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- 0:00Speaker 1: The final SmackDown of the two hour era was tonight.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Three Stages of Hell is coming, and no, I am
- 0:09Speaker 1: not talking about Cody and Drew, although we did find
- 0:12Speaker 1: out tonight when we are getting the rematch between Cody
- 0:15Speaker 1: Roads and Drew McIntyre, it will not be on that
- 0:19Speaker 1: first SmackDown of twenty twenty six that's in Buffalo next week. Instead,
- 0:23Speaker 1: it will be the week after that, January ninth. WWE
- 0:27Speaker 1: is going to be in Berlin, Germany, because Drew McIntyre said,
- 0:31Speaker 1: I've already been screwed over enough times here in the States,
- 0:34Speaker 1: and actually he's been screwed over in more than just
- 0:37Speaker 1: the States. He was screwed over in Scotland that was
- 0:40Speaker 1: by cm punk last year. But he is going to
- 0:43Speaker 1: do this in Berlin, Germany. And the type of match
- 0:46Speaker 1: that it is going to be is a match that
- 0:48Speaker 1: we have not seen in WWE in more than five years.
- 0:52Speaker 1: It is going to be a three Stages of Hell match. Now,
- 0:57Speaker 1: this came across my timeline a little but earlier. Credit
- 1:01Speaker 1: to whoever put this together. This right here, these are
- 1:05Speaker 1: the only three Stages of Hell matches that we have
- 1:07Speaker 1: ever had in WWE. First one, of course, is probably
- 1:11Speaker 1: the most memorable one, and looking at this list, I
- 1:15Speaker 1: would say it's my favorite one, that being Triple H
- 1:18Speaker 1: and Stone called Steve Austin from two thousand and one
- 1:21Speaker 1: No Way Out. That was right before WrestleMania X seven,
- 1:25Speaker 1: and then we had Shawn Michaels and Triple H. At
- 1:27Speaker 1: Armageddon in two thousand and two, we had Triple H
- 1:30Speaker 1: and Randy Orton. I believe that was two thousand and nine.
- 1:32Speaker 1: At the Bash they had us three Stages of Hell match,
- 1:37Speaker 1: John Cena and Rye Back. I'd completely forgotten about that one.
- 1:42Speaker 1: That would have had to what year would that have been?
- 1:44Speaker 1: Twenty had to be twenty thirteen. And the last one
- 1:49Speaker 1: that we saw was Adam Cole and Johnny Gargano. That
- 1:53Speaker 1: was n XT Takeover Toronto in twenty nineteen. So it
- 1:57Speaker 1: has been six years since we have gotten one of
- 2:01Speaker 1: these matches. And as you can tell, it's just a
- 2:03Speaker 1: match where you'll have a different stipulation for each fall.
- 2:08Speaker 1: I don't remember if they get to choose what their
- 2:11Speaker 1: stipulations will be in case it goes to a third fall,
- 2:14Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't know how this is going
- 2:16Speaker 1: to work, but we're essentially going to get three matches
- 2:19Speaker 1: in one and I like it because it's a stipulation
- 2:24Speaker 1: that has not been abused. We haven't seen this match obviously,
- 2:27Speaker 1: in a very long time, so it's not like we
- 2:29Speaker 1: get it on a regular basis. It's something different that
- 2:32Speaker 1: we don't get to see very often. But you know what,
- 2:35Speaker 1: it almost doesn't even matter what kind of stipulation it is.
- 2:39Speaker 1: It could be three Stages of Hell. It could be
- 2:40Speaker 1: hell in a cell, it could be cage, it could
- 2:43Speaker 1: it could be anything. The one thing I know is
- 2:46Speaker 1: that this is a must win for Drew MacIntyre because
- 2:50Speaker 1: Drew McIntyre, by his own admission, you know, in his
- 2:53Speaker 1: mind anyway, he has been screwed over multiple times. He
- 2:56Speaker 1: has had multiple opportunities at the WWE Championship, he has
- 2:59Speaker 1: fallen in short each time. And now they're running this
- 3:03Speaker 1: back again, and to me, if you're gonna run this
- 3:06Speaker 1: back again, you really shouldn't have the same outcome you
- 3:10Speaker 1: have the first two or three times. This feels like
- 3:13Speaker 1: a must win. And I said this a few weeks
- 3:15Speaker 1: ago that if we're gonna get a pair of World
- 3:17Speaker 1: Championship matches at the beginning of the new year. We
- 3:19Speaker 1: already know CM Punk and bron Breaker. They have their
- 3:22Speaker 1: World Heavyweight Title match first. That match is coming up
- 3:24Speaker 1: on RAW on January fifth, And while I would love
- 3:28Speaker 1: to see bron Breaker win the championship, my thought process
- 3:30Speaker 1: on that right now is that it just doesn't really
- 3:33Speaker 1: feel like that title is gonna change hands. I just
- 3:36Speaker 1: have a feeling they're gonna probably save bron Breaker for
- 3:39Speaker 1: the Royal Rumble. And that's okay because bron Breaker, depending
- 3:43Speaker 1: on how they do it, losing that match is not
- 3:45Speaker 1: a killer for bron Breaker. It all depends on how
- 3:47Speaker 1: he loses, right, He shouldn't just go in there and
- 3:50Speaker 1: lose clean to see. I'm punk, But Drew McIntyre, we've
- 3:53Speaker 1: already seen him be a loser before more than once.
- 3:57Speaker 1: And I know they did this already with Cody Roads
- 3:59Speaker 1: and Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens ended up not winning the
- 4:03Speaker 1: WWE Championship. He ran around for a month and a
- 4:06Speaker 1: half pretending to be the champion. He ran around for
- 4:09Speaker 1: a month and a half with the Winged Eagle replica
- 4:11Speaker 1: off WWE shop and he never did win the belt.
- 4:14Speaker 1: And they had that great ladder match to pay it
- 4:17Speaker 1: all off of the Royal Rumble. But I just feel
- 4:19Speaker 1: like story wise, Drew McIntyre should win this match, even
- 4:24Speaker 1: if he doesn't hold the championship for very long, because
- 4:26Speaker 1: that's the thing. Even if he wins the title, I
- 4:28Speaker 1: don't see Drew McIntyre rolling into WrestleMania as the WWE champion.
- 4:33Speaker 1: But I still feel like, man, you want to kickoff
- 4:36Speaker 1: smack Down. I know it's not the first smack the
- 4:37Speaker 1: end of the year, but you want to kick off
- 4:39Speaker 1: this new year, this new era of SmackDown in a
- 4:42Speaker 1: major way. You do a title change in Berlin, Germany,
- 4:46Speaker 1: and you put that championship on Drew McIntyre, and you
- 4:49Speaker 1: have Cody Rhodes lose his mind trying to get that
- 4:52Speaker 1: belt back, and you know what, if there is a
- 4:54Speaker 1: plan in place, possibly for a Cody Rhodes heel turn
- 4:57Speaker 1: at some point in twenty twenty six, maybe around wrestle
- 5:00Speaker 1: Mania time. Him losing the title to Drew and having
- 5:04Speaker 1: to fight to quickly get it back would certainly play
- 5:08Speaker 1: into that. I think as far as maybe driving him
- 5:11Speaker 1: to a point that gets him there, you know, driving
- 5:14Speaker 1: him to a point where maybe we can see him,
- 5:17Speaker 1: you know, going heel in the next few months. But
- 5:19Speaker 1: now we have a date and we have a stipulation,
- 5:22Speaker 1: so we know when that championship match is going to
- 5:24Speaker 1: be taking place. And I agree and Swank. You make
- 5:27Speaker 1: another great point, which is that not every title run
- 5:31Speaker 1: needs to be a long one. Cody won the belt
- 5:35Speaker 1: back from John cenet SummerSlam. He's been champion ever since,
- 5:39Speaker 1: and if he doesn't lose the title to Drew MacIntyre,
- 5:41Speaker 1: he's very likely going to be the champion heading into WrestleMania,
- 5:44Speaker 1: as he was this year. By the way, he was
- 5:46Speaker 1: the champion for a year right going into WrestleMania. It's
- 5:50Speaker 1: okay every now and then, it's okay to break up
- 5:54Speaker 1: the monotony of a long title run, a six month
- 5:57Speaker 1: twelve month title run, and do a title change, even
- 6:00Speaker 1: if all you do is just put it right back
- 6:02Speaker 1: on the guy who had it before. I will never
- 6:05Speaker 1: advocate for a return to the Hot Potato era, the
- 6:09Speaker 1: Crash TV Hot Potato era, where the championships would change
- 6:13Speaker 1: hands so many times it was hard to keep track.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Right When things like that happen, that's how you end
- 6:18Speaker 1: up with seventeen time world champion John Cena. Okay, I'm
- 6:22Speaker 1: not advocating for that. But for the love of God,
- 6:23Speaker 1: it's okay. It will not be a killer. It will
- 6:26Speaker 1: not fuck up your long term plans. If you switch
- 6:30Speaker 1: the title here and there every now and then, put
- 6:32Speaker 1: the title and drew. It's time. It's long since time
- 6:38Speaker 1: put the title and drew. Now. The other thing that
- 6:42Speaker 1: happened tonight, the biggest thing, the best thing that happened
- 6:45Speaker 1: here on SmackDown tonight, speaking of new champions Actually this
- 6:49Speaker 1: is a perfect segue into this. Ilia Dragonov came back
- 6:53Speaker 1: a few months ago. He was gone for thirteen months,
- 6:55Speaker 1: he tore his acl and he comes back. In his
- 6:58Speaker 1: very first night in he beat Sammy's a he wins
- 7:01Speaker 1: the United States Championship. Because Sammy, of course, is the
- 7:03Speaker 1: one who revived the old John Cena US Title Open
- 7:06Speaker 1: Challenge right and the spirit of John Cena in his
- 7:09Speaker 1: final year, he wanted to bring back the Open Challenge,
- 7:12Speaker 1: and that has been the best thing about SmackDown now
- 7:14Speaker 1: since what September, I guess is when he started it
- 7:17Speaker 1: right the fall into the winter, these last few months,
- 7:21Speaker 1: where would SmackDown be on most weeks without those US
- 7:25Speaker 1: Title Open challenges, without Sammy's aining defending the title without
- 7:29Speaker 1: Eliya Dragonov defending the title. It's been great. One man
- 7:33Speaker 1: who has not had a great year on SmackDown is
- 7:36Speaker 1: Carmelo Hayes. And when he was drafted to this show,
- 7:38Speaker 1: what was he drafted was last year? Right? Oh, the
- 7:40Speaker 1: number one draft pick. Right. He has not lived up
- 7:43Speaker 1: to the billing ever since then. And I'm not even
- 7:46Speaker 1: putting the blame on him, right, it's just basically what
- 7:48Speaker 1: they've had him doing last year into this year. Right,
- 7:51Speaker 1: he doesn't look like the number one draft pick. He
- 7:53Speaker 1: hasn't looked like the number one draft pick really since
- 7:55Speaker 1: he left NXT. But we know he has immense talent.
- 8:00Speaker 1: You saw him an NXT, former NXT champion. You know
- 8:02Speaker 1: what he can do, and it was just a matter
- 8:05Speaker 1: of are they going to give him the ball to
- 8:06Speaker 1: run with? Is he gonna get the opportunity to show
- 8:08Speaker 1: what he can truly do? Is he going to be
- 8:11Speaker 1: able to connect with the audience in a way that
- 8:16Speaker 1: I felt like he did in NXT because I knew
- 8:18Speaker 1: he could do it. It's just you know, putting the
- 8:20Speaker 1: pieces together and putting in with the right people. This
- 8:23Speaker 1: thing with Miz, it dragged on for so long and
- 8:25Speaker 1: then they just dropped it cold, and it's the best
- 8:27Speaker 1: thing that could have happened, by the way. Kind of
- 8:30Speaker 1: shitty because they built it up for so long and
- 8:32Speaker 1: we never got a payoff to that, but they dropped it,
- 8:35Speaker 1: and for good reason, because now Carmelo Hayes, going into
- 8:38Speaker 1: twenty twenty six, is finally going to have the opportunity
- 8:41Speaker 1: to prove that he is the number one draft pick.
- 8:44Speaker 1: He is going into the new year as the new
- 8:47Speaker 1: United States Champion because he took the title from Ilia.
- 8:50Speaker 1: Drag it off tonight, not in an open challenge. This
- 8:54Speaker 1: was cut and dry. Ilia went right up to him
- 8:56Speaker 1: in the back and said, there ain't no open challenge tonight.
- 8:59Speaker 1: I want you. You're my opponent tonight you get your shot.
- 9:03Speaker 1: And he said, I won't miss. How many times do
- 9:07Speaker 1: we heard Mello say, mellow, don't miss, I won't miss.
- 9:10Speaker 1: I don't miss. And how many times has he missed?
- 9:13Speaker 1: Many times? Tonight he did not miss. These two didn't miss.
- 9:16Speaker 1: They went out there and they had a fantastic television match,
- 9:20Speaker 1: a match that I will definitely be adding to my
- 9:22Speaker 1: list of honorable mentions when I talk about my top
- 9:26Speaker 1: fifteen matches of the entire year. The list is locked
- 9:30Speaker 1: pending World's End this weekend, I'm leaving I'm leaving a
- 9:33Speaker 1: little opening there in case something blows me away at
- 9:36Speaker 1: World's end. I may have to reconfigure my list at
- 9:38Speaker 1: the last minute. But the list is locked, and this
- 9:41Speaker 1: will certainly make the honorable mentions for twenty twenty five
- 9:45Speaker 1: an excellent match. The crowd was invested. The crowd was
- 9:49Speaker 1: super happy when it was over, not only to see
- 9:51Speaker 1: a new champion crown, because of course they're always going
- 9:53Speaker 1: to pop for a new champion being crown, but it
- 9:56Speaker 1: really feels like over the last several weeks we have
- 9:59Speaker 1: seen this connection that the audience has with Melo since
- 10:04Speaker 1: he's been turned babyface. Basically, they have gotten behind him,
- 10:08Speaker 1: which is very encouraging. They have gotten behind him in
- 10:10Speaker 1: a way that they don't always get behind people. Now
- 10:14Speaker 1: he has been rewarded with the United States Championship, and
- 10:17Speaker 1: that is how he is kicking off twenty twenty six.
