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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: We prove Shohei Ohtani is TOTALLY 100% INNOCENT · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 4: Fusco and Dony Yo extremely important absolutely show. Today in
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  Speaker 4: light of the huge news surrounding Dodger's superstar and alleged
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  Speaker 4: gambling degenerate show, Hey, o'danni, we will be conducting a
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  Speaker 4: special report, special report o'danni in crisis.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here we go.
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 4: there we go. It's time to get into our special report,
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  Speaker 4: special report Odani in crisis. Okay, we dig in our
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  Speaker 4: special report on this situation in Los Angeles Dodgers Superstar show.
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  Speaker 4: Hey Odani firing his interpreter Epe Mizuhara after it was
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  Speaker 4: revealed that Missuhara I take millions out of Otani's bank
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  Speaker 4: account to pay for offshore gambling debts, and that as
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  Speaker 4: many people wondering if these bets were made by Otani.
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  Speaker 4: Now O'tani has since come out and denied any wrongdoing
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  Speaker 4: in this thing they did made by his new interpreter.
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  Speaker 4: But this interpreter did a crappy job though, because he
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  Speaker 4: didn't do any favors explaining what really happened. But we
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  Speaker 4: know what really happened. We can explain everything. So Tony,
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  Speaker 4: go ahead, let's tell the people what obviously happened to you.
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  Speaker 5: You know, first of all, hasn't anyone wondered if Shoha
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  Speaker 5: Otani's interpreter just got confused. I mean, Otani has a
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  Speaker 5: teammate needed mookie bets. Maybe the interpreter hurd Otani say
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  Speaker 5: mookie betts, but he thought he said bookie bets and
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  Speaker 5: then went and bet millions of dollars with an illegal
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  Speaker 5: offshore bookie.
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  Speaker 4: Totally logical explanation that, Tony, and you know, major League
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  Speaker 4: Baseball is clearly known that these types of misunderstandings could
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  Speaker 4: easily happen. Totally we all remember, you know, with the
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  Speaker 4: Yankees player in the seventies and eighties, Oscar Gamble. You know,
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  Speaker 4: many people they forget this, but players and announcers were
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  Speaker 4: strictly forbidden from saying the name Oscar Gamble for fear
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  Speaker 4: that it would promote illegal sports better.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard that too. We all know the story.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, you know, in nineteen eighty two, the
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  Speaker 4: Yankees were playing the Royals and Dave Winfield he saw
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  Speaker 4: a fly ball coming at Oscar Gamble, but he was
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  Speaker 4: so afraid to say his name that all he could
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  Speaker 4: do is say, yo, you you.
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  Speaker 3: Know all over there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And the ball fell on the ground and the
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  Speaker 4: Yankees they wound up losing that game.
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  Speaker 5: And you know, these misunderstandings don't just happen with gambling.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, numerous sources have told me that in the
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  Speaker 5: late nineteen nineties, Sammy Sosa asked one of his teammates
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  Speaker 5: for altoids, and someone handed him a ton of these
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  Speaker 5: little white pill looking things. So he swallowed them, thinking
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  Speaker 5: they were just breath mints, and then when his breath
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  Speaker 5: still smelled like dog shit, he swallowed more and more.
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  Speaker 5: But before he knew it, he was hitting sixty six
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  Speaker 5: home runs a year. But the big downside was that
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  Speaker 5: his breath was still horrible, like garbage mixed with kalpis.
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  Speaker 5: So yep, if Sammy Sosa had an interpreter, this could
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  Speaker 5: have all been avoided. You know, nobody would have ever
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  Speaker 5: heard of him because you would have sucked.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, such tremendous insight and also perspective there
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  Speaker 4: by you, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: And on that note, we are hearing that this o'dani
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  Speaker 4: situation is having a huge ripple effect across the entire
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  Speaker 4: sports world. You know, many agents advising their athlete clients
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  Speaker 4: to start speaking only in Chinese in using an interpreter
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  Speaker 4: in order to translate. That way, they can blame anything
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  Speaker 4: that happens on the interpreter and misunderstanding.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, my sources just told me that NFL legend
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  Speaker 5: Ray Lewis will now only be speaking in a dialect
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  Speaker 5: of Cantonese spoken by only two thousand people who live
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  Speaker 5: on a hillside outside of Tibet. That way, nobody can
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  Speaker 5: understand a word he says.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, smart move by him, because you know, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I just say hypothetically you were accused of you know,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, murdering a hooker. You know, you could
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  Speaker 4: be like, I didn't say murder a hooker, I said
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  Speaker 4: get me a burger to cooker.
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  Speaker 5: YEP, plausible deniability exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And you know what's to say hypothetically that old Donnie
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  Speaker 4: did gamble and was using this interpreter to place his bets.
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  Speaker 4: You know that does seem you gotta admit, Tony like
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  Speaker 4: a smart move. I mean, when you think about it,
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  Speaker 4: you got to think about all the other athletes who
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  Speaker 4: left money on the table, like Ziro. You know, each
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  Speaker 4: Heiro could have been betting on himself showing the hit
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  Speaker 4: title every year, and right now he'd be richer than
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  Speaker 4: you know, Jeff the Amazon guy.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely just such a missed opportunity there. And you know,
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  Speaker 5: think about you, Darvish. He could have told his interpreter,
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  Speaker 5: you bet, and if anyone caught him gambling, he could
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  Speaker 5: have just been like, I didn't mean you bet as
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  Speaker 5: in me bet. I meant you bet as in you bet.
