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Hoppe Addresses The Internet (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.18.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Coffee Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. New this morning, the winner of the
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  billion dollar Powerball jackpot here in Illinois.
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  Forward. The winning numbers were drawn last
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  month. I used to do this thing with my grandpa.
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  It was so much fun where they would be showing
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  it on WGN and they'd be like, uh, the first number
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  is nine. And then I would go, nine, right? They'll
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  be like, the second number's 14. I'll be like,
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  oh, it's 14. I used to make my grandpa laugh
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  and laugh. Not really. This is more of an amused
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  smile. What's going on with this douchebag? A
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  common theme so far when it comes to this administration.
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  Johnson, he took office and had many battles
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  in council to start. Yeah, you know, Brandon
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  Johnson didn't really get along with anyone else
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  because he thinks he's above us. When he's just
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  another corrupt politician and the Chicago media
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  is afraid to say it, so I'll say it. He's a douchebag.
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  Lots of tension and lots of pushback, right?
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  Well, he deserved it. I stole this stat that
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  he had the lowest crime since the 60s and you
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  still see the crime going on. It's like, man,
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  I don't know why I don't believe it. Several
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  of his major proposals have stalled. It's like
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  when a radio show says they're popular between
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  25 to 70 people, you know. Cain substantially
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  over these squabbles. And I put this question
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  directly to him today, whether it's more about
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  opposition to his agenda specifically. He's just
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  an insufferable guy. You have all this crime
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  going on. And then to announce his reelection,
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  which I hope to God he's not reelected. He made
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  a video of him dancing. Brandon Johnson. This
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  guy doesn't care about us. He's a loser. Brandon
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  Johnson dancing his way into his reelection campaign.
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  It's the most cringe thing ever. Everybody else
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  behind him is a freaking dork. He's getting plenty
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  of attention online. Even though the girls are
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  hot as hell. You know, he cheats on his girl
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  with them. Oh, he thinks he's so gangster. Shut
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  up. Johnson showing off his moves. It's the most
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  awkward autistic. egotistical, narcissistic thing
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  I've ever seen. Mm -hmm. This new campaign video
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  that has gone viral on social media. God is insufferable
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  to look at. He's just absolutely annoying. He's
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  such a douche. But the mayor is also getting
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  heat for releasing this clip on a violent...
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  Yeah, you know, after a big weekend. Hey, it's
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  about me. I let the criminals go anyway because
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  I'm a loser. ...weekend that included a deadly
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  mass shooting in Humble Park. Hey, at least he
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  danced. Mm -hmm. And then there's a new Sidney
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  Sweeney ad, which we'll get to later. Ah, the
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  ugly women are mad. Thinking of sports? No, no
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  big ass. It's her with two footballs covering
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  up her tits. Oh, God. Go down on me, sport. So
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  there's that and the whole world's freaking out.
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  You do realize by talking about her, you're giving
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  her power. Why is it always unattractive women
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  that don't like her? I can't think of a reason
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  why. I shared on my Instagram at Ryan Happy Radio.
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  I shared a meme of Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird
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  being naked. Oh, that was loud. One, it's a heterosexual,
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  possibly married girl. No way, Kenton. What's
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  going on here? Happy Hot Topic. This morning,
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  Sidney Sweeney at the center of another ad controversy.
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  Listen, the people that are outraged over this
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  ad, I try not to judge people off the looks because
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  I don't film my show. I'm not a very good looking
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  guy. I'm okay at times, but it's the people that
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  are not very attractive. I'm sorry to say that.
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  I know that sounds rude, but it's the people
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  that you know hate their lives. And I hate seeing
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  a woman that everyone's falling in order. And
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  frankly, I never want to hear a woman go, oh,
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  it's men that bring down women. And then what
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  is it? A bunch of female athletes trying to cancel
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  Sidney Sweeney. It really seems like women try
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  to bring down women. And not in a good way. Not
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  the way you want. The actress appearing nude
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  for sports betting platform... Man, that makes
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  me so happy. If I could just plow her for five
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  minutes, that'd be great. ...covering herself
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  with footballs, tennis rackets, and hockey pads.
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  Oh, yeah, even though we've already seen her
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  naked. How about that? Many female athletes...
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  Don't get me into sports. I'm into sports enough.
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  Baby, I have a pause. I'm just going to look
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  into your eyes. They're so pretty. It's so pretty.
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  It's now speaking out, claiming the ad reduces
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  women in sports to their bodies. Heaven forbid
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  a woman promote their body. If you look at my
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  Instagram, at Ryan Happy Radio, there's a picture
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  of Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe, you know, naked.
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  It's barf -worthy. And the thing, ladies and
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  gentlemen, boys and girls, is nobody was our
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  age with that. It's because Sidney Sweeney's
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  probably mega, and she's got huge boobs. And
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  every guy wants her that it drives the women
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  nuts. Instead of their abilities. It's not a
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  joke when your life is actually you. This is
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  Cassidy Gray, some Olympic skater that no one's
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  heard of. So she's, you know, trying to be famous.
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  You being a female athlete, being like sexualized
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  or not taken seriously. Oh yeah, you know, I
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  think we take Sydney seriously. She gets a lot
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  of movie roles. What are you? You're doing Cassie
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  Gray. Champion boxer Sky Nicholson saying there's
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  a big difference between looking sexy because
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  you do sport compared to using sex to sell sport.
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  Didn't she do a movie about boxing? Shut your
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  ass. This is Kelly. I'm Sky Nicholson. I'm probably
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  insufferable to date. Swimmer Lonnie Pallister
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  posting. Man, I never want to hear. I mean, there
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  are men that bring down women. But I'm saying,
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  man, women just want to see other women fail.
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  We're seeing it with Sydney Sweeney. We're seeing
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  it with Kaylin Clark. It's pathetic. This is
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  what sport looks like. Since the ad dropped,
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  Sweeney has lost more than 200 ,000 followers.
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  Well, they were never your fans. Mm -hmm. They
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  were losers! So there's that. On Instagram, she
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  responded by posting old covers of ESPN magazine
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  shows. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Showing Gronk and, uh...
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  Serena naked, which we don't need to see. Athletes
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  posing nude, including Serena Williams and Rob
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  Gronkowski. Let's hear what the view said. Sidney
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  Sweeney is allowed to use her sexuality however
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  she wants it. It's her body, her choice, okay?
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  And to all the jealous women out there, go to
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  the gym, maybe cheat, do a Zumbik, but get over
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  yourself. Happy Hot Topic! Tonight, two illegal
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  gambling operations in St. Pete shut down. Oh
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  yeah, I remember when I first moved here, I saw
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  all these arcades. I was like, man, they really
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  like Ms. Pac -Man down here. The Florida Gaming
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  Control Commission announcing the bust of the
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  Zoo Sports Club and Grill. Yeah, but we all know
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  that the guy that runs the zoo is kind of a douche.
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  Action arcade in West St. Pete. We're trying
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  to protect the public. Authorities seizing 163
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  illegal slot machines. Wow, they are dumb. And
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  nearly $250 ,000 from the two businesses. Yeah,
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  that's definitely not money laundering. That
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  they say were working together. Oh yeah, they're
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  two rednecks making money. Three people now facing
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  charges for possession of slot machines. real
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  gangsters in either keeping or working at a gambling
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  house. Yeah, I never understand why they just
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  keep it up. Like, you're gonna get caught at
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  some point. And the people that go to those arcades
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  are also... Frickin' losers. In a lot of cases,
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  it's organized theft is really what it is. It's
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  just the latest bust in a growing problem across
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  the Tampa Bay region. Yeah, if you're running
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  a massage parlor that's named after a horoscope
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  sign or one of these arcades, you're gonna get
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  caught. It's gonna happen. Earlier this month,
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  Sarasota County deputies seizing 76 machines
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  from two businesses in Sarasota. Yay! They're
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  just over there betting away their retiring money.
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  Waiting to die. July, Manatee County officials
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  seizing 34 machines in Bradenton. That is 110.
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  And in May, state gaming officials seizing 265
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  machines across multiple locations in Manatee
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  County. Alright, so that's about 116. 155 other
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  gambling happening over there. Man! When you
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  live in Manatee County, there's literally nothing
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  else to do. So it doesn't really surprise me.
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  Within the last two hours, Pinellas County Sheriff
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  Bob Gualtieri announced the arrest of... Man!
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  I can't stand him. He seems absolutely insufferable.
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  What? Everybody did a good job here. More than
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  a dozen men in an undercover child sex state.
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  Deputies say it was part of a larger initial
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  operation called Operation Cyber Shield. They
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  always have to have a little operation name.
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  It's kind of like Deflategate or Spy Game. Dave
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  and Courtney, it was 15 people arrested thanks
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  to Operation Cyber Shield. Yeah! That feeling
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  when you get caught has to be terrible. Now,
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  within those 15 people, a total of 25 charges,
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  the sheriff tells us, have been totaled up, including
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  the youngest involved child only being four years
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  old. Grab the shotgun! Nellis County Sheriff
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  Bob Galtieri telling us that this happened with
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  a range of dates happening over the last few...
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  Alright, so there you go. So many freaking creeps
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  out there. Unbelievable! And some lawyer named
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  Michael Rosam got caught. You're a loser! Okay.
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  And you're a liar and a failure. Let me press
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  this button right here. And now, back to the
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  All kids out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
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  And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. That's how I feel
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  right now. Usually we're supposed to be going
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  into the weekend. Unless if you're listening
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  at Fresno and it's a Monday. Yeah. It's Friday,
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  right? We're so freaking excited. Let's get this
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  going, man. We got this here. Right here. I know
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  you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm going
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  to get you high today. Because it's Friday. You
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  ain't got no job. And you ain't got shit to do.
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  Got it. That's how I feel right now. By the way,
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  I think we need to cheer up the mood a little
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  bit. I'm a little lo -fi right now, which I think
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  some people might like. You don't like me screaming.
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  Alexa, do you prefer when I'm quiet or when I'm
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  loud? I don't have personal preferences, but
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  I'm built to handle both. Do you usually lean
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  one way or the other? It really depends on my
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  bipolar, honey. I hear you. That's a lot to navigate.
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  Does that usually change how you feel about being...
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  Ah, whatever. Alexis, don't have time to get...
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  Hoppy, hoppy! Alexis, stop! Every clip in the
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  timeline climbing up higher Roll it up, pass
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  that grin Let the whole night spin Camera on,
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  don't blink We go hard Gettin' high with Hoppy
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  Gettin' high with Hoppy Hoppy's homie say it
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  loud Here it comes Gettin' high with Hoppy Gettin'
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  high with Hoppy Flip it, post it, run it back
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  All right, let me get some low -fi music. Let's
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  get some vibes. We're just going to keep the
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  party going while being low -key. All right,
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  if you've listened to this before, you know how
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  the drill works. First of all, before we get
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  to all of this, we got to go through our disclaimer.
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  We got to discuss the elephant in the room about
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  this segment. And the elephant in the room is
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  Hoppy Hour, where your medical card is required
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  to listen. If you don't have your medical card,
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  please keep listening and smoke anyway. Marijuana.
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  Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. All
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  right. I got my joint here. I'm looking it right
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  in the eye. That's a weird way to describe marijuana
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  right in the eye. Oh, shit. It's about to tear
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  a little bit. We got to light this up. All right.
