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CP - Shrimpin' Ain't Easy Over Ramen · Eating While Broke

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  Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Eating While Broke.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your host, Coleen Witt, and today we have very
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  Speaker 1: special guest comedian, writer, actor, producer. And the best part
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  Speaker 1: I have to add, well it's not the best part,
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  Speaker 1: but the part that intrigues me the most that I
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  Speaker 1: did not know is puppeteer Ay and I like, literally
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  Speaker 1: when he said puppeteer, I was like, yeah, is that
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  Speaker 1: what I think it is? Yeah, So I'm very excited
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  Speaker 1: to have a comedian CP in the building.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? But thank you all for having me. Man.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I'm a big fan of the show,
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  Speaker 2: believe it or not, like because I'm greedy to know
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  Speaker 2: what everybody else be eating, you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, man like, so I'm excited to be
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  Speaker 2: here and bring my little dish.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like really rolling out the cooking part of
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  Speaker 1: this dish before you announce what the dish is. I
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  Speaker 1: will have to I do want listeners to know I
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  Speaker 1: actually tried to get CP from the concept of this show.
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  Speaker 1: I think I tried to get you, So it has
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  Speaker 1: to have been almost two years to get you. Just
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  Speaker 1: to let you know, and then I had to tap
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  Speaker 1: the husband and be like, come on, man, come on man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and then I think one day we're having
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  Speaker 1: a bad day and he's like shot me a text
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  Speaker 1: like you see, I reached out to see pe for you,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like.
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  Speaker 2: He did, he did? He was like me and my wife. Man,
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  Speaker 2: he ran down the man. I'm familiar with that. I
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  Speaker 2: just I just it was, you know, I'm excited reaching
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  Speaker 2: out to me, man, But I'm excited to be here too.
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  Speaker 1: I was really And then I stayed on top. Did
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  Speaker 1: you notice? I was like, you're gonna be here, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be here. I tried to guilt you in two
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you caught that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to throw it a little bit manipulation on
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  Speaker 1: the last.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, I was gonna be I just came off the road.
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  Speaker 2: So the date was perfect. I was, I was, I
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  Speaker 2: set it time to be here. So I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited to have you. So what are you going
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  Speaker 1: to be cooking me today?
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  Speaker 2: I call this my shrimp fried ramen noodles. Okay, all
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  Speaker 2: right now, this dish man, I was, you know, this
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  Speaker 2: is like when I first started cooking, right, It's like
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  Speaker 2: one of the things that I used to practice cooking,
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  Speaker 2: because noodles give you like a good base, and so
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  Speaker 2: you could like doctor them up and learn how to
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  Speaker 2: you know, like really set your taste buds off with noodles.
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  Speaker 2: Really was noodles and eggs, so like different kind of
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  Speaker 2: alets and different kind of noodles was like how I
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  Speaker 2: learned how to put stuff together. And you could use
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  Speaker 2: that kind of technique on any food. Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying, Just you know, you gotta have a
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  Speaker 2: base and a way to season it up.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, when you said ramen, I usually actually, anytime
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  Speaker 1: I guess is romen because it is the number one
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  Speaker 1: broke to broke dish uh in period. So every time
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  Speaker 1: romy comes up, I'm like, unless you're doing something crazy
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  Speaker 1: with it, is not welcome on the show. Come try again,
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  Speaker 1: give me another dish. But I was really I had
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  Speaker 1: a low bar set for you in my mind, and
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  Speaker 1: then you came here and you're pulling seasonings and you're
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  Speaker 1: choosing sauces, and I said, oh, snap, he's really about
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  Speaker 1: to cook for me. So this is this is legit.
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  Speaker 1: So since it's legit, move on up out to see it.
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  Speaker 2: Get in the kitchen. All right, all right, So what
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  Speaker 2: I like to do is I like to start with
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  Speaker 2: my little bass so like I'm my little shrimp sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Right, so I do like you don't start boiling the
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  Speaker 1: water versus.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I guess I can't start boiling the water.
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  Speaker 2: My bad. This is an electric stuff I usually got
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  Speaker 2: to Yeah, so it's the top.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what you're doing. Just so you know
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  Speaker 1: my history on the show. People know this is I
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  Speaker 1: burned guest dishes. So if I give too much and
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  Speaker 1: put your welcome to shut me up, yeah, because I'll
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  Speaker 1: be like nah, nah, it should be good, and they'd
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  Speaker 1: be like, nah, it's burning. So now I like try
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  Speaker 1: to not get involved in the cooking process.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so this you know, like okay, so let me
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  Speaker 2: let me back you up. My dad was a chef
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  Speaker 2: in like like strip clubs and like uh like bars
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  Speaker 2: and ship back in the day, right he was. He
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  Speaker 2: was a nigga making the steak bites and the you
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, you know, the little wings and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And then my mother is a caterer. And so my
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  Speaker 2: mom caters to this day and she is a pastry
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  Speaker 2: chef for uh some of the major casinos downtown in Detroit.
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  Speaker 2: She actually just retired.
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  Speaker 1: Are both your parents own Detroit?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Wow.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, this is why this host cooking process
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  Speaker 1: of your life snuck up on me, because you had
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  Speaker 1: secret aces in the hole. You had your parents right now.
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  Speaker 1: Did they meet because they were both into cooking?
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  Speaker 2: No, they met when they were thirteen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, they've been together like their whole lives.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, they've been they've been known each other the whole
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  Speaker 2: They're not together. Oh yeah, yeah, but you know they've
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  Speaker 2: been you know, yeah, they were kind of like really
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  Speaker 2: good friends, you know what I'm saying. Of course they
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  Speaker 2: were a boyfriend and girlfriend back in the day. But
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  Speaker 2: then also you know, they they were just young, so
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  Speaker 2: they went through that whole you know, just trying to
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  Speaker 2: find me, you finding you, you know, but they made
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  Speaker 2: me and I was pretty dope. Now I'm gonna I
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  Speaker 2: got the butter going.
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  Speaker 1: I like how you use a lot of butter. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my type of.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, this butter is gonna be the base. So
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  Speaker 2: you know, in this sauce, we don't just use the
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  Speaker 2: ray of noodle packet saucecye. That's the thing. We know
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  Speaker 2: we're not worried about that that packet sauce. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is our this is our sauce. I'm putting some
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  Speaker 2: onions in this butter. Start getting these onions to saute. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: someone provided some excellent corn. I'm gonna start doing this corn.
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  Speaker 2: Yes that I'm gonna wait to add the corn because
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  Speaker 2: I went to, uh, I don't want no corn in
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  Speaker 2: my shrimp.
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  Speaker 1: Just so y'all know, I was the one that added
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  Speaker 1: the corn. Uh Cep set Cep said vegetables that I
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  Speaker 1: just said, oh, that must mean corn, and he was
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  Speaker 1: like corn. I'm at onions and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm adding a little bit of garlic powder just
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  Speaker 2: to this. I'm gonna have some missed garlic too, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna add some creole seasoning.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So now this is this is when I called this
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  Speaker 2: a broke dish. This is just what I was making.
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  Speaker 2: You know, my mom was at work. Uh you know.
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  Speaker 2: It was certain stuff that she would trust me to
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  Speaker 2: cook without burning the house down, right, the stuff that
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  Speaker 2: I was allowed to mess with. And I was you know,
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  Speaker 2: the noodles, the little pepper in there.
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  Speaker 1: But you were making ramen noodles like this when you
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  Speaker 1: were a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, after a while, I started like, you know, the
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  Speaker 2: more the shrimp, uh whatever we had. So if you know,
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  Speaker 2: like my mom would make like her little shrimp Alfredo
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  Speaker 2: and stuff like that. She had a great poster she
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  Speaker 2: used to make. Before all the hood rats was making
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  Speaker 2: it as they number one, This mom Deuce was doing
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  Speaker 2: it for real. Get this girl. I can hear this
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  Speaker 2: fresh girl that's gonna be fire on this shrimp and
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  Speaker 2: so well. She would have these little bags of these
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  Speaker 2: little shrimp, you know, and I would sneak a couple
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  Speaker 2: and you know, yeah, like make my little I love
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  Speaker 2: shrimp fried rice, right, but I hate it making rice.
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  Speaker 2: I still do to this day.
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  Speaker 1: I hate making.
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  Speaker 2: I hate making rice.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why that it alone.
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  Speaker 2: I like to manipulate, you know what I'm saying. I like,
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  Speaker 2: I like to cook, and.
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  Speaker 1: I hate making. You know what I hate making worse
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  Speaker 1: than rice is the jasmine rice. I'd be so nervous.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna mess it up.
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  Speaker 2: Man. My wife is that's her. That's her department, the rice.
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  Speaker 2: So when they want rice, I'm adding this shrimp. These
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  Speaker 2: are the little baby shrimp. These are little shrimp abortions.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know where these shrimps. Shrimp never staw
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  Speaker 2: the light a day, you know what I'm saying. These
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  Speaker 2: trimp ain't lived with fifteen to twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know how they devein. Those little baby shrimps.
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  Speaker 2: They ain't got no vein. These are shrimps.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like peel it and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Ohous, some little shrimp embryo. These ain't never.
