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Strip Comedy | Son of a Boy Dad #284 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Anyways, welcome back to the Son of a boyd Ad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: We are here live from h Q three. It is
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  Speaker 5: us happy Saint Patty's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Have you say Patty's Day? That everybody?
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  Speaker 5: Patrick St Francis, You're not in the parade.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not Irish. I'm not Irish.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you hate Irish people.
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  Speaker 3: I'm English. Yeah, I like Northern Ireland.
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  Speaker 1: You orchestrated the genocide against the Irish people which was
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  Speaker 1: labeled a potato famine, which is really just a genocide
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  Speaker 1: by the British.
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  Speaker 3: Look, you know, uh go to the need to diversify
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  Speaker 3: their agriculture a little bit. Yeah, put betting your entire
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  Speaker 3: foodstock on one we.
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  Speaker 5: Like French fries and that's it.
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  Speaker 3: It seems a little one dimensional.
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  Speaker 5: Realistically thinking right now with like everything going on with
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  Speaker 5: like Israel Palestine, like people are, uh, what do you
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  Speaker 5: mean It like anti Semitism is growing at a rapid
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  Speaker 5: rate within the country. What do you think would happen
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  Speaker 5: if you went to the parade right now and you
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  Speaker 5: just had a bag of potatoes and you just started
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  Speaker 5: throwing them at the dude's playing bagpipes? Like, do you
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  Speaker 5: think that would like make the news it's like a
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  Speaker 5: hate crime.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good question. No, I don't I think
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  Speaker 3: it would. I think I would get beat up.
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  Speaker 5: You think you get beat up? Or you think people
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  Speaker 5: would be like that's fucking hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think I think yeah. I think I think
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  Speaker 3: it would be one of those things that the Irish
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  Speaker 3: people there would just immediately come after me and snuff
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  Speaker 3: out that problem.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not Irish people at the Saint Patty's Day
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  Speaker 1: Parade in New York. It's like twenty two year olds
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  Speaker 1: is the demographic. I think it's like young drunks. It's
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  Speaker 1: not like it's not even like people from Belfast.
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  Speaker 3: Shit, they make the jump over from Hope Boken.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like that was yesterday. I feel like
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  Speaker 5: today would be like the diehards. The real the real.
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  Speaker 3: Life Irish people don't celebrate Sir Patrick's Day. That's the
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  Speaker 3: whole problem.
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  Speaker 10: It's more of a black people holiday.
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  Speaker 5: Understood understood from.
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  Speaker 10: My understanding of it is that so I think, So Francis,
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  Speaker 10: I like that jacket.
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  Speaker 1: You do a pivot, thank you? It is a nice
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  Speaker 1: jack Japanese.
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  Speaker 11: Can I let you in that Jewish American?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna I'm not even gonna tell you
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  Speaker 3: this secret. What is it? It's too shameful. No, you
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  Speaker 3: have to cost. I actually was given this as a
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  Speaker 3: hand me down from a woman for whom it was
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  Speaker 3: too big. This is a woman for her boyfriend extra small,
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  Speaker 3: not even making that up.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, because it's like a baggy cut.
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  Speaker 3: Super baggy, and it was preposterously big for her.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: So she gave it to me, and I'm wearing it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it looks good, I guess I do you know?
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  Speaker 5: It's now The buttons are on the left.
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  Speaker 3: What is that historically a female?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a telltale sign.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to have that redone. Yeah, you're gonna have to.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to unbutton, but we're.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna have to rip those off and just let it
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  Speaker 3: be one of those true Japanese tunics. Yeah, chore code. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: one of those things that you wear to the spa.
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  Speaker 10: A snaked underneath to the traditional onsen.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe all belts hit.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't know that there was anything that's too
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  Speaker 1: baggy for women. I see women with their sleeves dragging
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  Speaker 1: on their ground next to their stets.
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  Speaker 10: What I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like like stuff that's like okay, it's like
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  Speaker 1: some stuff is cool baggy, and then some stuff looks
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  Speaker 1: like it's Kyle.
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  Speaker 5: Kuzma's like they just just finished skydiving and they're dragging
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  Speaker 5: the parachute around. Yeah, oh shit, that's shocking.
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  Speaker 3: A women's extra small brand?
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  Speaker 5: Can we get a brand A merry m nice?
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  Speaker 3: Of course? Why'd you take off the jacket because I'm
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  Speaker 3: ashamed and you're drawing too much attention to it.
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  Speaker 5: I was given giving you a genuine compliment and that
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  Speaker 5: you removed.
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  Speaker 10: You looked like Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 5: If he makes you feel any better, I don't like
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  Speaker 5: the shirt, so put the jacket back on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm hot now because I'm embarrassed.
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  Speaker 10: I am flush, I am just get down to the
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  Speaker 10: other shirt.
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  Speaker 3: Then, this is a nice white tea. You guys want
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  Speaker 3: white up?
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  Speaker 1: I want to see I went white.
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  Speaker 3: To you last episode. I can't white?
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  Speaker 1: What was that?
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  Speaker 10: What's the brand?
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  Speaker 3: This white tea is sun Spell everyone. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: I get a lot of d ms for about my
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  Speaker 3: T shirts and I hate to do this because it's
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  Speaker 3: free ads. But uh, all my T shirts are from
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  Speaker 3: one company. It's called sun Spell, and they do like
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  Speaker 3: a couple of sales of year, so just wait for
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  Speaker 3: them because they're like one hundred bucks normally.
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  Speaker 10: But T shirts look great for someone with beefy arms.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really have beefy arms.
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  Speaker 1: They're pretty beefy my noodle arms, and that T shirt
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  Speaker 1: would look preposterous.
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  Speaker 10: Dude, I got walked in.
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  Speaker 1: On I don't know, over and up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's cold.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry I didn't know i'd had the company. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the beefy arms definitely make it look like you're like
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  Speaker 1: James Dean.
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  Speaker 3: M rolling them up with a pack of cigarettes and whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, OK, that's cool.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever tried to do that?
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  Speaker 3: No, because I don't smoke. Really.
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  Speaker 5: I tried to do that when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 5: for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in your shirt sleeve.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like I like, like I tried it, like in.
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  Speaker 3: My room, like you're gonna like you're gonna wade through
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  Speaker 3: the waters of Vietnam.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I saw the outsider sick with.
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  Speaker 3: Your rifle over your head and right here.
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  Speaker 5: Or maybe it was maybe it was. I watched stand
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  Speaker 5: By Me and I thought it looked sick. That is
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  Speaker 5: cool because they all do it and stand by me.
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  Speaker 1: All, isn't that about children?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, and they're rolling up there they have SIGs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they all smoke siggs on.
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  Speaker 3: The train tracks. They walked the train tracks.
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  Speaker 5: And see better than a sig. After Supper, I watched
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  Speaker 5: You Don't Remember That.
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  Speaker 1: I watched the movie once and I think it was
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  Speaker 1: like too sad. It made me feel bad.
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  Speaker 5: It does make you feel sad because it's kind of
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  Speaker 5: like a childhood movie.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that, does some one doesn't someone spoiler
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  Speaker 1: alert skip ahead, guy, someone dies right now.
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  Speaker 3: There's a dead body that they want to go see.
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  Speaker 5: But I like the kids die.
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  Speaker 3: I get stand by Me and stand and Deliver mixed up.
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  Speaker 3: Stand and Deliver is the Morgan Freeman Inner City School
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  Speaker 3: movie where he turns a school around.
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  Speaker 5: Interesting.
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  Speaker 10: I love a turn of school around.
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  Speaker 3: Get those locks off those doors.
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  Speaker 1: I was get that confused with Sister Act Too, where
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  Speaker 1: will be Goldberg shaves the school through the power of song.
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  Speaker 5: I always get that mixed up with stand up comedy.
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  Speaker 3: Susterract Too? Is it out of the Habit was that
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  Speaker 3: the subtitle of that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 10: That was a classic movie.
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  Speaker 3: What was your stand up comedy joke there?
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  Speaker 10: I think you just want to start talking about his weekend.
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  Speaker 5: I think it was. I was just kind of it was.
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  Speaker 5: I knew it was a joke, so I figured I'd
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  Speaker 5: say it, maybe get a couple of people to laugh.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was just a pivot. I thought that
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  Speaker 1: was like a segue.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 5: I was just trying to think of something with standing it.
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  Speaker 3: That was the type of joke that should make you
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  Speaker 3: take off your jacket.
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  Speaker 5: Why would I take my jacket off?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Whenever we're shamed on this pod, we
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  Speaker 3: have to take off. It seems to call it like
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  Speaker 3: you strip strip shame. I keep on thinking, say, what
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  Speaker 3: if you say a joke that doesn't land, you have
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  Speaker 3: to remove layer.
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  Speaker 10: Damn it.
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  Speaker 3: The joke doesn't land well, strip will yet. It was
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  Speaker 3: just all in the fucking box.
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  Speaker 10: Just like holding our dicks and balls.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's a funny idea. And then and then
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  Speaker 3: if you say something really funny and everyone last, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: of the audience.
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  Speaker 5: But you guys get to pick what goes back on
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  Speaker 5: the joke, the joke. The person that told the joke
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  Speaker 5: doesn't get to pick.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you know, like socks could be your hat.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta have like a couple of killer jokes.
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  Speaker 10: To dress back to get fully closed.
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  Speaker 5: I see, this is a good idea of something that
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  Speaker 5: will never do.
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  Speaker 3: We'll never do it.
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  Speaker 1: You won't do it, you know, we will do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good. Ron dot com will do it.
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  Speaker 5: People like good ass naked comedy.