- 10:19Speaker 1: A reason for optimism for him, a reason for optimism
- 10:23Speaker 1: here on this show. I don't know what this means
- 10:25Speaker 1: for the future. As far as these open challenges, I
- 10:28Speaker 1: think that we need to put them to bed. Probably
- 10:30Speaker 1: for the time being. I don't know what this means
- 10:32Speaker 1: as far as the immediate future for Ilia Dragonov. I
- 10:38Speaker 1: do wonder, you know, what's next for him. Obviously he's
- 10:41Speaker 1: not just going to be vaulted into the WWE title picture.
- 10:44Speaker 1: I hope they have something good for him. He's too
- 10:47Speaker 1: good to just be, you know, meandering around with no
- 10:50Speaker 1: place to go here on this show. But it's very
- 10:53Speaker 1: interesting that Mellow wins the United States Championship at a
- 10:56Speaker 1: time win for the first time tonight on smack Now
- 10:58Speaker 1: we see Trick Williams, right, a former friend and foe
- 11:02Speaker 1: of his, making an appearance on SmackDown. He's a free agent.
- 11:07Speaker 1: He's fielding offers from Raw, he's fielding offers from SmackDown.
- 11:11Speaker 1: He was looking for some you know, insight from Nick
- 11:14Speaker 1: Aldos tonight as far as whether or not he's going
- 11:17Speaker 1: to make an offer. And now Mellow is a champion
- 11:20Speaker 1: on this show and then there's a history there, so
- 11:22Speaker 1: I thought that was very interesting. And speaking of new arrivals,
- 11:27Speaker 1: we don't know where Trick Williams is going to land,
- 11:29Speaker 1: but we know where Joe Henry is going to land.
- 11:31Speaker 1: I didn't get the indication or the impression tonight that
- 11:34Speaker 1: we're going to see him on raw and he's going
- 11:35Speaker 1: to bounce back and forth. He seems to be a
- 11:38Speaker 1: SmackDown guy. Now, good because we had heard that, you know,
- 11:42Speaker 1: he was going to be an NXT for a while.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Why we've seen him in NXT for months. Right, He's
- 11:49Speaker 1: a known commodity with Joe Hendry. You know, he's certainly
- 11:52Speaker 1: been established on that brand, and you know what you're
- 11:54Speaker 1: getting with him. Supposedly USA Network wants him on SmackDown.
- 11:58Speaker 1: They're high on him, so good for him. What a
- 12:01Speaker 1: year it's been for Joe Hendry from where he started
- 12:03Speaker 1: at the beginning of the year, when I believe he
- 12:05Speaker 1: was the oh he won the title right a Genesis,
- 12:08Speaker 1: but he was the TNA World Heavyweight Champions, Right, he
- 12:11Speaker 1: won the Belt of Genesis in the Royal Rumble, you know,
- 12:14Speaker 1: WrestleMania against Randy Orton and finishing the year now as
- 12:18Speaker 1: an official roster member in WWA. Right, this is where
- 12:22Speaker 1: he always wanted to be and now he is, and
- 12:26Speaker 1: he was on smack Then he made a SmackDown debut
- 12:29Speaker 1: tonight and the fans were singing his song and they
- 12:32Speaker 1: were swaying back and forth, and they were solidly behind him.
- 12:35Speaker 1: And so as we close out this year and SmackDown
- 12:39Speaker 1: has not been good for much of the year, right,
- 12:42Speaker 1: it goes through these phases, but for a while now,
- 12:47Speaker 1: SmackDown has not been a good show. It's not been
- 12:49Speaker 1: a great show. And as we head into this new
- 12:52Speaker 1: year here there's reason for optimism when you see new
- 12:57Speaker 1: faces popping up, like Joe Hendry, like Trick Williams. We
- 13:03Speaker 1: got a video package a teaser for Obafemi tonight, no
- 13:08Speaker 1: indication that he's imminently being called up or he's gonna
- 13:11Speaker 1: be on SmackDown, although SmackDown could certainly use him the
- 13:14Speaker 1: most more than Raw can. And that doesn't even include
- 13:18Speaker 1: maybe Soul Ruca, because it's funny like we're seeing Joe
- 13:21Speaker 1: Hendry and Trick Williams and Obafemi maybe, And it's like
- 13:25Speaker 1: the one area above all else that really needs help
- 13:29Speaker 1: right now on Friday nights is the women's division. Right,
- 13:32Speaker 1: Why are we going to see what women are being
- 13:34Speaker 1: called up to smack Down? Where's Soul Ruca, Where's Jordan Grace,
- 13:37Speaker 1: Where's Fatal Influence? Right, that's what we need to see
- 13:40Speaker 1: going into this new year, going into this three Stages
- 13:43Speaker 1: of Hell period, as I now call it, of SmackDown
- 13:46Speaker 1: that's coming up. So I have cautious optimism that they recognize, Hey,
- 13:52Speaker 1: this is something that we have to do. This is
- 13:55Speaker 1: something they should have done a long time ago. But
- 13:57Speaker 1: we need new faces on this show. Got to get
- 14:01Speaker 1: new faces in the mid and I don't even want
- 14:03Speaker 1: to say young faces, right, we definitely need that too.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Joe Henry is not young. Joe Henry is thirty seven
- 14:09Speaker 1: or thirty eight years old, but he is a new face,
- 14:12Speaker 1: and you want to have a mix of both. There's
- 14:14Speaker 1: a reason to be optimistic that they recognize, Okay, we
- 14:18Speaker 1: have an extra hour to fill. We need new people.
- 14:21Speaker 1: So I am curious to see what's smacked down a
- 14:24Speaker 1: month from now, two months from now, you know, coming
- 14:26Speaker 1: out of the Rumble is going to look like it's
- 14:30Speaker 1: the only thing that I can really kind of hang
- 14:32Speaker 1: my hat on here, because three hours is coming, whether
- 14:34Speaker 1: we like it or not. If we're gonna get three
- 14:36Speaker 1: hours of this every single week, I'd like to see
- 14:39Speaker 1: what their plans are going to be for some of
- 14:41Speaker 1: these new faces and how they incorporate them into the show,
- 14:44Speaker 1: because it's just been the same old, same old now
- 14:47Speaker 1: for so long you can add another sixty minute and
- 14:50Speaker 1: I know it's not actually sixty you got commercials and everything,
- 14:52Speaker 1: but you can add another sixty minutes to the show
- 14:56Speaker 1: in its current state. You can't do it. It's just
- 14:58Speaker 1: it's death. You can't do it. There's reason to be optimistic.
- 15:02Speaker 1: As taped holiday shows go, this one was not bad.
- 15:05Speaker 1: I've seen some bad tape holiday shows that were just
- 15:08Speaker 1: in the can Let's just get through this and get
- 15:11Speaker 1: past the holidays and get into the new year. So
- 15:15Speaker 1: this was not a bad show. But I would probably
- 15:19Speaker 1: have a very different opinion if that US title match
- 15:21Speaker 1: was not on the car tonight. It was carried almost entirely.
- 15:25Speaker 1: I say that almost entirely because of that US title
- 15:29Speaker 1: match between Carmelo Hayes and Ilia Dragonov. Well, we'll talk
- 15:33Speaker 1: about the entire thing here. This is your SmackDown review
- 15:38Speaker 1: here on Friday Night, final two hour edition, final edition
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- 19:05Speaker 1: the year. One little programming note, I did want to
- 19:09Speaker 1: mention here. New Year's Eve is coming up, and this
- 19:13Speaker 1: is going to be the sixth year in a row
- 19:15Speaker 1: that we're doing this. Now, New Year's Eve this year
- 19:18Speaker 1: falls on a Wednesday. It's not going to change anything
- 19:21Speaker 1: because we are doing the annual make It Till Midnight
- 19:25Speaker 1: stream countdown to twenty twenty six that is coming up
- 19:28Speaker 1: next Wednesday, New Year's Eve. I will incorporate a Dynamite
- 19:32Speaker 1: review into it, but it's not just going to be
- 19:34Speaker 1: about Dynamite. It's going to be hanging out with you guys,
- 19:37Speaker 1: taking your questions, having fun, maybe doing a little drinking
- 19:40Speaker 1: here on the stream to ring in the new year.
- 19:43Speaker 1: So get yourself ready. If you got no other plans,
- 19:46Speaker 1: come hang out with me. Make it till midnight? Can
- 19:49Speaker 1: we do it? Can we make it till midnight? We'll
- 19:52Speaker 1: find out on Wednesday. So I just wanted to let
- 19:54Speaker 1: everybody know because I know some people were wondering, Oh,
- 19:57Speaker 1: it's a Wednesday, are you going to be doing it? Oh,
- 20:01Speaker 1: we're doing it. Six years in a row. We're doing it.
- 20:06Speaker 1: So let's go to the beginning of the show here.
- 20:08Speaker 1: Let's start from the top. In the back, the WWE
- 20:12Speaker 1: Champion Cody Rhodes. He ran into Nick Aldus, the general
- 20:18Speaker 1: manager here of SmackDown, and asked him if Drew McIntyre
- 20:22Speaker 1: was here yet. All this told him that he's not,
- 20:26Speaker 1: but he's on the way. He's already signed the contract.
- 20:29Speaker 1: So once he makes that public apology to referee Dan
- 20:32Speaker 1: Engler for kicking him in the face, and once he
- 20:36Speaker 1: pays his fine, that's it. All this said no physicality
- 20:40Speaker 1: or else he will have to strip Cody of the
- 20:42Speaker 1: WWE championship. And Cody just told all this, let me
- 20:46Speaker 1: know when he gets here. So after Cody left, all
- 20:50Speaker 1: this walked over and there was the Mis, and the
- 20:55Speaker 1: Mis was not happy. When is the mis happy? The
- 20:58Speaker 1: Miss is always angry about something. So he says that
- 21:05Speaker 1: he wants to make sure that Joe Hendry's music is
- 21:08Speaker 1: not played. He demands that Joe Hendry's music not be played,
- 21:14Speaker 1: and all this of course ends up saying Joe Hendry's name,
- 21:17Speaker 1: and as soon as he does, what happens, we hear
- 21:20Speaker 1: Joe Hendry's music. Joe Henry was out there with a
- 21:24Speaker 1: bunch of people that were dressed up as Santa. They
- 21:26Speaker 1: were dressed up as Elves. Otis was Santa. I believe
- 21:31Speaker 1: at Tozawa was one of the elves, and for some reason,
- 21:34Speaker 1: the Easter Bunny was out there. Now, my favorite Easter
- 21:39Speaker 1: Bunny cameo was many, many years ago. I think it
- 21:43Speaker 1: was two thousand and three. Right, it was the APA Invitational.
- 21:46Speaker 1: It's actually one of the stipulations and be the booker,
- 21:50Speaker 1: but I know that the Easter Bunny was there. It
- 21:52Speaker 1: was like a barroom brawl. They had a little bar
- 21:54Speaker 1: set up in the back of the arena there and
- 21:56Speaker 1: the fucking Easter Bunny. He got his ass kicked. He
- 21:59Speaker 1: got his ass kicked in the APA Invitational. So anyway,
- 22:03Speaker 1: he was here on the post Christmas show. Don't ask
- 22:07Speaker 1: me why. Actually we would find out why here in
- 22:09Speaker 1: a little bit, and then it would make sense. Hendry
- 22:12Speaker 1: said that in the holiday spirit, he decided to give
- 22:14Speaker 1: the gift of a holiday song. Now, if you've seen
- 22:18Speaker 1: Joe Hendry and TNA, you've seen him have these concerts,
- 22:21Speaker 1: right like the Rock has had the Rock concerts before.
- 22:25Speaker 1: Joe Hendry has created many songs for his opponents, and
- 22:29Speaker 1: he has had concerts on TNA Impact, but never here
- 22:31Speaker 1: in WWE. And so we got our first Joe Hendry
- 22:35Speaker 1: concert here on his first night on SmackDown, and it
- 22:40Speaker 1: was his version of jingle Bells, and it was dedicated
- 22:44Speaker 1: to the Miz. So what I would like to do
- 22:48Speaker 1: here is I would like to go through some of
- 22:50Speaker 1: these lyrics that I jotted down as he was singing
- 22:53Speaker 1: his song. Now, I will do my best here. I'm
- 22:56Speaker 1: not gonna really sing it, but I'll do my best.
- 23:01Speaker 1: So this was Joe Hendry's song to the mis. Let
- 23:04Speaker 1: me see if I get the rhythm of a jingle
- 23:05Speaker 1: bell jingle bell j Okay. He talks about his balls
- 23:10Speaker 1: every single day. I guess that's why he says that
- 23:14Speaker 1: he came to play. I think he's better off throwing
- 23:19Speaker 1: them away, cause the truth is he can't get a
- 23:22Speaker 1: win without Carmelo. Hey, I fucked it up already. He
- 23:24Speaker 1: can't get a win without Carmelo Hayes. That was the
- 23:26Speaker 1: message that he was trying to convey here. Oh, jingle bells,
- 23:29Speaker 1: jingle bells, mis has tiny balls. Every time he's in
- 23:33Speaker 1: a team, he takes all the falls. Oh, jingle bells,
- 23:36Speaker 1: jingle bells, mis has tiny balls. He'd rather be in Hollywood,
- 23:41Speaker 1: but they won't return his calls. Not bad not bad.
