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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random creps, random creps. Mac and Bone talk random crap.
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  Speaker 1: Random crap. Random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap. Random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap. Random crap. Random crap. What the deuce?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 3: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 4: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Queen City's favorite born in tandem.
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  Speaker 4: Mac and Bone. Random crap. Mac and Bone. They say,
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  Speaker 4: oh my God, I see the way you shine.
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  Speaker 3: Take your hand, my D, and place them both in mine.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we begin Random Trap Pony with.
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  Speaker 3: The weirdest song on Nick Saban's 60 song playlist. One
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  Speaker 3: of the Alabama, I think AL.com. They released the 60
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  Speaker 3: songs on Nick Saban's playlist. Most of it is as
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  Speaker 3: you would expect, a lot of classic rock, a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of country. He put Even Flow by Pearl Jam
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  Speaker 3: on there. I respect it.
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  Speaker 4: I like it.
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  Speaker 3: But he put this song, Dance Monkey, a 2019 pop hit.
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  Speaker 4: Can you imagine Nick Saban jamming to this? Listen to
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  Speaker 4: the chorus.
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  Speaker 5: It's a good song, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Quit asking. That song is rat poison for the ears. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: we can stop jamming out to this one. When I
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  Speaker 3: hear that song, I think of Nick Saban. How is
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  Speaker 3: that on Nick Saban's playlist? Did Miss Terry have one
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  Speaker 3: of the kids put it on there as like a
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  Speaker 3: prank or something?
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  Speaker 4: How did that thing get on the 60-song Saban playlist?
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  Speaker 4: I haven't been this stunned since Coach K's playlist got leaked.
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  Speaker 2: What's on there? Basically, all Beyonce. Remember, he's a big
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  Speaker 2: Beyonce guy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, he's got a crush. He does. Anyway, I cannot
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  Speaker 4: get over that. It's on the Saban playlist. Beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, the Saban documentary started yesterday. I watched
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of it, not the full thing. Do
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  Speaker 3: you know how many episodes?
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  Speaker 4: This is a ton.
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  Speaker 5: Six.
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  Speaker 4: Six episodes. Saban Doc. And there's Bryce. There's going to
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  Speaker 4: be Bryce in there.
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  Speaker 2: I saw the social media clip where there's never before
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  Speaker 2: seen footage of when he benched Jalen Hurts for Tua.
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  Speaker 4: In a championship game. So that's going to be very interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday had him telling the media, there is no way
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  Speaker 3: I will be the Alabama head coach. And then they
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  Speaker 3: go to him and he says, I knew right then
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  Speaker 3: and there when I said that, that there was going
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  Speaker 3: to be hell to pay if I went to Alabama,
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  Speaker 3: and there was hell to pay. All right, let's get
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  Speaker 3: to more random crap here, Bone Man. Let's talk about
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  Speaker 3: the NFL, Bone. It took the NFL a week, but
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  Speaker 3: they finally came to their senses and And they have
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  Speaker 3: now told everybody that if you score a touchdown and
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  Speaker 3: act like you're drinking a beverage, they will not fine
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  Speaker 3: you for it. Remember the whole Kyle Juszczyk thing? Jake Ferguson.
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  Speaker 3: They thought these guys are acting like they're drinking beers,
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  Speaker 3: and that's an offensive act. Well, what does that make
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  Speaker 3: your 70 gazillion beer commercials? with your official beer Bud Light.
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  Speaker 3: What a hypocritical bunch of fools. But now, Boney, drinking
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  Speaker 3: celebrations are now legal.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Can't wait for Grice. Can't wait for Bryce back to
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  Speaker 2: pop his little apple juice there in the end zone.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a little juice box.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, that's cold, baby. Bryce isn't going to be drinking,
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  Speaker 4: have oil like that. He's going to have something basic.
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  Speaker 4: That is so dang cold, man.
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  Speaker 2: Finney and I would celebrate drinking our, oh, no, that was,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that was choppy. That wasn't Finney, was it?
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  Speaker 2: Strawberry daiquiris. That was not Phitty. That was dropping.
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  Speaker 4: Phitty, we never asked the question we were talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Bone is, what are you?
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  Speaker 3: Daiquiri man. Schrapp, daiquiri man. Are you a strawberry daiquiri
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  Speaker 3: or pina colada man, Fetty?
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  Speaker 4: Never had either one. There you go. There you go.
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  Speaker 4: I'm with you on that.
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  Speaker 5: More of an old-fashioned guy when I go out on
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  Speaker 5: the town drinking.
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  Speaker 4: Look at you. Look at you, man. I didn't know
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  Speaker 4: you had it in you.
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  Speaker 2: This is the most shocking thing since Nick Saban's playlist.
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  Speaker 2: You're an old-fashioned man, Fetty?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right. I've had one in my life. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 4: Is that all it took to become an old fashioned man?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: He just straight up lies and we move on. It's true.
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  Speaker 4: It's true. Slightly exaggerated.
