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I'm Not a Liar · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, It's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Lala, Hello, gorgeous,
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  Speaker 1: it is Laala Kent. Welcome back to untraditionally Lala Hi
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  Speaker 1: t te oh, hey, hey, hey, oh what a fucking week.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just tell you be honest? Is this our
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  Speaker 1: mom forever? Do you think I.
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  Speaker 2: Try not to think that far in advance.
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  Speaker 1: How would that be?
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  Speaker 2: I just am today because if I do think that way,
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  Speaker 2: like it scares me, Like it really does scare me.
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  Speaker 1: It does.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot. I hope it's not my mom forever.
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  Speaker 2: Her hip is good though, it's just now trying to
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  Speaker 2: get everything else in order. Yeah, and we're coming. We're
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  Speaker 2: not even a month out of the hip, so like
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  Speaker 2: that's the other thing, like three months they were saying
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  Speaker 2: it takes, but I would like her to start doing
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  Speaker 2: upper body movement.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she came, so my mom. As you guys know,
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  Speaker 1: how her hip replaced, which we've heard is like a
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  Speaker 1: life altering surgery in the best way. But since then,
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  Speaker 1: you know, she has sleep apnea, so she she has
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  Speaker 1: to have like the masks.
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  Speaker 2: Let me I want to ask fellow our fellow pods,
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  Speaker 2: if you or somebody has sleep apnea. Yeah, our mother
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  Speaker 2: keeps taking her mask off in the middle of the night,
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  Speaker 2: and she says she's like claustrophobic little things. So my
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  Speaker 2: question is, do you guys have any tips, tips or
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  Speaker 2: tricks of keeping it on or making it so you
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  Speaker 2: can sleep or whatnot, because that I think would be
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  Speaker 2: the best thing for mom is to try to keep
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  Speaker 2: that mask on all Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And she's talking about like her heart racing and she
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  Speaker 1: feels like she wants to crawl out of her own skin,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, that's anxiety. So they put her
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  Speaker 1: on anxiety mends, which I think are having the opposite
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  Speaker 1: effect on her and like actually making the anxiety worse.
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  Speaker 1: She also has lost so much weight that it makes
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  Speaker 1: me nervous. She's not looking like my mother. She's not
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  Speaker 1: like skin and bone.
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  Speaker 2: No, she's just not Mom. Yeah. I like my mom
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  Speaker 2: with some meat on her. I like giving her a
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  Speaker 2: big old bear hug and.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's just not there. So I'm trying not
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  Speaker 1: to think about it either. But when she came up
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  Speaker 1: last night rummaging through the medicine cabinet because she's like,
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  Speaker 1: I just can't sleep, and I feel like I want
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  Speaker 1: to crawl out of my own skin. I laid down
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  Speaker 1: and had a moment of like the decline with Dad
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  Speaker 1: and how quickly that happened.
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  Speaker 2: Well, And I did point that out to her because
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  Speaker 2: like I was around, I saw Dad every day, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I like I was like, and that's where it is
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  Speaker 2: right now. It is like, I need to get you
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  Speaker 2: a bit of help because what I am witnessing I
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  Speaker 2: have witnessed, and what I witnessed with him, it took him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So I do not want that for Mom. And like
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  Speaker 2: the other thing is that she hates to do is exercising.
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  Speaker 2: But the one thing that I have found that I
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  Speaker 2: do is going on runs, little band workouts. And if
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  Speaker 2: I don't do that, I can tell my sleep is off,
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  Speaker 2: my body is not. It's restless.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm hoping that Mom can feel good enough to
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  Speaker 2: maybe get her body moving inactive to the point where
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  Speaker 2: she goes to sleep her body and mind are both tired. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because right now I just think it's her mind and
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  Speaker 2: not her body and that's where she's and.
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  Speaker 1: I think we have to get some nutrients. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: she eats like she's a toddler. She's like I I
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  Speaker 1: just want the bread. I don't want to eat I
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  Speaker 1: don't really like that kind of fruit.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to not.
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  Speaker 1: Get the veggies. I just want rice. I'm like, we
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  Speaker 1: have to have something.
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  Speaker 2: Last night she law is like, I'm going to make
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  Speaker 2: you meatballs, and she goes just one, just one meatball.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, well, maybe that's why you're not challenging. You
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  Speaker 2: have to eat it well.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember going through like hard times in my
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  Speaker 1: life and at night I would wake up and I
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  Speaker 1: would have so I was so anxious that my stomach
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  Speaker 1: was eating itself and I wanted to crawl out of
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  Speaker 1: my own body. And it's like, oh, I have like
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  Speaker 1: zero nutrition in my body. So last night I was
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  Speaker 1: spiraling in my mind and I had to actively be like, Lauren,
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  Speaker 1: you cannot go to a grocery store right now because
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  Speaker 1: it's four in the fucking morning, and you'll deal with
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  Speaker 1: it tomorrow. Stop thinking about this and go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Because I just kept looping, looping. She gotta have veggies,
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  Speaker 1: she gotta have veggies. I gotta wake her up right now.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta ge veggies in her. We gotta get vegies
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  Speaker 1: in her. I was like, fucking tweaking out. So this morning,
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  Speaker 1: I wake up and I check on her to make
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  Speaker 1: sure she's not fucking dead, because I was tweaking about
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  Speaker 1: that too, And I ordered her a smoothie from Creation
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  Speaker 1: on Postmates, and it was a bit It had a
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  Speaker 1: banana in it, and I was like, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: give a fuck. I'm not taking the banana out. She's
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to fucking suck it up.
