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Moon Base · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 0:02
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:05
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:08
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Nash covert.
• 0:13
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:19
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back Do not come.
• 0:27
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not cough.
• 0:29
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:30
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 328 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:37
  Brian McFadden: Brian.
• 0:39
  Audio shared by Testecleese: You know, with this two guys drinking some beer, Target, what's going on.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: You know, basically the news cycle.
• 0:46
  Testecleese: Brian, we've never shied away from the fact that we enjoy the flower occasionally, right?
• 0:55
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 0:56
  Testecleese: Never even tried to pretend like it wasn't something that, you know, we do. Hey, we're all sinners, but…
• 1:02
  Testecleese: you know.
• 1:03
  Testecleese: I don't think marijuana's that big a thing compared to some other stuff out there. Right. But yeah, I just got a crop ready.
• 1:12
  Testecleese: I cured it, got it all good to go,
• 1:19
  Testecleese: a couple, about a quarter pound, which I could have done better, but I was trying to grow it in the wrong conditions in my house in the winter.
• 1:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, I, I combined, Purple Urkel, and Purple Haze.
• 1:39
  Testecleese: by breeding them together, and I need to come up with a cool name for it.
• 1:45
  Testecleese: I was thinking maybe Urkel Hayes?
• 1:48
  Testecleese: But I'm sure… I'm sure it'll hit me at the right time, you know what I mean?
• 1:55
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:56
  Testecleese: Alright. Oh, jeez. Virginia just keeps showing up no matter where we look, huh?
• 2:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:06
  Testecleese: apparently this redistricting, referendum going on in Virginia.
• 2:10
  Brian McFadden: Democrats are pushing through.
• 2:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, it looks like it might not necessarily happen, like.
• 2:16
  Testecleese: It's not a… not, quote, a done deal yet.
• 2:19
  Brian McFadden: No, they're getting worried, because… I mean, George Soros…
• 2:23
  Testecleese: Constitution says you can't?
• 2:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, pretty much. Your Soros is spending billions of dollars in advertising in the state. We literally… if you watch local TV, you're seeing Obama commercials, like, every 5 minutes, saying, hey, this and that, you know?
• 2:42
  Testecleese: Didn't they… didn't Virginia, just a couple… like, right after I left, didn't they just do something to draw lines to make, like, the… the…
• 2:52
  Testecleese: Popular vote… not the popular vote, the electoral vote.
• 2:56
  Brian McFadden: We have…
• 2:57
  Testecleese: Is it the popular vote?
• 2:59
  Brian McFadden: No, they talked about it, but it never actually went.
• 3:01
  Testecleese: No, I could've sworn they passed it, like, 5 years ago.
• 3:06
  Brian McFadden: They wanted to be the… they wanted… they wanted to do that, but it never went through. This… this thing was put in place saying that there's gonna be an independent commission that does the districting in Virginia, and the only way to get around that is to, like.
• 3:25
  Brian McFadden: Vote on it twice in two different legislatures, which they gerrymandered that, too, by, like, saying,
• 3:34
  Brian McFadden: You know, they worked it out where they had a special session that they said was one of them, and then another one was the regular session.
• 3:43
  Brian McFadden: To try to push it through before this next election cycle.
• 3:47
  Brian McFadden: And… You know, but then it's up to the voters to decide. This is a April 21st election.
• 3:57
  Brian McFadden: Only the really super die-hard people are showing up to vote for an election in April.
• 4:03
  Brian McFadden: Wow. And what they're worried about is because…
• 4:06
  Testecleese: that, you say that.
• 4:07
  Brian McFadden: Because we're really worried because Republicans have been out in superforce voting early.
• 4:16
  Testecleese: That's the thing is, though, I still think voting early is a stupid decision, and I understand the logic, but…
• 4:22
  Brian McFadden: I get it.
• 4:23
  Testecleese: I know, I know, so you cast a vote.
• 4:26
  Testecleese: Excuse me, in a state that you're technically not going to be registered in when the vote goes through.
• 4:33
  Brian McFadden: Maybe, maybe not.
• 4:34
  Testecleese: Is… is that voter fraud?
• 4:36
  Brian McFadden: No, because I voted… No, I'm worried I was a legal resident of the state.
• 4:42
  Testecleese: Your vote doesn't count until voting day.
• 4:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, then I won't register to be a Michigan resident until after April.
• 4:49
  Testecleese: No, but you get my point, is that voter fraud is easier than people realize.
• 4:55
  Testecleese: Even if you.
• 4:56
  Brian McFadden: That one…
• 4:57
  Testecleese: Usually playing by.
• 4:57
  Brian McFadden: Close.
• 4:58
  Testecleese: Buck.
• 4:59
  Testecleese: Are you kidding me? That's so easy to illegally vote through a mail-in ballot. My brother asked me to vote for him in a mail-in ballot.
• 5:07
  Testecleese: And I was like, well, that's voter fraud AND election, mail fraud.
• 5:14
  Testecleese: And I'm not accusing you, I'm not saying you shouldn't be allowed to, I'm just saying, I don't know what the rules are, honestly. It's possible, though, as soon as you register in Michigan.
• 5:24
  Testecleese: your name will come off and your vote will be taken out. I don't know. I doubt that, honestly. I think that's the issue Trump is trying to,
• 5:32
  Testecleese: close up, honestly, with this, SAVE Act.
• 5:36
  Brian McFadden: It's not gonna pass.
• 5:38
  Testecleese: No, and why not, Brian?
• 5:42
  Brian McFadden: Because there's… Because there's too many Democrats that want the illegals to be able to vote.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: The Democrat who's, though? The Democrat voter is 71% in favor.
• 5:56
  Brian McFadden: the Democrat representatives and Senators.
• 6:00
  Testecleese: Is it because they perhaps know that they won't be able to, take office if… non…
• 6:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. Legal, registered voters are voting for him. How many dead people voted this last time? There were, like, 112.
• 6:15
  Brian McFadden: Not as many when the Kennedys were running for election.
• 6:18
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 6:20
  Testecleese: Well, the Kennedy's a great example. Where are they from?
• 6:24
  Brian McFadden: Massachusetts!
• 6:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 6:27
  Testecleese: Speaking of, I just rewatched Seinfeld.
• 6:31
  Testecleese: in the background, when I was doing stuff in the house.
• 6:34
  Testecleese: And I remember that the show ended with them standing trial of, like, all the way they've, ways they've wronged people.
• 6:42
  Testecleese: I didn't realize it was in Massachusetts when the plane had to have an emergency landing.
• 6:48
  Testecleese: They got nailed with a Good Samaritan law, because they just watched and laughed at a guy for getting carjacked, and then they brought in everyone that they had made fun of, or ruined their lives.
• 7:00
  Testecleese: to testify against him, and I was like, oh!
• 7:03
  Testecleese: It was a good ending.
• 7:05
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 7:08
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 7:09
  Testecleese: Well, again, the mail-in ballots…
• 7:13
  Testecleese: Almost as if, Brian, I think of the conversation we might have before I lay this thing out, right?
• 7:20
  Testecleese: Supreme Court is actually, they're poised to limit… I don't even know what that means. But yes, I know what it means, but…
• 7:28
  Testecleese: They are making a decision, or they might make a decision, or they might hear the case about.
• 7:34
  Brian McFadden: Very hurry.
• 7:35
  Brian McFadden: They already heard the case.
• 7:37
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 7:38
  Brian McFadden: This is gonna be a ruling soon.
• 7:41
  Testecleese: Okay, so we're gonna get a ruling.
• 7:43
  Testecleese: And… what bothered me was a lot of people immediately brought up active duty.
• 7:51
  Testecleese: It's like, oh, they don't get to vote now? And all I could think was.
• 7:55
  Testecleese: Have any of you guys read any of these rules?
• 7:58
  Testecleese: No, it's especially carved out.
• 8:02
  Brian McFadden: This is 4 hours.
• 8:02
  Testecleese: active duty military so that they get to vote. You don't decide to go on vacation and forgot to
• 8:09
  Testecleese: cashed your ballot before you left. You don't get to do it
• 8:13
  Testecleese: Through the mail in a foreign country. Right. You know?
• 8:20
  Testecleese: And sorry, you were speaking, I spoke right over you. Where were you going?
• 8:28
  Testecleese: Mail-in ballots, and people said the military can't vote.
• 8:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, I think this… this… this ruling is going to be targeted against the western states, like Washington, Oregon, and California, that are 100% male-in ballot. There are… it's no in-person balloting in those states.
• 8:49
  Testecleese: When you say 100%, I gotta say that can't be true.
• 8:52
  Brian McFadden: It is true. Look it up.
• 8:53
  Testecleese: 100%.
• 8:55
  Brian McFadden: It's all one… it's all mail and ballot, they do not…
• 8:58
  Testecleese: There's literally.
• 8:58
  Brian McFadden: No polling.
• 8:59
  Testecleese: There's not even a… there's not even a way to vote in person.
• 9:01
  Brian McFadden: Nope, nope, gotta win.
• 9:03
  Testecleese: I don't believe it.
• 9:04
  Brian McFadden: Look it up!
• 9:05
  Testecleese: Then why do I keep hearing about wait times to cast a vote?
• 9:10
  Brian McFadden: Not in California, Oregon, or Washington State.
• 9:13
  Testecleese: Nowhere I have ever lived if I had to wait in line more than, like, 2 minutes to vote.
• 9:19
  Testecleese: And those usually because, like, the three.
• 9:20
  Brian McFadden: I have in Virginia when I voted on Election Day for Oba… when Obama was on the ticket.
• 9:29
  Testecleese: Wow, that was a long time ago.
• 9:32
  Testecleese: You know, check this out, I met Obama.
• 9:37
  Testecleese: I got to shake his hand.
• 9:39
  Testecleese: And, you know what? I didn't agree with his policy, necessarily, but I was.
• 9:43
  Brian McFadden: Bill, he's President of the United States.
• 9:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was President of the United States, and I was active duty United States Navy, and I had the opportunity to shake the President's hand.
• 9:51
  Brian McFadden: do it.
• 9:52
  Testecleese: I was like, of course I'm gonna shake the president's hand! And now you got these, like, these athletes, like, no, I'm not gonna go meet the president. I'm like, you're out of your fucking mind.
• 10:00
  Brian McFadden: Okay, I could be wrong. You can vote in person in California.
• 10:05
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 10:06
  Testecleese: And there's no way they're saying you have to mail it, because what if someone can't afford the stamp?
• 10:12
  Testecleese: Right? We can't afford to get ID, I can't afford a stamp.
• 10:19
  Testecleese: Well, that's not legal.
• 10:20
  Brian McFadden: You can vote in person in Washington, but it works a little differently.
• 10:25
  Testecleese: Well, each state does have their own voting…
• 10:28
  Testecleese: rules. Yeah. I think that's… I think that's a big issue, and I laugh a little bit.
• 10:34
  Brian McFadden: There are no traditional neighborhood polling places.
• 10:37
  Brian McFadden: In Washington State.
• 10:40
  Testecleese: Really, I used to go to the… even when I moved back to Massachusetts, then left again.
• 10:45
  Brian McFadden: Mmm.
• 10:45
  Testecleese: I voted at the local elementary school.
• 10:48
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 10:49
  Testecleese: Just so that there weren't a thousand people voting in the same place.
• 10:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 10:56
  Testecleese: You know, this… that…
• 10:58
  Testecleese: That sounds like a system you would use, like the waiting line sounds like a system you'd use to try to keep people from voting in time.
• 11:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:09
  Testecleese: Just open up more places that we can legally, accept ballots, right?
• 11:15
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 11:18
  Testecleese: Huh, alright.
• 11:19
  Testecleese: Alright, moving on.
• 11:23
  Testecleese: You know Adam Carolla, right?
• 11:25
  Brian McFadden: Of course! Everybody knows that as Barola.
• 11:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny, because I…
• 11:28
  Brian McFadden: Podcasting.
• 11:30
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 11:31
  Brian McFadden: He invented podcasting.
• 11:32
  Testecleese: No, Adam Carolla did not.
• 11:35
  Testecleese: Adam Curry did.
• 11:37
  Brian McFadden: Thank you.
• 11:40
  Brian McFadden: There's testing you.
• 11:41
  Testecleese: He's the part father, and we all know.
• 11:43
  Brian McFadden: Oh, and I'll.
• 11:47
  Testecleese: Adam Carroll was on The Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel back in the day, and he did Loveline with Dr. Drew.
• 11:54
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 11:55
  Brian McFadden: For years.
• 11:56
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 11:58
  Testecleese: He's a comedian.
• 12:00
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 12:01
  Testecleese: And he's got a podcast.
• 12:02
  Brian McFadden: But he's made a ton of money from… Doing his own podcasting thing.
• 12:07
  Testecleese: Oh, he's doing excellent.
• 12:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, he actually recently just had Dr. Drew on the show.
• 12:16
  Testecleese: And they were talking about, you know, this and that, but the fire in California came up.
• 12:22
  Testecleese: That happened to the Palisades.
• 12:25
  Testecleese: And, oh my, he went off.
• 12:29
  Testecleese: Several female members of the Los Angeles Board of Fire Commissioners resigned.
• 12:35
  Testecleese: 4 out of 5 members are leaving amid scrutiny of the Los Angeles Fire Department over its blunders and management of the Palisades Fire, and the Los Angeles Times reported on March 18th. Crowell said on his show that appointing people based on their identities for positions is deadly.
• 12:53
  Testecleese: And this is something that's been brought up over and over and over again.
• 12:58
  Testecleese: Was when you say, we have to have this many women, In the fire department.
• 13:04
  Testecleese: A lot of people will go to the…
• 13:06
  Testecleese: oh, I don't want a 40… a 140-pound woman carrying me down 3 flights of stairs. Which is funny, because one of these women on the board was actually, well, maybe you shouldn't be in a situation where you need a 140-pound woman to carry you down 4 flights of stairs.
• 13:23
  Brian McFadden: You think?
• 13:23
  Testecleese: But she was like, what the fuck? Why the hell would I call the fire department, then, if I could do it on my own, right?
• 13:29
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 13:30
  Testecleese: But, yeah, and so instead of putting them on the firefighting voice, they put him on the fucking…
• 13:35
  Testecleese: the Commissioner's Board… to make decisions, And, you know, they…
• 13:45
  Testecleese: It's not that they were women.
• 13:47
  Testecleese: is that they had no idea what the fuck they were doing, or how any of this shit works, and they got the job BECAUSE they were women, and it made the numbers fit.
• 13:57
  Testecleese: And like I said, 80% of them just quit.
• 14:01
  Testecleese: Because of what happened. They're like, oh, we blew it. We killed… how many people, how many billions of dollars disappeared?
• 14:09
  Testecleese: And then California went and taxed them for their fucking property value after the fact, too.
• 14:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 14:17
  Testecleese: Interesting how everyone gives a shit about the Palisades fight, but…
• 14:21
  Testecleese: everyone forgot about the hurricane in North Carolina that people are still recovering from. And they're not, you know, 100 millionaires like the Palisades.
• 14:34
  Testecleese: Crazy shit.
• 14:37
  Testecleese: Oh, robert Mueller died.
• 14:41
  Testecleese: Muller, whatever his name is.
• 14:45
  Testecleese: I guess we should bring it up, he was, he was the one who made up the fake Russiagate report.
• 14:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 14:53
  Testecleese: Which was proven that was made up and fake, and funded by Hillary Clinton, but…
• 14:59
  Testecleese: No one cares, right?
• 15:01
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 15:04
  Brian McFadden: They do not.
• 15:06
  Testecleese: What ain't the heck?
• 15:08
  Testecleese: This is a big problem I have, Brian, is… I want to criticize Trump more, but I'm so busy defending the guy against just made-up bullshit.
• 15:17
  Testecleese: Like, people swear to God it's a proven fact, he's a pedophile rapist, and I was like, wh-
• 15:22
  Testecleese: Can you show at anywhere, and like, oh, I heard it, I heard it.
• 15:27
  Testecleese: And I was like, okay, well, Biden raped me. I'm like, no he didn't. I was like, well, no, you just heard it, therefore it's true.
• 15:34
  Brian McFadden: Violent.
• 15:36
  Testecleese: So we… It's not in a,
• 15:40
  Testecleese: Just because some rando says, I hate Trump and accused him of a crime, doesn't mean it actually happened.
• 15:47
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 15:48
  Testecleese: And that, again, Dude, wasn't he, like, the left's favorite person for, like, 20 years?
• 15:54
  Brian McFadden: Billy registered as Republican.
• 15:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. When he ran… when he came down the escalator said, I'm running as a Republican, with, not… was it Steve Carell?
• 16:05
  Testecleese: I was like, I thought he was running as a joke.
• 16:10
  Testecleese: And all they've done is make jokes since.
• 16:13
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 16:16
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 16:20
  Testecleese: this… plane crash, I guess.
• 16:25
  Testecleese: In New York, yeah.
• 16:27
  Testecleese: The best knowledge I have got so far is…
• 16:32
  Testecleese: The air traffic controller made a mistake.
• 16:35
  Testecleese: Realized it.
• 16:37
  Testecleese: Because they gave clearance to the fire truck to go across the runway.
• 16:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we're the pleasure.
• 16:41
  Testecleese: As…
• 16:42
  Brian McFadden: tag thing.
• 16:43
  Testecleese: Exactly, but then could not get them to turn around on the communications.
• 16:51
  Testecleese: And I'm just wondering why the person on the other end of the communications could not, hear them, because there's no response, and they just kept going, and…
• 17:00
  Testecleese: Both pilots are dead.
• 17:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Everybody in the front of the plane are dead.
• 17:05
  Testecleese: Jeez.
• 17:07
  Testecleese: Except for.
• 17:07
  Brian McFadden: I mean, if you look at the photos, the plane literally went up on top of the fire truck, basically.
• 17:13
  Testecleese: And then snapped the nose off.
• 17:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:18
  Testecleese: And I've heard people say dumb shit, like, this is what happens when it hits a fire truck, you think it's gonna take down the Twin Towers?
• 17:25
  Testecleese: These guys have no idea what physics is, just like these assholes that say, jet fuel doesn't burn hard enough to melt steel.
• 17:32
  Testecleese: You don't need to melt the steel, you just need to make it weak enough, soft enough that it falls apart. It just bends.
• 17:40
  Testecleese: And… Yes, you're right, it, it…
• 17:43
  Testecleese: The fire truck wasn't completely obliterated, there were pieces of it still there. However, the plane also wasn't traveling at 300 miles an hour!
• 17:53
  Brian McFadden: No, it was doing, like, 35 miles an hour.
• 17:57
  Testecleese: And this is something that people don't think about.
• 18:00
  Testecleese: It's like, do you understand inertia?
• 18:02
  Testecleese: Do you understand heat stress? Do you understand, fluid dynamics? Thermodynamics?
• 18:09
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: Man.
• 18:12
  Brian McFadden: No, nobody understands.
• 18:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, Guapo's listening to us now, or at least he's logged in here, but he's got muted, so I'm wondering if he's got.
• 18:20
  Brian McFadden: He's got someone.
• 18:21
  Testecleese: real… I clicked him in.
• 18:23
  El Guapo: Are you guys hearing me?
• 18:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, now I can, you were muted.
• 18:26
  El Guapo: I know, I commuted myself because I got company.
• 18:30
  Testecleese: Alright, you got a little hum in the background, but you do sound.
• 18:33
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's on… that microphone's so much better than the… How about now?
• 18:38
  Brian McFadden: But, I like it.
• 18:40
  Testecleese: He's gonna be the new Verizon commercial, can you hear me now?
• 18:43
  Brian McFadden: Can you hear me now?
• 18:44
  El Guapo: that, I was at the bar with my friend, Jen.
• 18:49
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 18:49
  El Guapo: Like, who's texting you? Like, oh my god, everybody think I'm, like, always a secret. Like, my friend Brian, like, what you got?
• 18:55
  Testecleese: It's like, we do some shit on Friday, okay?
• 18:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's very funny.
• 18:59
  El Guapo: He's like, what is a Canadian? You're like, oh my god, like, it's a podcast.
• 19:05
  Brian McFadden: Don't you want to be a guest on the show?
• 19:08
  El Guapo: You wanna be a guest? Depends what you're talking about.
• 19:10
  Testecleese: Oh! I knew she was there!
• 19:13
  El Guapo: That's why I put the camera on.
• 19:17
  Brian McFadden: We're not gonna be that judgmental, we like differing opinions, so…
• 19:21
  Testecleese: No, we love… we actually love to speak to people that completely disagree with us, but don't worry, even if you turn the camera on, only Brian and I can see it.
• 19:30
  Brian McFadden: We're not, we're not broadcasting video anywhere.
• 19:36
  El Guapo: It's okay.
• 19:37
  El Guapo: You're the only pretty one that can be on camera.
• 19:39
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, she blew your name up, Guapo!
• 19:42
  El Guapo: Wapo, that's what my name is.
• 19:44
  Brian McFadden: What do you think of that microphone, Jeffrey?
• 19:47
  Testecleese: Oh! It's so much better than the, the…
• 19:51
  Testecleese: Hearing him bounce off of three walls…
• 19:55
  Brian McFadden: Is that a refrigerator?
• 19:56
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 19:56
  El Guapo: It looks very professional.
• 19:59
  Testecleese: I'm listening to his laundry tumble.
• 20:01
  Brian McFadden: In the background.
• 20:04
  El Guapo: They can hear it.
