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Hoppe Hump Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.27.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Standby. I am telling you that the Tampa Bay
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  media essentially covered up the Wander Franco
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  case. Now, do I need the Tampa Bay media every
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  single day to be covering it? No. But he literally
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  essentially got away with not getting any prison
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  time. even though he was found criminally responsible.
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  And that's because he's Wanda Franco. He's the
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  world -famous baseball player. And shame on that
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  mom and that daughter for pimping out your daughter
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  like that. What are you doing? Have we lost all
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  credibility in this world? All right, here is
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  the Wanda Franco clip. Right here, we're going
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  to learn about Wanda Franco. Former Tampa Bay
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  Raiders shortstop Wanda Franco has been convicted
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  of sexually abusing a minor. According to multiple...
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  Yeah, when you hear them say a minor and you
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  hear them say it out loud, it sounds really repulsive.
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  Because nobody wants to think about what he did.
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  But when you really start to go down the rabbit
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  hole of, oh, yeah, he's a pedophile, it's not
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  so cool. Yeah, he was able to swing home runs
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  or whatever, but... That ain't it, dog. Outlats
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  in the Dominican Republican panel of judges handed
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  down its ruling in his retrial. Yeah, you know,
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  there was no coverage of this. Oh, he'll be sharing
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  a card with the first place Rays and how they're
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  winning games. I remember when my former coworker
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  Aaron Jacobson said he was the future of the
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  Rays. How did that work out? Hours ago, judges
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  found Franco criminally responsible for sexual
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  and psychological abuse of a minor. Yeah, again,
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  they keep using that word minor, and it keeps
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  reminding you that you're the minor. The court
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  stopped short of sending him to prison instead,
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  granting a judicial pardon. That ruling comes
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  nearly... Yeah, I don't know, man. It's just
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  absolutely off -putting how this area is like...
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  I was down to all the original age. Jeffrey Knight,
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  Mike Alta, Wanda Friend. an appeals court overturned
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  his previous conviction and ordered a new trial.
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  He always looks sad in court. Like, shut up,
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  bitch. You're getting away with being a pedophile.
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  Video here shows him in the courtroom during
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  that trial. Prosecutors accused Franco of having
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  a relationship with a 14 -year -old girl and
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  providing money to her family. I am as guilty
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  as the Tampa Bay media is for not reporting on
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  it. The only clip was that 45 -second little,
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  you know. Well, I'm telling you, And in Chicago,
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  we cover the hard -hitting topics. We don't hide
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  from them. We don't want to lose our press pass,
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  you know? We don't care. Not here. We got to
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  keep the race happy. Yes. Because the race are
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  not happy at us. I don't think women realize
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  how healthy it is for men to get laid. Like,
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  you're honestly an angel when you have sex with
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  us. I don't care what I do that way. I can be
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  a frickin' model. I'm probably not a prostitute
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  because I would never do that. Could you imagine
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  that? Dive and dives, man. More after my breakup
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  from my fiance nine years ago, man. I have a
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  lot of breakups. I don't know what I have more
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  of, breakups or radio jobs. There were times
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  that I was lonely. I never thought about going
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  on Rug Maps or whatever that site is. Man, if
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  you're paying for sex, you're a lizard, dude.
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  I mean, I sure am like Amsterdam or Vegas. But
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  that thing is always one time. You know what?
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  We're going to tell a little story. Today's show
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  is going to be really long. I went to bed at
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  like 9 p .m. Story up. Hey, one second. Storytime
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  music. Yeah, last night I went to bed at like
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  9. I got up at 10 a .m. I probably also got up
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  at 10 p .m. as well. So right now it's like 11
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  .32 and I got nothing to do today. So today's
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  going to be just me rambling. But I'm creating
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  some music on Zoom. Some AI music for storytime.
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  Let's see how this sounds. Talking about the
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  loneliness of my life. In 2019. But I'm totally
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  not lonely. So, that was this time. I was talking
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  to this girl on Tinder about, I don't know, seven
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  years ago. It was seven years ago. And she goes,
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  have you ever heard of Fantasyland in Tampa?
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  Yeah. She goes, have you ever been to Fantasyland
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  in Tampa? I'm like, no, what is it? She's like,
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  oh, it's this like porn shop that has like a
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  theater in the back. She's like, we should go
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  sometime. I'm like, okay. And I was like, I started
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  driving there. And I was like, I'm here now,
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  are you? And she's like, no, I didn't mean tonight.
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  It was a little bit of miscommunication. So I
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  went there. Girls get in free. Guys have to pay
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  money. There's a Fantasyland. I think it's Fantasyland,
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  right? Not Adventureland, that's a theme park,
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  right? Fantasyland and Tampa. Yeah, Fantasyland.
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  I hope I didn't say Adventureland. No, Fantasyland
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  is Gold Supercenter. They're open right now.
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  4715 Lowe's Avenue. Saigon! No, it's not. There's
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  this big theater. There's like four different
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  porn on, four different screens, and there's
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  like dudes jerking it, and I'm like, okay, this
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  is a waste of my money. So, to decompress...
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  of the rooms by myself. And I just go, you know
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  what? Let me just decompress for a second. I
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  did not know that there was a glory hole in that
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  room. And all of a sudden, I'm sitting there.
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  I'm like looking at the NBA score as you know.
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  Maybe it was March Madness. But all of a sudden,
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  ladies and gentlemen, all boys and girls, there's
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  a little hole in the wall and all of a sudden
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  something pokes in. Mm -hmm. There you go. It
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  was the baddest! And the problem was, I was all
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  the way in the back of the complete storm, so
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  I had to go, and the only exit is a fire exit.
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  So then, I ran hard on the... That's right from
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  on the... And Howard Franklin, I had some...
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  Real talk to myself about, what the hell are
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  you doing? And now it's story time with Ryan
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  Hoppy. Woo -hoo! Aren't you all traumatized from
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  that story? You might be traumatized from me
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  telling the story, but you gotta think, I'm traumatized
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  from leaving the story. You know what I mean?
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  That's how I feel. But guess what, ladies and
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  gentlemen? Boys and girls, it is hump day. So
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  let's get at it. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Let's
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  go. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep
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  begins now. Loud, rude. Aggressive. And those
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  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour. Door is
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  closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're
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  listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,
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  no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's going to start. Okay, we'll hit it.
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  All right. Boom, boom, boom. And now for something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. We'll be right back. i posted a picture
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  of uh let me see here mason in the stadium monday
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  and i said i think it's time for a haircut and
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  someone said no don't cut your hair just get
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  rid of your creeper stash hey i take offense
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  to that i don't have a creeper stash i want to
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  look like a man okay i want to be as manly as
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  the audience out there Come on, they talk like
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  masculinity. Shut up. Oh my God. I always reach
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  a part of the week where I start off all energetic.
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  You're coming off the weekend. Maybe you came
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  over the weekend or did not. Usually if you did
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  not, you're a little grumpy. You deal with it
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  and then comes hump day. And there's something
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  special about that midweek sex. Especially if
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  you're single. Like, if you're in a relationship,
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  you should be humping on hump day. But there's
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  something about the moment. The girl hitting
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  you up on a dating FB. I'm like, don't bang me.
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  The only problem is that was around 2016, 2017.
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  Now that's just not around. No, it's not. Let's
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  see what's going on with Instagram. Alabama Barker.
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  Let me see this right here. Alabama Barker called
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  Neon upset after seeing him pay for everything
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  while he was with other women. Oh, man, she sounds
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  like a controlling bitch. By the way, how can
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  neon be worth so much money? And his best audio
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  equipment is speakerphone. I'm going to be real
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  cute because you're a robot. All right. Yeah,
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  so your comments on the... Oh, yeah, you're caring
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  about what a woman comments. Whatever. Are they
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  insane? No. Man. He does not know. He is so amped.
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  You know what? You want to know why it bugs me
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  so bad? It's because it happens to me. And I
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  start speaking up for myself. She's like, yeah,
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  well, bitch. Yeah. Do you think I'm a bitch?
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  No, yeah. Do you guys think I'm a fucking loser?
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  Do you guys think I'm the one that's going to
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  die? She's kind of smart. You know when you're
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  talking to her and you're like, God, there's
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  no brain in her head. She seems actually half
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  smart. No, no, no. Everybody open your pockets
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  and show us what you got. Because we're all going
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  to chip in on this dinner. There you go. She's
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  calling him out. He only paid $10 ,000 for that
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  dinner. What an idiot, dude. If I had your money,
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  I'd start a Roth IRA. I have like $1 .10 million
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  in your money and I have a Roth IRA, moron. DJ
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  Vlad tells Sophie Rain he subscribed to her content
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  for research. I have a boundary that I don't
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  cross, and that's one of them, is meeting up
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  for activities. I feel like she would not be
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  good in bed, man. She just does not have that,
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  like, fun girl vibe. You kind of look at her
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  and you're like, oh, God, it's stuffy around
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  here. I'm not doing that. Okay. She's such a
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  good gal. And you said that when you approach
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  this that you have values and morals and there's
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  certain things. I know she's not going far on
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  getting banged out on video. I get that, but
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  tomorrow to show off your body. You won't do.
