Latest / Multiple Nerdgasm / Off-brand Gasm: A Quiet Place Review & GoldenEye Oddjob Cheating
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- 0:00so I made a promise to someone this week all right and if I remembered something
- 0:04I was going to open the podcast in a particular way and did you remember or
- 0:08didn't you because it's still unclear yeah I remembered okay Matt tell us
- 0:14about your topper Weare welcome to multiple
- 0:20nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
- 0:24Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to all
- 0:30things nerdy yeah we got some positive feedback
- 0:36on the uh multiple old man gasm which I think is a terrible name but I guess
- 0:42it's no worse than nerdgasm when you consider that we're old nerds so yeah
- 0:46it's true I mean I I explained multiple nerdgasm to someone once who wasn't a
- 0:51nerd and didn't share our sense of humor and just didn't understand why the word
- 0:56gasm was even in there at all f I will get to the top of where but
- 1:01I was going to say forgot I meant to mention this I forget sometimes that the
- 1:06name is sort of uh how would you it's not like an innocent name I guess that's
- 1:12not it sounds a weird way to say it what I'm trying to say is the name's kind of
- 1:16confrontational I guess is what I mean not confront it's a little
- 1:20sexual sure that's what I mean that's what I mean but I forget utterly that it
- 1:24is because it's just the name of the [ __ ] show we've been doing for so
- 1:26long like multiple nerdgasm like the words have no meaning anymore and then
- 1:30sometimes I say it and people go what and then when I was talking to Google
- 1:35the other week about uh running ads we're not allowed to run ads by the way
- 1:40listeners of course not we are not allowed to run ads on
- 1:45Google oh I'll talk to you later I think I think I know somewhere where we can
- 1:48run ads but that's for later I've been [ __ ] told we're not allowed on Google
- 1:53back page of Penthouse magazine and and I forget because they go they look
- 1:57they're like multiple nerd G m.com and I'm like yeah and then and then a couple
- 2:03minutes later I'm like oh it it's a [ __ ] ridiculous name and they're
- 2:06wondering if it's they they think it's a sex website or something like it could
- 2:11be that's what I mean like it's yeah well we couldn't get just nerdgasm which
- 2:16is why we went with multiple nerd gasm so for all we know that's a that's a
- 2:20nerdy porn site and then some people have said why is it gasm and not gasms
- 2:24because I guess that phrase you know it's a play on multiple orgasm sure
- 2:30like and yeah but you don't say multiple orgasms well some people do apparently
- 2:35that's that's where the the confusion lies I think maybe in penth in the 80s
- 2:40we didn't so fair enough I I never quite understood that because women used to
- 2:45talk I mean not us talk about it to me I mean I mean women in American C us
- 2:50should stop giving all these orgasms D what they say stop giving me all these
- 2:56multiple orgasms no no but I never quite understood when I heard the phrase
- 3:01multiple multiple orgasm whether it meant many orgasms or whether there was
- 3:06like a particular type of orgasm that was like like an echo you know like a
- 3:12machine gun Jesus oh sorry just personal experience
- 3:19I guess yeah I guess so but back to the
- 3:24Tupperware yeah we ordered a bunch of uh of Tupperware to organize our pantry
- 3:29nice is it's this name brain top OFW it's it's we got it from Amazon uh it
- 3:35has a brand name I think he meant to say n oh [ __ ] I can't even say it I think
- 3:39you say name brand but I don't think that's what you said I just going to
- 3:43skip over that no one picked up on it we are Tongue Tied this week oh really am
- 3:49no just me too I couldn't even say multiple orgasm and if you can't even
- 3:54say it it's not like you hear that often can't do it but yes you don't know that luk
- 4:00you don't know that yeah it's educated guess it's
- 4:07Amazon it's seals all of our food in containers and it organizes the pantry
- 4:11yeah we know what Tupperware is yeah well that's I'm just sure okay no no no
- 4:17no no I thought I thought you were just listing the particular qualities of this
- 4:21specific Tupperware multiple top gasm yeah so you don't just go to the store
- 4:26and buy it there's not stores in America where you can buy topper Weare you're
- 4:29like oh they definitely are well you can't buy Tupperware in Australia from a
- 4:32store you can only buy from Tupperware sales people like when they're having
- 4:37like an old woman has a party is it like Amway like that's the only way way you can get
- 4:43actual Tupperware is from yeah inviting some lady to your house and having a
- 4:49sell to you interesting what' you say it like
- 4:56that all the ways you could have phrased that I really don't
- 5:09know oh goodness goodness well has it
- 5:13arrived Matt oh yeah yeah it's it's here the food's in it in the in the pantry do
- 5:18you have any specific questions that you wanted or does does the uh The Listener
- 5:24that asked you to to follow up on this have any specific questions about my to
- 5:28away is it microwave safe oh that's a good question I don't
- 5:33probably not that's not the point of it
- 5:35so probably not might be is it colorful
- 5:40no the the it's transparent and the lids are black cuz you know you buy from the
- 5:47same type again or would you Branch off into is this a review you reviewing
- 5:52Tupperware yeah I guess it is uh I've already ordered a second batch uh oh is
- 5:58that good is even though you can't put it in the microwave is it also already
- 6:01yeah we'll see I don't often put dry pasta in the microwave Luke
- 6:05just you missing out but yes no I we ordered another
- 6:11batch because we had more stuff to put in containers all right now moving on from
- 6:17topware oh all right I have a question for you both what's what's something
- 6:21that you both hate doing every day are we still talking about multiple
- 6:28orgasms that could be your answer if you or something you just really hate doing day
- 6:34in day out throughout the entire year that you have to do um I mean I I want
- 6:40to say go to work but that's not entirely accurate No well that can be
- 6:45the answer because that's where I'm going okay sure I was going to say m the
- 6:49lawn because I was complaining to Dan about that before we started okay I I'll
- 6:52use yours imagine you they offered you $50 million to motal lawn for another
- 6:57year wait well he would mow the lawn for another year regardless right so you're
- 7:03saying they'll give me $50 million if I keep mowing the lawn or you stop mowing
- 7:08the lawn what what and I get $50 million okay basically where I was trying to go
- 7:14with this is Jim Parsons oh yes Sheldon from Big Bang was offered $50 million to
- 7:18keep filming he turned it down yeah but he doesn't need 50 million more dollars
- 7:23he's got enough dollars also I think he was offered $50 million an episode wasn't he
- 7:30[ __ ] I thought they just upped it to $2 million an episode oh okay I
- 7:34misunderstand I know he get some obscene stupid they were all getting a million
- 7:39dollars an episode and I think they went look we will double it if you stay and