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  Speaker 1: Ukrainian broadcast. What countries were they doing like ass naked news?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 3: I think it was Latin American countries right, Oh, I.
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  Speaker 1: Thought it was Eastern European Brazil. I didn't even weather Man.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know that was a thing.
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  Speaker 1: There's like ass naked news is it like, was it
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  Speaker 1: like a try and make people listen to the news more?
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  Speaker 1: I think, I guess, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I guess it would make sense.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Just there's some titties on the screen.
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  Speaker 1: But why not just have a Why not just watch
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  Speaker 1: porno if you want to see some.
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  Speaker 10: Actually I've actually be cut or doppler.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, no, I didn't deserve that. I
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  Speaker 5: did not deserve the coat going.
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  Speaker 3: I fucking laughed out loud.
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  Speaker 1: He laughed, Yeah, that was a double laugher.
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  Speaker 5: I laughed. But I don't know if I you know,
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't have rewarded a piece of clothing.
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  Speaker 3: You wanted me to put the coat back on.
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  Speaker 5: Well, now I don't give a fuck about the coat.
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  Speaker 3: Great I did.
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  Speaker 1: In the beginning, right before this episode started, I lost
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  Speaker 1: my spot in the fucking queue. I ran downstairs to
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  Speaker 1: get my phone because I realized I forgot it because
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  Speaker 1: I was in the queue for the e n T.
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  Speaker 1: And I got down the e NT had called. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: was telling me, and I fucking had been waiting in
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  Speaker 1: the queue for forty five minutes on the phone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: or I was like I waited for so long. They're like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll give you a call back at a certain number,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, they gave me a call back and I
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  Speaker 1: fucking missed it.
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  Speaker 3: So you're doing do you want to talk about that?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: I'm getting my face peeled off.
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  Speaker 5: It's gonna be tough.
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  Speaker 3: What is it that you're doing exactly?
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  Speaker 1: I guess there's like tubes insider knows that they're I
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  Speaker 1: don't know when going down that they're.
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  Speaker 5: It's like when you just put your fingers in your nose,
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  Speaker 5: it's just like there's just a wall there. Yees to
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  Speaker 5: scratch your brain, there's nothing there.
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  Speaker 1: It's like they try to put a camera up and
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  Speaker 1: it just ran into a.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking brick wall.
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  Speaker 10: Oh you have a blockage, yes, Oh a coke blockage.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What if they were just like going through and there
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  Speaker 1: was just dusty old coke owns, just pennies from nineteen
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: ninety seven cracks.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: Made just fucking pebbles start falling out of your nose.
• 15:29
  Speaker 10: This gourmet crack.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: This is thirty year dry age crackde.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: I want hung out with a French kid who took
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: a condom and he I think he stuck it down
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: his nose and then pulled it out and went like that.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Ew And then for his next trick, he started blowing
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: up the condom and then pulled it over his head
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: and went and he blew up a giant bubble condom
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: around his head.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Weirdly, French of ship, French acrobat culture is getting out
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: of control.
• 16:10
  Speaker 10: I mean with that, they're always doing ship like that,
• 16:12
  Speaker 10: the acrobats.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: You've never seen a French guy who doesn't have one
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: of those big rainbow things just pull out of.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: His mouth when you try and smell it. The guy
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: man on the Wire, he was like a French acrobat
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: who walked.
• 16:29
  Speaker 10: The twin towers.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Then there's a guy who's like crushing it on Instagram
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: right now. He's always like throwing fucking little knives up
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: and they land on carrots that he pulls out of
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: his pea hole and stuff like that. Have you guys
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: seen that French acrobat He's fucking sick, goofy ass French track.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: And then now you're you're condom boy. Yeah, French acrobats
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: coming threes.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Condom one is definitely a good party trick.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Well, that kid always he was impressive. He was on
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: the national rink hockey team. Like roller, you play hockey
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: on roller on rollers, not even blades.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: See, I never understand that because you can't really stop.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: You got the break on the toe.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's not like in like hockey. There's a
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: lot of like hard stop run the other one.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: You know what. Listen. I thought ring hockey was gonna
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: not be that cool. I went and saw them play.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: It was cool.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Do a lot of people take like big falls.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: It's physical, I'd imagine, I mean checking they're wearing knee
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: pads or elbow pads. They got stuff going on. They
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: might even I think they had helmets on too. I
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: can't remember if they had helmets or not.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Like, because if you get hit in hockey, you could,
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: hypothetically you can stay on your feet, like it's a
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: lot easier to catch your balance than I imagine if
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: you had wheels on your feet.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I agree with that. I would
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: what what? Why would Why is it any different? I mean,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: why why would.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: It be because skates can drift side to side wheels,
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: I see what you mean. You're talking like you could
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: slide on skates to the side. That's how you stop.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I mean this is probably like a physics experiment that
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: we could figure out out. Yeah, should I call my dad?
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I had a science question for you. Let me see
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: if I can remember it, because I knew science runs
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: in your family.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I usually just I would call my dad for stuff
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: like if you shoot a gun.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Out of a oh yeah, how long till that comes down?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Because that's where in whenever, like in Iraq or wherever
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: they have a holiday, they just fire ak forty sevens
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: into the air. Yeah yeah, and somewhere they just do that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Seven villages over fourteen animal stuff lands.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Are just I think they do that when they just
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: feel any sort of excitement or anger. Yeah yeah, like
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: all the Celtics one.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: It's a boy.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh shit. The rice is getting here today Taco Tuesday,
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: because you know in those countries, they someone always shows
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: up with just a fucking truckload of rice.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: You're talking about the un Yeah, yes, he drops yeah, yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: they wanted to shoot out.
• 19:04
  Speaker 10: The rest of the aid. It's just getting parachuted in
• 19:07
  Speaker 10: Holy ship.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: That's Jasmine got got God.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: The bus mighty.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Do you guys have a favorite rice.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: I actually do like jazzmin rice, the.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Long cut white ones. Yeah, yeah, pretty good. Yeah.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: But isn't there like a little bit of.
• 19:25
  Speaker 10: Spice in there or an herb saffron maybe?
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Well, Saffron's the most they say, the most expensive spice
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: in the world.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Really Yeah, what God, the smacks of someone who went
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: to Morocco recently.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to it's hard to I think, extract, cultivate.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It yields very little.
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: They use it in iPhones, I'm pretty sure.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure that that they mined in
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: south in the south central regions of Africa and used
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: to make iPhones and also to spice a bus mighty rice.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: It's the reason China wanted to bat Mmmm.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: It's the reason that Ukraine is fighting over the Crimea,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: which I guess is because for the Black Sea. I
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: didn't know that. A cab driver just told me that
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Ukraine and Russia care about Crimea because the Black Sea
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: is that accurate?
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: What is it rich? With?
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Source it with?
• 20:16
  Speaker 13: Uh?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: I think it's it's like a warm water port or something,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: a warmer.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Water Is that because they always pee in their pool?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: It's probably because they're pissing because the Ukrainians and Russians
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: are just swirling pissed together like a suicide soda. You
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: ever make a suicide like two different types of soda?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, co soda machine.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Of course, that's called a suicide.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: I never heard anyone call that, but I used to
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: appreciate it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Damn well.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: I was like four when I was doing that, so
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: we didn't really know the word.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't weekend really, Yeah, I just did it at
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: a Buffalo Wild Wings yesterday. It's never good if you
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: have diet coke like ninety percent of the way in
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: a splash of root beer or doctor pepper.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good. But I thought you meant like.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: That you having the restraint of an adult as a child,
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I thought, combined all the colors of the rainbow and
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: then tell everyone it's good when it's actually not awful.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: It's terrible. You're like, I want to do a cherry coke,
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: power aid, orange juice, sprite milk.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Ye throw a little that milk in there from the
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: coffee station.
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: At Penn State there was a milk vending machine.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh dude, we had a milk vending machine like
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: a soft serve. Yeah, whatever, chocolate milk.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: My buddy Ben, My buddy Ben, when we were in
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: middle school. He every day he would get a power
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Aide from the vending machine and then a pack of
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: sour Patch kids and he would dump all the sour
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Patch kids into the power aid and convince us it
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: was delicious. And he would do this every day. Yeah,
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: so he's dead.
• 21:48
  Speaker 14: In his.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Ya.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: That's such an aggressive amount of sugar to marinate your
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: teeth in. That is nasty.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Wait, so really quick, So back to your nose. So
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: you're gonna get this procedure done? Do you have a
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: date Wednesday?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Ship is this week? Okay, So they're gonna go in.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Are they gonna build like their stints to open your
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: nostrils up? Splints? I don't know what they call it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Stints does sound right?
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: Probably?
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: I think they're just like shaving down some ship inside
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: my nose. Shout out to the doctor, Rightata.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: My guy's name was Peak Woo.
• 22:27
  Speaker 10: Okay, people like a roller coaster.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: It's the thirds of the Asian iteration of the childhood
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: game Peak a boo.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Who was that dude that used to make the videos
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: on vine? The Rata Ta guy remember him then?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: It was like he wound up having a recognizable name.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: And that's why when people are like the Maryland foodie
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: boys are going to be big like two years from now.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: The Ratta Ta guy was great, you'd be like Brian.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Rot.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: He make those videas to be like like pull up
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: at your girl house, pussy scood off Tatata.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: I never saw these. You never saw them, but I
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: didn't consume vine the way that your generation did.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was pretty big.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: You would have been that big.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: No, this was guy. This was a guy. He wasn't
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: big because he was funny. He was big because he
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: was like a creature.
