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Shake It Up | Son of a Boy Dad #356 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 5: It is December first, It's eleven am.
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  Speaker 4: Good to see you boys.
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  Speaker 6: Good to see you. You look fantastic, both of you.
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  Speaker 5: Good to see you, brothers. How are we happy?
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  Speaker 6: Holidays? Happy Lexus December to remember sales to celebrate.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly every year that happens. I'm like, they're still in
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  Speaker 4: business Lexus. I haven't seen a Lexus on the road
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  Speaker 4: in I don't even know how long.
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  Speaker 5: Really, I feel like I see a good amount of Lexis.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, are they doing well?
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  Speaker 6: Is going to put the range over out of business?
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  Speaker 5: That's what they're saying. On look Lexus, I don't know, no, no,
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  Speaker 5: does Lexus have like a what other brands are they
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  Speaker 5: affiliated with?
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  Speaker 4: Are they competitors to Toyota?
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  Speaker 6: Is like makes Lexus makes Lexus?
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  Speaker 4: Oh they're under But to go ahead, go off that
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  Speaker 4: Lexus to me seems that they are vying very hard
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  Speaker 4: to be in the family of Mercedes and BMW and
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  Speaker 4: they simply are not.
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  Speaker 6: They're not.
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  Speaker 4: They're not. They are in the family of Infinity.
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  Speaker 6: Keep going.
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  Speaker 4: And you know that that tear down where everyone's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you make nice stuff. But you know, if I showed
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  Speaker 4: up at a girl's house in an Accura, she'd be like,
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  Speaker 4: do you work for Uber? Is that an Uber?
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  Speaker 6: Black?
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  Speaker 5: You gotta familiarize yourself with a Lexus.
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  Speaker 6: I hate to inform you, Francis. I bought Alexis no
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  Speaker 6: more than two months ago.
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  Speaker 4: And I am all about it. My grandmother had Alexis.
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  Speaker 4: She had the r.
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  Speaker 1: I broke grandmother. Who if she drove to your grandfather's
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  Speaker 1: house in that lexus?
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  Speaker 4: I figured you. I should have known you had the
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  Speaker 4: Lexus because I'm fairly sure you helped me move in
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  Speaker 4: that lexis.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, that was a that was an Accura.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you okay, Oh wow, you've been down the whole tree.
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  Speaker 4: Harry, Will you join us on the podcast.
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking at photos of lexuses right now. Lexi LEXI
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  Speaker 5: is trying to figure out for some reason, I searched
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  Speaker 5: up the I searched the lexus.
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  Speaker 4: That's Ron's classic. There, a little Ron Venus fly trap
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  Speaker 4: just absolutely seduced me in.
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  Speaker 5: Now, he sucked you in. He sucked me into that one,
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  Speaker 5: sucked you off.
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  Speaker 6: I sucked you so good.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I'm gonna have to check and make sure we're
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  Speaker 4: not sponsored by this fucking company.
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  Speaker 5: A Lexus.
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  Speaker 6: The Lexus December to Remember sales event is the best
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  Speaker 6: holiday song though.
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  Speaker 5: That what got you? That's them.
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  Speaker 6: I think that they composed. I think John Williams composed
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  Speaker 6: that Alexis.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking if that's not enough to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: it's a luxury brand high above the Mercedes is in
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  Speaker 1: the BMW's.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, that song is so close to a song from
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  Speaker 4: a movie, a Christmas movie that goes Home Alone, Home Alone.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they basically just bit home alone. It's exactly which
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  Speaker 6: is is that John Williams? That might be Actually, I
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  Speaker 6: don't fucking know.
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  Speaker 4: I say, have been totally fine had you had a
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  Speaker 4: Lexus to drive out of the wet bandits.
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  Speaker 6: Now that's why we got it, because I think it's
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  Speaker 6: I would feel like a cocksucker if I was driving
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  Speaker 6: around too nice of a car, but I wanted something
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  Speaker 6: a little bit nice. You cannot do anything you've said. No,
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  Speaker 6: you can't backpedal out of edge.
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  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, it is my truth. Yeah, and I respect that
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  Speaker 4: it is a douchebag truth of mine. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: why I would poo poo a Netflix. I mean, Alexis Netflix.
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  Speaker 5: What's like the premiere Lexus?
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  Speaker 6: I've been doing that too. It's the g X five
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  Speaker 6: fifty five.
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  Speaker 4: Is that the one you have? Did you get that, Britt?
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  Speaker 4: You got the top Dog? Okay, well you know you
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  Speaker 4: didn't know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think it's the premiere. It's just the suv Exer.
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  Speaker 4: That's the big ones.
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  Speaker 6: We just needed more space for the You have this.
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  Speaker 4: That thing is huge.
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  Speaker 5: This thing is a is a fucking tank.
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  Speaker 4: You got to pay for two parking spots in a
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  Speaker 4: parking You.
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  Speaker 5: Have this thing?
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  Speaker 6: Oh take it, hold up a picture of it.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see, Harry. Yeah, yeah, that thing. That thing's like
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  Speaker 4: you can fjord a river and it has that button
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  Speaker 4: that allows you to raise up on the axles.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I was hoping that we'd be able to take
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  Speaker 6: it on some kind of off roading excursion, you know,
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  Speaker 6: just the three of us.
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  Speaker 5: We can bring this thing up to the up to
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  Speaker 5: the for fish weekend.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to, but I wanted to make sure that
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  Speaker 6: it was like we were really getting heavy. Do you
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  Speaker 6: with it not riding on paved roads?
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  Speaker 5: Are you? Were? You? Are you?
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  Speaker 4: Do you come from a family of Lexus Gogo.
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  Speaker 6: My family had a toy A Saturn, a Toyota, and
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  Speaker 6: then Honda Nice and then a Ford.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I like that ad.
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  Speaker 4: We were we were to beat to ship Toyota Priuses
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  Speaker 4: and then and we had and then h We ultimately
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  Speaker 4: moved up to Honda Odyssey.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we had Prius and Odyssees.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know what it was about the Prius
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  Speaker 6: that for a period it was the car well al Gore.
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  Speaker 4: Al Gore came out with an inconvenient truth, and that
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  Speaker 4: made my sex life in high school inconvenient because I
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  Speaker 4: had to drive a Prius around Maine when every other
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  Speaker 4: kid was driving pickup trucks. Of course for this environmental
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  Speaker 4: fucking pussy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that's tough. Yeah, should have got Alexis met half
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  Speaker 5: women and Maine.
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  Speaker 4: Was like the highest end of luxury Lexus.
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  Speaker 6: Not trying to put any light on the Lexus.
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  Speaker 5: We know what you think about the that's why you
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  Speaker 5: reject them.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm not I'm not backing down my Lexus point. Alexis, Texas, Uh,
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  Speaker 4: they say has the most Yeah trunk space.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good as line.
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe you have that big asscar and we
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  Speaker 5: were driving. We were we were on two percent battery,
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  Speaker 5: trying to get back from the river. We know, you
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  Speaker 5: got a fucking submarine at home.
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  Speaker 6: We were turning up the radio all the way and
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  Speaker 6: it was still like a very faint.
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  Speaker 4: He probably would need to unstrap and undo the children's
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  Speaker 4: seats in the back, which if you don't know, it's
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  Speaker 4: a very hard thing to undo child seats.
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  Speaker 1: And at this point I am like Chris Kyle, I
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  Speaker 1: could do that ship blindfolded. I'm like fucking taking the
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  Speaker 1: ship apart.
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  Speaker 4: My child's car seat. There are many others like it.
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  Speaker 5: You just have to put the seatbelt through it or
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  Speaker 5: some ship.
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  Speaker 4: No, Harry, it's so much more complicated. You're not ready done.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't done it.
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  Speaker 1: You have to swing down the center strap, lock it in,
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  Speaker 1: make sure it's at the right angle so it's green,
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  Speaker 1: put in the two hooks behind it, and then get
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  Speaker 1: the bottom to a level as you crank down the hooks.
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  Speaker 4: Like tying a sumo wrestlers.
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  Speaker 6: It's just like the of the Mighty Sumoy.
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  Speaker 5: Particular about it. The kids are pretty particular about it.
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  Speaker 6: Well. If you don't have it locked in at the
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  Speaker 6: right angle. A crash could be fatal, so that's something
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  Speaker 6: I take that seriously, of course, But if you want
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  Speaker 6: to be willy nilly about it.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe this guy over here trying to make
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  Speaker 4: light of the immortality of your children.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, now we're disgusted with Harry.
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  Speaker 4: I've been disgusted with Harry Goye.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't even didn't even know fatal crash
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  Speaker 5: was on the table when you got Alexis.
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  Speaker 4: Harry.
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  Speaker 5: I had.
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  Speaker 4: Something, which is that I had an important question that
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to ask you yesterday, and I just said,
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  Speaker 4: I know he won't respond, and I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: piss myself off, so I'll just wait.
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  Speaker 5: Yesterday I would not have responded. Yep. I was on
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  Speaker 5: full zen mode.
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  Speaker 1: What I do when I have an important question for Harry.
