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#345 We Don't GOOD MORNING AMERICA the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  And good morning? Welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast. Thank you so much for joining us here on the Waking Bake
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  sounding crisp as hell over here. Um yeah, make sure I can hear
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  that like I took an adderall but the paper, but welcome, Welcome back.
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  XG dog, what's up? What's up? Dog? Feeling good man?
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  The mic is loud today, Yeah, it is like super loud.
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  Yeah, yeah, I don't know what's going on right. It was like,
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  yeah, like can you hear that? Like it was like I'm not,
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  I'm if somebody has headphones inside their their their ears right now, they
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  probably could hear like, you know, when you open your mouth, everything
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  is where it sh Yeah. If you would have heard it though, Ray,
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  for some reason, it was loud as fun bro as MR. Yeah
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  Yeah, everything's cool. Yeah, but yeah. Anyways, what's up?
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  XG. Welcome back. We're gonna get to it right now. What is
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  it? Welcome back? Ray? What's going on? Ray? Good morning,
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  y'all. Welcome back everybody. How was the rest of Anime expoo that
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  man? Xavier? Jesus it was bad from the beginning for sure. Well,
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  we'll definitely. I mean, you gotta push my car to start off
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  first, Starry, Fine, let's get into the anime Expo right away.
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  The whole thing was embarrassing, Exavier. You were destined for fucking for failure
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  from the beginning, Bro. Like, even if even if we give you
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  responsibility that a fucking monkey can do, you still manage to fuck it up.
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  Like, I don't know what the fuck it is, Bro. This
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  is why you should get a lean piad, Bro, But not what I
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  say. You probably kill her with your stupid toxicity. Can someone Can someone
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  be so fucked up that they yeah, they they did. They drained the
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  other person's health and that person gets fucked up that's why like a lot of
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  those old ass fucking boublaos, with those old ass shamans, they don't see
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  that many people. Oh they're like special. Yeah, like they don't see
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  that case. They don't see that many people like I like, I'm I'm
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  pretty lucky. I get read by by Che's mom, which is like the
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  og and I was like, that's just because she takes she took alliking to
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  me, you know what I mean, It's not otherwise she wouldn't be like,
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  I'm not trying to fix your problems because that takes too much out of
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  my life. I mean, I know we were going into the fucking but
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  is it kind of like when someone has an excessist and the demon jumps from
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  one person to another. It can depending on how bad I did the situation
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  it is is uh, the situation in hand is a Poulter Geister and energy
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  like that. Yeah, it can't do that, but I guess I need
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  to leap your dog because I showed up park put my car and drive.
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  He's was like, put it in the fucking parking in the in the parking
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  lot, in the parking studio. So so anime expo comes Ali expo finally
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  shows up. Broa excited. I don't know if I don't know if Xavier
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  has confirmed this ticket or not. But he wrote back in the group chat,
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  We're like, yeah, I'll see you guys there. I was like,
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  Okay, he got a ticket. I was like he I don't know
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  where he managed to get a ticket from, but he got a ticket.
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  How how I thought about that when you wrote that, I just like smiled.
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  I was like, he's just gonna show up and I had a ticket.
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  But I did have a ticket. I lit't be fair. It was
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  the most bootleg looking piece of shit ticket ever. Bro, when you're seeing
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  everybody else's ticket, Did you get a badge? Ray? Yeah? Ray
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  got a badge? Like yeah, then Ray had an email where he had
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  to go pick it up at wood Call. It just didn't make sure part
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  code. I made sure that had to make an account for it because I
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  had to. Yeah, you should have to do something. Yeah, you
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  should have seen the person that I showed. I didn't even argue with him.
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  I didn't even say, hey, I got scammed, do you want
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  to hook it up? They just looked at me like yeah, that's how
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  everybody fucking looked at you. So let's start from the beginning, Tommy,
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  you know what I mean. So Exavior shows up and his piece of shit
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  car and he parks in red across the street, where like whatever, leave
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  your car. All of a sudden, we're like it's time, le's getting
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  ready to go. We're all in our costumes. Exavior is like, my
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  car won't start, and I'm pretty sure if I had to be one hundred
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  percent, is because Xaba is a type who doesn't turn this car off.
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  He's like, it's not fully all the way on, so it's not gonna
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  waste, Like I feel like you leave the keys like that, just chilling
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  all the time, and that's like one of the one things that could always
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  ring your battery. He didn't do battery. Well, we'll keep you going,
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  yes, I'll see there you go. The fact that he did,
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  the fact that he didn't argue is the fact that I know he leaves them
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  hanging on there like he's no old but still requires electricity. But anyways,
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  we pushed his car and and I've seen people like because the girl gets on
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  the wheel, it's me and he's gonna pushing it. We I'm wearing a
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  wire. He's wearing Wire, I'm wearing Luigi. It looks like a skit,
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  Like it literally looks like we're There were some people that were filming us.
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  They were driving by. They were just like, what the hell this
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  is like, this is just very odd. This is the homeless people.
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  So we were pushing his car into into the studio lot. I pushed,
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  you know whatever. We left the car. Then we're like, we finally
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  head onto the Animate Expo. Get our parking. We're heading to the door
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  man so and on the way to the door, we're all like, all
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  right, cool, we're starting to film. We already took a picture in
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  the parking lot. It's looking like it's gonna be a very good time.
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  Bro. They're like it's gonna build up. We're like, wow, I
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  can't believe it. In Exavier on the car, he's like yeah there,
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  We're like, does everybody have their past? I'm like yeah, I told
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  my girlfriend. I was like, let me see my badge and then raise
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  like I have a QR code, but you know what I mean, Like,
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  but I'm gonna go ahead and um, you know you know what I
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  mean. I have to go pick it up at will Call and Exavier pussed
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  out, pulls out this one ticket. He's like yeah, He's like,
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  I'm about this. I'm like, how'd you get your ticket? Exavier?
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  Exavior is like I went on Twitter and I saw what it was and Xavier
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  bust out this jankee ass looking ticket right here. I mean, this doesn't
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  even look professional at all. Bro, anybody could have made this, like
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  anybody could have made this whole ticket. But Xavier felt convinced, right,
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  not convinced, especially when Ray, because I took Ray, I was like
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  this look good and rageous. No, my boy, and I said fuck.
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  And that's when I was like, man, I might not be getting
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  in today and my car don't work. Fuck dude. So he I told
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  him. I was like, Exavier expects. He was like, no,
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  she sent me your ID. So before we continue on, Exavier, where
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  did you find this person? Number one? How did this happen for you?
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  On offer up? What was it offer up or Twitter? Exavier,
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  you're changing your story now. I'm trying to feel like you did this on
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  purpose. If ill show you, fucking DM me send me her ID.
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  I send her my Instagram because you know how they always act like, how
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  how am I gonna trust you? They played the how am I gonna trust
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  you? Card when they're the fucking scammers, and I'm like, don't worry
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  about it. I have a podcast. Here's my Instagram. You can tell
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  these people if I scam you. I'm like trying to like be as legit
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  as I. She's trying to be legit too. She's like, well,
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  here's my ID and it's a girl. What did her instagram look like?
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  I didn't go through Instagram. She didn't send me her Instagram. I sent
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  her my Instagram. She didn't follow me or nothing. That's the thing is
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  I should have There's a lot of signs. But I was like, it's
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  like it's a girl. Bills, the one who texted Me's like, stupid,
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  that's just a guy using a girl's profile. Yeah, that probably is
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  true. That probably isn't. That chick that sent me the ID and her
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  name was Natalie. She caught me. She caught me for fifty bucks and
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  then I was supposed to send her another thirty five when I got in,
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  and then I try to text her being like hey, bitch, I didn't
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  get in and I was blocked and I was like, oh, you didn't
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  even want the thirty five. You already were just like, fucking I'll take
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  the hell I'll take, I'll take the tip out. She blocked me this
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  the second I didn't get in. I was like, I'm gonna let her
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  know. Maybe she gave me the wrong one. I'm still thinking, like
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  being optimistic, blocked block. How did you know you were blocked? M
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  because the fucking you texted her? And I try to call her from the
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  number I would, I texted her from a dead tone, she blocked the
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  number. Nothing I could have done. I mean, what am I gonna
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  going offer up? Why don't you give her number out on the on the
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  Why don't you give her number out on the on the show today? And
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  I couldn't do that. I mean, I just I'm over it, dude,
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  like a bro. Now this person's gonna have to pay. Bro,
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  this person's gonna have to block all these numbers. Like everybody said, it
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  was kind of karma. That's what I get from car Like, yeah,
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  I was just gonna say that, and I don't want to move it because
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  then I'm gonna be pushing more karma on this person, Like just let it
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  go. You know what, you know what her number Exaby just become a
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  wiser person. Yeah, everyone texted me. Now maybe this is start.
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  You know, I don't want to be no more buying tickets on offer up
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  only stub hub and fucking how about you just buying when I tell you,
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  hey, there's plenty available the first week if not, like not like fucking
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  four months ahead. I'm letting you know, like every fucking weekend, Hey
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  bro, get the ticket, Hey bro, get the ticket. Bro,
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  Hey bro, get the ticket. Have you got in the ticket? I
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  saw that you went a stupid day trip. Have you gone in the ticket
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  for day trip? Because I didn't buy a ticket when I showed up,
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  I paid three hundred dollars from my that should have been one hundred and forty,
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  just because I had already told that's what the fuck you get? You're
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  just I know I have a fucking buying tickets when I'm supposed to, Like
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  it's not a problem buying ticket. You're stupid, bro, Like you're literally
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  fucking retarded. Bro, like you like you don't. I'm going to hard
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  Summer, I still don't have my ticket. And I'm going to DC and
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  I don't have my ticket, Like it's I'm gonna be there and I'm just
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  kind of like a boy right now. It's not I don't know why.
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  It's just that thing that I do, like, like since I started going,
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  so you've been stupid. This is the beginning, Bro. It's like,
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  I don't even like Xavier sees pre sale tickets going online. It's something
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  he wants to go to all way to the last minute. It's like the
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  dumbest shit you can do, Bro. Did sometimes sometimes seems come up and
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  like sometimes I've had tickets where I gotta sell too because like I got booked
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  for this exactly. Yeah, I don't know. That's like the dumbest shit
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  you can do, exavior for you to wait for the last minute. But
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  anyways, so Exavier only makes it to the door or he has to go
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  to walk call with Ray. Ray comes back, so it's now now it's
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  now we're there with Ray. So we start filming. We're walking around by
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  the way anime expose. The anime community is very cool as hell, Bro.
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  It was. There was a lot of there was a lot of he
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  she's there real, Yeah. There was a lot of us, a lot
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  like they were dress. There was a lot there was a lot of sailor
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  man's not Sailor Moons, yeah, bro, but dressed up at Sailor Moons
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  Bro, with the rompers and all that stuff. Like, yeah, there
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  was a lot of that going on. And I was like, I don't
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  know if it's like there's a lot of that in the anime going on,
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  but I was like, it was just I'm like, hey, the sholes
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  are all here. Just this is dop firing. It a lot of fat
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  people. I'm not gonna lie fat people and like costumes shout out to them,
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  but this is fucking it's a revenge of the nerds, can bro,
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  you know what I mean? Like this was because I don't know, I
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  got the I got the feeling that some of these people are not socially awkward,
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  bro, but they're not the most social people and they're kind of like
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  on their phone most of the time. That's why they kind of like watch
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  a lot of anime and stuff. So it's it's cool to see that there's
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  a community where like they can kind of just be who they really want to
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  be for that one time being, you know, and everybody's very nice.
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  It's embracing. Like I dropped a few things and somebody was like, yo,
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  man, you dropped this and pick it up type of stuff like that,
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  you know what I mean? There was like, no mostly Asians,
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  right, uh, there was a lot of No, actually I don't want
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  to say that was the majority, because there was a lot of Asians there.
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  But there was a little bit of very thig examber you missed out because
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  you know how you were saying there's no bitches or the bitches there. There
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  was bitches, bro. There was a lot of fucking bitches, bro,
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  Like, there's a lot for you, a lot of fucking bitches. Like
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  so many fucking girls, bro, like you just the first time I go
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  to in the van where like a girl does not dress up like she's going
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  to a rave. Thank god. Maybe one or two, but that's it.
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  But they were in the co cosplay, right though. Yeah a lot
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  of them. Yeah, yes, yeah, there was a lot of them.
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  There were. There was even like a few porn stars walking around.
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  Oh yeah, they were taking pictures. There was there was taking pictures with
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  random foods. They were just in their costplaying too. So what's the come
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  up? It's not like you know how we went to the glass and you
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  were buying all the little glass things. Do you buy here? Shit,
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  here do you take pictures with people? Yeah, I bought, I bought.
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  I bought things like there was this one brand that had this Pokemon collab,
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  this official collab, and uh, I bought this soccer jersey in a
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  rugby jersey, which is kind of cool or like a rugby shirt, an
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  anime rugby shirt, anime soccer shirt. It was a Pokemon shirt. And
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  then um, there was a couple of anime like style clothing, so I
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  bought like that, and then a girl bought like a couple couple of things
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  and what's about like this little hat for a cat and um, yeah,
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  aside from that, there's not that there. There's like a bunch of different
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  stuff. I'm not really there for buying. Like there's Pokemon cards, there's
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  manga, there's uh, you know, there's all these different these different type
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  of things you can come up on, but I'm not really into all that
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  anime. Like, there was not a lot of the anime that I grew
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  up knowing or like the ones that that I know, Like there was not
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  that much Dragon Ball Z Like there was but not that many. And I
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  would have thought Dragon Ball Z was so so huge, but no, that
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  was not that much. There's like like Pokemon. It was like there was
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  a there was something, but not like how you might think, and I
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  would have thought, I'm like, hey, it's but then you have a
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  it's like one of the biggest franchise. That fool on the boat with the
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  straw hat. I don't know what it is, and then it's huge.
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  It's huge. Yeah, well those fools run with their with their arms backgrounds.
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  Yeah, like that is that Naruto. No, that's not Naruto.
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  I don't know which one it is. It's called One Piece. Yeah,
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  yeah, yeah, people be watching uh one Piece a lot. Bro.
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  There was a lot of foods that be watching that. There was this one
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  stand. Yeah, you're right, you're right right, it's like your typical
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  China many Yeah. I was just no, I guess it's huge. I
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  get think. I think they got like twenty seasons. Yeah, twenty seasons.
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  You know, the show has been around since July ninety seven. Yeah,
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  they're still running a dog there, you know, yeah, you know,
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  you know it's crazy. One hundred and fifty, one hundred and five
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  volumes. Somebody said, or Cowboy Beaboup. There was not that much Cowboy
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  Beeboup at all. There's a lot more of like the bitches uh like dressed
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  up hot and like they have their own like different uh characters of that.
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  There was also that what's that one bus with the catches? Oh from my
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  neighbor Totoro that cat bus. Yeah, that was that was cool. Yeah
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  was there any death? That's the only anim that that's what's believe, but
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  I wouldn't recognize it. Yeah. Yeah, there was maybe the first guy
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  that you interviewed with the little code or you know, he had like a
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  little outfit on. Yeah, there was a lot of this show the food
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  with the wings. No, not that guy. There was a lot of
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  intricate costumes there though. I thought it was really cool. Um there was
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  not that many Mario characters there was, but there was a couple. It
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  was a lot of more like crazy anime. Like I really did feel that.