- 7:42he's just I'm over it he looked behind him at his [ __ ] pile of money and he
- 7:47was like where am I going to I got knowwhere to put it mate the the money's
- 7:51already reached the ceiling of my Mansion which has incredibly High
- 7:55ceilings yeah I couldn't possibly fit another million I mean from my point of
- 7:59Jim Parsons is the least funny character on a very very unfunny show so I would
- 8:05have thought they could just keep making the show without him apparently they
- 8:08can't I think Big Bang Theory is fine I know you know it you either love it or
- 8:14you hate it I think from from what I've encountered but I think it's just fine
- 8:19so I guess I just proved myself wrong um you the
- 8:24exception and that is no exception yeah
- 8:28but I don't think they need to be paid a million dollar an episode that [ __ ]
- 8:33baffles me because I I feel like it could go away it could have gone away was it 12
- 8:39Seasons now could have gone away eight seasons ago and that would have been
- 8:43fine and they could have saved them s a lot of money like and and is he really
- 8:49that to come up with is yeah like like Dan said is he that [ __ ] integral
- 8:54that they're like H we Quick Check have we got 50 million we can offer him I
- 8:58mean for starters the makers of Two and
- 9:01a Half Men right which just [ __ ] replace cast members at the drop of a
- 9:07hat as a drop of a Yuma I should say um
- 9:11a little hat and the half man grew into a real man I don't think you replace him cuz
- 9:18the show I think turned into just being around him completely
- 9:24Sheldon yeah even the other characters are bit players to him but they all I
- 9:29mean what aren't they all [ __ ] married now and there's no like the show
- 9:34used to be about them trying to get girls and and learn how to exist then
- 9:38they all got girls exactly now they're all married and it's like what is it
- 9:41even about anymore I haven't watched it in a long time but I don't know I
- 9:45haven't watched in many many years cuz I just I couldn't work out I know they
- 9:48telling me when to laugh but I still just didn't quite get it they had nerd
- 9:53joke writers the actual writers of the show didn't write the jokes they just
- 9:58wrote the shows and just wrote insert joke here and then they had a uh what
- 10:03what do you call it like a a scientist no when you leave your when you leave
- 10:07work and then they hire you back as a consultant there you go oh consultant
- 10:11they had nerd Consultants so they would write something like um oh that's worse
- 10:15than the time that insert joke here right and then the nerd consultant would
- 10:20be like oh you could write handshot first you know right just fill in fill
- 10:25in the blanks I can completely see that now
- 10:30well it will be missed no it won't no
- 10:35well no except for Matt even remember this show ever existed I was actually I
- 10:41I did see this article and I I was like it's still going that's [ __ ] yeah and
- 10:46when you just said 12 years that blew my goddamn mind because you've got the
- 10:50spin-off that's happening young should as well they couldn't like you know sitcoms
- 10:56go into syndication right they could put the big Big Bang Theory could just
- 11:00literally be on TV forever now with 12 seasons and no one's going to [ __ ]
- 11:04notice like is syndication really a thing anymore for now for now yeah I
- 11:11just can't see that being much much longer I could go on Netflix I guess
- 11:15yeah well look if they need someone I I guess I I'll I guess I'll do
- 11:21it for 50 million I guess yeah um I I'll do it for like 100
- 11:28grand what annoyed me most about that show is that everyone always wore the
- 11:32same costume in every episode like that guy with the big nose always wore a
- 11:38turtleneck under a shirt and then the guy with the curly hair always wore um a
- 11:44T-shirt and then like a nerds don't change no I want Dan to finish
- 11:48describing them go on the one with the curly hair wore a t-shirt with like a
- 11:52little jacket over it and then the the
- 11:57the South Indian one
- 12:01yep South Asian one War uh that went better than I was anticipated so all
- 12:07right well you thought I was going to say sanjed McCurry didn't you I thought
- 12:11you were GNA say something like that we're not allowed to say that anymore
- 12:13Luke's gonna [ __ ] get mad at you no you can't say that anymore okay I was
- 12:17baited into that make fun of um he always wears that little life
- 12:22preserver yeah so I don't know I just it irked me nothing about this show was good
- 12:29nothing no like even after cuz I did Cat every day again I'll be on a flight and
- 12:35I'll catch an episode or something and it's sort of like you see Penny and is
- 12:41it curly-haired guy m y who who are supposedly married in love each other
- 12:46just being the meanest to each other just SNY jokes all the time that the
- 12:50others expense that AB are you sure you're Mar relationship did he finally get her did
- 12:57they were cuz I watched the season and it was basically you know I thought it
- 13:01was okay basically a bunch of nerdy dudes trying to [ __ ] some hot girl that
- 13:06none of them had a chance with and I'm like I can I can relate to this show you
- 13:10know I could get into this I think the it started off well and then I think
- 13:14they just ran out of ideas mhm and in
- 13:19these shows Once the guy gets the girl that your whole story Line's over
- 13:24yeah yeah yeah but then they have to get married and then they isn't the one
- 13:28where they have to go get they go to Stanley's house in one episode I know
- 13:31that yeah cuz I kind said like fun you you have jokes with your partner
- 13:38but they were just outright mean to each other yeah that's why most marriages end
- 13:43in divorce Luke well you touched on Stanley and we do have some Stanley news
- 13:47so before this gets really down um let's
- 13:50play The Stanley jingle oh uh I'm I was not prepared to play Jingles so I'll
- 13:56just edit that one in when I say play I kind of always assume that that's
- 14:01what's going to happen anyway I think unless they're new you can let yourself
- 14:04off the hook with literally playing them live all right if you like thanks I
- 14:10appreciate it and magic of editing yeah well he will through the
- 14:15con and was pushed with a thir lock walked a man with a stolen bucket of his blood
- 14:21[Music] standly he said use your blood and sign
- 14:28this [ __ ] comic St St said it's elder abuse I created Spiderman
- 14:34[Music] Stanley Stan said well youngsters it's
- 14:41plain to see you're taking advantage of the legend Stanley Mr
- 14:47[Music]
- 14:51Stanley so I'm confused because is that a quote from
- 14:57Stanley I I saw I saw a video shot by
- 15:02Stanley's manager where he denied ever
- 15:07being abused by a said manager yes uh but now it seems like he's just renewed
- 15:14the uh the AP and said that that manager is no longer allowed within 100 meters
- 15:19of him because of the aforementioned elder abuse and I just don't know what's going on
- 15:24now I guess I mean it's it's we don't really need to know I guess as long as he's all
- 15:31right that's the main thing and but thought he'd retired and he was got to
