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Episode 98: Lucky Charms · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello Freddie ahead of another episode of Dumb and Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: and it's my sad duty to inform you all that
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  Speaker 1: Chuck Norris has finally gone and at an af day
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  Speaker 1: with undertaking. I didn't know Chuck Norris, but I had
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  Speaker 1: a labor one time called Norris from uproad. Any tools
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  Speaker 1: I needed? I check? Hey Norris, Chuck us up a
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  Speaker 1: lump ammer. Anyways, enjoy, I'll see thee.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Tom and Jerry Show. Welcome you back
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  Speaker 2: to your regular schedule programming. We can't get away with
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  Speaker 2: another omnibus edition this week time. We have to actually
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  Speaker 2: record a full episode.
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  Speaker 1: It would be ac indo bollocks. But to be fair,
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  Speaker 1: to be fair to us, but you're not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: say sure you're not. But to be fair to us,
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  Speaker 1: we don't do it too often. And there and some
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  Speaker 1: well known podcasts out there there that trot out out
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  Speaker 1: the stuff left right and center. But at least there
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  Speaker 1: was a point to our drinking getting drunk, and we
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  Speaker 1: had just it with people enjoying it going nice nice
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  Speaker 1: one for the throwback.
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  Speaker 2: Lets you know like a good pind againness Tom, it
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  Speaker 2: went down real smooth. How are you all keeping everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jerry McBride. That is Tom. O'Mahoney, we didn't record
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  Speaker 2: an episode last week. Thank you all very much for
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  Speaker 2: chiming in on our old drinking stories that we put
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  Speaker 2: out as to make good. I think we might have
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  Speaker 2: a few more of them down the way. Tom, you
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  Speaker 2: know we're gonna keep shoe in the back cheer.
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  Speaker 1: It's when you go back through it. I was shuddering
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  Speaker 1: just listening to the stories because I had to go
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  Speaker 1: back through season five. Anybody wants to have againder back
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  Speaker 1: through the yester years. If this is your first outing
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  Speaker 1: with Tom and Jerry and the damn near one hundred
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  Speaker 1: episodes of this this new I suppose take on Tom
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry.
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  Speaker 2: The current iteration of them.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus, jer when you're listening back to him, like fuck,
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  Speaker 1: hell did I not die seventeen thousand times?
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  Speaker 2: Like I'll tell you. When you listen back to the
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  Speaker 2: old episodes, Tommy, you're like, Jesus, why did we record
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  Speaker 2: for four hours at a time?
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  Speaker 1: I know, but look, you you live, and you learn.
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  Speaker 1: You need to learn to tighten things up. It's so
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  Speaker 1: funny out time to change. I'm so proud of myself.
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  Speaker 1: I was in Goldway the weekend. Thank you everybody, to
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  Speaker 1: the lovely people that sold out the town Hall theater
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  Speaker 1: for me. You were fucking lovely. But I was so
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  Speaker 1: tempted yanker for chocolate, and I've been offul then. This
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  Speaker 1: is where I'm at now from the drinking stories. Back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, I was hanging for chocolate like a
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  Speaker 1: pregnant yeack, I do want to chocolate. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it was. I was getting offers of chips left,
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  Speaker 1: right and center. Got myself a bag of chips, but
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  Speaker 1: I abstained and I passed ninety four Petro stations on
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  Speaker 1: the way home. And we know petro stations are full
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  Speaker 1: of two things petal diesel. That's two things, and the
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  Speaker 1: third thing is chocolate and chocolate. Yes, like you ain't
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  Speaker 1: getting sasidious.
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  Speaker 2: Tom, It's like you don't want a bar, you want
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  Speaker 2: two bars for a five or two bars? You think
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  Speaker 2: I'm saving one of them to the morning.
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  Speaker 1: That'll get me to the next for a Petro station
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  Speaker 1: or that? Or would you? Are you sure you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to like an eleven your chocolate part of the
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  Speaker 1: size of a car door because you've got a long
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  Speaker 1: journey ahead of the Tom, like we you know what
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  Speaker 1: I do need the energy, but no I abstained. I abstained.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. That's where I'm at your That's what.
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  Speaker 2: I I Your stead, buddy, I made it up in
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  Speaker 2: your stead. I had like a fool. Last week I
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  Speaker 2: was away on a on a family holiday to New York,
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  Speaker 2: New York, and I just want to give a shout
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  Speaker 2: out to the Monahan Society of New York for her
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  Speaker 2: letting me and my family march with them in the
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  Speaker 2: New York Saint Patrick's Day Parade.
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  Speaker 1: Why you were adorable? You were adorable, big Irish hits
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  Speaker 1: like you looked like you were plants like you. If
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  Speaker 1: if Americans drew drew Irish people in the smile in
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  Speaker 1: this albu you were so smiley and wavy and it
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  Speaker 1: was adorable.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Tom. I gotta tell you, if you
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  Speaker 2: were along, if you were in the crowds, the hundreds
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  Speaker 2: of thousands of people that crowded up and down Fifth Avenue,
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  Speaker 2: and you were looking at the Saint Patrick's Day Parade
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  Speaker 2: and you said yourself, fuck me, that's very like your
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  Speaker 2: man McBride. It was.
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  Speaker 1: It was just some American actor just done up to
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  Speaker 1: look like Jerry.
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  Speaker 2: McBride, Yeah, exactly what about? Hey what hi? And then
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  Speaker 2: I left the parade and went on to eat a
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  Speaker 2: six thousand calorie meal. New York. Hell of a time.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you, Tom, the Pogues weren't lying.
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  Speaker 2: The fucking wind goes right through your buddy.
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  Speaker 1: It sticks you to the ground, you know the way
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  Speaker 1: You're somethingle here going ah, yes, well it's minus twenty
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  Speaker 1: voter at home, but it's a different cold. It does
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  Speaker 1: not hurt your body. Well, okay, we'll take Eastern Europeans
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  Speaker 1: at the world. But I don't care what anybody says.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever's going on in New York, Philadelphia, Boston and Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: nobody should be there through those months.
