  me
• 5:06
  to
• 5:06
  do,
• 5:06
  like
• 5:06
  the
• 5:07
  first
• 5:07
  third
• 5:07
  here?
• 5:08
  I
• 5:08
  mean,
• 5:08
  we
• 5:08
  can
• 5:08
  build
• 5:09
  up
• 5:09
  off
• 5:09
  of
• 5:09
  each
• 5:09
  other.
• 5:11
  Okay,
• 5:11
  well,
• 5:11
  I'll
• 5:12
  start
• 5:12
  off
• 5:12
  and
• 5:12
  then
• 5:12
  someone.
• 5:13
  I'll
• 5:13
  stop
• 5:13
  and
• 5:13
  see
• 5:14
  where
• 5:14
  he
• 5:15
  wants
• 5:15
  to
• 5:15
  interject.
• 5:16
  So
• 5:17
  we're
• 5:17
  at
• 5:17
  the
• 5:17
  school,
• 5:18
  South
• 5:18
  park
• 5:18
  elementary,
• 5:19
  and
• 5:19
  they
• 5:19
  are
• 5:20
  doing
• 5:20
  a
• 5:20
  Christmas
• 5:21
  play
• 5:22
  that
• 5:22
  is
• 5:22
  very
• 5:22
  much
• 5:22
  inspired
• 5:23
  by
• 5:23
  the
• 5:23
  Charlie
• 5:24
  Brown
• 5:24
  Christmas
• 5:25
  special.
• 5:26
  And,
• 5:26
  you
• 5:26
  know,
• 5:26
  they're
• 5:27
  doing
• 5:27
  the
• 5:28
  Jesus
• 5:28
  born
• 5:29
  in
• 5:29
  a
• 5:29
  manger
• 5:29
  with
• 5:30
  a
• 5:30
  very
• 5:31
  sort
• 5:31
  of
• 5:34
  as
• 5:34
  graphic
• 5:35
  as
• 5:35
  you
• 5:35
  can
• 5:35
  get
• 5:35
  with
• 5:35
  south
• 5:36
  park
• 5:36
  birth
• 5:37
  scene
• 5:38
  to
• 5:38
  which
• 5:38
  Mr.
• 5:39
  Garrison
• 5:39
  is
• 5:39
  directing
• 5:40
  and
• 5:40
  very
• 5:40
  unhappy
• 5:41
  because
• 5:41
  it's
• 5:41
  not
• 5:42
  believable.
• 5:43
  You
• 5:43
  know,
• 5:43
  the
• 5:43
  birth
• 5:43
  scene
• 5:44
  with
• 5:44
  the
• 5:44
  fake
• 5:44
  doll
• 5:45
  with,
• 5:45
  you
• 5:45
  know,
• 5:46
  fourth
• 5:46
  grader.
• 5:47
  And
• 5:48
  all
• 5:49
  of
• 5:49
  a
• 5:49
  sudden,
• 5:49
  Kyle's
• 5:50
  mom
• 5:50
  comes
• 5:51
  in
• 5:51
  and
• 5:51
  she's
• 5:51
  very
• 5:51
  upset
• 5:52
  because
• 5:52
  separation
• 5:53
  of
• 5:53
  church
• 5:54
  and
• 5:54
  state.
• 5:54
  How
• 5:55
  can
• 5:55
  there
• 5:55
  be
• 5:55
  a
• 5:55
  Christian
• 5:56
  play
• 5:56
  at
• 5:56
  a
• 5:57
  public
• 5:57
  school?
• 5:57
  What
• 5:57
  about
• 5:58
  Hanukkah?
• 5:59
  And
• 5:59
  then
• 6:01
  basically,
• 6:01
  Kyle's
• 6:02
  mom
• 6:02
  starts
• 6:02
  a
• 6:03
  whole
• 6:05
  riot
• 6:05
  in
• 6:05
  town
• 6:06
  for
• 6:06
  different
• 6:06
  factions
• 6:07
  of
• 6:07
  religions
• 6:08
  and
• 6:08
  political
• 6:08
  views
• 6:09
  on
• 6:09
  how
• 6:09
  to
• 6:10
  make
• 6:10
  a.
• 6:12
  The
• 6:12
  least
• 6:13
  offensive
• 6:14
  Christmas
• 6:16
  play
• 6:17
  possible.
• 6:18
  Yeah.
• 6:19
  Yes.
• 6:19
  And
• 6:19
  that's
• 6:19
  how
• 6:19
  it
• 6:19
  starts
• 6:20
  off.
• 6:20
  Yeah,
• 6:21
  Evan.
• 6:22
  And
• 6:22
  then
• 6:23
  we
• 6:24
  get
• 6:24
  into
• 6:25
  more
• 6:26
  of
• 6:26
  the
• 6:27
  characters
• 6:28
  in
• 6:28
  play,
• 6:28
  and
• 6:29
  then
• 6:29
  we
• 6:29
  find
• 6:29
  out
• 6:29
  that
• 6:30
  Kyle's
• 6:30
  Jewish
• 6:31
  and
• 6:31
  he
• 6:31
  busts
• 6:32
  out
• 6:32
  into
• 6:32
  song,
• 6:33
  which
• 6:33
  is
• 6:34
  always
• 6:34
  a
• 6:34
  fun
• 6:35
  time
• 6:35
  when
• 6:35
  south
• 6:35
  park
• 6:36
  does
• 6:36
  a
• 6:36
  song.
• 6:38
  And
• 6:39
  I
• 6:40
  completely,
• 6:41
  completely
• 6:41
  forgot
• 6:42
  about
• 6:42
  the
• 6:42
  song.
• 6:44
  And
• 6:44
  then
• 6:45
  honestly,
• 6:46
  I
• 6:46
  don't
• 6:46
  remember
• 6:47
  what
• 6:47
  came
• 6:48
  after
• 6:49
  that.
• 6:49
  Did
• 6:50
  they
• 6:50
  go,
• 6:51
  yeah,
• 6:51
  I
• 6:51
  don't
• 6:52
  remember.
• 6:52
  After
• 6:53
  the
• 6:53
  song.
• 6:53
  This
• 6:54
  is
• 6:54
  when
• 6:55
  he
• 6:55
  had
• 6:55
  mentioned,
• 6:55
  like,
• 6:55
  as
• 6:55
  an
• 6:56
  alternative
• 6:56
  to
• 6:57
  like,
• 6:57
  Santa
• 6:57
  and
• 6:58
  Jesus,
• 6:58
  that
• 6:58
  they
• 6:58
  could
• 6:59
  do
• 6:59
  Mr.
• 6:59
  Hankey,
• 7:00
  which
• 7:00
  no
• 7:00
  one
• 7:00
  else
• 7:01
  believes
• 7:01
  in
• 7:01
  him.
• 7:03
  And
• 7:03
  that's
• 7:04
  part
• 7:04
  of
• 7:04
  this
• 7:04
  is
• 7:04
  he
• 7:05
  is
• 7:05
  actually
• 7:05
  getting
• 7:06
  committed
• 7:06
  to
• 7:06
  a
• 7:07
  mental
• 7:07
  asylum
• 7:07
  because
• 7:08
  he's
• 7:08
  the
• 7:08
  only
• 7:08
  one
• 7:08
  who
• 7:08
  believes
• 7:09
  in
• 7:09
  him.
• 7:10
  So
• 7:10
  all
• 7:11
  these
• 7:11
  things
• 7:11
  happen
• 7:11
  to
• 7:12
  where
• 7:13
  Kyle's
• 7:13
  around.
• 7:14
  He's
• 7:15
  active
• 7:15
  Mr.
• 7:15
  Hanke,
• 7:16
  but
• 7:16
  when
• 7:17
  he's
• 7:17
  with
• 7:17
  other
• 7:17
  people,
• 7:18
  he's
• 7:18
  not.
• 7:18
  So
• 7:18
  it
• 7:18
  looks
• 7:19
  like
• 7:19
  he's
• 7:19
  just
• 7:19
  carrying
• 7:20
  a
• 7:20
  bunch
• 7:20
  of
• 7:20
  feces
• 7:20
  around
• 7:21
  with
• 7:21
  him.
• 7:21
  And
• 7:21
  all
• 7:21
  these
• 7:21
  things
• 7:22
  happen
• 7:22
  with
• 7:23
  Mr.
• 7:23
  Mackey
• 7:23
  getting
• 7:23
  upset,
• 7:24
  Mr.
• 7:24
  Garrison
• 7:25
  getting
• 7:25
  upset,
• 7:26
  the
• 7:26
  kids
• 7:26
  getting
• 7:27
  upset.
• 7:27
  So
• 7:28
  that's
• 7:28
  why
• 7:28
  they
• 7:28
  commit
• 7:28
  him.
• 7:29
  And
• 7:29
  eventually
• 7:30
  when
• 7:30
  they
• 7:30
  mention
• 7:31
  the
• 7:31
  name
• 7:31
  to
• 7:31
  Chef,
• 7:32
  he
• 7:32
  knows
• 7:33
  who
• 7:33
  Mr.
• 7:33
  Hankey
• 7:34
  is
• 7:34
  and
• 7:34
  he
• 7:34
  helps
• 7:34
  inspire
• 7:35
  them
• 7:36
  to
• 7:37
  believe
• 7:38
  in
• 7:38
  Mr.
• 7:38
  Hank
• 7:38
  too.
• 7:39
  They
• 7:39
  get
• 7:39
  Kyle
• 7:39
  out
• 7:40
  and
• 7:40
  they
• 7:40
  celebrate
• 7:40
  the
• 7:41
  true
• 7:41
  meaning
• 7:41
  of
• 7:41
  Christmas,
• 7:42
  which
• 7:42
  is,
• 7:42
  you
• 7:42
  know,
• 7:42
  loving
• 7:42
  each
• 7:43
  other
• 7:43
  in
• 7:44
  the
• 7:44
  south
• 7:44
  park
• 7:44
  view.
• 7:45
  And
• 7:45
  then
• 7:45
  we
• 7:45
  cut
• 7:45
  to
• 7:45
  Jesus
• 7:47
  by
• 7:47
  himself
• 7:48
  wishing
• 7:48
  himself
• 7:48
  a
• 7:49
  happy
• 7:49
  birthday
• 7:50
  at
• 7:50
  the
• 7:51
  radio
• 7:51
  station.
• 7:55
  Yeah.
• 7:56
  The
• 7:56
  point
• 7:56
  being,
• 7:57
  you
• 7:57
  know,
• 7:57
  because
• 7:58
  they.
• 7:58
  They
• 7:58
  strip
• 7:59
  away
• 7:59
  all
• 7:59
  the
• 7:59
  meaning
• 8:00
  of
• 8:00
  Christmas
• 8:00
  at
• 8:00
  the
• 8:00
  end
• 8:01
  of
• 8:01
  the
• 8:01
  day.
• 8:01
  Like
• 8:01
  there's
• 8:01
  nothing
• 8:02
  you
• 8:02
  can
• 8:02
  do.
• 8:02
  Right.
• 8:02
  Where
• 8:03
  they
• 8:03
  even
• 8:03
  just
• 8:03
  remove
• 8:04
  all
• 8:04
  the
• 8:04
  decorations.
• 8:05
  I
• 8:05
  think
• 8:06
  it's
• 8:06
  just,
• 8:07
  you
• 8:07
  know,
• 8:08
  Chef
• 8:08
  sings
• 8:09
  a
• 8:09
  love
• 8:09
  song.
• 8:10
  Oh,
• 8:11
  yeah.
• 8:11
  They
• 8:11
  wear
• 8:11
  those
• 8:11
  weird
• 8:12
  leotards
• 8:13
  and.
• 8:15
  And
• 8:15
  so
• 8:15
  Mr.
• 8:15
  Hankey
• 8:16
  comes
• 8:16
  and
• 8:16
  brings.
• 8:16
  Meaning
• 8:17
  back
• 8:17
  to
• 8:17
  Christmas
• 8:18
  by
• 8:18
  spreading
• 8:19
  his
• 8:19
  little
• 8:19
  poo
• 8:19
  everywhere.
• 8:20
  Yeah.
• 8:23
  Everyone
• 8:23
  gets
• 8:23
  offended
• 8:24
  and
• 8:24
  it's
• 8:24
  like
• 8:24
  just
• 8:24
  some
• 8:24
  ridiculous
• 8:25
  things
• 8:25
  brought
• 8:25
  up
• 8:25
  about
• 8:26
  what
• 8:26
  people
• 8:26
  are
• 8:26
  offended
• 8:26
  by.
• 8:27
  And
• 8:27
  of
• 8:27
  course,
• 8:27
  Mr.
• 8:27
  Garrison
• 8:29
  is
• 8:30
  himself
• 8:31
  and
• 8:31
  talking
• 8:32
  about
• 8:32
  how,
• 8:33
  because
• 8:34
  Kyle's
• 8:34
  family
• 8:35
  doesn't
• 8:35
  want
• 8:35
  to
• 8:35
  be
• 8:35
  involved,
• 8:35
  they
• 8:36
  must
• 8:36
  be
• 8:36
  pagan.
• 8:37
  Oh,
• 8:37
  yeah,
• 8:38
  yeah.
• 8:39
  Was
• 8:39
  it
• 8:39
  the
• 8:40
  pagan
• 8:40
  kind
• 8:40
  of
• 8:40
  the
• 8:40
  Mexicans?
• 8:43
  No,
• 8:44
  we
• 8:44
  can
• 8:44
  get
• 8:44
  rid
• 8:45
  of
• 8:45
  the
• 8:45
  Mexicans.
• 8:46
  Which
• 8:47
  is
• 8:47
  part
• 8:47
  of
• 8:47
  the
• 8:48
  great
• 8:48
  hypocritical
• 8:49
  humor
• 8:49
  with
• 8:49
  him
• 8:50
  is
• 8:50
  that
• 8:50
  he
• 8:50
  is
• 8:50
  obviously
• 8:51
  very
• 8:52
  much
• 8:52
  not
• 8:52
  a
• 8:52
  Christian
• 8:52
  himself,
• 8:53
  and
• 8:53
  yet
• 8:53
  he's
• 8:53
  trying
• 8:53
  to
• 8:54
  enforce
• 8:54
  these
• 8:55
  Christian
• 8:55
  values
• 8:56
  because
• 8:56
  that's
• 8:56
  what's
• 8:56
  expected
• 8:57
  of
• 8:57
  the
• 8:57
  time.
• 8:59
  All
• 8:59
  right,
• 9:00
  so
• 9:01
  we've
• 9:01
  gone
• 9:01
  through
• 9:01
  the
• 9:01
  episode
• 9:02
  summary.
• 9:02
  Let's
• 9:02
  go
• 9:02
  through
• 9:03
  what
• 9:03
  we
• 9:03
  like
• 9:03
  and
• 9:03
  what
• 9:04
  we
• 9:04
  love,
• 9:04
  what
• 9:04
  we
• 9:04
  don't
• 9:05
  love
• 9:05
  about
• 9:05
  it.
• 9:05
  Who
• 9:05
  wants
• 9:05
  to
• 9:06
  go
• 9:06
  first?
• 9:06
  I'll
• 9:07
  start
• 9:07
  off
• 9:07
  with
• 9:09
  what
• 9:09
  I
• 9:09
  liked
• 9:10
  about.
• 9:10
  It
• 9:10
  was
• 9:11
  like
• 9:12
  what
• 9:12
  we
• 9:12
  talked
• 9:12
  about
• 9:12
  is
• 9:13
  it's.
• 9:14
  It's
• 9:14
  just
• 9:15
  as
• 9:15
  a
• 9:15
  poignant
• 9:16
  now
• 9:16
  that
• 9:17
  it
• 9:17
  was,
• 9:18
  what,
• 9:18
  30
• 9:19
  years
• 9:19
  ago
• 9:19
  now,
• 9:20
  which.
• 9:21
  Wait.
• 9:21
  Yeah,
• 9:22
  30
• 9:22
  years
• 9:22
  ago.
• 9:22
  Holy
• 9:22
  cow,
• 9:23
  that's
• 9:23
  crazy.
• 9:24
  South
• 9:24
  park
• 9:25
  is
• 9:25
  30
• 9:26
  plus
• 9:26
  years
• 9:26
  old.
• 9:27
  Okay.
• 9:29
  But
• 9:31
  I
• 9:32
  like
• 9:32
  that.
• 9:33
  Just
• 9:33
  the
• 9:33
  bluntness.
• 9:35
  The.
• 9:35
  The
• 9:36
  bluntness
• 9:36
  of
• 9:37
  it.
• 9:38
  That
• 9:38
  when.
• 9:39
  That
• 9:39
  when
• 9:39
  I
• 9:39
  first
• 9:39
  watched
• 9:40
  it,
• 9:40
  the
• 9:41
  30
• 9:41
  years
• 9:41
  ago,
• 9:43
  most
• 9:43
  of
• 9:43
  it
• 9:43
  went
• 9:44
  over
• 9:44
  my
• 9:44
  head
• 9:46
  when
• 9:46
  I
• 9:46
  was
• 9:47
  a
• 9:47
  kid.
• 9:48
  So
• 9:48
  now
• 9:48
  I
• 9:49
  can
• 9:49
  see
• 9:49
  it
• 9:49
  in
• 9:50
  its
• 9:50
  context
• 9:51
  and
• 9:53
  try
• 9:53
  to
• 9:53
  pick
• 9:53
  up
• 9:53
  on
• 9:54
  the
• 9:55
  nuance
• 9:56
  that
• 9:56
  is
• 9:56
  there,
• 9:58
  which.
• 10:00
  And
• 10:01
  I
• 10:02
  liked.
• 10:02
  How
• 10:06
  was
• 10:06
  I
• 10:06
  saying?
• 10:06
  No,
• 10:07
  just
• 10:07
  the.
• 10:08
  That
• 10:09
  I
• 10:09
  remember
• 10:10
  it
• 10:10
  being
• 10:11
  just
• 10:12
  more
• 10:12
  funny
• 10:12
  and
• 10:13
  kind
• 10:13
  of
• 10:14
  silly
• 10:14
  because
• 10:14
  of
• 10:14
  the
• 10:15
  whole
• 10:16
  Mr.
• 10:16
  Hankey
• 10:17
  thing.
• 10:17
  But
• 10:17
  I
• 10:17
  did
• 10:18
  appreciate
• 10:19
  the
• 10:19
  commentary
• 10:20
  of.
• 10:23
  At
• 10:23
  least
• 10:24
  there's
• 10:24
  some
• 10:25
  kind
• 10:25
  of
• 10:25
  meaning
• 10:26
  to
• 10:27
  Christmas
• 10:28
  outside
• 10:28
  of
• 10:29
  the
• 10:29
  binary
• 10:29
  of
• 10:31
  Christian
• 10:32
  and
• 10:32
  not
• 10:33
  Christian.
• 10:33
  And
• 10:35
  there's
• 10:35
  a
• 10:36
  importance
• 10:37
  that
• 10:37
  you
• 10:37
  still
• 10:37
  can
• 10:38
  celebrate
• 10:38
  it
• 10:39
  and
• 10:40
  not
• 10:40
  fall
• 10:40
  into
• 10:41
  those
• 10:41
  gaps,
• 10:41
  I
• 10:42
  think.
• 10:42
  And
• 10:44
  I
• 10:44
  think
• 10:45
  that's
• 10:46
  an
• 10:46
  important
• 10:49
  something
• 10:49
  for
• 10:51
  the
• 10:51
  community
• 10:52
  to
• 10:52
  hear
• 10:53
  now.
• 10:54
  Yes.
• 10:54
  How
• 10:55
  about
• 10:55
  what
• 10:55
  you
• 10:55
  don't
• 10:55
  like?
• 10:56
  Well,
• 10:56
  I
• 10:56
  don't
• 10:57
  like
• 10:59
  that
• 11:00
  song.
• 11:00
  Just
• 11:00
  made
• 11:00
  me
• 11:01
  feel
• 11:01
  uncomfortable.
• 11:03
  Which
• 11:04
  one?
• 11:05
  Kyle's
• 11:05
  song.
• 11:06
  I'm
• 11:06
  Just
• 11:07
  a
• 11:07
  Jew.
• 11:08
  I'm
• 11:09
  like,
• 11:09
  oh,
• 11:10
  great.
• 11:11
  Like,
• 11:11
  he's
• 11:12
  so
• 11:12
  negative
• 11:13
  about
• 11:13
  it.
• 11:13
  I'm
• 11:13
  like,
• 11:13
  bro,
• 11:14
  come
• 11:14
  on.
• 11:16
  Jesus
• 11:17
  was
• 11:17
  a
• 11:17
  Jew.
• 11:17
  Let's
• 11:18
  go.
• 11:20
  No,
• 11:21
  the.
• 11:21
  I
• 11:22
  was
• 11:22
  watching
• 11:22
  this,
• 11:23
  and
• 11:23
  I
• 11:24
  have
• 11:24
  the
• 11:24
  Mr.
• 11:25
  Hankes
• 11:25
  Christmas
• 11:26
  classics
• 11:27
  Christmas
• 11:27
  album,
• 11:28
  which
• 11:28
  is
• 11:28
  a
• 11:28
  real
• 11:29
  album
• 11:29
  that
• 11:29
  you
• 11:29
  can
• 11:29
  buy.
• 11:29
  And
• 11:30
  if
• 11:30
  you
• 11:30
  love
• 11:30
  south
• 11:30
  park,
• 11:31
  it's
• 11:31
  one
• 11:31
  that
• 11:32
  I
• 11:33
  think
• 11:33
  many
• 11:33
  people
• 11:33
  would
• 11:34
  love
• 11:34
  to
• 11:34
  have
• 11:34
  in
• 11:34
  their
• 11:34
  collection.
• 11:35
  But
• 11:36
  this
• 11:36
  episode
• 11:37
  has
• 11:37
  some
• 11:38
  of,
• 11:38
  like
• 11:38
  the
• 11:38
  first
• 11:39
  renditions
• 11:40
  of
• 11:41
  like
• 11:42
  a
• 11:42
  quarter
• 11:43
  of
• 11:43
  the
• 11:43
  songs
• 11:44
  in
• 11:44
  that
• 11:44
  album.
• 11:45
  And
• 11:46
  so
• 11:46
  they're
• 11:46
  like
• 11:46
  more
• 11:46
  produced
• 11:47
  and
• 11:47
  stuff.
• 11:47
  But
• 11:47
  anyway,
• 11:48
  yeah,
• 11:48
  the.
• 11:49
  The
• 11:49
  I'm
• 11:49
  a
• 11:49
  Jew.
• 11:50
  A
• 11:50
  Lonely
• 11:50
  Jew
• 11:50
  on
• 11:50
  Christmas
• 11:51
  is,
• 11:51
  you
• 11:52
  know,
• 11:53
  a
• 11:53
  classic.
• 11:54
  It's
• 11:54
  classic.
• 11:54
  Yeah.
• 11:55
  How
• 11:55
  about
• 11:55
  you,
• 11:56
  Nick?
• 11:56
  What
• 11:56
  do
• 11:56
  you
• 11:56
  love
• 11:56
  and
• 11:56
  not
• 11:57
  love
• 11:57
  about
• 11:57
  this
• 11:57
  episode?
• 11:59
  Yeah,
• 11:59
  I
• 11:59
  think
• 11:59
  I
• 11:59
  love
• 12:00
  the
• 12:01
  two.
• 12:01
  Two
• 12:02
  things,
• 12:02
  you
• 12:02
  know,
• 12:02
  kind
• 12:03
  of
• 12:03
  piggybacking
• 12:04
  off
• 12:04
  of
• 12:04
  Evan.
• 12:04
  But
• 12:05
  I
• 12:05
  think
• 12:05
  just
• 12:05
  the
• 12:06
  noticing
• 12:07
  as
• 12:07
  an
• 12:07
  adult,
• 12:07
  like
• 12:08
  the
• 12:08
  political
• 12:08
  commentary,
• 12:09
  because
• 12:09
  as
• 12:09
  a
• 12:09
  kid,
• 12:09
  of
• 12:10
  course,
• 12:10
  it's
• 12:10
  a
• 12:10
  talking
• 12:11
  piece
• 12:11
  of
• 12:11
  poo,
• 12:11
  which
• 12:12
  is
• 12:12
  just
• 12:13
  hilarious
• 12:13
  when
• 12:14
  you're,
• 12:14
  you
• 12:15
  know,
• 12:15
  between
• 12:16
  6
• 12:17
  and
• 12:17
  13
• 12:17
  years
• 12:18
  old,
• 12:18
  you
• 12:19
  know,
• 12:19
  maybe
• 12:19
  even
• 12:19
  a
• 12:19
  little
• 12:19
  older.
• 12:20
  And
• 12:20
  it's.
• 12:20
  For
• 12:20
  me,
• 12:21
  it's
• 12:21
  still
• 12:21
  pretty
• 12:21
  funny.
• 12:22
  Like,
• 12:22
  it's
• 12:22
  still
• 12:22
  some
• 12:22
  of
• 12:23
  the
• 12:23
  really
• 12:25
  slapstick
• 12:26
  physical
• 12:26
  humor
• 12:27
  is.
• 12:27
  Is.
• 12:27
  I
• 12:28
  think
• 12:28
  still
• 12:28
  holds
• 12:28
  up
• 12:29
  in
• 12:29
  a
• 12:29
  certain
• 12:29
  way
• 12:31
  now.
• 12:31
  I
• 12:32
  don't
• 12:32
  think
• 12:33
  that
• 12:34
  I'm
• 12:34
  not
• 12:34
  a
• 12:35
  big.
• 12:35
  I'll
• 12:35
  say
• 12:35
  the
• 12:35
  thing
• 12:36
  that
• 12:36
  I
• 12:36
  don't
• 12:36
  like.
• 12:36
  I.
• 12:37
  I
• 12:37
  think
• 12:37
  that
• 12:37
  the
• 12:38
  smears
• 12:39
  that
• 12:40
  Mr.
• 12:40
  Hanky
• 12:41
  leaves
• 12:41
  are
• 12:42
  very.
• 12:42
  They
• 12:42
  are
• 12:43
  very
• 12:44
  disgusting.
• 12:47
  Oh,
• 12:49
  they.
• 12:49
  They
• 12:49
  get
• 12:49
  it.
• 12:50
  And
• 12:51
  I
• 12:51
  would
• 12:51
  rather
• 12:51
  watch
• 12:52
  their
• 12:52
  little
• 12:52
  Mr.
• 12:52
  Hanky
• 12:53
  live
• 12:53
  action
• 12:54
  commercial
• 12:54
  they
• 12:54
  did
• 12:55
  because
• 12:55
  you
• 12:55
  can
• 12:56
  clearly
• 12:56
  tell
• 12:56
  it's
• 12:57
  play.
• 12:57
  D'oh.
• 12:58
  Yes.
• 12:59
  Instead
• 12:59
  of
• 12:59
  the
• 12:59
  smears.
• 13:00
  But
• 13:01
  yeah.
• 13:01
  So
• 13:01
  ultimately
• 13:02
  that
• 13:02
  was
• 13:02
  the
• 13:02
  thing
• 13:02
  I
• 13:03
  didn't
• 13:03
  like.
• 13:03
  But
• 13:03
  then
• 13:03
  the
• 13:03
  political
• 13:04
  commentary
• 13:04
  came
• 13:05
  in
• 13:06
  and
• 13:06
  I
• 13:06
  think
• 13:07
  it's
• 13:07
  a
• 13:08
  very
• 13:08
  uniquely
• 13:09
  American
• 13:09
  show
• 13:10
  in
• 13:10
  the
• 13:10
  sense
• 13:10
  that
• 13:10
  it
• 13:11
  really
• 13:11
  tries
• 13:11
  to
• 13:12
  navigate
• 13:13
  like
• 13:14
  a
• 13:14
  pluralistic
• 13:15
  society.
• 13:16
  And
• 13:16
  how
• 13:16
  do
• 13:16
  we.
• 13:17
  What's
• 13:17
  the
• 13:18
  thing
• 13:18
  that
• 13:18
  we
• 13:18
  could
• 13:18
  come
• 13:18
  together
• 13:19
  on
• 13:19
  Christmas
• 13:19
  without
• 13:20
  removing
• 13:20
  all
• 13:20
  meaning?
• 13:21
  Right.
• 13:21
  Because
• 13:21
  that's
• 13:22
  the
• 13:22
  thing.
• 13:22
  Like
• 13:22
  everyone's
• 13:23
  offended
• 13:23
  by
• 13:23
  everything,
• 13:24
  so
• 13:24
  you
• 13:24
  can't
• 13:24
  celebrate
• 13:25
  anything.
• 13:26
  And
• 13:26
  of
• 13:26
  course,
• 13:27
  they're
• 13:27
  very
• 13:27
  tongue
• 13:28
  in
• 13:28
  cheek
• 13:29
  sarcastic
• 13:29
  about
• 13:30
  it.
• 13:30
  But
• 13:30
  then
• 13:30
  of
• 13:30
  course,
• 13:30
  you
• 13:31
  celebrate
• 13:31
  around
• 13:31
  a
• 13:32
  piece
• 13:32
  of
• 13:32
  poo.
• 13:32
  It's
• 13:33
  just
• 13:33
  like
• 13:33
  one
• 13:34
  of
• 13:34
  the
• 13:34
  ultimate
• 13:35
  kind
• 13:35
  of.
• 13:35
  I
• 13:36
  don't
• 13:36
  know
• 13:36
  the
• 13:36
  right
• 13:36
  word
• 13:36
  for
• 13:36
  it.
• 13:37
  Like
• 13:37
  slap
• 13:37
  in
• 13:37
  the
• 13:37
  face,
• 13:39
  like
• 13:39
  ironic
• 13:40
  presentations.
• 13:41
  I
• 13:41
  don't
• 13:42
  really
• 13:42
  know
• 13:42
  where
• 13:42
  it's
• 13:42
  like,
• 13:42
  there's
• 13:43
  no
• 13:43
  meaning.
• 13:43
  So
• 13:43
  here's
• 13:44
  a
• 13:44
  piece
• 13:44
  of
• 13:44
  poo.
• 13:45
  This
• 13:45
  is
• 13:45
  what
• 13:45
  you
• 13:45
  get
• 13:45
  and
• 13:45
  deserve.
• 13:46
  You
• 13:46
  know,
• 13:47
  I
• 13:47
  don't
• 13:47
  know
• 13:48
  if
• 13:48
  that's.
• 13:48
  Right,
• 13:48
  but
• 13:49
  yeah,
• 13:49
  I'm
• 13:50
  with
• 13:50
  you
• 13:50
  guys
• 13:50
  a
• 13:50
  lot
• 13:51
  here.
• 13:51
  This
• 13:51
  is
• 13:52
  early.
• 13:52
  South
• 13:53
  park
• 13:53
  is
• 13:54
  not
• 13:54
  my
• 13:54
  favorite
• 13:55
  by
• 13:55
  any
• 13:55
  stretch
• 13:55
  of
• 13:55
  the
• 13:56
  imagination.
• 13:56
  They're
• 13:57
  finding
• 13:57
  themselves
• 13:58
  and
• 13:58
  they
• 13:58
  go
• 13:59
  a
• 13:59
  little
• 13:59
  too
• 13:59
  far
• 13:59
  at
• 13:59
  times.
• 13:59
  I
• 13:59
  say
• 14:00
  that
• 14:00
  they
• 14:00
  haven't
• 14:00
  done
• 14:00
  that
• 14:00
  in
• 14:01
  later
• 14:01
  seasons.
• 14:01
  There
• 14:02
  are
• 14:02
  definitely
• 14:02
  some.
• 14:02
  Some
• 14:03
  scenes
• 14:03
  there
• 14:03
  I
• 14:03
  could
• 14:05
  never
• 14:05
  have
• 14:05
  seen
• 14:05
  again
• 14:06
  or
• 14:06
  rewatch.
• 14:08
  But
• 14:09
  this
• 14:09
  is
• 14:09
  when
• 14:10
  they're,
• 14:10
  I
• 14:10
  think,
• 14:11
  not
• 14:11
  really
• 14:11
  at
• 14:11
  their
• 14:12
  crudest,
• 14:12
  but
• 14:12
  pretty
• 14:13
  close.
• 14:13
  So
• 14:13
  I'm
• 14:14
  not.
• 14:14
  That's
• 14:15
  not
• 14:15
  my
• 14:15
  type
• 14:15
  of
• 14:15
  humor
• 14:16
  outside.
• 14:16
  Every
• 14:17
  now
• 14:17
  and
• 14:17
  then
• 14:17
  they'll
• 14:17
  get
• 14:17
  me.
• 14:18
  Like
• 14:19
  when
• 14:19
  it's
• 14:20
  mixed
• 14:20
  in,
• 14:20
  like
• 14:20
  the
• 14:21
  commercial
• 14:21
  you
• 14:21
  mentioned
• 14:22
  with
• 14:22
  like,
• 14:22
  oh,
• 14:22
  man,
• 14:22
  I
• 14:23
  wish
• 14:23
  dad
• 14:23
  were
• 14:23
  still
• 14:23
  here
• 14:23
  or
• 14:24
  alive
• 14:24
  or
• 14:24
  something
• 14:24
  like
• 14:24
  that.
• 14:25
  It's
• 14:25
  like,
• 14:25
  oh,
• 14:25
  that
• 14:25
  got
• 14:26
  me.
• 14:26
  Yeah.
• 14:26
  Because
• 14:27
  I'd
• 14:27
  forgotten
• 14:27
  that
• 14:27
  one
• 14:29
  toy.
• 14:30
  That
• 14:30
  was
• 14:30
  a
• 14:30
  gem,
• 14:30
  whatever.
• 14:31
  But
• 14:31
  like.
• 14:32
  But
• 14:32
  that
• 14:32
  line,
• 14:33
  out
• 14:33
  of
• 14:33
  nowhere,
• 14:34
  I
• 14:34
  was.
• 14:34
  I
• 14:35
  was
• 14:35
  dying.
• 14:35
  The
• 14:35
  mom's
• 14:36
  face.
• 14:39
  But
• 14:39
  like
• 14:40
  that.
• 14:40
  The
• 14:40
  political
• 14:40
  commentary,
• 14:41
  I
• 14:41
  think
• 14:41
  is
• 14:42
  some
• 14:42
  of
• 14:42
  the.
• 14:42
  I
• 14:42
  mean,
• 14:43
  their
• 14:43
  best
• 14:43
  early
• 14:44
  material
• 14:44
  here.
• 14:45
  One
• 14:45
  thing
• 14:45
  they've
• 14:46
  been
• 14:46
  accused
• 14:46
  of
• 14:46
  over
• 14:46
  the
• 14:47
  years
• 14:47
  is
• 14:47
  always
• 14:47
  trying
• 14:48
  to
• 14:48
  find,
• 14:48
  like,
• 14:48
  the
• 14:48
  golden
• 14:48
  mean
• 14:49
  always
• 14:49
  be
• 14:49
  like,
• 14:50
  this
• 14:50
  side
• 14:50
  says
• 14:51
  this,
• 14:51
  this
• 14:51
  side
• 14:51
  says
• 14:52
  this,
• 14:52
  actually
• 14:52
  we
• 14:52
  should
• 14:52
  all
• 14:53
  meet
• 14:53
  in
• 14:53
  the
• 14:53
  middle.
• 14:53
  And
• 14:53
  that
• 14:54
  doesn't
• 14:54
  always
• 14:54
  work.
• 14:56
  They
• 14:56
  try
• 14:56
  and
• 14:57
  make
• 14:57
  it
• 14:57
  work
• 14:57
  sometimes.
• 14:57
  But
• 14:58
  I
• 14:58
  think
• 14:58
  that's
• 14:59
  one
• 14:59
  thing
• 14:59
  they
• 14:59
  do
• 15:00
  do
• 15:00
  well
• 15:00
  is
• 15:00
  that
• 15:01
  they
• 15:01
  show
• 15:01
  why
• 15:01
  someone
• 15:02
  would
• 15:02
  think
• 15:02
  a
• 15:02
  way
• 15:03
  that
• 15:03
  they
• 15:03
  do.
• 15:03
  And
• 15:04
  as
• 15:04
  someone
• 15:04
  who
• 15:05
  likes
• 15:05
  to
• 15:05
  Argue.
• 15:06
  Even
• 15:07
  I
• 15:07
  like
• 15:07
  arguing
• 15:08
  from
• 15:08
  a
• 15:08
  point
• 15:08
  I
• 15:08
  don't
• 15:09
  agree
• 15:09
  with
• 15:10
  because
• 15:10
  it
• 15:10
  helps
• 15:11
  me
• 15:11
  understand
• 15:11
  why
• 15:11
  someone
• 15:12
  would
• 15:12
  think
• 15:12
  that
• 15:12
  way.
• 15:13
  I
• 15:13
  appreciate
• 15:13
  that
• 15:14
  a
• 15:14
  lot.