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  Yes. I mean, Mary Magdalene done it. When you
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  look at OnlyFans, a lot of porn stars go on there
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  and put up porn content. They put up boy -girl
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  content. Oh, yeah. Put up whatever. But you actually
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  don't do that. Correct. Correct. You're boring.
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  I joined your OnlyFans just to see. you know,
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  for research purposes to see what exactly it's
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  about. Right. And it's interesting. So when I
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  look back in the older ones, it's a lot of bikini
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  shots and so forth. Right. Yes. She sounds so
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  traumatized. You take a look at those eyes. You're
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  like, Jesus Christ. I got, I'm getting a call
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  from some scam. Hi, you're on the radio. Hi,
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  you're on the radio. Hello, you're on the radio.
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  You had to get to call me. He's talking to radio.
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  Cowards. They hung up. I love doing that every
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  time. It's hilarious. But once we get closer
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  to this date, I feel like there's more kind of
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  explicit stuff that gets mentioned. All right.
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  TJ Vlad talking about socks is there was a repellent
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  for interaction and be his voice. Hmm. Woody
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  has a beer belly in Toy Story 5. Doesn't that
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  make you feel old? Oh, it does. Everything makes
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  me feel old, even my back pain. You know what
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  I mean? A jelly bean? Halsey talks about how
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  people used to criticize her younger self and
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  found her annoying. Yeah, that's that song she
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  had. Oh, my God. I used to board up Hot 115 from
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  like 11 p .m. to 5 a .m. and run into Miguel
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  and Holly after. And that song they would play
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  once a frickin' hour. Jenna over at Hot 101 .5
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  was like, we must play Bad in Love. Speaking
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  of Tampa radio, when you're on the Pinellas County
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  side, you can pick up 97X. So I turned it on
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  yesterday, and I had an ongoing joke that when
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  I worked at the bone, I'd be taking a dump during
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  the 15 -minute commercial breaks. They would
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  have 97X on in the bathroom. Mm -hmm. And the
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  song by Marshmello, I wanna be happier, I wanna
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  be happier, was always being played on 97X. That
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  or Bad Guy by Billie Eilish. Well, I was driving
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  down MLK, going to Publix by Target, and guess
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  what I did? I turned on 97 .5 FM and went on,
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  I wanna be happier. Like, it's good to see that
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  97X hasn't changed the playlist in nine years.
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  Mm -hmm. In front of the entire world, but also
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  like I, yeah, I was just young. I was just young.
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  I was just like. She's got that annoying voice
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  on that song. I'm bad at this. This day, there's
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  like videos that go around and people are like,
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  oh my God, like, I'm like, I was 20 in that video.
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  I mean, I feel it. Some of my rover content.
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  Like, whoa, back it up. I'll see you, you know,
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  going on TV at age 21. This woman right here
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  claims to have men figured out. Men are most
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  attracted to two things and almost nobody talks
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  about this clearly. It is not just looks, not
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  just personality, and definitely not just how
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  much you do for him. It's not true. The first
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  one is simple. Someone who believes in him without
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  constantly trying to change him. All right, you
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  like the reassurance. You have a hard day waking
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  her up. Like keep going after your dreams. But
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  sometimes when a woman says keep going after
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  your dreams, that means she's investing in you
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  like a cloud chasing Bitcoin owner. Because deep
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  down, many men are more insecure than they will
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  ever openly admit. I'm insecure. I don't even
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  know if the show's good. It is. But I'm just
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  saying, all men are insecure. And the ones that
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  claim to not be insecure, the men that are so
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  manly, are insecure. When he feels like he is
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  never enough, attraction slows him down. I feel
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  like I was never enough since I was born. And
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  you know what I do? I get over it. Whatever.
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  I'm not enough. I'm a disappointment to my family.
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  They wanted me to be Roman Catholic. Here's a
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  woman bringing on a very fascinating topic. Something
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  that men go through a lot. Women talk about,
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  oh, men don't go through menopause or pregnancies
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  or periods. Are men checking them out all day?
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  But ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we
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  go through the idea of ghosting. Do we ever?
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  I think it's time we do this bit. We go through
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  something that is the absolute worst thing to
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  ever happen. Disgusting! Oh, sure. Got it. Whatever.
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  Whatever. I am. Now that is a ghost. I wouldn't
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  ghost on you. There is nothing worse for a man.
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  Nothing. Maybe besides accidental pregnancy.
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  There is nothing worse than being a little overdramatic.
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  Obviously, there's things that are worse than
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  what I'm about to say. But when you think you
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  have a lead on a woman, and as men, we start
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  to think like, oh, well, if we keep going at
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  this pace, maybe we can turn it to a relationship.
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  And I can turn it into marriage. No. And all
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  of a sudden, they ghost on you it's the worst
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  you're like i got a big dick i can't because
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  of that but seriously it's the worst feeling
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  because you're kind of like you're kind of you
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  know twiddling your thumbs you know like when
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  you uh i just did it but it's i don't have video
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  um purposely no one needs to see me on camera
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  but you know like when you like kind of twiddle
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  your pointer finger where your left watch where
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  your watch should be on your left hand kind of
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  implying time's going by you kind of have that
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  as a man when you're like why is the woman not
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  hitting me up she getting banged up out of dudes
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  especially when you didn't do anything If your
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  partner can go the entire day without speaking
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  to you, and let me give you a heart. I can't
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  listen to them. That music in the background
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  is terrible. They need to get some better video
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  editors. Here's the hottest woman again. It's
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  this viral trend of these women doing videos
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  in their cars. I'm so celebrating. to do a selfie
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  video. She says men need to stop acting like
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  strangers on dates. When you meet a woman for
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  the first time, you're scientifically proven
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  to come off as more attractive if you assume
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  familiarity and warmth. I just remember they
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  poop in the morning and I hear them in Zoom.
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  Instead of acting like a stranger. Social scientists
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  call this behavioral confirmation. The way that
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  you act around somebody subtly influences how
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  they behave around you. Yeah, let me be honest.
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  I'm good for me and the girl of the day. I've
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  gone to Pelican Pub and I'm banging them on.
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  But just the way I worded that, I bet I'm going
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  to have so many women coming at my door. Or inside.
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  Ryan, I heard you use the term banging on a limb
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  and I'm so turned on. No, but I don't even know
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  what I'm saying. So, for example, if you're meeting
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  a woman from Hinge for the first time, and the
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  first thing - God, Hinge is so much work. Is
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  this so wishy -washy? You say to her is, haha,
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  isn't it weird that we met online? You've now
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  framed your interaction as awkward and unusual.
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  Yeah, whatever. Yeah, but what I was saying earlier
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  is, I've met up with so many girls at the bar.
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  About 40 % of the time I get laid. But you know
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  what I don't have? And this takes me as a man.
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  This is a lot for me to admit. But I do not have
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  game. Oh, I got looks. As the nerd community
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  calls me a himbo. All my ex's friends used to
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  call me that. It's like a male version of a bimbo.
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  Yeah, because you're all fat subs. No, but there
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  is this thing though. I cannot get a girl at
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  the bar. I sit there. I'm nervous. I'm checking
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  dirt. And there's some other guy with big game.
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  But the thing is, he's going to have whiskey
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  tea. I'll go to pound town. So that's what happens.
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  And to any women listening to my show that are
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  like, if I go to Pelican Pub, is Ryan Hoppy going
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  to talk like this? Where in one second, he's
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  talking under his breath. And then he's projecting
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  it like this. If you think this is real life,
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  you need to get your head checked. This is an
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  interesting clip here. Now, I would have preferred
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  this could be read to me by a woman, but man's
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  fine. He explains why situationships end in disappointment.
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  What usually happens in situationships is women
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  are, you know. They're batting for the grand
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  slam and they might get like a base run. They
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  might be capable of a base run, whatever, but
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  they're selling themselves as a grand slam hitter.
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  If you know, I don't know what I'm saying. I
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  don't know. The base run pretty much anybody
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  can, can get. Yeah, I guess. That's what their
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  capabilities are. He's overthinking it. See,
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  if it was a woman, it wouldn't be breaking it
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  down via sports. Because men always have to equate
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  stuff to sports. No. Our situations are very
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  dangerous. Because, yeah, sex is good. Yeah,
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  you're enjoying the orgasms. Pew, pew. Grab the
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  clacks. No, but then what happens is time starts
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  going by. I was in a situation for two years,
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  almost as long as my relationship from five years
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  ago and longer than my engagement. Mm -hmm. But
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  the problem was she never really committed. And
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  then it ended with mutual respect, but no more
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  communication. Ah! And this car crash, I don't
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  know if that is significant to their relationship
• 26:04
  because I would drive to Tampa to see her and
• 26:07
  have to drive around car crashes. I'm totally
• 26:11
  playing it because of that and not because she
• 26:13
  stopped talking to me. There you go. 856 -49
• 26:21
  -HAPPY. Some streamer named King69 says women
• 26:29
  don't want you to be your best self. There's
• 26:31
  some women that you're with that they don't want
• 26:33
  you to be your best self. Whether you know it
• 26:36
  or not, chat. Whatever. There's women out there
• 26:38
  that really know your potential. They see it
• 26:42
  in the club, hanging out. The potential in you,
• 26:46
  and they're scared for you to reach the potential.