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  Speaker 1: So you up in here, saltage. This is definitely not
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  Speaker 1: what I imagined eating ramen with you would look like. Really,
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  Speaker 1: And the fact that you're saying that we're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: use the ramen package.
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  Speaker 2: We are going to use the ramen pack. We're not
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  Speaker 2: gonna submerse it in the water. We're gonna get this going.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be almost like a I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: call it like a roof, but you know, just like
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  Speaker 2: a little base. And we're gonna add water to this,
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  Speaker 2: and they add the season into this, then add our
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  Speaker 2: noodles over.
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  Speaker 1: Here, so it's gonna be like dry, almost.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna be dry. Yeah, exactly. Not so much.
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  Speaker 1: You like Chinese food.
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  Speaker 2: I love China.
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  Speaker 1: I love Chinese.
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  Speaker 2: We had a Chinese food restaurant on seven Mile Telegraph
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  Speaker 2: called China One. M h. I'm pretty sure it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: authentic Chinese food, but man, that shit was fied.
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  Speaker 1: Is it as good as New York Chinese?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I think that the best Chinese food I've
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  Speaker 2: ever had was in Saint Louis. Really. Yeah, they got
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  Speaker 2: the best Chinese food out here.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 2: DC got some good Chinese food too, But York louis
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  Speaker 2: New York. Problem. Like, man, y'all, just y'all don't ever
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  Speaker 2: have to leave there. Y'all think everything y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Do is the best pizza. We got, the best Chinese,
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  Speaker 1: we got the best everything.
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  Speaker 2: Detroit Stole pizza is fired.
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  Speaker 1: I've had it. I'm be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it must be a New York thing, because
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  Speaker 1: I promise you ain't nothing messing with our pizza. Every
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  Speaker 1: time I go to Detroit, they try to say, oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I wasn't impressed with your pizza.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let this come to a little simmer, I
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  Speaker 2: will say.
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  Speaker 1: Though, when I go to Detroit, my ignorant self is
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  Speaker 1: still obsessed with eight miles, so I'm always like, show me,
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  Speaker 1: show me, where eight mile is and he'll just point
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  Speaker 1: and be like, there it is.
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  Speaker 2: In there too. Get that going for real?
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  Speaker 1: Up, So take me back to like what's going on
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  Speaker 1: during this ram and time? You're at home cooking alone?
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  Speaker 2: Man? So I'm an only child, so I don't have
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  Speaker 2: any siblings, right, I'm coming home from school.
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  Speaker 1: Single parent, household.
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  Speaker 2: Single parent man. My mom was single, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But both parents were in your life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, like you know, my dad was
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  Speaker 2: doing his thing. He was across town. He was in
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  Speaker 2: a place called Brightmore. I'm making this dish. I'm in
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  Speaker 2: sixth grade right at this point, I'm walking to school
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  Speaker 2: or taking the city bus. You know, I got a
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  Speaker 2: food stamp. I go to the corner store, give me
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  Speaker 2: a twenty five cent pack of gum or a twenty
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  Speaker 2: five cent bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos.
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  Speaker 1: You could do that with food stamps. Back then, I
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  Speaker 1: thought food stamps was only was limited more than because
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  Speaker 1: that was.
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  Speaker 2: The real stamps. And then you would get a seventy
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  Speaker 2: five cent real back. Put fifty cent on the bus.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, I'm gonna get some of
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  Speaker 2: this corner here. Do you smell that it smells good.
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  Speaker 1: He secretly been hanging on the corner, so you should
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  Speaker 1: have seen he put a little bit of corn in there,
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  Speaker 1: like a like a mouthful.
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  Speaker 2: But I tell you about corn in our next podcast
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  Speaker 2: that we do. I don't want to spoil everybody, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: And so you you making food as a sixth grader.
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  Speaker 2: Home watching Power Rangers, Okay, you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 2: rushing home to see what's about to happen.
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  Speaker 1: I love Powers Range was so dope that.
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  Speaker 2: It was like our real soap opera. You know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: So at this point, do you even know that you're
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  Speaker 1: into comedy yet? What's going on in your life?
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  Speaker 2: One? In my life, I've changed schools a lot. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you got a single mom. You know she didn't she
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  Speaker 2: didn't buy a house or like I order, we were
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: renting a lot. So I mean changing schools, changing neighborhoods,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. Trying that down a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: It's starting to staw tell a little hard, changing hoods,
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  Speaker 2: changing rules to the hood. And so you know, being
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  Speaker 2: funny was kind of like a way to kind of
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  Speaker 2: like make some friends and kind of getting motherfuckers off
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  Speaker 2: my back. You feel me like, you know, just like
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  Speaker 2: you Tray, we don't have a lot of gangs as
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  Speaker 2: it pertains to like bloods and cribs is just like neighborhoods,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, And so you know, you shit,
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  Speaker 2: I was. I was new to every neighborhood and so
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  Speaker 2: that was you know, that was kind of like a.
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  Speaker 1: Was it like a more natural protective mechanism or was
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  Speaker 1: it just like a did you like did you know
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  Speaker 1: you were you were also being funny to survive?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I started to like being funny, right, I started
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  Speaker 2: to like what it got me? Like, you know, girls
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  Speaker 2: was laughing, and you know, it was just it was
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  Speaker 2: people wanted me to be in the friend group. Hey CP,
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  Speaker 2: come well, Chris Pole, come sit with us, Cause I
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  Speaker 2: wasn't CPA, Chris Pole, come sit with us. You know,
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  Speaker 2: da da da he funny man. I got fourth hour
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  Speaker 2: for him. And it just became like, you know, then
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  Speaker 2: I started roasting people because people was into that. They
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  Speaker 2: really wanted to see me roast people. And I started
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  Speaker 2: to kind of like almost like you know, I just
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  Speaker 2: learned how to how to kind of fall into that
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  Speaker 2: acceptance for myself, like I liked how it felt. I
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  Speaker 2: liked how it felt when people thought I was funny,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, I would I would start, people will
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  Speaker 2: start saying like, man, you should be a comedian even
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  Speaker 2: when he was kids, right, and it's like that's like
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  Speaker 2: positive reinforcement. That's why I don't let nobody speak bullshit
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  Speaker 2: over my kids. You know what I'm saying, Like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's only possibilities, right, you know, I they and gymnastis
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  Speaker 2: you could be a gymnast. Because it was little stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that that was like I'm asking my mom, you know,
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  Speaker 2: for like Richard Pryor tapes and Eddie Murphy tapes. She's
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  Speaker 2: so excited because that's her level of comedy. She likes that.
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  Speaker 2: So me and her and my dad, we would you know,
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  Speaker 2: I would watch it with my dad. I watch it
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  Speaker 2: with my mom. I would get tapes for Christmas. You know.
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  Speaker 1: But this is while you were young.
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  Speaker 2: I was young, young, nine years old, and so because
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  Speaker 2: I first started being funny in like fourth grade, that
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  Speaker 2: was that was when it started to really hit. Like
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  Speaker 2: that's when I started being like ooh, I was at
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  Speaker 2: a new school. I had just left left a private
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  Speaker 2: school and went to a public school, so the curriculum
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  Speaker 2: was like super easy, and it was just like I
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  Speaker 2: got enough time to be fooling around and I started
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  Speaker 2: making kids laugh a lot.
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  Speaker 1: But you weren't would you consider itself like a class
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  Speaker 1: clown funny or were you just.
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  Speaker 2: Like so, I wanted to be class clown bad right?
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  Speaker 2: Like I remember, I remember one time I went to
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  Speaker 2: this new school for eighth grade. It was a school
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  Speaker 2: for the gift that we have this meat test in
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  Speaker 2: Michigan in the seventh grade. And I took my meat
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  Speaker 2: test and I got a ninety eight percent on I
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  Speaker 2: was super smart, you know. And so they moved me
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  Speaker 2: to a school kind of like for the gifted. And
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  Speaker 2: I was there for one year and I won class clown,
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  Speaker 2: and I was just it was just important to me
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  Speaker 2: that I got a class clown, because you know, it's
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  Speaker 2: just like you hear about the mock election, and that's
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  Speaker 2: what you want to be. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to be class clown. Looking back, that's stupid,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think so?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, well, I get it, I trust me.
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  Speaker 1: I was a class I was voted class loudest, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: basically class clown. I mean, all the teachers signed my
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  Speaker 1: yearbooks like please, whatever you do, don't get into the
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  Speaker 1: entertainment business and go to college. And of course I
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  Speaker 1: didn't really take their advice, but whatever, so I think
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  Speaker 1: they knew. I went to college for like two years
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  Speaker 1: and then I dropped out. But I dropped out to
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  Speaker 1: pursue a company that I was building.
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  Speaker 2: At the beause. You know how you like some of
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  Speaker 2: your onions to be a little crisp.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I like all my onions to be grilled, but mixing.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: With the with the so you had a little crunch
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: to them too.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: That's what the corn is for.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: The corn is not for the crunk.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: The corn has an extra texture to him.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, how do these shrimp smell to you?