• 15:14
  Because,
• 15:15
  you
• 15:15
  know,
• 15:16
  Kyle's
• 15:16
  mother,
• 15:17
  Sheila,
• 15:17
  is
• 15:17
  right
• 15:18
  in
• 15:18
  that
• 15:19
  she
• 15:20
  and
• 15:20
  her
• 15:20
  family,
• 15:21
  they
• 15:21
  don't
• 15:21
  believe
• 15:22
  in
• 15:22
  this
• 15:22
  and
• 15:22
  in
• 15:23
  fact,
• 15:24
  believe
• 15:24
  the
• 15:24
  exact
• 15:24
  opposite,
• 15:25
  that
• 15:25
  Jesus
• 15:25
  is
• 15:25
  not
• 15:25
  a
• 15:26
  messiah
• 15:26
  or
• 15:26
  anything
• 15:26
  like
• 15:26
  this.
• 15:27
  So
• 15:27
  should
• 15:28
  Kyle
• 15:28
  be
• 15:28
  forced
• 15:29
  to
• 15:29
  be
• 15:29
  a
• 15:29
  part
• 15:29
  of
• 15:29
  the
• 15:29
  school
• 15:30
  play?
• 15:30
  Well,
• 15:30
  that's
• 15:30
  the
• 15:30
  question
• 15:31
  we
• 15:31
  need
• 15:31
  to
• 15:31
  ask.
• 15:32
  But
• 15:32
  that
• 15:32
  same
• 15:32
  time,
• 15:33
  it's
• 15:33
  like,
• 15:33
  look,
• 15:33
  this,
• 15:35
  especially
• 15:35
  at
• 15:35
  that
• 15:35
  point
• 15:35
  in
• 15:35
  time
• 15:36
  in
• 15:36
  history,
• 15:36
  a
• 15:36
  majority
• 15:37
  Christian
• 15:37
  nation.
• 15:38
  So,
• 15:39
  like,
• 15:39
  how
• 15:40
  best
• 15:40
  to
• 15:41
  fit
• 15:41
  in
• 15:41
  for
• 15:41
  the
• 15:41
  majority
• 15:42
  to
• 15:42
  bring
• 15:43
  up
• 15:43
  something
• 15:43
  that
• 15:44
  most
• 15:44
  of
• 15:45
  them
• 15:45
  are
• 15:45
  aware
• 15:45
  of.
• 15:47
  And
• 15:47
  then
• 15:47
  getting
• 15:47
  into
• 15:48
  the.
• 15:48
  Obviously
• 15:48
  it
• 15:49
  gets
• 15:49
  a
• 15:49
  little
• 15:49
  crazy
• 15:50
  and
• 15:50
  how
• 15:50
  they
• 15:51
  go
• 15:51
  too
• 15:51
  far
• 15:52
  in,
• 15:52
  like,
• 15:52
  removing
• 15:53
  references
• 15:53
  to
• 15:54
  anything
• 15:54
  that
• 15:54
  could
• 15:54
  offend
• 15:55
  anyone.
• 15:55
  But,
• 15:56
  like,
• 15:56
  there's
• 15:56
  a
• 15:56
  point
• 15:56
  being
• 15:56
  made
• 15:57
  there
• 15:57
  if,
• 15:57
  like,
• 15:57
  at
• 15:57
  some
• 15:58
  point
• 15:58
  you're
• 15:58
  going
• 15:58
  to
• 15:58
  be
• 15:58
  offended.
• 16:00
  So
• 16:01
  we'll
• 16:01
  get
• 16:01
  to
• 16:01
  that
• 16:02
  later
• 16:02
  on.
• 16:03
  But,
• 16:03
  like,
• 16:04
  you
• 16:04
  got
• 16:04
  to
• 16:05
  be
• 16:05
  prepared
• 16:05
  for
• 16:05
  that.
• 16:07
  I
• 16:07
  just
• 16:07
  remember
• 16:08
  now
• 16:08
  the
• 16:08
  Philip
• 16:09
  Glass
• 16:09
  cameo.
• 16:10
  Oh,
• 16:10
  my
• 16:10
  gosh,
• 16:11
  that
• 16:11
  was
• 16:11
  perfect.
• 16:12
  I
• 16:12
  completely
• 16:13
  forgot
• 16:13
  about
• 16:13
  that.
• 16:14
  I
• 16:14
  would.
• 16:14
  I
• 16:15
  lost
• 16:15
  my.
• 16:22
  Did
• 16:22
  you
• 16:23
  put
• 16:23
  a
• 16:23
  hat
• 16:23
  on
• 16:23
  it
• 16:23
  and
• 16:24
  did
• 16:24
  it
• 16:24
  start
• 16:24
  singing
• 16:25
  to
• 16:25
  you?
• 16:25
  I
• 16:26
  said
• 16:26
  that
• 16:26
  and
• 16:26
  I
• 16:26
  lost
• 16:27
  it.
• 16:27
  So
• 16:28
  I
• 16:28
  don't
• 16:28
  know
• 16:28
  what
• 16:28
  happened
• 16:28
  to
• 16:29
  it.
• 16:31
  I
• 16:31
  just
• 16:31
  realized
• 16:31
  I
• 16:32
  skipped
• 16:32
  over
• 16:32
  a
• 16:32
  question.
• 16:33
  So
• 16:33
  my
• 16:33
  bad.
• 16:35
  How
• 16:35
  were
• 16:35
  we
• 16:35
  introduced
• 16:36
  to
• 16:36
  this
• 16:36
  episode?
• 16:37
  I
• 16:37
  was
• 16:38
  at
• 16:38
  a
• 16:38
  sleepover
• 16:39
  with
• 16:39
  my
• 16:40
  friend
• 16:40
  that
• 16:40
  was.
• 16:42
  He
• 16:42
  was
• 16:42
  very.
• 16:44
  I
• 16:45
  wouldn't
• 16:45
  say
• 16:45
  he
• 16:45
  was.
• 16:46
  I
• 16:46
  guess
• 16:46
  he
• 16:46
  was
• 16:46
  an
• 16:47
  atheist,
• 16:47
  but
• 16:47
  how
• 16:48
  can
• 16:48
  you
• 16:48
  be
• 16:48
  a
• 16:49
  atheist
• 16:50
  when
• 16:50
  you're
• 16:50
  nine
• 16:50
  years
• 16:50
  old?
• 16:51
  But
• 16:52
  he
• 16:52
  was
• 16:53
  very
• 16:53
  much
• 16:54
  trying
• 16:54
  to
• 16:54
  rebel
• 16:56
  against
• 16:56
  his
• 16:59
  grandparents.
• 17:01
  And
• 17:02
  I
• 17:02
  knew
• 17:02
  about
• 17:02
  south
• 17:03
  park
• 17:03
  because
• 17:04
  of
• 17:04
  my
• 17:04
  dad.
• 17:05
  He
• 17:06
  was
• 17:06
  into
• 17:08
  the
• 17:09
  politics
• 17:09
  of
• 17:09
  this
• 17:10
  kind
• 17:10
  of
• 17:10
  stuff.
• 17:10
  So
• 17:11
  I
• 17:11
  knew
• 17:12
  that
• 17:12
  there
• 17:12
  was
• 17:12
  something
• 17:13
  I
• 17:13
  shouldn't
• 17:13
  watch.
• 17:15
  But
• 17:15
  it
• 17:15
  was
• 17:16
  important
• 17:16
  in
• 17:16
  the
• 17:17
  sense
• 17:17
  that
• 17:19
  it
• 17:19
  said
• 17:19
  some.
• 17:21
  Like.
• 17:22
  Like
• 17:23
  that.
• 17:24
  That.
• 17:25
  That.
• 17:26
  That
• 17:26
  it
• 17:26
  was
• 17:27
  important
• 17:27
  in
• 17:27
  the
• 17:28
  pop
• 17:28
  culture
• 17:28
  ness.
• 17:29
  So
• 17:29
  I
• 17:30
  had
• 17:30
  seen
• 17:31
  a
• 17:31
  couple
• 17:32
  episodes
• 17:32
  and,
• 17:33
  And,
• 17:33
  And.
• 17:34
  And
• 17:34
  I
• 17:34
  knew
• 17:35
  that
• 17:35
  there
• 17:35
  was
• 17:35
  a
• 17:35
  Christmas
• 17:36
  episode
• 17:37
  in
• 17:37
  that
• 17:37
  first
• 17:38
  season.
• 17:39
  And
• 17:39
  he
• 17:39
  just.
• 17:40
  My
• 17:40
  friend
• 17:40
  put
• 17:41
  it
• 17:41
  on
• 17:41
  when
• 17:41
  we
• 17:42
  were
• 17:42
  at
• 17:42
  sleepover,
• 17:43
  and
• 17:43
  I
• 17:43
  was
• 17:43
  like,
• 17:44
  all
• 17:44
  right,
• 17:44
  let's
• 17:44
  do
• 17:45
  it.
• 17:46
  And
• 17:46
  it
• 17:46
  was
• 17:47
  one
• 17:47
  of
• 17:47
  the
• 17:47
  best.
• 17:48
  It's
• 17:48
  one
• 17:48
  of
• 17:49
  the
• 17:49
  times
• 17:49
  I
• 17:49
  remember
• 17:50
  laughing
• 17:50
  the
• 17:50
  hardest.
• 17:52
  Just
• 17:52
  laughing
• 17:53
  just
• 17:54
  at
• 17:54
  the
• 17:54
  sheer
• 17:55
  stupidity
• 17:55
  of
• 17:55
  it.
• 17:56
  Just
• 17:56
  laughing,
• 17:57
  laughing
• 17:58
  just
• 17:58
  as
• 17:58
  a
• 17:58
  kid,
• 17:59
  you
• 17:59
  know,
• 17:59
  just.
• 18:00
  Do
• 18:00
  you
• 18:01
  just
• 18:01
  laugh
• 18:01
  and
• 18:02
  you
• 18:02
  just
• 18:03
  kind
• 18:03
  of
• 18:03
  forget
• 18:03
  where
• 18:04
  you
• 18:04
  are
• 18:04
  and
• 18:04
  like,
• 18:05
  yeah,
• 18:06
  good
• 18:06
  times.
• 18:06
  Good
• 18:07
  times.
• 18:08
  Yeah.
• 18:08
  I
• 18:08
  was
• 18:08
  also
• 18:09
  very
• 18:09
  young.
• 18:10
  I
• 18:10
  was,
• 18:10
  you
• 18:11
  know,
• 18:11
  I
• 18:11
  was
• 18:12
  in
• 18:12
  kindergarten
• 18:12
  or
• 18:13
  first
• 18:13
  grade.
• 18:14
  And
• 18:14
  so
• 18:15
  I
• 18:15
  went
• 18:15
  to
• 18:15
  a
• 18:16
  friend's
• 18:16
  house.
• 18:16
  You
• 18:17
  know,
• 18:17
  it
• 18:17
  was
• 18:17
  a
• 18:17
  play
• 18:17
  date
• 18:18
  that
• 18:18
  my
• 18:18
  parents
• 18:18
  set
• 18:18
  up
• 18:18
  with
• 18:19
  a
• 18:19
  random
• 18:19
  kid
• 18:19
  from
• 18:20
  school,
• 18:20
  you
• 18:20
  know,
• 18:21
  so
• 18:21
  we
• 18:21
  had
• 18:22
  an
• 18:22
  N64
• 18:23
  Nintendo
• 18:24
  64
• 18:24
  for
• 18:25
  all
• 18:25
  those,
• 18:26
  you
• 18:26
  know,
• 18:26
  and
• 18:27
  so
• 18:27
  we
• 18:27
  played
• 18:27
  everything
• 18:28
  from
• 18:28
  the
• 18:28
  Legend
• 18:28
  of
• 18:29
  Zelda,
• 18:30
  we
• 18:30
  played.
• 18:31
  And
• 18:31
  then
• 18:31
  he
• 18:31
  started
• 18:32
  bringing
• 18:32
  out
• 18:32
  the
• 18:32
  rated
• 18:33
  M
• 18:33
  games,
• 18:33
  right?
• 18:33
  We
• 18:34
  started
• 18:34
  playing
• 18:34
  Turok
• 18:35
  and
• 18:35
  we
• 18:35
  started
• 18:35
  playing
• 18:36
  Mortal
• 18:37
  Kombat.
• 18:38
  And
• 18:38
  so
• 18:39
  I
• 18:39
  knew
• 18:39
  I
• 18:39
  wasn't
• 18:40
  supposed
• 18:40
  to
• 18:40
  be
• 18:40
  playing
• 18:40
  these
• 18:40
  games,
• 18:41
  but
• 18:41
  I
• 18:41
  had.
• 18:41
  This
• 18:41
  was
• 18:42
  like
• 18:42
  one
• 18:42
  of
• 18:42
  the
• 18:42
  first.
• 18:43
  Like,
• 18:43
  one
• 18:43
  of
• 18:43
  the
• 18:44
  first
• 18:44
  thing
• 18:44
  conscious
• 18:45
  memories
• 18:46
  that
• 18:46
  I
• 18:46
  have
• 18:46
  of,
• 18:47
  like,
• 18:47
  ooh,
• 18:48
  I'm
• 18:48
  pushing
• 18:48
  the
• 18:49
  line
• 18:49
  here.
• 18:50
  And
• 18:50
  so
• 18:50
  he
• 18:51
  brings
• 18:51
  out
• 18:51
  the
• 18:51
  south
• 18:52
  park
• 18:52
  game,
• 18:52
  the
• 18:52
  first
• 18:53
  person
• 18:53
  shooter
• 18:54
  one.
• 18:54
  And
• 18:55
  so
• 18:55
  Mr.
• 18:55
  Hankey.
• 18:56
  There's
• 18:57
  a
• 18:57
  cut
• 18:57
  scene
• 18:57
  where
• 18:57
  Mr.
• 18:58
  Hankey
• 18:58
  is
• 18:58
  there.
• 18:59
  And
• 18:59
  like
• 18:59
  you
• 19:00
  said,
• 19:00
  I
• 19:00
  just
• 19:00
  remember
• 19:00
  laughing
• 19:01
  and
• 19:01
  laughing.
• 19:01
  So
• 19:01
  that's
• 19:01
  where
• 19:02
  I
• 19:02
  got
• 19:02
  first
• 19:02
  introduced
• 19:02
  to
• 19:03
  Mr.
• 19:03
  Hankey.
• 19:05
  And
• 19:05
  I
• 19:05
  don't
• 19:05
  remember
• 19:06
  if
• 19:06
  it
• 19:06
  was
• 19:06
  that
• 19:06
  same
• 19:07
  sleep,
• 19:07
  that
• 19:08
  same
• 19:09
  play
• 19:09
  date,
• 19:09
  or
• 19:11
  a
• 19:11
  little
• 19:12
  later,
• 19:12
  but
• 19:12
  I
• 19:12
  remember
• 19:13
  being
• 19:13
  at
• 19:13
  someone's
• 19:14
  house
• 19:15
  around
• 19:15
  that
• 19:15
  same
• 19:15
  age,
• 19:16
  somewhere
• 19:16
  between
• 19:17
  that
• 19:17
  time
• 19:18
  period
• 19:20
  and
• 19:20
  watching
• 19:20
  it.
• 19:21
  And
• 19:21
  like
• 19:21
  Evan
• 19:22
  said,
• 19:22
  just.
• 19:22
  It
• 19:23
  was
• 19:23
  more
• 19:23
  just
• 19:23
  a
• 19:23
  talking
• 19:23
  piece
• 19:24
  of
• 19:24
  poo
• 19:24
  and
• 19:24
  kids
• 19:25
  saying
• 19:25
  cuss
• 19:26
  words.
• 19:27
  That
• 19:27
  made
• 19:27
  me
• 19:27
  laugh,
• 19:28
  you
• 19:28
  know?
• 19:28
  And
• 19:29
  that's.
• 19:29
  That's.
• 19:29
  I
• 19:29
  think
• 19:30
  that's
• 19:30
  it.
• 19:30
  Yeah.
• 19:30
  Cartman
• 19:31
  song
• 19:32
  to.
• 19:32
  To
• 19:33
  Kyle's
• 19:33
  mom.
• 19:34
  I
• 19:35
  was
• 19:35
  like,
• 19:35
  I
• 19:35
  should
• 19:35
  not
• 19:35
  be
• 19:36
  laughing
• 19:36
  at.
• 19:36
  Gosh.
• 19:37
  I
• 19:37
  was
• 19:37
  like,
• 19:37
  this
• 19:38
  is
• 19:38
  horrible.
• 19:38
  But
• 19:39
  just
• 19:39
  hearing
• 19:40
  the.
• 19:41
  The
• 19:41
  B
• 19:42
  word
• 19:42
  over
• 19:43
  and
• 19:43
  over
• 19:43
  and
• 19:43
  over,
• 19:44
  it
• 19:44
  was
• 19:44
  just
• 19:44
  like,
• 19:45
  oh,
• 19:45
  okay.
• 19:47
  In
• 19:47
  D
• 19:48
  minor.
• 19:52
  That
• 19:52
  itself
• 19:52
  is
• 19:52
  not.
• 19:53
  Isn't
• 19:53
  funny.
• 19:53
  But
• 19:54
  it's
• 19:54
  the
• 19:54
  fact
• 19:54
  that
• 19:54
  he
• 19:54
  keeps
• 19:55
  going.
• 19:55
  Yeah.
• 19:56
  And
• 19:56
  like,
• 19:57
  you
• 19:57
  think
• 19:58
  he's
• 19:58
  crossed
• 19:58
  the
• 19:58
  line,
• 19:58
  but,
• 19:59
  like,
• 19:59
  the
• 19:59
  line,
• 20:00
  it
• 20:00
  doesn't
• 20:00
  end.
• 20:00
  He's
• 20:01
  pushing
• 20:01
  it,
• 20:01
  and
• 20:01
  it's
• 20:01
  so
• 20:02
  far
• 20:02
  in
• 20:02
  the
• 20:02
  horizon,
• 20:03
  you're
• 20:03
  like,
• 20:03
  okay,
• 20:04
  we're
• 20:04
  just
• 20:04
  gonna
• 20:04
  keep
• 20:04
  going.
• 20:07
  Yeah.
• 20:08
  Me,
• 20:10
  as
• 20:10
  mentioned
• 20:10
  on
• 20:11
  other
• 20:11
  episodes,
• 20:11
  I
• 20:11
  didn't
• 20:11
  get
• 20:12
  to
• 20:12
  south
• 20:12
  park
• 20:12
  until
• 20:12
  I
• 20:13
  was
• 20:13
  in
• 20:13
  high
• 20:13
  school.
• 20:14
  It
• 20:14
  was
• 20:14
  never
• 20:15
  one
• 20:15
  of
• 20:15
  those
• 20:15
  things,
• 20:15
  like,
• 20:15
  you
• 20:16
  can
• 20:16
  watch
• 20:16
  this.
• 20:18
  My
• 20:18
  mother
• 20:19
  may
• 20:19
  have
• 20:19
  implied
• 20:19
  that
• 20:19
  at
• 20:20
  some
• 20:20
  point
• 20:20
  in
• 20:20
  time.
• 20:21
  I
• 20:21
  never
• 20:21
  actually
• 20:22
  heard
• 20:22
  that
• 20:22
  from
• 20:23
  either
• 20:23
  parent.
• 20:25
  I
• 20:25
  got
• 20:25
  into
• 20:26
  it.
• 20:26
  Oh,
• 20:26
  man,
• 20:27
  this
• 20:27
  is
• 20:27
  cool.
• 20:27
  I
• 20:27
  like
• 20:27
  what
• 20:28
  they're
• 20:28
  doing.
• 20:28
  This
• 20:28
  is
• 20:29
  funny.
• 20:29
  And
• 20:29
  I'm
• 20:29
  young
• 20:30
  and
• 20:30
  dumb.
• 20:30
  I
• 20:30
  don't
• 20:30
  get
• 20:31
  every
• 20:31
  bit
• 20:31
  of
• 20:31
  the
• 20:31
  political
• 20:32
  commentary,
• 20:33
  but
• 20:33
  I
• 20:33
  probably
• 20:34
  saw
• 20:34
  this
• 20:34
  one
• 20:35
  in
• 20:36
  later
• 20:36
  high
• 20:36
  school
• 20:36
  at
• 20:37
  some
• 20:37
  point
• 20:37
  and
• 20:37
  said,
• 20:38
  okay,
• 20:38
  I
• 20:39
  like
• 20:39
  what
• 20:39
  they
• 20:39
  said,
• 20:39
  but
• 20:39
  I
• 20:40
  really
• 20:40
  hate
• 20:40
  that
• 20:41
  stupid
• 20:41
  Mr.
• 20:42
  Hanke.
• 20:43
  And
• 20:43
  that
• 20:43
  has
• 20:43
  not
• 20:43
  changed.
• 20:46
  In
• 20:47
  fact,
• 20:49
  in
• 20:49
  the
• 20:49
  latest
• 20:50
  episode
• 20:50
  that
• 20:51
  they've
• 20:51
  done
• 20:51
  There's
• 20:52
  a
• 20:52
  moment
• 20:52
  where
• 20:53
  it's
• 20:53
  almost
• 20:53
  like
• 20:53
  he's
• 20:54
  going
• 20:54
  to
• 20:54
  show
• 20:54
  up.
• 20:54
  And
• 20:55
  I
• 20:55
  was
• 20:55
  like,
• 20:55
  please,
• 20:56
  please
• 20:56
  don't.
• 20:56
  And
• 20:57
  the
• 20:57
  fact
• 20:57
  that
• 20:57
  I
• 20:58
  cheered
• 20:58
  that
• 20:58
  literal
• 20:58
  Satan
• 20:59
  spawn
• 20:59
  appeared
• 20:59
  instead
• 21:00
  of
• 21:00
  that
• 21:00
  says
• 21:01
  a
• 21:01
  lot
• 21:01
  about
• 21:01
  me.
• 21:01
  I
• 21:01
  suppose.
• 21:04
  Christian
• 21:05
  wants
• 21:05
  the
• 21:05
  Antichrist
• 21:06
  before
• 21:06
  Mr.
• 21:06
  Hanke.
• 21:11
  That's
• 21:11
  fantastic.
• 21:12
  Right?
• 21:13
  So
• 21:14
  getting
• 21:14
  into
• 21:14
  the
• 21:14
  episode
• 21:15
  proper,
• 21:16
  what
• 21:16
  do
• 21:16
  we
• 21:16
  feel
• 21:16
  like
• 21:17
  it's
• 21:17
  actually
• 21:17
  saying
• 21:18
  about
• 21:18
  how
• 21:18
  Christmas
• 21:19
  is
• 21:19
  viewed
• 21:20
  by
• 21:20
  the
• 21:20
  world?
• 21:21
  Okay.
• 21:22
  I
• 21:23
  wanted
• 21:23
  to
• 21:23
  bring
• 21:23
  this
• 21:23
  up
• 21:24
  like
• 21:25
  I
• 21:25
  felt
• 21:27
  like
• 21:27
  with
• 21:27
  a
• 21:27
  Cartman
• 21:28
  song,
• 21:29
  like,
• 21:31
  I
• 21:31
  don't
• 21:31
  know,
• 21:33
  I
• 21:33
  don't
• 21:33
  know
• 21:34
  if
• 21:34
  I've
• 21:36
  seen
• 21:36
  it,
• 21:37
  if
• 21:37
  I've
• 21:37
  seen
• 21:37
  it
• 21:38
  before
• 21:39
  where
• 21:39
  the
• 21:39
  group
• 21:40
  that
• 21:40
  is
• 21:41
  complaining
• 21:41
  about
• 21:43
  about
• 21:45
  it
• 21:46
  was.
• 21:51
  The
• 21:51
  Jewish
• 21:52
  people.
• 21:52
  I
• 21:52
  don't
• 21:53
  know
• 21:53
  why.
• 21:53
  That
• 21:53
  really
• 21:54
  made
• 21:54
  me
• 21:54
  kind
• 21:55
  of
• 21:55
  uncomfortable.
• 21:55
  I
• 21:56
  was
• 21:56
  just
• 21:56
  like,
• 21:57
  why
• 21:57
  are
• 21:57
  they
• 21:57
  putting
• 21:58
  that
• 21:59
  speaking
• 22:00
  point
• 22:00
  to
• 22:01
  that
• 22:02
  to
• 22:02
  them?
• 22:03
  And
• 22:03
  I
• 22:03
  was
• 22:03
  just
• 22:03
  like,
• 22:04
  yikes.
• 22:05
  But
• 22:05
  I
• 22:06
  see
• 22:06
  what
• 22:06
  they're
• 22:06
  saying.
• 22:07
  But
• 22:08
  it
• 22:08
  didn't
• 22:08
  sit
• 22:08
  well
• 22:09
  with
• 22:09
  me.
• 22:09
  It
• 22:09
  didn't
• 22:10
  sit
• 22:10
  well
• 22:10
  with
• 22:10
  me.
• 22:11
  Yeah,
• 22:12
  there's
• 22:12
  a
• 22:12
  lot
• 22:12
  of
• 22:12
  early
• 22:13
  comment
• 22:14
  or
• 22:14
  commentators
• 22:15
  now
• 22:15
  and
• 22:15
  even
• 22:16
  early
• 22:16
  stuff
• 22:16
  within
• 22:17
  south
• 22:18
  park
• 22:18
  academia,
• 22:19
  which
• 22:19
  is
• 22:19
  a
• 22:19
  real
• 22:19
  thing,
• 22:20
  and
• 22:20
  other
• 22:21
  fan
• 22:21
  places
• 22:22
  where
• 22:22
  there's
• 22:23
  a
• 22:23
  lot
• 22:23
  of
• 22:24
  sort
• 22:24
  of
• 22:25
  kind
• 22:25
  of
• 22:25
  implicit
• 22:26
  anti
• 22:26
  Semitism
• 22:27
  in
• 22:27
  a
• 22:27
  lot
• 22:27
  of
• 22:27
  early
• 22:28
  south
• 22:28
  park
• 22:30
  where
• 22:30
  obviously
• 22:31
  it's
• 22:31
  centered
• 22:32
  around
• 22:32
  Kyle's
• 22:32
  mom.
• 22:34
  But
• 22:34
  anyway,
• 22:35
  I
• 22:35
  do
• 22:36
  think
• 22:36
  that
• 22:36
  part
• 22:36
  is
• 22:37
  probably
• 22:37
  the
• 22:38
  part
• 22:38
  of
• 22:38
  the
• 22:38
  episode
• 22:39
  that
• 22:39
  aged
• 22:40
  the
• 22:40
  worst
• 22:41
  over
• 22:41
  time
• 22:42
  or
• 22:43
  just
• 22:43
  wasn't
• 22:44
  good.
• 22:45
  And
• 22:45
  part
• 22:46
  of
• 22:46
  it
• 22:46
  is
• 22:46
  that
• 22:46
  Matt
• 22:47
  Stone
• 22:47
  is
• 22:47
  Jewish.
• 22:48
  And
• 22:48
  so
• 22:49
  a
• 22:49
  lot
• 22:49
  of
• 22:49
  the
• 22:49
  Jew
• 22:49
  jokes
• 22:50
  are
• 22:50
  written
• 22:50
  by
• 22:50
  Matt
• 22:50
  Stone,
• 22:51
  who's
• 22:51
  one
• 22:51
  of
• 22:51
  the
• 22:52
  co
• 22:52
  creators
• 22:52
  for
• 22:53
  most
• 22:53
  of
• 22:53
  the
• 22:53
  south
• 22:53
  park
• 22:54
  fans
• 22:54
  know
• 22:54
  that.
• 22:56
  But
• 22:56
  I
• 22:56
  think
• 22:56
  that
• 22:57
  the
• 22:57
  episode,
• 22:58
  I
• 22:58
  think
• 22:58
  that
• 22:59
  like
• 23:00
  you
• 23:00
  were
• 23:00
  saying,
• 23:00
  Christian.
• 23:01
  A
• 23:01
  lot
• 23:01
  of
• 23:01
  the
• 23:01
  first
• 23:02
  season,
• 23:02
  even
• 23:02
  the
• 23:02
  second
• 23:03
  season,
• 23:03
  a
• 23:03
  lot
• 23:03
  of
• 23:04
  the
• 23:04
  jokes
• 23:05
  and
• 23:05
  even
• 23:05
  some
• 23:05
  of
• 23:06
  like
• 23:06
  the
• 23:06
  political
• 23:06
  messages
• 23:07
  or
• 23:07
  even
• 23:07
  just
• 23:07
  the
• 23:08
  commentary
• 23:09
  on
• 23:09
  society
• 23:10
  kind
• 23:10
  of
• 23:10
  fall
• 23:11
  flat
• 23:11
  sometimes.
• 23:12
  Or
• 23:12
  you're
• 23:12
  just
• 23:13
  kind
• 23:13
  of
• 23:13
  like,
• 23:13
  eh,
• 23:14
  I
• 23:15
  don't
• 23:15
  get
• 23:15
  it,
• 23:15
  you
• 23:16
  know,
• 23:16
  but
• 23:16
  I
• 23:17
  think
• 23:17
  this
• 23:17
  one
• 23:17
  actually
• 23:18
  lands.
• 23:19
  Like
• 23:19
  I
• 23:19
  think
• 23:20
  they
• 23:20
  actually
• 23:20
  do
• 23:20
  this
• 23:21
  thing
• 23:21
  where
• 23:21
  they're
• 23:21
  like,
• 23:21
  listen,
• 23:23
  we
• 23:23
  can't
• 23:23
  have
• 23:24
  no
• 23:25
  meaning
• 23:25
  at
• 23:25
  all
• 23:25
  during
• 23:26
  Christmas
• 23:26
  time.
• 23:27
  Right.
• 23:27
  There's
• 23:27
  obviously
• 23:28
  something
• 23:28
  meaning
• 23:29
  in
• 23:30
  this
• 23:30
  American
• 23:31
  culture,
• 23:31
  right.
• 23:31
  Whether
• 23:32
  it's
• 23:32
  Santa
• 23:32
  Claus
• 23:33
  or
• 23:33
  whatever
• 23:33
  you
• 23:33
  want
• 23:33
  to
• 23:34
  do.
• 23:34
  Right.
• 23:35
  So
• 23:35
  we
• 23:35
  have
• 23:35
  to
• 23:35
  come
• 23:35
  together
• 23:36
  on
• 23:36
  something.
• 23:37
  And
• 23:38
  I
• 23:38
  think
• 23:38
  they.
• 23:38
  I
• 23:38
  think
• 23:39
  they
• 23:39
  land
• 23:39
  the
• 23:39
  plane
• 23:39
  brilliantly
• 23:40
  with
• 23:40
  Mr.
• 23:40
  Hanke.
• 23:41
  Yeah.
• 23:42
  And
• 23:42
  right
• 23:43
  here
• 23:43
  I.
• 23:43
  If
• 23:44
  you
• 23:44
  think
• 23:44
  about
• 23:44
  it
• 23:44
  logically,
• 23:46
  the
• 23:46
  Christian
• 23:47
  interpretation
• 23:47
  of
• 23:48
  Christmas,
• 23:48
  which
• 23:48
  by
• 23:48
  the
• 23:49
  way
• 23:49
  is
• 23:49
  where
• 23:49
  we
• 23:49
  start,
• 23:50
  is
• 23:50
  offensive
• 23:51
  to
• 23:51
  other
• 23:51
  people
• 23:52
  because
• 23:52
  it
• 23:52
  says
• 23:53
  you're
• 23:53
  wrong.
• 23:54
  And
• 23:55
  yeah,
• 23:55
  I
• 23:55
  agree
• 23:56
  with
• 23:56
  that
• 23:57
  idea
• 23:57
  because
• 23:58
  I
• 23:58
  do
• 23:58
  think
• 23:58
  anyone
• 23:59
  who
• 23:59
  doesn't
• 23:59
  believe
• 23:59
  in
• 24:00
  Christ
• 24:00
  is
• 24:00
  wrong.
• 24:01
  But
• 24:02
  how
• 24:02
  do
• 24:02
  you
• 24:02
  present
• 24:03
  that
• 24:03
  well
• 24:03
  to
• 24:04
  other
• 24:04
  people?
• 24:05
  How
• 24:05
  are
• 24:05
  you
• 24:05
  doing
• 24:06
  it
• 24:06
  correctly?
• 24:06
  Because
• 24:08
  in
• 24:08
  forcing
• 24:09
  the
• 24:09
  school
• 24:10
  to
• 24:10
  do
• 24:10
  a
• 24:10
  play
• 24:11
  based
• 24:11
  around
• 24:11
  Jesus,
• 24:12
  probably
• 24:12
  not
• 24:12
  the
• 24:12
  best.
• 24:13
  Now
• 24:13
  a
• 24:13
  church.
• 24:13
  Yeah,
• 24:14
  absolutely.
• 24:15
  Yeah.
• 24:15
  Have
• 24:15
  a
• 24:15
  play
• 24:16
  about
• 24:16
  Jesus.
• 24:17
  And
• 24:18
  I'm
• 24:18
  not
• 24:18
  saying
• 24:18
  that
• 24:18
  Christianity
• 24:19
  should
• 24:19
  never
• 24:19
  be
• 24:19
  in
• 24:19
  the
• 24:20
  school
• 24:20
  system.
• 24:20
  We'll
• 24:20
  get
• 24:20
  the
• 24:21
  separation
• 24:21
  church
• 24:21
  of
• 24:21
  state
• 24:22
  later
• 24:22
  on.
• 24:22
  But
• 24:24
  I
• 24:24
  think
• 24:24
  what
• 24:24
  this
• 24:24
  episode
• 24:25
  is
• 24:25
  saying
• 24:25
  is
• 24:25
  that
• 24:26
  especially
• 24:26
  at
• 24:27
  the
• 24:27
  time
• 24:27
  that
• 24:27
  this
• 24:27
  was
• 24:28
  originally
• 24:28
  being
• 24:29
  shown,
• 24:30
  I
• 24:30
  think
• 24:30
  Trey
• 24:31
  and
• 24:31
  Matt
• 24:31
  kind
• 24:32
  of
• 24:32
  saw
• 24:33
  not
• 24:33
  really
• 24:33
  the
• 24:33
  future,
• 24:34
  but
• 24:34
  saw
• 24:34
  how
• 24:34
  things
• 24:35
  were
• 24:35
  at
• 24:35
  that
• 24:35
  time
• 24:35
  and
• 24:36
  that
• 24:36
  people
• 24:36
  were
• 24:36
  moving
• 24:37
  away
• 24:38
  from
• 24:39
  Christianity,
• 24:40
  moving
• 24:41
  away
• 24:41
  from
• 24:42
  even
• 24:42
  associating
• 24:43
  themselves
• 24:43
  with
• 24:44
  it
• 24:45
  just
• 24:45
  for
• 24:46
  the
• 24:46
  point
• 24:46
  of,
• 24:46
  oh,
• 24:46
  for
• 24:46
  the
• 24:47
  sake
• 24:47
  of
• 24:47
  family
• 24:47
  or
• 24:47
  for
• 24:47
  the
• 24:48
  sake
• 24:48
  of
• 24:48
  looking
• 24:48
  like
• 24:49
  I'm
• 24:49
  part
• 24:49
  of
• 24:49
  the
• 24:49
  team.
• 24:51
  And
• 24:51
  they
• 24:51
  deserve
• 24:52
  something
• 24:52
  too,
• 24:53
  at
• 24:53
  this
• 24:53
  time
• 24:53
  of
• 24:54
  year.
• 24:55
  Which,
• 24:56
  yeah,
• 24:56
  I
• 24:56
  still
• 24:56
  think
• 24:57
  they're
• 24:57
  wrong,
• 24:57
  but
• 24:58
  I
• 24:58
  still,
• 24:58
  out
• 24:58
  of
• 24:58
  love,
• 24:59
  would
• 25:00
  want
• 25:00
  them
• 25:00
  to
• 25:01
  feel.
• 25:01
  Have
• 25:02
  something
• 25:02
  good
• 25:02
  at
• 25:02
  this
• 25:03
  point
• 25:03
  in
• 25:03
  time.
• 25:03
  Like,
• 25:04
  it
• 25:04
  should
• 25:04
  not
• 25:04
  be
• 25:04
  a
• 25:04
  requirement
• 25:05
  for
• 25:05
  me
• 25:05
  to
• 25:05
  give
• 25:06
  you
• 25:06
  a
• 25:06
  present
• 25:06
  just
• 25:07
  because
• 25:07
  you
• 25:07
  also
• 25:07
  celebrate
• 25:08
  the
• 25:08
  birth
• 25:08
  of
• 25:08
  Jesus.
• 25:09
  Like,
• 25:10
  we
• 25:10
  as
• 25:10
  a
• 25:10
  society
• 25:11
  have
• 25:11
  changed.
• 25:11
  Christmas
• 25:12
  is
• 25:13
  into
• 25:13
  something
• 25:13
  else.