• 26:49
  Yeah, it's kind of scary. That's the stupidest
• 26:51
  thing I've ever heard. You want to find a woman
• 26:53
  that will stay. Because they're scared that you
• 26:59
  might leave them for something better. That's
• 27:01
  the God honest truth. What? I've seen it. Damn.
• 27:06
  He's the God honest truth. I'm glad you told
• 27:10
  me the God honest truth. What, you're going to
• 27:12
  lie like a devil? I thought that was kind of
• 27:15
  funny. I love that fake doctor. Dr. Cheyenne
• 27:21
  Bryant goes off at a journalist. Man, she's such
• 27:24
  a hot piece of ass. I don't care how much lying
• 27:27
  she does. She's still hot. Hot, hot, hot. The
• 27:33
  place of who they are is discipline and boundaries.
• 27:37
  If gentle parenting creates gentle children,
• 27:40
  sign me up. I definitely want to create more
• 27:43
  gentle adults, especially men. Hold on a minute.
• 27:46
  Especially men. What a ready show. Shut up, bitch.
• 27:54
  Let him talk. Can you let him talk? Jesus Christ.
• 28:02
  You're as credible as Dr. Dre. In the world,
• 28:06
  it's more gentle. What the heck? I'm going to
• 28:12
  say all these outlandish opinions, but now let
• 28:14
  the man defend himself. And I wonder why no one
• 28:17
  wants to debut. Mm -hmm. Lil Wayne's officially
• 28:22
  quietly got engaged. Wayne is officially off
• 28:25
  the market. Sources with direct knowledge tell
• 28:27
  Team Z that the rap superstar is quietly engaged
• 28:29
  after reportedly popping the question earlier
• 28:31
  this year to a woman in her 20s. I wonder if
• 28:34
  he's going to pop it on the wedding night. Or
• 28:38
  if it's already been popped. By the way, he was
• 28:40
  my most listened to rapper of all time. My most
• 28:43
  listened to artist. I'm so passionate about it,
• 28:46
  I'm about to sneeze. Oh no, the sneeze went away.
• 28:50
  One sec. No, that's not real serious. No, it
• 28:56
  went away. Damn it, my sneeze went away. From
• 29:00
  Indiana. Wayne's love life has always drawn attention
• 29:02
  over the years. As you guys might know, he was
• 29:03
  previously engaged to model Letitia Thomas. Here's
• 29:06
  the thing. You can be engaged all you want. You
• 29:10
  can be engaged. But if you don't have a wedding
• 29:14
  set within the next two to three years, you just
• 29:17
  try to lock them down so that they don't cheat.
• 29:22
  That thought is... With the two calling it off
• 29:25
  in 2020. He was also engaged to singer Nivea
• 29:28
  with whom he... Yeah, you see how many of these
• 29:29
  turned into weddings? I'm not at all. There's
• 29:32
  a son with... He's had other relationships over
• 29:34
  the years, including... Whatever. He ran through
• 29:37
  that. Supposedly clavicular called Sidney Sweeney,
• 29:44
  man. He's just mad he can't get a girl like that.
• 29:53
  Here's a discussion about why men have problems
• 29:56
  with high body counts. Do you understand why
• 30:01
  guys would have a problem with a woman with a
• 30:04
  high body count, though? This has been a rant.
• 30:06
  I don't know. Train tracks? Do you understand
• 30:09
  the logic behind it? I think it's insecurity.
• 30:12
  That's where it comes from. I think it's insecurity.
• 30:14
  That's where it comes from. There you go. Or
• 30:17
  maybe not want to think about 70 dudes just clowning.
• 30:20
  70 dudes! Here's a woman saying that her love
• 30:26
  is not guaranteed. Wow. Yeah, and the problem
• 30:55
  is she can get the hell out of there whenever.
• 30:58
  And then the grass ain't always greener. Lil
• 31:03
  Wayne went on Barstool Sports and said the Carter
• 31:06
  7 might be coming out. I can't wait for it to
• 31:10
  be an album of two songs that are good out of
• 31:13
  20. The Carter 6 last year. Is the Carter 7 coming
• 31:15
  soon? And if so, is that the case? Maybe give
• 31:20
  us a sneak peek if there's any features on the
• 31:22
  album. Whatever. The Carter 7 is coming. Yeah,
• 31:26
  it sounds like that. Soon, I'm not sure. I'm
• 31:30
  not sure if we're going to. We're just going
• 31:32
  to use some unreleased mixtapes from 15 years
• 31:34
  ago. Just name my next album The Carter 7, but
• 31:38
  I got albums coming as well. There you go. We
• 31:42
  are honestly no jokes, son. We're very lucky
• 31:48
  to have him. He's almost died three times. Here's
• 31:54
  the tale of the nipple babies. Mm -hmm. And no,
• 31:58
  it's not a clip of the Joe show on 93 .3 FLZ.
• 32:01
  Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson, opened
• 32:04
  up about no longer being performative online
• 32:07
  to the public about her dad. Yeah, she realized
• 32:10
  her dad's a piece of garbage. Here she is telling
• 32:15
  Jackass one. Because I don't really feel like
• 32:18
  any of us owe anyone anything. She's such a hot
• 32:22
  piece of ass. And the way I express myself now,
• 32:29
  I don't want it to feel performative. I am. At
• 32:34
  least she admits it. Oh yeah, Ray J was in the
• 32:38
  hospital. Whatever. Johnny the Knife! I show
• 32:45
  speed was shocked after finding out that Theo
• 32:48
  Von chews 12 pieces of gum at a time because
• 32:51
  he misses cocaine. Is that gum in your mouth?
• 32:54
  Yeah, I do a lot of gum. Why do you like to like
• 32:56
  that? I just do it. That looks like three layers
• 32:59
  of gum. I just sell a dumb redneck. I got 12
• 33:02
  pieces in right now. All right. He's okay. We
• 33:06
  got Trump elected and he's like, where's Trump
• 33:08
  at? You got a moron elected. You got used. Here's
• 33:18
  Rick Ross going on the Patrick Bet -David show.
• 33:23
  What's going on the Patrick Bet -David show means
• 33:25
  that you just kind of let, you know, whatever
• 33:28
  happened, happen. You're kind of happy to be
• 33:32
  there. You're kind of paying for the gas. You
• 33:36
  came out of nowhere. It's value taming or whatever
• 33:39
  the man, LM marketing, you know. So you're not
• 33:44
  going to ask any hard -hitting questions, Patrick,
• 33:46
  but David, because you want to be the man. Oh,
• 33:50
  you want to be an influencer. Here is Rick Ross
• 33:54
  saying that 50 Cent can wash the bottom of his
• 33:58
  yacht. Can't wait for 50's response. For you,
• 34:01
  just because of you, I let 50 wash the bottom
• 34:05
  of my yacht. You're going to let him wash the
• 34:08
  bottom of the yacht? Yeah. Yes. Yes. I'm a multi
• 34:14
  -low marketing schemer who sold the company before
• 34:17
  attempting to get in trouble. It says here, a
• 34:20
  podcast for independent and critical thinkers,
• 34:22
  even though I side with mega. I mean, you're
• 34:26
  going to be that kind? Yes, doing the Howard
• 34:29
  Stern thing. Sounding like I'm the man in the
• 34:31
  room. Only because it's you. Why, your level
• 34:34
  of kindness is on a whole different level. Come
• 34:37
  on, man. You know whenever you listen to somebody
• 34:39
  and you can totally tell they listen to Howard
• 34:42
  Stern's interviews? Listen to how Patrick Bet
• 34:43
  -David just is his cadence of talking over the
• 34:46
  guest. Kind? Only because it's you. While you're
• 34:51
  level up behind him. You see, Rick Ross is still
• 34:53
  talking and Patrick's like, I got to make it
• 34:55
  about me. He's on a whole different level. Come
• 34:58
  on, man. All right, hang on. Riveting podcasting
• 35:05
  there. Oh, no, my boy Rob Gargiela was counting
• 35:11
  on it. Patrick, Matt, Dave, and I think he's
• 35:15
  still over there. Remember when Rover and Calton
• 35:17
  were like, Rob's going to be nothing without
• 35:19
  us. Even Bubba. Yeah. Let me do my shock talk
• 35:24
  voices. Here's Rover saying Rob Gargiulo will
• 35:27
  be nothing without him. Yes, do you. I gave this
• 35:31
  kid an opportunity. He's working for Kid Crush,
• 35:34
  who copies me. Yes, do you. Rob Gargiulo will
• 35:39
  do nothing without me. Man, the legendary Rovers,
• 35:42
  morning glory. We sure host Rover. And then here's
• 35:49
  Kelton after Rob left. He's a good guy. He's
• 35:53
  not really mad for this type of radio. I wish
• 35:55
  him the best. I'm going to slide around for 10
• 35:57
  years. And then here's Bubba after he left. Oh,
• 36:00
  yes. If he can't work with me, I can't. He can't
• 36:04
  work with anybody. And then Rob did it. You're
• 36:09
  the man. 8 -5 -6. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.
• 36:14
  Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.
• 36:16
  Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.
• 36:18
  Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.
• 36:19
  Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.
• 36:34
  Sheesh. Phil Hendry, you can keep doing the voices.
