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276: Judy Tenuta and the Bagel of Love · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: My name is Jennifer Lawrence and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 3: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 4: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Brian and this week we are coming to you
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  Speaker 1: live via digital recording from the Connection Theater here in Louisville.
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  Speaker 1: And we are joined this week by the legendary comedian
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  Speaker 1: Miss Judy Tenuta. Of course, you know Judy from her
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  Speaker 1: years of working stand-up and her countless TV appearances, and
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  Speaker 1: she's actually turned up in quite a few movies over
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  Speaker 1: the years as well. So I thought we'd sit down
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  Speaker 1: with her and sort of get a feel for her
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  Speaker 1: growing up and how she got into the comedy scene
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  Speaker 1: and her stories about making movies over the years and
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  Speaker 1: just sort of get to know her. And as it
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  Speaker 1: turns out, she's not only quite entertaining, but she's also
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  Speaker 1: a wonderful lady who brought me a gift, so I
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  Speaker 1: can't complain. She's a giver, that Judy. First up, I
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  Speaker 1: did want to say a big thank you to Ed
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  Speaker 1: at The Connection for kind of working with us on
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  Speaker 1: this one and mostly for just letting us loiter around
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  Speaker 1: the theater, which is a lovely theater, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: So if you'd like to check out more about them
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  Speaker 1: and see what they've got going on there, go to theconnection.net.
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  Speaker 1: So let's just go ahead and get into it with Judy.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and do the introductions. How should I
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  Speaker 1: introduce her? Hopefully I don't mess it up. She'll probably
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  Speaker 1: yell at me. Oh, well. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Judy Tenuta.
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  Speaker 1: It is Brian. I can address you as Judy if
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  Speaker 1: you'd like.
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  Speaker 5: No, Love Goddess.
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  Speaker 1: Love Goddess?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Miss Love Goddess.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Did we start yet?
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  Speaker 1: We are starting right now.
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  Speaker 6: Yay!
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  Speaker 1: We are here with the Love Goddess herself.
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  Speaker 5: Judy Tanuta. It's the whole thing. You got to say
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  Speaker 5: the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 6: You're not very worshipful, Brian.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Well, you have to convert me. This
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  Speaker 1: is a hardcore religious situation here. It takes years.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm Judy, the goddess of Judy-ism. In my religion,
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  Speaker 5: only I get to whine.
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  Speaker 1: We spell... No.
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  Speaker 5: It's J-U-D-Y-I-S-M, Judaism. Judaism, Judaism.
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  Speaker 1: What if I start my own religion and then we're
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  Speaker 1: battling religion?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that's going to work because I don't
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  Speaker 5: think they know you, okay? I don't know. It doesn't
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  Speaker 5: quite have the same ring. Brianism, Judaism. It's a little awkward,
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  Speaker 5: but that's my usual situation.
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  Speaker 6: It's not working.
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  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, let's start from the beginning. I usually
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  Speaker 1: like to get in early with people. How would you
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  Speaker 1: describe the goddess as a child?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, well, I was a delicate flower. I was a petite,
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  Speaker 5: delicate flower. And, you know, I am the love goddess,
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  Speaker 5: princess of panty shields, empress of Elvis impersonators, Aphrodite of
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  Speaker 5: the accordion. So many people want to know about the accordion. Well, actually,
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  Speaker 5: it was my mother's IUD. I popped out wearing it.
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  Speaker 5: It could happen, Brian. Now, the thing is, it didn't
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  Speaker 5: work too well because my mom had nine children, my
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  Speaker 5: mom and dad.
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  Speaker 1: That was back when families used to do that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, also, Catholic, deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: I know several people now that have like six kids,
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  Speaker 1: but it's all that generation. Everybody I know now has
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  Speaker 1: like one, maybe two. Yeah, they have one and a
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  Speaker 1: half now. Yeah, everybody else I know from like years back,
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  Speaker 1: they were like six kids, eight kids.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, well, but my mom and dad had nine children.
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  Speaker 5: And I was, well, I really didn't hear myself talk
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  Speaker 5: until I was like maybe 17. Because I had seven
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  Speaker 5: brothers and a sister, and we were raised Catholic at St.
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  Speaker 5: Obnoxious in Bondage School and Church. And, you know, my
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  Speaker 5: mom said we were not allowed to laugh in the
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  Speaker 5: living room. We had to wait until Sunday Mass when
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  Speaker 5: the priest asked for money.
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  Speaker 6: Well, of course. That's a big laugh. Excuse me, Pop.
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  Speaker 5: How much money do you need to spend on that dress?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that much. So, anyway, you know, I
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  Speaker 5: grew up in kind of a strict Catholic... We lived
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  Speaker 5: across the street.
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  Speaker 6: From the church.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, and the accordion was a big thing because, as
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  Speaker 5: I say, it was my mom's IUD. Now, my older brothers,
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  Speaker 5: my parents tried to get them to play, but right
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  Speaker 5: away they said, oh, no, we've got to go play baseball.
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  Speaker 5: But then I, like a bozo, said.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, this is fun. This is a nice toy.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I was only seven. I just thought it
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  Speaker 5: was a toy. And no, my mom locked me in
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  Speaker 5: the closet until I could play Lady of Spain in
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  Speaker 5: the Dark. I'm wearing the small accordion now.
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  Speaker 1: The travel size.
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  Speaker 5: Right, the big accordion they would keep breaking on an
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  Speaker 5: airline that is now named after a baby, Northwest.
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  Speaker 6: Like, we have time for that.
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  Speaker 5: Why do you name your kid after a defunct airline?
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  Speaker 6: Really nice.
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  Speaker 5: And it would be even worse if the kid is
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  Speaker 5: directionally challenged. Can you imagine? She's named Northwest, and she
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  Speaker 5: doesn't know North or West, but not like she has to. Anyway,
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  Speaker 5: so that's what went on.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have formal training, or you were locked in
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  Speaker 1: the room and had to learn it by yourself?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, well, I went to a few lessons, but I
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  Speaker 5: didn't like to listen to.
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  Speaker 6: What they were telling me.
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  Speaker 1: I have that problem myself.
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  Speaker 6: Now, in retrospect, you know, it's like, you know, I'll
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  Speaker 6: tell you what.
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  Speaker 5: The first few lessons were really fun. Then they try
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  Speaker 5: to get you to play the bumblebee boogie.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, think about it. Excuse me.
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  Speaker 5: That was kind of, yeah, I was not... As devoted
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  Speaker 5: as a, you know, I was definitely not a Beethoven-esque
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  Speaker 5: squeeze box engineer. I was not that.
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  Speaker 1: Studying the classics.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, now, in retrospect, I kind of wished I had
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  Speaker 5: worked harder.
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  Speaker 6: But, you know, it's too late.
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  Speaker 1: It's never too late.
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  Speaker 6: It's never too late.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm working harder now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm working hard for my money.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So in that household, did you have comedy influences seeping in? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God.
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  Speaker 5: It was so hilarious. In a way, it was strict,
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  Speaker 5: but it was funny. You know, my mom was always,
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  Speaker 5: she was very strict, but she was always humorous to
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  Speaker 5: me because, you know, just to get away from all
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  Speaker 5: the kids. They had nine kids.
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  Speaker 6: She'd play cards.
