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FULL SHOW: Megan pranks on the boys backfires · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast. Cheers to Dilma making
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: the world a bitter tea.
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  Speaker 2: A whole lot of heavy rain around the country today.
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  Speaker 2: It looks pretty shocking over the next sort of twelve
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  Speaker 2: hours or so.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a few heavy rain warnings in place. A bit
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  Speaker 3: of wind as well. I've had some trees down am
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  Speaker 3: I driving to work?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems to be rough for the little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Potentially could affect some of the Super rugby over the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, the Blues playing their Brumbies tonight in the
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  Speaker 2: first semi final, and then the Hurricanes looks like it's
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  Speaker 2: better weather tomorrow when they take on the Chain.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if any team should be able to work their
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  Speaker 4: way through a weather event, the Hurricanes.
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  Speaker 5: Accustomed to it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: How's everyone going? All right? We had a bit of
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  Speaker 5: a team buffet last night. Yeah, boy boy.
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  Speaker 4: All you can eat buffet. You really do make a
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  Speaker 4: forgiveness out. Do you really do push your limits?
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  Speaker 6: You did try and eat the things that were not eatable?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, all.
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  Speaker 2: Table, the flashes buffet. I've ever been to eight restaurant
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  Speaker 2: at quarters.
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  Speaker 5: It was yeah, almost overwhelming. It's like too many choices.
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  Speaker 4: Because it it's called it because it's got eight different
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  Speaker 4: food stations. You know, seafood, but American meat, Italian.
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  Speaker 5: You just were in of the night. I was like, okay, man,
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  Speaker 5: cook us have a pizza.
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  Speaker 4: I was eating this pizza going. I did not need
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  Speaker 4: I did not need a pizza.
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  Speaker 2: And I always love the accommodations people put on a plate.
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  Speaker 5: You know too. You know it's the butter chickens with
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  Speaker 5: seafoods and it's the United Nations of food.
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  Speaker 4: It's wonderful you really do in a big mound. As
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  Speaker 4: well as if you're not going to go up another time,
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  Speaker 4: I know you.
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  Speaker 5: Can, you can keep you going back. That's the beauty
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  Speaker 5: of the buffet.
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  Speaker 7: So we rolled.
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  Speaker 4: I actually walked down there. I sent you all the
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  Speaker 4: photo in the group. It was like on the vomit
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  Speaker 4: on the footpath, like someone had obviously.
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  Speaker 7: Really really dug it unect That's what I needed with
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  Speaker 7: a full stomach to see.
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  Speaker 5: That on the group check.
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  Speaker 4: Quite confronting, but I was like, good on that person
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  Speaker 4: for making the most of the buffet.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it was a.
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  Speaker 4: Halftime, you know, you're doing the model thing kind of
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  Speaker 4: fingers down the throat, clear the banks, get back in there.
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  Speaker 6: Surely not on the footpath. Surely not.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently we're too fancy for that sort of carry on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that we're discussing that in the Roman times, where
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  Speaker 4: to be large was a sign that you were affluent,
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  Speaker 4: and that's what they would do halfway through their big feasts.
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  Speaker 5: Get back in there. Incredible, incredible love love people who
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  Speaker 5: can eat a lot of food.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 5: The hot dog eating Championships.
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  Speaker 2: That's been a controversy going on with that this week
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  Speaker 2: because Joe Chestnut, who's probably a name that everyone knows,
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  Speaker 2: just the guy that usually wins it, he's been banned
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  Speaker 2: from the competition for.
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  Speaker 6: He's doing a sponsorship than possible.
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  Speaker 2: Meat basically like a plant based your hot dogs, and
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  Speaker 2: the Nathans who run the competition like, well, well, hang on,
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  Speaker 2: you've been plugging this other, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, like the hot dog getting competitions are like actual meat.
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  Speaker 2: So he's out there, like, mate, you're endorsing another product,
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  Speaker 2: you can't be part of our one.
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  Speaker 4: And he's the world champion. Yeah, but it's like kicking
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  Speaker 4: Roger fed around of Wimbledon.
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  Speaker 2: But then him and a guy from Japan are like
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  Speaker 2: the biggest eaters, you know, like as far as most
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  Speaker 2: impressive Eaters. They've got a live Netflix special coming out
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  Speaker 2: the two of them taking so they're kind of like
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  Speaker 2: just pivoted and going to Netflix.
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  Speaker 3: So there's going to be a TV show where we
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  Speaker 3: watched two dudes eat a bunch of hot talks.
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  Speaker 5: Well they broadcast the other one on ESPN, but yeah, this.
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  Speaker 4: Is each other legions. We seen nell Asa the New Zealander. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she's a wonderful leader too. We seen here over there
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  Speaker 4: and that was that was like her folks put it
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  Speaker 4: into a perspective like you going to New York fashion
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  Speaker 4: we call the met gala and meeting your fashion designer.
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  Speaker 5: That was her met gala, meeting all of these.
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  Speaker 6: As Joey her here's.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and even like the people that you're I've never
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  Speaker 2: heard their name before. She said, Oh my god, imit
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  Speaker 2: such and such.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone's got this specialty.
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  Speaker 1: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Smoking Wiline, thinking of out me and is the hits
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  Speaker 2: Sir John w BN eight oh nine Friday, heading into
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  Speaker 2: the weekend. It's always a great feeling on a Friday,
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  Speaker 2: even when the weather is a bit shocking. The rugby
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  Speaker 2: tonight Super Rugby Pacific A semi Finals, Blues taking on
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  Speaker 2: the Brumbies and then the Chiefs are taking on the
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  Speaker 2: Hurricanes tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: This was a conversation that stemmed from me getting laser
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  Speaker 3: and it's always a female that does my laser.