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  Hear this? All right. Let's do this. Help out
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  to tear it up, homie. Damn, AC's getting... Oh,
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  yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right where it records,
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  right above me is the AC. So the AC must not
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  want me to get high. It's always trying to C
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  -block me. Oh, like a true legend! Oh, that sounds
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  cocky. I figure out a way. Oh, do I? I don't
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  know. Yesterday, you know what I did? I take
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  an obnoxious hit at this point. I just actually
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  sat outside and had fun. I know. Right? And happy
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  having fun. And it never happened. No, it was
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  like 620. I was like, you know what? The sun's
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  going to be going down soon. So let me get some
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  sun. So I went to my pool and laid into one corner
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  where you could get sun. Then I got to know some
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  of the neighbors. It was nice. Pretty sure the
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  one guy knew who I was from the radio. He just
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  looked like a, you know, Tampa radio listener,
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  just a little overweight, hardworking, married,
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  middle class. I mean, that's right up Kelta's
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  alley. Kelta's the voice of that. And then take
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  another hit. By the way, I've been getting requests.
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  after requests after requests you would think
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  it's a dj line from like you know 2003 when they
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  actually had radio djs in studio and it wasn't
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  um you know what's the word oh yeah pre -recorded
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  i've been getting hit up all week i've had major
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  radio show hosts either slander me or i've had
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  major radio hosts want me to go on their show
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  because i think they want a little bit of the
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  attention i was getting This is my address to
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  the nation. This is how it goes. If you need
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  transcripts, I can't provide it, but I'm pretty
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  sure if you're watching on YouTube, you can put
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  AI little transcripts on Instagram videos, I
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  believe, and on Spotify. So if you have a hard
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  time paying attention, don't worry. I do not
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  address anonymous people. You can say what you
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  want about people like Mike Calton, but they're
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  at least genuine where you know what they look
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  like, unfortunately. And they're out there. And
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  that's fine. But I do not address people that
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  are anonymous, that don't show their face, that
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  endorse murder. I still stand by them a week
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  later after all the hundreds of thousands of
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  views I've been getting online. it's fine you
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  cannot agree with me you think charlie kirk deserved
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  to die which is kind of a bad precedent because
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  then that means anybody can get assassinated
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  if you disagree with them and i i thought the
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  bible said that gibbous is against murder right
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  uh this is all i'll be saying about it so i take
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  this transcript and shove it up your ass there
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  you go all right i had to learn yeah people you
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  should respond Who cares? Guy's pretty lonely
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  anyway. Listen, I know I'm kind of a big damn
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  six foot nine. Let me take this in. But I don't
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  address anonymous people. And I know I keep saying
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  that. I can't preface that enough. Also, it's
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  been great publicity for me. Everyone already
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  knows everything about me. No one knows anything
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  about me now. I kind of keep an anonymous profile.
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  That's why I don't show my face. That's why I
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  don't do things. It's because of this. People
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  are like, oh, you should film your show. No,
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  I'm good. It's whatever. No one knows I need
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  to see it. I like the theater. I did have a funny
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  moment the other day. I was at a comic bar and
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  I was telling my friend Jay, I said, I could
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  be kind of a classy guy at times. And he looked
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  at me and he goes, you're definitely not a classy
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  guy. And I'll be honest, at first it kind of
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  hurt my feelings a little bit. But then I thought
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  about it. I was like, I really am not classy.
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  I'm talking about money shots on this show. Maybe
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  I have a little bit of game. You know what I
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  don't have a game on? Whenever I'm laying in
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  bed stoned, you know what usually happens? By
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  the way, we've been recording for 11 minutes
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  and 11 seconds. I make a wish. My wish is that
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  I'll stop losing a TV remote. I got like four
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  blankets. I got a cute -ass cat. I can't really
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  move around in bed or she runs away. Last night,
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  I could not find my TV remote. It's like 1 .10
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  in the morning. I'm looking around the apartment.
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  Of course, it's like... I literally opened up
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  my whole blanket and it was inside the top part.
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  I was like, Jesus Christ. Time to go to bed and
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  then wake up and do this thing all over again
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  called live. Isn't it exciting? Isn't it exciting
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  how you didn't really choose to be here? But
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  your parents or if you were inseminated or whatever,
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  but somehow semen created you. And then all of
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  a sudden you're living a life where you got to
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  deal with. I was so excited the other day. I
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  was driving down the road, feeling pretty good.
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  It was like midnight. I was like, yeah, I'm getting
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  publicity, blah, blah, blah. But the thing, ladies
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  and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the fact that
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  I was driving down the road and once I saw the
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  gas prices, did it put me in a foul mood? I wasn't
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  really happy in the club at all. Wasn't really
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  in on my vibe. How the hell? Something told me,
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  I was like, just fill up now, and I did, and
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  it was like 4 .04, and the next day it was like
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  4 .34. Man, we were getting screwed without Lou,
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  weren't we? Just right up our ass, we were just
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  getting screwed. Absolutely, positively screwed.
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  And you got to embrace it. I mean, how do you
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  think Diddy's embracing him in prison when he
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  has no room? You just kind of deal with it. You
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  just deal with the fact that we're getting screwed.
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  Over and over again. What's been absolutely beautiful
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  about this segment is my joints still, you know,
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  hidden. And if you guys got a good joint too,
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  you should be hidden. By the way, I am so jealous
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  of religious people. If there's like a three
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  or four second pause between me, it's me hitting
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  the pen. Or not the pen. Well, I have my pen
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  in my pocket. But it's me hitting the joint.
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  So when I go, I'm so jealous of religious people.
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  That's me hitting the pen. And I'm telling you,
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  I think if I had Jeebus in my life. Oh, yeah.
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  I would be such a happier person. Alexa, would
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  you consider me a happy person? Be honest. I
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  don't have the ability to judge your overall
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  happiness or personality, but I'm happy to listen
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  if you're thinking about it. What's making you
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  ask? Alexa, stop. She's not that person. I won't.
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  Chad JVT will write you a whole essay about why
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  you're a piece of shit. And Alexa's like, I can't
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  do it. Yeah. I feel like if I had Jesus in my
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  life and I believed in the dog that's known as
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  God, it'd be great. Oh, you know, just go to
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  church. Doing my thing. No. I went to church
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  for the first 17 years of my life. And when I
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  tell you, I hated every second of it. And my
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  dad kind of knew. And everyone knew it was coming
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  around the block that I hated church. I mean,
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  who wants to listen to this when you can be watching
• 25:28
  the NFL? Sounds like a freaking cult. Yeah. We
• 25:33
  believe in one God, the Father Almighty, creator
• 25:38
  of heaven and earth, of all things. We believe
• 25:42
  that priests will be protected for pedophilia
• 25:46
  because of their insurance plan. Let's take a
• 25:50
  hit to that, because that is pathetic. Oh, my
• 26:03
  God. Do you ever wonder if maybe Jesus was just
• 26:05
  really stunned and just made it all up? I kind
• 26:11
  of wonder. I also wonder if, like, Mary Magdalene,
• 26:14
  it's like their era of Only Phantom. She was
• 26:17
  just a bust down who really got her. Like, when
• 26:23
  I tell you really, I don't know. I mean, she
• 26:28
  was just putting out left and right. You know
• 26:32
  how the disciples ran a train on her? Write that
• 26:34
  in there. They didn't even know what a train
• 26:39
  was, and they ran a train on her. That's how
• 26:43
  it worked. They were like, we're going to run
• 26:47
  a train on you, and you're going to enjoy it.
• 26:50
  But if I told you that a little hole in my jeans,
• 26:53
  it's very small, but the fire from the joint
• 26:59
  hit it. Damn it. Damn it! At least it's not near
• 27:02
  my crotch. 856. Let me turn off this music. 49
• 27:07
  happy. 856. 5, 4, 6, 7, 7, 3. Tweet at me. At
• 27:14
  Ryan Happy Radio. You can always email me. RyanHappyRadio
• 27:19
  at gmail .com. You know what I'm sick and tired
• 27:22
  of? Tired of AI shaming. I'm tired of showing
• 27:28
  somebody who maybe knows a graphic artist. Hey,
• 27:34
  look at this cool thing I made on AI. And they're
• 27:38
  like, oh, could you have hired somebody on Fiverr?
• 27:43
  Yeah, I could have. Then I'd be waiting like
• 27:46
  five days for you to make it. Yeah, I don't understand
• 27:54
  that whole thing. where like graphic artists
• 27:59
  would take forever to get back to you oh my god
• 28:04
  to get a graphic artist to respond to you it
• 28:09
  was like come on now but now all of a sudden
• 28:18
  graphic artists are like oh yeah sorry sorry
• 28:21
  about the delay man you ever like you'd hit up
• 28:24
  a graphic artist to make a logo someone out there
• 28:26
  knows this if they're a comedian or and you remember
• 28:29
  anything you have an or you have a 401k or um
• 28:32
  not 401 you have one of those foundations where
• 28:35
  you're hosting events and you needed a graphic
• 28:37
  artist and you're like hey billy where's the
• 28:39
  logo oh it's coming i've been so behind at work
• 28:45
  and my ipad crashed and i used all your money
• 28:49
  so i can't really give you a refund Yeah. Don't
• 28:55
  really miss those days. Because no one's going
• 28:59
  to care about your work as much as yourself.
• 29:06
  So if you're relying on someone else, that's
• 29:09
  a problem. Because I never was good at Photoshop.
• 29:13
  I tried taking a class in high school. Could
• 29:17
  not do it for deadly squat. Absolutely, positively
• 29:21
  could not do it. I don't have the hand coordination,
• 29:25
  and I'm more of a talker. Never really been more
• 29:30
  of a creative guy, you know. Never really been
• 29:33
  one of those guys that, you know, makes logos.
• 29:39
  And I do feel bad for graphic artists, though.
• 29:45
  I know somebody in Baltimore that knows somebody
• 29:47
  that lost all 20 of their clients. And Baltimore
• 29:50
  is not a big city, so I bet that dude was making
• 29:52
  logos. It was somebody that was making logos
• 29:56
  for the 98 Rock up there. And now he doesn't
• 29:59
  have any clients because of AI. But I do think
• 30:03
  there's a time and place. If you're doing an
• 30:06
  AI logo, that's one thing. But if you're doing
• 30:10
  AI pictures of yourself, it's just like, no.
• 30:13
  You don't look that good. Actually, your old
• 30:16
  raggedy face looks better than that AI slop.
• 30:22
  I want to meet the person that came up with the
• 30:24
  term AI slop. I don't know where that came from.
• 30:27
  Everyone's like, AI slop, AI slop, AI slop. Jesus
• 30:29
  Christ. It's very sloppy of a name. Because it's
• 30:33
  about sloppy AI. Oh, I saw it on Twitter. I'm
• 30:40
  not going to call it X. Because who wants to
• 30:42
  talk about their X? Especially when they went
• 30:47
  from sucking you off to licking your vagina.
• 30:49
  By the way, though, I'm telling you, I saw on
• 30:53
  X that Wendy's brought back the yellow cups and
• 30:58
  the yellow french fries. Isn't that great? Everything's
• 31:05
  back to being yellow. Yay! Woohoo! We're so happy
• 31:11
  for you. Here's the thing. Here's the biggest
• 31:15
  problem about it. Question out there. Why is
• 31:23
  it that it's so cool that a Wendy's brought back
• 31:27
  their yellow cups, but not the prices that came
• 31:30
  with those cups? Man, fuck that. Oh, yeah. I
• 31:37
  brought back the funk dance. All right, here's
• 31:40
  the deal. You know, we have a lot to get to today.