• 36:39
  I'll do whatever I do here. Which, I'll be honest,
• 36:42
  I'm trying to figure it out too. 8, 5, 6, 49,
• 36:45
  happy. Nikki Glaser did, I like the racist jokes
• 36:48
  at the Kevin Hart rest. Yeah, let's see if she
• 36:51
  ever said a sexist joke in her past. RFK Jr.
• 36:55
  loves playing with snakes. Cause he has one!
• 36:58
  Justin Herber called Madison Beer before her
• 37:02
  concert and interrupted her. Derek Hoff from
• 37:07
  Dancing with the Stars said a gun was once held
• 37:10
  to his head. Ray J hospitalized after MMA match.
• 37:17
  Donald Trump's wife changed his last name to
• 37:23
  Trump on social media. Mm -hmm. MC Light says
• 37:28
  that we will miss Rob Bass's music. Oh, yeah.
• 37:32
  It's that hot piece of ass Farrah Abraham in
• 37:35
  an American flag bikini. I want to rip it off.
• 37:38
  Mm -hmm. And then in sad news, Kourtney Stott
• 37:41
  got her boobs to be smaller. Mm. Wow, what'd
• 37:46
  you do? They were great knockers. Happy Hot Topic.
• 37:54
  Today on TM. Okay, Donald Trump, he is about
• 38:01
  to grace the cover of another magazine. That
• 38:04
  is a loser magazine. And parenting. Yeah, according
• 38:08
  to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, President Trump
• 38:10
  doesn't know if he's going to attend his son's
• 38:12
  wedding. The worst parent in the world. It's
• 38:14
  a small ceremony. Yeah, but a small ceremony
• 38:17
  your dad should probably still attend. Why is
• 38:19
  a wedding important? Charles didn't invite me
• 38:21
  to his wedding, and I have not held that against
• 38:23
  him. You didn't know that. Create Charles. No,
• 38:26
  no, no, but Charles didn't want you to go. Shots
• 38:32
  fired! Paramedics race to NASCAR legend Kyle
• 38:36
  Busch on Wednesday. I've got an individual that
• 38:40
  shortness of breath, very high, coughing up some
• 38:43
  blood. As we now know, the NASCAR legend died
• 38:45
  Thursday. He just raced in a NASCAR truck series
• 38:48
  race on the 15th. So that's the Friday before
• 38:50
  he died? Yes, and he wins the thing. They're
• 38:52
  interviewing him after the race. Why do these
• 38:54
  moments never get old, Kyle? Because you never
• 38:57
  know when the last one is. Oh my god, it's E.
• 39:00
  And it actually was his last. It's Eerie. Everybody's
• 39:04
  favorite bad boy, Tom Hardy, is living up to
• 39:06
  his reputation. I don't know if he's a bad boy.
• 39:08
  I think he's a douchebag. Reputation because
• 39:11
  he was reportedly fired from his TV show, Mobland.
• 39:15
  But here's the thing. It only makes me want to
• 39:18
  mourn. That sounds kind of gay. Which, that would
• 39:22
  be fine if you're gay. Now to the Top Tier Jerker
• 39:25
  movies. A recent poll from a UK channel revealing
• 39:28
  movie fans' favorite films that are most likely
• 39:30
  to get the tears flowing. Let's take a look at
• 39:32
  the top ten. Click. That was a sad ending. That
• 39:37
  was a weird Adam Sandler movie. ...to make us
• 39:40
  cry at ten. P .S. I love you. Dirty Dancing's
• 39:44
  at nine. Nodding Hills at eight. Pretty Woman.
• 39:46
  Did we cry during Pretty Woman? Did we cry? No.
• 39:50
  Six, Love Actually. Number five, Casablanca.
• 39:54
  Coming in at number four is Gone with the Wind.
• 39:56
  And the number three top tearjerker movie is
• 39:59
  Ghost. So let's get to number two. Get to the
• 40:02
  play! Like true cars in daily fashion. Get to
• 40:06
  the play. What movie is this? It's from the 80s.
• 40:11
  I'm a bird. What is this? I was like negative
• 40:16
  seven. I was in my dad's balls when this came
• 40:17
  out. I'm a bird. Was it the birds? What movie
• 40:25
  is this? Tell me. Did you add any to the, what
• 40:28
  did you say? Well, this may be controversial,
• 40:30
  but Beaches, it's a classic. Yeah, I cried. Why
• 40:33
  would that be a classic? Terms of Endearment.
• 40:35
  Oh, that's the number one. It's so weird seeing
• 40:38
  Savannah Cuthbert there and being like, where
• 40:39
  the hell is your mom? Steel Magnolia? Shut up,
• 40:44
  Nepo, baby. What about Rambo? What an idiot.
• 41:02
  Number one, like they were chasing him out there.
• 41:05
  Yes. You know the movie I cried out? Lassie?
• 41:08
  Lassie. Old Yeller. The Notebook, by the way,
• 41:12
  is number two. Old Yeller. The number one most
• 41:14
  likely to make it. Titanic. Okay. Jesus Christ.
• 41:19
  That was the most today show thing I've ever
• 41:21
  seen. I'm not getting to the point. Blah. Blah.
• 41:27
  Blah. Jennifer Lopez shares a rare glimpse of
• 41:34
  her 18 -year -old twins while celebrating Memorial
• 41:36
  Day. Oh my God, I got old and they're 18 years
• 41:39
  old. Can you believe that? Oh, how time flies.
• 41:45
  Anne Hathaway is revealing she almost lost her
• 41:49
  eyesight. The Devil Wears Prada actress shared
• 41:52
  on the New York Times. She's such a hot piece
• 41:55
  of ass. It's almost insane. How hot she is. Past
• 42:00
  podcast. All right, so she almost lost eyesight.
• 42:04
  That wouldn't have been good. Kate Manzi is clocking
• 42:07
  out. After three years playing General Hospitals,
• 42:10
  Christina Carinthos Davis, the daughter of mob
• 42:13
  boss Sonny Carinthos, played by Maurice. All
• 42:17
  right, so someone left General Hospital. I don't
• 42:19
  know what's more boring. I didn't learn about
• 42:21
  General Hospital or the show. Happy Hot Topic.
• 42:26
  It's going to be so tasteful what we're doing.
• 42:29
  It's not going to be lame. Your face is lame.
• 42:35
  Yeah, they really miss him. And he's also a moneymaker.
• 42:47
  All right, they put plenty of thought in. Good.
• 42:51
  Glad I didn't rush it. I'm glad you did not.
• 43:02
  Lizzo is feeling good, debunking rumors about
• 43:05
  herself. Man, look at how she is. She's so dead.
• 43:10
  Big boned. The Truth Hurts singer set the record
• 43:15
  straight after fans online accused her of, quote,
• 43:19
  talking about Taylor Swift. Man, if you care
• 43:22
  about what someone says about Taylor, she doesn't
• 43:24
  care about you. She cares about your money. Swift,
• 43:29
  an ex -user, took to the platform on May 22nd
• 43:33
  to share some stats referring... Oh, my God.
• 43:36
  Lizzo's got this rocking body. You can spank
• 43:43
  it. ...to Taylor's latest album and Lizzo's 2025...
• 43:47
  I don't care. Man, listen, you know what? Maybe
• 43:51
  our topic was good for you. Megan McCain is honoring
• 43:57
  the life of her brother, Douglas McCain. After
• 44:00
  the eldest son of late Senator John McCain died
• 44:03
  at the age of 66. Yeah, this made me feel real
• 44:07
  old. Realizing that John McCain's son died. the
• 44:13
  view alum paid tribute to his legacy taking to
• 44:17
  x megan wrote on may 24th i am deeply saddened
• 44:21
  to share the news of my brother doug mccain's
• 44:24
  sudden passing rest in peace bud i bet you had
• 44:28
  stories miley cyrus is remembering advice from
• 44:32
  dad billy ray cyrus who I don't know. What's
• 44:36
  your advice? Was noticeably absent from the singer's
• 44:38
  Walk of Fame ceremony, calling one of his favorite
• 44:41
  sayings about hard work and perseverance. I am.
• 44:46
  Revening stuff! Happy Hot Topic! Hey, guys, we're
• 44:51
  going to stop Popstar. I got things to do. Great
• 44:53
  to have you. Come on, we're going to stop. Oh,
• 44:54
  yeah, man. They are really chatty today on the
• 44:57
  Today Show. Make it a little more chattier than
• 45:00
  usual. Idris Elba. Fans and myself have long
• 45:03
  time speculated that he would be, should be the
• 45:06
  next in line to play James Bond. So woke them.
• 45:10
  Even though I think he'd be good. Iconic film
• 45:11
  franchise. But while the actor says he's complimented
• 45:15
  by those rumors, he is setting the record straight,
• 45:16
  telling People Magazine he was never actually
• 45:19
  in the running. That is sad. That is just an
• 45:22
  online meme that people fell for. Happy Hot Topic.
• 45:27
  Like most of the online memes. Ella Bright is
• 45:30
  defending her age gap with fellow off -campus
• 45:33
  castmates. Whatever. She's younger. She's hot.
• 45:39
  19 -year -old who plays Hannah Wells in the TV
• 45:42
  adaptation of Elle Kennedy's Hockey. There's
• 45:44
  something going on. We're like shaming younger
• 45:47
  women for being around other guys who cares.