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  Speaker 1: As I write it down, I put it in the fireplace,
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  Speaker 1: I like the note on fire, and just send it
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  Speaker 1: to God, knowing that he has a better chance of
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  Speaker 1: directly communicating with me.
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  Speaker 4: It's more likely that he'll find his way to out
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  Speaker 4: of whatever that fucking Harry Potter thing was. Where serious
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  Speaker 4: Black was able to come into the fireplace from Azkaban, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Talking to the wrong guy, talking to the wrong guy.
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  Speaker 4: Hey have you have you I have, I don't want
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  Speaker 4: to give it away. I have an amazing present for
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  Speaker 4: you for unbelievable present, unbelievable like it's truly the best thing.
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  Speaker 5: What is it?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not telling you.
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  Speaker 5: All right, I guess we'll move on from that one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, tell it's Alexis.
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  Speaker 5: I got your Alexis.
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  Speaker 4: They were giving them away first hundred people at the
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  Speaker 4: December to quarter.
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  Speaker 5: That's huge, appreciate. Remember what I could live out of
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  Speaker 5: that fucking thing? Rone drives around in.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean sure Montana trips. I know you could
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  Speaker 6: load in the car, you loading the kids, fifty loading,
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  Speaker 6: the loading, the fucking dog. What kind of category is
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  Speaker 6: your gift? Is it out doorsy?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, you give me a g X five fifty No,
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  Speaker 4: it's it's almost in line with a gift that has
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  Speaker 4: already been given to Harry on this show.
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  Speaker 5: Holly, my my forged signature from Robert de Niro.
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  Speaker 6: Don't even fuckingre dude.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know why I brought it to I brought
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  Speaker 5: it to a team of specialists. That says Ron's handwriting
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  Speaker 5: the key.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I'll do a handwriting.
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  Speaker 5: I've been collecting samples since that.
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  Speaker 6: I've been burning every piece of handwriting.
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  Speaker 4: You purchased a Robert de Niro real signature.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind it's fraudulent. There's
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  Speaker 6: no chants we'll see. I mean, do a handwriting sample
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  Speaker 6: from me.
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  Speaker 5: I've already got them. No.
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  Speaker 6: It pisses me off when I do something nice and
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  Speaker 6: it gets uh. It's beyond reproach what I did for
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  Speaker 6: you and you're trying to reproach it.
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  Speaker 5: I've been sneaking around, fucking watching your dumpsters at night,
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  Speaker 5: searching through them, collecting every piece of handwriting I can find.
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  Speaker 6: I don't write. I don't write shit down. Did just
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  Speaker 6: write down Christmas lists?
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  Speaker 4: It's just a whole stack of questions for Harry.
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  Speaker 6: Why don't you love me?
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  Speaker 5: You've made a Christmas list room? What did you ask for?
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying for other people. I did almost all my
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  Speaker 1: shopping yesterday online. It was fucking incredible.
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  Speaker 5: Find any good deals, yeah, any smoking hot deals. I've
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  Speaker 5: been hunting for deals and I haven't really found a
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  Speaker 5: lot of good stuff. Wirecutside of the Our Stool store,
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  Speaker 5: of course.
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  Speaker 6: Barsool sports dot.
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  Speaker 4: Com at that sale ended yesterday, right.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yes, yeah, when you look at it and then
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  Speaker 5: this stuff is still all up there, so just buy
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  Speaker 5: it now. Anyway, miss everything on the sale, but you
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  Speaker 5: can still buy it.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks to everyone who bought Boy Dad Merch. We did well.
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  Speaker 4: We're thrilled, I think on how much inventory we moved,
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  Speaker 4: and that's all thanks to you guys.
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  Speaker 5: So thank you.
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  Speaker 6: It's just morning to support the show, appreciate its good
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  Speaker 6: damn good merch.
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  Speaker 4: We're good, We're in good health.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Imagine what what next year will hold if we
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  Speaker 6: keep on put What if we keep on pushing ourselves
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  Speaker 6: fors What if we hold our brothers accountable and we
• 12:39
  Speaker 6: have the trackies? What's that tracksuit brand that has like
• 12:43
  Speaker 6: two girls like Kappa? Is it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Like if we had just like girls down the fucking
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  Speaker 1: sleeve and on our breast pocket, some hot ass fucking.
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  Speaker 6: Girls on our babs clothes, Dave's.
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  Speaker 1: Down our fucking leg down down the out seam on
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  Speaker 1: some graphic jeans.
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  Speaker 4: I used to pick which like travel soccer team I
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  Speaker 4: would play for based on the caliber of their warm
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  Speaker 4: up jackets and pants.
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  Speaker 6: What kind of stuff were we looking?
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  Speaker 4: Maine Metro had the Kappa gear and it was fucking sick,
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  Speaker 4: whereas Coastal had Adidas I think, which was also pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: Coastal's colors were black and white. Black and white's never
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  Speaker 4: going to go.
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  Speaker 6: Wrong, timeless, and it's badass. If you're like a sports
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  Speaker 6: team you're wearing black and white. There's a little bit
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  Speaker 6: of intimidation factory. Yeah, yeah, not like Inter Miami those
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  Speaker 6: pussies in pink.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: Hey, guys, Breast cancer Awareness Month isn't for a while?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, asshole, MESSI tacking jerk. We're not being aware for
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  Speaker 6: eleven months of the year.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: You guys just keep it to one month of the year.
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: Because king in our faces at this point.
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  Speaker 6: Though, they did just make the MLS final. I don't
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  Speaker 6: know if you saw five to one.
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  Speaker 5: And I didn't see.
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  Speaker 4: How many more years is MESSI gonna play in that shit?
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  Speaker 6: He's playing really well still.
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  Speaker 4: I believe it. But I'm just like, you know.
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  Speaker 6: He's thirty eight now, So thirty eight, what did you
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  Speaker 6: think he was twenty nine?
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  Speaker 5: He was European.
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  Speaker 6: He's just so fucking fear he thought he looked old.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I saw a photo of his house that he
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  Speaker 5: grew up in. This morning not good. Yeah, tin roof,
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  Speaker 5: tin roof, chickens running around ten roof with chickens everywhere. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: more chicken than human.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah right, yeah didn't he wasn't he born like really
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  Speaker 6: short and like he got the surgery or he was
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: like born a chicken or something like that and he
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: got the surgery to make himself taller.
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  Speaker 5: I saw that. I saw a post that it was
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  Speaker 5: like celebrities, celebrities houses before they were famous, or like
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  Speaker 5: their house that they grew up in, and everyone's was
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: like tiny and like a shack. And then it was
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: like Tailor Swifts was like a fucking mess.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift was the popular girl in high school and
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  Speaker 1: there's video evidence, and then she just made up a
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  Speaker 1: story like that's as bad as Rick Ross being like
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  Speaker 1: I sold drugs, being a parole off or a CEO,
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  Speaker 1: a corrections officer, her being like.
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  Speaker 5: True, Rick Ross was a corrections officer.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah you didn't know that.
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  Speaker 5: Now I miss that.
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  Speaker 6: It changes how you listen to his music.
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  Speaker 4: It does, but that's also not I mean, that's kind
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  Speaker 4: of a pretty, I don't know, job, but it's it's
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  Speaker 4: not I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: It's more rough than being a drug dealer, being like,
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  Speaker 6: I made thirty two thousand dollars a year and got
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  Speaker 6: shipped on by prisoners.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're working in a prison.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: They threw a cocktail of spit, blood and shit on
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  Speaker 1: me every single day.
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  Speaker 6: Like, yeah, that's way worse.
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  Speaker 5: But he wasn't dealing early. Maybe he was dealing drugs
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  Speaker 5: to the inmates, or he was on.
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  Speaker 6: The outside working or taking drugs, facilitating drug deals. There's
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  Speaker 6: probably lots of ways to put it.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people take drugs, but if you're claiming
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  Speaker 5: to sell that, that's a different thing.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, like taking them to the inmates.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I see, I see, I say.
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  Speaker 6: Ferrying them along. But then Taylor Swift being like he
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  Speaker 6: wears short shirts, he's she's cheer captain and I'm on
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  Speaker 6: the you were a fucking cheer captain.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're marrying the quarterback.
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  Speaker 6: She's living like she can't a fraud. She just can't
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  Speaker 6: say that, she can't claim that, Like, there's no shame
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: in having a beautiful house in Stone Harbor.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: Where's Stone Harbor.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: It's like the suburb adjacent to Avalon, New Jersey, which
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: is in the top one percent of real estate in
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: the United States.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: She's from there.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: That's where her where she summered summer on Cape God,
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: Oh god.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: No, no, you're thinking of the Kennedys. Now, I see,
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: I saw her house in Cape Cod.
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: No, she has one, now she had, That's.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Where I guess she probably has.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: Are I think you think there's a conversation in every
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: single city happening right now, being like, you know, Taylor
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: Swift's actually got a house.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, where is she? Why did I think
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: she was from Reading, Pennsylvania.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's a birds fan.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: I just assumed she was from the South because she
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: does that. She went to Nashville and kind of got
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: discovered there, right.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's not from the South, did she?