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  Speaker 6: But when does it hurt? Yeah, you're asking this every
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  Speaker 6: time a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a more than waxing.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I don't think so there's a cold breeze
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  Speaker 3: that blows, so it doesn't hurt as much.
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  Speaker 5: Like it just make a noise.
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  Speaker 6: Other than that, does it.
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  Speaker 5: Just sizzle your to sizzle arm?
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, But then I thought, well, like my husband,
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  Speaker 3: if he was to get laser, he would get a female, right,
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  Speaker 3: So is that weird if I was to get a male.
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  Speaker 3: It turns out this is a TikTok trend where women
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  Speaker 3: are telling their husbands or partners that they've had laser
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  Speaker 3: down or waxing or whatever and it's been done by
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  Speaker 3: a male and then recording the reactions.
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  Speaker 8: Like the guy was so gentle and he really took
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  Speaker 8: care of me. You're like, he really took what you
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  Speaker 8: guys see your stuff. He wasn't on a weird so
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  Speaker 8: he just waxed me.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean he.
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  Speaker 7: Was cheating on me.
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  Speaker 3: What shook it to the degree it was like cheating
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  Speaker 3: on me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I suppose a laser Like they're not actually touching,
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  Speaker 4: you know, there's no they wouldn't have to be any touching.
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  Speaker 5: With waxing, you have to get in there with your hands.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I thought I would ask my husband what
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  Speaker 3: he would think if I pretended that my laser people
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  Speaker 3: would rung up and we're getting a guy to do
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  Speaker 3: it now.
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  Speaker 5: Before we play this. It's just one of those bits
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  Speaker 5: of audio where it's probably you to a sick.
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  Speaker 6: In my mind not to be putting on a stupid voice.
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  Speaker 3: But I think we're like really that quiet because I
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  Speaker 3: didn't tell them it's for the radio.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like every time we play audio for Megan
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  Speaker 4: and Andrew's four play and I don't know, it's like
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  Speaker 4: they're just on the version of making.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. They wasn't the second second audio they.
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  Speaker 3: Called me about laser. They've got a new beautician but
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  Speaker 3: he's a guy, and he was like, like, are you
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  Speaker 3: okay with a guide doing your laser? Well I felt
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  Speaker 3: too bad to say no. I was like, okay, don't
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  Speaker 3: you think, but I like a girl does yours.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just seems weird.
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  Speaker 3: Are you right with that? Hopefully it's professional and it
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  Speaker 3: is weird. Also, I was just joking about the laser.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, why are you joking about it? I didn't think
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  Speaker 5: it was unusual.
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  Speaker 3: Because you always get women to do yours.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, what would you say? Like you too?
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  Speaker 5: When is that confronting? When you listen back to that,
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  Speaker 5: I sound tired. It's like you've got a voice, You've
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  Speaker 5: got a couple, got both you guys. He was chill.
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  Speaker 5: He did say.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, you trust women with your privates more
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  Speaker 3: than you trust me?
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  Speaker 6: Like you do?
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  Speaker 3: He's like, no, everyone does.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do understand that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just when you like that, they've probably come with
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  Speaker 4: a weed whacker approach, but rough around the edges. So
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  Speaker 4: then we're just going about our day yesterday being boys
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  Speaker 4: outside of work hours.
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  Speaker 3: We did send the little email a little task to
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  Speaker 3: your wives too. Also ask you the same question and
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  Speaker 3: record your answers.
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  Speaker 1: The Jonan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Now, Megan, you sit spinning me up with a TikTok trend.
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  Speaker 3: This is where females are recording their husbands as they
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  Speaker 3: tell them that they've had laser or waxing done by
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  Speaker 3: a male. We heard one TikTok husband. He was mortified
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  Speaker 3: and said, it's like cheating.
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  Speaker 5: What is it?
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  Speaker 4: Can I just can you just take me into that
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  Speaker 4: room when the heir removals happening. Are you having, like
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  Speaker 4: with your barber or head dress, a topical conversation while
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  Speaker 4: they're down there?
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  Speaker 5: Are you? Usually?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Just casual chat.
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  Speaker 4: So you talk about the thunderstorms, the pending thunderstorms today
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  Speaker 4: while they were down there, What you're up.
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  Speaker 3: To this weekend?
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  Speaker 6: That's very casual chat.
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  Speaker 5: I guess for them it's it's another day of the office,
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  Speaker 5: see a lot y.
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  Speaker 4: It'd be amazing for them to walking around the food
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  Speaker 4: court and just knowing everyone, and you know, I know that.
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  Speaker 5: Person, I know everyone you bump into the clients.
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  Speaker 6: I'm always like wondering if anyone's like, oh you know
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  Speaker 6: that mean.
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  Speaker 4: You should see they would be professional?
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  Speaker 3: How professional was everyone on a Friday night with all
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  Speaker 3: the bottle of wine?
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  Speaker 5: They're not intimately talking through everyone's genitals.
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  Speaker 3: So I thought I would see the sly message to
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  Speaker 3: both of your wives to secretly record you telling you
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  Speaker 3: that a male was doing the either wake sing or
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  Speaker 3: laser Yeah, and that.
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  Speaker 5: Man, it came up to me. She was She felt
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  Speaker 5: a little like awkward at first, and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: this is weird? Was obviously something was Yeah? Was she
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  Speaker 5: really wanted to get off a chess to talk to
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  Speaker 5: me about it? So yeah, it was a little awkward
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  Speaker 5: conversation that we had.