• 23:26
  Speaker 10: It was also like it was like hocto ish too.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like he just had like he's in jail surprise.
• 23:33
  Speaker 10: He was just like he would film himself in the mirror.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: He pretty good, obliques, pretty good like v cut but
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: just like a skinny white passing. But I guess if
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: his name is Silva, probably Hispanic bro who just been
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: talking to the mirror, film himself talking to the mirrors.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Known, well, so you're gonna go do your nose, You're
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: gonna you're gonna be so you were wondering about how
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: the recovery is right.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: They talked in the next day. He's been very I
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I haven't been able to get a clean answer out
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: of doctor.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Right Tata, I just don't know. I doubt it if
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I'll be able to come in the next day.
• 24:12
  Speaker 10: Well, you said you had it, and you said your
• 24:14
  Speaker 10: brother in law had it.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: But yeah, but mine was mine? Was not mine? Was
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: the like? Imagine if you just got renovated your face,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: why did you need that? Because I had been beaten up.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: By the main guy. Yeah that's what. And you're saying
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: that you would like to see this main guy again
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: and have a laugh with him about this.
• 24:34
  Speaker 10: He reconstructed your face, I'd be pissed off.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I don't even necessarily blame him. It was
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: that when they reset my nose, I don't think they
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: did it correctly and they just the whole left nostril
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: closed off.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Doctor R is supposed to be the best in the world.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: But I don't know about doctor Wu peak.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Wu peak Wu peak Wu. Didn't do my nose. He
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: scraped out the polyps from my vocal cords during the
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: same you know procedure they did. They did under one
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: as they did the vocal cords where which made me, which,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: by the way, I need to do again because I
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: get horse from like one day of talking in and outside.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: That's very white.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: It's ridiculous, m hm. And what that is it's polyps
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: have grown again on my vocal cords. I know this
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: is exactly what used to happen. Interesting, and I'm horse
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: all the time and it drives me insane.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: So what what? What is?
• 25:29
  Speaker 10: What areative of?
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: They're just a little scabs. They're little blisters that grow
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: in your vocal cords and make you from overuse too
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: much sun. But I actually think I'm getting them a
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: little bit from drinking a lot, because I always get
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: horse after I drink, even if I'm not talking that loudly.
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: You got to reach Sass's book.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: I drink so much this weekend, sounds like it might
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: be time for you to just try the easy way.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: By car, He's got a whole, He's got They list
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: his books on the back, and it's like, I'm reading
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: how to stop vaping, and then there's obviously like how
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: to stop smoking, and like how to stop drinking.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Couldn't these all have just been one book?
• 26:03
  Speaker 10: Pretty much?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: What the fuck, babe.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Then there's randomly one.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: The tank engine kicks his heroin at there's.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Randomly ones that are like how to stop smoking for
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: women like that that'll do. Like there's like that's it,
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: and you're like, well, how is that different from how
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: to Stop Smoking for men? But I guess you got
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: to read both.
• 26:25
  Speaker 10: The Oral Fixation Venus.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just them being like, you know, Harry Potter.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: The movie adaptations, they decided to split the seventh book
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: into two movies for clear money grab we can do
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: the same.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I guess it's like Doctor Pepper for men.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Remember that?
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Did they make that? Yeah?
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: It was a huge deal. Really, Oh yeah, I remember
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: the commercials. It would be like a fucking yetti and
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: he'd be like Dr Pepper only for men. And then
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: people were like, why is this the thing?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I auditioned to be the spokesperson for Dr Pepper.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: That would have been an amazing gig, the.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Flow of Doctor Pepper. Damn auditioned for that role. I
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: didn't even get.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Justin Guarini.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: It's the sweet one.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Is that guy? I think that's the guy.
• 27:14
  Speaker 10: Justin Guarini was.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: He came in second in the first American idol to
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson. Damn, that would have been such a good
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: gig and he got a millionaire. I'm pretty sure that's
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: he's a guy who's like, it's the sweet One.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I love Doctor Prince. It's just a Prince knockoff, right,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: that's what they're doing.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: I guess they do a lot of like college football
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: commercials where they're like, no, the transfer portal. You ever
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: see those?
• 27:39
  Speaker 10: I kind of two now commercials.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: You've never seen those commercials.
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: I just don't pay that much attention during commercials.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: They're on constantly.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: I start games an hour and a half late so
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I can skip them.
• 27:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah, by the end you sync up.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: By the way, you.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Guys haven't seen these commercials where they're like, Dad, are
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: we gonna is our team gonna make the playoffs this year?
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: He's like, we're contender for sure, and they're like, oh no,
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: the tradsfer portal. And then they'll be like Caleb Williams
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: getting like sucked into the and then like all that's
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: left behind is a doctor Pepper and they're like, well
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: least they left the doctor Pepper behind. It's the sweet one.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: The commercial lens, Damn, you would have your life.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Would you wouldn't be here today with us if you
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: had gotten that gig?
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what the I think
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: people assume it's so much more than it is. It's
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: it's definitely a lot, but I don't know how much
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I knew it was crazy when I saw Travis Scott
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: wapping up Jake from State basketball game.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Jake from State Farm.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Jake from State Farm rolls up to basketball games like
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Stephen A. Smith, Like he's on the.
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: Court walking on this side.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, is he owns Playboy Cardies album?
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: The fuck is Jake from State Farm.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: He's like a cultural like and they like respect the
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: hell out of him, Like he must be like the
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: man to party with or something.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's probably He probably just always has like a
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: bag on him or something.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fat bag.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jake, the bag man. It is Khakis from State Farm.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: He's got like a dime bag that has the State
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Farm logo on it.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: The pills are pressed stamped into it. It's crazy because
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: do you remember the original Jake from State Farm was
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: like a fat white guy, what are you wearing khakis?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: He's like a Midwestern fat white guy. It's like season
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: one of the Fresh Prints when Aunt Viv was like
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: a dark skinned black lady, and then by season two
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: it's like a light skinned black lady. This is Jake
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: from State Farmer Racer, Like, the kids are not going
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: to remember that was a fat Midwestern guy. Are there
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: a black guys named Jake. No, I'm trying to think
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: of one. I'm only thinking of like mobile quarterbacks, like
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Jake Locker and Jake Plumber.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Jake from State Farm I think is easily my least
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: favorite like commercial person by a mile.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: But that's because you like Melissa vinethrub who's that I'm
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: pretty sure that she's the.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: One that was getting like they had to like shut
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: down commercials. They had to like pull commercials off the
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: air because she was getting like sexually harassed. Yeah, because
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: I guess she has like big tits or something.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: That's exactly right.
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: Milana vine thrub Well, I was close on that.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: It's amazing her braw size is actually the same as
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: their cellular network. That's definitely that would have been one
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: to put it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: That would have put a jacket back on. Yeah, that
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: would have put a jacket on for sure.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: They saw what Flow from Progressive was doing, and they're like,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: oh no, we're going to fucking sexual.
• 30:47
  Speaker 10: But now Progressive is onto like their fifth iteration. They
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: went to like the white.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Guy, Yeah, and then the switch guy.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: They're in trouble.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I think, yeah, they can't afford to Flow.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: They're scrambling, they squeeze her ass, and yeah they're trying
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: to a franchise dag on her.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just a question for Higgins.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Contrast, which is in t higgins contract was crazy.
• 31:09
  Speaker 10: You wanted to give it to him for the Patriots.
• 31:11
  Speaker 10: I know you did.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: I just don't even know how the Bengals can afford that.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: They're just gonna have the worst defense in the league
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: for the rest of four years.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Sucks stick.
• 31:21
  Speaker 10: So you think I'm fucked for the surgery.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think. I don't think it's going to
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: be that bad. I'd be surprised if you could come
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: to work the next day, though.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: What am I going to be doing?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: You need to lie down?
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: Hopefully I got some of those Mexican oxy's still they
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: prescribe me some they prescribed you oxy.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: No, it was like.
• 31:37
  Speaker 10: Tiling Thailand coded with codine or something.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Is that a thing or some ship like that? Getting
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: creative in the lab?
• 31:46
  Speaker 10: Now, yeah, you have it's like a touchy roll. How
• 31:50
  Speaker 10: does it take to get to the Thailand?
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: One suck on this coding law in there's gonna be
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: a great surprise in the middle.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: They prescribed me a double cup. They prescribed me a
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: cup of mud. Yeah, so, uh, I'm nervous about that.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: But I'm also it's like there there's They're like, we'll
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: call you the day before with your surgery time, like
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: it's like a surprise buddies vacation or something like that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they're gonna let me know right beforehand where and
• 32:23
  Speaker 10: when to show up.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're flying stand by?
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Why am I flying? Surprising because aren't they going
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: to put you under? Yeah? They'll put you fully under, right, Yeah,
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: so you'll need a day to not eat and drink. Right,
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I'd love to know how much they got to use
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: to put you under.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: It's not enough.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like that's all.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: We have on hand.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: He's still wide awake.
• 32:46
  Speaker 10: Start going right into his veins, Start jabbing him, sir.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Have you been experimenting with Mexican oxycon?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: For years?
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Start counting down from ten, got a little cocktail coming
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: from me, buddy, I met.
• 33:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I've been counting for months.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: My grandfather used to what's the lowest.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: You've ever made it? On that account?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Like eight?
