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62 - S3Ep10: The Audit · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the LUNI is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 2: Hey guys, welcome, Hey.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: Who's that Hello? It's me Stan Ya yay.
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  Speaker 1: We have Aaron Randolph joining us again this week.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, yay, maybe they should be maybe this should be
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  Speaker 5: more accurate. Hey it's me not Stan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a very unstand.
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  Speaker 5: A very understand Stan, Stan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're not a dickhead. Hm ship I said
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  Speaker 1: that on the recording, so now people will know that
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  Speaker 1: I actually think you're a nice person.
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  Speaker 5: Can score killed the cafee?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. How's everyone doing?
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  Speaker 5: Well? Just have to build it up again?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Should I do you want to earn a slap this episode?
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  Speaker 5: Shut up? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: How many does he have?
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  Speaker 5: I at last count, I think I had five because
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  Speaker 5: it went down to four, but then I said something
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  Speaker 5: stupid and it went back up to five.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was one point you wiped the slate clean
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  Speaker 2: and then we built it back up.
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  Speaker 5: So wow, yeah, it doesn't take one.
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  Speaker 3: You did something so good it was wiped clean.
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  Speaker 1: There was that incident in Vegas where I broke erin
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  Speaker 1: and he became mean erin for a second, and that
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  Speaker 1: wiped most of the slate clean, but by the end
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  Speaker 1: of the trap he was up to six again. And
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  Speaker 1: now he's down to five, which is correct. You got
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  Speaker 1: one removed for being kind to me after I almost
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  Speaker 1: died in Colorado Springs.
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  Speaker 5: I was mean Aaron, destroyer of worlds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so five, the answer is five. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: a future is question. But the tally could change, so
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  Speaker 1: you never know, might take another one away just because
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  Speaker 1: I like your shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Awesome shirt, it's good shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, what about anyone else? Anyone else got
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  Speaker 1: anything going on? I'm tired of talking.
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  Speaker 3: There's an offer on our condo in California, hopefully, hopefully
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  Speaker 3: that up soon.
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  Speaker 5: That's cool, awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I foolishly went and looked at your condo when you
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  Speaker 1: first listed it because I was like, well, maybe this
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  Speaker 1: is the time I moved back to California, like I've
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  Speaker 1: been working to repair my credit and you know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: I could pull together a first time home owner. And
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  Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, I forgot you lived in
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  Speaker 1: San Diego. And I was like, it's a beautiful condo
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  Speaker 1: though you did nice stuff to get it, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. So hopefully that goes through. I'd love to
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  Speaker 1: see that for you. What about you? Is your condo
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  Speaker 1: for sale? Anybody else?
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  Speaker 2: Nope?
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  Speaker 5: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: I got my renewal, offer to renew my leaves, and
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  Speaker 1: I guess this is what we could talk about this.
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  Speaker 1: I planned to spend the next year here. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: going to, but with the traveling I'll be doing from work,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it makes sense to move. I think
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  Speaker 1: it makes sense to continue to like declutter my life
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  Speaker 1: and get ready to go to whatever my next home is.
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  Speaker 1: And so I just got my least renewal and that's exciting,
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  Speaker 1: so exciting.
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  Speaker 5: Woo, We've we got a plan.
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  Speaker 1: We have a plan now.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: That's my story.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what type of home. Kristin lives
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  Speaker 3: in a house. Oh's house.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's my parents' investment house. So they bought
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  Speaker 2: it to sell eventually when they when my mom retied,
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  Speaker 2: she's gonna kick your ass out one day. Maybe you
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  Speaker 2: just give dough eyes. It depends. It's it's hard to
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  Speaker 2: buy a house in California.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, you can't get fire insurance for shit.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, especially up here. They've canceled almost everybody's up here.
