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THEjoeSHOW's "Adult Sleepover" · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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  Speaker 1: Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. Boy, have you told
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  Speaker 1: Katie you want to do it?
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  Speaker 2: No, I have not.
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  Speaker 1: It's at her place.
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  Speaker 2: No, I have not.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me. All right. We're live on 93.3 FLZ. It's
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  Speaker 1: the Joe Show, and Jed would like to ask you
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  Speaker 1: to do something. Do you want all of us there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to have a slumber party. I think
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  Speaker 2: she's going to be the toughest. Oh, I know. Ashley
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  Speaker 2: is already out. She's going to see the clock hit
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  Speaker 2: 1 a.m., and she's going to be like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: Katie Summers, I want to have a slumber party at
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  Speaker 2: your house.
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  Speaker 1: At my house? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: When? I don't know when. That's my thing. One, I
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  Speaker 2: had to ask one, can we have it? So that's
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  Speaker 2: one question. And two is when we have it because
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  Speaker 2: we got a busy schedule for the next.
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  Speaker 1: Month or so. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Especially with Joe's wedding. It's like, how do we navigate that?
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  Speaker 2: And her mom's in town. And your mom's in town.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't want to have a slumber party while
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  Speaker 2: Nancy Pants is over and then She's waking up in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the night while we're playing games in
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  Speaker 2: the living room or taking shots in the living room.
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  Speaker 3: I think that would be really fun.
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  Speaker 2: I agree. Adult sleepovers need to be normalized. I want
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  Speaker 2: to have an adult sleepover because I haven't had one since. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I haven't had one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think.
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  Speaker 3: They exist anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Like as kids?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of parents do not let their kids
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  Speaker 3: sleep over at kids' houses.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Why?
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  Speaker 1: They think they're going to get touched? Yeah, because people
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  Speaker 1: are weird in the streets. Yeah. Wait, really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're afraid of our friends' parents now?
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  Speaker 3: Because you don't know the parents.
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  Speaker 1: Or the parents' friends or their relatives.
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  Speaker 2: Neighbors, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My friend will not let her daughter or son sleep
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  Speaker 4: over at anybody's house. Like, they'll go over and then
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  Speaker 4: when it's getting nighttime and time to go to bed,
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  Speaker 4: she'll go pick them up.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. I didn't even know that that was a thing.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't either.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I'm blind to it all.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: No, seriously.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I never liked sleepovers. I like sleepovers. I like
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  Speaker 1: the idea of sleepovers till about 1 a.m.
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  Speaker 3: Then I'm like, mom, come get me.
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  Speaker 1: Literally. And I'd be like, oh, man, I'm not home. Oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: I miss my home.
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  Speaker 4: I'm traumatized by them because Rachel Eberle, I was spending
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  Speaker 4: the night at her house. We were in the basement
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  Speaker 4: listening to the Spice Girls album and we were dancing.
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  Speaker 3: We go upstairs to go to bed.
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  Speaker 4: I put my feet in my sleeping bag and her cats,
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  Speaker 4: all three of her cats were in my sleeping bag.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, ah!
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  Speaker 3: I would love that. No, I was terrified. Cuddle puddle. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's what I was like, yeah, I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: I can do that. Imagine, 12-year-old Ashley.
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  Speaker 4: Mind you, I didn't have animals, putting my feet in
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  Speaker 4: my sleeping bag, getting ready to go to bed and
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  Speaker 4: I feel all these little furry things going at the
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  Speaker 4: bottom of my feet.
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  Speaker 2: Nah.
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  Speaker 1: I had Eggo waffles one morning when I woke up
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  Speaker 1: after a sleepover, and I did not want to be there.
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  Speaker 1: And I had Eggo waffles, and then I threw up
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  Speaker 1: all over their floor. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: That kicked you out the house, huh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, not the carpet.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Joe's my friend, Joe. He can't come over anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't happy about that. And the other thing
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  Speaker 1: with sleepovers, if people are at your house, then you
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  Speaker 1: feel bad, and you got to stay up with them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want them to fall asleep before you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or after you.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And you can't fall asleep first because they'll put toothpaste
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  Speaker 4: on your face.
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  Speaker 3: They put water. They put a feather and put.
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  Speaker 1: Water on your face.
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  Speaker 2: Or Sharpie you and draw a mustache on you.
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  Speaker 1: And that happened to me once.
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  Speaker 4: That'd be you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Joe would do that. But Joe, it's not like
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  Speaker 2: it was in middle school where when we had middle
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  Speaker 2: school sleepovers, it would be like four guys. But you
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  Speaker 2: would invite one guy just to pick on and bag him.