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: I think I get to seven or six. Yeah, it's
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: unbelievable how well it works. You're like, yeah, I get
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: why Michael Jackson died to sleep that well is worth
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: dying for. That's how like if I could.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: Say, Michael Jackson must have been counting one individual sheep
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: and then he's out, well.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: I would imagine they just keep they had to. He
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: probably built up a tolerance. Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: My grandfather had to get a bunch of surgeries throughout
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: his life, and one of them he was getting back surgery,
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: and he woke up in the middle of it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: That's one of my biggest fear.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: He was just awake the whole time.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: They made a movie about that. Really, Yeah, they made
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: a movie where the entire premise is that the guy
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: is awake during surgery. There's a name for it. There's
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: a term for that medical phenomenon.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: At least back surgery, like you're on your stock, like
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: you probably like, at least it's all you're waking up
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: and all of a sudden, you can just see the
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: inside of your body. Hold on, imagine if you were
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: getting like your appendix removed or some shit, you woke up.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: I'm just right there to your appendix is just in
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: front of you.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I've heard of surgeries, brain surgeries where they have to
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: keep you awake because they're like so close on a
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: wire that it could funk with your motor memory. Yeah,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: and so they're like they'll they'll like keep you like talking.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: People like if you slip into Spanish, like across.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: The wire.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: One people slipping fluent Mandarin vibe, see, dude, people will
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: like play like if they're like a musician, people will
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: play like if you're like if you say you're like
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: a professional piano player or a violin, they'll play the violin.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Surgery.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so they don't forget. I've told the story one
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: hundred times when I listen to.
• 34:57
  Speaker 10: Start playing a Spanish song.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: There's an old NPR episode of a talking about a
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: dude or I guess an NPR interview talking about a
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: dude who he got brain surgery and then when he
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: got out of the surgery, he was just a full
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: on pedophile and like he was a completely normal guy,
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: like had a family, never had any issues at all.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: And then he came out of surgery and they found
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: like eight tera bites of child porn on his laptop
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: and he got he didn't he wasn't guilty like he
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: got he got like he got off on it.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: This sounds very far fetched.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, I swear, dude, I could call bo right now
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: and ask because he's made me listen to the episode
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: like nine times.
• 35:37
  Speaker 10: If I'm a lawyer, I'm hearing this story and licking
• 35:39
  Speaker 10: my child.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: It's a real story. You should sa should look at what.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like it's a great defense for every other
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: pedophile ever. So oh, no, he got his wires crossed.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: He just accidentally is a pedophile.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: But he didn't even know that he had downloaded the porn.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: No, I think he knew, but they were like it
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: was a fuck up on.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: The like, oh he stewed for medical mouth proud something
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they made him a better file because he like
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: clearly wasn't. I swear to god, you can make someone
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: at him. He clearly was not.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: My guess would be that the doctor uncovered that he
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: was a pedophile.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Now now it was literal wires that they He was
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: like a totally normal guy before.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, so hold on a second. He has the surgery.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: It was a brain surgery. It was a brain surgery, okay.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: And then he next thing, you know, he has tons
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: of child pornography. Yes, did he? He downloads the child
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: pornography in a waking, conscious moment.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It was after the surgery.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: He said that you'd listened to the interview eight times,
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: so I'm assuming you know it front. That's a lot
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: of time.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: I probably listened to it twice.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, So I want more details.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Let me text Mell right now and ask him which one.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: I don't think I'm gonna call him because he's in Spain.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: We'll just give him a FaceTime audio FaceTime that's free.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, let me just to happen.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: I can voice call him.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: It's just it's crazy that there's the premise that everybody
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: is like one wire cross away from being a pedophile.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I think we all want to believe that, But to me,
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: this is Harry being a pedophile sympathizer.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah no, no, no, no, you're live to tape on
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: Son of a boy, dad, do you remember what the
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: do you remember when we listened to that NPR interview
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: about the dude who was like normal and then he
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: got brain surgery and he turned into a pedophile? Oh? Yes,
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: radio that's what it was, was radio lab.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I forget the episod. Ask some clarifying question.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Francis had some clarifying questions.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: I know you too, man, I just wanted to know.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: So did he he went into the surgery and then
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: had the surgery, was a brain surgery, and then he
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: woke up a pedophile. That's the way Harry's presenting this.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so then he downloaded a ton of child pornography.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: But then Harry is saying that he got off in
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: the court case. Oh, that wasn't his fault. Yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 12: I agree exactly what happened, But I think I don't
• 38:23
  Speaker 12: think he went to prison for it because they could
• 38:25
  Speaker 12: look at the surgery that happened, the behavior that followed,
• 38:31
  Speaker 12: and I think it depended on that.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, so asking for a friend, So you're saying that
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: there's a surgery that can make you be a pedophile.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Does that mean there's a surgery that can make you
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: not be a pedophile.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: You would think yeah, or do you think that right
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: after surgery? Maybe you just start acting on pedophilia and
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: just be like, oh no, it's the surgery.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: See that's what I think happened, because I have surgery
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: on Wednesday. Okay, well yeah, if you could send it
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: the radio you're saying, it's radio lab, radio lab pedophilia
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: medical surgery, right, that'll get us there.
• 39:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I should get you there.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh that'd be good. Yeah, because I don't tend to.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I don't really like googling anything related to that stuff.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Huse spain. Brother, it's great, It's really good.
• 39:26
  Speaker 12: I only have until Friday and then I go back home.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: It's been a great, very cool. Well, we appreciate you.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: I look forward to seeing you again soon and good luck.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Thanks for thanks for chiming in.
• 39:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, of course, Well thanks for having me, and enjoy.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: The rest of the chat. That's everyone by.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: That enjoying the rest of the chat is nice.
• 39:49
  Speaker 10: Wow, that's what both sounds like him.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: You know, bo Is. You'd be so surprised by bo
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: bo Is so much.
• 39:57
  Speaker 10: He's so great, he's everything.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: He's just charming, he's handsome, he's tall, he's dashing. He's
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: not tall, he tries he's not tall.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Now I'm taller than.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Him for real.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, he just had that presence that makes I'm
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: the second tallest in our friend group.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Behind for Peters. Yeah, Peters is tassed.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: He's like six' four six.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: THREE i, THOUGHT i Mean bo presented to me as
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: the biggest man in the.
• 40:25
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• 40:29
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• 40:32
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• 40:35
  Speaker 5: One you walk at five, ten you Measure, YEAH i
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  Speaker 5: very rarely reached my limit of. Height, YEAH i never
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• 40:44
  Speaker 1: POTENTIAL i really don't unlock my AND i don't even
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• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Back, Yeah i'm doing it wrong.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: COMPLETELY i just stretched my abs into a couple more.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Inches i'm probably measured big at the, combine but on the,
• 40:56
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• 41:00
  Speaker 5: True oh yeahs.
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  Speaker 5: Story, okay good BECAUSE i got a good one after.
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  Speaker 3: All. Right i'm sorry, everybody BUT i was on a
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: flight yesterday from The dominican Of republic back To, america
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: and so much. Happened But i'll do. It i'll do it.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: QUICKLY i won't do forty five.
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  Speaker 5: APOLOGY i want to apologize for destroying the episode On. Thursday. Yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: now people hated.
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  Speaker 5: OUT i was angry about my flight, situation and THEN
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  Speaker 5: Just a. Chat i'm pretty aware of when it's getting
• 44:10
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• 44:14
  Speaker 3: HE i don't feel good about.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: THAT i did notice that right before this episode you
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: were like trying to unload some some flight stuff so
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you could kind of be fresh and. Free, yeah coming
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: back from The Dominican.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: All, Right So i'm flying back from The Dominican. Republic i'm,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: ununited SO i don't have, status BUT i pay up
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: for an emergency exit, seat AND i choose the window,
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: seat AND i thought that would be a good. Idea
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: but for whatever, reason on this particular window, seat in
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: this emergency exit, seat the window and the, door the
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: emergency door came out from the. WALL, Whoa SO i
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: had less room than even a normal seat like the
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: one behind me had more. Room, yeah at least to the.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Right So i'm now already hemmed in from the. Right
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: and then who sits next to me in the middle?
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Seat beef the, biggest the biggest black. GUY i, mean
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: this guy, awesome. Dude i'll tell you. Why it was
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: the only REASON i bring up the fact that he's
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: black is because it. Matters you'll, see but He he's
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: wearing a full like sweatsuit and which just made he was.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Strong he was a, big strong. Guy where were you
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: flying to from The Dominican republic back To New york
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: three and a half hours But i'm like, Hungover, no
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Here's New York. East he was wearing sunglasses the whole,
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: flight if you know WHAT i. Mean Respect, yeah he was.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Cool he also had he also had his wallet was
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: a hatched to a chain that was a chain you
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: could tow a boat out of the water with it
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: was the. Thickest the links on the chain were fucking that.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Big they were fucking, huge and all of this just
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: it was just. Big he was a big, guy but
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: he was he was nice to. Me AND i say
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: that because ten to twenty minutes into the, flight by the,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: way people have been mocking me for the fact THAT
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: i have one of these sticky suction stickers on the
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: back of my. PHONE I i have that BECAUSE i
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: WANT i like to watch movies on my phone on
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: FLIGHTS i AND i NEVER i was at to hold,
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: it SO i got that in order to that's, nice
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: just be able to stick it on the back of the.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Screen that's WHY i have, that not to take selfie
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: videos or something super blame like. That So i'm trying
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: to stick this to the back of the, thing and
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: the guy taps me on the shoulder and show me
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: that on that Particular united airplane they have one of
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: these little, trays these trays that you can fold, down
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: which is an amazing, application.