- 23:45Speaker 1: He wasn't done yet, says he was playing with his
- 23:48Speaker 1: balls on John Cena's last show. Then he got beat
- 23:52Speaker 1: up by Our Truth and Joe this song is getting weird,
- 23:57Speaker 1: but now something is clear why he got out of
- 24:00Speaker 1: the locker room for half of his career. They go
- 24:03Speaker 1: see not bad, not bad, not bad. It is not
- 24:08Speaker 1: a bad song. Joe's really good at this And honestly,
- 24:12Speaker 1: this is the sort of thing. By the way, I'll
- 24:14Speaker 1: be releasing that, so if anybody wants to pay for it,
- 24:19Speaker 1: this thing is gonna go fucking gold, platinum maybe. But
- 24:25Speaker 1: this is the sort of thing that Hendry does, and
- 24:27Speaker 1: he's very good at it. And I always felt like
- 24:29Speaker 1: this he would be the perfect fit for WWE, Like
- 24:33Speaker 1: he fits into this brand of sports entertainment that they
- 24:38Speaker 1: love to do. Like if Vince McMahon was still running
- 24:41Speaker 1: this company, and I mean, fuck him, but let's just
- 24:43Speaker 1: say he was, like he would love Joe Hendry because
- 24:48Speaker 1: he's very entertaining. He's a creative guy, he's likable, and
- 24:53Speaker 1: he's very entertaining. So I think that he's gonna be
- 24:57Speaker 1: a good fit here for the main roster. I think
- 25:00Speaker 1: to fit like a glove he already did on night one.
- 25:02Speaker 1: I mean, the one thing I will say is that
- 25:05Speaker 1: they need to I think they need to have some
- 25:08Speaker 1: sort of primmer. It could be a quick video package
- 25:11Speaker 1: that they air on the show next week or on
- 25:13Speaker 1: a week maybe where he's not on the show, just
- 25:16Speaker 1: to bring people up to speed on who this guy
- 25:18Speaker 1: really is. Like, he literally just showed up on SmackDown.
- 25:22Speaker 1: And if you don't follow TNA, if you don't watch NXT,
- 25:25Speaker 1: if you just watch for on Smackdan and follow the
- 25:27Speaker 1: main roster, you would probably have seen him in the rumble.
- 25:30Speaker 1: You remember him from Mania, but you don't know too
- 25:32Speaker 1: much about this guy. It's kind of like he came
- 25:34Speaker 1: out of nowhere. So I would have some sort of
- 25:38Speaker 1: primer just to let people know who he is. He's
- 25:41Speaker 1: a former world champion, right, just to you know, give
- 25:46Speaker 1: a little background on who he is. But I think
- 25:49Speaker 1: on night one the crowd responded to him quite well.
- 25:53Speaker 1: I would say they were pretty much with him and
- 25:55Speaker 1: everything that he was doing. But just don't assume that
- 25:57Speaker 1: everybody knows who this guy is. So the mis interrupted,
- 26:02Speaker 1: this is not sing along with Joe, he said. Henry
- 26:06Speaker 1: thought that now that Miz was here they should all
- 26:08Speaker 1: sing together, and he started over again, which I am
- 26:11Speaker 1: not going to do. Mis said that he was chasing
- 26:13Speaker 1: a legacy while Henry was chasing choruses. And now with
- 26:19Speaker 1: John Cena retired, Mis claimed that he earned the right
- 26:21Speaker 1: to be the locker room leader to lead WWE into
- 26:25Speaker 1: the future, because when I think about who can lead
- 26:28Speaker 1: WWE into the future, you know, the first person I
- 26:31Speaker 1: think of, the Miz. That's the first name that I
- 26:35Speaker 1: think of. So Mis challenged Henry to a match. Nick
- 26:39Speaker 1: All this walked out, and he said that the match
- 26:42Speaker 1: would now be a miracle on thirty fourth Street Fight.
- 26:46Speaker 1: They were supposed to have a match anyway, but now
- 26:49Speaker 1: it was going to be their annual miracle on thirty
- 26:51Speaker 1: fourth Street Fight. So you know what is usually, you
- 26:56Speaker 1: know the case here with these matches, you get a
- 26:58Speaker 1: bunch of we didn't have any candy canes, did we? Well,
- 27:00Speaker 1: maybe we did, I don't remember. But Henry lifted Miz
- 27:04Speaker 1: for a long stalling suplex at one point and that
- 27:07Speaker 1: sent Miz rolling out to the floor. And as Henry
- 27:10Speaker 1: headed outside, he opened up one of the gift boxes
- 27:13Speaker 1: that was out there, and he pulled out a guitar.
- 27:18Speaker 1: So then Miz on the opposite side, he pulled out
- 27:21Speaker 1: a gift of his own, and it was a ukulele.
- 27:24Speaker 1: It was like a mini guitar. And then he pulled
- 27:27Speaker 1: out a pair of small ornaments. As I continue to
- 27:32Speaker 1: die here, Ah man, it's been a rough week. It
- 27:37Speaker 1: has been a rough week. Kind of glad it's over though,
- 27:41Speaker 1: so that I can get my voice as prepped as
- 27:44Speaker 1: I can possibly get it for the podcast on Sunday.
- 27:47Speaker 1: But this has not been a very pleasant week, all
- 27:52Speaker 1: the more reason why I appreciate you guys hanging out
- 27:54Speaker 1: with me. But that's okay, we'll get through it. But
- 27:57Speaker 1: Mis pulls out a ukulele, and then from another box
- 28:01Speaker 1: he pulls out a small pair of ornaments Holiday balls,
- 28:07Speaker 1: because he has tiny balls, you see, that's what we're told.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Henry Hip toss Miz into a Christmas tree and then
- 28:16Speaker 1: he pulled out a slim gym table from underneath the ring,
- 28:19Speaker 1: which he set up inside. Miss knuck up on Henri.
- 28:22Speaker 1: He tried for a roll up to no avail. Skull
- 28:24Speaker 1: crushing finale was countered by Henri, who attempted his standing
- 28:28Speaker 1: ovation finish, which is his choke slam. Mis managed to
- 28:32Speaker 1: escape and Mis lost his shit. At this point, he
- 28:36Speaker 1: just started going crazy. He's dropping elbows on a gift
- 28:39Speaker 1: that was thrown into the ring by the easter Bunny.
- 28:42Speaker 1: Sounds completely ridiculous. And then they took a break in
- 28:46Speaker 1: the action. So later on, Joe wanted a tree. No,
- 28:51Speaker 1: not that tree, having PTSGD just thinking about it. Not
- 28:55Speaker 1: that tree, but otis and Tozawa they slipped the tree
- 29:00Speaker 1: to the ring to him and he waxed Miz with
- 29:02Speaker 1: it a few times, and then he hits a fallaway slam.
- 29:05Speaker 1: Joe then throws the tree fall away slam style into
- 29:08Speaker 1: the Miz Mis avoids another standing ovation attempt, but he
- 29:11Speaker 1: gets sent out of the ring and Tozawa was offering
- 29:15Speaker 1: him some Christmas cookies. He had Christmas cookies on a
- 29:19Speaker 1: platter here. Miz did not want these cookies and he
- 29:23Speaker 1: booted this man in the face and the cookies went flying,
- 29:29Speaker 1: you know I mentioned on the Dynamite review. At the
- 29:32Speaker 1: end of the show, Jack Perry was handing out chocolate
- 29:36Speaker 1: chip cookies to fans in the front row that Lucasaurus
- 29:39Speaker 1: had brought out, and the first person he went over
- 29:42Speaker 1: to was a little girl in the crowd, and he said, here,
- 29:44Speaker 1: have a cookie, and she was like now, and I'm like,
- 29:47Speaker 1: how do you say no to a chocolate chip cookie? Like?
- 29:51Speaker 1: Who does that? Kind of awful parenting is that? So
- 29:56Speaker 1: she rejected the cookie and then here we have a
- 29:58Speaker 1: platter of cookies and they they just go flying and
- 30:01Speaker 1: they land on the floor. What a waste? What a
- 30:03Speaker 1: waste of cookies? And now I'm all hungry because I
- 30:06Speaker 1: haven't had any holiday cookies this year. So that that
- 30:10Speaker 1: was the end of Tozawa in the cookies. Here the
- 30:13Speaker 1: Easter bunny took a kendo stick shot. He took a
- 30:19Speaker 1: kendos He makes it like he stole it. He took
- 30:21Speaker 1: a kendo stick shot. Then Otis broke the kendo stick.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Joe showed up for some kendo stick action. He starts
- 30:29Speaker 1: hitting the miz. All four men end up getting into
- 30:32Speaker 1: the ring. It's a street fight, right, so this is legal.
- 30:35Speaker 1: So they all get into the ring and mis takes
- 30:38Speaker 1: another fallaway slam from Joe and then he takes the
- 30:40Speaker 1: caterpillar from Otis. Tozawa follows with the big sentan off
- 30:45Speaker 1: the top rope. He got some height on that, and
- 30:48Speaker 1: then the Easter Bunny revealed himself to be our truth,
- 30:52Speaker 1: because of course it was. Who else would it be.
- 30:57Speaker 1: He reveals himself, he wishes everybody a happy and then
- 31:01Speaker 1: he does the John Cena you can see me and
- 31:04Speaker 1: the five knuckle shuffle. Henry then shattered the guitar across
- 31:08Speaker 1: Miss's arm, the guitar he pulled out earlier in the match.
- 31:12Speaker 1: So yes, the guitar that he had pulled out from
- 31:14Speaker 1: the gift box earlier in the match. He didn't hit
- 31:17Speaker 1: him in the head with it because in WWE no headshots,
- 31:20Speaker 1: so you can't do that. But he hit him in
- 31:22Speaker 1: the arm with it, and then he delivered a standing
- 31:25Speaker 1: ovation through the slim gym table that was set up
- 31:28Speaker 1: in the ring, and he covered the Miz and he
- 31:31Speaker 1: got the win, his first win here on smackdand he
- 31:35Speaker 1: beat the Miz. What a hard fought battle this was.
- 31:39Speaker 1: He did the one thing that everybody does. He beat
- 31:41Speaker 1: the Miz. So what was this? This was? This was
- 31:44Speaker 1: the annual holiday street fight. So if you've seen one
- 31:48Speaker 1: of them, you've seen them all right. They all pretty
- 31:51Speaker 1: much followed the same pattern. They used this one as
- 31:54Speaker 1: a way to introduce Joe Hendry here to the main roster.
- 31:59Speaker 1: I thought it was fine, but again, just take the
- 32:01Speaker 1: time to just do a little bit better of a
- 32:04Speaker 1: job of explaining who Joe Hendry is. Put together a
- 32:08Speaker 1: fun video package, but just you know, show people like,
- 32:12Speaker 1: oh okay, this guy's he's done some stuff in his career.
- 32:16Speaker 1: Nice to have a fresh face here on this upcoming
- 32:19Speaker 1: three hour show. So backstage, Carmelo Hayes, he was talking
- 32:24Speaker 1: with Phraxium before Ilya Dragonov interrupted and he asked to
- 32:28Speaker 1: speak with Hayes alone, and Dragonov said that he enjoyed
- 32:31Speaker 1: teaming up with him against DIY last week, but it
- 32:35Speaker 1: eats him alive. It eats him alive that his title
- 32:39Speaker 1: match against Hayes went the way that it did a
- 32:41Speaker 1: few weeks ago. So Dragonov said that the open challenge
- 32:45Speaker 1: was hereby closed because tonight it's going to be him
- 32:49Speaker 1: against Hayes for the United States Championship, and Hayes shook
- 32:52Speaker 1: his hand and he said he won't miss elsewhere. Drew
- 32:57Speaker 1: McIntyre was shown arriving and immediately asked by Kathy Kelly
- 33:01Speaker 1: about the stipulation. What's the stipulation going to be that
- 33:04Speaker 1: you're going to pick for your match with Cody Rhoades.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Do you know what it is? And he said he does,
- 33:09Speaker 1: but he's tired from the flight in from Scotland. And
- 33:14Speaker 1: he promised that tonight we would get all of our answers.
- 33:16Speaker 1: But for now it's nap time. Always good to take
- 33:20Speaker 1: a nap here when you can here and there an
- 33:24Speaker 1: hour or two, wake up all refreshed. I need to
- 33:29Speaker 1: do more of That's my resolution for twenty twenty six.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Take more naps, like I'm a child. That's what children do.
- 33:37Speaker 1: They take naps. So Alistair Black and Zelena I guess
- 33:41Speaker 1: she's just Zelena now, I mean, they don't really call
- 33:43Speaker 1: her Zelena Vega anymore. We got a video promo. How
- 33:47Speaker 1: many fucking video promos, by the way, have we gotten
- 33:50Speaker 1: for Alistair Black and Zelena and for Damian Priest. I've
- 33:55Speaker 1: lost count. Almost every week we get a new video promo.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Zelena said they ripped Damian Priest down for six months
- 34:03Speaker 1: and made him unpredictable and violent. Black said that priest
- 34:06Speaker 1: answers to him and Zelena. Black said win or lose.
- 34:09Speaker 1: He and Zelena have already changed Priest and he said
- 34:13Speaker 1: it gets ended before standing up and walking away. So
- 34:18Speaker 1: we come back live backstage to Byron Saxton, who talked
- 34:22Speaker 1: about the fact that on the show next week we
- 34:24Speaker 1: are going to get a match between Damian Priest and
- 34:29Speaker 1: Alistair Black. We're getting another one, no stipulation, just one
- 34:33Speaker 1: on one because remember we basically started with last man's standing,
- 34:37Speaker 1: so we're sort of working our way backwards here, So
- 34:41Speaker 1: we're going to get a straight one on one match
- 34:42Speaker 1: between these two next week that I seriously doubt is
- 34:46Speaker 1: going to end the feud between them. It will only
- 34:48Speaker 1: prolong it that much longer. So after this, we had
- 34:57Speaker 1: him introducing the WWE Women's Champion, Jade Cargill, who walked
- 35:02Speaker 1: in and she talked about Michen being afraid running around
- 35:08Speaker 1: with a Kendo stick, and Jade said that she doesn't
- 35:12Speaker 1: need a weapon because she is the weapon. She told
- 35:16Speaker 1: Michen to bring her kendo stick because she's gonna need it.
- 35:22Speaker 1: So then we see bfab she was watching elsewhere. She
- 35:26Speaker 1: was watching on a monitor. Michin showed up and says
- 35:30Speaker 1: that we're not scared of Jade, says that they don't
- 35:33Speaker 1: respect her. She needs to get humbled, and next week
- 35:36Speaker 1: she's gonna be the one to humble Jade Cargill. You
- 35:38Speaker 1: know what I think as I watch this, what are
- 35:41Speaker 1: the chances I'll propose this to you, what are the
- 35:45Speaker 1: chances that next week BFAB ends up turning on Michen
- 35:51Speaker 1: and BFAB ends up becoming a lackey for Jade. Remember Jade,
- 35:55Speaker 1: like in aw she had that crew the Baddies, right,
- 35:58Speaker 1: I think Leyla Gray was a part of it, and
- 36:01Speaker 1: trying to think was Red Velvet in there? I forgot
- 36:03Speaker 1: who all the baddies were O Kiera Hogan Maybe I
- 36:06Speaker 1: don't remember, but maybe we get a kind of a
- 36:10Speaker 1: WWE version of the Baddies and BFAB links up with Jade.
