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FULL SHOW: What an absolute weapon · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff,
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  Speaker 2: Welcome.
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  Speaker 3: This is big, big show, really big Jason, hitch My
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  Speaker 3: Milke and.
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  Speaker 4: Oh gid A your mad BARSI it's great to have
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  Speaker 4: your company on this sultree Monday afternoon. It is the
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  Speaker 4: twenty third of March twenty twenty six. And you, my friends,
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  Speaker 3: like drinks today suck it? Oh my god, so refreshing.
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  Speaker 4: Now you're drinking, get a mogie ustallion house life going.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty grassy, your mad dog you're six on them, b
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  Speaker 5: how it this is whether we've been heaven Fields.
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  Speaker 4: It's just been unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: Man, you've been wandering around the city that you're getting
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  Speaker 5: a bit of a name for yourself. Ome.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I am the wandering tramp.
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  Speaker 5: They call them keezy, Yeah they do, they do.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone comes up and chats with me. I know all
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  Speaker 4: the local characters.
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  Speaker 5: Now that's right. Well, you've got that religious freak who
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  Speaker 5: puts his hands on you, doesn't he and blesses you?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, on my cheek, says a prayer for Hordy Jay
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  Speaker 4: and his family.
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  Speaker 3: On your cheeks?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh on my face cheek got on my ass cheek.
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  Speaker 4: So I mean if he wanted to grab my ass,
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't mind it. They'd be right.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you certainly wouldn't say no.
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  Speaker 4: Well exactly if he wants to give it a little
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  Speaker 4: slap keasy, that's all g.
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  Speaker 3: So, so you're happy for the religious guy to slap
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  Speaker 3: your ass?
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  Speaker 4: Totally?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Bring it?
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  Speaker 3: You know that checks out?
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  Speaker 4: How are you going? He's running a bit of stubble there.
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  Speaker 4: Big weekend? Was it?
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  Speaker 3: Not a big weekend at all? Very busy but also
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  Speaker 3: lazy weekend. I didn't really leave my house. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: to your purse drunken man, you've changed, man, Well, I
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  Speaker 3: mean surely you'd be, you know, patting me on the
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  Speaker 3: back for it, Mogi. I mean you're off.
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  Speaker 5: You're a young man.
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  Speaker 4: The weird thing is, I don't really like you very
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  Speaker 4: much when you don't drink. You just turned into this
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  Speaker 4: really sort of straight sort of how are you coming
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  Speaker 4: with some sort of Edmund chat? And you know all
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  Speaker 4: and then I put up a bit of two before and.
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  Speaker 3: I have been renovating my house. Have been painting mostly, Jason.
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  Speaker 4: That's great, man, get on your keysy.
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  Speaker 3: What about you, man, you're looking great. What have you
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  Speaker 3: been up to?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you know, just wandering around at the local tramp
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  Speaker 4: and the CBD.
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  Speaker 3: There far out. I don't I don't know how many
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  Speaker 3: tramps I've got a brand new shirt on them.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I know how good it is?
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  Speaker 3: A great shit.
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  Speaker 6: It fits me so well.
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  Speaker 3: I guess the price?
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  Speaker 6: Sure?
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  Speaker 3: One and twenty?
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  Speaker 5: Well close, I guess yes, you found it on a
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  Speaker 5: dead tramp.
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  Speaker 4: Binger.
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  Speaker 3: How was that close to one hundred?
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  Speaker 4: That's how I got a pair of shoes as well
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  Speaker 4: over the weekend.
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  Speaker 6: So that was bloody good.
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  Speaker 4: Hey Mogi, what's coming up?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 3: What's happening on the big show with Old Mogi.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's another opportunity. In fact, we'll have a couple
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  Speaker 5: of opportunities over the course of the show today to
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  Speaker 5: get yourself into the drawer for Magic Round. You'll listen
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  Speaker 5: out for the que to call, and you'll be calling
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  Speaker 5: us on oh eight hundred, Hodache, you can't enter, jaceh
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  Speaker 5: already coming? All right? Yeah, Okay, Old Magie went out
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  Speaker 5: for dinner and he's had a shocker classic. Well even
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  Speaker 5: better than that. He's just got something to chat about.
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  Speaker 5: You know, the difference of the sexes, me and my
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  Speaker 5: wife not quite on the same page. I want to
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  Speaker 5: know if you guys feel the same way. And coming
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  Speaker 5: up next fellas the single greatest theater review the world
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  Speaker 5: has ever heard. Kezy when he saw Jason's wife and
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  Speaker 5: a play on Friday night, and up next he's gonna
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  Speaker 5: tell us exactly how bad it's suck.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're on Skinny Ice there, Kezy, really sidneything yet the.
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  Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Listen Toe Green Day there on the radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 4: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past
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  Speaker 4: four o'clock now on Friday. Oh, Kezy and Pugson, who
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  Speaker 4: wasn't here anymore, is bug it off overseas make.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you know that he is.
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  Speaker 4: And their partners went to see my beloved Wife's play
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  Speaker 4: out there and tier Ungy and Kezy.
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  Speaker 6: Vowed to give a review. So here we are.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, now, before I launch into this review, launching because
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  Speaker 7: normally it'd launched into a tirade. Yes, I would suggest
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  Speaker 7: I wouldn't launch into a review right before I begin
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  Speaker 7: this review, I just need to know where we're at,
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  Speaker 7: hody jail.
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  Speaker 3: What's the vibe with me and you?
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  Speaker 4: You don't need to worry about that right now, Keezy,
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  Speaker 4: you'll find out soon enough.
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  Speaker 3: Now, this play Tierangy Theater out here. It's called Seed.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's off for the rest of the week.
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  Speaker 3: It is, and it deals with women of various ages
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  Speaker 3: dealing with basically conception and you know, a lot of
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  Speaker 3: themes that I think it was important for myself and
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  Speaker 3: Pugs to think about as a males, as males are
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  Speaker 3: our thirty So what what themes like conception and birth
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  Speaker 3: and wanted to get pregnant and not wanted to be
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  Speaker 3: pregnant and all that sort of stuff, And put your
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  Speaker 3: work on hold so that you can, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, says Jesu's wife is old?
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  Speaker 6: Yep, carry on?
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  Speaker 3: What did I say that?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: You did?
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  Speaker 3: When did I say that?
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  Speaker 6: A roundabout way? But carry on.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want you paraphrasing what I'm saying. Okay, your
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  Speaker 3: wife fescial, she's not old. She's the same age as you.
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  Speaker 3: What are you thirty nine?
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  Speaker 4: She's a bit younger than me, actually by three years.
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  Speaker 3: Right, so she's thirty six, so she's two years older
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  Speaker 3: than me. Okay, we established that. Can I say my
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  Speaker 3: wife loved it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh good, my wife. That's all that mattered to me.