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: And there's hole to a fucking She was singing in
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: honky tonk bars for what a day like that hour.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: I think that's like where her formulative years were. But
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: maybe I'm wrong.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: I could be wrong too. I have no idea.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: I could be dead wrong.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: There is video of her in.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: How she get famous when she was like fifteen.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Probably I need to look this up. This is frustrating me.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: She was the popular girl in high school though, and
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: I don't say that to disparage her. I say that
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: to bring truth to power.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: I think I might be missing mixing up her and JB.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Who's JBI Justin Bieber?
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: I thought you're talking JB Smooth.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's who I was mixing up her and JB Smooth.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: Justin Bieber. I think would play guitar out on the
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: streets of Toronto. Yes, he would. There's video of it.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Oh guys, they moved. Her family moved to Nashville when
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: she was fourteen years old in two thousand and four
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: to support her music career, and she lived there through
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: high school, buying her first home in the city at
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: the age of twenty in two thousand and nine.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: She was there for five years and.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Samuel la Wang got drafted.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was down there with the boys. That's huge.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Moved there. Yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: She went to high school in Nashville.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: High School Define high School.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Cheer Captain Bleachers Yeah aka short spirit T shirts.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Math problems by her once a day. Check it off
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: the list. There's school for the day.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: She threw some flat cards in her mom's face. Is
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: she like went shopping?
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: She was.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: She was famous as a child though right like she
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: was like well, like seventeen or eighteen she got famous.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Did you think from my answer that I had an
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: idea of how she lived?
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, you were the one that was like, I
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: believe her for her formative years. For formative years took
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: place in Nashville.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, well I was right. Yeah, I had to
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: look it up and I read it haltingly.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you were like, oh, no, exactly how I said. Yeah,
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: she's fifteen. She moved out there to pursue dreams. Same
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: your Taylor WM was drafted.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: It seems to me that we all have the exact
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: same level of knowledge about Taylor Swift.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: It seems, I think a little more advanced.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: We have a very specious understanding of her.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I always just thought like that was like, you
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: know her justin Bieber Child Stars.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: No, she wasn't as a child. I'm going to stay
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to keep answering this.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: You know, you know I am.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Got them that way you do. We're just trying to
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: get it out of you.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Have done this to me. If you don't know, answer
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: confidently that Harry said you were right, But you were right,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: which is a difference from you about Nashville.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: You doubt yourself and he would.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Remember seeing a photo or a video of her playing
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: as a kid or like a teenager in one of
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: those bars, maybe even with someone who was already a
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: big deal.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know, you gotta be your kid has to
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: be so fucking good at music for you to move cities.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: That or you got to be so rich that you're like,
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: it's gonna work. She's gonna be famous. Yeah, we're gonna
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: be good.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: This isn't a messy situation. We're gonna be just fine.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: My kid wasn't born a chicken.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: It's it is amazing when families will sacrifice like everything
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: to support their kids long shot artistic career. Buddy of
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: mine in high school was like, he was an incredible dancer.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: What kind break ballet? Actually ballet, but.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: He did like, you know, jazz and modern and all
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: that stuff.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: But he had he you do jazz like La La Land.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: Bob Fosse not far off.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, he was an incredible ballet dancer. And
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: we didn't have like a good ballet program in Maine
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: at all. And so his family moved to New York.
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: And where his lifestyle could be accepted.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they they had to sacrifice a lot. His
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: mom had died when he was like a little bit younger,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: and so they had all her like jewelry, I remember,
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: and they like took that to a pawn shop just
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: so that he could be able to go to auditions
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: and stuff. And that is real at the time. Is
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: this a true story?
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, are you sure?
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah? What do you mean is like I'm looking for?
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Is it like a movie story?
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: He's telling a deep story from.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, this is a buddy of mine, so they you know,
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: I remember, I remember they like had to kind of
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: ask people from money and stuff, but like nobody really
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: had any because at that time, the major industry in
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: our state was ice fishing and like the fishing and
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: stuff like that.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: I don't have it. I don't know it. I don't
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: know what the movie is.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: What do you mean this obviously didn't have So everyone
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: went on strike because the government I've never seen it
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: regulations to like clamp down by me. And he broke
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: the picket line in order to go back to work
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: to pay for his son to take ballet lessons.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: That cracker.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of Billy Billy.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: I've ever seen Billy Elliott.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: That didn't happen in my town. That wasn't real.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Did you actually know a kid that danced in ballet?
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Billy Elliott?
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: By Elliott, a good boy named Billy.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Fortunately it's Billy Elliott again. I think I've done him before.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: I've never seen that movie.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: God, I just know the story because it's the it's
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: the one famous brot that bit.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: I love that bit, but I can never pull it off.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: I can never pull it off dance.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: It was immediately hilarious just thinking of you of someone
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: having a boy that's like a really good dancer, so
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: he could get famous and moving because they can't. That
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't exist. Like you can't get famous off like dance.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Don't know if you can get famous off dance anywhere.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Like who's a famous dancer? Cough right, Bishkoff is famous.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: He's probably the most famous one.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Who da, that's not a famous dancer.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: That's how she got famous.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: You're talking about an actress, shake it Up? That was
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: an acting role?
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Does she sing? I don't know?
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: She hit with a name like that.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: She should rewatching and rewatching euphoria.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Shake it up, Shake it up? As like the Disney
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: Channel show that she was.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: She was on a Disney channel of course.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Really, yeah, that's how she was guaranteed fame. Bro hurt.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Euphoria is worth a rewatch. I'm I'm I'm through the
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: first season again. My god, what a show that is?
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Is it really?
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Two perfect shows?
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Harry, It's it's unbelieved, two perfect shows.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: What I've never watched that show. I tried. I tried
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: to watch, try to watch it once and I never
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: got into it.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: The first episode they dropped you right into the nudity,
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: into the blender a little bit. And if you can
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: get through that, then you start to learn the characters
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: a bit more.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: Cassie, that's a Lordy.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, A Lordy's characters is the best.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Wasn't he dead? Now? Did he died? He died in
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: real life? Right?
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: No, they he died.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: Into the show.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Huh, he died in real life. They didn't kill him
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: in this show.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: Show.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Actually, I shouldn't say that. I don't want to give
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: anyone you should watch the show.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: I've seen the last scene of the second season. What's that?
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, the younger.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Ashtray, the one scene where you love.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: It everything you would like this show a terrible name.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: You're such a clown.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: That is a name from like.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: This is my buddy Needles.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: They're drug dealers.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: I know, I know.
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: That is a little on the nose.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Yet is one of the better characters in the show too.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Really, May he rest in peace?
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: Rest in peace.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Ash He's named Ashtray because as a baby he would
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: eat cigarettes.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Do you think the third season will be good? I
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they're going to get around to it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: It's oh, I thought they already started filming.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Oh that's they've been saying that for years. It's been
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: legitimately years since season two came out. It's like a
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Stranger Thing situation.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: This season, they're like trying to figure out their retirement
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: plans and ship like that. So I trying to figure
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: out how much to put into a roth Ira A. Yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: because they've all not only graduated college, but like they're
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: deep into the workforce by now.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: They're gonna need to jump them ahead a few years.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: You think, can they Yeah, what do you think they'll do?
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Brand to college?
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Jacob E LORDI has crow's feet, now, Yeah, you can't
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: pretend to be in college.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, high school's gonna be tough to pull off. That's
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: kind of what happened with what's it called? What's that?
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: Fucking Outer Banks?
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Oh that show was.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Trash, well, slow roll.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: That show was the worst show I've seen.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: The show is a masterpiece for the first couple of seasons.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: No it wasn't. No, it wasn't.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: You just took it too seriously.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: I took it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: I watched it.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Did you watch the whole first season?
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: I couldn't get I watched like seven episodes of The
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Treasures here.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: No, it's here Treasure they're having five years old.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: On boats about doing high speed chases on boats.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: That show is a guilty pleasure of mine. It's this
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: is what I'm saying. You're making fun of euphoria and
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: you're watching fucking I think those shows are equally as bad.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Child Ship, that's that's a euphoria is a child show?
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yes, you watch a transsexual get fucked by
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: an older man.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: But tell me that watch that. That's like girls like that?
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: You have to watch teenage girls like that, then newborn
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: babies like your show. Outer Banks, get the fucking.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Look, I'm not I'm not going to bad. Outer Banks
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: was phenomenal. Well, phenomenal is a little bit of a stretch.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: You know, it was entertaining. It was entertained.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Now I know what you're into, and I know what
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I'm into, and I'm gonna stop recommending.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: No, it's definitely not what I'm into.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know how to I don't know how to
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: pitch for your youthful mind.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Well, Mook and I both were big into this show.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: Did you watch it with your sisters? No, that's even worse.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: I thought that you had some kind of like plausible
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: excuse watching.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: That show came out.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Did you watch it while you were like, fucking, you know,
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: volunteering at a youth rec center.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: I watched it voluntarily.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: I could see that being Hartman. I could see that
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: being on at like a children's hospital.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's in between at my house. It's in between
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Coco Melon and Miss Rachel.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: It put on fucking Outer Banks.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: Look, boys, they're in cigarette boats shooting oozies at each other.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Look, it's a good show. It's a good show. It
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: gets a little silly towards the end of the first season.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Second season is a total fucking And then I stopped watching.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: I really I watched the first season and a half.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: But my god, was it a good run.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: If you watch more than two seasons of any show,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: it's a rousing success.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Making it to that third season of a show, or
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: a third season of a show being palatable is massive.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Undertaking, damn massive.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: So hard to make a third season good.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: But when it is good, God, that's a fucking feather
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: in the old cap Rewatching Euphoria, though, is crazy.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: It's that good of a show. I would honestly put
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: it top five show I've ever seen you.