- 15:35be happy well here's the thing this really validates our theory that he was
- 15:41doing that under duress yeah which is just awful the original petition and
- 15:47supporting documents alleged Morgan seized control of Lee's home and hired
- 15:51security guards with orders to keep away trusted relatives and Associates of Lee
- 15:55before moving him from his longtime home to an unfamiliar condomini Le's estate
- 16:00is worth $50 million which is the exact amount of money that Jim Parson just turned down
- 16:05so
- 16:11coincidence yeah wow in doing so the petion alleged Morgan was unduly
- 16:15influencing and isolating Lee contrary to the video Lee himself posted in
- 16:19Twitter on June describing Morgan as his only partner business manager so that
- 16:24must have been forced that's so [ __ ] creepy as we predicted at the time but
- 16:30kind of as a joke either that or he's just I mean look he's he's very old and
- 16:36it's possible that that he just gets confused like so I don't know maybe this
- 16:42guy thought he was helping him like maybe his relatives are after his money
- 16:46and so this guy's like no come on well there was that story that his daughter
- 16:50is trying to he's very bad with money and God the wife used to look after her
- 16:57but yeah I don't know just leave the poor man alone exactly leave him with
- 17:03his blood and his money in his house
- 17:06does it yeah fight over it when he's
- 17:11gone pick over his corpse when when it's available yeah
- 17:16delicious it's uh look it's a good day for me when we've got some James Bond
- 17:21news although this is not necessarily good news although maybe it is and in
- 17:26fact that reminds me um in addition to all of James Bond news we've got today
- 17:30I've got to read one of my favorite headlines of the week which is this why
- 17:34Bond 25 may come sooner than you expected or never or at the regular time
- 17:39but very different
- 17:44commitment to a [ __ ] angle yes so a couple of things came out
- 17:51this week number one bit of follow up on on me getting excited last week Edris
- 17:55Elber came out and said I'm not James Bond I'm never going to James Bond stop
- 18:00asking me so that fine um it's pretty official yep I also did see a funny meme
- 18:05this week that said Scarlet Johansson is uh gonna play the first black James Bond
- 18:12so that is funny um but the big news is
- 18:18uh that Danny Bole is
- 18:22outski yep left apparently creative
- 18:25differences the shits with Daniel Craig apparently so yeah didn't why is stel
- 18:32Craig still doing these movies yeah I know of all the people like what what
- 18:36you don't give a [ __ ] just let him do what he wants yeah and like I can
- 18:40understand why Danny Bo of all people is just not taking any [ __ ] apparently the
- 18:44discrepancy is because uh Daniel Craig always insists on having final sign off
- 18:50on the casting which is insane I mean if I was Danny Bole and I'd waited [ __ ]
- 18:5550 years to direct a James Bond movie and then they said oh by the way Daniel
- 18:59cig gets to pick the girl I'd be like [ __ ] that I'm picking the goddamn girl
- 19:03well it's the article I read said it was the villain like [ __ ] whomever Danny
- 19:09Bo wanted to cast some uh I forget his name is Polish actor as as the villain
- 19:13and for some reason Daniel Craig doesn't like him and they had a big argument
- 19:17about it so Dan Danny B was like you know what Daniel Craig who literally
- 19:21after every Bond movie he does say I hate doing them please stop asking me to
- 19:26do them yeah did he actually say he rather cut his wrist and play Bond again
- 19:31I think he did and that wasn't even after the last one that was after the
- 19:34second to last one yeah yeah [ __ ] off then Danny yeah no not Danny Bo Danny
- 19:40Craig oh too many Dan the rumor is that
- 19:46they're looking to bring in edar right well there's apparently a list and I
- 19:52don't know this list could have been pulled out of somebody's ass for all I
- 19:55know I've heard a few specula that was been uh thr around but now apparently
- 20:00there is official list and Edgar is on the list [ __ ] see Edgar wght to me
- 20:05wouldn't be good for dis incarnation of bond I think maybe the next one man
- 20:09there's no way I I I guarantee you Luke if Edgar Wright makes a James Bond movie
- 20:13it'll be everything you've been waiting for yeah exactly so I don't want him to
- 20:18make 25 I want him to make the reboot yeah well 26 here's the thing
- 20:23apparently they were going to try to still make the original release date for
- 20:27this I mean it's crazy that they have released dates for movies I haven't made
- 20:31anyway but setting that aside um but now obviously it's it's it's on
- 20:37hold until they can can do it properly so uh Edgar Wright is on the
- 20:42list uh Yan deong is on the list he's a
- 20:46British dude who directed A series that was written by Charlie Brooker called
- 20:51Dead set which was pretty [ __ ] good oh yeah I like that zombies in the Big
- 20:56Brother house so that was pretty awesome um Jean Mark valet who directed Dallas
- 21:02Buyers Club which is a good movie about Cowboys with AIDS but I don't I don't
- 21:07really see him as a James Bond director okay sure um but the one that I think is
- 21:14maybe an okay choice is David McKenzie who made a film last year called hell
- 21:19high water which was up for an Oscar uh and it was [ __ ] great about a about a
- 21:24bank heist and he has a movie coming out this year called Outlaw King which looks
- 21:28[ __ ] great as well um so you know
- 21:31maybe or Edgar wght Edgar right and
- 21:36Peter sarap finix is Bond there you go make it [ __ ] make
- 21:41it watch the [ __ ] out of that yeah I would [ __ ] make it [ __ ] see Nick
- 21:47Frost in there somewhere too yeah and S Peg showing up yeah I think Simon Peg
- 21:53has become uh M you know he sits behind the desk and
- 21:58him his little missions yeah yeah Nick Frost obviously would be the Bond girl
- 22:03oh oh yeah because be good sexist that the Bor girls have always been girls
- 22:09that's exactly right uh yeah Sarah finwiz could pull it off he he could
- 22:15possibly even do it seriously if he really wanted to no that's I I think
- 22:21that's actually you know I'm I'm I'm serious I would watch that I reckon
- 22:24that' be good I said it and then I thought about it and I was like I'm right
- 22:29yeah yeah what was that series that Sarah wit did with Will Arnette and in
- 22:33the first episode they're both riding tiny horses oh I don't remember no no did you
- 22:40know Sarah finix I don't know we might talked about this before he um he he's
- 22:45responsible in a way for that South Park episode about Family Guy where they have
- 22:49the the manatees get the balls with the ideas for the show that you know
- 22:54Simpsons did it episode of South Park yeah yeah yeah so apparently he uh when
- 23:01he started to get known in the in the US came over and he met Matt graining and
- 23:06he said oh I love The Simpsons and uh and and South Park I love what you guys
- 23:10do [ __ ] that Family Guy [ __ ] stealing all your ideas though and they
- 23:14were like yeah and had a bit of a [ __ ] session about Seth McFarlin and then he
- 23:19said uh oh do you do you and Matt and try talk often and Matt granning said oh