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Everything smells good. I see a lot of white onion
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: in there, though, so I'm nervous for you. By the way,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I'm very honest about the dish. So if it's like okay,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: wun be like okay.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I feel I was in sixth grade, God Jesus Christ, great, but.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I thought you could make us now.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: I make this now with bigger shrimp. You know what
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, and a different kind of ions. But this
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: is all a sauce. Still don't remember. I still got
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: to pour some water in there.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I love how authentically real you're keeping this dish. So
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I'm judging sixth grade CP right now.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is what he was doing. Okay
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: about this little cholesterol he was so?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, So is your parents supporting the idea of you
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: wanting to become a comic or are you voicing it yet.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Officially supporting it? For sure? Okay, I'm starting to add.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: You sound like my daughter when you said that's what
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: we say in my house all the time.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, my grand dad used to say that that's
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: my mom. Pick that ship up.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: So they're supporting it. You're watching the the tapes of
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: all the iconic comedians. Is there any particular comedian that
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: you identified with the most at that time?
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Growing up? Ed Murphy at that time? Right, I think
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: that Richard Pryor was a little freer than I think
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I was ready to be at that time. You know
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying, Just you know, as a young person,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the hell is going on? He talking
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: about all kind of crazy shit? You know what? I'm saying.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: So it was like, you know, Eddie Murphy was cool though,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Like you know what I'm saying, Like women wanted to
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: fuck Eddie Murphy and dudes wanted to be him at
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: the same time. You dudes, we wasn't really hating on Eddie,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Look like it's gonna be wet, right, But yeah, it
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: looks extra liquidity, almost like a soup. But but you
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: said there's gonna be just noodles in there, So this
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: is right. Okay, So what's the next milestone for you?
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Middle school? High school? What age do you actually leave Detroit.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: College? Oh?
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Did you go to college?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I went to college.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, Now you go to college. What do you go
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: to college for? If you were trying to be a comedian?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing, like, you don't actually think you
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: can be a comedian, right, it doesn't start like that.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: So you had you done any shows or anything before college?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: So you just went straight from high school to college.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I went straight from high school, toky, I had done
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: know comedy shows. I would do stuff in school, right,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: I was a part of the drama club, right, so
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I would like, you know, do plays in school and
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: they would be hilarious. You know, people come down for
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: the for the assembly and they watch them. You know
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: I was killing them in those you know, I was
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: in the drama.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: At that point. Did you know what it would take
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: to be a comedian?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Not at all? And as a matter of fact, like
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I said, I wasn't even I didn't win class clown
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: in twelfth grade, which hurt my feelings. My friend still
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: laughing at me to this day. I was really hurt.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Like I got home from school and I was like
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: punching the air, like, uh, like he would get a
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: junior Are you serious?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: It was that important to.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: That important to me? But you know I wasn't. I
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: was in all honors classes, and you know those kids,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: they saw more in me than to be class clown.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, y'all, I want to be class clown.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: But what did did you get voted something?
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Know?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Did you get like.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Class voted anything? Oh?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you went home pissed.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I was pissed, Like wow, but I was cool with everybody,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: but I wasn't best dressed, you know what I'm saying.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Like my mom, you know she was, she was doing
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: her best. You know what I'm saying like, I mean,
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: one time she bought me this, this race car jacket.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: It was really popular back in the day, the race car.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: They'd be like cheerios and you know what I'm talking about.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: First day I got it word to school, a nigga
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: robbed me. What gunpoint?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Gunpoint at what you were in high school?
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Chool? Oh?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Detroit's dangerous, man. I'm sorry. Like even even like
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I'll watch like the Detroit News channel on social media,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: which is probably the wrong thing to watch. But all
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: you see is like the Coney Island horror stories and stuff.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Add a little bit of hot sauce.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Mmm, did were you afraid to tell your mom about
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: the jacket?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: A little bit? I'm sorry. We got a few different
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: kinds of hot sauces and a damn we just use
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: a little bit of this about you. I usually use
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Frank's hot sauce back in the day.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, is that why you were looking at that?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: By the way, uh, if CP ever goes to your house,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: he does check expiration dates on all food, just so
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: We be we be out here killing ourselves in old
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: ass peanut butters and ship We don't need that. We
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: check your day.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: You don't die from that.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: You know that right, got slow? You don't die that day.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: My rule, as long as there's no mold and as
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: long as you can eat around the mold, you're safe.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I know. That's old school. That's very old school. That's
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: old school. That's like back when that's like famine. That's
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: like you ever watched Walking Dead and they just walk
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: up in somebody house and started taking their talent afs
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: like any people died two years ago, you know what
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. But it's like at that point.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: You would actually think that though, what about that they
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: died two years ago before you take the tilt off.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, it's like, god damn, you ain't check
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: the date. Like you know what I'm saying. Like my
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: granddad used to have batteries from the eighties, Like you
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: throw them as in there, like they need batteries about
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: to blow up.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I come from that era. I'm one of those
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: people that like, maybe we can stick the batteries in
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: the freezer and maybe they'll live longer.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: So you see this disc right here.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: It looks great, by the way, So this is just.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Some this is like this is what a sixth grader
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: does in trying to learn how to cook, and luckily
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: my mom and my dad were cool enough to let
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: me try a little shit like this. Now I would
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: do something like I would even put a little bit
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: of cheese in this, like some gouda or whatever we had.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I was thinking you were gonna say, parmesan.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Oh a parmesan for show. Oh okay, okay, do we
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: have any permis on here?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I think so you're hilarious. We're gonna throw the commercial
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: because CP needs parmesan and we're back.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: So you're like I said, I usually we use parmesan,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: and that's why I brought some right here. Uh and
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: it's fresh too today. Say it's twenty twenty four, so
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: this is we can be heavily. You're whole heavy handed
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: with this.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I love that you be checking the dates. You are
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: heavy handed for real with it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't play when they're kind of my
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: table at Ali Lawdon, I'd be like, may you aren't
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: finna get tired, bros, I'm gonna have you streading that
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: bitch until they turned to an eraser.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: All right, you actually don't even like Olive Garden. Surprisingly
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: you know you know what it is. It's because someone
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: told me that Olive Garden they really just reheat the food.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I heard they don't cook there.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I heard that too.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: So Ever, since I heard that, like every dish to me,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: all I keep thinking is microwaveable TV dinners, and I
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: just don't mess with microwaveable TV di.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't put a lot of house sauce on here,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: and we'll let you sauce it to you. So your liking,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: thank you?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Oh this looks good. Hey, guys, this is this is
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: his this you know bad. When we first started, we
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: used to have the overhead cam. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: it used to be on top of My team would
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: hate me every time they'd have to put it in.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: They'd be like, I hate this part. I'd be like,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: we need it. We need the overhead shot.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Necessary to get that overhead shot porn created that. It
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: looks good.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I could see where the baby shrimps should be the
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: big shrimps.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: But you know what, you wouldn't have as many. You
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: have about five six shrimp in there. You feel me
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: you should have done the whole thing shrimp in there.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I thought about that, but then it would have just
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: been like.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Ricey noodlely shrimp for the taste test one.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, takes a little kick in there. It's a little
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: kick in there.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: This actually doesn't remind me of Ramen at all, because
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: you completely transitioned it. I don't know if that's because
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I was sucking on the cop drop, but this does
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: not remind me of Ramen. The only thing that reminds
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: me of Ramen is the noodle. I'm impressed.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: It's like a little shrimp fried rice passed me Parson juice. Ooh,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: there you go. Get heavy handed with it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when it comes to butter and cheese, I'm heavy handed.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: That's that. New York and y'all love pasta.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: We love Yeah, I mean we love y'all love cards.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna New York is like a card.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: You go to New York you want to homemade cereal?