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  Speaker 3: So this weekend, I've booked to this appointment and.
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  Speaker 6: I booked ages ago and they're just.
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  Speaker 5: Trying to confirm. But they've said it's a guy doing
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  Speaker 5: it and it's a laser treatment. Okay, yeah, are you.
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  Speaker 3: It's really up to you, isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: Like are you okay with that? And then that's all
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  Speaker 5: that matters?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 9: But are you okay with that?
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  Speaker 5: It was a professional, right, It's not just some amateur
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  Speaker 5: give it her a crack the street, some guy buddings
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  Speaker 5: with a weed worker or anything.
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  Speaker 3: Was it serious?
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  Speaker 7: Is a serious?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's for the Saturday Saturday?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yea, do what you need to do? Really, you
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  Speaker 5: go keeping it professionally.
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  Speaker 3: I was really hoping that like Ben's like this lovely guy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was hoping at home he'd be like.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 4: You?
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  Speaker 6: Essentially were like your body, your choice.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, now you were we you went wrong
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  Speaker 5: with me.
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  Speaker 4: Megan, Well, firstly, we were at parent teacher interviews when
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  Speaker 4: Jim brought in between parent teacher interviews, when the conversation
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  Speaker 4: was during the parent teacher so it was a bit
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  Speaker 4: of a gear change and what we had been dealing with,
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  Speaker 4: so the environment was out of sorts and uh. And
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  Speaker 4: also secondly, I had overheard you talking about this earlier
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  Speaker 4: in the week.
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  Speaker 3: I've been talking to Taylor, but I wasn't sure. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I thought you'd glazed over.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't sure you were usually am a glazer. You're right,
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  Speaker 5: but have listen.
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  Speaker 10: But I probably should tell you that the person doing
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  Speaker 10: it was not a woman.
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  Speaker 3: Manian.
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  Speaker 5: Suppose you can be if.
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  Speaker 9: You wanted to be.
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  Speaker 5: Did Meghan call you continue to do this? She didn't Hello,
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  Speaker 5: hey mate, how are you.
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  Speaker 6: I'm good?
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  Speaker 9: How are you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Good good? Just calling on Brazilian laser purposes.
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  Speaker 4: Was just telling me she's got a handsome Brazilian.
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  Speaker 1: Guy doing the laser.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. It just sounded familiar to something you might have
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  Speaker 4: brought up earlier in the week.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it mustn't be you. It mustn't be you, Megan,
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  Speaker 5: All clear, All good, I'll tell your words from it.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, nothing. I honestly though, when John had called me,
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was in trouble. I didn't know you
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  Speaker 3: were recording me. I was like, am I in trouble?
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  Speaker 4: Problems with all the pranking that's happened over the year
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  Speaker 4: has been we were like mere cats on myths.
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  Speaker 5: We're always look something's not right.
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  Speaker 2: I actually didn't generally think, yeah, I didn't know it
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  Speaker 2: was a prank at first.
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  Speaker 5: Conversation we're having this, Yeah, I was like, I was like,
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  Speaker 5: why do you even talking to him? Let's just don't
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  Speaker 5: do what you need to do it Like it was
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  Speaker 5: a weird thing even to ask me about it. Next,
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  Speaker 5: try that with you.
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  Speaker 4: You try that with your partners today. Yeah, the reactions
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  Speaker 4: someone kicks off because we were kind of in.
• 12:18
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  Speaker 5: You know, we'll be they'll send them into the streets.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations, it's all I mean, is doing pretty well regardless,
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  Speaker 4: he said, a.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty looktive career. You're right, as it's freaking congratulation. I'm
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  Speaker 5: just wanting to take a gratulations. I don't know how
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  Speaker 5: I've missed that up now.
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: In the family always, I've always said it's great to
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: have a ninja. Access to a ninja, isn't it? And
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  Speaker 4: my little nephew, boys, he wants to be a ninja.
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: He's very good, Like he knows his way around to
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: see the nun chucks, Like he's got like practice n yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like ful they could hurt your nun chucks. He's and
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: a couple of ninja stars. You can throw the ninja stars. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: very headed.
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  Speaker 5: He's already taking it to a new level. Like normally
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  Speaker 5: kids as ninjas just want to sneak up on you.
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  Speaker 6: I thought you were going with that.
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  Speaker 5: No, there's a career option.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what the base salary is like for
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: a ninja, if there's sort of any perks and you'll
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: leave because you're on I imagine you're on call quad
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  Speaker 4: lock for you know, they're like, we need to espionage purposes,
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  Speaker 4: assassination purposes.
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  Speaker 5: You need to be on all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have to have laid off many ninja's recently either,
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  Speaker 5: And the cost of Yeah, the job has been rock
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  Speaker 5: so I haven't heard of it and it's just been
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: laid off. So maybe it's a good. Maybe it's an
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: industry you want to get into. Yeah, always a need
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: for a ninja. Did you have a crazy profession you
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: wanted to be when you were younger?
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  Speaker 6: I just wanted to be a vet.
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  Speaker 3: But I remember mates husband wanted to be a rubbish
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  Speaker 3: truck driver because he was like, I just want to
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  Speaker 3: fling I want to play with that truck. I want
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: to fling the rubbish in there all day.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: Little kids love trucks, machinery, diggers. You can take your
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: little kid to a building site and it's like Disneyland,
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: just watching bloody trades with their butt cracks out, smoking baits,
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  Speaker 4: using diggers.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, this is what this is what I want
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  Speaker 5: to do. Yeah, what about you? It was probably cricket
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  Speaker 5: growing up.