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  Speaker 1: I think she'd tunnel and get out of that place.
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  Speaker 1: Nine kids.
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  Speaker 6: Hello? I would. I would bail.
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  Speaker 5: No, she was playing pinochle all day long, and my dad,
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  Speaker 5: not all day long, I take that back, some afternoons
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  Speaker 5: with her friends, just to let off some steam. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: we had a lot of fun. We had fun.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have outside influences? Were you watching comedy on TV?
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  Speaker 6: Well, you know, a big.
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  Speaker 5: Thing in my family was we watched And this is
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  Speaker 5: before your time.
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  Speaker 1: Not necessarily.
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  Speaker 5: Jackie Gleason.
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  Speaker 6: You don't know who that is?
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  Speaker 1: Reruns, reruns, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Jackie Gleason. And, oh, yeah. I think that was
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  Speaker 5: every Saturday. Our parents would watch the Jackie Gleason show.
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  Speaker 5: And I liked watching... The Smothers Brothers.
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  Speaker 1: I really like the Smothers Brothers.
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  Speaker 6: They were great.
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  Speaker 1: We had an album back when vinyl wasn't so hip.
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  Speaker 1: It was just the only option you had. We had
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  Speaker 1: like the second volume of their golden hits, and I
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  Speaker 1: played that thing to death as a kid.
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  Speaker 5: I love that. I love them. Love the show. And then,
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  Speaker 5: of course, as I got older, well, I wanted to–
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  Speaker 5: I went to college, yeah, good move, and I majored
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  Speaker 5: in nursing, but I had to drop it because I
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  Speaker 5: ran out of milk. But, you know, then I realized, oh, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I was taking art, and then a friend of mine
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  Speaker 5: brought me to a play, and then she said, you
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  Speaker 5: need to be doing this because you're driving me nuts,
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  Speaker 5: because I would imitate all the teachers, like all the teachers,
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  Speaker 5: even in high school, I would Be imitating all that, not, okay,
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  Speaker 5: get up to the board and diagram this sentence, which
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  Speaker 5: they don't do nowadays, right? They don't have diagrams.
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  Speaker 1: Is there an app for diagramming? Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you. My nieces, I have tween nieces, It's the best.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have kids.
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  Speaker 5: That was one kind of regret. I did not have kids.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of wished I had been tied to the
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  Speaker 5: stove to make pancakes or some pipe fitter and take
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  Speaker 5: fertility drugs, lay on the kitchen table, and pump out
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  Speaker 5: youngins like y'all do here in Louisville.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah! Occasionally.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't gone down that road.
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  Speaker 5: You haven't, but to go down the Kentucky Derby, you
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  Speaker 5: got to get your jockeys ready. So, anyway, yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: my brother Tom said, oh, well, I got to go
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  Speaker 5: on a trip, so could you watch? you know, my daughters,
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  Speaker 5: which were my nieces. And I thought, oh, it's a
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  Speaker 5: piece of cake.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I had to bring them to school. They're like, I go, okay,
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  Speaker 5: come on, girls. Let's go to school. They go, no,
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  Speaker 5: Aunt Judy, we have an app for that. I go,
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  Speaker 5: you have an app for school?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: See, look, history. We have history.
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  Speaker 6: I go, history?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no. You have to go to class for that. No, no. Look,
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  Speaker 5: we go to Google Earth. Abraham Lincoln, vampire slayer.
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  Speaker 6: No. That's history. Abraham Lincoln. That's factual history.
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  Speaker 5: No. Abraham Lincoln abolished slavery, 1863. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I'm killing vampires. What?
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  Speaker 5: And they go, yeah, but what has he done lately? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So totally they know nothing. They know nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then they convinced me, Aunt Jada, we're going to
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  Speaker 5: have social studies today at Forever 21. I, no, you're not.
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  Speaker 6: That's where you go shopping.
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  Speaker 5: No, Aunt Jada, no, really, they're having a big sale. Hey, listen,
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  Speaker 5: I said, do you know why they call it Forever 21?
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  Speaker 5: Because if you skip school and go there, your IQ
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  Speaker 5: will be forever 21.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be forever registered, Jackie, at the age of 21.
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  Speaker 5: Forever 21 is the good punchline. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: So, anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Then, yeah, so that kind of taught me how tough
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  Speaker 5: it was to raise kids, even if they're not your own.
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  Speaker 1: But then you can be the crazy aunt that poisons
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  Speaker 1: their mind. I'm that uncle right now.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, poisons their mind.
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  Speaker 1: I'm messing with my nieces and nephews, and yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, anyway, but they were already tweens, so they already
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  Speaker 5: have their... You know what I mean? They already think
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  Speaker 5: they can control the universe.
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  Speaker 1: They're setting their ways already.
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  Speaker 5: They're already micromanaging everything. So, yeah, there was that. Now, wait,
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  Speaker 5: let's get back to the original.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went off track. I guess when you started
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  Speaker 1: getting into comedy, so at what point you were, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: getting roped into the theater department? Is that what it was?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes. And then I said, oh, you know, I
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  Speaker 5: don't want to. Yeah, I want to be doing this
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  Speaker 5: because it's kind of instant gratification.
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  Speaker 1: Some sort of show kicked in in your head and
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  Speaker 1: you're like, I do need to be in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of this.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, it's kind of fun. And then, oh, here's
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  Speaker 5: the best part. Then I leave home and I thought, oh, well,
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  Speaker 5: it's not cool to have the squeeze box. My mom said, Judy,
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  Speaker 5: you're taking that accordion with you.
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  Speaker 6: I go, Mom, it's not cool. I don't care.
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  Speaker 5: You're taking it. Well, then my roommate from college said.
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  Speaker 6: You know what?
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  Speaker 5: You need to go on stage with your squeeze box.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you just go on stage with it? So
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  Speaker 5: then I thought, well, why not? So I go on
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  Speaker 5: and do that. And then, you know, it kind of
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  Speaker 5: went from there.
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  Speaker 1: So at what point did you start taking it somewhat seriously,
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  Speaker 1: like as a profession?
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  Speaker 4: Right away.
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  Speaker 5: Right away. As soon as I– well, you know, luckily
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  Speaker 5: I grew up in Chicago at the time of the
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  Speaker 5: big comedy boom. Oh, yeah. And they had all these
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  Speaker 5: new comedy clubs. One of the first places I worked–
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  Speaker 5: it's no longer there. It's called the Pickle Barrel. And
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  Speaker 5: then I worked at Zany's, which you probably heard of.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. And there was, oh, the Maroon Raccoon, the
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  Speaker 5: Comedy Womb, all these weird, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The names of these places.
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  Speaker 6: No, but it was great.
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  Speaker 5: It was all, you know, me and a couple friends
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  Speaker 5: would drive. I didn't drive. That's one thing I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I really don't like to drive. It's all about driving
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  Speaker 5: Miss Judy.
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  Speaker 1: You can get around in Chicago, though. You can get around.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Here, you'd be in trouble. No.
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  Speaker 5: Anybody who is a friend to Judy must be willing
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  Speaker 5: to drive Miss Judy. That's what it is. I don't
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  Speaker 5: like to drive, okay? So, yeah, my friends... I had
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  Speaker 5: friends that we would drive to the comedy clubs. Well,
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  Speaker 5: they would drive. I would just be there telling them
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  Speaker 5: where to go.