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Like god damn yep. It taste a girl.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: They can hear this is delicious, you can. You know,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: if we were trapped in a hut, homeless, I'll be
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: your little bunker pal.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I appreciate it. You know what I'm saying, Ship bat
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Watch Power Rangers. You know what I'm saying.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I think there's a chance I put too much parmesan
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: on it, but.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: You change the texture.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: No, I think I just took a bite of too much,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: but this is delicious. I would have ever thought to add.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Onions the corn. I mean, you know, I can barely.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: There's like three pieces of corn.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Is a favorite GMO.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: GMO, Okay, I'm over it.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Back to your business.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: So what do you go to college for.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I go to college for initially for veterinary science. Right.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: You wanted to be a vet I.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Wanted to be a zoologist, right. I love animals. I
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: still love animals to this day. And I got animals,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: and so I went to Michigan State and that's one
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: of the biggest schools for that, a lot of agriculture
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that. And then I saw that there
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: was kids there who came from farms and stuff who
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: was a lot more advancing and a lot more dedicated
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: than I was. And I'm just a kid from the
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: city who like cats and dogs and city and just
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: like sticking their hand up Kyle's asses, you know what
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. I was like, whoa, this is too advanced
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: for me. I just want to I want to see
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: pit bulls, and you know what, I'm.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Saying, but you said a zoologists wouldn't didn't you expect
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: to see some kind of foreign animals?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I did, But I think I just I was I
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: was more romanticizing the idea that was cool. Put it
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: like this, Mike Tyson, like tigers, right, he don't need
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: to be no zoologist. I just need to get rich
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: and get a tiger. That's all it bought down.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: And you discovered that in college.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: While in college, and I moved to engineering, right because
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: my mom and my whole family, they worked at Chrysler
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: and they always just to be like, man, the engineers
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: make the most money and it don't have to do anything,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: so we want you to be that. I'm like, I
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: guess I don't want to do nothing with my life.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: But I mean, you know what I'm saying, Like, so
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I tried engineering. I didn't like it.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of math, right, yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: And a lot of just being a loan like engineers
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: working loan a lot. So I was like, man, you know,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I have some love for that. I have a little
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: bit of engineering in me. You have a little bit
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: of lawyer in me. I wanted to be a lawyer at
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: some point. I didn't go to law or anything or
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: pre law, but I found a digital media arts and
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: technology like broadcast media, and I was like, this is it, like,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: you know, like learning how to do the camera work
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: and the editing and the lighting. Because I felt like
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I had the talent to be the talent and you
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: can't teach that. But if I can learn everything else
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: about the business, I can get my degree in that
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: and at least put myself close enough to the game
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: to be able to strike if I ever needed to
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: be able to do it. So that's what I did.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: So I graduated super high up in my class, like
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: top fifteen, like number twelve. It was a big deal.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: From college.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: That is a big deal, so used to from my college,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: not from the college that year, but from my specific major.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I was one of the top fifteen students. I directed
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: a movie that got into a film festival. You know.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I did some stuff that I really fell in love
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: with the business of show business. And then when I graduated,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I started writing commercials. I started actually I was working
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: in the mail room of an advertising agency, trying to
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: work my way up to be a writer, and I
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: finally did it. And then I by that time I
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: was doing comedy at night.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Oh you were actually going out and trying doing shows.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Because that time, I'm dealing with college.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: And what was that experience for you? Like, was your
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: first time up? Take me to your first time? Did
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: you do good on your first time? Did you bomb?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I got a standing ovation my first time, and that's
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: what That's what gave me, like a conference zero on
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: an addiction to the that was like, ah, you know
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying, so much so that the very next
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: show I got, I bombed and it wasn't enough of
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: a downer to quit to drown out the up. I'm like, nah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I still feel good and that last one fuck that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I'll figure it out. But yeah, I hadn't want to
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: do it my whole life. My mom came and she
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: saw it was good for her to see it, and
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: it was it was like, you know, every teacher like
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: he talks too much, he jokes around too much, so
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: it was everything. All of that was like it all
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: came to like a c you know what I'm saying.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, And I'm sure she felt that. When I
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: graduated college with all of those accolades, he was pretty
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: like ecstatic then, But this is something different. This is
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: something like, you know, this is like our shit, Like
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: my mom has a crazy sense of humor, Like you
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, like this is what we do well.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I mean being a college graduate, how do you break
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: to your mom that, okay, I graduated from college and
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: broadcasting right and then, but a side note, I also
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I'm interested in doing stand up is a part of
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: her having conversations with you, like, well, what are you
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: gonna do for money? Because being in comedy, obviously there's
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: like a broke phase right.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: My grandparents where my granddad was, my aunts, everybody was concerned.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: My mom was kind of like, you know, she just
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I think she knew once I graduated college, it was
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: like I did what I could do for them, you
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. It was like, you know, whatever
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I do with my life, now, y'all gonna have to
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: just roll with it. Like I graduated.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: College, you did whatever their bars were for them, and
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: now you get to do what you want from me.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I feel like that was the most responsible way to
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: be a kid and pay them back for raising me.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: It was like, look, I did the thing, Like let
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: me alone. I did the thing, and everybody can't do
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: the thing, and everybody doesn't do the thing.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: No, a lot of people don't.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: And I was the president of my fraternity, but I
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: gave them a lot to be proud of. But I
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: needed something for me to be proud of myself, and
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: you know, I had to. As long as my mom
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: had my back, I was good. I think if my
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: mom would have discouraged me, I could have quit. But
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: my mom was like, you know, you can do it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: My mom saw me get the stand in ovation my
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: first time. She was there.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, she was there on the first one. I was
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: going to ask you what she had the first one
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: or the second one.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: She's at both?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, she was at both. So then what was the
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: conversation going home with her? And the only reason why
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I asked so much about your mom and your dad
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: is because to me, it gives me a real full
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: picture of who you are. But I'm just curious that
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: conversation going home? You said it didn't from the second show,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: you didn't. It didn't kill it because the first one
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: you did amazing.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Bo well she was. She asked me, are you sure
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: this is what you want to do? Like she brought
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: all my cousins and some of my aunts because I
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: had killed so hard the first time. She was like,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: oh he's got it. Yeah, I gotta see that, you know,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: whatever they came. I don't drink, so people brought me drinks.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I have fans. I murdered. Oh wow, like people who
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: were at the broad Hey, man, oh you back man?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: This guy man, he good? What you drinking. I didn't
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: know what I was drinking. I didn't drink. I'm like,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: give me your hinde again. I saw the commercials. I
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: didn't know, got fucked up off a brew and a half,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: went up there and forgot my jokes and I was
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: just trying to roast people and it just was not funny.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: And the guy after there got up there and just
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: allged me out in front of my family. You know.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: And this is back when, like I was, I've always
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: ever since, ever since I pledged Kappa, my jeans got
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: a little tighter like I like it to. You know,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I was wearing nice fitted jeans before niggas was doing it.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. So Seven's and all of that.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I was getting them tailored loud. You know what I'm saying.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I was we was those guys. You know what I'm saying, so,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: look at this, Jeeves, he's gay as fun in front
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: of my family, roasted me. I'm like, oh my god.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: So your conversation with your mom going home? She starts
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: to question, you know, whether this is something you you
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: want to.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Right then, you know, I went up to her. How
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: did I do? She's like, not good, not good? What
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: happened to your jokes? What did you do?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Did she know that you had drank a little bit?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Nah? She just you know, she just you know, she's
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: always been supportive, but that day.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: You know, well, it's but I will say this, it's
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: so important that she was honest with you in that
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: moment versus the opposite. So that relationship, I can see
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: why you trust her guidance because she can keep it
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: real even when you know it doesn't make you feel
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: that great.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she tells me, I don't like that joke. Shit,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, you know, with all due respect,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: but yeah, she uh, you know, she's always had my
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: back about it. My dad is just so impressed with it.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: It's like, wow, you know, do you feel like by
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: letting your lights shine and pursuing and following the rules
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: that they had guided do you feel like that allows
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: them to let their light shine or other people's light shine.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it puts a lot of pressure on the
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: other kids. And here in my family, I'm the oldest,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: so it frees them because now their parents can see
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: that swinging for the fences could possibly get you everything right.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: But then also it's like, you know, Chris finished college
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: and he did all you could.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: You know, It's like they'd be like, why did you
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: leave that bar so high?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Right? You know what I'm saying, Head out to my
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: you know, my little cousins there. You know, they're geniuses.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: They did all that shit, They did their ship and
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: you know, they got their big dreams and they're doing it.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: But I think that I made a sharp left for
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: my family and they were like, oh wait a minute,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: somebody is doing something different, and you know, it's set
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: And then also like I've been to Detroit, Uh that
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: place I describe it. I don't even think you can
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: describe Detroit. You really have to experience it because when
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I go there, I'm like, how does anyone see their
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: way out? Outside of television? Would be like I could
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: imagine the only way maybe sports, But but I'm just saying,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: like that environment is so there's like it's it's it's
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: a weird thing to me. It's so unstable because like
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: one block it's like houses, the next block it's a bomb.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Look like it hit it.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: It's just I mean maybe if I grew up there,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I would understand it more. But coming from bigger cities
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: like New York and l A, I'm like, yo, how
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: do you possibly see yourself getting out of Detroit?