• 25:14
  And
• 25:14
  there's
• 25:14
  definitely
• 25:15
  something
• 25:15
  about
• 25:15
  the
• 25:15
  commercialization
• 25:16
  of
• 25:16
  Christmas
• 25:16
  they
• 25:17
  touch
• 25:17
  on
• 25:17
  in
• 25:17
  later
• 25:17
  episodes
• 25:18
  that
• 25:19
  they're
• 25:19
  big
• 25:19
  on.
• 25:20
  But
• 25:21
  why
• 25:21
  don't
• 25:21
  we
• 25:21
  use
• 25:21
  that
• 25:22
  as
• 25:22
  an
• 25:22
  opportunity
• 25:22
  to
• 25:23
  love
• 25:23
  other
• 25:23
  people?
• 25:24
  Even
• 25:24
  though
• 25:24
  I
• 25:24
  disagree
• 25:25
  with
• 25:25
  how
• 25:25
  they
• 25:25
  would
• 25:25
  choose
• 25:26
  to,
• 25:26
  you
• 25:26
  know,
• 25:27
  celebrate.
• 25:28
  Yeah,
• 25:28
  but
• 25:28
  Christian.
• 25:29
  But
• 25:29
  a
• 25:29
  Christmas
• 25:30
  is
• 25:30
  pagan,
• 25:31
  remember?
• 25:33
  Well,
• 25:34
  we
• 25:34
  discussed
• 25:35
  this
• 25:35
  another
• 25:35
  episode.
• 25:36
  No,
• 25:37
  I
• 25:37
  just.
• 25:37
  Yeah,
• 25:39
  Yeah.
• 25:40
  I
• 25:40
  just
• 25:40
  like
• 25:40
  how
• 25:41
  they.
• 25:42
  How
• 25:42
  they
• 25:42
  kind
• 25:43
  of
• 25:43
  sum
• 25:43
  that
• 25:43
  up
• 25:44
  in
• 25:44
  that
• 25:44
  one
• 25:44
  little
• 25:45
  comment
• 25:45
  too.
• 25:45
  And
• 25:46
  I
• 25:46
  was
• 25:46
  like,
• 25:46
  okay,
• 25:47
  to
• 25:47
  see
• 25:47
  what
• 25:48
  they're
• 25:48
  doing.
• 25:49
  Yeah.
• 25:49
  I
• 25:50
  think
• 25:50
  South
• 25:50
  Park.
• 25:50
  I
• 25:50
  agree
• 25:50
  with
• 25:51
  you,
• 25:51
  Christian.
• 25:51
  I
• 25:51
  think
• 25:51
  south
• 25:52
  park,
• 25:52
  this
• 25:52
  is
• 25:52
  something
• 25:52
  they've
• 25:53
  been
• 25:53
  good
• 25:53
  at
• 25:53
  for,
• 25:54
  I
• 25:54
  think
• 25:54
  the
• 25:55
  long
• 25:56
  run
• 25:56
  of
• 25:56
  their
• 25:56
  career
• 25:57
  is
• 25:57
  that
• 25:58
  you.
• 25:58
  Like
• 25:58
  you
• 25:59
  said,
• 25:59
  you
• 25:59
  can't
• 26:00
  have.
• 26:00
  Everyone
• 26:01
  can't
• 26:01
  be
• 26:01
  right.
• 26:02
  Right.
• 26:02
  That's
• 26:03
  like
• 26:03
  the
• 26:03
  whole
• 26:03
  point.
• 26:04
  And
• 26:04
  how
• 26:04
  do.
• 26:05
  Where's
• 26:06
  the
• 26:06
  common
• 26:06
  ground
• 26:07
  that
• 26:07
  you
• 26:07
  can
• 26:08
  navigate
• 26:09
  that
• 26:09
  without
• 26:10
  nullifying
• 26:11
  other
• 26:12
  people
• 26:12
  while
• 26:13
  also
• 26:13
  not
• 26:13
  giving
• 26:13
  up
• 26:14
  your
• 26:14
  own
• 26:14
  values?
• 26:15
  Yeah,
• 26:15
  yeah.
• 26:16
  And
• 26:16
  that's
• 26:16
  something
• 26:16
  they
• 26:17
  definitely
• 26:17
  do
• 26:17
  a
• 26:17
  lot
• 26:17
  better
• 26:18
  in
• 26:18
  later
• 26:18
  seasons.
• 26:18
  They're
• 26:19
  not
• 26:19
  perfect
• 26:19
  by
• 26:19
  any
• 26:19
  stretch
• 26:19
  of
• 26:20
  the
• 26:20
  imagination
• 26:20
  because
• 26:20
  they're
• 26:21
  still
• 26:21
  human
• 26:21
  beings
• 26:22
  and
• 26:22
  they'll
• 26:22
  have
• 26:22
  wrong
• 26:22
  views
• 26:23
  every
• 26:23
  now
• 26:23
  and
• 26:23
  then.
• 26:23
  But
• 26:24
  you
• 26:24
  know
• 26:24
  what?
• 26:24
  It's
• 26:25
  fine.
• 26:26
  I
• 26:26
  don't
• 26:26
  expect
• 26:27
  any
• 26:28
  production
• 26:28
  at
• 26:28
  all
• 26:29
  that
• 26:29
  I
• 26:29
  ever
• 26:29
  watched
• 26:29
  to
• 26:30
  always
• 26:30
  be
• 26:30
  100%
• 26:31
  correct.
• 26:32
  So
• 26:32
  as
• 26:33
  mentioned,
• 26:33
  before,
• 26:33
  like,
• 26:34
  a
• 26:34
  big
• 26:34
  fight
• 26:34
  here
• 26:34
  is
• 26:34
  between
• 26:35
  the
• 26:35
  friction
• 26:36
  between
• 26:36
  Jews
• 26:36
  and
• 26:36
  Christians
• 26:37
  around
• 26:37
  the
• 26:37
  holidays.
• 26:38
  We
• 26:38
  get
• 26:38
  many
• 26:38
  references
• 26:39
  to
• 26:39
  Hanukkah,
• 26:40
  especially
• 26:40
  through
• 26:40
  Kyle's
• 26:40
  song
• 26:41
  and
• 26:41
  through
• 26:41
  seeing
• 26:42
  his
• 26:42
  home
• 26:42
  life.
• 26:42
  How
• 26:43
  does
• 26:43
  this
• 26:43
  play
• 26:43
  out?
• 26:44
  What
• 26:44
  are
• 26:44
  our
• 26:44
  thoughts
• 26:45
  as
• 26:45
  it
• 26:45
  relates
• 26:45
  to
• 26:45
  celebrating
• 26:46
  the
• 26:46
  holiday?
• 26:47
  I
• 26:47
  think
• 26:47
  that
• 26:48
  for
• 26:48
  me,
• 26:49
  that
• 26:50
  in
• 26:50
  the.
• 26:50
  The
• 26:50
  nature
• 26:51
  of
• 26:51
  what
• 26:52
  the
• 26:52
  United
• 26:52
  States
• 26:53
  is.
• 26:54
  I
• 26:55
  think
• 26:55
  that
• 26:55
  because
• 26:56
  I
• 26:56
  remember.
• 26:56
  I
• 26:56
  remember
• 26:56
  as
• 26:57
  a
• 26:57
  kid,
• 26:57
  I
• 26:58
  had
• 26:58
  two
• 26:58
  kids
• 26:58
  in
• 26:58
  my
• 26:59
  class
• 26:59
  who
• 26:59
  didn't
• 26:59
  celebrate
• 27:00
  Christmas.
• 27:00
  So
• 27:00
  we
• 27:00
  would
• 27:00
  have,
• 27:01
  like,
• 27:01
  little
• 27:01
  Christmas
• 27:01
  parties,
• 27:02
  right?
• 27:02
  Parents
• 27:02
  would
• 27:03
  bring
• 27:03
  cookies.
• 27:04
  You
• 27:04
  know,
• 27:04
  people
• 27:05
  would
• 27:05
  decorate
• 27:05
  whatever
• 27:05
  it
• 27:06
  was,
• 27:06
  and
• 27:06
  two
• 27:07
  kids
• 27:07
  would
• 27:07
  kind
• 27:07
  of
• 27:08
  be
• 27:08
  in
• 27:08
  the
• 27:08
  corner
• 27:08
  and
• 27:09
  my
• 27:09
  teacher
• 27:09
  would
• 27:09
  let
• 27:10
  them
• 27:10
  play
• 27:11
  computer
• 27:11
  games
• 27:11
  or
• 27:12
  whatever
• 27:12
  it
• 27:12
  was.
• 27:13
  And
• 27:13
  I
• 27:13
  remember
• 27:14
  being
• 27:14
  a
• 27:14
  curious
• 27:15
  kid.
• 27:15
  Five,
• 27:16
  six.
• 27:16
  However
• 27:16
  I
• 27:16
  was.
• 27:17
  And
• 27:17
  I
• 27:17
  just
• 27:17
  kept
• 27:18
  asking,
• 27:19
  right?
• 27:19
  Because
• 27:19
  I
• 27:19
  was
• 27:19
  like,
• 27:19
  how
• 27:20
  this
• 27:20
  is,
• 27:20
  like,
• 27:20
  so
• 27:20
  fun.
• 27:21
  What
• 27:21
  do
• 27:21
  you
• 27:21
  mean?
• 27:22
  Like,
• 27:22
  you're
• 27:22
  over
• 27:22
  here
• 27:22
  by
• 27:22
  yourself,
• 27:23
  whatever.
• 27:23
  And
• 27:23
  of
• 27:24
  course,
• 27:24
  they
• 27:24
  were
• 27:24
  their
• 27:24
  kids,
• 27:25
  so
• 27:25
  they're
• 27:25
  really
• 27:25
  embarrassed.
• 27:26
  So
• 27:27
  I
• 27:27
  had
• 27:27
  a
• 27:27
  teacher
• 27:27
  pull
• 27:27
  me
• 27:28
  aside
• 27:28
  and
• 27:28
  they
• 27:28
  were
• 27:28
  like,
• 27:28
  hey,
• 27:29
  they're,
• 27:29
  you
• 27:29
  know,
• 27:30
  Jehovah's
• 27:30
  Witnesses.
• 27:31
  You
• 27:31
  can
• 27:31
  talk
• 27:31
  to
• 27:31
  your
• 27:31
  parents
• 27:31
  about
• 27:32
  what
• 27:32
  that
• 27:32
  means,
• 27:33
  but
• 27:33
  they
• 27:33
  don't
• 27:33
  sell
• 27:34
  Christmas.
• 27:34
  So,
• 27:34
  you
• 27:35
  know,
• 27:35
  give
• 27:35
  them
• 27:36
  their
• 27:36
  boundaries.
• 27:36
  Right?
• 27:36
  She's
• 27:37
  trying
• 27:37
  to
• 27:37
  be
• 27:37
  like,
• 27:38
  let's
• 27:38
  go
• 27:38
  have
• 27:38
  some
• 27:38
  fun,
• 27:39
  right?
• 27:39
  To
• 27:39
  distract
• 27:39
  me.
• 27:40
  But
• 27:40
  I
• 27:40
  think
• 27:41
  that.
• 27:42
  And
• 27:42
  like,
• 27:43
  we
• 27:44
  have
• 27:44
  to
• 27:45
  be
• 27:45
  aware
• 27:46
  that
• 27:46
  there
• 27:46
  are
• 27:46
  other
• 27:47
  traditions
• 27:47
  in
• 27:48
  the
• 27:48
  United
• 27:48
  States.
• 27:49
  Does
• 27:49
  that
• 27:49
  say
• 27:49
  we
• 27:50
  need
• 27:50
  to
• 27:50
  know
• 27:50
  the
• 27:50
  nitty
• 27:51
  gritty
• 27:51
  of,
• 27:51
  like,
• 27:51
  doctrine
• 27:52
  or
• 27:53
  this
• 27:53
  particular
• 27:54
  religious
• 27:54
  holiday
• 27:55
  and
• 27:55
  calendar
• 27:56
  dates
• 27:56
  Now?
• 27:57
  But
• 27:57
  I
• 27:57
  think
• 27:57
  we.
• 27:58
  I
• 27:58
  think
• 27:58
  as
• 27:59
  a
• 28:00
  culture,
• 28:01
  I
• 28:01
  think
• 28:01
  that
• 28:01
  south
• 28:02
  park
• 28:02
  does
• 28:03
  say,
• 28:03
  like,
• 28:03
  okay,
• 28:03
  we
• 28:04
  do
• 28:04
  need
• 28:04
  to
• 28:04
  be
• 28:04
  aware
• 28:04
  that
• 28:05
  this
• 28:05
  is
• 28:05
  a
• 28:05
  real
• 28:05
  issue
• 28:06
  because
• 28:06
  if
• 28:06
  we
• 28:06
  don't,
• 28:07
  we're
• 28:07
  going
• 28:07
  to
• 28:08
  end
• 28:08
  up
• 28:08
  like
• 28:08
  Mr.
• 28:09
  Garrison
• 28:10
  or
• 28:10
  Kyle's
• 28:10
  mom
• 28:11
  or,
• 28:11
  you
• 28:12
  know,
• 28:12
  the.
• 28:13
  The.
• 28:14
  What
• 28:14
  are
• 28:14
  they?
• 28:15
  The
• 28:15
  global
• 28:15
  warming
• 28:16
  people.
• 28:16
  The.
• 28:16
  The
• 28:17
  Earth
• 28:17
  Day
• 28:17
  people,
• 28:18
  you
• 28:18
  know,
• 28:21
  and.
• 28:24
  Or,
• 28:24
  you
• 28:25
  know,
• 28:25
  Uncle
• 28:25
  Jimbo.
• 28:26
  But
• 28:27
  yeah,
• 28:27
  I
• 28:27
  think
• 28:27
  they
• 28:27
  do
• 28:27
  a
• 28:28
  good
• 28:28
  job
• 28:28
  of
• 28:28
  saying,
• 28:28
  like.
• 28:29
  And
• 28:29
  I
• 28:29
  think
• 28:29
  that
• 28:29
  they.
• 28:30
  That.
• 28:30
  I
• 28:31
  think
• 28:31
  I
• 28:31
  agree
• 28:31
  on
• 28:31
  that
• 28:31
  sense
• 28:32
  where
• 28:32
  it's
• 28:32
  like,
• 28:32
  okay,
• 28:32
  we
• 28:33
  need
• 28:33
  to
• 28:33
  be
• 28:33
  aware
• 28:33
  of
• 28:33
  this.
• 28:34
  And
• 28:34
  instead
• 28:34
  of
• 28:34
  just
• 28:34
  making
• 28:35
  fun
• 28:35
  of
• 28:35
  everybody
• 28:36
  like
• 28:36
  Cartman.
• 28:38
  Yeah.
• 28:39
  How
• 28:39
  do
• 28:39
  we
• 28:39
  get
• 28:39
  past
• 28:39
  the
• 28:40
  jokes
• 28:40
  and
• 28:40
  get
• 28:40
  into
• 28:41
  some
• 28:41
  real
• 28:42
  communication?
• 28:43
  Yeah,
• 28:43
  yeah,
• 28:44
  Evan,
• 28:45
  what
• 28:46
  was
• 28:46
  the
• 28:46
  question
• 28:46
  again?
• 28:48
  Well,
• 28:49
  it
• 28:49
  started
• 28:49
  you
• 28:49
  Christian.
• 28:50
  But
• 28:50
  like,
• 28:50
  the
• 28:50
  Jehovah's
• 28:50
  Witness
• 28:51
  is
• 28:51
  a
• 28:51
  good
• 28:51
  one
• 28:51
  too,
• 28:52
  in
• 28:52
  the
• 28:52
  fact
• 28:53
  that
• 28:53
  they
• 28:53
  don't
• 28:53
  celebrate
• 28:53
  holidays,
• 28:54
  especially
• 28:55
  gift
• 28:55
  giving
• 28:55
  and
• 28:55
  stuff
• 28:56
  like
• 28:56
  that.
• 28:57
  Once
• 28:57
  again,
• 28:58
  not
• 28:58
  required
• 28:58
  learning.
• 28:58
  But,
• 28:59
  like,
• 28:59
  if
• 28:59
  you're
• 28:59
  gonna
• 29:00
  be
• 29:00
  around
• 29:00
  people
• 29:01
  like
• 29:01
  that,
• 29:01
  like,
• 29:02
  how
• 29:02
  do
• 29:02
  you
• 29:02
  relate
• 29:03
  to
• 29:03
  Tim,
• 29:03
  about
• 29:03
  this,
• 29:03
  how
• 29:04
  when
• 29:04
  it
• 29:04
  comes
• 29:04
  to
• 29:04
  celebrating
• 29:05
  the
• 29:05
  holidays,
• 29:05
  how
• 29:06
  do
• 29:06
  you
• 29:06
  help
• 29:06
  relate
• 29:06
  to
• 29:07
  them?
• 29:08
  I
• 29:08
  remember
• 29:09
  I
• 29:09
  was
• 29:10
  high
• 29:11
  school
• 29:11
  already,
• 29:11
  and
• 29:12
  I
• 29:12
  was
• 29:12
  with
• 29:13
  my
• 29:13
  group
• 29:13
  of
• 29:13
  friends
• 29:14
  at
• 29:15
  the
• 29:15
  mall,
• 29:16
  and
• 29:17
  I.
• 29:19
  We
• 29:19
  were
• 29:19
  walking
• 29:20
  and
• 29:21
  two
• 29:22
  of
• 29:22
  them.
• 29:23
  We
• 29:23
  were
• 29:23
  all.
• 29:24
  Two
• 29:25
  of
• 29:25
  them
• 29:26
  were
• 29:26
  Jewish,
• 29:27
  and
• 29:27
  we
• 29:27
  were
• 29:27
  walking
• 29:28
  around
• 29:28
  the
• 29:28
  mall
• 29:28
  and.
• 29:30
  And
• 29:31
  I
• 29:31
  remember
• 29:32
  saying,
• 29:33
  oh,
• 29:33
  look,
• 29:34
  the
• 29:34
  Christmas
• 29:35
  lights
• 29:35
  are
• 29:35
  up.
• 29:36
  And
• 29:37
  they
• 29:37
  were
• 29:37
  like,
• 29:37
  bro.
• 29:38
  I'm
• 29:38
  like,
• 29:38
  what?
• 29:40
  And
• 29:40
  I
• 29:40
  was
• 29:40
  like,
• 29:40
  oh,
• 29:40
  sorry,
• 29:42
  holiday
• 29:42
  lights.
• 29:44
  And
• 29:45
  ever
• 29:46
  since
• 29:46
  then,
• 29:46
  I
• 29:47
  was.
• 29:47
  I
• 29:48
  felt
• 29:48
  like
• 29:49
  I
• 29:50
  got
• 29:50
  to
• 29:50
  be
• 29:50
  careful
• 29:50
  that
• 29:51
  I
• 29:51
  don't
• 29:51
  impose
• 29:52
  myself
• 29:53
  on
• 29:55
  others.
• 29:55
  You
• 29:55
  know,
• 29:55
  it's
• 29:56
  like
• 29:56
  I
• 29:56
  got
• 29:56
  to
• 29:57
  remember
• 29:57
  that
• 29:58
  things
• 29:58
  are.
• 30:00
  Are
• 30:00
  not
• 30:00
  always
• 30:01
  from
• 30:01
  my
• 30:01
  perspective.
• 30:03
  And.
• 30:03
  And
• 30:04
  it's
• 30:04
  always
• 30:04
  good
• 30:05
  to
• 30:05
  see
• 30:06
  other
• 30:07
  content
• 30:08
  trying
• 30:08
  to
• 30:09
  stretch
• 30:09
  that
• 30:09
  out,
• 30:10
  even
• 30:10
  if
• 30:10
  it's
• 30:10
  with.
• 30:11
  With.
• 30:12
  With
• 30:12
  a
• 30:13
  talking
• 30:13
  poop.
• 30:14
  So,
• 30:16
  yeah,
• 30:17
  that.
• 30:18
  How
• 30:19
  do
• 30:19
  you
• 30:19
  deal
• 30:19
  with
• 30:19
  that?
• 30:19
  And
• 30:22
  like,
• 30:23
  I
• 30:23
  try
• 30:24
  to
• 30:24
  be
• 30:25
  radically
• 30:26
  pluralistic
• 30:28
  in
• 30:28
  the
• 30:28
  sense
• 30:28
  of
• 30:29
  I
• 30:30
  know
• 30:30
  that
• 30:30
  I'm
• 30:30
  not
• 30:31
  even
• 30:31
  right
• 30:31
  about
• 30:31
  my
• 30:32
  beliefs,
• 30:33
  so
• 30:34
  I
• 30:34
  tried
• 30:35
  to.
• 30:35
  Because
• 30:36
  that
• 30:36
  helps
• 30:36
  me
• 30:37
  see
• 30:38
  everyone
• 30:39
  else
• 30:39
  as
• 30:39
  kind
• 30:40
  of
• 30:40
  in
• 30:40
  a
• 30:41
  equal
• 30:41
  playing
• 30:42
  field
• 30:43
  when
• 30:43
  it
• 30:43
  comes
• 30:44
  to
• 30:44
  that,
• 30:44
  and
• 30:44
  that
• 30:45
  helps
• 30:45
  me
• 30:45
  see
• 30:45
  the
• 30:46
  value
• 30:46
  in
• 30:47
  what
• 30:50
  others
• 30:51
  will
• 30:51
  bring
• 30:51
  to
• 30:52
  something
• 30:53
  like
• 30:53
  Christmas,
• 30:54
  that
• 30:55
  was
• 30:55
  a
• 30:55
  Christian
• 30:57
  holiday,
• 30:57
  but
• 30:58
  now
• 30:58
  is
• 30:59
  spread
• 30:59
  out
• 31:00
  and
• 31:00
  more
• 31:01
  secular.
• 31:02
  So,
• 31:03
  yeah,
• 31:04
  yeah.
• 31:05
  I
• 31:05
  was
• 31:05
  thinking
• 31:06
  through
• 31:06
  this
• 31:06
  episode,
• 31:06
  like,
• 31:07
  if
• 31:07
  someone
• 31:08
  invited
• 31:08
  me,
• 31:08
  if
• 31:08
  I
• 31:08
  had
• 31:09
  a
• 31:09
  Jewish
• 31:09
  friend
• 31:09
  and
• 31:09
  they
• 31:09
  say
• 31:09
  they
• 31:10
  wanted
• 31:10
  to
• 31:10
  invite
• 31:10
  me
• 31:10
  to
• 31:10
  a
• 31:10
  Hanukkah
• 31:11
  dinner,
• 31:11
  what
• 31:11
  would
• 31:11
  I
• 31:12
  do?
• 31:13
  And
• 31:13
  I
• 31:13
  came
• 31:14
  to
• 31:14
  the
• 31:14
  conclusion,
• 31:14
  not
• 31:14
  go.
• 31:15
  And
• 31:16
  my
• 31:16
  reasoning
• 31:16
  behind
• 31:17
  that
• 31:17
  would
• 31:17
  be
• 31:18
  like,
• 31:18
  yes,
• 31:18
  Christ
• 31:19
  is
• 31:19
  the
• 31:19
  reason
• 31:19
  for
• 31:19
  the
• 31:20
  season,
• 31:20
  but
• 31:21
  at
• 31:21
  the
• 31:21
  end
• 31:21
  of
• 31:21
  the
• 31:21
  day,
• 31:22
  at
• 31:22
  this
• 31:22
  point
• 31:22
  in
• 31:23
  time,
• 31:23
  we
• 31:23
  don't
• 31:24
  know
• 31:24
  when
• 31:24
  he
• 31:24
  was
• 31:24
  born.
• 31:24
  And
• 31:25
  we've
• 31:25
  talked
• 31:25
  about
• 31:25
  this
• 31:25
  in
• 31:25
  other
• 31:25
  episodes.
• 31:26
  Christmas
• 31:26
  Day
• 31:26
  is
• 31:27
  as
• 31:27
  good
• 31:27
  a
• 31:27
  day
• 31:27
  as
• 31:27
  any
• 31:27
  to
• 31:28
  celebrate
• 31:29
  because
• 31:29
  surprisingly,
• 31:30
  you
• 31:30
  know,
• 31:32
  three
• 31:32
  Jews
• 31:32
  on
• 31:32
  the
• 31:33
  run
• 31:33
  from
• 31:33
  the
• 31:33
  authorities
• 31:34
  don't
• 31:34
  really
• 31:34
  have
• 31:34
  the
• 31:34
  proper
• 31:35
  documentation,
• 31:36
  seeing
• 31:37
  as
• 31:37
  the
• 31:37
  status
• 31:38
  quo
• 31:38
  wants
• 31:38
  them
• 31:38
  to
• 31:38
  be
• 31:38
  murdered
• 31:39
  and
• 31:39
  dead.
• 31:40
  So
• 31:41
  we
• 31:41
  don't
• 31:41
  know
• 31:41
  when
• 31:41
  he
• 31:41
  was
• 31:41
  born.
• 31:42
  So
• 31:43
  the
• 31:43
  fact
• 31:43
  that
• 31:43
  there
• 31:43
  are
• 31:43
  other
• 31:43
  holidays
• 31:44
  celebrated
• 31:44
  around
• 31:44
  this
• 31:45
  time
• 31:45
  does
• 31:46
  not
• 31:46
  offend
• 31:46
  me
• 31:47
  because
• 31:47
  they
• 31:48
  existed
• 31:48
  before
• 31:49
  we
• 31:49
  decided
• 31:49
  this
• 31:50
  day.
• 31:51
  And
• 31:51
  Hanukkah
• 31:52
  is,
• 31:53
  if
• 31:53
  you
• 31:53
  actually
• 31:53
  explore
• 31:54
  the
• 31:54
  history
• 31:54
  behind
• 31:55
  why
• 31:55
  it
• 31:55
  exists,
• 31:56
  it's
• 31:56
  a
• 31:56
  wonderful
• 31:57
  thing
• 31:57
  of
• 31:58
  the
• 31:58
  Jewish
• 31:58
  people
• 31:59
  fighting
• 31:59
  against
• 31:59
  their
• 31:59
  oppressors,
• 32:00
  fighting
• 32:01
  for
• 32:01
  their
• 32:01
  God,
• 32:02
  fighting
• 32:02
  for
• 32:02
  the
• 32:02
  ability
• 32:03
  to
• 32:03
  have
• 32:04
  religious
• 32:04
  freedom
• 32:05
  to
• 32:05
  worship
• 32:06
  the
• 32:06
  one
• 32:06
  true
• 32:06
  God
• 32:07
  again.
• 32:08
  And
• 32:08
  if
• 32:08
  I
• 32:09
  can't
• 32:09
  get
• 32:09
  behind
• 32:09
  that,
• 32:10
  I
• 32:10
  mean,
• 32:10
  I
• 32:10
  don't
• 32:10
  know
• 32:11
  what
• 32:11
  we're
• 32:11
  even
• 32:12
  dealing
• 32:12
  with
• 32:12
  here
• 32:13
  now.
• 32:14
  The
• 32:14
  fact
• 32:14
  that
• 32:14
  they
• 32:15
  are
• 32:15
  rejecting
• 32:15
  God
• 32:16
  still,
• 32:16
  yet
• 32:16
  it's
• 32:16
  its
• 32:16
  own
• 32:17
  separate
• 32:17
  Thing,
• 32:17
  but
• 32:18
  I
• 32:18
  can
• 32:18
  still
• 32:18
  be
• 32:18
  with
• 32:19
  them
• 32:19
  in
• 32:19
  that
• 32:19
  moment
• 32:20
  and
• 32:20
  experience
• 32:20
  something
• 32:21
  wonderful.
• 32:21
  Because
• 32:21
  as
• 32:22
  dictated
• 32:22
  in
• 32:22
  the
• 32:22
  law
• 32:23
  multiple
• 32:23
  times
• 32:23
  over,
• 32:24
  God
• 32:24
  said,
• 32:25
  hey,
• 32:25
  take
• 32:26
  these
• 32:26
  days
• 32:26
  off.
• 32:27
  Celebrate
• 32:27
  with
• 32:28
  each
• 32:28
  other.
• 32:28
  Have
• 32:29
  fun,
• 32:29
  glorify
• 32:30
  me.
• 32:30
  And
• 32:31
  you
• 32:31
  can
• 32:31
  do
• 32:31
  this
• 32:31
  in
• 32:32
  holidays
• 32:32
  I'm
• 32:32
  telling
• 32:32
  you
• 32:33
  to
• 32:33
  do
• 32:33
  because
• 32:33
  I
• 32:33
  know
• 32:33
  what
• 32:34
  you
• 32:34
  humans
• 32:34
  do.
• 32:35
  You
• 32:35
  work
• 32:35
  and
• 32:35
  work
• 32:36
  and
• 32:36
  work
• 32:36
  for
• 32:36
  the
• 32:36
  wrong
• 32:36
  reasons.
• 32:37
  So
• 32:37
  let
• 32:37
  me
• 32:37
  remind
• 32:38
  you
• 32:38
  every
• 32:38
  now
• 32:38
  and
• 32:39
  then,
• 32:39
  stop
• 32:40
  worship
• 32:40
  me,
• 32:41
  take
• 32:41
  care
• 32:42
  of
• 32:42
  each
• 32:42
  other
• 32:42
  and
• 32:42
  celebrate.
• 32:43
  And
• 32:43
  he's.
• 32:44
  I
• 32:44
  mean,
• 32:44
  yeah,
• 32:44
  we
• 32:44
  don't
• 32:45
  follow
• 32:45
  the
• 32:45
  Jewish
• 32:45
  holidays
• 32:46
  anymore.
• 32:46
  As
• 32:46
  you
• 32:47
  know,
• 32:47
  the
• 32:47
  law
• 32:47
  has
• 32:47
  been,
• 32:47
  you
• 32:48
  know,
• 32:48
  fulfilled
• 32:49
  by
• 32:49
  Jesus,
• 32:49
  but
• 32:50
  he
• 32:50
  still
• 32:50
  tells
• 32:51
  us
• 32:51
  to
• 32:51
  spend
• 32:52
  time
• 32:52
  with
• 32:52
  each
• 32:52
  other.
• 32:53
  One
• 32:53
  of
• 32:53
  the
• 32:53
  last
• 32:53
  things
• 32:53
  he
• 32:54
  did
• 32:54
  was
• 32:54
  hang
• 32:54
  out
• 32:54
  with
• 32:55
  his
• 32:55
  best
• 32:55
  friends.
• 32:56
  Like,
• 32:56
  how
• 32:57
  can
• 32:57
  we
• 32:57
  not
• 32:57
  do
• 32:57
  the
• 32:58
  same?
• 32:59
  I
• 32:59
  went
• 33:00
  to
• 33:00
  a
• 33:02
  dinner
• 33:03
  once
• 33:03
  and.
• 33:05
  And
• 33:06
  just.
• 33:08
  I
• 33:08
  had
• 33:09
  to.
• 33:10
  I.
• 33:12
  I
• 33:12
  had
• 33:12
  never
• 33:13
  seen
• 33:13
  it
• 33:13
  before.
• 33:14
  And
• 33:14
  like,
• 33:16
  just
• 33:16
  a
• 33:16
  couple
• 33:17
  years
• 33:17
  ago,
• 33:17
  our
• 33:17
  neighbors
• 33:18
  invited
• 33:18
  us
• 33:18
  to
• 33:19
  one.
• 33:19
  To
• 33:23
  one
• 33:23
  of
• 33:24
  the
• 33:24
  dinners
• 33:26
  and
• 33:26
  I
• 33:27
  had
• 33:27
  to
• 33:27
  take
• 33:28
  a
• 33:28
  moment
• 33:28
  and
• 33:28
  I
• 33:29
  had
• 33:29
  to
• 33:29
  go
• 33:29
  to
• 33:29
  the
• 33:29
  bathroom.
• 33:30
  Man,
• 33:31
  I
• 33:31
  got
• 33:31
  emotional
• 33:32
  and
• 33:33
  cried
• 33:33
  and
• 33:34
  cried
• 33:34
  and
• 33:34
  cried
• 33:35
  because
• 33:36
  I
• 33:36
  thought
• 33:37
  that
• 33:38
  I
• 33:39
  correlated
• 33:40
  me
• 33:41
  being
• 33:41
  right
• 33:41
  and
• 33:42
  them
• 33:42
  being
• 33:42
  wrong,
• 33:44
  that
• 33:44
  there
• 33:44
  was
• 33:45
  no
• 33:45
  value
• 33:45
  in
• 33:46
  what
• 33:46
  they
• 33:46
  did,
• 33:47
  in
• 33:47
  what
• 33:47
  they
• 33:47
  did
• 33:48
  into
• 33:48
  their
• 33:48
  thing.
• 33:48
  But
• 33:49
  when
• 33:49
  I
• 33:49
  was
• 33:49
  there,
• 33:49
  I
• 33:50
  said
• 33:50
  how
• 33:50
  wrong
• 33:50
  I
• 33:51
  was.
• 33:52
  It
• 33:52
  was
• 33:52
  such
• 33:53
  a
• 33:53
  beautiful
• 33:54
  display
• 33:54
  of
• 33:56
  being
• 33:56
  with
• 33:57
  family
• 33:58
  and
• 33:58
  being
• 33:58
  who
• 33:59
  you
• 33:59
  are
• 33:59
  in
• 34:00
  Christ.
• 34:02
  They
• 34:03
  wouldn't
• 34:03
  use
• 34:03
  that
• 34:03
  language.
• 34:04
  But
• 34:05
  as
• 34:05
  a
• 34:06
  People
• 34:06
  just
• 34:06
  being
• 34:07
  beautiful
• 34:08
  and.
• 34:09
  Yeah,
• 34:10
  yeah,
• 34:11
  that.
• 34:12
  That
• 34:13
  was.
• 34:13
  Yeah.
• 34:15
  Fairly
• 34:15
  recent
• 34:15
  too.
• 34:16
  And.
• 34:16
  And
• 34:17
  I'm
• 34:18
  very
• 34:19
  grateful
• 34:19
  for
• 34:20
  that
• 34:20
  moment.
• 34:21
  Yeah.
• 34:21
  Yeah.
• 34:22
  I
• 34:22
  like
• 34:22
  it.
• 34:23
  You
• 34:23
  know,
• 34:23
  I
• 34:23
  won't
• 34:24
  keep
• 34:24
  it
• 34:24
  too
• 34:24
  hard,
• 34:24
  but
• 34:25
  what
• 34:25
  I.
• 34:25
  It
• 34:25
  reminded
• 34:26
  me
• 34:26
  of
• 34:26
  what
• 34:26
  Tolkien
• 34:26
  said
• 34:27
  about
• 34:27
  how
• 34:27
  story.
• 34:28
  What.
• 34:28
  What's.
• 34:28
  What's.
• 34:29
  What
• 34:29
  is
• 34:29
  truth,
• 34:29
  right.
• 34:30
  When
• 34:30
  you've
• 34:30
  got
• 34:30
  stories
• 34:31
  that
• 34:31
  are
• 34:31
  true.
• 34:31
  Right.
• 34:32
  And
• 34:32
  I'm
• 34:32
  kind
• 34:32
  of
• 34:33
  riffing
• 34:33
  off
• 34:33
  Tolkien.
• 34:34
  I
• 34:34
  don't
• 34:34
  think
• 34:34
  he
• 34:34
  would
• 34:34
  probably
• 34:35
  agree
• 34:35
  with
• 34:35
  me
• 34:35
  in
• 34:35
  the
• 34:35
  way
• 34:35
  that
• 34:36
  I'm
• 34:36
  using
• 34:36
  it
• 34:36
  here.
• 34:37
  But
• 34:37
  I
• 34:37
  think
• 34:38
  that
• 34:38
  there
• 34:39
  are
• 34:39
  things
• 34:39
  within
• 34:40
  certain
• 34:40
  stories,
• 34:41
  right?
• 34:41
  A
• 34:41
  Tolkien
• 34:41
  believed
• 34:42
  that,
• 34:42
  you
• 34:42
  know,
• 34:42
  the.
• 34:43
  The
• 34:43
  story
• 34:43
  of
• 34:44
  Christ's
• 34:44
  resurrection,
• 34:45
  Birth,
• 34:45
  resurrection
• 34:46
  or
• 34:46
  death
• 34:46
  and
• 34:46
  resurrection
• 34:47
  was
• 34:47
  like
• 34:47
  the
• 34:48
  truth.
• 34:48
  But
• 34:49
  there's
• 34:49
  elements
• 34:49
  of
• 34:49
  truth
• 34:50
  within
• 34:50
  different
• 34:51
  stories
• 34:51
  and
• 34:51
  religions.
• 34:52
  And
• 34:52
  so
• 34:53
  I
• 34:53
  think
• 34:53
  that
• 34:53
  for
• 34:53
  me,
• 34:54
  you
• 34:54
  know,
• 34:55
  when
• 34:55
  I
• 34:55
  look
• 34:55
  at
• 34:55
  the
• 34:55
  story
• 34:55
  of
• 34:56
  Hanukkah,
• 34:56
  you
• 34:56
  know,
• 34:57
  the
• 34:57
  truth
• 34:57
  of
• 34:57
  the
• 34:58
  Jewish
• 34:58
  people
• 34:58
  fighting
• 34:58
  their
• 34:59
  oppressors,
• 34:59
  right?