- 23:24I've never met them and he was like what cuz he knew them apparently mhm and so
- 23:29he set up a dinner with them all with Matt graining and then Matt and Trey
- 23:34from to South Park and they all went and had dinner and then bitched about Seth
- 23:39McFarland for like for four hours and then and then you know because South
- 23:44Park they pump out the episodes and then the next episode wow yeah that week the
- 23:49episode was that and so he was like
- 23:52Wow pet Sarah ftz um introducing uh
- 23:59Matt graining to Matt and Trey is like last year's Revel last week's Revelation
- 24:04that um [ __ ] Seth Rogan taught Tom Cruz what internet porn was yeah you
- 24:10know I just love it when famous people know each other yeah yeah and because I
- 24:15guess he's not even that famous technically he's known for the tick now
- 24:19I guess somewhat but just kind of shows
- 24:21up in stuff oh yeah of course yeah but
- 24:26uh yeah James Bond [ __ ] do it yeah so before we move on from James Bond news
- 24:31there's there's some other shocking James Bond news that's that's come out
- 24:35this week um and that's that um that
- 24:40it's it's it's officially in that uh
- 24:43playing gold and ey as odd job is is
- 24:48cheating which I know this came out from the developers saying yes it's cheating
- 24:54but how is it cheating if that's just a character you can play in the game uh
- 24:58because they they designed him knowing that he couldn't be killed and left him
- 25:04in there anyway well though he could be killed it was just that he was shorter
- 25:08harder to kill the the lock on didn't work as well on him as it did on
- 25:12literally everyone else but yeah that's just that's you didn't have to unlock
- 25:17him do anything special hit any buttons hon back then that was very I don't
- 25:20think I ever played as odd job because who the [ __ ] would want to play as odd [Music]
- 25:24[Laughter] job I actually I know I played this game a lot I used to play it a lot I don't
- 25:31remember who I picked yeah I I remember playing as Baron SEI just cuz he looks
- 25:36[ __ ] cool you know sure black guy and white face go have a look at him now see
- 25:42if he still looks cool in the game or just the dude in
- 25:49general I was talking about in the game the [ __ ] character in the movie looks
- 25:53sick that's a great B movie oh he doesn't he doesn't he looks awful
- 25:59[ __ ] is that what we is that what golden ey looks like I remember
- 26:04it I remember this looking a lot better I tried to play it at at big head mode
- 26:10once and I was like oh God like running around a gray box yeah your memory of
- 26:15these games is yeah very wrong even the first Halo yeah my memory of the first
- 26:21Halo is dead on accurate don't worry but no cuz when they did the
- 26:27re-release they sort of have the you play the original Graphics or play the
- 26:30updated you played the original so like how did I play this it's like you're
- 26:34literally in the same room all the time y that was every game though up until a
- 26:40point yeah good point I had more James Bond news and I forgotten what it was oh
- 26:45it's not news it's just I didn't realize this did you know that the the guy who
- 26:49directed Casino Royale yeah the first Daniel Craig bond is the same guy who
- 26:55directed Gold N yeah yeah I did know that didn't know that yeah that's why
- 27:00they both [ __ ] awesome yeah they're both great yeah they're both the best
- 27:04out of that Bunch each yeah yeah so just get him to [ __ ] do
- 27:10it maybe yeah bring him back piss off Daniel Craig I like Daniel craiger's
- 27:17Bond but if he doesn't want to do it don't force him to do it you keep
- 27:20offering him more money so he can't say no yeah he needs to sit down with Jim
- 27:26Parsons and have a talk yeah yeah Jim Parsons as James Bond oh
- 27:32God Bazinga look this is not James Bond
- 27:38related but an easy segue um so the Scotland tourism board wants
- 27:45us all to know that there's more to Scotland than just God Golf and Shan
- 27:49connory sure yeah so uh there was a there was a video uh that was being done
- 27:56a tourism film ad for for Scotland and uh it's kind of gone back and forth uh
- 28:02between all the necessary parties that
- 28:05get Veto on on everything and uh it's the notes have been leaked onto the
- 28:11internet which is which is pretty funny so uh there's a whole lot about uh no
- 28:16one gives a [ __ ] about Shan Connor anymore stop mentioning
- 28:19him and uh stop mentioning that um Peter higs founder of the God particle is from
- 28:26Scotland it's just [ __ ] irrelevant and not everyone in Scotland plays golf
- 28:30in fact more people hate golf than play golf
- 28:36yeah I can understand yeah they were terrible ideas to have for an
- 28:40ad yeah but also but show it's not that no one cares about him anymore it's just
- 28:46he did The Honorable thing and just when when he found out that movies were no
- 28:50longer his thing he just went off into the sunset going home to slap some women
- 28:55yeah in my villa in Spain he realized that he he had just made the
- 29:01League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and that he wouldn't ever be able to top
- 29:05that uh so he decided to quit while he was ahead and step down the reigning
- 29:12King you know it's his birthday today oh is it oh is 88 years old
- 29:17today happy birthday Sean and listener
- 29:21to the show we and and soon to be geek
- 29:24of the week I'm sure yeah God well I don't know cuz yeah has anyone
- 29:30seen or heard from him recently he hasn't called me back in a while hold on
- 29:36Sean connory 2018 I don't want to get
- 29:40sad but uh oh yeah just a just a crippled old man being helped across the
- 29:46street oh that's James Bond
- 29:52yeah I've uh I've been to Scotland and it's [ __ ] beautiful and uh I did not
- 29:59expect to to just be as overwhelmed by I've been to Edinburgh man that's that
- 30:05is a [ __ ] beautiful city like yeah listeners go check it out it's [ __ ]
- 30:11awesome all right I'll go next to you yeah I might go next to you
- 30:14too I'll I'll see you there then great see you all next
- 30:19year very good and I'll see you there Sean connory playing golf and he does
- 30:25like golf does he he does he's an avid
- 30:29golfer and slapper have you um have you seen that interview with sha connory
- 30:36after he's done a couple of the Bond films it's in his house have you seen
- 30:40this no I think so basically so he he lives in this house and it's like quite
- 30:45modest like it's much more modest than you would think [ __ ] James Bond would
- 30:49live in right I mean it's you know English country home right so it
- 30:52probably still cost a fortune but it's not a mansion or anything and the
- 30:56interview is like skyall it's definitely not Skyfall and he said
- 31:01uh at the interview saying like oh you know you live quite you know simply here
- 31:06he's like no no I got a golf course and you know I've got got this and that um
- 31:11but his wife is there it's not his current wife it's his wife back from
- 31:15back in the 60s who um who was a
- 31:19novelist and he said that interview says do you read your wife's novels he said
- 31:25oh yes I always read them before I uh before she publishes them you know if