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: It's very simple. You learn and not take anything for granted.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I think that watching my kids grow up here in
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: LA it's like, oh, they got it made. You know.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: They can leave their campus and go to lunch, or
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: they can go outside and switch class asses. And like
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: school was different. We were in the in the school building,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: you couldn't leave. It was like a like New York.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I've seen New York schools like like a jail, like
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: a precine. Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's like it's cold,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: and you know, we don't have a lot of light
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: shined on us, and so it's not a lot of
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: attention on us. So the bad ship can excel, but
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: the good ship can excel too.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean so many successful people that come
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: out of Detroit. You have your uh, what's that Detroit
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: a clothing line that's always very prominent. It's like Detroit
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: over everything or something everybody. By the way, I've tried
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: to get him on the show, so Tommy, yes, I've tried. Actually,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I think I seen him when I was in Detroit
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: and I had Darius pull over the car, like yo,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I need to try to lock him in. But but yeah,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: you guys have had so many successful young entrepreneurs come
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: out of Detroit. I feel like Detroit is really making
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: its own name for itself even.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you some real shit. Yeah, we don't
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: have a lot of old people in a way like
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: New York. Y'all got a lot of old heads who
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: are tied into the what it is. And Detroit is open, open,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: like our old people are not in the way of
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: you know, you got a couple of little baby gatekeepers
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: here and there trying to but it's like no, like
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: this is Detroit is like young niggas can run this.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It feels like it. It feels like y'all are taking over.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: And so if you're doing good, then you are able
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: to connect with people who want to do business with Detroit.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: They they don't have to go through anybody. It's just you.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, It's just you. They ain't
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: got a highly ad DJ so and so or get
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: the hook up through it. No, it's just you. And
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: you know, ain't no middle man. All that bread is you,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: and all that shine is you. You know what I'm saying, Like,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: we are raised to be businessman and stand on business
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: whatever it is, whether it's street business, clothing business. You know,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: we show business. We stand on business as at a
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: at a young age. You know what I'm saying, Like,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: you know, you got killers that's fourteen and fifteen years old,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: and so it's like, you know that means that you
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: got people who have peers that are fourteen and fifteen
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: year old killers. When I was in sixth grade, niggas
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: was still in cars.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you said, even just hearing you got robbed
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: a sixth gradeed like, no.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: No, I got robbed in eleventh thro eleventh.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Grade at even eleventh grade at gunpoint is.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Walking to school, Yeah, walking to the school. So I
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: was so excited to wear this jacket. Right. First of all,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: let me start out there. I had to beg. My
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: mom jacket was like three seventy five, which is like
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: at that time, four thousand dollars.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah to a brew one hundred and seventy five years dollars.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Right, My mom, she wanted me to be you know,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: she wanted me to be swaggy, you know what I'm saying.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: You know, you know women like a kind of certain dude,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: and you know they you have a son, you want
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: him to But she just couldn't afford a lot, and
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I started to know not to ask for a lot,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. I just I just knew,
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: like you know, you know, my homeboys told come back
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: with the new JS, and man, that's cool. Man, you know,
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: it's just not my time, you know what I'm saying.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: You know, I had to be responsible. I was the
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: man at the house. I was heating up the car
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: in the morning. I had to move the car sometime
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: twelve years old and moving the car for her to
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: go to work. And I was still walk to school.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: And so you know, she bought me this jacket. It
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: was a big deal for her because I was a
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: responsible kid and she wanted to do something to show
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: me that, you know what I'm saying, I appreciate it. Yeah,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: You know, she's keeping up and exactly.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: And I had to Chevrolet when it was black said
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Chevrolet on the front. So the dudes they had passed us.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: I noticed my h we walking and they kind of
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: like a half a block up there, pulling to the
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: like a driveway to block us. So that's weird. They
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: blocking them. Him go around the car, go around the
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: car to dude, and the passing the sea gets out,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: the car comes around faces me. It was so crazy,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: you know what it is. My homeboy just kept walking.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: It was almost like he was talking to me. I stopped.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: He just kept talking to me like he just kept walking.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. And my man put a put a little
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: nickel plated a little like a little twenty two twenty five.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: It wasn't done crazy. He was a dweb. You know
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying in my stomach, man, I mean me
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: blasted asked for his jacket, nigga. I'm like, oh, man,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I was scared. I had had my big Time or
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: CD in the pocket. I was big on cast money
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: back then. My big timer CD uh in the pocket,
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: and I had my house keys in the in the
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: in the other pocket, and I just remember like taking
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: my jacket off and shaking it. Some of my house
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: keys came out on the ground, so how to pick
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: them up? Because I went to Nigga to have my
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: keys and you know what I'm saying. And then I
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: just gave it, Nigga my jacket.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Did you lose the CD?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Of lost the CD? And never got that bad? You know?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Of course I downloaded it later and uh they they
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: got in the car and dipped and I called back
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: up to Rob and Nigga, I just got robbed? Is
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: that for real? Yeah, nigga, you know what I'm saying.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Soup black and White, Rob Robins hilarious shout outs to
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Robot Rob.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: And so Rob or not.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Being robbed?
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, what was he gonna do though, you
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. And then you also learned to
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: mind your business, right. I could have been selling drugs
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: and my man wanted to buy something or whatever, you know,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: not to pay attention to people's stuff, you know what
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. So robbing no whole ass. Now I'm gonna
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: give him the benefit of the doubt and say he
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: ain't no you know.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: And so that was nice how you had his back
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: just now.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: And so I I got to my consulor's office, who
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: at the time, my conflor was my cousin, because I
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: remember I told you that that I went to that
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: school for the gifted and I won class clown in
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: eighth grade. That school allowed me to get into a
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: like a gifted high school called cast Tech, like one
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: of the schools of choice in Detroit. But when I
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: got in there, I'm fresh off the class clown campaign
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: and I'm going dumb pulling the fire alarm. I'm dancing.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Oh you're pulling fire alarms. Oh my god, they didn't
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: invote to class clown.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: I had to know. This is in ninth grade, right,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: But it's a different school I got. I got kicked
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: out of that school. So my mom was very hurt.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: And so that's another thing. You buy me this jacket, man,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: that you forgive me for getting kicked out of that
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: school and embarrassing the family. You know, it's a big
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: deal to go to that school and everybody telling everybody,
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: you know, you know Chris up in cash now, Yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: we just trying to keep his grades. I was in
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: that bitch I had sixty five absences. I was like,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I was leaving class, going to different seniors. So the
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: seniors be like, come on, that's the guy that can
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: roast real good. Pull me into the lunch. I'm roasting
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: in lunch. I didn't realize I'm doing it every day
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: for months, right, and so kicked out. I had to
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: go to this hood school since why I got ribbed
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: at the hood school, and so you know, it's just
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I have to beg my mom to you know, I'm
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: gonna be safe. And then I wasn't safe, and so
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I had to go to my concert's office and call
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: my mom and tell her she was hysterical, which that
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: kind of made me sad, like because I how mad
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: and sad she was, and to feel like she felt helpless,
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: like dang, somebody could have shot you for some shit
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I bought you and I know better, and I didn't
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: trust my judgment and I let you think you know everything.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: People are killing people for these clothes. I'm like, fuck,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. So and then you know,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: it's just I just remember, like, right, man, I'm gonna
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: start buying my own shit, like I don't want her
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: to be, you know, like, once I felt it, I'm
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: all right, cool, I don't need to be asking my
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: mom for shit. I'm sixteen, you know what I'm saying, Like,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I got a job. I got I started working that Victoria's.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Secret as your first sixteen year old.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, my first sixteen hundred was a target.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, but how'd you end?
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Me and my boy Marcus, We went to the mall
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: and so we just like, you know, let's feel like
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: some applications and shit. And so we feel in our
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: applications and uh, we go off in victorious because this
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: is a young girl and at the desk, so we're
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: going to like, what up, what's up with you? We
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: flirting heavy widders. He's like, y'all stupid. What I'm like,
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: We're trying to we feel like, you know, She's like,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: we get out of here. I'm trying to get a job,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: just saying it. Oh yeah, she gave with both applications,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: y'all fell out applications then, and then so we had
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: to interview, like a couple of days later we went
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: and so Marcus went to the interview too, and I
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: guess he couldn't believe it because He's like, Nigga, I'm
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: not being to work here for real now I've been
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: working this bit.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, it's actually pretty smart for
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: a guy. I never even thought of that.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I was all I did was stock the lotions. So
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: that would be in a bad listen to the radio
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: and they'd be like, we need pairless pair and uh
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: strawberry yogurt cream and I run out with just litt
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: the lotion or that you know, we're getting low. I
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: was season those over the holiday break, so I would
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: stock the shelves, and you know, I just I started
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: dressing a little like I had my little Gucci loafers
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: and you know what I'm saying, Like I was the plug,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Like you know, I had the little hookup. I had
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: a little discount. You know what I'm saying. I saw
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: some shit in there that I was like, oh my god,
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: my eyes. You know what I'm saying, you know, the
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: old lady titties and shit, and you know what I'm
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: saying it just like you know, I saw girls in
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: there getting fitted for their first brawl, like girls I knew,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: like we the same age. I'm like, oh shit, she
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: getting them titties fitted you know what I'm saying. I
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: saw like pooring stars and strippers coming in there getting
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: stuff that they would order from the catalog, and then
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: we get sent to the store, you know what I'm saying.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: So they be in a back trying it on, and
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: that shit be looking like God, dangn I'm a little
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: young nigga. You know what I'm saying, Like, oh shit,
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. You know, it was a
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: cool job, man. I would bring stuff with my aunties
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: and my mom for Christmas, you know what I'm saying,
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: the little sets and stuff for like the perfume. I
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: worked there for like six seven months.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Hilarious. Let's fast forward back to you deciding to move
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: forward with your comedy career. How long did it take
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: for you to start actually materializing it into like a
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: career that could fund your life.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: So I was coming to work late every day because
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I was out late at night at the clubs, and
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I had been doing some big shows around the city,
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: and my reputation was just getting out and I was
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: really smart, and so that comedy was coming across. It
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: was just I was a young, fresh comic, you know,
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: and so.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: And you were staying in Detroit doing clubs. Not you
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: didn't leave yet, right, I was in Detroit.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I had never left. I had never been.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: You never went to New York or anything to test down?