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  Speaker 2: My mother has lied to us her whole.
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  Speaker 1: Life about being allergic to bananas. She's not allergic, she
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  Speaker 1: just doesn't like them, along with every other thing that
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  Speaker 1: you could possibly imagine. I keep the banana in, I
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  Speaker 1: add spinach. I go to check out. The large smoothie
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  Speaker 1: cost me just for I was like.
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  Speaker 2: My mother's health.
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  Speaker 1: So I clicked I double clack, double click clack, be
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  Speaker 1: side buttons, put it on the amex.
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  Speaker 2: Put it on credit because that's what we'll need, and
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  Speaker 2: drinking drinky.
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  Speaker 1: She she went. Now she's taking a bath, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just feeling a little tapped out because there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of humans that need taking taken care of at this house. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: moving on, last week, you guys, I went to New
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  Speaker 1: York City for those of you who know me know
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  Speaker 1: that that city gives me so much anxiety. Once I'm there,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm a little bit fine, finer than the thought
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  Speaker 1: of going, but also just the thought of like getting
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  Speaker 1: on a plane to travel there. And I'm very particular.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, put me on a morning flight so that
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  Speaker 1: I land in the evening. I can go grab something
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  Speaker 1: to eat, and then I can go into the room
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  Speaker 1: and get a good night's sleep. I'm adamant, no fucking
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  Speaker 1: red eyes. So flight information comes in. I get to
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  Speaker 1: the airport, it's seven thirty. My flight doesn't even leave
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  Speaker 1: until ten. Don't know why I needed to be there
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  Speaker 1: with that early, but just to make my s say
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  Speaker 1: you never you never know what la. So I go
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  Speaker 1: to the lounge for Delta, and she like looks at
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  Speaker 1: my car and she's like, oh, you qualify for the
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  Speaker 1: better lounge. And I was like, bet, I like that better.
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  Speaker 2: You are better than me, Because if she would have
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  Speaker 2: been like, there's a better lounge for you, I'd be like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm here, so have a good shit.
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  Speaker 1: It's just down the way.
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  Speaker 2: I'll walk you.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, great, perfect a handler more walking now and.
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  Speaker 1: It's closer to your gate.
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  Speaker 2: I was done.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at the better lounge closer to the gate, and
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  Speaker 1: you're walking me there. So I get to this better
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  Speaker 1: lounge and I'm kicking it. Text comes through and it's
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  Speaker 1: like fifty five minute delay and I'm like fifty five minutes,
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  Speaker 1: all right, whatever, that's nothing. So I go have a
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  Speaker 1: second breakfast at this lounge and then I get hit
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  Speaker 1: with the second text and they say that now the
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  Speaker 1: flight is delayed four hours, fifty five minutes or three
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  Speaker 1: hours and fit something along those lines. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: well that's a blur. So around two o'clock I head
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  Speaker 1: down to ten eleven, twelve one two. That's making sure there.
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  Speaker 1: Two o'clock I head down for my boarding time. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in line. All of the sudden they close the door.
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  Speaker 1: We're all hit with the text that the flight has
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  Speaker 1: now been fully canceled. I was like, I go to
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  Speaker 1: the gate person and I was like, what do we
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  Speaker 1: do about our bags? And he literally gets on his
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  Speaker 1: intercom because there's a line, and he's like, I cannot
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  Speaker 1: help you with this flight.
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  Speaker 2: I know nothing. Was my kind of guy.
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  Speaker 1: Too, but also just like direct me towards the bags
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  Speaker 1: and he was like, you need to go to baggage claim.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like hauling ass to baggage claim. I was like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: my bag was on this flight. Here's a little ticket.
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  Speaker 1: She scans it. She goes, oh, this is on the
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  Speaker 1: cancel flight. We have all of you on a flight
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. And everyone that's there trying to get their
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  Speaker 1: backs are like, wait, we have a full day tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: I've got all these meetings. I was like, yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: all have to work all day tomorrow, so we're going
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  Speaker 1: to be at our bag.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly we got this flight to get there
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  Speaker 3: by tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so getting there tomorrow not gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: It'll not work. So she was like, oh, so then
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  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do. I go, well, now I
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  Speaker 1: have to book a flight through a different airline because
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  Speaker 1: you guys don't have anything that's flying out by the
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  Speaker 1: time I need to get into New York. And she
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  Speaker 1: was like, okay, let me make a phone call. Makes
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  Speaker 1: a phone call. She's like, all right, they have your
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  Speaker 1: bag and it will be off the plane from anywhere
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  Speaker 1: between like thirty minutes, but it could take like five hours.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, that is the largest chunk of time I've
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  Speaker 1: ever heard.