- 36:14Speaker 1: I'm not so sure that wouldn't be, honestly the best
- 36:16Speaker 1: spot for BFAB to be in. Just the thought, because honestly,
- 36:23Speaker 1: I don't know where else this whole b Fab and
- 36:26Speaker 1: Mechin partnership goes. I mean, you know where do they
- 36:30Speaker 1: go from here? You know they're just gonna be destroyed
- 36:32Speaker 1: by Jade and then what nothing, absolutely nothing will come
- 36:37Speaker 1: from this, not for them. We had Lash Legend against
- 36:42Speaker 1: Charlotte Flair. Lash basically dominated the majority of this match,
- 36:48Speaker 1: used her strength to overpower Charlotte. At one point, she
- 36:52Speaker 1: was holding Charlotte in between the ropes, and she's done
- 36:54Speaker 1: this in NXT before, basically just holding her in between
- 36:58Speaker 1: the top rope and the middle rope and bouncing her
- 37:01Speaker 1: up and down between the ropes. Lash got a cravat
- 37:06Speaker 1: applied at one point, not a very good one. Charlotte
- 37:09Speaker 1: fought free. She started throwing elbows. Lash ran into a boot.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Charlotte went up top hit a crossbody. She was able
- 37:15Speaker 1: to after this avoid a power bomb with the sunset
- 37:18Speaker 1: flip for a two count. Lash tried for her Lash
- 37:22Speaker 1: extension move. Charlotte, though countered with a DDT. Charlotte went
- 37:27Speaker 1: up for a moon salt. She connected, only got two.
- 37:31Speaker 1: Charlotte then went for the knee. You know why, she's
- 37:34Speaker 1: softening the knee up for the figure eight. So she's
- 37:37Speaker 1: going after Lash's knee. Naya Jacks's outside and she sees
- 37:40Speaker 1: this and she's like, oh, I better leap into action here,
- 37:43Speaker 1: So she jumps up on the apron to run distraction,
- 37:47Speaker 1: the momentary distraction, and that allows Lash to kick Charlotte. Meanwhile,
- 37:52Speaker 1: Alexa Bliss, who was outside in Charlotte's corner, she runs
- 37:55Speaker 1: over and jumps on Nya's back outside in the ring,
- 38:00Speaker 1: Charlotte got a sunset flip out of the corner and
- 38:03Speaker 1: she got the flash pin to hand Lash Legend her
- 38:07Speaker 1: first defeat here on the main roster since she has
- 38:11Speaker 1: been called up. This was not always the prettiest match,
- 38:17Speaker 1: not a pretty match. Lash has some work to do
- 38:20Speaker 1: before she gets to where she needs to be. It's look,
- 38:24Speaker 1: she's gonna lose. It's not a bad first loss to take. Right,
- 38:28Speaker 1: You're gonna lose to Charlotte Flair. It's not the end
- 38:30Speaker 1: of the world. Of course. What would have been better
- 38:33Speaker 1: is if she won, she beat Alexibliss, right, she could
- 38:37Speaker 1: have beaten Charlotte as well, But I guess you can't
- 38:41Speaker 1: do that because clearly, and there was a backstage segment
- 38:45Speaker 1: that came after this that basically further you know, illustrated this,
- 38:49Speaker 1: but it's very clear to me. Like we know on
- 38:51Speaker 1: January fifth, the first raw of the new year, we
- 38:53Speaker 1: know Rio Ripley and Eosky are challenging the Kabuki Warriors
- 38:56Speaker 1: for the women's tag team titles. But we saw Lash
- 39:00Speaker 1: Legend and Naya Jacks get a clean win over the
- 39:02Speaker 1: Kabuki Warriors on this show a few weeks ago, non
- 39:05Speaker 1: title right, they beat the champions clean, so they also
- 39:11Speaker 1: want to have Charlotte and Alexis still in this mix,
- 39:14Speaker 1: right for the women's tag team titles. This feels like
- 39:18Speaker 1: it's headed towards a four way for the titles, Like
- 39:20Speaker 1: that match on January fifth is going to have two
- 39:22Speaker 1: teams added to it, right. It hasn't happened officially yet,
- 39:25Speaker 1: but that's kind of what it felt like coming out
- 39:27Speaker 1: of this. That's what it felt like to me. You
- 39:29Speaker 1: got to give Charlotte a win, so everybody, everybody gets
- 39:32Speaker 1: to claim a win here, and then eventually you build
- 39:35Speaker 1: to you know, a four way with all of these teams.
- 39:39Speaker 1: But there was a backstage segment that came after this
- 39:43Speaker 1: where Ria and EO because again they taped Ron Smacked
- 39:46Speaker 1: Down the same night, so everybody was there. So Ria
- 39:50Speaker 1: and EA they walk up to Charlotte and Alexa in
- 39:52Speaker 1: the back and they remind them that they have their
- 39:57Speaker 1: tag team title match coming up in just a few weeks.
- 40:01Speaker 1: They have next basically, right, So EO was saying that
- 40:04Speaker 1: after we win, we would give you guys first crack.
- 40:08Speaker 1: But then here comes Naya and Lash they walk in,
- 40:11Speaker 1: Oscar and Kyrie they walk in everyone's yelling and screaming.
- 40:15Speaker 1: Nick ald Has had to calm things down, and he
- 40:18Speaker 1: made an eight women tag team match for SmackDown next
- 40:22Speaker 1: week in Buffalo. In his words, ahead of your women's
- 40:27Speaker 1: tag team title match, I mean he was talking like
- 40:32Speaker 1: it's already a four way that's I mean, basically, that's
- 40:36Speaker 1: basically what it sounded like here. He was inferring, is
- 40:39Speaker 1: that okay, before all of you get your big tag
- 40:42Speaker 1: team title match, I'm gonna put you all in an
- 40:44Speaker 1: eight woman tag match next week here on the show.
- 40:48Speaker 1: Just add the two other teams and make it official already.
- 40:50Speaker 1: I think that's where this is headed regardless, is the
- 40:53Speaker 1: four way route. But also, you know, next week with
- 40:56Speaker 1: this eight women tag team match, it's basically war Games,
- 41:00Speaker 1: but without aj Lee and Becky Lynch and with one
- 41:02Speaker 1: ring instead of two. Otherwise it's everybody that was in
- 41:05Speaker 1: the War Games match this year just stuffed into one
- 41:09Speaker 1: match again. So in Nick Aldos's office he find Trick
- 41:16Speaker 1: Williams is waiting for him, the former NXT champion, Trick Williams,
- 41:21Speaker 1: and Trick was saying that he was expecting a huge
- 41:23Speaker 1: offer from Raw to sign with them, so he wanted
- 41:27Speaker 1: all this to hurry up on a deal of his own.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Cody Rhodes walks in and he had a brief stare
- 41:33Speaker 1: down with Trick and Trick leaves and Cody asks, has
- 41:38Speaker 1: McIntyre apologized yet to Dan Engler? Has he paid his
- 41:42Speaker 1: fine yet? And all this said that Rhodes needed to
- 41:46Speaker 1: control his emotions. So Trick Williams walks right back in.
- 41:50Speaker 1: He's not done yet. He walks in and he runs
- 41:53Speaker 1: down all of the championships that he's held, including the
- 41:55Speaker 1: TNA World title, or as he calls it, the Trick
- 41:59Speaker 1: and a title, a terrible name by the way, and
- 42:04Speaker 1: he told Cody you better hold onto that WWE championship
- 42:07Speaker 1: real tight, and Cody left. After this, we got another
- 42:12Speaker 1: one of these video pretapes with Solo Socoa sitting at
- 42:16Speaker 1: like the head of the table here with all of
- 42:18Speaker 1: his MFTs around him, and he's addressing the Wyat six
- 42:22Speaker 1: and he says that his group doesn't run from fear,
- 42:25Speaker 1: they crave it. So CoA said that the fireflies were
- 42:28Speaker 1: fading away, and he concluded by mockingly singing, He's got
- 42:33Speaker 1: the whole world in his hands. Short inoffensive, much better
- 42:38Speaker 1: than getting an in ring segment with them, I will
- 42:41Speaker 1: not argue it. Then we got to the good stuff.
- 42:46Speaker 1: Enough with the MFT stuff. Now we get to the
- 42:48Speaker 1: good so we get to the meat and potatoes here
- 42:50Speaker 1: of this show. We get to the United States Championship
- 42:54Speaker 1: and Ilia Dragonov defending his title against Carmelo Hayes, and
- 42:58Speaker 1: the match starts with very quickly both men they're nailing strikes.
- 43:04Speaker 1: Draggonov through Hayes overhead with a modified back suplex and
- 43:07Speaker 1: then hit him hard with a chop in the corner.
- 43:10Speaker 1: A big boot from Dragonov sent Hayes crashing to the
- 43:13Speaker 1: floor outside. Hayes was just trying to survive some of
- 43:17Speaker 1: these strikes that were being thrown at him. He blocked
- 43:20Speaker 1: a big boot from Dragonov and caught him with a
- 43:22Speaker 1: hard slap right across the face. Hayes ducked a strike.
- 43:26Speaker 1: He jumped from the second rope for a springboard clothesline.
- 43:29Speaker 1: Dragonov blocked and attempted Hurricanana. He caught Hayes with a
- 43:32Speaker 1: running knee of the face. Dragonov headed up top, but
- 43:36Speaker 1: he missed with the diving sent on as Hayes dodged
- 43:39Speaker 1: it at the very last second, so that allowed Carmelo
- 43:42Speaker 1: to hit his own version of La Mistka for a earfall.
- 43:46Speaker 1: Hayes attacked Dragonov's head repeatedly. He was kicking at it,
- 43:51Speaker 1: then he chopped away at his chest. And I'll say
- 43:55Speaker 1: this about Carmelo though, by the time this match was over,
- 43:57Speaker 1: you could see he was wearing the welt of the
- 44:01Speaker 1: chops from Dragonov. You could see it all over his chest.
- 44:05Speaker 1: So Dragonov teed up Hayes for the h bomb, he
- 44:08Speaker 1: got met by a kick instead. Hayes leapt again from
- 44:11Speaker 1: the second rope and he hit the look from behind
- 44:14Speaker 1: DDT that he does to stun the champion, only got
- 44:17Speaker 1: a near fall out of it. So Hayes headed up
- 44:20Speaker 1: top and it looked like he was going to go
- 44:22Speaker 1: for nothing but net Dragonov caught him though the Constantine
- 44:26Speaker 1: Special connects, as does the follow up sent on. Hayes
- 44:30Speaker 1: though kicks out at too. So after this, Dragonov is
- 44:36Speaker 1: setting up for a superplex and Hayes transitions. Coming out
- 44:42Speaker 1: of this attempted superplex, he transitions into this incredible looking
- 44:48Speaker 1: cutter on the way down. Got a good near fall
- 44:52Speaker 1: out of it too. Both men ended up on the
- 44:54Speaker 1: apron trading strikes. Dragonov hoisted up Hayes, he dumped him
- 44:58Speaker 1: on the apron with a death valley driver. Hayes rolled inside.
- 45:01Speaker 1: Dragonov went up top and he jumped, but he jumped
- 45:05Speaker 1: right into a first forty eight, which is the codebreaker
- 45:09Speaker 1: that Carmelo Hayes does. And Dragonov took this amazing bump
- 45:15Speaker 1: for this move where he bounced like this incredible cell
- 45:17Speaker 1: job here for the first forty eight. And then Hayes
- 45:20Speaker 1: very quickly scampered out to the apron and the fans
- 45:23Speaker 1: are up on their feet. Man, the fans are fucking
- 45:25Speaker 1: into this now. And he quickly just hurries to the
- 45:29Speaker 1: top rope and he dives off and he just hits
- 45:32Speaker 1: nothing but net and he folds up Dragonov for the
- 45:35Speaker 1: three count to win the title. After the match dragging off,
- 45:40Speaker 1: he snatched the title away from the referee. He strapped
- 45:43Speaker 1: it around Mellow's waist himself, raised Hayes's arm, he pointed
- 45:48Speaker 1: at him, and he exited the ring. He put him
- 45:50Speaker 1: over in defeat. You beat me, the better man won.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Let me strap this championship around you. So then Hayes
- 45:57Speaker 1: went to the ropes to celebrate and they shoot off
- 45:59Speaker 1: Pyro and he made a whole big deal about it,
- 46:01Speaker 1: and again the crowd reaction and the pot for the
- 46:03Speaker 1: wind was huge and it was just this great moment.
- 46:06Speaker 1: Now backstage after this, Kathy Kelly interviewed Hayes and congratulated
- 46:12Speaker 1: the new champion, who said that he was delayed but
- 46:15Speaker 1: not denied. He thanked Elia Dragonov for reminding him of
- 46:19Speaker 1: who he is, and he didn't get to say much
- 46:22Speaker 1: else before he was ambushed from behind by Johnny Gargano,
- 46:27Speaker 1: left him laying. Candice Leray had to come over and
- 46:29Speaker 1: pull her husband back, and he was yelling, you know,
- 46:32Speaker 1: about taking everything away from Hayes. So we know who
- 46:36Speaker 1: his first defense obviously, is going to be against. This
- 46:39Speaker 1: was a fantastic match with a title change that has
- 46:43Speaker 1: been a long time coming, and you had a crowd
- 46:45Speaker 1: here that was fully invested. They were invested in both
- 46:49Speaker 1: these men. They've been invested with Dragonov almost from the
- 46:52Speaker 1: first night that he came back. You know, Mellow, it's
- 46:55Speaker 1: been a journey. Like I was talking about earlier, this
- 46:58Speaker 1: was not some sort of overnight excess here, but it's
- 47:01Speaker 1: been nice to see the crowds really coming around to
- 47:04Speaker 1: him as a babyface, as you would hope they would,
- 47:07Speaker 1: and everything was just building to this moment here. Then again,
- 47:10Speaker 1: I'm sad to see it end for dragon of It's
- 47:13Speaker 1: kind of a bittersweet thing. In a way, it's mostly
- 47:15Speaker 1: a happy thing, but it's a little bit bittersweet for
- 47:18Speaker 1: me because I just thought, you know, Dragonov is so
- 47:20Speaker 1: fucking good. He's one of the best in the world.