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  Speaker 4: Ready to be honest, My.
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  Speaker 3: Wife absolutely loved it. We have never gone to as
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  Speaker 3: you describe it, like an amateur play before, where they're
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  Speaker 3: not paid professionals. It is voluntarily done. What are you
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  Speaker 3: running out.
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  Speaker 5: That she is amateurish?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say amateurish. I said it was an amateur player.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that god? Can I say? And I hate to
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  Speaker 5: interrupt your review here, Kesey, but this is reminded me
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  Speaker 5: of the of the dinner that we went to at
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  Speaker 5: your house where yeah, Kesey's wife gave ten out of
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  Speaker 5: ten yes, he led with that, got your hopes up.
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  Speaker 5: And then in comes Kezy afterwards, which right with what
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  Speaker 5: I can only assume is going to be another sex
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  Speaker 5: at best, we'll see.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for that, Mogie. So my wife loved it. You know,
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  Speaker 3: you go out there, We got a quick dinner nearby.
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  Speaker 3: There was a food court the theater. I moved away
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  Speaker 3: from the plate. That's the whole evening.
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  Speaker 4: More on dinner.
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  Speaker 3: I got a burrito that was delicious. Can I say
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  Speaker 3: nine out of ten for the burrito? It was so
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  Speaker 3: little Although accidentally having a burrito before the play, my
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  Speaker 3: tummy was grumbling from all the asked for extra jalapenos.
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  Speaker 3: Put a hot source on. My tummy was rumbling the
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  Speaker 3: whole time. People kept looking at me, so obviously that
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  Speaker 3: might have played into the score a wee bit. Ah,
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  Speaker 3: But Jayce, at the very beginning of the play, the
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  Speaker 3: lights just go down and one woman walks out, sits
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  Speaker 3: down and just starts a monologue. Yees, theater isn't and
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  Speaker 3: I'm not used to And I literally.
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  Speaker 5: Were you waiting for the ending credits?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, I was waiting for the titles
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  Speaker 3: to come up and play like a theme song or something.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds to me like you're more busy ripping ass because
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  Speaker 4: of your burrito.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't repass. Make sure when you pass the song,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't repass. It was just my tummy he was rumbling.
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  Speaker 3: I did that afterwards.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 3: But a woman walked out started doing a monologue, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh God, here we go.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, just because I haven't been always anytime a
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  Speaker 5: woman comes out and starts talking. You just think to you, oh,
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  Speaker 5: here we go, and that's when you I guess Caezy.
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  Speaker 3: Six writing down stuff. Okay, but honestly, that was meeting
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  Speaker 3: when I present. Honest She walked out, started the monologue,
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  Speaker 3: and I went, Okay, here we go. Okay, looks like
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  Speaker 3: I'm at a theater show. Let's do this sort of thing.
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  Speaker 3: It took, I reckon, it took thirty seconds for me
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  Speaker 3: to be entertained.
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  Speaker 4: That's good for me.
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  Speaker 3: This way from oh gosh, is this for me? What
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  Speaker 3: am I doing here? Into oh no, this is entertaining.
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  Speaker 3: And it felt like I was watching a show like
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  Speaker 3: a TV show, but in real life. If that makes.
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  Speaker 4: Any sense, well, yes, it is a life.
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  Speaker 5: Shocked by you describing theater a play.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, as a TV show, but in real life.
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  Speaker 5: I think people know what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, But I was just I was. I was thoroughly
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  Speaker 3: entertained the whole time. Jason had asked a lot of questions.
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  Speaker 3: It gave me food for thought. Sure, okay, code for thought.
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  Speaker 3: I thought your wife's performance was magnificent. There is one
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  Speaker 3: thing I'd like to touch on next, if that's okay. Sure,
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  Speaker 3: My wife gave the play a ten out of ten.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I give the play.
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  Speaker 3: I give the play and this is not hoody J's Wife.
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  Speaker 3: I give the play an eight point five out of ten.
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  Speaker 5: Now out of interest, Jase, what do you give the play?
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  Speaker 4: I gave it a four.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
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  Speaker 4: She had there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 4: Monday afternoon. The time is twenty six minutes past four
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  Speaker 4: o'clock in Kezy has just done a vigorous review of
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  Speaker 4: My Wife's play, which he went to see on Friday night. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you were over it after the first ten seconds you
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  Speaker 4: said my wife was old, there was some old school
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  Speaker 4: sexism in there, and you were rapping ass throughout the
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  Speaker 4: show because you had a massive burrito before.
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  Speaker 3: Here are the worst paraphraser I think I've ever met, Moggie.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say any of that stuff, did I.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't listening to be honest.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, But you gave it eight point.
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  Speaker 3: Five eight point five busies out of a possible ten.
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  Speaker 3: Play Busies, play busies, if that makes sense, Yes, eight
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  Speaker 3: point five out of ten. Your wife performance ten out
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  Speaker 3: of ten, and no seriously. It was. It was, to
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  Speaker 3: be honest, all the all of the actors were fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: I loved it. I thought all of them were highly entertaining.
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  Speaker 3: And the fact that you know, they were all they
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  Speaker 3: had day jobs and then they go and do this
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  Speaker 3: in the evening and the weekends is amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Deity Jane, does he think you're an idiot?
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  Speaker 3: I con answer that, yeah, I do. What's that got
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  Speaker 3: to do with an You think?
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  Speaker 6: But I feel like there's a bat coming?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: What's funny you say that? No, there's no butt whatsoever.
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  Speaker 3: The first half of the play, there was a twenty
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  Speaker 3: to fifteen minute intermission, yes, where I was sent to
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  Speaker 3: get a glass of wine and a crunchy bar for
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  Speaker 3: my wife and I to enjoy. The first half of
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  Speaker 3: that play prior to that intermission is sort of setting
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  Speaker 3: up the scene, sitting up the relationships and stuff, and
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  Speaker 3: for the bulk of that first half, which is about
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  Speaker 3: an hour long, your wife, Jays is like kissing another
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  Speaker 3: dude and getting her bum slapped by another dude.
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  Speaker 4: Saw a bum slap?
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  Speaker 3: I did. It's part of the play.
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  Speaker 5: It was you when you saw it at the end
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  Speaker 5: of Great Job.
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  Speaker 3: No, but this is during the play also, and I
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  Speaker 3: was just like, oh, wow, okay, So, like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta you gotta believe. I'm here believing that Hody
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  Speaker 3: J's wife is not married to Hoidy J. She is
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  Speaker 3: instead married to this chap here that I'm watching. And
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  Speaker 3: no kissing and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: She pretends that most of the time.