- 31:29there's a page I don't like I tear it up tell her to start again and I'm like
- 31:36yeah I bet you do you [ __ ] little [ __ ] like I believe yeah I think I think
- 31:41Sean connory as [ __ ] great an actor as he is and as much of a cultural icon
- 31:47he's been my whole life I have a feeling I wouldn't get on with him in the
- 31:51slightest I think he's it [ __ ] yeah did go on [ __ ] some of the stuff he said
- 31:56back in the day he not away with today sometimes they just won't let it
- 32:02go and then you have to give them a little flap yeah they want the last word and
- 32:08you give them the last word and it's still not enough so I think sometimes it's warranted
- 32:15yeah yep a little slap Sean connory
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- 33:03called paying for Content yeah yeah who wants to pay for Content
- 33:09these days well unfortunately nobody does so actually I do I actually I pay
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- 33:23support uh we support some other stuff that we like like red media and um
- 33:30you're not so smart and what else do we support on there a few things you're not
- 33:33so smart that's really horrible Luke oh sorry that was yeah I mean most of our
- 33:37money gets funneled directly into the alt right but um anything left over
- 33:42that's right goes to Red Letter media yeah Mike
- 33:45covich uh and yeah in directly to Alex
- 33:49Jones generally speaking we have a joint bank account it just goes straight into
- 33:55Alex Jones bank account wish we had access to their bank account oh yeah is
- 34:00Alex Jones making good money you reckon I guess he is he must be yeah I guess he
- 34:05is um speaking of that sort of thing uh
- 34:11I mentioned Mike covich um we've talked about James gun obviously recently
- 34:17apparently Guardians 3 is now on hold H well it's not surprising really I I
- 34:23don't think I mean I can't imagine anybody's just going to want to step
- 34:27into the the director's seat on that at this point well I think I think they're
- 34:32probably going to go with a new script too right well maybe I think I don't I
- 34:37think that's just going to hold on to it and I think they still end up using the
- 34:40same script I really think they do I think I mean it I would say you're wrong
- 34:45but you're usually right about these things Luke so well it depends on how
- 34:49long it's on hold for I think if they like I don't know I'm they should just
- 34:55maybe put it on hold for a while and then just come back back to it and start
- 34:58from scratch or something cuz this is just shitty like this is not this is not
- 35:02a recipe for a good film not that they care cuz they'll still make a [ __ ] ton
- 35:06of money but I was just thinking today about because you got like James gone
- 35:10gone for the stuff he said in done in the past what about Robert Downey junor
- 35:14who was just hookers and blow back in F Johnny Depp who who has got his [ __ ]
- 35:19Amber Her is a restraining order against him like now they are not announcing any new
- 35:25Pirates of the Caribbean films coincidentally oh okay cuz everyone's
- 35:30keeps bringing it up and they haven't said anything about it but then somebody
- 35:33checked and like well they're not uh but he is in um Fantastic
- 35:38Beasts uh which is not Disney that's Warner Brothers I think but he's not
- 35:42they're not Warner Brothers have publicly said we don't care what you
- 35:48did well they put uh at San Diego Comic
- 35:53Con they put him in the same panel as
- 35:58her not not at the same time but or was it was it in the same panel or was it
- 36:03like cuz she literally has a restraining order against him yeah and there was a
- 36:07panel for Aquaman CU she's in Aquaman and in a panel or something to do with
- 36:12fantastic Beast he was a surprise guest and then there was a big thing because
- 36:15it was like they're not supposed to be at the same event like that yeah maybe
- 36:20his chair is 100 m outside maybe or maybe they just don't
- 36:25give a [ __ ] yeah probably that but
- 36:28uh yeah but they're all [ __ ] you know apparently so apparently it's just a
- 36:34[ __ ] Cesspool that yeah apparently James gun wasn't a [ __ ] though so it's
- 36:38kind of it's a shame he got lumped in with the [ __ ] I know he just had a he
- 36:42just had a a a off sense of humor yeah
- 36:47so oh look I'm I'm glad it's on hold then I'm glad they're not just trying to
- 36:51[ __ ] shove something up our ass and hoping we don't notice you know oh I'll
- 36:56notice yeah my my usual trick yeah I have a
- 37:03very sensitive anus do you um do you have a 3D printer
- 37:10available to you Dan uh look uh I I I can get my hands on one you know okay if
- 37:17I if I if I need one I may have discovered a project for you m well I I
- 37:21mean I didn't want to steal somebody else's uh idea so may have no problem
- 37:26with that he maybe a different character but a gentleman has 3D printed himself
- 37:32and and the blueprints are here if if you want them yeah he's 3D printed
- 37:36himself a lifesized Tyrion
- 37:39Lannister oh I love it what it's like
- 37:43you could literally 3D print anybody so it's either that he just loves Peter
- 37:49Dinklage and he's just like [ __ ] yeah this is a one or he looked at the amount
- 37:53of plastic that he had and was
- 37:56like yeah who can I make for
- 38:01this but this thing looks great it looks it looks great it's pretty a 3D printers
- 38:06affordable yet I think I mean shitty ones are I
- 38:11don't know how much a good one costs not looking for the best I'm not looking for
- 38:15the worst I'm looking for like middle little middle I'm I got to say I got be honest
- 38:21and say I don't know I don't have one I don't know either but my friend bought
- 38:25one he bought one in Parts as well uh because you
- 38:32could buy a kit for it and it was cheaper uh I think I've probably
- 38:36mentioned it on this podcast before but it wouldn't have been for a while but he
- 38:40bought the 3D printer because he wanted to live out his dream of playing a Moby
- 38:46Dick themed pinball machine and that doesn't currently
- 38:51exists so he bunch he bought a bunch of old um pinball machines um stripped them
- 38:57for parts he's building his own machine and he plans to use the 3D printer to
- 39:01construct the little ornate whales it's going to go in there that's pretty cool
- 39:08okay that's that's very cool yeah he's just like that's my thing that's what I
- 39:13want I'm going to make it happen see I've always thought of 3D prins has been
- 39:17great for people who like to play board games yeah yep so you can just buy the
- 39:24print and play and actually just print it mhm print your figures and how scenery how
- 39:30big is your printer have to be to print Tyrion Lannister I guess is I'm trying to find
- 39:35which oh he he's got a creality cr10s okay I'm guessing you would have
- 39:42done it in bit yeah I I think I think the photo
- 39:48doesn't make it look oh hang on I big is he must have cuz this is not that big
- 39:54[ __ ] that's commitment mhm M this one of these is uh is about is about5
- 40:00$539 Luke okay yeah it's about what my friend pay
- 40:05for it but he had to put it together how much is the