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  Speaker 1: Show for me now.
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  Speaker 5: But here's another great thing. I lived right on Lincoln
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  Speaker 5: Avenue in Chicago. And at that time, there were two
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  Speaker 5: clubs within walking distance.
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  Speaker 1: You're all set.
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  Speaker 5: How awesome is that? But then I eventually acquiesced and realized, well,
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  Speaker 5: maybe I need to learn to drive again.
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  Speaker 1: How did that go?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it went great.
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  Speaker 5: My first car was a Ford.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: And I want to tell you, it was reliable. I
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  Speaker 5: went from the comedy, it was called, what was it called?
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  Speaker 5: I think it was called the Comedy College. It was
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  Speaker 5: a church converted to a comedy stage. It was really nice.
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  Speaker 5: It was fun. Walking distance. So I went there. There
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  Speaker 5: was this other place called Sylvester's, and then a little
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  Speaker 5: further was Zaney's. And then about three miles from there
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  Speaker 5: was this place called Byfield's, which was a special, really
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  Speaker 5: cool room in the Ambassador West Hotel where John Belushi
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  Speaker 5: and all these guys used to stay. Anyway, so a
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  Speaker 5: lot of places, a lot of places to, you know,
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  Speaker 5: try out your stuff. And so that was great.
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  Speaker 1: That was the boom, probably bigger than it's ever been.
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  Speaker 1: So was it hard defining? Yourself from everyone else, separating.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming the squeeze box helps.
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  Speaker 5: Well, and I, you know, and hello, I'm the love goddess.
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  Speaker 5: I'm the petite flower. I'm the princess of panty shields. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I was kind of different from anyone going, hey, did
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  Speaker 5: you ever notice when you go to McDonald's, oh, you
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  Speaker 5: got to have a big gulp? No. I don't do that.
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  Speaker 6: Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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  Speaker 1: There's plenty of people.
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  Speaker 5: You need your peeps to do that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't separate yourself from them if you don't have
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  Speaker 1: the rest.
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  Speaker 5: So, um. Anyway, yeah, so, and then I got an agent. Well,
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  Speaker 5: you know, there was a boom all over the country, too,
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  Speaker 5: but more like in New York and L.A. and Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: Chicago, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So then I got, one of the first main jobs
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  Speaker 5: I got was to open for Jay Leno in Atlanta,
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  Speaker 5: which was awesome. And the most fun with that was
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  Speaker 5: going grocery shopping with him. That was hysterical. I go, Jay,
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  Speaker 5: let's get some vegetables. I don't need that crap. He's like, whatever.
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  Speaker 6: I like pizza.
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  Speaker 5: All he wanted to eat was pizza. And here's one
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  Speaker 5: thing amazing. You know how he's joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.
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  Speaker 1: Always joke.
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  Speaker 5: Well, before he would go on stage, he could eat
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  Speaker 5: like a whole fried chicken. Now, I'm one of these people.
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  Speaker 5: I can't have anything in my stomach. I can't be
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  Speaker 5: digesting food.
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  Speaker 6: Not him.
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  Speaker 5: I go, Jay, doesn't, I mean, isn't it bothering you?
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  Speaker 6: Eh, whatever.
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  Speaker 5: It'll be great. Don't worry.
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  Speaker 6: And he was right. He was great.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: He could just digest a whole chicken and do his show.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: It was great.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: He seems like he would be okay with driving, Miss Judy.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: He loves his cars.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: He did drive.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: He was awesome.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: I just wish I got to drive in his Bugatti
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: with him. I didn't get to do that because those
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: were the salad days. You know, that was in Atlanta.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: We were in Atlanta. Yeah. And working together. And then
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: back in, at the time, I was, he was in
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Hollywood and I was living in, between Chicago and working
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: in New York because I had a new manager agent
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: in New York. So it was really pretty cool.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: We, I don't know, we kind of spiral off into
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Hollywood stories anyway. I guess what happened once you got
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: to Hollywood, and I'm assuming it was kind of an
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: adjustment for you coming there.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: No, first, before I did that, a big step was
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: going to New York, because that's really where I got noticed.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: Because I went to Caroline's Comedy Club, and that's where...
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: My agent got me, well, we did my first album
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: there called Buy This Pigs. It came out in 1987.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Then my manager was really cool and got me, well,
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: I got to be on this special with three other
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: female comics. You know, Rita Rudner, Paula Poundstone, and you
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: might have heard of her, Ellen DeGeneres. Oh, I mean DeGeneres.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Those comedy specials were so key. Everybody that wrote, like
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Rodney was doing those. If you look back at them,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: everybody wrote through.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Well, this is the interesting thing.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Prior to that, you had to be on The Tonight Show.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: I was never on The Tonight Show. But these HBO
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: specials were an awesome stepping stone short of being on
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: The Tonight Show.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, The Tonight Show was the key at
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: that point.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Although, there are some.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: People who've been on The Tonight Show for 40 times
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: and you don't remember them. I will name and and
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: you won't know who this person is but so i'm
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: not even going to say it but you know it's
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: true and then it's it's so it just goes to
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: show that you know you have to kind of be
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: something different and um yeah so i did that and
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: then i got the diet dr pepper commercials which was awesome.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: You can't get a body like mine in a bottle
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: unless you push real hard. And then I got another
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: HBO special. Anyway, I did a special for Showtime. I
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: did some special Lifetime specials with, oh, my God, this
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: was fun, Dr. Ruth and George Hamilton. It was supposed
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: to be.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: There's a pair of them.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: It was supposed to be like a sort of a
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: love Valentine special. Oh, my God.
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: Dr.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Will.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Listen to me now.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: You know, okay. And then George Hamilton is so suave.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: He's just.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Suave, leathery George Hamilton.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: He was the precursor to Leather Mom.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You know Leather Mom?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But at least he pulled it off. He was smooth. No, no,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: but at.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Least he was suave and sophisticated and cool.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: So... Yeah, that's kind of what happened.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: So what led you to L.A.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Then?
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Just getting more TV work?
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah. Then I was like, well, you know, I
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: really need to be doing this TV thing more. And also,
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I need to have less snow. They have crippling, as
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: you know, winters between Chicago and New York, where I'm from.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I question that every winter. And it applies to Chicago, too.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: You guys have bad weather here, too. So once I
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: got to L.A., I was like, okay, this is really cool.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Even though everyone here is really remedial. You know, they're
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: all like, hey, yeah, Judy, do you want to come
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: to my party? It's really cool. Yeah, come to my party. And,
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: you know, it's like all these stars and you get
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: to be there. And then you go there and they go,
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: who are you? Yeah. Yeah, so it's not.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: It's a town built around an industry. It's not just
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: a city. It is the business.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: Well, anyway, no, no, no.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: But everybody, this is a cool thing. I think it
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: was a little easier for me because people already knew
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: who I was. So that was cool. But then breaking
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: the barrier of, well, I want to be on a
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: TV show. It's like, well, you need to be a
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: fat housewife. Why don't you do that?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: The impact of Roseanne.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, but it's, you know, it's a great show.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: That was a great show. It lost its way, but
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: where's the Judy show?
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we need, you know, there's room for everything. So, anyway, but,
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: you know, I did all these specials and, you know.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Well, did you, at that point, start entertaining the idea
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: of getting into movies?