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  Speaker 2: I want to play cricket for New Zealand was I
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  Speaker 2: was just a cricket nerd and love love cricket. So
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: now that's where I used to dress in white clothing
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  Speaker 2: with sweatbands and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: And but not far did you make it in your cricket?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I got to a stage where I was like yeah,
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: and I kind of got into like wanting to make
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  Speaker 2: media stuff a lot more so, and I got yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's already a cricket you find it's a very it's
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  Speaker 2: a mental game. You know, you've really got to be
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  Speaker 2: rock solid in your confidence, which.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: I how will you handled sleeging? None about me? I'll
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  Speaker 5: be like.
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  Speaker 4: The head. I'd just be like, yeah, I just saw
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: your mom now now and you'll be like, oh, don't
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: say that my mom.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: I'll be like where did this come from? But why
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: is he not like me? You're probably gonna get me
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: out anyway. You don't need to sledge me before you
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: get me out.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: So you're not good at chilling out because I imagine
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: they're out on the field just hanging out for hours.
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: Right, it's a long game, like it's along. My poor
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: parents would have to you know. I mean they did,
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: to be honest, they checked out of watching me. I
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: would just drop me in the field and pick you
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: up at night, Saturday, Sunday. You're out there playing all day.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: So I was saying with tennis, I was like, I'm
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: going to be a professional tennis player.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: And I thought the.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: First step to becoming a professional tennis player was getting
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: a lucrative sponsorship.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: So I harassed Nike. I would love write letters to Nike,
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: will you want to sponsor me? When I was like ten.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Years old, be like, we might just stick with Venus
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: and Serena and Michael and Michael Jordan.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: We've got him Tiger Woods. He's doing pretty well for us.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: So I never got that lucrative Nike. Weh them. We're
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: trying to get Nike. Are you sponsoring what? I'm becoming old?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Now, we'll live free.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: This afternoon over the last few weeks, give me the
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: chance to get in the drawer to have your rental
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: mortgage paid for an entire year by the hits.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: That's on us. Well, we'll look after those.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Paul been actually you did the payment to stay on
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: breakfast host and mortgage repayers two of his job descriptions.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: But last year Chloe Stevens and her husband.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Jake from the Hawk's Bay had their rental mortgage paid
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: for an entire year. And we'll take you back to
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: the moment where they unlocked the door.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: This is key number three. Take a do everyone take
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: a big deep breath. It's so bad. Then her husband's
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: come up on stage. Well done, moment.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: We just said they were like sort of party poppers,
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: not gunshots.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: It was like a Red Nick party the guns.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: This is an amazing, amazing moment. It is a life
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: changing price.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: And someone went it this afternoon on the hats. Good morning,
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: JESU was a year ago.
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: I know it's gone so fast.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: So if you started as he ticked over, started to
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: play your mortgage again or not not quite?
• 17:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely definitely because you know they only
• 17:41
  Speaker 9: are growing at the moment.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: So yeah, right, and so what's that like, having to
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: get back to reality.
• 17:47
  Speaker 9: That's pretty it's pretty good. We sort of kept we
• 17:50
  Speaker 9: just kept our payments going.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Did you smart? So what did you use that money towards?
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Were you going to renovate?
• 17:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 17:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so renovation. So we paid for all the reno's,
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: which is great, especially putting us in a really good
• 18:03
  Speaker 9: position to purchase because we are still a year later
• 18:08
  Speaker 9: waiting to move to Napier, but we're in the best
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: position we could be in.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Are you waiting for your house to sell, are you?
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Or yeah?
• 18:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we've got a contract on the house. It's been
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: sitting there for a few months now. We're just in
• 18:20
  Speaker 9: a long line of people needing to sell. We just
• 18:22
  Speaker 9: need that one cash buyer to come in and break it.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Oh well, listen, I don't know what I'm prying into
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: your your personal decisions. Right If you just look back
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: at a year ago on this day, what were you
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: What were you feeling heading into the big key opening.
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm just so nervous, like so nervous but excited
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: at the same time, Like it's just so surreal.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: You'll got along monthfully too, all the finalists, ah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: The beautiful people. Yeah, and even now that we're all
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: on each other's social media's and it's really neat.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Because you had it one in five chance you had
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: one of the five keys, did you did you start
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: imagine what you were going to do with the money
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: or would you just try not to think that was
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: going to happen on the day.
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: Oh, it was really hard because I was that I
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: couldn't see losing as an option, but I was more
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: focusing on one not to swear.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: If I won live radio yeah good yeah, yeah, and too.
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: How I would be if I didn't win?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Well afterwards, you as John I said, you got you
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: all got on so well. You all went out afterwards
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: to the everyone go all, hey on, you can pay
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: for the bar tab that night.
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: They wouldn't let us. We were but Jake was like,
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: this was on me and they were like no, yeah, no,
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: they were just honestly the most beautiful people we met
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: that audience.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: What about like people, you know, considering they know that
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: you're but flush. Did you get anyone asking for some cash?
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: No? No one, yeah, absolutely no one. Yeah, But it
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: was it was nice to be able to sort of
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: go out with friends and stuff and and we went
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: down south on a holiday and took the FA and
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: it was just cool because we just you know, spoil
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: the kids.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: What would your advice be to the finalists today, Chloe,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: just save of the moment.
