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OUTRO: This Was Our Second Take · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram YouTube and ticked.
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  Speaker 2: Off for raw dogging for silver livery weekday on Radioca.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah thanks mate.
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  Speaker 1: Today he beckheit baby.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas you'll love this on going home last night? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: stop them dairy? Oh yeah yeah, pegget of darts.
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  Speaker 3: Shoelacers, No, no shoelaces.
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  Speaker 4: And as I was walking into the dairy, another fella
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  Speaker 4: was walking into the dairy with me, and he looked
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  Speaker 4: at me and smiled and said, don't worry, Jason, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not going to give you my bike real share yesterday
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  Speaker 4: on the on the air, good on you, mat So
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  Speaker 4: that was quite funny.
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  Speaker 1: What dairy was that?
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  Speaker 4: That's just the one app from my house? Oh really yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's very convenient. I've got like two diaries within fifteen minus?
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  Speaker 2: Did he know that a rest? Was it the same
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  Speaker 2: diary that you went into it? Was it the same dairy? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: it was the same because you talked to him about it,
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  Speaker 2: or because he had listen to the radio.
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  Speaker 5: Listened to the radio and he must have listened to
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  Speaker 5: it literally in the car on the way there or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, very funny.
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  Speaker 4: And the good thing was he was good bastard, but
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  Speaker 4: it had a little chat and he didn't follow me home.
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  Speaker 1: That's it, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's the one thing about my house as if
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  Speaker 4: people do. And I've had a few interactions with people
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  Speaker 4: at the dairy and that they will tend to follow
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  Speaker 4: me and chat, keep chatting, and then I get to.
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  Speaker 3: My driveway very quickly and it's.
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  Speaker 4: Like, okay, well, I'm not going to walk down until
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  Speaker 4: you carry on walking. I've had a couple of occasions
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  Speaker 4: with it where people have said to me, was that
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  Speaker 4: your place just there? And I've gone, oh no, no,
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  Speaker 4: it's a bit further down, mate, but further down, and.
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  Speaker 6: They go, oh yeah. They were okay, that's good too.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
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  Speaker 6: You're away most afternoons in the radio.
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  Speaker 3: How are you guys today?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: How's life?
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  Speaker 1: Pretty rooted? But pretty good?
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  Speaker 6: Pretty good?
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 5: I I spent the afternoon so today I was like, good,
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  Speaker 5: I've just got my gaming podcast to do. Comes out tomorrow,
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  Speaker 5: by the way, extremely casual games.
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  Speaker 3: It's great, so good speaking that podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Some exciting news on that front. Keyzy, Oh really.
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  Speaker 6: Fuck, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the sound of that.
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  Speaker 5: So when I did that and around it, I had
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  Speaker 5: all this admin I needed to sort, and I was
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  Speaker 5: getting through it, getting through it. The last piece of
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  Speaker 5: EDMIN was hook up the printer I've order because we've
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  Speaker 5: never had a printer and I'm sick of coming to
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  Speaker 5: work and having so like one hundred and fifty dollar printer.
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  Speaker 1: Boom.
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  Speaker 5: It took me an hour and a half to make
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  Speaker 5: the scan work so that it would send it to
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  Speaker 5: my emails. Right, you don't just go scan then type,
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  Speaker 5: and you have to set up an email account on
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  Speaker 5: behalf of the printer to send from.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see, and you have to approve it and use.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm good with technology. It was a fucking ball
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  Speaker 6: as a rig.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's no.
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  Speaker 3: That is one thing I just wouldn't even attempt to
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  Speaker 3: be honestly.
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  Speaker 5: I was at the point where like, if I didn't
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  Speaker 5: have an hour right now to actually read go on
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  Speaker 5: all these different websites, I would just be like, nah, fucking.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those things. I just throwing it through
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  Speaker 2: the wall, or certainly want to yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And then get this.
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  Speaker 5: I had my important documents ready to go. I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: finally I'll scan them and I'll go to work, scan
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  Speaker 5: them all through send Era didn't work. Everything i'd worked work,
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  Speaker 5: and so I came to work and scanned them instead.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Good shit. Yeah, why don't you work it out though, Key,
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  Speaker 1: It'll be worth it, it'll be great, it'll be really good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. You
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  Speaker 1: wonder what it's all for, don't you? At some point? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I do, yes, Yes, was it was it?
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  Speaker 5: On this show we were talking about how Actually no,
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  Speaker 5: I think it was Romish The other night when I
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  Speaker 5: was talking at the comedy show. He was talking about
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  Speaker 5: which is relevant nowadays. There's heaps of Instagram videos of
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  Speaker 5: people being like, you should wake up at five am.