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Because you definitely cross over there.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did, I did, I did do movies. Yeah,
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, you've heard of, Big movies. No, it was fun.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Circuitry Man 2? Come on.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Circuitry Man 2.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Was I in that? Oh, my God. He has to
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: tell me my own movies.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, those are amazing and crazy.
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: I didn't even know I was in that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, I do remember filming that now.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: I do remember that. It was so weird.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: It's a weird post-apocalyptic kind of thing.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: Isn't it? It wasn't weird? Yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: But it was so, I was like, okay, yeah. Yeah,
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: I started doing that kind of stuff. And this vampire
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: thing called, wasn't there a vampire? Oh, there was something
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: called White Heat.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: White Heat.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: That was Robbie Bent?
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: He's directing that one.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: By the way, a sweetheart.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: He was a doll. Yeah, I love that. That was
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: a lot of fun. And then, yeah, there was a
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: vampire movie. It was called, and I got to play
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: a security guard. That was a lot of fun.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: What do you do? Oh, and that was with, I
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: didn't get to do scenes with him, but oh my God.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: And they play it every Halloween. It comes back. They
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: play it. They play these.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Trying to think what you're doing. But yeah, that.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: I can't think. First Bite, was it called?
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Was it something?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Once Bitten?
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, something like that.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: That's like Lauren Hutton, I think, was in. No, no, no.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: So maybe not that one.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: No, no, I was in the one with Ant.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: No, no, not Ant.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I think what that was.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but he was a pop star. Adam Ant?
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: That's it. Yeah, yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Adam Ant.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Adam Ant.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: And yeah, it was great. Yeah, it was fun. It
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: was so campy. Here's my favorite thing. I was always campy.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: I was always into these campy, brought into, I mean, circuitry, whatever.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: What the hell is that?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Circuitry man, too.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: What was secretary man one that's what i want.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: To know sort of similar okay he has plugs in
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: his head secretary man two was new and.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Improved and then i got you know it's burning well
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: i got white uh what is it white heat.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Uh the one that you robbie benson.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah okay it's my ride.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Let's go they're gonna be hauling you away What else?
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, a lot of, and then a bigger movie. I
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: got to do, one of the favorite TV things was
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: I did General Hospital. Yeah. That was a lot of fun.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: And then, and they, I remember it was a scene,
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: they had a big birthday cake and I ate half
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: of it and got sick. Of course.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Still didn't learn your lesson. No, no. After Jay Leno. Oh, no.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: I don't, yeah, yeah.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Pizza and cake.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: That's it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: That's all you need. Pizza and cake.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And, you know, he's still healthy. But, and then I,
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: in 19, wait, I'm sorry. No. I did a lot more.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: little movies like that you know real real like you
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: say uh artsy kind.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Of weird indie films is what they call them now.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Films i yes what was the one i i played
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: kind of a uh oh i know i was i
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: was uh a motel clerk from the south i can't
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: think of the name of that one that was good
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: some some uh Bible Belt. I don't know. They were
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: trying to be religious. I can't remember.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Let's try to get one of the bigger Desperation Boulevard.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's right.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: You're kind of centered around it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: I got to do Desperation Boulevard, which I produced. And
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: that was really fun. And we had Michael, you know,
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Academy Award nominee Michael Lernon played my agent manager.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: He's a big name.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, he was great.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: And we had a lot of cameos.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Weird Al, who is the greatest, as you know.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: You still work with him now.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: I love Weird Al. I got to do my favorite thing, though,
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: was getting to do his TV show with him. the
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: word al show in which i was madam judy oh
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: hello i'm madam judy oh i can predict the present
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: and you know he would come to me for advice
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: and i was just trying to get money from him
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: you know pretty.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Cool you two just hang out and talk accordion.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Oh but see he's a real master accordionist he's awesome yeah.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: He probably did study the classics i'm sure he did.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: He was he was uh Well, you know, he was
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: valedictorian of his class.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: He's ridiculously smart anyway. And I guess that's why he's
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: made it work so many years now.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: And so that was a blast. That was so much
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: fun getting to do that. And also, then I was
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: in a few of his videos, too. I was in, oh,
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: one of them. I got to play Headline News. All
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: the headlines. It was great because he did all these scandals.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Do you remember the Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan? That
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: was a big part of it. And then I was
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Lorena Bobbitt. I was Lorena Bobbitt. Yeah, it was great.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: That was a great one.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: And then there was this guy Who made his wife
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: so mad one night That she cut off his wiener
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: And when he finally came to He found that Mr.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Happy was missing He couldn't quite explain it. It had
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: always just been there.
• 28:47
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• 28:49
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  Speaker 1: Hi, we're the Marchetta Sisters and you're watching E!
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  Speaker 5: The Marchetta Sisters. We are the face of Marchetta.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: My gorgeous girls!
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: We're living the good life. He has such great taste. Hey,
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: but you picked that out. Well, yeah, but he likes it.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Until they got.
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• 30:36
  Speaker 1: We're broke.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: They're out of money.
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  Speaker 1: You guys might want to look into getting a job.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: What are your skills, girls? Can you type?
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, we're good.
• 30:46
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  Speaker 4: See?
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Doris, do you have any Motrin? Out of style. I
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: have no clothes. I still have the hand-me-downs you gave me.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: I feel so last year.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Calm down.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: Retro's really in right now.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: And completely out of place.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: This is ridiculous.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Friends don't let friends take public transportation.
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  Speaker 2: Our worst enemy do girls even want to run this
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• 31:26
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• 31:29
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• 31:35
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  Speaker 5: I've got to come to the office more often.
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: A Martha Coolidge film.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: He was the wizard of a thousand kings. And I
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: chanced to meet him one night wandering.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: So as I said, we've been to the Chicago Wizard
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: World before, so they've got quite a few. Since we're
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: hanging out here.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: They've got a lot.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: They're all over the country.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say. Since they're inviting
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: us to hang around here, I thought we would go
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: ahead and give the rundown. That's the difference with this
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: one is it's not just in one city. It's something
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: they've done kind of everywhere now. They've sort of taken over.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: You can go to wizardworld.com and find out where they
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: are in the near future. The rundown of the upcoming ones,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: end of May into June, is Atlanta. You've got Philadelphia
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: after that, San Antonio, back to Chicago, Richmond. So it's
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: like anywhere in this general part of the country, you know,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: the United States.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Are you stopping at Richmond because we've got more to go?
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, there's plenty.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Nashville, Austin, Ohio. I thought Ohio was just generalized.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: You know, that state. But anyway, yes, you can go
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: to wizardworld.com and find out where the next show will
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: be near you.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: You should definitely go.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Come hang out. That's what we're doing.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Definitely check out wizardworld.com for all of your wizard world
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: type needs.
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: Hi, this is Verdon Wells, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: And I have one thing to say. I know where
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: you live, you little fuckers. So listen, or I will
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: come and get you, I will rip off your head,
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: and I will piss down your neck. So remember that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: It's part of your problem, you know. You haven't seen
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: And now, on with the show.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: Can't you see.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: I'm white and nerdy?