• 20:05
  Brian McFadden: Thankfully, he only does that once a month.
• 20:10
  El Guapo: That is true, dude, I only got 3 pairs of socks, 3 pairs of underwear, so I only have to do laundry once a month.
• 20:20
  Testecleese: wait a minute, if you only have, like, 3 pairs of underwear, you should be doing laundry stuff.
• 20:25
  Brian McFadden: 30.
• 20:25
  Testecleese: You should be blowing laundry at least every 3 days.
• 20:32
  Testecleese: But yeah, if you're interested in, do you have a name, or something we can refer to you as?
• 20:39
  El Guapo: Jen?
• 20:41
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 20:41
  Brian McFadden: Ray.
• 20:43
  Testecleese: Alright, yeah, well, I mean… No, no, I'm going.
• 20:46
  Brian McFadden: Is that, like, a million…
• 20:47
  Testecleese: He's gonna lead…
• 20:48
  Brian McFadden: Listen to this show anyway, so…
• 20:50
  Testecleese: Oh, I know in Guabo, she's gonna leave him in, like, 45 minutes and never come back.
• 20:57
  El Guapo: Well, she knows, we've been, like, what, friends for, like, 2 years now? Yeah.
• 21:01
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 21:02
  Testecleese: Alright, so you're not gonna hear our opinions on the… well, I don't know how much he told you about what we do, but we basically drink a bunch of beer and talk about the weekly news cycle.
• 21:12
  El Guapo: Gotcha.
• 21:14
  Testecleese: We each have our own little areas of expertise, but yeah, we're just 3 drunken sailors getting together.
• 21:21
  Brian McFadden: That's what we call… that's what the…
• 21:23
  El Guapo: I am also a sailor.
• 21:25
  Testecleese: No shit.
• 21:26
  Brian McFadden: What was your age?
• 21:27
  El Guapo: SonarStack E4.
• 21:30
  Testecleese: Okay, cool.
• 21:31
  Brian McFadden: Cool.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: I got, yeah, HT2 myself.
• 21:35
  Brian McFadden: MC1!
• 21:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know what's crazy? Brian was a fucking photographer, but he went to Sears School.
• 21:44
  Brian McFadden: I did go to certain school. I had to, I was in combat camera.
• 21:48
  Testecleese: I know, I welded nuclear reactors!
• 21:51
  Testecleese: And the fucking photographer went to Sears School.
• 21:56
  Brian McFadden: Don't be a hater.
• 21:59
  Testecleese: Use your rates, who's your fate, right?
• 22:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. I went to Brunswick, Maine, as the snow was falling. I was running around in the prisoner of war camp naked when there was snow on the ground.
• 22:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, well…
• 22:11
  Brian McFadden: It was not a fun… there was some shriveling going on.
• 22:15
  Testecleese: I've done that before, but that's just because it was beer night.
• 22:20
  Testecleese: Owners.
• 22:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 22:22
  Testecleese: sonar tech. I remember talking to you guys, doing the ESWAS thing, and… here, listen to this. I'm like, okay, that's cool. You're like, oh, that's shrimp, and if you wait long enough, you're gonna hear the humpback wail again. I was like, no fucking way!
• 22:37
  Testecleese: They're like, how do you know that's shrimp?
• 22:39
  Testecleese: You know?
• 22:40
  El Guapo: We have to go to school to learn what all the sounds are.
• 22:43
  Testecleese: Oh, what's crazy is, not just that.
• 22:46
  Testecleese: not just, like, marine biology, like, oh, that's a, that's a Russian fishing vessel. It's got about, 1,500 horsepower, two dual diesel engines. I'm like, how the fuck do you know that?
• 22:58
  El Guapo: Because we have to go to school and memorize all that, but that stuff's classified, so nobody should be telling you that.
• 23:06
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 23:08
  Testecleese: And I'm not saying anything in particular, I'm just saying that you guys can identify things ridiculously. Just like, I can't tell you a lot of stuff I did. I had a top-secret clearance as well, and most people don't think HD.
• 23:21
  Brian McFadden: I didn't have time secret clearance, because I went to Cat & Mass over my top secret clearance.
• 23:26
  Testecleese: Well, I had to be able to do an emergency repair anywhere on the ship at any time, so I had to have access to every space, no matter what.
• 23:35
  Testecleese: Like I said, I did, an emergency repair on the nuclear reactor, lead shield.
• 23:42
  Testecleese: I got epilepsy and had to have brain surgery, but…
• 23:47
  Testecleese: The rest of my crew didn't get poisoned.
• 23:49
  El Guapo: Hey, and at least you don't glow in the dark.
• 23:53
  Testecleese: I know, but I didn't get any cool superpowers!
• 23:57
  Testecleese: Like, I can't climb walls, like, I should have found a spider to bite me, huh?
• 24:02
  El Guapo: Maybe if the spider came out of the reactor.
• 24:05
  Testecleese: Exactly, the spider would have to be radioactive.
• 24:08
  Testecleese: But yeah, I got… I got dosed pretty good, but… Not, not enough.
• 24:12
  Brian McFadden: You're still able to have kids!
• 24:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, what's famous about nuclear ships and having kids after them?
• 24:21
  El Guapo: Do you have girls?
• 24:22
  Testecleese: Yes, I have two daughters.
• 24:27
  Testecleese: Exactly, and I… and mine was later, it wasn't, like, right when I came home.
• 24:32
  Testecleese: But again, I took a big enough dose to end up with a… like I said, I had to have brain surgery, but…
• 24:39
  Testecleese: Shit happens, we all sign up, and, you know, had it not been for all that, I wouldn't be here now, so…
• 24:46
  Brian McFadden: I wouldn't know ya.
• 24:49
  Brian McFadden: So, who is Anthony Albanese?
• 24:55
  Testecleese: Oh! He's the Prime Minister of, Australia.
• 24:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we needed the repeat offender on for this one.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: Well, he went to a mosque to, like, celebrate the end of Ramadan, like, hey, we love, you know, Islam.
• 25:10
  Brian McFadden: Hello, yo.
• 25:11
  Testecleese: Glad you're here.
• 25:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, they chased him out of the mosque, and cursed at him, and threw shit at him.
• 25:18
  El Guapo: Oh, that sucks.
• 25:20
  Testecleese: And it's like, ugh, why are you even trying then, dude?
• 25:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:24
  Testecleese: Like, they don't want to be apart.
• 25:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:27
  Testecleese: And, you know, granted, maybe a different mosque might have been different, but.
• 25:32
  Brian McFadden: Not likely.
• 25:33
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 25:35
  Testecleese: But, like, maybe put feelers out before you try to friggin' do this shit publicly, you know what I mean?
• 25:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, in other exciting news, the Secret Service agents have been protecting Jill Biden.
• 25:50
  Brian McFadden: Unfortunately, one of them shot themselves in the Philadelphia airport.
• 25:55
  El Guapo: There's another…
• 25:56
  Testecleese: In the leg.
• 25:56
  El Guapo: off, you know?
• 25:58
  Testecleese: It's funny, I read this article, and I was like.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: I just don't know if I give a shit to talk about the Secret Service again. And then both you shared it.
• 26:09
  El Guapo: He tried to get a day off, but, like, you can just ask.
• 26:13
  Testecleese: Well, actually, the first thing I went into was, the guy shot him in his… himself in the leg. Like, these are supposed to be, like, the best, like…
• 26:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're the most bus.
• 26:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, these are, like, SEALs and, like, Delta Force guys.
• 26:27
  El Guapo: You know, I think what happened, Trump is like, okay, you want DEI? You get DEI hires, right here.
• 26:32
  Testecleese: Well, that's… no, I immediately went to that, what, 4'10 woman that was trying to cover Trump when he was shot?
• 26:41
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 26:42
  Testecleese: And I was like, she can't possibly protect him, she's just not big enough to use her body as a shield. And don't get me wrong, she made all the right moves.
• 26:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:52
  Testecleese: Put herself right in the way.
• 26:54
  El Guapo: I mean, I could see her, she protected another woman, but not 6'4", 6-something guy, you know?
• 27:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, he got shot in the… in the ear, which is the head, right?
• 27:06
  Testecleese: Like, she's not protecting his head with her body.
• 27:08
  Testecleese: And, again, she made all the right moves, but she just wasn't physically big enough.
• 27:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 27:14
  Testecleese: This is something that has to be taken into account.
• 27:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, you match the person to the, I mean, the body type for that person, you know?
• 27:22
  Testecleese: Let's be real, dude, how many people are big enough to stand in front of Donald Trump and block him with their body?
• 27:28
  El Guapo: Probably only, like, 10%… 1% of the 1%? Yeah.
• 27:31
  Testecleese: He's a… he's a very big man. He's been losing some weight lately, but he's still, what, 6'2" or something, or 6'4", or something silly?
• 27:40
  Testecleese: The average man is 5'10".
• 27:43
  El Guapo: I think it's about 8.
• 27:45
  Testecleese: Oh, well, fuck, I like that even better, that makes me tall.
• 27:49
  El Guapo: No, no, New Year's just average. That's all.
• 27:53
  Testecleese: That means I'm taller than the average person, then. Awesome. Because I'm sick and tired of looking up at people.
• 28:02
  Testecleese: Forever!
• 28:03
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, and some shit just got released,
• 28:08
  Testecleese: I'm not even sure how it got released, but from the CIA under Biden, check this out, they listed, motherhood and homemaking.
• 28:17
  Testecleese: As, extremism.
• 28:20
  El Guapo: In the United States.
• 28:22
  Brian McFadden: Jesus.
• 28:25
  Testecleese: Well, no, well, they brought up, like.
• 28:27
  Testecleese: Catholics are extremists. And I was like, really? What was the last time you heard a Catholic scream, like.
• 28:33
  Testecleese: For the glory of Jesus, and blow themselves up.
• 28:36
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 28:36
  Testecleese: You know? It just doesn't happen.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: And it's… the Catholics are actually the worst lately amongst the Christians, and not… Even protecting themselves.
• 28:48
  Testecleese: Well, we got, the resurrection coming up.
• 28:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 28:53
  Brian McFadden: Easter Sunday's this Sunday, or Palm Sunday is this Sunday, and Easter is the following Sunday.
• 29:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, my, My two daughters are gonna be baptized on, Easter Sunday.
• 29:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, nice. That's cool.
• 29:08
  El Guapo: M.
• 29:09
  Testecleese: We got, some of the wife's air for… well… A friend of the wives.
• 29:15
  Testecleese: from the Air Force.
• 29:17
  Testecleese: That's gonna be the godfather.
• 29:20
  Testecleese: And, his wife is gonna be the godmother.
• 29:24
  Testecleese: But,
• 29:25
  Testecleese: They only do baptisms at this church on Easter and Christmas, because there's only, like… there's only, like, 30 congregants.
• 29:34
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 29:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 29:38
  Testecleese: But I'm… I'm the widow.
• 29:41
  Testecleese: For going to church.
• 29:43
  Testecleese: You know?
• 29:45
  Testecleese: It's, it's ancient… oh, shit!
• 29:47
  Brian McFadden: Well, I've been working on it, I've been working on it!
• 29:50
  Testecleese: Hold on!
• 29:51
  Brian McFadden: I have been working on this for months!
• 29:54
  Testecleese: God is involved!
• 29:55
  Brian McFadden: Nope, you know it!
• 29:58
  Testecleese: You here yet?
• 30:01
  Testecleese: Alright, I'm sorry, what… one of the greatest friends of the show has, decided to join tonight.
• 30:09
  Brian McFadden: She's on microphone, no video, that's fine.
• 30:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm hoping she can hear us, but… Alright.
• 30:18
  Testecleese: Maybe she's busy, fill, getting a beer.
• 30:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, but Brian got Claire somehow. I've been trying to get Claire to come on for a while now.
• 30:30
  Testecleese: Anyway, motherhood and homemaking.
• 30:33
  Testecleese: We… I don't know what you consider… is homemaking just, like, a stay-at-home parent?
• 30:39
  El Guapo: It's a fancy word for a stay-at-home parent, yeah.
• 30:42
  Testecleese: Okay. Cause we homestead.
• 30:44
  Testecleese: And I'm wondering, does that count as terrorism?
• 30:47
  El Guapo: More, like, independent from groceries and…
• 30:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, we can goods, we, we hunt, We grow food.
• 30:57
  Testecleese: that whole spectrum, you know what I mean?
• 31:00
  Testecleese: And we spend so much less on groceries, but it's a lot more work physically.
• 31:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 31:08
  Testecleese: But… I don't need to work, so I can spend my time Cleaning, a deer.
• 31:15
  Testecleese: And, you know what I mean, and butchering it.
• 31:17
  Brian McFadden: She said she's working on audio right now.
• 31:20
  Testecleese: Oh, alright.
• 31:22
  Testecleese: alright.
• 31:24
  Brian McFadden: It's still awesome to, like, even have her make the appearance.
• 31:28
  Brian McFadden: Whether we can hear her or not on the show…
• 31:32
  Testecleese: I know.
• 31:33
  Brian McFadden: He's like… he's like one of our long-time… Participants in the show.
• 31:40
  Testecleese: From the fir- oh, trying again.
• 31:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, here we go.
• 31:43
  Testecleese: From… from the first season, maybe?
• 31:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, pro- no, most definitely from the first season, yeah.
• 31:49
  Brian McFadden: Because you knew her from… you knew her from the ship, so…
• 31:53
  Testecleese: Ow!
• 31:53
  Brian McFadden: Yay! Yeah!
• 31:57
  Testecleese: Video and everything, how you doing, Claire?
• 32:00
  Claire Rose Hill: Good! Give me one sec.
• 32:02
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 32:04
  Claire Rose Hill: My phone is being weird.
• 32:05
  Testecleese: I know, we're gonna get way off-topic here, because I have a thousand questions.
• 32:13
  Brian McFadden: We've been waiting for Claire to show up to ask her all the foreign policy questions.
• 32:17
  Testecleese: Who is it not poison?
• 32:18
  Testecleese: There's shit going on in general.
• 32:22
  Testecleese: Like, your brother-in-law just got a machete in the head or something stupid?
• 32:26
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, yeah!
• 32:27
  Brian McFadden: That's why she doesn't live in the same state anymore. She relocated.
• 32:32
  Testecleese: And then what I said?
• 32:34
  Brian McFadden: For her own safety!
• 32:35
  Testecleese: Satanist partner, relationship ended, and, like, I'm just saying, a lot of shit's been going down. I understand why you've been so busy, you know?
• 32:43
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh yeah, I got my own place again.
• 32:45
  Brian McFadden: Awesome, awesome.
• 32:49
  Testecleese: Oh… Great question.
• 32:51
  Testecleese: I'm happy to see you, and you know, I would have loved to have talked to you about a couple of things in the past, a couple topics we brought up, but glad to have you here. Again, I understand.
• 33:00
  Brian McFadden: Definitely.
• 33:01
  Testecleese: life to do.
• 33:03
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 33:04
  Testecleese: You hear we're gonna build a fucking base on the moon?
• 33:08
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh yeah, I've… I heard about that. I'm…
• 33:12
  Claire Rose Hill: One of the things they?
• 33:17
  Claire Rose Hill: Once you get over the low gravity and the bone density problem.
• 33:22
  Claire Rose Hill: you can actually pretty much let humans live anywhere. I mean, the water's there, all you have to do is apply pressure to the soil on the ground, and it's gonna excrete water.
• 33:31
  Testecleese: Are you sure about that on the moon? I'm pretty sure it's on Mars.
• 33:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, right?
• 33:36
  Claire Rose Hill: Mars has ice. They performed experiments back in the 70s, where they would actually put, dirt from the moon under pressure, and it started to produce water.
• 33:48
  Testecleese: See, that's interesting, because you think, if it wasn't in ice form…
• 33:52
  Testecleese: It would, evaporate under no… almost, no pressure.
• 33:58
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, got me on that one. I'm just quoting something I heard many years ago, so…
• 34:02
  Testecleese: No, I understand, but I'm just… I'm thinking of how, I have a… I have a giant propane tank, right?
• 34:08
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 34:09
  Testecleese: That I use for a, emergency generator for my home. But if it gets down below zero degrees Fahrenheit, the propane won't turn from a liquid into a gas if it's below 30 degrees, below zero degrees Fahrenheit.
• 34:24
  Testecleese: So I can't use that liquid propane To fuel my house.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: So, it's the same, because the pressure, temperature, etc, etc, etc, but you remove all pressure and all temperature.
• 34:41
  Testecleese: It should… it should turn into either ice or gas, right?
• 34:45
  El Guapo: Well, yeah.
• 34:46
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I don't understand the physics of it, to be honest.
• 34:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, I know, these guys…
• 34:51
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, I'm not a dumb man, by any means, but…
• 34:56
  Testecleese: When they start talking about shit like this, it's like, oh, geez, that's…
• 35:00
  Testecleese: Who the fuck's getting paid to figure this shit out, you know?
• 35:04
  El Guapo: engineers and stuff like that, but at the same time, the only reason you can use liquid propane, because the density, so the equipment's not designed for that.
• 35:15
  El Guapo: It's condensed.
• 35:16
  Testecleese: Oh, no, the…
• 35:17
  El Guapo: You go through the…
• 35:19
  Testecleese: It was too cold, so the propane wouldn't, turn into gas, it wouldn't evaporate.
• 35:25
  Testecleese: So I had a 30% tank full, 30% full tank.
• 35:29
  Testecleese: But it was liquid in my tank, it was worthless to me.
• 35:34
  Testecleese: Because you can't pump liquid propane and light it on fire, you know?
• 35:37
  El Guapo: Because of this.
• 35:38
  Claire Rose Hill: So it's chemically bound. That's the kicker. On the moon, it's exists.
• 35:43
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 35:43
  Claire Rose Hill: just chemically bound. I had to double check it real quick.
• 35:47
  Claire Rose Hill: Minerals on the planet. No, sorry, the moon.
• 35:50
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, okay, it's, it's… Right. I understand. It's…
• 35:56
  Testecleese: You could break a chemical bond.
• 35:59
  Testecleese: Yes. And the water shows up. That might just happen with temperature or pressure.
• 36:03
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 36:06
  Testecleese: Okay, see? See?
• 36:08
  Testecleese: Things make sense!
• 36:10
  Testecleese: It's just a matter of figuring out how the fuck they make sense, right?
• 36:16
  Testecleese: I remember now, I wanted to talk to you when this whole Iran thing kicked off.
• 36:20
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, dear.
• 36:21
  Testecleese: hear your opinions.
• 36:22
  Testecleese: You know, do you know we deployed A-10s?
• 36:26
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 36:27
  Testecleese: What the fuck!
• 36:29
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, no, we deployed them in, like, a very unique situation. This isn't us killing tanks, this is us killing speedboats with A-10s.
• 36:38
  Testecleese: I know A-10 Warthogs! I'm like, dude, people don't understand how ridiculous this aircraft is. What, it's… is it 6 or 8 barrels? Gatling… Gatling cannon?
• 36:51
  Claire Rose Hill: 8.
• 36:52
  Testecleese: 8, okay, 8 rotating barrels, and they actually reduced how many rounds it could fire in a minute, because it got the 8 barrels too hot too quickly.
• 37:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it can fire rockets and missiles!
• 37:06
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 37:09
  Testecleese: It's a terrifying weapon, and it's what?
• 37:12
  Testecleese: 80 years old?
• 37:15
  Claire Rose Hill: No.
• 37:18
  Claire Rose Hill: That thing was… I believe it was produced in,
• 37:24
  Claire Rose Hill: The DNA for it came out of two planes from the Vietnam War, So…
• 37:30
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, so maybe, at most, 50.
• 37:33
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I think it was… I think it was coming out, like, late 80s, early 90s, so…
• 37:40
  Testecleese: No, it's older than that. No, it definitely came out…
• 37:45
  Testecleese: I, I swear we were using this before then.
• 37:48
  Testecleese: I swear we're using it in Vietnam.
• 37:50
  Claire Rose Hill: No, it was not Vietnam. We were using.
• 37:52
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 37:54
  Claire Rose Hill: 1972 is the original flight of the A-10, so you're right about that one. But, yeah.
• 38:01
  Testecleese: Time frame, but that wasn't in use yet.
• 38:04
  Claire Rose Hill: No, it wasn't in use yet.
• 38:07
  Claire Rose Hill: The, the Super Tweet, I forget the actual name of it, was…
• 38:12
  Claire Rose Hill: the, that and, the Navy's, prop-driven plane at the time, I forget the name of it, too.
• 38:21
  Claire Rose Hill: But.
• 38:22
  Testecleese: Speaking of Navy, we'll definitely get to military, but speaking of Navy, you hear the .22 got its first air-to-air kill?
• 38:29
  Testecleese: No, I'm sorry, F35.
• 38:31
  Claire Rose Hill: Yes, the F-35 got its first air-to-air kill. Oh, my! Before the F-22 did.
• 38:38
  Testecleese: Well, the Navy's more likely to be there, let's be real, right?
• 38:42
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, yeah.
• 38:45
  Claire Rose Hill: And it wasn't even a Navy one, it was an Israeli one, if memory serves.
• 38:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, well…
• 38:51
  Testecleese: I'm not sure about that, one way or the other. But anyway, we're looking to build this $20 billion base on the moon.
• 38:57
  Testecleese: for, like, research and et cetera, et cetera. But they're also hoping to, build a launch site from there to go to Mars next.
• 39:05
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, makes sense.