- 40:10ink uh well you got to buy all the different colors right so let's have a
- 40:15look see I just get other people to do research for me it's so much easier
- 40:19$15 for a big spool of it that's actually that's not bad really yeah I
- 40:25mean I don't know how long it lasts but that's the the filament to well for me
- 40:30I'd probably buy it print one thing and then forget about it what would you
- 40:34print what is your one thing oh that's a good question what is the first and
- 40:39possibly only thing that you would 3D print I would
- 40:45probably oh I know what I'd like to but I don't think there's any cuz I wouldn't
- 40:48be able to design it myself I'd like a little Robotech figure okay oh yeah
- 40:53Robotech figures do not exist in this universe well they
- 40:59do but they sort of are a bit hard to come by okay I had one as Aid rootch not
- 41:06the most popular show I was a kid I had a toy of the guy with alive who that guy
- 41:12is the guy with the what blue hair Max Sterling yeah yeah there's a guy in
- 41:18Robotech whose name is Max Sterling I'm pretty sure it's ma
- 41:23Sterling wow that's great for for a Japanese cartoon that's fantastic
- 41:28that would have been the it's not it's um because robot Tech's the American
- 41:32version of it ah sure yeah of course what's it called in Japan Luke
- 41:36Macross oh so Robotech is actually three different cartoons put together to make
- 41:41Robotech yeah right wow I love that they used to do that we have no idea what
- 41:47Voltron actually is yeah because I think it was Macross
- 41:54and then I forget what the other two were hm Max I'm think I'm start watching
- 42:00it again guys uh still playing no man's Sky I I was going to ask I played a bit more
- 42:07but I haven't had a lot of time for games this week yeah I played a bit
- 42:10yesterday I actually I've actually just been playing The Walking Dead oh yeah I
- 42:16started playing I we already talked about I started playing Wolfenstein 2
- 42:19yeah I did play a bit more no man guy yesterday and I was like I'm just gonna
- 42:22play a little bit yeah yeah I was like I'll just play a little bit because I I
- 42:27when I think about it later it's it's similar to you know what I said about
- 42:30like con and that where it's like I'm not doing anything really I'm just like
- 42:33it it is almost like pointless busy work yeah but um but once I started fun yeah
- 42:39exactly once I got in there I was I was like oh [ __ ] all right I guess I'm doing
- 42:44this for a couple hours so might play some more today yeah look
- 42:49as pointless busy work goes it's uh it's definitely not bad you know the setting is
- 42:54excellent yes I think just where it makes it a little bit more uh fun than
- 42:59Conan is when you die in Conan you go back to your base and you sort of end up
- 43:05without anything whereas and then you have to travel all the way back to where
- 43:09you were yeah but no man Sky you die you just go back to your ship you don't have
- 43:13to oh you have to go back if you want your stuff though yeah but still you're
- 43:17still you don't cuz your stuff you don't really have to go back for your stuff
- 43:21starting from SC exctly the same with Conan though yeah but you I know I just
- 43:26think it's it's a little bit different cuz you're on a different planet and that's
- 43:31cool I mean I I agree with you there 100% it is cool that you're on a
- 43:36different planet yeah so yes um I might play bit more today I haven't I haven't
- 43:41even progressed that far in the story I don't think cuz I've just been pottering
- 43:44about I realized no no no I should do some [ __ ] progress in the story a bit
- 43:49well that's the great thing like you don't have to play that story if you
- 43:52don't want to right you could just leave but you should if you want to actually
- 43:56enjoy the game more cuz it sounds like you're starting to get bored of it yeah
- 44:00that's what I need to start doing the story stuff so
- 44:06Fallout what's it called Vault 76
- 44:09Fallout 76 Fallout 69 Fallout 69 it's just you don't leave the Vault
- 44:15and you never leave the Vault you don't want to why would you you got everything
- 44:19you want right in there uh they they've got a they've
- 44:23partnered with um somebody to make some
- 44:27rum yeah now I'll be honest I'm not sure
- 44:31I've ever had rum oh really rum good maybe in a cocktail but it's never been
- 44:37something I've deliberately gotten not for any reason other than there's you
- 44:41know plenty of drinks out there but I drink I drink Fallout rum or NCA rum as
- 44:47it were yeah I would mind some of this
- 44:50they're really going ncar rum yeah narum yeah I try this I like rum I like uh
- 44:57Kraken have you had Kraken I've seen the bottle and it's excellent so you know
- 45:03actually rum tends to have the best bottles in my
- 45:06opinion sure oh I want this I just saw a
- 45:11bottle oh there's a Bott yeah if you on the the link you go
- 45:16to NAD dark.com oh yeah and I need this
- 45:22oh that's very nice am I 21 yes I am 21
- 45:26oh that's great oh wow that is excellent yeah I'm just going to sign up
- 45:32to this cuz I need to be notified when I can buy this and I'm not going to sign
- 45:37up because you'll just notify me yeah exactly I'll get the Spam for all of us
- 45:42I'm prepared to take that bullet all I've signed
- 45:47up this is great this is beautiful yeah I'll be ordering one of
- 45:52these I can put it with my Blade Runner R my Blade Runner whiskey yeah yeah it's
- 45:58weird it's only 35% H well it's it's got other stuff in
- 46:03it doesn't it it's uh uh I closed the window but isn't it um kind of like a
- 46:09lira almost or is it actually just it's most quenching way on ncar is
- 46:15an alcoholic version of Nuka dark rum n dark rum is an alcoholic version
- 46:21of NCA dark rum oh yeah that makes sense
- 46:25right I've read that three times and that's what it says so now I'm just
- 46:29confused I think I think I misunderstood there's a section here where it talks
- 46:33about the patent includes liquor bourbon Spirits wine be L I assume it doesn't
- 46:37contain all of those things so I misunderstood so perhaps they're other
- 46:42words they they have the right to make any of those things yeah yeah speaking
- 46:47of pton guys you know that pton has just lapsed now on telly deal
- 46:53donic now we've covered Telly deal donic before Oh right should we should we play
- 46:58the sex toy news jingle before we go ahead oh yeah absolutely
- 47:04Y when you need a new toy to put inside
- 47:07of you you Len to sex toy news sex to
- 47:13news Okay so uh Telly dild donic as
- 47:17listeners to this podcast will know are
- 47:21uh our sex toys that are on the internet
- 47:26mhm that that I can [ __ ] been around for a lot longer than you think yeah yeah
- 47:32yeah first painted what 20 years ago 98 yeah so
- 47:38um are these actual images from the patent where it's a flow chart that says
- 47:45if anal no if penile no if vaginal No invalid option
- 47:51what oh yeah here we go wait for you to select the simulation our control
- 47:57if anal yes what well it's the algorithm for the
- 48:02for the sex toy makes sense go straight to anal it's just yeah anal is
- 48:07first all about priorities it's about priorities so these patents have expired so we could