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  Speaker 4: Thirty minutes It's like, first of all, it's going from
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  Speaker 4: the plane to the tarmac, are you just taking it?
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  Speaker 2: Get around?
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  Speaker 1: Whenever they could get around to it, I guess get.
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  Speaker 2: Around to it. You'd think they'd want the I call Easton.
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  Speaker 1: Because I cannot walk to the uber section of Lax.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna need someone to pick me up
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  Speaker 1: where I'm.
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  Speaker 2: At and I just had gotten down with Lisa's hip appointment.
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  Speaker 1: Soldier, You're the fucking best. You're the fucking best, Easton. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry for everything I said here yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Did you better be? I like how I stood ground?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't I needed you to. I
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  Speaker 1: just spoke about anger. That podcast comes out with Amber soon. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't like it. Actually, I needed you to disengage
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  Speaker 1: so that I could meet you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you have you heightened it?
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  Speaker 4: I met the wola from vander pump On said level.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't like it at all. Anyway, not the point,
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  Speaker 1: let's not rehash. I just want to say sorry that
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  Speaker 1: I did that yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I apologize as well.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, Easton comes picks me up, and right as he's like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm super close, my bag comes out. My bag comes out.
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  Speaker 1: It is like, oh my calls me.
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  Speaker 2: He goes, Oh my god, my back just got here.
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  Speaker 1: So exactly it's here.
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  Speaker 2: You would have thought that the plane was actually going
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  Speaker 2: to take off. She was like, actually the plane. That's
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  Speaker 2: how excited.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's the little things in life.
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  Speaker 2: Less out of control.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, at least my bag is with me.
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  Speaker 1: Could you imagine?
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  Speaker 2: No, I've done?
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  Speaker 1: Are you trying to figure that shit out?
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  Speaker 2: No? There's been times where I would have been in.
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  Speaker 1: New York and my bag would have been at JFK
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  Speaker 1: the next day too late.
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  Speaker 2: What would I have done?
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  Speaker 1: What would I have done? My whole face was in
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  Speaker 1: there anyway. Oh no, I got my bag and that
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  Speaker 1: then my flight was at eleven PM. I had to
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  Speaker 1: take the Red Eye. I landed at like, got to
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  Speaker 1: the airport or the hotel at like nine thirty, hit
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  Speaker 1: the ground fucking running by the time I got back.
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  Speaker 1: You guys La. When I would fly from Utah to La,
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  Speaker 1: I used to tweak out because I'm like, this is
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  Speaker 1: the most chaotic city I've ever been in. I got
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  Speaker 1: to get back to Utah. Now when I land in
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  Speaker 1: LA from New York or any other place, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: and as much as like we talk about how this
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  Speaker 1: city it can be like overwhelming and it's like a
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  Speaker 1: rat race. It's home, and I was so happy to
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  Speaker 1: land back here and just like feel normal and get
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  Speaker 1: a good night's sleep and see my kids. And I've
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  Speaker 1: been having such bad mom guilt. But anyway, the whole reason,
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  Speaker 1: so that was the plane trip. I totally forgot the
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  Speaker 1: whole reason I went to. The trip was fucking exhausting.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot the whole reason why I even went out there.
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  Speaker 1: I went out to do watch Robins Live, and I
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: was the last time I did watch What Happens. I
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  Speaker 1: was two months postpartum and I did it with Durrey Kemsley.
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  Speaker 1: And I was actually there promoting the Travis Kelcey show
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  Speaker 1: that I had done while very pregnant. And so Andy
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  Speaker 1: comes in and he's like, I feel like I have
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  Speaker 1: not seen you for so long, and I told him
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I haven't been here since. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: my child's going to be two and like handful of
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  Speaker 1: myne Anyway, he was wonderful. I was told that I
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: was supposed to do watch What Happens with Kesha. That
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  Speaker 1: was very excited. I want to tell you guys. This
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  Speaker 1: interaction the only interaction I've ever had with Kesha. It's
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  Speaker 1: me Brittany, Me, Brittany and Janet and we're leaving Jet
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  Speaker 1: Sweet X, headed back to LA from super Bowl. Kesha
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  Speaker 1: comes off the plane. We're waiting to get on our plane.
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  Speaker 1: She has her glasses on tonight time. She's fucking cool
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  Speaker 1: like that, takes them off yours. Oh my god, you
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  Speaker 1: guys are beautiful. I'm obsessed with you guys, puts a
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  Speaker 1: glasses back on, walks out to her.
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  Speaker 2: Car, center piece. I love her, I was like.
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  Speaker 1: What what?
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  Speaker 2: So? I became a fan when she re recorded her
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  Speaker 2: song I got in the morning.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Saying fuck Peete, fuck with you hard. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you when I became the biggest fan is when her
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  Speaker 1: song single handedly got me through my leaving of he
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  Speaker 1: whose name we shall not mention and hauling ass on
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  Speaker 1: fucking mule holland blasting that song movie my shit out house.