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  Speaker 3: So bone, I got, I feel like I got my
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  Speaker 3: be kind to old lady redemption yesterday. Yesterday there was
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  Speaker 3: severe backlash from many of you. Not all, it was
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  Speaker 3: pretty split, but I had a problem with a woman
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  Speaker 3: that stopped her car in the middle of the street,
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  Speaker 3: just literally in the middle of the road. Um, uh,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it's not dangerous and uncalled for. It's
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  Speaker 3: over kindness. But she allowed an older woman and her
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  Speaker 3: dog to cross the street.
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  Speaker 4: So I got bashed back. It's an old woman. My God.
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  Speaker 4: Just have some patience. Yesterday, Bone, opportunity struck.
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  Speaker 3: Me and an older woman at the Harris Teeter parking lot,
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  Speaker 3: filling up our cars, emptying our carts. I get ready
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  Speaker 3: to take my cart back, realize her cart is now empty,
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  Speaker 3: and she's starting to push it back.
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  Speaker 4: I say, hey, ma'am, would you like me to take
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  Speaker 4: that over for you? I have restored. I'm back even.
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  Speaker 3: I'm back even, Bone, on the be kind to old
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  Speaker 3: lady ledger.
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  Speaker 2: Then I heard when you were crossing, someone got mad
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  Speaker 2: you were taking too long to cross the street is
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  Speaker 2: what I heard.
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  Speaker 4: To cross over back to where the carts go.
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  Speaker 3: I've got no problem waiting for somebody that's... If you're
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  Speaker 3: in a parking lot, you can stop and let people
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  Speaker 3: go by. Why am I sounding like a jerk again?
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, just... I got redemption, Bo. You did?
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  Speaker 3: I got redemption. It's a heartwarming story. There's actually going
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  Speaker 3: to be a Lifetime movie about it. There was rumors
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  Speaker 3: that you were going to try to run over the
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  Speaker 3: lady if she got in your way.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: All right. So let's go to you have the NFL
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  Speaker 3: stupidity that we talked about with trying to make trying
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  Speaker 3: to say mimicking drinking celebrations is offensive.
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  Speaker 4: And they finally have backed down on that. How dumb
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  Speaker 4: is this?
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  Speaker 3: This is Jordan Battle, safety for the Cincinnati Bengals, who
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  Speaker 3: told the media this week that when they're preparing for
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  Speaker 3: this week's game against the Dolphins, he has spotted a
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  Speaker 3: tell from quarterback Malik Wills. He is telling the media this.
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  Speaker 3: There are articles now written all about this, where he
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  Speaker 3: taps the ball, and that means the pass is coming out.
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  Speaker 3: So the talk is that the Bengals now know, Bone,
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  Speaker 3: to jump the route when they see him tap the football.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think about this move to go public
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  Speaker 3: with that intel, Boney?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen,
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  Speaker 4: but it's right up there.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you? They didn't play already. They are going
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  Speaker 2: to play them this week. And he says, on film,
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  Speaker 2: we see this. Why would you tell the opponent? So
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  Speaker 2: he's got time, Mac, to go ahead and fix and
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  Speaker 2: address the issue there days in advance.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Not everything has to be made public there, Jordan Battle.
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  Speaker 2: Why in the world would you do that?
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  Speaker 4: The D.C.
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  Speaker 2: Has got to be like, are you kidding me right now?
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  Speaker 2: We spent time on film. We worked on this. We
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  Speaker 2: showed the guys what the issue is. And he goes
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  Speaker 2: and tells the quarterback, excuse me, sir, we noticed that
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  Speaker 2: you're having an issue tapping the football. Oh, my Lord. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my Lord.
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  Speaker 3: This is all-time moronic pregame commentary stuff.
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  Speaker 4: So now what is Miami going to do? He's going
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  Speaker 4: to tap the ball. They're going to run double.
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  Speaker 3: Moves, and the Cincinnati DBs bite, unless Jordan Battle's playing chess.
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  Speaker 3: And he now has done this to get them now
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  Speaker 3: to run double moves, and they're going to be sitting
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  Speaker 3: on those. Somehow I think he's not playing chess, though, Bone.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to guess Jordan Battle's getting beat at some point.
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  Speaker 4: This week.
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  Speaker 1: This weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I cannot believe what people will say in the media
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  Speaker 3: that they shouldn't say. Did you see the new Fernando
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  Speaker 3: Mendoza State Farm ad, Bone, about him being a change
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  Speaker 3: man in Vegas? I've not seen this one, no. This
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  Speaker 3: is so good. I saw it during the game last night.
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  Speaker 3: It's got all these rebellious things. I'm doing air quotes.
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  Speaker 3: Rebellious things that the goody-goody Mendoza's doing now that he's
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  Speaker 3: in Vegas. He's sitting down at like a poker table
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  Speaker 3: in the casino and he says, go fish to somebody.
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  Speaker 4: And they're like, go fish.
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  Speaker 3: And then they've got him saying, I've already brushed my teeth,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm going to eat this chocolate chip cookie. And
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  Speaker 3: then he says, I haven't called my mom all day.
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  Speaker 3: And then he then he tells Jake from State Farm. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: I got to call her now. I better call her now.