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: You haven't watched any of it?
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: No, not really, So why are you?
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: What's what's the hate about?
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Just hating? Actually?
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: I respect that Monday Monday, you know the time, and
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: people should be allowed to like just hate on some ship.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: I've always yeah, I've always just blindly hated. Yeah, I
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: think that is mostly mostly on TV shows. Harry's born
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: in the wrong era.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: You would have done really well during the civil rights
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: era hating.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: I just don't like how they.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Look blindly hating. Now, I've always been been.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: A blond hater of like, I just like what I know,
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: white people.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: TVs and movie you kind of have to be.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that is nice disliking something before you give it
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: a chance to hurt you.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Like I go to the movies. Every trailer I go,
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: that looks fucking awful. I'm the op that's gonna suck.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I need to see it, like a
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: loudly whisper in the movie theater, like, Oh, that looks good.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Mark it down.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: That looks really good.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: What was the one that it was like?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there like a Brad Pitt and George Clooney movie
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: like a year ago where they were like both hit
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: men on the same job or something.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: I saw a trailer for it. I was like, Oh,
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: that looks good, and I never heard tales that movie ever.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: Again, I don't know if I've seen this.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: I think that was on Wolves Wolves.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Wolves trailer. It looks good.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: First of all, sounds phenomenal. Why didn't they.
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: Call it wolves, No, no, lone wolves?
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: They called it the plural of wolf is wolves.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Not in this movie wolves wolf for him? Maybe it's
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: like a last name, the meet the wolves, meet the wolves.
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: That is a good loophole, a grammatic loophole.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Did anyone see that movie?
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Was it any good?
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Wolves?
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: I watched this weekend and uh what was the other
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: one called? I forget solid movie though.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Watched The Silence of the Lambs this weekend.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: It's always a classic.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I hadn't seen it from start to finish ever before.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: What an unbelievable you've never seen it.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: I've never seen it finish, seen like all a tapestry
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you see it on like tn T and it's
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: like in the background you catch halfway through Kiante and
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: all that. Was it amazing? Was it suspenseful?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: The final scene where she's in uh Buffalo Bill's house
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: and doesn't realize it is you can't even breathe. It's
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: so intense and there's there's been great moments like that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: It reminded me of in Mayor of Eastown when she
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: enters into the house where the kidnapper guy is keeping
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: the two or three girls.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where the other cop gets.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: And it's very similar to that. I love I love
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: movies and TV shows that pull that off correctly, where
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: like the detective is where they're supposed to be but
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: they don't know.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: It yea as an audience member, Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: And the and the bad guy is like, yeah, I
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: know you can look around, come on in yeah, ye,
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: look around. Sure you can make a phone call. Mayor
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: of Eastown does that one? They're so good.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: Have you seen Silence of the Lambs? Of course that
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: scene because they let that go. She opens a lot
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: of doors. Oh yeah, she's opening door after door.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Oh you know it does it well? Zodiac? Jake Jonhall, Yeah,
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: I need to rewatch that. That's like one of the
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: best movies ever. But is he in the House of
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: the Killer multiple times? I think, mm hmmm, Fincher classic
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: an amazing That movie scared the ship out of me. Zodiac. Yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: that's great movie, scared the ship out.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Really. I found it good, but I didn't find it
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: that scary, but very dark.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: I remember there were just moments where I was haunted
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: by it.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Lamb's Lamb scared the fuck out of me, But Zodiac
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: didn't do.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: It, especially when they're quiet.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Have you guys seen that new show, all Her Faults?
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: People are talking about it.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: It's pretty good. I've heard good things started.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: It's wait, sorry, let me rephrase trash that no reason,
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: what's it about? What's it about?
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Tell me what it's about, the same thing that every
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: single mini series is about. Well, they got to come
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: up with a new fucking plots. It's just the same
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: show and and and look it's good, Like I'm watching
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: it and I'm like, it's it's good. But you know,
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: it's just the same thing every single time I.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Think this is falls on the rise of the true crime,
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: They're like, Okay, well let's make some fake crime.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, some false.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Crime like I wouldn't hate, Like you know, I guess,
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Stick to kidnapping.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't think of another plot. You're plot poison that.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: That's the only thing you can think of. This sweet
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: sweet Shive, isn't that? Is she not?
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Yes, she is. She's a good actress.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: We should honestly put her up and down our next
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: merch silhouetted on the sleeves and breast pocket.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I remember when you know in succession it was Shiv.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: That was a I'd never seen the name Chavon. Yeah,
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: an Irish name, but they spell it s I O
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: b hn b h a N or maybe b a N.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: When I saw the spelling of that, it became hard
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: for me to hear the name Shiv.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: Well, it's like one of those names in it si shib.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: All.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Somehow I'll give you that s I O is. I
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: don't know how, but I'm going to give you that.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: You cannot tell me that a B is pronounced as
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: a v.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: I mean, go to Ireland. They they spelled things, however,
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: the fun.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Was a wacky it's all.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: They just spell things like they dump out a bowl
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: of alphabet soup and they're like, that's the name. That's
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: how you spelled Greg k r a I K greg t.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: R I C with a sideways line over the That's how.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: I felt in Iceland. It's like not even words that
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: you can just like sound out, because it's just like
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh, this is just like a random combination
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: of letters.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like it's not like Spanish, where you could be
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: like mayamo yeah, self explanatory.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: Not a good romance language.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't even know how someone, where do you
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: even start with this word? It's absolutely altic. You go
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: in it from the middle.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I treated myself to Braveheart.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Ooh nice touch.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: It's a really timeless, timeless offering.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: You know it's up next. Then if you watch that
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: The Patriot, Yeah fucking around, rewatch The Patriot, dude.
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: It's there.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Those movies the Mel Gibson run that he went on
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: in the late nineties early two thousands. Those are Disney
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: movies for adult males. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: It's like our just fantasy of just like being the
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: guy that like beats up everyone's like I have to
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: save my fucking family and shit like that, just running
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: around like for honor and glory. Like it's none of
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: that shit can be true, but sounds so good man.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: What a run he went on. And you know then he,
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: I guess found his calling unfortunately, which was hating Jews.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just being drunk as fuck. But it was like
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: run the banks.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: In the same way that Michael Jordan went to play baseball.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Like mel Gibson was like, I'm going to take a
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: pause on my lucrative film career and go ahead and
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: hate Jews for a bit.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: But he was so good at it.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: It's like if Michael Jordan became like a ten time
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: All Star based.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's like, I'm not coming back. I don't
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: need any more championship.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what movie are you talking about? Under the Patriots?
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Patriots Day, The Patriot, the Patriot.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Have you never seen that?
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: The It's like an American Revolution where he's like Aimes
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: small miss small fucking.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: He's based on swamp Fox, the character from Lore. I
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: think it was a real character. Do you know swamp Fox,
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: I'm familiar.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: I don't think. I don't think I knew the low.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: All I know is this movie heard.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: I've heard swamp Fox, gorilla fighters, smallpox.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: Bob Fox. Oh he was a great gorilla fighter.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Where are these artifacts coming from?
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Excuse me, rate guerrilla fighter?
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: What is this?
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: People bring them in? What are the where is that
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: a section that is a telescope? Believe it or not.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Imagine circumventing the globe with a bitch ass telescope like that.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: Imagine what Magellan's bitch ass was looking. He was looking
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: through a damn kaleidoscope. There's the West Indies, bring me
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: my glass.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: They probably had to get high up as fuck. That
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: was probably like tell it's like if you if you
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: like stood up on a couple bunch of books, it
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: would help.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Didn't Yeah, Like Galileo like mapped the solar system in
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: stars like off of some bullshit.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Just his eyes. I mean, I guess the light pollution
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: was probably so yeah, existence dumb?
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: What is it it's just dumb. This is a piece
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: of ship. Well, you just can't find anything with this thing.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Because you broke it. No, I did nine different pieces.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: There's the the It was huge when you picked it up.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: And now looking at.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Well, telescopes are meant to be telescoped, my friend.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Well you on telescoped it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Do you boys ever spend any time looking that? They have?