• 31:44
  I will either be doing the local news today or
• 31:48
  doing another show tomorrow, which would have
• 31:50
  already aired at 6 a .m. So we'll see. But for
• 31:54
  right now, we'll be right back. Hang on. Copy
• 31:58
  hour. Copy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 32:16
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 32:20
  is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
• 32:24
  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
• 32:27
  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
• 32:31
  fisting. And we'll call it a day. the semen was
• 32:36
  so big it's not lacking any meat and that's what
• 32:39
  real women need stop cussing it looks like you
• 32:46
  went and got a job not on the ipad screen whatever
• 32:49
  the case might be in your hand and a sock you
• 32:51
  know whatever like thank you but also i would
• 32:54
  love to be I'm getting railed, but... As a reminder,
• 32:58
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 33:00
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
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  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
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  around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button
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  right here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will
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  be right back. Every day my weekend, man I ball,
• 33:32
  man I ball every night, every day my weekend,
• 33:37
  we gon' ball, we gon' ball every night Man, every
• 33:42
  day my weekend, hoes I be freaking, you blame
• 33:45
  it make you rain, but trial, leave you leaking
• 33:47
  Nigga, I'm just light skating, I ain't Puerto
• 33:50
  Rican, Michael Jackson PC, my ice the like it's
• 33:54
  Christmas, put it on I'm a lazy, come out with
• 33:57
  partagin' Bitch, I'm the boss, so they think
• 33:59
  that I'm a rabid Yeah, I'm tokin' like the Taliban,
• 34:02
  twos from Afghanistan Yeah, my car sit so high,
• 34:05
  don't stop, no, bitch, I land And all this ain't
• 34:08
  juice, man, but I'm on that juice, man Give me
• 34:11
  five bottles of that goose, I get a loose man
• 34:14
  For real, baby, you playin', do that on my handstand
• 34:17
  I do this shit every day, ballin' to my plan
• 34:20
  Yeah, ballin', that's my nine to five, me and
• 34:22
  Scruggie chewin' live Thank you for watching!
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  Overdosing on the strong, rolling quarters of
• 35:56
  the cook Club Miami Saturday, girls the baddest
• 35:59
  in my book I just won't, I don't end while you
• 36:02
  lame niggas look Even on a Sunday, I don't take
• 36:06
  a day Y 'all was clubbing and then staging in
• 36:08
  my nigga Q -Angelo Chickens see the insides,
• 36:12
  first they take they shirt off Second, when they
• 36:14
  hear our songs, then they take they skirts off
• 36:17
  Third, she gon' serve us, mouth stick or tongue
• 36:19
  out Four hours later, fuck Nigga, I'm a cash
• 36:26
  cow Every day, my weekend, livin' life on a fastball
• 36:29
  Cause every day, my weekend the cheese. Do the
• 37:33
  mustard shimmy, if you please. It's National
• 37:37
  Cheeseburger Day. Bum, bum, bum, hooray, hooray.
• 37:40
  Lettuce lifting, onions sweating. We're eating
• 37:42
  joyfully. National Cheeseburger Day. Extra napkin
• 37:46
  chow, hooray. From the drive -thru to the cafe.
• 37:49
  Cheese goes flying, save the day. Tomatoes wearing
• 37:51
  tiny shades. Oh, bacon's leading parade. Uh -huh.
• 37:57
  Doing cart. Oh, yeah. It'll only cost $80. Surprise!
• 38:32
  Now pass the pickles. I thought you were going
• 38:36
  to say pass the joint. Oh, yeah. Let's reset.
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  And let me take this hit. 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856
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  -49 -467 -73. You tweeting me? All right, Hoppy
• 38:59
  Radio. You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio
• 39:04
  at gmail .com Ah, you know. We have so much to
• 39:12
  get into. Just finishing this joint. Let's see
• 39:15
  what's going on. Actually, while we're already
• 39:19
  in my music library, let's go through my inbox
• 39:23
  right now. Mm -hmm. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox,
• 39:28
  only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah.
• 39:32
  The freaking inbox blew up. Eddie Volkman said,
• 39:36
  Ryan, thank you for defending me on your show.
• 39:38
  You're very good. You have more audio archives
• 39:42
  than I do from those days. Thanks for coming
• 39:45
  to my defense and being a great friend. And then
• 39:48
  some long -haired douche named Ed Haas said,
• 39:50
  I'm as dumb as a box of rocks. And I shared a
• 39:52
  meme that said that women are happy that Lindsey
• 39:55
  Clancy, you know, might be found innocent. And
• 39:59
  that Sidney Sweeney's evil. And he's like, you
• 40:01
  don't know what you're talking about. Actually,
• 40:02
  I do. I call it an opinion. Fuck your Broncos.
• 40:07
  Go fuck them all. Bronco country. Stupid. All
• 40:15
  right. I had to get that out there. Everyone
• 40:20
  coming after me online. That's fine. You know
• 40:23
  what I do? I just stop looking after like 7 p
• 40:25
  .m. So if you want me to see it, do it between
• 40:28
  like 11 a .m. to 6, you know. You've likely been
• 40:31
  hit on by a girl before and not even realized
• 40:33
  it. Yeah, I don't think that ever happened. I
• 40:35
  would love to have women just come up to me and
• 40:38
  be like, hey, are you the half -master? Let's
• 40:42
  hang out. Here are five signs that a girl is
• 40:44
  flirting with you. Number one is she lightly
• 40:46
  teases you. When a girl is interested in you,
• 40:48
  teasing is her way of flirting. Without her being
• 40:51
  too obvious and for her to like slightly test
• 40:53
  the waters a little bit. I'm gonna tease you
• 40:55
  too. Suck me up! She's, like, lightly cracking
• 40:58
  jokes at your expense. Or if she's saying things
• 41:00
  like, you're so annoying, and rolling her eyes
• 41:02
  like that, she's flirting with you. Number two,
• 41:04
  she sends you random text messages or sends you
• 41:07
  something and says, like, this reminded me of
• 41:08
  you. Spoiler alert, that isn't random. Yeah,
• 41:11
  you know, when a girl's starting to invest in
• 41:14
  you and saying that you're worth being around.
• 41:19
  Because you are on her mind and she's trying
• 41:22
  to find a way to start up a conversation with
• 41:24
  you. You know I like someone when I'm starting
• 41:26
  the conversation. Like if I'm hitting you up
• 41:28
  first. Oh, that's why you DM'd me last night,
• 41:30
  princess. First, I'm cuffed. I'm definitely interested.
• 41:35
  What's number three? Number three is she holds
• 41:37
  eye contact just a little too long. Oh, God.
• 41:39
  Eye contact is so freaking hot. especially when
• 41:43
  you know it's going to lead to you getting your
• 41:44
  ass off. Oh my God, that eye contact is phenomenal.
• 41:50
  Like top notch. This one is so sneaky, but pay
• 41:53
  attention to how she interacts with you, especially
• 41:56
  if you're in a group. She might be looking around,
• 41:58
  but her gaze will land on you and it will stay
• 42:00
  there. And her gay friends will look at you.
• 42:07
  856 -49 -HOPPY. Lena the Plug went behind the
• 42:11
  scenes in a Drake FOMO short film. Lena the Plug.
• 42:15
  I keep saying Lena. I like Lena. That's my Midwest
• 42:20
  accent. Yeah, you know she's already had sex
• 42:22
  and drank. And Lil Durk thanks Jay for sending
• 42:25
  him $300 ,000. I would thank him too. I still
• 42:29
  think Lil Durk did it, but I think because he's
• 42:31
  Lil Durk, he's getting away with it. Offset created
• 42:36
  his own radio station called Need FM. God, he
• 42:41
  needs a career. You got to pay for that alimony
• 42:45
  somehow. Yeah, the way to pay alimony is working
• 42:49
  on radio. Here is Sophie Rain ranking what people
• 42:56
  look like. And they show her RFK and she doesn't
• 42:59
  know who it is. He's pretty jacked. He works
• 43:01
  out in jeans. have any words for this i'm gonna
• 43:04
  swipe this way hello i'm she swiped right on
• 43:06
  rfk sophie rain and this is swiped clavicular
• 43:10
  you know a lot of people are gonna hate me for
• 43:12
  this but i'm Of course you'd swipe right. He'd
• 43:15
  give you attention. Because you're a cloud -chasing
• 43:18
  moron! Of course. I met him in person. He's a
• 43:22
  really nice guy. He wanted to plow me. Very nice
• 43:26
  person. Would you say he's a gentleman? I'd say
• 43:28
  so, yeah. Uh, Marlon? I've never met him. But
• 43:31
  we'll say swipe. People say he's the most handsome
• 43:32
  streamer. Would you agree with that? Um, no.
• 43:34
  Alright. Oh, wow. That's going to make him feel
• 43:36
  terrible. I'm the most handsome streamer. You
• 43:39
  just don't know it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This
• 43:43
  girl's freaking hot. Hot, hot, hot. Even though
• 43:48
  she would ruin my life, life, life. Who has allegedly
• 43:51
  been seducing wealthy men and drugging them to
• 43:54
  steal their expensive watches is now behind bars.
• 43:56
  She looks like one of those broads, you know,
• 43:58
  like hens. It's like, I want a first day to be
• 44:02
  at a steakhouse. A woman by the name of Linda
• 44:05
  Mae Krause was busted Friday in connection with
• 44:07
  stealing a $100 ,000 Rolex from a man she met
• 44:10
  at a carousel club. Did she learn that move from
• 44:13
  Cardi B? Mm -hmm. In Hallanday Beach on April
• 44:16
  2nd, according to an arrest affidavit obtained
• 44:19
  by TMZ, Linda allegedly traded phone numbers
• 44:21
  with the man before she left the club and went,
• 44:23
  God, she's freaking hot. You know, there was
• 44:26
  no father figure present there. Later that night,
• 44:29
  the man sent an Uber to pick her up and bring
• 44:31
  her back to his place where they had drinks.
• 44:36
  Document says the man started feeling funny and
• 44:39
  extremely tired before falling asleep within
• 44:41
  minutes. Maybe they didn't have sex. The last
• 44:43
  thing the man says he remembered before falling
• 44:45
  unconscious was the snapping sound of his Rolex
• 44:47
  box closing. I don't believe that. I think he's
• 44:55
  just saying that to like, I mean, how is that
• 44:57
  something you're going to remember? When he woke
• 45:00
  up, you guessed it. I think he's saying that
• 45:03
  to like add effect. Like, oh yeah, you're not
• 45:05
  noticing that when you're fucked up. Oh, my Rolex.
• 45:13
  That'd be like me getting robbed. Yeah, and being
• 45:16
  like, oh yeah, I heard my Xbox sound effect go
• 45:19
  off and I knew the woman was taking my Xbox.
• 45:22
  No, that's not how that worked. Here's Representative
• 45:27
  Randy Fine defending Ed Sheeran. But do you think
• 45:49
  that that... Yeah, it seems to be kind of an
• 45:51
  overall vibe surrounding that guy. Mm -hmm. Photo,
• 45:55
  which, have you seen it? Yes, I have. Do you
• 45:57
  think that photo kind of has any impact upon
• 46:00
  today's controversy? Should we bring it into
• 46:04
  today's... It absolutely does, because it's inconceivable
• 46:07
  that he didn't know what he was doing. All right,
• 46:09
  here you go. An offended Jewish guy. Mm -hmm.
• 46:13
  There's plenty of those in and around. 856, 49
• 46:17
  Army. Here is Kelly Osbourne about the last thing
• 46:20
  Ozzy told her. Mm -hmm. It's going to be interesting
• 46:25
  right here. This was about three days before
• 46:29
  he died. He says, tots. And I said, yes, dada.
• 46:34
  Yeah. He said, I need you to know something.
• 46:37
  What? I said, what? I don't know. He goes, no
• 46:44
  matter what happens in this life, You can live
• 46:50
  the rest of your life knowing that there was
• 46:53
  one man on this planet that truly loved you.