- 48:13make our own line of um multiple nasm Telly dildonics dildos yeah do you know
- 48:19that the phrase Telly dildonic was coined in 1975 that seems very very
- 48:26preemptive doesn't it yeah before there's an internet before there's
- 48:31anything uh who said it I'll tell you Ted Nelson filthy
- 48:37Ted old old filthy Ted Nelson he was
- 48:41thinking of a way to do it with the phone dial one you go click click click
- 48:47click click and oh dial one for anal dial two for penile
- 48:54dial three what I love about this article it says technology Pioneer Ted
- 48:58Nelson is credited for Co coining the phrase Telly dildonics in 1975 but David
- 49:02Rothschild's 1993 essay high tech sex is one of the earliest versions of where
- 49:07blah blah blah blah you've got to write an essay on something and that's what
- 49:10you choose like Tech sex yeah [ __ ] this
- 49:16what are you doing your uh thesis on just doing it on uh dildos that you can
- 49:22control remotely what space space dildos space
- 49:28dildos got an A for an
- 49:35anal we're very mature hey we got a little bit of Star Wars
- 49:41news Stars news Stars news a little bit of Star Wars news
- 49:47there's always a little bit of Star Wars news isn't there yeah well there's I
- 49:51think infinitely there will be now forever yeah until such time as Disney is the best of
- 49:58all possible worlds well not till Disney gets sick of it until it stops making
- 50:02Disney money yeah well same thing yeah and then they'll get sick of it to the
- 50:07filming episode 9 right now in case you didn't know that listeners and you want
- 50:10to check out uh all the you know all the cast and Crews Twitter and Instagrams
- 50:16you'll see some behind the scenes odds and ends some photos leaked of of them
- 50:22shooting uh Finn and PO on an adventure somewhere I'm down down to that 100%
- 50:28down mhm and then there were also some photos of apparently they've built a
- 50:32bunch of sets in in a rain foresty Endor looking environment and the Millennium
- 50:38Falcon is there so well it's definitely Endor then because they don't come up with new
- 50:43planets now they just that's yeah no well it's going to be a new new moon
- 50:47with a different name but then there'll be a conspiracy theory later about how
- 50:50it's the same Moon Yeah there'll be Ewoks on it yeah like T and jaku yeah I
- 50:57really hope they make like JJ's like no no no it is that's that's the twist TN
- 51:03andu are the same Planet yeah and it's not actually the farthest um place from
- 51:07the center of the universe it actually is the [ __ ] very center of the
- 51:10universe yeah that's right it's like back when they thought the Earth was the
- 51:14center of the universe they're like no
- 51:16it's no it's j it's a pretty shitty ass
- 51:21twist well look he can't all be winners can they two words Luke SP
- 51:29iron actually Luke hasn't seen lost so he doesn't know who Dominic Monahan is
- 51:34oh no who is that junky on an island or a hobbit you have seen that no I
- 51:41haven't he was merry wasn't he in Lord of the Rings yeah I I I never watched Lord of
- 51:48the Rings no well anyway he's an actor and he's INE two out of three really
- 51:52good movies I'm sure if you if you click through and look at a photo of him
- 51:55you've never seen this guy before um I've seen the photo of him in the
- 51:59article and I had no idea who he is I tell you who he is he he beat up um
- 52:05Megan Fox in that Eminem music video
- 52:09where the house is burning down no he he
- 52:14[ __ ] one of my favorite behind the scenes videos ever when he gets
- 52:20interview he interviews Elijah Wood as the Elijah knowing that it's him he
- 52:25pretends he's a German reporter and he asks him the most [ __ ] ridiculous
- 52:28questions it's hilarious yeah it's great I'll uh put a link in the show notes
- 52:33check it out this it's [ __ ] excellent all right here we go
- 52:39wigs uh yes yes we wear wigs yes we do wear wigs V will you wear
- 52:44wigs oh I I I I know him from a game oh what game no I
- 52:51don't yeah I do from Quantum break oh is he in that oh I okay did you
- 52:57play Quantum break did you yeah is it any good I didn't mind kind of like
- 53:01there was a lot of hype before it came out and then it just I don't know no one
- 53:05was talking about it I never play very quiet yeah no it's it's really a game that you
- 53:11had to really dedicate some time to cuz you play for a bit and then you have to
- 53:14watch a half hour television show oh right there you
- 53:20go that's by the guys who did Alan Wake right yes remedy I wanted to like Alan W
- 53:26more yeah premise was good now you can't buy
- 53:31it alen wake was an amazing game you can't buy alen wake anymore they they
- 53:36um some licensing with the music expired and now if you don't own it you can't
- 53:42buy it yeah see that sucks
- 53:47yeah I I'm pretty sure I have it somewhere uh if I wanted to Play It
- 53:52Again actually I kind of do want to play it again because I do I remember
- 53:57it was cool I just I couldn't get into it for some reason like I love the premise of it
- 54:01everything about it I love I think just except the gameplay yeah that was my
- 54:05experience with it too so yeah the story great the the Ambiance was great but
- 54:11there was just something about playability of it that was just off ping
- 54:17Birds yeah but see now I want to play it no [ __ ] it I'll just watch a walk
- 54:23through watch a run through yeah uh speaking of watching things I
- 54:30watched a quiet place yesterday you guys seen that oh no I wanted toah seen it
- 54:35you do want to Matt you do want to okay yeah Hannah said it was good uh yeah it's [ __ ]
- 54:41great I don't want I don't want to overhype this but it's [ __ ] excellent
- 54:46starring and directed by John kvin
- 54:50kazinski kazinski that guy yeah Y correct and he's excellent uh but honest
- 54:56to God his wife is in it as well uh who's his wife his wife is well there's
- 55:03only four people in the movie oh so Emily Blunt is his wife Emily Blunt yeah
- 55:07yeah okay um I didn't know that she is [ __ ] great she should get an Oscar for this she's
- 55:14excellent uh very fresh like in many
- 55:17many ways a classic no not Emily
- 55:23blond no I just mean like for for something that has all the Hallmarks of
- 55:29your classic horror movie it has a fresh new take and it's just executed with
- 55:33absolute Precision so all right both
- 55:37thumbs quietly up for a quiet place I'm going to watch it it's coming
- 55:43towards the end of the show which means we're going to move on to the Afterparty
- 55:47shortly oh yeah but I we might as well I I I thought I should bring this up
- 55:51because I've noticed you know we've talked many times before about how
- 55:55Hollywood steals our ideas yeah yeah yes
- 55:59well Netflix has a new Netflix original coming out called the Afterparty oh of
- 56:06course they [ __ ] do what yeah and
- 56:10look this is get ridiculous it's not I mean it isn't it isn't related because
- 56:17see what it is it's a comedy a comedy for rap fans yeah either of you two
- 56:23consider yourselves a rap fan I wouldn't say no so I guess it's not
- 56:29not directly related although I mean would you consider our theme music to be
- 56:35rap yeah well I mean it's uh sort of it's hip-hop yeah it's it's AR Kelly