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  Speaker 2: It's great, it's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine back in the day when it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: even warm stuff to be wearing? There were hardy people,
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  Speaker 1: as say back then, hence why mostly Irish people stayed there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is the two Yeah, we came over from
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  Speaker 2: the Blaskins and we're like mild.
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  Speaker 1: Out, miles out, sweating bullets here in this minus night.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how to make themselves feel better about
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  Speaker 1: the cold? Over there? They still use fahrenheit. Oh it's
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  Speaker 1: thirty two degrees. Okay, all right, that's that's still for comparison.
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  Speaker 2: That's yeah, exactly, that's that's the kind of temperature that
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  Speaker 2: we hang meat at over Home Career, Tom. It is
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  Speaker 2: with the merging, funny to say it is with the
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  Speaker 2: merging of America and Ireland like we had last week.
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  Speaker 2: It carries over into this week's show. It becomes part
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  Speaker 2: of the big news that we kick every show off with. Folks.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking about the scuttle bought, the re raw, the weekly,
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  Speaker 2: what have you. This is a very complicated case, mad
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  Speaker 2: You know, a lot of Ian's, a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of what have you, and a lot of
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  Speaker 2: strands to keep.
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  Speaker 1: In my head, man, things I've gotten out of hander
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  Speaker 1: And who would have thought? What nation would possibly have
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  Speaker 1: taken a situation that was already a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: pain in the hole and made it twice as worse
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  Speaker 1: by culturally appropriating another situation.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom, it's it's some people look for.
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  Speaker 1: Trouble, they do, and none better than the US.
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  Speaker 2: The US. No I didn't. I didn't know this why
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  Speaker 2: I was in America, but I heard it on my
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  Speaker 2: way back, and I said it to Tom and the
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  Speaker 2: face fell of them. What are we talking about? Everybody?
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  Speaker 1: Will?
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  Speaker 2: You?
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  Speaker 1: Messaged me? And literally my reply was they want to
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  Speaker 1: cut that out fucking straight away. That was my exact reply.
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  Speaker 1: And what essentially has happened. And no, America haven't started
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  Speaker 1: another war somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Else, honestly, Yeah you want to cut that out as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they would, But this is them just just over
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  Speaker 1: each and just be over the top of Americans when
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  Speaker 1: things and we do. We do have relatives there, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. I lived in the place for
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  Speaker 1: a while. I like it, but you need to cut
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  Speaker 1: this ship out bad enough. Through Christmas chare that we
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  Speaker 1: had this elf on the shelf shit going on up
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  Speaker 1: and down the globe. Now Americans have decided, well, an
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  Speaker 1: American toy manufacturer, not out or whatever whatever you'd call it,
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  Speaker 1: have trends that are moneymaker capitalists, all probably made in
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  Speaker 1: Asia or somewhere. But they're now jumped on the bandwagon
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to lead up to Saint Patrick's Day,
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  Speaker 1: and they've decided to get not the help in the shelf,
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  Speaker 1: but the leprecaun acting the ballacks.
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  Speaker 2: They have Elf in the shelfed Leprechauns, a game that
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  Speaker 2: is spreading throughout kindergartens and primary schools in America, whereby,
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  Speaker 2: if you leave out a trap for a leprechaun on
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  Speaker 2: Saint Patrick's Day, you may not trap the leprechaun, but
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  Speaker 2: when you check the trap in the morning, you will
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  Speaker 2: find sweeties, maybe a couple of dollars, like box of
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  Speaker 2: Lukie charms, whatever it might be. Number One, it's more
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  Speaker 2: unnecessary shit for parents to do. There's the Easter Bunny,
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  Speaker 2: there's fucking tooth fairies and Santa and Elf on the shelf.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's looking for another job to do as a parent, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: and now all of a sudden we have to orchestrate
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  Speaker 2: traps for leprechauns. But Tom, it's the least of our
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  Speaker 2: worries that parents have more to do. There's something far,
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  Speaker 2: far more worrisome, Clay here.
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  Speaker 1: What there is? Because not only are they it's not
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  Speaker 1: that they're not just leaving at that, because of course
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  Speaker 1: families have taken on. They're they're going with the whole
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  Speaker 1: fucking thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's no sense in doing things by halves
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  Speaker 2: to be better than the next family up there.
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  Speaker 1: They're all give like they're like they're staying in character.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking to this reporter like a leprechauns showed up
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  Speaker 1: there has on Sundays two Sundays ago and have been
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  Speaker 1: causing me him ever since. Mike Newman, Fuck you, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: fuck you. He so by all accounts, Oh he died,
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  Speaker 1: dyed the dog's hair green. He was a.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do pranks. It's elf on the shelf.
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  Speaker 1: In the green outfit.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Now, you keep on pushing, pushing
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  Speaker 1: the buttons Americans, and you think that's going to be okay.
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  Speaker 1: But you have clearly not listened to the Tom and
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  Speaker 1: Jerry episode when it came to pish Oaks because you're fucked.
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  Speaker 1: If you you can, you can test it all you want,
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  Speaker 1: but between loan bushes and these fellows and the fairy folk,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not pushing this one. There. This I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Even if he finds out about it. It's novel, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care. I'll give him. I'll let him listen to
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  Speaker 1: our Pits episode. I don't care that we we course
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  Speaker 1: swear every two sentences. I'll let him listen to it
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  Speaker 1: and then he can make his own mind up if
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  Speaker 1: he wants to draw that kind of trouble down to
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  Speaker 1: top of him.
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  Speaker 2: We want to say for new listeners of the Tom
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry Show, but the official line of Tom O'Mahony
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry McBride is that we do not fully one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent believe in little folk, leprechauns, fairies, the fay
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  Speaker 2: folk and the other kin. But with that being said,
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  Speaker 2: we know to stay the fucking right side.
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  Speaker 1: Of them one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: Do I believe in it? No? Am I gonna chop
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  Speaker 2: down a loan brush?
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  Speaker 1: Also, no, there you go. So it's a there's a
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  Speaker 1: duplicity there in in action. Jer It's as well to
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  Speaker 1: live at the fuck alone, because.
