Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Only you can find your bags Kyle! ChatGPT cannot assist with this one!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: John J. Rich's time for the annual. What did Kyle
- 0:02Speaker 1: lose in her house?
- 0:05Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair. I did.
- 0:08Speaker 3: I have lost many things and I put them somewhere,
- 0:11Speaker 3: and I think I'm gonna remember where I put them,
- 0:13Speaker 3: and I don't.
- 0:13Speaker 2: I give you the first example.
- 0:15Speaker 3: I was given a gift to give to my husband
- 0:18Speaker 3: and it was like three months early and I did
- 0:20Speaker 3: not find it til years later when we moved out
- 0:22Speaker 3: of that house.
- 0:23Speaker 2: So I have lost our Santa bags.
- 0:28Speaker 3: So the Santa bags we put out and they're empty,
- 0:31Speaker 3: and then Santa fills them up and it's like, wow,
- 0:33Speaker 3: this is amazing. Right, I don't know where I put
- 0:36Speaker 3: said Santa bags because it's been a few years since
- 0:38Speaker 3: I used them, right since we put them out, and
- 0:42Speaker 3: I have been searching high and low. I've searched every
- 0:45Speaker 3: cabinet in the garage. I've searched every bin that's labeled Christmas.
- 0:49Speaker 3: I even searched the bins that are labeled not Christmas.
- 0:52Speaker 2: I have no idea where these have disappeared to.
- 0:55Speaker 3: I'm convinced Santa took them back to the North Pole
- 0:58Speaker 3: and forgot to give them back to us, because I
- 1:01Speaker 3: have no idea where they are, and it is so
- 1:03Speaker 3: incredibly frustrating because I am a hoarder and I would
- 1:06Speaker 3: not have thrown them away.
- 1:09Speaker 4: It's not me, clear it was me.
- 1:11Speaker 3: So we're getting the decorations out, you know, to put
- 1:14Speaker 3: Christmas up, and.
- 1:15Speaker 2: I'm like, where are those bags?
- 1:17Speaker 3: And I like, I've searched every bedroom in the house.
- 1:21Speaker 3: I don't know where else to search so much so
- 1:23Speaker 3: that I'm like, not like chet GPT will know, but.
- 1:27Speaker 2: Let's just ask chedt GPT.
- 1:29Speaker 4: You ask chat GPT where you could have put these bags? Answer?
- 1:34Speaker 1: What is the question?
- 1:35Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:35Speaker 3: So I said that I had lost the sand bags
- 1:39Speaker 3: somewhere in my house and I needed help to find them.
- 1:43Speaker 3: And I was actually so impressed with how helpful, how
- 1:48Speaker 3: helpful this was, because it was like, there's there's certain
- 1:52Speaker 3: things you need to check that that always is where
- 1:55Speaker 3: you put them, Like check the bins that are not
- 1:57Speaker 3: labeled Christmas. Check the places in the garage that you
- 2:00Speaker 3: maybe check, like a guest room closet, check a hallway closet.
- 2:04Speaker 3: It was telling me all these things checks, So I
- 2:06Speaker 3: went to check all those places. Now, Chat Chipeta did
- 2:09Speaker 3: not help me find said bags, but I still.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Love Checha particular, but I was actually like, it had
- 2:18Speaker 2: really good suggestions. I was honestly kind of impressed with it.
- 2:22Speaker 3: I'm like, you don't even know me, you don't even
- 2:24Speaker 3: know where I live, and you are like suggesting really
- 2:28Speaker 3: genius places to look.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Did you find it?
- 2:30Speaker 5: No?
- 2:30Speaker 1: So when you say Santa bags, are you talking about
- 2:32Speaker 1: like the like when someone has a birthday party and
- 2:33Speaker 1: they get a little bag when they leave the house.
- 2:35Speaker 2: They're like giant bags that you fit.
- 2:36Speaker 4: All the president.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Okay, so you know for a fact you bought them somewhere,
- 2:40Speaker 1: You took them to your home.
- 2:41Speaker 3: You know that they've never been outside of the house
- 2:45Speaker 3: you bought them before.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you know think that someone took them. They
- 2:52Speaker 1: were thrown away at Christmas.
- 2:53Speaker 3: They've got the kids' names on them, and they're like cloth,
- 2:57Speaker 3: so you wouldn't throw them away with like the wrapping paper.