• 46:57
  That truly loved you. Yeah, for as flawed as
• 47:00
  Ozzy seemed to be. Also seemed like an okay guy.
• 47:04
  Every single thing you are. And that one man
• 47:10
  is me. There you go. That's very deep and powerful.
• 47:16
  Last thing my dad told me was, love you, don't
• 47:18
  spend too much on the credit card, which was
• 47:20
  not bad advice. This was a very strange thing.
• 47:24
  I thought this was an Onion article. I could
• 47:27
  not believe that this is real. This threw me
• 47:32
  for a loop, I'm not going to deny. Cash Patel
• 47:37
  has a weird exchange about bestiality. The bestiality.
• 47:44
  Same thing, because the regs wrote it up in a
• 47:47
  fashion before I arrived that addressed prostitution,
• 47:50
  bestiality, and trafficking. They were there
• 47:52
  before I got there. God, Casper Tull is a loser!
• 47:56
  Just a little bug -ass bitch. Tell me what it
• 48:00
  said before. It automatically disqualified any
• 48:04
  individual who participated on either side of
• 48:06
  it. Obviously, we are never going to hire the
• 48:09
  criminal. This side of what? The bestiality?
• 48:11
  Yes. So you disqualified the animal? That's so
• 48:27
  terrible. It's so funny. Well, I don't think
• 48:31
  we have great canines, but we're not going to
• 48:33
  disqualify them. I understand. That was weird.
• 48:36
  I'm trying to understand why you did this. This
• 48:39
  is not directed at you, Mr. Director. It is.
• 48:44
  It's like when lawyers say, I love you, but.
• 48:48
  Now, just insult them. And I understand the game.
• 48:52
  People try to make you look bad. Bad. No, your
• 48:56
  accent does. We do the same thing when the other
• 49:01
  party's in office. And all this stuff has really
• 49:04
  hurt the FBI. The FBI. When you're talking about
• 49:08
  doing it to other people and other. political
• 49:11
  groups because you don't agree with them i'm
• 49:13
  tuning you out because you're a dumb boomer yeah
• 49:18
  you pretty much just admit if there's a liberal
• 49:20
  in office you ain't working with them i go fuck
• 49:22
  yourself you're from the worst generation you
• 49:26
  know how your grandparents were the greatest
• 49:27
  generation you're the worst generation when they
• 49:32
  say hold frame what that means is that you know
• 49:34
  your value And you know your worth. And you know
• 49:37
  when you're not doing something wrong. And you
• 49:39
  know when somebody else is. This is about when
• 49:42
  women treat their husbands badly and poorly.
• 49:45
  They're mistreating you. And this public humiliation
• 49:47
  that these women are doing to men online of their
• 49:50
  husbands is just crazy. Can you imagine if men
• 49:53
  do it? But all women did it. There should be
• 49:56
  a lot. You want equal rights, have to deal with
• 49:59
  equal consequences. Happy Hour. Happy Hour. Happy
• 50:07
  Hour. Happy Hour. We also need to be affectionate.
• 50:28
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 50:31
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 50:34
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 50:40
  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 50:43
  what real women need. Cussing, cussing. Stop
• 50:48
  cussing. It looks like you went and got a b****
• 50:51
  job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever the case
• 50:53
  might be, in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever.
• 50:56
  Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be
• 50:59
  getting railed, but... As a reminder, if you
• 51:02
  don't feel like listening to this next song,
• 51:04
  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
• 51:07
  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
• 51:09
  folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right
• 51:12
  here. Don't worry, Fresno. Copy Hour will be
• 51:16
  right back. Cause I plan to fly You're probably
• 55:15
  wondering why I took a break. I had to go to
• 55:18
  the bathroom. Last night I had chicken wings
• 55:22
  in there. Not completely done, but I'm getting
• 55:25
  out of the woods, you know. Does a bear crap
• 55:29
  in the woods? Hoppy does. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Here's
• 55:35
  Madison Beer talking about sending nudes. With
• 55:38
  like 50 videos on it that were all like little.
• 55:42
  And I'm looking at this and I, and it's blurry,
• 55:44
  but I can see exactly what it is. And again,
• 55:46
  for anyone out there who's like, that's a lot
• 55:48
  of videos. I was a young horny kid that like,
• 55:51
  Oh yeah, that's not great. Send videos to a guy
• 55:57
  that I liked. Like, yeah, there was a few girls
• 55:59
  in our hometown. I remember my friend had a video
• 56:04
  that just flick into being. And I was like, I
• 56:07
  don't think I should be seeing this. Then I saw
• 56:09
  her at school that one day and I was like, hey,
• 56:12
  inflict the vape. I didn't say that. I'm not
• 56:15
  going to let anyone shame me for it. All right.
• 56:19
  Yeah, I love people in the comment section that
• 56:21
  are like, oh, yeah, she has no parents there.
• 56:23
  No, I'm sure you weren't horny in the 80s. Shut
• 56:26
  your ass. You know, if someone wants to be horny.
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  And honestly, when you're making comments about
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  a teenager, even though she's not a teenager
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  anymore, but you know, it's kind of weird. Although
• 56:39
  I'm sure Justin Herbert loved hearing about his
• 56:42
  fiance sending nudes at age 15. Sure, that really
• 56:47
  gets them going. But then again, you never know.
• 56:53
  You might have the bubble of sponge disease.
• 56:55
  You never know. You never know what's going to
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  happen. Here is... Just a woman talking. I think
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  that conservatives have been paying a lot of
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  attention to what has been happening to young
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  men on the left. Yeah, you know, I'm like in
• 57:12
  the middle, but I lean towards the left. Many
• 57:16
  men suddenly identifying as women. Who gives
• 57:20
  a shit? We're going to be dead soon. And if someone
• 57:25
  wants to identify as an undergender, who gives
• 57:29
  a shit? By the way, I'm surprised this woman's
• 57:35
  not getting praise. TMZ has learned the young
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  girl who authorities say was by her mother in
• 57:41
  a hotel room at a cheerleading competition had
• 57:43
  numerous drugs in her system. When you people
• 57:45
  with the word killed, it sounds very strange.
• 57:48
  It sounds a little more dirty. I didn't like
• 57:51
  that. Here's a woman talking about Lindsay Clancy.
• 57:54
  So, Lindsay Clancy, I want to say this to you.
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  I'm a sociopath. I'm a crazy broad. I don't care
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  if you ever literally hear this out loud or not.
• 58:04
  I am sending all the love and support in the
• 58:08
  world to you. Well, yeah, there you go. This
• 58:10
  is the women we're having to figure out if we
• 58:12
  want to marry. Which I don't know. And here's
• 58:18
  to Lindsay Clancy. It's a little dangerous, you
• 58:21
  know? It's not great! It's not really my favorite
• 58:26
  thing. Here's Blueface talking about NBA Youngboy.
• 58:34
  You're like, hey, is it cool if I have sex in
• 58:38
  a V? And Blueface is like, yeah, I never even
• 58:41
  really cared about her. That's kind of how I
• 58:44
  picture the conversation going, you know? It's
• 58:47
  kind of how I picture it flying in the club.
• 58:50
  Is that he's just utterly ignoring him. And like,
• 58:54
  go bang her out. Get her out of my house, please.
• 58:56
  Her and that dumb kid. I don't think he really
• 58:59
  cares about the kid. Here's Bobby Elson. I definitely
• 59:04
  don't want to offend anyone at all. You don't
• 59:07
  want to offend anyone, but you ditched your family
• 59:08
  to make a video with Drake. Shut up. Also, I
• 59:12
  try to not offend people. It's riveting. That's
• 59:17
  her on Kiki Palmer's podcast. I think it's an
• 59:20
  unspoken thing that Bobby Yelthoff used her ex
• 59:24
  -husband who was good at IT and computers to
• 59:27
  create her company. She lands the interview with
• 59:30
  Drake and then ditches him! She's a cloud chaser.
• 59:36
  And I hope that ex -husband... Bobby, I found
• 59:41
  a hotter woman that's less skanky, that's more
• 59:45
  loyal. That ain't it, dog. That's why you don't
• 59:50
  do business with your family. Think about all
• 59:54
  the radio teams of married people that ended
• 59:56
  up breaking up. You don't work with your significant
• 1:00:00
  other. You bang them, you lay next to them, and
• 1:00:04
  that's about it. What's going on here? This is
• 1:00:09
  how you get her obsessed with you and not the
• 1:00:12
  reverse. If you find yourself thinking about
• 1:00:14
  her all day, worried about certain situations,
• 1:00:17
  and is trying to play out what you should do
• 1:00:23
  if she's pulling away, not wanting to hang out
• 1:00:29
  as much, or whatever she's doing that's making
• 1:00:31
  you feel this anxious feeling inside, it's triggering
• 1:00:34
  something. Oh yeah, everyone's, God! to use a
• 1:00:38
  word trigger. That's not real love. That's not
• 1:00:44
  a love response. That's a trauma response. I
• 1:00:47
  agree. We're all traumatized. GTA 5 came out
• 1:00:56
  13 years ago. I don't know why. I don't think
• 1:00:59
  the new GTA is going to come out. I just have
• 1:01:01
  a feeling about that. Men who do this are highly
• 1:01:04
  attractive to women. What qualities truly make
• 1:01:09
  a man sexy and attractive? The answer may surprise
• 1:01:13
  you, and no, it's not being 6 feet, having raging
• 1:01:16
  abs, or being super rich. I am 6 '9", so, you
• 1:01:21
  know, it's that. Bear with me. I've asked various
• 1:01:25
  women what they truly look for, and they've all
• 1:01:28
  said something that really surprised me. Why
• 1:01:31
  would they say? It's not being athletic, tall,
• 1:01:34
  or rich. One trait that seems to have the potential
• 1:01:38
  to... Listen up, boys. All the other qualities
• 1:01:41
  I just listed is your masculinity. All right,
• 1:01:45
  I'm sure she voted for the right. Here's Clavicular
• 1:01:51
  talking about lip filler. What is one procedure,
• 1:01:55
  cosmetic procedure, that you would not be supportive
• 1:01:58
  of? I love how they're interviewing this 2006
• 1:02:02
  baby like he's the authority. I am never in support
• 1:02:11
  of filler. I think filler is terrible. I kind
• 1:02:15
  of agree. A broken clock's right twice a day.
• 1:02:19
  It migrates down the face. There you go. There's
• 1:02:30
  Claviculo doing his thing. There he is walking
• 1:02:35
  down the street singing. I don't know why I always
• 1:02:40
  say that. I just remember that song. My dad made
• 1:02:43
  a mixtape for my mom. I remember that song playing.
• 1:02:47
  I saw this tweet here and I thought, women should
• 1:02:51
  look at this with happiness. There are millions
• 1:02:53
  of porn sites, but he asked to see your nude.
• 1:02:56
  We want to see a tit. Here's Linda the plug with
• 1:03:01
  Drake. Guys, guess who I'm shooting with today?
• 1:03:05
  It's finally happening. He's going to finish
• 1:03:09
  on my face. They've been waiting for this one.
• 1:03:13
  Oh, yeah. He is a weird guy to drink. Ozzy is
• 1:03:20
  also very talented. He pulls a lot of hot piece
• 1:03:24
  of ass. So you got to give it to him. They all
• 1:03:29
  seem like they only get sick of him once he gets
• 1:03:33
  to know Drake. You can't bring him to family
• 1:03:36
  parties because then you've got 17 -year -olds
• 1:03:38
  there and that's not good to have around Drake.