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  Speaker 2: You think, for a second, Tom, I'm laying out a
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  Speaker 2: trap for a leprechaun. You've another thing coming.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there are a handful of things that they want
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  Speaker 1: to most definitely have been known for. And this I
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  Speaker 1: mean listen oral traditions from down through the years. Like
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  Speaker 1: people tend to take the Native Americans deadly serious when
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  Speaker 1: they've got seventy two words for Bigfoot, right exactly? Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, well let's keep looking for Bigfoot. And in
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  Speaker 1: a real case, the Irish have been around for nearly
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  Speaker 1: as long. I mean, if you if you really look
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  Speaker 1: back into we've been around for thousands of years or
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  Speaker 1: a Celtic carry on and all the rest of long
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  Speaker 1: before organized religion got here. And these fellows were talked
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  Speaker 1: about long before that. And I mean even still, there
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  Speaker 1: is no nice part. And I don't not talk about
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  Speaker 1: Darbio gilland there's no nice part of these lads that.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about, mister America. My god, that Leprecaun came
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  Speaker 2: around and died. Okay. A Leprechaun is not coming around
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  Speaker 2: to die your dog's hair green. Okay. A Leprechaun is
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  Speaker 2: not King Brian from Darbio Grill. Like a leprechn is
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  Speaker 2: an evil.
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  Speaker 1: Spir yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They don't mess around.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing. Like they they're spiteful, like
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  Speaker 1: they are known. They will just plague you for what
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  Speaker 1: you believe is bad luck. You go out to the car,
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  Speaker 1: fucking tires punctures, right, that's the first start of it.
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  Speaker 1: You go back, keep snapped in the lock. Fuck you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? The shoes one of your shoes
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  Speaker 1: go missing. These are all just light hearted things, and
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like good crack. You know what I mean, Ash,
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  Speaker 1: it's on even a crack.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's only a minor inconvenience until they keep coming.
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  Speaker 1: But they will keep coming, and there is no there
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  Speaker 1: is no What we're to believe is there's absolutely no
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  Speaker 1: there's no worry about full on retaliation from these well
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  Speaker 1: as like they don't there. They will win, that's the answer.
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  Speaker 1: They will always win on the on these occasions. So
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  Speaker 1: if you have been fucking about one or even a
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  Speaker 1: representation of one, there's every possibility that you've pissed one off.
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  Speaker 1: And as the Jerry said about cutting down the lone
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  Speaker 1: bush or you know, you cut down a white horn
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  Speaker 1: or black torn or whatever. If you see two of
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  Speaker 1: them that can see each other and you decide I'm
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  Speaker 1: taking one that because these are the gateways, and you
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  Speaker 1: are like your animals will die. You think dying it green?
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  Speaker 1: How about it just dying?
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  Speaker 2: How about it just dying? Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: And we've we've gone through this before in previous episodes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not afraid of these guys, Tom, We're not afraid
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  Speaker 2: of them. We just kind of have a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of sense to not you know, invoke them. For example, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: I know that if you break a mirror you don't
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  Speaker 2: get seven years bad luck. But you don't see me
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  Speaker 2: going through Ikia with hammers. No, there you go smacking
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  Speaker 2: mirrors for the crack of it. I'll avoid the breaking
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  Speaker 2: of a mirror if it's all possible. Well, that's because
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  Speaker 2: why would you bring it upon yourself?
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, exactly why would you bring it upon upon yourself?
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  Speaker 2: And you've known plenty of digger men, Tom that when
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  Speaker 2: asked to dig up a fairy foth or dig up
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  Speaker 2: a loan bush, they'll just turn around, can't you be?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And you go. And I know people who listen to
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  Speaker 1: actually there only you know uneducated cultures. And when you're like,
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: well that uneducated cultures sitting into their brand new land cruise.
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  Speaker 1: So you know what I mean. If he's able to
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  Speaker 1: get there in life, I'm all right, he's done everything
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  Speaker 1: right so far.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to tell you, like, you know, twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Grand machine and an eighty grand JEP sitting beside him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take his word for grant.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you another one again. Tom. You
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  Speaker 2: tell me to cut down a lung bush, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to tell you a story that I heard about when
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  Speaker 2: I was small, about how someone cut down a lung
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  Speaker 2: bush and woke up every night with torns in his bed.
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  Speaker 2: Did that happen? No? Did it scare me for life? Absolutely? Tom, Absolutely,
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  Speaker 2: you don't mess with wee byes.
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  Speaker 1: No. Well, I mean if if you are trying to
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  Speaker 1: push it, they'll they will come back like they've They're
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  Speaker 1: known for ruining all the food throughout the house. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's just an easy thing to.
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  Speaker 2: Which in America is a push because it's ninety percent
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  Speaker 2: ruined to begin with.
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  Speaker 1: It is, or it's absolutely full of preservatives, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, And it's it's tasteless and it's start with.
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  Speaker 1: But you can also like they can cast malicious curses, spells,
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  Speaker 1: mysterious diseases can be brought down upon you. I mean
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  Speaker 1: suddenly your head the goat of human doing your five
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  Speaker 1: day day. The next you know, and you've got corlito.
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  Speaker 2: You've got a dose of the o chakracies.
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  Speaker 1: Miniscus is starting to play up, you know, Tennis, elbow,
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  Speaker 1: bad hip, all this ship. It's as well to stay
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  Speaker 1: clear of these things like elf on a shelf. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you're still you know, if you dug enough, like it's
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  Speaker 1: an elf, you know, representation of a water sprite, you know.
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  Speaker 2: With your shadow of a dead Tom. I got to
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  Speaker 2: tell you that the elf on the shelf, the elves
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  Speaker 2: that are Santa's helpers are almost certainly some sort of
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  Speaker 2: Germanic cramp at demons.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're freaking imput the devil kind of things
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  Speaker 2: that that that that are like malicious. But they've been.
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  Speaker 1: You know, cartoonized and.
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  Speaker 2: Metellized Igain through the years, and they're trying to do
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  Speaker 2: the same with lapacauns, and I got it. I gotta
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  Speaker 2: wish them the best in the future endeavors. But like you,
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  Speaker 2: I cannot see one single Irish household ever ad up
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  Speaker 2: in this shit. Although mind you, I said that about
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: el from the shop ten years agoing here I am
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  Speaker 2: every goddamn Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is is the kids will see it, and
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  Speaker 1: the kids of today aren't getting the core frightened out
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  Speaker 1: of them by elderly grandparents. Well I say that, but
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  Speaker 1: my parents have absolutely no problem in scaring. They live
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  Speaker 1: in pit Jesus out.