- 47:24Speaker 1: And some people think he's a little too over the top,
- 47:26Speaker 1: but just the way he sells everything, it just you know,
- 47:30Speaker 1: he may be the only guy in wrestling right now
- 47:32Speaker 1: that I could certainly in this company, who in a
- 47:37Speaker 1: lot of ways is the closest thing to Brett Hart.
- 47:40Speaker 1: Because when I think of Brett, I think of the
- 47:41Speaker 1: way he used to sell, like he could take a
- 47:43Speaker 1: beating in a match and you would really feel like, man,
- 47:45Speaker 1: this guy's getting his ass kicked, you know, the way
- 47:47Speaker 1: he would take a turn buckle on the way he
- 47:49Speaker 1: would sell some of the back breakers and all kinds
- 47:51Speaker 1: of stuff. He had a very distinct way of selling
- 47:55Speaker 1: in his matches. Dragonov is the closest thing to that. He.
- 47:59Speaker 1: I mean, he he forget the fact that when the
- 48:02Speaker 1: match is over, you know, you could see the welts
- 48:04Speaker 1: and everything on his body, forget that, Like just the
- 48:07Speaker 1: way he moans and the noises he makes, and the
- 48:10Speaker 1: look on his face and the way he pulls himself
- 48:13Speaker 1: back up to his feet, and it looks like he's
- 48:14Speaker 1: in agony all the time. Very unique. You don't see
- 48:18Speaker 1: anybody else on the roster, you know, doing that. He's
- 48:20Speaker 1: very intense. So it's been great having him back, and
- 48:26Speaker 1: I just hope they have something, you know, halfway decent
- 48:29Speaker 1: for him if he's not going to be in the
- 48:31Speaker 1: US title picture, because he ain't gonna be in the
- 48:33Speaker 1: WWE title picture right now either. Although I'll tell you what.
- 48:37Speaker 1: I'll tell you what if Drew McIntyre was to win
- 48:41Speaker 1: the championship from Cody Rhodes and he had any defenses
- 48:45Speaker 1: against anybody else before dropping the belt back to Cody,
- 48:49Speaker 1: I would love to see a Drew MacIntyre TV defense
- 48:52Speaker 1: against Ilia Dragonov at least give him like one before
- 48:56Speaker 1: he drops the belt back to Cody. That would be
- 48:59Speaker 1: something that would be something special, especially if they got time.
- 49:03Speaker 1: I mean, on a three hour show, there's no reason
- 49:05Speaker 1: you can't give them at least twenty minutes. So who knows,
- 49:09Speaker 1: maybe we'll get something out of that. But you know,
- 49:12Speaker 1: it's nice to see Mellow building real momentum here and
- 49:17Speaker 1: now having a title, you know, going into the new year,
- 49:21Speaker 1: because he just needed the creative to back him up.
- 49:24Speaker 1: He's getting the reactions. The talent has always been there,
- 49:27Speaker 1: he just needed the creative to back him up. And
- 49:30Speaker 1: this is a good first step. Him winning the championship
- 49:33Speaker 1: is not the only step. It's a good first step.
- 49:35Speaker 1: But now, of course the hard part begins. Now you
- 49:38Speaker 1: got the belt, so now you got to come up
- 49:41Speaker 1: with people for him to work with, and you've got
- 49:42Speaker 1: to keep that United States Championship, you know, rocking and rolling.
- 49:46Speaker 1: As far as the US title scene itself, it's been
- 49:50Speaker 1: the highlight of the show each week now for months,
- 49:52Speaker 1: ever since Samy's A won that bell from Solo Socoa.
- 49:56Speaker 1: And I would hate to think that now that the
- 49:58Speaker 1: title is off of of DRAGONOV or they're not going
- 50:02Speaker 1: to maybe do open challenges anymore, that it would be
- 50:05Speaker 1: somehow diminished. Right, I'm not even saying it has to
- 50:08Speaker 1: be defended on the show every week, but they have
- 50:10Speaker 1: had a spotlight on this title in a way that
- 50:12Speaker 1: there was no spotlight on that title for a very
- 50:15Speaker 1: long time. I want that to continue. I don't think
- 50:17Speaker 1: that the open Challenges are sustainable, and maybe they want
- 50:22Speaker 1: to continue it, and then when a heel wins it,
- 50:25Speaker 1: the heel is like, yeah, fuck this, I'm not doing
- 50:27Speaker 1: Open Challenges. So it's possible they will continue the Open
- 50:30Speaker 1: Challenges until Mellow drops the belt to Oh, I don't know,
- 50:34Speaker 1: maybe someone like Trick right or whoever. It could be
- 50:38Speaker 1: any heel really and then at that point it would
- 50:41Speaker 1: make sense for the heel whoever it is, to be like, yeah,
- 50:43Speaker 1: we're not doing Open Challenges anymore. Open season is over,
- 50:48Speaker 1: so who knows, Maybe the Open Challenges will continue for
- 50:51Speaker 1: a little while longer. But this was great. I thoroughly
- 50:55Speaker 1: enjoyed this, and Trick Williams if he was to come
- 50:59Speaker 1: to smack down on Fry, you've got a ready made
- 51:02Speaker 1: feud at some point in the first half of the
- 51:04Speaker 1: new year, ready to go right with him and Carmelo Hayes.
- 51:10Speaker 1: He may well be the one to take that title
- 51:11Speaker 1: away from Mellow and make Mellow chase to get it back.
- 51:15Speaker 1: I think we're gonna be getting more from Mellow and Trick,
- 51:19Speaker 1: is what I think. On Friday Nights Now, we had
- 51:24Speaker 1: Chelsea Green talking about the opposite of good creative. We
- 51:27Speaker 1: had Chelsea Green and Alba Fire taking on Julia and
- 51:32Speaker 1: Keana James. All I'll say here is late in the match,
- 51:39Speaker 1: Julia hit Chelsea with a missile drop kick and then
- 51:41Speaker 1: cleared Alba from the ring, and then she put Chelsea
- 51:44Speaker 1: down with her Northern Lights bomb. She was holding her up,
- 51:48Speaker 1: she said, Ariba there g and she dropped her on
- 51:51Speaker 1: the back of her neck and she pinned her clean.
- 51:54Speaker 1: She pinned the United States champion clean here in this
- 51:56Speaker 1: tag match, and nobody cared. Nobody gave a shit. This
- 52:02Speaker 1: heel versus heel stuff. It doesn't work. It just this
- 52:06Speaker 1: is not working. Okay, Now, the best thing I can
- 52:09Speaker 1: say about this is at least Julia won. At least
- 52:13Speaker 1: she got the win. She looked pissed off in this match,
- 52:15Speaker 1: and they tried to get that over on commentary that
- 52:17Speaker 1: she was angry about everything that's happened recently and she
- 52:20Speaker 1: wants her belt back and this is the side of
- 52:23Speaker 1: Julia that we haven't seen before and so and then
- 52:25Speaker 1: she won the match, so that's good. But again, the
- 52:29Speaker 1: fans are more invested in Chelsea the heel than they
- 52:33Speaker 1: are in Julia who also, by the way, is a
- 52:36Speaker 1: heel and it's not a babyface. But it's just it's
- 52:39Speaker 1: so everything about this is just so it's so backwards
- 52:42Speaker 1: and just so weird. Again, the crowd just simply didn't care.
- 52:46Speaker 1: They don't care about anything that she does. And it
- 52:50Speaker 1: pisses me off, and you know, it makes me sad
- 52:53Speaker 1: for her, because it can't be a good feeling, you know,
- 52:56Speaker 1: to be out there. You're hitting these moves and you're
- 52:58Speaker 1: picking up the wind and it's crickets and nobody gives
- 53:01Speaker 1: a shit. No one's reacting. They're reacting to everybody else
- 53:04Speaker 1: on the show. They're reacting to Cody Rhoads and Drew
- 53:06Speaker 1: McIntyre and Carmelo Hayes and Ilia dragon Of and you
- 53:11Speaker 1: know other people, Charlotte and Alexa and so on and
- 53:14Speaker 1: so forth. But when she's out there, it's like there's
- 53:18Speaker 1: nobody in the building and they've done real damage. They
- 53:23Speaker 1: have done very real This is not the same woman
- 53:25Speaker 1: that we saw in NXT earlier this year. This is
- 53:29Speaker 1: not the same woman that we saw at the theater
- 53:32Speaker 1: at Madison Square Garden Wrestling Stephanie Vaquierre. I don't know
- 53:35Speaker 1: who this person is but she has to find herself,
- 53:41Speaker 1: and I have said that a move to Raw I
- 53:44Speaker 1: think is a necessary one. They could prove me wrong
- 53:49Speaker 1: and find a way to rehab her here on this show,
- 53:51Speaker 1: but I think a move to Raw for her would
- 53:53Speaker 1: be best. I think that's the only way you're going
- 53:55Speaker 1: to be able to reverse this. What's gonna get Julie
- 54:00Speaker 1: over It's look, it's not a big secret, This is
- 54:02Speaker 1: not that difficult. What's going to get Julia over is
- 54:06Speaker 1: her wrestling. What's going to get her over or it's
- 54:09Speaker 1: not gonna be her promos. What's gonna get her over
- 54:12Speaker 1: is allowing Julia to go out there and be Julia.
- 54:17Speaker 1: And even when she was the United States Champion, it's
- 54:20Speaker 1: not like she was getting a lot of ring time.
- 54:22Speaker 1: The one thing that they need to let her go
- 54:24Speaker 1: out there and do they have not been allowing her
- 54:27Speaker 1: to go out there and do. Let her go out
- 54:30Speaker 1: there and wrestle the way that she does. And maybe
- 54:35Speaker 1: she needs a new crop of opponents to work with
- 54:37Speaker 1: because Chelsea Green and Alba Fire before it was Piper
- 54:41Speaker 1: Nivin or Mechen or whoever the fuck they have her
- 54:44Speaker 1: in the ring with week after week after week, that
- 54:47Speaker 1: ain't gonna cut it. You have to get her in
- 54:50Speaker 1: the ring with new people. You have to get her
- 54:51Speaker 1: in there with people that are on her level. Maybe
- 54:56Speaker 1: she needs to be working with people on raw like
- 54:58Speaker 1: EO Sky and Osca and Kyrie Sane and Rhea Ripley
- 55:02Speaker 1: and people like that. That's what I would like to
- 55:06Speaker 1: see in the new year and end this pairing with
- 55:11Speaker 1: Keana James, which has just been death for both of them.
- 55:17Speaker 1: It's not working. It hasn't been working for a while.
- 55:20Speaker 1: It's not going to work. So the quicker they end that,
- 55:23Speaker 1: the better off they'll be, because then she's not attached
- 55:26Speaker 1: to anybody and then you can take her and do
- 55:28Speaker 1: with her whatever you want, put her wherever you feel
- 55:31Speaker 1: she fits. But this pairing, this ain't it. Backstage, we
- 55:39Speaker 1: had Kit Wilson. He was talking with Nick Alldi in
- 55:44Speaker 1: his office while referee Dan Engler stood by, and Wilson
- 55:50Speaker 1: spoke about getting rid of toxic masculinity on SmackDown. That's
- 55:54Speaker 1: his new year's resolution whatever, and he has for an
- 55:58Speaker 1: opportunity and all this said, you know what, Kip, there
- 56:02Speaker 1: will be an opportunity for something new on next week's SmackDown.
- 56:08Speaker 1: And at that point Kit Wilson left the room. So
- 56:11Speaker 1: that sounds very bad for Kit Wilson. So what do
- 56:15Speaker 1: we suppose this is in reference to? Is it in
- 56:18Speaker 1: reference to Trick Williams, Is he officially coming aboard next week?
- 56:23Speaker 1: Or is it in reference to Oba Femi Because we
- 56:25Speaker 1: did get a video package for Obafemi and there were
- 56:27Speaker 1: no dates or logos attached to it or any indication
- 56:32Speaker 1: that he's imminently being called up or on a particular brand.
- 56:36Speaker 1: But clearly they're getting people ready for the idea that
- 56:41Speaker 1: this man is going to be on his way up
- 56:43Speaker 1: very soon as he should be, as he should be.
- 56:46Speaker 1: I don't even think it has to be right away.
- 56:48Speaker 1: I think you can wait and formally debut him in
- 56:52Speaker 1: the Royal Rumble, and then coming out of the Rumble
- 56:54Speaker 1: heading into Mania season, you can assign him to, you know,
- 56:57Speaker 1: whichever brand wants to recruit him be the hottest free
- 57:00Speaker 1: agent you know, in all of wrestling. But you know,
- 57:04Speaker 1: maybe it's Oba. I don't know. It sounds like Kit
- 57:07Speaker 1: Wilson's getting squashed by somebody next week. The only question
- 57:10Speaker 1: is who? And is it going to be another new
- 57:12Speaker 1: call up from NXT unless there's somebody that's been out
- 57:15Speaker 1: hurt on SmackDown that I'm not thinking of and not
- 57:19Speaker 1: remembering who's on their way back. I don't know who
- 57:21Speaker 1: that would be. I just assumed that this was sort
- 57:24Speaker 1: of a tease for someone new that's going to be
- 57:27Speaker 1: debuting next week. Cody Road showed up, though, and he
- 57:32Speaker 1: asked Angler if Drew McIntyre had apologized to him, And
- 57:35Speaker 1: then he asked all this if McIntyre had paid his
- 57:37Speaker 1: fine yet, and they said no, and Cody bitched about
- 57:41Speaker 1: what's taking so long? When all of a sudden, we
- 57:43Speaker 1: hear McIntyre's music out in the arena and they could
- 57:46Speaker 1: see on the television screen that he is making his
- 57:49Speaker 1: entrance and he is on his way out to the ring.