• 34:59
  Or
• 35:00
  even
• 35:00
  looking
• 35:00
  at
• 35:01
  a
• 35:01
  holiday
• 35:01
  like
• 35:01
  Ramadan
• 35:02
  and
• 35:02
  affirming
• 35:03
  the
• 35:03
  truth
• 35:03
  behind,
• 35:05
  you
• 35:05
  know,
• 35:06
  some
• 35:06
  of
• 35:06
  that
• 35:06
  for.
• 35:06
  For
• 35:07
  our
• 35:07
  Muslim
• 35:07
  neighbors
• 35:09
  and
• 35:09
  then
• 35:10
  even,
• 35:10
  you
• 35:10
  know,
• 35:10
  bring
• 35:10
  it
• 35:11
  back
• 35:11
  to
• 35:11
  south
• 35:11
  park,
• 35:11
  like
• 35:12
  there's
• 35:12
  some
• 35:12
  truth
• 35:13
  in
• 35:13
  Mr.
• 35:13
  Hanky,
• 35:14
  you
• 35:14
  know,
• 35:14
  in
• 35:15
  the
• 35:15
  Christmas
• 35:15
  poo.
• 35:16
  And
• 35:17
  for
• 35:18
  me,
• 35:18
  I
• 35:18
  think
• 35:18
  that
• 35:19
  this
• 35:20
  episode
• 35:20
  kind
• 35:21
  of
• 35:21
  brought
• 35:21
  me
• 35:21
  back
• 35:22
  to
• 35:22
  where
• 35:22
  I
• 35:23
  kind
• 35:23
  of
• 35:23
  riff
• 35:23
  off
• 35:23
  that,
• 35:24
  where
• 35:24
  I
• 35:24
  look
• 35:25
  at
• 35:25
  the
• 35:25
  truth,
• 35:26
  maybe
• 35:26
  even
• 35:26
  some
• 35:27
  of
• 35:27
  the
• 35:27
  shared
• 35:27
  truths
• 35:28
  that
• 35:28
  we
• 35:29
  can
• 35:29
  enjoy
• 35:31
  as
• 35:31
  different
• 35:31
  people
• 35:31
  with
• 35:32
  different
• 35:32
  beliefs
• 35:32
  in
• 35:33
  different
• 35:33
  holiday
• 35:33
  seasons.
• 35:34
  Yeah,
• 35:35
  yeah,
• 35:35
  yeah,
• 35:36
  yeah.
• 35:36
  The
• 35:37
  one
• 35:37
  thing
• 35:37
  kind
• 35:37
  of
• 35:37
  explicitly
• 35:39
  mentioned
• 35:39
  in
• 35:39
  the
• 35:39
  episode
• 35:40
  two
• 35:41
  is
• 35:41
  the
• 35:41
  idea
• 35:42
  of
• 35:42
  separation
• 35:42
  of
• 35:42
  church
• 35:43
  and
• 35:43
  state,
• 35:44
  especially
• 35:44
  for
• 35:44
  this
• 35:45
  episode
• 35:45
  in
• 35:45
  particular
• 35:45
  in
• 35:46
  regards
• 35:46
  to
• 35:47
  celebrating
• 35:47
  religious
• 35:48
  holidays.
• 35:49
  So,
• 35:49
  like,
• 35:49
  what
• 35:50
  are
• 35:50
  our
• 35:50
  thoughts
• 35:50
  on
• 35:50
  that
• 35:50
  as
• 35:51
  a
• 35:51
  whole?
• 35:51
  I
• 35:52
  can
• 35:52
  pretty
• 35:52
  much
• 35:53
  figure
• 35:53
  out
• 35:53
  where
• 35:53
  we're
• 35:53
  going
• 35:53
  to
• 35:53
  be,
• 35:54
  but
• 35:54
  I
• 35:54
  want
• 35:54
  to
• 35:54
  hear
• 35:54
  you
• 35:54
  elucidate
• 35:55
  on
• 35:56
  those
• 35:56
  ideas.
• 35:58
  Yeah,
• 35:58
  I'm
• 35:58
  a
• 35:58
  big
• 35:59
  no.
• 35:59
  Go
• 36:00
  for
• 36:00
  it,
• 36:00
  Evan.
• 36:00
  All
• 36:00
  right.
• 36:02
  I
• 36:03
  was
• 36:03
  just
• 36:03
  going
• 36:03
  to
• 36:03
  riff
• 36:03
  on
• 36:04
  the
• 36:05
  word
• 36:06
  elucidate.
• 36:07
  So
• 36:08
  I
• 36:09
  love
• 36:09
  it.
• 36:11
  I
• 36:11
  like
• 36:11
  it,
• 36:12
  I
• 36:12
  like
• 36:12
  it.
• 36:12
  Elucidate.
• 36:13
  Yeah.
• 36:14
  For
• 36:14
  me,
• 36:15
  I'm
• 36:15
  actually
• 36:15
  part
• 36:16
  of
• 36:16
  an
• 36:16
  organization
• 36:17
  called
• 36:17
  Americans
• 36:18
  for
• 36:18
  the
• 36:18
  Separation
• 36:19
  of
• 36:19
  Church
• 36:19
  and
• 36:19
  State.
• 36:20
  So
• 36:20
  there
• 36:20
  you
• 36:20
  go.
• 36:21
  For
• 36:21
  me,
• 36:22
  I'm
• 36:22
  very
• 36:22
  much
• 36:22
  into
• 36:23
  this
• 36:23
  idea
• 36:23
  of
• 36:23
  keeping
• 36:25
  in
• 36:25
  the
• 36:25
  United
• 36:25
  States
• 36:26
  church
• 36:27
  and
• 36:27
  state
• 36:27
  separate.
• 36:28
  You
• 36:28
  know,
• 36:29
  obviously
• 36:29
  in
• 36:30
  England,
• 36:30
  church
• 36:31
  and
• 36:31
  state
• 36:31
  are
• 36:31
  not
• 36:31
  separate.
• 36:32
  So
• 36:32
  there's.
• 36:33
  Within
• 36:33
  our
• 36:33
  current
• 36:33
  discourse,
• 36:34
  I
• 36:34
  think
• 36:35
  Christian
• 36:36
  nationalism
• 36:36
  gets
• 36:37
  hijacked
• 36:37
  in
• 36:38
  a
• 36:38
  lot
• 36:38
  of
• 36:38
  different
• 36:38
  ways.
• 36:39
  Now,
• 36:39
  Christian
• 36:39
  nationalism
• 36:40
  and
• 36:40
  what
• 36:40
  it
• 36:40
  means
• 36:41
  for
• 36:41
  what
• 36:41
  most
• 36:42
  people
• 36:42
  mean
• 36:42
  it
• 36:42
  in
• 36:42
  the
• 36:42
  United
• 36:43
  States
• 36:43
  has
• 36:44
  a
• 36:44
  particular
• 36:44
  flavor
• 36:45
  to
• 36:45
  it,
• 36:45
  which
• 36:45
  I
• 36:47
  disagree
• 36:47
  with.
• 36:48
  And
• 36:48
  that's
• 36:48
  why
• 36:48
  I
• 36:49
  think
• 36:49
  in
• 36:49
  the
• 36:49
  United
• 36:50
  States,
• 36:50
  separation
• 36:51
  of
• 36:51
  church
• 36:51
  and
• 36:51
  state
• 36:51
  is
• 36:52
  important
• 36:54
  not
• 36:54
  just
• 36:54
  for
• 36:54
  the
• 36:54
  separation
• 36:55
  of
• 36:55
  Christianity
• 36:56
  and
• 36:57
  the
• 36:57
  state,
• 36:57
  but
• 36:58
  Islam
• 36:58
  in
• 36:58
  the
• 36:59
  state,
• 36:59
  Judaism
• 37:00
  in
• 37:00
  the
• 37:00
  state,
• 37:00
  Hinduism
• 37:01
  in
• 37:01
  the
• 37:01
  state.
• 37:02
  But
• 37:03
  with
• 37:03
  that
• 37:03
  said,
• 37:03
  I
• 37:04
  think
• 37:04
  with
• 37:04
  this
• 37:04
  episode,
• 37:05
  rather
• 37:06
  than
• 37:06
  strip
• 37:06
  everything
• 37:07
  down
• 37:07
  and
• 37:07
  create
• 37:08
  a
• 37:08
  new
• 37:08
  symbol
• 37:09
  that
• 37:09
  people
• 37:09
  can
• 37:09
  celebrate
• 37:10
  with,
• 37:10
  like
• 37:11
  Mr.
• 37:11
  Hanke,
• 37:12
  I
• 37:12
  think
• 37:12
  I
• 37:12
  would
• 37:13
  be
• 37:13
  somebody
• 37:13
  who
• 37:14
  would
• 37:14
  enjoy
• 37:16
  giving
• 37:17
  every
• 37:17
  religious
• 37:18
  community
• 37:19
  an
• 37:19
  opportunity
• 37:20
  to
• 37:20
  celebrate
• 37:21
  their
• 37:21
  holidays
• 37:21
  in
• 37:22
  a
• 37:22
  public
• 37:22
  school
• 37:22
  setting.
• 37:23
  Right.
• 37:23
  I'm
• 37:24
  more
• 37:24
  of
• 37:24
  a.
• 37:25
  I'm
• 37:25
  less
• 37:26
  of
• 37:26
  a
• 37:27
  nobody
• 37:27
  and
• 37:27
  more
• 37:28
  of
• 37:28
  a
• 37:28
  everybody
• 37:28
  kind
• 37:29
  of
• 37:29
  guy
• 37:30
  and
• 37:30
  give
• 37:30
  it.
• 37:30
  Leave
• 37:31
  it
• 37:31
  up
• 37:31
  to
• 37:31
  the
• 37:31
  parents
• 37:32
  to
• 37:33
  let
• 37:34
  their
• 37:34
  kids
• 37:34
  participate.
• 37:35
  They
• 37:35
  participate,
• 37:36
  that
• 37:37
  sort
• 37:37
  of
• 37:37
  thing.
• 37:37
  Because
• 37:37
  we
• 37:37
  are
• 37:38
  very
• 37:38
  religious.
• 37:38
  Like,
• 37:39
  we're
• 37:39
  a
• 37:39
  very
• 37:39
  religious
• 37:40
  nation.
• 37:40
  It
• 37:40
  just.
• 37:41
  The
• 37:41
  majority
• 37:41
  of
• 37:42
  people
• 37:42
  are
• 37:42
  still
• 37:42
  religious
• 37:43
  even
• 37:43
  if.
• 37:43
  If
• 37:44
  that
• 37:44
  is
• 37:44
  declining.
• 37:46
  So,
• 37:46
  anyway,
• 37:47
  I
• 37:47
  think
• 37:47
  that
• 37:47
  I
• 37:48
  really
• 37:48
  like
• 37:48
  the
• 37:48
  episode.
• 37:48
  That's
• 37:49
  how
• 37:49
  I
• 37:49
  feel.
• 37:50
  I
• 37:50
  agree
• 37:50
  with
• 37:51
  south
• 37:51
  park,
• 37:51
  but
• 37:51
  I
• 37:52
  would
• 37:52
  riff
• 37:52
  it
• 37:52
  a
• 37:52
  little
• 37:53
  differently
• 37:53
  and
• 37:53
  affirm
• 37:54
  everybody
• 37:55
  get
• 37:55
  an
• 37:55
  opportunity
• 37:56
  in
• 37:56
  the
• 37:56
  public
• 37:56
  square.
• 37:58
  I
• 37:58
  like
• 37:59
  that
• 37:59
  idea
• 38:00
  of
• 38:00
  the
• 38:01
  term
• 38:01
  church
• 38:01
  and
• 38:02
  state
• 38:02
  doesn't
• 38:03
  only
• 38:03
  mean
• 38:03
  church.
• 38:04
  It
• 38:04
  means
• 38:06
  every
• 38:06
  other
• 38:06
  kind
• 38:07
  of
• 38:09
  religious
• 38:11
  point
• 38:11
  of
• 38:11
  view.
• 38:12
  I've
• 38:13
  never
• 38:13
  thought
• 38:13
  of
• 38:13
  it
• 38:13
  like
• 38:13
  that,
• 38:14
  like
• 38:14
  almost
• 38:15
  like
• 38:16
  there
• 38:16
  should
• 38:16
  be
• 38:16
  some
• 38:17
  other
• 38:17
  word
• 38:17
  for
• 38:17
  that.
• 38:18
  But
• 38:18
  yes,
• 38:18
  I
• 38:19
  do
• 38:20
  agree.
• 38:20
  The
• 38:21
  church
• 38:21
  and
• 38:21
  state.
• 38:22
  Yeah,
• 38:23
  the
• 38:23
  separations.
• 38:32
  Because
• 38:32
  of
• 38:32
  the
• 38:32
  current
• 38:33
  discourse.
• 38:34
  The
• 38:35
  hot
• 38:35
  topic
• 38:36
  of
• 38:37
  Christian
• 38:37
  nationalism
• 38:38
  is
• 38:40
  what,
• 38:40
  I
• 38:40
  guess
• 38:41
  what
• 38:41
  we're
• 38:41
  trying
• 38:41
  to.
• 38:41
  Prevent
• 38:42
  with
• 38:42
  that,
• 38:43
  as
• 38:44
  mentioned
• 38:44
  on
• 38:44
  the
• 38:44
  show
• 38:44
  before,
• 38:45
  Christian
• 38:46
  nationalism,
• 38:47
  like
• 38:47
  you
• 38:48
  said,
• 38:48
  Nick,
• 38:48
  has
• 38:48
  taken
• 38:49
  on
• 38:50
  a
• 38:50
  different
• 38:50
  term
• 38:50
  than
• 38:51
  what
• 38:51
  it
• 38:51
  is
• 38:51
  supposed
• 38:52
  to
• 38:52
  be.
• 38:52
  As
• 38:53
  far
• 38:53
  as
• 38:53
  being
• 38:54
  active
• 38:54
  in
• 38:55
  the
• 38:55
  government
• 38:56
  versus
• 38:57
  making
• 38:58
  all
• 38:58
  policies
• 38:59
  fall
• 38:59
  for
• 38:59
  my
• 39:00
  definition
• 39:00
  and
• 39:01
  everyone
• 39:01
  get
• 39:01
  on
• 39:01
  board
• 39:02
  versus
• 39:04
  actually
• 39:04
  just
• 39:04
  being
• 39:04
  active
• 39:05
  and
• 39:05
  making
• 39:06
  why
• 39:06
  you
• 39:06
  make
• 39:07
  the
• 39:07
  laws
• 39:07
  you
• 39:07
  do,
• 39:07
  the
• 39:07
  laws
• 39:08
  you
• 39:08
  pass
• 39:08
  be
• 39:08
  because
• 39:09
  of
• 39:09
  your
• 39:09
  faith.
• 39:10
  That
• 39:10
  would
• 39:11
  be
• 39:11
  my
• 39:12
  thing.
• 39:12
  Because
• 39:12
  Christians
• 39:13
  who
• 39:13
  aren't
• 39:13
  active
• 39:13
  in
• 39:14
  the
• 39:14
  government
• 39:14
  or
• 39:14
  refuse
• 39:15
  to
• 39:15
  vote
• 39:15
  I
• 39:15
  think
• 39:16
  are
• 39:16
  wasting
• 39:17
  their
• 39:17
  opportunities
• 39:18
  to
• 39:18
  further
• 39:19
  the
• 39:19
  kingdom.
• 39:20
  You
• 39:20
  can
• 39:20
  argue
• 39:21
  we'll
• 39:21
  meet
• 39:21
  out
• 39:21
  behind
• 39:22
  a
• 39:22
  parking
• 39:22
  lot
• 39:22
  later
• 39:22
  on
• 39:22
  for
• 39:23
  that.
• 39:25
  But
• 39:26
  when
• 39:27
  it
• 39:27
  comes
• 39:27
  to
• 39:27
  church
• 39:28
  and
• 39:28
  state
• 39:28
  being
• 39:28
  separate,
• 39:29
  that's
• 39:29
  not
• 39:30
  in
• 39:30
  the
• 39:30
  Constitution.
• 39:31
  It
• 39:32
  is
• 39:32
  now.
• 39:32
  There
• 39:33
  is
• 39:33
  a
• 39:33
  freedom
• 39:34
  of
• 39:35
  religion
• 39:35
  in
• 39:36
  what
• 39:36
  we
• 39:36
  have
• 39:36
  here
• 39:36
  in
• 39:36
  our
• 39:36
  Bill
• 39:37
  of
• 39:37
  Rights
• 39:37
  and
• 39:37
  amendments
• 39:38
  and
• 39:38
  so
• 39:38
  on
• 39:38
  and
• 39:38
  so
• 39:38
  forth.
• 39:38
  But
• 39:38
  like
• 39:39
  the
• 39:39
  term
• 39:39
  and
• 39:40
  the
• 39:40
  word
• 39:40
  separation
• 39:40
  of
• 39:41
  church
• 39:41
  and
• 39:41
  state
• 39:41
  do
• 39:41
  not
• 39:41
  exist.
• 39:42
  That
• 39:42
  is
• 39:42
  a
• 39:42
  Thomas
• 39:43
  Jefferson
• 39:43
  saying.
• 39:44
  And
• 39:44
  there
• 39:44
  are
• 39:44
  many
• 39:44
  things
• 39:45
  to
• 39:45
  be
• 39:45
  angry
• 39:45
  about
• 39:45
  with
• 39:46
  that
• 39:46
  man.
• 39:46
  That's
• 39:47
  my
• 39:47
  bugaboo
• 39:48
  with
• 39:48
  him.
• 39:49
  Even
• 39:49
  though
• 39:49
  I'm
• 39:49
  sure
• 39:50
  there's
• 39:50
  a
• 39:51
  more
• 39:51
  popular
• 39:51
  one
• 39:51
  and
• 39:51
  a
• 39:51
  right
• 39:52
  one
• 39:52
  to
• 39:52
  be
• 39:52
  angry
• 39:53
  about
• 39:53
  what
• 39:53
  he
• 39:53
  decided
• 39:53
  to
• 39:54
  do
• 39:54
  in
• 39:54
  his
• 39:54
  free
• 39:54
  time,
• 39:56
  as
• 39:56
  it
• 39:57
  were.
• 39:58
  But
• 39:59
  I'm
• 40:00
  also
• 40:00
  not
• 40:00
  one
• 40:00
  of
• 40:00
  those
• 40:00
  people
• 40:01
  who
• 40:01
  say
• 40:01
  we
• 40:01
  were
• 40:01
  founded
• 40:02
  as
• 40:02
  a
• 40:02
  Christian
• 40:02
  nation
• 40:03
  because
• 40:03
  I've
• 40:03
  actually
• 40:03
  looked
• 40:04
  at
• 40:04
  the
• 40:04
  demographics
• 40:05
  of
• 40:05
  our
• 40:06
  founding
• 40:06
  fathers
• 40:07
  and
• 40:07
  if
• 40:07
  that's
• 40:07
  what
• 40:08
  you
• 40:08
  think,
• 40:08
  you're
• 40:08
  going
• 40:08
  to
• 40:08
  be
• 40:08
  sorely
• 40:09
  disappointed.
• 40:11
  There
• 40:11
  were
• 40:11
  some
• 40:11
  who
• 40:11
  would
• 40:11
  claim
• 40:12
  to
• 40:12
  be
• 40:12
  on
• 40:12
  the
• 40:12
  team,
• 40:12
  but
• 40:12
  they
• 40:13
  were
• 40:13
  God
• 40:13
  forsaken
• 40:13
  deists
• 40:14
  like
• 40:14
  Thomas
• 40:14
  Jefferson
• 40:16
  and
• 40:16
  had
• 40:17
  no
• 40:17
  correct
• 40:17
  views,
• 40:18
  theologically
• 40:19
  speaking.
• 40:20
  But
• 40:21
  I
• 40:21
  also
• 40:21
  think
• 40:21
  at
• 40:21
  the
• 40:21
  end
• 40:21
  of
• 40:22
  the
• 40:22
  day
• 40:22
  the
• 40:22
  majority
• 40:23
  of
• 40:23
  the
• 40:23
  nation
• 40:23
  is
• 40:24
  Christian
• 40:25
  and
• 40:26
  so
• 40:26
  that's
• 40:27
  going
• 40:27
  to
• 40:27
  be
• 40:27
  the
• 40:27
  policy.
• 40:28
  Now
• 40:28
  it's
• 40:28
  not
• 40:28
  to
• 40:28
  say
• 40:28
  we
• 40:29
  ignore
• 40:29
  the
• 40:29
  minority
• 40:30
  and
• 40:30
  make
• 40:30
  laws
• 40:31
  that
• 40:31
  discriminate
• 40:31
  completely
• 40:32
  against
• 40:32
  them
• 40:33
  and
• 40:33
  say
• 40:33
  you
• 40:33
  can't
• 40:34
  believe
• 40:35
  in
• 40:35
  what
• 40:35
  you
• 40:35
  believe
• 40:35
  in.
• 40:36
  That
• 40:36
  I
• 40:36
  would
• 40:36
  say
• 40:36
  that
• 40:37
  would
• 40:37
  be
• 40:37
  anti
• 40:38
  what
• 40:38
  even
• 40:38
  Jesus
• 40:39
  would
• 40:39
  ask
• 40:39
  us
• 40:39
  to
• 40:39
  do.
• 40:40
  But
• 40:41
  to
• 40:41
  think
• 40:42
  that
• 40:42
  this
• 40:43
  blanket
• 40:43
  statement
• 40:43
  has
• 40:44
  somehow
• 40:44
  become
• 40:44
  law
• 40:45
  even
• 40:45
  though
• 40:45
  it's
• 40:45
  not
• 40:46
  part
• 40:46
  of
• 40:46
  the
• 40:46
  law
• 40:46
  really
• 40:47
  does
• 40:47
  kind
• 40:47
  of
• 40:47
  irk
• 40:48
  me
• 40:49
  because
• 40:49
  it's
• 40:50
  just
• 40:50
  parroted
• 40:50
  by
• 40:51
  people
• 40:51
  who
• 40:51
  don't
• 40:51
  understand
• 40:52
  what's
• 40:52
  going
• 40:52
  on.
• 40:53
  Now
• 40:53
  to
• 40:53
  go
• 40:53
  back
• 40:54
  to
• 40:54
  the
• 40:54
  episode
• 40:54
  in
• 40:54
  particular,
• 40:55
  the
• 40:56
  argument
• 40:56
  is
• 40:56
  made,
• 40:56
  how
• 40:57
  do
• 40:57
  we
• 40:57
  represent
• 40:57
  ourselves?
• 40:59
  Well,
• 41:00
  if
• 41:00
  you
• 41:00
  strip
• 41:00
  everything
• 41:01
  away.
• 41:02
  Why
• 41:02
  are
• 41:03
  we
• 41:03
  doing
• 41:03
  any
• 41:03
  of
• 41:03
  this?
• 41:05
  There's
• 41:06
  a
• 41:06
  reason
• 41:06
  this
• 41:06
  time
• 41:07
  is
• 41:07
  celebrated,
• 41:07
  so
• 41:08
  I
• 41:08
  am
• 41:08
  not
• 41:08
  offended
• 41:09
  if
• 41:09
  there's
• 41:10
  a
• 41:10
  menorah
• 41:11
  and
• 41:11
  a
• 41:11
  cross
• 41:13
  at
• 41:13
  the
• 41:14
  public.
• 41:15
  Sorry.
• 41:15
  At
• 41:15
  the
• 41:16
  courthouse
• 41:16
  or
• 41:16
  what
• 41:16
  have
• 41:16
  you
• 41:18
  during
• 41:18
  Christmas
• 41:18
  time,
• 41:19
  during
• 41:19
  Hanukkah
• 41:19
  time
• 41:20
  or
• 41:20
  even.
• 41:20
  I
• 41:21
  don't
• 41:21
  know
• 41:21
  what
• 41:21
  the
• 41:21
  symbol
• 41:21
  for
• 41:21
  Kwanzaa
• 41:22
  would
• 41:22
  be.
• 41:23
  I
• 41:23
  am
• 41:23
  woefully
• 41:24
  unprepared
• 41:24
  to
• 41:24
  even
• 41:24
  talk
• 41:25
  about
• 41:25
  that
• 41:25
  subject.
• 41:26
  But,
• 41:26
  like,
• 41:26
  it's
• 41:26
  also
• 41:27
  celebrated
• 41:27
  around
• 41:27
  this
• 41:28
  time,
• 41:28
  so
• 41:28
  if
• 41:28
  there
• 41:28
  was
• 41:28
  a
• 41:29
  particular
• 41:29
  symbol
• 41:29
  there.
• 41:30
  Well,
• 41:30
  yeah,
• 41:30
  they
• 41:30
  can
• 41:30
  be
• 41:31
  next
• 41:31
  to
• 41:31
  the
• 41:31
  Christmas
• 41:31
  lights.
• 41:32
  Oh,
• 41:32
  and
• 41:32
  by
• 41:32
  the
• 41:32
  way,
• 41:32
  Santa,
• 41:33
  who
• 41:33
  isn't
• 41:34
  in
• 41:34
  the
• 41:34
  Bible,
• 41:35
  but,
• 41:35
  you
• 41:35
  know,
• 41:35
  actually
• 41:36
  Santa,
• 41:37
  Saint
• 41:37
  Claus,
• 41:37
  Saint
• 41:37
  Nicholas,
• 41:38
  who
• 41:39
  did
• 41:39
  a
• 41:39
  great
• 41:39
  job
• 41:39
  at
• 41:39
  beating
• 41:40
  up
• 41:40
  people
• 41:40
  who
• 41:40
  deserved
• 41:40
  it.
• 41:41
  I
• 41:41
  can
• 41:42
  celebrate
• 41:42
  that.
• 41:44
  Slap
• 41:45
  spit.
• 41:50
  Yeah,
• 41:50
  I
• 41:50
  like
• 41:50
  that.
• 41:51
  I
• 41:51
  like
• 41:51
  that.
• 41:51
  I
• 41:52
  think,
• 41:52
  like,
• 41:52
  I
• 41:53
  feel
• 41:53
  like
• 41:53
  I'm
• 41:54
  with
• 41:54
  you
• 41:54
  there,
• 41:54
  Christian,
• 41:55
  especially,
• 41:55
  like.
• 41:56
  And
• 41:56
  maybe.
• 41:57
  And
• 41:57
  like,
• 41:57
  we're
• 41:58
  not.
• 41:58
  I'm
• 41:58
  not
• 41:58
  everybody.
• 41:59
  So
• 41:59
  there
• 42:00
  is
• 42:00
  a.
• 42:00
  There
• 42:01
  is
• 42:01
  a
• 42:01
  sense
• 42:01
  of,
• 42:01
  like,
• 42:02
  how
• 42:02
  do
• 42:02
  we
• 42:02
  take
• 42:02
  people's
• 42:03
  feelings
• 42:03
  into
• 42:03
  account
• 42:04
  with
• 42:04
  not
• 42:05
  allowing
• 42:05
  everyone's
• 42:06
  feelings
• 42:06
  to
• 42:06
  dictate
• 42:07
  everything
• 42:07
  else?
• 42:08
  But,
• 42:08
  like,
• 42:09
  you
• 42:09
  know,
• 42:10
  I
• 42:10
  don't
• 42:10
  know,
• 42:10
  the
• 42:10
  summertime.
• 42:11
  I
• 42:11
  don't
• 42:11
  know
• 42:11
  what
• 42:11
  this.
• 42:12
  I
• 42:12
  mean,
• 42:12
  if
• 42:12
  I
• 42:12
  saw,
• 42:12
  like,
• 42:13
  the.
• 42:14
  The
• 42:14
  Arabic
• 42:15
  script
• 42:15
  that's
• 42:16
  very
• 42:16
  popular.
• 42:16
  I
• 42:17
  don't
• 42:17
  know
• 42:17
  if
• 42:17
  it's
• 42:17
  the
• 42:17
  name
• 42:18
  of
• 42:18
  Muhammad
• 42:19
  or
• 42:19
  Allah.
• 42:20
  I
• 42:20
  don't
• 42:20
  really
• 42:20
  know.
• 42:21
  But
• 42:21
  if
• 42:21
  I
• 42:21
  saw
• 42:21
  that
• 42:21
  during
• 42:21
  Ramadan,
• 42:22
  it
• 42:22
  wouldn't
• 42:22
  be
• 42:22
  a
• 42:23
  big
• 42:23
  deal
• 42:23
  to
• 42:23
  me.
• 42:25
  What's
• 42:25
  the.
• 42:26
  What's.
• 42:26
  What's
• 42:26
  the
• 42:26
  festival
• 42:27
  of
• 42:27
  colors
• 42:28
  for
• 42:29
  Hinduism?
• 42:29
  Oh,
• 42:31
  gosh.
• 42:31
  What
• 42:31
  is
• 42:31
  it,
• 42:32
  Bali?
• 42:32
  I
• 42:32
  can't
• 42:33
  think
• 42:33
  of
• 42:33
  it
• 42:33
  off
• 42:33
  the
• 42:33
  top
• 42:33
  of
• 42:33
  my
• 42:33
  head.
• 42:34
  I
• 42:34
  can't
• 42:34
  either.
• 42:35
  But
• 42:35
  if
• 42:35
  I
• 42:35
  saw
• 42:35
  the
• 42:36
  symbols
• 42:36
  for
• 42:36
  that.
• 42:36
  If
• 42:36
  I
• 42:36
  saw,
• 42:37
  you
• 42:37
  know,
• 42:38
  Naduani.
• 42:39
  No.
• 42:39
  Oh,
• 42:40
  Dwally,
• 42:40
  Dwally,
• 42:41
  Dwally.
• 42:42
  Yeah,
• 42:42
  that's
• 42:42
  it.
• 42:43
  You
• 42:43
  know,
• 42:43
  I'm
• 42:44
  saying.
• 42:44
  Yeah.
• 42:44
  Holy
• 42:45
  ho
• 42:46
  li.
• 42:47
  Yeah.
• 42:47
  Okay.
• 42:48
  Okay.
• 42:48
  So,
• 42:49
  yeah,
• 42:49
  I'm
• 42:49
  kind
• 42:49
  of
• 42:49
  with
• 42:50
  you
• 42:50
  there,
• 42:50
  Christian.
• 42:50
  I
• 42:50
  feel
• 42:51
  like
• 42:51
  those.
• 42:52
  Facing
• 42:52
  those
• 42:52
  things
• 42:53
  instead,
• 42:54
  it
• 42:54
  feels
• 42:54
  like
• 42:54
  it's
• 42:54
  sweeping
• 42:55
  it
• 42:55
  under
• 42:55
  the
• 42:55
  rug
• 42:56
  and
• 42:56
  not
• 42:56
  actually
• 42:57
  dealing
• 42:57
  with
• 42:57
  it.
• 42:58
  You
• 42:58
  know,
• 42:58
  I
• 42:58
  don't
• 42:58
  know
• 42:58
  if
• 42:58
  you
• 42:59
  feel
• 42:59
  the
• 42:59
  same
• 42:59
  way,
• 42:59
  but
• 43:00
  that's
• 43:00
  kind
• 43:00
  of
• 43:00
  how
• 43:00
  I
• 43:01
  feel
• 43:01
  about
• 43:01
  it.
• 43:02
  Yeah,
• 43:03
  I
• 43:03
  see
• 43:03
  where
• 43:03
  you're
• 43:03
  coming
• 43:04
  from.
• 43:05
  Okay.
• 43:05
  Yeah.
• 43:05
  This
• 43:05
  episode
• 43:06
  is
• 43:06
  going
• 43:06
  to
• 43:06
  be
• 43:06
  way
• 43:06
  longer
• 43:06
  than
• 43:07
  I
• 43:07
  thought.
• 43:07
  I'm
• 43:07
  loving
• 43:07
  it.
• 43:08
  And
• 43:08
  now
• 43:08
  for
• 43:09
  something
• 43:09
  completely
• 43:09
  different.
• 43:11
  The
• 43:11
  Phineas
• 43:11
  and
• 43:11
  Ferb
• 43:12
  Christmas
• 43:12
  vacation
• 43:13
  episode,
• 43:15
  season
• 43:15
  two.
• 43:15
  If
• 43:16
  I'm
• 43:16
  remembering
• 43:16
  correctly,
• 43:17
  guys,
• 43:18
  we
• 43:18
  just
• 43:18
  left
• 43:18
  the
• 43:18
  drive
• 43:19
  in.
• 43:20
  Saw
• 43:21
  this
• 43:21
  for
• 43:21
  the
• 43:21
  first
• 43:21
  time.
• 43:22
  What's
• 43:23
  your
• 43:23
  first
• 43:23
  reaction
• 43:23
  to
• 43:24
  seeing
• 43:24
  this
• 43:24
  compared
• 43:25
  to
• 43:25
  what
• 43:25
  we
• 43:25
  saw.
• 43:30
  My
• 43:30
  first
• 43:30
  reaction,
• 43:32
  literally,
• 43:32
  was
• 43:33
  that's
• 43:33
  where
• 43:33
  that
• 43:33
  song
• 43:34
  came
• 43:34
  from.
• 43:35
  The
• 43:36
  Christmas
• 43:36
  is
• 43:36
  starting
• 43:37
  now
• 43:38
  because.
• 43:38
  Yes.
• 43:39
  Because
• 43:40
  in
• 43:40
  the
• 43:41
  theme
• 43:41
  park
• 43:41
  world,
• 43:43
  that
• 43:43
  song
• 43:44
  has
• 43:44
  been
• 43:45
  infamous
• 43:45
  in
• 43:46
  how
• 43:47
  annoying
• 43:47
  it
• 43:48
  is.
• 43:48
  And
• 43:49
  because
• 43:49
  they
• 43:49
  used
• 43:50
  to
• 43:50
  play
• 43:50
  it
• 43:50
  in
• 43:50
  the
• 43:51
  parks
• 43:51
  way
• 43:52
  too
• 43:52
  much
• 43:53
  in
• 43:53
  the
• 43:54
  Walt
• 43:54
  Disney
• 43:54
  World
• 43:54
  parks.
• 43:55
  And
• 43:56
  I
• 43:56
  completely
• 43:57
  forgot
• 43:57
  that
• 43:57
  it
• 43:58
  came
• 43:58
  from
• 43:58
  this
• 43:58
  episode.
• 43:59
  So
• 44:00
  I
• 44:00
  was
• 44:00
  like,
• 44:00
  ah,
• 44:01
  cool.
• 44:01
  Nice.
• 44:03
  Perfect.
• 44:04
  Nick.
• 44:05
  Yeah.
• 44:05
  For
• 44:05
  me,
• 44:06
  it
• 44:06
  was
• 44:06
  also
• 44:06
  kind
• 44:06
  of
• 44:06
  a
• 44:06
  recognition,
• 44:07
  so
• 44:07
  I
• 44:08
  knew
• 44:08
  already,
• 44:08
  but
• 44:09
  Jared
• 44:10
  Riddick
• 44:10
  is
• 44:11
  the
• 44:11
  lead
• 44:12
  singer
• 44:12
  of
• 44:12
  Bowling
• 44:13
  for
• 44:13
  Soup,
• 44:13
  and
• 44:14
  he
• 44:14
  is
• 44:14
  the
• 44:14
  one
• 44:14
  who
• 44:15
  wrote
• 44:15
  the
• 44:15
  Phineas
• 44:15
  and
• 44:15
  Ferb
• 44:16
  theme
• 44:16
  song.
• 44:16
  And
• 44:16
  then
• 44:17
  the.
• 44:17
  The
• 44:17
  Christmas
• 44:17
  vacation
• 44:18
  song.
• 44:18
  I
• 44:19
  saw,
• 44:19
  I
• 44:19
  think,
• 44:20
  at
• 44:20
  Disney.
• 44:21
  Bowling
• 44:22
  for
• 44:22
  Soup.
• 44:23
  Yep.
• 44:23
  That's
• 44:24
  so
• 44:24
  dope.
• 44:24
  I'm
• 44:24
  so
• 44:25
  jealous.
• 44:25
  They
• 44:25
  were
• 44:25
  there
• 44:26
  a
• 44:26
  couple
• 44:26
  months
• 44:26
  ago.
• 44:27
  Yeah.
• 44:28
  Nice.
• 44:28
  One
• 44:29
  of
• 44:29
  my
• 44:29
  favorite
• 44:29
  early
• 44:29
  bands.
• 44:30
  They
• 44:31
  his
• 44:31
  hair.
• 44:31
  Goofy
• 44:32
  pop
• 44:32
  punk.
• 44:33
  Yeah.
• 44:33
  Oh,
• 44:34
  he's
• 44:34
  got
• 44:34
  the.
• 44:34
  He's
• 44:34
  got
• 44:34
  great
• 44:35
  hair.