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  Speaker 2: not nice i know it wasn't nice no one's nice
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  Speaker 2: and was that.
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  Speaker 1: Guy he was right perfect sleepover is at least one
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  Speaker 1: bag oh what does that mean hey pull a bag
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  Speaker 1: you prank.
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  Speaker 4: Him oh just that one kid i thought you like
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  Speaker 4: put a bag over there and i was like what
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  Speaker 4: happened to your.
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  Speaker 1: Sleepover i could be oh god you do the old
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  Speaker 1: don drysdale and fake a kidnapping jesus pull a bag Relax,
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  Speaker 1: it's a bag.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bag.
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  Speaker 3: Our middle school sleepovers were so fun. We'd listen to music.
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  Speaker 3: Do dance routines. Yes, dance routines.
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  Speaker 1: We'd make music videos.
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  Speaker 3: We'd play light as a feather, stiff as a board.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
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  Speaker 3: Where you put your fingers under them. You try to
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  Speaker 3: levitate them. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
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  Speaker 3: It's from The Craft.
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  Speaker 1: It's from, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a game that kids play where one of
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  Speaker 4: the friends lays down flat on the ground and then
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  Speaker 4: everyone circles them and you gently put your fingers underneath
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  Speaker 4: their body.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, oh my God, really?
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  Speaker 3: And then you do light as a fetish, stiff as
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  Speaker 3: a board, and you try to levitate them.
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  Speaker 1: It's like kind of some... Does it work?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, no.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: But back then, you're just like, oh, my God, you're
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  Speaker 3: out here.
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  Speaker 2: It depends how many there were of us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're just lifting them up.
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  Speaker 1: If you had, like, a bunch of chicks, could you... Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Chick sounds weird when talking about... You have
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of little girls.
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  Speaker 2: Girls.
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  Speaker 3: Say girls.
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  Speaker 2: You have a bunch of girls. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You can lift one up? Yeah. Oh, that's actually pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fun. We would play games and listen
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  Speaker 3: to music.
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  Speaker 1: Music. How many people do you think it would take
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  Speaker 1: to lift me up with four fingers apiece? It'd be
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  Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah. It'd be a really tough time.
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  Speaker 3: About eight people on each side.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of men.
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  Speaker 3: Muscles in their index finger.
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  Speaker 1: What type of activities would you want? What would be
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  Speaker 1: the perfect slumber party at Katie's house?
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  Speaker 2: Beer pong? Yes, beer pong for sure. We always love
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  Speaker 2: listening to music at her place too.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, like that.
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  Speaker 3: We play the music video game.
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  Speaker 2: We should have Drew DJ.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: And have a legit house party.
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  Speaker 1: Drew doesn't want to DJ ever. Right.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine, but he'll do it. He's with his friends.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: He'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: And then you don't get her kicked out of her place.
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  Speaker 1: I'm willing to bet really good money he's not willing
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  Speaker 1: to do that. No.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'll throw him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: We can play Mario Kart and Mario Party and all
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  Speaker 2: the Mario games.
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  Speaker 3: We have all those things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You can gator wrestle because she's got a lot of
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  Speaker 4: gators in the backyard.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: No. No sleepover is complete without a gator wrestle.
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  Speaker 2: Here's where we pull the bags, Joe. We pull them
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  Speaker 2: on the kids in the neighborhood that are riding their
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  Speaker 2: bikes too fast. That's all of them. Yeah. Get them
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  Speaker 2: in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Like what? Fake like we're cops and arrest them? No.
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  Speaker 2: Or we could just scare the crap out of them
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  Speaker 2: and dress up and jump out when they're driving.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think there's anything bad about a 31-year-old.
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  Speaker 2: Chasing kids on bikes? You don't think that there's anything
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  Speaker 2: bad about a 12-year-old riding a street-legal bike 15 miles
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  Speaker 2: over the speed limit?
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  Speaker 1: What is worse, that or a random 30-year-old adult Hiding
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  Speaker 1: behind a bush.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to lure.
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  Speaker 1: Him in with candy. And trying to scare him. What
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  Speaker 1: do you think the real police would do when they
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  Speaker 1: show up and you're dressed as a cop? And you say, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to pull a bag on a kid. Or
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  Speaker 1: what we could do.
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  Speaker 3: And they say, do you know this kid? No idea
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  Speaker 3: who he is.
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  Speaker 1: No idea, but he's driving 12 miles over the speed limit, officer.
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  Speaker 3: Citizens arrest.