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Look at me, I'm white and nerdy.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I wanna roll with it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: And then, of course, I was in another one.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: But the other really fun one was White and Nerdy.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to play his girlfriend that he brings me. Yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: it was great. It was another big resurgence for him. Yeah,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: every few years he has like another big hit.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, every year.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it keeps coming. Yeah, yeah.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: And so anyway, but I did, yeah, his show, that, that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: And yeah, my movie, Desperation Boulevard. And then I did,
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: I got an actual movie, a movie that is, you know,
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: they play it all the time. It's called Material girls.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I was going to ask about it. With the Duff girls.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: The Duff girls who were just... Hillary was only 17.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: It was so much fun, though. They were so sweet.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: And their mom, really nice. Very nice girls. This is
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: the best part, though. Hillary was underage. She was 17.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: They have child labor laws. So when it came to
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: my scene, my scene was later. I had a couple scenes.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: My scene with them... Was later in the day, well,
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: Hillary's only 17. She's been shooting all day. So this
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: is the best. They go, okay. I shot some of
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: the scene with them, but the really important part... Hillary
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: had to go home because she's only 17.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: She has to go do homework somewhere on the set.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I do the scene with the director. The
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: director's reading the Hillary part, and I'm just reacting to that, but.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: They cut it. See, at least have a blonde wig
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: on or something.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: No, hell to the no.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: I really had to act.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: I really had to act.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Let me tell you what. It was great. And then, boy,
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: but editing. This is what editing can make a movie.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you what. It was great.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: You don't notice now that scene? It flows together?
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: No, it's just great. It's just, yeah, cool. Nobody knows that.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, for all the other young
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: actresses of that era, like, she seemed like she kind
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: of had it together and hasn't gone down the road
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: that many, many others have.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine if I had to work with Lick
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Me Blow Hands? Lindsay Lohan, who's just like, that girl
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: has not been vertical for eight years.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: She's been out of control her entire life. Yeah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: But, hey, it seems to work.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: Even Oprah.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: What's up with Oprah giving Lindsay a show?
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Oprah!
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: Get off the meds! What are you doing?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: It's a general question I have. What's up with Oprah?
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Well, and interviewing Chris Brown, who now his career is
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: a felon. Yeah, thank you.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: What's up with Oprah? The question of the day.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah. No, we don't need that. Anyway, yeah, that was
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: pretty fun. And I keep... I'm doing... I was in
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: other movies that, like Sister Mary.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: These are more recent. Oh, my favorite that I was
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: in recently was, it's called Going Down in La La Land.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I've actually seen that one.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: I've got to be a bitch. I loved it.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: It's pretty dark there, that scene.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, you can see potential there. Are you
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: interested in doing.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: More serious acting?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I would love to be Maleficent.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: There you go. With those fake cheekbones, I love it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, that played really well.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: You were good.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, thank you. I really enjoyed doing that. Yeah, we
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: filmed that. I remember filming that. That was another one
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: that we filmed until like 3 in the morning. And
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: I was, you know, lots of Red Bull. You know,
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: that was great, though.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Got to keep my anger and intensity up.
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: Oh, it was.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: And you know what? In that one, I swear to God,
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: we were laughing so hard because I had this scene
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: in the limo. And they said, and then I had
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: to go out of a limo with the lead actor
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: and do the red carpet. Well, because I was like
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: his beard.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: They're doing like a fake red carpet.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: So here's the best part is I'm so flipping tired.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: And then I realized, oh, shoot. I said, I'm really tired.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: So I take my shoes off and they go, oh, yeah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: we have a lot of time. Don't worry. And we're laughing,
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: me and the lead actor. We're just laughing. Then they go,
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: your scene is up. And I'm like, shoot, I took
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: my pantyhose off. And the gay guy goes, well, you
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: can put him back on. I don't care. I'm not
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: going to... I don't... I go, you've.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: Got to turn your head.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: He goes, well, I don't care. It doesn't turn me on.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: I go, thank you.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You're not helping my esteem, right?
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Thanks a lot.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: But he turned his head. And anyway, we were laughing
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: so much.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: It was really.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: It's behind the scenes, really. It's so much fun.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: That's what.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are usually the stories I like hearing more. Yeah, yeah.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: You know, now you hear about these people who don't
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: get along. I... Always had a great time.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: I remember in the Robbie Benson movie, I was doing
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: the scene with the actor that played Madonna's father in
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: Papa Don't Push.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Danny Aiello.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Danny Aiello. Couldn't be nice. Yeah, Jude, you got your
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: squeeze bucks, you know.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: He was just like that.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was good. And Robbie Benson. A sweetheart.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: And his wife, too. And acting in that one.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's terrific.
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: And.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: But I will tell you.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Should I tell you who did not keep their promise? Well,
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I should.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Or at least make up a code name and tell
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: the story.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: No, I'll tell it. His initials are Dr. Phil!
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I'm already not thrilled with that guy. So feel free.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Crash him all you want.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: No, I was at this big benefit back in... I
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: want to say 2008 or 9. And he came up
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: to me. I wasn't even in the same room.
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: Judy, you are so funny.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: I need to have you on my show. Now give
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: me your number and here's my PR guy. He is
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: going to call you.
• 41:15
  Speaker 10: Never.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: They love doing that.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: That's for the best. Nobody wants to be on Dr.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Phil, right?
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: I want to be on. I want to slam dunk
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: that fake doctor.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: As long as you can call him out the entire time.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, that would have been fun. Oh, yeah. Like yesterday,
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: he's talking about Jimmy Kimmel. Ask him, why is it
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: that there's more crime in the summer? Do you think
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: people get a little crazier? It's because you're outside and,
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: you know. criminals want to be they don't want to
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: commit crime in snow it's a lot it's very easy
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: it's hot out everybody's out you can grab women.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: You know it's pretty damn easy Dr. Phil says this.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, these people are just as crazy in
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: their own homes. Yeah, except they're not murdering themselves, which
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: would help. It would help if they would murder themselves in.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: The winter in their homes. No, they wait until.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: It's summer and go out and grab women and rape
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: and murder them.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: If you sit around the house, if you attack mom,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: she won't make you dinner. So you got to go out.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: You got to wait till it warms up and attack
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: other people.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: And he's trying to make it.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: They're just as violent in their... No!
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Check the statistics, bozo.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: When they're home, they're stoned. They don't do anything active.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Thank you. That's it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: They're stoned and they're watching cops.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're drunk watching cops. They don't do anything at home.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Love it. Yeah. They don't have air conditioning either. A
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: lot of these guys, so they're out, they're heated up,
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: they're angry, they're frustrated, they're loners.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: That's the key to civilization, I think, air conditioning.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so. And refrigeration.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: You go back in time before that, they were just
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: murdering each other right now.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for their skin.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: It's wrong. Anyway, I need a drink. Let's have a drink.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Now, wait a minute. Brian, I'm here in Louisville. It's
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: gift time. No, you must.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: I brought you a bagel.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: Now, these are from. Now, as you know, I'm working
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: here at The Connection. They have been such givers. Look
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: at what they gave the goddess. The drag queen here, Hurricane.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Isn't that beautiful?
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Sparkly.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: I love sparkle.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: She has sparkles on people.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Look at that. They gave the goddess rhinestone bracelets.
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: And look at.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: They're lightweight. They're not heavy.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: I will not touch this with my fingers because I
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: do not want you to.