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: Right probably cost ten cents to add. On But, delta
• 47:12
  Speaker 10: for whatever, reason what for fucking.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Reason until all their planes crashed and then they'll refresh
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: their new fucking.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Fleet, yeah we kind of need.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: To so we bonded over. That that was. Nice we
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: didn't say, anything but he just showed me. THAT i was, like,
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: oh that's. Awesome but as he falls, asleep he starts
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: getting bigger and bigger and.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: Bigger he's, expanded.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: He's man, spreading his legs are coming. Out AND i respected,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: HIM i liked, him AND i didn't want to wake him.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Up and my theory is that unless you create that
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: flush contact with your seat mate at the, beginning you
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: missed the. Boat. Right if we had immediately in the
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: beginning just touched knees and kept it, there we would
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: have been. Fine we probably would have both preferred. It
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: but as it, WERE i felt him AND i kept
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: receding over to the, right and he kept getting bigger and,
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: bitter to the point that in his arms he was
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: sitting like, this his shoulders EVERY i, mean so both,
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: arms how much do to? Eighty but he was like five.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: TENS i was hoping for.
• 48:33
  Speaker 10: THREES i was hoping for.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Fource but you, know he. WASN'T i wouldn't say he was.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Fat he was just like. BIG i, think like running,
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: back kind of like outsideline backer.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Type yeah About, Samuel, YEAH i.
• 48:50
  Speaker 10: Mean to eighties bigger to eighties sixty, pounds bigger Than.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: James who's The james Uh Pittsburgh steel defensive, Players James
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: harrison that kind of a body god, interesting and he
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: is getting bigger and. Bigger the armrests are both. Dominated
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: he's leaking over AND i am just going farther and
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: farther in AND i can't go right because of the.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Door so for three HOURS i sat leaning this, way
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: hunching my. NECK i could feel my spine with. Me,
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: yeah that's, brutal just deeply, uncomfortable just. Misery was this for?
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: BARSTOOL i went on my divorce, party divorce chiller, party got?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: It got? IT i had a divorce chiller that's, fun
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: which looks. INCREDIBLE i would highly recommend anyone who's gone
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: through divorce to. Have once you get happy, again you
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: should have a divorce chiller. Party AND i think women
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: should have a divorce. Chillerette AND i initially thought of
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: calling it divorce aalor you gotta go divorce. Chiller why
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: it just is more, fun it's, chunkier is? Nice, Yeah
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: so what do you?
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Do?
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Like you just had all the. Lads WHEN i went.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: With three of my buddies on a golf trip to
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: The Dominican republican.
• 50:08
  Speaker 10: CAN i ask what their marital status.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Is all of them are happily, married, interesting and so
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: they're just like down to clown with.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: You, yeah in a, WAY i would almost say that
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: they want me to keep getting married and divorced free
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: him so we can do this on a more regular
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: and it's fady to get.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Divorced, yeah, yeah that sounds like it sound and looked
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: super fun from the.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Pictures, yes it was. Awesome it was really really. FUN
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: i MADE t shirts with a logo THAT i had
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: sourced from a logo design, competition Which i've done in
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: the past on one of those like ninety Nine designs
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: websites whatever it, is and you put up a cash
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: prize for whichever designer you give prompts about what you,
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: want and then they create. Designs, HOWEVER i selected my,
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: winner gave them a little bit of, feedback and then
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: ninety Nine designs reached out and, said it appears is
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: that the designer winning designer that you chose USED, ai
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: which is against the rules of our. Website do you
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: want us to disqualify this. Person but by that POINT
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: i had grown very fond of the design and it
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: was too, late SO i, said, no that's. Okay, HOWEVER
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: i was annoyed because if If i'd known that they
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: were just gonna USE, AI i would have done it, myself.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: YOURSELF i mean there are levels. TOO i think not
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: ALL ai is created the. SAME i think there's levels
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: to people's ability WITH.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: AH i should have. KNOWN i, mean this guy submitted
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: like forty eight. Designs he was cranking, them And i'm,
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: like there's no.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: Way he probably wasn't even. Up he was probably just a.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Robot well they're pumping out. Designs they're all.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: From, Indonesia, pakistan and you, know FUCKING i know this
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: BECAUSE i kept explaining they had a very hard time
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: with Divorce chiller, yeah and they were like what Is
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: AND i was, like, well my marriage. Ended and then
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: they made a shirt that was Like Franz francis's happy
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: marriage golf. Party i'm, like, no, no it's not. That
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: it's quite the opposite of.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: That it's so, unhappy so, happy unmarriaged Golf.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Parky they could not figure out the, concept AND i was,
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: like just take the Words i'm sending you and put
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: that on a FUCKING t. Shirt and uh, so, anyway
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: we FINALLY i got. THAT i had to get. THAT
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: i got the, design and THEN i went and BOUGHT
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: t shirts At i'm not gonna say, where but like
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: a nice leisure were, store and then brought them to
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: A t shirt printing place around.
• 52:42
  Speaker 10: Here you got ALLOW t shirts and had.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Them i'm gonna, SAY i got WORY t shirts because
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: we love wor here on the, podcast and, UH i
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: do love it's v U O R.
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: I i've been saying it, wrong.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: BUT i, YEAH i went and got those and THEN
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: i had them printed and THEN i had some on the,
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: BACK i did the big logo and then on the
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: FRONT i did The UH i didn't what is it
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: called when you embroidery the different teams that we were
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: going to break the break ourselves into for our matches of.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Golf so you went all.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: OUT i went all. OUT i brought a really nice
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: bottle of wine in my golf bag again kind of
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: held my breath hoping it wouldn't. Break it made. It
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: everything was, great just had an awesome. Time so can
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: what CAN i?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Wine is?
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: It twenty Twelve Dominus. Magnum can we ask what the
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: shirts ended up Saying frans Divorce. Chiller then it said
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: the name of where we, went and Then Dominican. Republic
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: but the, LOGO i, MEAN i can show you. PICTURE i,
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Could we'll print, It we'll show.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: You do you anticipate these brothers wearing these shirts?
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Again ACTUALLY i? Do? Yeah everyone was. Really it raised
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: the whoop, Level i'm sure for, like you, know TWO x.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: WHENEVER i also got everyone a box tailor made golf,
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Balls taylor gloves Because taylor made is awesome and sends
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: those to me so through for, play and so everyone
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: got all kinds OF i just had like a care
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: package that's great for everyone when we got there and
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: just take off a. Trip it was. Awesome if you're
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: gonna do a divorce, chiller you should have like a
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: grab bag of gifts. Stuff it doesn't.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: HAPPEN i feel like any gathering of the fellows you
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: should do. That, yeah but it depends on who you
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: in charge For montana this. SUMMER i Think i'm we
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: gotta MAKE i gotta make custom.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Shirts you should that'd be. Cool, yeah that'd be. Cool
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: is there some sort of like fly fishing gear that
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: everyone likes or wants or would.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Wear, yeah PROBABLY i could probably find.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: SOMETHING i, mean you got to make the custom shirts
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and then like let us lift the design to sell the,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: shirts BECAUSE i guarantee that like sass Is montana fishing
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: bash like would go crazy as a design that would be.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: COOL i think hats like a hat like This fellas
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: hats are.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Awesome that's a great. Call a rope pad making, Viewery,
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: yeah that would BE i thought about doing. HATS i
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: didn't have time to get that. Together AND i also
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: thought about there were some other great designs that were
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: a little, smaller and INITIALLY i wanted to put those
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: on the golf, balls but ran out of time for that.
• 55:14
  Speaker 10: Too did you have any?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Mamajuana, no mamajuana is the Local oh the.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: DRINK i saw. THAT i thought you were talking about.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Marijuana, no. MAMAJUANA i saw THAT i didn't have any
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Of it's so fucking.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Delicious what is.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Sugary it's like like maybe like a rum rich rum
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: tea type.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Deal they're big on rum down like.
• 55:35
  Speaker 10: That but it's so fucking.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: NICE i was never a rum.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Guy me, Neither and that's why The mamajuana fucking knocked
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: my socks off Because i'm not a rum.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: MAN i like rum in a blended frozen. Drink, yeah
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: as like inside of it and then you throw a
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: little rum float on.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: TOP i like The Rum diaries as like a fourth
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: hundred S thompson book to get.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Into a good fun. One After fear And, Loathing no
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: fear enough fear and, loathing that's for.
• 55:58
  Speaker 10: Sure Campaign Hell's angels and.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: Then Hell's ANGELS i couldn't get.
• 56:05
  Speaker 10: Through, WELL i guess you just.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: BECAUSE i didn't realize just like one long.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Article, yeah he was embedded with, them.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah it's not like uh, like it's not even
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: close to like fear AND i.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Don't, know there's like some pretty gnarly tales of like
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: uh violence and like rape and ship like.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: That. Yeah is?
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: It is it worth? READING i thought it was good, Interesting.
• 56:29
  Speaker 10: No take my word for. It, Though i'm more of
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: a parenting book.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: Guy, Yeah i'm more into just learning how to quit
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: things THAT i.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Enjoy what was your to quit video? Games the easy?
• 56:45
  Speaker 10: Way there probably is an easy way for video.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: Games never quitting video, games wholesome thing that you have?
• 56:51
  Speaker 10: Going what's your plane?