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  Speaker 1: That's when I was like, I'm a Kasha fan. That song. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm proud of who I am. Oh, she's
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  Speaker 1: so fucking good. Anyway, she ends up not being able
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  Speaker 1: to make it because, as everyone knows, everyone's falling sick
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  Speaker 1: right now, and she like wasn't feeling very good, so
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't make it. They have Nick Lachet and my inner.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be honest, My my grown ass woman started freaking
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: because I love ninety eight degrees and I'm gonna let
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  Speaker 1: you in on a little secret. My most favorite ninety
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  Speaker 1: eight degrees song is the theme song on Mulan featuring
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  Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder, True to your Heart. It is the greatest
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  Speaker 1: Me and ocean in the car on the way to Disney.
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  Speaker 1: We are up in that bitch, just the fucking rockin'
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  Speaker 1: ready to take Disney bybe balls. Okay, so I did
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  Speaker 1: it with him. It was fucking awesome. The next day,
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  Speaker 1: I have a full day of press that's supposed to
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  Speaker 1: start at like nine am. I keep clicking snooze because
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  Speaker 1: I am in bad shape, and all I can think
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  Speaker 1: about is that whatever Kesha may or may not have
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  Speaker 1: been feeling had teleported itself to me in New York.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, every time I stood up, you guys,
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  Speaker 1: I felt like I was going to pass out. I
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  Speaker 1: was sweating, I felt like I was gonna throw up.
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  Speaker 1: I was so nauseous. I ended up canceling all of press.
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  Speaker 1: I could not even I could not even get myself
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  Speaker 1: on my feet. And I had to make a flight
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  Speaker 1: that night, and I'm like, I'll be damned if I'm
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  Speaker 1: stuck here one more night. I gotta get out, Love
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  Speaker 1: you New York, got to get back to the West Coast.
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  Speaker 1: So that was my Watch What Happens Live experience. I
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  Speaker 1: had a wonderful time. Lena, who does my hair, is
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  Speaker 1: the one who dressed me. Because I just have been
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  Speaker 1: so clocked out recently. I was like, hey, babe, can
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  Speaker 1: you please bring off for me? And I had tried
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  Speaker 1: on that same jumpsuit to wear to Bravocon and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, it's so cute, but like, it's not really
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  Speaker 1: the vibe I'm going for. Let's save it for Watch
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  Speaker 1: What Happens. The way that it fit me at Bravocon
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  Speaker 1: compared to the way it fit me after heartbreak and
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  Speaker 1: stress not a standing up look for me in that moment.
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  Speaker 1: I'd lost a little bit of weight. I wasn't quite
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  Speaker 1: filling it out properly, but you know what, sitting it
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  Speaker 1: looked great. I felt like I felt like Jennifer Tilly
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  Speaker 1: when she was like, it's really more of a standing
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  Speaker 1: up dress. Not a sitting because the eye and the
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  Speaker 1: lip went wonky on her reunion. Look when she sat,
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  Speaker 1: Mine was the opposite. When I sat great, standing up
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  Speaker 1: not so much. So I get home and the next day, Friday,
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  Speaker 1: what'd you guys do while I was gone? Sorry, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I'm just on it.
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  Speaker 2: No, what my you know what I've been up to.
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  Speaker 2: I've been doing those two little quietly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you've been doing business. You've been standing on business?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just working on that business. There's yeah, I was
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  Speaker 2: just working on the computer. I've got two little things
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  Speaker 2: that have three things I'm working on.
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  Speaker 1: How were the kids while I was gone?
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  Speaker 2: Great?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Did they allow you to get things done? I mean
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Ocean at school, I wasn't gone that long. I was
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: done less than forty eight hours.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: No, I mean there's simple, They're easy and luckily we
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: have Cynthia like throughout the day. So like while they
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: were at school, I got a whole bunch of work done.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: When they'd get home, we would hang out, eat, play games, color,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: we'd go outside and play on the basketball court, swam.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: We just did a whole bunch of stuff. And then
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: when the little one went down, Sosa like Ocean's so easy.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: She'd just like get in her bed, or she would
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: sit on the couch. We watched Shrek. She's really in
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: was obsessed with Shrek Shrek ever After, which in my opinion, is.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: The worst one yea where Shrek Wish is for yeah,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: but it's nothing because Rumpell steal skin, steals his old,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: his life, and it's I don't love it.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I like one and three.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: You watched it? Do you watched it while I was gone?