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  Speaker 2: Device If there are indeed any grandparents over in Ireland
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  Speaker 2: that are as Irish as they claim to be. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm yes, I'm Irish. I'm Irish. Okay, well if you are,
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: then you need to sit your family down and say, lads,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: there's a reason we're afraid of the dark.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, elves are Scandinavian from origin, they say. And again,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: our spiteful little bastards, biteful bastards. Yeah, who will not
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: play they Yeah?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: It's it's something you draw in trouble on yourself. Don't
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: have killed people, it would seem that have crossed our
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: paths wrongly or rightly.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: What what is an elf other than a Swedish leprechaun?
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: There you go?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and ikea leprechaun.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Nikea leprecaun. Tom, I gotta tell you we're gonna move
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: on with the show here a little bit. But to
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: all our American friends, have at it. Enjoy Saint Patrick's
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Day or Patty's Day as you are known to call it.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: But if you want fool's advice, let me tell you this.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Enough with the lepre con rapt lads, Yeah, because that
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: is enough bad fortune heading your way, you know what
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, you've already poked enough situations.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: That you haven't poked enough bears to begin Oh, by
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: the way, Tom's speaking of bears, we gotta move on
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: to the next segment of the show because, like you know,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: we could have talked about the little lads as being
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: these lads, but we're going to talk about some other
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: lads that came in late. And we like the cut
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: of our jib. Every week on the Tom and Jerry Show,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: we talk about people that don't just be like, oh yeah,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: this lad, it's oh yeah, this lad.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Now there's that guy. And despite the fact that Jerry
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: did a hint of an Australian accent there, we're not
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: going back to Australia for this one.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: This to India and this wasn't that accent tell you
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: that much. Tom and Jerry Show is on shaky enough
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: ground to begin with.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I would there's be a point during this story Jerry's
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: going to accidentally do the accent. Do you know what.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I'm an Indian friend. He loves the accent, he says,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: it's just his is endearing that somebody is far away
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: from from India is giving it a go.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: He's a good not an endorsement. Tom.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Oh no, he's the same guys. You know he's he's
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: a stand up comic, so he's a darkness humor anyway,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: so maybe he's you know.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to stay on the side of caution anyway,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Tom as we head off for this week's This Lad,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: which is indeed in India, specifically the Sambal District, Utar Pradesh,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: if I'm reading this correct, where the farmers have encountered
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: an unfortunate event monkeys do you know.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Here, like we've blight? Do you know what I mean?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: They're different sort of weavils and stuff like that little
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: eat your grain. I mean, India has tough. Sometimes they've
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: got like fact they sometimes you're up against it when
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: fucking monkeys are just appearing and eating.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Your monkeys are appearing. And you know, we're not a
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: very political podcast here on the Tom and Jerry Show,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: just expect more of this, folks. With deforestation, climate change
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: and the whole lot running rampant through India, monkeys are
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: leaving their habitats and moving through agricultural areas where they've
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: never been before and saying, well, why am I in
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: a forest that's either being chopped down, burnt down, or
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: just uncomfortable to be in when I can be several
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: provinces over when all of a sudden there's like all
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: the potatoes and strawberries I can eat, and so be it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: In the Sambo district didn't really have a monkey problem before,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: but they got one now. One hundreds monkeys descended upon
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: the farms in the area Jesus.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: And what was their their their their vegetable of choice
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: was the potatoes.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Potatoes, tom and strawberries. So like I say, you said there,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: it's one thing to have a blight to be walking
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: through your crops and notice stains on the on the
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: leaves like I don't like the look at that, or
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: weevils eating crops on the thing. It's another thing to
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: look out and see monkeys kicking back in the sun.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Jumping into usually poking strawberries, and about the Wexford of India.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Is having a great old time.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: So because because of course, of course, for anybody who's
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: along his history buff or legs, No, that's a stupid
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: shot out of Tom's head. That's where our potatoes are fromer.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Introduced, so i'd imagine.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, same as cattle. Britain and Ireland did
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: not have cattle until well, Walter Rally brought the potato here,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: and cattle were brought over and first to Hereford, hence
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: the Hereford the Hereford.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Right, I always knew Rally brought over potatoes. Yes, correct,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I will hold my hands and say I did not
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: know where he brought them over from there you go, India,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: India was the shit back in the day. They also
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: tried to look after us Jordan the famine by sending
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: over ten thousand they equiding ten thousand pounds in rupees
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: their emperor king at the time, but unfortunately he sent
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: it by the way of Queen Victoria. All right, Okay,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: he's give it out to the poor lads that are starving.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: They will. Yeah, I'm away, I'm off to Vegas for
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: the weekend, Blackpool for the weekend, and put them all
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: and put it all on red.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: You know, I gotta tell you time. We thought we'd
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: get out of a next book in the Brits, but
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: here we are. Anyway, Let's get back to this monkey
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: problem in India. Farmers in the area have tried everything
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: to get rid of these guys, but you couldn't shoot.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Enough from Jared. That's the honest, true not at all.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I challenge you to shoot one tom to be fair
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: to that's a very valid point, because it's one thing
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: to thin plotting along on four legs. But when you've
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: got a monkey that can is happy, just as happy
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: swinging through the fucking air as he is peddling along
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the ground at twenty five miles an hour.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: He's only he's not taller than the potato plants.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Best a look. I mean, he'd want to be full
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: to the rig of spuds before you get it. Get
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: a shot off on him, and if there's one hundred whatever,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have that gun. They're gonna have that gone
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: off you soon enough.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna tell you today, his lads they have
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: tried everything. They have tried banging pots and pans, they
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: have tried just running at them with brooms, and I
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: guess you know it would have taken me, I guess
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: a little bit longer to get here, but they got
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: there quicker than anybody else. They decided that they only recourse,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: the Indian farmers in the province, the only recourse to
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: get against the monkeys.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Let me guess, uh singing the British nation, and.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: You don't make the Tom and Jerry Show. By that
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Tom oh, No, these gentlemen are dressing up as bears
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: and running into the fields, and I have questions. Yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I have a couple of questions. Tom Okay, So these
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: gentlemen are dressing up in bear costumes, which they're my
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: eye look quite just good.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I've googled them here and how they're fairly rudimentary.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Fairly rudimentary. They say that they bought them. I don't
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: know where they bought them from. These look quite they
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: look like the bears in say, if your local school
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: put on goldilocks on the three bears, and these will
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: be the costumes that to put the kids out in.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: No, No, this is the costume that your mother finds
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: out you're one of the bears the night before, yes,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: and cuts up one of your own lads, fucking jackets.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Like the face seems to be made entirely of doctor yep.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: And it doesn't look like a bear, come to be
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: honest with you, now, it looks like a tall monkey.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: That's I wasn't fully sure what was happening with these lads.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: It's but now when I've read that, I'm reading then
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: through it now because I yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, so they dress up as bears, they walk into