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  I felt that it was going. It gave me that sense like I
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  was back in the electronics or or or um the comic district in Akibata in
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  Japan, because they had the music going, they had the gotcha machines,
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  they had um you know they had it was because a lot of people were
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  complaining. But to me, there was a lot of people that complain.
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  Those people that complain went on the first two days, and I tried to
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  stay away from that because I didn't want to be a part of that.
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  There's limited releases, is there's all this stuff that sold out. I didn't
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  want to go ahead and deal with that, bro, So I waited to
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  the third day. But the third day it was more chill, and I
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  talked to a few of the vendors and they did say that, yeah,
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  the first two days it was so hectic, you didn't even enjoy. It
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  would take you thirty minutes to make it to the other side. Yeah,
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  I was watching videos. I was like, man, it's that Pactison's not
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  gonna last a while. He's not gonna last a long time in there.
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  I was there too, four No, I know, but when people were
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  sending me videos are like, good thing. You didn't go look at it
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  anyways, because people were trying to know. People felt bad that I got
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  fucking I didn't get in there at scamp and they were like, dude,
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  don't even trip that. Don't go in. I saw like videos of like
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  like head like like Sardine's type of ship. Yeah, No, there was
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  a there was a lot. There was a response that I got from a
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  lot of the people. And by the way, that video is going to
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  be going on the Patreon, So everybody on Twitch if you want to see
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  the but went on an anime expo and some of the people I talked to
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  make sure you joined the Patreon. It's just five dollars. If you're out
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  there buying backwoods every day, stop buying backward from one day and bumming out
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  your friend and to use that five dollars to join for the month also too.
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  Before we continue going on that, I want to remind everybody on Patreon,
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  you got a fucking dm me to get your shirt on Patreon. You
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  got a dmme to get your shirt on Patreon if you're the thirty dollars here.
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  This is the shirt for the month of June. I'm working on the
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  one for July, but I'm sending the one for Jude. What is it
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  because it was a lot of it was backtrack, So I'm telling you make
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  sure you guys get this for July. There might be a hat just because
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  the shirts are a little bit expensive to make, and I'm like, I'm
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  over here, going overboard for you. Montherfucker So I'm just letting you guys
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  know that if you are a thirty dollar tier, this is the monthly shirt
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  for the month of June, and you have the dm ME. Please fucking
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  dm me. Somebody said watch for you or die then fucking die. Then
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  food. I'll be like, I'll show up to that funeral for free.
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  Dog, I'll do a meet and greet there for free. But then I'll
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  go back to that speak the student know how embarrassing it was. Dog,
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  All your homies here are laughing at me because I looked like Luigi, you
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  know, Dom fu Ce minus. I just think it's funny. And then
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  I had had called Triple A because my car didn't work. And then the
• 19:11
  guy laughs at me too because he's like, don't you why don't you work
• 19:15
  on your own car, And I'm just supposed to Luigi, You're a plumber
• 19:18
  stupid. Huh. Yeah, I know. I knew he's just trying to
• 19:21
  be funny. Now I was like, man, I'm even getting roasted by
• 19:22
  the Triple A guy, Dog, and I just set I gotta get a
• 19:26
  new battery. I'm just mothering. But I was fucking look stupid after day
• 19:30
  for no reason. I think honestly, I think it was um that it's
• 19:36
  it's karma. I think so too. That's why I don't want to release
• 19:40
  that bitch's number. Not just release her number, bro, let's suppose it.
• 19:44
  Let's just must have added people are just like released her to the wolves.
• 19:48
  You kind of have to put her number out. I think it's just
• 19:49
  fair because she's You weren't the only one she was gonna scam, dude,
• 19:53
  she probably scammed other people. She was out there posted she had a ticket.
• 19:57
  How she's scammed me? Like, I'm not gonna do it, But
• 20:02
  it's fucking easy. When something sold out, people start getting a little desperate.
• 20:07
  Yeah, people that don't they don't like to listen to them tell them
• 20:10
  buy on time. I know. Like me, I was, I was
• 20:11
  like, man, I gotta get this ticket because he's gonna say because I
• 20:14
  was like, I'll just get it, and I literally I felt sketchy,
• 20:17
  but it was like it felt it felt like the realist one. Oh,
• 20:22
  I wouldn't know. You know who's gonna get scamped for sure? Who hot?
• 20:26
  I'm telling you guys are right now. If you don't get your ticket
• 20:27
  from the zone for the LAFC MESSI game. Oh, it's gonna be fool
• 20:32
  scam people. It's gonna be a lot of people scamming for that game.
• 20:36
  Oh yeah, dog, you're not gonna see messy. If you think that's
• 20:38
  what's gonna happen, you're gonna stab If you're gonna wait for the last minute
• 20:42
  to get some tickets for the LAFC game for the at ain't the Miami game.
• 20:48
  You're gonna get scamed. Bro. It's too good to be true.
• 20:51
  And the one thing is, like, you'll know, bro, because shout
• 20:53
  out to LAFC for being on point with the way their ticket system works.
• 20:57
  Because you it's a lot I barcode did you can only get through the app,
• 21:02
  so there's no fake ticket. There's no like, hey, I'm gonna
• 21:04
  sending you a separate shot of a barcode. There's no nothing of that.
• 21:08
  Bro. Literally, I was like, you cannot. It's very hard to
• 21:12
  scam somebody for the BMO Stadium. Bro. And let's talk about the game.
• 21:18
  How much you think the cheapest ticket right now, right now, right
• 21:21
  right now, right now is how much four forty six? Damn? I'm
• 21:26
  telling you. If you guys want section one on one tickets, there's just
• 21:29
  one fool who hit me up already. It's easy. How much you letting
• 21:32
  go? I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say that too. It's done all
• 21:33
  right right here. I clicked on your sex and your sections, going for
• 21:40
  about her books. Yeah, yeah, books. But the time it keeps
• 21:44
  going, it's gonna buy. It's gonna go to the g because the seats
• 21:47
  are gonna get taken up, so poorer sections doing four forty six too,
• 21:51
  it's gonna be like two forty two originals. I don't even like MESSI and
• 21:56
  I love you. He's one, but I hope the second you sell those
• 21:59
  that fool gets hurt and nobody sees the helpful play. I don't think he
• 22:04
  seems pretty healthy. Oh yeah, you're never knowing soccer quick. Not everybody,
• 22:11
  And to see your parents were cheapskates too, bro, Not everybody's.
• 22:14
  Some people go to the doctor. Yeah, some people go to the doctor.
• 22:18
  Waite as a doctor dog. They got elite, elite people. When
• 22:21
  you're worth that much money, I honestly feel the healthcare is kind of like
• 22:26
  elasium, bro. Seeing that movie with Matt Damon. It's kind of like
• 22:30
  elasium, bro, because you got all these bullshit doctors, like you know
• 22:33
  when they go in that movie they go to the to the to the er,
• 22:37
  and it's like a it's a ship show. That's what happens when you
• 22:38
  go to UCLA medicare right there. When you go to the UCLA Harbor Hospital
• 22:42
  and you go to the bottom, there's fucking crackheads, there's gang bangers,
• 22:47
  there's people that are stabbed, and you're gonna keep being pushed to the back,
• 22:49
  bro. And these are just the general population of hard working people,
• 22:53
  Bro. And very much like in the movie, the people, the people
• 22:56
  that are worth a lot of money and people that are quote on co elite,
• 23:00
  they live in a fucking far away space station, right and then,
• 23:03
  and they have med beds, you know what I mean. You go in
• 23:06
  there, it's like, Oh, I got i gotta fucking cancer, lumping
• 23:07
  my balls. I'm gonna lay down here, Oh canceling up, detective taking
• 23:11
  it off, right. So these fools in the bottom of the state on
• 23:14
  Earth, they know about this, so they all strive to go over there
• 23:15
  just to get healed. And I really feel that it's like that, bro,
• 23:18
  like the basketball players have those those are real doctors. They go see
• 23:22
  those are doctors that are not gonna like that. Bet you the toothpaste lebron
• 23:26
  uses does not have florida and his doctor prescribed it to him. You know
• 23:30
  what I mean? I be like, I bet you that the medicine he
• 23:33
  gets you don't get it at CBS, you know what I mean? I
• 23:36
  bet it he gets into a way different pharmacy. And I feel like that's
• 23:38
  really the fucking gimmick, bro. I feel that that's the fucking gimmick that
• 23:42
  like, that's really that's modern day elysium. Bro. The rich have different
• 23:45
  doctors, Bro. That's why the doctors that at Burbery Hills Hospital are way
• 23:51
  different than the doctors a good Samaritan. Yeah, you don't think Trump has
• 23:53
  elite doctors. I thought it's McDonald's every day and he's still alive, you
• 23:59
  know what? Out You know that that's that that's the real kind of wealth,
• 24:02
  bro. I really would that's I just want a doctor like that.
• 24:06
  I just want to have access to a doctor, to to to a good
• 24:08
  doctor like that. Brow often would you how if you were that rich?
• 24:11
  Hopten with every month every month, like every six month full body check out,
• 24:17
  but like every month I'd be in there for something else, blood work
• 24:19
  every time I'm here, not like every month. I'd be like, you
• 24:21
  know what, can you check my allergies just to make sure to see if
• 24:23
  I had, you know what, what I'm allergy to check? Like,
• 24:27
  I'd walk in there and be like, you know what, I'm pushing thirty
• 24:30
  five at about two years? Can you tests check my testosterol levels? You
• 24:34
  know, like like like, hey, what what do you? Can I
• 24:37
  talk to a nutrition is I'll be using the hell out of that bro.
• 24:41
  Can you measure Can you measure my nails? Can you check my balls again?
• 24:44
  Make sure I don't have no balls on my balls? Are my nails
• 24:45
  growing at the accurate rate that they're supposed to at the age of thirty five?
• 24:51
  You know who probably had the best doctors? The Nazie foods. That's
• 24:56
  that's your pan food and not Hitler. Hitler had horrible doctors. Didn't he
• 25:00
  went the Nazis in World War Two? Hitler had a horrible doctors, didn't
• 25:04
  he have? Like they say, there's theories. One of the theories is
• 25:07
  that that one of his doctors knew that Hitler was a bad person, so
• 25:12
  he tried to kill him by through medicine and Hitler was a sick when if
• 25:17
  you ever see Hitler, he feels tweaking, he can't keep he's not.
• 25:21
  Also, I've tried math and all that. Yeah, yeah, they were.
• 25:22
  I thought that. I thought that, like because he they were running
• 25:25
  all these experiments, because we bought all that data, all the experiments.
• 25:29
  America bought it. So I'm like, I figured it had to be worth
• 25:33
  some kind of like it's they had to have some good doctors, bro,
• 25:34
  like these fools were. Yeah, but this was full. This was in
• 25:37
  the thirties. Okay, good doctors for the time, Xavier, And that's
• 25:41
  what I'm saying. No, yeah, but no, but but like for
• 25:45
  the time, Yeah, I guess because they had fucking I mean, Hitler
• 25:48
  was living. Yeah, somebody was taking care of him. Yeah, I
• 25:52
  mean somebody was taking care of all these Nazi soldiers bro. Bro, but
• 25:55
  they needed them alive, bro than not. I mean, it's it's fucked
• 25:57
  up and people and people, it's not you should be saying this. But
• 26:00
  like a lot of the experiments the Nazis did, like they advanced a lot
• 26:04
  of medicals. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yes they were, Yes,
• 26:10
  they would do to human They were they were they were they were violating medical
• 26:14
  medical barriers and agreements like that you're not supposed to do with humans, like
• 26:18
  you know, we have an agreement, like a doctor's not gonna mount practice
• 26:21
  and be like, hey, I can get you that prosthetic arm. Uh,
• 26:23
  let me just sow a dead person's arm. That's an experiment at that
• 26:26
  point, you know what I mean. But this is the kind of shit
• 26:27
  they were doing. Like you know who doctor begdel is, right, Yeah,
• 26:32
  you know he would get the twins. Yeah, that's just and then
• 26:33
  he would grab one twin and then hurt the other twin and then ask him
• 26:37
  did you feel that? Trying to see if they were like telepathy and ship
• 26:41
  like oh that they were in they were deep in the rabbit hole. They
• 26:44
  were looking for it. You you know what those there there is There is
• 26:47
  some kind of psyche to like dreaming and telepathy too, Like I've liked you,
• 26:51
  like you know, if you sleep with somebody and you're having a like
• 26:55
  you're having a dream and like you're close to that person and somebody yells in
• 26:59
  your dream and you wait up. That person could wake up like that too,
• 27:02
  and they was here that like, I thought I heard somebody yell.
• 27:04
  Really, yeah, it's happened before. You Yeah, to me, it's
• 27:07
  happening before with my lady where I was just like, why are you awaking?
• 27:11
  I was like, I thought I heard that. I thought I heard
• 27:12
  somebody call your name. That was fucking I was like, and I was
• 27:17
  just like, I'm like, bro, it's like fucking one am you know
• 27:18
  what I mean. I'm just like, who the fucking I opened the door.
• 27:22
  I'm like, somebody out there. Like but then and then I was
• 27:25
  like and then I was dreaming, right, and I think in my dream,
• 27:29
  like I don't know, I was at like some sporting event or something
• 27:30
  like that, and uh, and somebody yelled my name, like you know,
• 27:34
  and I just said it was a voice that I knew, can't really
• 27:37
  remember right now, but we both fucking heard it. Were like, what
• 27:41
  the fuck? You know? And then and then that tripped me out.
• 27:45
  So I'm just and then I looked into it and yeah, it's a real
• 27:48
  certain thing like if you if you have a connection with somebody, you know
• 27:52
  you can that's just that's one of the things that you're I guess telepath.
• 27:56
  It's some kind of some kind of form of telepathy. For I think dreams
• 28:00
  are fucking I think it's weird that you can't remember your dream. Like the
• 28:03
  second you try to remember your dream, like two minutes later, it's gone.
• 28:07
  Like I had a good dream today and I'm pissed that I trying to
• 28:10
  remember the dream. But it was so good, and I remember trying to
• 28:11
  like get back to it, and I was like, I'm trying to remember
• 28:15
  now. It was like papers all for sure, And in all my dreams
• 28:18
  I have papers, bro and every other and every other simulation, in every
• 28:22
  other world, I have papers. Except it's like, I don't know,
• 28:26
  I don't like it. I actually feel that you have papers in your dreams.
• 28:32
  Yeah, dude likes being a Midiicano dog. Yeah, that's why they
• 28:36
  call us dreamers. We're always dreaming. We have papers in our dreams.
• 28:37
  How do you spend Fourth of July? Yesterday? Chilled the house, watched
• 28:41
  the LAFC game, went to a bar, crazy bill uh Follen gambling.