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Quick thought, quick thing about the Internet Invitational? Okay, this
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: is interesting. I found out through a little birdie that
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: when we all got paid our Skins money, which was
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: from the second day, Yeah, yeah, which was like fifteen
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: or sixteen thousand bucks each, Paige Sparanak donated all of
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: her Skins money to Beef Beef's family.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Damn, so did you.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: No, I donated to his foundation. By the way, Roger
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Steele donated all of his Skins money to Beef's foundation.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: This is a This is a note in their favor.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Not that Roger needed it, but page Paige has been
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: getting beaten up a little bit in the dark corridors
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: of the Internet, and I thought I would throw her
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: a lifeline, a little.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: No better way to quell a dirty conscience.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but she didn't. She didn't ask anyone to tell
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: She didn't do that. She didn't expect that to come out.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Did she put it down anonymous anonymous donation.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: We had to tell the like the barstool payroll person,
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: where to send it, how to give their money, and
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: then she just told that person just send it, send
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: it to be his family.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: She said, I'm far too rich already.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: That may be true, but either way, that's a significant
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: amount of money. And I was impressed that she did that. No,
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: that is very impressive, especially impressed that it never It
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: would never have gotten out if I had not found
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: out and told it on her behalf.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: So that is very nice of you. Actually, that's nice
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: for them giving them money.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: I am getting it's a thirty publicity fee crisis HR management.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I think that anybody that actually is pissed off at
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: her is kind of clownish. But I do think that
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: people are just like they see it as their entertainment,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: so they have this parasocial I think view of it,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: and they're like, fuck that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: It's like when they were watching a movie and they're
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: like fucking Fesco, fucking Jacob Lordie, like they're not considering
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: that these are real people.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: I think that Yeah, I think that, Uh, people like
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: to watch people fall, that's true.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Or they just like to in their in their media
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: that they consume. They like to be like, this is
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: the good guy, this is the bad guy. It makes
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: it more compelling to have a clear line.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say she came out. She did come
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: out and say that, you know, she's received tens of
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: thousands of death threats. I was like, who do you
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: think you are beIN laden.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: People like to throw around thousands threats.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Tens of thousands of death threats? Are you a goalie
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: for the Colombian soccer team? Actually let one through your
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: legs and.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: At that point the Colombians just do the job.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah? What is uh?
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: I got I got like seven when I had the
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Fox News top thing. But they were what they were like, yeah,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: like true, this is how I'm going to kill you
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: if you end up in Virginia.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you come to the state of Virginia, here's
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: the gun. It was very Gilbert Arena asked, yeah, yeah,
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: it was like this is the gun I'm going to use. Yeah,
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: your life, it's on site. And I was like, I
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: shall not be visiting the Commonwealth Virginia.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: People who are death threading someone over a golf video
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: need to give up their eyes. Yeah yeah, I don't
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: think you need to turn in your fucking brain.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's the right response. So anyway, hopefully
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: everyone can kind of let those people off the hook
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: and move on a little bit.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: It made it.
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: Better that that happened, Like that's good for the video.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: Like obviously they have to deal with it, but like
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: that is better washing that. Like then it's like, oh
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: and everybody got along. They sang Kumbaya at the end.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Dude, It's so funny to me that I ended up
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: on the team of like the Light the Good because
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not a good, good team guy. I
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: don't fight for the Allies. I'm not with the force.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I'm an agent of chaos.
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah I will.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: I could just as easily have ended up on the
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: team that was maligned. If anything, Frankie probably deserves to
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: be on the team of Light. But I was surrounded
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: on the left by Captain America Brad Dalkey, and then Beef,
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: who you know, unselfishly passed away so that we could
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: be received as the heroes. It's like unbelievable and then
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I'm just smack dab in the middle.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: Like that is nice, and that is I think a
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: good lesson as we look at the wars of history.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like some good guys wind up on the
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: wrong side and bad guys wind up on the good side.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: Just ten thousand death threats is just so many tens
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: of thousands.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: And imagine it applies a minimum of twenty thousand, multiple
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: old tens of thousands.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a lot.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: Imagine the mental fatigue of having to catalog that, of
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: just being like one too.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what counts as a death threat because people I
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: feel like people are really thrown or.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think. I don't think I hope you
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: die as a death threat. I think it has to
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: be I'm going to kill you. Yeah, yeah, that's a
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: death threat. Yeah, if I see you, I will kill you.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Get in DMS like that a lot, like I'm good,
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: like I hope you die.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: As I said, I got six six when the Fox
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: News thing happened. It's not terrible six or seven.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: They were all by the way, they were all on
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: Facebook Messenger of course. Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so years ago I had to form a Facebook.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: I had my own personal account from like high school,
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: and then I had to make a page so that
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: I could do ads. Oh yeah, yeah, you have to
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: enable through for Instagram, you have to enable like a page.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: So I built this page, which I never posted on.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: But the last post that I had on there was
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: when I was doing Carolines Breakout Artist series and Caroline's
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: So this was like eight years ago. And when that
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Fox News thing happened, all these older people fifty to
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: sixty year olds found who they live on Facebook. Yeah,
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: found that page and started commenting on my Carolines Breakout
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Artists where I was like, hey, come see me at
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Caroline this weekend. They were like, don't go see him.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: I'm like, guys, this was in twenty eighteen. Yeah, fuck
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: this guy. He doesn't He says he's grateful to be
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: on Fox News and then he talks shit about it.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, no, we're calling Caroline to try and
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: get you cancel.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: Bad news for you, buddy.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah you found a flyer on the wall of a
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: bathroom that was fourteen years late. Yeah, and you're telling
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: people not to attend the event.
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah it is.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: That's why Facebook is the home for all of that,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: because when you get to a certain age, maybe you're
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: empty tested or you don't have the drive anymore. That
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: that's the kind of thing that keeps your blood pumping inside.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: And it is sad, but it's at least they have something.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: And I'm in real time watching some of my friends
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: become that, Like I'm watching some people who are my
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: age that I've grown up with. They will like pop
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: up on my like threads sometimes and they'll just be
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: reply guying, and it is like a sad but like
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: you're sad that it's happening, but you're kind of happy
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: for them that they have, like the fight, a little
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: fight still.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know they haven't gone quietly into that night.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: That's their water aerobics class.
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it really is. Oh good, good for you. You're
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: getting your body moving a little.
• 46:38
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• 46:41
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• 46:44
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• 46:46
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• 46:48
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• 46:51
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• 46:54
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• 46:58
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• 47:00
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• 47:00
  Speaker 6: Kind of the gift that I base all the other
• 47:03
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• 47:06
  Speaker 6: find sentimental to the same point that she would find
• 47:11
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• 47:14
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• 47:18
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  Speaker 4: I was in Florida over Thanksgiving and I went and
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  Speaker 4: there's a lap pool down there, and I went in
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  Speaker 4: there to swim. Now, I'm not great at swimming laps.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: That's one of the hardest exercise.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: I'm solid, but I'm not great.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Do you do like the flip underwater? No push off?
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: And dude, if I did that, the amount of water
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: that would end up in my septum would be a
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: full water board.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: I tried doing it once and I just like it
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: was just I have.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Ad enough time with the amount of water that ends
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: up in my ears.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, lot of water in the ears.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: How do you not it wacks? He never cleaned cleans his.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Now, I remember. I have such baby memories of just
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: being at my grandma's house and just having to just
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: jump on one leg trying to.
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: Get the water out for hours. Yeah, when it comes out, though,
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: it feels great. Oh it's better than an orgasm. Sure,
• 53:54
  Speaker 8: it's like hot when it comes out.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: It just pulls.
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: Have to go on one leg. I don't think I'm
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: familiar with that.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: I never had to hop on one leg yet, I know.
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: Maybe that's what I've been missing.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: No, it's not hopping, he's you're exaggerating.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: You shake your head like this. Oh, I would fully jump.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: I'd be jumping up and down on one leg.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: I had it. I hadn't trapped in my ear for
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: like a week one time.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Same, it's the fucking way. And you would like
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: you like roll over at night and you like hear
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: it moving around. Yeah, Yeah, that shit's fucked. That's why
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: I stop swimming.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: So when I swim laps hair ball, I'm glad to
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: hear that you're also a swimmer.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, Well I will.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: I'll do left, right, left, turn to the right, right, left, right,
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: turn to the left to breefe thing. Every three strokes,
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: I breathe on opposite sides. That's the cool way to
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: I used to just go every stroke.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Oh you did, see you don't get the benefit of
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: the glide. If you do every stroke. Every time you
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: pull your head out of the pool, you're adding a
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: lot of drag to your see.
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: I see as Newton's the hospital.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're taking breast. We're talking butterfly when we're talking freestyle. Freestyle.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't understand how when you look at
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: a real swimmer, the way that they turn their head
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: to take a breath, half their mouth.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Is still in the pool.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So it's like they are they sipping air
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: the way that I light a cigar.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they must be their nose maybe out of.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: The corner of my mouth. No, they're not getting it
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: through their nose.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: Definitely, not their nose, no way.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's just out of the left half their
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: mouth closed. And then they I guess they get the
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: rest because when I do it, I come too far
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: out because I'm worried about breathing in pool.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I would be worried about not going
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: out far enough.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: And I come all the way out and I look
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: like that swimmer from that one Olympic country where everyone
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: else defaulted.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: And he just had to finish the two laps to
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: qualify and he couldn't.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: It's like, are like way underwater. He barely's kicking.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Papa New Guinea or something. They've never had an Olympian
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: in the history of the country.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Have you not seen that? No? No, oh, it's very good.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: He can't swim, I've never seen He's like pulling himself
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: along the lane lines.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: I am an Olympian.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: Is it the dude that's like nine feet tall? No?