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Okay no. And so I just remember, uh like coming
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: to work one day and I had just sold this
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: commercial for Walmart and it was like a big time
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Christmas commercial and everybody was excited about it. So you
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: know my boss who now his name was the Tabio Samuels.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: He now runs Oh I know him.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: He was on our show.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the CEO of the Vault. But the Tabio
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: was my boss back then. Oh you were at the Global.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, he told us about that agency.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, so a lot of stars came out of the
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: agency too. Just they were really good at finding young,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: uncultivated talent and they just grew us. So the Tabio
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: told me, like, look, we lost Scope. You know, the
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: recession was hitting in hard. It's like, oh a oh nine,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: we lost Scope from Walmart. They don't need our team
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: to be this big. We need to let somebody go.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: It's not you, because you're killing it, but we also
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: know that you don't do one be here and you
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: starting to blow up in your comedy thing or whatever.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: You can save somebody else's job. Right. It was a
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: girl on my team who just got married, you know.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Other people was you know, had kids and shit, and
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, shit, i can get out of here, and
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: they're gonna give me a nice severance package and then
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: they're gonna let me get full unemployment. So for like
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: two and a half years, you know, I walked out
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: of the area with a nice goodbye package. Plus I
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: was getting paid like eight hundred bucks every two weeks.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I just started blowing up, traveling to colleges and I
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: would open up for like Willis Kleefood here, and I
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: just started I started like making a name for myself. Wow.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: So that two and a half years brought you time
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: to just focus, just focus on that. By the time
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: the two and a half years were up, with dedicated focus,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: it was enough to support yourself.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the time I'm gonna tell you like this,
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: So the two and a half years, by the time
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: the two and a half years come up, now I'm
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: a new dad. Right. The last day that I got
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: my last check, my viral videos shit Detroit Niggas say
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: went viral and from that day forward, comedy been paying
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: all my bills.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: From that day forward, it was like Valentine's Day twenty twelve.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: From that day forward, it was like I went viral
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: on world Star and YouTube and back then I was
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: a big, super huge deal.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: And then were you receiving checks from those videos or
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: were you.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Just yeah, I was getting tests from those videos and
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: I was just getting booked. But then also, you know,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: I wasn't a one trick pony, so I started doing
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: a puppeteering around that time. So I came out with
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Reggie Bow, and Reggie Bow was a puppet that was
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: representing regular Weed at the time, and so it was
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: just something else to go viral on besides the shit
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Detroit nigga say. And then it became like, oh, this
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: guy has stuff. And then producers from Hollywood started calling me,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: and that's when I started selling TV shows wow.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: As and then you're so as a producer slash.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Or yes, wowah producer slash writer. And then of course
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I would act on them if they you know, I
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: shot a couple of pilots and you know, they would
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: go or they wouldn't go. You know what I'm saying.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: It depends, Uh, nothing really went, because even when it
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: did go, it would get canceled. It's just how the
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: game goes. But that money was enough to you know,
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: you get into this producing game and you're selling shows.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: First of all, you got to have thick skin, and
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: you got to have more than one idea because if
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: your idea doesn't go, you dead in the water. Right, So,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: you know, I learned how to have thick skin. I
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: learned how to maneuver this IP. I use IP like
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: real estate. You know, some shows I'm gonna fix up
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna want to live in. It's gonna be
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: want to be my show. Other shows you just sell
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: it and then somebody else's in, you know, and it's
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: just like that's where I built up my family is
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: that's what we sustain off of. You know what I'm
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: saying was that it was the shows. Right. Well, now
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I understand.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Now you during those twenty a half years you start
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: to get out of Detroit. It sounds like, right, what
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: was that pivotal moment where well, I guess when you left,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: you knew that there was no turning back, right.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: No, So, like what happened was, you know, during that
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: two years I started really getting my name hot in Detroit,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: and then I started doing the viral video and I
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: did that one viral video. At the end of that
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: two years after that, I was really hot in Detroit.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Now I'm famous in Detroit. Right now I'm starting to
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: do the radio. So now I became a radio personality first.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: So that's what got me to all the celebrities and
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: everybody would come through the city. I would be able
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: to have a one on one with them on the air.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: And then my good friend Tone Foster, he I asked him, like, Yo,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: give me your ride to Chicago. Bro, I didn't have
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: a car. They give me right of Chicago. Man. They
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: got this auditions for this show called Empire, and they
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: sent me down there for auditions. My boy drove me
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: down there, did the audition, and I got the role,
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: and I had to move to Chicago, so I had
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: to leave the radio station. So now I'm living in
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Chicago shoot an Empire, and I'm going up in the
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Chicago comedy scene. And now I'm blowing up in that scene.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: And it's like, oh shit, like I'm good in two states,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Like I'm good in Yeah, I'm good in Illinois. So
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: now it's like well, in the middle of that, you know,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: producers are still reaching out to me. I ended up
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: selling the show.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: How do you get on the radar where they're saying
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: and you're able to sell shows because you booked a
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: role as an actor? But where do you Where does
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: the pivot come in where you get the opportunity to
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: sell a show.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: So it's a crazy bunch of ways to do it.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: But back then, there wasn't a huge amount of online
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: YouTube creators, right, and so the ones that were out
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: there had had a spotlight on them because you know,
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: they were trying to show the the power of this
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: new medium, like you can go to YouTube and you
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: can So they were scouring YouTube for these guys, and
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: so I just was one of those guys who was
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: you know, they liked my mix of I'm doing the
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: you know, the skid that I'm doing another skit, you know,
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: me and my boy Ron Taylor doing the skit that
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I'm doing a skit with Darius and Jeff Horse and
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: all these guys. And then I did Reggie bo and
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: then that had them like, wait, he has a puppet,
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: And so I started getting calls and so one guy
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: called me and was like man, I you know, I
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: could take you to Martin Orence. Man, I could have
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: you a part of the crew, and I'm all right.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: The other dude me was like, I can show you
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: how to produce and own your own content with networks,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, shit, I'm rolling with that. And so
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: that's what he did. Shout out to him. His dude
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: name was Chip, and he taught me how to write.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: And you know, he was a producer on I Can't
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Get a Hill back in the day. So he knew
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: people and so, you know, I like any business, you
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: get to network, right, and so you build tryads, which
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: is like somebody introduces you to a person, and so
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: the three of y'all have a connection through the person
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: who introduced you. And so Chip would introduced me around
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: town of these people and then I started like having
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: stuff to bring them, like I got this idea and
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: then that's dope. And then we would work and start
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: building the ideas and he would get the meeting set.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: And I'm really good at pitching because I just was
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: selling commercials and so it's crazy how your whole story
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: lends itself to the next chapter. I was writing and
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: selling commercials and I had to pitch thirty seconds to somebody, you.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Would do it like how when you watch it on
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: TV and the person stands in front of the room
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: and that was you.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, well, I mean, I'm just trying to visit me.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: It'd be on like a video call with like our
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: clients that are somewhere else, and I'm running down the
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: schematic and it's gonna be like this, and then the
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: little girl says that's just fad mark, and everybody like,
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: oh right, And so pitching thirty seconds is hard as hell,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: way harder than pitching thirty minutes. So now I'm getting
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: these rooms and I'm like and then page two and
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: they're like okay, and it's like I'm learning that, like
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: everything I learned in that process before, I'm using it
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: here and it's killing.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: It's like God had like a whole plan, People.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Had a plan for me. And what happens is then
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: you look up and a lot of people who are
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: just new into the game don't have these kind of
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: pitching skills, and then a lot of people who've been
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: in the game don't have fresh ideas. So now here
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I am a person with fresh ideas and a way
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: to pitch where I can really do it, and I'm
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: just selling show after show. Like I looked up and
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: I sold like eleven shows, and I'm like, oh shit,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: like I just keep I just sold one like two
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: weeks ago, you know what I'm saying. Like, I'm just
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: saying like right, but that's what I do. And so, like,
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: you know, it became like I'm getting more popular for
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: this than the stand up. People are respecting me for me,
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: and I had to Now I'm living in hollywoods I
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: live in Detroite, Chicago. Now I'm in Hollywood. And I
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: started doing comedy in Hollywood, and then I'm blowing up.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: And that was like, now we got three states where
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: I'm good, and so, you know, blowing up in Hollywood,
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: you know. And then I've even done it in New York.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I lived in New York for seven months, blew up
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: in New York, and I did it in Atlanta. I
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: went to Atlanta for a couple of months, blew up
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: in the little Atlanta comedy scene. That was it. So
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: then it just became like I'm good and I just
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: need to just be like I'm good, you know what
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. And so the fight was to make sure
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: that I could still do my stand up in the
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: midst of doing all of this producing that I've been doing.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you do that?