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: The whole experience in Auckland was just amazing that even
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: to this day like really cool. Where do you win,
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: whether you lose, it's just such a neat experience.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you put their money to great use.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: And it was so lovely meeting you last year, and
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: thanks for your time again today.
• 20:26
  Speaker 9: You no, You're welcome. Thank you.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: I'll keep an eye of pretty cash buyers too for
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: yours that John.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: And Ben podcast.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Now what happened at Create? What happened? Why is auto
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: correct a thing?
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Well, like what frustrates me about auto correct is it
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: will change words that I've typed the words so many
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: times into a phone before, and it will still try
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: and change it.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: The idea is that your algorithm is supposed to go
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: with the word that you write more right, That's what
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't mean to write duck. I
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: never write duck.
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: Duck.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: So my daughter, one of my daughters, Indy I N
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: D I E is the way we you know, we
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: spells the name and called that phrages written that many
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: many times into the phone. And she was at the
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: mall the other day with a friend and I was like, oh,
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: texture when you know it's time to leaving a pick
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: up text here? She didn't reply, obviously had a phone
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: on silence. I tried to call it, didn't text again.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: I kept taking a couple.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Of texts I'm here and I was like, yeah, me
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: to go now because we had to go somewhere else
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Where are you blah blah blah, And then I went.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: The last text afterwards was just like Indy, like her name,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, I get this call
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: go that was rude, and I'm like, what that's order corrected?
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Do you die? I'm so sorry I didn't, but did
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: you really need to tell me you die? And I
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: was like what I corrected from Indy? Do you die?
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: And I was like, wow, that's really maybe like hey,
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: this kid's not listening to your.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: We're gonna have to get somewhere, we need to go
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: blah blah blah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: You so you did on the daily for it to
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: order correct.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: The threat and they didn't even mean to send a
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: death threat. Yeah, it's it can be because sometimes I
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: don't forget to bring the umbrella and all go. Don't
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: forget to bring the tyrannosaurs. What world would I be
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: writing that sentence? I had to thanks heaps that went
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: to thanks Jesus to someone remember that type, and they
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: were like God. They replied back with.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: The old.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: And then we had to clear we phone and we
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: had to clear it up that he wasn't he wasn't
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: God fearing and then thanks Jesus.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: You know there's a what's it one too? That was
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: talking about the other day. There was Dad's of school
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: and the lady had a anaflected try and he was
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: trying to he is talking on the groups things I
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: had to injict with the epic penis and he was
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: trying to.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Get the words IPI P now multiple times again? How
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: many times has he written but that penis? Well exactly
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: the more he was trying to write, and there was like, buddy.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: My friend has an that's all I even call it nowads.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: That johnaan Ben podcast.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: The UK couple had a bit of a shocker. Were
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: not their fault. Actually they were flying Ryan here over
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: there from the UK going on a holiday with friends
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: to Barcelona. But they need specials of Barcelona.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you really got to do the bus because it's
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: one of the most enjoyable countries.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: So they were going from the UK to Spain and
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: two thousand klimeters away with friends, but they needed special
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: assistants to get onto the plane. They went through a
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: couple of chicks people like escoreded them all the way through,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: and they got on a plane, went to sleep, woke
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: up two thousand Columbuses basically from where they were meant
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: to be in Lithue. Here their friends are in Spain.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: No directing flight between. They just put them totally on
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: the wrong plane.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: Well you've done that before, your mom did us.
• 23:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah, my mom literally did the exact same thing. So
• 23:53
  Speaker 12: there was a passenger, first time flyer coming from South Korea.
• 23:57
  Speaker 12: She was going South Korea Sydney Melbourne to see her
• 23:59
  Speaker 12: family she hadn't seen in like twenty.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Or so years.
• 24:02
  Speaker 12: Mom checked her in, which should have been to domestic transfers,
• 24:07
  Speaker 12: but Mom got confused. There was a language barrier. Mom
• 24:10
  Speaker 12: thought she heard the translator say she's going to South Korea.
• 24:15
  Speaker 12: So Mom checks her into a South Korea flight. Mom goes,
• 24:17
  Speaker 12: I won't stop there, your first time flying. I'll escort
• 24:20
  Speaker 12: you onto the plane. So it went security, the gates,
• 24:24
  Speaker 12: checking the the gate ladies didn't even check her boarding
• 24:27
  Speaker 12: pass because it was like whatever, go through suit. Yeah,
• 24:30
  Speaker 12: put her on the plane and then yeah, during the flight,
• 24:32
  Speaker 12: she would have seen her on the TV the plane
• 24:35
  Speaker 12: going back to South Korea.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: So she got all the way to Australia. All she
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: did was little.
• 24:43
  Speaker 12: And when the lady didn't arrive in Melbourne an hour later,
• 24:47
  Speaker 12: the family were looking for her at the airport. They
• 24:49
  Speaker 12: were ringing the line, where is she? Where is she?
• 24:53
  Speaker 12: And they tracked her and they go, sorry, we've put
• 24:55
  Speaker 12: her on a flight.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: Willward a couple of hours for that lady seen her
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: in twenty years, You're not going to see it.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: How long is that fly?
• 25:05
  Speaker 12: It's like seven to nine hours?
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Wow, she imagine what she was saying about so long?
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 25:12
  Speaker 12: And my mom went on like three weeks of stress,
• 25:17
  Speaker 12: diarrhea and everything.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: Will having those details got out three starrhea. Yeah. Yeah,
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: it's New Zealand. No one knows that.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Joan Ben podcast and keeping keeping in touch with Emma
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: throughout the week. She started last Sunday on a treadmill
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: to break the world record for the longest distance run
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: a walk or traveled on on a treadmill, which is
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: currently eight hundred and thirty three kilometers, So every day
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Emma's been averaging around abound one hundred and twenty k's
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: on a treadmill.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Insanity, Emma, are you still there? And are you alive?