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  Speaker 4: You see just so clear when you lay it out
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  Speaker 4: like that, Dony. And you know another angle here that
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  Speaker 4: the pathetic soft media refuses to cover. You know, people
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  Speaker 4: that are coming down hard on Otani for all this
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  Speaker 4: because they think that he really did gamble. But you know,
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  Speaker 4: if that is the case, that isn't the biggest mistake
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  Speaker 4: he made, is it, Tony.
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  Speaker 5: No, not at all. The biggest mistake Otani made was
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  Speaker 5: hiring an interpreter who didn't know about gambling. You know,
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  Speaker 5: if this IPEI guy didn't suck at gambling, then this
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't have been a problem at all. And you know,
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  Speaker 5: this is such a great lesson for foreign athletes. Make
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  Speaker 5: sure you hire an interpreter who actually knows how to
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  Speaker 5: fud bet like instead of hiring Ibe, Otani should have
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  Speaker 5: hired Vegas Dave. That way, if Shohy wanted to make
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  Speaker 5: a bet, Vegas Dave could not only translate the bets,
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  Speaker 5: he could have made them better.
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  Speaker 4: Just terrific advice, that, Tony. And you know, I keep
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  Speaker 4: hearing people in the media, these idiots saying that this
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  Speaker 4: so Donni thing is a developing story.
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  Speaker 3: What more is there to development?
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  Speaker 4: You know, he already came out and read a prepared
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  Speaker 4: statement where he denied all the allegations against them.
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  Speaker 3: You know, how much more do you need to know?
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  Speaker 5: Nothing? It's like this Washington Post story on this college
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  Speaker 5: basketball coach Kim Moulkie. She already told me it's full
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  Speaker 5: of lies, so I don't need to read it now.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly I mean, And you know, Franklin Dony, it must
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  Speaker 4: be said if Oldnnie was betting, I don't think there's
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  Speaker 4: personally anything wrong with that.
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  Speaker 3: Do you not?
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  Speaker 5: At all? What's the one thing coaches always tell athletes
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  Speaker 5: bet on yourself. If you ask me if shoe Hey
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  Speaker 5: Otani did bet millions on the Angels and Dodges and
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  Speaker 5: an illegal offshore banking account, then that shows me how
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  Speaker 5: much he believes in himself. This is such a great
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  Speaker 5: lesson for all that kids out there. Always bet on yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Just such a great message that, Tony. And there we go.
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  Speaker 5: There's that sound talk.
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  Speaker 3: About betting on yourself.
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  Speaker 5: is on eleven seed NC State to win it. All,
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, are you kidding me? Somebody? I wish we could
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  Speaker 5: conclude one whose life is my life? We can get
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  Speaker 5: exactly produce it. Jay, What do you want? What corrections?
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  Speaker 3: Hurry up?
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  Speaker 2: You said you're betting NC State to win the twenty
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  Speaker 2: because they have championship experience.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa whoa whoa to win the What the tourney? Yeah
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  Speaker 4: that you mean at tourney? Yeah, attorney, bro, what what
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  Speaker 4: are you? What country are you from? B You're an American.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same thing. You can pronounce it whatever way
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  Speaker 2: you want. There's two ways to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 4: Like I can either pronounce you an a hole or
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  Speaker 4: just an axle. So it's just exactly a great point there,
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  Speaker 4: all right, Daddy, he wants to keep going, keep going
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  Speaker 4: you today. We're correcting. That's the correction for you. Get
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  Speaker 4: you anyway? Are I keep going with your your your
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  Speaker 4: twenty talk?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 2: NC State won the twenty in nineteen eighty two, forty
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  Speaker 2: two years ago, so there's no connection between that team
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  Speaker 2: and this one.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well there's also about to be no connection
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  Speaker 4: between your head and your spine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The only state you're going to be in is comatose.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you are done. Let's get out of here. You're finish.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, why hold on?
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  Speaker 5: You said that.
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  Speaker 2: In the nineteen eighties, people weren't able to say then
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  Speaker 2: of the player Oscar Gamble because they were afraid it
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  Speaker 2: might promote sports betting.
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  Speaker 3: True story, bro, Yeah, everyone knows that story.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I've never heard that story, and I'm about ninety
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  Speaker 2: nine point nine percent positive you made that up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Well the last time I saw something that
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  Speaker 4: was ninety nine point nine percent positive was when I
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  Speaker 4: gave your mom an STD test.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you want to know a story I never heard,
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  Speaker 5: the one about a girl touching you. Oh, go to sleep,
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  Speaker 5: you have finished?
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  Speaker 3: Oh hurry up.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, By the way, I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: you guys think you're doing launching a betting app?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? Making bank bro?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Making billions? Bro?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: never will have anything close to that money.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, I know you don't have and will
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  Speaker 4: never have anything close to a penis.
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  Speaker 5: just so I could shoot you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know exactly. You know, you could see
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  Speaker 4: what happened with o'danie. Maybe we need to get this
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  Speaker 4: guy an interpreter. Maybe Jay needs an interpreter, you know,
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  Speaker 4: that way we'd know.
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  Speaker 5: Same to you, Paulli. Another flawless show.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 5: See y'all
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