• 39:07
  Testecleese: - well, it's gonna be a lot easier to take a…
• 39:10
  Testecleese: Take a rocket off with less gravity, right?
• 39:13
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I mean, weight is a huge factor in these things. I mean, weight determines, like,
• 39:18
  Testecleese: Thrust.
• 39:19
  Claire Rose Hill: Thrust-to-weight ratio, and how much fuel you're gonna burn at that point in time, so…
• 39:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you know, if you want to bring up oxygen to burn it, the oxygen, these things make their own oxygen when they burn, just like magnesium can burn under water.
• 39:35
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 39:35
  Testecleese: So it's not even like it's gonna… just like they keep burning these rockets in space after they leave the Earth's atmosphere, right?
• 39:44
  Testecleese: I was excited, but… have you guys heard about all these fireballs falling all around the United States recently?
• 39:51
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 39:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, they hit, like, somebody's house a couple days ago, though.
• 39:55
  Testecleese: I… I think, Brian, last week we talked about the 22… 26,000 pound stone.
• 40:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Landed in Ohio.
• 40:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's right.
• 40:06
  Testecleese: They've been hitting Houston, and…
• 40:11
  Testecleese: People will come up with crazy theories about him.
• 40:14
  Claire Rose Hill: Sky is falling.
• 40:15
  Testecleese: Well, that's one of them, is that it's a sign of the end of the world.
• 40:20
  Testecleese: I'm like, okay, well, none of you are a proper Christian, and I'm not gonna play the no-true Scotsman fallacy, but…
• 40:26
  Testecleese: No man shall know the end of times.
• 40:29
  Testecleese: Right?
• 40:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 40:32
  Testecleese: But, and then you got people saying it's aliens, and other people saying it's, no, it's not aliens, it's military tech.
• 40:38
  Testecleese: I'm like, no, no, no. We're doing way better hiding military tech.
• 40:43
  Testecleese: This is a giant fucking rock that broke into pieces.
• 40:48
  Testecleese: 20 million miles away from our planet.
• 40:52
  Testecleese: And pieces of it are slowly raining down upon us.
• 40:57
  Testecleese: Owen Stroyer did a video about it.
• 40:59
  El Guapo: You know, there's always a shitty start, all this world on the ocean.
• 41:03
  El Guapo: I'm just…
• 41:03
  Testecleese: You gotta turn your gain up some there, Guapo.
• 41:06
  El Guapo: That's what it is, nothing you can do about it.
• 41:08
  Brian McFadden: I hear you quiet. Turn it up some.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: Either turn up your gain, or get closer.
• 41:13
  El Guapo: Right too close to the big mic.
• 41:15
  Brian McFadden: There you go, that's better, that's better.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: Well, does it have a gain control?
• 41:20
  El Guapo: No, it's just a push button over here.
• 41:23
  Testecleese: Oh, alright.
• 41:24
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 41:26
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I invested in the show last week, and bought somebody a new microphone.
• 41:32
  Brian McFadden: And, it sounds a hell of a lot better than previous episodes.
• 41:40
  Testecleese: Oh, that's a damn Skippy.
• 41:42
  Testecleese: But anyway, yeah, I'll just…
• 41:44
  Testecleese: I think it's way more likely that this stuff falling out of the sky is… a giant space rock broke up, like.
• 41:52
  Brian McFadden: Or it could be satellites have been up there for decades.
• 41:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they wouldn't happen all at the same time.
• 41:58
  Brian McFadden: Okay. I don't know.
• 41:59
  Testecleese: So I'm thinking it's something, like, came through the, sun's corona.
• 42:03
  Testecleese: And split apart with that energy.
• 42:06
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I don't know where this topic's coming from, so…
• 42:09
  Testecleese: NASA.
• 42:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, heh.
• 42:12
  Testecleese: It was an off-topic, but I've been hearing a lot about this, and I just watched an Owen Schroyer video of him recording this thing happen, and I was like, no, I was like.
• 42:22
  Testecleese: I understand the logic behind all your arguments.
• 42:26
  Testecleese: Was it Occam's Razor, is it?
• 42:28
  Testecleese: The fewest presumptions is usually…
• 42:31
  Claire Rose Hill: The simplest explanation tends to be the correct one.
• 42:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, and this is probably just a giant hunk of rock that got blown up through the sun's corona, and we didn't see it coming because it wasn't big enough to see.
• 42:43
  Testecleese: And we're getting… and, you know, you say, oh, what, 26,000 pounds isn't big enough to see? No, not when it's compared to the fucking sun, you know?
• 42:54
  Claire Rose Hill: Not only that is, like, we… we track debris in… that comes close to Earth, and we only have enough budget to, like, measure
• 43:03
  Claire Rose Hill: Back when I was a kid, it was, like, 1-2% of the sky, and…
• 43:07
  Claire Rose Hill: They still don't have enough budget to this day, so…
• 43:11
  Testecleese: What are we gonna do anyway? Oh, here it comes! We're gonna alert everyone so they can panic! Armageddon!
• 43:17
  Brian McFadden: Armageddon, we're gonna, like, send up astronauts to blow the shit up before it hits us.
• 43:22
  Claire Rose Hill: I mean, isn't Bruce Lewis dead? I mean, good fucking luck with that one.
• 43:26
  Testecleese: And… and… oh my god.
• 43:29
  Testecleese: Exactly what's happening now is what would happen in… if you did an Armageddon thing and blew it up. It would rain… all of… a whole bunch of pieces would rain down across the entire fucking planet.
• 43:39
  Testecleese: Instead of one giant impact.
• 43:42
  Testecleese: Now, granted, if it's world-ending impact, maybe, but, like, even the Gulf of Mexico didn't wipe life off the planet.
• 43:50
  Claire Rose Hill: And I would still rather be shot with birdshot than fuckin' a slug.
• 43:54
  Testecleese: When you say Gulf of Mexico, I apologize.
• 43:57
  Brian McFadden: You're screwing it all up!
• 44:01
  Brian McFadden: Off of America, motherfucker!
• 44:06
  Testecleese: Oh, Jen already left, didn't she?
• 44:09
  El Guapo: She's about to run.
• 44:11
  Brian McFadden: She's running for the hills! She's running for the hills!
• 44:16
  El Guapo: Not yet.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: Oh, baby.
• 44:18
  Brian McFadden: Okay. We haven't scared her off quite yet. Alright, good, good, good.
• 44:23
  Testecleese: That's right, we're still talking about… we haven't even gotten into the topics yet.
• 44:27
  Brian McFadden: We're about to…
• 44:28
  Testecleese: Local. Okay, check this out.
• 44:32
  Testecleese: I thought it was Mercury Boulevard when I told the wife, but what a 14-year-old got.
• 44:37
  Brian McFadden: Good luck!
• 44:37
  Testecleese: when I see.
• 44:38
  Brian McFadden: R.
• 44:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I got picked up on 64 for wrecking her car while drunk.
• 44:43
  Brian McFadden: Look at the warrior.
• 44:43
  Testecleese: Girl did the car, right?
• 44:45
  Brian McFadden: He goes…
• 44:46
  El Guapo: It was her one-year-old.
• 44:48
  Testecleese: YES!
• 44:49
  Brian McFadden: Who just died?
• 44:53
  Brian McFadden: And the 1-year-old was not properly restrained. So let's do the math on this. It's a 1-year-old, about to turn 2.
• 45:02
  Brian McFadden: She had it… she had this baby when she was 12 years old.
• 45:06
  El Guapo: Goddamn.
• 45:08
  El Guapo: And she was like.
• 45:08
  Testecleese: Now, yeah, there's the question.
• 45:10
  El Guapo: Drink it?
• 45:10
  Testecleese: Was this… Okay, here's the one.
• 45:13
  Brian McFadden: Who gives her the ability to drive a car at 14 on the highway?
• 45:19
  El Guapo: Alcohol.
• 45:21
  Brian McFadden: Does the mayor both Harry!
• 45:22
  El Guapo: Well, she lives with.
• 45:25
  Claire Rose Hill: I would be investigating every stepdaddy and every uncle in the fucking area.
• 45:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's.
• 45:30
  Testecleese: Question, is this… is this, like, a ghetto area that this person grew up in, or… no, no.
• 45:35
  Brian McFadden: That's first…
• 45:36
  Testecleese: grew up in, or… Was this household abuse that impregnated this child.
• 45:42
  Testecleese: Because it's possible, like, in a dirty, trashy area, that she got knocked up in school in the frickin' bathroom by some other kid.
• 45:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, proud of them, but… Turn.
• 45:53
  Testecleese: Versus stepdaddy or mommy's boyfriend.
• 45:58
  El Guapo: Not necessarily. My oldest kid went to high school in… we'll say, the inner-city high school in Norfolk?
• 46:05
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 46:06
  El Guapo: And freshman year, somebody in her class had a picture of a baby, and she's like, oh, is that your little sister? And the girl turned and was like, no, that's my baby. I waited until I was 15 to have my baby.
• 46:18
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 46:19
  El Guapo: She was proud that she waited till she was 15 to have a baby.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying, though. This might have been they went and got knocked up in the frickin' high school bathroom by a fellow student, because they did it on purpose, versus abuse.
• 46:31
  El Guapo: What? Yes.
• 46:32
  Claire Rose Hill: Fuck.
• 46:33
  El Guapo: It definitely could've… well, maybe not on purpose, but…
• 46:38
  El Guapo: Things happen when you do other things.
• 46:40
  Testecleese: I waited till I was 15, makes it sound like, at least you were doing something to stop it until then.
• 46:47
  El Guapo: I didn't ask follow-up questions.
• 46:50
  Testecleese: Of course not!
• 46:51
  Brian McFadden: No, you don't know.
• 46:52
  Testecleese: Rage.
• 46:56
  Claire Rose Hill: What!
• 46:57
  El Guapo: You don't be called the witness to testify.
• 47:02
  Claire Rose Hill: I am entirely too sober for this!
• 47:04
  Brian McFadden: You're rich words!
• 47:06
  El Guapo: Dude!
• 47:06
  Brian McFadden: You might want to grab a beer.
• 47:08
  Testecleese: My worries, stop taking shots.
• 47:11
  El Guapo: Right? Because that's actual news, it happened!
• 47:14
  El Guapo: I know.
• 47:14
  Testecleese: Well, this is all we do is news. We're actually opening news articles, and then talking about the news article.
• 47:21
  Brian McFadden: I like the fact that we got new people on the show, and we're, like, looking at different opinions on it, you know, so that's great.
• 47:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I gotta, drain the lizard and grab a fresh one.
• 47:32
  Brian McFadden: Alright, good.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: Are you serious on?
• 47:33
  Brian McFadden: topic is…
• 47:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, congressional something.
• 47:37
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, no.
• 47:38
  Brian McFadden: Congressman McGuire introducing a bill allowing lawsuits against gun-free zones.
• 47:46
  El Guapo: Sure. Why not?
• 47:48
  Claire Rose Hill: Fuckin'… good.
• 47:50
  Claire Rose Hill: If I get shot in a gun-free zone, I want to be able to sue somebody.
• 47:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 47:54
  El Guapo: They should have protected me.
• 47:57
  El Guapo: Make sure you don't bring Jill's Biden Secret Service around me, nope.
• 48:01
  Brian McFadden: We already talked about that earlier. I know, but I just say…
• 48:07
  Brian McFadden: He shot himself, he didn't shoot anybody else.
• 48:10
  El Guapo: Is that acceptable in a gun-free zone?
• 48:13
  Brian McFadden: No! Nothing! Nobody getting shot in a gun-free zone is acceptable, I love it.
• 48:18
  El Guapo: And…
• 48:19
  Claire Rose Hill: I don't find gun-free zones acceptable.
• 48:25
  El Guapo: Different states are out here, too.
• 48:29
  Testecleese: Well, I… I kinda like the… oh, I forgot to get a beer. I kinda like the egg.
• 48:33
  Brian McFadden: Get your beer!
• 48:34
  Testecleese: Well, I like the idea of being able to sue the state if you get shot in a gun-free zone, because you weren't allowed to have a gun.
• 48:39
  Brian McFadden: That's exactly what Claire just said.
• 48:41
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, I'm sorry I missed that.
• 48:45
  Testecleese: Perfect sense to me!
• 48:46
  Brian McFadden: That is literally just what she said!
• 48:49
  Testecleese: I think alike, okay?
• 48:51
  Brian McFadden: I just personally have.
• 48:53
  Testecleese: to like my penis and testicles.
• 48:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and legs.
• 48:58
  Testecleese: Oh, come on, you know I had to do one.
• 49:00
  Claire Rose Hill: One of them.
• 49:00
  Testecleese: Claire, right?
• 49:01
  Claire Rose Hill: Just one, just one.
• 49:06
  El Guapo: But here's my question, is law enforcement allowed to have guns in this gun-free zone? Yes.
• 49:12
  El Guapo: It's just you, not as an individual. So, if they're gonna…
• 49:17
  El Guapo: I'm gonna have forgot free Sundays to protect you, you know.
• 49:21
  Testecleese: Yes, there should be police there at all times, or even National Guard if you're gonna say no guns allowed.
• 49:27
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, because I trust the cop that trains on their gun twice a year when I go to the range weekly.
• 49:32
  Testecleese: Well, it depends, honestly, on where you live, too, right?
• 49:36
  El Guapo: Yeah. Depends on the budget. It does.
• 49:39
  Testecleese: For example, where I live.
• 49:41
  Testecleese: I don't know how much you've seen of where I live, Claire, but I am in the middle of.
• 49:46
  Brian McFadden: Nowhere! I've been there, done that.
• 49:49
  Testecleese: Yep. No.
• 49:50
  Brian McFadden: I almost ran out of gas, I'm on my way out of town.
• 49:53
  Testecleese: I believe it!
• 49:56
  Brian McFadden: I was getting alerts from my brother, you got 4 miles left in the tank.
• 50:01
  Testecleese: But I am in the most remote part of the most remote county in the most remote state.
• 50:10
  El Guapo: There's…
• 50:12
  Testecleese: No, no, I am on a mountaintop in West Virginia.
• 50:16
  Brian McFadden: It's really beautiful.
• 50:17
  Testecleese: Oh, it's gorgeous, and by the way.
• 50:20
  Testecleese: The cameras they put on the bald eagles every year?
• 50:24
  Testecleese: One of the, birds hatched today.
• 50:27
  El Guapo: Oh, nice.
• 50:28
  Claire Rose Hill: Nice.
• 50:28
  Testecleese: Oh, and I… yeah, and it was crazy, because I had checked, you know, oh, alright. And then I checked back, like, 2 hours later, and one of the babies was tweaking, and I was like, holy shit, dude, no?
• 50:40
  Testecleese: It was really cool watching a bald eagle take care of its freshly hatched hatchling.
• 50:45
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 50:47
  Testecleese: But, speaking of West Virginia,
• 50:52
  Testecleese: We have put a halt, or rather, at least a pause, on,
• 50:59
  Testecleese: detaining illegal immigrants and the PRISM systems in West Virginia.
• 51:04
  Brian McFadden: Why?
• 51:05
  Testecleese: Federal judge said so.
• 51:08
  El Guapo: So where do you put them?
• 51:10
  Testecleese: Actually, we're turning them loose.
• 51:13
  Brian McFadden: Heard them low!
• 51:14
  El Guapo: Catch and release, got it!
• 51:16
  Claire Rose Hill: No!
• 51:17
  Testecleese: We… nope, West Virginia was holding them for the federal government.
• 51:21
  Testecleese: Not just locals. They're like, you guys have room, and we technically didn't.
• 51:27
  El Guapo: Mmm. But they…
• 51:28
  Testecleese: They kept him there, and a judge was like, no, you can't do this. You can't use a prison to hold these people until they're deported.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: Which, the problem is, it's gonna get overturned in court, like, happens every time, but by then, these people have already been released and scattered to the fucking four corners.
• 51:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:46
  Claire Rose Hill: No, here's the thing, is what does a jail hold?
• 51:50
  El Guapo: Criminals.
• 51:51
  Testecleese: Bad guys.
• 51:52
  Claire Rose Hill: And what… what would you call somebody that…
• 51:55
  Claire Rose Hill: Jumps over the border… no, comes over the border illegally?
• 51:58
  El Guapo: A criminal.
• 52:00
  Claire Rose Hill: Thank you!
• 52:02
  Testecleese: Yes, but I do like the idea of getting the rapists and murderers first, and believe it or not, that is most of them that we're actually collecting.
• 52:09
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: And I only found this out because so many people were losing their shit over ICE doing this.
• 52:16
  Testecleese: that I started being like, yes, this person is a child pet, pornographer.
• 52:22
  Testecleese: And you're like, oh, you feel good about yourself? He's like, yes, I'm putting a child pornographer away.
• 52:27
  Testecleese: And it's like, at least find out who you're defending before you get up and start calling people Nazis, you know?
• 52:34
  El Guapo: It's all about emotions and stuff.
• 52:36
  Testecleese: I mean, let's be real, if it wasn't for illegal immigration, Guapa wouldn't be here on this show with us.
• 52:42
  Testecleese: And that's not even a joke! That's not even a joke, Claire!
• 52:49
  Testecleese: Guapo, did you come here legally yourself?
• 52:51
  El Guapo: Me, yes. Legal, yes.
• 52:54
  Testecleese: I thought your parents came across the border illegally and broke.
• 52:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, they did. They did.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: Bye!
• 53:01
  El Guapo: No, it'll be bygones.
• 53:02
  Testecleese: You did… yeah, I know, but you didn't even apply for the SAVE Act.
• 53:05
  El Guapo: I'm not saying that.
• 53:06
  Testecleese: Dodge.
• 53:07
  El Guapo: virtually.
• 53:07
  Testecleese: act.
• 53:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I bought out, yeah.
• 53:10
  Testecleese: he also… signed up and spent time in the service, I am okay with…
• 53:15
  Testecleese: If you sign up and do the military, I'm okay with citizenship, honestly.
• 53:20
  El Guapo: I was already a citizenship by the time I joined, so…
• 53:24
  Testecleese: That was just because you'd been here so long, they gave it to you!
• 53:28
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 53:28
  Brian McFadden: Join the Navy.
• 53:30
  Brian McFadden: Automatic business.
• 53:31
  El Guapo: did before that.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: It's not necessarily automatic citizenship, it has to be a part of your deal.
• 53:37
  El Guapo: Oh…
• 53:39
  Brian McFadden: Where are we?
• 53:40
  Testecleese: We're talking about how the opioid drug overdoses in West Virginia is down by 48%.
• 53:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, go here.
• 53:48
  Testecleese: Really cracking down on the drug abuse out here, because it's… again, there's so little…
• 53:54
  Testecleese: Anything that people get fucked up.
• 53:59
  Testecleese: You know, that or… play with guns, or build bombs, it's like, no matter…
• 54:06
  Testecleese: No matter what you do out here, the left is gonna hate it, but at least the drugs the right hates, too. You know?
• 54:15
  Testecleese: But yeah, they cracked down on that. Fentanyl was a real issue out here. It was killing way too many people, especially out in the sticks.
• 54:26
  Testecleese: Sorry.
• 54:26
  Testecleese: I'm glad that's,
• 54:29
  Testecleese: It keeps going down. This is, I think, the third time I've reported on how much the, opioid deaths are down in West Virginia.
• 54:37
  Testecleese: But… Brian, you're gonna be moving to Michigan soon.
• 54:41
  Brian McFadden: A couple of days…
• 54:44
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, hell yeah.
• 54:44
  Brian McFadden: The next show, the next show we do will not be VFW related.
• 54:50
  Brian McFadden: And it will not be time-constrained by the VFW as of yet, and it will be for Michigan with my Starlink internet.
• 55:01
  Testecleese: What sucks, though, is that I'm gonna be going through Virginia, and I'm gonna be in Florida near…
• 55:05
  Testecleese: Where the wife is from.
• 55:07
  Testecleese: while I'm going through Virginia, you're not gonna be there.
• 55:11
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 55:11
  Testecleese: And when I go to Florida, my brother-in-law is gonna be in Scotland.
• 55:17
  El Guapo: Sounds like people are avoiding you.
• 55:20
  Testecleese: Why do you… why do you think I move to the middle of nowhere? I avoid people. I'm the guy who makes the effort to go see people, okay?
• 55:29
  Testecleese: No one wants to come out here, ever!
• 55:33
  Brian McFadden: I did.
• 55:35
  Testecleese: No, and Claire, I hope you keep that idea. Yes, they're all racist, frickin' inbred hillbillies full of hate. You don't want to have anything to do with this area.
• 55:45
  Claire Rose Hill: I did not say that. I did not say that.
• 55:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 55:48
  Brian McFadden: Stay!
• 55:48
  Testecleese: Don't even bother visiting to look around.
• 55:51
  Brian McFadden: They're all just evil.
• 55:52
  Testecleese: people, okay?
• 55:54
  Claire Rose Hill: Dude, I just spent 3 years in Marjorie Taylor Greene's district. You wanna talk about crazy?
• 55:59
  El Guapo: She wasn't ape shit, dude.
• 56:02
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, no, her whole dick's.
• 56:03
  Testecleese: I had so much fun following her.
• 56:06
  Testecleese: She was a good time, but…
• 56:07
  Brian McFadden: Now she's.
• 56:08
  Testecleese: I'm crazy.
• 56:09
  Brian McFadden: St. Clair would do well in West Virginia, so…
• 56:11
  Testecleese: No, well enough!
