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If you could be a dude for a day · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_03: Other than standing and peeing, I want you to try to answer this question.
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  SPEAKER_03: If you could become a guy for a day, what do you think the best part about being a guy for a day would be?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know it's a it's a time you probably weren't expecting this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, it's gotta be I'm I'm sorry, but it has to be something with the uh underneath.
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  SPEAKER_03: The plumbing?
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Although I don't want that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Take all the plumbing away from it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't get to do anything with the plumbing?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, sorry, not this time.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's nothing uh nothing to do with plumbing.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I just want you to choose something that you think would be great if you were able to wake up tomorrow and you're like, uh walk around with my shirt off.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you could still do that as a you clean naked.
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  SPEAKER_03: What do you care?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, but I'm not gonna walk around with my shirt off.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, we were on Seneca Lake at the beach this past weekend, and Zach had his shirt off.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I would I would like to take my shirt off.
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  SPEAKER_03: You you can.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's New York State law.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is true.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let him out.
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  SPEAKER_02: We were also with Zach's kid and and their girlfriend.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_01: Humongous, hungalonga no no logongus.
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  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't gonna be like, hey Cyrus, nice to meet you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dump him out.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you really think it's just like a lot of people.
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  SPEAKER_03: They might like you way more.
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  SPEAKER_01: Twice as much.
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  SPEAKER_01: Humongous hungalonga no no logongus.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, there it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, seriously, if you think, you know, just think of all the, you know, because women have I'm not gonna use the term Oh, I got it.
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  unknown: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love how guys gray, like how their hair gets that salt and pepper thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: So you want to wake up one morning and just be salt and pepper in a dude.
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  SPEAKER_03: And well, yeah, so I don't have to dye my hair.
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  SPEAKER_03: I asked the question.
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  SPEAKER_03: This guy's got women just infuriated because of his one guy skill.
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  SPEAKER_00: One of the best parts about being a dude is that I have to leave to go to the airport in 57 minutes to go on vacation, and I'm gonna start packing right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, listen.
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  SPEAKER_02: So on Saturday, we are going back up to Seneca Lake to an Airbnb with Zach's, a different part of Zach's family.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I started packing yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's like, already?
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  SPEAKER_02: Right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, because I are I already have two of everything.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like I have two deodorants, I have two toothpaste in my one for each pet?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I already started taking my my backups, if you will, packing those away, packed the pajamas, packed the underwear, because you gotta have like 98 pairs of underwear for the five.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you never know what's gonna happen.
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  SPEAKER_03: You really never even to Cleveland, I packed one extra pair.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, one?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm packing five extra pairs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean, okay, there's different humidity in uh male and female uh, shall we say, biology.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you guys don't even think really humidity.
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  SPEAKER_02: Humidity.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_02: You guys don't even think about what you're packing either.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's I feel like there's really no thought in it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you know why I packed in Cleveland the morning that I left?
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't even get me started.