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  Speaker 1: So I will say as an insurance insider. I did
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  Speaker 1: hear so small murmurings and whisperings because that's all cyclical,
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  Speaker 1: and so when everyone's really cautious about who they'll write
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  Speaker 1: insurance for and where, there will be a period where
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  Speaker 1: you can't get insurance. But I think things are going
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  Speaker 1: to start to vary slowly over the next like three
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  Speaker 1: to five years, start to open up again because once
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  Speaker 1: they've kind of caught up from the losses they pay
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  Speaker 1: out for those huge fires and stuff, then they start
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  Speaker 1: to look at where people have not had fires and
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  Speaker 1: they start opening those areas up. So fingers crossed for
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  Speaker 1: you guys there in that area.
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  Speaker 3: I'll have to worry about the opposite because you have
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  Speaker 3: to look at what zone of flooding your own.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is like.
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  Speaker 3: The flattest state.
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  Speaker 1: Florida and California are considered to be the two worst
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  Speaker 1: states to write insurance for in the United States.
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  Speaker 3: Good thing I've lived in both of them.
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  Speaker 1: Good job you are.
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  Speaker 2: You can check that off your bucket list.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Aaron, where do you live. I'm coming up to you, buddy.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know if you want to be up here.
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  Speaker 5: I live in the suburb of Buffalo yeah, I got
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  Speaker 5: a fourteen percent raise this year.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: It really really good. And I was excited to, uh
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  Speaker 5: to look at like for houses because I've been living
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  Speaker 5: in a small, one bedroom apartment. Uh yeah, maybe I
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  Speaker 5: don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I was.
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  Speaker 5: I was just looking around to see what's what and
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  Speaker 5: the housing market. Nope, I'm staying in my chitty little apartment.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just not moving anywhere.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be fine here. I think too expensive or too
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  Speaker 5: expensive or or requires too much work. It's it's pretty
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  Speaker 5: much one where the other. Right, Well, I mean I
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  Speaker 5: could live without that, but I mean I was talking
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  Speaker 5: more like the houses I can afford are not in
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  Speaker 5: the best shape.
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  Speaker 3: Ah.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, I was like, I do not want to that
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  Speaker 5: for years.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay, guys, because we're all gonna move to smoking compound.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, the compound, the villa being one step shy of
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  Speaker 5: being a cult compound that we're putting give me.
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  Speaker 3: We're all gonna worship book daddy. No, no, all hald
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  Speaker 3: book Daddy.
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  Speaker 5: I do not desire to require worship, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: The compound book club. All we're allowed to read is
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  Speaker 2: Aaron's book.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want the harem? What's wrong with you book.
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  Speaker 1: Daddy said we can't wear clothes anymore.
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  Speaker 5: I know Jesus Christ put that back on.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't want a harem.
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  Speaker 5: I do not know, absolutely not. Women are allowed to
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  Speaker 5: wear whatever clothes they want to wear. I do not
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  Speaker 5: make rules like that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I want it to be naked.
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  Speaker 3: So you can have boys in the hair. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: we can get Jeremy in the harem. It's fine.
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  Speaker 5: Jeremy is not allowed to wear clothes. That is a Now,
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  Speaker 5: then you got hard. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I might look like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, look, I might look like I'm melting
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  Speaker 1: naked a little bit as I age, but I have
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  Speaker 1: less hair on my body than Jeremy.
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  Speaker 3: Jermy has been caught a big net trap. Even happened again.
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  Speaker 2: So we get the ladder.
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  Speaker 5: We gotta cut Jeremy down.
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  Speaker 1: No, just get one of those branch trimmers that like
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  Speaker 1: Landscaping company has had and just cut the rope. He'll fall.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine, but we'll put that clothes on now.
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  Speaker 1: No, nope, no, I'm so sorry, but here you can
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  Speaker 1: have these.
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  Speaker 5: You are you are the cults designated eye candy.
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  Speaker 1: So know if we're using all these words, right, I
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  Speaker 1: love it. The people inside a cult. Never know it's
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  Speaker 1: a cult. So we're a doing that wrong.
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  Speaker 3: And then I this is why we're different. That's why
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna make Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna survive because we self identify as a cult.
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  Speaker 1: Suicide punch, So we're like Liverin and Charley, and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna make.
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  Speaker 5: It after all. No, there is never any punch. No
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  Speaker 5: we know that's fruit punch. No, no, no punch allowed whatsoever.