- 57:51Speaker 1: So all this told Cody keep your emotions in check,
- 57:55Speaker 1: and said that he would handle this. And so all
- 57:57Speaker 1: this and Angler they left, while Cody stayed back to
- 58:01Speaker 1: watch the TV as Drew made his way to the ring. Ah, yes,
- 58:09Speaker 1: Randy Orton, very good. He's been gone for so long.
- 58:12Speaker 1: I completely forgot about Randy Orton. Okay, well, that would
- 58:16Speaker 1: be one way to reintroduce him first SmackDown of the
- 58:20Speaker 1: new year. Randy Orton shows up squashes Kit Wilson. That's fine.
- 58:24Speaker 1: I can dig that. I think you're onto something here.
- 58:31Speaker 1: It's got to be either Randy Orton or somebody new.
- 58:34Speaker 1: It can't be there's nobody else, either an NXT person
- 58:37Speaker 1: or it's Randy Orton. Take your pick. I'm going Randy
- 58:41Speaker 1: Orton or Obafemi one or the other. I know Oba'
- 58:45Speaker 1: is still the NXT champion, but you know what, in
- 58:48Speaker 1: the past, that hasn't stopped them from debuting new people
- 58:50Speaker 1: on the main roster. When Kevin Owen's debuted on the
- 58:52Speaker 1: main roster in twenty fifteen, he was the NXT champion
- 58:56Speaker 1: and he beat John Cena. So there is a precedent
- 58:59Speaker 1: for this. Of course, you could always be on the
- 59:02Speaker 1: flip side, the carrying cross, debuting on raw and losing
- 59:07Speaker 1: as the NXT champion, losing in less than ninety seconds
- 59:11Speaker 1: to Jeff Hardy. I tend to think that that will
- 59:13Speaker 1: not be the fate that befalls Obafemi. I don't think
- 59:17Speaker 1: that they're going to do that to Obafemi. So to
- 59:21Speaker 1: close the show, they had Nick all This in the
- 59:24Speaker 1: ring with Drew MacIntyre and referee Dan Engler. All This
- 59:30Speaker 1: gave the flori to Drew, who offered a very half
- 59:33Speaker 1: hearted apology to Engler for Claymore kicking him in the
- 59:37Speaker 1: face a few weeks ago. Said, it's been keeping him
- 59:40Speaker 1: up for weeks. Please accept my humblest apology. So that
- 59:45Speaker 1: was nice, but then he wasn't done yet. Drew also
- 59:49Speaker 1: apologized that it was obviously Dan's dream to be a wrestler,
- 59:52Speaker 1: but he wasn't good enough, so he had to become
- 59:54Speaker 1: a referee. He apologized that Dan's lovely wife Melissa had
- 59:58Speaker 1: to watch him Claymore kick him in the face since
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: she had to think to herself, I wish I had
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: a husband like Drew that stood up for his convictions
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: no matter the consequences. He gets why he did it.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: He had to screw Drew to protect Cody. But he
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: apologizes for Dan's children that they have such a coward,
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: corporate stewed for a father. You want to be a man,
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: You want to hit me and get revenge on me,
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: Now go ahead, Dan. He was taunting the referee to
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: punch him, and before Dan could start throwing hands. You
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: don't want to start throwing hands with Dan Engler. He's
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: got a rat Okay, you don't want to fuck with
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: this guy. His hands are lethal weapons. So before he
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: could start throwing hands, Cody saved Drew's life. They hit
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: his music and he interrupted. He came out to the ring.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: McIntyre dared Cody to hit him, said that he can
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: see Cody wants to hit him so badly. These fans, right,
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: they want to see some physicality. Cody took his jack off.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: Drew told him, do it, or maybe you want to cry.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: Shed those tears like a teenage girl trying to get
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: daddy's credit card. Right. Cody wouldn't take the bait, so
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: Drew said he knows why Cody is upset. It's because
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: he attacked him on his tour bus where his family sleeps.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: They weren't there, but Drew wishes they were. He wishes
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: Cody's children could see a real man put the boots
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: to their dad. He wishes that his wife, Brandy could
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: see what a real daddy looks like. Ooh. All just
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: had to hold Cody back at this point, so McIntyre said,
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: you want to know the stipulation for our match? He said,
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: We're not doing our match in America. You've screwed me.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Three times. Here we're taking this to Berlin, Germany, Drew
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: McIntyre Cody Rhodes WWE Championship, three Stages of Hell, and
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: Cody immediately agreed. Three Stages of Hell, absolutely, he said.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: But there's one more thing, he told Cody. When I
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: torture you in Berlin, when I send you straight to Hell,
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: say hi to your dad for me. Oh boy. All
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: this did not even have to wait for Cody to
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: make a move. He knew right away and he immediately
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: grabbed Cody to back him over into the corner. Cody
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: elbowed him away, but when he turned back around, McIntyre
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: blasted him in the face with a Claymore kick. I
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: guess the physicality was only one way, and the show
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: ended with McIntyre standing over Cody holding the WWE Championship
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: high above his head as Michael Cole plugged the match
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: for Berlin in two weeks. That is going to be
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: the January ninth episode of SmackDown. Three Stages of Hell
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: is what we are getting now again. As I showed
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: you guys earlier, there have been five three Stages of
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: Hell matches in the history of this company, including NXT
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: right the last one was in NXT. It was six
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: years ago Adam Cole and Johnny Gargana that was Takeover Toronto.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: This is not a stipulation that they have abused. It's
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: been a very long time since we've had one of these.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: There have been some good ones, there have been some
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: not so good ones. It's not my favorite stipulation, but
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: I like the fact that they went with something that
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: hasn't been overdone. And regardless of the stipulation, McIntyre needs
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: to win. I believe he needs to win. I'm not
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: saying he will win. I know better at this point
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: because I thought he was gonna win previously and he didn't.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: But I do feel that he needs to win this
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: match just to make things interesting, you know what I mean. Like,
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: if they're gonna drag this out even longer, they're gonna
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: drag this out to the Royal Rumble, You've just you've
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: got to shake things up a little bit. And I
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: just don't see how you do that by just having
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: co What do you retain unless somebody gets involved here,
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: And who the hell would get involved in this match?
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Is Randy Orton going to get involved? If Randy Orton
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: is back on the show next week and he kills
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: Kit Wilson, then we know Orton is back. Then sure,
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: there's a possibility that Randy gets involved, because Randy has
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: had issues before with Drew McIntyre. But for him to
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: just show up now and get involved, it would almost
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: feel forced, like there has to be something that would
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: happen on the show next week, or some comment maybe
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: that Drew would make towards Randy if let's say he
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: was back, that would instigate him. What was that thing
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: that Orton They said on the show many years ago
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: that Orton had the condition that he had ied, like
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: impulsive explosive syndrome or some I forgot what it was called.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't take a lot to set this
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: guy off, So I suppose that's possible. But for the
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: love of God, like make things interesting. It's okay if
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: you do a title change. What a way to shake up,
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: by the way that the SmackDown in twenty twenty six, right,
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: this new three hour era of the show, and you
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: do a big title change in Berlin, Germany, And now
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: you got Drew with a big grin on his face.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: He finally did it. He's got the championship, he's been
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: chasing now for all these years, and Cody has to
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: get it back, and maybe then you kind of weave,
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: you know, Randy into all this and we can possibly
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: finally end up getting Cody and Randy, maybe a WrestleMania.
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's my hope. It's not just
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: a match Cody wins and we move on, because that's
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: fucking boring. It's lazy, it's safe, and it's boring, and
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: that's not what this show needs. This show does not
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: need lazy, This show does not need safe, and this
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: show does not need boring. It needs the exact opposite
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: of all three of those things. So should be a
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: good match. These two don't usually have a bad match.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: We'll see what the stipulations are that they pick. Is
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: it going to be a cage? Is one going to
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: be a ladder? Is one going to be false count? Anywhere?
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: Is it gonna be I quit, like, we don't know,
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: it could be anything, but I think McIntyre must win.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: That's what I think. What did you think of the
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: final SmackDown? Here of twenty twenty five, sixty six percent
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: thumbs up thirty four percent thumbs down for tonight's show
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Love's Katz says, I would like Drew to stop whining. Well,
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: if you want him to stop whining, then you should
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: be in favor of him winning, because as long as
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: he doesn't win that championship, that's all he's gonna be
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: doing is whining. He'll talk about how he was screwed.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: Maybe the comparison I made before is wrong when I
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: compared Ilia dragon Enough to Brett Hart. Maybe the better
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: comparison is MacIntyre to Brett Hart. For all the times
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: he comes out on television talks about how many times
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: he's been screwed, I haven't seen anything like it since Brett.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Can we stop screwing Drew McIntyre? Please? Can we? Can
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: we give him this one win? Cody ain't losing two
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: out of three? Well, I mean, look three three stages
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: of hell, right, Cody wins one, Drew wins the other,
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: and then Drew wins the deciding fall. To do it clean, though,
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: I will admit feels very unlikely, it would have to
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: be some kind of chicanery involved. We'll see again. That's
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: in two weeks, not next week. It'll be the week
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: after that. Brett had more championships than Drew that's true.
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: More world championships. I don't know how many intercontinental titles
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: Drew had. I know he had at least one. I
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: think he's had us as well, right, I don't know
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: how many mid card reigns he's had, maybe more than Brett,
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: I don't know, but Brett has him beat on the
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: world titles for sure. Jacob Faughtu gonna call. Oh there's
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: another one. We were talking before, but who could show
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: up to kill Kit Wilson? Nobody mentioned Jacob. Jacob should
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: be back any day. Now, there you go. Jacob Fatu
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: returns next week and he kills Kit Wilson. That works also,
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: that'll be good. It'll be good to get Jacob back too.
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: I would love a show where we have you know,
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: Oba Femi and you know, got Carmelo Hayes is the
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: United States champion. We get Jacob Fatu back, and we
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: get Randy Orton in that mix with Cody where Cody
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: and Drew and you know, really and again Julia, just
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: get her off the show altogether and call a couple
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: of other women up. And you know, when we look
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: at SmackDown two or three months from now, four months
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: from now, I want to be able to look at
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: this show and feel like, Okay, this show actually feels
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: like a different show. This does not feel like the
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: same show that I was watching at the end of
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. That's what I want, That's what I
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: want out of the show. You know, Jacob was attacked
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: by somebody. I was just kind of teasing when I
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: said that maybe maybe Cody is the one who was
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: behind the Jacob attack. Wouldn't that be some kind of reveal?
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: Holiday one ninety seven a solo. Thankfully, tonight's show is
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: pre taped, so I could fast forward through the stuff
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: I could care less to see. Only the incoming three
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: hour SmackDown was pre taped. You know. I did notice
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: that because I was watching SmackDown with my VPN and
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's like raw Monday, where the
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: whole show is already up. So I was like, uh,
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: should I go live earlier? I said, now, we'll keep
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: our usual time, although I did go live probably about
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: ten minutes earlier than usual. And he said, if Drew
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: doesn't win the title, I would like to see Drew
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: feud with Joe Hendry until WrestleMania. The mic work between
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: the two will be great, and it will give Joe
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: the rub that he needs. Man to go from wrestling
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: for the WWE Championship to wrestling Joe Hendry, who just debuted,
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: would be kind of a steep drop off for Drew.
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: No offense to Joe, be great for Joe Hendry. Though
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: we got GMB's with US four ninety nine. Triple H
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: refuses to let Priest lose a feud. It's crazy. His
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: stock is ice cold. If Priest was in catering for
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: three months, would you really notice? No, No, I would not.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: Italian Stallion Salabanster. You legend in your opinion, which match
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: is better Edge against Foley WrestleMania or Orton against Foley
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: a Backlash in four? Both incredible matches of the two,
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: I mean the one that I like would be my
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: favorite of the two would be the Backlash match, So
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: my vote would go to Orton and Folly. And it
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: was also a match that really it really didn't make
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: Orton him anyways. It elevated him in a way that
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: you know, Edge and Foley, I mean, Edge kind of
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: was already there in a way that Orton wasn't No.
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: Four So it was it was a great match, but
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: It also was a key match I think in the
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: evolution I mean, no pun intended the evolution of Randy Orton,
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: the sheltered Kid Yo solo. I've been trying to remind you,
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: before you became a podcaster, my dad, Dominic, bought you
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: a Nintendo ring any bells. I can't say that. It
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: does been a very long time since I played Nintendo.
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: I didn't even have an N sixty four had a Nintendo.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: I had a Super Nintendo. That's where my Nintendo days ended.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: Pretty much gold Standard Sports Illustrated marked out on aw
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: good right fully, so a lot of great matches this year.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: I know you like New Japan, but regular fans not
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: regular fans. How do you define regular fans? What does
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: that mean? I don't know what that means. I'm not
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: sure the point that you're trying to make. I mean,
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: there's a lot of fans that don't know about it.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: If they're casual wrestling fans. I mean, I don't really
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: give a shit about casual wrestling fans and what they like.
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: I mean, that's their business. What do I give a shit?
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: New Japan was mostly cold this year, but they still
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: had some kick ass matches. Dried ribs and Chickens says well,
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: Triple h is slowly tasting Seawn Michael's cooking. Pushing Carmelo
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: Hayes is the right call for twenty twenty six. WWE
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: needs to go back to the basics of how to
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: build moments. Forcing a moment in WWE is like trying
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: to pass gas. They're all about moments, dude. You could
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: tell great stories and the moments will come naturally. And
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: then sometimes, like the scene of heel Term by their
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: own admission, we got to create a moment. There's no
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: story here. We need that moment and you see where
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: the end result of that moment is. Well, now, with
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: a forty dollars drop, I already read your super chat.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: It was so good I wouldn't wait, so I already
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: read it earlier. But well, now I appreciate that forty
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: dollars little mini bomb there. Really thank you, brother Eric Kamenna.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: Is I solo a longtime? Watch your first time chatter?