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: But here, wait.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: Let's see if there's a napkin. No. But I wanted
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: to gift you with one of their bagels from, what's the.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Name of that restaurant? I can take a loud guess.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Is it Nancy's Bagel Grounds?
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: No, it's the name.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Ed Lewis and his partner, George, they have this wonderful restaurant.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: I think it's at the center.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: The Bagel Box?
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: No.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: No, they sell them with wine. What's the name of
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: this place? Anyway, it's really.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I think that's what it is.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: Now, I want you to put that heated up first.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I believe this is tomato herb.
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: How did you know that? Oh, my God. He did
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: not even taste it. And he knows.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Assessing the situation here. I believe it's tomato herb.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: I gave you a special one because there's no more
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: tomato herb in there.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: That one's rosemary parmesan.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: How do you.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: Okay, you are a bagel master.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: Brian, that's... Okay, we need a poker now. he's faster
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: and faster every time you see him you give him
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: a bagel he's the bagel master polka brian the bagel
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: the bagel master he's got the.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Bagel polka.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I knew the theme song.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: I like this yeah yeah yeah it's good for you
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: And you got the tomato... What is that one?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Tomato herb. Oh, my God.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: He knows.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: I didn't even know that.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: A little oregano.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, my.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: So you.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: You see? I brought you the right gift.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah. No, I brought other... Oh, they took away the chips. Well,
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: I think you were into bagel more so.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely down with the bagel here.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're down with the bagel.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: Wait, let me get a napkin.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I can hang on to it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, you're okay like that?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: It's covered. I've got it covered.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: You've got it covered. All right, good, good, good. Oh, Brian,
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: I forgot. Now, you know, I have a book now.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: My first book was called The Power of Judaism, you know,
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: which is named after my religion. And by the way,
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: in my show and also online, you know, I'm a
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: minister of my own religion. I'm an ordained minister. And
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: I performed a marriage last night.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: And I want to tell you, the couple, I always ask,
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: is there any couple who's been dating for a long time?
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: And the woman hasn't been proposed to. Oh, my God.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: This girl's right here.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Right here. Right here.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Damn it.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: She's been waiting for this moment.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: And he was like hiding under the table. It was awesome.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: So I brought them up and I converted them to Judaism.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: And they did their vows. And so I wanted to
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: perform a gay marriage because, you know.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: They would certainly be okay with that here.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They want. Because I do believe it's time that
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: John Travolta. Got to go on a Tom Cruise. It's
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: time for the gay marriage to be part of society. Anyway,
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: so I have this book now, Full Frontal to Nudity.
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: Clever.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And you know how people, you know because you're
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: in the entertainment business.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm attempting to.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: You know when people speak a lot. They say things,
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: a lot of promises, no follow-up. Do you get that yet?
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Dr.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Phil.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: Oh, hello. Thank you.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: We will not mention names. Dr.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Phil. What a jerk.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: And also, well, just in general, the way people speak
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: to you. You don't have to be. I call it
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: the Hollywood to English dictionary. No, really, things that people say.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: There's a very different system out there, yeah.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: No, but no, even around here they would say, oh,
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: you know, like here, I have this picture that says
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: I'm under 40, which is code for hooray for Photoshop.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: Because now, you know, you would be 500 pounds and
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: then your picture, it's all Photoshopped.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Those magazines, I don't think there's any untouched photos going
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: out there anymore.
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: I'm a successful screenwriter means I'm in AA. Everybody in Hollywood,
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: they all.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: Go to AA meetings.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: That's the meeting.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: I only drink to unwind means I'm married to Jack Daniels.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: It means I'm drunk right now.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all the time. All the time. Oh, and this
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: is a good one, too. What is it? Oh, my
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: divorce is almost final. When a man says to a woman,
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: That means he's married and broke.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: That means I've almost told her I'm cheating on her. Almost.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: It's really great. And then, oh, well, anyway, so it's
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: the Hollywood to English Dictionary.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: What's the best way to find?
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, well, Amazon. Amazon. Amazon. And, of course, you know,
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: I have my website.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Stop by your site.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm. Yeah. JudyTenuta.com. Awesome. And I'm also on Twitter at
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Judy Tenuta.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Are you embracing the social media?
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, you know what?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: It's a different world.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: I know. My gay man does that for me.
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: That's terrible. But I am.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: I'm getting better at it. i'm getting better at twittering Yeah,
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: so I'm getting.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: But I know that you must... I'm not thrilled with Twitter.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I know, because it's... 140 characters is annoying.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: But I don't need to know about people's physical functions
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: all day long.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Just your food. I'm going to take a picture of
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: my bagel and post it on Twitter.
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: But that... No, but that's cruel. Because they will have
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: bagel envy.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: They should.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: They will have bagel.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: They've got awesome bagels and they don't.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: Okay. That one is just great. Bagel envy. And so anyway, yeah,
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: that's what's going on.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Definitely. Well, what I was going to ask, again, you
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: talked about coming up in the middle of that comedy boom. Yeah.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Then you hit that weird drought of like 15 years
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: of like comedy really shifted. And now there's this new resurgence,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: but it's very different than it used to be. So
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I wonder what your thoughts were on the comedy scene now.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Because of Comedy Central and they would have all these
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: comedy contests, the funniest comic in, you know, Bloland USA.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: But they would televise it. And so then, yeah, so,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: which is kind of cool. You know, you got comics
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: from all over. And I'm enjoying watching these.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Some of these new comics it feels.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: It feels like there's a lot more of a a
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: system at work now and like a network going on
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: and definitely like and.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: It's because of the social media.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah well and and i think the new media like
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of like i hardly know of any
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: la-based comics that don't already have their own show going
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: usually a podcast So it's like there's such a network
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: of podcasting comics.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: The goddess needs to have a podcast. I think so.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: You know, I got to get it together. I got
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: to do the podcast.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: We can work it out. We can put you on
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: the Meltdown Network here and get your show going.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would love to do that. And then I
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: interview you? Is that what happens?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: We'll reverse it. You have to bring me out to L.A. then.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: And then we'll look at all the weird people wandering by.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, that is so fun.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: And I'll bring you some bagels.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, well.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they have bagels, but these are special bagels.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: These are special bagels, but yeah, well, from Louisville.
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: Louisville.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Why don't you bring me a bat from Slugger?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: It's right down the street. Did you see the giant bat?
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: I can't miss it. Of course, I stopped at the
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: Muhammad Ali Museum.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: That's a nice place.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: The greatest. But here's what I most love.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: The colonel is from here.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: KFC. The Colonel.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: Isn't that terrible?
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I grew up on KFC.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: I've seen the Colonel. Is that bad?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I saw the Colonel.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: You saw the Colonel?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Before he passed on.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Because you're from here?
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: As a little kid.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: You didn't.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: It's like seeing Santa Claus.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I was just like, who's this little guy in a
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: white suit? He always was that. It wasn't just the promotional.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: He would be out in the world wearing that suit.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: That was his thing.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: I love that story.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: And was he a little guy?
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: Well, you were a little kid, so he looked big
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: to you.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I was just like, who's that old weird white-haired guy?
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Colonel Sanders. KFC.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: He's also very nearby. He's buried. If you need to
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: make a trip over to the... Oh, my God. You
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: can go visit the grave of the colonel.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: His chicken's done, honey. It is done.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I know, but I love... I've been to his resting place.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's nice. I love that.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: It came full circle.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: And then, of course... church hill down.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: Church hill down church hill down i'm gonna saddle up
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: i'm gonna saddle.