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  Speaker 5: It's a cult. You can't have punch. I'm sorry, Wenike,
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  Speaker 5: bad idea, bad idea. Fruit drinks, orange juice, apple juice,
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  Speaker 5: go nuts, but no jungle juice.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: How do you feel about group murders.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say no'm I say no. It's a hard
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  Speaker 5: and fast no.
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  Speaker 2: Murders.
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  Speaker 5: Read books, we play games together, We have a good time.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody gets hurt.
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  Speaker 1: What about like communal sex that feels culty?
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  Speaker 5: That is up to you. It's if it's consensual with
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  Speaker 5: everybody involved, go right ahead. Otherwise it is not required.
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  Speaker 3: All right, I'm back in.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Depends on how you're feeling.
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  Speaker 3: Can we have sex with the books?
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  Speaker 1: Can I wear nightgowns?
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  Speaker 5: Pizza Fridays?
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  Speaker 2: Pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Now, this sounds like Planet Fitness with their fucking bagel
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  Speaker 1: Mondays and pizza Fridays or whatever you do if your
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  Speaker 1: gym has to lure you in with fatty carb.
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  Speaker 3: Get on the treadmill and give you a pizza donut
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  Speaker 3: in front of you.
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  Speaker 5: Guess what, No fitness, No fitness.
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  Speaker 3: Fitness, pizza in my mouth, fitness, dick.
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  Speaker 1: No. Okay, I've been watching a lot of reality television show,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of sex happening to people that aren't me,
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  Speaker 1: and just where I'm at. Oh god, all right, well,
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  Speaker 1: why don't we talk a little bit about the episode?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 3: This is season three, episode ten, The Audit. The original
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  Speaker 3: air date is November twenty eighth, nineteen eighty seven, directed
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  Speaker 3: by Terry Hughes, writer Win of Fred Herbert Kids. What
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  Speaker 3: do you think the audit is about?
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  Speaker 1: They're auditing our new culture?
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  Speaker 2: I hate.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw it out there.
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  Speaker 5: I think this is an ir S thing. Okay, just
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  Speaker 5: throwing that out there.
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  Speaker 3: And again you have a clue that stands in it?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there there is that.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think Kristen stands in town because he's
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  Speaker 2: auditing a class at the local college.
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  Speaker 3: Oh never. Also, I think he lives in town.
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  Speaker 1: Is the teacher like a twenty year old?
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  Speaker 3: And then who do you think will be the hardest
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  Speaker 3: for Aaron to prove? Is the villains?
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  Speaker 5: After last time, I kind of want to make it
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  Speaker 5: easy anyone but Rose. Go, uh, Sophia? Maybe no, you
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  Speaker 5: know what capitalism? Capitalism? Capitalism is always the Villainia works.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking, Sofia are a blanche, so let's go Sofia.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, let's go Sophia.
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  Speaker 3: Sophia, Petrilla, Misscapardy.
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  Speaker 1: Done, locked in, I wrote it down. I'm ready to go.
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  Speaker 3: That's my girl. And I don't get all butt hurt
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  Speaker 3: when Aaron does it like some people.
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  Speaker 2: Butt doesn't hurt.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine because I think this one's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a stretch, But that's cool. All that clenching when I
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  Speaker 1: pick on your girl.
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  Speaker 3: Got buns of steel from clenching.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I just thought you were unnecessarily mean
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  Speaker 5: to Rose last time, and I was like, I can't
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  Speaker 5: take much more of this. I had so much empathy
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  Speaker 5: for her because I it's having sleep. Sleep trouble is
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  Speaker 5: a big thing for me. Yeah, I hate it.
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  Speaker 2: And you're tired, and then people are liking you like.