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: Why is it that whenever people theorize WCW against WWF,
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: they always want stone Cold against Goldberg. Wouldn't Austin against
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: Hogan or Sting make more sense? Well, a lot of them. Also,
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: I think they just draw the similarities between them. They're
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: both bald with goates, black boots and black trunks, and
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: Goldberg at his peak he was white hot in the
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: way that Austin was white hot for WWF, So I
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: get it. I actually think because of that there's too
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: many similarities between them, that Austin and Hogan would be
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: more attractive because they are two different personalities, and because
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: one was the face of one era of that company
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: and then Austin was the current face at that time
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: of the company, and Hogan was just this hated you know,
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: heel is Hollywood Hogan. It would have been a huge
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: match to do. But yeah, I mean, Goldberg at his
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: peak was as white hot as anybody who has ever
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: been in the history of WCW. That's why I think
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: Goldberg even threw out a challenge to Austin on the
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: Tonight show at Jay Leno, And of course, what was
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: ww going to do? What was Austin gonna do? Right?
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: It was never gonna happen. It was a stupid thing
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: to do. Retro Mintman twenty dollars drop. Very sad that
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: Ilia Dragonov lost Tonight, as I am a massive fan
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: of his. But at the same time, it's been so
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: long since I could turn my brain off and have
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: wrestling make me feel something. Hope, it's nothing but up
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: for Carmelo and Ilia, I agree. I second that they
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: should both become staples of this SmackDown brand. Ilia can
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: work anybody, anybody and elevate them to the best match
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: of their career. That's the kind of performer that he is.
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: That's how special he is. He has a credibility in
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: that ring. He has an authenticity that not a lot
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: of other people have dev to dust. Remember when New
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: Yorkers used to sound like Harvey Kaitel and fran Dresher
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: good times. Well, thankfully this New Yorker does not. We
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: can all be thankful for that. Toya ain't nice as
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: mellow is champion, Yay yay. Indeed, Boris with the twenty bucks,
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: Happy New Year, best wishes for twenty twenty six. Here's
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: hoping for you reaching new heights in milestones in the
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: year ahead and beyond. Well, Boris, that's very kind of you.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: I wish you all the best in the new year
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: as well. We are, by the way, less than three
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: hundred subscribers away from ninety thousand, So I don't know
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: when in January it's going to happen, but I'm pretty
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: sure in the next few weeks we will hit ninety k.
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: So we'll have to do a little dance celebrate when
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: we do. That's a big one. That's that one's been
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: a long time coming, and we know what comes after ninety.
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: It may be a while, but ninety is gonna be
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: a big milestone and we're going to hit that very soon,
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: So that is very cool. Abystle Zones buy or sell
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: on which of WWE's former world champions was the better
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: in ring worker, the Great Collie or Vince McMahon. Oh Man,
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: the Great Collie. Collie at least he knew how to
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: do stuff as a big man, as like a monster.
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: Vince didn't know what the fuck he was doing. I
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: mean you could tell just by looking at the way
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: he would sell or take a stunner. He had two
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: left feet, like he didn't know what he was doing.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: I don't mean in terms of like facial expressions and stuff.
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: He was very expressive, but in terms of like actual
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: in ring stuff, he was fucking awful. He really was terrible.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: I mean, he would actually end up with a pretty
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: decent match every now and then, like him and Hogan.
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: The mash they had at Mania in nineteen had no
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: right being as good as it was. Him and punk
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: On Raw many years ago, hitting each other with kendo
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: sticks like the camera was shaking, the building was shaking,
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: like there were moments like that. Vince, though in the ring,
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: had no idea what he was doing. We got Viny Boiler.
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: When Ray's time comes, how about we have Gunther injured
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: Dominic and steals the chance to put the deadbeat dad
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: out to pasture. When Dominic returns, Gunther simply tells him,
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: you're welcome. No, I don't. I don't want to see
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: Gunther just retire everybody. I think that's boring. I think
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: if if it ends up that way with AJ styles,
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: that's fine, I think because I want to see that match,
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: and they've already started teasing it, so we're gonna get it.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: Whether it's AJ's last match, maybe it won't be, but
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: if it is, I don't want them to announce in advance,
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: like we knew Seena his last match was going to
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: be December thirteenth, right. I don't want to see them
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: do the same thing with AJ Styles. What they should
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: do is if Gunther is going to be his final opponent,
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: don't say anything about this being AJ's last match, but
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: have aj axcept whether he comes up with the idea
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: himself or Gunther asks him to put his career on
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: the line. In storyline, he puts his career on the line,
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: and I think at that point people would kind of know.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: But yeah, it shouldn't be one of these things where
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, we have a set date and we
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: know when AJ Like that's we did that with Scena.
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: We don't need to do that again with AJ. Just
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: have him put his career on the line. It's so
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: confident that I could beat you. If I can't beat you,
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: I shouldn't be doing this anymore. If I can't be
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: the real AJ Styles, then I'm going to walk away
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: and I'm willing to put my career on the line. Right.
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: There'll be so much more drama in it if they
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: do it that way. But yeah, Gunther retiring Ray, I
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: don't want to see that. I would I would rather
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: have Ray and Dom when the time comes in, like
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: a mask match or you know, mask versus hair or so,
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: I don't know to me, that would be more appropriate. Brolly.
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: I know she came back from a big injury, and man,
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: Charlotte doesn't bring anything good out of anyone anymore. Most
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: of her matches are sloppy. Yeah, like the one tonight
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: was not great, but a lot of that was also
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: lash But you're right. I mean some people have the
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: ability to you know, carry or elevate the person they're
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: in the ring with to a better match than they
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: would have with anybody else, And I mean Charlotte doesn't
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: really have that. She can go in there with the
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: right people and have a great match, but if she's
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: in there with somebody who doesn't have the experience level
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: is still very green. Like, she is not the one
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: that I would have I would want to have in
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: the ring with that person to guarantee that they're gonna
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: help kind of raise their game. The ufman says, to
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: borrow an aw line, congratulations, who hasn't beaten the Miz
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: Daniel Garcia hasn't beaten the Miz Leopoldo. In his own
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: little rendition of jingle bills, here solo laid a tune.
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: It may have been a solo tone, but that's better
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: than nothing. Then the joker got away and Joseph Stu
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: was sad. Yeah, that song is gonna flop. Leopoldo, that
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: song is not gonna sell any records. I'm sorry. My
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: rendition earlier will sell more than yours. Mine will. Like
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: if we have a top one hundred chart, like you
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: won't even be in the top one hundred. I will
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: at least be like number ninety seven. Maybe. Toya says,
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: a pissed off Cody is the best Cody, but he
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: should lose to Drew in two weeks. Also, can't wait
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: for Bianca to return. I've been waiting for Bianca to
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: return for months. I'm hoping to rumble Leopoldo, Homer Simpson
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: or Peter Griffin. Peter Griffin, Paul Carpenter walking four miles
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: from work, thanks keeping me busy. You should try five
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: thousand miles like the Proclaimers. But I would walk five oh,
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: five hundred miles, five hundred miles in a would walk
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: five hundred and more just to be the man who
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: walked five thousand. I was right, and it was five
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: thousand miles. Uh. Leopoldo says, dude, Oba against fa tu,
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: Now that's a badass match. Yeah, that's also a match
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: you don't do right out of the gate. I mean,
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: I hope you're not suggesting that that should be their
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: first program when Oba gets called up, because that would
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: be very dumb. But yes, at some point Oba in
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: Fa tu Oba and Breaker. Sure, Super Pony Drew ain't winning.
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: He's in the Kevin Owen spot. He's just a guy
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: to keep Cody busy until Manius season could be could be.
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: But I think that would be very dumb. Dev to
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: dust favorite Billy Joel song We Didn't Start the Fire.
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: I could do that song and you could ask people.
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: I've done it to karaoke before. I could do it
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: without even looking at the lyrics. It's my go to song.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: Leopoldo says, three Stages of Hell will just be three
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: hours of SmackDown. Now you're stealing my jokes here from
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: the beginning of the stream. You get to come up
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: with some original material, my friend, come on, super Pony.
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: Why did they turn Kurt Angle back heel in two
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: thousand and one. I just watched the Summer Slam match
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: against Austin where he kicked out of four stunners. He
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: was red hot and then he won the title the
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: month after. Kurt was one of those guys where where
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: you know, where they had a need. Let's say, for okay,
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: we need babyfaces or we need heels. They could they
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: could turn him and make him whatever they want him
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: to be. So maybe they just felt like they needed
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: a heel. I don't know, but he did win the
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: title the next month, got that big babyface celebration in Pittsburgh.
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: It's a few weeks after nine to eleven. Uh we
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: got Marshall fell asleep watching SmackDown. What did I miss?
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: Happy Holiday? Solo? Monster? Oh man, you missed boy? If
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: I tell you what you missed, man, holy crap, You'll
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: never believe him. Man. They got the open challenge for
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: the United States Championship, and as Carmelo Hayes was coming
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: out to accept the open challenge, he was attacked from
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: behind by Trick Williams, who made his debut on SmackDown,
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: took the match and won the title. So now Mellow
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: is gonna have to chase Trick to win the US title.
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: And Drew McIntyre won the WWE Championship from Cody Rhodes.
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: Cody was a dumb babyface and he agreed to put
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: his belt on the line on the spot, and now
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: Drew is the champion. You missed a lot, brother, you
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: missed a lot, Cameron Spencer. Sanity is the goat group
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: of NXT, and I wish they were still here today.
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: Eric Young could be a world Eric Young could be
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: a world champion. Nicky is there and Sanity would dominate. Cameron, I, uh, hey,
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: I appreciate your enthusiasm for Sanity. I thought Sanity was
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: not my cup of tea. I was very clear as
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: I used to review NXT. I really wasn't a big
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: fan of theirs in NXT. I was not a fan
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: of theirs when they got called up to the main roster,
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: although they at least deserved a chance, and they weren't
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: even given a chance. And no, Eric Young would not
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: be a world champion in WWA. That would not happen.
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: Nikki Cross, though, I don't understand why they don't let
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: her work. I just when was the last time she
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: had an actual wrestling match. I couldn't even tell you.
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: Marshall says, are you an eggnog kind of person? No,
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: I've never been. I've never even had it. It just
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: that never really, I don't even think I can have
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: it now. But that just never really appealed to me.
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: There he is super scian, Sina. Look at that ten
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: dollars super chat, and we just the goal, by the way,
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: or be the booker six out of ten, So we're
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: not going to get the bonus round that looks like,
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: but we are going to do be the booker here
- 1:28:12Speaker 1: in a second. Hey, justin g thank you for the
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: two bucks dev to Dust celebrating forty five months of membership.
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: Forty five months. Oh my god, it's m Mills. M
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: Mills is coming in with the hot tag. Oh my god,
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: m Mills just got us ten out of ten on
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: the bonus goal. She's like, no bonus, be the booker
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: challenge accepted, coming in the clutch. I love it as
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: only she can. Wow, all right, we got a couple
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: of rounds and be the booker coming up here. Let
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: me get these member chats out of the way, though,
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: he says, rank these Madison Square Garden pay per Views,
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: WrestleMania ten, Survivor Series ninety six, Summer Slam ninety eight,
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: Rumble two thousand, Survivor SERIESZ two, WrestleMania twenty em Hey,
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: retro mint Man, thank you for being a sound off
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: superstar Superstar love it. I don't know. I mean, I
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: hate doing these on the spot rankings with like fucking
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: ten of them here. This is ridiculous. But you know,
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: WrestleMania ten is obviously very high up there because of
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: those two matches, right, I mean two legendary matches on
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: the same night that that's rare, Like, how do you
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: not have that at number one? Summer Slam ninety eight, God,
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: I remember that Highway to help promote Ocean. Man, what
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: a hot period that was heading into that summer slim
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: In and you got the fucking uh Highway to Hell
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: Royal Rumble two thousand had a great championship match with
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: Triple H and Cactus Jack, and it had the table match,
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: first ever table match, Hardy's and Dudley's. It had Taz's debut. Man,
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: you know what I think I'm putting Rumble two thousand first,
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: I really do. I might go Rumble two thousand first,
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: and then wrestle Mania ten, and then go uh Survivor
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: Series two, then maybe ninety six, WrestleMania twenty. I might
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: have on the bottom. I wasn't a huge fan of that. Yeah,
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: maybe something like that, but I think at the top
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: I probably would go Rumble two thousand and then WrestleMania ten.
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: Those are the only ones that matter one and two, right,
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: those are the ones that matter the most. Uh. We
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: have got a member chat from Bobby means twenty two
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: months of membership. I think we get Carmelo Hayes and
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: Johnny wrestling at WrestleMania for the US title. That's not
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: a WrestleMania match. Dude, that's not a WrestleMania match. I'm sorry.
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: If we get a US title match at WrestleMania, I
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: could see it being a multiman match, maybe even a
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: multi man ladder match. I could see that, But no,
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: Johnny Gargano and Carmelo Hayes is a SmackDown television match
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: probably in a week or two. That's not a WrestleMania match.
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Javili is here. I didn't even
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: realize Haavili was back. Thirty months of membership. We haven't
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: heard from Haavili in forever. Besides Okada, who is Tanahashi's
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: greatest rival? Did New Japan make the right choice to
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: make Tanahash's final match main event instead of title for title. Yes,
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: the only the only match that could main event that
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: show is Tanahashi's last match. It would be like WWE
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: having John Cena and Gunther opened the show. It's Saturday
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: Night's main event. That would have been extraordinarily dumb. So
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: that that's that's an easy question to answer. And if
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: not Okada, I mean Okada is Tanahashi's greatest rival, And
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: if it's not him, I don't know, that might be
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: like a distant number two. I don't think anybody even
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: comes close. Honestly, I doesn't say, maybe Kenny Omega, but
- 1:32:49Speaker 1: nobody else really stands out to me the way Okatta does.
- 1:32:55Speaker 1: But hey, have Ali, don't be a stranger sheriff of
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: Patty's with thirty months of membership? Do you think Orton
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: gets any hooplah for his retirement even if it's not
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: like sen Is, Does he get the nice heroes farewell
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: as an Orton fan? I hope? So yeah, he'll get that.
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: He's been there like Sino over twenty years. Dude, He's
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: like an institution in that company, So yeah, of course
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: he will. Justin g how do we get that? No
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: good Bill Goldberg involved in the Drew and Cody match.