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's like a bad swimmer that yeah. Yeah, I
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: know exactly what you're talking about.
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: Do you what what? How far do you get your
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: legs out of the water, What kind of splash you work?
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: I'm definitely not kicking the right way. I know I'm
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: not kicking.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: The right way is supially more of a push. I
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: think of it as you're pushing off of the water,
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: so you wouldn't want to get too far out. Then
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: it's more of a smack. You gotta be using the
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: feet more as like puspellers show me.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: So if if it's the surface, are they right under
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: the surface or are they coming right to the top
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: of the surface.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: And I'm just working with the surface. Really, it's more
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: of a collaboration.
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't realize it's that would take supreme colub Yeah, exactly.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: I think my kicks are slightly underwater. I don't think
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: they're kicking up a.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: Hole to break the surface.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Not a lot of spume being thrown up technique, not
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: a lot of spume. And part of that is out
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: of respect for the elderly women who are doing there.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Bro When I say that these women in this pool
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: were moving so slowly that it almost seemed unnoticeable, like
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: they had one of the little kickboards in their hands.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: But they were straight up and down. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: and they're moving, there's no there's no ripple from their movement.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: It's a drift. It is as if they are being
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: propelled by a current.
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: Which is your current. They're probably just like tokyo drifting
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: off you.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: It could well be. And as a result, out of
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: respect for them, if I had been kicking up a
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: huge spume, I would have gotten them wet, and I
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: didn't want to do that.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: I've gone to resort pools and swam before, and I'd
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: be like, how much like should I be getting a
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: little bit more like out of water?
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Kick?
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: And so I'll kick hard and get the spume, and
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: I think more than once I'll I come up. My
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: wife have been like, you're splashing so much, like you're
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: making a fucking scene with how much you're splashing, Like
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: please stop, Like I'm leaving my dad.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: My dad swam when he was in like middle school
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: or whatever, and he was good at the butterfly. And
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: as a joke, sometimes when we're in a resort pool,
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: he'll get in and he'll start to get the butterfly.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: Bro The amount of spume that he FROs off insane.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: The spume, it's like Old Faithful with every splash.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the butterfly is chaos.
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: The kick of the butter make it into the Olympics,
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: gotta be like there has to be other strokes that
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: there's those are the only four strokes. The butterfly is
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: so random and not helpful. The fact that it's so
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: much slower than all the other ways. That's like if
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: there was like hopping at the Olympics along with running.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the butterfly is insane. It looks cool though.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: It is cool. It is cool. It's the most gorilla
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: technique of swimming.
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: Like you look like you're doing push ups off the water.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your throat, it's as if you're trying to get
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: your entire body out of the water. I do think that.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: I think it's cool.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: The butterfly stroke breaststroke is to me, the smoothest we took.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: I took swimming classes when I was really young, like
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: or not, and we would do like little lanes. We
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: would do laps and we one time we did it
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: with the fins and I hit the dude behind me.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: I hit him in the face. Came out just gushing blood. Yeah,
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: it was awful. It was a scene. What kind of fins?
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: I think the whole day got shut.
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: That old tipped fins he was swimming with.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: I think what probably happened was I was probably going
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: slow as ship and then he was flying, yeah, trying
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: too hard. He was riding me.
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: I don't see that's uh, what can you do?
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: You did? I hit him with a break jack.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: Boxers get off.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: When boxers pack cinder into their gloves, into the tape
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: of their gloves. I was driving metal and tips.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: Of your fins, razor blade led.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: They check your fins after I.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 9: Didn't know it was there.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: He's getting he's coming up on me.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Tape them, bring me this, bring me the special ones.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: I was driving back from Delaware this past weekend after
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: Thanksgiving and someone started. I was in the left lane,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: going probably twelve to fifteen, probably twelve miles over the
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: speed limit or something like that. But I was passing
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: other people in camping. I was, no, I was passing
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: people on the right exactly. I was, exactly. This is
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: a This is literally the entire thing that I talked about.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: No, it is.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: Yes, it is so cool going around someone who is
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: going the same speed as and then you're wondering.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: You're like, well, how fast does this person want me
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: to go? Two hundred?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: We're going to have Ron tell this story, but to
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: be clear, he's still passing people. Your story was that
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: you were not passing anyone.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: They'll flying and I was trying to pass.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: It was a two lane highway, and I was trying
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: to pass as many people as possible. So I was
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: behind the person at a respect the following distance, even
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: a rush kids grind in the back seat.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: Brother, Yeah, two, you're going fucking four hundred miles per hour, Brett.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something, four hundred and a g
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: X five fifty feels like one hundred and any other car.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: That thing is smooth, and.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: It just creeps right up there. Safe to cut someone.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: That cuts through the air like it's doing the butterfly arrow.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: No ex of that are incredible. The someone. So someone
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: started to riding my ass. I was like, this, motherfucker.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Of course, so I was. I was annoyed and furious.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I was about to start putting on the flippers.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: With the with the fur.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was just like, angrily, I fucking get
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: the off my ass, like I'm trying to I'm trying
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: to be a part of this, Like you're not going
• 1:01:49
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• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: was like, and I almost wanted to break check them,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: but I'm like, I'm going to be.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: Smart and uh level headed. And then they fucking threw
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: on the sirens.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: No cops, oh no, it was coughs behind me, and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: they thought that I wasn't going fast enough in the
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: left lane.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: So you got a wret.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: You got no, no, no, I didn't. They and I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: went into the right lane.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I went into the right lane, and then they went
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: up on the person in front of me and they
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: hit them with the sirens too. Like they were clearing
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: the left lane so people could have safer passing lane.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: We need that. For Harry, we might have like we
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: might have to cut this out. This is bad for you.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: Because I was going too faster, too slow.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: Your minds he was you got literally almost got pulled
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: over for left lane campaign but he.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: Didn't there in front of me.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: I didn't happen.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Because you were in Vancouver where all the police are
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: on fucking.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: I was in New York City going to Stamford. Is
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: that where you were you? Weren't you out in Seattle?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: You were in Washington.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: I thought that whole thing was about when I was
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: talking about driving to Stamford.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: No, it's about when you're when you went to band.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: It was when you were in bad you were in
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: the Pacific Northwest.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: It was, Yes, I was in Washington damage.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Do I know your life better than that?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: I think it might have been two weeks back to back,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: because remember I tried to remember I tried to come
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: back from it, but that just I mean, that just
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: saved it. Yeah, I got nothing to say. Uh, the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: guys that are shooting on me for left lane campaing
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: are getting they're getting flashed and get over. What the
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: hell are you doing in the left lane?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: I'm going thirty? So was I going five hundred? Or
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: was I going there.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: Like you were going under?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: He's still he's still passing people though.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: And I was behind a guy in front of me,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: so there was a car in front of me and
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: a car next to him, so I can't pass that
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: car because the guy in front of me is not
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: going through.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: Card ripped out of your hands, in front of your
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: whole family.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: Vulnerable, and you're punishing me for my vulnerability. You know,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: that's the last time I tell you anything.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to say.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: I'm Withrown here and I'm gonna buy Alexis as soon
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: as this episode.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: Now we're talking heavy vs.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, good, it's too good, very bad.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: You were This is almost as bad as me losing
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: to Francis and Halo to this day, your story might
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: be worse.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: You're trying to discredit him to blow the smoke off
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: of you, But the truth remains that you were camping tent.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: You had cleared the brush beneath your space fire.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Also, you guys got to get out to Washington and
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: drive on those highways smooth. No, people go like three
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: hundred miles per hour. It's like something you've never seen,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: like eighty five.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: It's better to not be in the left lane.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: Then.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: I'm on a two laner in Delaware.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: Getting pulled over. I've never heard of someone getting pulled
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: over for going too slow. I just had a lead
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: blocker like my grandparents'. Genuinely shocking.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: But it was just it wasn't even a pullover. It
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: was just a it was snow plowing. Yeah, it was
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: out of the way.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: I mean probably turned that thing expected to see like
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: an eighty five year old lady driving the car.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: You think there's an eighty five year old driving a
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: blacked out fucking you get tinted custom rims.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: Tinted, fully loaded package.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: You think eighty five year olds sitting high like that.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: God, no, bro, the imagine if they had pulled you over.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: I think the likelihood of you getting a ticket there
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: is zero point zero zero one percent. I'm sorry we
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: were rushing home because I have twins in the back seat.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: My wife sitting in between them, my dog in the
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: front seat, the entire sucking.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: Pile of THHC drinks to the right of you. No
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: wonder he's going so slowly.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: I thought I was flying.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: I thought this was the right lane.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: I rolled down the window and a billow of smoke.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: Whoa, you've got one of those like cab dividers between
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: you and the kids.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: Do you remember during COVID that those cab dividers, some
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: of them had like h VAC.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: They have what Harry has in his bedroom.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what was that for? What was that supposed to do?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: It was because they wanted the air conditioning to get
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: back to us, and most of those cars only had
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: vents in the front and it was hot, so in
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: order to actually thought it was a really nice thing
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: that they did. It was the best air conditioning we
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: ever had in cabs, Oh definitely. And when they did
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: away with it, it got hot again.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: I can't believe cabs still exist with Uber being around.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: You're so much better.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: That is not true. It's fully true, patently false.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: They're so much cheaper they are not. I don't think
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: they are. Dude, maybe because you guys don't go Maybe
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: it's because you guys don't go to Manhattan. If I
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: take a cab, no I mean I'm talking about I'm
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: talking about like from the airport. Like if I take
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: a cab from Newark to my apartment or from LaGuardia
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: to my apartment, it's like fifty dollars cheaper than.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: In the pricing, and they know exactly what they can
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: get away with compared to the price of an uber
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: and they keep it there.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: I feel like, for most of the time I've gotten
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: it's been significantly cheaper.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: The last time, when I was leaving the airport, a
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: cab cut into the line of cabs that are going
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: into the airport, and it's like a two to three
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: hour wait for the cabs at the airport. Can you
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: fucking imagine that?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: Most of the dudes are renting their cabs from other