• 56:16
  Testecleese: I don't know how ready Claire is to… Do work. Work.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: And I know I'm sounding like an asshole, Claire, because…
• 56:25
  Testecleese: I've seen you do, what was it.
• 56:28
  Brian McFadden: She's… Surgical person.
• 56:30
  Testecleese: electric… not an EM, you were.
• 56:33
  Claire Rose Hill: M.
• 56:34
  Testecleese: Shit, I was gonna say GTM. Yeah.
• 56:39
  Testecleese: Oh, there we go, another sailor. Yeah, machinist mate.
• 56:42
  Brian McFadden: This show's all about the sailors.
• 56:47
  Testecleese: But… but I just got a feeling that you wouldn't want to put in…
• 56:51
  Testecleese: Depending on where you went in West Virginia, too. Charleston? No problem. May as well be in Boston.
• 56:58
  Testecleese: But where I am, I just…
• 57:00
  Testecleese: You don't seem like you'd be interested in gutting a deer and butchering it And making it…
• 57:06
  Brian McFadden: She's all about the guys.
• 57:08
  Testecleese: True, all about the guns doesn't mean you're actually gonna go shoot stuff and eat it.
• 57:13
  Claire Rose Hill: I used to smoke, no, smoked, steelhead and salmon during the salmon runs.
• 57:20
  Brian McFadden: Shootin' and eatin'.
• 57:21
  Testecleese: Damn, it's coastal fish. That's a delicious one.
• 57:24
  Claire Rose Hill: I come from Northern California.
• 57:26
  Testecleese: We got, rainbow trout here. We got rainbow trout.
• 57:29
  Claire Rose Hill: Nice.
• 57:30
  Claire Rose Hill: But yeah, I come from Northern California, my family grew up broke, we had lawn chair furniture and repurposed RV furniture in my living room until I was, like, 10.
• 57:41
  Testecleese: No, no, I'm not saying you couldn't handle it, but I got a feeling you don't want to drag a deer carcass 200 yards out of the woods to get it close enough to your ATV to get it out of the forest to get home.
• 57:52
  Claire Rose Hill: Don't care about that anymore, honestly.
• 57:56
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 57:56
  Testecleese: Hey, man, that's a couple hundred pounds of meat.
• 57:59
  Testecleese: For the cost of a bullet.
• 58:01
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, it… Independence.
• 58:04
  Testecleese: You gotta do the work yourself, right?
• 58:07
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 58:08
  Testecleese: Fuck.
• 58:09
  Testecleese: Oh, dude, I got a mini excavator!
• 58:13
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I saw.
• 58:14
  Testecleese: Like, yeah, the one you get from Walmart?
• 58:16
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's…
• 58:18
  Testecleese: Yes, crack your jokes, crack your jokes.
• 58:21
  El Guapo: I picked up… Tractor Supply?
• 58:25
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 58:25
  Testecleese: No, I looked at Tractor Supply, this one had a better deal, and more attachment.
• 58:31
  El Guapo: Hold on, you literally went to Walmart and got a tractor? Excavator?
• 58:34
  Testecleese: Well, I ordered it online through Walmart.
• 58:37
  Brian McFadden: May the Lord.
• 58:38
  Testecleese: house.
• 58:39
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 58:40
  Claire Rose Hill: What brand is it, Tonka?
• 58:42
  Testecleese: Hmm, fish.
• 58:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 58:44
  Testecleese: It'll pick up 2600 pounds.
• 58:46
  Claire Rose Hill: Nice.
• 58:47
  Brian McFadden: Has it picked that up yet? I've already done it.
• 58:49
  Testecleese: I've picked up… I've picked up… oh yeah, I've done a ton of work with it.
• 58:53
  Testecleese: 4600.
• 58:54
  Brian McFadden: rounds?
• 58:55
  Testecleese: I picked up a giant hunk of tree that my… I would have needed tools…
• 59:00
  Testecleese: To move, at least to attach to the bed of my pickup truck.
• 59:04
  Brian McFadden: Have you picked your driveway yet?
• 59:07
  Testecleese: Well, how am I gonna fix that? I need to actually pave that.
• 59:12
  Testecleese: A fucking giant shark. Oh, the stump? The stump's gone.
• 59:16
  Claire Rose Hill: Get some crusher run, and just pack it down.
• 59:19
  Testecleese: Well, no, it's been packed down, but then it, you know, winter came, and it melted, and the earth shifted again, and the driveway moved again.
• 59:26
  Testecleese: We had a giant maple tree fall that was under the driveway.
• 59:30
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, giant fucking mess. Luckily, I could fit, like, 9 cars in my driveway.
• 59:37
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 59:37
  Brian McFadden: Not when I was there.
• 59:39
  Testecleese: You didn't see the back behind the… the… behind the house.
• 59:42
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 59:42
  Testecleese: The rest of it…
• 59:44
  Brian McFadden: I didn't know that was a driveway.
• 59:45
  Testecleese: Oh, there's, like, a parking lot that goes into the garage.
• 59:49
  Brian McFadden: I wasn't allowed to see that.
• 59:51
  Testecleese: Not allowed to.
• 59:54
  Testecleese: But anyway, yeah, we had a retaining wall next to this back door.
• 59:59
  Testecleese: Fail, last year.
• 1:00:02
  Testecleese: And I… we started pulling the bricks out, because they're big, giant cinder block bricks, and we… I was doing them by hand, I was like, I'm ripping my hands to shit, you know, it's a ton of work.
• 1:00:13
  Testecleese: And then we saw this thing for sale, and I was like, oh, this would make so much work, so much easier. Yeah, and you're not pulling a giant maple tree some part of the ground with it, but I can pull all the bricks out, I can dig a hole.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: You know, it'll punch through the shale rock of the mountain, so I can dig.
• 1:00:31
  Testecleese: It… I spent a little, a little under $5,000 for it, brand new.
• 1:00:37
  Testecleese: I think it was totally worth the investment.
• 1:00:40
  Testecleese: I've probably already made that much money worth of, back, versus paying someone else for my hours of doing work in the yard.
• 1:00:47
  Brian McFadden: So, Michigan has just named a new, state symbol, the Wood Duck.
• 1:00:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, what the fuck is it? It's on the flag, I guess?
• 1:00:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're adding it to the flag.
• 1:00:59
  Testecleese: Wha-huh.
• 1:01:00
  Brian McFadden: It was close to extinction, and it's come back from Extinction.
• 1:01:05
  El Guapo: That's wild.
• 1:01:05
  Brian McFadden: What are they additive?
• 1:01:07
  Testecleese: So they won't change the state bird from the, red-breasted robin.
• 1:01:11
  Brian McFadden: No, they're adding the wood duck to the… to the whole thing.
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: Why don't they just change their state bird instead of having a…
• 1:01:18
  Brian McFadden: Everybody wants a robin as their, say, bird.
• 1:01:21
  Testecleese: Why? Because it lives everywhere?
• 1:01:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:01:25
  Testecleese: What about on crows and pigeons.
• 1:01:27
  Brian McFadden: And seagulls.
• 1:01:29
  Testecleese: Oh, seagulls live everywhere on the planet, dude.
• 1:01:33
  Claire Rose Hill: And crows are smarter than, robins, at least.
• 1:01:37
  Testecleese: Very true, and they hold grudges.
• 1:01:40
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 1:01:42
  Testecleese: It's… actually, it's crazy.
• 1:01:45
  Testecleese: The other day, I saw a raven. Like, an actual real raven.
• 1:01:49
  Testecleese: And at first, I thought it was a crow, but I saw the shadow come over, so I looked up, thinking it was, like, a hawk or an eagle.
• 1:01:56
  Testecleese: And I was like, no… no, that's just a big crow. But then it came down and, like, circled around my driveway like it was gonna pick something up. Like, 3 times, and I just watched it, and I was like, holy shit. And the iridescent feathers did the purple, the green, the yellow, the purple.
• 1:02:14
  Testecleese: And I was like, oh, wow, that's just… something you don't get to see every day, you know?
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: I don't know, however… when was the last time you saw a raven in the wild?
• 1:02:26
  Claire Rose Hill: Gotta spend a minute.
• 1:02:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, right? Like, I was a… I've only ever seen one bald eagle in the wild in my life, and it was in this state.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: And it was cool, because it was actually perched in a tree, and I took a picture.
• 1:02:41
  Testecleese: By the way, I've heard how big they are.
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: You don't understand it until you see it.
• 1:02:49
  Testecleese: The bald eagle's wingspan is wider than I am tall.
• 1:02:53
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 1:02:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like 6 feet.
• 1:02:58
  Testecleese: Big Huge bird!
• 1:03:00
  El Guapo: I sit here in the bass, like, the bar, frickin'…
• 1:03:03
  El Guapo: All the birds and stuff, like, oh, okay, cool.
• 1:03:06
  Testecleese: They haul away cats and small dogs, dude.
• 1:03:13
  Testecleese: I'm waiting for my cats to not come home, because some freaking, raptor picked it up, you know what I mean?
• 1:03:19
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:03:20
  Testecleese: It could even be an owl!
• 1:03:24
  Testecleese: Friggin' owls… owls attack, at least you hear a bald eagle coming.
• 1:03:29
  Testecleese: Owls of silence.
• 1:03:32
  Testecleese: All of a sudden, your chicken's gone!
• 1:03:34
  Brian McFadden: up.
• 1:03:36
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:03:38
  Testecleese: What about this?
• 1:03:39
  Testecleese: Handy!
• 1:03:40
  Brian McFadden: Boys!
• 1:03:41
  Testecleese: anyways.
• 1:03:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there's a new ordinance in Michigan that's not allowing people to sell candy outside of stores.
• 1:03:48
  Brian McFadden: I guess that means Girl Scout cookies, too.
• 1:03:51
  Testecleese: I was just gonna say that we've been following the New Jersey Girl Scout cookie issue in front of the dispensaries.
• 1:03:57
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:03:59
  Testecleese: cookies, and…
• 1:04:01
  Claire Rose Hill: It's good faith.
• 1:04:02
  Testecleese: again.
• 1:04:05
  Brian McFadden: Get your munchie on and get me some cookies!
• 1:04:08
  Testecleese: That girl's gonna be a boss bitch right there, right?
• 1:04:15
  Claire Rose Hill: I came out of, I came out of the store the other day, no joke, I had a 6-pack of that high, that high water that's… it's like, THC-infused seltzer water.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. I used to be security in a dispensary.
• 1:04:30
  Claire Rose Hill: And literally, I bought, like, 3 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
• 1:04:35
  Brian McFadden: There you go, yup.
• 1:04:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, I'm gonna want these later.
• 1:04:40
  Brian McFadden: The big fatigue.
• 1:04:41
  Testecleese: It's like a baked potato. It's like, I don't want a baked potato now, but it takes, like, an hour and a half to cook, so by the time it's done, I'm probably gonna want a baked potato, you know?
• 1:04:52
  Brian McFadden: With all the fixin's.
• 1:04:54
  Testecleese: I couldn't like that one!
• 1:04:58
  Testecleese: Well, not just that you smell it cooking, you're like, baked potato sounds good. And then, bing, holy shit, baked potato, yeah!
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: And I don't know what you guys put in yours, but I like, vegetables, butter, and bacon.
• 1:05:13
  Brian McFadden: That's always good.
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, bell peppers, onions… Maybe some broccoli if I'm feeling, particularly sassy.
• 1:05:24
  Brian McFadden: So there's a new Michigan bill that they're trying to put into law that's gonna require everybody over the age of 75 to re…
• 1:05:33
  Brian McFadden: to do, driver's tests on a regular basis.
• 1:05:37
  Testecleese: That's gonna get shut down.
• 1:05:40
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, because people in Congress gotta drive to get to there to vote, right?
• 1:05:44
  El Guapo: n.
• 1:05:45
  Testecleese: Not even that.
• 1:05:46
  El Guapo: from Michigan.
• 1:05:47
  Testecleese: Yes, but I'm just saying, even that, the elderly vote the most.
• 1:05:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they do.
• 1:05:53
  Testecleese: And they're gonna call it age discrimination.
• 1:05:55
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:05:56
  Testecleese: Even though they're okay with minimum age requirements to buy certain things.
• 1:06:02
  El Guapo: We'll see how I…
• 1:06:05
  Testecleese: This is why… we've brought… we've talked about this before, Brian.
• 1:06:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06:09
  Testecleese: People brought this up, this exact topic up, it's like, at a certain age, your vision starts to fail, we never know when it's gonna happen.
• 1:06:16
  Brian McFadden: My vision's failing now, and I'm almost 60, so, you know…
• 1:06:22
  Testecleese: 60 what?
• 1:06:24
  Brian McFadden: I'm about to be 60 in Janu- July.
• 1:06:27
  El Guapo: Are they already?
• 1:06:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, fuck you, asshole!
• 1:06:30
  El Guapo: No, fuck, last time I remember, we celebrated U50, like, I thought.
• 1:06:34
  Brian McFadden: Wow, that was long… that was 10 years.
• 1:06:36
  El Guapo: Two weeks ago.
• 1:06:37
  Testecleese: I thought you were gonna say 60,000.
• 1:06:39
  Brian McFadden: Fuck all you! Hey, I'm…
• 1:06:42
  Claire Rose Hill: I'm being the nice one today.
• 1:06:44
  Brian McFadden: You are, here you are! I appreciate it.
• 1:06:47
  Testecleese: What was it cool to watch dirt be maged?
• 1:06:52
  Brian McFadden: Moses allowed it.
• 1:06:57
  El Guapo: Fucking burn.
• 1:06:58
  Testecleese: So, I think…
• 1:06:58
  El Guapo: of the Constitution.
• 1:07:00
  Testecleese: Jen, you still here?
• 1:07:01
  El Guapo: I'm here.
• 1:07:03
  Testecleese: Alright, I think you'll get a good laugh out of this. I grew up in Massachusetts for 22 years, right?
• 1:07:08
  Testecleese: Joined the service, did that whole thing, spent about 15 years in Virginia.
• 1:07:13
  Testecleese: Went back to Mass after my mother died.
• 1:07:16
  Testecleese: Spent 5 years there and got the fuck out, because I was like, this place is getting… it's getting dangerous, right?
• 1:07:22
  El Guapo: It is, I'm from Rhode Island. Hello!
• 1:07:24
  Testecleese: That's true.
• 1:07:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, there we go.
• 1:07:27
  Brian McFadden: ends.
• 1:07:28
  Testecleese: Okay, well, check this out. Boston?
• 1:07:31
  Testecleese: eliminated the failing grade in high school. In elementary school, like, youth school, whatever, required school.
• 1:07:38
  El Guapo: They can pass everybody.
• 1:07:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, the mayor came out and bragged about the graduation rate, because it's up from 80% to 83%, and the first thing I said was, 17% still don't graduate?
• 1:07:54
  Testecleese: And then… I feel terrible. I'm gonna speak quieter so my wife doesn't hear me. She said it should be 27%, right? And I was like, oh my god, no! 80 is 20!
• 1:08:07
  El Guapo: It's that math, writing, reading, some people have issues.
• 1:08:12
  Testecleese: Well, everyone's got their own little areas they're good at. Some people need a pencil and paper, I understand that.
• 1:08:18
  Testecleese: But… I'm beta-
• 1:08:21
  Testecleese: I was in engineering, Claire was engineering, who… it was like, oh, I know that mistake, I've seen it so many times.
• 1:08:28
  Testecleese: Just like when you see the equation they put on Facebook, or Twitter, or whatever the fuck you call it these days.
• 1:08:35
  Testecleese: And it's like, what's the answer to this equation? And everyone's offended by the right answer, or even worse, the right answer is not even a choice.
• 1:08:43
  El Guapo: Oh, I hate when that happens.
• 1:08:45
  Testecleese: Because they don't understand PEDMAS, or PEMDASH, or whatever which one you did.
• 1:08:49
  El Guapo: Let me just give my, dear and Sally.
• 1:08:52
  Testecleese: Yes, I personally prefer, P-E-D-M-A-S, but…
• 1:08:58
  Testecleese: You can switch multiplication and division
• 1:09:02
  Testecleese: With each other in that equa- in that formula, or order of operations, and you can switch addition… switch addition and subtraction.
• 1:09:09
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:09:11
  Testecleese: Not everyone's aware of that.
• 1:09:13
  Testecleese: But parentheses, exponents, all of that, you know?
• 1:09:18
  Brian McFadden: In other great news in Massachusetts, there was a cop that was crying. He's just been charged with raping
• 1:09:27
  Brian McFadden: A teenage boy with her husband.
• 1:09:30
  Testecleese: their husband!
• 1:09:33
  Brian McFadden: I was trying to get to the… the joke of the punchline, you didn't give me a chance.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: Well, it's in Plymouth, too.
• 1:09:41
  El Guapo: Oh, really?
• 1:09:43
  Testecleese: Yes, Plymouth Cup, and she's a very attractive young woman, too.
• 1:09:47
  El Guapo: Wow.
• 1:09:48
  El Guapo: So… so what happened? The cop and the guy were… the wife wanted to get banned by this teenagering cop?
• 1:09:57
  El Guapo: The husband?
• 1:09:59
  Testecleese: There's not a lot of details, because, one, that's, child pornography.
• 1:10:03
  El Guapo: It's all about the details.
• 1:10:05
  Testecleese: Pixar didn't happen.
• 1:10:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, nope.
• 1:10:07
  El Guapo: I'm out because he's a minor.
• 1:10:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, exactly. But this kid has been in their care for years, and…
• 1:10:15
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, oh, that's even fucked up.
• 1:10:18
  Claire Rose Hill: Somebody's been spending way too much time on Pornhub, that's all I'm.
• 1:10:21
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna say.
• 1:10:22
  El Guapo: Yeah. No, I thought it was gonna be, like, a friend or a friend, but no, this is, like, this is, like, the racist kid.
• 1:10:33
  Testecleese: You know what?
• 1:10:33
  Brian McFadden: Kids on Foreign Hub.
• 1:10:35
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, the parents. Graze. The grays.
• 1:10:38
  Testecleese: For years, they've been raising… they took this, like, homeless get-in, or not even homeless, they didn't give the details, but, like, a Plymouth…
• 1:10:48
  Testecleese: police officer, Plymouth, Massachusetts, like… Pilgrim's Plymouth!
• 1:10:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, that's a nice part of Mass.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, I grew up, halfway between there and Boston. My sister's in Plymouth.
• 1:11:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:03
  El Guapo: Hey, at least this 14-year-old doesn't have a 1-year-old baby.
• 1:11:07
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:11:07
  Testecleese: And didn't get into a car accident while drunk.
• 1:11:12
  Brian McFadden: Without having her baby strapped into an actual car seat.
• 1:11:15
  Testecleese: But, anyway, the, the woman, the cop, is the woman.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: She only got, like, a $10,000 bond.
• 1:11:24
  Testecleese: The husband got a $25,000 bond, but…
• 1:11:28
  Testecleese: And the judge said, because they have ties to the community.
• 1:11:31
  El Guapo: The fuck is that?
• 1:11:32
  Testecleese: et cetera, et cetera, first offense, all that kind of stuff that you would honestly expect in a case like this, right? Yep.
• 1:11:39
  Testecleese: Prosecution was asking for $125,000, I believe.
• 1:11:44
  Claire Rose Hill: That seems fair.
• 1:11:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you know what, honestly, Plymouth, Massachusetts put your house up as your bond.
• 1:11:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, you have any idea what a house in Plymouth, Massachusetts costs?
• 1:11:58
  El Guapo: A lot. A lot.
• 1:12:00
  El Guapo: They're very nice, though.
• 1:12:02
  Testecleese: People still build Plymouth-style houses across this country, don't they?
• 1:12:06
  El Guapo: Yo.
• 1:12:08
  Testecleese: Just like Victorians.
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: But, like I said, I grew… I was halfway between Plymouth and Boston.
• 1:12:14
  Testecleese: Bought the place when I moved back up that helped my father out.
• 1:12:18
  El Guapo: Bye.
• 1:12:19
  Testecleese: That was part of helping him, was…
• 1:12:21
  Testecleese: Here's a giant wad of money, kind of thing.
• 1:12:25
  El Guapo: Well, I…
• 1:12:26
  Testecleese: I sold the place for $640,000.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: And that wasn't Plymouth.
• 1:12:33
  Testecleese: You know, it wasn't even on the coast.
• 1:12:35
  El Guapo: Okay, where was it?
• 1:12:37
  Testecleese: Pembrook.
• 1:12:38
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:12:39
  Testecleese: Brittany Scituate. In Marshfield.
• 1:12:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Testecleese: -Oh.
• 1:12:43
  El Guapo: Or be like.
• 1:12:45
  Testecleese: The beers are kicking in, I said Marshfield.
• 1:12:52
  Brian McFadden: What's going on in Connecticut?
• 1:12:55
  Testecleese: Ow… what's this gas station heroin?
• 1:12:58
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 1:12:59
  Testecleese: It's like… it's like some… it's like some MSRI?
• 1:13:03
  Testecleese: Or something that you can get at the gas station, but if you, like, eat, like, 10 bags of it, it's like a fucking…
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: Heroin high?
• 1:13:11
  El Guapo: That is crazy.
• 1:13:15
  Testecleese: Well, it looks like Connecticut's one of many states to ban this.
• 1:13:20
  Testecleese: I never heard of it before, but apparently… let me see if I can't find exactly what it is.