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: the field and monkeys by the dozen scatter. They're like,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: fuck the strawberries, lads, let's get out of here.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I wonder who is the lad because there's still I'm
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: reading here, it's groups groups of monkeys up to two
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty times that they're they're fucking organized there.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: They're organized, the monkeys.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: They're not just coming in and eating this bubs and
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: the strabs. They're wrecking the gap as well. They're busting
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: things up. My one and only interaction with the monkey
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: was we were I was doing a land survey using
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I was doing a land survey in a Photo Wildlife
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: park just beside Photo Wildlife Park for a new part
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: of a golf course. Yes, only to hear the news now.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I was using a golf bugget gator at the time
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: to go driving around with this little satellite thing on
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: top of it. And somebody said there's a monkey after
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: getting loose, and I went, is it under on my
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: radio that I had? I went, is that a monkey
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: or a chimp? They want? What's the difference is one
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: would eat us the other is just gonna eat everything else.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: They went yeah, no, I don't think he's gonna eat us.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: It turns out it was a monkey. But they managed
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to corral him. The greenkeepers managed to corral him into
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: the greenkeeper shed, talk him down. There wasn't a thing
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: left in one park, like he put everything in two halves.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: He broke rags, he broke strimmers, he broke all around him,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: the strength of this thing. When ape shit to keep early, Yeah,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: literally flung shit fucking like a dirty protests inside their
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: wrecked everything, bust open bags of seed. And he's only
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: in there five fucking minutes. To be fair, I sat
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: there from one hundred yards back on the eating crips
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: while listening to this unbelievably entertaining thing. They came up, drank, dirt,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: darted him, dragged him off into a trolley and fucked
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: him back in over the head, just drag into But
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: to think, if two hundred and fifty of those little
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: savages showed up, you're fucker.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Oh you're gone. So I guess you know, like I said,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: it might have taken me another six months of trying.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: You would have got there there, I would have got there.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: So we've got these Indian farmers dressed as monkeys a
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: bigger part of dressed as bears, lions and tigers and bears.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: On my they look quite foolish. But by all accounts,
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: the monkeys are terrified them, or at least they're terrified
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: enough to scatter momentarily. The monkeys tom will come back.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: This is the thing. And I think because monkeys are
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: let's be honest, they're not very far away from us.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: No, they're not.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Whatever your beliefs are in evolution, them lads are fair
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: fucking clothes. When you look one of them in the face,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: they're fair close to us.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: They're figuring it out when they see what they first
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: initially think to be a bear coming for them. Next
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: time they're going to look a little bit closer and say,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: hang on to the Tmu tae ganging off that bear.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Time for the costumes to start upgrading as the lads
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: are gone. Absolutely, the upgrades and costumes we need to see,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: like the thing that looked like it was molested fucking
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio and in the Bear Bear. Yeah, in watch
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the Color Reverend. So what was it called?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Not deliberate revenant?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Revenant And it was a strange word.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: The most unrealistic movie ever.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, come on, but yeah, you know, you
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: could easily fight off that bear of course, good of course,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: good chair. Instead he just lay there and just took
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: it like some sort of That's where they need to
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: get to. They need to get to, you know, the
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: sort of thing that is hilariously huge they need.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they what their problem is. They're putting out a
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: man in a bear costume. They want to put two
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: men in a bear costume.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Ye, now you're talking on their show on the shoulders
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: of the other one, like.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: On the shoulders pantomime, donkey kind of ubdrs. I'll be
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: the front now.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: You know, proper roars and proper proper clothes, like I
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: wouldn't do any harm. If you got into a fight
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: with one of them, I can just fucked him up.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? If you could, if
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you could just put the word out there, because those monkeys,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I guarantee you as we speak, are sitting in the
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: near trees, going hold on a second. We heard about
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: these bear things. Is that one of them? Because we're
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: not that much smaller than that dangerous We have said
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: many times on the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I have said it. Tom has backed me up with
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: no argument. Bears ain't ship. Bears ain't ship. You fight
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: a bear, no problem. Yeah, of course you know you will.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: You will overwhelm and fight a bear, no problem. If
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I personally can fight a bear easy, then two to
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: three monkeys can stick and move enough to take a
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: bear down. And it's only a matter of time before
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: they work that out. And the farmers in this district
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: in India have to go back to the drawing board
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: now they do.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Here's we were almost going to talk about it a
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: couple of months back, but there was there was talk
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: in I think it was. It was another It was
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: somewhere in Asia, whether it the Koreans or what they
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: had they were wondering had like this. They had a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: sun bear in do just you remember said it was
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: a sun bear in a compound or whatever. And people
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: are looking on, going that's no more a fucking sunbear
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: and a man the moon. It's a blow dressed the sunbar.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: But the high up and low down are going No.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, I swear to God it is
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: it's it's a sun beear. When I'm just looking to
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: see what, like, what kind of bears they actually have there,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: so they obviously have They have sun bears, which are
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: very very but they're small little fuckers. They're not worth
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: the ship, right. They have the humilation brown bear. Is
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: it going to believable down in the Sambal used to hire,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: used to the fucking Himalayas. Now they have the black.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Bear, which is what I think they're going for here.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, also known as the moonbear, which is a way
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: cooler name shows to everybody.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: He might have changed up my tactic for a moonbear.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're they're they have the slots bear, but
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: that guy, you know, he's only eating termites and fucking
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: So I think they're going for the black bear. And
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I'm just looking at what I'm here is Yeah, they
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: still got a fucking way to go there.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: They got a way to goad this out a little
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: bit here.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like they geez like, in all fairness, them some stupid,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: stupid fucking monkeys.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Those are dumb monkeys and the team I like. I
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: like animals, don't get me wrong, but I'm team Farmer
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: on this one. I want these guys to survive and
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: make a living and all this kind of thing. And
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: as the story goes on to say that this is
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: only a temporary situation. They will get used to the
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: bear costumes. They will come back and eat and not
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: for nothing. As well, with the rated deforestation, land erosion,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: et cetera, more monkeys are going to be spilling out
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: into the countryside. Who knew this was the way the
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: world ends, Tom, We all thought it would be tidal
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: waves and volcanoes and shit. No, no, just displace monkeys
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: soaring through agricultural land, eating up the bread basket of
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I'm holding my hand in the air here like I'm
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: in school. I absolutely saw it going this way. Oh okay,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just I didn't see it going any other way.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Slots bear, So I got that totally wrong. Slot bears
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: are psychopaths. Oh really, Yeah, they're fucking psychopaths. They'll only
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: cause slot bears because they've got really long claws and
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: that's about it. Their teeth are ferrosius. They'll fight a
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: fucking lion. Hey, I've got one for you. How about
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: you just go ahead and get theirself a bear?