• 25:57
  Speaker 10: And she's alive, just about hanging on.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Because a couple of days ago we spoke to you,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: you were you couldn't keep down food, you were vomiting.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: What's the body like now?
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's been a roller coaster ride. I actually was
• 26:11
  Speaker 10: trying to remember when I spoke to you, and I
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: can't even remember because it's all a blur. But ever
• 26:15
  Speaker 10: since the vomiting, then I had a day of not
• 26:17
  Speaker 10: being able to eat, and then quite emotional days and
• 26:22
  Speaker 10: now my knees hurting. So it's just trying to cling
• 26:25
  Speaker 10: in there.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Oh my goodness.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: And so how how are you tracking as far as
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: trying to break that record goes?
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: It's going to be tight, but I'm digging deep.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Good And so are you? What have you been through?
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Like four treadmills?
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Is he on the same treadmill? No?
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: I no?
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: So forgiveness world record, you have to stay on the
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: same treadmill unless it breaks, and then you've got a
• 26:46
  Speaker 10: back up.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: She's shout out to the treadmill. So let's talk through
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: the absolute high points so far. What's the moment where
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: you've been like this is I'm nailing this.
• 26:59
  Speaker 10: I don't know that there's necessarily been a point where
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: I've thought I'm nailing it. But the highlight has definitely
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: been seeing the participants of the speed Freaks, the charity
• 27:07
  Speaker 10: i'm raising money for, seeing them come down, getting involved
• 27:10
  Speaker 10: and just being awesome human beings like they.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Are, because it's an organization set up to help cure
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: addiction through running and walking, and a wonderful organization. If
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: you want to donate an automatic three dollars donation, you
• 27:24
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• 27:26
  Speaker 5: For seven run to four seven four one.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Don't take speed Freaks to anyone, you might get a
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• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Just six run to four seven four one. Donate three
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: dollars to speed Freaks some speed you can text me,
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: but you will finish on.
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: Sunday, Yes, nine am Sunday morning. That's when I've got
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: to get my distance up till.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: So do you think you'll be running long? Because can
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: you run longer each day if your body can handle.
• 27:54
  Speaker 10: It, that's the deft. The deciding factor really is if
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: my body can handle it. So I've been running pretty much, well,
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: running or walking every minute available throughout the day.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: This is just, yeah, unbelievable. It's unbelievable.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: You have you've run across Africa before, We have spoken
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: about that. Did you roll a skate across the Netherlands
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: or something?
• 28:14
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: Yes, I said that was slightly more fun than this.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: This is this your hardest.
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: Challenge, absolutely, absolutely, and just with all the obstacles that
• 28:23
  Speaker 10: have faced along the way. But I've got an amazing
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: crew working with me that every single problem that arises,
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: they're they're solving it and we're getting through.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Now. If I could reference a very dated song by
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: a band called the Proclaimers, I've done the mess and
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: four ks going for eight hundred thirty three She's done
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: the Proclaimers song.
• 28:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's going to be in my head now all day.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Just think of the Proclaimers. They were walking the distance twice,
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: all right, they said could be easy, and then they're like,
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: we'll do it again, double down. So there's a challenge
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: for you next time. Hey, so no way, So proud of.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: You, Emma, if you don't mind, would love to catch
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: up with you Monday. Yes, see how it all win?
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: And if you text run before seven four one automatic
• 29:18
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• 29:19
  Speaker 5: To speed Tricks. Keep it up, buddy, jeez, get in there.
• 29:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'll try. Thank you guys.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: The Hits that John and Ben podcast heading into the
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: weekend is something we love to do every weekend. Just
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: find out which island is having the best weekend. Haley
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: and Connor joining us in the studio today.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: For who's having the best weekends?
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Right? We're we're deep elbows deep in the Hits conference
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: where we get all the wonderful tea people from the
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Hits around the country and we meet up once a
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: year and try and get better at.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: Our jobs and eat a lot of food.
• 29:52
  Speaker 13: I was gonna say my bout it was a lot
• 29:54
  Speaker 13: tin this morning and then two days ago I saw
• 29:57
  Speaker 13: Connor in Hawa holes plate scrambled eggs this morning in
• 30:01
  Speaker 13: about five seconds.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Well after and all you can eat buffet last night?
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Do you have any.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: Plates of seafood? Did you have last night?
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Connor?
• 30:07
  Speaker 14: The ocean?
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: The ocean?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: All right, so Connor and today representing the South, what's
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: happening in the weekend?
• 30:15
  Speaker 14: Yeah, Well, we start with the ski season starts today,
• 30:19
  Speaker 14: Fellas and Megan.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: No only the.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Fellas don't even look at it when you're talking about.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: The slopes boggining for the for the latest.
• 30:28
  Speaker 14: Well, I mean it sort of starts because they haven't
• 30:30
  Speaker 14: had much snow down south, but the snow machines have
• 30:32
  Speaker 14: been working over time. They seem to think that there
• 30:35
  Speaker 14: will be some scheme Today. I think nine am will
• 30:37
  Speaker 14: be the first time that people who don't work on
• 30:39
  Speaker 14: the mountain have the slope, So that's very exciting.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: I hope that it's a good season for them. It
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: can be a bit up and down, can't.