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: You know, justin there are times where I will get
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: a message from someone and I will think to myself,
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: I am grateful for the fact that this person is
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: not on the WWE creative team to give them ideas
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: like this. Leave Bill Goldberg in his garage with his cars,
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: all right, So with the member chats out of the way,
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: we have Leopoldo. Drew's like Gunther, he never needs help
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: to lame. M Mills came in, came in hot with
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: three straight ten dollars super chats. It's no message, just
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: to get us to the goal. And then we have
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: Jeremy Rose. Since Drew keeps thinking he is getting screwed,
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: he has to have a plan to ensure he doesn't
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: get screwed again. Right, You would think that that likely
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: would be some type of plan to screw Cody and
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: get him the belt, or you know, again, it may
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: have to do with a specific stipulation in mind. For
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: one of the falls. It may be the fact that
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: you know, we're not having the match in the US.
- 1:34:44Speaker 1: He said, I've been screwed over here too many times.
- 1:34:47Speaker 1: We're going to do it in Berlin. So just the
- 1:34:49Speaker 1: fact that it's overseas. Right, that works in his favor.
- 1:34:54Speaker 1: But yes, you would think that he would have some
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: kind of plan in mind. I think might be just
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: tied into whatever that last stipulation is gonna be. And Marshall,
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: have you ever seen grandma got ran over by a reindeer?
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: Have I seen it? I've heard it, I've heard the song.
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: Is it like a movie? I haven't seen it, But
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: I never saw my grandmother get run over by a reindeer.
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: It's a good thing too, because I probably would have laughed.
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: Sorry Grandma. All right, we got two rounds unlocked. It
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: is time, ladies and gentlemen, here for the final time,
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: here on a SmackDown stream in twenty twenty five, it
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: is time to be the booker. Ladies and gentlemen, It
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: is now time to be the booker. Wasn't Drew screwed
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: over twice before clashing the castle? Yes, he was screwed
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: overseas as well. He was screwed in Uh well, let's see.
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: He was screwed in was it Cardiff? Was that show
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: in Cardiff? And then he was screwed in Scotland as well.
- 1:36:11Speaker 1: He got screwed over against Roman reigns when solos CoA
- 1:36:14Speaker 1: debut on the main roster, and he got screwed over
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: against Damian Priest when Cmpunk put a referee shirt on
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: and got involved in his match. So he doesn't exactly
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: have a great record overseas as well. It's a good point.
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: What's going on, Oscar? I spent my Christmas sick. I
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: hope your Christmas was better than mine. I hope you're
- 1:36:40Speaker 1: doing well. All right, we go tag team, be the Booker.
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: We are going to begin with the Heart Foundation, Brett
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: the Hitman Heart and Jim the Anvil Nightheart. There is
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: no better way. There is no better way to start
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: out a be the book around with the Pink and
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: Black Attack, and it will be the Heart Foundation against
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: the Midnight Express managed by one Jim Cornett, Bobby Eaton
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: and Dennis Condrey. This is old school wrestling right here,
- 1:37:19Speaker 1: the Heart Foundation in the Midnights. There's a match. I
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: wish we could have seen. Marshall says, where did twenty
- 1:37:29Speaker 1: twenty five go? I'm ready for it to be over.
- 1:37:35Speaker 1: Bring on twenty twenty six. All right, we begin here
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: with the Boss. Look at this is Boss time, It
- 1:37:46Speaker 1: says it in her tron. Sasha Banks, Mercedes herself all
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: of her belts. Sha Banks is gonna go one on
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: one with Tiffany Stratton. What the hell ever happened to
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: Tiffany Stratton? Boy, does she drop off the face of
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: the earth, lost her championship and lost her smile apparently.
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: And our main event, our Night one main event because
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: you guys made it pop. You guys expanded the show
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: to two nights, so this is our Night one main event.
- 1:38:31Speaker 1: Then we can compare the main events and see which
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: one is better. We're off to a good start here
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: because we have the ring general, the former world heavyweight champion, Gunther,
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: the man who made John Seen a tap like a
- 1:38:47Speaker 1: bitch his words, is in the main event where he belongs.
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: Gunther against Kevin Owens. That is your Night one main event,
- 1:39:11Speaker 1: and I'll take it. That could be a Night one
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: main event on my show. Hell yeah, now, you guys,
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: Michelle and Mills, Mary, Michelle, Marlene, We'll let everybody wonder,
- 1:39:35Speaker 1: But yes, we have our bonus round here with stipulations Maxine, Maude, Muriel,
- 1:39:45Speaker 1: Miriam Maya Ah, okay, stipulation. Anarchy in the arena, Oh
- 1:39:56Speaker 1: my god, oh boy, Anarchy in the arena we're gonna
- 1:40:07Speaker 1: book up. We're gonna open We're gonna open this with
- 1:40:11Speaker 1: a five on five anarchy in the arena match. Are
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: we really doing this? Are we really doing this? We're
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: gonna do anarchy in the arena with the women. How
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: about that? That's what we're gonna do first ever, be
- 1:40:27Speaker 1: the Booker anarchy in the arena women's match five on five.
- 1:40:34Speaker 1: Keep track of this in case I forget Bailey. This
- 1:40:39Speaker 1: is team number one. By the way, okay, this this
- 1:40:42Speaker 1: is Team Bailey. First person automatically becomes a team captain.
- 1:40:47Speaker 1: So we have Bailey, we have Stephanie McMahon Helmsley, we
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: have Timeless Tony Storm, we have Alexa Bliss, and then
- 1:41:08Speaker 1: rounding out Team Bailey, we have Tiffany Stratton. She's back.
- 1:41:17Speaker 1: So we have Bailey, we have Alexa Bliss, we have
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: Tiffany Stratton, we have Stephanie McMahon, and we have Timeless
- 1:41:23Speaker 1: Tony Storm. That's a hard team to beat. That is
- 1:41:30Speaker 1: a hard team to beat. Let's see who they're facing.
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: Who's the team captain? Who's on Team Bailey. Indie Heartwell
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: will be leading the other team into combat here, So
- 1:41:47Speaker 1: we have Indie Heartwell, the former NXT and h O
- 1:41:50Speaker 1: G Women's Champion. Her partner will be the Genius of
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: the Sky, one of the best in the world. EO Sky, Stephanie,
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: Oh my god, Stephanie Mcmahonhelmsley again, of all the people
- 1:42:15Speaker 1: that we could have landed on twice, it had to
- 1:42:17Speaker 1: be Stephanie. How the hell did that happen? Indie Heartwell,
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: Stephanie McMahon, and Eosky Boy. EO is gonna be doing
- 1:42:27Speaker 1: some heavy lifting in this mine. Jazz Oh Boy, she
- 1:42:40Speaker 1: double turned and Michelle McCool I'm going with Team Bailey,
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: Team Bailey. This is this is not even going to
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: be close. Team Bailey gets the win and anarchy in
- 1:43:05Speaker 1: the arena. Our next match will be a Texas death Match.
- 1:43:14Speaker 1: It's gonna get bloody, it's gonna get violent. There's gonna
- 1:43:17Speaker 1: be staples, there's gonna be possibly hypodermic needles, There's going
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: to be lots and lots of blood and barbed wire.
- 1:43:24Speaker 1: Put the women in children to bed. It's Texas death
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: Match time here. But it's going to be a Texas
- 1:43:34Speaker 1: death Match tag team match. I don't know that there's
- 1:43:39Speaker 1: ever been a Texas Death Match tag team match here
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: and be the booker. But there's about to be Oh
- 1:43:47Speaker 1: my god, a Texas death match with Mikey, Nicky, Johnny
- 1:43:57Speaker 1: Kenny and Mick I think right? Is that is that
- 1:44:01Speaker 1: the other guy? The Spirit Squad? Someone's gonna die in
- 1:44:10Speaker 1: this match? The Spirit Squad really in a Texas Death Match?
- 1:44:22Speaker 1: They're all dead? I guess the Young Bucks. Oh my god,
- 1:44:31Speaker 1: this this round is wow. This round is not going well.
- 1:44:36Speaker 1: The Young Bucks and the Spirit Squad in a Texas
- 1:44:40Speaker 1: Death Match. I don't know what's going on in this round.
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: We have to redeem ourselves. We have a Night one
- 1:44:52Speaker 1: made event of Gunther and Kevin Owens that we have
- 1:44:54Speaker 1: to try to top. Oh man, Oh my goodness, a
- 1:45:03Speaker 1: Kennel from Hell main event here for Night too. Kennel
- 1:45:07Speaker 1: from Hell? Oh man, can we just throwing? Can we
- 1:45:14Speaker 1: just like wave the white flag here and just throw
- 1:45:17Speaker 1: in the towel? We have moose. Moose is gonna be
- 1:45:28Speaker 1: in a We're gonna put a moose in Kennel from Hell.
- 1:45:33Speaker 1: It's interesting you asked for this. This is all your fault.
- 1:45:42Speaker 1: Doesn't remember that moose? Oh man? Ricky Banderiz is here
- 1:45:50Speaker 1: with us. El Missius, you know, Luke Chonder. Every time
- 1:45:57Speaker 1: I see this image here of Milmore tastes it breaks
- 1:45:59Speaker 1: my heart a little bit that we never had a
- 1:46:01Speaker 1: proper ending to Luca Underground. But we are gonna get
- 1:46:05Speaker 1: mill Mouertes against Moose Kennel from Hell. And you know what,
- 1:46:12Speaker 1: actually gonna give this the bell because first of all,
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: you talk about a hoss fight, you talk at the
- 1:46:19Speaker 1: end of the day. Really what you're doing is you're
- 1:46:22Speaker 1: taking these two men, You're putting them in a cage.
- 1:46:25Speaker 1: And let's say you got those rabid dogs outside in
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: between the blue cage and the hell in a cell, right,
- 1:46:30Speaker 1: and if the dogs are actually doing what they're supposed
- 1:46:32Speaker 1: to be doing and not peeing themselves in the corner,
- 1:46:35Speaker 1: that's a pretty badass match. I'm not gonna lie this
- 1:46:40Speaker 1: is this likely would end up being very bloody and
- 1:46:43Speaker 1: very violent. But I'm still taking Kevin Owens against Gunther
- 1:46:49Speaker 1: as the better of the two main events, like I
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: can't and good conscience vote against the other match. Marshall says,
- 1:46:59Speaker 1: you landed on the Heartfelt Foundation on Monday. Good. I
- 1:47:02Speaker 1: wish I could land on the heart Foundation every night.
- 1:47:05Speaker 1: We'd come up with a whole bunch of really cool
- 1:47:07Speaker 1: matches that we could do, and God help us all
- 1:47:12Speaker 1: with SmackDown going to three hours. Well, I'll be here
- 1:47:17Speaker 1: to kind of hold your hand and guide you along
- 1:47:20Speaker 1: as we begin the three hour era anew next week.
- 1:47:23Speaker 1: We did it at the beginning of the year. We
- 1:47:25Speaker 1: got through it, and we'll find a way to get
- 1:47:28Speaker 1: through it again. Here and Darius, thank you for being
- 1:47:32Speaker 1: a Channel member. May's fifty three months of Channel membership.
- 1:47:39Speaker 1: Fun fact from ninety nine to one, the Icy title
- 1:47:43Speaker 1: changed hands thirty four times between twenty two wrestlers. Just
- 1:47:48Speaker 1: shows you how frequent title changes were in the Attitude era. Yeah,
- 1:47:53Speaker 1: that was the Rousseau way of doing things. There's a
- 1:47:58Speaker 1: happy medium where we don't need every title reign to
- 1:48:00Speaker 1: be three hundred days, but also not have the Intercontinental
- 1:48:05Speaker 1: title change hands thirty four times between twenty two wrestlers.
- 1:48:10Speaker 1: It's got to be a happy medium there. Well, if
- 1:48:15Speaker 1: you're a drinker, get those stiff drinks ready for three
- 1:48:18Speaker 1: hours of SmackDown starting next week. I'll be here, but
- 1:48:21Speaker 1: I'll also be here with you for the Raw post
- 1:48:24Speaker 1: show live here on the Channel on Monday night. And
- 1:48:27Speaker 1: then don't forget give you another reminder here because we
- 1:48:31Speaker 1: have the Make It Till Midnight count Down to twenty
- 1:48:37Speaker 1: twenty six coming up on Wednesday. We'll incorporate the Dynamite
- 1:48:42Speaker 1: review in there, but it ain't just going to be
- 1:48:43Speaker 1: about AW Dynamite. We hang out on New Year's Eve
- 1:48:47Speaker 1: every year and it actually ends up being one of
- 1:48:49Speaker 1: the biggest streams all year that I do, so that's
- 1:48:52Speaker 1: always cool. So come hang out. We'll have some fun.
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: That'll be on Wednesday night, and of course before then
- 1:48:58Speaker 1: we have smacked that then, but we have the SoundOff
- 1:49:02Speaker 1: episode nine dropping on Sunday, and it will include my
- 1:49:08Speaker 1: AW World's End review, and it will also include my
- 1:49:12Speaker 1: list of the top fifteen matches ranked in wrestling, my
- 1:49:17Speaker 1: favorite matches for twenty twenty five. So it's gonna be
- 1:49:21Speaker 1: a big show, A big show. I'm not talking about
- 1:49:26Speaker 1: like the big show. I'm gonna talk about the big show.
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: I'm talking about a big show coming up on Sunday.
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: Navy says Omas should call his finisher second to last ride,
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: should just call it finish her Death. Did you see
- 1:49:42Speaker 1: that last ride power bomb that he gave to God
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: who was a dragonly at the Triple A Show. Holy shit,
- 1:49:51Speaker 1: it puts the undertakers to shame. Sprat didn't get a
- 1:49:56Speaker 1: nosebleed coming down from that high. Be well, stay safe,
- 1:50:02Speaker 1: have yourselves a great rest of your weekend, and I
- 1:50:06Speaker 1: will see you for episode nine forty four sometime in
- 1:50:10Speaker 1: the afternoon. It'll be dropping on Sunday on all the
- 1:50:13Speaker 1: usual podcast platforms, So until then, take care, guys. Thanks
- 1:50:18Speaker 1: for the love.