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  Speaker 3: Well I wouldn't know, but that certainly would.
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  Speaker 4: You were saying there's some ass slapping.
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  Speaker 6: I never saw any ass slapping.
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  Speaker 3: How did you miss it?
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  Speaker 5: At one point?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, there was our slapping. There was kissing.
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  Speaker 4: Was kissing, well not toangue passing.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, man, what have you? Whatever? You need me to say, tongue.
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  Speaker 4: Pashing, you know, not French kissing, right.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what ethnicity the kissing was Jon.
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  Speaker 4: They did kiss on the laps, which I thought was
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  Speaker 4: a bit match.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they did kiss on the lips several times and
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  Speaker 3: for quite a while. They're really lingered there as well.
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  Speaker 3: And so at that point, when I was watching another
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  Speaker 3: man kissing Hoody Jay's wife, I was like, ten out
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  Speaker 3: of ten, Yeah, this is great.
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  Speaker 5: I'm to see that shit.
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  Speaker 4: Having an affair with the male actor.
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  Speaker 3: That's not what I'm saying at all. I was just
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  Speaker 3: saying that it was a very believable relationship. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 3: lot more believable than you.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarkeys.
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  Speaker 4: Indeed radio Head there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
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  Speaker 6: This Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: Now, we were going to be speaking to Charlie Gabb
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  Speaker 4: at this point, but he's not picking up his phone,
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: and boy, when we do get hold of him, I'll
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  Speaker 4: be having a weird fellows. So in the meantime, let's
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah, whoo, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: this is outstarts. Yeah.
• 13:00
  Speaker 5: Over the weekend, fellas with my daughter there, I watched
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: Paddington in Peru. It's the third of the Paddington Bears series.
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  Speaker 5: Feels very very good. He has to go back to
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  Speaker 5: Peru because that's where it's from. It's from Peru because Paddington, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because his aunt Lucy is sad. She's down in the dumps. Anyway,
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  Speaker 5: it gets back there. She's staying at this retirement home
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  Speaker 5: for for bears in Peru and she's disappeared, so they
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  Speaker 5: have to track her down it leads to a treasure
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  Speaker 5: hunt for El Dorado.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I know where she is. She's
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  Speaker 3: in much Apichi, my guess. Yeah, No she was an
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  Speaker 3: El Dorado or was she? Antonio Banderas Olivia Coleman. Very
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  Speaker 3: good cast, great for kids.
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  Speaker 4: Then what a show obviously doing the voiceovers, not actually
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  Speaker 4: playing a beer.
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  Speaker 5: No, there wasn't a real bit. They couldn't find that
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  Speaker 5: one that was the right side. Yes, they sort of
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  Speaker 5: got this beer and they thought this guy is nailing it,
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  Speaker 5: even managing to learn some of the lines, but certainly
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  Speaker 5: able to move his mouth to make it seem like it.
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  Speaker 5: But he kept on mauling the children. A real beer.
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  Speaker 5: The hat and stuff they put him in, the hat,
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  Speaker 5: the little jacket, the raincoat he was in there, had
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: a little umbrella some some of the lines.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it's interesting because we were chatting about beers
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  Speaker 4: the other day on TV and I was telling you
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: about and real life beers when they moul you, they
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: like to eat.
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  Speaker 5: Your brain, that's right, and that's what this Paddington beer
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  Speaker 5: would do. Go straight for the brain. You can't have it,
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  Speaker 5: not it's not acceptable behavior on set. Keys and you'll
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: find that out if you ever get there. I would
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  Speaker 5: give it four busies out of a possible five. Well,
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  Speaker 5: okay for a kid's movie.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: So I thought you were going to watch that new
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: was it called Yoppers or something?
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: What's Yopers?
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: It was like a new movie Hoppers, Hoppers.
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  Speaker 5: It was the week before I R S V P
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  Speaker 5: Years thinks very much. And then right at the last minute,
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: found out that my daughter had a birthday party to
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: go do. So that was the end of that.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: Damn it.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: Cake wins Man, Cake wins.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: I did a real thing, you said, And I watched
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: the black Caps playing in a tea twenty. You know,
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: I used to love the game of cricket, Mogi.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: It wasn't that long ago, not that long ago.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, you wow, because you don't really understand cricket, Keezy,
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: You're true, you know, back in the day New Zealand
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  Speaker 4: versus Australia, the great epic battles. And I was watching
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  Speaker 4: this tea twenty last night just going I just don't
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: care anymore. Yeah, I don't care about this game. There's
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: nothing on it. There's two kind of put together sides
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: to raise a bit of cash. After the World Cup,
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: I watched for about half an hour and that was
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: me done. And I thought, what a tragedy, indeed that
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: I used to love the game so much and now
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, have you ever heard the phrase Kesey,
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Less is more? Well, they need less cricket, no heaven
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: to get people back on board.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: I completely agree. And if it's if you're going to
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: undervalue the jersey by chucking in the old but and
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: not in no disrespect to the players, of course, but
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: it's right when we'll South Africa sitting down a C
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: grade team, yes, then charge us sea grade prices. Don't
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: charge anybody to go into the ground. Don't charge fifteen
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: bucks for a bit, you know.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: What I mean.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: It's like, this is this is embarrassing. It is embarrassing us.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: You're embarrassing this great nation of ourse keys to disgrace.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: You haven't done anything wrong. I've got nothing to do
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: with your zeal Crewit I disgrace.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: You're a shocking bastard.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, let I let my fellow ins in
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: cricket colleagues know, all right, how many buzzies out of
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: five do you give the cricket one?
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: Do you give it one?
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: One?
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Well, half of one?
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I love as match cricket, Yeah,
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: I love my will. There's just as you say, too much.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: It's the same with the rugby in my opinion, much
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: of a good. Actually, I think I feel the same
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: way about the rugby league. I think the rugby league
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: seasons far too long as well. I think you should
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: have an opportunity to miss it.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: I watched ten minutes ofrugby league and I was over it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: You hate rugby league though, Tell Charlie Gub about it
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: that next.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: I'm fired up for that. Don't you worry about it?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Theking been shown podcast that's ridiculous.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: That was a goddamn tune that can tell you do it?
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: It's crazy, isn't ridiculous? Musicianship there?
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: That's one by Metallica by the.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Way, yes, hey there was with a rugby league action
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: over the weekend.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: With thin in mind.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: We've got our resident professional ex Warrior Charlie Gubb, who
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: rather poorly and it's just amateur hour. We called him
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: ten minutes ago. Did he pick up? No he didn't.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, fellas, I love the Warriors and
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: they are going great guns at the moment and can
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: comey be asked, I don't think so. But finally he
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: answered the phone and here he is. Now get a
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Charlie amed barstart, how's life did that?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Wa? Are you give him freaking Prince Andrew vibes? Now?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Brother one? That was not a tune. Brother that was
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: an absolute shit shirt.