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I've seen it.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so let me tell you. I get home,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: and Ocean knows that if it's a weekend, she can
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: sleep in my bed. If it's a weekend weekdays and
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: there's school, you got to be in your own bed. Anyway,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I told her that I was leaving town and I
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: would be gone, but by the time, you know, she blinked,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I would be back. And I said, So, I promise
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: you when I get home Friday night, you and me,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: babe on the couch, we're doing a spawn night. We're
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: gonna have popcorn with Eminem's in it, and we will
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: watch whatever movie you want. So Friday rolls around and
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I have to do, don't have to I get to
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I should say this shop today, so it's like a
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: part of the Today Show with the Rainbow in some capacity,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: and they had myself, Brittany, what was it myself, Brittany,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Michelle and Kristin That's sorry, my mind is mushed today.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: And it was so much fun. Everyone looked amazing. We
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: basically just did a panel where we talked about being
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: moms and what it's like at this stage of life.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: You know, Brittany got to speak on having a son
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: with autism who's five and all of the mountains he's
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: been moving, Kristin, you know, doing IUI and going through
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: a fertility journey and getting pregnant in a at an
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: older quote unquote age. We spoke about mom guilt, which
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: is what I was really struggling with in that moment
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: and have continued to struggle with. And I think everyone
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: can relate except for Michelle. We asked, They asked Michelle
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: how she manages it. She goes, I don't have mom guilt,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: and we all were like, oh what. She was like, No, Like,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I think about going out and doing things and it's
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: like I have to have my cup full and be
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: well rested and feel like I'm my own person in
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: order to show up as a good mom for Isabella,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: and keep in mind, they really hit the ground running.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Isabella wakes up at like six am and is ready
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: for full blown activities from the time they wake up
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: till the time they go to bed, so she really
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: does have to practice self care on like a completely
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: different level. Granted it's fifty to fifty that they have,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: but as time goes on, Like I remember at the
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: beginning of my situation, if something fell on a weekend
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: that I didn't have ocean, it was not happening. As
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: time passes you realize that that's that's your hope. But
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: there are going to be things that you have to do,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: whether it's work or a birthday that your friend is
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: having that falls on a day that you have your kid,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: and it's okay to tap and a sitter or a nanny,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: you know, like go do your thing. But the fact
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: that she does not struggle with mom kilts. I was
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: very impressed. I mean I decided to press it. Yeah,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I decided to go have dinner with them after and
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: it was like maybe four thirty. I was tweaking out.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I promised my kid a movie night and
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: spawn night and they're like, great, it's four thirty. I'm like,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I know the time. I was like, I feel guilty
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: that I'm like going out with my friends to an
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: early early early bird special dinner and like enjoying myself.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Like how weird is that? Like I found guilty. I
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: kept calling you said, I'm like, are you guys okay?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Is mom okay? Are you guys? Upset? I promise I'm hurrying.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I got home at six, We started the spaw night.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: She had the time of her fucking life. I highly
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: recommend if you have a little girl or a little
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: boy who wants to do something like that, anytime I
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: do that with her, something so freaking simple, you guys
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: sitting on a couch with eye patches on. She saw
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: that I had put on my doggy pajamas. She ran downstairs,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: comes up and has on the same pajamas as I do. No,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: she's adorable, fucking adorable. We make the popcorn. She's on
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: cloud nine. She gets the candy, she puts it in,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: We sit down, We watch Shrek four again, and she
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: looks at me and goes, this is the best night ever.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: And I kid you not anytime we do that. She
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: tells me, it is the best night ever.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: No, she loves a good chocolate in the bad.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: No, we did on the couch because she was like,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I want to watch on the couch so that if
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Easton and GG want we want to watch, we could
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: joint watch.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: We did join in for a.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Bit, and she loved it so much that the next
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: night we did the exact same thing no Groundhog's Day,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: except we were in Spice Girl pajamas. But we did
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: watch Shrek four.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Isn't that good for you? Though? For time? I am
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: so worry some You're like living in fifty first day.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: It's where time never goes anywhere, right, you would think, Yeah,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: you're living the same day every day. It's kind of
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: like time is in passing.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I woke up this morning. Oh god, I was up
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: this morning and I was like, oh my gosh, another
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: day has passed. That means we're closer to the end.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I can start moving my body in motion, stays in
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: my get fucking dark. I get down, figure it out.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I gotta figure it out, dude. It's like not good anyway.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I saw a note while I've gone and I actually
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't think you were going to talk about this
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: and I'm so happy that you're it is.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: So sad, guys.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Should I tee it up?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Or do you want to see?