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  Speaker 1: M hm, So I don't like you too, Crouch. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like to you know, let the world know that
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  Speaker 1: Abby makes my life miserable as much as she does
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  Speaker 1: because she's my best friend, but she is waking me
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  Speaker 1: up every one to two hours during the evening. So
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  Speaker 1: let me just say that having to pick on Rose
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  Speaker 1: for episode eight was a real hardship for me because
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  Speaker 1: I am actively exhausted. I am inserting naps throughout my
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  Speaker 1: work day. When Abby takes like a little nap and
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a meeting, I try to take like
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  Speaker 1: a twenty minute nap. So please know I was picking
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  Speaker 1: on Rose for the bit for the show's not because
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  Speaker 1: I don't side with people that don't sleep well. I
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  Speaker 1: am always tired.
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  Speaker 5: Now, Okay, okay, fair enough.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I was so aggressive because I'm so anyway,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Wow, Sophia, it is so tired.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so scared.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm so excited about these commercials, and we think
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  Speaker 1: you will be too. We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome back. We are gonna get right into
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  Speaker 1: our quiz because during the break, our favorite guest, Aaron Randolph,
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  Speaker 1: has turned us on to this sexy new buzzer app
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  Speaker 1: that we're going to be trying out with our quiz today.
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  Speaker 1: So names be damned. Just click your buzzer as fast
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  Speaker 1: as you can in your best Jeopardy clicker fashion, and
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  Speaker 1: let's get into it, shall we.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go.
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  Speaker 5: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: How many days has it been since Blanche has had
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  Speaker 1: a date Kristen?
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  Speaker 2: Eight days?
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  Speaker 1: That is correct?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I would have been wrong.
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  Speaker 1: What were you going to say?
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say ten? Oh see, it wasn't
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  Speaker 5: really paying attention.
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  Speaker 1: We still like you. Let's move on, all.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Just remember to clear the buzzers between.
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  Speaker 1: I got you, all right?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: What does Stan say? Would be the two potential outcomes
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  Speaker 1: of the audit. Okay, it looks like we got Gina.
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  Speaker 3: First, pay a small fine or go to jail.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, all right. In the old days, the Vikings would
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  Speaker 1: do what to trespassers. Okay, it looks like we got
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  Speaker 1: Stan Aaron Randolph.
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  Speaker 5: Cut off their feet.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, well you stumpy, I got that one.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you are listening a little? When was
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  Speaker 1: the last time some but he gave Stan a spanking?
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  Speaker 1: Gina Chris first? Okay, yeah, yep, this is really working guys.
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  Speaker 3: Yay. Hopefully the buzz wasn't too annoying to the listeners and.
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  Speaker 1: If it is, sorry, all right. What was Stan's great
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  Speaker 1: investment idea? Slash loss?
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Kristin just narrowly squeezed the lead.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, have you heard.
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  Speaker 3: I love now nuts? He drive.
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  Speaker 2: I get it like.
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  Speaker 1: I can see the tie bibs in my mind's eye,
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  Speaker 1: and I can it's it's it's something I like.
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  Speaker 5: I can see it. It's such a perfect written thing
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  Speaker 5: because it's you can envision it and at the same
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  Speaker 5: time you have the same reaction as Dorothy. This is a.
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  Speaker 1: Exists after Stan's speech where he says he wanted to
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  Speaker 1: be a contender. What movie does Dorothy ask if he
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  Speaker 1: recently rented?
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  Speaker 3: I was close?
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  Speaker 1: Guys, Wow, there was a forty two millisecond difference between.
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  Speaker 3: That would have been one. We would have been like,
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  Speaker 3: who was yes close, That's why we got this, all right?
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  Speaker 5: What is it Aaron on the Waterfront? I love that movie?
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  Speaker 3: It correct, Marlon Branda Milani's Waterfront.
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  Speaker 5: I already got more points than I thought.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ye stand bought a secret corvette during his midlife crisis.
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  Speaker 1: How does Dorothy say she handled hers? Okay, Kristin got
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  Speaker 1: it a perm and Jazzer says, yeah, God blessed Jazzer.
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  Speaker 1: All right, point Kristin. In Dorothy's scenario, what is the
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  Speaker 1: name of Stan's convict boyfriend, Kristen Bubba?
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  Speaker 3: Yep, there is a delay because it's like I thought
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  Speaker 3: I'm first, and it's like, way down there, you're.