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: I just be tired, you know what I'm saying.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Like, if you had to choose now between producing, writing,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: and your comedy out of all them, which is the
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: job that gives you the most.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Fulfillment stand up because that's personal, right, acting because of
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: what I can do from my family. Like when I act,
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like it's that's like the big, big,
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: big money. You know what I'm saying.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, I would think selling the shows was the biggest money.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: I'm selling the shows is the second biggest money. Acting
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: is the first. Okay, yeah, Like because you just you know,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: like I'm talking about real acting, like not like guest starring.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Like like I started on like Love Life, where I
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: did ten episodes and it's HBO, and it's like you're
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: number four on the call sheet, Like you're like, you know,
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: top five priority for this HBO show. Like it's life
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: changing kind of money. Producing is like you finally getting
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: six figures. You know what I'm saying, It's okay, we're
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: doing it. And then you produce a lot you know,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: you can add it up. But acting is like bam,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: you're here. You know what I'm saying. So what I
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: a like to do is do stand up and have
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: them pay me like I'm acting.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, well I think that that can't be too far
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: around the corner for you.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think so, but I have to you know,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: you got to have know what's around the corner. You
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. But I mean the production part
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: of it. It's just as a creative it's a little slow.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, you know, shows take two years to
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: come out, and I'm like, I'm ready for to come out,
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: and I'm getting older.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: And you know, well, when they buy the show, why
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: are you still waiting for it to come out? But
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: is it not just a smooth one done, shake hand
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: transaction or they keep you on as a writer.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: So they buy the show. When you sell a show,
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: you sell a concept, they want to buy that, right, Okay,
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: so oh we like that, we want that. Okay, cool,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: we'll give you. Let's say, we'll give you two hundred
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: grand to do that. Okay, we need the script rope,
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: we need the Bible designed, we need to you know,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: the concept and all of that outlines everything, and then
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: we'll side if we want to do this show.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: After they've given you two hundred k. Yeah, okay.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: So it's like that's why you got to have thick skin,
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: because you can't be glued to it because once they
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: say no, we're good, it's over.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: What do you mean it's over?
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: It's over like they bought that from you.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, meaning like it's it gets dead in the ground.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: And then you can go to somebody else and say, hey,
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: if you guys like it, you guys can pay them
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: two hundred grand and they'll sell it to you and
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: then you can work with me on it. Why you
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: have to get it and turn around? But they like,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: we bought this and we paid for it. Yes, so
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: it's ours, but we don't want.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: It, damn. So But when you had mentioned that, you
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: sometimes you'll be waiting around, like when is it going
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: to drop? Why do you have that part? Like why
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: what are you waiting for? If you've gotten paid.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Waiting to get green lid, right, you're waiting for it to.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Start, Like why do you get another check? Once it starts?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: That's when you start that two hundred thousand You get
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: that now every episode. Oh so they pay you one
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: time for this is what you get. Now you're like,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I want this ten times. Hell yeah, you know what
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. I wanted twenty times. I want it for
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: you exactly. You know what I'm saying. So that's what happens.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: So now it's like you get a taste and then
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: it's gone. And so for some people that's it. Yeah,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: they never do that again, right, they help you budgeted it.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Good for me, it's like I need to do it
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: over and over and over again. This show is about
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: this and so the thing is like a lot of
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: people don't have enough good shit to go right back
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: to them and be all right, but check this one out.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: This one starts a little boy and you know, and
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: they like, nah, you had one and it was good
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: and that's it me. When they see me coming, they're like, oh,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: what do you got for a CP? You know what
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. And it's like and it bodes well for
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: me because just because it didn't go doesn't mean that
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: they don't respect your writing or respect how you think.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: So then they'll call me like, hey, these other people
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: they sold the show, but they need help with their pitch.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Or they need help with their can you you know,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: we'll pay you to come in and help them, and
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: then there's money in that too.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Now I'm just curious. With everything you've learned about the
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: entertainment business in the his and those, do you feel
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: like you are good with managing money or do you
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: kind of still.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Look at I don't like, I don't think. I'm just
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I think that I talked to my mom about this
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: the other day, and it's like she was like, I
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: didn't raise you to be good with money. And we
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: have to figure out how to break that curse in
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: our family of money just coming through us. You know
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. We need to figure out how to
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: build our generational wealthware. And we're doing things like we
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: invested in some French bulldogs and now you got puppies
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: and so you know, that's like one of our investments
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: that we did together that we're seeing come back and
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: dividends because it's like, wow, like this is how it goes.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: You know, you have to invest your money. You can't
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: just buy everything you like. You know what I'm saying,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Because there was a point where I'm like, well, I'll
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: sell another show and then I'll sell another show, and
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: then I just sell another show. Oh we need that,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: sell another show. But then the problem is then we
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: have a strike. Yeah, and the strike is like.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: The strike is taken forever by the way.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: So now it's like, oh shit, like I can't sell
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: another show.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: But even during the pandemic, were you coasting fine?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, during the pandemic, I was able to, like I
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: still have my puppeteer fan base, so like they still
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: like Reggie bo has a whole following and merch and
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: all of that. But then also I just I just
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: really got into my creative bag. Like a lot of
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: my friends who do comedy and people who are just
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: in the business, they need the industry. All I need
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: is is my own setup because I have my degree
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: in so I'm setting up my own I have my
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: own studio, you know.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have your background. Is it's almost like your
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I definitely say I'll call it God's plan more than anything,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: because everything that every milestone you hit, even by holding
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: true to what your family wanted, that level of integrity
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: kind of blessed you indefinitely.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Because I mean, like the skills that I got
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: from college, the network, Like I said, I was a Kappa,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: so like you know, now I mean I am a
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: new So now I got all that network plus the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: stuff that I really learned, and it's one of the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: best colleges in the world. So now it's like I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: have that vast network of professors who are proud of me,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: and I got this person who wants to do this
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: for you, and it's just like, yeah, everything works and over.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: During the pandemic, I just woke up one day and
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: it was like, get to work. I got on Amazon,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: ordered the whole studio. It was like eight hundred bucks.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Did some cheap like they were looking like those but
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: they were cheap, you know what I'm saying, A couple
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: of cameras that already had some try pods. I got
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: a backdrop blue screen. I ordered a table and a
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: chair and I just set it up and I was like, Hey,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: it's me and I'm here and I don't know what
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: I'm doing here, but this is what I was told
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: to do. And now it just wow. And you know
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying, Like, so.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: So would you say, I mean, based on this conversation,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: and have you cracked the budget nutshell or like how
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: to master your finances.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Yet yes, I have. I just you know, like it's
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: a lot of work to undo years of being in debt,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, like paying off stuff, you know,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: just like I'm the lighters at the end of the tunnel,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Like, you know, the lighters
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: at the end. You have kids, and it's just like daw,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: they just bleed money, you know what I'm saying, Like
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: you know, and it's just yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: No, I get it.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: I I I got better with money after I think
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: I was like twenty three and I got liens on
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: all my stuff from the State of California.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: And that's when I was like taxes and I was like,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: let me get one on one winning account. And then
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: like really kind of asked all these questions and I
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: started to like really sit down, like you know, usually
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: you're handing your taxes to account you just five minutes,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: get in and get out. Now me, I was like, no,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: we're gonna teach me what I was doing wrong to
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: end up in a situation where you know, the state
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: is gonna repoll my car. How was the State of
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: California gonna repossess my car like that? Doesn't even make sense.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: But the State of California, I had to learn at
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: a very young age, was way more dangerous than the irs.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: The irs will like make payment plans, but State was like,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: you pay me all my money up front, and we don't.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: We don't want five dollars today. We want all our money.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: And then when we get all our money, we remove
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: all the lians. And that's when I was like, Okay,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm a I'm a school up and handle
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: my money differently. And then when I bought my first house,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: that was another learning lesson where it was like, wait,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: the bank wants to know why I was moving money
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: from this account to this account and what was this
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: purchase and that purchase. Because when I every time I
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: had a business, I would mix up all my funds.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, well, you know, CASHUW problems, and
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: before you know it, after hitting my head a couple
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: of times. Now I may true j not just by nationality,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: but I am an obsessively and Darius knows that's like,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: I'm so good with money and I still I give
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: out credit. I brag about it because I do believe
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: you have really great credit. Your job in life is
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: to gift other people with it, but also teach them.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: But I give away and.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: I don't mind.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: So when you have someone like I have an eight
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty eight FIGHTO, and I'm proud of it.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: But if say, if you have say seven six hundred
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: fight oh, all I would do is say, you know, CP,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: give me your information. I'll add you to one of
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: my cards. By me doing that, I'll probably give you
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: one hundred points just off that.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: So I give out all my friends. I give them credit.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I'm very invested in there, and they all call me
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: when they're having money issues, cause I'm like, yo, there's
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: no reason to be prideful about it. Like you see
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: me go broke a hundred of times. But it was funny.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Yesterday I bought a car.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: That's business.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I bought a car yesterday, and afterwards I went,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: you know, I had to run an errand with my daughter.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I was talking to a friend and I was like, man,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: you know the guy before me, it took so long
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: for me. It took like thirty minutes. And he was saying, like,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: you know, when he buys all his vehicles, one he
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: put it under his name. I'm like, why the f
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: would you ever put a vehicle under your name? It's
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: a liability. It ruins your debt to income racio on
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: at all this list, but one of the things I
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: realized is like the failure to manage money and to
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: understand credit really holds you back. The reason why I
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: was able to buy a car with virtually nothing down,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: no income checks, nothing, was because I had the fight