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: No?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Tee it up?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: So we see that there's like this little baby duck
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: in our pool and it seems distressed. And then I
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: hear tweeting in the neighbor's yards, so I yell over.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, do you guys have baby ducks over there?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, they're in the pool. They can't
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: get out. I'm like same. I text my other neighbor.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, just so you know, I hear baby
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: ducks in your backyard. There's one in my yard and
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: one in my other neighbor's yard, Like, don't let your
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: dogs out. She's like, cool, have I have two over here? Whatever,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: We get our baby duck out to safety, and it
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: just the moment it gets out.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Guys. We try to party so much effort into getting
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: this duck out because I was like, maybe he can't
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: get out of the big lipped pool. So we put
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: like a little runway so we could get out. I
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: put like a nut like in the corner if he
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: felt like coming into it. He swam into the net.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, okay, So I like, pick
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: the net up. I gently put it on the side
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: of the pool. He gets out, looks around, and just
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: right back into the pool. So I was like, all right,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: maybe that's where he wants to be.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: But they were tweeting. They were a tweet tweet tweeting.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: They were tweeting for their mom.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: They were tweeting for their mom. So I say to Cynthia.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, Cynthia, did you see that there's ducks
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: back here? And she goes, oh, yeah, there was like
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: a mom and all her babies. She shows me a
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: picture there on the basketball court, just having like a
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: little heyday back there, shows me the picture, so I
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: know where they are.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Now we walk back there. I so let me also
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: reiterate the ducks.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: I did not know there were a family of them.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I just saw the one in the pool. So I
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: went out and tried to help. But Bernice got out
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: of the house and she she killed two of them.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: It's the only way to put it. She killed two
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: It makes me so sad.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: No, it makes me sad. And here's the thing, like
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Pablo I wouldn't even go near, Like he wouldn't even
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: go outside and Bernice was just out there. And then
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: after we found the duck in the pool, I was like,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: oh no. So I went around the yard and we
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: found one poor little ducky.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: An ocean was out there, and she like runs in
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: the house and goes and gets like these little snow
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: mini mouse mittens, like what are you doing? I'm gonna
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: pay get up. We have to save it. I was like, baby,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: it died, and she was like, no, you have to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: give it mouth to mouth. I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: no no. I was like, it's gone. This is the
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: backyard where baby things come to die. Remember the squirrel.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I remember the squirrel.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Two days later, guys found another one. Well, I see
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Bernice just like in the backyard being weird, being Bernice,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: And I was like, something's not right. So I walk
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: out there and right when I walk out there, she
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: turns and she has another one in her mouth.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: A baby duck.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: M hm, baby tweety, a baby tweety. And I looked at.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Her, Oh my god.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: She dropped the duck.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Can life get any worse?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: And she legs between her tail between her legs, like
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: legs between her tail. The legs were between betwixt the tail. No,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: she sprawled out like a little no, the frogs like
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: a frog sprawl. She knew any trouble. She kept looking
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: at it too, And so I had to pick that up.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: And I won't lie to you. I looked at Bernice
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: very differently for a good couple of days.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: How could you not?
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Oh God, Bernice. The name fits it perfectly too. He
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: is a Bernice.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: It just makes me so again. I thought, after the
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: squirrel situation, the squirrel situation and then the Palm Springs
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: house where I killed the lovebirds babies.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: That was by accident.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Of course, it was by accident. I would never do
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: that on purpose, I know.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: But we have to reiterate.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Speaking of passing, Archie Badore, Shannon Madore's famous golden retriever
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: passed away. I am sure she is beside herself. I
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: mean that was.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: How old was her daughter?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I think at least ten. Oh, life is just so sad, man,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: what is going on?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: I know I cried to Pablo, and I know Shannon Badour,
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: probably because I look at him and Bernice. I cried
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: to both of them, and they've lived through everything with me.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I know that feeling.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So when they're gone. It's like the chapters really gone.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember moments laying on the floor with Lily
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: and thinking like when this animal goes, I'm gonna be
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: a rack. Yeah, And I would just saw them and
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: be like, it's not today. And then when that day came,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I immediately went back to those little special moments. Yea knowing,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: but that's why I'm weird about time.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I know that's why Dad did it right. He croaked
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: before the.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Dog And we listened to one song. We listened to
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Angel by Fifth Harmony. I turned down when it says
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: the fuck word and replace it with mess and Ocean
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: sits in there, and then the song ends and she
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: didn't ask for another one, and she was just talking
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: because you know, she's a talker, and I just sat
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: there and looked in the rear view. I did pay
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: attention to the road on occasion, but I was like,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the days are winding down where I'm taking my child
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: to t K. Then it's going to be kindergarten and
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: first grade, and like, yes, I know I'm telling you
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: things that you all know that this is how school works,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: but it's the time that fucks me up so badly.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Watching her on my Instagram be terrified of me saying,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus is on the phone, you have to pool
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: all gone gone, you know. I'm like, that was yesterday,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: that was that was yesterday, that was not three years ago?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: How did I blink and the time just was done?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: When she when she so yeah, but he was like,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: where is she? Like? That is she?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be There's going to be a day
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: where she says, where is she?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Like a normal And I'm going to the point of
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: when you were talking about ocean and I said, where
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: is she that little version of her where?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, don't make me solve on this podcast. I can't
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: take it. I really can't take it. Let's move on
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: to news about Spencer Pratt.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Bro, Do you think that hurt him? What him saying
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: if he doesn't win, he'll move away from LA Do
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: you think that.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Hurts you know, I don't understand politics. I look at
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: things that help or hurt them, and I'm like, I