• 45:51
  As long as you don't literally wait outside the
• 45:53
  playground like, hey, you 18 yet? Like some people
• 45:58
  in the cover community? Mm -hmm. The romance
• 46:01
  series addressed the criticism surrounding her
• 46:03
  nearly 10 -year age gap with her on -screen love
• 46:06
  interest, Belmont Camelli. Whatever. Appearing
• 46:10
  on the May 26th episode of the Not Skinny But
• 46:13
  Not Fat Podcast. Go fuck yourself. Not to elaborate,
• 46:17
  but they're playing footage of the Not Skinny
• 46:22
  But Not Fat Podcast and then having the woman
• 46:25
  talk to your reporter. Am I there to learn about
• 46:29
  you, you annoying broad? Neil McDonough is opening
• 46:32
  up about being blackballed from Hollywood and
• 46:34
  Luke Perry taking him in. Oh, yeah, so nice of
• 46:38
  him. During an interview with Fox News Digital,
• 46:40
  published May 26th, the six -year -old says he
• 46:43
  was fired from the show because he wouldn't kiss
• 46:45
  a woman who was not his wife. Oh, that's kind
• 46:49
  of stupid. Happy Hot Topic! Just catch him and
• 46:56
  bang him! E's very own Kelty Knight says undergoing
• 46:59
  a nine -hour facelift was the best thing she's
• 47:01
  ever done. It says a lot about your vapid life.
• 47:06
  Admitting it's more freeing to own it than to
• 47:09
  hide it. You got it, girl, I guess. Kelty revealing
• 47:12
  in a Glamour essay published May 26th that she
• 47:15
  struggled with Hollywood's beauty standards throughout
• 47:17
  her career as a host and podcaster. Whatever.
• 47:21
  Sharing that she first... Why are they doing
• 47:23
  this thing where they're... They're doing this
• 47:29
  thing where they're having a news anchor read
• 47:31
  it in their monotone voice. Rosie O'Donnell admits
• 47:39
  she went under the knife and got a facelift.
• 47:42
  In a May 25th Substack post, the comedian reveals
• 47:49
  that she decided to get the procedure done in
• 47:52
  January of this year. Whatever. You're almost
• 47:56
  like 70. Who cares? I keep getting, like, notifications.
• 47:59
  Like, do you want to watch a house? I go, no,
• 48:01
  I don't. I'm fine. God, she's so freaking hot.
• 48:04
  I made it. Eva Longoria was Gabrielle Solis.
• 48:08
  God, she's so freaking naughty. In my mind. And
• 48:12
  Wisteria Lane was her home for eight years. Man,
• 48:14
  Tony Parker cheated on that. Reminds you, anybody
• 48:19
  can get cheated on. Just saying. years but don't
• 48:25
  expect the emmy nominee to take a trip down memory
• 48:27
  lane she's not gonna watch him god i loved her
• 48:32
  character oh i did jenny molin is reflecting
• 48:35
  on her post split life after announcing her breakup
• 48:38
  from jason biggs oh yeah he seems like he means
• 48:42
  whatever just kind of like kind of a bojack horseman
• 48:45
  kind of vibe is kind of what i'm getting from
• 48:49
  The mom of two shares in a new Substack essay
• 48:51
  that she's coping with her major life transition
• 48:54
  with a trip to Italy. Girls trap midlife crisis.
• 48:59
  We don't need a man. I'll be crying the whole
• 49:02
  time. The wife of teen mom's Ryan Edwards, Amanda
• 49:06
  Connor, is facing legal troubles. Amanda was
• 49:10
  arrested by the Chattanooga Police Department
• 49:12
  in Tennessee May 24th on charges of driving under
• 49:15
  the influence. Ah, that's good. Mother out of
• 49:18
  here! That's good! K .J. Dillard shares insight
• 49:22
  into his inner world during the Summer House
• 49:24
  Season 10 reunion. After host Andy Cohen shares
• 49:28
  the fans' appreciation for K .J.'s openness about
• 49:30
  his mental health struggles throughout the season,
• 49:33
  the 28 -year -old explains that his mental health
• 49:35
  took a turn following filming of the show. I
• 49:38
  didn't expect it. In the fall, I went through
• 49:41
  some heavy stuff mentally. Well, I'm glad you're
• 49:46
  okay. It's time for Megyn Kelly News. Hoppy hour.
• 49:59
  Literally happening right now. With that plastic
• 50:47
  smile Fake outrage and a sprayed on style We
• 51:47
  got one simple fact. Everybody loves to sing.
• 51:51
  Megyn Kelly's hook. I thought it was better than
• 52:19
  what you hear on 98 .9. There you go. There's
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  the Megyn Kelly sex songs. Yeah, she's out of
• 52:38
  her mind. Isn't she? We got so much Megyn Kelly
• 52:43
  today. Stop talking. The problem is, people like
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  me cover it, so we give it power. That's our
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  problem, is if we just ignore it. She's like
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  HPV, you gotta kind of address it. We can't act
• 53:04
  like it's not there. 856 -49 -HOPI. Here she
• 53:11
  is talking about Epstein now. So it's been shocking
• 53:13
  to see how many people who, to whom that seemed
• 53:16
  to be important. Just immediately pivot to, no,
• 53:20
  it's no longer. Whatever. You got him elected.
• 53:23
  Shut up! Here she is talking about Trump cheating
• 53:26
  on every wife. Man! She has like a seesaw. She
• 53:30
  just goes, whatever the popular opinion is. Trump
• 53:34
  has cheated on every wife he's had. He met Marla
• 53:40
  Maples while he was still married. What a hag.
• 53:44
  Gosh, she's the worst. And then, You know, she
• 53:47
  is bitching about Trump some more. It's stunning
• 53:50
  to me that the people who voted for the man who
• 53:53
  said over and over, not only no new wars, but
• 53:59
  no war with Iran. Wow. She's a dirty hag, isn't
• 54:04
  she? Today on TMZ. Okay. This is kind of interesting.
• 54:11
  Timothee Chalamet is one of the biggest stars
• 54:13
  in the world. He looked like an average Joe at
• 54:17
  the Knicks game. Oh, yeah! He's on us! Not really.
• 54:22
  They made Kylie and Timothee sit in the second
• 54:25
  row. Because this was in Cleveland. You're not
• 54:27
  allowed to root for the opposing team from courtside
• 54:29
  seats. How do they know? They have Knicks regalia.
• 54:31
  They got orange and blue all over. No, what you
• 54:33
  do is, like, you wear the Cavs, and then you
• 54:36
  take it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jacob Elordi and
• 54:39
  Kendall Jenner went on a double date. Double
• 54:41
  dates are so easy. No. They're the worst, because
• 54:44
  what if, like, he pulls her chair, then it's
• 54:45
  like, your guy has to pull, like, your chair.
• 54:47
  And then you get in the car, and you're like,
• 54:49
  he opened the door. Why didn't you open my door,
• 54:51
  babe? Bitch is a nine. Why do you live to complain?
• 54:57
  That is so rich coming from you. It's unbelievable.
• 55:03
  Shots fired. Kevin Hart answering whether that
• 55:07
  roast went over the line. The George Floyd joke,
• 55:09
  it wasn't a tasteful joke. Would I tell those
• 55:12
  jokes? No. If the joke is okay, why are you saying,
• 55:16
  I didn't do it, I didn't do it? He thinks Tony's
• 55:20
  right, but he also feels like the black community
• 55:22
  is mad at him. Two things can be right at the
• 55:24
  same time. No, they can't. It's inconsistent.
• 55:27
  These two things are inconsistent. This healthy
• 55:30
  handler is spilling the tea on one of her worst
• 55:33
  dates. This dirty running hag blocked me. Gee,
• 55:38
  I wonder why I blocked her. You notice how I
• 55:41
  wonder why she blocked me with those nice little
• 55:43
  endorsements like calling her a dirty running
• 55:45
  hag. Oh, I bet she loved that. No, she's on the
• 55:48
  Kristen Cavallari podcast. The old ledger owner,
• 55:54
  she slipped her way to the top to get that Chelsea
• 55:58
  and Bailey shot. In 2008, when I went on TV,
• 56:02
  we were all such fans of her previous work. Yeah,
• 56:06
  I went on a date with Bobby Slade. He ordered
• 56:08
  me food. Man, she got a raggedy body count. But
• 56:11
  then I, they brought me the bill. If you're a
• 56:13
  man, you should pay always. I don't want to listen
• 56:16
  to this broad. Gail King is setting the record
• 56:19
  straight while appearing on the May 27th episode
• 56:23
  of Call Her Daddy. Oh yeah, this is the other
• 56:26
  Ask Kiss Interview show. If you are a woman and
• 56:32
  you go and call her daddy, whatever, whatever
• 56:35
  you want to tell the public that's a lie, just
• 56:37
  go on there because they'll let you say it. CBS
• 56:40
  Mornings anchor addressed speculation that she
• 56:43
  and best friend for nearly 50 years, Oprah Winfrey,
• 56:47
  were secretly in a romantic relationship. It
• 56:50
  used to really bother me. I don't know why you
• 56:53
  believe it. Maybe because they're always seen.
• 56:56
  out and about together. When do you ever see
• 56:59
  them with their men? I don't even know. I mean,
• 57:01
  I know there's the rumor of Stedman with Oprah.