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: out score of f you give me my car, you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: know attitude and even when I said, uh.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: But doesn't your score go down every time you do
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: stuff like that.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: No, so your score you have like up to four
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: inquiries a year that you can get, but it dips
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: your score a little bit. The things that ruin your
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: score is really your debt to income ratio and your
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: ability to pay off debt. So I believe in paying
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: off all debt within thirty days, and the only debt
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: that I like to keep is assets. And then anything
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: that's a liability needs to go under a company because
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: you can write it all off. You know, like cars
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: with the exception of Darius's new Chevy Caprice or whatever,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: like you could keep that car because it's appreciating, But
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: the regular cars that depreciate. They need to be under
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: your company. Everything needs to be under your company. You
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: got school and then yeah, and then I also I
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: live on a modest salary, and then I put all
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: my companies as anes corp. And then I draw to
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: a draw on the profits at the end, which I
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: think everyone swears by LLC, LLC law escorpse are the best.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Like I remember my accounts for five years saying like
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: escorp escort, but in my brain I was so ashamed.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I would be like, well, they probably just wanted me
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: to spend more money. And it was a simple filing.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: It didn't even cost me any money. It was they
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: just turned the C into the S. And I was like,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I saved so much money. I was like, you're so stupid.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Ho, why didn't you just tell them to do it?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: But my ignorance was like was like, yeah, escorp es
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: corp is the best way. And then I also I
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: love this because if you're buying real estate, if you
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: do an escorp and you set yourself as an employee
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: if you're self employed, they count your income after tax
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: if you are employed, which if you get on a
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: d P under your escorp, you're employed, then you get
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: the best of both worlds. You get to buy a
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: home based on your income before tax, so you can
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: buy more home. So like there's different tricks where you're like,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: wait and as an as corp. You can do both.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: So I love it.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm gonna bet suhit me up.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: I love it in Darius, obviously, could you imagine being
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: married to someone that's like, how did you spend that money?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: From Detroit? We from theded Like we just we just
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: get a dollar to spend a dollar.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: That's how he is. And let me tell you something. Nothing.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: The second I hear been a mall, I'm like, get
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: the out of the mall, you know, And I get it.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: He's he's a comic. But I'm like, if your checks
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: were all getting written into your corp, you know, sure,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: But these clothes I can't. We can't do nothing with
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: them because you're not Your paperwork isn't brand.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? So if they were paying him
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: to his company, then the clothes that he buys, he
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: get everything.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: So everything I buy is written off. I what I
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: do is I put everything on my Amax. Which is
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: a cool cheat is that most of these credit cards
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: are breaking. Get down for you. So at the end
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: of the year, you just get your AMX spreadsheet because
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: they do it for you, turn it into your account,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: and then just write off everything on there because it
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: breaks it down versus you having to keep tabs on it.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Look this this whole podcast financial lesson. But but no,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I would love to collabse. I love sharp, I love
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: talking about budgeting and financial literacy, and I get every
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: time I drop a little snippet on my personal page,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I'll get dams from everybody like please drop more, and
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I will go. But yeah, it's definitely especially
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: like in the state of California, if you are self employed,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: like to just Comedian CP, you're gonna get taxed more.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: But you're on an escort, so you're being taxed right,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: But the goal is the liabilities go on to court
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: assets home.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Are you stuck, Like, let's say my car is are
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: my name? Can I just switch into my company at anytime?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: No, but there's still a way. So like what I
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: was doing, not like.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: A car note like talk about a car you just
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: cash out.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: You cashed out a car in your own name. Maybe no,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: you got to buy that because if you buy a
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: car cash out fifty percent right off the top is
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: tax right off. So if you bought a car for
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: one hundred k, fifty k.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Right off the top for my company, or it's for me,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: for your.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Company, for you, it's I don't think you get as
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: many benefits. Like I just bought this car. I just
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: switched it to my name, and the dealer had the
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: nerve to catch a little attitude and I was just like, bru,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: either you switch it to my name. And then here's
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: the funny thing. So the way insurance works, you know,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: it's a little tricky. So I was telling Darius at
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: like seven in this morning, guess what I did. So
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: the insurance company, the dealer wanted like the insurance to
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: come out a certain way, and they sent me a PDF.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: And luckily, you know the computers now you could just
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: edit it. And they wanted to lay out a certain way.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: So I had the insurance, but they just wanted it
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: to lay out without my name or Dariu's name on it.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: So I just went and edited the PDF and sent
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: it to the dealer and got it approved. I was like,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gangster like you. There's probably was like, what are
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: you even talking about?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Exactly. That's that's how I get down. I would. I mean,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: but like, yeah, yeah, I mean.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: The insurance is legit, but they want to see it
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: laid out a certain way. It's like, Yo, I'm not
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: even gonna argue with you. I'm not gonna argue with
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: the insurance company. Y'all can agree, y'all don't want to
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: talk to each other. I'm gonna edit this. What do
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: you want? You want? My name's gone edit and send
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: it in. And but but truthfully, a lot of people
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: don't spend enough time talking about money and how it works.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: And in the state of California, we're being taxed so
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: hard that you have to be smart with it.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Man, I gotta get you with my wife. Man, she
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: would love this conversation.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: She would until you go to the mall and then you'd.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Be like, oh, I mean you could. I spend too
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: much good damn time with tomorrow. Anyway, that's my problem.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: I need to get out of there. Yeah.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: So, what advice would you give to someone coming up
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: in the game specifically from Detroit And matter of fact, no,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna specific from Detroit, but a young person
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: coming up in the game pursuing to be a class
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: clown but doesn't really know what their journey is gonna
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: be and being.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Broke so young is in there in high school?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a young person.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're in high school, I would say
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: I was, you.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Know, let's not do high school. Let's do like thirty
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: because I think my demo's thirty.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: And above got you thirty, that's even better. I would say,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: you know, get a YouTube channel. Start your YouTube channel
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: and one or two subscribers all eesn't matter. Start your
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: YouTube channels. You have a place to land your media
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: thats not a social media platform. And then repost your
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: stuff to your Instagram first of all, just to start right.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: You want to people are going to catch fire to
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: you one day and they weren't gonna go and they're
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: gonna want to go back and look at what you've done.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Never stop moving, Never stop moving, never stop learning. Learn
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: everything that you need to know about what it's gonna
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: take to make you shine. Right. So, you need to
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: learn how to be your own cameraman. You need to
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: learn how to light yourself. You need to learn how
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: to like just practice like doing all of the things
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: that that you want somebody else to do. It for
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: you and who you want to hire and all of that.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: You got to do it yourself first period, Like you
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: have to be your first client. You have to be
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: your first everything. Like, so don't expect people to just
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: buy into your shit because you saying that you want
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: to do it. Unfortunately everybody says that and everybody wants
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: to do it. So you have to be the first
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: person to be your first everything. You got to be
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: your first manager. You gotta be okay with that, right,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Like with the more people you get to buy in,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: the less you have to do it and the more
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: rest you can get. But in the meantime, you gotta jump.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: You cannot be lazy. I can't be lazy with it.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: You have to do it, like whatever it takes. And
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like, we know what it takes, we
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: just need somebody to tell us. But you don't need
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: nobody to say. You know exactly what you're supposed to do.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: But now, what would you say if they're like, well,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, what if I do it and a year
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: or two years in we don't have like one hundred followers,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Do I give up then? Or do I keep going?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: No? Don't you know I mean like it depends on
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: how important it is to you. Right, So, like after
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: two years of being in it, you have enough content
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: where you can start to assess yourself. You know, where
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: did you see strength, Where did you see weakness? Where
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: did you see the most success? What do people like
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: about you the most? And then start to accentuate those
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: things and keep going, like you don't blow up until
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: you blow up. Everything is practiced until then. So it's
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: like you just you got to settle into the fact
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: that it's going to be a journey and fall in
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: love with the journey of it. Like, if you can't
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: see yourself loving doing this every day, then this is
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: probably not what you want to do, you know what
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. Like, you know, if you don't want to
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: work out and go in the gym and be buffed,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: and you don't want to play football, you just want
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: to toss the ball around, go to a tailgate and
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: play catch.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: I like how you kind of did talked about it
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: in the zoology sense, like you know, maybe you should
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: just you know.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Get rich and get a tiger.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Get rich and get a tiger. I love that. Well,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming and feeding me I'm
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: thankful to have you, thankful to know you, Thankful that
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: my husband has someone as dope as you in his life.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Darius, and you could cook for me
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: anytime with the way you cook. All right, just you know,
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  Speaker 1: add a little bit more corn. Anyways, where can guests
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  Speaker 1: or fans keep up with you and follow up with you?
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  Speaker 2: People can follow me at Comedian CP. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 2: a podcast called the CP Podcast. I would love to
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  Speaker 2: have you come on my podcast and talk financial literacy.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be so dope.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to Where do you guys tap out
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  Speaker 1: of and Selmer? You're always welcome to use our studio. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it sits here collecting dust.
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  Speaker 2: But then I have everything is Comedian CP. So YouTube, Instagram, Snapchat,
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  Speaker 2: everything is Comedian CP. Have a Patreon you can join
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  Speaker 2: if you want to keep up with the podcast and
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  Speaker 2: be able to add to the conversation by being in
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  Speaker 2: a live broadcast of the podcast before it comes out
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  Speaker 2: to the world. And that's it, man. I have a
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  Speaker 2: new tour starting in Jane, where we called the Dark
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  Speaker 2: Side of the Moon Tour. We just finished my first
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  Speaker 2: tour called CP was here and so they're all like
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  Speaker 2: in conjunction, like sequels of each other. So the next
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  Speaker 2: the part two is called Dark Side of the Moon.
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  Speaker 2: It is uh, the Wintertime Tour. It's gonna be dope.
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  Speaker 2: We're starting in DC, I think. Yeah, man, just keeping
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  Speaker 2: it moving, so yeah.
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