- 3:00Speaker 6: Well, now we're all going to be involved until.
- 3:02Speaker 4: You fight them.
- 3:03Speaker 6: I know.
- 3:04Speaker 3: It's like I go home and I know I have
- 3:06Speaker 3: ten thousand things to do, and all I want to
- 3:08Speaker 3: do is search for these stupid bags.
- 3:10Speaker 1: What happened with you in Black Friday?
- 3:12Speaker 6: Oh?
- 3:13Speaker 3: I was okay, so Black Friday, you know I had
- 3:16Speaker 3: this school of being done with Christmas shopping. So Black Friday,
- 3:19Speaker 3: I was convinced I am getting all the shop and done.
- 3:22Speaker 3: I stayed up till midnight, right, and I'm kind of delirious,
- 3:25Speaker 3: but I'm like, I'm determined to shop. So yesterday I
- 3:29Speaker 3: was like, I don't really know what I actually bought
- 3:31Speaker 3: A black friend.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Black hilarious.
- 3:37Speaker 3: I got to go through my emails and see like
- 3:39Speaker 3: which purchases were actually confirmed and which ones I just
- 3:42Speaker 3: think I did in my head, so I actually can
- 3:44Speaker 3: cross off gifts off the.
- 3:46Speaker 2: List that I have to get.
- 3:48Speaker 3: And so I went back into my email and I
- 3:50Speaker 3: knew that I had taken advantage of this this great
- 3:53Speaker 3: deal Kendrick Scott had. They had two for sixty two
- 3:56Speaker 3: necklaces for sixty dollars, and their stuff's usually like fifty
- 3:59Speaker 3: to one hundred fifty bucks a piece, so that was
- 4:02Speaker 3: a great deal.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Well, I went back in my emails and guess.
- 4:05Speaker 3: What, they had canceled my order out of nowhere for
- 4:09Speaker 3: no reason like I.
- 4:10Speaker 4: Had with you in the Starbucks cover.
- 4:12Speaker 2: So I literally start reading the email. I'm searching for
- 4:15Speaker 2: like why would they cancel this order?
- 4:17Speaker 3: I don't understand, and it's like email service at blah
- 4:20Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah.
- 4:21Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm going to email the service at.
- 4:23Speaker 3: So I email start emailing back and forth with a
- 4:25Speaker 3: service member and they say it looks as if the
- 4:28Speaker 3: order was canceled because the store you were going to
- 4:30Speaker 3: pick it up at with ran out of that particular item.
- 4:34Speaker 2: But I'm like, go ahead and say that in the
- 4:36Speaker 2: email I said. She's.
- 4:38Speaker 3: I was like, well, can I still possibly take advantage
- 4:40Speaker 3: of that deal, either with something else or another way?
- 4:44Speaker 2: And so she's like, you can reorder.
- 4:46Speaker 3: It on the website right now and then have it
- 4:49Speaker 3: shipped instead of picking it up at the store, and
- 4:51Speaker 3: then maybe they'll have more a better chance of actually
- 4:53Speaker 3: having that in stock. And I'm like, okay, but right
- 4:56Speaker 3: now on the website, the Cyber Monday deal is not
- 4:59Speaker 3: as good as the Black Friday deal. Like these necklaces
- 5:02Speaker 3: were thirty bucks apiece, another forty five bucks apiece.
- 5:05Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, right, I know.
- 5:07Speaker 3: And so she said, email me the order number and
- 5:11Speaker 3: I'll do a price adjustment a lot.
- 5:13Speaker 4: So there we go.
- 5:14Speaker 2: So I ordered off.
- 5:15Speaker 4: That's good.
- 5:15Speaker 2: I emailed the order number and I have not heard back.
- 5:20Speaker 4: Would you had a Black Friday email? What's your problem
- 5:22Speaker 4: with that?
- 5:22Speaker 6: My problem is, don't email me with your five percent
- 5:26Speaker 6: off on Cyber Monday. No, I want seventy five percent off,
- 5:30Speaker 6: and I want the whole store statewide or sight wide,
- 5:34Speaker 6: the like the ten five percent off. That's not going
- 5:36Speaker 6: to get my attention. Don't even bother send to me.
- 5:38Speaker 6: I got enough junk in my email. Pretty much anything
- 5:41Speaker 6: that I've ever walked by in my entire life, there's
- 5:43Speaker 6: an email to buy it on Cyber Monday.