• 1:03:44
  You don't really want that happening. Keep them
• 1:03:50
  away from McKenna. Here is Sophie Cunningham
• 1:03:54
  going off on Sidney Sweeney haters, which I love
• 1:03:57
  this. If you despise Sidney Sweeney, you're just
• 1:04:01
  jealous. You're not as hot in there. Honestly,
• 1:04:03
  speaking of women in sport or like women not
• 1:04:07
  in sport, the amount of text messages, DMs, comments,
• 1:04:14
  people wanting to know, maybe not. Not no, but
• 1:04:19
  wanting me to talk about the Sidney Sweeney ad.
• 1:04:24
  Like, I feel like we got a hit on it. I don't
• 1:04:28
  really care anymore. Well, too outspoken for
• 1:04:31
  me. I'll do that here. Here's the latest from
• 1:04:33
  Sophie Rain. When do you, are you trying to find
• 1:04:36
  the right person? I'm waiting for the right person.
• 1:04:38
  I'm trying to wait until marriage. Yeah, you
• 1:04:41
  need to stop with that act, honey. You show your
• 1:04:44
  butthole on camera. You've had sex. I'm getting,
• 1:04:47
  you know, I'm older. I'm about. to turn 22 and
• 1:04:49
  i'm waiting for the right person to get here
• 1:04:51
  man that's one of my biggest regrets in my 20s
• 1:04:53
  if you're listening and you're like 19 through
• 1:04:55
  27 you're young shut up yeah there you go yourself
• 1:04:59
  you're in ah here's kylie kelsey what rage bait
• 1:05:04
  do you have for me this week oh oh it's a collab
• 1:05:08
  of nfl players and their wives yes this old thing
• 1:05:14
  Got it. It's a TikTok and the text on screen
• 1:05:18
  says everyone's wives look like supermodels.
• 1:05:23
  Yeah. Kylie Kelsey does this annoying thing where
• 1:05:29
  she pretends like she doesn't want to be famous
• 1:05:32
  and she's doing a podcast where she's on camera.
• 1:05:37
  Except one. Okay. It's lots of athletes with
• 1:05:46
  their spouses and they look stunning and everyone
• 1:05:51
  is dressed to the nines and then they end with
• 1:05:57
  me it's her dressed up all average specifically
• 1:06:05
  me in a t -shirt and an athletic skirt yeah maybe
• 1:06:10
  put out a little more Here's the Ricky Smiley
• 1:06:15
  morning show defending Chris Brown. Y 'all days
• 1:06:18
  after receiving the honor from the state of Texas,
• 1:06:21
  Chris Brown is ready to give the award right
• 1:06:24
  on back. I ain't listening to that. That is a
• 1:06:29
  not. If I want to listen to some urban radio.
• 1:06:39
  Ricky doesn't have this intro. That's right.
• 1:07:00
  Oh, yeah, we all love Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey,
• 1:07:11
  won't you come home with me? Isn't this quite
• 1:07:21
  the intro? Yeah, Ricky Smiley didn't have this.
• 1:07:30
  I will never take up an opportunity to play his
• 1:07:33
  intro. Such a banger in the club. Here it comes,
• 1:07:43
  the best part of the song. Time for the strawberry
• 1:07:56
  letter. Uncle Tommy's prank calls. And I'm Steve
• 1:08:03
  Harvey and I barely show up to my own show. And
• 1:08:06
  I get paid millions of dollars. Oh, jeez. Come
• 1:08:28
  on, Big Daddy. I sure will. That I don't really
• 1:08:44
  show up for. I love it. Here is Clavicular talking
• 1:08:51
  about fantasy football. Interesting time. It's
• 1:08:55
  football season. You've got fantasy football
• 1:08:57
  drafts. You've got a lot of men, especially,
• 1:09:00
  and younger men that are spending a lot of time
• 1:09:03
  on... This is weird. We're talking about what
• 1:09:05
  younger men are doing. Young men! Don't you do
• 1:09:09
  it in the U .S.? The YMCA? Young men! Fantasy
• 1:09:12
  lineups and all those things. Waste of time?
• 1:09:15
  Is it a good place to put your energy? What do
• 1:09:18
  you think? Oh, here's Deluxe Max. They're clavicular
• 1:09:21
  with his... Whoa! I find that to be the most
• 1:09:26
  absurd thing that people are playing, like these
• 1:09:28
  virtual sports. Says the guy that uses a hammer
• 1:09:31
  to his face. Shut your ass! You stupid. This
• 1:09:37
  is a delightful headline. A Florida woman is
• 1:09:43
  facing a disturbing charge after her husband
• 1:09:46
  allegedly discovered security camera footage
• 1:09:48
  involving her and the family dog. Ah, jeez. Police
• 1:09:52
  say the husband originally installed cameras
• 1:09:58
  inside the home to figure out who had been stealing
• 1:10:00
  money from a coin jar. It's always the coin jar.
• 1:10:07
  While reviewing footage, to his surprise, he
• 1:10:09
  allegedly found 38 -year -old Malia Numador engaging
• 1:10:12
  in sexual activity with the family dog. Oh yeah,
• 1:10:15
  she can go work for the FBI. 856. 49 Hoppy. It's
• 1:10:23
  856 -556773. You can tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio.
• 1:10:30
  You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio, at GMO.
• 1:10:36
  I done. I come. What's going on here? People
• 1:10:40
  start ignoring you. Here's exactly what you're
• 1:10:43
  going to do. Never talk to that person again
• 1:10:46
  because she's begging someone else. Here's Sky
• 1:10:50
  Bree talking about how porn hurt her mental health.
• 1:10:53
  I hated how it made me feel. I just felt... I
• 1:10:59
  felt gross doing it. Oh, you loved it more than
• 1:11:03
  me. This is funny. This is... Cameron on the
• 1:11:09
  It Is What It Is podcast talking about Arby's.
• 1:11:13
  We got the meats. Slogan and promotion. I'll
• 1:11:15
  be honest with you. I can't go to Arby's off
• 1:11:17
  their slogan and promotion. I just can't. We
• 1:11:20
  love the meats. I can't go in there. I'm never
• 1:11:23
  going to Arby's off the slogan and promotion.
• 1:11:26
  I don't like their promotion. I don't like the
• 1:11:28
  way they go about it. I don't like that voice
• 1:11:29
  who say it on the music. I can't fuck with Arby's.
• 1:11:33
  All right, we're out of here. Here's the word.
• 1:11:37
  You're going to have to beep that out later.
• 1:11:38
  Let me write that. One hour camera beep. Especially
• 1:11:48
  because now I've got more surveillance on my
• 1:11:50
  show. 856 -499 -HOTBEAT. 856 -499 -HOTBEAT. You
• 1:11:57
  can tweet at me. All right. Let's see what we
• 1:12:03
  have here. Here is Mia Khalifa on Call Her Daddy.
• 1:12:08
  Can you explain that experience? Yeah, it's very
• 1:12:11
  weird to go into a job interview thinking, oh,
• 1:12:14
  I'm just going to go back to normal life and
• 1:12:15
  having the interviewer ask you if you did porn.
• 1:12:21
  Right. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what happens when
• 1:12:24
  you do it. It's not going to go away. And oh,
• 1:12:27
  yeah. She made that video where she had like
• 1:12:30
  five guys around her. She's kind of making fun
• 1:12:32
  of terrorists. You kind of went out, no pun intended,
• 1:12:35
  with a bang. People aren't just going to forget
• 1:12:38
  that. Although your films are very boring. It
• 1:12:43
  was just you kind of having that mindset of,
• 1:12:45
  oh, yeah, you should be so grateful to be with
• 1:12:51
  you. I already forgot your name. Mia Khalifa.
• 1:12:57
  I was going to say Asa Kira. There's too many
• 1:12:58
  Khalifas. Here's Serena Cox talking about when
• 1:13:02
  she stepped us out of her marriage. A porn star
• 1:13:04
  cheating? No way. As you know your partner is
• 1:13:07
  supportive and you know this is something you're
• 1:13:09
  both deciding to do. actually doing it sometimes
• 1:13:12
  is different. So there was just still that fear
• 1:13:14
  that I was going to go home. So what was the
• 1:13:16
  first time? Yeah, what was that first time? Do
• 1:13:18
  you meet a guy? Because it's during the pandemic.
• 1:13:20
  It's during the pandemic, so we met in a park.
• 1:13:22
  Really? Was your husband there or was it just
• 1:13:25
  you and me? No, I took an Uber. Yeah, I'll be
• 1:13:27
  honest. I got laid in the park, too. Well, not
• 1:13:31
  in the park. I'm saying too much. And I went
• 1:13:35
  and met the guy on my own, which was really exciting.
• 1:13:38
  Yes. Because after being so many years monogamous
• 1:13:40
  with him, always being monogamous in my relationships.
• 1:13:43
  This is a modern day woman. Stay away! Watch
• 1:13:47
  out, boys. Do women cheat? Do women cheat? Yes,
• 1:13:52
  they do. And they do it well. Here are a couple
• 1:13:56
  signs to look out for if you think your girl's
• 1:13:58
  cheating. This is this woman ratting on herself.
• 1:14:03
  All of these mean she's cheating? No. I don't
• 1:14:07
  care anymore. I know I'm the man. So I'm not
• 1:14:14
  worried. Here's Elaine on some AI short for Seinfeld.
• 1:14:20
  Let me re -say that. Rewind sound effect. You
• 1:14:25
  know, I have that rewind sound effect. Let's
• 1:14:28
  do that again. Here is a fake Seinfeld video
• 1:14:33
  made by AI of Elaine using AI. Aren't you supposed
• 1:14:41
  to be working? It's fine. It's all hands. I'll
• 1:14:43
  just get Claude to summarize it later. Who's
• 1:14:45
  Claude? Ich heiße Claude. It's a guy in a living
• 1:14:53
  room named Claude. That's kind of funny. What's
• 1:14:55
  a normal penis size? What's normal in penis size?
• 1:14:58
  What is actually normal? It's about 5 .3 to 5
• 1:15:01
  .7 inches. I'm at like 6 .1, so I'm above average.
• 1:15:08
  Here's a woman talking about divorce. I have
• 1:15:11
  been going through a divorce this last year,
• 1:15:13
  and I also have been experiencing a lot of friendship
• 1:15:17
  breakups. Maybe you should look yourself in the
• 1:15:20
  mirror and be like, yeah, I'm a problem. RyanHoppyRadio
• 1:15:38
  .com. The hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:15:40
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:15:44
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 1:15:50
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:15:52
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:15:56
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 1:16:01
  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 1:16:05
  what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks
• 1:16:11
  like you went and got a job on the iPad screen,
• 1:16:14
  whatever the case might be in your hand and a
• 1:16:16
  sock, you know, whatever. Like, thank you. But
• 1:16:19
  also I would love to be. I'm getting railed,
• 1:16:22
  but... As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 1:16:24
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 1:16:26
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 1:16:29
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
• 1:16:31
  yeah, let me press this button right here. Don't
• 1:16:36
  worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
• 1:16:39
  Uh -huh, uh -huh. Southside. What y 'all niggas
• 1:16:42
  know about dirty South? One time. Oh, get at
• 1:16:47
  me. Just to stay on top I recall Harry, Bill,
• 1:17:00
  Whipson Over and over again And again, and again,
• 1:17:07
  and again Yo, when you hear talk of the Southside,
• 1:17:10
  you hear talk of the team You niggas fair prints
• 1:17:12
  and respected print Boy, you slow motherfuckers,
• 1:17:15
  I'ma break it down iller My dream was a businessman
• 1:17:18
  and Prince was the killer. Remember? He used
• 1:17:20
  to push the bulletproof BM, uh -huh. He said,
• 1:17:23
  get your seasick. I sat back and peeped shit.