• 57:04
  But think about it. In the 70 years these two
• 57:09
  haven't been alive, you don't think they've done
• 57:10
  anything? They're just friends that go everywhere
• 57:15
  together. I was recently divorced and the National
• 57:17
  Enquirer did a story about that's the reason
• 57:19
  for the divorce because they're secretly gay.
• 57:22
  I don't think it's true. I don't have any proof,
• 57:26
  but I gotta think it's true. Number one, if we
• 57:29
  were gay, we would tell you because... No, you
• 57:31
  wouldn't. You're boomers. I mean, now it's acceptable,
• 57:34
  but not in the 90s. Believe me, there's nothing
• 57:39
  wrong with it. It's just, I prefer a man. Oh,
• 57:43
  yeah. Oprah can be there for the day. When Gayle's
• 57:47
  divorce from William Bumpus in 1993, the rumors
• 57:51
  surrounding her and Oprah became... Also, when...
• 57:54
  One second. When was the last time Gayle King
• 57:59
  was married? Mm -hmm. She has not been married
• 58:05
  since 93! All right. That's where it's a little
• 58:10
  suspicious. Came detrimental to her dating life.
• 58:14
  When I was pooping my diaper, she was getting
• 58:17
  divorced. To the point where Gayle would ask
• 58:20
  Oprah to say something on her talk show. She
• 58:23
  told host Alex Cooper, I would say to her, you've
• 58:26
  got to say something on your show because it's
• 58:28
  hard enough for me to get a date on Saturday
• 58:30
  night. Yeah, right there. She wants her to say
• 58:32
  stuff because they're hiding that they're lovers.
• 58:37
  And there is nothing you're going to say that's
• 58:39
  going to sidetrack me from thinking they're not
• 58:41
  lovers. It's just their connection together,
• 58:46
  their energy. This is an inside radio reference.
• 58:51
  It's very Howard Stern and Ralph the Hairdresser
• 58:54
  type of vibe. Or you'll never know, but there's
• 58:58
  things that are there. But yeah, they're probably
• 59:04
  lovers. Let's be honest. Mm -hmm. The sooner
• 59:07
  we're honest with ourselves, we can move on from
• 59:09
  that topic. Here is Tony Hinchcliffe bitching
• 59:13
  about Chelsea Handler, my best friend. Heaven
• 59:15
  Heart was something else, huh? It's the first
• 59:18
  time I've been called a Nazi multiple times in
• 59:22
  just a few hours. I guess that's what L .A. writers'
• 59:26
  rooms, all these... A lot of mentally ill liberals
• 59:32
  out there. Somehow with all these blacks and
• 59:37
  Jews and Mexicans around me, I guess I'm a Nazi
• 59:41
  somehow. I guess the guy that pulls names out
• 59:44
  of a bucket, giving everybody an opportunity.
• 59:46
  Hell yeah. Defend yourself against a dumb broad.
• 59:50
  Is a Nazi. Isn't that something? And I got called
• 59:52
  a Nazi, gay, a racist over and over again. Well,
• 59:56
  you're probably gay. I'm none of those three
• 59:58
  things. A little fun fact. But they are. They
• 1:00:04
  are fat, ugly, black, and Jewish. Everything
• 1:00:08
  I said was real about them, just a reminder.
• 1:00:11
  I woke up today, and even though... Even though...
• 1:00:17
  What are you saying? There's news articles because
• 1:00:20
  the news isn't real. Nothing is real. Let's say
• 1:00:24
  that I got lit up by Chelsea Handler. He's really
• 1:00:27
  tan. He's very off -putting. Which is very, very
• 1:00:30
  funny because that's not what happened at all.
• 1:00:32
  You can't believe anything you see or read on
• 1:00:35
  the news anymore. You have to actually watch
• 1:00:37
  the thing for yourself. She was a bit of a c***,
• 1:00:40
  I'll tell you that. She just kept coming at me
• 1:00:44
  over. She said I went took the Saudi Arabia money.
• 1:00:47
  She was like wrong about things. Writers just
• 1:00:51
  didn't do her any justice. But then and then
• 1:00:54
  the teleprompter, the fun fact, the teleprompter
• 1:00:57
  only went down during my set. And and it gave
• 1:01:02
  me a lot of opportunity to remind Chelsea Handler
• 1:01:05
  what she looks like. Oh, he's the best. Where
• 1:01:12
  her life is. The rest of the comedians suck on
• 1:01:15
  the show, but that was funny. They got the Roy
• 1:01:19
  and Humpy. A stamp of approval. It's time for
• 1:01:22
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• 1:01:27
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• 1:01:35
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• 1:01:47
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• 1:01:57
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• 1:02:00
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• 1:02:04
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• 1:02:06
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• 1:02:08
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• 1:02:41
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• 1:02:42
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• 1:02:45
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• 1:02:47
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• 1:02:49
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• 1:02:51
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• 1:02:54
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• 1:03:30
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• 1:03:36
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• 1:04:17
  now. Tiger Woods returns to social media after
• 1:04:22
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• 1:04:25
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• 1:04:30
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• 1:04:32
  stepped away from social media in wake of his
• 1:04:34
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• 1:04:37
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• 1:04:40
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• 1:04:44
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• 1:04:54
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• 1:04:57
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• 1:04:59
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  Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our time. Kardashian
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• 1:05:58
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• 1:06:06
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• 1:06:09
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• 1:06:11
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• 1:07:18
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• 1:07:21
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• 1:07:23
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• 1:07:25
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• 1:07:27
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• 1:07:30
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• 1:07:35
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• 1:07:38
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• 1:07:43
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• 1:07:46
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• 1:07:48
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• 1:07:51
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• 1:07:58
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• 1:08:10
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• 1:09:30
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• 1:09:33
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• 1:09:35
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• 1:11:40
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• 1:11:51
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• 1:12:57
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  nigga ever wanna look around for some good head
• 1:13:02
  That's what she give em People respect her when
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• 1:13:07
  that it's something that you real good for And
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• 1:13:17
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  let me give you some fluid But when you suck
• 1:13:23
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• 1:13:28
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• 1:14:48
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• 1:18:35
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• 1:18:39
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• 1:18:42
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  Fuck them because they're all fucking useless.
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  I'm sure you're hired the next day. I would give
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  up half my fucking family. I'm sure that's going
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  to be a good Christmas dinner. I would give up
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  almost everything in life. There you go. Mental
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  illness. Look at that. He's overseas hanging
• 1:19:07
  out with his daughters. That's good. He's got
• 1:19:08
  to deal with that annoying broad of a baby mama.
• 1:19:12
  Mike Brown was asked about Jalen Brunson and
• 1:19:15
  asked who he's similar to. We talked a lot this
• 1:19:18
  year about Jalen. His leadership seems to be
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  like understated. It seems like he kept himself
• 1:19:24
  with a certain degree of humility. I'm, just
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  wondering like in your previous stops both in
• 1:19:30
  san antonio and elsewhere. Have you encountered
• 1:19:33
  a leader that carries himself simon duncan And
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  stuff there you go Um here is aiden ross saying
• 1:19:45
  he's going to spend 500 000 on court side seats
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  No, I know that he's good with his money and
• 1:19:50
  i'm aware that he has money Put that in a Roth
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  IRA. Yeah, I am. I'm going to take my mom to
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  the Knicks game for sure. Oh, that's so cute.
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  Oh, you want to know how much the tickets are?
• 1:20:01
  I called my ticket guy today. Oh, yeah, you got
• 1:20:03
  to brag. Never mind. Bro, my mom was like, my
• 1:20:07
  mom was so excited, bro. Because my mom, she
• 1:20:09
  used to have, she used to go to a lot of Knicks
• 1:20:11
  games with my grandpa. I never got to meet my
• 1:20:13
  grandpa, my mom's dad. Oh, I got a lot of her
• 1:20:15
  shoes. So it's going to be $500 ,000. Good. Cool.
• 1:20:18
  Revening Star. Here's the news on the head coach
• 1:20:22
  of the Cavaliers. Welcome back in our senior
• 1:20:28
  insider, Shams Sharanya. Shams, what do you got?
• 1:20:30
  What up, Shams? I got to work on that five -second
• 1:20:34
  delay. Looking at his big forehead for five seconds.
• 1:20:37
  Malika, sources tell me that Kenny Atkinson will
• 1:20:40
  return as head coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers.
• 1:20:43
  Well, you're not going to. You just need to know
• 1:20:45
  the concept of timeout. God, you're an idiot.
• 1:20:49
  Here is a classic clip. I'm going to play it
• 1:20:52
  in its entirety and not interrupt it. Now this
• 1:20:55
  announcer, I don't know his name. See if I can
• 1:20:57
  find it on social media. He was an announcer
• 1:21:00
  for Daily Sport LA. And here's what he said about
• 1:21:06
  James Harden after James Harden choked. Two years
• 1:21:10
  ago. Ask the producer to pipe this into the Clippers
• 1:21:13
  locker room so I can talk to you, James. I hope
• 1:21:15
  you're taking notes. I'm telling you in advance,
• 1:21:16
  you're welcome for the wisdom I'm about to spew.