• 1:13:25
  El Guapo: Well, if you left enough people use it and they die, wouldn't that be, process elimination? And you're like, okay…
• 1:13:32
  Claire Rose Hill: Very natural.
• 1:13:33
  El Guapo: election.
• 1:13:34
  Claire Rose Hill: Yes, yes, natural selection.
• 1:13:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, hopefully.
• 1:13:36
  Testecleese: 14 states have, a tricyclic antidepressant. 14 states have leveled it a, Schedule 1 controlled substance.
• 1:13:46
  El Guapo: Oh, shit, okay.
• 1:13:50
  El Guapo: But again, so before the banner.
• 1:13:53
  Testecleese: I mean, I understand natural selection, but you also have… people that…
• 1:13:59
  El Guapo: People that graduated from Massachusetts because they passed all their classes.
• 1:14:03
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, it was, I actually had to pass school.
• 1:14:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Testecleese: I went through school in Massachusetts, and my high school… my town's not even in my high school one anymore.
• 1:14:15
  El Guapo: I did my first 6 years of school in Massachusetts.
• 1:14:20
  Testecleese: Where?
• 1:14:21
  El Guapo: Blackstone.
• 1:14:23
  Testecleese: Blackstone, okay.
• 1:14:24
  El Guapo: Down on the border of Rhode Island and Massachusetts.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was gonna say, that's down by Groton and everything, right?
• 1:14:31
  Testecleese: Alright, yeah, I've, I've been, I've been…
• 1:14:33
  Testecleese: Brian, you ever been to Groton?
• 1:14:36
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:14:36
  El Guapo: Right, half asleep.
• 1:14:38
  Testecleese: Wait, you been to… you been to the, Groton? No.
• 1:14:41
  Brian McFadden: death.
• 1:14:42
  Testecleese: No?
• 1:14:43
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I have!
• 1:14:44
  Testecleese: Oh, I asked Claire, too.
• 1:14:46
  Testecleese: It's a submarine base.
• 1:14:51
  Testecleese: And I've been to Groton, but not because of the Navy, just because I was close.
• 1:14:57
  Testecleese: Well, there's no HDs on subs.
• 1:15:00
  Claire Rose Hill: Something, something, something, insert joke here about black thing full of semen.
• 1:15:05
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:15:08
  Claire Rose Hill: Okay. Just a submarine joke, black thing.
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: I know, I know.
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, 100 men go out, 50 couples come back.
• 1:15:16
  Testecleese: But yeah, there's no HDs on subs, because an HD does, like, a proper repair. It can do an emergency repair, but does a proper repair. MMs on subs do the emergency repair.
• 1:15:30
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:15:30
  Testecleese: And by the time an HD can show up to do a proper repair, everyone's already dead on a submarine.
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: So, yeah. And it was funny, at weld school, the MMs, like, yeah, we can weld just like you. I was like, no, dude, your test is a joke. Like, that has to hold long enough to get back to the surface.
• 1:15:52
  Testecleese: Sorry, I know you guys don't get the jokes, But…
• 1:15:57
  Testecleese: And actually, I didn't like the Seabees welding either. We had a Seabee join, Surface Fleet.
• 1:16:03
  El Guapo: Become an.
• 1:16:03
  Testecleese: HD.
• 1:16:05
  Testecleese: And Jesus Christ, he may as well have been frickin', welding fences for chicken coops together.
• 1:16:12
  Testecleese: Like, oh, you have to go back out and weld them back together, like, 2 weeks later? I'm like…
• 1:16:16
  Testecleese: No, that means you did it wrong, you know?
• 1:16:21
  Testecleese: Alright. Alright, New York City.
• 1:16:27
  Testecleese: What's up with Mom Donnie?
• 1:16:31
  Testecleese: And I understand the man is absolutely allowed to practice religion.
• 1:16:36
  Testecleese: I get that, and I accept that. And I understand that the media is gonna follow the man around and record this. I get that, too.
• 1:16:45
  Testecleese: But, one, after the bombing incident, he made it sound like the, quote, white supremacists threw the bombs in New York City.
• 1:16:54
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, and…
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: And then he had the ISIS guy.
• 1:16:58
  Testecleese: at the mayor's mansion after that. Now we went to Rikers Island to end the Ramadan fast. I was like, Rikers Island is the worst of the worst.
• 1:17:07
  Testecleese: We've let all of the middle-class criminals out of prison.
• 1:17:12
  Testecleese: And… and on top of that, anyone who's in prison is bad, let alone Rikers Island.
• 1:17:18
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:17:20
  Testecleese: Like, this is Alcatraz style, you put him on a fucking island, right?
• 1:17:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:27
  El Guapo: I don't know, I'll.
• 1:17:31
  Testecleese: Nope, no one has an opinion.
• 1:17:32
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:17:33
  Claire Rose Hill: I don't like Mondani, I really don't. I think the dude is just… He's Gavin Newsom with a different religion, that's all he is.
• 1:17:41
  El Guapo: I can see that. Yeah.
• 1:17:43
  Testecleese: That's actually a great argument. I will say, too, though, that Elise Balmdani's not trying to push Islam upon the people. He's letting them.
• 1:17:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:51
  Testecleese: want to do. Yes, but look at, shit, I keep forgetting the, was it Clearwater, Michigan? Stillwater?
• 1:17:59
  El Guapo: You're watching.
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: airborne.
• 1:18:01
  El Guapo: Dearborn.
• 1:18:02
  Testecleese: Dearborn, the entire government is Islamic, and they do a call to prayer five times a day over the PA system.
• 1:18:10
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, that's…
• 1:18:10
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure that's against the rules.
• 1:18:13
  Claire Rose Hill: It is.
• 1:18:15
  Testecleese: And I'm all about knowing the fact that it never one says separation of church and state in the Constitution, but it does say we are… we will not be a theocracy.
• 1:18:29
  Claire Rose Hill: But, hey, they're using government funds to, not religion, which is unacceptable.
• 1:18:39
  Testecleese: I don't necessarily agree with that.
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: the issue I would have is you'd have to promote any other religion…
• 1:18:52
  Testecleese: At least as much as…
• 1:18:56
  Testecleese: They represent the population. I tried to DEI it out. I tried to DEI it out, I couldn't…
• 1:19:03
  El Guapo: And the other thing is the southern states use government money to put their Ten Commandment plaques in their courthouses.
• 1:19:10
  Claire Rose Hill: I don't agree with that either.
• 1:19:12
  Testecleese: I have…
• 1:19:12
  Claire Rose Hill: The whole thing is, is like, you…
• 1:19:15
  Testecleese: I understand, but… Holy…
• 1:19:19
  Testecleese: I… I don't know where I stand on this, honestly, because the Ten Commandments is not the same thing as doing Call to Prayer.
• 1:19:26
  Claire Rose Hill: Okay, so here's my breakdown, is either… Because what?
• 1:19:30
  Testecleese: These 7 of the Ten Commandments are actually laws now, right?
• 1:19:32
  Claire Rose Hill: Yes, but at the.
• 1:19:33
  El Guapo: Depends what state you're in.
• 1:19:36
  Claire Rose Hill: Fair enough.
• 1:19:38
  Claire Rose Hill: I'm not sure if… I'm not sure if, like, sodomy's illegal in California.
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: You're not allowed to cohabitate with someone of the opposite sex in West Virginia legally.
• 1:19:49
  El Guapo: Is that in the.
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: Unless you're married to him. Now, granted, this is enforced as much as you can't put a pie on your windowsill on Sunday morning in Massachusetts.
• 1:19:58
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:19:59
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah. But here's the thing, this is… it's not a slippery slope fallacy, it's just… it's…
• 1:20:07
  Testecleese: Understanding fallacies.
• 1:20:08
  Claire Rose Hill: I call it fair play. If you're gonna do this for one, you gotta do it for everybody, and we don't have the time to playlate to the lowest common denominator.
• 1:20:17
  Testecleese: Thank you, that was.
• 1:20:18
  Claire Rose Hill: do it for…
• 1:20:18
  Testecleese: That's my issue with… that's my issue with DEI.
• 1:20:21
  Claire Rose Hill: Yes.
• 1:20:22
  Testecleese: You can't give everyone… you can't give equity to everyone, because that means there's no equality.
• 1:20:29
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 1:20:30
  Claire Rose Hill: And that's… that's the whole thing with the religion, is like, I'm not gonna give in to any of them.
• 1:20:35
  Claire Rose Hill: Because if it means that, then in the sake of, quote, fairness, you have to give in to all of them. So, don't give in to any of them.
• 1:20:44
  Claire Rose Hill: Try to keep as secular a government as you can. You should be able to recognize the fact that, you know, there's a majority religion. You can recognize that, but government money shouldn't go into it.
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: Well, hold on, what about the town I grew up in, Pembroke, that lights a Christmas tree every year?
• 1:21:04
  Claire Rose Hill: There are certain things that are more cultural than anything at this point in time.
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, they call it a holiday tree now, and that actually really pissed me off.
• 1:21:12
  Claire Rose Hill: I understand that, but Christmas has moved beyond the point of being a pagan or Christian holiday, despite how… whoever you want to call it, whoever you talk to. I'm not gonna.
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: forgive him here.
• 1:21:22
  Claire Rose Hill: I…
• 1:21:22
  Testecleese: No, I'm sorry, you and I had this conversation a thousand times, and you know.
• 1:21:26
  El Guapo: Have another time, dude?
• 1:21:28
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, but here's the whole thing is, people are gonna make the argument either way. I'm not here to buy into any side of the argument, I'm just gonna say that it is a cultural part of this country's makeup at this point in time.
• 1:21:41
  Testecleese: shows in Christianity.
• 1:21:43
  Claire Rose Hill: Yes, it is.
• 1:21:45
  Testecleese: Did you know there were blasphemy laws in this country, even with the First Amendment, as it was ratified? I believe the most recent case I could find was, like, 1861 of someone being convicted of blasphemy in this country.
• 1:21:57
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I mean, in certain areas of this country, you're still not allowed to curse.
• 1:22:01
  Claire Rose Hill: Virginia Beach when we were there. Yeah, you were getting tickets.
• 1:22:06
  Claire Rose Hill: If you're cursing too much. And that still goes against the First Amendment, but is…
• 1:22:11
  Testecleese: But it's a place for children.
• 1:22:13
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah. As we progress as a society, we tend towards more freedom. And mind you, this little blip, in our histories period where we're freaking going off the rails and going off the deep end with DEI and stuff like that is literally just a… it's just…
• 1:22:31
  Claire Rose Hill: the anomaly that disproves the rule, it's not the rule itself. We tend towards freedom as a society, and…
• 1:22:37
  Testecleese: Thought experiment. Thought experiment.
• 1:22:39
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 1:22:41
  Testecleese: I'm assuming everyone in this room besides myself is a registered Republican?
• 1:22:47
  Claire Rose Hill: No.
• 1:22:49
  Testecleese: Okay, you're probably independent, or maybe libertarian, because you're weird.
• 1:22:52
  Claire Rose Hill: I'm… I'm weird.
• 1:22:54
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:22:55
  Testecleese: I've done the libertarian thing, I gave up on them, because they're too busy trying to prove who's more libertarian than the other guy.
• 1:23:02
  Claire Rose Hill: It's wonderful!
• 1:23:03
  El Guapo: That's true, that, like…
• 1:23:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, nothing gets done.
• 1:23:06
  Claire Rose Hill: Exactly, that's why it's so beautiful.
• 1:23:09
  El Guapo: Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me go back a couple of seconds ago.
• 1:23:14
  El Guapo: You're a registered Republican now?
• 1:23:17
  Testecleese: No, I'm independent. I've been independent for… 8 years now?
• 1:23:21
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, okay.
• 1:23:23
  Testecleese: I refuse to pick a party.
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: But… If you could all agree… to… 50% of your income.
• 1:23:34
  Testecleese: is gonna be taken as a tax. You get a… this is… I'm asking for your vote.
• 1:23:38
  Testecleese: 50% of your income is taken as a tax, but… You build pods.
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: And plug the Democrats in so they can live in their Harry Potter world.
• 1:23:50
  Testecleese: And they get to go, haha, you stupid MAGA chuds paid for this, as they slay dragons in their computer world, but you get to live in reality and vote in reality without that.
• 1:24:02
  Testecleese: Would you pay for that?
• 1:24:04
  Claire Rose Hill: Cool.
• 1:24:05
  El Guapo: No, I like my money.
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, but now you gotta give it to homeless bums who shit on the side of the road.
• 1:24:12
  El Guapo: Not yet. Not in this state yet.
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: No, no, wait, who's in charge over there? Span Burger?
• 1:24:18
  El Guapo: It's changing, and I may have to…
• 1:24:21
  Testecleese: the news zone.
• 1:24:23
  El Guapo: Again, it's changing, and I may have to move.
• 1:24:27
  Testecleese: I can't believe, I cannot believe.
• 1:24:29
  Testecleese: Virginia Democrats elected a Jew as their governor, with what's been going on with, how much they hate the Jews lately.
• 1:24:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't think…
• 1:24:38
  Claire Rose Hill: So cost of living would go down.
• 1:24:40
  El Guapo: She's mentioning.
• 1:24:41
  Testecleese: Yes, everything would cost less.
• 1:24:42
  El Guapo: So now… She's not a loud and proud Jew, though, so…
• 1:24:48
  Testecleese: the point, but I'm saying that, exactly what Claire said, the cost of living would go down, the cost of everything would go down, because there's less competition, and only the people that can actually make goods are around, so you're not paying
• 1:25:01
  Testecleese: the welfare. You're not giving the guy a frickin' dollar chain, your dollar of change from the Starbucks, or whatever.
• 1:25:10
  Testecleese: You don't have to deal with the idiot at work who cuts his fucking fingers off and sues the company so you don't get a raise this year.
• 1:25:22
  Claire Rose Hill: I would be very tempted.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, you'd be like, I'd like to see a graph, a chart of projections here, wouldn't you?
• 1:25:29
  Claire Rose Hill: Yes, yes, I would, I want to see the data.
• 1:25:32
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, let's say, let's say 20% of your income.
• 1:25:35
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, 20%?
• 1:25:36
  El Guapo: Oh, definitely.
• 1:25:37
  Claire Rose Hill: Definitely, definitely.
• 1:25:40
  Claire Rose Hill: 20%? I will sacrifice 20%.
• 1:25:43
  Testecleese: No, no, we'll keep you happy.
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: Don't worry about it, we'll protect this country, we'll keep you alive in the computers.
• 1:25:51
  Claire Rose Hill: Right…
• 1:25:53
  Testecleese: And then you get to be some friggin' chiseled dude, glistening pecs, with a fucking double-sided axe over your shoulder going.
• 1:26:01
  Testecleese: Sure is a beautiful morning.
• 1:26:03
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:26:06
  El Guapo: Don't know if I'll ever be that dude, but okay.
• 1:26:09
  Testecleese: Alright, you get to be the, the buxom woman with a handkerchief on your, over your hair, hanging up laundry.
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: To be stereotypical.
• 1:26:21
  El Guapo: She does everything she hate, like… I don't need no… never mind. She's the one in her court's like, I don't need no man, but I want a man.
• 1:26:32
  Testecleese: I don't need a woman either, but it's nice to have one.
• 1:26:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:36
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 1:26:38
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:26:39
  El Guapo: That's what we got.
• 1:26:40
  Testecleese: Oh shit, have you guys seen this, Mom Donnie's wife's stuff come up?
• 1:26:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's too late for now, you know, she…
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: Well, no, they don't give a fuck anyway. They elected Jay Jones in Virginia.
• 1:26:55
  Testecleese: Not only did he say we should kill…
• 1:26:57
  Testecleese: what, Republicans' children, so they could die in their mother's arms. Did you see the video of him trying to kick a dog and missed?
• 1:27:05
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
• 1:27:07
  Claire Rose Hill: sounds hilarious.
• 1:27:08
  Testecleese: There's a video, he went to kick a dog out of his way, and he missed!
• 1:27:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:27:14
  El Guapo: He only got where he is because his daddy's a federal judge.
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: He's a terrible man!
• 1:27:20
  El Guapo: He is, I've met him.
• 1:27:22
  Testecleese: And what is it, Maine elected Platner? The guy with the fucking Nazi Totem Konf tattoo on his chest.
• 1:27:29
  El Guapo: He got elected?
• 1:27:32
  Testecleese: He got elected! And now… now he actually, in his new… in his re-campaign, his new campaign coming up.
• 1:27:39
  Testecleese: He's got pictures of the church he attends, and the church came out and was like, please, please don't use pictures of our church to,
• 1:27:45
  Testecleese: Promote yourself.
• 1:27:49
  El Guapo: Oh my god.
• 1:27:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, he claimed he didn't know what the tattoo meant, and I was like, there's an SS in that thing, dude.
• 1:27:57
  El Guapo: Maybe he didn't pass high school either.
• 1:28:02
  Testecleese: Then he didn't get to sign up.
• 1:28:04
  El Guapo: Oh, maybe.
• 1:28:06
  Testecleese: You need a high school education to join the service.
• 1:28:09
  El Guapo: Well, sometimes they give you a waiver and stuff.
• 1:28:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you need a GED for the waiver.
• 1:28:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:28:15
  El Guapo: It depends how old he is.
• 1:28:17
  El Guapo: I think it's in his 40s, huh?
• 1:28:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's somewhere around my age.
• 1:28:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:28:24
  Claire Rose Hill: He's…
• 1:28:24
  Testecleese: Goodbye.
• 1:28:25
  Claire Rose Hill: I'm trying to shove my head so far up my ass that I get… I can understand the logic, but I just can't.
• 1:28:31
  Testecleese: Well, no, at best, what his best argument would have been was, I got fucked up with my buddies in Austria.
• 1:28:38
  Claire Rose Hill: Came home!
• 1:28:40
  Testecleese: with a Nazi tattoo. That, that, I could've been like, alright, alright, I can see that happening, because I came home with my dick pierced.
• 1:28:49
  Testecleese: Three times!
• 1:28:50
  El Guapo: Ouch!
• 1:28:52
  Claire Rose Hill: I've seen it!
• 1:28:54
  El Guapo: Whoa!
• 1:28:59
  Testecleese: Is he? I'm not even talking to him! This shit happens, I get it!
• 1:29:03
  El Guapo: They have to be some people.
• 1:29:07
  Claire Rose Hill: You told me that he did kind of done. I told him no balls, and you fucking… no fucking way in hell. He whipped it right down in front of me.
• 1:29:15
  Testecleese: Whoop! Look at that!
• 1:29:18
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:29:21
  Testecleese: I'll tell you what, it's ribbed for her pleasure.
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:29:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, I would have accepted that argument better than I didn't know what it meant. You know what I mean?
• 1:29:36
  Testecleese: Because, let's admit it, in the service, we did a bunch of dumb shit drunk, and…
• 1:29:40
  Testecleese: Who knows what you wake up and go, oh, fuck, what the hell did I do?
• 1:29:45
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:29:46
  Testecleese: How many dudes get in trouble overseas when they get friggin' hammered in a foreign country?
• 1:29:51
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:29:52
  Testecleese: And now, not only did you get arrested in a foreign country, but… but… You're also fucking UA.
• 1:30:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:30:02
  Testecleese: Or, er, or dear God, missed ship's movements.
• 1:30:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, right? How fucked are you then?
• 1:30:11
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yep.
• 1:30:13
  Testecleese: Brian's… Brian… Brian's waking up.
• 1:30:15
  El Guapo: We miss shift movement.
• 1:30:17
  Testecleese: And he heard, he heard the ship's move, and he's like, oh, oh, fuck!
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: Oh, Jen, do you know that he's the asshole that put in… and Claire, do you know that Brian is the asshole that brought in the Liberty Buddy policy?
• 1:30:30
  Brian McFadden: That's your policy. Really?
• 1:30:33
  El Guapo: Because of what he did, or because he was…
• 1:30:36
  Brian McFadden: He's…
• 1:30:37
  Testecleese: His actions directly led to it. Brian, please explain… one sheet, everyone yells at you.
• 1:30:44
  Brian McFadden: What's a day, though.
• 1:30:49
  El Guapo: Oh, he got, yeah, he got… he went, what was it, he got mischief Movement or something like that, Brian?
• 1:30:55
  Brian McFadden: No, they misremove it.
• 1:30:59
  Brian McFadden: The person I was with, who was my Liberty buddy, pissed off the Command Master Chief.
• 1:31:04
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 1:31:08
  Testecleese: Oh, that wasn't much of a story.
• 1:31:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:10
  Claire Rose Hill: That's, that's, that's…
• 1:31:12
  Testecleese: I… Brian usually does this better, but…
• 1:31:14
  El Guapo: Oh, what's up.
• 1:31:15
  Testecleese: I woke up in a drunken haze.
• 1:31:17
  Brian McFadden: heaven.
• 1:31:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:31:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was because of… Did you have odds of that?
• 1:31:22
  Testecleese: This dude's actions is why we all had to have a liberty buddy. And you know what? They've done away with that policy since then.
• 1:31:28
  El Guapo: Really?
• 1:31:29
  Testecleese: Yup.
• 1:31:31
  Brian McFadden: Jimmy Drunken Stooper is a sailor again.
• 1:31:35
  Testecleese: Not even… no, just don't get so fucked up that you attack your own chain of command!
• 1:31:40
  Brian McFadden: What happened?
• 1:31:42
  El Guapo: I don't know, sometimes some of those boot incidents need a good kick in the butt.
• 1:31:47
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, true.