• 30:44
  Speaker 11: You can.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Sleeping?
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: It makes senses, but they do go you must, don't
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: you know why you directed that conversation that John Fellas?
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: What else in the South?
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: I'm not really sure entirely what this is in the
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: event doesn't really know what it is either.
• 31:04
  Speaker 14: It's called leads On Tour the Cabaret, Megan.
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: They do insinuate, but there's not really a whole lot,
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: says join us for a weird and wonderful variety show
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: with burlesque, comedy, poetry, dance and circus performance.
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  Speaker 5: They've ticked all the books of this just.
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  Speaker 7: Every event that's ever been I think this is what
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  Speaker 7: this is to.
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  Speaker 6: Be described as.
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  Speaker 13: When I think of Caber, I think feathers like the tail,
• 31:30
  Speaker 13: busty feathers on lads, it's not.
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  Speaker 14: Quite what was that the magic Mike xxl or what
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  Speaker 14: was that show that you.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Had that was a great time?
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: Are you asking me what I thought of the show?
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: No? No, no, I mean the lads on tour.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: They've they've gone let's be all things to all people
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: and they go to that's happening now, Hay, what's happening
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  Speaker 4: in the north mate.
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  Speaker 13: I'm feeling pretty confident about this. The mighty field days,
• 31:55
  Speaker 13: the field days to end or field days. So if
• 31:57
  Speaker 13: you live in the suburbs, but you want to buy
• 31:59
  Speaker 13: us swandry anyway, tractor, tractor and remy wearra.
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  Speaker 4: YEAUTI I'm one of those tawny wankers who went to
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: field days and border swan dri when swan dro got
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: swept up and swamp.
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  Speaker 5: I don't. I have no credentials. We're a swan dron.
• 32:15
  Speaker 13: The plaid some the plaid lures you in anything I
• 32:19
  Speaker 13: would look.
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  Speaker 5: Good in that.
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  Speaker 3: I do have a nice forest green swany yeah, lovely.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, Swan dro is pretty happy to sell any
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Swan drie to anyone.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we should be getting sponsored.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: I got mocked for washing clean.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: We were on the rock at the time, and he
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: means you I dry clean my Swandroy and it turned
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: in the whole afternoon of abuse.
• 32:39
  Speaker 13: Surprise, Swan dry oil skins like they should smell of
• 32:43
  Speaker 13: the memories twenty years prior.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been out in the farther.
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: My oil skin my granddad gave to me. It still
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: smells like the dog biscuits he kept in the pocket.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Wow, there you go.
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  Speaker 4: Still got the after birth from the cow lingering on
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: the shoulders the north.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 13: We've also got much Hurriqi at the museum, so Tipapa
• 33:02
  Speaker 13: and the capital as well. We've got crafts, We've got
• 33:06
  Speaker 13: a remembrance tree, storytelling Kapa Haka. It's a full thing
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  Speaker 13: going on for all right.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: And Connor's actually the ground announcer at the soon.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: So you're kind of getting a win when I say, hey,
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: do you take it out? Yeah, hey, thank you very much.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Guys appreciate this, I really do, even though it sounds like.
• 33:36
  Speaker 13: You're still thinking about the slopes don't ye often on
• 33:40
  Speaker 13: isn't it the.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: With Briscoes, Yes Friday, but we're calling it fry Ya
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: at the moment, So thanks to Brescos, you could be
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: winning a Ninja duwel zone. Aar fry looks really flash.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: He's got two compartments so you can hear fry or
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: bake or do other stuff us.
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  Speaker 4: You have had a lot of ninja content on the
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: show today. I was talking about Ninja's.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Before eight o'clock and we've got a five hundred dollars
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Brescos voucher as well grabs you can live for better
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: this winter with Brescoes and the Ninja aar Fryer sail
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: on this weekend at Brescos.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: The brand of aar fry that I've got, it looks
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: good jet that double one that's good.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: It feels like the kitchen appliance of the moments. All
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I hear is people banging on about air fryers. You
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: got an aar fryer.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: I did get a near fry. It was a bit
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: of a like, just like I heard so much about
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: it. It was in the store with my daughter and just
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: just bought one, and my wife is like, did you
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: research it?
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: What's the brand? I'm like, no, I just brought it
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: on you and just and I didn't want to spend
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: too much in case we didn't use it. But we
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: use it heaps. My daughter made cookies the other day
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: from some scratch but the air fry, Like you.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Can check anything in an air fryer that telephone boom.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: It'll go in there.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Ye, what will happen to it? You did it? You
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: got to prank to my TikTok, didn't new Megan?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: So I saw on TikTok people hard boiling or soft
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: boiling eggs the money shower, and then I saw comments
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: being like they explode. But then I've just seen recipes
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: for like putting a.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: Whole egg in the ear fry. I mean, I just
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: research that. Don't just rock out and do it in
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: case they explode in there.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: What's the most adventuest thing that you've made in your
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: ear fry?
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: I tried to make some scones. They're good, but you've
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: got to eat them on the day.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, this.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Is why we want to chat. The most wild thing
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: you've chucked inside an air fry? Eight hundred hits for
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: for eight seven been boys, you've been singing the praises.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: You're saying the air fry has made you a better husband, father,
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: and human being, all around human being.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, even that day when I use the aven for
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: something because oh, you didn't even hear fry. Okay, I
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: put fish in the oven, you know, give the oven
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: for a bit.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: You can't apparently, like roast a whole chicken. I've even
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: done it, have you?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: No?