• 44:35
  But,
• 44:36
  yeah,
• 44:36
  I
• 44:36
  think
• 44:36
  I
• 44:36
  would
• 44:36
  have
• 44:36
  saw
• 44:37
  that,
• 44:37
  been
• 44:37
  like,
• 44:37
  oh,
• 44:38
  that's
• 44:38
  a
• 44:38
  Bowling
• 44:38
  for
• 44:38
  soup
• 44:39
  guy.
• 44:39
  And
• 44:40
  I'd
• 44:40
  be
• 44:40
  like,
• 44:40
  that's
• 44:40
  a
• 44:40
  cute
• 44:40
  episode.
• 44:41
  And
• 44:41
  that's
• 44:42
  probably
• 44:42
  my
• 44:42
  first
• 44:42
  impressions.
• 44:43
  Yeah.
• 44:43
  Fair.
• 44:45
  Yeah.
• 44:46
  For
• 44:46
  me,
• 44:47
  it's
• 44:47
  like,
• 44:47
  oh,
• 44:48
  wait,
• 44:48
  how
• 44:48
  does
• 44:48
  this
• 44:48
  tie
• 44:48
  in?
• 44:49
  It's
• 44:49
  supposed
• 44:49
  to
• 44:49
  be
• 44:49
  like
• 44:50
  this
• 44:50
  104
• 44:50
  days
• 44:50
  of
• 44:51
  summer
• 44:51
  vacation,
• 44:51
  but
• 44:51
  now
• 44:52
  we're
• 44:52
  in
• 44:52
  Christmas.
• 44:52
  Don't
• 44:53
  think
• 44:53
  too
• 44:53
  much
• 44:53
  about.
• 44:55
  It's
• 44:56
  fun.
• 44:57
  It's
• 44:57
  what
• 44:57
  Phineas
• 44:58
  and
• 44:58
  Ferb
• 44:58
  does.
• 44:58
  Well,
• 44:59
  I
• 44:59
  love
• 44:59
  and
• 45:00
  adore
• 45:00
  this
• 45:00
  series.
• 45:02
  It's
• 45:03
  a
• 45:03
  good
• 45:03
  comfort.
• 45:04
  It's
• 45:05
  zany.
• 45:06
  It
• 45:06
  doesn't
• 45:06
  overplay
• 45:07
  itself.
• 45:07
  It
• 45:07
  knows
• 45:08
  what
• 45:08
  the
• 45:08
  tropes
• 45:09
  it
• 45:09
  deals
• 45:09
  with
• 45:09
  and
• 45:09
  it'll
• 45:10
  make
• 45:10
  fun
• 45:10
  of
• 45:10
  them
• 45:10
  and
• 45:10
  make
• 45:11
  fun
• 45:11
  of
• 45:11
  you
• 45:11
  and
• 45:11
  make
• 45:12
  fun
• 45:12
  of
• 45:12
  the
• 45:13
  story
• 45:13
  that's
• 45:13
  going
• 45:13
  on.
• 45:14
  And
• 45:15
  it's
• 45:15
  just
• 45:15
  have
• 45:15
  fun.
• 45:16
  It's
• 45:16
  a
• 45:16
  good
• 45:17
  thing
• 45:17
  to
• 45:17
  put
• 45:17
  on
• 45:17
  if
• 45:17
  you
• 45:18
  just
• 45:18
  want
• 45:18
  to
• 45:18
  have
• 45:18
  fun
• 45:19
  and
• 45:19
  watch
• 45:19
  two
• 45:19
  brothers
• 45:20
  create
• 45:20
  these
• 45:20
  wacky
• 45:21
  things
• 45:21
  as
• 45:21
  their
• 45:21
  sister
• 45:22
  keeps
• 45:22
  trying
• 45:22
  to
• 45:22
  bust
• 45:22
  them,
• 45:23
  and
• 45:23
  their
• 45:23
  friends
• 45:23
  join
• 45:23
  in
• 45:24
  on
• 45:24
  the
• 45:24
  problems
• 45:24
  they
• 45:25
  that
• 45:25
  inevitably.
• 45:27
  And
• 45:27
  as
• 45:27
  a
• 45:28
  platypus
• 45:28
  who
• 45:29
  fights
• 45:29
  an
• 45:29
  evil
• 45:29
  scientist,
• 45:30
  you
• 45:30
  know,
• 45:30
  that's
• 45:31
  all
• 45:31
  you
• 45:31
  need
• 45:31
  in
• 45:31
  life,
• 45:32
  really.
• 45:33
  Yeah.
• 45:33
  Come
• 45:33
  on,
• 45:33
  Doofenshmirtz.
• 45:34
  Come
• 45:34
  on.
• 45:35
  Everybody
• 45:35
  knows
• 45:36
  and
• 45:36
  loves
• 45:36
  Doofenshmirtz.
• 45:37
  Typically,
• 45:38
  the
• 45:38
  premise
• 45:38
  of
• 45:38
  the
• 45:38
  show
• 45:39
  is
• 45:39
  Phineas
• 45:39
  and
• 45:39
  Ferb
• 45:40
  with
• 45:40
  their
• 45:40
  friends
• 45:40
  on
• 45:40
  summer
• 45:41
  vacation,
• 45:41
  not
• 45:41
  being
• 45:42
  in
• 45:42
  school,
• 45:42
  having
• 45:42
  all
• 45:43
  this
• 45:43
  time
• 45:43
  devoted
• 45:44
  making
• 45:44
  new
• 45:45
  inventions
• 45:45
  or
• 45:45
  going
• 45:45
  to
• 45:46
  a
• 45:46
  different
• 45:46
  country
• 45:47
  or
• 45:47
  just
• 45:48
  having
• 45:48
  fun
• 45:48
  with
• 45:48
  each
• 45:48
  other,
• 45:49
  and
• 45:49
  now
• 45:50
  we
• 45:50
  get
• 45:50
  to
• 45:50
  do
• 45:50
  it
• 45:50
  at
• 45:50
  Christmas
• 45:51
  time.
• 45:52
  I
• 45:52
  don't
• 45:52
  care
• 45:52
  that
• 45:52
  that's
• 45:53
  a
• 45:53
  deviation
• 45:53
  from
• 45:54
  the
• 45:54
  norm.
• 45:55
  It
• 45:55
  was
• 45:55
  a
• 45:55
  cool
• 45:55
  version
• 45:55
  of
• 45:56
  the
• 45:56
  of
• 45:57
  the
• 45:57
  song.
• 45:58
  Yes.
• 45:59
  Yeah.
• 46:00
  I
• 46:00
  do
• 46:00
  love
• 46:01
  when
• 46:01
  the
• 46:01
  title
• 46:01
  changes
• 46:02
  like
• 46:02
  that.
• 46:02
  And
• 46:02
  they
• 46:02
  play
• 46:02
  with
• 46:03
  different
• 46:03
  things
• 46:03
  and
• 46:03
  they'll
• 46:04
  maybe
• 46:04
  use
• 46:04
  new
• 46:04
  animation
• 46:05
  or
• 46:06
  play
• 46:07
  a
• 46:07
  different
• 46:07
  song
• 46:07
  like
• 46:07
  that
• 46:08
  show.
• 46:08
  Like.
• 46:08
  Yeah,
• 46:09
  we'll
• 46:09
  put
• 46:09
  that
• 46:09
  in
• 46:09
  the
• 46:09
  budget,
• 46:10
  too,
• 46:10
  because
• 46:10
  we
• 46:10
  care
• 46:10
  about
• 46:11
  what
• 46:11
  this
• 46:11
  episode
• 46:11
  is
• 46:12
  doing.
• 46:13
  All
• 46:14
  right,
• 46:14
  who
• 46:14
  wants
• 46:14
  to
• 46:14
  help
• 46:14
  me
• 46:14
  summarize
• 46:15
  this
• 46:15
  bad
• 46:15
  boy?
• 46:17
  That
• 46:17
  it
• 46:17
  is
• 46:17
  not
• 46:18
  a
• 46:19
  Phineas
• 46:19
  and
• 46:20
  Ferb
• 46:21
  version
• 46:22
  of
• 46:22
  the
• 46:23
  National
• 46:23
  Lampoon's
• 46:24
  Christmas
• 46:24
  Vacation?
• 46:25
  Because
• 46:26
  I
• 46:26
  was
• 46:26
  thoroughly
• 46:27
  confused.
• 46:27
  I
• 46:27
  was
• 46:27
  just
• 46:28
  like,
• 46:28
  where's
• 46:29
  the.
• 46:30
  Where's
• 46:30
  the
• 46:31
  grandma
• 46:32
  singing
• 46:32
  the
• 46:34
  national
• 46:35
  anthem
• 46:35
  and
• 46:35
  stuff?
• 46:36
  Like,
• 46:36
  huh?
• 46:36
  What?
• 46:38
  Where's
• 46:38
  Griswold
• 46:39
  with
• 46:39
  the
• 46:40
  eggnog?
• 46:41
  A
• 46:41
  cup
• 46:41
  with
• 46:42
  the
• 46:42
  moose
• 46:42
  cup?
• 46:43
  Where's
• 46:43
  the
• 46:43
  squirrel?
• 46:44
  Where's
• 46:45
  the
• 46:45
  squirrel?
• 46:46
  And
• 46:46
  the
• 46:47
  cat
• 46:48
  that
• 46:48
  gets
• 46:48
  a
• 46:48
  fright
• 46:48
  in
• 46:49
  the
• 46:49
  tree?
• 46:50
  Yeah,
• 46:51
  so
• 46:52
  that.
• 46:52
  So
• 46:53
  that
• 46:53
  it
• 46:53
  is
• 46:54
  not.
• 46:57
  A
• 46:57
  very
• 46:57
  different
• 46:58
  spin
• 46:58
  off.
• 46:59
  Yeah.
• 47:00
  Yeah.
• 47:02
  I'll
• 47:02
  do
• 47:02
  the
• 47:02
  beginning
• 47:03
  again.
• 47:03
  Y'
• 47:04
  all
• 47:04
  will
• 47:04
  have
• 47:04
  to
• 47:04
  pick
• 47:04
  out
• 47:04
  the
• 47:05
  details
• 47:05
  because
• 47:05
  I
• 47:05
  think
• 47:05
  y'
• 47:06
  all
• 47:06
  have
• 47:06
  probably
• 47:07
  watched
• 47:07
  it
• 47:07
  more.
• 47:07
  And
• 47:08
  obviously,
• 47:08
  Christian,
• 47:08
  I
• 47:09
  think
• 47:09
  you're
• 47:09
  an
• 47:09
  actual
• 47:09
  fan
• 47:10
  of
• 47:10
  Phineas
• 47:10
  and
• 47:11
  Ferb.
• 47:11
  And
• 47:12
  so
• 47:12
  I
• 47:12
  said
• 47:12
  this
• 47:13
  at
• 47:13
  the
• 47:13
  beginning,
• 47:13
  but
• 47:13
  this
• 47:13
  was
• 47:13
  my
• 47:14
  first
• 47:14
  Phineas
• 47:14
  and
• 47:14
  Ferb
• 47:15
  episode
• 47:15
  that
• 47:15
  I
• 47:15
  ever
• 47:16
  watched
• 47:16
  fully,
• 47:18
  just
• 47:18
  because
• 47:19
  I
• 47:19
  didn't
• 47:19
  grow
• 47:19
  up
• 47:19
  with
• 47:19
  it.
• 47:19
  I
• 47:19
  didn't
• 47:20
  have
• 47:20
  people
• 47:20
  who
• 47:20
  watched
• 47:21
  it.
• 47:21
  And
• 47:21
  so
• 47:22
  this
• 47:22
  was.
• 47:22
  It
• 47:22
  was
• 47:22
  a
• 47:23
  good
• 47:23
  opportunity,
• 47:23
  and
• 47:24
  I
• 47:24
  enjoyed
• 47:24
  it.
• 47:25
  But,
• 47:26
  I
• 47:26
  mean,
• 47:26
  I
• 47:27
  love
• 47:27
  that
• 47:27
  it
• 47:27
  starts
• 47:28
  off
• 47:28
  with
• 47:28
  Phineas
• 47:29
  and
• 47:29
  Ferb
• 47:30
  in
• 47:30
  their
• 47:30
  beds
• 47:31
  that
• 47:31
  are
• 47:31
  rocket
• 47:32
  ships,
• 47:32
  and
• 47:32
  they're
• 47:32
  flying
• 47:33
  around
• 47:33
  doing
• 47:34
  fun
• 47:35
  stuff.
• 47:36
  And
• 47:37
  so
• 47:37
  while
• 47:37
  they're
• 47:37
  flying
• 47:37
  around
• 47:39
  trying
• 47:39
  to
• 47:39
  get
• 47:39
  back
• 47:39
  to
• 47:40
  their
• 47:40
  bedroom,
• 47:42
  what
• 47:42
  I'm
• 47:42
  assuming
• 47:43
  is
• 47:43
  to
• 47:43
  get
• 47:43
  there
• 47:43
  before
• 47:44
  their
• 47:44
  sister
• 47:44
  finds
• 47:45
  out.
• 47:45
  Is
• 47:46
  that
• 47:46
  their
• 47:47
  mom
• 47:48
  or.
• 47:49
  No.
• 47:49
  What's
• 47:49
  the
• 47:49
  sister's
• 47:49
  name?
• 47:50
  Someone
• 47:50
  tell
• 47:50
  me
• 47:50
  the
• 47:50
  sister's
• 47:51
  name.
• 47:51
  Candace.
• 47:52
  Candace
• 47:53
  is.
• 47:53
  So
• 47:53
  as
• 47:53
  they're
• 47:54
  doing
• 47:54
  their
• 47:54
  little
• 47:54
  flying
• 47:55
  thing,
• 47:55
  Candace
• 47:56
  calls
• 47:56
  their
• 47:56
  mom,
• 47:57
  who
• 47:57
  is
• 47:58
  at
• 47:58
  the
• 47:58
  airport,
• 47:59
  and
• 47:59
  they
• 47:59
  have
• 48:00
  her
• 48:00
  parents
• 48:00
  have
• 48:01
  to
• 48:01
  wait
• 48:02
  for
• 48:02
  their
• 48:02
  grandparents
• 48:02
  at
• 48:03
  the
• 48:03
  airport
• 48:03
  because
• 48:04
  it's
• 48:04
  delayed.
• 48:05
  And
• 48:05
  Candace
• 48:05
  is
• 48:06
  complaining
• 48:06
  about
• 48:06
  getting
• 48:07
  her
• 48:07
  boyfriend
• 48:07
  the
• 48:07
  perfect
• 48:08
  present,
• 48:08
  and
• 48:09
  her
• 48:09
  mom
• 48:09
  distracts
• 48:10
  her
• 48:10
  by
• 48:10
  saying,
• 48:10
  hey,
• 48:11
  what
• 48:11
  are
• 48:11
  your
• 48:11
  brothers
• 48:11
  doing?
• 48:12
  So
• 48:12
  Candace
• 48:13
  gets
• 48:13
  temporarily
• 48:14
  distracted
• 48:15
  and
• 48:15
  goes
• 48:16
  to
• 48:16
  investigate
• 48:16
  what
• 48:16
  they're
• 48:17
  doing.
• 48:17
  And
• 48:19
  Phineas
• 48:19
  and
• 48:19
  Ferb,
• 48:22
  they
• 48:22
  land
• 48:23
  in
• 48:23
  their
• 48:23
  bedroom
• 48:23
  before
• 48:24
  Candace
• 48:25
  is
• 48:25
  able
• 48:25
  to
• 48:25
  find
• 48:26
  out
• 48:26
  what
• 48:26
  shenanigans
• 48:27
  they're
• 48:27
  up
• 48:27
  to.
• 48:28
  And
• 48:28
  I
• 48:28
  think
• 48:28
  that
• 48:28
  sets
• 48:29
  up
• 48:29
  the
• 48:29
  rest
• 48:29
  of
• 48:29
  the
• 48:29
  episode.
• 48:31
  So,
• 48:31
  you
• 48:31
  know,
• 48:31
  pick
• 48:32
  up
• 48:32
  the
• 48:32
  details
• 48:32
  from
• 48:33
  there.
• 48:33
  Somebody.
• 48:33
  Yeah.
• 48:34
  So
• 48:35
  at
• 48:35
  this
• 48:35
  point
• 48:36
  in
• 48:36
  time,
• 48:36
  it's
• 48:37
  Christmas,
• 48:37
  and
• 48:37
  they're
• 48:38
  waiting
• 48:38
  for
• 48:38
  family
• 48:38
  to
• 48:38
  come
• 48:39
  in,
• 48:39
  and
• 48:39
  the
• 48:39
  boys
• 48:40
  kind
• 48:40
  of
• 48:41
  realize,
• 48:41
  hey,
• 48:41
  you
• 48:41
  know
• 48:42
  People
• 48:42
  always
• 48:43
  get
• 48:43
  gifts
• 48:43
  for
• 48:44
  Santa
• 48:44
  from
• 48:44
  Santa,
• 48:45
  so
• 48:45
  why
• 48:45
  don't
• 48:45
  we
• 48:45
  do
• 48:46
  something
• 48:46
  for
• 48:46
  him?
• 48:47
  And
• 48:47
  they
• 48:48
  create
• 48:48
  a
• 48:48
  rest
• 48:48
  stop
• 48:49
  for
• 48:49
  him
• 48:50
  so
• 48:51
  that
• 48:51
  he
• 48:51
  can
• 48:51
  be
• 48:51
  there.
• 48:51
  And
• 48:51
  Candace
• 48:52
  lasted
• 48:52
  them
• 48:52
  because
• 48:53
  they
• 48:53
  still
• 48:53
  believe
• 48:53
  in
• 48:53
  Santa.
• 48:54
  We'll
• 48:54
  get
• 48:54
  into
• 48:54
  the
• 48:54
  logic
• 48:55
  of
• 48:55
  that
• 48:55
  later
• 48:55
  on
• 48:56
  in
• 48:57
  a
• 48:57
  world
• 48:57
  where
• 48:57
  he's
• 48:57
  obviously
• 48:58
  real.
• 48:59
  And
• 49:00
  they
• 49:00
  also,
• 49:01
  because
• 49:01
  they
• 49:01
  have
• 49:02
  very
• 49:02
  natural
• 49:02
  charisma,
• 49:03
  get
• 49:03
  everyone
• 49:03
  else
• 49:04
  the
• 49:04
  entire,
• 49:04
  you
• 49:05
  know,
• 49:05
  tri
• 49:05
  state
• 49:05
  area
• 49:06
  of
• 49:06
  Danville
• 49:07
  to
• 49:07
  decorate
• 49:08
  the
• 49:08
  entire
• 49:09
  city
• 49:10
  in
• 49:10
  for
• 49:10
  the
• 49:10
  hopes
• 49:11
  of
• 49:11
  Christmas.
• 49:12
  And
• 49:12
  Candace
• 49:13
  has
• 49:13
  figured
• 49:13
  out
• 49:13
  if
• 49:13
  she
• 49:14
  wants
• 49:14
  to
• 49:14
  figure
• 49:14
  out
• 49:14
  what
• 49:14
  Jeremy
• 49:15
  wants,
• 49:15
  instead
• 49:15
  of
• 49:16
  asking
• 49:16
  him
• 49:16
  what
• 49:16
  he
• 49:16
  wants
• 49:17
  like
• 49:17
  a
• 49:17
  logical
• 49:17
  person
• 49:18
  would
• 49:18
  do.
• 49:18
  The
• 49:18
  real
• 49:18
  logical
• 49:19
  thing
• 49:19
  to
• 49:19
  do
• 49:20
  is
• 49:20
  to
• 49:20
  write
• 49:20
  letters
• 49:21
  to
• 49:21
  Santa
• 49:21
  together,
• 49:22
  even
• 49:22
  if
• 49:22
  she
• 49:22
  herself
• 49:23
  doesn't
• 49:23
  believe
• 49:23
  in
• 49:23
  him,
• 49:24
  so
• 49:24
  that
• 49:25
  she
• 49:25
  can
• 49:25
  learn
• 49:26
  what
• 49:26
  she
• 49:26
  needs
• 49:26
  to
• 49:26
  buy
• 49:27
  for
• 49:27
  him
• 49:27
  for
• 49:27
  Christmas,
• 49:28
  because
• 49:28
  Santa
• 49:28
  obviously
• 49:29
  wouldn't
• 49:29
  give
• 49:29
  it
• 49:29
  to
• 49:29
  him.
• 49:30
  At
• 49:30
  that
• 49:30
  same
• 49:30
  time,
• 49:32
  Ferb
• 49:33
  is
• 49:33
  left
• 49:33
  to
• 49:33
  wonder
• 49:33
  where
• 49:34
  Perry
• 49:34
  is.
• 49:36
  And
• 49:36
  Perry
• 49:36
  has
• 49:37
  gone
• 49:37
  off
• 49:37
  to
• 49:38
  the
• 49:38
  OWCA
• 49:40
  party
• 49:41
  to
• 49:41
  hang
• 49:42
  out
• 49:42
  with
• 49:42
  his
• 49:42
  friends
• 49:43
  there
• 49:43
  in
• 49:43
  the
• 49:43
  organization,
• 49:44
  they're
• 49:44
  having
• 49:44
  a
• 49:44
  secret
• 49:44
  Santa,
• 49:45
  one
• 49:45
  of
• 49:45
  which
• 49:46
  is
• 49:46
  the
• 49:46
  South
• 49:46
  Tuscany
• 49:47
  cd.
• 49:47
  And
• 49:48
  we'll
• 49:48
  get
• 49:48
  to
• 49:48
  the
• 49:48
  anagram,
• 49:49
  well,
• 49:50
  kind
• 49:50
  of
• 49:50
  anagram
• 49:51
  that
• 49:51
  plays
• 49:51
  in
• 49:52
  that
• 49:52
  later
• 49:52
  on.
• 49:53
  And
• 49:53
  unfortunately,
• 49:54
  they
• 49:55
  get
• 49:55
  the
• 49:55
  news
• 49:55
  that
• 49:56
  Dr.
• 49:56
  Doofenshmirtz
• 49:57
  is
• 49:58
  up
• 49:58
  to
• 49:58
  evil
• 49:58
  again,
• 49:59
  even
• 49:59
  on
• 49:59
  Christmas.
• 50:01
  And
• 50:01
  he's
• 50:02
  created
• 50:03
  a
• 50:03
  naughty
• 50:03
  inator
• 50:05
  that
• 50:05
  can
• 50:05
  ruin
• 50:05
  Christmas.
• 50:06
  But
• 50:06
  there's
• 50:06
  just
• 50:06
  one
• 50:07
  problem.
• 50:08
  Despite
• 50:08
  his
• 50:08
  horrible
• 50:09
  backstory
• 50:09
  and
• 50:09
  all
• 50:10
  the
• 50:10
  terrible
• 50:10
  things
• 50:10
  that
• 50:10
  have
• 50:10
  happened
• 50:11
  to
• 50:11
  him
• 50:11
  before,
• 50:11
  like
• 50:11
  being
• 50:11
  raised
• 50:12
  by
• 50:12
  ocelots
• 50:13
  or
• 50:14
  both
• 50:14
  of
• 50:14
  his
• 50:14
  parents
• 50:15
  not
• 50:15
  showing
• 50:15
  up
• 50:15
  for
• 50:15
  his
• 50:16
  birth,
• 50:16
  or
• 50:16
  being
• 50:17
  forced
• 50:17
  to
• 50:17
  be
• 50:17
  a
• 50:17
  lawn
• 50:17
  gnome
• 50:18
  for
• 50:18
  many
• 50:18
  months
• 50:19
  on
• 50:19
  end,
• 50:20
  nothing
• 50:20
  bad
• 50:21
  happened
• 50:21
  on
• 50:21
  Christmas.
• 50:22
  He
• 50:22
  actually
• 50:22
  had
• 50:22
  a
• 50:23
  good
• 50:23
  time.
• 50:23
  And
• 50:23
  he
• 50:23
  can't
• 50:24
  bring
• 50:24
  himself
• 50:24
  to
• 50:25
  hate
• 50:25
  Christmas
• 50:26
  until
• 50:27
  he
• 50:27
  gets
• 50:27
  attacked
• 50:28
  by
• 50:28
  a
• 50:28
  bunch
• 50:28
  of
• 50:29
  carolers
• 50:29
  who
• 50:29
  demand
• 50:30
  figgy
• 50:30
  pudding.
• 50:31
  And
• 50:31
  this
• 50:32
  is
• 50:32
  what
• 50:32
  gives
• 50:32
  him
• 50:32
  the
• 50:33
  impetus
• 50:33
  to
• 50:33
  actually
• 50:34
  say,
• 50:34
  no,
• 50:35
  I'm
• 50:35
  going
• 50:35
  to
• 50:35
  make
• 50:35
  everyone
• 50:36
  naughty.
• 50:36
  And
• 50:36
  so
• 50:37
  the
• 50:37
  naughty
• 50:37
  Inator
• 50:37
  causes
• 50:38
  everyone
• 50:38
  in
• 50:38
  Danville
• 50:39
  to
• 50:39
  be
• 50:39
  put
• 50:39
  on
• 50:39
  the
• 50:39
  naughty
• 50:39
  list
• 50:40
  for
• 50:40
  Santa.
• 50:41
  And
• 50:41
  we
• 50:42
  get
• 50:42
  to
• 50:42
  Phineas
• 50:43
  and
• 50:43
  Ferb's
• 50:43
  friends
• 50:43
  were
• 50:44
  always
• 50:44
  upset
• 50:45
  about
• 50:45
  that
• 50:45
  because
• 50:46
  we
• 50:46
  should
• 50:46
  be
• 50:47
  nice.
• 50:47
  They
• 50:47
  sing
• 50:47
  a
• 50:47
  song
• 50:48
  about
• 50:48
  it.
• 50:48
  And
• 50:48
  this
• 50:49
  reaches
• 50:49
  two
• 50:49
  elves
• 50:49
  up
• 50:50
  to
• 50:50
  the
• 50:50
  North
• 50:50
  Pole
• 50:50
  who
• 50:50
  are
• 50:51
  kind
• 50:51
  of
• 50:51
  like
• 50:51
  this
• 50:51
  many
• 50:51
  people
• 50:52
  at
• 50:52
  once.
• 50:52
  I
• 50:52
  mean,
• 50:53
  that
• 50:53
  can't
• 50:53
  be
• 50:53
  right.
• 50:54
  So
• 50:54
  they
• 50:54
  go
• 50:54
  to
• 50:54
  talk
• 50:54
  about
• 50:55
  it,
• 50:56
  and
• 50:57
  they
• 50:57
  decide
• 50:57
  that
• 50:58
  if
• 50:58
  Santa's
• 50:58
  not
• 50:58
  gonna
• 50:58
  be
• 50:58
  able
• 50:58
  to
• 50:58
  come
• 50:59
  there
• 50:59
  because
• 50:59
  he
• 50:59
  can't
• 51:00
  change
• 51:00
  his
• 51:00
  schedule
• 51:01
  at
• 51:01
  all,
• 51:02
  they
• 51:02
  can
• 51:02
  do
• 51:02
  it
• 51:02
  themselves,
• 51:03
  because
• 51:03
  that's
• 51:04
  what
• 51:04
  they
• 51:04
  do.
• 51:04
  They
• 51:04
  just
• 51:05
  build
• 51:05
  things
• 51:05
  and
• 51:05
  solve
• 51:05
  problems
• 51:07
  so
• 51:07
  they
• 51:08
  become
• 51:08
  Santa
• 51:09
  for
• 51:09
  the
• 51:09
  city.
• 51:09
  Meanwhile,
• 51:10
  Perry
• 51:11
  is
• 51:11
  confronting
• 51:12
  Dr.
• 51:12
  Doofenshmirtz,
• 51:13
  and
• 51:14
  it
• 51:14
  gets
• 51:14
  to
• 51:15
  the
• 51:15
  point
• 51:15
  where
• 51:15
  they're
• 51:15
  able
• 51:16
  to.
• 51:17
  The
• 51:17
  boys
• 51:17
  are
• 51:17
  able
• 51:17
  to
• 51:18
  deliver
• 51:18
  the
• 51:18
  presents
• 51:19
  and
• 51:20
  have
• 51:20
  a
• 51:20
  moment
• 51:20
  of
• 51:21
  where
• 51:21
  Santa
• 51:21
  comes
• 51:22
  to
• 51:22
  them
• 51:23
  and
• 51:23
  he
• 51:23
  reveals
• 51:24
  that
• 51:24
  there
• 51:24
  was
• 51:24
  all
• 51:25
  a
• 51:25
  big
• 51:25
  elaborate
• 51:25
  scheme
• 51:26
  on
• 51:26
  his
• 51:26
  part
• 51:27
  to
• 51:27
  give
• 51:27
  them
• 51:27
  what
• 51:27
  they
• 51:28
  wanted
• 51:28
  for
• 51:28
  Christmas.
• 51:29
  Because,
• 51:30
  you
• 51:30
  know,
• 51:30
  Phineas,
• 51:30
  one
• 51:31
  of
• 51:31
  his
• 51:31
  requests,
• 51:32
  one
• 51:32
  of
• 51:32
  his
• 51:32
  gifts
• 51:32
  he
• 51:32
  wanted
• 51:32
  was
• 51:33
  to
• 51:33
  actually
• 51:33
  be
• 51:33
  Santa
• 51:34
  for
• 51:34
  Christmas.
• 51:35
  So
• 51:35
  this
• 51:35
  whole
• 51:35
  scenario
• 51:36
  was
• 51:36
  brought
• 51:36
  up
• 51:36
  and
• 51:37
  the
• 51:37
  South
• 51:37
  Tuscany
• 51:38
  CD
• 51:38
  is
• 51:38
  revealed
• 51:39
  to
• 51:40
  be
• 51:40
  an
• 51:40
  anagram
• 51:40
  for
• 51:40
  Santa
• 51:41
  Claus.
• 51:41
  Don't
• 51:41
  worry
• 51:41
  about
• 51:41
  the
• 51:42
  extra.
• 51:42
  Yeah.
• 51:47
  And
• 51:48
  this
• 51:48
  has
• 51:49
  given
• 51:49
  Doofenshmirtz
• 51:50
  the
• 51:50
  ability
• 51:50
  to
• 51:51
  actually
• 51:51
  hate
• 51:52
  Christmas
• 51:53
  because
• 51:54
  he's
• 51:54
  the
• 51:54
  one
• 51:54
  who
• 51:55
  sent
• 51:55
  him
• 51:55
  the
• 51:55
  naughty
• 51:55
  Inator.
• 51:56
  And
• 51:56
  now
• 51:57
  he
• 51:57
  can
• 51:57
  actually
• 51:57
  celebrate
• 51:58
  the
• 51:58
  holidays
• 51:58
  and
• 51:58
  hate
• 51:59
  them
• 51:59
  at
• 51:59
  the
• 51:59
  same
• 51:59
  time.
• 52:00
  And
• 52:01
  Candace
• 52:01
  is
• 52:01
  able
• 52:01
  to
• 52:02
  get
• 52:02
  a
• 52:02
  gift
• 52:02
  for
• 52:02
  Jeremy
• 52:04
  for
• 52:04
  his
• 52:04
  guitar,
• 52:05
  and
• 52:05
  he's
• 52:06
  giving
• 52:06
  her
• 52:06
  a
• 52:06
  gift
• 52:07
  of
• 52:07
  earrings
• 52:07
  that
• 52:08
  both
• 52:08
  gave
• 52:08
  up
• 52:08
  and,
• 52:09
  like,
• 52:09
  a
• 52:09
  gift
• 52:09
  of
• 52:09
  the
• 52:09
  Magi
• 52:10
  kind
• 52:10
  of
• 52:10
  situation
• 52:10
  here.
• 52:11
  And
• 52:12
  everyone
• 52:12
  has
• 52:12
  a
• 52:12
  very
• 52:13
  pleasant
• 52:13
  Christmas.
• 52:14
  Best
• 52:15
  Christmas
• 52:15
  ever.
• 52:17
  So,
• 52:18
  Nick,
• 52:18
  you
• 52:18
  were
• 52:19
  introduced
• 52:19
  to
• 52:19
  this
• 52:19
  episode
• 52:20
  here.
• 52:20
  You
• 52:20
  mentioned
• 52:20
  it
• 52:21
  before.
• 52:21
  Anything
• 52:21
  you
• 52:21
  want
• 52:21
  to
• 52:21
  add
• 52:22
  before
• 52:22
  I
• 52:22
  ask
• 52:23
  how
• 52:23
  we
• 52:23
  were
• 52:23
  introduced?
• 52:26
  You
• 52:26
  know,
• 52:26
  like
• 52:27
  you
• 52:27
  said,
• 52:27
  you
• 52:27
  sent
• 52:28
  me
• 52:28
  the
• 52:28
  text,
• 52:28
  so
• 52:28
  let's
• 52:29
  do
• 52:29
  it.
• 52:29
  I've
• 52:29
  got
• 52:29
  Disney
• 52:30
  and
• 52:30
  watched
• 52:31
  it,
• 52:31
  and,
• 52:32
  you
• 52:32
  know,
• 52:32
  seeing
• 52:32
  Santa
• 52:33
  come
• 52:33
  out
• 52:33
  of
• 52:33
  the
• 52:33
  steam
• 52:33
  room
• 52:34
  clubhouse
• 52:35
  was
• 52:35
  a
• 52:35
  treat.
• 52:36
  Was
• 52:36
  a
• 52:36
  real
• 52:36
  treat.
• 52:37
  Clancy
• 52:37
  Brown.
• 52:38
  Clancy
• 52:38
  Brown.
• 52:39
  Clancy
• 52:39
  Brown.
• 52:40
  Yes.
• 52:41
  Classic.
• 52:43
  All
• 52:43
  right,
• 52:43
  Evan,
• 52:44
  when
• 52:44
  were
• 52:44
  you
• 52:44
  introduced
• 52:44
  to
• 52:45
  this
• 52:45
  one?
• 52:45
  Into
• 52:46
  this.
• 52:47
  Into
• 52:47
  this
• 52:48
  episode
• 52:49
  specifically?
• 52:50
  Yes.
• 52:51
  It's
• 52:51
  my
• 52:51
  first
• 52:51
  time.
• 52:52
  It's
• 52:52
  my
• 52:52
  first
• 52:53
  time.
• 52:54
  This
• 52:54
  was
• 52:55
  a
• 52:55
  episode
• 52:56
  that
• 52:56
  was
• 52:56
  in
• 52:56
  my
• 52:56
  lore
• 52:57
  that
• 52:57
  I've
• 52:57
  always
• 52:58
  wanted
• 52:58
  to
• 52:58
  watch
• 52:59
  because,
• 53:00
  like
• 53:00
  you,
• 53:01
  Nick,
• 53:03
  the
• 53:03
  Phineas
• 53:03
  and
• 53:03
  Fern
• 53:04
  was
• 53:05
  a
• 53:05
  little
• 53:05
  bit
• 53:06
  after
• 53:07
  my
• 53:07
  time,
• 53:08
  but
• 53:08
  I
• 53:09
  knew
• 53:09
  about
• 53:09
  it,
• 53:09
  and
• 53:10
  I
• 53:10
  liked
• 53:12
  a
• 53:12
  lot
• 53:12
  of
• 53:13
  episodes
• 53:13
  because
• 53:13
  of
• 53:14
  just
• 53:15
  being
• 53:16
  a
• 53:16
  Disney
• 53:16
  fan.
• 53:17
  And.
• 53:18
  And
• 53:18
  I
• 53:18
  like
• 53:19
  the
• 53:19
  value
• 53:19
  of
• 53:21
  the.
• 53:22
  The
• 53:22
  idea
• 53:23
  that
• 53:23
  they
• 53:24
  are
• 53:24
  kind
• 53:24
  of
• 53:25
  south
• 53:25
  park
• 53:26
  light
• 53:27
  in
• 53:27
  the
• 53:27
  sense
• 53:28
  of
• 53:28
  they.
• 53:29
  They
• 53:29
  don't
• 53:29
  shy
• 53:30
  away
• 53:30
  from
• 53:30
  some
• 53:30
  topics,
• 53:31
  but
• 53:32
  they.
• 53:32
  Yeah,
• 53:32
  yeah.
• 53:33
  But
• 53:33
  they
• 53:33
  cover
• 53:34
  it
• 53:34
  completely
• 53:34
  differently.
• 53:36
  So.
• 53:36
  Yeah.
• 53:37
  And
• 53:37
  it
• 53:37
  was
• 53:37
  fun
• 53:38
  to
• 53:38
  see
• 53:40
  a
• 53:40
  lot
• 53:40
  of
• 53:40
  things
• 53:41
  that
• 53:42
  I
• 53:42
  just
• 53:42
  know
• 53:43
  familiarly
• 53:45
  from
• 53:46
  different
• 53:46
  parts
• 53:47
  show
• 53:48
  up
• 53:48
  here.
• 53:50
  This
• 53:50
  one,
• 53:51
  I
• 53:52
  don't
• 53:52
  remember
• 53:52
  when
• 53:52
  I
• 53:52
  first
• 53:53
  saw
• 53:53
  it.