• 28:48
  It's a big boy table, well bar bar. Yeah, I went to
• 28:53
  I went to that dim someplace again. Oh I call it that you liked
• 28:57
  that shit. I had to make comic knat some it was good, sounds
• 29:00
  good, but one of the dry one we order both. Yeah you're you're
• 29:07
  with that girl? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we're cool. Oh that's
• 29:11
  you have weed today? No you don't. I know I did have we
• 29:15
  But that's how I know if you hung out. Yeah, dim songs all
• 29:19
  right, but you said you were putting it as much live. I was
• 29:22
  surprised when you said that. You're like, that's all right, I guess
• 29:23
  because I haven't had anything that's wild me yet. The one that, the
• 29:27
  one, the one that, the one that um and Animate expo was good.
• 29:33
  I mean it wasn't like been to that one. They like make it
• 29:36
  there. They have like a little window and then they got Asian people working
• 29:37
  and ship it's weird. Yeah, I passed by it before. You know
• 29:41
  who likes those Steph tone Yeah, he fucking loves those dim sum ships.
• 29:45
  It's like it's not weird, but like you make your own sauce and then
• 29:47
  you dip them. I know you should check it out, I think.
• 29:49
  And it's a little it's like a little experience. It's like Korean barbecue.
• 29:52
  The first time you go, you're like, what's this and they give you
• 29:53
  the rundown on how it works. Yeah. No, I like going to
• 29:57
  the Asian steakhouses. You're like the only one there. The drinks are super
• 30:03
  small. Everybody everybody stares at you. The quality of meat is great,
• 30:07
  though, I would I would go for that. But to watch the game,
• 30:11
  I know you did, Yeah, Bro, I was trying to get
• 30:12
  into it earlier. Man. Yeah, but yeah, you derailed the whole
• 30:18
  fucking train. But yeah, aside for that. Yeah, So yesterday I
• 30:22
  saw the fucking game, Bro, and man, it was it was quite
• 30:25
  disappointing. I really thought that we were gonna tie, and I was hoping.
• 30:30
  I was like, yeah, I knew that. I knew that was
• 30:32
  coming. I was like, you guys thought it was gonna be a win,
• 30:34
  but Na Galaxy won that the rolls Bulldog, And to be honest,
• 30:37
  Dog, they wanted it more. If I had to be honest, dog,
• 30:42
  I feel like they wanted it more and that's why they fucking took it,
• 30:45
  Bro. And I mean, I like, I like, I love
• 30:48
  my team, Bro, and then you know, I love supporting the team,
• 30:52
  Bro, And I'm very I'm a critical when it comes to to them
• 30:56
  fucking up, but we don't take the shots. We need to be taken.
• 31:00
  Bro. The only one taking shot is Dennis. He's the only one
• 31:03
  fucking taking shots. And ever since, um, the fucking game, he
• 31:07
  just ain't been making him. He was on the road before that, but
• 31:11
  he ever since the Lane game, he just ain't been making him. And
• 31:14
  um, I want to say our defense was like there was a couple of
• 31:18
  moments where it was trash, like there was there was no reason. Why
• 31:22
  what is it? Why what is it? Raheem Edwards should have been all
• 31:25
  the way in front, was like, Bro, he's a defender, Like
• 31:27
  why is he? Why is he in the scoring box? Bro? Like
• 31:30
  he's a fucking defender, Like like one of the last ones too, Bro.
• 31:33
  And I'm just like it's it's no fucking it made no sense. Bro.
• 31:37
  I feel like we dropped the ball. I don't know what we're doing.
• 31:38
  Bro. We need to we need to sign some new people. Bro.
• 31:41
  It's what about a new coach. I think we need a new coach.
• 31:45
  That's always a possible. He has some Mexican team to do. Every
• 31:48
  time shain't working, coach, coach, it's always the coaches farm in the
• 31:53
  season, dude, dude, yeah, lecked up. Yeah, And Mexican
• 31:56
  and it's fucked up because you don't get a chance, like you got him
• 32:00
  get to know these players. He's getting players get to like you, so
• 32:01
  you gotta give it. Sometimes it's coach, it's coaching. Like is it
• 32:06
  like like you know how Phil Jackson describes it, where he's like I gave
• 32:09
  different books to every player, got to know them. Like is that soccer?
• 32:14
  Is it the same shit though? Like yeah, because there's all kinds
• 32:15
  of personalities, all kinds of egos, all kinds of you know, different
• 32:21
  like you know backgrounds, dude, and you're fucking with everybody's head. Everybody
• 32:25
  has an ego. Everybody in there has an egos. A professional every person
• 32:29
  and there's professional so their ego is pretty much I'm good at what I do
• 32:32
  obviously, and now you gotta remember I'm like I want to play so and
• 32:37
  so at this time, I gotta take sons a while, but this so
• 32:38
  it is captain and your your job is due. They have like when in
• 32:43
  professional soccer. Like in professional soccer, they have the coach, then they
• 32:45
  have a defensive coach, they have an offensive coach, and they have a
• 32:49
  therapy coach. Then they have a conditioning coach and there's a coach for everything,
• 32:52
  and then there's the main coach and the metal Metal the one that ends
• 32:54
  up making the main decision at the end of the day. But they have
• 32:58
  like pactolo divisi because I mean, everybody's I mean, I don't even think
• 33:02
  a coach would be great, bro, because I'm like, I did switch
• 33:06
  a coach. I'm like, you gotta switch a few payers. I'm like,
• 33:07
  if a new coach doesn't manage to make to make a know how to
• 33:12
  use Opoku as a better player, may make him how to take those shots,
• 33:15
  than it's time to either benchum or trade them. Bro. I like,
• 33:16
  dude, but dude, I'm like, Bro, you're too scared to
• 33:20
  take these fucking shots. Bro. And Vella like, I'm like, yesterday
• 33:22
  he was actually trying to fucking score and I'm like, if only he could
• 33:25
  play like that every fucking game. I'm like, yeah, Bro, you
• 33:28
  need to try like that every fucking game. Bro, he was getting frustrated
• 33:31
  that he couldn't score yesterday. What about it? Like, let'sbie for I
• 33:35
  mean, it's probably all hype, you know, it's all hype, but
• 33:37
  what if Okay, I mean, I'm not gonna say that that's a savior
• 33:43
  like Jesus Christ to carry a whole thing. But talking about yeah, bro,
• 33:46
  but we but who's to say that playing in the MLS is gonna be
• 33:50
  just like an instinct click kind of like like the people in Miami are thinking.
• 33:54
  People in Miami thinking that they get they get the goat, And I'm
• 33:58
  like, oh, dude, I'm scared. I'm scared. You don't messy
• 34:00
  his dog, have you. I gotta send you videos of these motherfuckers.
• 34:02
  They look I don't know, they don't play nothing like any of those MLS
• 34:07
  players. Watch That's why when um remember when yeah, it's unreal scoring goals
• 34:12
  like butter Dog. And then when I was looking at it, I was
• 34:15
  like, dude, like it's so like comical to see a man of that
• 34:20
  stature play in that league. Because these foods Cannah with this girtickets that price,
• 34:25
  because they're gonna see a different type of it's gonna be watching like like
• 34:30
  professional versus like high school. Remember Belie, remember another ship. Those are
• 34:36
  top tier players. Look at the look how much scores they how much goal
• 34:39
  goals they scored in their MLS career. I mean he is like up there,
• 34:45
  but he's not a go and he's still good here. He's still probably
• 34:49
  one of the best players here. But in Europe he's a bench player.
• 34:52
  And man, you you throw him in ninetieth minute hoping this Foe would cherry
• 34:55
  pick something out in England. Dude, Oh yeah, garbage, garbage.
• 35:02
  He was on the best the whole time. Yeah, it's just it doesn't
• 35:07
  it's just doesn't compare. It's like it's like watching. There's also like hierarchy
• 35:10
  too, man. I see that's another that's another thing that a coach has
• 35:15
  to like accept from players and ship and try to shape. Like how everybody
• 35:19
  kisses Vella's ass on the team probably yeah, like everybody's like no, no,
• 35:22
  no, But honestly, I think Vella has the biggest team, like
• 35:27
  like Defoe has the biggest ego because that Foe don't even mean like to taking
• 35:30
  pictures with his fans, won't play for the Mexican team. That's because he
• 35:34
  likes cheat. That's because he likes to cheat. No, that's because he
• 35:37
  can't keep in his pants supposed to be in his wife won't let him.
• 35:40
  That's exactly what the fuck I said. No, But I just like it's
• 35:44
  just no Examberly you speak English. Yeah, but okay, but that makes
• 35:46
  no sense. He no, no, no, because you don't think you
• 35:47
  can cheat an MLS does the case. He's not getting American pussy. I
• 35:52
  mean, who knows. Maybe his wife is with him everywhere. Maybe it's
• 35:54
  difference she has more control over the situation is compared to Mexico. I just
• 35:58
  don't respect someone that doesn't want you don't think you don't think that the coach
• 36:00
  fucking is gonna is gonna make an example of him in Mexico. He's like,
• 36:06
  I agree to that, but I don't respect someone that won't play for
• 36:07
  the country. It's weird to me. It's it's like it's something where I'm
• 36:13
  like, huh, you don't want to represent forever. You can't go back
• 36:15
  to your hope, to your country. I know, how do you think
• 36:17
  other people they're looking at you there like we can't respect him, you can't
• 36:20
  come back fuck him. Yeah, Bro probably likes me. He like Trip
• 36:30
  and they love me. That's why we over here. Bob was like,
• 36:32
  you know, you don't see me embracing fucking shit super crazy. Yeah,
• 36:37
  I'm gonna support the booster spot not rocking on Salvador in Jersey food. It's
• 36:40
  like, I'm not from there, Like I'm probably want to go visit there
• 36:44
  one day, but I'm like, foo, the only pride I got here
• 36:46
  is American pride. Dog. It's fair to say that. I'm like,
• 36:50
  this is why my this is why my parents fucking came here for a dog.
• 36:53
  The other they want they came there, their parents came here so we
• 36:57
  could have his life. And then when they see you, that dude is
• 36:59
  like, they'll be just like, hey, guess what you fucking gave me
• 37:01
  birthier and I you're mad at me because I love it here so much,
• 37:06
  and then you want me to show me where we come from, and you
• 37:07
  want me to be wild just as the same. I'm not happy. The
• 37:10
  other day you were like, I'm so proud of you solid with Thorian.
• 37:14
  It's cool. It makes you feel proud that you're like, hey, that's
• 37:16
  where I come from. But I'm not gonna be one of these foods that's
• 37:20
  gonna have a Sopidoran decount in my window. I'm not gonna be who's that
• 37:22
  food? Jose's Mary Yet, I'm not gonna be doing comedy like that.
• 37:28
  Bro. I'm not that's not my fucking thing. Bro. Like I'm said
• 37:30
  Dorian, but I'm not that kind of Solbidorian bro A yeah, like yeah,
• 37:36
  like see it's way fucking different, bro, Like you don't have to
• 37:39
  I don't have to fucking give him out of my show, bro, Like
• 37:42
  you know what I mean, Like no offense to that. But like if
• 37:45
  we have to eat you, we have fucking wings, you know, we
• 37:47
  have different ship. Bro. Like it's different. Bro. I'm like and
• 37:51
  it's like there's no shame in that either, bro, But like that's okay.
• 37:53
  See that's how I feel like when people tell me, like how I
• 37:57
  feel about that the Hot Cheetah movie, I mean it's like, ah,
• 38:01
  that's because none of the stuff there you can't accomplish. Bro. You can't
• 38:06
  accomplish none of this stuff in there, Like you don't have to write paperwork
• 38:09
  like some paperwork, but you need like if you were to become like Moll
• 38:15
  be famous, you need You wouldn't need like a host, bro. Do
• 38:17
  you mean a host like you would need Like it would definitely like a like
• 38:22
  a host body or something like that. What do you mean by a whost
• 38:25
  body? I'm lost read? Do you know what he's talking about, like
• 38:28
  like, I don't know, like you would like what if you can't have
• 38:30
  that what he's talking You can't, you can't have the body host you that
• 38:32
  you can't like you can't be illegal and that's super famous. You can't.
• 38:38
  Why can't somebody got papers? Yeah, but what can't Like he's not living
• 38:43
  out here though, Yeah, you get you get a work a worker's visa
• 38:49
  because you're making money for the country, like Pestel Pluma. Technically they need
• 38:52
  him here because he's hiring how many people to work at the stadiums. He's
• 38:55
  obviously helping. He's from Jalisco, ys from Jalisa, So there's a lot
• 39:00
  of people that hear that work here illegally, Like there's a lot of comedians
• 39:04
  that that work here illegally. You just gotta get a work for me,
• 39:07
  improve that you're giving that you're a benefit to the country. For a man
• 39:09
  like that, it's easy for him to attain the visa. Somebody said foods,
• 39:15
  foods that have the Salvey flag in the back of their truck or their
• 39:17
  car sending the money back. They say the same about the foods with the
• 39:22
  Mexican flags or the made it through Luca made it here, made man come
• 39:27
  on. But like he said, those fools do send money back to the
• 39:30
  country. Like, if you're a bicyle, Bro, you come out here.
• 39:31
  Bro, Like I'm like, in your dream truck is not a four
• 39:35
  to death one fifty or a Chevy Silverado. The fuck you doing here?
• 39:37
  Dogs, I like brothers like you gotta adapt, Bro, You gotta fucking
• 39:43
  adapt, Bro's because it's it's different. It's different now here. Bro.
• 39:45
  I'm just saying, like you, like, I love the fact that,
• 39:50
  yeah, I like the certain you know, my background makes me different and
• 39:53
  I have you know, it makes me diverse and cultured. But I can't
• 39:59
  help the fact that I'm gonna American dog, Like we're like reflexing on me,
• 40:02
  Like like we just can't we just you just can't help that ship.
• 40:06
  Bro. We like some stupid ship. Bro, Like we like we we
• 40:10
  really like we're pretty fucking privilege of being here. Dog. I saw a
• 40:14
  lot of people I saw him not gonna lie. I don't like it because
• 40:16
  I wish I could. But I saw a lot of people complaining about Fourth
• 40:21
  of July yesterday, Like, uh, you know, when I see that,
• 40:23
  I'm like complaining, Cube but see what happened. I'm like, like,
• 40:28
  like American be like it was independence, it was racist. We were
• 40:30
  racist back then. The Declaration of the Food I saw, I saw all
• 40:35
  my black neighbors riding on fireworks having They did not give a fuck about the
• 40:38
  slave ship yesterday. They did not give him a funk about no slavery.
• 40:44
  These motherfuckers were like, hey man, we got to kick it on the
• 40:47
  block, like like, because we're in America, bro, Like you saw
• 40:52
  that ship. You you you're from la I've never lived. I couldn't believe
• 40:55
  how much fireworks I heard yesterday. If you couldn't these fire works getting stronger,
• 41:00
  bro, Like, I had to put my dogs inside, bro because
• 41:04
  like for a long time, like it wouldn't stop. I thought it was
• 41:06
  gonna be. I had to take Nico to go to sleep, like it
• 41:10
  was you lived like more and more in the hood. It was like that
• 41:14
  in the Glendale. I could hear it wasn't not as bad, okay,
• 41:17
  but you could hear pop like for I went to sleep, like around one
• 41:22
  o'clock, and I heard there was a certain time where I wanted to go
• 41:24
  back. Oh yeah, I was driving here, and I guess a kid
• 41:30
  got hit by by a straight bullet in critical condition by the pool. Don't
• 41:36
  go like that. I didn't say that. I was trying to hold the
• 41:38
  smoking. I don't know why. I'm laughing. No like that, he
• 41:44
  was, Yeah, you're a fucking dig dude. No, I'm giving him.