- 56:42well it's a right you know a remixing of arelly guess they've proba
- 56:47they've changed it slightly to avoid usuing them I guess yeah that's right
- 56:51what happen yeah the is there any Arelli in this or do they do they not like
- 56:55artists who piss on underage girls um I don't know why they wouldn't
- 57:00like him that's true see the music industry has has been where the music
- 57:07the M [ __ ] I can't even talk the movie industry is just catching up now to
- 57:10where the music industry has been for years like R Kelly can sexually molest
- 57:15and piss on a bunch of 14-year-old girls and everyone's like [ __ ] ignition is a
- 57:19great song you know what I mean and then Roman palansky sodomizes one drugged
- 57:25little girl in a pool stand with Roman
- 57:32fansy yeah let's not see you guys in the
- 57:35Afterparty look I'm very silent I'm not this is yep no we we're just going to
- 57:41stop this and move on this is wrong we're better than this we're
- 57:47better than Roman palansky I'm better at some things in
- 57:51Ran pansky I'm better at not having been in a concentration camp than ran piny
- 57:57way better I like how that's the one you went with that's the one thing he's done not
- 58:02better at him that yeah all right keep reaching for that rainbow can I can I
- 58:09take us back to Star Wars news please can you can you replay the jingle
- 58:13because you know sure here we go that's
- 58:18[Music]
- 58:25great great so um this is the uh uh
- 58:31geophysicist shuts down critics of The Last Jedi and says licking the ground
- 58:36perfectly normal so I I must say out of
- 58:41all the things in The Last Jedi that I hated when I when I saw that [ __ ]
- 58:48Trooper lick the ground I almost got up and walked out cuz that was just [ __ ]
- 58:52stupid um however that was the most real thing in the entire movie
- 58:57yeah yes ma McKinnon who is a field uh geophysicist disaster
- 59:03researcher sci-fi science consultant and
- 59:07science writer uh had this to say right
- 59:12it's lengthy so bear with me evaporites are soft but the easiest way to the
- 59:19easiest way to ID between halite versus sylvite is salty versus sour iding sand
- 59:25versus play is the cut of between gritty or not fossils stick to your tongue you
- 59:30don't need to lick rocks it's just faster and easier I don't lick every
- 59:34Wild Rock I meet and lip lab sinkles is just gross but if you're doing field
- 59:40work Rock ID you already know enough to keep your tongue away from the ARA yeah
- 59:45I'd keep my tongue away from ARA prite that can't be real and don't waste your
- 59:49time nibbling graned not all geoscientists lick rocks I'm geophysics
- 59:5395% of my rock ID is recreational and it's been years since I last licked a
- 59:58rock but it's not inherently
- 1:00:03ridiculous worthy concept worthy of mockery and I like how it links that
- 1:00:08sentence but it's not an inherently ridiculous concept worthy of mockery
- 1:00:11links to an article about Kelly Marie Tran like as if she was mocked because
- 1:00:16someone else licked a licked [ __ ] rock in the movie yeah that's right it's
- 1:00:20like well you know who's [ __ ] overweight and a woman and a race we
- 1:00:23don't like and he's also in that movie Kelly Tran um but I just want to go would that
- 1:00:29Trooper really be a geophysicist pro not and also yeah on planet Earth where you
- 1:00:35have a knowledge of what isn't isn't safe to [ __ ] lick sure maybe you'd
- 1:00:38lick some stuff but like you're on a [ __ ] Alien Planet that's got there's
- 1:00:43a bunch of red [ __ ] underneath a bunch of white [ __ ] in the ground I'll
- 1:00:47probably just lick it no but I also love that M McKinnon is pretty much saying
- 1:00:51like you can you can just there's many ways to test what a rock is one of them
- 1:00:55is looking at but it's only just that if you just simply don't have time to do
- 1:01:00another kind of test like what at what
- 1:01:06like what scenario would you need to know what that rock is right
- 1:01:13now when the when when the first order is about to attack and you need to know
- 1:01:18yeah I need to know if this is salty I think and I mean look maybe I'm
- 1:01:25Maybe I'm Wrong but I'm almost certain that happens so that people couldn't go
- 1:01:31oh it's another snow Planet yeah it's almost like they went
- 1:01:35back and filmed that one closeup of that one guy going because the reason sow
- 1:01:39Planet salt yes because there's so many other clumsy stupid things in that movie
- 1:01:45that I'm I'm sure that's what it is yeah yeah let's remove it remove Bri he's not
- 1:01:52getting his own Trilogy I'm I'm still calling have you seen um and I don't
- 1:01:56want to believe it the point I know yes some people like Last Jedi that's fine
- 1:02:00I'm going to complain about it bit more have you ever seen uh the breakdowns of
- 1:02:05the fight scene no you know there's the kylo ren Ray versus the you know the
- 1:02:12three acrobats Knights of Ren no well they're not the Knights of Ren they're
- 1:02:16his his petorian guards um yeah the the breakdown they were the Knights of Ren
- 1:02:22see that mov is confusing no they're not they're not the Knights of Ren um
- 1:02:26the fight is really bad and if you watch
- 1:02:31any one of the the red guys yeah it all falls apart like just watch what they do
- 1:02:37in particular I I noticed that when I was watching the movie that was a
- 1:02:42terrible fight scene there's that one guy at the front that um he just he he
- 1:02:48they obviously messed up the choreography and then he comes in too
- 1:02:52early and she hasn't ducked yet so he just walks off
- 1:02:56he's got his he's he's swinging and then he goes and then not my turn yet yeah no
- 1:03:02see I didn't really watch the fight I was watching the
- 1:03:05background the red cuz that the red that room just looks
- 1:03:11stupid yeah I that just me out of it I wasn't into it
- 1:03:15either look I don't I don't want to go on about it
- 1:03:19but yeah it's not a good movie sorry
- 1:03:23sorry listeners if you liked it they
- 1:03:29didn't they're you're allowed to though
- 1:03:32sure yeah it's okay to be wrong I still sort of like it do you and I'm just not
- 1:03:39going to watch it again I tried to watch it again and I
- 1:03:43turned it off I'm just going to watch the uh oh you know what actually I might
- 1:03:48do it this week I was I was going to watch Revenge of the Sith
- 1:03:54again yeah that's the only one I haven't tried to watch again because I tried to
- 1:03:57watch the Phantom Anis again I tried to watch Attack of the Clones again but
- 1:04:01guys I tried to watch Return of the Jedi again last week and I couldn't make it
- 1:04:04through it's [ __ ] ridiculous honestly it's it's it's as bad as space iron it
- 1:04:10really is maybe we should be cutting him a bit M slack oh I'm just saying Star
- 1:04:16Wars stopped always being good by default long
- 1:04:22ago and a lot of people didn't like the
- 1:04:25force awakens either so I guess this is just it's going to happen they can't all
- 1:04:32be good can't all let's get over it but don't worry I'll continue to
- 1:04:38throw money at it good I was worried that's all for this week thank you for
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