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: Story, oh mine's not really much of a.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Plane oh WAY i HAVE i have to finish. It.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Finished SO i get off the plane And i'm so
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: uncomfortable That i'm desperate to get off the. Plane, yeah AND,
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: i without realizing, IT i go through all the way
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: through passport Control Global entry shout, out most unbelievable fucking
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: hack in the. World, yeah you get the. Breeze it's a.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Breeze and the weight they post the weight times for
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: the regular passports twenty. Minutes. Damn SO i go right.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Through it was almost, like, yo you should check me
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: a little more. Carefully. YEAH i get. THROUGH i go,
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: out and THEN i REALIZED i left my wallet on the.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Plane oh, NO i left my, Wallet and it's doubly
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Important i've done that BECAUSE i had driven my car
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: to the. Airport, yeah and my car key for My
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: tesla was in my. Wallet. Oh so Now i'm foreseeing
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: the fact That i'm going to have to take an uber,
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: home come into work, today and then go back out
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: To Newark airport with my extra car key to then
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: get my, car pay for an extra day of overdue.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: Place you still don't have your.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: WALLET i want to tell this quickly SO i feel,
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: bad almost like continuing the. Story but then what happened
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: WAS i was, like oh, fuck this is. Bad and
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: SO i first run through my backpack BECAUSE i only
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: had my backpack BECAUSE i had shipped my golf clubs
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: thanks to Ship, sticks another sponsored for, play one of
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: the best Companies i've ever seen in my entire fucking.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: Life oh, man just a walking. Billboard and.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: SO i only had my, backpack but it was just
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: filled with like dirty wet bathing, suits ye, shitty sweaty.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Clothing and So i'm ripping all my clothes out AND
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: i pull out like all this stuff that WHATEVER i
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: had in, there AND i pull out my little white
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: noise machine and it's just sitting on the ground behind,
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: me And i'm don't find the, car the wallet in
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: any of the, pockets of, course and SO i just
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: start stuffing all the clothes back. IN i get almost
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: everything back, in and then the guy who had been
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: sitting next to, me Now i'm through passport, control my
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: baggage claim comes up behind me and he, goes, hey,
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: man you're. Speaker your speaker is. There for whatever, REASON
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: i don't know WHY i said. THIS i, go, oh,
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: no it's a white noise. Machine and he, goes what's?
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: That AND i, go it makes noise to help you,
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: sleep and he, goes does it play? Music AND i
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: was like, No and then he walked off and, went y'all,
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: people that's what he, said y'all. People oh, man he's
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: like shaking his, head you, know he's, like y'all, people.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Damn AND i was, like people who have a hard
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: time sleeping unless there's ambient noise. Playing SO i went
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: to a, desk told a, Woman, HEY i left my
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: wallet on the, plane and, dude this woman went to
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: town for. Me she, absolutely her name Was. Raquel she
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: was fucking. Dialed she immediately got on her, phone she's
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: using her cell, phone and called like where the gate had,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Been and they learned that the plane had already moved
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: out of that gate and was crossing into a different,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: terminal and she was, like where is it? Going and
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: they were, like going To TERMINAL c because we landed
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: at TERMINAL, b and she was, like what. Gate she's
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: called two other people she Knew INTERNAL c finally reached this.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Guy nelson was, Like, nelson this plane arriving at this.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Gate he left his thing in this seat twenty f
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: and go find. It nelson goes on the, plane she's
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: still on the phone with. Him he finds. It i'm,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: like oh my, god thank. God, yeah and then she's, like,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: okay now you need to walk To TERMINAL c and
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: you need to wait outside of SIT c, one which
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: is an egress. Point it's like a.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 10: Check how did you get back into the?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: TERMINAL i couldn't go, through SO i had to wait
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: outside of an exit as IF i was greeting My
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: mormon son home from a. Mission, yeah and, uh my, Boy, nelson,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: yea AND I i had we had no we had
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: no cell phone, numbers no. ABILITY i didn't know What
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: nelson looked like.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: You were in ninety. Seven what's that you were in
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Seven? Yes, Yes and he was like he had told
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: her like twenty. Minutes So i'm like looking at my.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Clock twenty minutes goes, by like fuck was supposed to be.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: Here he's probably down a different. Level like AND i
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: run down there.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: And call your credit card? Company DO i have to can?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: This every, guy every single guy that came out wheeling
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: an old. PERSON i Got nelson and he's like What
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: And i'm like do you Know? Nelson they're like. No i'm,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: like do you even work for the? Airport who hires
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: you guys uniform working? THERE i asked so many people
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: if they Were. Nelson have you seen this?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 10: Boy just a sketch Of?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Nelson.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah and by the, Way raquel had told, me you'll Find.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Nelson he's, Famous that's what she. Said SO i kept being,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: like do you Know? Nelson and they were like, No
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: i'm like so, much Clearly i'm more. Famous. Yeah and
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: then FINALLY i see a guy coming out looking up at,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: me and he's got my driver license and he's cross
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: checking the phone the, thing AND i was, Like, Nelson.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Nelson he's Like Ellis AND i shook his hand AND
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: i tried to give him fifty dollars and he, goes, no, no, no,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: no no, no because that's the type of Guy nelson.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Is of, course, yeah doing his.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 10: Job, No, no who the fuck does he think he?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: IS i, agree absolutely take him.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: MONEY i, MEAN i respect people working at the, airport
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: but if you work at the, airport you need fifty, dollars.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Fifties a lot of.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: Money fifty fifty is, nice but he wouldn't take any of.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: It and, uh fuck, that that's when you gotta. Go
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: you just got to be, like, Well i'm just gonna
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: leave it on the ground.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Buttons stuff in his pants.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Pocket, yeah you never go Full.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Nelson SO i got my wallet, back got into my,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: car and drove, home and, uh do the difference in
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: my week as a result of their, work of the
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: generosity Of raquel And nelson versus knowing THAT i don't
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: have my wallet, today at some Point i'm gonna have
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: to go on Fucking New Jersey transit after work today
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: to get out To newark again to presumably you, Know
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: i've Lost i've lost my, wallet replace all, cancel replace
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: all my credit, cards replace my driver. License, uh and you,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: know far from make a fucking unnecessary trip to the. Airport,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: yeah that would. Suck and pay an additional day of
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: parking for my. Car, yeah all those.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Things it.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: WAS i don't know what. AMOUNT i wouldn't have tipped
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: them for having solved.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: That, yeah and be does a guy still make fun
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: of your white noise? Machine, yeah that was pretty.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: Funny i've never had it to that.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: EXTENT i thought you meant you just left it and
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: then you had to, wait do you.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Guys have a general sense of how long it took
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: me to tell that whole story from start to, finish
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: probably like ten, minutes ten, Fifteen.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Okay throw it in the.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: Act as long As i'm under.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 10: SASS i thought you're saying.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: You're under forty.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Five, yeah that's.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: IT i thought you're, saying as long as you as
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: long as your story is not forty five minutes with
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: zero laughs the entire. Time he would just.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Dark naked by the end of that fucking story if
• 1:04:44
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• 1:04:45
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• 1:12:39
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• 1:12:47
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• 1:12:57
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• 1:13:42
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• 1:13:51
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• 1:14:10
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• 1:16:55
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• 1:19:08
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• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: equivalent In america is saying my place for The eagles's.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: NAME i probably.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Know oh do you? REALLY i figured you might be
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: a Fly they fly vision guys In canada are hallowed
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: fly fishing. Guy was a pretty good, pull revered, figures
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: pretty good, pull, right it is the pole you would have.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Pulled there's not a whole lot of other things you
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: would have.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: Said it was a PRETTY i was PRETTY i was
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: pretty pumped with my.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Choice. Yeah.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: Thereup but, anyway SO i get INTO i get Into.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: Vancouver vancouver was, saying CAN i say?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: SOMETHING i don't really have to talk to my my boy, MAN.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: I don't really have much to say about the actual.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: Trip LIKE i, WAS i was so exhausted after the first,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: day like like On, FRIDAY i just laiter around the entire,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: day and Then SATURDAY i poured the entire. Day SO
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: i really didn't do. Much you know WHAT i did
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: do WAS i cooked every meal for. MYSELF i really
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: like went grocery shopping BECAUSE i got there AND i
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: felt so shitty AND i was, LIKE i cannot eat
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: take out all?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: Week, yeah SO.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: I had like, steak, chicken, Veggies, like how did you
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: prep the? Chicken just salt and, pepper chicken thigh and
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: just pants? Here, yeah cut it up with butter pants?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: Here oh you did? It bone? Out no? Bone no?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Bone no? Bone? Yeah oil little? Oil did you cut it?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: First and then? Pants? Here it cut it? First then
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: it in? Strips? Yeah skin on or? No? Yeah.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 10: No do you guys want to do another cooking?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: COMPETITION i would do, No, NO i would do.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: It, YEAH i want.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: To can you? Cook watch something that you could crush,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: nothing or watch something that you've never done to a
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: level the playing? Field?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: Me.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah scrambled, Eggs, oh scrambled eggs is actually really.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: Nice what if we just did what do we just
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: did like a like a traditional you know, right it's
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: not about it, eggs bacon at whatever you, want, really,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: sausage you can.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Do it whatever you.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: Want, Omelet, yeah you could do an. Omelet you could
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: do a bacon a.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: Well you know that in like Fancy french, restaurants the
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: tests that they always have is cook an. Omelet that's
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: like the mark of true. Chefsmanship makes. Sense do you
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: make a good? Omelet?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: No BUT i THINK i can make a decent.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: BREAKFAST i think breakfast is a good is a good.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: CALL i also want to do given that WE i
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: want to draw from things you AND i have argued,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: about which is to say that one of our big
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: arguments was the blackjack versus craps night that we had In.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: Cleveland blackjack versus. Roulette excuse, me, yes, yeah blackjack versus.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Roulette AND i think one way to do that would
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: be for us to each play our separate games over
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: the course of whatever an hour or two, hours start
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: with the same amount of, money and see who ends
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: up with.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: More you know WHO i should call to set this?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Up Uncle, Dana Uncle, Dave Uncle. DANA i feel like
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: if we get out to The Jersey, rocks, yeah Oh Dana, white,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah Uncle, dana.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: Oh oh, yeah. Yeah of course you were thinking Of
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: dana B, yeah of course.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 10: Cool Nephew, Dana Uncle dana would.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: BE i feel like he could really set it up
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: for us BECAUSE i feel like the problem THAT i immediately
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: go producer brain thinking of how to make?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 10: It can you film it at a casino?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: Now? Right but we could do. It we could do
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: it on The DraftKings online.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: Thing, yeah if we went To, jersey we could do
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: it just. Online that would which would be a nice