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: I haven't. No, as is only a small one because
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: I dip my toes into the fry now hopefully not literally,
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: but you could. You could put your toes in there
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: now I'm looking at them, Ninja jewels. Jewels are on
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: air fry. Maybe that's the one I need.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: So if you want that and a five hundred dollars
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: breast goes about you, tell us what you've done and
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: then brand It's.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: Not the first time he said it, John.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Before to have you with us on the shows, and
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: I said, wow, yeah, where were you. I'm pushing buttons
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: at the same time. It's very distracted. Yeah, it takes
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: a lot of my energy and brain power.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, the hats that Johonaan Ben podcast.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: It's been a trust for say forty eight. You're on
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: the hats John a wan Ben.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Heading into the weekend, we're calling it not Friday but Friya.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Here frya with Briscoes.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Next much to Brescoes and we be doing this every
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Friday for the next couple of weeks. So we've got
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: an amazing air fry that you could win, the Ninja
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: jewel Zone air fry and a five hundred dollars breast
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: goes about Joel, which is incredible for our price. So
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: on this weekend at Brescos and can get the Ninja
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: for aar fry from there, of course, but we want
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: to know what the most adventteresting is you've made inside
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: of their fright.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: It's an obscene amount of prize. I was blowing away
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: with it. When you see how much prize it was
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: having a Briscos, could you come to the party even more?
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Well, all we need you to do right now Rochelle
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: has come to our party and tell us the craziest
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: thing you've biffed in an air fryer and you're in
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: the you're in the running.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: What is it awesome?
• 37:12
  Speaker 11: I've brought three kids so life with an air fryer
• 37:15
  Speaker 11: is easy, and Alf has actually died. But I do
• 37:18
  Speaker 11: roast chicken, roast pork belly. But the best thing that
• 37:22
  Speaker 11: the kids love is I'll do baking paper. Pancake makes,
• 37:25
  Speaker 11: baking paper, pancake makes, et cetera, and say colors so
• 37:30
  Speaker 11: fluffy and good all this.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: I saw this on TikTok and I was like, surely
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: that doesn't work, But yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 12: No, I do.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: Wow, the conversations the ovens don't want us talking about.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the only thing that's actually worked on TikTok
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: out of everything you see.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's impressive. It's roast chickens, pork bellies and pancakes.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: All right, hold the line of Rochelle. We'll find out
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: what else is been hopped inside in the air front. Kylie,
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: you are on from christ Church. Good morning to you.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: Morning's life. Kylie talked to us. Good week, bad week.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Oh it's good.
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: It's Friday.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: You can't be on a Friday. I feel like such
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: a novel sounds This sounds okay, Kyley, what are your
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: biffed in their fryer?
• 38:14
  Speaker 11: I do everything in the air fry I have done
• 38:16
  Speaker 11: potato bakes, pasta, baked.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Brownie, roast chicken.
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: They make the most delicious roast potatoes.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: I haven't got one. What is the benefit of it?
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: Is it time.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: Faster, way faster than the oven and you don't have
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: to preheat.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: It and it just like it feels like, you know,
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: you're not cooking it with like dripping it in oil
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: and things like that, you know, healthier.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: How do you cook like bakes and brownies?
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: Have you got cooke where that fits in your ear fry?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Am?
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: I just lying the bottom of it with baking paper because.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: She's a bloody Kiwi legend. Mate, you hold the line.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: That's pretty impressive. Pasta bakes brownies as well.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Imagine you are on hey, guys, how are we the
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: wildest thing you've chucked inside an air fryer?
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Image? And what was it?
• 39:05
  Speaker 11: But like everyone else, I do everything at it.
• 39:07
  Speaker 9: But the best thing, honestly, hands down is a.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Pebvlover pevlover wow? Really?
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: It goes so good when you do them in an oven,
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: though you have to cook it right and then you
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: have to turn the oven off and let it sit
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: in there, and it's quite temperamental.
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, you know obviously, but in the air fright,
• 39:24
  Speaker 9: it is actually so easy. So I just do it
• 39:26
  Speaker 9: for about thirty minutes and put it on about one
• 39:28
  Speaker 9: hundred and twenty degrees and then you can just open
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: the basket up once the thirty minutes is done and
• 39:32
  Speaker 9: leave it on there for another twenty minutes and it's done.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Do you just what you up and check this? Is
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: it just like some magical transformation machine? Is it? Yes? Yeah,
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: and it'll come out and it's done.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Can you actually see me that that's actually amazing?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: All right, Megan, They we're gonna put it on you
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: because you know, you're the best chef out of all.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: She makes it.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: She's a snob and makes everything from scratch, including past.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: It, including the ear fruysh from scratch.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think we can go past just going that.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: PAVs are so imprement.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, image cooking a path that has impressed us. And
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: you're going to get yourself a brand new ear fry
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: with the dual departments, which is pretty awesome. Then ninja
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: ere fry and five hundred dollars suspend of briscos.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you guys.
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: It's awesome. It actually, it's actually perfect time because my
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: fry broke on the weekend.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Ah well, in.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: My opinion, it's too much prize, But hey, I'm not
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: the boss of Briscos.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much. You're going to have a great weekend. Imagine.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: We appreciate you listening in.
• 40:26
  Speaker 10: Thank you guys, you too.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: We'll do that again next Friday. But next Taylor Swift,
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: what's it like meeting her? And now? How many security
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: checks do you need to go through to meet it?
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Well, a lot, and the people that surround her when
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: she walks into her room.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: We'll find out more about that after Coldplay A sky
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: Full of Stars. It's eight fifty three. You're on the hats.