• 41:46
  Don't do that shit. Don't fucking shoot up in the air because he's
• 41:50
  just like I was about to because they wouldn't let me sleep. Straight bullets
• 41:57
  are for real, I forget that. That is like an actual at you
• 42:00
  gotta be on the lookout for. During fourth July. It's bat let though
• 42:04
  obviously if you get hit by a straight bullet, it did the critical condition.
• 42:08
  You know what's crazy though, to those people that think that you can't
• 42:13
  get caught, Oh, they're they're looking. The helicopters were like food.
• 42:19
  I'll tell you. I'll tell you what the get down was. And I
• 42:21
  noticed it. The helicopters were not there yesterday because there's a big risk that
• 42:24
  they run of them getting hit. So they were not They were there,
• 42:28
  but at a higher level yeah so so so, Yeah, they have drones.
• 42:31
  That's the no get down. But before that, the whole week leading
• 42:36
  up to fourth of July, like starting Friday. These fools were they saw
• 42:39
  with the fireworks going every time there was a bunch of fireworks going off because
• 42:43
  you know, foods can't wait. They'll going over the area and these foods
• 42:45
  will go hide pinpointing the houses there were and all these houses dog yeah,
• 42:52
  food Like, so did you get downe is that you're just gonna you're gonna
• 42:55
  go wolf. You're gonna get a fucking a fucking ticket from the state from
• 43:00
  with the picture of like fire like yeah, like an aerial shot. I'm
• 43:02
  saying, it's like, yeah, this is your house, this is the
• 43:05
  front of you. You're getting a ticket because they were they set thousand dollars.
• 43:08
  Fine, I read and I was gonna asking. I was like,
• 43:10
  yo, but it looks like no one gives a fuck because if I if
• 43:13
  I had fireworks, I'll popped them off in boo. I was scared that,
• 43:15
  like my house was gonna catch on fire, because that's kind of stupid,
• 43:19
  how like someone because when you wake up, bro, there was trash
• 43:21
  everywhere. There was trash on top of my car, like from these things
• 43:23
  that go up in the air they blow up, you know. There was
• 43:27
  there was trash like on the little side sad row right there, you know,
• 43:30
  and between the houses. Yeah, Bro, I was just like,
• 43:32
  it's fucking crazy and and and I'm not gonna lie. I'm like, where
• 43:37
  the fuck is all this firework money coming from a lot of people complaining a
• 43:40
  lot of I don't know, a lot of people fucking complaining talking about It's
• 43:45
  like they don't got no money. All these foods that are talking about I
• 43:46
  don't want to watch for free, watch this patreon for free and all that
• 43:50
  shit. I pitch you, these foods were out there burning fucking fireworks.
• 43:52
  Dog. Do people think about that shit? Bro? Next time you don't
• 43:54
  want to support the patreon dog fucking hold down to that mad permanently. Bro,
• 44:00
  Like fucking you know what I mean? You got money for fireworks,
• 44:02
  Bro, But you guys can't support your local brands, can't support your local
• 44:06
  economy, can't support your local fucking people called content creators. That's something fucked
• 44:10
  up. You're burning your money, that's what you're fucking doing. Bro.
• 44:14
  You want just want to take some fucking hundred dollar bill and just light it
• 44:16
  up and then fucking salute it. Bro, You're done. You shouldn't have
• 44:19
  to pay five dollars for coffee. I mean that is true. What we
• 44:23
  do, we get it downstairs for free. Shout out to you by whoo
• 44:30
  whoo whoo. Yeah. But I'm just saying, bro, that shit foods
• 44:38
  hospital. You know what I saw? I saw a video some guy blows
• 44:44
  his hand off because release that was crazy. The squirting blood that comes out
• 44:46
  when you blow your handoff thoughs fucking me. So I've seen videos. Yeah,
• 44:52
  it's wild. I saw a video and then like I was, it
• 44:57
  was like, oh, somebody said it to me, Like I was like,
• 45:00
  oh, man, I blew my hand off and you see the like
• 45:01
  just you see the bone structure right, and you see kind of it leaking.
• 45:05
  Right. So then the fucking dad fucking he's like, hold on and
• 45:07
  he fucking gets the belt and he ties his arm up right like he fucking
• 45:10
  put I gotta drive you to the hospital. And then the ambulance fucking shows
• 45:14
  up and the take that fool. But that food has his like hand,
• 45:17
  Yeah, but that's his dad was smart. His dad saved his life.
• 45:20
  Is that got the belt and he fucking just like tied it up all the
• 45:22
  way and his hand was just like the bloods kind of stopped. It was
• 45:25
  just kind of going. But I was like, damn, that was kind
• 45:28
  of smart, which kind of That's the one that's my instinct. Bro.
• 45:30
  Somebody would ever get like cut really bad, it won't stop, that would
• 45:34
  be my instinct. I take off my shirt or take my belt off and
• 45:37
  just fucking tighten it up as much as possible and then like keep slapping that
• 45:40
  person until they so they don't pass out because you have to hit him,
• 45:45
  like, like, you got my shirt, bitch. I'd be like,
• 45:47
  that was a custom my favorite poke in my hand. I got blood.
• 45:53
  I was like, this is a custom hat, bitch. Fucking scumbags.
• 45:59
  You want to join real quick or I hit you? Yeah, bro,
• 46:04
  But that's that's the comeback. Second time he gets stabbed's gotta be with me.
• 46:10
  I don't ever wish that whoever get stabbed the game, bro. I
• 46:14
  want anyone getting stabbed. He could have lost his dick. Remember he was
• 46:16
  all scared of that. Remember he thought he had a eight. Yeah,
• 46:22
  he got he could have had AIDS because you don't know if the guy had
• 46:24
  yeah, but he was saying what the fuck because he's like, funk aids.
• 46:30
  Oh, but that would be a bad way to get AIDS if I'm
• 46:34
  gonna get AIDS. But like a good girl, Yeah, like I had
• 46:37
  better be in Hong Kong, just raw dogging every bitch your What did your
• 46:40
  dad say when you call him? Call him back? I know, but
• 46:45
  like he didn't think it was awkward. He just called him me like he's
• 46:47
  like kids. I was like, nah, I didn't tell me. I
• 46:51
  didn't tell me on the show because I don't want him be like we not
• 46:53
  want to call him. Damn, you can always think I'm on the show.
• 46:57
  And he said, you out Hong Kong? Yeah, what do single?
• 47:01
  Man? Are you jealous that you can't go to Hong Kong? I
• 47:05
  don't like that shit. He don't go fuck either, That's what he says.
• 47:07
  Nah. Come on, the guy with two girlfriends doesn't go to the
• 47:13
  prostitute house to go fuck. Nah, he really says. Nah, He
• 47:15
  just said, you don't You know what, Ray, it's that time before
• 47:22
  we continue, You know what? It is? That time? These twitch
• 47:25
  shows are gonna start getting shorter and shorter, y'all. I'm sorry, man,
• 47:29
  we're gonna go how much is it the first hour? We're going thirty
• 47:31
  minutes now for the rest of the week. Bro, you guys gotta get
• 47:34
  on Patreon. We need to hit three hundred subscribers. It's just five dollars,
• 47:38
  bro, five bucks. And before you guys leave, you guys want
• 47:42
  an incentive to go in there, d m me on Patreon to get your
• 47:45
  monthly shirt every first of the month. D m me or I will post
• 47:51
  it, but I will post another video on there letting you guys know get
• 47:53
  this shirt. Shout out to Chili Millie for this design. Uh you know
• 47:58
  what I mean that this one has Rock Sampson there so much. Karman is
• 48:01
  the best character on the whole show. Yeah, I know that's I'm kind
• 48:04
  of jealous arms the best character ever made. But yes, so make sure
• 48:08
  you guys joined it. Uh. And also, if you guys want to
• 48:13
  come shop for the High and Hungry pop up, we have a lot of
• 48:15
  dope vendors. We got uh we got people that make sweets, We got
• 48:20
  a plus products, we got flea con, we got red Eyes Always,
• 48:23
  we got uh what is it? We got a lot? Let me look
• 48:25
  at the menu. That's what you want to talk about? You let me?
• 48:30
  If you I wouldn't, I would you know? If you would let
• 48:31
  me? You look like you had nothing to talk about. The menu.
• 48:35
  The menu is fucking fire. The menu is The menu is fucking fire.
• 48:37
  Though I would say I would say, um, there's there's a lot of
• 48:40
  it said. I'm gonna post the video of the menu as well. We're
• 48:44
  not a video of the menu, but a video of the menu item.
• 48:46
  I also have the design for the limited edition T shirt that's gonna be just
• 48:51
  available for that pop up shout out to you Chili. It kind of looks
• 48:52
  like a rusty crab with Koda's market. It's kind of cool with Chili made
• 48:57
  Dad. That's only gonna be a limited edition T shirt that will be available
• 49:00
  there. I got eighty dollars vip bags as well. There's only twenty of
• 49:04
  them. I'm not making more than twenty. I'm really not because it's a
• 49:07
  lot of work. So if you got those, you're gonna have to go
• 49:09
  pull up to my booth and I will be hooking up those twenty will include
• 49:14
  out of many things, they will include the new pro Pan flavors by e
• 49:17
  Zone Pan. So if you want to go ahead and cop one of these
• 49:22
  and the VIP bag, you can, and if you want to buy them
• 49:23
  in person, you can actually show up and buy them in person in my
• 49:25
  booth along other stuff as well. We will have a smoking booth as well.
• 49:30
  Buffalo po boy sandwich. We got a strawberry CEVICHA. Yeah, ye,
• 49:36
  strawberry CEVICHA. Yes it is, it is fire. We tried both
• 49:38
  of these items. I'm gonna go ahead and post it up. We gotta
• 49:42
  live music. I don't know who the DJ is gonna be yet, I'm
• 49:44
  gonna see. I don't know anybody wants the DJ that's legittically play some dope,
• 49:47
  y'all rock that's not gonna try to charge to be five hundred dollars for
• 49:50
  a fucking hour or something like that. It just wants to come get down,
• 49:53
  hit me up. I'll be hosting some auditions. Bro, somebody out
• 49:55
  there trying to get their fucking beak with you. Gotta have your own equipment
• 49:59
  too, Bro, don't be fucking asking me for shit for the studio.
• 50:00
  Bro, I'm not gonna do it. So Yeah. SLU submerged God as
• 50:04
  Secret Menu Smoking Section beat by Rock Sampson over fifteen vendors with the Hell Beach
• 50:10
  over fifteen vendors. Uh and it's free. It's free if you want to
• 50:15
  register, if you want to go, it's free. All you gotta do
• 50:16
  is register, go to High and Hungry dot dot eventpright dot com, High
• 50:21
  and Hungry dot eventpright dot com. I'm gonna keep adding vendors as well,
• 50:24
  So all I'm letting you guys know is don't sleep. Register for free,
• 50:29
  get the five dollar one. You get a rally towel the limited edition as
• 50:32
  well. I'm not making this item anymore, so make sure you guys take
• 50:36
  advantage of it. And uh yeah, what's up? How can they order?
• 50:39
  Propen wants to know if you want to, if you want to find
• 50:43
  out where to get the propens and get more information on that in the secret
• 50:45
  menu. If you want to access to the secret menu, you have to
• 50:47
  get on Patreon. You get on Patreon and then I talk to you in
• 50:52
  the DM there. That's the only way, and that's another one of the
• 50:53
  tiers you get on Patreon. Don't hit me up on fucking Instagram because I'm
• 50:58
  gonna tell you the same ship and be like, hey, I'm not trying
• 51:00
  to get my page flagged. You gotta talk to me on Patreon straight up.
• 51:04
  Tired of playing these games, bro, trying to get him my pages
• 51:07
  deleted. I'm about to hit ten K not trying to get this fucking harder,
• 51:09
  and fucking ten K just fucking deleted. God forbid, God damn it
• 51:14
  gets deleted. I'm taking a month off because he's not gonna be happy.
• 51:20
  I'm taking an emergency trips to Japan. Bro, Like, I'll help with
• 51:23
  the ticket sale, dog. Yeah, So we'll see you guys twitch later.
• 51:29
  What's up? Patreon and Patreon exclusive people, man, so little talk
• 51:32
  him a little talk my Patreon and YouTube people. Man, somebody says sneaky
• 51:37
  link haunt No, bro, I'll banned people a flaship people. People think
• 51:40
  that I don't keep keep tabs on who joins the secret menu like every time,
• 51:45
  because I personally DM everybody. I'm like, what's up? How did
• 51:46
  you end up here? Who do you know? Who do you know?
• 51:50
  Like like they're like, what the fuck? I'm like, yeah, bro,
• 51:52
  Like they gotta gotta mind my business over here. That's Strawberry mangles Vich
• 51:59
  is fucking smacking. I told my mom about it. Hey, okay,
• 52:02
  you don't even got to explained to her. She's like that actually sounds like
• 52:06
  you can slap because she does main go. She's like Ah'scotsie. You know,
• 52:09
  you don't gotta show up to like kick it if you don't have if
• 52:12
  you don't want to kick it, you know what I mean. But there
• 52:14
  will be a beer garden, there will be a lot of stuff to do
• 52:15
  or have a camera. We're gonna be recording, just gonna be different vendors.
• 52:20
  I'm gonna be smoking. You know what I'm saying. It's gonna be
• 52:22
  fucking it's It's gonna be a good time. Bro and Ray's gonna have some
• 52:25
  stuff. I might have some stuff. Propen's gonna be there. The goodie
• 52:29
  bag is gonna be great, and and and and I'm I'm already looking at
• 52:34
  the fans with the water. I want to rent some of those all next
• 52:38
  time, you know, I'm gonna be down to get like a like a
• 52:42
  bucket where you like throw like you know how you throw a rock in there
• 52:45
  and then someone falls into water? What do you mean summertime? Those dumb
• 52:52
  suckings you know I'm talking about? Oh, you know what I might be.
• 52:54
  I might be. I don't talk about, right do you want to
• 52:58
  do that? I don't know, but I don't I don't know how to
• 53:00
  swim. But you know it's not a swim, you're just gonna fall down.
• 53:01
  It's a big dunk tank. You'll be fine. All right, fine,
• 53:05
  I'll get it, I'll get We all gotta do it, though,
• 53:07
  if it's that hot and you're down right well, you know how many people
• 53:09
  if you get a dunk take it, we get we charge and you know,
• 53:14
  joy for me to do it? No, we do, we all
• 53:15
  do? Do? We all do? We all do thirty minutes and they
• 53:17
  pay five dollars to fucking throw the balls and be like and we talk shit
• 53:22
  to them. I'm down food. That would be good for content too,
• 53:27
  bro, because think about it. But like they're paying like ten bucks or
• 53:30
  five bucks to get like three balls, right, and then the amazed to
• 53:34
  get like, yeah, bitch, that's when you pay me ten bucks.