• 1:17:25
  The road was easy water then. They ain't get
• 1:17:27
  blunted. Had to hold projects working for 50
• 1:17:29
  or 500. As a youth, all I ever did was sell crack.
• 1:17:33
  I used to idolize cat. Hurt me to my heart to
• 1:17:35
  hear that nigga snitched on Pat. I eager out
• 1:17:37
  like that. Rumors in the hood was just for snitching.
• 1:17:40
  I ain't believe that, Paul. He helped me cop
• 1:17:42
  my first year sex. I had the four under the Z,
• 1:17:45
  the five and the three. Outro Music We'll be
• 1:18:23
  right back. with a pretty face while she burnin'
• 1:18:40
  Man, I'ma get cheesed like Chaz then run through
• 1:18:42
  whips like Seagal Gamble all the time like country
• 1:18:44
  curly head Prince and Tata, Popo under pressure
• 1:18:47
  too They know what they facin' Go against crews
• 1:18:49
  like V -Bow and killers like Pappy Mason A lot
• 1:18:51
  of niggas I know been corrupted since birth Ties
• 1:18:54
  to rob nuns for fun, for everything they worth
• 1:18:56
  I know some cats that hell out whole complexes
• 1:18:58
  like Holywall Together niggas stand and divide
• 1:19:01
  if they fall Round here, shook niggas, they keep
• 1:19:03
  it in motion Come around here with your rollie,
• 1:19:06
  you can get robbed like Ocean Lord knows Tommy
• 1:19:08
  had law of the soul. Helicopters, rose voices
• 1:19:11
  with Louis Vuitton interior. Might sound like
• 1:19:13
  I'm fantasizing, but son, I'm dead serious. Montana
• 1:19:16
  was no dummy, boy, business to wash the money.
• 1:19:18
  Had money out the ass, he politic like the Asians.
• 1:19:21
  Feds couldn't catch him dirty, so set up for
• 1:19:22
  tax evasion. Forgive me for I've said over and
• 1:19:28
  over again. Just to stay on top. So recall me
• 1:19:34
  and refill with sin. Yo, rest in peace to Rich
• 1:19:46
  and Ron, money what they was about, yo The twins
• 1:19:48
  was from Queens, but got crazy cream without
• 1:19:50
  pole Throughout my time, I heard tales of Jaime,
• 1:19:52
  Frenchie, Jamaican Paulie, Ducky Corley, Rodney,
• 1:19:55
  Buffy, Chicks, yeah A lot of niggas flow the
• 1:19:58
  way I flow, but ain't been in the game all their
• 1:19:59
  life, so don't know who I know Writing rhymes
• 1:20:02
  is the best way I express how I feel If I ain't
• 1:20:04
  rich by 26, I'll be dead or in jail Coming up,
• 1:20:07
  I heard since there's too much booze, it'll leave
• 1:20:09
  you confused And if you watch the news, you see
• 1:20:11
  players in this game and lose, I'm forgetting
• 1:20:12
  lefty and jazz Pretty Tony and Lance, Ed Luke,
• 1:20:15
  Mel Son, Troy and E -Moneybags. In a conversation
• 1:20:18
  over shrimp and lobster, Benny Hines, Hurt Chico,
• 1:20:21
  Stop Boxing, and Starter Rob Medina. Shout out
• 1:20:23
  to Clarence and Clutch, Barb Dre, Black Will,
• 1:20:26
  and Flo Don't Kill You to Mack Will. all righty
• 1:20:57
  let's see what we have all right here with this
• 1:20:59
  button that we're gonna press right here hey
• 1:21:02
  what's up it's dj loves you from the world famous
• 1:21:04
  man cow show and you're listening to my good
• 1:21:07
  pal and radio legend Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy
• 1:21:11
  Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people add
• 1:21:13
  the radio legend part. It boosts my ego. The
• 1:21:16
  show you secretly listen to, and that includes
• 1:21:18
  you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages. Whatever.
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  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome
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  to... There's something completely different.
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  Door is closing. Listen to Radio Show of the
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  Oh, yeah! What's going on? Ryan's laughter. Crazy
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  Hoppy Hour is the thing. With Ryan Hopp, we all.
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  Grab your friends and let's all swing. Hop, hop,
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  hop. Ooh. Ah. Ooh. Oh, it's so disturbing. On
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  my TV, muted, I have Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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  Mm -hmm. And it's muted. And it's the episode
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  of Hand Banana. The dog that keeps raping Carl.
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  That goes, tonight, you... And it's a lot more
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  disturbing in the club during the day. Now, if
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  you watch this at night. Oh, it's hilarious.
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  Now, during the day, only Jesus Christ. Watching
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  adults swim during the day. It's like going to
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  like, I don't know, like a strip club and seeing
• 1:24:47
  the daytime strippers. Or looking at me. Oh,
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  yeah! Last night. Alexa, recap the Buffalo Lions
• 1:25:20
  game from last night. Alexa! Hey, Alexa, recap
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  the NFL game from last night. You're not responding
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  to me. The Bills opened Highmark Stadium Thursday,
• 1:25:40
  beating the Lions 41 -31. Josh Allen was dominant
• 1:25:44
  with five touchdowns, three passing and two rushing,
• 1:25:46
  and 248 passing yards plus 69 on the ground,
• 1:25:50
  while James Cook ran for 135 yards. That was
• 1:25:54
  a good summary! Takes forever. Like when most
• 1:25:58
  women... Alexa, stop! Driving me nuts! It's kind
• 1:26:03
  of nice having a co -host. It's kind of like
• 1:26:04
  Jeff Peterson from The Craig Ferguson Show. That's
• 1:26:09
  the vibe I'm going for. A little inside secret.
• 1:26:28
  Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey know places they
• 1:26:31
  can hide. Yeah, they went on a date night. Oh,
• 1:26:34
  yeah. Shut up. More than two months after their
• 1:26:39
  July 3rd wedding at Madison Square Garden. That
• 1:26:43
  was normal. The couple pop up in a new photo
• 1:26:46
  from Travis's Kansas. All right, so they were
• 1:26:48
  hanging out. God, I wonder what she's really
• 1:26:51
  like. I'm not talking about, you know, like.
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  To the media. Like, behind closed doors. I know
• 1:27:00
  she's good at baking. There's the rumors that
• 1:27:03
  she's autistic and a little weird, you know.
• 1:27:07
  Look at her. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Baker Mayfield
• 1:27:12
  traded in his Bucks gear for a Michigan jersey
• 1:27:15
  this week. Oh yeah, there's Baker Mayfield in
• 1:27:19
  the club. His alma mater lost to Todd Bowles'
• 1:27:22
  son this past weekend. So Baker was a good sport
• 1:27:25
  about it. I have a feeling. Oh, it's so funny.
• 1:27:27
  Such good sense of humor from Todd Bowles. Win
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  a fucking game. He won't be, he won't have friendly
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  intent. I can't watch this nonsense. Shut up.
• 1:27:41
  On the football field, Travis Kelsey has fallen
• 1:27:43
  victim to defensive tackles. Kelsey underneath.
• 1:27:46
  Dropped passes. Off his own helmet. And the occasional
• 1:27:50
  injury. Yeah, it's never good. You need your
• 1:27:53
  dick for, you know, talent. Off the field, federal
• 1:27:56
  prosecutors in Missouri say Kelsey was one of
• 1:27:59
  several professional athletes who fell victim
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  to a multi -million dollar Ponzi scheme. Yeah,
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  that's not good. Led by this man. Loser! Mm -hmm.
• 1:28:11
  Teaching most likely a class in business ethics.
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  Of course it's that accent. Making your own type
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  look bad. Kind of like when it's a white school
• 1:28:19
  shooter and it's like, man, you're making all
• 1:28:20
  white people look bad. Yeah. You're not doing
• 1:28:23
  your ethnicity. And he causes it. Mm -hmm. You're
• 1:28:28
  making a... I'm going to scam you. Just like
• 1:28:31
  the people on LinkedIn who said they're going
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  to scam me from Dubai. Give me podcast download.
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  Jesus Christ. Get a real job. Stop with the stereotypes.
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  I hate when racist people can be right, okay?
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  Behave, all of us. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -5
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  -4. Here is Kaepernick talking about Robert Kraft.
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  The part that I hope people... appreciate and
• 1:29:02
  take away in this moment is that you need a haircut
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  what robert your hair looks terrible craft and
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  what they're saying by denying macklemore the
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  opportunity to go out and perform with ed sheeran
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  is they are willing to collude all right i know
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  there's a lot of problems in the world i i get
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  it but man if that's all you talk about is woke
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  issues you're boring And this just didn't. You
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  were a very boring quarterback. A wheelchair
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  -bound Mitch McConnell almost voted for the other
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  thing. I think it was the farm bill. And he almost
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  voted the liberal way. Clavicular and Lily Snyder
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  broke up. And Paramount's negotiations are ongoing.
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  Oh, yeah. I'm telling. So worried about that
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  company. Screw you. They were underage images
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  found at one of Jeffrey Epstein's houses. A mom
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  had sex with her son for 20 years in Florida.
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  Makes sense. Pinky Chew is happy space. She's
• 1:30:11
  looking pretty good. Amanda Seyfried was not
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  wearing her wedding ring. She's probably not
• 1:30:18
  with her husband anymore. And Representative
• 1:30:21
  Beth Van... been doing. She's a cute girl. I
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  would plow her. She came to the defense of Sidney
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  Sweeney. But you know she did that because she
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  probably had experience being the hottest woman
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  back in the day. So she kind of knows what it's
• 1:30:45
  like to be singled out for being hot. Hot, hot,
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  hot. Alright, here she is talking about Sidney
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  Sweeney. A lot of people are up in arms about
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  the Sydney Sweeney ad. Do you hear how ridiculous
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  it is? They're up in arms! There's someone kind
• 1:31:05
  of showing her boobs. Do you know anything about
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  this? All I know is if I looked anything like
• 1:31:11
  her naked, I don't know that I would ever wear
• 1:31:12
  clothes. I bet that woman looks phenomenal. You
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  know how they talk about big dick and small dick
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  energy? This girl's got big boob energy. I'm
• 1:31:24
  rock hard! Some people feel like it's sexualizing
• 1:31:30
  female athletes too much and have issues with
• 1:31:32
  it. She's an actress. Thank you. Beautiful. I
• 1:31:36
  want to marry you. Please marry me. Please marry
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  me. I mean, she knows the market that they're
• 1:31:45
  going for are men who are watching sports. And
• 1:31:48
  a lot of men who are watching sports, that is
• 1:31:50
  the demographic that will be very receptive.
• 1:31:53
  Yeah, the sports betting of a hot piece of ass.
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  Here's Kay Adams talking about Romeo Dobbs wearing
• 1:32:01
  87 in New England. Who in your eyes is that player
• 1:32:05
  who steps up and becomes the dude? All right,
• 1:32:09
  well, it's going to have to be Romeo Dobb. You
• 1:32:11
  can't just go out there and pay somebody that
• 1:32:13
  much money and then not have any production from
• 1:32:16
  him. He's going to have to pick it up. All right,
• 1:32:18
  there you go. There's Rob Gronkowski, who Calvin
• 1:32:20
  used to say I sound like. Here is Ben Johnson
• 1:32:23
  and Brian Flores. When you face someone like
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  Flores, not only is he very accomplished, but
• 1:32:28
  someone that you have faced so many times, is
• 1:32:30
  there ever a trap to avoid of just overthinking
• 1:32:33
  and trying to guess? What he thinks you think
• 1:32:36
  he thinks you think he thinks you're going to
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  do? Yeah, yeah. Yes, there is. How do you avoid
• 1:32:43
  going down a path where you're just overdoing
• 1:32:47
  it? I'm in that path right now. Hell yeah! Me
• 1:32:51
  too. All these fat morning radio hosts in Tampa.