• 1:21:19
  Because, listen, I... Wait a second. I gotta
• 1:21:22
  be careful. God damn it. They have the beat in
• 1:21:26
  the background of Ether. One second. James Harden
• 1:21:32
  announcer. Let me find it. Fuck! I could not
• 1:21:37
  play that because of the copyright. Give me a
• 1:21:41
  sec. Abort. Maybe that's why we need an abortion.
• 1:21:45
  Abort. Abort. Abort. James Harden. I got to find
• 1:21:50
  a better version of him. Here we go. This is
• 1:21:54
  better. Right here. I'm sorry. I apologize. Type
• 1:21:58
  this into the Clippers locker room so I can talk
• 1:22:00
  to you, James. Yeah, there's not the music in
• 1:22:02
  the background. That would have strapped me like
• 1:22:04
  copy eye. I hope you're taking notes. I'm telling
• 1:22:06
  you in advance, you're welcome for the wisdom
• 1:22:08
  I'm about to spew. Because, listen, I get on
• 1:22:11
  my knees every night and pray for someone to
• 1:22:13
  believe in me like Daryl Borey believed in you.
• 1:22:16
  You wanted a certain coach, they brought in Mike
• 1:22:18
  D 'Antoni. You wanted to play a certain style,
• 1:22:19
  they played it. You wanted Dwight Howard, they
• 1:22:21
  brought him in and got rid of him when you were
• 1:22:22
  tired of him. You wanted Chris Paul, they brought
• 1:22:24
  him in and got rid of him when you were tired
• 1:22:25
  of him. They brought in your old friend. Russell
• 1:22:27
  Westbrook. You wanted to go to Vegas on off days?
• 1:22:30
  They looked away. You wanted the team to stay
• 1:22:32
  overseas? Yeah, it's not good going to Vegas
• 1:22:35
  on off days. You could go out at night. They
• 1:22:38
  changed the schedule and it didn't work. And
• 1:22:41
  you know what? You said... I'm going to break
• 1:22:44
  up with my whoopee. Not good enough. I see the
• 1:22:46
  bright lights in New York. I want to go there.
• 1:22:50
  My old pal Kevin Durant. It's going to work.
• 1:22:52
  The big three. And all after one year, you want
• 1:22:55
  it out. You realize, oh my gosh, I took this
• 1:22:57
  guy for granted. The guy that believed in me.
• 1:22:59
  I went back with Daryl Morey. They traded Ben
• 1:23:01
  Simmons for you. How did they pull that off?
• 1:23:03
  And you know what? You went there and you got
• 1:23:06
  a partner who got the MVP. He won the MVP. And
• 1:23:10
  what did you say afterwards? You said they didn't
• 1:23:13
  hand me the reins. You're the point guard. You're
• 1:23:15
  holding the reins. What did you do when you had
• 1:23:18
  the range? You scored nine points in game seven
• 1:23:20
  against Boston. You blew it. Hell yeah! Come
• 1:23:23
  on! Two series lead. So they fired their coach.
• 1:23:27
  Not good enough. You broke up with your guy,
• 1:23:29
  believed in you again. You said, the bright lights
• 1:23:31
  of LA, that's where I want to go. Let's see if
• 1:23:34
  that works. Listen, James, have you ever had
• 1:23:36
  those friends who had bad roommates? Over and
• 1:23:39
  over, they complained about their bad roommates.
• 1:23:41
  Mm -hmm. This guy's terrible. The bad roommate
• 1:23:44
  here. They never thought to be self -aware enough
• 1:23:47
  that they're the bad roommate. They're the problem.
• 1:23:49
  Hey, James, you're the problem. If this doesn't
• 1:23:52
  work this year in this system with this team,
• 1:23:56
  then you're going to go and point fingers at
• 1:23:58
  everybody else, and you're going to go back home,
• 1:24:00
  and you're going to start swiping right for another
• 1:24:01
  team, and there's not going to be anybody left.
• 1:24:04
  Because, James, you're not the beard. You're
• 1:24:06
  not the system. You're the problem. Yeah! Oh,
• 1:24:11
  oh, and the mic dropped. That hot piece of ass
• 1:24:14
  for porn. Here is James Harden on if the Knicks
• 1:24:17
  are better than the Cavs. Reflecting on this
• 1:24:21
  series, how much better, if they're better, are
• 1:24:25
  the Knicks than you guys? I mean, I can't even,
• 1:24:31
  like... I can't even figure it out because I'm
• 1:24:33
  so talented yet I always joke. I can't even answer
• 1:24:37
  that question, honestly. You know what I mean?
• 1:24:40
  Yeah, it's 4 -0, but... And I don't think we
• 1:24:46
  had a chance. What are you talking about? You
• 1:24:51
  idiot. You were up 22 points. You blew a 22 point
• 1:24:56
  lead. What a moron. What a piece of garbage.
• 1:25:01
  Here is Gilbert Arenas talking about Wemby needing
• 1:25:04
  to be more consistent. Wemby is not consistent
• 1:25:08
  at what he does from game to game. Ryan, you
• 1:25:15
  have... All right, you're putting me to sleep.
• 1:25:18
  The audio sounds terrible. Here's a little more
• 1:25:21
  James Harden. Hey, James. What's up? What up,
• 1:25:25
  Doug? That's what he says to all the boundaries
• 1:25:27
  of the strip club. Hey, James. What's up? We're
• 1:25:31
  getting some laptops tonight. This series ultimately
• 1:25:34
  came down to... Howdy. Um... He has no idea what
• 1:25:45
  to say because he has no way to take accountability.
• 1:25:48
  I would say shot making. I would say it begins
• 1:25:52
  with that. I think that they made shots. Yeah.
• 1:25:57
  Some obviously, some open and some just tough
• 1:26:02
  shots. Yeah, you know, I always take the toughest
• 1:26:04
  shots because I want to come up like a hill.
• 1:26:07
  And I don't think we made really any. I will
• 1:26:15
  leave it at that. Here's the Knicks going to
• 1:26:21
  the NBA Finals. How do you sound, Cleveland fans?
• 1:26:35
  We'll just dribble it out. Chance of let's go
• 1:26:37
  Knicks. It's over. Believe it, Knicks fans. For
• 1:26:41
  the first time in 27 years, the New York Knicks
• 1:26:44
  are going to the NBA Finals. Hey, I got a story
• 1:26:48
  for you. That I know people in high school are
• 1:26:50
  still going to be telling. But Jalen Bronson
• 1:26:53
  was a freshman in 2012 at Stevenson High School.
• 1:26:57
  And he scored a lot of points on my friends and
• 1:27:01
  beat us in my friend's last playoff game. And
• 1:27:03
  they all cried. Well, they played 24 minutes
• 1:27:07
  there in Cleveland in a game dominated by the
• 1:27:10
  New York Knicks who are 24 minutes away from...
• 1:27:13
  So James Harden, Shaq says he disappeared like
• 1:27:15
  always. And here's a little dance. Despite making
• 1:27:20
  the Eastern Conference Finals, the Cavs end their
• 1:27:22
  playoffs with a losing record. Obviously, two
• 1:27:25
  game sevens and a sweep will do that. They finish
• 1:27:27
  with a 8 -10 record. And after losing to the
• 1:27:31
  Knicks, a reporter really asked Donovan Mitchell
• 1:27:33
  if he wants to see LeBron on the team next season.
• 1:27:36
  Well, you made it pretty clear where you stand.
• 1:27:38
  So I'm going to change it up here a little bit.
• 1:27:41
  Got it. Would you like to see Bron? Is that a
• 1:27:44
  call you would make to him? You got to deal with
• 1:27:47
  the question, Donovan. You just ended the game,
• 1:27:54
  Joe. I don't know when I'll see you again. That
• 1:27:58
  is a point. I'm going to be banging out some
• 1:28:00
  snow on you. That is not for me. I don't. He's
• 1:28:06
  going to say nothing. And Amari said he was surprised
• 1:28:08
  to make the NBA Hall of Fame or Pro Basketball.
• 1:28:12
  I just want to load. Surprised. Got a call. Say,
• 1:28:16
  Amari, I got some good news for you. I was like,
• 1:28:19
  okay. All right. Hit me with it. He's like, you
• 1:28:22
  are now going to be inducted in shrine until
• 1:28:24
  the 2026 Passwall of Fame. Hell yeah. I was like,
• 1:28:27
  what? There you go. That's cute. It's time for
• 1:28:32
  some NFL news. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. We have 94
• 1:28:45
  days. Man, I remember when it was 160. 94 days
• 1:28:51
  until the NFL returns. How exciting is it going
• 1:28:56
  to be to have that back on TV? But then it also
• 1:28:59
  means that the days are shorter and that it's
• 1:29:01
  cold out. So I'm appreciating my offseason. Josh
• 1:29:05
  Jacobs isn't. He's facing domestic violence charges
• 1:29:08
  like a loser. So that's happening. You can also
• 1:29:12
  call the show, 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -49 -4773.
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• 1:29:23
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• 1:29:28
  Oh, we have so much coming up in the club. But
• 1:29:32
  first, let's play this. So exciting. Josh Allen
• 1:29:52
  saying he barks at his wife anytime she touches
• 1:29:54
  his facial hair. Towards Haley. She doesn't like?