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  Speaker 5: You should go for a run, you should do this.
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  Speaker 5: You should look at yourself in the mirror and say I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Going to be a CEO or something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah blah bla blah blahlah blah blah.
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  Speaker 5: And that's great if you're wired like that, but if
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  Speaker 5: you're not, you should try and do as little work
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  Speaker 5: as possible and as much and spend as much time
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  Speaker 5: as you care doing stuff that you actually like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, John Clees was a big He was a big
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  Speaker 4: advocate of that in terms of doing fuck.
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  Speaker 6: Ll work, getting to a point where you can where possible.
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  Speaker 3: And why why do people get obsessed with working all
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  Speaker 3: the time.
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  Speaker 1: He just loves it.
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  Speaker 4: He loves being on a beach and just chilling my
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  Speaker 4: life drinking pess on beaches around the world. But to
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  Speaker 4: do that you have to you're not born into it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's a struggle.
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  Speaker 2: So then you want to build businesses that have got
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  Speaker 2: passive income that you set them up, you can have
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  Speaker 2: people run them and then you can leave.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and then they just send you the cash goes
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  Speaker 4: into the you can Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The whole Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy.
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  Speaker 1: The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got to I've got to set up some
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  Speaker 4: kind of cash business before I cares.
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  Speaker 3: She busy, you know, before I leave the old rager.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just to keep it, you know, flying or you
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  Speaker 4: know my wife and I, Yeah, I don't do that
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  Speaker 4: on the pottage. And I think I might have mentioned
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  Speaker 4: it before, but you know, she was talking to this
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  Speaker 4: couple at her work who have retired early, and you know,
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  Speaker 4: they've got a better money, They've got a bit of money,
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  Speaker 4: but all they do is house set around the country.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's a website. There's a website that you can
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  Speaker 2: go on. Yeah, and there's so that's a worldwide thing.
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  Speaker 2: I had a woman that I mean, I've had thousands,
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  Speaker 2: but this particular legion, this particular one, we she was
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  Speaker 2: building a website and over the course of her building
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  Speaker 2: this website, she was in Singapore, Indo, Nisia, one other place,
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  Speaker 2: and then a house in the country in France. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so her and her fiance. You just go around and
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  Speaker 2: you just house it and it's just a website. And
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  Speaker 2: that's so they just go around doing that. They'd pay
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  Speaker 2: nothing for accommodation. Yeah, and you just go around feeding
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  Speaker 2: the cats and staying in these outrageous places.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not do that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, that's pretty good about like this one
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  Speaker 4: was saying that, you know, and they go to these
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  Speaker 4: beautiful parts of the country. And she didn't mention overseas.
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  Speaker 4: But my uncle does the same thing. We're having his wife.
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  Speaker 4: They've got a little sort of set up in New Plymouth,
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  Speaker 4: but they spend most of the time just cruising around
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  Speaker 4: the country, looking up to other people's houses, feeding the cats,
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  Speaker 4: you know what you do, and beaches and you're usually
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  Speaker 4: pretty nice places.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder if it's probably My brother in law has
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  Speaker 5: a set up and it's fucking awesome over in Amsterdam.
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  Speaker 6: Where he's thirty five.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 6: I think they both him and as partner both work there.
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  Speaker 5: But in Amsterdam they have interest free home loans for
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  Speaker 5: first home buyers that they've bought the third floor one
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  Speaker 5: of the classic Amsterdam houses and they're paying that off. However,
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  Speaker 5: the cost per night is four hundred or something euro
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  Speaker 5: to in that old part of Amsterdam. That's how much
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  Speaker 5: they airbnb their floor out for. And one night of
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  Speaker 5: that is enough to cover them working four days or
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  Speaker 5: five days from Spain, which is an hour flight away
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  Speaker 5: or something, and so someone will book then they're bat
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  Speaker 5: their house for the weekend or maybe three or four
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  Speaker 5: nights and they'll literally just go to Spain or.
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  Speaker 1: Something and work remote from there.
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  Speaker 6: And make money for one isn't it. It's fucking awesome?
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  Speaker 1: My god?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Actually, my father in law just spent.
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  Speaker 4: Spent ten or fifteen days in Italy just recently, like
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  Speaker 4: literally just recently, and him and his partner were telling
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  Speaker 4: us that Italy's falling apart. Basically, it's broke and everything
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  Speaker 4: over there, you know, in terms of housing and stuff
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  Speaker 4: like that is fucking nothing.
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  Speaker 5: You can get a dollar house and those old ridiculous
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  Speaker 5: but they're all fucked though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well they will be. But you know if you
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  Speaker 3: only pain ten.
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  Speaker 6: But I think Zed by the Coaster to be fine.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, but in certainly interior Italy, the weird little towns
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  Speaker 5: and stuff. Yeah, I've watched a few things about that.