• 53:53
  It
• 53:53
  would
• 53:53
  probably
• 53:53
  be
• 53:54
  in
• 53:54
  college,
• 53:55
  so
• 53:55
  anywhere
• 53:56
  from
• 53:56
  2009
• 53:57
  to
• 53:57
  2013.
• 53:58
  That
• 53:58
  really
• 53:58
  narrows
• 53:58
  it
• 53:59
  down.
• 54:00
  And
• 54:00
  this
• 54:00
  is
• 54:00
  when
• 54:01
  I
• 54:01
  was
• 54:01
  introduced
• 54:02
  to
• 54:02
  the
• 54:02
  series.
• 54:03
  I
• 54:03
  mean,
• 54:03
  it's
• 54:03
  what
• 54:03
  happens
• 54:04
  when
• 54:04
  you
• 54:04
  get
• 54:04
  old.
• 54:05
  Memories
• 54:05
  just
• 54:05
  kind
• 54:05
  of
• 54:05
  blend
• 54:06
  together,
• 54:06
  I
• 54:07
  suppose.
• 54:09
  Maybe
• 54:10
  that's
• 54:10
  what
• 54:10
  I
• 54:10
  should
• 54:10
  ask
• 54:10
  for.
• 54:10
  Christmas
• 54:11
  is
• 54:11
  a
• 54:11
  memory
• 54:11
  Inator
• 54:12
  just
• 54:12
  to
• 54:13
  help
• 54:13
  me
• 54:13
  not
• 54:14
  have
• 54:14
  this
• 54:14
  early
• 54:14
  onset
• 54:15
  Alzheimer's
• 54:15
  plague
• 54:16
  me.
• 54:18
  And
• 54:19
  I
• 54:20
  said,
• 54:20
  I
• 54:20
  was
• 54:20
  introduced
• 54:20
  to
• 54:20
  the
• 54:21
  series.
• 54:21
  It
• 54:22
  was
• 54:22
  around
• 54:22
  the
• 54:22
  time
• 54:22
  I
• 54:22
  got
• 54:23
  TiVo
• 54:23
  all
• 54:24
  the
• 54:24
  way
• 54:24
  back
• 54:24
  in
• 54:24
  the
• 54:24
  day
• 54:25
  to
• 54:25
  record
• 54:25
  stuff.
• 54:26
  And
• 54:26
  I
• 54:26
  had
• 54:26
  heard
• 54:27
  from
• 54:27
  someone
• 54:27
  else
• 54:27
  in
• 54:27
  college
• 54:28
  that
• 54:29
  this
• 54:29
  was
• 54:29
  fun.
• 54:29
  I
• 54:30
  don't
• 54:30
  remember
• 54:30
  who
• 54:30
  it
• 54:30
  was.
• 54:31
  And
• 54:32
  I
• 54:32
  was
• 54:32
  like,
• 54:32
  it's
• 54:32
  a
• 54:33
  Disney
• 54:33
  cartoon.
• 54:33
  What
• 54:34
  are
• 54:34
  you
• 54:34
  talking
• 54:34
  about?
• 54:34
  That's
• 54:35
  for
• 54:35
  kids,
• 54:36
  idiot.
• 54:36
  Me.
• 54:37
  And
• 54:37
  I
• 54:38
  watched
• 54:38
  an
• 54:38
  episode.
• 54:39
  I
• 54:39
  was
• 54:39
  like,
• 54:40
  this
• 54:40
  is
• 54:40
  amazing.
• 54:41
  I
• 54:41
  was
• 54:41
  a
• 54:42
  fool
• 54:42
  to
• 54:42
  think
• 54:42
  otherwise.
• 54:44
  And
• 54:45
  I
• 54:45
  kept
• 54:45
  watching.
• 54:46
  And
• 54:46
  eventually,
• 54:46
  somewhere
• 54:47
  along
• 54:47
  the
• 54:47
  line,
• 54:47
  I
• 54:47
  saw
• 54:47
  this
• 54:48
  episode.
• 54:48
  It's
• 54:48
  like,
• 54:49
  man,
• 54:49
  this
• 54:49
  is
• 54:49
  really
• 54:49
  fun.
• 54:50
  I'm
• 54:50
  so,
• 54:51
  so
• 54:51
  very
• 54:51
  glad
• 54:51
  this
• 54:52
  exists.
• 54:53
  And
• 54:53
  I
• 54:53
  have
• 54:54
  not
• 54:54
  seen
• 54:54
  the
• 54:54
  newest
• 54:54
  ones
• 54:55
  they've
• 54:55
  done
• 54:55
  yet
• 54:55
  because
• 54:56
  they
• 54:56
  put
• 54:56
  out
• 54:56
  some
• 54:57
  new
• 54:57
  episodes
• 54:57
  pretty
• 54:57
  recently.
• 54:59
  But
• 54:59
  I
• 55:00
  have
• 55:00
  since
• 55:00
  spread
• 55:01
  the
• 55:01
  gospel,
• 55:01
  as
• 55:01
  it
• 55:01
  were,
• 55:02
  to
• 55:02
  other
• 55:03
  people.
• 55:04
  My
• 55:04
  brother
• 55:04
  is
• 55:05
  now
• 55:05
  a
• 55:05
  huge
• 55:05
  fan
• 55:05
  of
• 55:05
  the
• 55:06
  show.
• 55:06
  He's
• 55:06
  introduced
• 55:07
  it
• 55:07
  to
• 55:07
  my
• 55:07
  nie
• 55:08
  and
• 55:09
  I've
• 55:09
  introduced
• 55:09
  it
• 55:09
  to
• 55:09
  it.
• 55:10
  A
• 55:10
  kiss.
• 55:10
  My
• 55:10
  mom
• 55:10
  watches.
• 55:11
  It's
• 55:12
  a
• 55:12
  wonderful
• 55:12
  thing.
• 55:14
  I
• 55:14
  love
• 55:14
  that.
• 55:15
  I
• 55:15
  love
• 55:15
  that
• 55:15
  you
• 55:15
  were
• 55:15
  able
• 55:15
  to,
• 55:16
  like,
• 55:16
  spread
• 55:16
  it
• 55:16
  around
• 55:17
  to
• 55:17
  your
• 55:17
  family
• 55:17
  and
• 55:18
  friends.
• 55:18
  And
• 55:18
  people
• 55:18
  are
• 55:19
  on
• 55:19
  the
• 55:19
  Phineas
• 55:19
  and
• 55:19
  Ferb
• 55:20
  train.
• 55:20
  That's
• 55:20
  like
• 55:20
  the
• 55:21
  best.
• 55:21
  Dude,
• 55:21
  that
• 55:21
  is
• 55:22
  fantastic.
• 55:23
  Even
• 55:23
  my
• 55:24
  mom
• 55:24
  watches
• 55:24
  it
• 55:24
  and
• 55:25
  won't
• 55:25
  admit
• 55:25
  that
• 55:25
  she
• 55:25
  likes
• 55:26
  it.
• 55:26
  But,
• 55:26
  you
• 55:27
  know,
• 55:27
  she
• 55:27
  watches
• 55:27
  it
• 55:27
  with
• 55:28
  the
• 55:28
  kids.
• 55:29
  Yeah.
• 55:29
  Just
• 55:29
  to
• 55:30
  keep
• 55:30
  them
• 55:30
  entertained.
• 55:30
  Of
• 55:30
  course.
• 55:31
  Right,
• 55:31
  right.
• 55:33
  All
• 55:33
  right.
• 55:34
  Actually,
• 55:34
  no,
• 55:34
  she
• 55:34
  has
• 55:35
  gotten
• 55:35
  better.
• 55:35
  She
• 55:35
  has
• 55:35
  actually
• 55:36
  said
• 55:36
  she
• 55:36
  liked
• 55:36
  it.
• 55:38
  She's
• 55:38
  grown
• 55:38
  as
• 55:38
  a
• 55:38
  person,
• 55:39
  as
• 55:40
  we.
• 55:40
  All
• 55:40
  should
• 55:41
  find
• 55:41
  wine.
• 55:43
  There
• 55:43
  you
• 55:43
  go.
• 55:44
  What
• 55:44
  we
• 55:44
  love
• 55:44
  and
• 55:45
  what
• 55:45
  don't
• 55:45
  we
• 55:45
  love
• 55:45
  about
• 55:45
  this
• 55:46
  episode?
• 55:48
  You
• 55:48
  know,
• 55:48
  for
• 55:48
  me,
• 55:49
  I
• 55:49
  think
• 55:49
  there
• 55:49
  was.
• 55:50
  I
• 55:50
  mean,
• 55:50
  I
• 55:50
  love
• 55:50
  the
• 55:51
  whole
• 55:51
  episode.
• 55:51
  I
• 55:52
  think
• 55:52
  it's
• 55:52
  like
• 55:52
  you
• 55:52
  said,
• 55:52
  it's
• 55:53
  very
• 55:53
  fun.
• 55:53
  Very
• 55:54
  wholesome,
• 55:55
  very
• 55:55
  zany
• 55:56
  and
• 55:56
  quirky
• 55:57
  and
• 55:57
  fun.
• 55:59
  I
• 55:59
  mean,
• 55:59
  like
• 55:59
  I
• 56:00
  said,
• 56:00
  I
• 56:00
  don't
• 56:00
  think
• 56:00
  there's
• 56:00
  anything
• 56:01
  I
• 56:01
  dislike
• 56:01
  about
• 56:01
  it.
• 56:03
  I
• 56:03
  think
• 56:03
  I'm
• 56:04
  100%
• 56:04
  all
• 56:04
  in
• 56:05
  on
• 56:05
  this
• 56:05
  one.
• 56:05
  Hey,
• 56:06
  Evan.
• 56:08
  It
• 56:08
  falls
• 56:08
  in
• 56:09
  line
• 56:09
  with
• 56:09
  what
• 56:10
  I
• 56:10
  love
• 56:10
  about
• 56:10
  the
• 56:10
  show.
• 56:12
  They're
• 56:14
  wholesome,
• 56:14
  but
• 56:15
  with
• 56:15
  little
• 56:15
  bit
• 56:16
  of
• 56:17
  width.
• 56:19
  Wholesome,
• 56:20
  but
• 56:20
  with
• 56:20
  heart,
• 56:20
  too.
• 56:22
  Yeah,
• 56:23
  I
• 56:23
  adore
• 56:24
  this
• 56:24
  show.
• 56:25
  That's
• 56:25
  not
• 56:25
  evident.
• 56:26
  Clearly,
• 56:26
  I'm
• 56:26
  not
• 56:26
  doing
• 56:27
  enough
• 56:27
  of
• 56:27
  a
• 56:27
  job
• 56:28
  here
• 56:28
  to
• 56:28
  spread
• 56:28
  the
• 56:29
  message.
• 56:31
  It's
• 56:31
  just
• 56:32
  fun
• 56:32
  and,
• 56:33
  like,
• 56:33
  the
• 56:33
  zaniness
• 56:33
  that
• 56:34
  you
• 56:34
  mentioned,
• 56:35
  the
• 56:35
  quirkiness,
• 56:36
  it's
• 56:36
  part
• 56:37
  of
• 56:37
  it.
• 56:37
  Like
• 56:37
  I
• 56:37
  said,
• 56:37
  they're
• 56:37
  self
• 56:38
  aware.
• 56:38
  They
• 56:39
  know
• 56:39
  when
• 56:39
  they
• 56:39
  overuse
• 56:40
  a
• 56:40
  joke
• 56:40
  and
• 56:40
  they'll
• 56:40
  mention
• 56:41
  it.
• 56:41
  The
• 56:41
  whole
• 56:42
  thing
• 56:42
  with
• 56:42
  like,
• 56:42
  hey,
• 56:43
  if
• 56:43
  you
• 56:43
  figure
• 56:44
  out
• 56:44
  where
• 56:44
  Perry
• 56:44
  is
• 56:45
  like,
• 56:45
  every
• 56:45
  episode
• 56:45
  is
• 56:46
  like,
• 56:46
  hey,
• 56:46
  where's
• 56:46
  Perry?
• 56:47
  And
• 56:47
  they'll
• 56:47
  find
• 56:47
  ways
• 56:48
  to
• 56:48
  do
• 56:48
  different
• 56:48
  twists
• 56:48
  on
• 56:49
  that.
• 56:49
  Every
• 56:50
  scheme
• 56:50
  that
• 56:51
  Dr.
• 56:51
  Doofenshmirz
• 56:52
  does,
• 56:52
  he
• 56:52
  has
• 56:52
  one
• 56:52
  per
• 56:52
  episode.
• 56:53
  Candace
• 56:54
  tries
• 56:54
  to
• 56:54
  bust
• 56:54
  him
• 56:54
  at
• 56:55
  least
• 56:55
  one
• 56:55
  per
• 56:55
  episode.
• 56:56
  And
• 56:56
  yet
• 56:57
  it
• 56:57
  doesn't
• 56:57
  get
• 56:57
  stale
• 56:58
  over
• 56:59
  time.
• 56:59
  You
• 56:59
  would
• 56:59
  think,
• 56:59
  you
• 57:00
  know,
• 57:00
  with
• 57:00
  over,
• 57:00
  like,
• 57:01
  100
• 57:01
  some
• 57:01
  episodes
• 57:02
  would.
• 57:02
  But,
• 57:02
  like,
• 57:02
  they
• 57:03
  find
• 57:03
  a
• 57:03
  way
• 57:03
  to
• 57:03
  make
• 57:03
  it
• 57:03
  refreshing
• 57:04
  almost
• 57:04
  every
• 57:05
  single
• 57:05
  time.
• 57:06
  So,
• 57:07
  I
• 57:07
  mean,
• 57:07
  the
• 57:07
  only
• 57:08
  negative
• 57:08
  I
• 57:08
  have
• 57:08
  is
• 57:08
  that
• 57:09
  it
• 57:09
  mentions
• 57:09
  figgy
• 57:09
  pudding,
• 57:10
  and
• 57:10
  I've
• 57:10
  never
• 57:10
  once
• 57:11
  tasted
• 57:11
  it,
• 57:11
  but
• 57:11
  it
• 57:11
  doesn't
• 57:11
  look
• 57:12
  like
• 57:12
  something
• 57:12
  for
• 57:12
  me.
• 57:13
  Yeah,
• 57:13
  I
• 57:13
  agree.
• 57:13
  It
• 57:14
  hasn't
• 57:14
  been
• 57:14
  made
• 57:14
  since
• 57:15
  the
• 57:15
  16th
• 57:15
  century.
• 57:16
  Yeah,
• 57:17
  what
• 57:18
  you
• 57:18
  say.
• 57:18
  And
• 57:18
  yet
• 57:18
  he
• 57:18
  has
• 57:19
  some
• 57:19
  in
• 57:19
  his
• 57:19
  house.
• 57:20
  Industrial,
• 57:22
  like
• 57:23
  Costco
• 57:23
  plus
• 57:24
  size,
• 57:24
  like,
• 57:24
  geez
• 57:25
  Louise,
• 57:26
  seriously.
• 57:29
  But
• 57:29
  one
• 57:30
  thing
• 57:30
  that
• 57:30
  I
• 57:31
  loved
• 57:31
  that
• 57:33
  I
• 57:33
  picked
• 57:33
  up
• 57:34
  on
• 57:34
  was
• 57:34
  when.
• 57:36
  At
• 57:36
  the
• 57:36
  beginning,
• 57:37
  when
• 57:37
  Candace
• 57:38
  is
• 57:38
  giving
• 57:39
  them
• 57:39
  crap
• 57:40
  about
• 57:42
  Santa
• 57:43
  not
• 57:43
  being
• 57:43
  real,
• 57:44
  and
• 57:45
  he
• 57:46
  brings
• 57:46
  up
• 57:47
  a
• 57:48
  shroud
• 57:48
  of
• 57:48
  turin,
• 57:51
  but
• 57:52
  it's
• 57:53
  Santa's
• 57:53
  face.
• 57:55
  What?
• 57:57
  Yeah,
• 57:58
  I
• 57:59
  did
• 57:59
  not
• 57:59
  catch
• 57:59
  that.
• 58:01
  So
• 58:01
  many
• 58:01
  jokes
• 58:02
  like
• 58:02
  that.
• 58:03
  They're
• 58:03
  meant
• 58:04
  for
• 58:04
  the
• 58:04
  parents.
• 58:06
  Oh,
• 58:07
  yeah.
• 58:07
  They
• 58:08
  do
• 58:08
  a
• 58:08
  great
• 58:08
  job
• 58:08
  with
• 58:08
  that.
• 58:09
  All
• 58:09
  right,
• 58:09
  so
• 58:10
  one
• 58:10
  of
• 58:10
  the
• 58:10
  major
• 58:10
  parts
• 58:11
  of
• 58:11
  this
• 58:11
  is
• 58:11
  the
• 58:11
  idea
• 58:12
  of
• 58:12
  gift
• 58:12
  giving.
• 58:14
  So
• 58:14
  how
• 58:14
  does
• 58:14
  this
• 58:14
  play
• 58:15
  out
• 58:15
  in
• 58:15
  the
• 58:15
  episode
• 58:16
  proper?
• 58:16
  And
• 58:17
  what
• 58:17
  are
• 58:17
  some
• 58:17
  of
• 58:17
  the
• 58:17
  best
• 58:18
  gifts
• 58:18
  we
• 58:18
  remember
• 58:19
  having
• 58:19
  been
• 58:19
  give
• 58:19
  before.
• 58:20
  Given
• 58:20
  before?
• 58:21
  My
• 58:22
  Nintendo
• 58:22
  64,
• 58:23
  man.
• 58:25
  Same.
• 58:27
  There's
• 58:27
  a
• 58:27
  reason
• 58:27
  why
• 58:28
  that
• 58:28
  is
• 58:28
  a
• 58:29
  cliche
• 58:29
  meme.
• 58:29
  You
• 58:30
  know,
• 58:30
  it's
• 58:30
  like,
• 58:30
  for
• 58:31
  some
• 58:31
  reason
• 58:31
  that
• 58:32
  we.
• 58:32
  When
• 58:33
  I
• 58:33
  pulled
• 58:33
  open
• 58:34
  the
• 58:35
  wrapping
• 58:35
  paper
• 58:36
  and
• 58:36
  I
• 58:37
  saw
• 58:37
  the
• 58:37
  box
• 58:38
  with
• 58:39
  it
• 58:39
  was
• 58:40
  the
• 58:40
  64
• 58:41
  bundle
• 58:41
  with
• 58:44
  shadows
• 58:45
  of
• 58:45
  the
• 58:45
  Empire
• 58:46
  and
• 58:46
  the
• 58:47
  gold
• 58:47
  controller
• 58:48
  that
• 58:48
  I
• 58:48
  wanted.
• 58:49
  Oh,
• 58:49
  my
• 58:49
  gosh.
• 58:51
  So
• 58:51
  much.
• 58:52
  I
• 58:52
  was
• 58:52
  so
• 58:52
  excited
• 58:53
  that
• 58:54
  later
• 58:56
  in
• 58:56
  the
• 58:56
  day,
• 58:56
  like,
• 58:57
  when
• 58:57
  you
• 58:58
  go
• 58:58
  out
• 58:58
  and
• 58:58
  you
• 58:59
  go
• 58:59
  play
• 58:59
  with
• 58:59
  your
• 58:59
  toys
• 59:00
  outside
• 59:00
  with
• 59:00
  your
• 59:00
  friends.
• 59:02
  My
• 59:02
  friends
• 59:02
  were
• 59:03
  like,
• 59:03
  bro,
• 59:04
  we
• 59:04
  heard
• 59:04
  you
• 59:05
  from
• 59:05
  down
• 59:05
  the
• 59:05
  block.
• 59:06
  Like,
• 59:06
  what
• 59:06
  happened?
• 59:08
  I
• 59:08
  was
• 59:08
  like,
• 59:10
  I
• 59:10
  got
• 59:10
  my
• 59:10
  64
• 59:11
  guys.
• 59:11
  They
• 59:12
  were
• 59:12
  like,
• 59:12
  oh,
• 59:12
  cool.
• 59:13
  Yeah.
• 59:15
  You
• 59:16
  were
• 59:16
  literally
• 59:16
  that
• 59:16
  meme.
• 59:17
  Oh,
• 59:17
  my
• 59:18
  God,
• 59:18
  I
• 59:18
  was
• 59:19
  flipping
• 59:19
  out.
• 59:20
  I
• 59:21
  was.
• 59:22
  I'm
• 59:22
  surprised
• 59:23
  that
• 59:23
  my
• 59:23
  mom
• 59:24
  hasn't
• 59:24
  sent
• 59:25
  me
• 59:25
  the
• 59:26
  video
• 59:26
  because.
• 59:28
  Because
• 59:29
  she
• 59:29
  was
• 59:29
  right
• 59:30
  there
• 59:31
  taping
• 59:31
  me
• 59:31
  with
• 59:32
  the
• 59:32
  little
• 59:32
  camcorder.
• 59:33
  So
• 59:33
  there's
• 59:34
  that
• 59:34
  video
• 59:34
  out
• 59:35
  there.
• 59:37
  Need
• 59:37
  it.
• 59:37
  Need
• 59:38
  it.
• 59:38
  Yeah.
• 59:39
  You
• 59:39
  know,
• 59:39
  that
• 59:40
  was
• 59:40
  my.
• 59:40
  That
• 59:40
  was
• 59:40
  actually
• 59:41
  mine,
• 59:41
  too,
• 59:41
  because
• 59:41
  I
• 59:42
  remember
• 59:42
  that
• 59:42
  moment
• 59:42
  very
• 59:43
  clearly.
• 59:43
  But
• 59:44
  I
• 59:44
  think
• 59:44
  part
• 59:44
  of
• 59:44
  it,
• 59:44
  too,
• 59:45
  is,
• 59:45
  you
• 59:45
  know,
• 59:45
  I
• 59:45
  think
• 59:46
  what
• 59:46
  this
• 59:46
  episode
• 59:47
  does
• 59:47
  really
• 59:47
  good
• 59:47
  at
• 59:47
  capturing
• 59:48
  is,
• 59:50
  like,
• 59:50
  the
• 59:50
  actual
• 59:50
  spirit
• 59:51
  of
• 59:51
  gift
• 59:51
  giving.
• 59:52
  It's
• 59:52
  not
• 59:52
  just
• 59:52
  about
• 59:53
  getting
• 59:53
  a
• 59:53
  ton
• 59:53
  of
• 59:53
  stuff
• 59:54
  or
• 59:54
  even
• 59:54
  material
• 59:55
  things.
• 59:55
  Right.
• 59:55
  Candace
• 59:56
  And
• 59:56
  Jeremy
• 59:57
  sell
• 59:57
  the
• 59:57
  things
• 59:57
  that
• 59:57
  they
• 59:58
  like
• 59:58
  to
• 59:59
  get
• 59:59
  each
• 59:59
  other.
• 59:59
  The
• 1:00:00
  presence.
• 1:00:00
  Right.
• 1:00:01
  And
• 1:00:01
  even,
• 1:00:01
  like,
• 1:00:02
  what
• 1:00:02
  Phineas
• 1:00:03
  wants
• 1:00:03
  isn't
• 1:00:04
  like,
• 1:00:04
  a
• 1:00:04
  lot
• 1:00:04
  of
• 1:00:04
  stuff,
• 1:00:05
  right?
• 1:00:05
  It's
• 1:00:06
  to
• 1:00:06
  be
• 1:00:06
  Santa
• 1:00:06
  Claus
• 1:00:07
  so
• 1:00:07
  that
• 1:00:07
  he
• 1:00:07
  can
• 1:00:07
  give
• 1:00:08
  people
• 1:00:08
  presents.
• 1:00:08
  It's
• 1:00:09
  like,
• 1:00:09
  yeah.
• 1:00:09
  So
• 1:00:09
  I
• 1:00:09
  think
• 1:00:10
  that
• 1:00:10
  it
• 1:00:10
  does.
• 1:00:10
  It
• 1:00:11
  captures,
• 1:00:11
  like,
• 1:00:11
  in
• 1:00:11
  a
• 1:00:11
  kid's
• 1:00:12
  cartoon,
• 1:00:12
  the
• 1:00:12
  spirit
• 1:00:13
  of
• 1:00:13
  giving
• 1:00:13
  without
• 1:00:13
  making
• 1:00:14
  it
• 1:00:14
  materialistic
• 1:00:16
  in
• 1:00:16
  a
• 1:00:16
  way
• 1:00:17
  that
• 1:00:17
  I
• 1:00:17
  think
• 1:00:17
  is
• 1:00:17
  very.
• 1:00:18
  Was
• 1:00:18
  very
• 1:00:18
  unique
• 1:00:19
  and
• 1:00:19
  fun.
• 1:00:21
  And,
• 1:00:22
  and
• 1:00:22
  it
• 1:00:22
  gives
• 1:00:23
  the,
• 1:00:24
  even
• 1:00:24
  the.
• 1:00:26
  Not
• 1:00:27
  the
• 1:00:27
  negative,
• 1:00:27
  but
• 1:00:28
  the,
• 1:00:30
  like,
• 1:00:30
  the
• 1:00:30
  view
• 1:00:31
  that,
• 1:00:31
  that
• 1:00:32
  Buford
• 1:00:33
  has
• 1:00:33
  where
• 1:00:33
  he
• 1:00:33
  just
• 1:00:34
  does
• 1:00:34
  that
• 1:00:34
  one
• 1:00:35
  deed
• 1:00:36
  and
• 1:00:37
  that'll.
• 1:00:37
  Make
• 1:00:37
  up
• 1:00:37
  for
• 1:00:38
  everything
• 1:00:38
  that'll
• 1:00:38
  make.
• 1:00:40
  Yeah,
• 1:00:40
  yeah.
• 1:00:41
  They,
• 1:00:42
  they,
• 1:00:43
  they,
• 1:00:43
  they,
• 1:00:45
  they
• 1:00:45
  kind
• 1:00:45
  of
• 1:00:45
  COVID
• 1:00:45
  on
• 1:00:45
  it,
• 1:00:46
  but
• 1:00:47
  they
• 1:00:47
  don't
• 1:00:47
  look
• 1:00:48
  down
• 1:00:48
  upon
• 1:00:48
  that
• 1:00:49
  idea
• 1:00:50
  at
• 1:00:50
  the
• 1:00:50
  same
• 1:00:51
  time.
• 1:00:51
  Yeah,
• 1:00:52
  that's
• 1:00:52
  an
• 1:00:52
  important
• 1:00:52
  one,
• 1:00:53
  too.
• 1:00:53
  See,
• 1:00:53
  he
• 1:00:53
  wants
• 1:00:53
  to
• 1:00:54
  be
• 1:00:54
  seen
• 1:00:54
  as
• 1:00:54
  nice
• 1:00:54
  by
• 1:00:55
  his
• 1:00:55
  friends.
• 1:00:56
  And
• 1:00:56
  Santa
• 1:00:57
  gave
• 1:00:57
  him
• 1:00:57
  that
• 1:00:57
  gift
• 1:00:58
  too.
• 1:00:58
  And
• 1:00:59
  I
• 1:00:59
  don't
• 1:00:59
  think
• 1:00:59
  Isabella
• 1:01:00
  gets
• 1:01:00
  a
• 1:01:00
  gift,
• 1:01:00
  but
• 1:01:00
  she
• 1:01:01
  does
• 1:01:01
  have
• 1:01:01
  a
• 1:01:01
  moment
• 1:01:01
  there
• 1:01:01
  because
• 1:01:02
  she
• 1:01:02
  herself
• 1:01:02
  is
• 1:01:02
  half
• 1:01:02
  Jewish
• 1:01:03
  and
• 1:01:03
  half
• 1:01:03
  Hispanic,
• 1:01:05
  and
• 1:01:05
  she's
• 1:01:05
  like,
• 1:01:06
  hey,
• 1:01:06
  I
• 1:01:06
  don't
• 1:01:06
  celebrate
• 1:01:06
  Christmas,
• 1:01:07
  but
• 1:01:07
  I
• 1:01:07
  love
• 1:01:07
  you
• 1:01:07
  guys,
• 1:01:07
  so
• 1:01:08
  let's
• 1:01:08
  do
• 1:01:08
  this
• 1:01:08
  together.
• 1:01:09
  It's
• 1:01:09
  a
• 1:01:09
  wonderful
• 1:01:09
  gift
• 1:01:10
  of
• 1:01:10
  giving
• 1:01:10
  her
• 1:01:10
  time
• 1:01:11
  to.
• 1:01:11
  For
• 1:01:11
  with
• 1:01:12
  her
• 1:01:12
  friends
• 1:01:14
  during
• 1:01:14
  the
• 1:01:14
  holiday
• 1:01:14
  season
• 1:01:15
  during
• 1:01:16
  Christmas.
• 1:01:16
  It's
• 1:01:17
  wonderful.
• 1:01:18
  And
• 1:01:18
  of
• 1:01:18
  course,
• 1:01:19
  Doofen
• 1:01:20
  Schmirtz.
• 1:01:20
  I
• 1:01:21
  love
• 1:01:21
  that
• 1:01:21
  man
• 1:01:21
  so
• 1:01:22
  much.
• 1:01:23
  Just
• 1:01:24
  the
• 1:01:24
  more
• 1:01:24
  you
• 1:01:25
  learn
• 1:01:25
  about
• 1:01:25
  him,
• 1:01:25
  the
• 1:01:25
  more
• 1:01:26
  the
• 1:01:26
  terrible
• 1:01:26
  things
• 1:01:26
  that
• 1:01:26
  have
• 1:01:26
  happened
• 1:01:27
  in
• 1:01:27
  his
• 1:01:27
  past.
• 1:01:27
  About
• 1:01:28
  one
• 1:01:28
  time
• 1:01:28
  a
• 1:01:29
  whale
• 1:01:29
  stole
• 1:01:29
  his
• 1:01:29
  girlfriend
• 1:01:30
  away
• 1:01:30
  from
• 1:01:30
  him
• 1:01:30
  or
• 1:01:31
  all
• 1:01:31
  these
• 1:01:32
  other
• 1:01:32
  ridiculous
• 1:01:32
  things
• 1:01:33
  that
• 1:01:33
  happened
• 1:01:33
  to
• 1:01:33
  him,
• 1:01:33
  and
• 1:01:34
  yet
• 1:01:34
  he's
• 1:01:34
  not
• 1:01:35
  really
• 1:01:35
  that
• 1:01:35
  evil.
• 1:01:37
  He
• 1:01:37
  wants
• 1:01:37
  to
• 1:01:37
  be
• 1:01:37
  an
• 1:01:38
  evil
• 1:01:38
  scientist,
• 1:01:39
  but
• 1:01:39
  yet
• 1:01:39
  he's
• 1:01:40
  such
• 1:01:40
  a
• 1:01:40
  great
• 1:01:40
  dad
• 1:01:40
  to
• 1:01:41
  his
• 1:01:41
  daughter,
• 1:01:41
  who
• 1:01:41
  surprisingly
• 1:01:42
  doesn't
• 1:01:42
  show
• 1:01:42
  up
• 1:01:42
  in
• 1:01:42
  this
• 1:01:43
  episode,
• 1:01:43
  but
• 1:01:43
  I
• 1:01:44
  guess
• 1:01:44
  there
• 1:01:44
  wasn't
• 1:01:44
  enough
• 1:01:44
  time.
• 1:01:45
  But
• 1:01:45
  also,
• 1:01:46
  like,
• 1:01:46
  is
• 1:01:47
  frenemies
• 1:01:47
  with
• 1:01:48
  Perry
• 1:01:48
  to
• 1:01:48
  the
• 1:01:48
  point
• 1:01:48
  where
• 1:01:49
  they
• 1:01:49
  give
• 1:01:49
  gifts
• 1:01:49
  to
• 1:01:49
  each
• 1:01:50
  other
• 1:01:51
  here
• 1:01:51
  in
• 1:01:51
  this
• 1:01:52
  episode
• 1:01:52
  too.
• 1:01:54
  It's
• 1:01:54
  just
• 1:01:54
  wonderful.
• 1:01:55
  Now,
• 1:01:55
  as
• 1:01:56
  far
• 1:01:56
  as
• 1:01:56
  best
• 1:01:56
  gifts
• 1:01:57
  for
• 1:01:57
  me,
• 1:01:57
  I
• 1:01:57
  know
• 1:01:57
  I've
• 1:01:57
  talked
• 1:01:57
  about
• 1:01:58
  this
• 1:01:58
  before,
• 1:01:59
  but
• 1:01:59
  there
• 1:01:59
  was
• 1:02:00
  one
• 1:02:00
  Christmas
• 1:02:00
  in
• 1:02:00
  particular.
• 1:02:01
  I
• 1:02:01
  got
• 1:02:02
  myself
• 1:02:03
  a
• 1:02:03
  Godzilla
• 1:02:04
  action
• 1:02:04
  figure.
• 1:02:05
  And
• 1:02:05
  I'm
• 1:02:05
  talking
• 1:02:05
  like
• 1:02:06
  this
• 1:02:07
  one
• 1:02:07
  was
• 1:02:07
  about
• 1:02:08
  maybe
• 1:02:09
  a
• 1:02:09
  foot
• 1:02:09
  and
• 1:02:09
  a
• 1:02:09
  half,
• 1:02:10
  two
• 1:02:10
  feet
• 1:02:10
  big.
• 1:02:11
  And
• 1:02:12
  of
• 1:02:12
  course,
• 1:02:12
  like,
• 1:02:12
  he's
• 1:02:13
  massive
• 1:02:13
  at
• 1:02:13
  that
• 1:02:14
  point
• 1:02:14
  in
• 1:02:14
  time,
• 1:02:14
  you
• 1:02:14
  might
• 1:02:14
  as
• 1:02:14
  well
• 1:02:15
  tower
• 1:02:15
  over
• 1:02:15
  you.
• 1:02:15
  Even
• 1:02:15
  though
• 1:02:16
  I
• 1:02:16
  was
• 1:02:16
  taller
• 1:02:16
  than
• 1:02:16
  him
• 1:02:17
  and
• 1:02:17
  I'd
• 1:02:17
  use
• 1:02:17
  it
• 1:02:18
  to
• 1:02:18
  terrorize
• 1:02:18
  my
• 1:02:18
  sisters
• 1:02:19
  and
• 1:02:19
  brother.
• 1:02:20
  And
• 1:02:21
  being
• 1:02:21
  a
• 1:02:21
  good
• 1:02:21
  older
• 1:02:22
  brother,
• 1:02:22
  but
• 1:02:22
  also
• 1:02:23
  like
• 1:02:23
  destroying
• 1:02:23
  and
• 1:02:23
  smashing
• 1:02:24
  things.
• 1:02:24
  Wish
• 1:02:24
  it
• 1:02:25
  with
• 1:02:25
  him.
• 1:02:27
  And
• 1:02:27
  I'm
• 1:02:28
  kind
• 1:02:28
  of
• 1:02:28
  cheating
• 1:02:28
  with
• 1:02:28
  this
• 1:02:28
  because
• 1:02:29
  it
• 1:02:29
  was
• 1:02:29
  actually
• 1:02:30
  in
• 1:02:30
  November,
• 1:02:30
  but
• 1:02:31
  I'm
• 1:02:31
  going
• 1:02:31
  to
• 1:02:31
  consider
• 1:02:31
  it
• 1:02:31
  a
• 1:02:31
  Christmas
• 1:02:32
  present.
• 1:02:33
  When
• 1:02:33
  we
• 1:02:33
  went
• 1:02:33
  to
• 1:02:33
  Disney
• 1:02:34
  a
• 1:02:34
  couple
• 1:02:34
  years
• 1:02:34
  ago,
• 1:02:36
  my
• 1:02:36
  brother
• 1:02:37
  told
• 1:02:37
  us
• 1:02:37
  that
• 1:02:38
  he
• 1:02:38
  was
• 1:02:38
  going
• 1:02:38
  to
• 1:02:38
  be
• 1:02:38
  a
• 1:02:38
  dad.
• 1:02:41
  Little
• 1:02:41
  Malin
• 1:02:41
  is
• 1:02:42
  my
• 1:02:42
  girl.
• 1:02:43
  Like,
• 1:02:43
  they're
• 1:02:44
  coming
• 1:02:44
  down
• 1:02:44
  in
• 1:02:44
  two
• 1:02:44
  weeks
• 1:02:45
  from
• 1:02:45
  now
• 1:02:45
  and
• 1:02:46
  get
• 1:02:46
  to
• 1:02:46
  hang
• 1:02:46
  out
• 1:02:46
  with
• 1:02:47
  them
• 1:02:47
  and
• 1:02:47
  just
• 1:02:48
  love
• 1:02:48
  on
• 1:02:48
  her.
• 1:02:49
  That's
• 1:02:49
  amazing.
• 1:02:50
  What
• 1:02:50
  better
• 1:02:50
  gift
• 1:02:50
  could
• 1:02:51
  there
• 1:02:51
  be?