• 53:01
  Speaker 9: Up and ride ride ride around church hill down love
• 53:06
  Speaker 9: it nice i've never been to the fun tucky derby
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: i call it fun tucky here.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Fun tucky depends on which side you're on if you're
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: up in the stands in the in the nice seats
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: but you go down with the scary people in the middle.
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: Oh they're scary people I don't know.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Well, they're just drunken idiots.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: No offense if you're a drunken idiot at home.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, I wouldn't be that.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: I'd be in like a seven-foot-tall hat.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: You need to be up in the goddess seats up top.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: I need the goddess seats. Yeah, I like.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're Anna Nicole Smith and... Well, of course.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Not so much these days.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: No, not so much these days. Yeah, you don't want
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: to be there. But, oh, I don't know all of
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: your upper-class people here.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If we have any. I don't get to go there.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: But I don't know. You know it's famous for that.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: And then, of course... Well, of course, I did have
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: to stop by the Jennifer Lawrence house.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Was she there?
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: Which I don't know where it is.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: No, but her parents.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: We love it.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: Hunger.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: I'm hungering for the Hunger Games.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they are now. Keep making those, Jennifer.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Could there be more blockbusters in her pants? I
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: don't think so.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I have someone I know who's kind of, and it's funny,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: it's not, people would assume that I would be doing this. No,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: this is like a woman and she like lives sort
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: of in the neighborhood where her parents live.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: So she's constantly like, I just, once or twice a week,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, you know, you're kind of stalking him, right?
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: She'll be like, well, I drove by and the shades
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: were open and I looked in. I'm like, that's just
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: creepy is what that is. And then she'll be like,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I think it was her car that was there. I
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: think she's back home this weekend. I'm like, you really
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: are spending a little too much time watching the Lawrence house, okay?
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Anyway, I don't know where it is. Don't worry, I'm.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Not stalking you. That's okay. I'm just looking out for Jennifer.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: I got homemade potato chips.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: But I gotta have one now.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, go for it. Listen to the crunch.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Mmm.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: Nice. Here's one thing while I'm on the road. My
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: addiction is potato chips. After I'm done on stage, you know,
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: people say, can we get you a sandwich? No, I
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: need real homemade potato chips.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Real potato chips. Not even mass marketed bagged ones. You
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: can't get by with those.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: They make them fresh. All right. But I got to
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: stop eating them. But I can't. I can't help it.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: You can't fight it.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: I can't. Okay, I'm sorry I'm crunching on my chips now.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: It's atmosphere.
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: A bagel would.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: Be less noise, but I got to have my chips.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: The bagels are for you.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I will make you some. But no, I was just
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: on the comedy scene thing. I don't know. Are you
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: fitting in with the current setup now? Because it is
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: very different. It seems like there's a very different way
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: that's going on there.
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm doing the Judy, the goddess podcast.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: It's kicking in now. But it seems like everybody has
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: a show and they all cross over on each other's shows.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: Well, you call it a show, but it's a podcast.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: You know, everybody has a show now, even the homeless
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: guy in his shopping cart.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: It's true.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: So what difference does.
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: It, you know?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: That's what I wonder. And being, you know, again, I
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: was doing it before there were this many. I could
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: name all the shows when I started doing it. And now, like,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: everybody has one. So I'm like, at what point do
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: we hit that breaking point where, We're not getting out
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: to anybody because everybody's already recording their own show, so
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: they're not listening to your show. So it's like we're
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: all just sitting there talking to ourselves all day long. Like,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: at what point are we oversaturated?
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: I can do a podcast at the airport and just
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: talk to myself because that's what everybody does.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: I kind of, yeah. I've heard some that aren't that
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: far removed from that. So you might as well at
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: this point.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: Is it wrong that I'm crunching on my chips?
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: You need your chips.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: I need my chips. Chips.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, you can hear me crunching. Sorry. Sorry. I gotta
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: have it. Okay, I'm almost done with it.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, get your chip fix in.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: Okay. I did it. That's the one thing about me.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: I only eat a little bit at a time. 70
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: times a day.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I've heard that's a better strategy, actually.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: People say, how do you stay petite? I eat 70
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: times a day.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: It's small meals. That's how you do it. Not meals.
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's throughout the day.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: It's like I have three bites 70 times a day.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: That's the best way. It's a system.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I might have to look into this. Well, we touched
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: on the movie thing. I was going to ask, I
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: do like kind of getting people's taste in stuff. What
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: is it that you... like to watch that's that's not
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: necessarily related to you just when you're home watching stuff
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: what are your kind of movies.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Oh well my two favorite that i i love okay
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: i do love some jennifer lawrence i love i love
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: uh silver linings playbook and i love american hustle definitely
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: but then there are some older movies that oh okay
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: i love uh watching um uh oh i just saw
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: it too what is it it's the uh wedding crashers.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Okay do you remember that yeah yeah i love they
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: they keep trying to remake that it seems yeah they
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: just did that google movie that seemed like hey let's
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Back no no no no they can't do that but.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: The wedding crashers wedding crashers they did kind of hit
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: the right oh yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Uh uh 40 year old virgin.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: They have the towel run i love.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: That um then i um There's some movies that I
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: have to give it a rest because I've seen it
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: so many times, like Big.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: So I give that a rest, and then I'll see it. And, oh,
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: I love. Now, some movies, they get too sad at
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: the end, but I love the beginning, like Terms of Endearment. No,
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Terms of Endearment. I can watch that until
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: a certain point, then I'm not watching it.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: It's not an upbeat movie.
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: You what?
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: It's not an upbeat movie.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. But I love Shirley. MacLaine and Deborah
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Winger fighting in it. That's good. And what else? What else? Oh, okay.
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: I like, can I name some?