• 53:36
  You gotta get chilly on that too. Yeah. And you gotta take a
• 53:38
  dab before you before you throw the balls at us. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:43
  I think a fat dad that way. You're like kind yeah, all right,
• 53:46
  let's do that. Let's let's see how much we get a dunk take
• 53:49
  for that would be fucking sick. Let's yeah, that was a great idea.
• 53:54
  That would be. Yeah, so see that you go, it even
• 53:57
  got better. I'm gonna tailco hands about that. He's like, where we
• 54:00
  put we got space, Now we got space. There's a there's no space
• 54:02
  for the vendors. And I'm gonna light it up too for the vendors.
• 54:06
  So I'm gonna personally be put some chalk. I'm gonna be writing to be
• 54:08
  like the Exes where you guys are gonna be hey, this is your ten
• 54:10
  by ten space. Please bring tents if you're a vendor, and I'm and
• 54:15
  I'm not taking any food vendors. It's just gonna be fucking dope ass merch
• 54:20
  art resell collectors if you if you're one of those type of vendors, hit
• 54:23
  me up, bro. I'm not having no weed vendors, no SESSI vendors,
• 54:25
  because it's not a sash bro. It is just a high and hungry
• 54:29
  pop up. Or we do get high and we get hungry and we shop
• 54:31
  and we eat and we have a good time. Bro. It's a summertime
• 54:35
  function. Anything two up to six said the spid said fill the tank up,
• 54:40
  which I'm ay, that's nasty, bro. Yeah, And I would
• 54:46
  definitely bring cash cash this king, it's gonna be doing a lot of specials.
• 54:51
  I'm gonna have the sticker machine running again. Was a fucking fireless Yeah,
• 54:54
  I'm gonna have the sticker machine go giving away ball jars again. So
• 54:59
  bring your fun sing quarters for the sticker machine, bro, bring your fucking
• 55:01
  quarters. Guy brought a fucking jaw like a cup full of qu I think
• 55:06
  he got it, like, but it's gonna it's gonna literally be there.
• 55:08
  So I'm gonna bring the sticker machine. I'm gonna have a whole bunch of
• 55:12
  stuff, Bro, So it's gonna be a good time. Just bring cash
• 55:15
  and it's gonna be. Um. We're gonna get that dunk tank. Are
• 55:19
  you? So you're serious about that? Right? You're down? Yeah?
• 55:21
  Down for a little bit. I don't want to I'm not trying to be
• 55:23
  in a couple of hours. I'll get way a little bit. If it's
• 55:25
  hot. We also got to make sure it's hot. I think it's good.
• 55:28
  It's it's gonna be like about ninety I'm gonna go in a couple of
• 55:30
  months or twice drunk tank. I'll have extra clothes that way. I'm changing
• 55:35
  back because once I change back guess like I want. Yeah, that's what
• 55:37
  I'm saying. We're only doing for a certain amount of time. We're only
• 55:38
  doing it for like an hour or like thirty minutes. Hey, you know
• 55:44
  what. Thought it would be cool though if we get different guests or different
• 55:45
  homies that have been on there, like Rock would be like, Rock will
• 55:47
  do it? Oh yeah, yeah, Rock, Rock will be like,
• 55:51
  come on, where's that guy that comments my set sucks? Was there?
• 55:55
  Yeah? Bro? Can we bring that? Yeah, homie, I'm gonna
• 56:00
  make I might clip this. Dog. What's up? Dog? I know
• 56:01
  it's sport to July, but you got homies in there in your Instagram.
• 56:05
  I had a mute it, dog. Oh, it's a lot going on.
• 56:07
  It felt like some Paris Hills got like your songs, bro, But
• 56:10
  like I don't, I don't. I don't want to. I don't want
• 56:13
  to see the outline of your penis. I only fans, my boy,
• 56:17
  the white girls will pay for it. Think you think I'll only get you
• 56:22
  think only fans is a profitable move for a male Yes, it is,
• 56:27
  because there's a lot of male porn stars who are on only fans. Okay,
• 56:30
  like that's a porn star. But you know how, like you know
• 56:32
  how, but you love Okay, no, but like you know how,
• 56:36
  but you know how, like how you can have Like you go to the
• 56:38
  sash and there's like five bitches or twen bitches that have all only fans.
• 56:42
  These are regular bitches. You can't like you can't start one and then and
• 56:46
  then uh, like you think you can make good money. I think i'd
• 56:50
  make more money than the average bitch. You think you would, Yeah,
• 56:52
  I would, Nah, Broy, just make money, bro, average bitch,
• 56:59
  not the average only fan. I'm not. I don't not thinking i'd
• 57:00
  make like ballerballer money like a sens bitch. Yeah you make it. I
• 57:06
  don't know, bro, Like she's meeting a bunch of dudes that she could
• 57:08
  tell every day she could somebody goes to Assasia a fucking buttender. Here's my
• 57:13
  only fans. Check me out there. I'm looking it up horrorning. I
• 57:19
  much love to all those sex workers that you know have that work lining or
• 57:22
  whatever you guys do. But yeah, well I'm not you know, I
• 57:27
  don't want these these bitches attacking me. But but what I'm saying is maybe
• 57:31
  I couldn't make Yeah, they said, Okay, this is insider. Insider
• 57:37
  Insider says, somebody said all the homosexuals were joined off eggs. Only fans
• 57:42
  see, No, this is a small narrow this small narrow, but this
• 57:45
  is what they said. We spoke with eight only fan models about how much
• 57:49
  money they made in a year. Their answers vary from a hundred and forty
• 57:53
  three thousand to five point four million. Get the funk out of here.
• 57:57
  That's not your average bitch. That's not too bitch that gouts. Then only
• 58:00
  a Georgia strip club. I bet you those bitches gotta make money too,
• 58:02
  though, then you wouldn't be working at the strip club. No, I
• 58:06
  think it's a I think it's a side job. Like, yeah, bitch,
• 58:08
  I work at the strip club during the day, and that night I
• 58:10
  take a couple of pictures and I make a little extra. I don't think
• 58:13
  they're bawling, because if they're bawling, they wouldn't have to deal with George.
• 58:15
  And but it's called greed once they see a taste, that's true.
• 58:21
  But like strippers have that mentality where they're very materialistic, so they're like they
• 58:24
  want validation from material material shit. So they'll be like, oh, like
• 58:29
  I have to get the new Chanelle person. I'm gonna work hard for that.
• 58:30
  That to me means success. And there's a lot of there's a lot
• 58:34
  of like bitches that like they have that double game that they have that like
• 58:37
  they have that that double hustle. Bro, they get the fucking game and
• 58:40
  they get out. Like, there's a lot of those bitches that will be
• 58:44
  like, yeah, I'm not like that, no more, Like I have
• 58:45
  my own lash fucking company now, like basically me alone, I'm not fucking
• 58:49
  shagging my ass because somebody these bitches get out. Yeah, the fifth Profit
• 58:52
  Production. Maybe if Eggs finally did the flash Live video, he blow up.
• 58:58
  I'm only fan foo. I bet if you made the Fleshlight review,
• 59:00
  Dog, you should just make only fans to just review fucking sex toys.
• 59:06
  Just put that one video on the only fans that that's just that video.
• 59:10
  I guarantee, Exavier, you would have subscriber stuff. Yeah, and then
• 59:15
  I'd have my mom calling me my sister, why is your dad gonna watch
• 59:19
  it? Bro? Yeah? Why you don't think someone's gonna end up tilling?
• 59:22
  My sister will be like, yo, you're that your brother's gonna only
• 59:24
  fan and he's jerking off the fucking fleshlight to start off with it, didn't
• 59:29
  say it was pov. Oh. If I'm gonna do only fans, this
• 59:31
  is gonna be straight. You see. See you're making the decision right there.
• 59:37
  I mean, if I'm gonna do it, if I'm gonna if I'm
• 59:38
  gonna make the big bucks, if I'm looking to make the big bucks,
• 59:43
  you gotta go straight fucking straight balls. And she's gonna go for Buffalo Bill
• 59:49
  and tuck it and start dancing, all right, fu me? Hey,
• 59:52
  So okay, so did you did you? You? You? You love
• 59:57
  no jumper? And Adam, what's up with that? What's going on over
• 59:59
  there? Has he walked about the whole Yeah, what'd he say? He
• 1:00:02
  talked about it? Dog he he said he wasn't there number one, because
• 1:00:07
  I was. I was very curious. He like addressed it very like,
• 1:00:09
  very quick. But he also said he's like, well, he's like I
• 1:00:13
  really had to He's like he said, he really had to understand that,
• 1:00:16
  Like he's had the past to bang a bunch of bitches with his bitch like
• 1:00:22
  together. Yeah, and nobody ever like kind of shamed him for it,
• 1:00:24
  you know what I mean? Or did anything. Yeah. Yeah, but
• 1:00:28
  it's like this is just the equivalent of that, and like in the portal
• 1:00:30
  world, like that happens a lot if you're dating another port star. It's
• 1:00:35
  okay, all right, let's leave it at that whatever. But he also
• 1:00:37
  said he watched the video and he found it hot. I wouldn't watch it.
• 1:00:42
  I'm not watching it all right. Let's say let's say I'm at the
• 1:00:45
  point where like, okay, you're right. For every hundred girls I bone,
• 1:00:49
  you get the bone one, dude, he said. They asked him,
• 1:00:51
  though, what is it? Like a good guy like like brick Baby
• 1:00:53
  asked him. He was like, you clapp him cheeks? After that day,
• 1:00:57
  He's like I had to yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And he
• 1:01:00
  said that he's been boating here a lot more, just like to prove a
• 1:01:04
  point. Like like he's like, he's just like, yeah, I have
• 1:01:07
  found myself just like wanting to get it all the time now, just just
• 1:01:12
  to prove a point. But like you wouldn't watch it though, right,
• 1:01:14
  Loki, come on, he liked that ship? He said, no,
• 1:01:17
  he said he found it hot. He admitted it too, and then he
• 1:01:20
  said, I guess I'm a cuck, damn. And then you know what
• 1:01:23
  else he's saying, I can't cannot be in that position that man is.
• 1:01:28
  And you know what else he said, He said, oh yeah, he
• 1:01:30
  was talking to deathkno dove and then like because he was a saying that he
• 1:01:34
  has death though, he said he was like what if what if? He
• 1:01:37
  what if your wife wanted he like wanted to, you know, get get
• 1:01:39
  a chance with somebody else with you letter for some bread and he's like,
• 1:01:43
  funck no, like this don't get all bad, like he like, just
• 1:01:45
  off, but fucking Adam admitted that he's also he's like, look, dude,
• 1:01:52
  eventually I'm at the fucker with the dude, because that's how porn.
• 1:01:53
  Oh yeah, he said that. He said. He said that like he's
• 1:01:55
  more open to the fact that like, but is it banged in her with
• 1:02:00
  another dude? That's and I'm just like, that's your wife, dude,
• 1:02:04
  Da you're talking all right, damn talking about with it. He's with it.
• 1:02:09
  That's gonna happen eventually, dog, he's and he's already setting it.
• 1:02:12
  He's already like here, guys, I might as well roast me now I'm
• 1:02:15
  already emitting the interational porno watch. But food like you don't think that eventually,
• 1:02:20
  like maybe like he he didn't look at it that way because he's getting
• 1:02:23
  to funk all these different bitches all the time. But like she's barely had
• 1:02:25
  a taste of this. You don't think that she's gonna like four Yeah,
• 1:02:30
  I know, but I'm saying now she this is the first time she's ever
• 1:02:32
  done on camera with yeah, with another guy, So this is That's why.
• 1:02:37
  He also said there was a lot of fucking money they made, like
• 1:02:42
  so much fucking money. I bet it's been the best, the best podcast,
• 1:02:46
  it's been the best video. He said. It's probably one of the
• 1:02:49
  most the the top. It's gonna be the top viewed portal of OFF of
• 1:02:52
  this year twenty twenty three, Oh easily. Yeah. And we've talked about
• 1:02:58
  it for the past fucking three We've got out up everywhere. I go to
• 1:03:00
  the I go to the barber shop and everyone's like talk and it's like and
• 1:03:04
  then I know these guys that have this conversation time And I said, I
• 1:03:07
  watched it, Oh what, yeah, watched See. I was like,
• 1:03:09
  I had a resident. Now I didn't pay for it. I saw it
• 1:03:13
  on Twitter whole thing. Now, like I want to say, like a
• 1:03:15
  good three minutes of it, like like because it was like different watching it
• 1:03:20
  like in public or like you No, I was in my computer, like
• 1:03:22
  I was on Twitter and then I was in the hashtag and I was like,
• 1:03:25
  damn because somebody one of the foods that talk shit about it, what
• 1:03:29
  is it? You are definitely a fan. It was like it was like
• 1:03:32
  yo, it was like he's like he's like, letna got blackened or something
• 1:03:37
  like that. I was just like I was just like I clicked on I
• 1:03:39
  clicked on it, and I was just like, damn, bro. I
• 1:03:40
  was like, I mean, dude, not for nothing, man, but
• 1:03:45
  that dude has a huge ass fucking dick bro like, and I'm just like
• 1:03:47
  that like that was fucking just destroying her fucking insides. Bro. Like It's
• 1:03:52
  like it's almost like I'm just it's like it's like the dude beyond you.
• 1:03:57
  Broh. Yeah, dude, like fucking right now, like where you're just
• 1:04:01
  like, yo, this is yeah, like it's almost degradeful. Bro.
• 1:04:08
  Yeah you can, yeah you can. And I'm just like putting Jason,
• 1:04:23
  but that that ship was fucking crazy. When you're just like, man,
• 1:04:25
  this is very degradeful like almost like those degrading portals, like you know where
• 1:04:30
  you have the black guy with the fucking enormous penis just just fucking fucking just
• 1:04:35
  turned eighteen, all white girl who love that shit? For real? You
• 1:04:42
  Okay, I'm not gonna say, how do you know what kind of portals?
• 1:04:44
  So fucking knows all those girls, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
• 1:04:45
  make plain how I know because those are personally you know. Okay, I'm
• 1:04:50
  not gonna tell you whose girlfriend it is, but you know, at the
• 1:04:53
  comment it's getting too smoky, I'm gonna turn that shit on because no,
• 1:04:58
  I'm just saying I'm looking at the camera. I'm like, hey man,
• 1:05:00
  this looks all clouded in my shot. But at the comedy store, the
• 1:05:03
  comedy store, you know whose girlfriend Speedweed? Yeah? Okay, he he
• 1:05:11
  was like he instantly I take him to the green room and he looks to
• 1:05:15
  his left and then he looks right at me and he's like, oh my
• 1:05:17
  god, oh my god, oh my god. I'm like what she's like,
• 1:05:19
  do you know who that is? Like? No, he's like that
• 1:05:23
  sound so like all right whatever. And then we're in the car. Did
• 1:05:27
  he really Oh my god? Oh my guy. Yes, full, he
• 1:05:30
  was full like he was like he knew who she was, he'd been following
• 1:05:32
  him for a while. And then he set me a video over and he's
• 1:05:35
  like, look, this is who we saw at the comedy store. And
• 1:05:39
  I look at the video dog and it's this bitch getting like punished, like
• 1:05:43
  you know what those planners like she was. She threw up on the dick
• 1:05:45
  and she kept sucking the dick. Yeah, And I was like, well
• 1:05:48
  you watch the shit. He's like sometimes yeah, bro, And I was
• 1:05:53
  like that with two. I was watching it and you know how they're crying
• 1:05:56
  and it does not even looks How do you get a boner to that?