• 1:31:49
  Testecleese: True, but that's not your job to do, is it?
• 1:31:52
  Testecleese: I would like to go with my crew and not have to not have a beer… a drink today when I'm in France for one day, and I would love to try some French wine while I'm in France, you know what I mean?
• 1:32:03
  El Guapo: Yeah?
• 1:32:05
  Testecleese: Check this out, we were in Rota, Spain for one day,
• 1:32:09
  Testecleese: That wasn't on the same ship as you, Claire, was it? We never went to Spain.
• 1:32:13
  Claire Rose Hill: No, we didn't. We went to.
• 1:32:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was on the Villa Golf.
• 1:32:17
  Testecleese: I had duty that day.
• 1:32:21
  Testecleese: Let me tell you how much it sucks to be in port for one day and have duty. And we only had one one day port visit, my… that entire cruise.
• 1:32:32
  Claire Rose Hill: Jeez.
• 1:32:33
  Testecleese: I did get to see Israel a lot, though.
• 1:32:37
  Testecleese: And, well, that was really cool.
• 1:32:41
  Testecleese: Especially because, like, Israel wasn't being…
• 1:32:45
  Testecleese: Well, I wasn't involved in conflict at the time.
• 1:32:49
  Testecleese: It was during, you know, the… what, 10 to 15, maybe 20 years, Israel gets peace, and then…
• 1:32:58
  Testecleese: They're attacked, basically, and then they fight back, and they're called Nazis, and I'm like, it's funny you calling the Jews the Nazis. You know?
• 1:33:09
  Testecleese: Oh, a liberal friend of mine tried to explain to me how you could hate Jews and… and…
• 1:33:15
  Testecleese: they're still the Nazi. I'm like…
• 1:33:18
  Testecleese: Dude, you're trying to explain how…
• 1:33:21
  Testecleese: It's like, first of all, you're justifying your anti-Semitism, and how you're not… and how the Jews are the Nazis.
• 1:33:30
  Claire Rose Hill: I, I, trust me, I've got liberal friends that do the same thing. I live near Chicago again, so…
• 1:33:35
  Testecleese: Oh, that's a mistake.
• 1:33:37
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, I live in the suburbs, so…
• 1:33:39
  Testecleese: Where's Chicago?
• 1:33:41
  Testecleese: Mark Keegan?
• 1:33:44
  Claire Rose Hill: No.
• 1:33:46
  Testecleese: McHenry.
• 1:33:47
  Claire Rose Hill: Huh? Fuck no, I ain't living in Waukegan, no.
• 1:33:51
  Claire Rose Hill: Up by McHenry, so…
• 1:33:55
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, I wouldn't go back to Illinois. Actually, Illinois is one of our states on this list today to talk about.
• 1:34:03
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, Joy, my state is always a source of entertainment.
• 1:34:09
  Claire Rose Hill: Our governor looks like Jabba the Hutt.
• 1:34:13
  Testecleese: Pritzker?
• 1:34:14
  Claire Rose Hill: Yes.
• 1:34:16
  Testecleese: Oh, look at that!
• 1:34:18
  Testecleese: Come- oh, come on!
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: Who else can get a state and spit out the name of the governor?
• 1:34:25
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:34:26
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, Massachusetts.
• 1:34:31
  Brian McFadden: Hochul.
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: Oh, look at… no, that's New York.
• 1:34:36
  Testecleese: I always make that mistake, too.
• 1:34:39
  El Guapo: my sister.
• 1:34:39
  Testecleese: I don't wanna say Michelle Wu, but that's bar.
• 1:34:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's.
• 1:34:41
  Testecleese: Mayor.
• 1:34:42
  El Guapo: Mayor of Boston.
• 1:34:46
  Testecleese: This happens every time when we try to figure out the governor of Massachusetts. None of us can ever come up with it.
• 1:34:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, now that in the news, I mean, we're just kinda good, like, hey, let me lay low.
• 1:34:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, Kathy Hochul's a fucking joke.
• 1:35:00
  Testecleese: I mean, she's taken both sides of so many arguments, especially when it comes to Mom Donnie's shit.
• 1:35:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:07
  Testecleese: Like, she supported him on, like, we're gonna make everything free, and then as soon as he got elected, she's like, we can't pay for that. New York's not gonna pay for that shit, we have, like, farmers.
• 1:35:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, we can't pay for the homeless drug addicts.
• 1:35:21
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, it's… Literally just Chicago. It's just on the East Coast.
• 1:35:28
  Claire Rose Hill: With the whole, I want it now!
• 1:35:31
  Claire Rose Hill: Crybaby fucking people.
• 1:35:33
  Testecleese: Thank you, Verruca Salt.
• 1:35:36
  Testecleese: No? No one got that Willy Wonka reference?
• 1:35:39
  Claire Rose Hill: No.
• 1:35:41
  Testecleese: Daddy, I want Oompa Loomba, and I want NOW!
• 1:35:48
  Testecleese: God… Did I just date myself with Gene Wilder movies?
• 1:35:53
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: Alright…
• 1:35:56
  Brian McFadden: Older than me.
• 1:35:57
  Testecleese: No, it's not.
• 1:36:00
  Claire Rose Hill: I am not gonna quote my favorite Gene Wilder movie, because it will get us a strike on.
• 1:36:05
  Testecleese: Oh, it… it must be… oh, no, you can't hear, but it must be Wagons East, then. Or, eat that, or hear no evil, see no evil.
• 1:36:13
  Claire Rose Hill: Blazing Saddles.
• 1:36:15
  Testecleese: Oh, that's where I'm at, Blazing Saddles. I said Wagons East, that was John Candy, wasn't it?
• 1:36:19
  Claire Rose Hill: Yes, it was.
• 1:36:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's dead.
• 1:36:23
  Testecleese: oh, shit, I clicked something?
• 1:36:28
  Testecleese: Oh, check this out! Tim Walz in Minnesota is all upset because a bunch of people, like, moved money in the stock market right before this potential Iran ceasefire happened.
• 1:36:40
  Testecleese: And he wants to know, who had foreknowledge?
• 1:36:44
  Testecleese: And I was like, dude, this is literally what the Trump administration has been trying to do with insider trading.
• 1:36:50
  Testecleese: Since he got in office, and you've stopped him every step of the way.
• 1:36:56
  Testecleese: And I laughed my ass off during the State of the Union, Elizabeth Warren's standing ovation for the insider trade, and I was like, Elizabeth, you're on the list!
• 1:37:05
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:37:10
  Testecleese: Looks like Guapo's rolling out.
• 1:37:14
  Testecleese: He says she's leaping in, he's gotta get up early, but he is hoping he gets a piece instead.
• 1:37:21
  Claire Rose Hill: Good for him.
• 1:37:23
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 1:37:30
  Testecleese: But yeah, it drove me nuts, and Tim Wallace was like, insider trading?
• 1:37:35
  Testecleese: But he didn't give a fuck about inside trading, he's trying to make this sound like a war effort thing.
• 1:37:42
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I mean…
• 1:37:43
  Testecleese: Nope, yeah, what?
• 1:37:46
  Claire Rose Hill: I… I just can't take Tim Wall seriously.
• 1:37:49
  Claire Rose Hill: I can't.
• 1:37:51
  Testecleese: Oh, he's a putt.
• 1:37:56
  Testecleese: Remember when he eats, he eats tacos with mayonnaise?
• 1:38:00
  Testecleese: Is that what he said?
• 1:38:02
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, God, ew.
• 1:38:04
  Testecleese: I ate white guy tacos.
• 1:38:06
  Testecleese: I was like, what the fuck does happen? And I love it, like…
• 1:38:09
  Testecleese: The white people don't know how to season their food. The fucking white people almost eliminated the Indian people!
• 1:38:17
  Testecleese: To get their food to taste better, okay?
• 1:38:21
  Testecleese: Did anyone hear about, like, the West Indian, spice route? What, the British… India, whatever, whatever.
• 1:38:31
  Testecleese: It's still a thing.
• 1:38:34
  Testecleese: Moving spices across the planet.
• 1:38:40
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness.
• 1:38:42
  Testecleese: Oh, check this out. Illinois…
• 1:38:46
  Testecleese: There's a city in Illinois, I can't remember which one.
• 1:38:49
  Testecleese: See if I can't find out. But they are looking to… Fire, police have a…
• 1:38:56
  Testecleese: An Illinois police officer was fired after investigation into social media posts aimed at immigration and Customs Enforcement. The city of Elgin terminated Officer Jason Ledz for violation of department policies regarding posts that suggested ICE should investigate certain locations, for… of the city for, you know, illegal immigration.
• 1:39:16
  Testecleese: But… You can't even be like, hey, by the way, here's where the crime is?
• 1:39:24
  Testecleese: You're… This sounds like a courtroom…
• 1:39:28
  Testecleese: Because you know how difficult it is to fire a government employee, right?
• 1:39:33
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 1:39:35
  Claire Rose Hill: That's actually in my area, by the way.
• 1:39:38
  Testecleese: Elgin?
• 1:39:39
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, Elgin.
• 1:39:40
  Testecleese: Elgin, I'm sorry.
• 1:39:41
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, it's a few… it's a few towns south. It's in the…
• 1:39:44
  Claire Rose Hill: It's closer to Chicago, but yeah, it's just a few towns south for me.
• 1:39:49
  Testecleese: See, I thought Elkins right away, and that's somewhat near Chicago.
• 1:39:54
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, no, that's a… Elgin, so…
• 1:39:59
  Testecleese: But yeah, dude lost his job. I got a… I got a feeling he's got a… a suit in court.
• 1:40:05
  Testecleese: And you know what? Don't even try to get your job back. Demand, like, 10 years pay, because you've been blacklisted and can't find work now.
• 1:40:14
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:40:15
  Testecleese: Who wants to be the cop that's gonna be… have other cops turn their back on them when they're under fire, right?
• 1:40:24
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, there's no way that this guy's gonna work around here again, especially with how the cops act and stuff.
• 1:40:30
  Testecleese: Even security won't hire them.
• 1:40:34
  Testecleese: None?
• 1:40:34
  Claire Rose Hill: Let's hair, at least.
• 1:40:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, dude has to leave the state or learn a new trade at this point.
• 1:40:40
  Claire Rose Hill: Yep.
• 1:40:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think he's got a lawsuit.
• 1:40:44
  Testecleese: Well, I don't… I doubt it goes anywhere, honestly, because most people don't do shit, they just…
• 1:40:49
  Testecleese: Get fucked and lay down. I don't know if you've noticed that.
• 1:40:55
  Claire Rose Hill: Sounds about right.
• 1:40:57
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:40:57
  Claire Rose Hill: He'll come out and apologize, and they'll still demand him be fired.
• 1:41:02
  Testecleese: Yes, no, yes, and that's the problem, dude, is don't apologize, you're just admitting guilt at that point.
• 1:41:08
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:41:09
  Testecleese: They're… they're not going to forgive you.
• 1:41:13
  Testecleese: Even for shit you might have posted on fucking… Twitter…
• 1:41:17
  Testecleese: 15 years ago, before it became X,
• 1:41:21
  Testecleese: They're still gonna nail you to the wall for it.
• 1:41:26
  Claire Rose Hill: Yep.
• 1:41:28
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, that's right, Chicago is where this frickin' murder happened, this execution happened, isn't it?
• 1:41:39
  Testecleese: The call at Loyola?
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah!
• 1:41:43
  Testecleese: Laloya… L-O… Y-O-L-L-A, or something like that? University, college student.
• 1:41:52
  Testecleese: This dude just walked across the street and shot her in the head.
• 1:41:56
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, God.
• 1:41:58
  Testecleese: while… People have come out, and they were saying, it was her fault, wrong place, wrong time.
• 1:42:05
  Claire Rose Hill: How is it her fault?
• 1:42:06
  Testecleese: Well, if it's her fault for being at the wrong place, wrong time, first of all, it was during college hours, so she was walking across campus.
• 1:42:14
  Testecleese: And two, if it was her fault for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, then definitely the girl in the ultra-tiny miniskirt in the alley next to a bar in a shady area at 2AM was asking to get raped.
• 1:42:27
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 1:42:28
  Claire Rose Hill: This is just… this is Chicago logic. It is…
• 1:42:31
  Testecleese: No, I… I swear they told me, never blame the victim. No matter what. No matter… no matter how much I said, please do it, it's still not their fault, right?
• 1:42:39
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, but this is, like, Chicago logic. Like, the areas around Chicago are really nice, but Chicago itself…
• 1:42:46
  Testecleese: It's a shithole!
• 1:42:47
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh yeah, nobody that lives around Chicago actually goes into Chicago, from my experience, like…
• 1:42:55
  Claire Rose Hill: I live in the small towns around it, and
• 1:42:59
  Claire Rose Hill: no one here wants to go into Chicago, like, it's…
• 1:43:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, at least people… at least people in the burbs in Massachusetts still want to drive into Boston once in a while.
• 1:43:10
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 1:43:10
  Testecleese: go see the city tonight, you know what I mean?
• 1:43:13
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, out here, it's just like, hey, let's go to Chicago. No, no, we got good food out here. Why do you need to go to Chicago?
• 1:43:21
  Testecleese: Why do I want to get robbed? Yeah. You know?
• 1:43:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure it was Chicago.
• 1:43:29
  Testecleese: that, yeah, it was the… it was Pritzker who came out about this woman.
• 1:43:36
  Testecleese: This young lady, college student, by the way, illegal immigrant killed her.
• 1:43:43
  Claire Rose Hill: God.
• 1:43:44
  Testecleese: Said, we cannot incarcerate our way out of this problem.
• 1:43:48
  Testecleese: And I was like…
• 1:43:49
  Claire Rose Hill: We don't incarcerate people in the first place.
• 1:43:51
  Testecleese: Well, no, he… no.
• 1:43:53
  Testecleese: The problem is, crime went down, so they let everyone out of prison.
• 1:43:58
  Testecleese: And then crime spiked, and they didn't understand why. We tried incarcerations, like, yes, the bad guys are still in prison!
• 1:44:07
  Testecleese: You let them out!
• 1:44:08
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, we have some of the most lenient laws in this country when it comes to,
• 1:44:16
  Claire Rose Hill: the catch and release system that we've got, it's just a revolving door of criminals now. That's all it is, is it's a revolving door of criminals. I came back here because the veteran community's one of the best in the country here.
• 1:44:29
  Claire Rose Hill: But…
• 1:44:31
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:44:33
  Testecleese: According to whom?
• 1:44:35
  Testecleese: You… your own opinion, or did you see this somewhere? Personal experience. Okay, okay. No, that… personal experience is a factor, don't get me wrong, but there is actually a lot of vets out here.
• 1:44:46
  Testecleese: It's something like almost 30% of the population.
• 1:44:50
  Claire Rose Hill: I getcha. I just had dinner with a guy that, played in the Ice Bowl, and he's a veteran.
• 1:44:56
  Testecleese: the… the football Super Bowl thing?
• 1:45:00
  Claire Rose Hill: No, the ice ball, it wasn't a Super Bowl, but look it up.
• 1:45:03
  Testecleese: Okay, it was the playoffs.
• 1:45:04
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I think it was,
• 1:45:06
  Testecleese: It was… it was the New England Patriots.
• 1:45:10
  Claire Rose Hill: I suppose.
• 1:45:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, and, well, that was when they shoveling off every 10 yards.
• 1:45:16
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, it was.
• 1:45:17
  Testecleese: Vinatieri kicked, like, a 53-yard field goal to win the game.
• 1:45:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think that was the… when Brady won his first Super Bowl, maybe.
• 1:45:28
  Claire Rose Hill: It was, the Green Bay Packers and the Dallas Cowboys, and it was in 1967.
• 1:45:33
  Testecleese: Okay, so maybe this is Ice Bowl 2.0 that I'm thinking of.
• 1:45:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. Because I know there was a… there was a Patriots game, when the Patriots had a dynasty, when they first started it. It was completely frozen, there was feet of snow on the ground, and they were shoveling off, like, every 10 yards, so you could know where the yard lines were.
• 1:45:56
  Testecleese: Great game. It turns out after the fact it was illegal to go and shovel off the field, but…
• 1:46:01
  Testecleese: Didn't matter at that point, by the time I even realized it, because the refs didn't call it, you know?
• 1:46:06
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, but yeah, I got to eat dinner with a guy that played in that, and he's a vet too, and really, really, like, cool guy, and just, like, top-notch veteran community out here. It's next level.
• 1:46:19
  Claire Rose Hill: like… That's why I moved back here after, you know. Boop.
• 1:46:25
  Claire Rose Hill: So…
• 1:46:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, you should say out of Illinois in general.
• 1:46:29
  Brian McFadden: How many more states do you want to cover?
• 1:46:31
  Testecleese: What we could…
• 1:46:34
  Testecleese: Well, I'm gonna bring… well, we're in Illinois anyway, but there's only one more after this.
• 1:46:39
  Brian McFadden: Alright. I've been a little distracted with alcohol.
• 1:46:43
  Testecleese: I've noticed, and you said you were gonna be okay, and you do this a lot, Brian.
• 1:46:50
  Brian McFadden: Sorry.
• 1:46:51
  Testecleese: I'm just teasing you, it's fucking Friday, this is what we're here for, right?
• 1:46:56
  Testecleese: This is… this is how the show ends.
• 1:46:57
  Brian McFadden: Next Friday will be different. There will be no VFW beforehand.
• 1:47:02
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying, this is how the show started, we got hammered and started talking about, did you see this shit on the news?
• 1:47:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:08
  Testecleese: Then one day, you had the boss to actually hit record and publish it.
• 1:47:12
  Brian McFadden: And then, you know, UFC's on Paramount Plus now, so you can watch it whenever you want.
• 1:47:17
  Testecleese: That's right, we used to drink and watch UFC, then talk about the news.
• 1:47:21
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:47:22
  Testecleese: We used to… yeah, we'd go to the fight every month, too, or watch it at the bar.
• 1:47:28
  Brian McFadden: Now you don't have to go to the bar, you can just watch it on Paramount+.
• 1:47:31
  Claire Rose Hill: I got a big 55-inch TV now.
• 1:47:34
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:47:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, my TV broke, and I didn't think this was a thing that still happened. I got, like, this bar on the bottom that won't work right.
• 1:47:42
  Testecleese: And I'm like, I thought this was, like, something that went away in the 90s.
• 1:47:46
  Testecleese: With the cathode ray tube, you know?
• 1:47:51
  Testecleese: But TVs are way cheaper now, though. We were looking at 55-inch TVs, and it was, like, 200 bucks. And we were like, what?
• 1:48:02
  Testecleese: And I was like, no, this used to be, like, a thousand.
• 1:48:06
  Testecleese: But check this out, this, the teachers union in Chicago is trying to get, not just…
• 1:48:15
  Testecleese: Accepted absence from class, but…
• 1:48:18
  Testecleese: cancel school so the teachers can bring the students out to protest against Trump.
• 1:48:25
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:48:26
  Brian McFadden: That's not a thing.
• 1:48:28
  Brian McFadden: Should not be a thing, at least, but Illinois…
• 1:48:31
  Testecleese: The problem is, I know many… I know of at least a couple of schools that have allowed kids to skip school to go protest, and then, like, kids got hit by fucking cars.
• 1:48:42
  Claire Rose Hill: This is ridiculous. I don't get this. I don't get this.
• 1:48:45
  Testecleese: What gives you the right to teach my kids their politics and then bring them to a protest so they don't have to go to school?
• 1:48:52
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, and it is political indoctrination, because you tell a kid, hey, look, if you buy into this political philosophy, we'll give you a day off.
• 1:49:00
  Testecleese: You don't even have to believe in it! Just show up.
• 1:49:03
  Brian McFadden: Did you do it enough time.
• 1:49:04
  Brian McFadden: -Oh.
• 1:49:05
  Testecleese: I do it enough times, and all of a sudden, this is everyone saying this.
• 1:49:10
  Testecleese: You know, and it's like… It's like, no, you're a stupid kid.
• 1:49:14
  Testecleese: Alright, you…
• 1:49:17
  Claire Rose Hill: I would be proud.
• 1:49:18
  Testecleese: Well, I'm getting really embarrassed lately watching some of these YouTube videos of people going to, like, the beach on spring break.
• 1:49:26
  Testecleese: of college students.
• 1:49:28
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, how stupid they are.
• 1:49:30
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 1:49:32
  Testecleese: And I was like, there's no way that… there's no way this is the average person. And I'm sure they're picking the footage they want, but how do you find that many people who think that this country was founded in, like, 1970?
• 1:49:47
  Claire Rose Hill: It flabberg?
• 1:49:49
  Testecleese: like…
• 1:49:49
  Claire Rose Hill: I'm like.
• 1:49:50
  Testecleese: Okay, you're 18, Or… 20, maybe.
• 1:49:55
  Testecleese: So you… well, let's assume your father was… Young when you were born.
• 1:50:00
  Testecleese: So he's 40.
• 1:50:03
  Testecleese: His father was born before when you thought this country was founded.
• 1:50:08
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:50:10
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh yeah, ask somebody how many presidents we've had.
• 1:50:14
  Testecleese: Well, that's easy. Whoa!
• 1:50:16
  Testecleese: Not… that depends. Trick question, you motherfucker, there.
• 1:50:23
  Testecleese: How many presidents, or how many terms?
• 1:50:26
  Claire Rose Hill: Either one. Honestly, you would be surprised.
• 1:50:29
  Testecleese: 54 is easy.