• 1:29:58
  Yes. Anytime she tries to like if I got something
• 1:30:03
  in my beard or my mustache and she goes to reach
• 1:30:05
  for it. He does have a nice beard. He's like
• 1:30:08
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• 1:30:13
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• 1:30:17
  on his face and he'd like You know, he's turning
• 1:30:20
  into an old man. Listen, in Buffalo, we'll do
• 1:30:24
  that. Here's a stew guy. It's disgusting. Jackson,
• 1:30:32
  darn. He is there because he is the quarterback
• 1:30:34
  of the New York Giants. He's not just some guy.
• 1:30:36
  He is mainstream approval. He has just put all
• 1:30:40
  his teammates in this situation. That is a distraction.
• 1:30:44
  Blah, blah. Political sports talk. Is that my
• 1:30:46
  bad? Here's Mike McDaniel, head coach of the
• 1:30:50
  Seahawks, talking about them winning it again.
• 1:30:53
  Back in March about being intentional with the
• 1:30:55
  language and not talking about running it back
• 1:30:57
  and all that. Have you seen players kind of embrace
• 1:30:59
  that message now that you've been around? They've
• 1:31:02
  been great. We're using the term we want to run
• 1:31:05
  it forward. I like that. Mm -hmm. And bang, I'm
• 1:31:08
  from behind. And Greg Olson won an Emmy, a sports
• 1:31:12
  Emmy. And people were like, but Brady didn't
• 1:31:14
  get one. Whatever. And the Supreme Court's clearing
• 1:31:18
  the way for a lawsuit against the NFL right now.
• 1:31:21
  Our country's highest court declining an appeal
• 1:31:23
  by the NFL today, marking a major win for former
• 1:31:27
  Minnesota's defensive coordinator, Brian Flores.
• 1:31:29
  Flores and two other coaches, Steve Wilkes and
• 1:31:31
  Ray Horton, are suing the National Football League
• 1:31:34
  for discrimination, claiming systemic racism
• 1:31:36
  when it came to hiring and promotion of black.
• 1:31:39
  The NFL being racist? No way! coaches the nfl
• 1:31:44
  was attempting to force the coaches into arbitration
• 1:31:47
  but this ruling now allows the lawsuit to go
• 1:31:50
  to trial so this is gonna get spicy for more
• 1:31:54
  on all of this i don't need to hear from other
• 1:31:56
  people damn there's there's that headline happening
• 1:31:59
  in the club Will Levis's mom is sharing insight
• 1:32:03
  into the quarterback's leaked video. Oh yeah,
• 1:32:05
  his late sex tape. During an appearance on the
• 1:32:09
  Ross Tucker football podcast, Beth Levis, mom
• 1:32:13
  to the Tennessee Titans quarterback, shares how
• 1:32:15
  her son hired a quote cybersecurity specialist
• 1:32:18
  after a very intimate video of him and ex -Gia
• 1:32:20
  Duddy surfaced online. So Will actually ended
• 1:32:26
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• 1:32:31
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• 1:32:34
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• 1:32:39
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  spinning I know it. Drizzy, baby, you already
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  know what it is. It's the first time I'm high.
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  It's the first time I smoke in like three months.
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  I'm sorry, mama, I had to do it to him. 40, I
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  see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stay late tonight,
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  right? You know what happens when I stay late.
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  Yeah. Boy wonder. I swear it's like this every
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  single time. Toronto, I got you. I got us. Yeah.
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  I'm a hard guy to get along with, get on the
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  zone with When shit be going right, well I just
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  flip into the wrong shit The team that I belong
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  to, the artists I put on with Don't ever ask
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  for nothing cause them niggas got their own shit
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  Knee and weave feel like a mouth full of hot
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  peppers Black Ferrari with the red seats, I call
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  it playing checkers And I'm never doing verses,
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  I'm forever getting If you tryna meet with money,
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  I'll be happy to connect ya Life is better than
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  it's ever been Schedulin' million dollar meetings
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  with the president Someone cut the lights on,
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  where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo, watch
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  me as I settle in I deserve a MTV show for me
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  and my people And if you tryna zone, I got a
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  whole swish a sweetful Rappers all liars and
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  they women all deceitful Add in to they subtract
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  me, I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy
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  is the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just
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  write every single thing you need down Then he
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  got it for me and I'm happy as can be now Bout
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  to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound
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  Yeah, and I should have the most braggin' rights
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  Because the niggas spit crack, bag it tight Ain't
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  no rappers say they tryin' to get their swagger
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  right Cause I became a motorbike fire than a
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  dragon fight you pussy ass hater you should do
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  you you ain't heard of me then you should go
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  and get a blues clue oops i mean a red clue wayne's
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  here suwu betty felt that like the end of a pool
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  cue but i ain't banging i ain't waving no flag
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  i'm atf but they ain't seeing no badge it's heartbreak
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  drake i hate to see him so sad i could sun you
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  See a little me and your dad I'm the same yellow
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  boy that used to play up on the grass Seeking
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  pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere they ask me Cash
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  like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burning like a
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  Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But don't ask me
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  shit about me And know the game really ain't
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  shit without me She might have to pay me, but
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  I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the truth,
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  then pull the zipper down to see This is my promise
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  Imma bring that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners
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  And what I make up would fuck up your skin I
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  pick the butt up and bop up, then bop bop again
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  I would butt fuck your friend, then suck up her
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  twin I put the bop up to him, then bop bop and
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  bop bop and bop bop again Suck nut, you duck,
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  fuck your unlovin' kin Now don't rub it in like
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  Uberderm on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess
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  up out my casso Dad who never had that dude Always
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  had a black tool Even when I was at school Cause
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  bullies aren't bulletproof Red Scott hoodie too
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  Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker
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  The only thing in the hood is you I do everything
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  good as you know I do everything better I get
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  paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone
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  Like a dog motherfucker I am gone Put your neck
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  in a sec Intercept Bring it back Like work in
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  the trunk And my ex is coming up Yeah I am headed
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  to the buck Like buck buck again Mike Fly to
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  L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne,
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  let's get bucks again And fucking spend them
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  bucks and then just fuck Corinne If I told you
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  I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on my feet,
• 1:55:56
  about to pop out, let's get it Let's get it,
• 1:55:58
  motherfucker, what you waiting on? It is about
• 1:56:00
  a minute past six and I'm about to get shitty
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  I'm with it if money is the it you want me with
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  And I probably just spit on the chick you want
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  me with And I hate a phony bitch Only like I'm
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  only thick and I own hip hop. If you don't spit,
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  I'm going to need fit. And I just sold a lot
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  of property to a buyer. And I think his name
• 1:56:18
  was kind of like Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy
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  Drake Rogers. I'm too busy to play father. And
• 1:56:23
  when it comes to that game, I'm too willing to
• 1:56:25
  play harder. So harder I do. There he go. They
• 1:56:29
  chant MVP when I shoot a free throw. The haters
• 1:56:35
  on their faces and their ass is a shoe Faster
• 1:56:38
  than you, badder than you, radder than you, etc
• 1:56:42
  I told you I get paid by the letter like A, B,
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  C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
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  R, S, T, U, V W, X, Y, Z, C, T, O, P, G, S, T,
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  R, O, P And me and Jizzy both wrote on detox
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  That was just a footnote How long can he could
• 1:57:02
  go? Wondering when he stop. Bitch, when the beat
• 1:57:05
  stop. So I'ma keep rockin' to the sheet rock.
• 1:57:08
  Bend in the heat. I send burnt skin. The end.
• 1:57:14
  Young Moolah, baby. Take it time. The clock's
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  a joker, playin' cool breaks Coffee's out, we're
• 1:57:21
  almost done, feels like robbery in banks Cryin'
• 1:57:24
  hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom in streams
• 1:57:26
  Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams
• 1:57:28
  Oh, the hobby hour, it's comin' to a close Radio
• 1:57:32
  hits, made it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and
• 1:57:35
  joy, dissolvin' in the air But we keep the rhythm,
• 1:57:38
  oh, life's just so unfair Laughter's growing
• 1:57:47
  dim Eardrums mix in hoppy like fingers without
• 1:57:51
  rings VHX to FNM, shoutouts hit the street But
• 1:57:54
  soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the
• 1:57:56
  heat Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close
• 1:57:59
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laugh
• 1:58:03
  potential rain dissolving in the air But we'll
• 1:58:05
  keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair Moonlight's
• 1:58:14
  buzzing but the laughter growing dim. Ear drums
• 1:58:17
  mixing hoppy like fingers without brains. Gating
• 1:58:19
  checks to FM. Shoutouts hit the street, but soon
• 1:58:22
  the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.
• 1:58:24
  Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close. Radio
• 1:58:28
  waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and
• 1:58:31
  joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm
• 1:58:48
  Clockwork to a show Now it's time to face the
• 1:58:50
  silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the
• 1:58:53
  mic With humor so divine The void left in our
• 1:58:56
  hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty speakers,
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  silent thighs But coming to an end Like a rollercoaster
• 1:59:08
  stopping Round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and
• 1:59:11
  jabs Seize our daily grind Now silence flowers
• 1:59:13
  And the thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy
• 1:59:16
  hour is Happy Hour. Happy Hour. RyanHockeyRadio
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  .com And like that, he's gone. He probably had
• 1:59:58
  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 2:00:02
  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts
• 2:00:06
  and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 2:00:19
  Happy hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
• 2:00:39
  America. Door is closing.