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  Speaker 2: All very close.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty three milliseconds separated the first two. All right, let's
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  Speaker 1: see what if I was just like, haha, I got
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  Speaker 1: it this time. Fucker just kidding. All right, next line, please,
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  Speaker 1: the auditor, Wendell says, Uncle Sam doesn't like to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: What's the next line? Gina wells.
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  Speaker 3: Aunt Dorothy doesn't like to say it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is amazing. Everybody but me has points, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm pointing that out so that Kristen doesn't get.
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  Speaker 2: To a.
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  Speaker 1: How does Blanche get the answers to the Spanish test?
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  Speaker 1: Kristin was first, I was close.
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  Speaker 2: Again promising to sleep with the teacher.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, correct, okay, point Kristen, and how did Rose get
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  Speaker 1: caught cheating in the scandal that rocked Saint olaf Oo man?
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  Speaker 1: Just like get is, Aaron's gonna have to work on
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  Speaker 1: his Jeopardy buzzer if he's gonna want to stay in
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  Speaker 1: the running. Kristin is wick. What's the answer do you want?
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  Speaker 2: Well, she made the she made the lamb.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, stop, hold on, hold on, there's there is not
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  Speaker 1: another question about this, So tell me as much as
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  Speaker 1: you want, okay.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: So she fed beebies to the prize lamb to make
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: them way heavier at the fair and he didn't hold
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: them in. So at the last minute, I don't know
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: if he threw them up or shut him out, but
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: either way, the babies came out.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing he pooped him out.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I think it might have been poop because this would
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: have been. Then the second poop joke in this because
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Sophia alludes to the beginning that she can't poop.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: So can I get a bonus point for remembering that
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: the lamb's name was Harlan?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, change approved, bonus point to mister Aaron Randolph approved.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: I said, Harley, you said the lamb.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: You said the lamb. You didn't say Harlan because I
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: was waiting to say his name, so.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a pig. So I'm wrong.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: No, it was not.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna put here. That was a bonus point
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: for Aaron. Okay, all right, what alternate reason does Dorothy
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: tell Blanche is responsible for her being unable to sleep?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: M Kristen if Michael Jackson's gonna be able to buy
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: the Remains of the Elephant Man?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's correct. That's our second Michael Jackson buying something
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: weird joke in like this season. Well, they've talked about
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Bubble Jackson five and they talked about Bubbles. Yeah, it bubbles.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: The last time we talked about Michael Jackson and Bubbles
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: was that Rose was concerned that Bubbles was not like
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: living with Michael Jackson of his own free will right,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: So we're very concerned about Michael Jackson and his goings
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: on at this point in the show. All right, next question,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: this is a no stump bonus. What was the elephant
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: man's real name? Okay, Gina, John Merrick?
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Nicely done?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: What did you say, Aarren?
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: I said, nicely done? Because I think that's right.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna give it to you. It's Joseph Merrick.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: But it is It's Merrick, is the correct lesson? Oh?
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Okay? In the in the movie, they called him John.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: He could have gone. Look, people called themselves whatever the
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: fuck they wanted to call themselves.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard of Joseph's being called John John's.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right, So Gina gets a bonus point.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: What are Sophia's three most important things that she has
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: learned about life?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Kristen, hold on to your friend. Nothing is security and
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: don't see Ishta, don't go.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: See is Ishta?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I like it?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Okay? Kristen gets that point.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Like she read her note and read no thing as
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: sacred and nothing that was cute?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Handwriting is not great, not good.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: It's not terrific. All right? What is the final offer
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: amount on Dorothy's ring the point. That's okay, it's my fault.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I paused that time. I will take that's fine.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Twelve hundred dollars.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, Aaron's shaking his head at me.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: She pauses. It throws us all off.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Was there gonna be more of that question?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: No? All right, that's okay. We're almost We're almost at
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: the end here, and Kristin is slaughtering us. By the way, Yeah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I have no points as expected, just like to point
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: that out.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: None.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are the points Kristen?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Aaron has none, Gina and Aaron have three, and I
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: have ten?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Ten?