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Go for it.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: This is bad that I, I got to watch Modern Family.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Okay. It's funny. It's one of those, yeah, I remember
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: hearing that first season, it was getting all this good buzz,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: and I was like, all right. Because I'd given up
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: on most TV at this point, and I started watching,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, they weren't kidding. It's well-written. It is funny.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: It's well-shot. It's funny. It's a good show.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: When you can laugh out loud, that's good. It's clever.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: It is. And not that it's fun. It's just a
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: well-written The Good Wife. I like that.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Actually, one of the cast is from here now.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: The blonde that started this last season. Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: But Will shouldn't have left. What is that? I'm mad
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: at that.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that, right? That was just to
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: catch everybody off guard.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: But, and then, oh, okay. But let's go back to movies.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: And.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Action movies. You love action movies.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: No, wait.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I do, actually.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: I just saw. Okay, don't... I meant Captain America. Love
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: Captain America.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Both of them are good, but that new one... Gotta
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: get some Chris Evans. That new one's good.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: Gotta get that going on.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: That new one's good. Gotta get that.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Do you like the entire Marvel Universe? This weird web
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: they're weaving now?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: It's wrong, but I gotta see it. Yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: I love... But I love Captain America.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: That was good.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: And... Oh, okay. When it first came out, that Robert
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: Downey Jr.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: In.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Which, the Iron Man stuff?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but before that, he played all the... He was... Oh, God.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: They were filming Going to War, but.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, Tropic Thunder.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, God! I laughed so hard. I love that.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: It's one of those, I've said, of like, the only
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: person working today who could get away with that is
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Robert Downey Jr.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: He really is overdue for his Oscar. He's overdue.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: He was pushing for it in the early days, and
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: then he fell down the hole.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, and then there's some other romantic comedies that I
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: really love, and one of them is.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: What's the one where Tom Cruise plays the baseball agent?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, Jerry Maguire.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: Jerry Maguire. I like that.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: Jerry Maguire.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: Jerry Maguire. Got me some Cuba Gooding Jr. Yeah, that's good.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: And I don't know. And then I go to movies
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: all the time. I love movies.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: I love them, love them, love them.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Can't help it. Can't help it. What did I just see, too? Oh, Maleficent.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Those are her real cheekbones. Yeah. You don't mess with Angelina.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: No, but by the way, she was great. It was great.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: And what else did I just see? I saw the
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: other blockbuster. What was last week? I don't know.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: Whatever it was.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: X-Men.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was. I didn't like that as much as
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: the other one.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I like X-Men. Godzilla had some issues with.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, Godzilla. Yeah, Godzilla.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Godzilla.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I like the end of Godzilla.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I liked it when it was over. Godzilla, yeah.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I like the big battle at the end, but the
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: middle part, I'm like, why are we watching these people?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I was not into that one. Yeah, no.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so anyway, I don't know if that.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Definitely. Yeah, I just kind of like to hear what
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: other people think. Enjoy and what your taste in movies is.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: You've got a good run.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: I have a good kind of eclectic. I like some
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: action films and some funny films.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Right? Classic old stuff? How far back do you go
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: with your classic Hollywood stuff?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, you mean like if I watch, well, when I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: was a little girl, and you know how my parents
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: would go out for New Year's Eve, they'd have us,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: me and my brothers and sister watch Well, you know,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: on New Year's Eve, they play all the old, like,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire and W.C. Fields and the
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: Marx Brothers. So all of that I would see, of course.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: But I remember coming home. My brothers. Oh, that's what
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: it was. Yeah, coming home. Three Stooges all the time.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: And I love the three. I'm the only girl I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: know that loves the Three Stooges.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: There's the comedy seeping in that early on. I love.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: But I loved the movie they made of it. They
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: made a great Three Stooges movie.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: Those guys were awesome.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: It was really. I didn't know that was Sean Hayes. Yeah.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, he was great.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: It was kind of underrated because, yeah, nobody. It got
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: so switched around. Like they had those big stars that
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: were supposed to star on it, and then that got scrapped,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: and they brought in those.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, what happened?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Who was supposed to? It was like Sean Penn and
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: like George Clooney or something. I'm like, you can't.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. They can't do those voices.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Not that serious. Like you're taking it the wrong direction.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they learned their lesson.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: The guy who played Curly, oh, he was awesome.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Will Sasso, I think. Oh, he was awesome.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he nailed it. And all of them, all of
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: them were great, fantastic. Yeah, I loved that movie. They
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: were terrific. Yeah.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I watched all that.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Very cool.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Well, do you have other stuff you want to tell
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: people about? You mentioned the book.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: I plan on going to prison and having my reality
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: show from there because, come on.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Orange is the new black.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Goddess is the new orange. That'll be it. Yeah,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: that'll be it. Oh, my God. I'll be on Netflix.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Again, the changing media. That's where it's all going.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know. I don't even have Blu-ray yet.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: What is going on?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: They're leaving you behind.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: I got to get it. I got to get it,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: get it, get it. But I love coming to places
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: like here because they give gifts to the goddess. Look
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: at my.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Sparkly, sparkly bracelets.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got my rhinestone lightweight leather bracelets and... bagels
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: which i have shared with you and homemade chips yeah
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  Speaker 5: and and last night they had smoke.
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  Speaker 9: On the river they were smoking on the river smoking
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  Speaker 9: their pulled.
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  Speaker 1: Pork yeah that sounds like us.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah they were having barbecue and by the river and
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  Speaker 5: then yeah first uh we had the show here and
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  Speaker 5: then they.
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  Speaker 1: Were on the barbecue that sounds like us yep.
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  Speaker 5: So yes you know uh That's it. I'm the love goddess.
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  Speaker 5: All right. It could happen. Still.
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  Speaker 6: All right. Well. I think we.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I told you it's easy to do
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  Speaker 1: once you get rolling.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 5: I just went off on the tangents. I'm good at that, though.
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  Speaker 1: That's always good.
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  Speaker 2: So, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely go to your website. Go find you on tour.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look for your upcoming podcast to be released soon.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah. The podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Your new show on Netflix. All of these things we've
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: now pieced together. We've got you a whole business plan.
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  Speaker 5: My book, Full Frontal to Nudity.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the website tells you everything. And, of course,
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  Speaker 5: we hope I will soon be on an episode of Cops. No,
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't me committing a summer crime because it's hot out.
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  Speaker 6: It's hot.
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  Speaker 5: It's hot.
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  Speaker 1: The air's nice in here. For a little while, we're
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  Speaker 1: probably safe.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Later tonight, when we see them hauling you away on
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: the news.
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  Speaker 5: We'll know what happened.
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  Speaker 6: But I don't think I.
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  Speaker 5: Will get arrested because I don't like to carry guns.
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  Speaker 5: Now everybody's carrying their AK-47s to go into Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see it on the news. They'll just be like,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: man assaulted with an accordion. I'm like, I know who
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: that was. That's the closest. I know what happened.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm going to do. I would like to
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: remind the state of Flora, which is a stand your ground.
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  Speaker 5: This is not a weapon. Yes, it may annoy you,
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  Speaker 5: but it will not harm you.
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  Speaker 6: It's just my squeeze box.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: You want to play us out with a song? All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's do something. Which song do you want to go with?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to do a special song.
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  Speaker 1: This is an original composition.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next week.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening. Okay,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: here we go.
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  Speaker 5: The world is going mental. You're getting kind of moody.
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  Speaker 5: It's time to listen to me, the goddess Judy, because
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: I'm the queen of love, the princess of romance. Shake
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: it up, Scooby-Doo, and party in your pants.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, party in your pants.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: Party in your pants.
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  Speaker 6: Never has there been such a sassy little dance.
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  Speaker 5: You can do it anywhere in any circumstance. Have yourself
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: a big fat party in your pants.
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  Speaker 1: Woo-hoo!
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  Speaker 6: Yeah!
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  Speaker 1: I had to get applaused again that way.
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  Speaker 4: Oh!
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  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, thank you for talking with us. Okay.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: It was definitely a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I hope you can enjoy your bagel.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely do.
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  Speaker 5: Don't worry, I didn't touch it.
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  Speaker 6: You saw me.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: You can touch it if you want.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no. You can put it in the microwave.
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  Speaker 1: Toast it?
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  Speaker 5: Or, oh, you put it in the.
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  Speaker 1: You can toast them up.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: That's right. I think you might want to toast it.
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  Speaker 1: You can cream cheese it. You can make a sandwich.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: There's so many options.
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  Speaker 5: It's so good yeah but you see that's why I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: have so many bagels for you because I have to
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: do my chips that's true all right.
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  Speaker 6: Talk hard!