• 1:02:52
  Yeah,
• 1:02:53
  Being
• 1:02:53
  an
• 1:02:53
  uncle
• 1:02:53
  is
• 1:02:54
  fantastic,
• 1:02:55
  dude.
• 1:02:55
  Oh,
• 1:02:56
  yeah.
• 1:02:56
  You
• 1:02:56
  got
• 1:02:57
  two
• 1:02:57
  nephews,
• 1:02:58
  right?
• 1:02:58
  Two
• 1:02:59
  nephews,
• 1:02:59
  yeah.
• 1:02:59
  And
• 1:03:00
  then
• 1:03:00
  three
• 1:03:00
  nieces.
• 1:03:01
  Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  Okay.
• 1:03:03
  Oh,
• 1:03:03
  yeah.
• 1:03:04
  That's
• 1:03:04
  such
• 1:03:04
  a
• 1:03:05
  wonderful
• 1:03:05
  feeling.
• 1:03:06
  But
• 1:03:06
  what
• 1:03:07
  else
• 1:03:07
  is
• 1:03:07
  also
• 1:03:07
  a
• 1:03:07
  wonderful
• 1:03:08
  feeling?
• 1:03:08
  Not
• 1:03:08
  being
• 1:03:09
  able
• 1:03:09
  to
• 1:03:09
  hate
• 1:03:09
  Christmas.
• 1:03:10
  Despite
• 1:03:11
  everything
• 1:03:11
  else
• 1:03:12
  in
• 1:03:12
  his
• 1:03:12
  life
• 1:03:12
  that
• 1:03:12
  he
• 1:03:12
  can
• 1:03:12
  hate.
• 1:03:13
  Doofusmirz
• 1:03:13
  just
• 1:03:14
  can't
• 1:03:14
  bring
• 1:03:14
  himself
• 1:03:15
  to
• 1:03:15
  it.
• 1:03:15
  So,
• 1:03:15
  like,
• 1:03:16
  how
• 1:03:16
  does
• 1:03:16
  this
• 1:03:16
  enhance
• 1:03:17
  his
• 1:03:17
  character?
• 1:03:17
  Is
• 1:03:18
  there
• 1:03:18
  something
• 1:03:18
  in
• 1:03:18
  our
• 1:03:19
  lives
• 1:03:19
  that
• 1:03:19
  we
• 1:03:19
  just
• 1:03:19
  can't
• 1:03:20
  bring
• 1:03:20
  ourselves
• 1:03:20
  to
• 1:03:20
  hate,
• 1:03:21
  even
• 1:03:21
  though
• 1:03:21
  we
• 1:03:21
  really
• 1:03:21
  want
• 1:03:22
  to?
• 1:03:23
  Is
• 1:03:23
  there
• 1:03:23
  something
• 1:03:24
  like
• 1:03:24
  that?
• 1:03:25
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• 1:03:25
  don't
• 1:03:25
  know.
• 1:03:27
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• 1:03:28
  think
• 1:03:28
  for
• 1:03:28
  me,
• 1:03:28
  it's
• 1:03:29
  trash.
• 1:03:29
  Some
• 1:03:30
  variations
• 1:03:30
  of
• 1:03:30
  trash
• 1:03:31
  tv.
• 1:03:32
  Like,
• 1:03:32
  there
• 1:03:32
  are
• 1:03:32
  some
• 1:03:33
  reality
• 1:03:33
  shows
• 1:03:34
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• 1:03:34
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• 1:03:34
  like.
• 1:03:34
  My
• 1:03:35
  wife
• 1:03:35
  loves
• 1:03:36
  reality
• 1:03:36
  shows.
• 1:03:37
  That's
• 1:03:37
  like
• 1:03:37
  her
• 1:03:37
  thing.
• 1:03:37
  She
• 1:03:38
  loves
• 1:03:38
  those.
• 1:03:39
  And
• 1:03:39
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• 1:03:40
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• 1:03:40
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• 1:03:40
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• 1:03:40
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• 1:03:41
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• 1:03:41
  on,
• 1:03:41
  I
• 1:03:41
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• 1:03:42
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• 1:03:42
  her.
• 1:03:44
  You
• 1:03:44
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• 1:03:44
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• 1:03:44
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• 1:03:44
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• 1:03:44
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• 1:03:45
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• 1:03:45
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• 1:03:45
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• 1:03:45
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• 1:03:45
  like,
• 1:03:45
  why
• 1:03:46
  are
• 1:03:46
  you
• 1:03:46
  watching
• 1:03:46
  this
• 1:03:46
  trash?
• 1:03:47
  This
• 1:03:47
  is
• 1:03:48
  horrible.
• 1:03:48
  Why
• 1:03:48
  do
• 1:03:48
  you
• 1:03:48
  spend
• 1:03:49
  your
• 1:03:49
  time
• 1:03:49
  doing
• 1:03:49
  this?
• 1:03:50
  You
• 1:03:50
  know,
• 1:03:50
  as.
• 1:03:50
  We
• 1:03:50
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• 1:03:51
  spent
• 1:03:51
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• 1:03:51
  hour
• 1:03:51
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• 1:03:51
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• 1:03:52
  south
• 1:03:52
  park,
• 1:03:52
  but
• 1:03:53
  I,
• 1:03:53
  you
• 1:03:54
  know.
• 1:03:55
  But
• 1:03:55
  then
• 1:03:55
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• 1:03:56
  will
• 1:03:56
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• 1:03:56
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• 1:03:57
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• 1:03:57
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• 1:03:58
  in
• 1:03:58
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• 1:03:59
  we'll
• 1:03:59
  watch
• 1:03:59
  with
• 1:04:00
  her.
• 1:04:00
  And
• 1:04:00
  so
• 1:04:01
  I'm
• 1:04:01
  always
• 1:04:01
  in
• 1:04:01
  denial
• 1:04:02
  that
• 1:04:02
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• 1:04:02
  like,
• 1:04:02
  no,
• 1:04:02
  it
• 1:04:02
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• 1:04:03
  horrible.
• 1:04:04
  But,
• 1:04:04
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• 1:04:04
  know,
• 1:04:04
  there's.
• 1:04:04
  There's
• 1:04:05
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• 1:04:05
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• 1:04:05
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• 1:04:05
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• 1:04:05
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• 1:04:06
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• 1:04:06
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• 1:04:06
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• 1:04:06
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• 1:04:06
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• 1:04:07
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• 1:04:07
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• 1:04:07
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• 1:04:07
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• 1:04:07
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• 1:04:07
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• 1:04:08
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• 1:04:08
  You
• 1:04:08
  know,
• 1:04:09
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• 1:04:09
  can't
• 1:04:10
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• 1:04:12
  Evan,
• 1:04:14
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• 1:04:14
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• 1:04:15
  find
• 1:04:15
  a
• 1:04:15
  meme
• 1:04:16
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• 1:04:16
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• 1:04:17
  It's
• 1:04:17
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• 1:04:18
  It's
• 1:04:19
  so.
• 1:04:21
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• 1:04:21
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• 1:04:23
  where.
• 1:04:23
  It's
• 1:04:24
  where.
• 1:04:24
  It's.
• 1:04:25
  Where.
• 1:04:25
  It's.
• 1:04:27
  The
• 1:04:27
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• 1:04:27
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• 1:04:28
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• 1:04:28
  think
• 1:04:28
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• 1:04:28
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• 1:04:29
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• 1:04:29
  mean.
• 1:04:29
  Like,
• 1:04:30
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• 1:04:30
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• 1:04:30
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• 1:04:32
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• 1:04:32
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• 1:04:33
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• 1:04:33
  It's.
• 1:04:34
  That
• 1:04:34
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• 1:04:35
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• 1:04:36
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• 1:04:36
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• 1:04:36
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• 1:04:36
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• 1:04:36
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• 1:04:37
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• 1:04:37
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• 1:04:37
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• 1:04:38
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• 1:04:38
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• 1:04:38
  in
• 1:04:39
  the
• 1:04:39
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• 1:04:39
  But
• 1:04:40
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• 1:04:40
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• 1:04:40
  it
• 1:04:40
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• 1:04:40
  cleverly.
• 1:04:41
  Like
• 1:04:42
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• 1:04:42
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• 1:04:43
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• 1:04:43
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• 1:04:44
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• 1:04:44
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• 1:04:45
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• 1:04:45
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• 1:04:46
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• 1:04:47
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• 1:04:47
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• 1:04:47
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• 1:04:48
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• 1:04:48
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• 1:04:49
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• 1:04:49
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• 1:04:49
  hate
• 1:04:50
  that.
• 1:04:50
  That's.
• 1:04:51
  Do
• 1:04:52
  you
• 1:04:52
  love
• 1:04:52
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• 1:04:52
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• 1:04:52
  Evan,
• 1:04:53
  do
• 1:04:53
  you
• 1:04:53
  love
• 1:04:54
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• 1:04:54
  seven?
• 1:04:56
  Not
• 1:04:56
  anymore.
• 1:04:57
  No.
• 1:04:59
  Working
• 1:05:00
  in
• 1:05:00
  youth.
• 1:05:01
  Oh,
• 1:05:01
  my
• 1:05:02
  gosh.
• 1:05:02
  It's
• 1:05:02
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• 1:05:02
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• 1:05:03
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• 1:05:03
  other
• 1:05:03
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• 1:05:03
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• 1:05:03
  hear.
• 1:05:03
  Eight,
• 1:05:03
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• 1:05:04
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• 1:05:04
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• 1:05:06
  No.
• 1:05:06
  Okay,
• 1:05:07
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• 1:05:08
  on
• 1:05:08
  topic.
• 1:05:09
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• 1:05:09
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• 1:05:09
  off
• 1:05:09
  topic,
• 1:05:10
  really.
• 1:05:11
  I
• 1:05:11
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• 1:05:11
  just
• 1:05:11
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• 1:05:12
  one
• 1:05:12
  of
• 1:05:12
  my
• 1:05:12
  dad's
• 1:05:13
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• 1:05:13
  games
• 1:05:14
  last
• 1:05:15
  week,
• 1:05:15
  and
• 1:05:16
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• 1:05:16
  final
• 1:05:16
  score
• 1:05:17
  was
• 1:05:17
  67
• 1:05:18
  to
• 1:05:18
  something.
• 1:05:19
  And
• 1:05:19
  our
• 1:05:19
  student
• 1:05:20
  section
• 1:05:20
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• 1:05:21
  67.
• 1:05:22
  It's
• 1:05:22
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• 1:05:24
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• 1:05:25
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• 1:05:25
  hate
• 1:05:26
  this.
• 1:05:26
  But
• 1:05:26
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• 1:05:26
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• 1:05:27
  can't
• 1:05:27
  bring
• 1:05:27
  myself
• 1:05:27
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• 1:05:28
  hate
• 1:05:28
  you
• 1:05:28
  because
• 1:05:29
  this
• 1:05:29
  is
• 1:05:29
  your
• 1:05:29
  brain
• 1:05:30
  rod
• 1:05:30
  of
• 1:05:30
  this
• 1:05:30
  generation.
• 1:05:31
  We
• 1:05:31
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• 1:05:32
  our
• 1:05:32
  brain
• 1:05:32
  rot
• 1:05:32
  before.
• 1:05:33
  Like,
• 1:05:34
  you
• 1:05:34
  know
• 1:05:34
  what?
• 1:05:35
  We
• 1:05:35
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• 1:05:35
  young
• 1:05:35
  and
• 1:05:35
  dumb
• 1:05:36
  at
• 1:05:36
  one
• 1:05:36
  point
• 1:05:36
  too.
• 1:05:37
  So
• 1:05:37
  God
• 1:05:38
  bless
• 1:05:38
  you.
• 1:05:40
  Wow.
• 1:05:41
  So
• 1:05:41
  true.
• 1:05:42
  But
• 1:05:43
  what
• 1:05:43
  I
• 1:05:44
  appreciate
• 1:05:44
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• 1:05:44
  this
• 1:05:44
  is
• 1:05:44
  this
• 1:05:45
  is
• 1:05:45
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• 1:05:45
  good
• 1:05:45
  way
• 1:05:45
  of
• 1:05:46
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• 1:05:47
  what
• 1:05:47
  you
• 1:05:48
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• 1:05:48
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• 1:05:48
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• 1:05:48
  happen
• 1:05:48
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• 1:05:49
  these
• 1:05:49
  episodes
• 1:05:49
  is
• 1:05:50
  that
• 1:05:50
  it's
• 1:05:50
  a
• 1:05:51
  once
• 1:05:51
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• 1:05:51
  episode
• 1:05:51
  different
• 1:05:51
  schmurts.
• 1:05:52
  Perry
• 1:05:53
  gets
• 1:05:53
  kid
• 1:05:53
  it's
• 1:05:53
  gonna
• 1:05:54
  kidnap.
• 1:05:54
  Gets
• 1:05:54
  captured
• 1:05:55
  him.
• 1:05:55
  He
• 1:05:56
  didn't
• 1:05:56
  explains
• 1:05:56
  his
• 1:05:56
  evil
• 1:05:57
  plan
• 1:05:57
  because
• 1:05:57
  XYZ
• 1:05:58
  bad
• 1:05:58
  thing
• 1:05:58
  happened
• 1:05:59
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• 1:05:59
  me.
• 1:05:59
  So
• 1:06:00
  that's
• 1:06:00
  why
• 1:06:00
  I
• 1:06:00
  built
• 1:06:00
  this
• 1:06:00
  Inator
• 1:06:01
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• 1:06:01
  destroy
• 1:06:01
  what
• 1:06:02
  have
• 1:06:02
  you.
• 1:06:02
  This
• 1:06:03
  one
• 1:06:03
  is.
• 1:06:03
  No,
• 1:06:03
  I
• 1:06:03
  don't
• 1:06:04
  have
• 1:06:04
  a
• 1:06:04
  reason
• 1:06:04
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• 1:06:04
  hate
• 1:06:04
  it.
• 1:06:05
  And
• 1:06:05
  I,
• 1:06:05
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• 1:06:05
  know,
• 1:06:05
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• 1:06:06
  want
• 1:06:06
  to.
• 1:06:06
  Like,
• 1:06:06
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• 1:06:07
  have
• 1:06:07
  all
• 1:06:07
  these
• 1:06:07
  other
• 1:06:07
  reasons.
• 1:06:08
  And
• 1:06:08
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• 1:06:08
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• 1:06:09
  is
• 1:06:09
  who
• 1:06:09
  I
• 1:06:09
  am
• 1:06:10
  as
• 1:06:10
  a
• 1:06:10
  person.
• 1:06:11
  And
• 1:06:11
  it's
• 1:06:12
  just
• 1:06:12
  so
• 1:06:12
  funny
• 1:06:13
  from
• 1:06:13
  a
• 1:06:13
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• 1:06:14
  perspective
• 1:06:14
  to
• 1:06:14
  see
• 1:06:15
  someone
• 1:06:15
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• 1:06:15
  to
• 1:06:15
  that
• 1:06:15
  point.
• 1:06:17
  I.
• 1:06:17
  I
• 1:06:18
  really
• 1:06:18
  enjoy
• 1:06:18
  it
• 1:06:18
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• 1:06:19
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• 1:06:19
  it,
• 1:06:19
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• 1:06:20
  relationships
• 1:06:20
  are
• 1:06:20
  strengthened
• 1:06:21
  in
• 1:06:21
  this
• 1:06:21
  episode
• 1:06:21
  due
• 1:06:22
  to
• 1:06:22
  the
• 1:06:23
  foe
• 1:06:23
  and
• 1:06:24
  hero
• 1:06:25
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• 1:06:25
  of
• 1:06:25
  side
• 1:06:25
  of
• 1:06:25
  things.
• 1:06:26
  But
• 1:06:27
  also,
• 1:06:27
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• 1:06:27
  Doofenshmirtz
• 1:06:28
  himself,
• 1:06:28
  like,
• 1:06:29
  is
• 1:06:29
  even
• 1:06:30
  loved
• 1:06:30
  by
• 1:06:31
  Santa
• 1:06:31
  enough
• 1:06:31
  to
• 1:06:32
  give
• 1:06:32
  him
• 1:06:32
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• 1:06:32
  reason
• 1:06:33
  to
• 1:06:33
  hate
• 1:06:33
  the
• 1:06:33
  holiday.
• 1:06:34
  That's
• 1:06:35
  all
• 1:06:35
  about
• 1:06:37
  what
• 1:06:37
  he's
• 1:06:38
  trying.
• 1:06:38
  What
• 1:06:38
  he's
• 1:06:39
  trying
• 1:06:39
  to
• 1:06:39
  dismantle
• 1:06:39
  and
• 1:06:39
  make
• 1:06:39
  everyone
• 1:06:40
  naughty.
• 1:06:40
  Like,
• 1:06:41
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• 1:06:41
  has
• 1:06:41
  repercussions
• 1:06:42
  for
• 1:06:42
  everyone.
• 1:06:42
  But
• 1:06:42
  Santa
• 1:06:43
  knew
• 1:06:43
  that
• 1:06:43
  was
• 1:06:43
  going
• 1:06:43
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• 1:06:43
  happen
• 1:06:43
  in
• 1:06:43
  the
• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:44
  so
• 1:06:44
  he
• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:45
  it.
• 1:06:45
  And
• 1:06:46
  it's
• 1:06:47
  so
• 1:06:47
  much
• 1:06:47
  fun
• 1:06:48
  now
• 1:06:48
  when
• 1:06:48
  it
• 1:06:49
  comes
• 1:06:49
  to
• 1:06:49
  things
• 1:06:49
  that
• 1:06:51
  I
• 1:06:51
  really
• 1:06:51
  can't
• 1:06:51
  bring
• 1:06:52
  myself
• 1:06:52
  to
• 1:06:52
  hate.
• 1:06:55
  You
• 1:06:55
  know,
• 1:06:55
  Laura
• 1:06:56
  and
• 1:06:56
  I
• 1:06:56
  did
• 1:06:56
  an
• 1:06:56
  episode
• 1:06:57
  that
• 1:06:57
  was
• 1:06:57
  for
• 1:06:58
  Patreon
• 1:06:58
  Den.
• 1:06:58
  We're
• 1:06:59
  on
• 1:07:00
  elsewhere
• 1:07:00
  now
• 1:07:02
  about
• 1:07:02
  Twilight.
• 1:07:04
  I
• 1:07:04
  do
• 1:07:04
  not
• 1:07:04
  like
• 1:07:05
  Twilight
• 1:07:05
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• 1:07:06
  bit.
• 1:07:07
  I
• 1:07:08
  think
• 1:07:08
  it's
• 1:07:08
  slop.
• 1:07:09
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• 1:07:09
  think
• 1:07:09
  it
• 1:07:10
  tells
• 1:07:10
  terrible
• 1:07:11
  things
• 1:07:11
  to
• 1:07:11
  young
• 1:07:11
  women
• 1:07:12
  about
• 1:07:12
  what
• 1:07:12
  they
• 1:07:12
  should
• 1:07:12
  expect
• 1:07:13
  from
• 1:07:13
  their
• 1:07:13
  man
• 1:07:13
  to
• 1:07:13
  do.
• 1:07:15
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• 1:07:15
  don't
• 1:07:15
  like
• 1:07:15
  how
• 1:07:15
  it
• 1:07:16
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• 1:07:16
  vampires
• 1:07:16
  or
• 1:07:16
  werewolves,
• 1:07:18
  but
• 1:07:18
  I
• 1:07:18
  can't
• 1:07:18
  bring
• 1:07:19
  myself
• 1:07:19
  to
• 1:07:19
  hate
• 1:07:20
  it
• 1:07:20
  because
• 1:07:21
  I
• 1:07:21
  know
• 1:07:21
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• 1:07:22
  a
• 1:07:22
  devoted
• 1:07:22
  fan
• 1:07:23
  base
• 1:07:23
  out
• 1:07:23
  there
• 1:07:23
  that
• 1:07:24
  actually
• 1:07:25
  loves
• 1:07:25
  it
• 1:07:25
  unironically.
• 1:07:27
  And
• 1:07:28
  I
• 1:07:28
  don't
• 1:07:28
  want
• 1:07:28
  to
• 1:07:29
  be
• 1:07:29
  that
• 1:07:29
  guy
• 1:07:30
  and
• 1:07:30
  be
• 1:07:31
  like,
• 1:07:31
  you're
• 1:07:31
  all
• 1:07:32
  wrong.
• 1:07:32
  How
• 1:07:33
  dare
• 1:07:33
  you
• 1:07:33
  have
• 1:07:33
  a
• 1:07:33
  different
• 1:07:33
  opinion
• 1:07:34
  than
• 1:07:34
  me.
• 1:07:36
  So
• 1:07:37
  are
• 1:07:37
  you
• 1:07:37
  team
• 1:07:37
  Edward
• 1:07:37
  or
• 1:07:38
  Team
• 1:07:38
  Jacob?
• 1:07:39
  Team.
• 1:07:39
  Shut
• 1:07:40
  up.
• 1:07:40
  I
• 1:07:41
  mean,
• 1:07:41
  out
• 1:07:41
  of
• 1:07:41
  those
• 1:07:41
  two.
• 1:07:42
  Jacob.
• 1:07:43
  Okay,
• 1:07:43
  okay.
• 1:07:44
  Yeah,
• 1:07:44
  I'm
• 1:07:44
  team
• 1:07:44
  Jacob
• 1:07:44
  too.
• 1:07:45
  If
• 1:07:46
  I
• 1:07:46
  have
• 1:07:46
  to
• 1:07:46
  pick
• 1:07:48
  gun
• 1:07:48
  to
• 1:07:48
  my
• 1:07:49
  head.
• 1:07:50
  My
• 1:07:50
  life
• 1:07:50
  depends
• 1:07:50
  on
• 1:07:51
  answering
• 1:07:51
  Edward
• 1:07:51
  or
• 1:07:51
  Jacob.
• 1:07:52
  Jacob.
• 1:07:54
  So
• 1:07:54
  you
• 1:07:54
  have
• 1:07:55
  seen
• 1:07:55
  that?
• 1:07:57
  No,
• 1:07:57
  I
• 1:07:57
  own
• 1:07:58
  all
• 1:07:58
  the
• 1:07:58
  books
• 1:07:58
  because
• 1:07:59
  I
• 1:07:59
  believe
• 1:07:59
  if
• 1:07:59
  you
• 1:07:59
  have
• 1:07:59
  the
• 1:08:00
  corner.
• 1:08:00
  Criticize
• 1:08:00
  something.
• 1:08:01
  You
• 1:08:01
  need
• 1:08:01
  to
• 1:08:01
  experience
• 1:08:02
  it.
• 1:08:04
  And
• 1:08:04
  unfortunately,
• 1:08:04
  I
• 1:08:04
  have,
• 1:08:05
  even
• 1:08:05
  though
• 1:08:05
  now
• 1:08:05
  I
• 1:08:06
  can
• 1:08:06
  say
• 1:08:06
  I've
• 1:08:06
  read
• 1:08:07
  them
• 1:08:07
  all
• 1:08:08
  anyways.
• 1:08:09
  There's
• 1:08:09
  also
• 1:08:10
  one
• 1:08:10
  that's
• 1:08:10
  more
• 1:08:10
  personal
• 1:08:10
  to
• 1:08:11
  me.
• 1:08:11
  There's
• 1:08:12
  these
• 1:08:12
  old
• 1:08:12
  Star
• 1:08:13
  wars
• 1:08:13
  books.
• 1:08:14
  They're
• 1:08:14
  known
• 1:08:14
  now
• 1:08:15
  as,
• 1:08:15
  like,
• 1:08:15
  the
• 1:08:15
  Jedi
• 1:08:15
  Prince
• 1:08:16
  stories,
• 1:08:17
  and
• 1:08:18
  they're
• 1:08:18
  written
• 1:08:19
  for
• 1:08:19
  children.
• 1:08:20
  They
• 1:08:20
  are
• 1:08:21
  bad,
• 1:08:22
  bad,
• 1:08:23
  bad,
• 1:08:23
  bad.
• 1:08:23
  They're
• 1:08:24
  an
• 1:08:24
  example
• 1:08:24
  of
• 1:08:24
  every
• 1:08:25
  complaint
• 1:08:26
  a
• 1:08:26
  sequel
• 1:08:26
  fan
• 1:08:27
  has
• 1:08:27
  made
• 1:08:27
  about
• 1:08:27
  the
• 1:08:28
  old
• 1:08:28
  eu.
• 1:08:29
  They're
• 1:08:29
  kind
• 1:08:29
  of
• 1:08:29
  like
• 1:08:29
  the
• 1:08:30
  definition
• 1:08:31
  of
• 1:08:31
  what
• 1:08:31
  they
• 1:08:31
  think
• 1:08:32
  it
• 1:08:32
  was
• 1:08:32
  all
• 1:08:32
  like.
• 1:08:33
  And
• 1:08:35
  I
• 1:08:35
  can't
• 1:08:35
  bring
• 1:08:36
  myself
• 1:08:36
  to
• 1:08:36
  hate
• 1:08:36
  him
• 1:08:36
  because
• 1:08:37
  I
• 1:08:37
  read
• 1:08:37
  them
• 1:08:37
  as
• 1:08:37
  a
• 1:08:37
  kid
• 1:08:38
  and
• 1:08:38
  I
• 1:08:38
  got
• 1:08:38
  to
• 1:08:39
  see
• 1:08:39
  all
• 1:08:39
  my
• 1:08:39
  characters
• 1:08:39
  together,
• 1:08:40
  and
• 1:08:40
  they're
• 1:08:41
  fighting
• 1:08:41
  the
• 1:08:41
  Emperor's
• 1:08:42
  fake
• 1:08:42
  son,
• 1:08:42
  Trioculus,
• 1:08:43
  who's
• 1:08:44
  pretending
• 1:08:44
  to
• 1:08:45
  use
• 1:08:45
  force
• 1:08:45
  with
• 1:08:46
  the
• 1:08:46
  glove
• 1:08:46
  of
• 1:08:46
  Darth
• 1:08:46
  Vader,
• 1:08:47
  and
• 1:08:47
  they're
• 1:08:48
  trying
• 1:08:48
  to
• 1:08:48
  save
• 1:08:49
  these
• 1:08:49
  whales
• 1:08:49
  on
• 1:08:50
  Mon
• 1:08:50
  Calamari
• 1:08:51
  and
• 1:08:51
  then
• 1:08:51
  stop.
• 1:08:52
  Princess
• 1:08:52
  Leia
• 1:08:52
  ends
• 1:08:53
  up
• 1:08:53
  getting
• 1:08:53
  married
• 1:08:53
  to
• 1:08:53
  him,
• 1:08:54
  but
• 1:08:54
  it's
• 1:08:54
  actually
• 1:08:55
  this
• 1:08:55
  different
• 1:08:55
  type
• 1:08:56
  of
• 1:08:56
  robot
• 1:08:56
  in
• 1:08:56
  her
• 1:08:57
  place.
• 1:08:58
  It's
• 1:08:58
  wild
• 1:08:58
  nonsense.
• 1:08:59
  It
• 1:08:59
  is
• 1:08:59
  completely
• 1:09:00
  and
• 1:09:00
  utterly
• 1:09:00
  bonkers,
• 1:09:01
  and
• 1:09:01
  it
• 1:09:01
  has
• 1:09:02
  no
• 1:09:02
  merit
• 1:09:02
  whatsoever
• 1:09:03
  at
• 1:09:03
  a
• 1:09:03
  literary
• 1:09:04
  level.
• 1:09:04
  And
• 1:09:04
  yet
• 1:09:05
  I
• 1:09:05
  can't
• 1:09:05
  bring
• 1:09:05
  myself
• 1:09:06
  to
• 1:09:06
  hate
• 1:09:06
  them
• 1:09:06
  like
• 1:09:06
  I
• 1:09:06
  own
• 1:09:06
  them,
• 1:09:07
  too.
• 1:09:08
  I
• 1:09:08
  completely
• 1:09:08
  forgot
• 1:09:09
  about
• 1:09:09
  that.
• 1:09:09
  Yeah.
• 1:09:10
  And
• 1:09:10
  one,
• 1:09:10
  I
• 1:09:11
  know
• 1:09:11
  this
• 1:09:11
  one
• 1:09:11
  affects
• 1:09:11
  you,
• 1:09:12
  Nick,
• 1:09:12
  Rick,
• 1:09:13
  and
• 1:09:13
  Morty.
• 1:09:14
  I
• 1:09:14
  want
• 1:09:14
  to
• 1:09:14
  hate
• 1:09:14
  that
• 1:09:15
  show
• 1:09:15
  with
• 1:09:15
  every
• 1:09:15
  fiber
• 1:09:16
  of
• 1:09:16
  my
• 1:09:16
  being.
• 1:09:17
  It
• 1:09:18
  is
• 1:09:18
  cynical,
• 1:09:19
  nihilistic
• 1:09:19
  trash,
• 1:09:21
  and
• 1:09:21
  I
• 1:09:21
  hate
• 1:09:21
  it.
• 1:09:22
  But
• 1:09:22
  I
• 1:09:23
  can't,
• 1:09:23
  because
• 1:09:24
  once
• 1:09:24
  again,
• 1:09:24
  I
• 1:09:24
  know
• 1:09:25
  there's
• 1:09:25
  a
• 1:09:25
  fan
• 1:09:25
  base
• 1:09:26
  out
• 1:09:26
  there
• 1:09:26
  that
• 1:09:26
  loves
• 1:09:27
  it
• 1:09:27
  and
• 1:09:27
  has
• 1:09:27
  legitimate
• 1:09:28
  reasons.
• 1:09:28
  They're
• 1:09:28
  not
• 1:09:28
  the
• 1:09:29
  fans
• 1:09:29
  you
• 1:09:29
  heard
• 1:09:29
  about,
• 1:09:30
  like,
• 1:09:30
  yelling
• 1:09:31
  at
• 1:09:31
  McDonald's
• 1:09:31
  employees
• 1:09:32
  for
• 1:09:32
  the
• 1:09:32
  Szechuan
• 1:09:33
  sauce
• 1:09:33
  or
• 1:09:33
  anything.
• 1:09:33
  Like,
• 1:09:33
  then
• 1:09:34
  they
• 1:09:34
  legitimately
• 1:09:34
  love
• 1:09:35
  it,
• 1:09:35
  and
• 1:09:36
  it
• 1:09:36
  means
• 1:09:36
  something
• 1:09:36
  to
• 1:09:37
  them.
• 1:09:37
  So
• 1:09:37
  I
• 1:09:37
  can't
• 1:09:37
  bring
• 1:09:37
  myself
• 1:09:38
  to
• 1:09:38
  say
• 1:09:38
  it
• 1:09:38
  has
• 1:09:38
  no
• 1:09:39
  value
• 1:09:39
  whatsoever.
• 1:09:42
  One
• 1:09:42
  that
• 1:09:42
  I
• 1:09:42
  thought
• 1:09:43
  of
• 1:09:44
  just
• 1:09:44
  now
• 1:09:45
  is
• 1:09:45
  a
• 1:09:45
  Five
• 1:09:45
  Nights
• 1:09:46
  at
• 1:09:46
  Freddy's.
• 1:09:47
  Do
• 1:09:47
  you
• 1:09:47
  guys
• 1:09:47
  know
• 1:09:48
  about
• 1:09:48
  that?
• 1:09:49
  Oh,
• 1:09:49
  yeah.
• 1:09:49
  Yeah.
• 1:09:50
  I
• 1:09:50
  was.
• 1:09:52
  My
• 1:09:52
  son's
• 1:09:52
  been
• 1:09:53
  into
• 1:09:54
  it,
• 1:09:54
  and
• 1:09:55
  I
• 1:09:55
  didn't
• 1:09:55
  know
• 1:09:56
  what.
• 1:09:57
  I
• 1:09:57
  didn't
• 1:09:57
  know
• 1:09:57
  what
• 1:09:57
  that
• 1:09:58
  was.
• 1:09:58
  And
• 1:09:59
  until
• 1:10:01
  I
• 1:10:01
  saw
• 1:10:01
  the
• 1:10:02
  first
• 1:10:02
  movie,
• 1:10:03
  and
• 1:10:05
  I
• 1:10:05
  could
• 1:10:05
  not
• 1:10:05
  believe
• 1:10:06
  what
• 1:10:06
  that
• 1:10:06
  movie
• 1:10:06
  was
• 1:10:07
  about.
• 1:10:07
  I'm
• 1:10:07
  like,
• 1:10:07
  what?
• 1:10:08
  In
• 1:10:08
  what?
• 1:10:10
  I
• 1:10:10
  was
• 1:10:10
  so
• 1:10:11
  flabbergasted.
• 1:10:12
  Like,
• 1:10:12
  this
• 1:10:12
  is
• 1:10:12
  what
• 1:10:14
  you
• 1:10:14
  guys
• 1:10:15
  are
• 1:10:15
  so
• 1:10:15
  excited
• 1:10:15
  about.
• 1:10:16
  What
• 1:10:16
  is
• 1:10:16
  this?
• 1:10:19
  I
• 1:10:19
  could.
• 1:10:20
  But
• 1:10:20
  my
• 1:10:21
  son,
• 1:10:21
  man,
• 1:10:21
  he
• 1:10:22
  was
• 1:10:22
  all
• 1:10:22
  about
• 1:10:22
  it.
• 1:10:23
  He
• 1:10:23
  was
• 1:10:23
  all
• 1:10:24
  about
• 1:10:24
  it.
• 1:10:24
  And
• 1:10:24
  I
• 1:10:24
  was
• 1:10:24
  just
• 1:10:25
  like,
• 1:10:25
  we
• 1:10:26
  saw
• 1:10:26
  the
• 1:10:26
  same
• 1:10:26
  movie,
• 1:10:27
  I
• 1:10:27
  guess.
• 1:10:27
  I
• 1:10:28
  don't
• 1:10:28
  know.
• 1:10:30
  And
• 1:10:31
  he's
• 1:10:32
  seven
• 1:10:33
  years
• 1:10:33
  old,
• 1:10:33
  and
• 1:10:34
  that's
• 1:10:35
  his
• 1:10:35
  other
• 1:10:36
  headcanon
• 1:10:36
  now,
• 1:10:37
  you
• 1:10:37
  know,
• 1:10:37
  like,
• 1:10:38
  but
• 1:10:38
  who.
• 1:10:40
  But.
• 1:10:41
  But
• 1:10:41
  now
• 1:10:41
  when
• 1:10:42
  we
• 1:10:42
  saw
• 1:10:42
  the
• 1:10:43
  Second
• 1:10:43
  movie
• 1:10:44
  a
• 1:10:44
  few
• 1:10:44
  weeks
• 1:10:45
  ago,
• 1:10:45
  I
• 1:10:45
  was
• 1:10:46
  like,
• 1:10:46
  okay,
• 1:10:46
  this
• 1:10:46
  is
• 1:10:47
  much
• 1:10:47
  better.
• 1:10:48
  This
• 1:10:48
  is
• 1:10:48
  a
• 1:10:48
  lot
• 1:10:48
  better.
• 1:10:49
  They.
• 1:10:51
  I
• 1:10:51
  did
• 1:10:51
  not
• 1:10:52
  hate
• 1:10:52
  it
• 1:10:52
  as
• 1:10:52
  much.
• 1:10:53
  I
• 1:10:53
  kind
• 1:10:53
  of
• 1:10:54
  did
• 1:10:55
  enjoy
• 1:10:55
  it
• 1:10:55
  as
• 1:10:56
  a.
• 1:10:57
  As
• 1:10:57
  a
• 1:11:00
  spiritual
• 1:11:00
  successor
• 1:11:01
  to
• 1:11:01
  the
• 1:11:01
  Scream
• 1:11:02
  movies,
• 1:11:02
  too,
• 1:11:02
  which
• 1:11:03
  was
• 1:11:03
  fascinating
• 1:11:04
  to
• 1:11:04
  me.
• 1:11:07
  Yeah.
• 1:11:07
  I've
• 1:11:08
  never
• 1:11:08
  played
• 1:11:08
  the
• 1:11:08
  games
• 1:11:09
  because
• 1:11:10
  I'm
• 1:11:10
  a
• 1:11:10
  scaredy
• 1:11:11
  cat.
• 1:11:11
  I
• 1:11:11
  can't
• 1:11:12
  do
• 1:11:12
  that.
• 1:11:12
  But
• 1:11:12
  I
• 1:11:12
  can
• 1:11:13
  watch
• 1:11:13
  a
• 1:11:13
  horror
• 1:11:13
  movie.
• 1:11:13
  It's
• 1:11:14
  different
• 1:11:14
  because
• 1:11:14
  I'm
• 1:11:14
  in
• 1:11:14
  control
• 1:11:14
  in
• 1:11:15
  one
• 1:11:15
  and
• 1:11:15
  then
• 1:11:15
  not
• 1:11:15
  in
• 1:11:15
  the
• 1:11:16
  other.
• 1:11:16
  I
• 1:11:16
  don't
• 1:11:16
  pretend
• 1:11:17
  to
• 1:11:17
  understand
• 1:11:17
  why
• 1:11:17
  I.