• 1:05:58
  Dude? That's what I'm saying, bro, Like seriously, that's nasty.
• 1:06:01
  It's like it's like feet ship like too. I don't like you ever seen
• 1:06:03
  those feet portals where you see him on there and you're like, who watches
• 1:06:08
  this? Yeah? Like I hate a port I start with imagine you know,
• 1:06:11
  it's like I'm gonna make an account and every foot vetas I'm just every
• 1:06:18
  he has, what does it have? Both the Savans coming back? He's
• 1:06:25
  back, he was just back, and who's getting his health back in shape.
• 1:06:28
  It looks like he went on the vendor. It looks like he's not
• 1:06:30
  having this. He gotta he gotta. He posted a twenty seven thousand dollars
• 1:06:34
  check, and then and then and then a day the day after just taking
• 1:06:40
  a little break. And then I'm like, I'm like, before the week
• 1:06:44
  before that, it was all about you gotta get your health right. But
• 1:06:46
  then this fool has twenty more delos on ice and the fucking sig. He's
• 1:06:50
  like, hit me at the hotail or something like that. He went to
• 1:06:54
  Vegas. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, please let
• 1:06:58
  this food live. What happened when you get a fat check? Likeate the
• 1:07:00
  wasted in Vegas and you can you're from the hood going to Vegas. I
• 1:07:04
  almost I'm going to Colorado next week. Yeah, I went on next week
• 1:07:09
  the two in two weeks. I'll tell you guys right now, please Oh
• 1:07:12
  yeah, um let me see. How am I gonna do it? I
• 1:07:17
  wanted to do something. I wanted to do something special for all the people
• 1:07:20
  that on the event bright but it's free, so I'm just like the people
• 1:07:26
  who get the five dollars tickets. I'm gonna do you guys, a solid.
• 1:07:30
  I'm gonna have fucking uh Lametown rolls, some joint from me. I'm
• 1:07:32
  a paying the rolls, some joints, and uh the first twenty twenty tickets
• 1:07:39
  that are paid for five dollars, you get the rally towel and the joint,
• 1:07:43
  the VIP bags, you get hooked up and if you're getting in there
• 1:07:45
  for free, just bring some cash and buy something support one of the vendors.
• 1:07:48
  You don't gotta buy something in my shit. But yeah, I also
• 1:07:53
  will be in Denver, Colorado this I'm trying to get earth Smokes a lot
• 1:07:57
  too for this, for that would be sick right aside from the dunk tank
• 1:08:00
  if we can. If we can't get them, we're still getting the dunk
• 1:08:01
  tank though, but the merch quality is gonna be on point. Go get
• 1:08:05
  that in High and Hungry dot event bright dot com. Well yeah, I'm
• 1:08:09
  gonna be in Colorado on the eighteenth, and then uh yeah, from the
• 1:08:14
  eighteen I'm gonna go see the actual Simpsons Symphony Cyprus ship. So it's gonna
• 1:08:17
  be fucking cool. God damn, I guess it is cold outside. My
• 1:08:20
  legs got cold as fun, dude. That ship is crazy now I see.
• 1:08:25
  I feel bad for whoever sits in this seat now. The wonder Rock
• 1:08:29
  is always dying in there. Remember when Kate worked, she was always freezing.
• 1:08:33
  Yeah, I know, man, shout out, shout out to U
• 1:08:36
  Kate wherever you're at. But yeah, the fifteenth is to pop up.
• 1:08:40
  You know. I spoke to her, not too dung go. She's doing
• 1:08:42
  good. What would you guys, would you guys like her to come on
• 1:08:45
  the podcast as a guest. Yeah, we talked about that before. Let's
• 1:08:50
  that's the chat room right now. People, the people that matter the most,
• 1:08:54
  the Patreon people. It's gonna be a tough one, tell you that
• 1:08:58
  much. No, I think she could pull it off, bro, I
• 1:09:01
  think she could do it. I think she could come through for like an
• 1:09:02
  hour. Somebody said, but I'm just saying, uh, if you guys
• 1:09:10
  would like to see her on the podcast, maybe we could have her on
• 1:09:15
  podcast dog. Oh yeah, Thursday, Thursday. It's already fucking locked in.
• 1:09:19
  Tomorrow. Tomorrow we got funk Freaks. Did you tell Chilly about the
• 1:09:24
  about the fire? Yeah, I already told her. Funk Freaks is locked
• 1:09:28
  in, locked in really because I just looked at the feed right now,
• 1:09:30
  where. She asked if there was any guests nobody. I mean, I
• 1:09:34
  told yeah, I'll talk right. I don't know, man, She's like,
• 1:09:38
  this is why I hate you for this shit. Man, So are
• 1:09:40
  we doing a post Pizza live thing? Xavier keeps lagging on the venue.
• 1:09:45
  He I haven't. I don't. We can do it the post Pizza if
• 1:09:47
  you guys want, I mean, look for I don't want to just I
• 1:09:50
  don't want to destroy the post Pizza again, dude, you're not supposed to
• 1:09:55
  destroy the establishment that's giving you the platform to do whatever you want. You
• 1:10:00
  do know that, right? Yeah? I know, but I'm just saying
• 1:10:01
  like there was a business as a business. Yeah, but you know,
• 1:10:08
  sometimes these fools go hard. No, you werenased out that day before we're
• 1:10:12
  gonna get nolves out of game. We need it's like a safe venue to
• 1:10:14
  do nas. There's no such dude. Yeah, that sound I sound like
• 1:10:19
  a crack out of un Yeah. I was like, we need somewhere safe
• 1:10:21
  to do crack. Yeah, you don't think there's crackings that do that.
• 1:10:24
  Dude, Come on, there has to be a warehouse and let's just do
• 1:10:26
  cracking party. They don't care. Then we have a heroin section, you
• 1:10:30
  know, for the heroin addicts. They're not gonna care. We just gotta
• 1:10:32
  find the right guy. Somebody said, uh he Zone ice Cube said on
• 1:10:39
  Joe Rogan podcast, He's down to come on any podcast, just hit him
• 1:10:42
  up. Fuck the NBA tour? What is an NBA tour? Is John
• 1:10:46
  Moron still a thing? Yes? Did they take they suspended that for Hi?
• 1:10:54
  I think they did. Yeah, for sure. They find him a
• 1:10:58
  fool? All right, so I ex surprise we haven't talked about it?
• 1:11:01
  Is it about the plug? Now? We always talked about that? All
• 1:11:05
  right? Who's bullsa? Was it that they founded the White House Dog?
• 1:11:11
  Oh? Yo, come on, all right, we're gonna go around.
• 1:11:15
  If I had to take a guess that cleaning guy or the cleaning lady.
• 1:11:18
  No, they know better than that, though. Did they say it wasn't
• 1:11:21
  no better than that? They said in the West Wing? Yeah, I
• 1:11:24
  don't know what the West Wing. Gotta be a top guy or girl.
• 1:11:27
  Well, come on, let's be for real. Why are you guys scared?
• 1:11:29
  It was Hunter Biden? I had that dog, but I'm like,
• 1:11:31
  it's Hunter Biden? Is he at the White House? Though technically they weren't
• 1:11:35
  there that week. Technically Biden's out out out of the White House, but
• 1:11:40
  you know how long that's been there for, And they're saying it's very public,
• 1:11:45
  it's a place where you can like, technically, me and you went,
• 1:11:46
  if we want to go visit it, they'd let us in the technically,
• 1:11:49
  so it could have been maybe me and you like, I mean you
• 1:11:51
  went in there like you're not down, you down? And oh yeah,
• 1:11:56
  no, I have to I would assume they would do. I would assume
• 1:11:59
  your keisir. That's what I'm saying. It has to be an upper person
• 1:12:01
  that doesn't get searched, can't be a visitor. Did you wouldn't have the
• 1:12:04
  balls to do it. If he's gonna pull it off, I'd be like,
• 1:12:08
  why how do you say style? Fucking Like yeah, they do.
• 1:12:12
  They do all right. When you go visit the White House, they do
• 1:12:15
  have like hell of tsa style. So it has to be top. I
• 1:12:18
  say, it's top, someone up in the top notch. So would you
• 1:12:21
  have picked it up if you seen it? If if you were doing the
• 1:12:26
  tour, it might be the only time where I'm like whoo, whoo,
• 1:12:30
  who please please? Like what the fuck is that? Bro? Like because
• 1:12:35
  I don't want to be touched. I don't want to be involved. I'm
• 1:12:38
  saying like, look, this is exactly the moment the dog smoked in the
• 1:12:41
  White House. Though, I would Snoop Dogg got away with smoking in the
• 1:12:43
  White House, and I'm not gonna bumps in the White House. Food.
• 1:12:46
  He really smoked in the house. Foo. I would literally get it,
• 1:12:50
  Yeah he did. I would literally go get it, film it. And
• 1:12:55
  the moment I get confronted, it's at the story on me, the story,
• 1:13:00
  I'll be like, it's actual story already on one buddy. If everybody's
• 1:13:04
  already tagged food, let me finish it, like like like, yeah,
• 1:13:11
  I have that video. Some thumbass fucking sent me the article and they were
• 1:13:15
  like, I didn't know George present so the kitty were at the Whaye house.
• 1:13:19
  It's like a full fucking idiots. No, like like I'm already has
• 1:13:25
  to be someone someone up there because to pay coking there you got, yeah,
• 1:13:30
  you gotta have some ball, real balls to go. I don't think
• 1:13:32
  it was the janitor, dog, I don't think so. I mean the
• 1:13:40
  janitor would be the janitor, would U? Yeah that's true. What kind
• 1:13:45
  of janitar do you think cleans that cleans that place up black? You Mexican?
• 1:13:50
  Yeah, I know, but I don't think the janitor is white there.
• 1:13:54
  Do you think the janitor has to have like some kind of spet,
• 1:13:57
  like they go through some kind of special training, like like how to clean
• 1:14:01
  toilets? No, just like because that place is very secretive, I would
• 1:14:04
  imagine, oh, like maybe like you can't yeah, you know some shit
• 1:14:09
  not undercover. But I'm saying like you're like, hey, I go into
• 1:14:12
  certain offices and you know there's some ship there and I can't even talk about
• 1:14:15
  that, you know, I mean for everything's camera out. But yeah,
• 1:14:19
  no, I mean who has access to those cameras at the White House?
• 1:14:23
  I mean, how do you That's how whistleblowers are true, Like snow died.
• 1:14:26
  You are in there to clean, and you don't clean like if you're
• 1:14:30
  want to like or maybe, I mean it might be crazy. It sounds
• 1:14:31
  like a movie, but how do you know a Russian person doesn't come up
• 1:14:34
  to be like, hey, we know you're a janitor a fucking White House.
• 1:14:39
  There's a million dollars, But all you have to do is put this
• 1:14:42
  us be in the computer. You're just cleaning I don't know if that's possible,
• 1:14:46
  but I guarantee you this is Russian ship. Like this is like back
• 1:14:49
  in like during the Cold War. That ship was happening during the Cold War,
• 1:14:53
  you had Russian spies here, and I'm pretty sure we have American spies
• 1:14:56
  in Russia. Isn't that places hunted? Like there's some dead presidents else in
• 1:15:00
  there. That's a place I might play the Uiji board. Do you think
• 1:15:05
  you think Lincoln? Lincoln appears to all the black pools in there? He's
• 1:15:10
  like you owe me? Like that was like he shows up, puts his
• 1:15:15
  feet on the fucking puts puts his feet on the table. He's like you
• 1:15:18
  welcome, yo, bro. I was like, he's just like walking around
• 1:15:23
  arrogantly brou living in those days. The ship under that house, huh,
• 1:15:29
  they say, I wouldn't like getting there's like tone, have you seen how
• 1:15:32
  big the house is? I've never been there. I heard it's not that
• 1:15:35
  crazy. I've never seen it. But people tell me it's like it looks
• 1:15:40
  like a normal big house in La Like it's not what you think it is
• 1:15:45
  where you're like a white house. It's nah. I might be wrong with
• 1:15:47
  a lot of people tell me it's like, uh, like I no give,
• 1:15:50
  I don't picture like a stadium sized house, but like, look food
• 1:15:54
  When I went to go see the fucking where the Prime Minister a fucking Japan's
• 1:15:59
  stays, that ship is a fucking castle, homie. God damn, bro,
• 1:16:03
  that's not how you talk about the White House. That ship, that
• 1:16:06
  ship has swan swimming in front of it. That ship has a fucking that
• 1:16:12
  home is like unaccessible, and then they have a gas home on top of
• 1:16:15
  that. And I'm talking about foods take pictures in front of It's like a
• 1:16:18
  tourist attraction, bro, Like it is the look up Japan Prime Minister House,
• 1:16:24
  fool And that ship is fucking crazy, Brome. If it's not that
• 1:16:29
  big and it's not that dope, come on, dog, it's not.
• 1:16:31
  I guarantee you. I guarantee if you see the White House, nobody talks
• 1:16:34
  about it the way you're talking about this Prime Minister house. Oh yeah,
• 1:16:40
  that shit is tight, right, The ship is like that. That's how
• 1:16:44
  you fucking treat a president right there. Dude, Why do you think why
• 1:16:46
  do you think Trump would rather stay at Marlago because it's batter? Yeah,
• 1:16:51
  bro, through your Trump voice, tell me how you rather stay at Marlago
• 1:16:55
  than I don't. I don't like to stay in the White House. Not
• 1:17:00
  too quite find it's quite small for me. No, it's not as not
• 1:17:04
  as not as crazy as you think. I mean I would want it to
• 1:17:08
  be. Like you know which other one I heard isn't? Yeah that's the
• 1:17:10
  place I visited. Yeah, you know what's the other place that's not?
• 1:17:14
  Um, that shit is huge, bro, compared to the White House.
• 1:17:16
  Yeah, Bro, that shit has like layers, bro, Like I like
• 1:17:19
  just picture like I wanted to see Jackie Chan come out of the gates,
• 1:17:23
  like like I don't worry, Prime Minister, I'm going to find your adult
• 1:17:26
  in. No, you know which other one I don't think is so crazy
• 1:17:31
  as they say. They say the Grand Canyon's crazy, but I've seen it.
• 1:17:34
  I've been there, crazy Like Grand Canyon is fucking crazy because it's not
• 1:17:40
  just a ditch, bro. Like this shit is like that's the definition of
• 1:17:43
  what a canyon is. Bro, Like, holy shit, that shit is
• 1:17:45
  massive. Like when you think that's where I think a comment that like killed
• 1:17:50
  the dinosaurs hitful? Have you seen like for real the way that shit is.