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Fuck okay, I mean we might as well take a nap, Aaron.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we're gonna play these because I like them.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: But are these last two questions? But all right, well,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna reset the buzzards and get ready. Why does
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Dorothy say there are not? Oh my god, I can't
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: read today. This editing job is going to be miserable.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: All right, Why does Dorothy say there are not? Herring tacos?
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Aaron buzzed in, because Norwegians can't speak Spanish very well.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, that is correct.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, point to Aaron.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. The player's name is Stan.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sorry.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Stan.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, sorry, the player is named Stan. You're correct,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: all right, this is the last question. I'm going to
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: reset the buzzer. I'm going to just wait for pandemonium.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: What is the name of the road where Stan lost
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: his hair? God, you guys are so close. It's a
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: twenty eight mil second one there between Kristin and Gina
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: and what is the name?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: And Scain Boulevard.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Thank you for being generous.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, baron being a friend.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: I am nothing if not magnanimous, a magnanimous cult leader.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: We're not calling it a cult. We're on the insign.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think we get.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: To no nudity required except by Jeffery.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: And did you call him Jeffery jeff It's it's a
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: running joke, okay.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: It makes me giggle every time Stevie.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Stevie wrote his name down as jeff Jeffrey one day,
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: just out of nowhere, when he damn well should have
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: known better. So we kind of combined the names Jeffrey
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: and Jeremy into Jeffery.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Do you call him that at home?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Christ? No? But when I hear it on b F
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I t W it makes me giggle every time.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Uh, I guess we don't need this game anymore.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Right, Nope, you can.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Game. That worked really well though, Thank you.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: So much, Aaron.
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a neat little website.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Game too.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we'll be like, well, was it multi balls?
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know, a Colin, that's pinball.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Multi ball? I have to tell you.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I've while we're killing silence here and we're kind of
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: getting back into the trivia just for a second, Aaron,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I did meet I know that you're a big pinball
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: fan as well too.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I met someone up here that is the twenty second
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: rated pinball champion for Oregon, and I was like, that's cool.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: And I didn't know it. But if you're ever in
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: the area, I guess there's like a ship ton of
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: cool little indie pinball places up here too. And I
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: was like, oh my Bundy, Aaron would be like all
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: over that shit. So I just wanted to share that
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: with you.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: I have a friend who lives nearby to the Pinball
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Hall of Fame. He regularly taunts me with pictures.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: How come we've never taken you there? Did you go there?
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: After I went there?
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: It's pretty I don't know where it's located.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: It's off the strip, but it's not too bad.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: All right, Well that's going on the Vegas bucket list
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: for this.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: It's not just pinballs too. They'll have like old coin
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: up machines. It was really fun.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: We love.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: I do love a Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Well we had fun at that first bar. I had
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: a little bit of fun at the second bar. But
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: it was really loud at the one we were at
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: in Colorado Springs. It was hard to talk.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was talking about the one.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because of that karaoke thing happening. But the
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Vegas one was.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: You guys were talking about Player one. Yeah, that place rocks, you.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Know what else rocks telling us about some trivia what okay?