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: dude who have the medallion, so they need to pay
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: like two hundred dollars a day just to get into
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: the black a little bit.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: I've always wondered this. I don't understand what part of
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: the five Burrows. These drivers live in where they can
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: actually make a living and break even driving cabs. I
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: don't stand far out in Queens. Do you have to go?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: And it is definitely Queens.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, to find it affordable enough to live on what
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: these guys like?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: Clear, I don't know how much the cab driver makes.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I know, like the Uber dudes, some
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: of them, they they fuck with the system where they
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: go like they'll have like lyft Uber.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I was just talking to a West African cab driver
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: about this, or an Uber driver extensively because he the
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: guy cut in and we had the entire conversation about
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: how much cab drivers make. And he said they used
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: to be pulling in one thousand or two thousand dollars
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: a day, like easily clearing that, and then Uber came
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: along and it fucking slashed it. And it's like they
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: need to. I mean, an airport trip I think is
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: flat rate sixty five dollars? Is that what it is?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: You said you take cabs all the time.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean it's not like every day.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: I think it's sixty have to be every day.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: You still give it maybe sixty five to your place.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know how to give in your confidence there
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: on that rate claim, yes taking.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: All I know is that nowadays it costs me like
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: over one hundred bucks to Uber home from me.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: Okay, And what does it cost you to take a
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: cab from LaGuardia to your apartment?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: Probably like sixty five seventy I.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 10: Think you should know that number, especially if you're saying less.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 10: I know it's less. Are you tipping on that on
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 10: that flat rate? Of course I'm tipping on the flat rate, yes,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 10: so that brings it a little bit closer.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: We're tipping on the Uber.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: I would rather give one thousand dollars to the cabs
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: than ever give a dollar to Uber. Again, I fucking
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: hate them. Well, I hope their company goes out of business.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: They won't, but did they would they ban you for something?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: No? I wish be easier to walk away. Now I'm
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: trying to go. I'm trying to get off Uber. Why
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: they control my life, which is I can't be dependent
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: on one app? Yeah? What are they? What are they? Do?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: You do? Uber eats mostly? Oh yeah not door dash
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: No my door dash man.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: DoorDash is gonna put Uber eats out of business? Or
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: maybe not.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: Actually came out before Uber eats.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: I know, but DoorDash is having it. I think they're
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: having a moment. Do you feel that we're grub hubbish wayside?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Look at dude, someone they fell to the.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: Wayside at the nineties, That's what I'm saying. I'm agreed.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: You seless where seamless caviar, Caviar was the fancy one. Yeah,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: DoorDash bought.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Caviar, and DoorDash wiped all those out and Uber eats
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: and is the only competitor.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: DoorDash has become a like unicorn company. They're they're what
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: they swooped up of market share of food delivery is
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: like they're a model company. They're cited as a company
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: that others should follow.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: I think the reason that Uber is just gonna always
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: be bigger is because they got the two and one.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: I don't think.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: I don't necessarily think Uber does more business than in
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: order to ash.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Let me look at it.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: But they're like, we might as well just sell food.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: We have fucking bikes on the road exactly, we have
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: people outside.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they got the they got the you can get Look,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: I'll admit it. I've had times where I've been ubering
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: home from the airport and I've ordered food on the
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Uber app while I'm ubering home. Like, that's like, that's
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: too much. I'm giving too much money to Uber.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they run your life.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: That's like Singularity, that's they have full control. Yeah, they
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: got my balls in their hands.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: Listen to this. Are you ready for this? DoorDash holds
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: a larger market share in the United States than uver eats,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: controlling fifty six to sixty seven percent of market share,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: where uber eats has twenty three to twenty five percent.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: Damn, that's surprising.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: So who's in the last pieces of the pie?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: So should I stay then?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: You know grub hub and whatever other small.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: Ones, the mom and popa Yeah, supports small business.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: DoorDash has one hundred and thirty million active users.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: Good god, are there? Is it all in the US?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: It leads because that's everyone.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: DoorDash leads and driver gross earnings with higher weekly and
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: monthly averages for drivers. So Harry's preference for uber eats. Uh,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: the drivers are getting far less of that money. He
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: doesn't want them to have it because they're not from
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: this country.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, no, that's what I want the drivers to
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: get the money, so I'll switch to DoorDash as you should. Yeah,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: you don't want Uber getting a single fucking redcent.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Someone told me, and I don't know if this is true,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: that Lift drivers receive a far high higher percentage of
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: the fare than Uber drivers do.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: Look up that market share.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: Lift and Uber because Lift had I guess gotta have
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: there gotta be clawing for one percent.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: I think it's probably like seventy thirty would be my guest.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, I think it's I think that they have
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: like twelve percent. Who fucking rides a list?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: There are weird cities where you like needless look at
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: this like I think, like Tampa is God damn.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: Uber has seventy to seventy six percent. Lift holds twenty
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: four to thirty percent. I had it on the fucking.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: Nail Francis year. Francis continues, incredible.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: I got to piss real bad. Go ahead.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: I did finally get paid for my Internet invitational winnings.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: That explains the full wool suit that you're wearing right now.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I went shopping immediately.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: Is this one of the purchases.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: Yep, this was in the shoes too.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: That's not going on Poshmark.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: No, although I did list a bunch of shit on
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: Poshmark Poshmark, I don't know what have you fucking sold
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: stuff on there before?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: No, I'm never selling a piece of clothes.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: I'll either throw it in the trash put in the
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: donation bin, but I'm never putting. I'm never adding to
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: the secondhand market of New York City.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: It is my guilt doing it. I have clothes that
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: are not worn down to the threads that I just
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: want to get rid of because I don't wear them anymore,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: and they're taking up space in my closet, and I
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: care deeply about keeping things as minimalistic as I possibly can.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: I think nasty things are going on with the donation bins, though.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: I think people donate clothes, and I think that there's
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: secondhand resellers from l Trained Vintage who are digging through
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: the cratee being like, this is a fucking grid.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: Wasn't there a video of guys going in and stealing
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: the clothes? I think I saw that.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: That doesn't surprise me at all.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: I want my fucking Louis Vatan secondhand going to a
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: homeless person, a mother in need. I don't want some
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: fucking and hight beast reselling it on fucking Soho or something.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: I do enjoy the videos of guys who are thrifting
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: and they go into a store, a goodwill or something,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: and they're like, holy shit, look at those look at this.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: But there's like so many middlemen of buyers who are like, yeah,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: already like grabbing that shit up, curating it, keeping it
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: for themselves, selling it on.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: Boyd I drop.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fucking it's creating a big secondary market.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: I do think though, that there are donation centers that
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: are probably more honest and better run than others. I
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: think Housing Works is a really good one. They also
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: do the that they l Harry's weed for him, and
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: that's a good place to donate clothes.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: I think I just don't want to getting sold. Would
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: I'd be so pissed off if it was sold to
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: somebody like that I wanted on the back of somebody
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: who badly needs an ass naked person.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Then what you can do, and I have done this,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: is you can find a homeless person on the street
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: and just hand them your jacket.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: They'll be like, grow, I need to sell this.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Wow, this is fire.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: This is some heat.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: The way I used to donate clothes when I lived
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: in Bushwick is I would take the folded clothes I
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: didn't want and stack them on my recycling bin outside
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 6: and by the time I came outside again to like
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: drop the actual recycling off, they were fucking gone.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I did that once. I had a humidor,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: a small humidor of old, old, old cigars, cigars that
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: were so old they were dusty. Yeah, you know, if
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: you picked them up, they would flake like a wafer, Yeah,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: like a chocolate wafer. And I had like four or
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: five of them in there, but they were good cigars,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: and I was like, I don't smoke scars enough anymore
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: to have this silly humidor. So I just put it
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: out on the street and I was watching out my
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: window as a guy, probably homeless, came along and he
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: saw the humidor and he picked it up and he
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: opened it up and he went like that and then
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: he closed it, looked around and walked away, and I
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: was like, that was perfect. That's exactly what I wanted.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: I wanted him to feel as if he'd found a trouser.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: And they were like Cuban cigars.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: I smell it long ways.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: He didn't even, But that's so nice. I know that
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: when he lights that first cigar.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: And it lights immediately, it's.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: Gonna burn like a fucking dynamite cues right up to
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: his about one drag and it's.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: All just and he won't give a fuck.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: His eyebrows are going to be singed.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that would be such a nice feeling for him.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: Guys, my, my fucking New Zealand trip is coming right up.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: I know, Holiday getting a little scared. Why shacks just
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: just bit off, spit off a lot more of a
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: lot of to chew, you know, I would say all.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, even the flight alone is intimidating.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: The flight alone is one of the more intimidating parts.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: I'm going Boston, La, La, Auckland. You're talking seventeen hours
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: of Boston.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: When you just said you're going Boston to LA. That
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: made me sick, the fact that you're going to Boston.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: You have to go to Boston then La. I mean,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: how what?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: How else? We live on the East Coast. How are
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: you gonna get there?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: I think there may be a direct from New York
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: to Auckland. I don't know. But it's certainly not on Delta.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 6: I'm in the complete opposite boat. If I was you,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: I'd be fucking giddy.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: About this flight.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: I'm yeah, really nice, really long flight where you can
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: like you basically can change into button down pajamas on
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: this flight and it wouldn't be looked that weird. You
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: could probably like, we will watch two seasons of U
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: four you on the flight, have eight servings of short rib,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: three bottles of sap on blanc. There'll be a fucking
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: the menu, will have a chef and the kitchen that
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: he's associated with. There's gonna be so much nice stuff
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: going on on this flight.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude, I hate to say this. It
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: is Delta, It's I don't know. It's not like Air
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: France or Swiss Airlines. I don't know if I'm getting
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: that sick.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: What I've heard ever since you're United beating of the drum,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: I've heard some nasty things about United.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 6: Look at go to zas Twitter well.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: Za. I will say he runs into flying issues quite.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: Often there, like sir, you're gonna need to take half
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: a seaton.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: Za is terrified to fly, really like you couldn't imagine.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 6: All he does is run FLIGHTSIM.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: So does he do flight sims or is it train sims?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: He is terrified of flying like he did a couple
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: of years ago. He got in like he got delayed.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: He got delayed so bad they had to dump fuel
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: over the ocean, and he was to live tweeting about
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  Speaker 5: it like he he was fully preparing to die.