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  Speaker 2: I have one, Katie, that we can do because I've
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  Speaker 2: seen it on TikTok and Instagram. There's a guy who's
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  Speaker 2: up in the mountains, and he makes, like, bear noises
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  Speaker 2: when people are, like, coming through, and he's, like, jump-scaring them.
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  Speaker 2: What we should do is we should get, like, a
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  Speaker 2: big Bluetooth speaker, hook it up to gator noises, and
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  Speaker 2: then we should, like, put it by kids who are fishing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: What? We got to pull pranks. That's the whole point
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  Speaker 2: of a sleepover. If there's no pranks, then what's the
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  Speaker 2: point of a sleepover?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. What other bags? Do you get any other bags?
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  Speaker 2: A sleeping bag.
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  Speaker 1: And what type of bag could you throw with a
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  Speaker 1: pole with a sleeping bag? By the way, with all
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  Speaker 1: these mentions of the bags, we're typing the bags on you.
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  Speaker 1: Shane Gillis. Story about Bob Euchre. The funniest story.
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  Speaker 2: Of all time. Well, first person who falls asleep, we
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  Speaker 2: got to do sleeping bags. Well, Katie, you can obviously
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  Speaker 2: sleep in your own bed because it's your place. No.
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  Speaker 1: I like air mattresses.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: When I went to sleepovers, they all slept together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: If you had people over at your house for a sleepover, Jed,
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  Speaker 4: you would go to your room and leave your friends downstairs?
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  Speaker 2: No, they would just... You would?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would.
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  Speaker 4: I would.
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  Speaker 1: Towards the end of the night, I'd realize how much
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  Speaker 1: I regret this and I'd need a little bit of space. Hey, Mom,
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  Speaker 1: can you make sure they leave first thing in the morning?
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  Speaker 1: My space is valuable. If I'm around people for too long,
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  Speaker 1: that's why Alyssa is perfect for me because I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a panic attack after I'm with her for too long.
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  Speaker 3: She calms your nervous system.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I have a panic attack, but it's not her fault.
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  Speaker 1: Pulling a bag. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Adult sleepovers. We need to make this happen at Katie's
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  Speaker 2: Summer Shops.
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  Speaker 1: Can you pull a bag on Katie or Sean or
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  Speaker 1: no because it's out of respect to their house?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, well, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: So the bag could be pulled on me. Could be
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  Speaker 1: pulled on Ashley.
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  Speaker 3: Or the dogs.
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  Speaker 1: No. No, you can't pull a bag on a dog.
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  Speaker 3: Wally and Pancake have immunity.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What if we put Joe's hand in, like, a bowl
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  Speaker 3: of ice?
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  Speaker 2: Or was it a bowl of, like, cold? It's a
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  Speaker 2: bowl of warm water. Warm water.
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  Speaker 1: And I pee myself.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, now that I have to clean the dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do. Not if it's in a sleeping bag.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Joe, just blame the dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be great. I threw up at Alex's house.
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  Speaker 1: I'll pee myself at Katie's house. Who's getting pooped on?
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  Speaker 2: You can ding-dong ditch.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're not going to ding-dong.
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  Speaker 2: What? You can't.
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  Speaker 3: They have ring cameras now.
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  Speaker 1: Stop ding-dong ditching after like 10.
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  Speaker 3: You can do it in a.
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  Speaker 1: 10 years old? Yeah, 10 years old.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I used to do it. I would do it
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  Speaker 2: up through high school and college.
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  Speaker 1: I did it yesterday. You ding-dong ditched in college? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I did too. To the.
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  Speaker 1: All right. We're weird, man.
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  Speaker 2: To the one supplier who got a bag on me.
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  Speaker 3: But that's a different... We used to put... This is TMI.
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  Speaker 4: We used to go and get ketchup, put it on pads,
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  Speaker 4: and then we'd slap it on their door.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. That's funny. That's a new one. That's funny. You
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  Speaker 1: ever do the poop in the bag?
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  Speaker 3: No, I've never did that.
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  Speaker 1: It's poop again. Literally, it's the Billy Madison. You poop
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  Speaker 1: in a bag, you leave it at the doorstep, you
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  Speaker 1: light it on fire so that got to step on
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  Speaker 1: it to let it out. Did that one time.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody you knew?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Okay. How'd it go?
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  Speaker 2: Not good.
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  Speaker 1: Parents got called immediately. And I explained to them that
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  Speaker 1: I did not poop in the bag. It was dog poop.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign is next? Maybe we'll workshop this sleepover.
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