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Her Betelman was Stan of course. Tony was mister Escobar,
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: which was the guy upon Pawnshop. Uh. He was in
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Once upon a Time in Hill Street Blues. Richard Penn
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: was mister Murray, the IRS guy, Wendell Paison Volcano he
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: was in and Doctor Dolittle. Cynthia Lee Clark is IRS Agent.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I don't remember another person, but maybe why not. She
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: was in Days of Our Lives in Nurse Jail as
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Nurse Jill let's see. So when Rose speaks Spanish, I
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: tried to listen a couple of times, it sounds like
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: something about give me your money, yeah, or like denaro.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: For the European Spanish dub, they changed it. They put
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: the lines into Italian. For the Latin American dub, they
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: put it into French. So that way it was always
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: like you didn't quite know what she was saying.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Interesting, Okay, the five.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Thousand dollars that they owe accounting for inflation in twenty
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: twenty five, twenty twenty six. Yet, but fourteen eighteen dollars, that's.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Not as bad as I thought it would. Thought that
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: was gonna be much worse, to be honest.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: That's still I think five thousand is still really bad.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Like I never heard time coming up with that quickly.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: From Uncle Sam. That's a small spank.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: And they let you do payment plans and stuff on that.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: But I think, yeah, it wouldn't be a you need to.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Have then yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like there's a mob it's by Friday, will break
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: your AE caps.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: See.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: So they mentioned Fortune, that's a business magazine. They mentioned
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: the Rainbow Coalition, which was a united racial and ethnic
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: groups against poverty. Police brutality and systemic injustice. Ishtar was
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: a comedy flopped with Dustin Hoffman and Warren.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Baby Oh god did it ever?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: And Carl Malden was a stage with a distinctive bulbous
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: news Yeah that's all.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Well, soa yeah, so you guys tasked me to pick
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Sophia as a villain. And truthfully, I don't know if
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: you guys are in cahotes and you're like studying ahead
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: of time before you get here, but this is, uh,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: two Stan episodes in a row, but not like a
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks have passed since you were last here, obviously,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: but back to back your visits, Aaron, you have managed
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: to help us choose the nicest person. In an episode,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Sophia actually helps Dorothy get her ring back and talks
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: to Stan, which is so out of character. So first
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: of all, I want to say she's a villain because
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: she's gaslighting her daughter and pretending to be Stan's friend
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: behind the scenes, and that's weird. I don't love that.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: The main and the core and biggest reason is that
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: she is shitting on her daughter's self as because when
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: she says I'm gonna have to sell my stuff, she says,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: you can't do that. No daughter of mine's gonna be
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: a horror or a hooker or sex or or whatever.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: And then she says, h plus, you can't give it away.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: So not only is she like shaming her at trying
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: to pay her debt to the I R S, then
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: she's like, because you're an ugly piece of shit, no
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: one will fuck you. And so for that reason and
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: a little bit of the gas lighting her daughter by
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: helping stand, I think Sophia is the villain of this episode.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: You mentioned gas and shitting, and you didn't mention how
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: she like cropped ust at everyone in Oh she did?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there, well and there, yeah, she says, I feel
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: like I'm an Ecuador and she goes, so that was me.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: So yeah, she farts on her daughter.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Fucking villain.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: There you go, well done. Oh god.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Well, if no one has anything else, what I'd
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: really like to know is where can we find you,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: mister Aaron Randolph.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: In just about any given dunkin Donuts?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Which donut do?
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm a sucker for an apple fritter,
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: but I also like a honey dip. Those are both
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: very very good. And I enjoy those.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I like the one with the chocolate icing in it
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: and the powdered sugar, even though I always end up
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: wearing the powdered sugar. And I also probably shouldn't eat
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: icing for breakfast.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably not the best idea. Donuts are really bad
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: for you. Yeah, do beats. You can follow me online
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: at Pants's Aaron pretty much all the socials except ax
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: fuck Ax. You can. You can check out my books
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: anywhere find books are sold, including including Amazon, Burns, and Noble.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: They are called fane th h A n e Uh
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: and Reika and The Inevitability of Life, both by Aaron Randolph. Yeah,
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: and there's also a full cast audiobook for fan which
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: I forgot to mention last time.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and if you if you check it out, you
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: will actually hear I think several of these women's names,
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: if not all three of them, because you all backed
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: the kickstarter at a level where I could put your
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: name in the book at some point, although I think
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: I think one of you got into the credits. Kristen
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: actually got renamed as one of the characters in the book.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Oh nice doctors.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually repurchased the book.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Edition. Yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Well, Kristen. Where can they find us?
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: You can find us across all socials at all i
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: pod and you can also email us at aloneipod at
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: gmail dot com. We'd love to hear from you.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Oh Hi, exuse me, Hi, Abby Abby. You guys did
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: a really nice job today. I liked this show.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Thank you very kind.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got your cheesecake ready. So if you guys
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: are ready to go, go bye.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Sounds good, goodbye, goodbye?
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, so long everybody, farewell.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Hope what you're saying, Go bye,