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: way to do.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: It monitor but how does?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 10: It, yeah we'd have to get. Monitors how do we
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 10: make it look?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: GOOD i think it would be pretty.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Easy we've had so many people do the. Online, yeah
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: Like casino.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: Did marty And danna used to do.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 10: It BUT i want this to look sexy.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: THOUGH i think we'll be able to figure it. OUT
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: i think we get.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: It i'm talking about like waitresses and Like playboy bunny
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: outfits with a tray of cigars or something to bring.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 10: You cigarettes in your. Sleep, yeah and.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Or maybe like a blind dealer or something so you
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: know he's not.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: CHEATING i like. IT i like.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: It the dealers are blind always a Good, uh.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: It's always good to have blind.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 10: Dealers it's like making your drug Package.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: I'm definitely down to do. THAT i think THAT'S i
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: think that's a fun. IDEA i think that's a fun.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 10: One we should do the.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Breakfast do we confirm with NICKING kb that they're gonna do.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Steak we should do the breakfast on the same day
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: they do. Steak they're doing steak as. Well yeah, STEAK
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: i steak? Off hell yeah wow next? Week so can
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: you guys do breakfast next? Week we'll just film it
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: the same day you guys watch they watch you do
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: breakfast in The yeah why? Not why? Not boys story?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Too this just sounds real.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Nice they're coming.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Here, yeah.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: Excellent so pretty much.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: What.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: Happened So vancouver was, fine the condo was.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 10: SICK i wish you just went out and Saw. VANCOUVER
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 10: i WISH i did.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: Too really like you had a, Car, yeah the, Car
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: so that's the car will come into play in this.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: Story you're still telling this? Story WELL i haven't, REALLY
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: i haven't even.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: Gotten to this.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Story he has forty five minutes to play.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: With that was just all. Exposition WELL i think we had.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: Fun but uh, so, ANYWAYS i want to give a
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: shout out TO i got shouted.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Out it was.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: Fun now THAT i couldn't remember what we talked.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: About we talked about the. Passport it was. Fun, yeah
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: there was. That the whatever that store was THAT i
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: posted on my. Story the guy that worked there was super.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: Nice the GUY i went to get. Snacks what story was,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: It Tim. Horton's it's called Like inns or something like
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: that IN i. FORGET i don't, know but it was
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: a good. Market they had good.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Snacks it was very.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: FUNNY i went in and it was just this dude
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: and he was, like no one ever comes in. Here
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: and he was like he was, like you like candy
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: AND i was, like, YEAH i love. It and he
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: was like This Pakistan, Germany like he's like getting all
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: of he had like all those cool like foreign.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: Snacks oh, Yeah japan that's the big. One there's a
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: lot Of always when you go To Bay, wait have
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: you noticed that there's all around you, work there's Just
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: japanese stores popping? UP i have would that Sell japanese?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: GOODS i think It's. Japanese it might Be korean as.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: WELL i haven't noticed.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: That But i've noticed clothing.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: Stores WELL i want to see, those but, uh there's.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: One there's one On broadway in like twenty ninth or
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: something that. Sells it's just all the kind of like oh,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: stuff all that.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: Stuff, yeah that's the most racist THING i might have ever,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 5: heard you.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: Know WHAT i? Mean, Though you know WHAT i. Mean, yes,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: cats you know it's one of gigantic, lollipops those stores
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: that weird stuff man all pink and animatronic and you, know.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah well, anyway so uh the weekend and That japanese
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: people are, laughing like check, out check out that guy's.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: Shop if you're in the area Of New, westminster good,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: guy good.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 10: Snacks did you get any any feign?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: Shit oh, YEAH i go to The PAKISTANI i got
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: like a chocolate bar that had like oreos in The
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: it was fucking. DELICIOUS i got like these Wet he
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: was like you Like pringles AND i was, like, DUDE
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: i Love pringles we. WE i was in there for twenty.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 10: Minutes did you get the do have you had The
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 10: dubai chocolate?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: Yet either of?
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 10: YOU i want the Green Shah.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: No BUT i saw that's on that you can order
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: that on like uber.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: Eats now they haven't been like the nut some nut
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: shops or some.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 10: Shit they are pretty.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: Fun, yeah it's one of the most popular things on Door,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: dash which to me is the best food delivery.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: System they made ten billions because you're not familiar with
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: The Go puff, Brother.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: NO i like Door. DASH i like Door dash the.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: Most, Anyways, so so finish up the Show saturday?
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: Night really did you? Have did they have wonderful pistachios
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: at the SNACKT.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: I i didn't get any pistashios at the snacks chocolate.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: BAR i got. CHOCOLATE i got. GUMMIES i think they
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: were Just. Canadian they were jolly rancher. Gummies but they
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: were two flavors in, One like it would be like
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: you'd get one and you'd be like watermelon and blue
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: rasp gummies like the bad some of the Best i've ever.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: Had eqivalent of being a child and pouring exactly.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: Sodas, yes it was so, Good LIKE i went to
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: bed a happy boy that.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: Night, wow it was.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Delicious i'm so here happy to.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: Hear and, yeah condo was pretty. Sick it was, cool
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: but So i'm so. SO i finished the Show's saturday,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: night and my flight's at eight forty the next. Day not, bad,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: RIGHT i ended. UP i was gonna have to. Whatever
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: Actually i'm not even gonna get it boring eight forty
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: in the morning my Flight canadian air.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: That's not great for. You it might as well be.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: Three so you stayed up all night for, it, Right, No,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: no eight forty is not bad because The i'm only
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: like twenty minutes away from the.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Airport, yeah, internationally you gotta get their two hours.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: Before, yeah So I'm I'M i wake up at, six
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: around probably six. FORTY i had to pack BECAUSE i
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: played video games the night. Before it couldn't. Resist didn't
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: play long, though didn't play, late probably played until one
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: was a slip by one. Thirty well up at not
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: the greatest, sleep but ISEMAS i was expecting to be
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: getting some slip on the plane, regardless So i'm not too.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: WORRIED i probably leave the apartment around six. Forty and
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: the building That i'm staying, in it's like a full
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: on just a massive apartment, complex like LIKE i was
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: on the twenty ninth, floor and you need like you
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: know when you go to a hotel and you you
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: have to scan your key to get up to your.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: Floor it was like. That SO i had a key
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: fob that the manager of the club gave me and
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: then in the, email it said leave the key fob
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: up on the kitchen counter when you.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: Leave, so.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: Not really thinking too, MUCH i put the key fob
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: on the kitchen counter AND i go down GET i
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: got all my. SHIT i go to the elevator AND
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: i can't get to the. Garage won't let me press the.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: GARAGE i don't have the key, fob And i'm, Like, okay,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: WELL i Guess i'll just go down to the first
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: floor and then just take the stairs to the. Garage
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: seems like that would Be Like i'm already in the,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: building So i'm FIGURING i can get to the. GARAGE i.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: CAN'T i cannot get to the. Garage and NOW i
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: don't have the. Keyfob and Now i'm outside of the.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: Building oh, no AND i can't get in the. BUILDING
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: i can't get the. Keyfob it's six forty in the.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: MORNING i flight boards at seven point.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 10: Fifty you have to drop off a rental, car.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: AND i have TO i have a rental, car AND
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: i need to get into the garage to get the rental.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: Car i'm thinking in my, HEAD i MIGHT i might
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 5: just abandon the rental. Car, yeah like just be like,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: yeah like The louis bit like it's, here you guys
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: gotta go get, it And i'm there's a there's the
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: garage where it's like they got the gate that opens
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: automatically when a car, leaves and then there's the front
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: entrance to the, building.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 10: So you have to camp out outside the.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: Gate So i'm sprinting in, between in between both waiting
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: for someone to come and let me. IN a car comes,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: out But i'm over by the front entrance of the.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: BUILDING i hear the. CAR i start, booking hauling ass
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: to get to the. GARAGE i get to the garage last,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 5: SECOND i throw my leg underneath the thing just keeps.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: CLOSING i THOUGHT i was gonna like, bounce you, know
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: like a, car like a. Garage it just bounce back,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: up didn't bounce back. Up so Now i'm spam calling the.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 5: Manager you didn't think about rolling under?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: It it, was, Dude it. Was it was on my
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: toe and just stayed.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: There it just stayed like it was not going back,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 5: up like there was no push to.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: GO i think given that level, exactly given that, level,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: no it would have. Broke that's sometimes things.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: Break i'm not breaking the fucking you're willing.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: To abandon your rental, car but not break a.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: Garage, DUDE i wasn't gonna sit there at six forty
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: in the morning and like lift and like fucking pull
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: the door, up and like she like sparks are shooting
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: from the fucking.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: Ceiling it's The it's the male equivalent of a mother's
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: lifting cars off that chill superhuman.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 5: Strength so so Now i'm like. FUCK i go back
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: over to the front entrance AND i see a lady
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: walking out And i'm like, fuck yes, finally and she
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: starts walking out And I'm i'm ready to walk, in
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: and she cracks the door open and she, goes you
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: got a. Key this is not someone who works at the.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: Building this is just someone who lives. There you got a,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: Key And i'm, like, no, no that's THE i left
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: my key up in my room AND i got to get.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: Up to know where this is. Going you need to dress, better.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: GET i gotta get up to my. Room and she's
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: like that's not my, Problem like you need you need
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: To i'm not allowed to let you in unless you
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: have a. Key And i'm, Like i'm LIKE i was
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: doing shows at The house Of comedy all. WEEKEND i
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: was staying in two nine oh five the whole WEEK
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: i was, LIKE i just need to get to my
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: car to get to the.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Airport my best childhood friend is a fly fish.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: And, go my, friend you've established.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 10: Yourself so The canadians has a liar at this, point.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: Dude she's standing there And i'm literally, Like i'm going
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: to miss my flight if you don't let me, in
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: and she, goes that's not my. Problem and she cracks
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: maybe a one foot gap in the, door slides, out
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 5: turns around and closes the. Door and THEN i audibly,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: GO i, go you gotta be fucking kidding. Me and
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 5: what did she say to? That she didn't say. Anything
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: she just kept walking and then. Uh and Then i'm
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 5: sitting there And i'm literally, Like i'm like on the
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: verge of tears at this.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: Point and just quick interlude that, woman not only does
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: she let me, in we probably go upstairs and have. Sex, no,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: dude this was she is letting me.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 5: In this was this was a no nonsense not not
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 5: not a not an n SQUARE b Square but she
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: was no nonsense white. Lady and which is, worse she
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: was not letting.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: Anyone she Said.