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: can't even believe that I'm looking at what I'm looking at.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I'm like, out of all the people on the planet,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: and I'm not coming for Spencer. I'm just saying in general,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: there are moments where I'm like, these these are the options.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Guys. What do you think about him wanting to do
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: a reality TV show? That's I think already been done.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I think they've already picked up cameras. They're doing it,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: or they did it through his election or electoral.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you this, I never talk about who
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I vote because it's just not important, right or maybe
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: it is, depending on how you look at it. I
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: just I do my thing. I You should have seen
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: me on chat GPT when I was feeling out at Easton.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, Easton's I need to know what I'm doing,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: not like obviously everyone knows, like the mayor.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Although when you're.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Talking about the sixty six the districts.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Like that, we were like, all right, who's in right now?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: And does it need change?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: The questions.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Then we saw the homework. Yeah, and then we saw
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: some people that are in. We did research. They're trying
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: to do a lot of things. Budget isn't there, and
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: we're like, why can't we got to you know, sometimes
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: we've got to keep the same person in who is
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: putting an effort, and things like.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Sheriff's department, does he have any control over what's happening
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: if there's no funding, Like we really put the pieces
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: of the puzzles out.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: There because guys, what I I mean, I'll get a
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: little polt, I'll get into politics. It's hard because when
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: we were casting our vote for like the sheriff, the
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: new sheriff, I was like, this is so hard because
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: the only thing that I'm remembering is when Karen Bass
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: fired the chief of the fire department when all of
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: the fires were going on, and she was saying that
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: we had no water, we just had and forgive me
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: if I'm wrong. It was like seventeen million dollars taken
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: away from their budget and all of this stuff. So
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: it's like the fire, like the police, the chief of
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: police and her like, they could be the best for
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: that position, and we're voting them out because we don't
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: think they're doing enough, and it's because their hands are
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: tied with funding.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: So it was hard. It was hard for me. It
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: was so hard, yeah, because I was like, it's it
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: doesn't feel right to vote somebody out who is actually
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: giving their all and being honest. Do you want to
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: say how I don't feel right voting somebody else in
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: when you are doing what you can and doing it
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: pretty well with what you're given. It was tough. It's hard.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I think politics are the hardest thing in the world.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: And every time you cast your vote you always think, fuck.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I think there's did I make the right choice? You
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: want someone in the position. Specific to Spencer Pratt, he
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: lived it right like he's for the people because he
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: is the people. However, the man has not one ounce
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: of but that's experience in politics.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: But that's where I love him and he.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: No, but he saying that, But he didn't because even
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: said it with Karen Bass when they were going back and.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Forth, and he was like, I'm not and he goes,
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: But what I can do is surround myself with amazing
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: people and an amazing team, just like Karen Bass has.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: But my team will care. She just pretends to. Okay,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: So it's like that is true, and it's like I
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I know right from wrong.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: I need to be I need a team around me,
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: but I can also tell my team that this isn't right.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: So it's sometimes having somebody that isn't so smart, but
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: that can put you in a logical position that makes sense. Right.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I do understand that that there's a lot of cooks
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen, and then there's one face to the
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: madness when it comes to the reality show. I don't
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: love that at all. And you said, well, then we
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: can see as every move. I'm like, coming from someone
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: who has been a part of reality TV for a
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: long time, they can shop and screw that as much
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: as they freaking want. They can manipulate scenes, they can
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: whatever they want to do. They can freaking do right,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: a reality show, it's not a documentary where it's you know,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: like the Crash right where no one who was a
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: part of that documentary had any control over what was
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: going to be the final edit. Yeah, it was a
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: bunch of producers that were watching going, oh, this is
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: fucking wild that these things are coming. Which I want
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: to talk about the crash so badly. Oh my god. Okay,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: hold on, stick to stick, don't let your add get
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: the best of you. It doesn't matter. I don't like
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: the idea of the reality show at all. I think
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: that that I mean one filming maybe him going you know,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: through the race, but if he takes it, stick to
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: like the job at hand, which is making La a
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: place that is livable again, Like make it the city.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I moved to You know, you have now traded the
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: reality hat for being the mayor of Los Angeles. We're
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: going to need to take that very serious.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: That's where I'm at. It's just like it's a very
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: serious position and throwing cameras at it like a reality
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: show kind of waters down. I think what the job
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: title is, and that's what scares me in a sense.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the crash was freaking crazy. I want to talk
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: about it. It's like number on Netflix right now. I'm
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: sure it'll be number one very soon. You must watch it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: It's about a girl who was driving a car with
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend and a friend in the back seat. They
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: crashed into a wall and as time passes, alarm bell
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: start going off, saying, this doesn't seem like an accident
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: to me, this seems like murder. Watch it, please, because
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about it the next time we podcast.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: And when we do, we should have asked. We should
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: have a Q and A with people asking certain things.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: You were trying to get this bitch out. She's just
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Really, okay. See that's where I want to know, and
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: it's insane. How could you okay?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: So I want to read you guys. It was last
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: week's episode. I talked about Mauricio. He was caught outside
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: of Crags. He called the paparazzi to Crags so he
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: can do they like live out there? They live out there.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: It was like TMZ who maybe asked him a question
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: about what I said on my podcast and he calls
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: me a fucking liar. All right, I first want to say,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: this is the exact transcript of what I said on
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: the podcast. You guys, it has been so good, but
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I was so surprised to hear that the Potomac Housewives
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: had filmed with Mauricio and I believe Chemo sabe and
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: that a lot of them were like gassing him up
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: and like flirting with him and talking about how sexy