• 1:50:31
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, but you.
• 1:50:32
  Testecleese: Well, and how many presidents? How many presidents is a little tougher. How many served two terms? How many served 1? How many served four?
• 1:50:42
  Claire Rose Hill: But no, seriously, go ask a college student how many presidents we've had.
• 1:50:45
  Testecleese: But again, what is the right answer to that? How many presidents? I'm gonna assume people in office of the President of the United States.
• 1:50:53
  Claire Rose Hill: I mean, yeah.
• 1:50:54
  Testecleese: Did you answer that question?
• 1:50:56
  Claire Rose Hill: It's like 37.
• 1:50:58
  Testecleese: I have no idea, honestly.
• 1:51:00
  Claire Rose Hill: I honestly think it's, like, 37 or 35.
• 1:51:02
  Testecleese: Especially, what, there's at least one guy who stepped in as VP, then didn't win president after that, right?
• 1:51:08
  Testecleese: That's fine.
• 1:51:11
  Testecleese: And then you have, what, your Jimmy Carter and your, Bush?
• 1:51:14
  Claire Rose Hill: 45, I was on the right track.
• 1:51:16
  Testecleese: 45 is terms.
• 1:51:18
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, okay.
• 1:51:20
  Testecleese: This was 43 and 45, right?
• 1:51:22
  Claire Rose Hill: Total number of presidencies is 47.
• 1:51:27
  Claire Rose Hill: Okay…
• 1:51:31
  Testecleese: They're probably talking about VP stepping in, then.
• 1:51:38
  Testecleese: Because we've had 47 elections.
• 1:51:41
  Testecleese: I believe.
• 1:51:44
  Testecleese: And how many people serve two terms?
• 1:51:48
  Testecleese: And not just 2 terms, but, like, FDR did 4, right?
• 1:51:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, now, look, I can see Clay's determined, he's like, this is a fascinating question, I want to know the answer now.
• 1:52:03
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, because every time I'm googling it, AI's just spitting out 47.
• 1:52:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that's what you would expect to hear.
• 1:52:11
  Testecleese: Okay, how about this? How many people have been President of the United States?
• 1:52:17
  Claire Rose Hill: It's saying if you don't count consecutive… no, non-consecutive ter… okay, and that's not the…
• 1:52:23
  Testecleese: Now, that's only two presidents in the history of the country.
• 1:52:26
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 1:52:29
  Testecleese: We're over Cleveland, by the way.
• 1:52:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:52:33
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, it's saying 45 if you don't count non-consecutive terms, but they're fucking… there's gotta be.
• 1:52:39
  Testecleese: But Obama served two terms.
• 1:52:40
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, so did both.
• 1:52:41
  Testecleese: In a row. Yeah.
• 1:52:44
  Testecleese: Quinton… Reagan…
• 1:52:46
  Claire Rose Hill: I… I swear to God, it's like…
• 1:52:49
  Claire Rose Hill: It's, like, fuckin' 30… between 30… 35 and 37.
• 1:52:54
  Testecleese: What's the question you're asking it? How are you prompting it?
• 1:52:57
  Claire Rose Hill: How many presidents?
• 1:52:59
  Claire Rose Hill: In total…
• 1:53:01
  Testecleese: No, no, no, try typing this in. How many people have been the President of the United States?
• 1:53:10
  Testecleese: Because that might give us a diff- a different answer, you know what I mean?
• 1:53:15
  Testecleese: Cause it's gonna go, oh,
• 1:53:17
  Testecleese: Teddy Roosevelt doesn't count twice. Trump doesn't count twice.
• 1:53:25
  Testecleese: as Claire's figuring this out, because I'm excited.
• 1:53:28
  Testecleese: fuck. We got a bunch of California, if you want to talk about it, but honestly, I think I'm done with California. I think everyone's done with California. Everyone is.
• 1:53:38
  Brian McFadden: I think I'm done with the whole show.
• 1:53:41
  Claire Rose Hill: Huh.
• 1:53:41
  Testecleese: Oh, you don't…
• 1:53:42
  Claire Rose Hill: Somebody, somebody…
• 1:53:44
  Claire Rose Hill: Some… somebody had a little too much fun at the VFW. Yep. Don't blame him. I love going down there. 45 in total. 45 men have held the position.
• 1:53:54
  Testecleese: Aren't we only… But Trump was 43 and 45, so that can't be right.
• 1:54:01
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, it's telling me 45 people in total.
• 1:54:05
  Testecleese: Are they listed?
• 1:54:09
  Claire Rose Hill: Hold up.
• 1:54:09
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure it could be.
• 1:54:11
  Testecleese: I'm just…
• 1:54:12
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, junior.
• 1:54:12
  Testecleese: goes, I'm… -Oh, this'll be fun.
• 1:54:17
  Testecleese: Apparently not.
• 1:54:18
  Claire Rose Hill: 1, 2, 3… for…
• 1:54:21
  Testecleese: Oh, you just sit here and count them all?
• 1:54:27
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:54:29
  Claire Rose Hill: It's not… yeah, so it's 45. This includes vice presidents that took over the term and stuff like that.
• 1:54:35
  Claire Rose Hill: So…
• 1:54:37
  Testecleese: For some reason, okay, maybe I thought… I thought 45. Yeah, but again, how is Trump…
• 1:54:45
  Testecleese: 43 and 45.
• 1:54:47
  Brian McFadden: Because there's a president in between them, Biden.
• 1:54:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, but he's the same man being president.
• 1:54:53
  Claire Rose Hill: He, he was 45 and 47.
• 1:54:56
  Testecleese: Okay, I'm sorry, my mistake. Oh, okay, that would… yeah. Sorry, the beer.
• 1:55:01
  Testecleese: So that's… okay, I'm sorry, I thought they…
• 1:55:03
  Brian McFadden: No weed involved, just beer.
• 1:55:05
  Testecleese: True. I thought they accounted for the…
• 1:55:07
  Testecleese: elections, not the person in office. So when JFK was killed.
• 1:55:14
  Testecleese: The man who took office after him was the next number.
• 1:55:17
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:55:17
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 1:55:18
  Testecleese: Okay. So, because we've had two non-consecutive presidents, that brings it down by 2.
• 1:55:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:55:26
  Testecleese: Okay, well, see, this was… This has been bothering me.
• 1:55:30
  Brian McFadden: ChatGBT.
• 1:55:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, this has been bothering me for some time.
• 1:55:35
  Testecleese: I'm glad I haven't.
• 1:55:36
  Claire Rose Hill: I think even the AI got it wrong, because the guy that took over for Nixon was not Gerald Ford, and the guy that took over for Nixon is actually not list… wait, was it Gerald Ford?
• 1:55:49
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:55:50
  Claire Rose Hill: Okay. Sounds great.
• 1:55:51
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:55:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, but, like, FDR served 4 terms, so he only counted as the same name… same number for all 4 terms.
• 1:56:00
  Claire Rose Hill: Yes.
• 1:56:01
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:56:02
  Testecleese: Look at that, I learn something new every day.
• 1:56:08
  Claire Rose Hill: So I was off by, like, 10, so, you know, hey.
• 1:56:11
  Testecleese: Well, no, because you're like, that makes sense. Adjust.
• 1:56:16
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:56:20
  Testecleese: this… this pre-repressed bullshit I've been hearing is really pissing me off.
• 1:56:26
  Testecleese: and some Clinton-era judge, which I don't… I only bring up Clinton-era because it was in the headline.
• 1:56:33
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:56:34
  Testecleese: has ruled that the Pentagon has violated First Amendment rights by only allowing certain reporters in for interviews.
• 1:56:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:56:42
  Testecleese: like, the press briefings. And I'm like, First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want and to be able to publish it. It does not give you access to someone else to get stuff to publish.
• 1:56:55
  Claire Rose Hill: I mean, like, seriously, are we gonna allow, like, Hezbollah's new news organization in there?
• 1:57:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, where's Al Jazeera?
• 1:57:02
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, Al Jazeera? Sorry, forgot the name of it for a sec.
• 1:57:08
  Testecleese: The crazy thing is, I actually read Al Jazeera news, because they're usually very good on a lot of stuff.
• 1:57:15
  Testecleese: But, grain of salt.
• 1:57:17
  Testecleese: But yeah, it really, it really bothered me that the… and the same thing happened with the press, the White House, press briefings, like, oh, you have to let us in. It's like, no, no, they don't. Can I just say I'm a fucking journalist and walk in, too?
• 1:57:33
  Brian McFadden: Goodbye.
• 1:57:34
  Claire Rose Hill: it works.
• 1:57:35
  Claire Rose Hill: on the left.
• 1:57:37
  Testecleese: When they broke up.
• 1:57:39
  Testecleese: And meanwhile, Nick Shirley's not a reporter, he's a YouTuber, and then Don Lemon's like, I'm a reporter, like, Don Lemon, you're a fucking YouTuber!
• 1:57:48
  Testecleese: Hope you know that!
• 1:57:51
  Claire Rose Hill: You…
• 1:57:52
  Testecleese: Broke into a church and violated their rights.
• 1:57:55
  Claire Rose Hill: Yep.
• 1:57:56
  Claire Rose Hill: Which should land him in jail.
• 1:57:59
  Brian McFadden: Meanwhile…
• 1:57:59
  Testecleese: Or at least a big giant fine or something, or some kind of don't do this anymore, right?
• 1:58:05
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 1:58:06
  Testecleese: Like, yo, man, especially with all this shit going on in churches lately, you want a bunch of angry people kicking in your door in the middle of worship?
• 1:58:16
  Claire Rose Hill: I wouldn't do it, nope, nope, that ain't a smart move, that's not a smart move. This is how you see if their God is real or not.
• 1:58:25
  Testecleese: How do you mean that?
• 1:58:27
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, most people I know that go to church are armed, even at church, and you kick in the door angrily, trying to protest something, and all this shit that's been happening in churches, that's a quick way to find out if there's an afterlife.
• 1:58:42
  Testecleese: Alright, well, we… we carry, and in church, but typically, I wouldn't bring my gun in church, because I don't even bring my phone in church.
• 1:58:50
  Brian McFadden: Bet your wife does.
• 1:58:53
  Testecleese: Her phone? Yeah.
• 1:58:55
  Testecleese: She at least finally got her to put it on… Mute.
• 1:58:59
  Claire Rose Hill: She's a.
• 1:59:00
  Testecleese: A thousand messages a minute, it's fucking ridiculous.
• 1:59:03
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, my phone's been quiet this whole time, I'm actually kind of worried.
• 1:59:08
  Testecleese: It takes, it takes years. Don't respond to anything for, like, 5 years, they'll stop contacting you.
• 1:59:16
  Claire Rose Hill: Mmm…
• 1:59:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, that sounds good.
• 1:59:22
  Claire Rose Hill: Most of my friends are women, and they would be banging down my door if I didn't respond within, like, a day.
• 1:59:31
  Claire Rose Hill: Did Claire, you okay? You in there? Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
• 1:59:34
  Testecleese: I have a sibling chat with my brother and my sister that I was so inactive in, they put my wife into it to replace me.
• 1:59:43
  Brian McFadden: Nice. That's good for you.
• 1:59:46
  Brian McFadden: So, Department of War, Secretary Hedgebeth.
• 1:59:51
  Brian McFadden: has removed 4 officers, 2 women, and 2 black men from… Military promotion list.
• 1:59:59
  Testecleese: He's obviously sexist and racist, right?
• 2:00:02
  Brian McFadden: That's what they're coming out saying.
• 2:00:05
  Claire Rose Hill: I don't know, I mean… What was their title?
• 2:00:08
  Testecleese: They're all… they're all competing for one star general in the army, so they're all competing for the same position. It's not like he went through all the services.
• 2:00:20
  Testecleese: And picked black men and women.
• 2:00:23
  Testecleese: Is it possible he wants… One or two people to get the job, instead of… DEI.
• 2:00:34
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:00:37
  Testecleese: And here's the thing is, the people are like, I'm not sure this is legal, and all I can say is, he's the fucking Secretary of War, he can tell the Army what to do, it doesn't fucking matter. He has absolute control, except for the President of the United States, right?
• 2:00:49
  Claire Rose Hill: Here's the thing, here's the thing. The military should be a meritocracy.
• 2:00:55
  Testecleese: Yes, that's the whole point.
• 2:00:57
  Claire Rose Hill: Like, the test.
• 2:00:57
  Testecleese: One thing that we did is enlisted.
• 2:00:59
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, we need.
• 2:01:00
  Testecleese: Did you know the job or not?
• 2:01:02
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, and we need to, like, look at this…
• 2:01:05
  Claire Rose Hill: before, you know, people say he's racist or not, you need to seriously look at the situation, and problem is, is we can't tell who's the most capable client. No, capable fuck-freaking officer, who's got the most merit, the most awards, stuff like this.
• 2:01:19
  Brian McFadden: Go ahead.
• 2:01:19
  Claire Rose Hill: And people are just sitting there, just ragging on the military, or the Hegset, just because he's Hegseth. I mean, seriously.
• 2:01:28
  Testecleese: Well, they tried to not get Trump elected, because they said he had a Nazi tattoo.
• 2:01:33
  Testecleese: which turned out to be a Christian cross.
• 2:01:37
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:01:37
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, they elected the guy with the actual Nazi tattoo.
• 2:01:42
  Testecleese: So it… they'll say whatever the fuck they need to… they think they need to say to win.
• 2:01:48
  Claire Rose Hill: It's just… it's manipulation. This is why I'm getting…
• 2:01:53
  Testecleese: God.
• 2:01:54
  Testecleese: This is why I keep considering actually registering Republican, because then I can at least vote in the primary, too.
• 2:02:01
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, and the scary thing is, is, like, they accuse Trump of using things straight out of Hitler's playbook, but Hitler used Machiavelli a lot, and these people are Machiavellian as fuck.
• 2:02:14
  Testecleese: Oh, not just that, the fucking Nazis literally looked at the United States Democrat Party on how to decide if someone was Jewish or not. They looked at the black policy the Democrats had. They said, one drop black, you're black.
• 2:02:25
  Testecleese: Which we still use to this day, because they call Obama black.
• 2:02:30
  Testecleese: And he's 50% white.
• 2:02:33
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:02:35
  Testecleese: But they say, no, he's black. I'm like, no, he's a fucking mutt like everyone else.
• 2:02:40
  Testecleese: Why can't we all just be mutts? What's wrong with that, instead of a purebred?
• 2:02:46
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I have fun with it, too. I'm German, Irish, and Scottish. I don't know to buy myself a drink or kick my own ass.
• 2:02:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny, because the wife is, German, Irish, and, fuck.
• 2:02:59
  Testecleese: I want to say Slovakian, because she did one of them 23andMe tests, even though I was like, don't do that shit.
• 2:03:05
  Testecleese: Chinese are collecting your DNA to make it the next corona.
• 2:03:11
  Testecleese: But yeah, I was like, oh my god, I was like, you've been the most enslaved and the most enslaving people in history.
• 2:03:21
  Claire Rose Hill: Thank you.
• 2:03:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, it's a double-edged sword, isn't it?
• 2:03:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, I can actually trace my lineage back to a town In England.
• 2:03:34
  Testecleese: that actually still bears my family name, because my family came over on the Mayflower, and it became, you know, John of… whatever.
• 2:03:44
  Testecleese: And whatever is still a town in England.
• 2:03:48
  Testecleese: In, I think… yeah, it's in East Westchester, or something like that?
• 2:03:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's pretty cool, though. You know?
• 2:03:58
  Testecleese: Alright, so… Hagstaff is choosing, basically, my opinion.
• 2:04:05
  Testecleese: He's trying to make a decision who gets promoted, right?
• 2:04:08
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:04:09
  Testecleese: You guys kinda see, at least understand my argument.
• 2:04:13
  Claire Rose Hill: trust.
• 2:04:13
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:04:14
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, the Army has opened up, enlistment up to 42 years old, and everyone gets a marijuana waiver.
• 2:04:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep. There is no marijuana waiver anymore.
• 2:04:25
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying, you don't… this… you don't need a waiver for marijuana use, or even a conviction for marijuana possession.
• 2:04:33
  Brian McFadden: I needed one when I joined the military.
• 2:04:37
  Testecleese: I did not, I just…
• 2:04:39
  Brian McFadden: lied.
• 2:04:41
  Testecleese: Well, I did DEP, Delayed Entry Program.
• 2:04:44
  Brian McFadden: It lied.
• 2:04:45
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:04:46
  Testecleese: And then… yes, but I was in debt for a year, preparing, because I was like, I'm… I just turned 21, I want to sign up, but I want to be 21.
• 2:04:57
  Testecleese: As a civilian, you know, like, let's do this whole milestone.
• 2:05:01
  Testecleese: And just didn't smoke pot for that year.
• 2:05:04
  Brian McFadden: That's a lot of times, Mona.
• 2:05:06
  Testecleese: I just started drinking beer, and look how that worked out for me.
• 2:05:13
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:05:15
  Testecleese: I'm making an effort to bring Cuba more into this conversation, because we keep overlooking Cuba.
• 2:05:23
  Testecleese: Looks like Cuba's about ready to make a deal.
• 2:05:27
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 2:05:27
  Brian McFadden: Power. They need oil and gas to power up their power plants, because they keep doing blackouts.
• 2:05:33
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, we're not just doing a,
• 2:05:36
  Testecleese: trade embargo, we're actually blockading Cuba, aren't we?
• 2:05:40
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:05:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, they were getting most of their… their oil.
• 2:05:45
  Testecleese: well.
• 2:05:45
  Brian McFadden: Venezuela, and we're not letting them do that anymore, so…
• 2:05:50
  Testecleese: But when was the last time we saw a real blockade in the world?
• 2:05:54
  Testecleese: I see Claire's gears grinding. He's like, an actual blockade. Ships sinking ships because they're bringing goods in. Maybe Palestine, but that wasn't really a blockade.
• 2:06:09
  Testecleese: Claire! Now Claire wants to know the answer.
• 2:06:13
  Brian McFadden: You're looking it up?
• 2:06:15
  Claire Rose Hill: Yes.
• 2:06:16
  Testecleese: But yeah, we don't… this isn't a thing that happens often, and we've cut fuel off everything. The island's a blackout, except for a handful of American-owned resorts with fuel.
• 2:06:28
  Brian McFadden: There's no American-owned resorts in Cuba.
• 2:06:30
  Testecleese: Yes, yeah, there's a handful of them.
• 2:06:33
  Testecleese: Actually, a whole bunch of lefties just went to Cuba, To show how great
• 2:06:39
  Testecleese: They are, I guess. And they actually made, like.
• 2:06:42
  Claire Rose Hill: By the definition of blockade.
• 2:06:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a tough one.
• 2:06:45
  Claire Rose Hill: Duke Berlin blockade was the last time there was an actual blockade.
• 2:06:50
  Testecleese: Oh, the United States used to sink ships trying to bring goods into, Cuba, and now they're doing it again.
• 2:06:56
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh.
• 2:06:57
  Testecleese: How… is that not a blockade?
• 2:06:59
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, that actually does sound like it would fit the terms.
• 2:07:02
  Testecleese: Nothing in or out, right?
• 2:07:04
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:07:07
  Testecleese: But yeah, we just had a whole bunch of people go to Cuba. Hassan Piker was one of them.
• 2:07:12
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, God.
• 2:07:13
  Brian McFadden: Oh, your girlfriend went to Cuba, too.
• 2:07:17
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because this video of this dude shaking food and having children dance for him before he fed them in the streets.
• 2:07:27
  Testecleese: And I was like, dude, that's just… that's terrible.
• 2:07:29
  Brian McFadden: Green energy girl that sailed around the world went to Cuba.
• 2:07:33
  Claire Rose Hill: Greta…
• 2:07:34
  Testecleese: Retta?
• 2:07:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah!
• 2:07:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know what, Greta… Greta completely blew… took her mask off, didn't she? Yep.
• 2:07:44
  Brian McFadden: How'd you get to Cuba? Did she sail there?
• 2:07:48
  Testecleese: Not name that. She said, give Cuba back their oil they need it.
• 2:07:53
  Claire Rose Hill: For their revolution.
• 2:07:54
  Brian McFadden: He's a green energy person, I thought.
• 2:07:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she… but now she wants to oil back, and it's like, hold on, you told us all not to use oil.
• 2:08:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:08:04
  Testecleese: Why does Cuba need their oil back?
• 2:08:07
  Testecleese: Oh, cause people will die!
• 2:08:10
  Testecleese: Yeah! Now make that worldwide!
• 2:08:13
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 2:08:14
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I'm sorry, Greta, but if you ever see this, how dare you!
• 2:08:20
  Testecleese: Oh my god, she, her He-Man haircut was such a mistake.
• 2:08:27
  Testecleese: You've seen the memes, haven't you?
• 2:08:29
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I like the memes.
• 2:08:31
  Testecleese: You know, it fit so good, too, didn't it?
• 2:08:36
  Claire Rose Hill: By the power of gray skull!
• 2:08:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:08:40
  Testecleese: Brian doesn't do the memes, he doesn't get it.
• 2:08:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, I… I was all about the power of grayscale.
• 2:08:47
  Testecleese: No.
• 2:08:49
  Testecleese: There's pictures out there of He-Man with Greta's head on it with her new haircut, and it looks just like He-Man's hair.
• 2:08:58
  Brian McFadden: Are there any other articles on here you want to talk about?
• 2:09:00
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, this is actually… I kinda wanna get through most of this foreign stuff. Alright.