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  Speaker 1: Lovely.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll just do it a fellas.
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  Speaker 1: I agree. I'd say that to my wife at the
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  Speaker 1: times that Sarah and I have him, which is sort
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  Speaker 1: of yeah, I've got a few years week lifting us,
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  Speaker 1: it's for sure.
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  Speaker 6: The yarns I have with my wife is when are
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  Speaker 6: we moving to christ Church?
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  Speaker 1: That's here, you, that's the dream.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, my regular yearn with my wife is fuck
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  Speaker 4: the ship, let's just sell up and just cruise around.
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  Speaker 4: And she goes, yeah, but we need a proper house,
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  Speaker 4: and you do. But I'm like, nowh fuck that ship man.
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  Speaker 1: Were you at with the apartment? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Bourgeois bullshit, But your favorite thing is going into your
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  Speaker 4: lounge and watching your TV and having a coffee and
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  Speaker 4: punching a dart on duck shit and cleaning up duck poos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, duck poos.
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  Speaker 6: So like you know, you don't want that, it's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't yet look just a fantasy, Yeah, fantasies. It's
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  Speaker 1: nice to have those fantasies.
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  Speaker 2: All it is is, essentially what it comes down to,
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  Speaker 2: is you hate your life and you want something else.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you've got twenty five different day dreams that
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  Speaker 2: all seem like they'll be better, but they probably won't
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  Speaker 2: be because when you get in there, there'll still be
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  Speaker 2: you been a miserable fun You.
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  Speaker 5: Look at the ship, still still be you.
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  Speaker 4: Caring carrying that massive burning on your shoulders, and the mountain.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening with your apartment ideas still going?
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  Speaker 3: Funnily?
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  Speaker 4: Enough enough with Jason, because because we've had a lot
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  Speaker 4: of we've had a lot of story, we've had a
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  Speaker 4: lot of trades because as you know, we're getting the
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  Speaker 4: old on suite done, and every trading that we deal
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  Speaker 4: with has said the same thing to us, which is, now, how.
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  Speaker 3: Long are you going to be here?
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  Speaker 1: It was going to be with you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that as well, how long are you going
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  Speaker 4: to be here? Are you going to be here? Are
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  Speaker 4: you looking to sell or are you.
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  Speaker 1: Looking at do a good job? If you're going to
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  Speaker 1: leave or.
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  Speaker 4: Do a ship job, well not necessarily a ship job,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah, so we can do this.
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  Speaker 3: If you if you're thinking of leaving in a year,
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  Speaker 3: that'll be fine.
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  Speaker 2: We've done some rehnos and we've just we've done like
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  Speaker 2: all we did Copper for you just want to to
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  Speaker 2: last forever, yes, but whether you're staying on it or not,
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  Speaker 2: do the best job you can.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be a fucking assehole. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we always go, well, no, just just do
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  Speaker 4: the cheapest.
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  Speaker 1: It's the lino.
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  Speaker 4: But the guy and my wife was telling me today.
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  Speaker 4: The guy came over and he said, but you know,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, your house on the exterior is not great.
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  Speaker 3: But he said, but you've got a brand new roof.
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  Speaker 1: You've got heat pump and stuff as well.
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  Speaker 4: Heat pump, you've got good walls, you've got blah blah
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  Speaker 4: blah blah blah, all this sort of stuff. You'll be
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  Speaker 4: sweet as will be easy to sell this place. And
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  Speaker 4: we went, well, my wife went, excellent, what.
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  Speaker 6: You should sell get an apartment for cheaper than.
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  Speaker 1: Your house obviously, Well you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: And then so you've got a little bit of cash
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  Speaker 6: to go and float around and you know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we do have a fantasy. But I'll tell you
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  Speaker 3: about that some other.
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  Speaker 2: Nah. Okay, it was of those fantasies. How you going
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  Speaker 2: with your sexual fantasies anyway? Have you took them all off?
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  Speaker 1: No? They just have ebbed away. Yeah yeah, yeah them.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a cloud of smoke and it just dissipates.
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  Speaker 3: Just blow it out. It's a big stream of smoke
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  Speaker 3: and then just dissipates into the atmosphere.
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  Speaker 1: It does.
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  Speaker 3: How are your sexual fantasies kicks?
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  Speaker 5: I haven't even started. I've had a lot to tick off, right.
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  Speaker 5: The first one is to.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to them.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, listen to the Hiducky Big Show four seven
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  Speaker 5: on Radio Hadarky.
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  Speaker 6: Obviously I haven't a fair first. You're still doing that
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  Speaker 6: based on last last night's show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good ship man.