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: And Pugsy normally gets my arm, gets me a bit moist,
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: sillly in the day, gives me a gives me a
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: time you're going to call, and then you guys just
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: stuck call him on private number.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's right. Yeah, that's not right, that's on CAZy Man. No,
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: it's not on Keezy. It'll pug is in Vietnam. Sorry, Gub.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Next time we'll call him and we'll get into a
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: message from Vietnam. I think it's like three am in
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: the morning over there or something.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: No, it's all good. Worries went well they fell.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Look, I'll actually watched the Warriors, Gubby. They're looking bloody
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: sharp tenor boy at seven, bloody good player. He impressed
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: when he played last season and then sort of went
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: off the boil a little bit, it felt like, but geez,
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: he's looking sharp.
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: Oh he's in career best form and he definitely makes
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: his job easier when the Fords are going forward, Jackson Ford,
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: Mitch By, net Pack, every the whole four pasts going
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: really well.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The other interesting thing Charlie gub get akezy here
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: hope you well?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Men No, I'm good, brother, good too, good to hear
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: from you.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, likewise coming on the shower, no worries, thanks
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: for having me on. That's that's exactly right, man, our
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: forward pack. I don't know what Wibby's doing and his
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: coaching staff, but he seems to take these guys that
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: clubs didn't want your Aaron Clark's, Jackson Ford's, uh, and
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: he's just managed to turn them into these ebbs, even
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Mitch Barnett to a point, like he was a great player,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: but he wasn't how outstanding it was last season? Like
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: how how how do you think he's unlocking the abilities
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: of these guys so well?
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I actually don't know. I think he's He must just
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: be a really good coach.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Is it the Royds?
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Bro? They could be could be Royd that could be
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: maybe they went on they got on that d MT together.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah we need to do oh.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: I think so man, bring us all together as a unit,
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: today yep.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: But anyway, Yeah, the whole four packs humming.
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: And I think it's just one of those things when
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: when you start playing well, you get confidence. And there
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: were there was times even maybe last year where things
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: weren't humming, and guys.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: On the radio hoid.
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: Mogi, they were calling for people's heads to roll, but
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: maybe gave them confidence by just you know, continuing to
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: play them.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: And they're starting to repay the faceless year.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Well, the person I said to his head needs role
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: is Luke Metcalf. And it rolled and look at us, go,
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: look at us, go, brother.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Metcalf going to get the seven jersey back.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: No, there is no way in how now that I'm
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: worried about it, because I know that we've throw is
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: so loyal, but you have got to be a mad
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: bastard to take to take the keys away from board,
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: you would imagine. I mean, there's a few games to
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: go worry about it later. But I don't think I've
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: ever seen this team look better, and these then the
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: way they look in these first three games, it is
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: they are absolutely unbelievable. They are smashing people in defense
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: like it's two thousand and two. There's very few eras
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: dynamic and attack as well. We go from last year
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: not being able to score any points in this year
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: where we're winning on points differental on top of the table.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: It's that unreal. You've got to keep Boyd in the seven.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: I think it's definitely a good time to be a
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: Warriors fan, and I personally think Luke mccaffe was a
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: great sex anyway as a board owner. Tanner Boy can
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: do the kicking staring the team around the field, and
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: Luke mtcalffe can still do his own thing. But yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: a lot can change in a couple of weeks.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean the Warriors could ship the beard Jason.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: They're not going to ship the bed all right. My
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: injuries my hamper, and we're already injury affected, which is
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: what I'm loving, is that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: We are injury affected. KSI.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: But remember we played the Knights without their two best
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: players and then next.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Week we got the Tigers.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: They've lost Louie and do it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Or do yees, So it's very good. We're fortunes in
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: our favor.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: On Charlie, one quick question from me, Like Jackson Ford,
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: he's please averaging over seventy minutes a game, in the middle. There.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: You spent a lot of time sort of munting around
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: in the middle as well, Charlie, seventy minutes a game
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: everything it's playing many minutes a game like that in
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: the middle. How much of a heavy task is that?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: It's pretty heavy?
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: I guess, I mean it's it's pretty heavy.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Ship keys like, I don't want to go into it
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: on radio, but yeah, it's hev.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember becking your prime Charlie. You you'd be
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: found wandering around in the rucket. Next thing you know,
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: the guy be calling out over the PA saying that
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: somebody has lost to Charlie, Gavin and Jersey number seventeen.
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: Oh man, this is not what I was just absolutely.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Bugs is back in a few weeks, Charlli. But before
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: we let you go, mate, who is your porter king,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: player of the round.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Player of the round? It's going to go to Jackson Ford,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: just as big what do they call him? A great
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: white Hope.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: The terminator. I've heard RoboCop another was that his hundredth
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: game as well, and fiftieth.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Well it's one hundred, wasn't it. Jackson Ford, for you know,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: doing an absolute incredible job in the in the middle
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: of there. Thank you so much mate, Thanks for coming on. Brother.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: We really appreciate you.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I love you man, I appreciate you fellas. Thanks Allen.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: How are you coming to Magic round? Man? What's going on?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, Come on Gary do it?
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: Come good on mate, bring me along.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, sweet mate, we'll swap you out for Houghty Jay's
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: second mate. At least you'll have more fun over there.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Thanks Charlie. We'll speak to you next week. And don't forget.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: If you're in the well into the area and you
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: need to Portloo, head up Porter King Charlie's Portloo business.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Coming up after five o'clock. By the way, Maggie went
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: out over the weekend, it was an abbsolute debarcle.
• 23:37
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• 23:41
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• 23:56
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• 24:00
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• 24:02
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• 24:11
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• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yum? How do we feel about that?
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: Nine out of ten?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Really a nine? I was thinking be more like, oh.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yours was a one.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: You're not even a one. I'm not even going to
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: get give that any buzzies.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: No, great for you.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Give me some buzzies, man, No, why not?
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: It was a disgrace how you fellas finding the whole
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: petrol situation. By the way, I don't drive anymore, so
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: it's like I don't even notice.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got an electric vehicles. Really well, I tell
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: a life my wife does. I've got a push bike
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: with a flat tire and two rooted other cars.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, and you've got a little You've got a little
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: truckie a gas guzzler, don't you see going?
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Mate?