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  Speaker 3: Border patrol. Lady, YEAH i used to work at the
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: board and then she lost the. Weight yeah.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: Exactly now she's, yeah got open the, door and THEN
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: i call this.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 10: Bounced, basically you ran into a.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: Bouncer so at this, point it's seven. Fifteen at this,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: Point i'm going to miss my flight in Twenty it's
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: been twenty five minutes of me pacing around like, yelling
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: Like i'm on THE i can feel the tears in
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: the back of my throat BECAUSE i know IF i
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: don't make this, Flight i'm not going to get home until.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: Midnight and currently I'm I'm i'm prepared to get home
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: at four, thirty Which i'm like fired up. About so
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: that means video games all, night getting home at. Midnight
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: getting home at midnight means no video games. Whatsoever wake
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: up in the.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: Way why would that even mean no video?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: Games BECAUSE i KNEW i had to do this the
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: bracketbusters in the morning at eleven at, Eleven so IF
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: i play video games, out IF i start playing video
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: game at, Midnight i'm not going to have been until five.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: Am So.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: I'm calling this dude, who, LIKE i don't know if
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: he was the manager of the. Club the club was
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: not really the typical experience like, THERE i don't know
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: who WAS i don't think there was anyone in. Charge
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: did you get the end.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 10: Of telling the lady that you wouldn't have gotten to
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 10: play video?
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: GAMES i should have told her.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: That you should have let.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 10: Her know, That, Like i'm not gonna be on to
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 10: play video games.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: Tonight AND i had a whole.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: PLAN i was gonna, watch you, KNOW i was gonna
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 5: watch the qualifier rounds Of major two for THE cdl
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: on the. Plane that would have fucked me. Up Green
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: wall Shadowed. Optic we finally on our. MAPS i called the.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: Dude he's like he clearly he just woke. Up i've
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: already called him multiple. Times and he's, Like, harry how's it.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 5: Going what CAN i do for? You early as? Shit
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 5: and he's like And i'm, like, Hey i'm, Uh i'm
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: like locked out of the. BUILDING i got to get
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 5: to the, car can't get to the. Car and he's,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: like got. It he's like you in a rush or?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: No AND i was, Like i'm gonna miss my flight
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: if you don't, leave like right. Now and then he
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 5: he sprung into action and he got there in like
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 5: three minutes and, uh he never even got out of the.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: Car he just he just opened the thing and waved
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: AND i ran AND i ended up making my. FLIGHT
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 5: I i got, THERE i think two minutes before boarding.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: Closed he, was You'rean.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: Nelson he was Mine.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 10: Nelson you both Got nelson this.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: Week that's. Great that's so nice, man the.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 5: Dude the relief WHEN i got on that.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: Plane, yeah that's a good feeling.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: Because that wasn't Like i've missed. Flights that was not
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 5: one THAT i could miss AND i WAS i was leaving,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: early LIKE i, was.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: Dude you you really, YEAH i, mean because my experience
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: is flying with. You when we went To, wisconsin we
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: were very close to missing, that like the door was, closed.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: The woe when we went to the wrong. Gate, yes
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: well yeah that was just a fuck up on your,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: account on my.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: Account but would why would you not say that the
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: fob thing is a fuck?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: Up BECAUSE i assumed THAT i would be able to
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: get to the parking, garage like you, know like when
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: you're in a hotel and you scan your key to go.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: Up, yeah, no going.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: Down you can can hit every.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: Broh the parking garage was below the.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 5: Ground, no the parking garage was one floor above floor.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: One BUT i assumed SINCE i already scanned the fob
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: to get to floor twenty, nine Like i'd assumed coming
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: from twenty, nine you'd be able to get to the.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 10: Parking so what are people supposed to?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: Do?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: WHO i guess you have to just allways have the.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 10: Fob but but what if you have to leave the
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 10: fob to.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: Leave the they don't have rental. Cars yeah that's what they.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: Think oh, fuck, WELL.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 10: I mean you should have let this guy have it
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 10: a little.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: Bit THEN i would have found a way to convince
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: that lady to let me. IN i promise you WOULD
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: i guarantee. YOU i promise you you wouldn't HAVE i.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 5: Don't MAYBE i came off a little too like, frantic
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: but like she cracked the, door AND i was, LIKE
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 5: i was like opening the door to go, In LIKE
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: i was like opening the door for her to leave
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: SO i could go, in and she like stopped the
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: door and was, like where's your?
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: Key, yeah well you.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 10: Should have wrestled.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: Her it is hard to not, think, well never, mind
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: no that's not. True never. Mind it was a tough.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 5: Situation but we you, know we broke. Through we got
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 5: through in the. Flight, OH i can't say greater things
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: About Air. Canada just like you at first, class first,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 5: class multiple. Courses all the flight attendants are supermodels for some,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 5: reason like you've never exp Like i've never seen anything like.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: It, yeah what did you?
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 5: LIKE I i was texting you. GUYS i was afraid
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 5: to sleep BECAUSE i didn't want them to see me,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 5: Horizontal like the flight attendants would come over and they'd be,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: like CAN i get you? Anything And i'd be, like,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: what what the fuck is going? On why are you so?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 16: Attractive you don't you don't want to be seen like laying,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 16: down BUT i don't want to be sitting, there like
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 16: when they're coming to give me my meal And i'm fucking.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 10: Looking at the ceiling like you're in a.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 5: Cast, hello.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: AM i? Dead it was at.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: GREAT I i didn't make any money this, weekend but
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 5: the flight was one worth.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: It good for.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 5: YOU i got home so.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: Refreshed what did you watch on the?
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 5: FLIGHT i watched a couple of episodes Of veep on
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 5: THE TV tv AND i slept for almost the whole.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: Flight that's, great just beautiful.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 5: Travel day and can't wait to just go right back
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 5: On thursday To.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: Seattle, yeah can you Fire? Canada what if you?
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 5: Fly might fly To vancouver and take the opposite, Drive.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 10: Ye take the scenic.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: Route yeah, YEAH i mean tell the lady, NO i
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: stayed a little.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: Longer was?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: Good was? Good they were. Biting she won't let you.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 5: Leave i'm definitely bringing my fishing stuff To seattle because
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: the whole drive up there WAS i was seeing a
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 5: lot of rivers that looked like promising.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 10: Fjords even, yeah really nice fiords out.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: There, well.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: Well well, Done hairball so Here ball will be In
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: seattle next. WEEKEND i will be In baltimore this weekend
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: at The. PORT i hope you guys can come out to.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: That five fun Shows, Thursday, Friday, saturday and then it's
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: on To. Providence tickets are getting kind of low for, THAT.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: Fyi and then, Uh i've got Fucking dallas coming up And,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: chicago ALTHOUGH i don't think that listed. Yet lots of
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: fun stuff happening this. Spring sweet hands Of, Cities well Punch,
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 3: up Dot, Live Slash, Francis.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 10: Which Kansas, City which?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: SIDE i think it's The missouri, Side RAY bbq on
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: that side.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: On The kansas, side.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: Then it's that side because it's near. Slaps you, Know
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: i'm A joe's. Guy i'm A joe's guy. Too so
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: the Z man? Sandwich did you have?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 5: That, yeah we've Had we've talked about this on the,
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 5: podcast like nine times.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: You've had the Z man. SANDWICH i have you know
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: what it? IS i do BECAUSE i risk it onion, rings,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: cheese barbecue.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: Sauce that was the one that we went, to and
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: it was we had already been to like eight other
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 5: barbecue places that, day and we told them to not
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 5: bring us out a, lot and they brought out pretty
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: much WHAT i assumed was a year's worth of.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: Food you should have started.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 5: There they brought us the entire elk and like nine
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: pictures of. Beer all, right all, right good, Seed we'll
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: see you guys On. Thursday.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 13: Goodbye no.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 14: One was On steve still not look At SO i
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 14: looked out to you game a.
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  Speaker 1: RISE i was.
• 1:40:35
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  Speaker 17: So so then you, Something, No i'm. Coming i'm only Phoning.
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  Speaker 17: LONG i was only a phone In. LONG i was
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  Speaker 17: on your phone in one. WAY i was only a
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  Speaker 14: I was falling one.
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