• 1:17:57
  That's where that shit you went down there like you've seen the the bottom
• 1:17:59
  of I went down to a certain point. Yeah, because yeah, you
• 1:18:01
  took a little travel, right, Yeah, because then after a certain point
• 1:18:04
  you can't drive no more. But yeah, I would like to say that
• 1:18:06
  there's like giants and ship supposed with. That's why they won't let you go
• 1:18:11
  down there. They found some ship won't let you go because you can't go
• 1:18:14
  down there. Literally says no transport and they didn't have no guns. Food.
• 1:18:16
  If I see the giant, we got a giant corpse? They do?
• 1:18:23
  They say, I don't know, Hey, who's that food? Buzz
• 1:18:26
  buzz aldred? Yeah, fool, I suppose watching that shit about when that
• 1:18:30
  food went to Antarctica. That ship was fucking crazy. Dog What that fool
• 1:18:33
  talks about that he saw a dog and that he was like there is some
• 1:18:36
  evil shit here and I do now and then he had a heart attack.
• 1:18:41
  I was like, fuck that bro, that food was onto some shit.
• 1:18:44
  He was an astronaut, right, yeah, don't you dude? No?
• 1:18:46
  But uh, you know which other one that I that I know isn't as
• 1:18:49
  crazy or they say is in this crazy? Is the faces on the moon?
• 1:18:54
  No? No, no, non, rushou Rushmore. What about it?
• 1:18:59
  They say it's nice ray as it looks, you know how it looks
• 1:19:00
  super crazy because it has faces on the mountain. It's in North Dakota,
• 1:19:02
  right, it might be. I don't know about that. I kin don't
• 1:19:06
  want to go to a super racist state to see that. It was pretty
• 1:19:12
  racist, dude, they had they had a bunch. You wouldn't last,
• 1:19:15
  dude, ran out of town, or you would just pick a fight something.
• 1:19:18
  What happened to you? Like? What did you say? I said,
• 1:19:23
  bag, Well, you're all right? South South Dakota, South Dakota.
• 1:19:30
  Oh yeah, South Dakota. See South It sounds even way more racist
• 1:19:34
  rose South Dakota like the North one data Yeah, so yeah, South Dakota.
• 1:19:42
  How about that's just not as massive? Like how big? You think
• 1:19:44
  it's like Yosemite. No, it's not big. It might be wrong,
• 1:19:49
  but I've never seen it in person. But what about the Statue of Liberty?
• 1:19:55
  You think that's just tight. I've seen it, I've been you went
• 1:19:58
  into it. Oh no, no, I saw it from like the bridge.
• 1:20:00
  That shit is scarier ever since I saw a day after tomorrow. I
• 1:20:02
  was like, hey, oh no, I wish I could swaddle this shit
• 1:20:05
  easy. Yeah. I heard it's not that vague either too. I heard
• 1:20:09
  it's big, but it's like, you know, France gave us that.
• 1:20:13
  Yeah, yeah, you know France is going crazy. Why they're they're going
• 1:20:17
  they're run out of bogets. You should look up. Oh that kid that
• 1:20:23
  got shot, right, yeah, this was our, This was our,
• 1:20:26
  this was our George floydian yeah, George Floyd bro like so now just right,
• 1:20:33
  yeah, if you're burning your city because somebody got shot George George Floyd,
• 1:20:39
  George, yeah, why you got George Floyd. Yeah. But but
• 1:20:44
  but they shot a kid though, shot a kid and they're going crazy in
• 1:20:47
  Paris. What was the context? We have a video like the cops are
• 1:20:50
  the cops are just going to see that kid, and there is a video,
• 1:20:54
  yeah, breaking fire, but uh dude, they're Good's called wild.
• 1:20:59
  I guess it's crazy. It was a kid, was a kid like Susan
• 1:21:01
  beat, Susman beat, and the coup was like, oh yeah, we
• 1:21:03
  think the kid was black too. Oh yeah, they have black people in
• 1:21:06
  France too, like black franch fools. Huh yeah, a soccer teams pretty
• 1:21:10
  fucking black out damn Yeah, and they shot that fool shot. Why they
• 1:21:18
  shoot him though, See that's not that's not George floyding it. That's like
• 1:21:21
  more like Trayvon Martin. It George Flood was fucked up. Dog. It's
• 1:21:27
  a Trayvon Martin case with George Floyd after a fan, I'd rather get shot
• 1:21:31
  to get a knee to my neck for a fucking six minutes and then die
• 1:21:35
  while I'm on drugs. Damn. I mean like like he was on drugs
• 1:21:41
  for sure. That's why he kind of died. It kind of helped it.
• 1:21:44
  Not that I mean, trust me, the needs and the need,
• 1:21:45
  the need to the neck, Oh somebody. I'm just saying, Man,
• 1:21:47
  if somebody's just trying to like if somebody with two guns zombie, I'm not
• 1:21:51
  even gonna struggle. But I'm just gonna be like like, I' like,
• 1:21:56
  what am I gonna do? Bro? Like I'm on a number here,
• 1:21:59
  bro, Like unless I'm gonna gonna super say, I'm gonna suck these foods
• 1:22:00
  up. Bro, Like I'm not winning this, bro, Like like literally
• 1:22:04
  I'm not. You know, the only thing I'm thinking of a god forbid?
• 1:22:08
  I remember the position like that, what's the lawyer I can call?
• 1:22:11
  As soon as I get a chance. That's the only thing I'm like,
• 1:22:14
  I just don't ever fucking see the whole point of like, nah, you
• 1:22:17
  don't like I'm like bro like like like you ever see a rabbit struggle when
• 1:22:21
  the fox has it in his mouth. No, they wait because they know
• 1:22:25
  they're not gonna get away, Like it's like they're gonna die. That's what's
• 1:22:29
  gonna happen. See, That's how I would That's how I would handle a
• 1:22:32
  drowning. Like, if I know I'm gonna drown, I'm not gonna sit
• 1:22:36
  there and be like I can swim to the top. I'm just gonna really
• 1:22:40
  really really tryna. I would just be like, all right, this is
• 1:22:42
  it. It looks like fuck dude, and I would just let my breath
• 1:22:45
  got on just a day. What's your right now? Just like yeah,
• 1:22:48
  because I don't want to hold my breath to fucking my brain explode. Hurt.
• 1:22:54
  Somebody said, there's plenty of people who have got his knees to the
• 1:22:57
  neck and not die. Fucking Jeffrey, I had to work like twenty four
• 1:23:02
  hours straight during your floor. We get dispensaries, security, damn food.
• 1:23:08
  Let's see these dispensaries wasn't sucking around though. They robbed cookies and then Bernard
• 1:23:15
  was all mad. He was like, man, y'all fucking robbed my cookies.
• 1:23:17
  Man, Yeah, it's crazy though. It's these fucking these these and
• 1:23:21
  they rob Greenham too, They robbed one of them. And then one fool
• 1:23:27
  had the audacity to tag me real of all the bags that that fool got
• 1:23:30
  it if we were fucking like you have that fool? We were like,
• 1:23:32
  man, this fucking idiot, bro remember that ship right like, and I'm
• 1:23:36
  like food like this woo had all the bags that they specifically had at the
• 1:23:42
  location and he was flexi. He's like, yeah, man, get spoke
• 1:23:45
  to be real shit and tagging him bro pony putting his songs in the fucking
• 1:23:48
  story. Shit, there's something there's there's some dumb ass criminals. Dog.
• 1:23:57
  Oh yeah, I guess how. You gotta take it in your own hands,
• 1:24:00
  bro, like rooftop koreans opos, what's up? They had no choice.
• 1:24:05
  It's like you no stealing liqual store? Like what's his name? Did
• 1:24:10
  you bad people? Remember what's that kid? That like? And um heaving
• 1:24:15
  up and buy I really kill the kid. The two pedophiles and then went
• 1:24:19
  with the skateboard how rittenhouse, Oh the Whitefoo, the White Fool. Yeah,
• 1:24:25
  dude, that was fake ass, cried yeah, like yeah, I
• 1:24:30
  was like, Bro, that shit would have never worked. I've seen I've
• 1:24:32
  seen blank and bro fuos in Corra Real how that steers come out begging to
• 1:24:36
  like not take them away. That ship did not work. But he was
• 1:24:40
  gonna get some time too though for that. But that that fo went,
• 1:24:45
  I was kind of looking for it though. He's like, he just brought
• 1:24:46
  a good and he's like, yo, who wants some of this ship?
• 1:24:48
  Well, you just said when the cops aren't there, aren't you taking in
• 1:24:51
  your own? I know? But this went to the process that he was
• 1:24:55
  just like like you're not You're not batman, bro, Like none of this
• 1:24:57
  shop belongs to you. He was there to protect it, didn't It wasn't
• 1:25:00
  his property. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Bro, Like, I'll
• 1:25:03
  give you that, But he was protecting someone's fucking property like it Like like
• 1:25:06
  the rooftop Koreans, they own those liquor stores. Bro, that's why till
• 1:25:11
  the day they still have them, like that they owned. That's why they
• 1:25:15
  ain't bro protecting my shit if you if you come and damage with my store.
• 1:25:18
  I was like, it's it's not it's a lot of money. It's
• 1:25:23
  gonna cost me. Who pay me? He's like, you don't pay damage?
• 1:25:27
  And then this was like I kill you, bro. But this was
• 1:25:30
  yeah, this was straight up bro. They had to protect their fucking store
• 1:25:34
  because they own that ship. But like if I'm out there, that's like
• 1:25:36
  me standing outside here, bro, like steady outside over here and just saying
• 1:25:42
  I'm like when there's somebody with a tank and like a thousand people come out
• 1:25:45
  in the front and be like you really want me to die? Like I've
• 1:25:48
  been, I'm out, bro, I don't know what to tell you,
• 1:25:50
  bro. But if you're not gonna give me a tank back and so life
• 1:25:54
  insurance, I'm out like like I don't know, I don't know what to
• 1:25:57
  tell you. I'm not gonna die for these cameras. You know what I'm
• 1:26:00
  saying, Like, no, we don't know this, you know what I
• 1:26:02
  mean. But it's compared to like, let's just say somebody would a show
• 1:26:05
  but a protests in my house. You know my name's on that deed.
• 1:26:10
  You know what I'm saying. You know that's what you call the house bell,
• 1:26:14
  did the deed, right, So my name's on that deed. Somebody's
• 1:26:17
  in my house coming up in there, and the moment they stepped foot on
• 1:26:21
  my driveway and shit like that, and I feel that they have something,
• 1:26:25
  I can legally blast them. That's justified. You better hope they have something.
• 1:26:30
  You can't shoot people. No, I know, but I'm saying,
• 1:26:31
  or like, would I do like that movie? Like that movie, I
• 1:26:34
  forgot what movie it was. It's like about some shit that happened back in
• 1:26:36
  the day. But every time he killed, like every time you killed the
• 1:26:40
  black fool was a cop always put a knife in their head to justify it.
• 1:26:45
  It was like it was based on a true story. Bro, Yeah,
• 1:26:48
  just fool this food. That's how he'll get away with it. He
• 1:26:50
  was like some old school food. He'll fucking shoot that food. And like
• 1:26:55
  he'll shoot him in the bag, right, and then when the zoos were
• 1:26:57
  dead, just take out a little knife out of his pocket. He will
• 1:27:00
  carry one and he just put it. He's like, yep, at a
• 1:27:01
  knife. I was like, Yo, that's just crazy. Like in the
• 1:27:04
  day, got away with dirty or shit. I mean, but you're not.
• 1:27:08
  I mean, what you what you said you would do happen to me
• 1:27:11
  one time. I don't want no trouble pretty much. But I'm fucking wasted
• 1:27:16
  with the homies that some high had some party out there in Elsmore and we
• 1:27:20
  fucking parked our car like down the street from the from the party because there
• 1:27:24
  was a lot of people there, and we're walking back and I gotta pee
• 1:27:26
  right before you know me, I gotta pee, And right before I get
• 1:27:29
  in the car, I'm like, hey, give me a second, I'm
• 1:27:30
  gonna pee over here. And I just pick a random house start peeing on
• 1:27:34
  this full street and all I hear is damn boh, my homies ran my
• 1:27:43
  dick stopped. I stopped peeing instantly, like it's not like it just cut
• 1:27:45
  off, and he's like, get off my lawn. Where was this?
• 1:27:48
  I was just peeing my bad before. I didn't even need a pee.
• 1:27:53
  I mahomies, where I are in the car, Like you heard that,
• 1:27:55
  I'm like, yep, let's go Lake Elsinore, one of like one of
• 1:27:58
  those like bigger like big your homes, Like how would you choose to go
• 1:28:01
  there? Why couldn't you pet in the sidewalk? Because I didn't want like
• 1:28:05
  the sidewalk. You just pick a house, so you're not picking a house
• 1:28:08
  to pick the tree. I was like, it's not like I went in
• 1:28:09
  his property. You had a big tree in the front. And I'm sure
• 1:28:12
  he was annoyed that there was a party next door because it was loud.
• 1:28:15
  I'm sure he was already annoyed at kids. And I literally was like,
• 1:28:17
  he ran here, it's a fucking tree, dog, and I literally just
• 1:28:20
  peat on it. I wasn't even all like I mean, I was on
• 1:28:23
  his property like you said, and I wasn't like I was peeing in his
• 1:28:26
  car or on his on his building. I just picked a tree and all
• 1:28:29
  that her was and I fucking stopped being on site. I did caught small
• 1:28:34
  small hast ever been. I fucking ran The homies were already in the car,
• 1:28:39
  and then I didn't need to be any more. Man, what do
• 1:28:41
  you think he probably had some people all over the whole night doing stupid shit.
• 1:28:45
  Yeah, I don't blame him, Like, yeah, I fucked up,
• 1:28:45
  Like you said, I couldn't beat I should have peat at the party,
• 1:28:48
  but I literally forgot. I literally was about to get in the car
• 1:28:51
  and I was like, wow, we got a nice little drive. Might
• 1:28:54
  as well pee right now. I just picked the wrong house door on a
• 1:28:57
  house. Look then and get a shot. And then we're not homies.