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: You're guzzling on that gas kezy you guzzler.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Well, Fellas, the the rays and fuel prices has affected
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: me like it has affected every not ordinary KEYWI out
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: there obviously doesn't. Guys.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you've got game of two halves money, so
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: don't put yourself.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Show hasn't been on here for so it's still you
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: swim and care.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't put yourself in the same camp as ordinary kiwis, please, kes,
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: not with the big bucks you're rolling with.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I am an ordinary Kiwi on ordinary big bucks. To
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: be honest, I'll tell you what. It would be a
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: great time to have a motorcycle right now. I do,
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: but it's taking a million years to get it registered.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: You're busy.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: No, it's just paperwork, the heaps of paperwork.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: It's taking so long.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Now listen, I was talking about paperwork. Yeah, you're getting
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: into admin chat again and it's just boring me.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, talking about Old Mogi.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Old went the weekend and he was and at one
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: point we'll be discussing that next.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and Keisy.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: The Offspring there on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: this Monday afternoon. The time fourteen minutes past five o'clock fellas.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: I went to a mates big party on the weekend.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: But yary it was and all honestly so he was.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: He was turning fifty two. Actually, Old Charles is a
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: mad dog. He's a mad dog. But it was a
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: surprise birthday party for him and it was also a
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: surprise birthday party for me because it was organized by
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: his partner. But it was organized through the messenger app
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Facebook Messenger, that's right, and I don't have I don't
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: have Facebook, so I didn't know anything about it now
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: to be mentioned to me obviously, however many months ago.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: And then, Jace, you've been through this before as well.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: You're expected to remember everything that your missus tells you,
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: you know, like you're some kind of memory thing.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, memory bank.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: So I got told about it on Friday, that it
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: was happening on the Saturday, and it was kind of
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: news to me, and it's okay, Well, that's all good.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know anything about it. I got seent a
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: screenshot at that point of all of the details around it,
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: and what it said on the invite was arrival five
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: thirty to six for a six six thirty tep in yaki.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: You had the tip in yaki before.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Kizy I've had tipping yaki. That's Japanese.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: It's Japanese for cook food in front of you and
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: throw it at you. So it was around at his house.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: The guy turned up there and did it there, which.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Is all good.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: I've done that before. Really fun, great fun.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Anyway, it gets to quartered as Sex, I'm ready, the
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: wars are on.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: The wars are and they wanted you there. What five
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: thirty is.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Between five thirty and six for a six thirty start. Okay,
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: it gets to a quartered as Sex and my wife
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: goes and colors who are here puts a highlight thing
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: in it which involves washing your washing your here. So
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: we've we've got We're sitting in the window. We're now
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: in the window five thirty two sex. You should be
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: showing up, we should be leaving, walking out of the
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: door instead. That's going on, and I'm thinking to myself,
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: how are we going to get there on time? Then
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: it gets washed out at around about two minutes to six,
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: and I'm thinking to myself, well, we've still got there's
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: not much work to do, but there's still some things
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: have to happen, like here needs to be dried, face,
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: put on, clothes, et cetera, all of that. And I
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: was just wondering, you know, what planet do you think
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: people are on when it comes to that kind of thing,
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: because from my point of view, you need to leave
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: the house so that you can be there at the
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: time that the host wants you yes, but but this
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: and to be fear to my wife. That's the worst
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: example that we've ever had of it. But she didn't know.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: But she didn't seem bothered by the timing at all.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: No, were you bothered?
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't say anything about it because there's no
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: point twelve years deep. I'm twelve years Look, I'm going
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: to be mature about it, Keezy, there's no point. You
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: just recognize your differences and if you've got a problem
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: with it talking about it on your national radio show
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: like a like a real man. Okay, that's so is
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: what is going on there? Because I think you should
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: try and get to a place on time. But there
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: are people that just don't care. And I'm not saying
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: it's always woman, my wife.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Let's go, because it would be my wife.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: And I'm going to be very careful here. She'll be listening.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: She has a habit of we go, okay, let's go
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: and go for a walk in town, and you'll go, yeah,
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: it's good idea.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: And then i'll go you're ready and she'll go yep.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: And then I'll open the door and go to go
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: out the door and she'll go, oh, hang, on and turn.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: Around and go back in again every single time.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Wow, what is that like a thirty second interruption?
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: That must it's longer than that. Keesy, Yes, she'll be like,
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: oh where did I put it?
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Yesterday after we went out for the dinner, my what
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: We're lying in bed reading the paper, croissants, having a
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: coffee as we always see. My wife said should we
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: go for a walk? Should we go for a walk?
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: And I said yeah, yeah, let's yeah, let's do it.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: She came back, you know, maybe five minutes later and said,
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Frankie is all ready to go.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: My daughter, Mogi min Ogi's all ready to go.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: Let's go. And I said, oh, I'll just jump in
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: the shower and she goes ah. I said, well, I
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: always have a shower. I'll be another five minutes. So
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: she was upset that from the time she came up
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: with the idea to us walking out the house was
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: ten minutes.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: But the previous day coloring the hair and that, yeah,
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: because my initial instinct, I'll be honest, was here we go.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Megie gets a bit more upset when it comes to
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: hair stuff because he wears a wig, you know what
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I mean. He wears a hair hat. That was my
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: initial thing. But now that I know the timing is involved, yeah,
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: it is a bit, you know.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: But what is it normal for people out there? Is
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: what I want to know?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Or you were saying, keezy off here.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Well but you, oh my god, you are few.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: And because you said your wife does the same thing
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: where she she'll literally have a shower as you're getting
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: the car keys.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Well it's like yesterday we went
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: to go for a walk and I was like, do
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: you want to go for a walk. She's like, yep, keen.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, cool, should we go right now?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yep?
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Sweet, We'll get out there. I've slid into my sandals
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: and she's putting on shoes and doing up laces and
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: putting socks on, and I'm like, come on, let's go.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: You know, it's like, what's that about.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: She's shocking out of all of ours easily know how
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: much you love your love it?
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Wait, so three four three text is how much you
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: love your partner or relate relate. We've actually got fifty
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: bucks cash daily.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Oh that's for guess. That's guess money.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: That guess money. Thanks to Toledos, every text in the
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: drawer three four eight three Can you relate at all?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Hold on your big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: and Kissy.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Let's put three backbones in the draw, shall we, fellows?
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: This is for Magic Round, of course, if you don't
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: know what Magic Round is. It's the best weekend, especially
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: if you like your rugby league. You come over to
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Brizzy with us, Feelers and pugsn and boys, Trip dot
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Co dot in Zip three nights sun Corps Stadium, eight
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: games of footy. When we're not at the footy, we're
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: at Caxton Street, which is the street right by sun
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Corps Stadium. It's fill to the brim with pubs which
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: are filled to the brim with footy fans, people wearing
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: all different jerseys. There's a special Wars pub for the
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Wars game, the Royal of the Royal Albert, the Prince Alete,
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: whatever it's called. There it's packed to the gunnals.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Jason, let's go to the phone lines. Get a Scottier,
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Mad barsd Hell's Live, Scotty Scotti a mad dog mate?