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  Speaker 4: The fuck. I never even heard of that?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: Was that?
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  Speaker 4: Like, was he on Air Force one or.
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  Speaker 5: I think he was on one of those long flights
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  Speaker 5: from Zimbabwe or something. Wow, he's from Zimbabwe, right, Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Have you ever seen like Nigerian's on a flight with
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 6: like a little bit of turbulence They're like, oh lord please,
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  Speaker 6: this plan will not go down.
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  Speaker 5: I've seen some fucking I used to watch videos of
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  Speaker 5: like crazy turbulence and the people yelling, and there's one
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  Speaker 5: where the dude's just like put this thing.
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  Speaker 6: On the ground.
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  Speaker 5: Hey.
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  Speaker 4: I have a weird question, and this is to both
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: of you, if you have an answer, or anyone who
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  Speaker 4: might know, what is the likelihood that, let's say you
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  Speaker 4: buy a bunch of shit in a foreign country and
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  Speaker 4: then you fly home with it in your bag. What
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  Speaker 4: is the likelihood that customs at JFK is going to
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  Speaker 4: open up my bag zero and see that I bought
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of stuff and be like, you didn't declare this,
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  Speaker 4: You owe import fees on it?
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  Speaker 6: Zero for you at JFK.
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  Speaker 5: Zero? Why why me? What do why? Why do I have?
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  Speaker 5: When was the last time you went through customs at JFK.
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  Speaker 11: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. It might be easier to board a
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  Speaker 5: flight from Boston to New York, or it might be
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  Speaker 5: that might be easier. Like they don't do anything. They
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: literally just look for you.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I think that there's people who are flying
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  Speaker 6: with like paint or like paper boxes just like filled
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 6: with cabbages flying into the JFK. There's people with the
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 6: weirdest luggage with the weirdest shit inside of it that
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 6: like they're worried about like undocumented and unregulated produce and
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 6: people smuggling drugs just don't bring a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Of one thing. They don't.
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  Speaker 4: No, I get that. I'm just saying, you know, when
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: you to buy I like Japanese clothing, Okay, hand up clothes,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: I'm guilty.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, clothes. I'm not bringing cabbages home. I don't know
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: if you're gonna bring like cheese or wine or some shit. No,
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  Speaker 5: but clothes, then they don't give a fuck about that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not sure. I don't think you have to declare
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  Speaker 5: this on Reddit.
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  Speaker 4: Yes you do, because dude, think of it, like, if
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: I buy clothes in Japan and I fly home with
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: them in my bag, if I were to have shipped
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: them from Japan, you have to pay a huge import fee.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're paying for the fucking flight.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: No, but that doesn't That doesn't indemnify you against having
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: to pay the fucking.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: Fee like that should that should clear you of everything? No,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: that's like the one main in New Zealand to buy
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: the Japanese denim.
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  Speaker 6: That's the Japanese travel hack is that you're supposed to
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 6: bring a suitcase with a small suitcase inside of it,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 6: and you use the extra suitcase to fill it with
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 6: clothes while you're in Japan and fly back with all that. Right,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: if all those people doing that are paying a fucking
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: declaration fee.
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  Speaker 4: I would like to do that. But I did read
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: up on Reddit, and it seemed to be that there
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: was a consensus of don't don't do it.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: Reddit's filled with paranoid, fucking schizophrenics. You don't listen to that.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: The fucking going over the worst case scenario.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but dude, there were there were comments like, don't
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: even worry about it at all. There's no one that voiced.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: The because you can't get any up votes from being
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: like you're good.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they'll be like, well.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 6: Actually this happened to my good friend.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let me know if you know and you've
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: ever flown to all.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: Your clothes that you get and then just throw like
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: one Nike hoodie over them.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm wondering. I'm wondering if I need to buy
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: clothes or whatever and then like get some sauce on
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: them so that if they open up my ship, I
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: can be like, look at that. See that's stained. I've
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: had that for years now, that's san cut all the
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: tags off.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: People have told me.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: People have told me, now, granted, girls friends of mine,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: who are girls who went to Europe because they're like
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: buying luxury shit in Europe is way cheaper. They were like,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: when I fly to Europe, I worry about this so
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: much that for the items I bring there that I
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: already own, I actually keep. I have receipts with me
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: to prove when I get back that I already owned
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: the thing.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? I have not heard of it this ever.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Again. I do think there's some profiling it at play
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: here where if you know, I were some girl in
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: a Chanelle sweatsuit coming home from a trip to Paris
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: with two gigantic pieces of rolling luggage and I go
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: up to customs and they're like, do you have anything
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: to declare? And I say no. Maybe they're cracking in,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: But if I'm coming in as a guy in a
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: T shirt and jeans and mic.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: That's just girls being paranoid, because imagine if you actually
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: just had a bunch of your own nice shit in
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: a suitcase and some toity toity Parisian customs official is
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: like you have to pay tax on all of this,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 6: and it's like, this is my fucking shit. Imagine how
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: ballistic you would go if they try to make you
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 6: pay a tax on your stuff.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: I agree, I agree.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: Can I call victim to girl brain around the home?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: They will fucking drain you, Okay, I don't.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 6: Man, you're an intrepid traveler. You're going fucking across the world,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: like you're not about to girl out.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: And be like what I will say, are you bringing
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: any fishing stuff? No, I'm gonna rent. Yeah, then you're fine.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna rent because.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: The fishing officials they they're.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: Like super weird about that, because you can bring like
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: fucking bacteria and ship.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I affect their waters. I don't plan to bring
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: stuff home from New Zealand. I have a buddy who's
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: in Japan right now, and I was hoping he would
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: bring home some stuff for me. But I don't want
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: to like string him up.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: On a pair of jeans. No pair of jeans in there.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 6: You gotta get like jeans.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: I want a lot of pairs of pants. And yeah,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: you can't even fold.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 6: Them salvage stiff denim. You're gonna have to get a
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: jeans shaped suitcase.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to put them in like the case.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: I hang my jeans in the cabin.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 6: Stand up the jeans in there.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:29
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• 1:26:12
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  Speaker 9: Still still under ground, So I looked out.
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  Speaker 5: To you.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 9: Game rise.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 11: I was only falling one way.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 12: I was only falling one bad Jade were drifting.
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  Speaker 9: Fool for Was that.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 11: So?
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  Speaker 5: So?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 9: Then?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 11: You son, No, I'm coming. I'm on a phone.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 9: In my.
• 1:27:15
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