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: he is, and then Kyle receiving h like I'm sorries.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I'm literally reading it verbatim, no, like like that was
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: not cool, and Kyle's absolutely right, And maybe I'm up
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: in the night with this, but I do feel like
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: within our little Bravo community, it is like, and especially
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: with the Housewives, there's some there's some sort of unspoken
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: sisterhood where you just don't date within the crew, right
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: mm hmm, even if you're not on the same show,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: you'd think you just don't do it. And as Kyle
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: is talking about like if she wants moBack or like
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: why they haven't filed for divorce, she's saying that it's
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: not that she's waiting for him to come back, but
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: it's more of just like a timing thing, like she's
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: gonna know when it feels right. But her eye said
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: something different to me. And when they replayed her talking
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: about how if they would have chosen the other life
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: right where he didn't have two Nichols to his name,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: but we thought about moving to Colorado, he'd be a
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: ski instructor, and had we chosen that path, I think
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: we would still be together. And how did we let
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: something so beautiful slip away? I just men and women
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: think so differently, so freaking differently. Because Kyle talking about
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: how you know she's holding on to the memories she
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: thought that going to her daughter's weddings or graduations, she
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: would be with the father of her child. And she
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: shows up to a holiday party and her not husband's
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: slash husband is like very much living a single life
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: and feeling okay about it, and I just can't help
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: but think, like, are we supposed to like be together
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: men and women? I don't know anymore, Like what is
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: the point? You have your kids, you build a life,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: and then you know, you run the risk of thirty
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: years you have literally every single memory of your adult
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: life and becoming a mother. How in the world does
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: one party Usually the woman move on from that without
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: holding on extremely tight, where the man can go out
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: and just like find women in their twenties and totally
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: be okay, not even think about the memories. It's just
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: really really hard to wrap my mind around and reconcile
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: it because I think about this like brief interaction that
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I had with someone, and I'm like, I can't imagine
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: having thirty years with somebody and it coming to a close.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I'm like wrapped up in my own head. Kyle is
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: a strong woman, strong, strong woman, And I don't even
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: know if I should be sharing this. It happened so
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: long ago. I have to say. When I was doing
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: the podcast with Easton and my old assistant Jessica, I
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: got the weirdest DM and I was talking about Kyle
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: and Mo at the time, and this was like at
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: the height of them not really knowing what they were doing.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: But I got a DM from him saying something along
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: the lines of, you know, I talk about him on
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: my podcast and he would like to grab a coffee
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and just never opened it or respond like what I mean,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: what would you have to talk about? There's not a
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: chance in maybe trying to convince me that, like what
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I was saying, I don't even know it could have
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: been controlled damage. Oh I say it twice a double down.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I don't really know the point. But I'm certainly not
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: going to be caught out having coffee with you. No,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: that's not going to happen. So many other podcasts that
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: are talking about this exact same thing. How about we
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: all will all grab coffee and we can try to
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: and you can try to win us all over, because
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: it's not going to look good for you. No, we
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: certainly not one on one. If you're upset about the podcast.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: There's many a podcast that are talking. So we're going
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: to need to make this a group meeting. He's trying
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: to put out like one little fire when the whole
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: mountain's flaming. It's like, buddy, good luck. Okay, So the
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: claim is that he slid into my DM, and I
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: went on the podcast last week and talked about how
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: he asked me out on a date, a coffee date.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: With what I just read you, I not once, not
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: a once, said that he asked me out on a
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: coffee date. I have the exact DM, the exact DM,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: and what's weird is that he wouldn't unsend it. That's
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: what I would have done. See Hey, La La, how
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: are you hey? I am wondering since you seem to
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: have an opinion and speculations about me as to whether
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I am a player or not, I would like to
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: talk to you. Let me know if you are up
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: for that by phone or happy to get a coffee.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: It is literally what I portrayed in the podcast that
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you were trying to do control damage control.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: You're really on that one. You're really on the control
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: of damage.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: That you were trying to do damage control. I never
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: said you asked me on a date. I talked about
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: how I spoke about you and Kyle on the podcast.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: You didn't like what I was saying. I not once
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: said that you asked me out on a date. Let's
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: talk about you. Now, MO old enough to be my
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: fucking dad, and you're out at Craigs. Sure a little
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: sauce calling a thirty five year old a fucking liar
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: on repeat. I really really had high hopes for you, dog,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: but you have continued to show me and everyone else
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: that no matter how much money you have or how
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: successful this real estate business is is, you are still
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: a fucking loser. And I stand on that ten toes
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: down for you, as a grown man father, a grown
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: man who is a father to all girls, all girls.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: For you to go out and handle this the way
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: you did, you should feel so embarrassed and ashamed. But
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: why would someone like you feel embarrassed or ashamed. We've
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: all seen you out and about doing whatever it is
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: you do mid life crisis ying, over and over again.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: God make it end. No one wants to watch it anymore.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: You will not come for me like that. I'm a
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: lot of things. I'm not a fucking liar. I didn't
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: lie here. I will not. You will not catch me
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: deadline because I believe in the universe, and the universe
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: will always expose the truth. How fucking dare you you
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: would think that a man who is as old as
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: you are as old as you are and has a
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: company that's worth multiple, multiple, multiple, hundreds of millions of
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: dollars that you would have more to worry about than
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: the Give Them La La podcast, now known as Untraditionally
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: La La. I liked midlife crisises when they just involved
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: a red Corvette. Go get a red corvette, all right?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: You guys are amazing. A reminder that a new episode
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: of Untraditionally La La airs every Wednesday. You can catch
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: the bonus on Mondays. And don't forget an Unlikely Affair
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: with Myself and Amber Childers airs every Thursday at nine pm,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: or you can catch it the next day. I love you, guys,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Bye bye to be