• 2:09:07
  Testecleese: I can buzz through most of it, though.
• 2:09:09
  Brian McFadden: I'm dying.
• 2:09:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, a Colombian, military aircraft wrecked.
• 2:09:15
  Testecleese: I believe there's over 100 dead.
• 2:09:19
  Brian McFadden: This says dozens.
• 2:09:20
  Testecleese: Okay, I'm sorry. Well, yeah, this is an old report. No, no, it's still only gonna be dozens, because there's probably only, like, 36 guys on this aircraft.
• 2:09:29
  Testecleese: They were doing training ops, Fell out of the sky.
• 2:09:34
  Testecleese: No survivors.
• 2:09:36
  Brian McFadden: That's bad.
• 2:09:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's too bad.
• 2:09:39
  Testecleese: Oh, shit! Okay, we talked about that, that…
• 2:09:45
  Testecleese: wrestler who won a world championship in Iran who got executed publicly, right?
• 2:09:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep, we did.
• 2:09:51
  Testecleese: They hanged him by his neck until dead.
• 2:09:54
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, wow.
• 2:09:57
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 2:09:57
  Testecleese: Liquid.
• 2:09:58
  Testecleese: Oh, because he protested against the Iranian regime.
• 2:10:03
  Testecleese: Iranian… Whatever they call it.
• 2:10:06
  Brian McFadden: Boy, not a good enough reason to kill somebody.
• 2:10:09
  Testecleese: Well, Iran has gone out and sent text messages directly to people saying, hey.
• 2:10:15
  Testecleese: You better watch what you're doing, you're next on the list.
• 2:10:19
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 2:10:19
  Testecleese: Actually coming from the government.
• 2:10:23
  Brian McFadden: Is there a government in Iran?
• 2:10:27
  Testecleese: The people sending you messages saying, we're gonna come execute you, I think you can trust well enough to think that they're actually gonna come and kill you.
• 2:10:36
  Brian McFadden: Thank God I don't live in Iran.
• 2:10:41
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:10:41
  Claire Rose Hill: You and me, though.
• 2:10:44
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, Claire, I bought a,
• 2:10:48
  Testecleese: the, Ruger Ameri- the American Generation 2308.
• 2:10:54
  Claire Rose Hill: Okay. Scouts, is it the,
• 2:10:56
  Testecleese: It's a Scout series, but it's way more current.
• 2:11:00
  Claire Rose Hill: Okay, nice.
• 2:11:02
  Testecleese: It's got a fluted barrel, so it weighs less. I put a Bushnell.
• 2:11:07
  Claire Rose Hill: Long eye relief scope on it.
• 2:11:11
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:11:11
  Testecleese: Oh my goodness. I'm still sighting it in, because I'm having a little bit of trouble.
• 2:11:16
  Brian McFadden: You've been saying that for weeks.
• 2:11:17
  Testecleese: No, I'm having… I think I'm having issues, anticipating the shot.
• 2:11:23
  Testecleese: And you know that, you know what that means, like, you're tense right before it fires.
• 2:11:27
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:11:29
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, that's…
• 2:11:31
  Testecleese: So I'm thinking maybe, release the tension on the trigger.
• 2:11:37
  Testecleese: So it fires…
• 2:11:38
  Claire Rose Hill: and better shooting habits.
• 2:11:40
  Testecleese: Yes, I understand that, but when I'm sighting it, I'm usually, smoking a cigarette and got a beer next to me.
• 2:11:48
  Testecleese: When I'm shooting a D.
• 2:11:50
  Brian McFadden: Because you're not smoking with weed.
• 2:11:51
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying, when I go out deer hunting, I'm not touching any of that.
• 2:11:57
  Testecleese: Maybe…
• 2:11:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you got an air blind in your backyard now.
• 2:12:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I have a portable one, too.
• 2:12:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, I keep… I… and Grant, okay, check this out. 100 yards, I'm hitting, up, about an inch and a half, and to the right, about a half inch. Consistently.
• 2:12:17
  Testecleese: No matter how much I adjust my, sight.
• 2:12:22
  Claire Rose Hill: Okay, that tells me it's finger placement.
• 2:12:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that's the thing, is I'm hitting the same… I was like, it's still a kill shot.
• 2:12:30
  Testecleese: But…
• 2:12:32
  Testecleese: It just seems weird, you'd think adjusting the site would fix that. Maybe I just need to aim different instead.
• 2:12:39
  Claire Rose Hill: No, it's a finger placement on the trigger.
• 2:12:43
  Testecleese: It's… I got a… it's got a double trigger.
• 2:12:47
  Claire Rose Hill: Doesn't matter.
• 2:12:48
  Testecleese: It's got a seat.
• 2:12:49
  Testecleese: trigger.
• 2:12:49
  Claire Rose Hill: When you pull that trigger, your finger placement matters, because if your finger placement's off when you're pulling the trigger, it can cause your bullet to go up like that.
• 2:13:00
  Testecleese: Maybe, I'm typically using, past my la- Upwards of my first knuckle.
• 2:13:09
  Testecleese: By a couple millimeters, like, the tip of my finger… not the tip of my finger, but above that knuckle.
• 2:13:15
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah. Oh, I can't.
• 2:13:16
  Testecleese: To actually squeeze. I know, everyone shoots different, right?
• 2:13:20
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, and I can't really help you unless I was actually there in the room, so…
• 2:13:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I'm actually tempted to just pull the bolt out and fire a laser down the barrel, then sight the scope into that, and then figure out how to hit that.
• 2:13:35
  Claire Rose Hill: There you go, that works.
• 2:13:36
  Brian McFadden: So, what does Iran declare as a non-hostile vessel?
• 2:13:42
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question. They're gonna allow non-hostile vessels through the Strait of Hormuz. Does that mean, basically, not a military vessel?
• 2:13:50
  Brian McFadden: I think they let, like, 10 oil tankers through…
• 2:13:54
  Testecleese: Hold on, those 10 oil tankers they gave to the United States…
• 2:13:59
  Brian McFadden: No, they didn't give them to the United States, they just let them through without blowing them up.
• 2:14:04
  Testecleese: No, I'm…
• 2:14:06
  Brian McFadden: I know that Trump came out and said it was a big, beautiful bill from.
• 2:14:11
  Testecleese: Alright, I thought they gave us the tankers, but maybe you're right, maybe they just let them through.
• 2:14:16
  Brian McFadden: I think it just… their gift to us was to let them through.
• 2:14:20
  Testecleese: Is that a gift, or is that a please don't blow more of us up?
• 2:14:24
  Claire Rose Hill: I would say that it's probably closer to the second one.
• 2:14:30
  Testecleese: I mean, they can't have much weaponry left, honestly, right?
• 2:14:35
  Brian McFadden: I mean, 86 Airborne is in the air.
• 2:14:38
  Brian McFadden: I mean…
• 2:14:39
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:14:39
  Brian McFadden: There are rumors going around that we're gonna take over the oil refinery Ireland this weekend.
• 2:14:48
  Testecleese: Kurtag, or Keurig, or Coffee Maker, or something?
• 2:14:55
  Brian McFadden: I mean, that will, that will, like, literally…
• 2:14:59
  Brian McFadden: shut down all the economic ability of Iran to produce any incoming income.
• 2:15:06
  Testecleese: Well, the 82nd…
• 2:15:08
  Testecleese: 82nd Airborne, by the way. Just so everyone understands, these guys get dropped out of fucking planes, okay?
• 2:15:15
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 2:15:16
  Claire Rose Hill: They are above average grunts.
• 2:15:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:15:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:15:19
  Testecleese: 3… there's 3,000 of them, I think?
• 2:15:24
  Brian McFadden: And we got a Mew on the way, too, so…
• 2:15:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, and there's more Marines en route.
• 2:15:30
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:15:30
  Testecleese: And…
• 2:15:33
  Brian McFadden: So, I know Trump does not want to start a ground war with Iran, but.
• 2:15:38
  Testecleese: If you don't.
• 2:15:39
  Brian McFadden: The island is not gonna be, like, a ground war, you know? We're just gonna occupy the island and fuck you all.
• 2:15:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you don't want a grind war, don't send Marines.
• 2:15:50
  Testecleese: If you let those dogs off the leash versus what happened in.
• 2:15:54
  Brian McFadden: But they could back up once the 8-secondary Warren's on ground in… on the island. What happens when you throw the Marines on there, too, you know? It's back up…
• 2:16:05
  Testecleese: on there.
• 2:16:06
  Claire Rose Hill: End up broke, dead, or pregnant.
• 2:16:08
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly.
• 2:16:11
  Testecleese: But the Marines will show up, they'll take over the island, And granted.
• 2:16:15
  Brian McFadden: Taylor Warren?
• 2:16:16
  Testecleese: So, taking over… yes.
• 2:16:18
  Testecleese: Taking over and controlling are different.
• 2:16:21
  Testecleese: But once the 82nd takes over.
• 2:16:24
  Testecleese: Reinforcements come in immediately. Yeah. And they build a base. And boom, all of a sudden, you've got a fad missile system in the Strait of Hormuz.
• 2:16:34
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 2:16:35
  Brian McFadden: But we already have that with carriers and cruisers and destroyers.
• 2:16:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you gotta bring those guys home, versus your weapons staying there. You know what I mean? Like, you can leave the missiles on the island and change guys out, versus bringing the ship back and bringing in a new ship.
• 2:16:54
  Claire Rose Hill: And not to mention, I mean, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, every country over there that we do business with is operating pretty much,
• 2:17:02
  Claire Rose Hill: American-made, missile defense systems.
• 2:17:07
  Testecleese: True, and did you hear that, like.
• 2:17:10
  Testecleese: almost all of the Arab nations have decided to get involved in this. Oh, yeah.
• 2:17:14
  Claire Rose Hill: Everyone hits that one.
• 2:17:15
  Brian McFadden: But they want the U.S. to keep bombing.
• 2:17:18
  Testecleese: And NATO's like, oh, fuck this. And…
• 2:17:21
  Testecleese: And this is what gets me, is people will bring up how Trump's asking NATO to get involved, and like, NATO has no obligation, this doesn't apply to Article 13. It's like, correct. This has nothing to do with NATO. This is the United States asking its allies to help in a conflict.
• 2:17:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:17:40
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:17:40
  Testecleese: Completely different.
• 2:17:42
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:17:43
  Testecleese: This is not Article 13, you're forced to fight.
• 2:17:46
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:17:48
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, what, Spain kicked us out of their country?
• 2:17:51
  Brian McFadden: No, they brought us back in.
• 2:17:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. England did similar stuff.
• 2:17:56
  Testecleese: anything to do with it until they got bombed.
• 2:18:00
  Testecleese: And now everyone's like, fucking wipe him off the planet, and we're like, we never wanted to wipe them out.
• 2:18:08
  Claire Rose Hill: Nope.
• 2:18:10
  Testecleese: Gas is getting expensive, though.
• 2:18:13
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, it is. It's gonna get a little.
• 2:18:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, Iran proved that they were lying to us all along.
• 2:18:18
  Brian McFadden: When they sent missiles to…
• 2:18:21
  Testecleese: to,
• 2:18:22
  Brian McFadden: Garcia.
• 2:18:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, this one surprised me, honestly.
• 2:18:26
  Testecleese: I didn't think they could hit Diego Garcia, and granted.
• 2:18:29
  Brian McFadden: If they can hit Diego Garcia, they can pretty much hit any European country.
• 2:18:34
  Testecleese: Yes. Yeah, well, Diego Garcia is off the, southern tip of, India.
• 2:18:39
  Brian McFadden: Indian Ocean.
• 2:18:42
  Brian McFadden: If they can eat… Been there, done that.
• 2:18:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, if they can hit Diego Garcia, they can hit London.
• 2:18:48
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:18:49
  Testecleese: They can hit Windsor Keep.
• 2:18:52
  Testecleese: And you would think that alone would be enough for fucking the United Kingdom to wake up and realize that they could be hit by a…
• 2:18:58
  Testecleese: an ICBM from Iran.
• 2:19:02
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:19:05
  Testecleese: But again, NATO's not getting involved, but everyone around there…
• 2:19:10
  Brian McFadden: Needs a good ball.
• 2:19:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, no, this has to be stopped. All they do is just… and they're just attacking wildly.
• 2:19:17
  Testecleese: It's almost as if they have no guidance system at all.
• 2:19:20
  Brian McFadden: I don't think they do anymore.
• 2:19:21
  Testecleese: And it just lands where the fuck it lands.
• 2:19:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:19:25
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, these guidance systems that they're using are subpar at best.
• 2:19:29
  Testecleese: Something I could make in my garage, honestly, the way it's working.
• 2:19:33
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, well, I mean, most of their stuff is pretty much, like, 1950s era stuff.
• 2:19:37
  Testecleese: Really, stuff I could do at Radio Shack.
• 2:19:40
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah. And .
• 2:19:41
  Testecleese: So I could do this myself.
• 2:19:43
  Claire Rose Hill: The most advanced things that they've got are the drones, and even those are subpar by U.S. standards. Like, you could get.
• 2:19:49
  Testecleese: I thought they had Russian tech, or are they still using, Soviet stuff?
• 2:19:53
  Claire Rose Hill: No, for their drone tech, it's.
• 2:19:56
  Testecleese: Oh, the drones! The drones is actually impressive.
• 2:19:59
  Testecleese: But they have an interesting idea with their drones.
• 2:20:03
  Claire Rose Hill: Their drones are okay.
• 2:20:05
  Claire Rose Hill: When it comes to the market. Their missiles are just a hodgepodge of Chinese and Russian parts that they fashion together in their own freaking, garages.
• 2:20:16
  Testecleese: At that point, if you could take these parts and put them together and make them work, you'd do better to make your own.
• 2:20:22
  Claire Rose Hill: They've been trying to for years. They've been trying to for years. They've got several, what they call, homegrown, which is just, they buy parts from other people and make them in their own area, but…
• 2:20:36
  Testecleese: Fucking Iran.
• 2:20:39
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 2:20:42
  Testecleese: One more thing before we go.
• 2:20:46
  Testecleese: I wanna bring up that, I'm starting to understand…
• 2:20:51
  Testecleese: Why people might crawl up onto a rooftop with a high-powered rifle.
• 2:20:57
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh, dear God.
• 2:20:59
  Brian McFadden: It's so good.
• 2:21:01
  Testecleese: I think it was in, New York. I'm not sure.
• 2:21:06
  Testecleese: But there's videos of people cheering, of the caskets being brought home, of our soldiers.
• 2:21:15
  Claire Rose Hill: Okay, yep, I'm starting to understand your point of… your point.
• 2:21:19
  Testecleese: And it, I'm… yeah, I'm starting to understand why people might do this.
• 2:21:25
  Testecleese: And the problem is, I keep hearing how progressive these, dickheads are, right?
• 2:21:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:21:31
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:21:32
  Testecleese: This shit was, oh my god, what year is it?
• 2:21:37
  Testecleese: almost 70 years ago, in Vietnam, that we got over spitting on soldiers for the job they were… they had to go do. You don't blame the soldier, right?
• 2:21:46
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:21:47
  Testecleese: And now you're celebrating… it's one thing to spit on a soldier and call him a baby killer, it's another thing to celebrate their death.
• 2:21:55
  Testecleese: Fuck you.
• 2:21:56
  Testecleese: Fuck your couch.
• 2:22:02
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, that just… That one really gets me to no ends. You're a douchebag.
• 2:22:10
  Testecleese: You don't deserve to be here.
• 2:22:13
  Testecleese: And honestly, if you're… if you are saying that, good, fuck, kill the soldiers, no cops, no police, yadda yadda yadda, then I can fucking shoot you in the head, and who the fuck is gonna stop me?
• 2:22:26
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 2:22:28
  Testecleese: Who's gonna hold me to justice, you know?
• 2:22:31
  Testecleese: If we play by these assholes' rules.
• 2:22:36
  Testecleese: Sorry, Claire, just… this is why I moved fuck out here.
• 2:22:40
  Claire Rose Hill: You're fine. No, I live in a… I live in, like, the only red county in the state, so…
• 2:22:45
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 2:22:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh.
• 2:22:47
  Testecleese: Illinois, the most gerrymandered state there is.
• 2:22:51
  Brian McFadden: Juice is more gerrymandered.
• 2:22:53
  Testecleese: Well, no, they just did it so well so long ago, but have you seen the map in Illinois?
• 2:22:58
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh yeah, I still live in the only red county, though.
• 2:23:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, it looks like frickin'…
• 2:23:02
  Claire Rose Hill: in a state.
• 2:23:03
  Brian McFadden: She chose it over.
• 2:23:04
  Testecleese: the noodles.
• 2:23:06
  Testecleese: Massachusetts perfected it.
• 2:23:09
  Claire Rose Hill: I honestly think that big cities should know… should be counted as their own separate entities for the sake of the Electoral College at this point in time in my life.
• 2:23:16
  Testecleese: Browns is a big city.
• 2:23:19
  Brian McFadden: Chicago, Detroit.
• 2:23:20
  Testecleese: No, but that's not a good answer. A million people?
• 2:23:23
  Claire Rose Hill: I'd say once you start.
• 2:23:25
  Testecleese: 100,000 people.
• 2:23:27
  Claire Rose Hill: I'd say once you start crossing over into, like, 2 million.
• 2:23:30
  Claire Rose Hill: Or over a million. You need to count as your own separate entity and have no.
• 2:23:34
  Testecleese: Boston wouldn't count, then.
• 2:23:36
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:23:36
  Claire Rose Hill: Huh?
• 2:23:37
  Testecleese: Boston wouldn't count.
• 2:23:39
  Brian McFadden: Most big cities wouldn't know.
• 2:23:41
  Claire Rose Hill: Okay.
• 2:23:42
  Testecleese: Boston… Boston only has, like, 600,000 people on a… in a particularly good year.
• 2:23:50
  Testecleese: Granted, Boston's not a huge city, either.
• 2:23:54
  Brian McFadden: They think they are.
• 2:23:55
  Testecleese: Well, they're still a giant economic hub in the world.
• 2:24:00
  Testecleese: Especially in, research and development, and medicine.
• 2:24:04
  Testecleese: Especially medicine.
• 2:24:06
  Claire Rose Hill: And I know, maybe, maybe capita, population per capita of the state, if it crosses over a certain threshold.
• 2:24:13
  Testecleese: Well, just per capita income. Once, once this city hits per capita income, because then you don't get…
• 2:24:20
  Testecleese: New York City… oh, here we go, perfect example. Boston, you have to make,
• 2:24:27
  Testecleese: $108,000 a year… no, I'm sorry. You have to pay $98,000 a year for rent for a two-bedroom apartment in Boston.
• 2:24:37
  Claire Rose Hill: Jesus.
• 2:24:38
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 2:24:39
  Brian McFadden: I'm not willing to either.
• 2:24:41
  Testecleese: It's like, dude, in, like, 4 years at that rate, I would own a really nice house out in the burbs, right?
• 2:24:48
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:24:49
  Testecleese: And that… maybe that would keep… These areas are becoming hyperinflated.
• 2:24:55
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:24:56
  Testecleese: And A, even better, then you force people to take the fucking train into town to go to work.
• 2:25:01
  Testecleese: Instead of driving.
• 2:25:03
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, but I think against, like, gerrymandering and keeping, you know, power in the state… in the state's hands, like, when… to people that own power, like, we need to take a look at big cities and start counting them as their own separate entities, because California's got a lot of red areas that are just dominated by the fucking big cities.
• 2:25:22
  Claire Rose Hill: we… Fuckin' Illinois.
• 2:25:25
  Testecleese: Again, Massachusetts.
• 2:25:27
  Claire Rose Hill: Message.
• 2:25:28
  Testecleese: Here's another perfect example. 40% voted Republican.
• 2:25:32
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:25:32
  Testecleese: They're 100% represented by Democrats.
• 2:25:36
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, and then you have,
• 2:25:38
  Claire Rose Hill: Like, New York, I know, is really freaking.
• 2:25:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, New York City makes the decision for the entire state.
• 2:25:46
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah.
• 2:25:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, and maybe we need to look at it the way we do this again, but the problem is there's no way you can make a significant change at this point. You know as well as I, you can only do tiny changes at this point in our history.
• 2:26:01
  Claire Rose Hill: Yeah, I know.
• 2:26:02
  Claire Rose Hill: It sucks.
• 2:26:03
  Testecleese: It's wild.
• 2:26:03
  Claire Rose Hill: I mean, we're talking in hypotheticals, but…
• 2:26:05
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, the United Kingdom's looking to abolish the House of Lords that's been there for 700 years.
• 2:26:11
  Claire Rose Hill: Oh.
• 2:26:11
  Brian McFadden: We talked about this on the last show, and… I know.
• 2:26:14
  Brian McFadden: Repeat offender said that's not really a thing.
• 2:26:18
  Testecleese: It's happening.
• 2:26:20
  Testecleese: And I had just… I had just asked him.
• 2:26:23
  Testecleese: What if people want to get rid of this?
• 2:26:25
  Brian McFadden: We've only had that as an article in this thing.
• 2:26:28
  Testecleese: I know, it was just because we were talking about this and that, but anyway…
• 2:26:31
  Brian McFadden: R.
• 2:26:32
  Testecleese: Anyway, that is our show.
• 2:26:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Hallelujah.
• 2:26:37
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna pull this shit off.
• 2:26:40
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Pinch it! Pinch it good!