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Get a bear.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: This dressing up shit, just feeding fucking monkeys.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: How's that, I gotta tell you? Dressing yourself up as
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: a bear to scare off monkeys is step one on
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: your road to the most embarrassing death ever.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Ah, and you know they're going to take pictures, do
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: As you know, he's yeah, what happened to? What happened Tom? Right?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: You know? He I told him not that he dressed
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: up as a bear to go out and chase the
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: monkeys in the bottle for a while. When he didn't
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: realize that Tom and strawberries for dinner.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: One day, one just jumped on it was a fucking
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: black belt in jiu jitsu and just choked him to
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: the ground in a triangle and the rest just fucking
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: tore him to ribbons, got him down.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: It was academic. After that.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: They could hear him scream for up to an hour.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It was fucking blood curdling.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Well, folks, there we go. We wish them the best
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: in their future endeavors, but we're gonna move on because
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: we've got one last segment of the show to take you,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: fine folks through. Me and Tom are not young gentlemen,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: both mid forties. We've been around since the early eighties,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: seen a lot of shit come on, a lot of
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: shit go, and we look back on how the world
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: has changed for us. In our closing segment, we remember
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: when when I was a young lad twenty or thirty
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: or forty years ago. Tom, It cannot be stated enough
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: that you and I came up in the golden age
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: of action movies. Yep ah, And we're now of an
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: age where some of our action movie heroes are starting
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: to grow old and pass away. We still have our
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: core three still up there, Arnold, Sly and Bruce. Bruce
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: is having his health troubles these days. God love them,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: but they're old men. You've your next tier down, which
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: were your Gale, your Cigals, and your van Ham again
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: getting a little gray. And then you had another lad
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: who could have been this lad, but we said we
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: put him into the last segment and said, who passed
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: away this week at the age of eighty six one
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: of the big action stars of our time, mister Chuck Norris.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Jesus is with a heavy heart. I got that. I
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: got the message from Jerry the other day and I
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: was I literally wrote back and I went, well, I'm
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: glad it's you that told me. Do you know what
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I mean? And not to herself wouldn't have put some
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: sympathy in it, but she would have just written it
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: like effect, you know that kind of way, here's one
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: for the podcast, kind of like you don't understand, Jerry understands.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: It's notped me in my tracks for a moment, you
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: know that kind of way. It was like, there are
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: very few, you know, there's a handful of famous people
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: that I obviously have never met from my childhood where
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: you go, ah, fuck, ah shit when you hear it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: You know, it's the kind of thing and I'm sorry
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: you didn't put a little bit more reverence on his
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: name at the start there, Tom, But I'm gonna be
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: honest with you, I've seen a handful of Chuck Norris
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: movies in my time, because I feel even by the
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: time we came around in the early eighties, stallone and
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Arnold and Bruce were on the rise. They were like
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: the megastars, and Chuck his star had faded by the
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: time I was in nineteen eighty six when I saw
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Delta Force Force for the first time. Yeah, which, by
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: the way, six years of age is way too fucking
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: young to see Delta Force. But by the time I was,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: he was like forty six. In that movie was he
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: forty six, he was he was like an old man
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: at not an old man, but he was an older
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: man at that point in time. So it wasn't that
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: we got him at the peak of his career, but
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: he started in some mighty fine shlock around the time.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: But there was I do remember, and I've talked about
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: this and anytime a movie comes up from from yesteryear
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: when we were small, and much like when you were small,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: you're watching shit that you shouldn't be watching. Yeah, but
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I remember there was again from our bus driver who
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: had a video shop in town. He gave me the
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: poster from and this is a few years old. I
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: was I suppose it was in video at this at
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: the time, but it's got to be the late eighties.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: And because I'm I must have been undertaen. But I
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: remember him giving me the poster to Missing an Action.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Missing an Action.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember going, well, we're definitely watching this, and
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: the outflow was like, we're watching this.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: A shadow over debt. That was the thing, like we
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I saw a Delta Force and I remember Braddock. Missing
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: an Action was another one of the Vietnam movies, and yeah,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: kind of Rambo.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Was that that's what I had version of it, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: And Chuck Norris was in Missing an Action, which was
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: like the shi En version of it, you know what
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, Yeah, which, which is fine and there's a
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: place for that. But I don't know that he was
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: ever you know, I was never like, oh wow, Chuck
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Norris as as a kid, I was just like buying
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: large familiar with the two Chuck Norris movies I watched
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: in my youth were The Delta Force and the kids
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: movie he did called Sidekicks with one of the side
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: from Home Improvements. Yes, no, it was like Karate Kids
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: sort of a thing.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I think that that it wasn't just the density of
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: his beard. My god, I had a dense foliage on
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: his face, but I he didn't have the bulge and muscles,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: even though he stayed fit. And we talked about it,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Chuck and his son selling those fucking and you know,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: the the machines, you know, the that it wasn't the Abroler,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: but he was selling.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: The Chuck Norris training system and the yeah yeah yeah,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: and ship like this.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: He never had the big bulgeon fucking gear. You know.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: He was never full of steroids and say like the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: rest of him, So he didn't stand out for that,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: but he always carried a level of legitimacy to him
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: because he was legit as fun when it came to fighting,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: like he was a legit, you know, a third or
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: fourth then and he could always hark back even though
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: it's before our time. But I remember having been obsessed
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: with Bruce Lee movies as a child because I was
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: into martial arts. And of course I can't no this
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: is I haven't gone Google on this, but it's it
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: was either a return to the dragon, away of the dragon.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: It was the way of the dragon. He was in
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: which is which is a Bruce Ley movie, and not
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: for nothing?