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah good, thanks mate. What do you do for a cross, Scottie?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I'm an engineer.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Obviously, Scotty, you love your rugby league? Who's your favorite warrior?
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: It's got to be yes, Roger.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's good.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: I did know that. I totally knew that. Still got
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: to step on an old arty years, hasn't he great stuff?
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Scotty.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: You're in the draw, mate, so stand the line will
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: sort you out, all right, fellows, good on your mate.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Good Joseph, your mad bastard.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: How's life?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Life is bloody good? How's life for you?
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: You want to.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Getting by? Getting by? Tell me you love your rugby league? There, Joseph, I'm.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Quite partial to it, especially when they go to dogs
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: people wall you understand the game of Joseph, Man, what
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: do you do for a crust? Brother?
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Irrigation happened to win?
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Who would you bring with you?
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Probably a copy out my wife or my mate. I
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: had to flop the coin.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: Oh well, yeah, who do you want to bring?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: I would like to bring cheesies missus, but I think
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: that's off the car, so we'll just carry on.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: You're in, brother, you're in, brother. This guy gets Joseph. Joseph, Yes,
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: come on, man, what are you doing?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to give it here? A holiday with you?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I thought you'd like that.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, thanks brother, Yeah mentioned that. Actually that's a
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: good deal. If you win, I can putting a good
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: word for you. You agree to take my partner, my
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: wife and then me and who can have a little
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: magic Crown holiday? How does that sound?
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: I did hear that there's a kid on the way,
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: so that would be a great opportunity for you.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: So yeah, Joseph, that is a lie. You're in the drill.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Brother, that's so exciting. Get a it's not met your
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: mad barset? How's life? Yeah?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Good dear audio, here you go, mate?
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, make getting by? Mate?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Getting by?
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: What do you do for a crassmate?
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Made? I am my work on an avocado and keeping
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: for or?
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Jacob, what Casey's plantations? Do you?
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no mate, I'm up in the far North.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you get on you may.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: How's the avocado season being mate? You know it's been
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: pretty good, but just just starting to do a kiwi
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: fruit now?
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: How you Matt? From just a question my parents plantation
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: and todar. I was really badly affected by all the
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: storms and stuff.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Did that happen to you guys up north?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: Sure, year, there's plenty of orchards around the area that
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: still haven't bounced back from from.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: The pipe opera.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, man, If you win, we'll meet
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: up at Caston Street then we'll chat. Oh oh it
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: sounds good, sounds good. All right, bro, you're on the
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: you're in the drawer, mate, you hold the line there
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: and Zoe, we'll chuck you in the drawer.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: So good. It would be.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: It would be a devastating thing, wouldn't it to have
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: an orchard and then with a sort of factor comes
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: through and just destroys all of your work.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: It would be annoying.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, very annoying.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Do you get insured for that? Keyzy?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: My parents don't.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, though right, I'm not sure. I don't know enough
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: All I know is that it completely wiped out my
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: appearance entire crop.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, you still talk about league though, what do
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: you mean? Well, you know, you're just saying that you
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: don't want to talk about insurance for crops because you
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: don't know anything about it.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I still how dare you I know about
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: rugby league?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Good stuff?
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Jay, it's just quickly yes, boys, trip dot Co do
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: ins in if you want to guarantee your spot as Clivermo. Yeah,
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I completely went over my head there, boys shipped cut
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: ins end. If you want to guarantee your spot on
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: this trip, go on there, buy a package, get your
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: mates to do the same, and we will see you.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah at Magic Ground.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: I've got a couple of mates that are coming there
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: jumping on the boys trip thing as well a couple
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: of mates from Levents. So she's going to be a
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: ho of a trip.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Mike and Kyzy tune in.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Four on Radio Chilli. Pepper's here on the Radio Hodarky
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five forty two,
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: And an extraordinary and strange thing happened to old Hoidy
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Jay today.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Was it a strange encounter?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I guess you could say it was strange encounters of
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: the hoy I was having a hot, soapy shower leathering
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: my toned and muscular body, cleansing it if you will.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: I then got out of the shower and admired myself
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: in the mirror. Why wouldn't you?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Can you get to the point of the story.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: This is part of the story. I then dried myself
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: off mogi slowly, sensually, and then I rapped the bath
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: towel around my waist and walked into my bedroom and
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: lo without a word of a lie, right in the
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: middle of my bedroom windows a dude in a harness
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: swinging out side my window.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: I was like, what the actual.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Is going on? Now, I'm just going to explain to you.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: At the apartment that I left, I'm quite high up,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: as you fellas know, I'm quite high up. I'm not
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: like the top floor, but I'm like mid floor that
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: second story is. And so, without a word of a lie,
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: there is a dude right in the middle of my
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: bedroom window swinging away there. And I'm like, what.
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: The So I go on and I retreat out.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Of there, and then I walk into my lounge without
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: a word of a lie.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: There's another dude.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Two the dudes. There's another dude right in the middle
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: of my window and of my lounge. He also was
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: just in a harness. I'm hanging there is just he
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: was just literally hanging in a harness right in the
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: middle of my lounge window.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: So I strut over.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: There and I open up the window and I said
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: to him heymte what's going on, and he said, oh,
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: we're just cleaning the windows. And I went, okay, oh,
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: g oh g this is a bit weird, played it
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: cool without a word of a lie. He sat in
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: his harness in my lounge swinging right in the middle
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: of my window for twenty minutes, and he didn't clean
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: diddly shit.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: And for clarity, he was swinging outside your lounge.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: Window, outside, like a foot from my window.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: And so twenty minutes past, and I kid you not,
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: he spent the.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: Entire twenty minutes on his phone. Now, it may very
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: well be that he.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Was taking photos of my nude and prone body.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Why are you prone?
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Are you lying down?
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Well, I'd got on the yoga mat right and I
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: was doing the downard dog and just stretching it because
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: you know how my hap and my lower because keasy.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: You've been telling me I need to do stretches.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've listened to me, sure, Yeah, So it may
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: have been that he was slightly off put by me
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: doing a nude downward dog with my ass in the
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: air pointed straight at him at the window there.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, well, you're doing the nus press.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: I did do the nus press at one point. Yes,
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: well you've got to, don't you.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: You do?
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: And that's my Monday routine, the downward dog and the
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: nus press.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: You don't think he was intentionally not cleaning the window
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: so that it would be harder for everyone outside to
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: look in and see you doing those things.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Well, you can't see me doing those things. Sound very
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: high up in the apartment. You'd have to climb a
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: tree to see that sort.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Of actually right, okay?
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: Did he eventually clean the windows?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: No? Um? And so I wander over there, slightly aroused
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: because the window to the window, Yeah, yeah, um. And
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: I open up the window again and I go, are
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: you actually going to clean the window? Man? Or are
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: you just going to sort of hang there? And said,
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: oh no, we'll get to it. And I slammed the
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: bloody windows. I was fumean and got the old fight
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: was caught in it.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Cheese it here.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I've been to your house, the windows quite high up.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Yes, as I say, keasy. I slightly aroused at that time, okay,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: And I've been leaning out the window to sort of
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: see what he was doing naked and I was still
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: naked and slammed the window back off I could get
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: the basket open again. Unbelievable.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Though unbelievable, it isn't hard to believe.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: And he was wearing a warrior shit as well. You
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: don't think he would have been.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Taking photos of you as much as you wanted.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Him to do.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: The nust press.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Or the downward Dog, the whole aching Big Show with Jason,
• 41:56
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• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Welcome Jason Hych.
• 42:07
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• 42:12
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• 42:49
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• 43:21
  Speaker 5: That's not what it's called. And in the meantime, a
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• 43:28
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Kesey blind Melon.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday evening.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: The time is ten minutes past six o'clock. You've been
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  Speaker 4: waiting for it, New Zealand, and here it is.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: What's on the news with me Chezy.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: Great start, brilliant, great start, brilliant.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: I haven't done anything. I just played that thing is good.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: It is a great sting.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Thank you well.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: I didn't make it.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Pugs made I don't want to be sitting here taking
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: credit for pugs.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Sure little the work. It's going downhill at arment.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've lost track, feelers. New Wastewater Testing Shows Cocaine
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Use New Zealand.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Come on, man, So we had to recover from that.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? We're doing about stage shows?
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: You fluff your first line? Keezy on stage, she's a
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: long road back, mate.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: I hear what you're saying, But what the hell's a stage?
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: So thereen someone stands on stage and sort of just
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: sews something with a sewing machine. Got you, Fellers. New
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Wastewater Testing Shows Cocaine Use and New Zealand has reached record.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: Highs high.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Unintentional, continuing a strong upward trend in recent years. Okay,
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: cocaine us is going through the roof here with you.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: They tested the wastewater to find that out.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: What you do does it? One of the log breakers
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: down there at the turd plant, at the turn storing plant,
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: he just wacks a sieve in the yeah, and gets
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: out of the cocaine and then just filters it out.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: I don't understand why they're chucking the cocaine and the
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: toilet and the first plant.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: That's a good question. What's the story with that key?
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Just doing some research here. They're not chucking it into
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: the toilet. Well some of it might, right, but mostly
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: it's like you you ingest the cocaine and then you
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: do poos or whatever, and then there's cocaine and the
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: poosh cocaine poos. Never heard of that, actually, no, it's
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: actually interesting. The areas of New Zealand feelers, they have
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: plenty had the highest cocaine used. They have plenty, they
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: have plenty of cocaine.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: Gets it?
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Good, okay the segma. Man, this is awesome.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Northland.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: That hasn't surprised me.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Northland really haven't ever finished my sentence. All I said
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: was Northland and didn't surprise jays What were you thinking
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say?
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Tartanaki Taranaki goes off.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well Northland was the worst for myth Oh yeah, yeah, it's.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: The worst or the best? Sorry, what's what makes it
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: best or worst?
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: I guess it's the worst. I don't have much No, no,
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: they've got heaps. That's bad, actually right, So change it
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: says Northland is the best for me if.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: You want me, that's the best place to go because
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: I've got heaps yeah right, yeah, but it's mostly in
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: people's wheeze or poos.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: That should be the new banner Northland myth Capital of
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: the country or something.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, or something that's key.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just sort run out of steam halfway through it
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: or something and then they lose confidence.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Well you wouldn't.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't lose confidence, would you confidence?
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Exactly?
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: The thing wrong with the way Jase delivered that was
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: he hasn't got enough myth in his system, which is.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: A nice change.
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: It's filtering out.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: It's time for your top up, Jos. Down South, Actually
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Southland the best. We've got good names for places around here.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: South we've got the Bay of Plenty that's heaps of cocaine.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: We've got north Land and then we've got south Land.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: That's the best. For mdm ay.
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  Speaker 5: Oh it's the best. Okay, So there's heaps of it.
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  Speaker 3: So there's lots of people on the old MDMA down south.
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  Speaker 3: So obviously more needs to be done to combat this
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  Speaker 4: Auckland needs to lift its game.
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  Speaker 5: Hockme Aukland's on on that list.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's not about Auckland increasing its drug use, Yes
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  Speaker 3: it is. It's about New Zealand as a whole.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: We're getting our glasses handed to us at the moment.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: That's what you want to say. Auckland is going and
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  Speaker 5: Over the weekend, fellows, I went into an MR. I
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: went into the hospital Aukland Hospital, Yeah, to get an MRI.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: We'll talk about why I went there later in the week.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: But I went to the bathroom there, and I'm just
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: sort of getting a little bit worried about my propensity
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: to just say things out loud for no particular reason.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: Have you noticed that?
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your favorite is at the airport. Oh, you were
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: just really loudly yelled, gizy. Everyone will turn around and
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: look in our direction.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Do you know you're doing that?
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: No keezy, And like everyone turns around.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: It's often at that at the start of our podcast
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: outro too. Yeah, you'll just have a oh yeah, an
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: absolute spewing of loud noises.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: That's right, that's right, And there's no you know just
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: as well. Sometimes you just don't have control over your body.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: And what am I mean to do about It's got
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: nothing to do with me. Make to me how I
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: feel about it. So anyway, I was in the toilet
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: and I was at the hospital there, and I was
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: I was sort of walking away as a guy came
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: in to the bathroom and I don't know if you
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: guys do this, And it's also it's got it's got
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: nothing to do with me. I just had a thought
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: in my head that just jumped in there nothing to
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: do with me at all. I didn't stop and think
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: I'm going to think this. The thing that jumped into
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: my head was I now what. The thing that jumped
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: into my head was I bet this guy's running an
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: absolute weapon?
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you instantly thought this guy's gonna hold on him.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know why, but I wasn't particularly I
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: don't remember what he looked like beside the point. But
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: the problem was it was just me and him and
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: the urinal. Now what I thought was I bet this
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: guy is running, and that's what I thought. But then
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: what I said out loud to him and me was
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: absolute weapon. He eye bought him and just said that.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: So he's wondering, why is this guy just said absolute weapon?
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Was he talking about himself? Was he talking about me?
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Was he talking about my downstairs?