• 1:32:56
  Here's Richard Sherman saying that Josh Allen
• 1:32:59
  played with the flu. I like that. And here's
• 1:33:29
  Caleb Williams. I'm watching Drew Brees growing
• 1:33:31
  up. What did Drew say to you, and what effect
• 1:33:34
  did it have on you going into this? Yeah, I mean,
• 1:33:38
  he's a legend. Oh, I hate this new facial. Hey,
• 1:33:41
  Caleb Williams! Looks like a Chicago boy! I like
• 1:33:47
  that. 5 ,000 yards consistently throughout his
• 1:33:53
  seasons that he's had and things like that. And
• 1:33:57
  so as a quarterback and his completion percentage
• 1:33:59
  in those were high. And so when he says things
• 1:34:03
  like that or anything like that, it moves you.
• 1:34:07
  That's good. Especially when you watch him growing
• 1:34:09
  up. That makes you feel old. I mean, I was kind
• 1:34:12
  of growing up, you know what I mean? All right,
• 1:34:15
  let's see what's going on with these maniacs
• 1:34:17
  over at TMZ. Today on TMZ. Millions of people
• 1:34:24
  are not a fan of Harvey Levin because he expects
• 1:34:28
  people. Are watching our interview with AOC,
• 1:34:39
  who has empathy. Gosh, she's a hot piece of ass.
• 1:34:42
  For Ed Sheeran, but says the bad guy is Robert
• 1:34:46
  Kraft. When you see what Robert Kraft did to
• 1:34:49
  lineups. You mean a guy who goes to an Asian
• 1:34:52
  handjob parlor is not a good guy? No way! Call
• 1:34:56
  the presses. Stadium owners and the elite to
• 1:34:59
  censor speech. Here's my issue with this. What
• 1:35:01
  she's saying is Kraft is organizing a boycott.
• 1:35:05
  Yeah. And she's suggesting that is un -American.
• 1:35:09
  Right. Boycotts are part of the American fabric.
• 1:35:12
  That's a good point. American Idol is leaving
• 1:35:15
  Los Angeles. American Idol decides to... I don't
• 1:35:18
  even know what's still on TV. Move to Georgia
• 1:35:21
  because of the tax breaks. So no more we're going
• 1:35:23
  to Hollywood? Hollywood is dead. Everybody. We're
• 1:35:26
  going to Atlanta! Duck and cover. Everybody's
• 1:35:29
  gone. They're getting tax breaks in Kentucky,
• 1:35:31
  in Georgia. Okay, Harvey, to keep TMZ going,
• 1:35:34
  would you move to Kentucky? Well, with a new
• 1:35:37
  fresh staff. Oh, snap! It is snap. When in Ireland,
• 1:35:45
  do as the Irish do. Oprah Winfrey was there in
• 1:35:48
  a pub. There she is with Gail. They lick each
• 1:35:51
  other's carpet. She and Gail were drinking Guinness.
• 1:35:56
  All right. Fucking maniacs. God, are they still
• 1:35:59
  lesbian? Oh, yeah. You know, they've scissored
• 1:36:04
  before. Just look at them. Get out of here. Of
• 1:36:07
  course they have. Happy Hot Topic. Managing an
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  In -N -Out not only gets you a free double -double,
• 1:36:15
  it's also very lucrative. The company tells Forbes
• 1:36:18
  magazine that store managers earn an average
• 1:36:20
  of $200 ,000 a year. Yeah, you know, I should
• 1:36:23
  go to L .A. and open up Hoppy's Inn. A56. 49
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  Hoppy. There's this right here. Whoa! Hoppy Hot
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  Topic! Jack Antonoff isn't singing one love song
• 1:36:40
  anytime soon. Yeah, you know, he seems a little
• 1:36:44
  insufferable. He's kind of a douchebag. During
• 1:36:48
  his latest concert in Los Angeles September 15th,
• 1:36:51
  the Bleacher Man is starting to age. From and
• 1:36:55
  denies a fan's request to perform the 2017 hit
• 1:36:58
  Let's Get Married. Because it's about his ex
• 1:37:01
  -wife. The fans are paying to see you. Shut your
• 1:37:04
  ass! Maybe I shouldn't have, you know. I don't
• 1:37:09
  know how to explain. I made a song. Happy Hot
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  Topic. You're so much better than everybody.
• 1:37:16
  Shut up. The Obamas are mourning the loss of
• 1:37:21
  a family member. In an Instagram post shared
• 1:37:24
  September 16th, Barack and Michelle Obama announced
• 1:37:27
  the September 15th loss. The dog died. You don't
• 1:37:33
  want that. You're about to turn nine years old.
• 1:37:38
  I can't believe it. She's my angel. Happy Hot
• 1:37:44
  Topic. Shailene Woodley stylist Carla Welch has
• 1:37:49
  a few words for those who didn't like or didn't
• 1:37:51
  understand the actress's latest Emmy look. She
• 1:37:54
  looks skanky. What are you doing? It looks like
• 1:37:56
  you're going to the aliens. After your ex announcing
• 1:38:01
  that you cheated on him, that's not a good look.
• 1:38:05
  Calling out critics who take glee in being rude
• 1:38:08
  just for the sake of being rude. I gotta skip
• 1:38:18
  over it. Let me see. It's about Ed Sheeran breaking
• 1:38:21
  silence on Macklemore. Controversial comments
• 1:38:23
  in support of Palestinians. I wanted to stand
• 1:38:26
  up here. On stages and stadiums across America.
• 1:38:32
  And backstab those around me. And say two words
• 1:38:37
  that are very near and dear to my heart. Free
• 1:38:42
  Palestine. All right, everyone's free. Give us
• 1:38:47
  a shit. We're all gonna die. Religion's stupid.
• 1:38:49
  Mm -hmm. What's up, hip -hop fans? Today, we're
• 1:38:56
  diving into the ongoing conversation about Snoop
• 1:38:59
  Dogg and his relationship with the late, great
• 1:39:01
  Tupac Shakur. Earlier today, the Machiavellian's
• 1:39:05
  Instagram page shared a video where Daryl Harper
• 1:39:07
  set the record straight, shutting down rumors
• 1:39:10
  that Snoop and Pac ever had beef. And then this
• 1:39:12
  clip resurfaced about, I don't know, two weeks
• 1:39:15
  ago of Tupac's final interview. Stick with your
• 1:39:18
  own guy. Stick to your own guy. Ah, dude. It's
• 1:39:26
  him and Jim Belushi. From West Side Story to
• 1:39:28
  Frank Sinatra. This is it. It's a side of Tupac
• 1:39:38
  very few have seen. Go buy that. Frank Sinatra.
• 1:39:47
  His newfound love of Sinatra was thanks to his
• 1:39:50
  gang -related co -star, Jim Belushi. I never
• 1:39:52
  even thought that I would ever even... I remotely
• 1:39:55
  like Frank Sinatra, not because he's white or
• 1:39:58
  whatever, just because it's like way before me.
• 1:40:00
  Once I heard him, I was like, once I heard him
• 1:40:03
  like with the Jim Belushi introduction, I was
• 1:40:06
  like, yes, you know, I can get into that. I can
• 1:40:08
  understand that. And Tupac told us he wanted
• 1:40:12
  to take a page out of Sinatra's career playbook.
• 1:40:15
  I'm just into like wanting to be seen as classic
• 1:40:17
  and elegant and better than the rest. All right,
• 1:40:21
  so there's a little bit of Tupac. Brian Hickerson
• 1:40:38
  is speaking out for the first time after his
• 1:40:41
  on -and -off girlfriend, actress Hayden Panettiere,
• 1:40:44
  passed away on August 16th. Shortly after being
• 1:40:47
  detained September 12th, following his involvement,
• 1:40:51
  involvement in an altercation at a south carolina
• 1:40:54
  bar brian yeah you're a bitch and was spotted
• 1:40:58
  at a gas station in greenville while sporting
• 1:41:00
  injuries on his face hmm think he's such a tough
• 1:41:04
  guy yeah bitch you're public enemy number one
• 1:41:07
  over in la steven colbert returned to late night
• 1:41:12
  for the first time oh yeah everybody freaking
• 1:41:15
  cared The only people that cared were the insufferable
• 1:41:21
  liberals. Since ending his show nearly four months
• 1:41:25
  ago and just 24 hours after this. You wanted
• 1:41:31
  me. I have kiss eggs. Shut up. You're annoying.
• 1:41:37
  Selena Gomez wants fans to look at her now. Given
• 1:41:41
  the Disney Channel alum's style and aesthetic
• 1:41:43
  during the mid -2010s is constantly circulating
• 1:41:45
  online, Selena reflects on how it feels to have
• 1:41:50
  such a spotlight on her youth. She tells People
• 1:41:53
  Magazine in an interview published September
• 1:41:54
  16th, You were less crazy, we knew less about
• 1:42:03
  you. You were getting dicked down! By beavers,
• 1:42:07
  you are a lot happier. Whoa! Happy hot topic!
• 1:42:12
  Mmm. We're going to lose you for a couple of
• 1:42:16
  days. Whoopi Goldberg is leaving The View for
• 1:42:18
  a bit. No! Come back! Shut up. No one cares.
• 1:42:25
  Bye. See you later. We get back in the habit
• 1:42:27
  of acting. The View co -host makes the announcement
• 1:42:30
  alongside the show's executive producer, Brian
• 1:42:32
  Teta, revealing that she will be stepping away
• 1:42:34
  from the daytime broadcast so she can work on
• 1:42:37
  another project. Right. God, all these boomers
• 1:42:41
  just don't want to retire. They don't want to
• 1:42:43
  be irrelevant. Mm -hmm. God, I didn't mean...
• 1:42:48
  You just got so much madness in the world. And
• 1:42:50
  they're just sitting over here. So much drama
• 1:42:53
  in the LNBC. A new study shows major gaps in
• 1:42:57
  how well folks who actually smoke understand
• 1:43:00
  the risks. Researchers found more than 9 in 10
• 1:43:03
  people surveyed across nearly 50 countries knew
• 1:43:05
  that smoking causes lung cancer. But here's the
• 1:43:09
  thing. What? We're new about its effects on things
• 1:43:12
  like cardiovascular. I mean, it's probably kind
• 1:43:15
  of assumed, but, you know. Whatever. Juilliard
• 1:43:21
  is showing Julia Stiles their expertise in the
• 1:43:24
  art of the apology. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's such
• 1:43:27
  a nauseating sentence. Following the announcement
• 1:43:30
  that Julia would be appearing on season 35 of
• 1:43:32
  Dancing with the Stars, the performing arts school
• 1:43:35
  seemingly referencing Julia's character Sarah
• 1:43:37
  Johnson from Save the Last Dance. I mean, it's
• 1:43:40
  probably what they're addressing. It's not seemingly.
• 1:43:42
  You're just afraid to say it. Mm -hmm. That's
• 1:43:47
  what that is. Of the film in an Instagram post
• 1:43:49
  September 3rd. The caption reads, Checks registrar.