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Who goes hold it? Tod him in the middle of it.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Like Bruce said, And word on the street was he
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: could easily go toe to toe with Bruce and Bruce
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: is one of, you know, the fastest people on earth
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: at the time. But he they fought in was it
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: the Colisseum? I think they fought, yes, but they there
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: was no there was no choreographer in there with them.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: They choreographed themselves. I remember watching the documentary on it and.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Fuck it, we'll do it live.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Well, No, they they stood out themselves. They stepped it
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: up and they went so there was no movie come
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: food coming in. It was just one guy, like two
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: guys who knew what they're gonna look. You make it
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: look good, We're gonna do it well. Over a five
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: day period, they kicked the ship out of each other
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: and it was brilliant. And that's where he's legit. You're
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: kind of going, yeah, that's the one thing he had
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: over all of them.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: The rest of the stars, even the I did watch
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: an interview with Chuck Norris where he was asked about
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: who he thought was was good, and he said, well,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Jeann Claud van Dam is very good. I've trained with
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: John Claude. He's an excellent martial artist, and he's he's
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: good look and good physique and he's got a good
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: career ahead of him. I've trained with him, I know him.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: He's a nice guy. I know Steven Segal and then
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: he just trailed off.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Yes he's an enigma, right, that mad bastard.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Jesus So, so yeah, he'll.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Be on this someday. He will be on this someday.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Everybody's getting on this someday. So yeah, you know, there's
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: a whole bunch of Chuck Norris movies out there, and
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: they all have your typical action movie names a Force
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: of One and I for an eye, lone Wolf McQuaid.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: It's probably one of the great Like if if the
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Simpsons made a movie, you know, I like an action movie,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: that's what it would have been called Lone Wolf McQuaid.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: But was that kind of the early the nxues of
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: like Walker Texas Ranger.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Walker Texas Ranger was born out of I want to
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: say yes. I want to say that because Walker Texas
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Ranger came along Tom Again, we would have been teenagers
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: around about the time of that, and it ran for
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: like fucking eight years.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I I liked what I saw.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I saw a few episodes, but I watched one episode
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: of Walker Texas Ranger, and I'll tell you how. I'll
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: tell you how. It's why that sticks with me that
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I've watched one episode of the Walker Texas Ranger. I
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: watched one episode where he's like there's a fucking school
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: boast with kids on it and he's trying to like
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: rescue them and all this kind of shit, and I
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: kind of passed no remarks, but it was what it was.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: But then like the next year on Friends, it was
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: a joke like Ross says to Monica, hasn't gone out
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: with anyone for a while, and the kind of slagger
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: a bit goes like, hey, by any chance, mincha what
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: happened on Walker Texas Ranger didn't And she goes, oh wow,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: it was great Walker say this school boast full of
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: kids and it just shows that she hasn't been outside
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: the house in six weeks. And I was like, motherfucker,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I've seen that episode. That's the one episode I've seen.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I always just stuck with me. Here's the thing, right,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Chuck North. Yeah, the best thing we can say about
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: his acting is that you could always see his face.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: That's about it. Yeah, it was he never he kind
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: of looked directly away from the camera. He knew that much.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: He he got to legendary status for nearly some of
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: the wrong reasons in the way that but he he
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: he got anointed as being a legend a living and
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you know, an anointed legend when he showed up. I
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: think he showed up in expendables too, and it was
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: it was a very cool moment because it's still one
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: ran that ship and he knew who to bring in
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: like he brought in that lunder, and he brought in
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Jason States, and he was a big get.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: He was like, you know, a big can get everybody,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: but they're not going to get Chuck because most he said,
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Chuck Norris at that stage was nearly seventy years of age.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Fucker could barely walk.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: They're all larger that stage. They were all just cranked
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: on t RT and fucking steroids. Like, let's be honest,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: But he much in all his people would would you know,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: joke about Chuck Norris? And did he ever make a
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: good movie? Did he ever make a good TV show?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I still think all the way back to he did
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: one called Coda Silence. I remember that wasn't terrible, But
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I still think getting to fight Bruce that was it
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: that that locked you in. And he didn't fall away
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: into total obscurity like a lot of guys did. He
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: He got the lead in what because there was a
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: lot of guys that thought Bruce in movies who got
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: played the bad guy? You know, yes, do you remember
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: that tank? What was the name of Sammy something Rother?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: He was an absolute fucking tank of an Asian guy.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: He was in blood Sport. He thought Bruce at one
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: stage in some movie I think as well, never got
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: never got the kudos of of, you know, leading a
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: movie now, certainly never got the title a title character
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: name in a movie like Top Walker, Texas Range, which,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: by the way, the name of the kids of Ricky,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Bobby and Teldega Nights.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Remember a strain into Bruce Willis and Bruce Lean here
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: at the they remember one of one of the guys
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: that he either fought with or against and ended the
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Dragon with John Saxon, who turns up in fucking Nightmare
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: on Elm Street as the guard. Come here. Here's the
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: other thing about Chuck Norris. So we can't talk about
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Chuck Norris without his number one. We've talked about his
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: contributions to cinema and to beards and to martial arts
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: in general. But Chuck Norris did something else that we
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: witnessed in real time in our journey from the early
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: eighties to hear Tom, Chuck Norris became in the early
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: two thousands, one of the first Internet memes. Yep, now
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: here's the thing, Tom. I've always said.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: One of the first and possibly the definitely the language
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I would say.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: The greatest meme well, you know what I'm gonna tell you.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, Tom, I've always said that the Internet
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: is based on comedy. It was built on comedy. The
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Internet is built on cat videos and funny memes and
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: shit like this. Nobody bought a computer to access a
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: big encyclopedia. They brought a computer because it was good
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: crack and YouTube was built on skate border falling over.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: You know, comedy is the oil that makes the Internet turn.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: And in the early two thousands, not everybody had a computer,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: but it was starting to get into an age where
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: there was a computer in every house and slightly before
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: the time when everybody had a computer in their pocket.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: But we could communicate with each other in a way
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: never before seen. And one thing people learned that they
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: liked a lot was sending around what we now know
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: as memes. At the time, they were just called jokes folks.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: And one of the most earliest of these that I
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: remember that was easy to replicate. Everybody could get it.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: It wasn't complicated, it wasn't hybrid humor, and pretty much everybody,
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: if they sat down a tottle, one could think of
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: one and share. It was a chuck Norris fact, which
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: was like a humorously overplayed example of how strong, tough
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: or goddamn unkillable Chuck Norris really was. And many of
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: them are incredibly hilarious and pretty much all of them
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: fit within the one hundred and forty character limit of
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: a text message. Henceforth they spread quick.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: The amount of times I've seen, you know, on Instagram
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: where they'll just stop Chuck with the family or whatever,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: as you know, a red carpeting or you know, some
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: launch of a thing to go, Hey, Chuck, what's your
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: favous meme? And the whole family have them. They love them,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: like there, He's.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: In absolutely love them. I've got a couple of them
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: here for you, just you know some of my favorites here. Yeah,
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I love the absolute impossibility. Ones like just it's not
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: physical possibility.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: the earth down. Yes, yeah. And one that he actually
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: delivered himself. By the time twenty twelve and the Expendables two,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: as you mentioned, rolled around, Chuck Norris was in on
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: the joke enough that he could give a Chuck Norris
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: joke himself. Stillone says to him, I heard you were
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: a bit by a king cobra, and Chuck Norris says, yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: but after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite ones. And it's so it's so subtle.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Is Chuck Norris can fold a fitted cheat? What a
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: condum a yoke to fold?
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: You know there was one like Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: It's like like they're just they're so outlandish and and
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: and and as we would say up our way, there's
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: no badness in them. No, And I'm not going to
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: say like the Internet we have today wouldn't look like
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: it looks without Chuck Norris, But I'm also going to
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: say maybe, I'm also gonna say he might it might
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: look slightly different if it wasn't for the advent of
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Chuck Norris memes and people knowing that they loved.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: There's a guarantee you can see little. You could probably
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: if you could track the Internet and its growth, you
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: could probably see spikes of growth around certain things, whether
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: it was cats, whether it was you know, huge moments
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: in history. But I would say the perpetuation of Chuck
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Nurse memes got people in front of the computer, like
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I can, I can. I can say that with a
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: degree as like and you look, there was a group
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: of us and this was before really like there was
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: no WhatsApp, but this was an email and we all
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: kind of work emails and on Friday maybe talks of
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: sessions and whatnot in a chat of email, but invariably
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: somebody would throw up the memes, the jokes of the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: week something, and there would be definitely chucking.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: There like without that. Well, just like you can use
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Chuck Norris to trace the growth of the Internet, you
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: can use this podcast to trace the death of Chuck
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Nurse because he didn't need leave us last week at
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: the age of eighty six, hadn't very active in the
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: recent years when it comes to TVs and movies and
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: all that kind of thing. And I'm just gonna come
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: out and say, Tom, Chuck Norris was a flag waving
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: American all his life. So you don't really need to
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: ask too many questions. Know what the man's politics were
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: come the end of it, But.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: It's not what we want from somebody called.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: We know it's there, and you don't like.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: When people start go routing in politics or things. Fuck that.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I just want to know that there's a fellow called
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Chuck Norris who can do a spin and heel cake
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: and I can have a laugh, like I think my
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: favorite one and that's like it's hard because it's all amazing.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I do think my favorite one is Chuck Norris had
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: a stunt double. Yeah, he used him for crying scenes.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Just enjoy. That's so much and how true? How true
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: could that be? So, mister Norris, you know, rest in peace.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry for your family and all that kind of crack.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: We didn't expect you to be a coming out on
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: the side of dead the Democrats, you know what I mean,
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Like we kind of knew you were Republican through and through,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: but you know what, you know, mayor God go with
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: you in those regards. Thank you for the memes. Thank you,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: I suppose for playing in Delta Force when I was
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: six ball me Isa crying.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the karate fucking amazing spinning wheel wheelcakes.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Rare would you get? And you know what, out of
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: all the kind of so we see the the the
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: A list slash B list superheroes, you know, our heroes
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: of the eighties and nineties, he was the only one
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I think the consistently consistently had a beard.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Well guy, you know, thank you for the beard, Chuck,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Nars not thank you for the beard, Chuck. Thank you
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: for the beard, Chuck, and thank you all for listening,
• 48:55
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• 48:59
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• 49:01
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• 49:08
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  Speaker 1: to scare off a plantation of any sort? Did you
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  Speaker 1: what's your feeling, that's what's your feeling on this Leprechaun shelf?
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  Speaker 1: Carry on. I'm sensing a lot of eye rolling going on.
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  Speaker 1: But either way, you know not the tempt tempt fate jure.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you as well on the Instagram if
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  Speaker 2: it expires, you know the way stories expire, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 2: terribly sorry. Find it and send it to me again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant, because yeah, neither one of us. Jerry needs
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  Speaker 1: to put on his glasses. He has to make the
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  Speaker 1: easy on him, will you.
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  Speaker 2: No lies, no lies. All right, that's it, folks, See
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