Review: MUTINY
by Rob DiCristinoYou should have called it Boat, you COWARDS. My father once told me that if I chose a job I loved, I wouldn’t work a day in my life. I’ve never forgiven him for lying to me like that, but I couldn’t help thinking about that advice during my screening of Mutiny, a streaming-ready Die Hard clone in which Jason Statham punches, stabs, and assault-rifles his way across a container ship full of faceless henchmen. If there’s one thing I know about Jason Statham — one thing his twenty-plus years on our silver screens has taught me — it’s that he absolutely loves killing people. Just…
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