- 5:47Speaker 3: I said that for all of the text messages because
- 5:49Speaker 3: I wanted the extra ten percent off or whatever. We
- 5:52Speaker 3: were getting in the car to head up north and
- 5:54Speaker 3: my car my phone connected to Scott's Bluetooth.
- 5:57Speaker 2: He's driving, and all of a.
- 5:58Speaker 3: Sudden it's like ping, ping, your blowing up on like
- 6:02Speaker 3: Black Friday deals.
- 6:04Speaker 6: And then if I go to your site, you don't
- 6:06Speaker 6: have a Cyber Monday deal. What's wrong with you? Hey Barbara,
- 6:09Speaker 6: good morning, Hi.
- 6:11Speaker 5: Dare how are you?
- 6:12Speaker 1: What's going on?
- 6:14Speaker 5: Well? I have an idea for Cryal to find her
- 6:16Speaker 5: fana bag. Yes I am not Catholic, but my mom
- 6:21Speaker 5: pretended like she was. So when she couldn't find something,
- 6:26Speaker 5: she did the whole, Saint Anthony.
- 6:27Speaker 3: Yes, I was not to say, Anthony, what is that?
- 6:30Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, Saint Anthony, Saint Anthony, please come around. My
- 6:36Speaker 5: Santa bags are lost and can't be found, and then
- 6:40Speaker 5: and then they will magically appear.
- 6:44Speaker 2: I like the rhyme. Yeah, I like the fact that
- 6:45Speaker 2: it rhymes. I feel like that it'll be easy to remember.
- 6:47Speaker 1: I'm Catholic, I grew up Catholic, and I don't know
- 6:49Speaker 1: any of that.
- 6:50Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I.
- 6:51Speaker 6: Still do it in my head anytime I misplaced something,
- 6:53Speaker 6: I say to Saint Anthony.
- 6:55Speaker 1: So I do.
- 6:56Speaker 5: I do it all the time. And I was Mormon
- 6:59Speaker 5: for a minute and now I'm I'm just Christian and
- 7:01Speaker 5: I still do it.
- 7:02Speaker 1: What can you say it again?
- 7:03Speaker 4: Can you say the prayer? Barbara?
- 7:05Speaker 2: Yes?
- 7:05Speaker 5: St Anthony. St Anthony, please come around. My Santa bags
- 7:09Speaker 5: are lost and can't be found.
- 7:11Speaker 2: Come around, Anthony Anthony. My Santa bags, wait, are lost.
- 7:16Speaker 2: You can't be found.
- 7:17Speaker 4: You need to be found, and then you're going.
- 7:19Speaker 5: To win an Yeah, Sant Anthony, St Anthony, please come around.
- 7:24Speaker 5: My Fanta bags are lost and can't be found.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Saint Anthony, please come around. My Santa bags
- 7:30Speaker 2: are lost. I cannot be found.
- 7:31Speaker 6: But St Anthony, don't look at me. Don't look at
- 7:33Speaker 6: the bins that say not Christmas, because they're not even
- 7:35Speaker 6: in there, Saint Anthony.
- 7:36Speaker 4: So even bother with those not in there.
- 7:39Speaker 1: You saying anything can help can get rid of the
- 7:41Speaker 1: bags that the bags under my eyes.
- 7:45Speaker 4: Thanks Barbara, You're welcome.
- 7:47Speaker 5: Have a great day, guys.
- 7:48Speaker 1: So would you say, at this moment you've officially done it,
- 7:51Speaker 1: say let's give a second.
- 7:53Speaker 4: Let's I think you should officially say it so it goes.
- 7:55Speaker 1: We have to be in the house right, just just
- 7:57Speaker 1: just try to just hear.
- 7:58Speaker 2: It, just because you want him around like I don't,
- 8:00Speaker 2: and I'm here at the station.
- 8:00Speaker 1: What if you say it here and all of a
- 8:03Speaker 1: sudden they're back there?
- 8:04Speaker 4: You never know?
- 8:05Speaker 1: Just say just officially, could count the three reset and
- 8:09Speaker 1: say it.
- 8:09Speaker 3: Okay, Saint Anthony, Saint Anthony, I need you around, my
- 8:13Speaker 3: Santa bags are lost and need.
- 8:15Speaker 2: To be found. Please come around. I feel like there
- 8:18Speaker 2: should be some sort of sound.