• 1:29:00
  We weren't like, oh we gotta scrap, damn fucking grab hert tanks and
• 1:29:04
  we left. You saw that food, that fourteen year old that smoked that
• 1:29:08
  food because he sucked his mom, that black fool. Oh what yeah,
• 1:29:12
  Like there were it's like some burger standing in Chicago and this and this like
• 1:29:16
  this, this fool's mom was ordering food and there's this other food. There's
• 1:29:20
  other black food in the fucking store. And then, uh, I guess
• 1:29:24
  he starts being rude to his mom and they get into an argument. But
• 1:29:28
  the fucking the food that's in the store arguing with his mom starts punching this
• 1:29:31
  lady in the face. So the kid was in the car, so he
• 1:29:34
  goes back to the car. He gets a gun and he fucking blasts that
• 1:29:38
  food too. He's like like he's kind of like he's still alive and he's
• 1:29:41
  still blast and make sure that fool's dead. Oh, he's definitely gonna go
• 1:29:43
  to Joe. Nope, he got the charges dismissed because he was beating the
• 1:29:45
  ship out of his mom. And then Chicago had justified it and the people
• 1:29:49
  are just like and then this mom winner made this shirt like he made a
• 1:29:55
  jersey with his big jou this is the top Shooters or some shit like that
• 1:29:59
  or something like that. She's getting like a lot of fire over that,
• 1:30:00
  like and I'm just like, bro, like, I can't y'all just take
• 1:30:02
  them dubs with a fucking silence. Bro Like, bro like, you got
• 1:30:06
  away with murder, bro Like, but yeah, that fool blasted that fool
• 1:30:11
  dude. I was watching, you know that, And the mom called the
• 1:30:15
  fucking kid to go blast. But I'm like, like, at the same
• 1:30:18
  time, bro, I'm like, he's beating the shit out of your mom.
• 1:30:20
  Bro, you have to if my mom is getting pushed in the face,
• 1:30:24
  I'm sorry, I'm catching the case. How how is the kid?
• 1:30:27
  He's fourteen, that's a grown ass man at that age. And I'm and
• 1:30:32
  I'm and no, you're right. I'm glad this kid got off. He
• 1:30:34
  shot. Anyone beating anybody's mom, you're gonna handle. But in the looking
• 1:30:40
  at it, like in the lost perspective, you didn't have to kill him.
• 1:30:44
  Could have shot him in the leg fourteen, I gets that age where
• 1:30:46
  you know nobody's gonna have to learn today. Oh I know, trust me.
• 1:30:49
  I'm I would shoot you in the face too. But it's that thing
• 1:30:51
  when you look at it the way the law looks at it, Like you
• 1:30:55
  know how you're if someone breaks in your house and for some reason you shoot
• 1:30:59
  their back, you're gonna jail. Yeah, because they were already leaving your
• 1:31:01
  house. They weren't a danger to you. Little things like that matter.
• 1:31:04
  He shot him in mid act though, as he was punching his mom,
• 1:31:06
  because that fool was on top of her. Yeah, that kid was that
• 1:31:10
  guy big, Like he was bigger than the fourteen year old. Okay,
• 1:31:13
  because that's nothing like they would have been like, well, why don't you
• 1:31:15
  stop him with your strength? But if you're like you said, it's a
• 1:31:17
  yankee, little fourteen year old. And then it also said she had a
• 1:31:20
  concealed Carrie had to strap in the car and she told her son to go
• 1:31:26
  get it. Hey, bro, that's that's all I'm saying. Like it's
• 1:31:30
  that because who's to say that that man that was on top of his mom.
• 1:31:34
  You're punching a woman, an elderly woman or like middle age, he
• 1:31:39
  could give her a concussion and then this son has to be wiping his mom's
• 1:31:42
  asked for the rest of her life because he has a vegetable for a mom
• 1:31:45
  now, all because you couldn't wait for your impatient ass with the food or
• 1:31:48
  be nice to a lady. And that guy's gonna do under ten years.
• 1:31:50
  Yeah, and do under ten especially in Chicago. He said he might get
• 1:31:54
  five Yeah, five years of probation. Yeah, bro Like, I don't
• 1:31:59
  know. It's It's like, it's not Atlanta. Atlanta is a place you
• 1:32:01
  don't work around no more. I fucking had Georgia da that bitch, don't
• 1:32:05
  she she is, She's not playing around. She's like, young thug,
• 1:32:10
  you ain't gonna be thugging no more. Yeah, bro like, and she's
• 1:32:15
  like, it's causing too much. It's causing a lot of controversy and shit,
• 1:32:19
  you know what. You know what though, on a whole another note,
• 1:32:25
  Xavier, I saw the stupid movie The Machine Man. Don't be I
• 1:32:31
  already know where we're going. I don't know where we're going. Dog this
• 1:32:35
  is this is probably one of the worst fucking movies I've seen. Dog garbage.
• 1:32:46
  It is rotten tomatoes it shouldn't be above forty percent. Let's see what
• 1:32:50
  it is. What do you think it is? Like, let's forty eight
• 1:32:53
  if that ray as a movie, you haven't seen it, But if you
• 1:32:56
  had a just a crazy guess, what is the Machine rated on right now
• 1:33:00
  on run Tomatoes, I would gift I would give it fifty percent, just
• 1:33:02
  because Hollywood loves him. I thought, I thought, literally about the Sucker
• 1:33:09
  Dick, Dude. I honestly thought it was probably one of the cringiest,
• 1:33:14
  not funny movies that I have seen for a movie with a comedian in it.
• 1:33:17
  Like every time I saw a movie with that, like the early Adam
• 1:33:20
  Sandler or when I saw a movie with Jim Carrey, they're both comedians,
• 1:33:25
  fucking hilarious. But when I see his movie with Bert Krisher, a current
• 1:33:29
  comedian, and he gets a whole fucking movie. This shit was not funny,
• 1:33:31
  Bro, It was not funny. It did not make sense at all.
• 1:33:35
  Like I really thought the way they pitched it was like, yeah,
• 1:33:39
  it's based on a true story about it is not It's based on a fucking
• 1:33:43
  comedy bit. Bro, It's somebody who is the truth? That was true?
• 1:33:45
  That was a true story. Though that really happened. He really went
• 1:33:48
  to Russia and he didn't know Russian and he kicked it with the Russian mob.
• 1:33:54
  Like yeah, he exaggerates. It's like Hollywood, like he the fucking
• 1:33:58
  extracist. There wasn't extracist extresses? Was the extress is not like that?
• 1:34:01
  Head did not to round? Okay, not that part exactly what I just
• 1:34:05
  mad? Not that part? Well, not that for it. Well,
• 1:34:08
  okay, here's the rating. What do you think I'm looking at you?
• 1:34:11
  I told you forty eight, he said fifty. Ryan Tomato have to that
• 1:34:15
  twenty seven. But the audience has it at eighty seven. Of course,
• 1:34:19
  of course they're all the people like you, Burt. It's as funny as
• 1:34:26
  the fucking Earnest movies from back in the days, you know, the Earnest
• 1:34:30
  Saves Christmas, Earnest goes to Camp. Yeah, they gave it dog shit.
• 1:34:33
  Hollywood did not appreciate that rating, right there, did not appreciate that
• 1:34:38
  movie. Whatever happened to Ernest? Did he die? Remember that food?
• 1:34:43
  Earnest? That's just crazy though. Yeah, he did the voice for the
• 1:34:47
  slinky It grows ten? Was it? Yeah? That was him? I'm
• 1:34:50
  toy story. Is this a lot. Right. I don't know about numbers,
• 1:34:56
  but ten million, it grows ten million, ten point one million the
• 1:34:58
  first week. I'm guessing that's what. What was his budget? That's to
• 1:35:02
  beat the budget, badger, dude, this is just like twelve billions or
• 1:35:08
  like twenty two billions. It was horrible, Ray, like I would,
• 1:35:14
  I would do a review on that, just to shit on it. All
• 1:35:15
  right. The budget range between twenty to thirty five. That took a ship,
• 1:35:24
  but it made a lot of if it made no, that's the budget.
• 1:35:29
  It went under by twenty million. See let me see, let me
• 1:35:32
  see dog shit. I'm making no money, okay. According to Wikipedia,
• 1:35:38
  this is Wikipedia budget twenty million dollars box office ten point seven. That means
• 1:35:45
  dog shit. That means it's dog Yeah, you lost ten million. It's
• 1:35:47
  possible that maybe within the month or so, because it's oh no, dude,
• 1:35:50
  it's been longer than the month. The movie came out in May twenty
• 1:35:54
  six and it grossed that much. It's shit, it's shit, Ray.
• 1:35:58
  You heard it here from Ray, a fucking movie expert. Dog shit.
• 1:36:01
  If we're talking finance, if we're talking finance, yeah, um, Legendary
• 1:36:08
  Pictures should get their money back from Burt Christcher Sony Pictures should get their money
• 1:36:13
  back from Burt Christcher It's because, like I'm saying, like those people that
• 1:36:19
  there's certain comedians that are good just because you're setting our shows food. I
• 1:36:25
  don't think that like everybody deserves a movie. Who's selling our shows on that
• 1:36:28
  level? Bro, Maybe you should stay to a podcast, like, because
• 1:36:30
  not everybody can have a career like Richard Pryor or like fucking uh what is
• 1:36:35
  it um Eddie Murphy or who's the Ralphie may and or the other fat foot
• 1:36:44
  na Chris Farley. Yeah, like not everybody can pull that shit off,
• 1:36:46
  bro. Not everybody has that on and you could be funny on stage and
• 1:36:50
  all that, but stop giving these movies and to people that just they're not
• 1:36:57
  They were not meant for movies. It was very craze, bro. It
• 1:37:00
  was very like, very fucking nolla type of acting. Because it's two hours
• 1:37:03
  I did. I saw it even. I was like yeah, even I
• 1:37:06
  was like I kind of sleep halfway what is it? And I saw it
• 1:37:10
  again yesterday like so I was like my girl was like, I'm not watching
• 1:37:12
  this ship. She was on her laptop the whole time here's a couple of
• 1:37:15
  taglines. A sloppy, lifeless movie that's strictly for hardcore Burke Christ your fans.
• 1:37:20
  The Machine is broken beyond repair. Damn yeah, bro, I would
• 1:37:30
  much rather watch The Rise of the Beast again. You're rather okay here it
• 1:37:34
  is? You watched that? Are you watching the Tire movie? Raised tire?
• 1:37:39
  Stupid movie? What which movie? Would you rather watch? The Machine
• 1:37:44
  or the tire movie? That Ray told you to watch that tire where it
• 1:37:45
  just goes around the world. You hate that movie, the Tire movie.
• 1:37:49
  No, now, I would watch the tire movie. You watch that tire
• 1:37:54
  movie. I never really watch you. You can't be on your phone,
• 1:37:56
  you can't be playing pokemons. You're you gotta watch the movie? Which one?
• 1:38:00
  You'd rather watch? The tire movie? Because I want to. I
• 1:38:01
  wouldn't just get to see where the tire goes. I feel like it's not
• 1:38:06
  I admit there's no dialogue in that movie, but like I'll be like,
• 1:38:10
  wow, holy shit, Well I guess we're never gonna have Brook Cristron show.
• 1:38:15
  It was just very craze, dude. It was very craze, and
• 1:38:17
  you know it, like did they open the gate to get imagine they're like,
• 1:38:24
  I'm like, I locked it for a reason, bro, trying to
• 1:38:27
  be secure for him. Okay, Yeah, here's a couple of taglines for
• 1:38:33
  the Rubber Film. A clever premise that gets plenty of comic blood and violence,
• 1:38:40
  but it's hampered by some questionable story, tiny techniques from director Quentin do
• 1:38:45
  Pay. That's the fool that made the tire movie. The film is intellectual
• 1:38:49
  wankery of the highest order in the sheep skin of a B film of the
• 1:38:54
  lowest order. Still good, though, how could it not be brilliant?
• 1:39:00
  By any five minutes being an hour too long, by being arch rather than
• 1:39:08
  Lockley, and by wasting too much time on dull dialogue celebrating it's no reason
• 1:39:13
  philosophy, which is true, but yeah, compared to on Bert Kreisher,
• 1:39:18
  it's all right. Well, there you go, Xavier. That was the
• 1:39:25
  zone stake here. Do you want any more of these reviews like this?
• 1:39:29
  Head over to Race podcast Morning Morning, Morning, Real and go listen to
• 1:39:33
  this ship like that. What's what's the last one? You guys did not
• 1:39:38
  cheating Aspen weeks Yeah, weeks ago, dude, Yeah, we gonna do
• 1:39:42
  next. It's not it's not a week podcast. He's just hit the park
• 1:39:46
  draft the park would be next with his zone, the new one, now,
• 1:39:50
  the old one, the Crostic. Yeah, yeah, it's the thirtieth
• 1:39:54
  anniversary ship. Every so many anniversaries are coming up. Yeah, everything gets
• 1:40:00
  a fucking birthday now, dude, girls get birthday month. Funds the whole
• 1:40:06
  fucking birthday month. It's not birthday month. Caddy Blaze hate that shit yet,
• 1:40:13
  you got No. He just hates the fact that it's like a birthday
• 1:40:16
  month. He's like, you just get one fucking day. I agree,
• 1:40:23
  you get mighty said. Prior and Murphy had a lot of dogshit movies.
• 1:40:26
  I moved, I e. Moving and Dave. I don't know some of
• 1:40:30
  the some of the prior shit's kind of funny, but I do get it
• 1:40:32
  with it was dogshit movies. Eddie Murphy didn't. I don't know. Like
• 1:40:36
  Dunny Professional was cool. It has has stand up in it. Remember he
• 1:40:40
  went to do stand up in the movie. Yeah, it was cool.
• 1:40:44
  I've been watching a lot of movies from the nineties again. You know which
• 1:40:45
  one I saw again recently? Missus Dopfire. Oh yeah, dude, Robin
• 1:40:50
  Willie. That was the first trans man ever. Dude. Yeah, that
• 1:40:55
  was the first fucking cross stresser out there, And like, I ain't gonna
• 1:40:57
  lie, it was fucking funny, bro, because I pay attention to shit
• 1:41:00
  that I didn't pay attention to as a kid, like like how they got
• 1:41:04
  back together or like how it worked out or how they found out. So
• 1:41:09
  I was kind of like shocked at I would review that movie, right,
• 1:41:14
  this is not Fire. That's a pretty good film. Yeah, Like it's
• 1:41:16
  it's a great film. And honestly, there was like a whole message behind
• 1:41:19
  her, bro, because there's a lot of it's about family. There's a
• 1:41:23
  whole lot of fucking uh. There's a whole lot of real shit behind her
• 1:41:26
  brother. Like when he's talking to the judge, he's like fuck, He's
• 1:41:29
  like, I just love my kids, you know what I mean? Like,
• 1:41:30
  it's just, dude, you're fucking weird. He's weird. He wasn't
• 1:41:35
  weird as a parent. He's very eccentric and like for some people, like
• 1:41:41
  you know, the wife character, there's so much that she can like holloway,
• 1:41:47
  but then there's like total chaos where it's like, Nigga, I'm working
• 1:41:50
  all day and this is what you're doing. When he was like, come
• 1:41:54
  on, dude, jump around. They're jumping on the table, which I
• 1:42:00
  liked when I was a kid, I didn't. I didn't put Pierce brossman,
• 1:42:02
  dude, suave as he was. That was like, that was him.
• 1:42:05
  He was the best double though. Seven put Pierce bross was there.
• 1:42:09
  And then when he fucking throws that lemon in the back of his fucking that
• 1:42:12
  dude, Oh, this lady, this guy. Oh kid, damn,
• 1:42:15
  yeah, this shit is so funny. Dude, Like yeah, like that
• 1:42:18
  food was fucking pissed out. But that was a good movie. He still
• 1:42:23
  gets that job, he gets that TV show. