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Welcome to HALLOWEEN Week! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 1: What's crack-a-lackin'? This is the Big Boss Dog, Snoopy, Deco,
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  Speaker 1: Double Jizzle. Bang, boom, what you gonna do? John Jay
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  Speaker 1: and Richie.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 3: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy, Deco, Double Jizzle. In your
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  Speaker 1: face to me and in the place to be. And
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 2: Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 1: It's John T. and Rich. It is Halloween week. Holy smokes.
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  Speaker 1: How did we get here?
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  Speaker 2: It is also National Pumpkin Day. Yay! We should do
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  Speaker 2: some fun stuff with pumpkins, gang.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we do it all. It's so much fun.
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  Speaker 2: It's also... Gourds.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Gourds. National Chicken Fried Steak Day, one of my favorite
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  Speaker 2: Southern breakfasts. And we're going to need to all participate
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  Speaker 2: in this one. It is National Howl at the Moon Day.
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  Speaker 2: So let's get outside and howl. Let's practice our health.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of howling and dogs, Love Pup Family Fest is
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  Speaker 4: November 7th at Vertuccio Farms in Mesa, 4 p.m.
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  Speaker 1: To 8 p.m.
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  Speaker 4: Free concert from Gavin DeGraw, the Rich Bear Band also,
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  Speaker 4: and America's Got Talent runner-up magician Gino Plager is going
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  Speaker 4: to be there. All right, so it's... 4 p.m., November 7th,
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  Speaker 4: on a Saturday. The weather's going to be great. It's
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  Speaker 4: a huge adoption event, right? There's food trucks, vendors, kids zones,
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  Speaker 4: so much stuff, petting zoos, so much stuff. It's at
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  Speaker 4: Vertuccio Farms. It's totally free. And I bring this up, one,
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  Speaker 4: because I want you to go, and two, because my
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  Speaker 4: wife just texted me all excited this morning that we're
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  Speaker 4: going to be doing Love Pup Family Fest, because we
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  Speaker 4: already do it in Dallas. And now we're doing it
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  Speaker 4: in Austin and San Antonio. That's cool.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing. Wow, these are two markets that we're not
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  Speaker 1: even on. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: That's how powerful and awesome Love Pup is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They don't want John Jay and Rich, but they want
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  Speaker 1: our dogs. Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: You guys can have our show for free. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: we're good.
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  Speaker 4: Remember last week we had some fun talking about, like,
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  Speaker 4: you describe your job in scary, mysterious ways in as
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  Speaker 4: little words as possible.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to try to guess what you do. Right.
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  Speaker 1: For example, Kyle, what was your job that you described?
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  Speaker 2: I said people paid me to lay in chambers of
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  Speaker 2: light that slowly cooked their skin. It was a tanning salon.
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  Speaker 1: Tanning salon. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Candy. You never see me. You give me some of
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  Speaker 3: your most private information and.
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  Speaker 4: I know exactly where you live.
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  Speaker 1: You're a chachapiti.
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  Speaker 3: I can maybe describe a few more words, but.
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  Speaker 1: You're someone who works for Google maps. No, I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna say you work at a doctor's office.
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  Speaker 4: No. Should I give you a little bit more?
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. So I know your education history.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: You're a professional stalker.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Like, so she knows where you live was a big
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  Speaker 2: part of it in your education. Do you provide grants
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  Speaker 2: or something? Like, oh, you do job interviews.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: But I can just tell you guys if you want.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us.
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  Speaker 3: So I work for GCU. I take the inbound calls,
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  Speaker 3: but they have to get through, like, the FERPA verification,
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  Speaker 3: and so they have to tell me, you know, their name,
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  Speaker 3: their email address, and their full mailing address.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to guess you work at GCU.
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  Speaker 1: That was my next one. Yes, that's the one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Good job, Candy.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Candy, go say hi to my son. He's a
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  Speaker 4: grad assistant for GCU men's basketball. Oh, lovely.
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  Speaker 3: Go Lopes.
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  Speaker 1: Go Lopes. Thanks, Candy. Amanda, go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: Describe for us, using as little words as possible, what
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  Speaker 4: makes it scary and mysterious what you do for a living.
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  Speaker 1: I make the elderly look good before they meet their maker. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God.
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  Speaker 2: Do you do makeup for corpses for their funerals?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: You work in assisted living?
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  Speaker 2: Close.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, are you a nurse?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Just a photographer? Are you, like, in home care? Negative.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, why?
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  Speaker 1: I am a hairdresser at a senior living home.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: But it's so sad that you said before they meet
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  Speaker 1: their maker.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: That's so sad. They're all going to go die. That
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  Speaker 1: means you know they're going to die. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: That is sad. Oh, that is so sad. Amanda, you
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  Speaker 1: want tickets? I love that song. We want to set
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  Speaker 1: you up with tickets to Wicked Ball.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Yes. You got it. Good luck.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: That's so scary. We got a couple text messages.
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  Speaker 4: Someone says here, you know, I go into people's homes
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  Speaker 4: when they're not home and sometimes when they're sleeping.
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  Speaker 3: Ew.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe like a house cleaner? House cleaner is exactly right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Then they're sleeping. I know.
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  Speaker 1: Like, why wouldn't they sleep?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they start early in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I stab people with sharp objects.
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  Speaker 3: Surgeon.
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  Speaker 1: An injector. A phlebotomist. Oh, so they take blood. Here's
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  Speaker 1: my scary job description. This person says, I shoot people's brains.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, I shoot people's brains.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Gosh, what is that? Oh, I know what they are.
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  Speaker 1: MRI person. Oh, they didn't give an answer. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: gotta be it, though. Like they take pictures? Like shoot,
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  Speaker 1: as in like shoot a picture?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him. Is my phone up?
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  Speaker 4: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, it's John Jay and Rich. We're trying to answer
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  Speaker 1: your texts. We don't know what it is. You shoot
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  Speaker 1: people's brains.
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  Speaker 3: I shoot people's brains. I am a medical photographer and cinematographer.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, Rich.
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  Speaker 1: I work in an operating room. Is that different than
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  Speaker 1: an MRI person?
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 3: I use actual camera cameras. So I shoot on a Sony.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in the operating room doing medical documentation.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's very interesting. All right. That's very good. Thanks for texting.
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  Speaker 1: We got some closure on that. We might have to
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  Speaker 1: do this more often.