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  Speaker 3: It's really well.
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  Speaker 4: It's good.
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  Speaker 3: It's like you could tell he's got a self-deprecating sense
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  Speaker 3: of humor about the fact that he is like a
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  Speaker 3: choir boy bone.
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  Speaker 4: That is the Vegas QB.
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  Speaker 2: State Farm's advertising budget is off for as many guys
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  Speaker 2: as they pay for their ads. Like, they have a
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  Speaker 2: ridiculous amount of money they spend on these guys. Them
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  Speaker 2: and Subway, right? Because Subway's got like 10 endorsers. State
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  Speaker 2: Farm's got like 10 right now.
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  Speaker 4: They do, man. Caitlin Clark. You had Chris and Cliff
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  Speaker 4: Paul over the years. Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, Mahomes. Andy Reid's
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  Speaker 4: in there, right?
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  Speaker 2: That's true. Kelsey's been in there. Matt, did you see
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  Speaker 2: the debut of the new Bojangles in Las Vegas? Did
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  Speaker 2: you see the images and the videos of the new Bojangles?
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  Speaker 2: That was a souped up Bojangles. That was like Bojangles
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  Speaker 2: at a nightclub Bojangles. That was nothing like we've ever
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  Speaker 2: seen Bojangles be before.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how I feel about that. To me, Bojangles,
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  Speaker 3: all I need is a drive-thru, baby. Drive-thru chicken and biscuits.
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  Speaker 3: That was something.
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  Speaker 2: It looked like Bojangles has a residency and they're opening
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  Speaker 2: for Celine Dion.
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  Speaker 4: Ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to tell her. Have you seen your guy
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  Speaker 3: Joe Bruno's been all over this Wegmans? Oh, I saw it.
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  Speaker 3: Our first ever Wegmans. It's supposed to be like a
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  Speaker 3: grocery store on steroids. And he had video and photos
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  Speaker 3: of it. It opens next Wednesday in the Ballantyne area.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a bit intrigued by this bone. a little bit intrigued.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little far for me, but the images, there's
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  Speaker 2: a whole like... Yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I can zoom right past Ballantyne fit 485.
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  Speaker 4: I can zoom right past it on my way to
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  Speaker 4: God's country. Right by the old ladies on the side
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  Speaker 4: of the road waiting to cross. Mac's going to go
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  Speaker 4: right by them.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm getting bashed for, Mac, if you have to
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  Speaker 3: notify the press when you do a good deed for
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  Speaker 3: an old lady, you are truly a jerk.
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  Speaker 4: Notify the press.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to know that I am the type
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  Speaker 3: of person that will do good things for old ladies,
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  Speaker 3: all right?
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  Speaker 4: I just, oh, my God. I'm just going to stop talking.
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  Speaker 5: Let's circle back to the Wegmans. So let's get this straight.
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  Speaker 5: Wegmans is not too far out of the way for
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  Speaker 5: you to go on your way home. But you disclosed
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  Speaker 5: that going to me and Flound's favorite pizza joint, Mia Familia,
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  Speaker 5: which is six miles away from your house.
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  Speaker 4: That's once I get home.
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  Speaker 3: Once I get home, I'm not very keen to drive
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  Speaker 3: too far for the food.
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  Speaker 5: If you want to go home down 485, get off
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  Speaker 5: on exit 49 on Idlewild. You can just go that way.
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  Speaker 5: Take the long way. Take the scenic route back to
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  Speaker 5: where you live.
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  Speaker 4: I told my wife about Mia Familia. We may give
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  Speaker 4: it a shot. Let me know when you're going.
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  Speaker 5: I'll show up.
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  Speaker 4: But we are.
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  Speaker 3: We just canceled plans. I don't know about you, Bone.
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  Speaker 3: Bone's lazier than me. Bone's DoorDash Central.
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  Speaker 4: He is a dog. How am I involved in this
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  Speaker 4: current discussion right now? I am very.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I have a radius in the Sun Valley area.
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  Speaker 3: If we go to get food, I don't really want
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  Speaker 3: to go outside of it if I'm sitting on the couch.
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  Speaker 4: I don't really want... That race is your driveway.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 2: There's a conspiracy... But I don't do DoorDash like Bone.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to pay all the fees. There's... Well,
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  Speaker 2: I also get refunded most of the time on it
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  Speaker 2: right now still. But there's a conspiracy theory on the
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  Speaker 2: text line. Much like when Diana Rossini-Mack ended up outside
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  Speaker 2: that car accident to save her reputation back in the summertime.
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  Speaker 4: But it was staged?
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  Speaker 2: People think that you may have staged the old lady
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  Speaker 2: to try to get this story out there.
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  Speaker 4: This is not staged at all.
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  Speaker 2: But the video of me doing said good deed will
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  Speaker 2: drop later today on social. I think it was your
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  Speaker 2: own mother. You had her come into town and you said,
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  Speaker 2: I need you to give me your grocery cart.
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  Speaker 3: And she's also calling to talk about what a great
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  Speaker 3: young man I am later today on the show.
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  Speaker 4: But it's not staged at all. No, clearly not.