• 1:11:18
  Someone
• 1:11:18
  else
• 1:11:18
  can
• 1:11:18
  psychoanalyze
• 1:11:19
  me.
• 1:11:21
  Yeah,
• 1:11:22
  I
• 1:11:22
  get
• 1:11:22
  it.
• 1:11:24
  It's.
• 1:11:24
  It's
• 1:11:25
  not
• 1:11:25
  the
• 1:11:25
  best,
• 1:11:25
  actually.
• 1:11:26
  If
• 1:11:26
  you
• 1:11:26
  want
• 1:11:27
  a
• 1:11:27
  better
• 1:11:27
  adaptation,
• 1:11:27
  watch
• 1:11:28
  Willie's
• 1:11:28
  Wonderland,
• 1:11:29
  which
• 1:11:29
  is
• 1:11:29
  Nicholas
• 1:11:29
  Cage
• 1:11:30
  just
• 1:11:30
  being
• 1:11:30
  a
• 1:11:31
  movie.
• 1:11:32
  I've
• 1:11:32
  never
• 1:11:32
  heard
• 1:11:33
  of
• 1:11:33
  this.
• 1:11:33
  I
• 1:11:33
  need
• 1:11:33
  to
• 1:11:33
  watch
• 1:11:34
  it.
• 1:11:34
  Like,
• 1:11:35
  it's
• 1:11:35
  the
• 1:11:35
  same
• 1:11:36
  premise.
• 1:11:36
  It's
• 1:11:36
  basically
• 1:11:37
  a
• 1:11:37
  rip
• 1:11:37
  off
• 1:11:37
  of
• 1:11:38
  Friday
• 1:11:38
  Night
• 1:11:38
  at
• 1:11:38
  Freddy's,
• 1:11:39
  but
• 1:11:39
  it's
• 1:11:39
  Nicholas
• 1:11:40
  Cage.
• 1:11:40
  He
• 1:11:40
  doesn't
• 1:11:40
  really
• 1:11:40
  talk.
• 1:11:41
  He
• 1:11:41
  comes
• 1:11:41
  in.
• 1:11:41
  He
• 1:11:42
  just
• 1:11:42
  kills
• 1:11:42
  some
• 1:11:43
  animatronics
• 1:11:44
  and
• 1:11:44
  then
• 1:11:44
  he
• 1:11:44
  goes
• 1:11:44
  back
• 1:11:45
  and
• 1:11:46
  he
• 1:11:46
  kills
• 1:11:46
  things.
• 1:11:47
  As
• 1:11:47
  soon
• 1:11:47
  a
• 1:11:47
  man
• 1:11:47
  is.
• 1:11:48
  It's
• 1:11:48
  a
• 1:11:48
  fantastic.
• 1:11:50
  He's.
• 1:11:50
  Yeah,
• 1:11:51
  they.
• 1:11:52
  They
• 1:11:52
  ripped
• 1:11:53
  it
• 1:11:53
  off.
• 1:11:53
  But
• 1:11:53
  they
• 1:11:54
  did
• 1:11:54
  it
• 1:11:54
  so
• 1:11:55
  well.
• 1:11:55
  And
• 1:11:55
  I'm
• 1:11:56
  surprised
• 1:11:56
  that
• 1:11:56
  that
• 1:11:57
  movie
• 1:11:57
  doesn't
• 1:11:57
  get
• 1:11:57
  the
• 1:11:58
  hate
• 1:11:58
  from
• 1:11:59
  that
• 1:11:59
  community
• 1:11:59
  because
• 1:12:00
  they
• 1:12:01
  did
• 1:12:01
  it
• 1:12:01
  so
• 1:12:01
  much
• 1:12:02
  better.
• 1:12:02
  They.
• 1:12:03
  Yeah,
• 1:12:04
  they
• 1:12:04
  did
• 1:12:04
  it
• 1:12:04
  so
• 1:12:04
  much
• 1:12:05
  better.
• 1:12:05
  It
• 1:12:06
  sounds
• 1:12:06
  like
• 1:12:06
  John
• 1:12:07
  Wick,
• 1:12:07
  but
• 1:12:07
  five.
• 1:12:08
  Five
• 1:12:08
  Nights
• 1:12:08
  at
• 1:12:08
  Freddy's.
• 1:12:09
  I
• 1:12:10
  mean,
• 1:12:11
  not
• 1:12:11
  all.
• 1:12:11
  Sure,
• 1:12:12
  sure.
• 1:12:12
  Yeah.
• 1:12:13
  Yeah.
• 1:12:15
  And
• 1:12:16
  it's
• 1:12:16
  produced
• 1:12:17
  by
• 1:12:17
  the
• 1:12:17
  company
• 1:12:18
  that
• 1:12:18
  did
• 1:12:19
  the
• 1:12:19
  Chicken
• 1:12:20
  Noodle
• 1:12:21
  Soup
• 1:12:21
  for
• 1:12:21
  the
• 1:12:21
  Soul
• 1:12:22
  books.
• 1:12:23
  Really?
• 1:12:24
  That
• 1:12:24
  is
• 1:12:25
  so
• 1:12:25
  random.
• 1:12:26
  Is.
• 1:12:27
  So
• 1:12:27
  they
• 1:12:27
  are
• 1:12:28
  doing
• 1:12:28
  movies
• 1:12:28
  now,
• 1:12:29
  and.
• 1:12:30
  And
• 1:12:30
  if
• 1:12:31
  you
• 1:12:31
  look
• 1:12:31
  up
• 1:12:31
  that
• 1:12:31
  production
• 1:12:32
  company,
• 1:12:33
  you
• 1:12:33
  would
• 1:12:33
  be
• 1:12:33
  shocked
• 1:12:34
  as
• 1:12:34
  to
• 1:12:34
  see
• 1:12:34
  what
• 1:12:35
  movies
• 1:12:35
  they
• 1:12:35
  are
• 1:12:36
  pushing
• 1:12:36
  out.
• 1:12:38
  Wow.
• 1:12:39
  Yeah.
• 1:12:40
  But
• 1:12:40
  that
• 1:12:40
  movie's
• 1:12:41
  fantastic.
• 1:12:42
  I
• 1:12:42
  saw
• 1:12:42
  that
• 1:12:43
  movie
• 1:12:43
  and.
• 1:12:43
  And
• 1:12:44
  I
• 1:12:44
  saw
• 1:12:44
  Mandy
• 1:12:45
  on
• 1:12:45
  the
• 1:12:45
  same
• 1:12:45
  night.
• 1:12:46
  Oh.
• 1:12:46
  Blew
• 1:12:47
  my
• 1:12:47
  mind.
• 1:12:48
  What
• 1:12:48
  a
• 1:12:48
  double
• 1:12:48
  feature.
• 1:12:49
  Right?
• 1:12:50
  I
• 1:12:50
  was
• 1:12:50
  just.
• 1:12:51
  I
• 1:12:51
  didn't
• 1:12:51
  know
• 1:12:52
  that
• 1:12:52
  I
• 1:12:52
  was
• 1:12:53
  gonna
• 1:12:53
  have
• 1:12:53
  the
• 1:12:53
  best
• 1:12:54
  night
• 1:12:54
  of
• 1:12:54
  my
• 1:12:54
  life
• 1:12:54
  until
• 1:12:55
  it
• 1:12:55
  happened.
• 1:12:57
  Great,
• 1:12:57
  great,
• 1:12:58
  great
• 1:12:58
  films.
• 1:12:59
  Anything
• 1:13:00
  else?
• 1:13:00
  We
• 1:13:00
  can't
• 1:13:00
  bring
• 1:13:00
  ourselves
• 1:13:01
  to
• 1:13:01
  hate,
• 1:13:02
  even
• 1:13:02
  though
• 1:13:03
  we
• 1:13:03
  really
• 1:13:03
  want
• 1:13:03
  to.
• 1:13:04
  All
• 1:13:04
  right.
• 1:13:05
  They
• 1:13:05
  say
• 1:13:05
  it
• 1:13:05
  in
• 1:13:06
  the
• 1:13:06
  special.
• 1:13:07
  They're
• 1:13:07
  like,
• 1:13:07
  there's
• 1:13:07
  a
• 1:13:07
  difference
• 1:13:08
  between
• 1:13:08
  doing
• 1:13:09
  naughty
• 1:13:09
  things
• 1:13:10
  and
• 1:13:10
  being
• 1:13:10
  a
• 1:13:10
  naughty
• 1:13:11
  person.
• 1:13:11
  I
• 1:13:11
  was
• 1:13:12
  gonna
• 1:13:12
  bring
• 1:13:12
  that
• 1:13:12
  up.
• 1:13:12
  Yes.
• 1:13:13
  But,
• 1:13:13
  like,
• 1:13:14
  I
• 1:13:14
  mean,
• 1:13:14
  I
• 1:13:14
  think
• 1:13:14
  we
• 1:13:14
  all
• 1:13:15
  kind
• 1:13:15
  of
• 1:13:15
  abstractly
• 1:13:16
  know
• 1:13:16
  what
• 1:13:17
  that
• 1:13:17
  means,
• 1:13:18
  but
• 1:13:18
  at
• 1:13:18
  the
• 1:13:19
  end
• 1:13:19
  of
• 1:13:19
  the
• 1:13:19
  day,
• 1:13:20
  like
• 1:13:20
  you
• 1:13:20
  said,
• 1:13:20
  who.
• 1:13:21
  Why
• 1:13:21
  does
• 1:13:22
  Santa.
• 1:13:22
  You
• 1:13:22
  know?
• 1:13:23
  And
• 1:13:23
  I
• 1:13:23
  feel
• 1:13:23
  like
• 1:13:23
  it's
• 1:13:24
  the
• 1:13:24
  same
• 1:13:24
  reason
• 1:13:24
  that
• 1:13:24
  Elf
• 1:13:25
  on
• 1:13:25
  the
• 1:13:25
  Shelf
• 1:13:25
  exists.
• 1:13:26
  It
• 1:13:26
  was
• 1:13:27
  original,
• 1:13:27
  I
• 1:13:27
  think,
• 1:13:28
  in
• 1:13:28
  the
• 1:13:28
  context
• 1:13:29
  of
• 1:13:29
  the
• 1:13:29
  way
• 1:13:29
  presents
• 1:13:30
  and
• 1:13:30
  things
• 1:13:30
  Work
• 1:13:31
  in
• 1:13:31
  the
• 1:13:31
  modern
• 1:13:31
  rendition
• 1:13:32
  of
• 1:13:32
  Christmas
• 1:13:33
  is
• 1:13:33
  that
• 1:13:34
  it's
• 1:13:34
  a
• 1:13:34
  way
• 1:13:34
  to
• 1:13:35
  make
• 1:13:35
  kids
• 1:13:35
  behave.
• 1:13:37
  I
• 1:13:37
  mean,
• 1:13:38
  that's
• 1:13:38
  a
• 1:13:38
  lot
• 1:13:38
  of
• 1:13:38
  mythology.
• 1:13:39
  As
• 1:13:40
  someone
• 1:13:40
  who
• 1:13:40
  loves
• 1:13:41
  reading
• 1:13:41
  up
• 1:13:42
  on
• 1:13:42
  stuff,
• 1:13:42
  you'll
• 1:13:42
  see
• 1:13:43
  like,
• 1:13:43
  why
• 1:13:44
  does
• 1:13:44
  Krampus
• 1:13:44
  exist?
• 1:13:45
  Why
• 1:13:46
  does
• 1:13:46
  this
• 1:13:46
  specific
• 1:13:47
  deity
• 1:13:48
  or
• 1:13:49
  monster
• 1:13:49
  that
• 1:13:49
  lives
• 1:13:50
  by
• 1:13:50
  the
• 1:13:50
  river
• 1:13:50
  exist?
• 1:13:51
  Well,
• 1:13:51
  to
• 1:13:52
  make
• 1:13:52
  sure
• 1:13:52
  that
• 1:13:52
  children
• 1:13:53
  behave.
• 1:13:53
  They
• 1:13:54
  don't
• 1:13:54
  get
• 1:13:54
  drowned
• 1:13:55
  or
• 1:13:55
  they
• 1:13:55
  don't
• 1:13:55
  go
• 1:13:56
  where
• 1:13:56
  they're
• 1:13:56
  not
• 1:13:56
  supposed
• 1:13:56
  to
• 1:13:56
  go.
• 1:13:58
  So
• 1:13:58
  that's
• 1:13:58
  a
• 1:13:58
  huge
• 1:13:58
  part
• 1:13:59
  of
• 1:13:59
  it
• 1:13:59
  there
• 1:13:59
  too.
• 1:13:59
  It's
• 1:14:00
  like,
• 1:14:00
  okay,
• 1:14:00
  Santa's
• 1:14:01
  watching.
• 1:14:02
  Which
• 1:14:02
  should
• 1:14:02
  be
• 1:14:03
  sufficient
• 1:14:03
  that
• 1:14:03
  you
• 1:14:03
  say,
• 1:14:04
  I,
• 1:14:04
  your
• 1:14:05
  parent,
• 1:14:05
  I'm
• 1:14:05
  watching
• 1:14:05
  you.
• 1:14:07
  I,
• 1:14:07
  your
• 1:14:07
  guardian,
• 1:14:08
  am
• 1:14:08
  watching
• 1:14:08
  you.
• 1:14:08
  But
• 1:14:09
  sometimes
• 1:14:09
  you
• 1:14:09
  gotta
• 1:14:09
  add
• 1:14:10
  someone
• 1:14:10
  else
• 1:14:10
  into
• 1:14:10
  the
• 1:14:10
  mix.
• 1:14:11
  Go
• 1:14:11
  ahead,
• 1:14:11
  Evan.
• 1:14:12
  No,
• 1:14:13
  it's.
• 1:14:14
  Yeah,
• 1:14:14
  no,
• 1:14:15
  I
• 1:14:17
  like
• 1:14:19
  the
• 1:14:19
  nuance
• 1:14:19
  that
• 1:14:20
  they
• 1:14:20
  threw
• 1:14:21
  in
• 1:14:21
  there,
• 1:14:24
  and
• 1:14:25
  I
• 1:14:25
  think
• 1:14:27
  they
• 1:14:27
  kind
• 1:14:27
  of
• 1:14:27
  touched
• 1:14:28
  on
• 1:14:28
  that
• 1:14:28
  in
• 1:14:28
  the
• 1:14:29
  Santa
• 1:14:29
  Claus,
• 1:14:30
  a
• 1:14:30
  series
• 1:14:31
  that
• 1:14:31
  came
• 1:14:31
  out
• 1:14:31
  a
• 1:14:32
  few
• 1:14:32
  years
• 1:14:32
  ago
• 1:14:33
  on
• 1:14:34
  Disney
• 1:14:34
  plus.
• 1:14:35
  Like,
• 1:14:35
  how
• 1:14:36
  does
• 1:14:36
  a
• 1:14:37
  human
• 1:14:38
  become
• 1:14:38
  omniscient?
• 1:14:39
  Like,
• 1:14:40
  where's
• 1:14:41
  that
• 1:14:41
  line?
• 1:14:42
  Where's
• 1:14:42
  that
• 1:14:42
  threshold?
• 1:14:43
  Like,
• 1:14:43
  did
• 1:14:44
  he
• 1:14:44
  wake
• 1:14:44
  up
• 1:14:44
  all
• 1:14:45
  of
• 1:14:45
  a
• 1:14:45
  sudden
• 1:14:45
  going,
• 1:14:46
  oh,
• 1:14:47
  so
• 1:14:47
  and
• 1:14:47
  so
• 1:14:47
  is.
• 1:14:48
  Is
• 1:14:49
  doing
• 1:14:49
  nodding
• 1:14:50
  things
• 1:14:50
  right
• 1:14:50
  now?
• 1:14:50
  And
• 1:14:51
  yeah,
• 1:14:53
  yeah,
• 1:14:53
  yeah.
• 1:14:53
  Otherwise
• 1:14:54
  you
• 1:14:54
  introduce
• 1:14:54
  some
• 1:14:54
  type
• 1:14:55
  of
• 1:14:55
  police
• 1:14:55
  state
• 1:14:55
  where
• 1:14:55
  all
• 1:14:56
  these
• 1:14:56
  elves
• 1:14:56
  on
• 1:14:56
  the
• 1:14:56
  shelves
• 1:14:56
  are
• 1:14:57
  reporting
• 1:14:57
  back
• 1:14:57
  to
• 1:14:57
  their
• 1:14:57
  masters,
• 1:14:58
  like
• 1:14:59
  in
• 1:14:59
  home,
• 1:14:59
  seeing
• 1:15:00
  things
• 1:15:00
  they
• 1:15:00
  shouldn't
• 1:15:00
  be
• 1:15:00
  seeing
• 1:15:01
  it.
• 1:15:02
  Come
• 1:15:02
  on.
• 1:15:03
  Is
• 1:15:04
  he
• 1:15:04
  really
• 1:15:04
  going
• 1:15:04
  to
• 1:15:04
  be
• 1:15:05
  the
• 1:15:05
  person
• 1:15:05
  to
• 1:15:05
  tell
• 1:15:05
  me
• 1:15:05
  who's
• 1:15:06
  naughty
• 1:15:06
  and
• 1:15:06
  nice
• 1:15:06
  after
• 1:15:06
  he
• 1:15:07
  does
• 1:15:07
  something
• 1:15:07
  like
• 1:15:07
  that?
• 1:15:08
  He
• 1:15:09
  goes
• 1:15:09
  full
• 1:15:09
  patriot
• 1:15:09
  act
• 1:15:10
  on
• 1:15:10
  everyone.
• 1:15:10
  I
• 1:15:10
  mean,
• 1:15:11
  Tim
• 1:15:11
  Allen
• 1:15:11
  did
• 1:15:11
  have
• 1:15:12
  a
• 1:15:12
  whole
• 1:15:12
  secret
• 1:15:12
  service
• 1:15:13
  elf
• 1:15:14
  section,
• 1:15:14
  you
• 1:15:14
  know,
• 1:15:15
  so,
• 1:15:15
  like,
• 1:15:15
  faction.
• 1:15:16
  So,
• 1:15:16
  you
• 1:15:16
  know,
• 1:15:18
  oh,
• 1:15:19
  Santa
• 1:15:19
  is
• 1:15:19
  just
• 1:15:20
  like.
• 1:15:20
  Santa's
• 1:15:21
  like
• 1:15:21
  Bruce
• 1:15:21
  Almighty,
• 1:15:22
  dude.
• 1:15:22
  Like.
• 1:15:23
  Like
• 1:15:23
  you're
• 1:15:24
  saying
• 1:15:24
  that
• 1:15:24
  it's
• 1:15:24
  like
• 1:15:24
  Bruce
• 1:15:24
  Almighty.
• 1:15:25
  What
• 1:15:26
  happens
• 1:15:26
  when
• 1:15:26
  you
• 1:15:26
  get
• 1:15:26
  the
• 1:15:26
  power
• 1:15:27
  of
• 1:15:27
  God?
• 1:15:28
  Yeah,
• 1:15:29
  you
• 1:15:30
  just
• 1:15:30
  answer
• 1:15:30
  yes
• 1:15:30
  to
• 1:15:31
  every
• 1:15:31
  prayer
• 1:15:32
  on
• 1:15:33
  Yahoo.
• 1:15:33
  Ma.
• 1:15:35
  Yes.
• 1:15:36
  Yahweh.
• 1:15:37
  Oh,
• 1:15:37
  Yahweh.
• 1:15:38
  That's
• 1:15:38
  right.
• 1:15:38
  Oh,
• 1:15:39
  great.
• 1:15:40
  Oh,
• 1:15:41
  man,
• 1:15:42
  oh,
• 1:15:42
  man,
• 1:15:43
  I'm
• 1:15:43
  so
• 1:15:43
  glad
• 1:15:43
  we
• 1:15:44
  got
• 1:15:44
  to
• 1:15:44
  do
• 1:15:44
  this
• 1:15:44
  one.
• 1:15:45
  I
• 1:15:45
  know
• 1:15:45
  we
• 1:15:45
  go
• 1:15:45
  way
• 1:15:46
  longer
• 1:15:46
  than
• 1:15:47
  even
• 1:15:47
  what
• 1:15:47
  we're
• 1:15:47
  supposed
• 1:15:48
  to
• 1:15:48
  do
• 1:15:48
  for
• 1:15:48
  these
• 1:15:48
  ones,
• 1:15:48
  and
• 1:15:48
  then
• 1:15:49
  beyond
• 1:15:49
  with
• 1:15:49
  the
• 1:15:49
  normal
• 1:15:50
  episode
• 1:15:50
  we
• 1:15:50
  do.
• 1:15:50
  But
• 1:15:51
  I
• 1:15:51
  had
• 1:15:51
  a
• 1:15:51
  blast
• 1:15:51
  with
• 1:15:51
  you
• 1:15:52
  guys
• 1:15:52
  talking
• 1:15:53
  about
• 1:15:53
  these
• 1:15:53
  two
• 1:15:54
  things.
• 1:15:54
  All
• 1:15:55
  right,
• 1:15:55
  so
• 1:15:55
  we
• 1:15:56
  discussed
• 1:15:56
  two
• 1:15:56
  things
• 1:15:57
  here.
• 1:15:58
  Out
• 1:15:59
  of
• 1:15:59
  both,
• 1:15:59
  you
• 1:15:59
  can
• 1:15:59
  either
• 1:16:00
  do
• 1:16:00
  one
• 1:16:00
  or
• 1:16:00
  both.
• 1:16:00
  I
• 1:16:01
  don't
• 1:16:01
  care.
• 1:16:01
  What
• 1:16:02
  would
• 1:16:02
  you
• 1:16:02
  design
• 1:16:02
  as
• 1:16:03
  a
• 1:16:03
  Christmas
• 1:16:03
  treat?
• 1:16:03
  Say,
• 1:16:04
  one
• 1:16:04
  for
• 1:16:04
  the
• 1:16:04
  drive
• 1:16:05
  in?
• 1:16:05
  Specifically,
• 1:16:05
  they
• 1:16:05
  wanted
• 1:16:06
  to
• 1:16:06
  make
• 1:16:06
  this
• 1:16:06
  hot
• 1:16:06
  item
• 1:16:07
  limited
• 1:16:07
  release
• 1:16:08
  for
• 1:16:08
  these
• 1:16:09
  two
• 1:16:09
  episodes.
• 1:16:11
  I
• 1:16:11
  would
• 1:16:11
  make
• 1:16:12
  a
• 1:16:13
  one
• 1:16:14
  of
• 1:16:14
  those.
• 1:16:15
  One
• 1:16:15
  of
• 1:16:15
  those
• 1:16:17
  little
• 1:16:17
  Debbie
• 1:16:17
  cakes.
• 1:16:18
  But
• 1:16:19
  make
• 1:16:19
  it
• 1:16:19
  in
• 1:16:20
  the.
• 1:16:21
  In
• 1:16:22
  the
• 1:16:22
  shape
• 1:16:22
  of
• 1:16:23
  the
• 1:16:23
  figgy
• 1:16:24
  pudding.
• 1:16:26
  Can
• 1:16:26
  that
• 1:16:26
  giant
• 1:16:28
  figgy
• 1:16:28
  Pudding
• 1:16:28
  can,
• 1:16:29
  but
• 1:16:29
  then
• 1:16:29
  you
• 1:16:29
  just
• 1:16:29
  eat
• 1:16:30
  it.
• 1:16:30
  Like.
• 1:16:32
  Okay,
• 1:16:34
  I
• 1:16:34
  was
• 1:16:34
  actually.
• 1:16:34
  I'm
• 1:16:35
  gonna
• 1:16:35
  steal
• 1:16:35
  part
• 1:16:35
  of
• 1:16:35
  your
• 1:16:35
  idea,
• 1:16:36
  Evan,
• 1:16:36
  because
• 1:16:36
  I
• 1:16:36
  thought
• 1:16:36
  you
• 1:16:37
  were
• 1:16:37
  going
• 1:16:37
  in
• 1:16:37
  this
• 1:16:37
  direction.
• 1:16:38
  But
• 1:16:38
  I
• 1:16:38
  would
• 1:16:38
  do
• 1:16:38
  the
• 1:16:39
  same
• 1:16:39
  thing
• 1:16:39
  with
• 1:16:39
  the.
• 1:16:40
  I
• 1:16:40
  would
• 1:16:40
  take
• 1:16:40
  the
• 1:16:40
  little
• 1:16:40
  mini
• 1:16:41
  Swiss
• 1:16:41
  roll
• 1:16:42
  cakes,
• 1:16:42
  little
• 1:16:43
  Debbie
• 1:16:43
  cakes,
• 1:16:44
  and
• 1:16:44
  I
• 1:16:44
  would,
• 1:16:44
  like,
• 1:16:44
  melt
• 1:16:45
  the
• 1:16:45
  ends
• 1:16:45
  and
• 1:16:45
  then
• 1:16:46
  make,
• 1:16:46
  like,
• 1:16:46
  little
• 1:16:47
  Mr.
• 1:16:47
  Hankies
• 1:16:47
  with
• 1:16:48
  them.
• 1:16:48
  Yeah.
• 1:16:48
  And
• 1:16:49
  they
• 1:16:49
  would
• 1:16:49
  be,
• 1:16:49
  like,
• 1:16:49
  on
• 1:16:49
  a
• 1:16:50
  stick.
• 1:16:50
  So
• 1:16:50
  I'm
• 1:16:51
  glad
• 1:16:51
  that
• 1:16:51
  you
• 1:16:51
  didn't
• 1:16:51
  do
• 1:16:51
  that.
• 1:16:52
  So
• 1:16:52
  I
• 1:16:52
  could
• 1:16:52
  steal
• 1:16:53
  your
• 1:16:53
  idea
• 1:16:54
  to.
• 1:16:54
  Put
• 1:16:55
  them
• 1:16:55
  on
• 1:16:55
  the
• 1:16:55
  toilet
• 1:16:55
  to
• 1:16:56
  make
• 1:16:56
  sure
• 1:16:56
  to
• 1:16:57
  upbring
• 1:16:57
  people.
• 1:16:59
  Just.
• 1:17:00
  Just
• 1:17:00
  put
• 1:17:00
  them
• 1:17:01
  out
• 1:17:01
  in
• 1:17:01
  the
• 1:17:01
  toilets.
• 1:17:02
  Oh,
• 1:17:02
  yes.
• 1:17:03
  Dude.
• 1:17:07
  Did
• 1:17:07
  that
• 1:17:07
  to
• 1:17:08
  me
• 1:17:08
  once.
• 1:17:08
  So
• 1:17:09
  that's
• 1:17:09
  why.
• 1:17:09
  Oh,
• 1:17:09
  gosh.
• 1:17:12
  I'm
• 1:17:12
  designing
• 1:17:13
  something
• 1:17:13
  I
• 1:17:13
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• 1:17:14
  wouldn't
• 1:17:14
  eat
• 1:17:14
  because
• 1:17:14
  I'm
• 1:17:14
  a
• 1:17:14
  picky
• 1:17:15
  eater,
• 1:17:16
  but
• 1:17:16
  I
• 1:17:17
  would
• 1:17:17
  make
• 1:17:17
  Fig
• 1:17:18
  Newton
• 1:17:18
  figgy
• 1:17:19
  pudding.
• 1:17:19
  Hey,
• 1:17:20
  I've
• 1:17:21
  never
• 1:17:21
  been
• 1:17:21
  together,
• 1:17:22
  even.
• 1:17:23
  Even
• 1:17:23
  though
• 1:17:23
  that's
• 1:17:24
  not
• 1:17:24
  really
• 1:17:24
  my
• 1:17:24
  thing.
• 1:17:24
  I
• 1:17:25
  don't
• 1:17:25
  like
• 1:17:25
  figs.
• 1:17:26
  I
• 1:17:26
  don't
• 1:17:26
  like
• 1:17:26
  Newtons.
• 1:17:27
  If
• 1:17:27
  you're
• 1:17:27
  a
• 1:17:27
  Newton
• 1:17:27
  out
• 1:17:27
  there,
• 1:17:28
  I
• 1:17:28
  can
• 1:17:28
  bring
• 1:17:29
  myself
• 1:17:29
  to
• 1:17:29
  hate
• 1:17:29
  you.
• 1:17:31
  He's
• 1:17:31
  always
• 1:17:31
  had
• 1:17:31
  a
• 1:17:31
  problem
• 1:17:32
  with
• 1:17:32
  Isaac.
• 1:17:32
  You
• 1:17:32
  know,
• 1:17:33
  Isaac
• 1:17:33
  Newton
• 1:17:33
  has
• 1:17:33
  just
• 1:17:34
  really.
• 1:17:34
  Ground
• 1:17:34
  his
• 1:17:34
  gears,
• 1:17:36
  he
• 1:17:36
  and
• 1:17:36
  I,
• 1:17:37
  man.
• 1:17:37
  Ever
• 1:17:37
  since
• 1:17:37
  I
• 1:17:38
  first
• 1:17:38
  learned
• 1:17:38
  about
• 1:17:38
  him,
• 1:17:39
  he's
• 1:17:39
  been
• 1:17:39
  on
• 1:17:40
  the
• 1:17:40
  list.
• 1:17:43
  Oh,
• 1:17:44
  man.
• 1:17:44
  How
• 1:17:44
  dare
• 1:17:45
  you
• 1:17:45
  bring
• 1:17:45
  those
• 1:17:45
  laws
• 1:17:45
  into
• 1:17:46
  effect.
• 1:17:46
  How
• 1:17:46
  dare
• 1:17:47
  you
• 1:17:47
  witness
• 1:17:47
  the
• 1:17:48
  world
• 1:17:48
  around
• 1:17:48
  you
• 1:17:48
  and
• 1:17:48
  scientifically
• 1:17:49
  discuss
• 1:17:49
  things.
• 1:17:50
  You're
• 1:17:51
  a
• 1:17:51
  jerk.
• 1:17:54
  All
• 1:17:54
  right,
• 1:17:54
  was
• 1:17:54
  it
• 1:17:54
  just
• 1:17:55
  me
• 1:17:55
  or
• 1:17:55
  did
• 1:17:56
  the.
• 1:17:58
  Who
• 1:17:58
  was
• 1:17:58
  the
• 1:17:59
  general
• 1:18:00
  the.
• 1:18:02
  With
• 1:18:03
  Perry
• 1:18:03
  the
• 1:18:03
  Platypus's
• 1:18:04
  boss
• 1:18:06
  monogram?
• 1:18:07
  His
• 1:18:08
  assistant.
• 1:18:09
  I
• 1:18:10
  had
• 1:18:10
  to
• 1:18:10
  look
• 1:18:10
  it
• 1:18:11
  up.
• 1:18:11
  And
• 1:18:11
  yes,
• 1:18:12
  I
• 1:18:13
  don't
• 1:18:13
  know.
• 1:18:14
  I
• 1:18:14
  don't
• 1:18:14
  know
• 1:18:14
  why
• 1:18:15
  I.
• 1:18:16
  I
• 1:18:16
  didn't
• 1:18:17
  see.
• 1:18:18
  I
• 1:18:18
  didn't
• 1:18:18
  look
• 1:18:19
  up
• 1:18:19
  the
• 1:18:20
  meaning
• 1:18:20
  why.
• 1:18:21
  But
• 1:18:22
  his
• 1:18:22
  assistant
• 1:18:23
  there
• 1:18:23
  with
• 1:18:23
  the
• 1:18:23
  glasses
• 1:18:25
  was
• 1:18:26
  identical
• 1:18:27
  look
• 1:18:27
  to
• 1:18:28
  Doug.
• 1:18:28
  Funny,
• 1:18:29
  the
• 1:18:29
  sweater,
• 1:18:30
  the
• 1:18:30
  shirt
• 1:18:30
  and
• 1:18:31
  everything.
• 1:18:32
  Except
• 1:18:32
  his
• 1:18:32
  shirt
• 1:18:33
  had,
• 1:18:34
  like,
• 1:18:35
  long
• 1:18:35
  sleeves.
• 1:18:37
  And
• 1:18:37
  I
• 1:18:37
  was
• 1:18:37
  just
• 1:18:38
  like.
• 1:18:38
  I
• 1:18:38
  wrote
• 1:18:39
  it
• 1:18:39
  down
• 1:18:39
  here.
• 1:18:39
  I
• 1:18:39
  said,
• 1:18:39
  I'm
• 1:18:40
  gonna
• 1:18:40
  go
• 1:18:40
  down
• 1:18:40
  that
• 1:18:40
  rabbit
• 1:18:41
  trail
• 1:18:41
  soon
• 1:18:43
  and
• 1:18:43
  see
• 1:18:43
  what
• 1:18:43
  kind
• 1:18:44
  of
• 1:18:44
  meaning
• 1:18:44
  there
• 1:18:44
  is
• 1:18:44
  there.
• 1:18:47
  Pretty
• 1:18:47
  cool.
• 1:18:47
  I
• 1:18:47
  don't
• 1:18:47
  know
• 1:18:48
  why
• 1:18:48
  they
• 1:18:48
  dress
• 1:18:48
  Carl
• 1:18:49
  like
• 1:18:49
  that.
• 1:18:49
  Carl.
• 1:18:50
  Okay.
• 1:18:50
  Just
• 1:18:51
  been.
• 1:18:51
  I'm
• 1:18:52
  pretty
• 1:18:52
  sure
• 1:18:52
  that's
• 1:18:52
  his
• 1:18:52
  name.
• 1:18:53
  All
• 1:18:54
  right,
• 1:18:54
  so,
• 1:18:55
  guys,
• 1:18:55
  thank
• 1:18:56
  you
• 1:18:56
  for
• 1:18:56
  getting
• 1:18:56
  through
• 1:18:56
  this
• 1:18:57
  special
• 1:18:57
  double
• 1:18:58
  bonus
• 1:18:58
  episode
• 1:18:58
  that
• 1:18:59
  went
• 1:18:59
  even
• 1:18:59
  to
• 1:18:59
  quadruple.
• 1:19:00
  Really
• 1:19:00
  considering
• 1:19:01
  our
• 1:19:01
  standards
• 1:19:02
  for
• 1:19:03
  this
• 1:19:03
  figgy
• 1:19:04
  pudding
• 1:19:04
  size,
• 1:19:04
  please
• 1:19:04
  chance.
• 1:19:05
  There
• 1:19:05
  you
• 1:19:05
  go.
• 1:19:05
  Figgy
• 1:19:06
  pudding
• 1:19:06
  size.
• 1:19:06
  Industrial
• 1:19:07
  figgy
• 1:19:08
  pudding
• 1:19:08
  sized.
• 1:19:09
  Systematic
• 1:19:09
  ecology
• 1:19:10
  episode.
• 1:19:11
  Please
• 1:19:12
  get
• 1:19:12
  a
• 1:19:12
  chance
• 1:19:12
  to
• 1:19:12
  be
• 1:19:12
  a
• 1:19:12
  five
• 1:19:12
  star
• 1:19:13
  review
• 1:19:13
  on
• 1:19:13
  your
• 1:19:13
  podcasting
• 1:19:14
  platform
• 1:19:14
  of
• 1:19:14
  choice.
• 1:19:15
  Head
• 1:19:15
  over
• 1:19:16
  to
• 1:19:16
  the
• 1:19:16
  link
• 1:19:16
  down
• 1:19:17
  below
• 1:19:17
  if
• 1:19:17
  you
• 1:19:17
  want
• 1:19:17
  to
• 1:19:17
  support
• 1:19:18
  us
• 1:19:18
  in
• 1:19:18
  any
• 1:19:18
  way,
• 1:19:18
  shape
• 1:19:19
  or
• 1:19:19
  form.
• 1:19:20
  We
• 1:19:20
  shout
• 1:19:20
  out
• 1:19:21
  all
• 1:19:21
  of
• 1:19:21
  our
• 1:19:21
  supporters
• 1:19:21
  who
• 1:19:22
  give
• 1:19:22
  out
• 1:19:23
  $3
• 1:19:23
  or
• 1:19:23
  more.
• 1:19:24
  Of
• 1:19:24
  course.
• 1:19:24
  I'll
• 1:19:24
  name
• 1:19:24
  a
• 1:19:25
  couple
• 1:19:25
  here.
• 1:19:25
  Aaron
• 1:19:25
  Hardy,
• 1:19:26
  Daniel
• 1:19:26
  Sigman,
• 1:19:27
  Trip
• 1:19:27
  Fuller
• 1:19:27
  and
• 1:19:27
  James
• 1:19:27
  Barrett.
• 1:19:28
  You
• 1:19:28
  guys
• 1:19:28
  are
• 1:19:28
  the
• 1:19:28
  best.
• 1:19:29
  Remember,
• 1:19:30
  we're
• 1:19:30
  all
• 1:19:30
  a
• 1:19:30
  chosen
• 1:19:31
  people.
• 1:19:31
  A
• 1:19:32
  geekdom
• 1:19:32
  of
• 1:19:32
  priests.