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know, So there you go. I don't know
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: that is an issue though, isn't it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I think it would only be an issue if you
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: were on like live radio or something, because it was
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: just an every day life it doesn't matter. But it's
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: when you're if you were broadcasting, I think it would be.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a similar thing Moggie going on, but
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: you'd be surprised to hear.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: I talked to you about it when we were down
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: at the hook A Ticket Food Festival, and it's it's
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: when I'm in a large group of people, like a
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: large crowd, I literally just walk around with on anyone
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: necessarily addressing me at all or going thanks mate, thanks mate.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I've noticed you doing that, thanks mate.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: It's just like this automatic response in my body where
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: I'm like, thanks mate.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: You're just saying thanks mate because you know something's about
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: to say something to you.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks mate, thanks mate, Yeah, thanks mate.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, So that's from having people saying stuff to
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: you and you're saying thanks mate all the time. What's
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: up with Mogi's one though?
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: I just think he's got some issues. Yeah, he's got
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: some serious issues.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: What were you doing in the toilets at the Auckland
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: Hospital by the way.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Jess showing off my weapon.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: So you're into the hospital, into the toilets to show
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: off your weapon.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, I did, Kezy, you're.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: A shocking birth.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, no further questions.
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  Speaker 4: There on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show this Monday evening.
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  Speaker 4: But right now it's time for.
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  Speaker 5: Sixteen. Get in Touch with the Feelers.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, how good.
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  Speaker 3: Don't be afraid to send. Don't say it like that man.
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  Speaker 4: Kezy bag man even gave off my very body the
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  Speaker 4: other day.
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  Speaker 3: You did, Felers. This one here comes in ari financial advice.
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  Speaker 3: Good a there, Felers.
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  Speaker 5: Fellers.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Last year, my dear old grandma passed away at the
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: grand old age of thirty one. This so ninety one.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Thirty one, that's a young granny.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: How old is the guy?
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Again?
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: You know if she was? Anyway, this year I've been
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: surprised to receive a portion of the inheritance. It's nothing crazy,
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: but it's more money than I presently know what to
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: do with. As such, I'm worried I'll end up pissing
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: away my grandparents' life's work on the horses and an
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: industrial quantity of darts. Do Pharaoh dog squad money Hoyt,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: millionaire Mogi or old money bucks keyesy, have any advice
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: on sensible investments or maybe a euro summer? Any advice
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: is appreciated.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Well, you could do the keysy and buy Lego?
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well no, you can a hand lego.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: No, you don't buy second at you buy a specific
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: limited run set.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Well do works? Yet?
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: I'd like I'd like to know this guy's age same
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: and how much money it was?
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Because well she was ninety one? How old her daughter when.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: She had probably thirty something like that.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: He's about thirty odd.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: I can't think of a better thing to do than
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: pass it all away and smoke darries.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I like when it comes because
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: I got some inheritance from my grandfather would be passed.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: Not old money bags and herod shovy. I didn't know
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: about this. This explains a lot or plantation.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Geezy mogie. He was an electrician. He feels he fixed.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: What was that?
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: He was a little of it. It was a male prosecute.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: The shakes falling apart, all.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Right, and he left me inher It's a small amount,
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: and I when I was spending it, I pictured him
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: and what he would say. And he you know what
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: he said when we put it towards a trip overseas,
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: he said, that's good, that's good eating.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: I thought he was dead, No, he did, I was picturing, right, Yeah,
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: I see, yeah, yeah, So I.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Think a trip overseas. I think your grandma would love.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: What else he's got going on? That kids, if he's
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: got no if he's got no house, or.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: He's emailing him to meet Patty NEPs, he's got nothing.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Did get in touch though. If you need any advice,
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: I think I think a trip personally is my vote.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: What do you guys reckon?
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Hmmm?
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: How much money's he got?
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Well he said it so it's a bit but not heap.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: So let's just know it's.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: More than he's used to.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Should we just say how is he? He's thirty? Shall
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: you say ten grand and he's thirty? Okay, okay, what
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: would you do?
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Queen?
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: Gasoline by gas there's a lot of money and gasoline
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: at the moment, right, okay?
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: And then by high but Gus goes off. You know
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: after six months it's losing its quality and it goes on. No,
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: not a good way and a bad one hundred percent.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: So you think by petrol, Jace, what are you saying,
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Queen of the Nile Pokeys, Yeah, double or nothing?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, the Hiliarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in four on Radio Holuky.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go, your mad bar sards. That's the
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: big show done and Dust did this Monday? Do we
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: have a podcast outro quip today? Keasy?
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Of course we have? Why because Pugs is the way.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: You don't think Zoe can do it?
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure Zoe he can. I just didn't know
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: if she had or not.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Of course she has, Matt.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: I don't want to throw her under the bus or anything.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Nah, she's onto the man.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Here's today's Clippe's entitled nappies. You were a dame off,
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  Speaker 3: you were a different random when you're out and about.
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  Speaker 3: Key still happened.
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  Speaker 6: I don't wear adult.
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  Speaker 5: He refuses to, despite doctor's advice.
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  Speaker 4: And if my undies are a bit damp end of
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  Speaker 4: the day, so be it.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: Hey, there you go, Jasons pants they.
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  Speaker 4: Call yeah pants j.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had a nickname like have you ever
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: wet your pants at school? Nickname? Have you ever wet
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: your pants at school in front of people and been
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: bullied for it?
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: No? No, I'm pecking you have No.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: I I definitely have it, bird shit Chris, and no,
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: I haven't.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, sweet, that's cool. I believe you.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: You don't have to be so offensive that.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: I'm just glad nobody texted about it. That's all I'll say.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Does nothing happens? Y?
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: What do you have to do?
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Mo?
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: I mon't go straight to bed. I had a her
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: of asleep last night.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Did you have you been having your sleepy team men?
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: I didn't have it last night, but my daughter came
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: in a couple of times and woke us up with
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: some great chat. But still, God, once it stops happening, Jas,
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: you'll know this. Having had four orders once I stopped
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: coming and just waking you up ten times a night. God,
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: life gets better.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Sure does, mate, He sure does. Now, Keysy, Hello, your
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: wife is out tonight, just got touch. You've already had
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: your dinner. You said you had a massive amount of sushi.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: But I suspect you're going to go home and have
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: another massive He's not done.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go home and my wife will be home
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: about eight thirty years.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: What are you cooking?
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Burgers? Don't laugh, it's wrong with burgers and frozen petties.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: Smash burgers.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: No regular. What are you doing tonight?
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just about to go and meet my top button,
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: meet my wife.
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: I don't do my top button up, Magie, I'm not
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: a square.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: Have fun with that man, Thanks man, good stuff.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: Telling your review too.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: She's already fuman.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: I've given her a point five and her performance was
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: a ten. What else do I need? God see tomorrow?
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, bye Syre
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: With a hot, lanky Big Show Podcast