- 8:19Speaker 4: Effect like okay, you can't do it, dude again uninterrupted?
- 8:22Speaker 1: Go ahead?
- 8:23Speaker 4: What I just did it on underd But then she
- 8:24Speaker 4: said she corrected you.
- 8:26Speaker 2: What did I do wrong? Please come around. Yes, I
- 8:29Speaker 2: need to have manners. Okay, Saint Anthony, Saint Anthony, please
- 8:32Speaker 2: come around. My Santa bags are lost and cannot be found.
- 8:36Speaker 2: Oh my god, there you go.
- 8:40Speaker 4: I don't talk about me. I bet he's Italian. I
- 8:45Speaker 4: did do a cyber Monday thing yesterday.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Uh, and it's uh it's a two parter and I
- 8:51Speaker 1: only got the second part. But I went and purchased
- 8:54Speaker 1: the Sleep eight mattress.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Finally, finally you did a congratulations.
- 8:59Speaker 1: I mean, we talked about that thing like five years
- 9:01Speaker 1: ago with your lover, and like back then when we
- 9:03Speaker 1: talked to your brother in law about the sleep Bait mattress,
- 9:05Speaker 1: there was only one. Now there's five. So the new
- 9:07Speaker 1: one is called the Sleep eight Pod five. I bought it,
- 9:10Speaker 1: but we can't We're not going to put it on
- 9:11Speaker 1: until we get a new mattress because it goes over
- 9:13Speaker 1: your mattress. Oh okay, but our mattress we've had for
- 9:16Speaker 1: like fifteen years and it sucks. It's a temper Peedick.
- 9:18Speaker 1: It's great. I love the Tempo Peic, but now we
- 9:20Speaker 1: need a new mattress.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Why not just put it on top of that mattress.
- 9:22Speaker 1: She doesn't want to do that. I don't lie. Oh,
- 9:24Speaker 1: because there's a dip. There's like a bait cave between
- 9:27Speaker 1: her side and my side. So she wants to wait. Now.
- 9:30Speaker 4: The thing is, we don't have the sleep bait yet.
- 9:33Speaker 4: I don't know what's coming.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Plus, I also bought that giant TV that Kyle's husband
- 9:36Speaker 1: text me yesterday, like in four and afternoon. He's like, hey, man,
- 9:39Speaker 1: I can help you put that TV up on your wall.
- 9:41Speaker 4: It's the only thing I'm good at.
- 9:44Speaker 3: He's very good at a lot of things. Is also
- 9:47Speaker 3: very good. He literally is awesome at hanging TV's.
- 9:50Speaker 6: I'm so excited.
- 9:52Speaker 4: This talent which is out. I could really hang up
- 9:55Speaker 4: a TV.
- 9:56Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like, he should have me hang that TV,
- 9:58Speaker 3: and like you would actually be very good at it.
- 10:01Speaker 3: And he's been texting you about a bike that he
- 10:03Speaker 3: sold you about to day that he wants to buy back,
- 10:05Speaker 3: and I was.
- 10:05Speaker 2: Like, this could be it. This the bike is the
- 10:08Speaker 2: fee to hang the TV.
- 10:11Speaker 6: Rhyme again, it's so exciting that you got one hundred
- 10:13Speaker 6: each TV. But I've been telling friends of mine about
- 10:15Speaker 6: your TV purchase. He kept one hundred each.
- 10:17Speaker 4: I just don't really have anywhere to put it. Just yet.
- 10:19Speaker 1: So it's going to be probably in a box for
- 10:20Speaker 1: a long time unless and we'll see how long the
- 10:22Speaker 1: box in the room gets on my wife's nerves before
- 10:25Speaker 1: we have to open to.
- 10:26Speaker 2: Put it in the kids play room.
- 10:27Speaker 1: I will, but I have to take the TV's off
- 10:29Speaker 1: the playroom.
- 10:29Speaker 4: I have got kids.
- 10:30Speaker 1: I figure where they go. Let they go. I told
- 10:32Speaker 1: I was like stickam bathrooms. I go, there's three TVs.
- 10:35Speaker 1: We can give each TV to a kid when they
- 10:36Speaker 1: move out, as I was warning present. Yeah, but the
- 10:39Speaker 1: TV's already ten years old. It's okay, they still work.
- 10:41Speaker 2: I'll still take it.