• 1:43:53
  No, Julia Stiles did not, in fact, attend Juilliard,
• 1:43:56
  but we love her anyway. Whatever. A bunch of
• 1:43:58
  rich girl problems. It must be nice. Must be
• 1:44:03
  delightful. Then there's this. It's baby number
• 1:44:08
  two for Millie Bobby Brown. More than a year
• 1:44:10
  after announcing they adopted a baby girl, the
• 1:44:13
  Stranger Things star and husband, Jake Bon Jovi,
• 1:44:16
  have welcomed their second child, according to
• 1:44:18
  their social media. Next to an adorable photo
• 1:44:21
  of the baby holding their hands, Millie captioned
• 1:44:23
  her September 17th Instagram post, quote, Hi,
• 1:44:26
  little guy. The couple's newest addition also
• 1:44:29
  comes just three months after the 20th. Yeah,
• 1:44:31
  I don't think she created it. Alexa, with the
• 1:44:34
  second kid of Millie Bobby Brown, is that biologically
• 1:44:37
  hers? Millie Bobby Brown's second child was adopted,
• 1:44:43
  not biologically. All right. Alexa, stop. She
• 1:44:47
  must not be able to have kids. There's something
• 1:44:48
  to that adapting. But then suddenly I got the
• 1:44:53
  ick. He did something that icked me for a minute.
• 1:44:56
  Miley Cyrus is getting real about a phenomenon
• 1:44:58
  that has plagued many a modern relationship.
• 1:45:01
  Yeah. Once the woman starts getting the ick,
• 1:45:04
  that is not good. Getting the ick. The Flowers
• 1:45:08
  singer speaking with Zane Lowe on his Apple Music
• 1:45:11
  podcast on September 17th, where she revealed
• 1:45:14
  that getting the ick was a mild source of anxiety
• 1:45:16
  for her as she prepares to walk down the aisle
• 1:45:19
  with her fiancé, musician Max Miranda. Ah, jeez.
• 1:45:23
  We've been together six years and I've never
• 1:45:25
  gotten the ick. But I was like, all of a sudden
• 1:45:27
  got in my head, I was like, oh my god, we're
• 1:45:28
  about to get married, what if I get the ick?
• 1:45:29
  Ah, you're overthinking. You're not marriage
• 1:45:32
  material. That's the problem. And then there's
• 1:45:35
  this right here. And the company behind ChatGPT
• 1:45:38
  says it found six more incidents of artificial
• 1:45:41
  intelligence models acting deceptively. Well,
• 1:45:44
  I just take over my life and give me money. Brian
• 1:45:49
  Koberger's family is speaking out on his decision
• 1:45:52
  to revoke his guilty plea. Loser! You were born
• 1:45:57
  a loser. And you'll always be a loser. Despite
• 1:46:00
  confessing to the 2022 murders of four students
• 1:46:03
  and subsequently receiving four consecutive life
• 1:46:05
  sentences as a result of a plea deal, Kohlberger
• 1:46:08
  filed a petition known as a motion for post -conviction
• 1:46:10
  relief in the summer of 2026 to withdraw his
• 1:46:13
  guilty. All right. God, he just look at him.
• 1:46:17
  There's no soul there. Just a complete loser.
• 1:46:23
  Today on TMZ. Taylor Swift was an air hog last
• 1:46:28
  night. She was on not one, but two television
• 1:46:31
  networks. Oh, wow, Greg. Good for you! Taylor
• 1:46:36
  made an appearance at the Emmy Awards. I don't
• 1:46:39
  think everything is a clue. It is to the Swifties.
• 1:46:42
  While she was airing in that skit, she was at
• 1:46:44
  the Chiefs game. She was right next to Tom Cruise.
• 1:46:46
  This is what happens. Travis is now rubbing elbows
• 1:46:48
  with people like Tom Cruise, and they all show
• 1:46:51
  up at the game. This just makes me... So happy
• 1:46:53
  that I'm an outsider. You're not an outsider.
• 1:46:56
  Not being invited and being unpopular is not
• 1:46:58
  an outsider. Hayden Panettiere's text messages
• 1:47:03
  are at the center of her death investigation.
• 1:47:06
  Namely, messages that... Gosh, you're so friggin'
• 1:47:09
  hot. She carried on for years with somebody who
• 1:47:13
  the DEA believes was her longtime drug dealer.
• 1:47:16
  And there's a text message between her and the
• 1:47:17
  drug dealer the week she died. The NFL and Jay
• 1:47:21
  -Z have two artists that they want to perform
• 1:47:23
  at Super Bowl 61. Harry Styles and Justin Bieber.
• 1:47:27
  Alright, there you go. That'd be interesting.
• 1:47:31
  Then there's this. I can't just be like, peace,
• 1:47:35
  no contact. Like, that doesn't work. The new
• 1:47:37
  headline, Taylor allegedly failed multiple court
• 1:47:41
  -ordered drug tests. Yeah, Taylor Frankie Paul.
• 1:47:43
  Can you imagine if you had a woman beating a
• 1:47:48
  man who failed drug tests? Oh, you get crucified.
• 1:47:51
  Everyone hates on him in a club. Oh, but it's
• 1:47:54
  Taylor Frankie Paul, a girl. In the last 60 days,
• 1:47:57
  the reported consequence? Her parenting time
• 1:48:00
  cut in half. Ah, that sucks. Maybe don't be such
• 1:48:04
  a drug addict. Mm -hmm. Time for NEPA baby news.
• 1:48:10
  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Turn
• 1:48:22
  the dial. What you hear? Same old name. Every
• 1:48:26
  year Family ties, velvet rope Hand -me -downs
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  with a golden hope Front row seats to the same
• 1:48:34
  old game New face, old last name You can smell
• 1:48:38
  the favor in the air Like the door got opened
• 1:48:41
  by who you knew there Tell me why They keep sliding
• 1:48:47
  by Tell me why It always looks so fly Never been
• 1:48:54
  new I dedicate this to the Joe show. That boy,
• 1:49:01
  baby. Right now. Happy Hot Topic. Hello. Hi,
• 1:49:20
  daddy. Hi, dad. Jenna and Chanel, the show, having
• 1:49:25
  George Bush on speakerphone because Jenna Hager
• 1:49:27
  Bush, who got the job because she's a nepo baby.
• 1:49:31
  Listen, your dad started a war where a lot of
• 1:49:34
  people died. Your dad's not a good dude. It's
• 1:49:37
  just because Trump is so awful that now we romanticize
• 1:49:40
  your dad. And it makes me absolutely nauseated.
• 1:49:44
  Growing up, you heard all this stuff about George
• 1:49:47
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• 1:49:52
  because the current president sucks does not
• 1:49:54
  mean we rewrite the past. Dad! Jenna! Jenna Bush
• 1:49:58
  Hager cold calling her dad, former president
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  the air. You're on TV, Dad. You're on TV. I've
• 1:50:12
  been trying to avoid that. Because, you know,
• 1:50:17
  people are going to ask you things. Ha ha! job
• 1:50:23
  because of my dad. There's a broadcaster in Grand
• 1:50:27
  Rapids that probably has more talent. You know,
• 1:50:31
  we need a minute to kind of just have fun. And
• 1:50:33
  that's what we're going to do. I will say they
• 1:50:37
  are very attached to the Bush daughters. And
• 1:50:42
  it really makes you wonder if they live up to
• 1:50:45
  their last name in more ways than one. A show
• 1:50:47
  anchor joined by her co -host Chanel Jones having
• 1:50:50
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• 1:50:54
  so funny how your dad started a war and ruined
• 1:50:57
  everything, but because Trump's so awful, we
• 1:51:00
  rewrite the past. Oh, it's awesome. Revisiting
• 1:51:03
  Jenna's 2007 appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres
• 1:51:06
  Show. Oh, I'm sure she totally earned that. Mm
• 1:51:09
  -hmm. When she famously called GW mid -interview.
• 1:51:13
  I do want to say Merry Christmas to you, and
• 1:51:15
  I want to tell my little girl I love you. You
• 1:51:17
  can tell Ellen just now when I talk to her. I
• 1:51:19
  love her. I love you, too. I love you, Dad. Thank
• 1:51:23
  you for helping me get all these jobs. Most important
• 1:51:26
  job I've ever had is to be a dad. Yeah, when
• 1:51:31
  you started at war, you probably shouldn't admit
• 1:51:33
  that. So naturally, Chanel suggests, can we try
• 1:51:37
  calling 43 again? Shut up. I think you've ever
• 1:51:42
  met Chanel. I have not met Chanel. I'd like to
• 1:51:46
  shake her hand, but it's a little difficult.
• 1:51:49
  Maybe one day. Maybe one day. We're living in
• 1:51:53
  a bizarre world where we're romanticizing George
• 1:51:55
  Bush. This is not good. You know what I mean?
• 1:51:59
  A jelly bean? That's not it. Not at all. Not
• 1:52:04
  really digging that. I'm dying. But remember,
• 1:52:08
  GW's a businessman and knows how to make the
• 1:52:11
  most of an opportunity. Listen, I'm glad you
• 1:52:14
  called because I don't know if you know this
• 1:52:18
  or not. But I've got a book coming out next month.
• 1:52:21
  All right, here we freaking go. I got a book
• 1:52:24
  coming out called I Started an Unnecessary Warrant.
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  Happy Hour. Happy Hour. Happy Hour. Happy Hour
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• 1:52:46
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• 1:52:52
  also need to be affectionate. And you can see
• 1:52:55
  that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
• 1:52:59
  a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And
• 1:53:02
  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big, it's
• 1:53:08
  not lacking any meat. And that's what real women
• 1:53:10
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• 1:53:16
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• 1:53:20
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• 1:53:22
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• 1:53:25
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  when I stayed late Yeah, boy wonder, I swear
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  it's like this every single time We'll see you
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  next time. has ever been. Scheduling million
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  I'm happy as can be now About to start balling
• 2:10:04
  like I'm coming off a rebound Yeah, and I should
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  have the most bragging rights Because the niggas
• 2:10:10
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  You pussy ass hater, you should do you You ain't
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  what you waiting on? It is bottom of the bed,
• 2:12:32
  pissing, I'm about to get shitty I'm with it,
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  if money is the it, you want me with it And I
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  probably just spit on the chick you want me with
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  And I hit the phony bitch on the head Only like
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  I'm only thick and I own hip hop. If you don't
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  spit, I'm gon' need fit. And I just sold a lot
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  of property to a buyer. And I think his name
• 2:12:49
  was kind of like Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy
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  Drake Rogers. I'm too busy to play father. And
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  when it comes to that game, I'm too willing to
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  play harder. So harder I do. There he go. They
• 2:13:00
  check MVP when I shoot a free throw. CEO. Jazz
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  what it do. The haters on their faces and their
• 2:13:07
  ass is a shoe. Better than you, radder than you,
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  etc. I told you I get paid by the letter like
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  A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O,
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  P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
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  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z To the sheetrock bend in
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  the heat I send burn skin The end and froze.
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  Laughter and joy dissolving in the air, but we'll
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  keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. All
• 2:14:19
  night's buzzing, but the laughter's growing dim.
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  Ear drums mix and hoppy like fingers without
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  rings. VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street. But
• 2:14:27
  soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the
• 2:14:30
  heat. Outro Music Clockwork to a show, now it's
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  time to face the silence like the TV on Snow
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  Riot Hoppy held the mic, with humor so divine
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  The void left in our hearts wider than a canyon
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  line Lines Empty speakers silenced by becoming
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  to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round
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  the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and japs, he's
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  our daily grind Now silence will remember thoughts
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  we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour is coming Too
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  close And like that, it's gone. You probably
• 2:16:32
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. I'll kick your lips and
• 2:16:40
  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast
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  day. Good night, and God bless America.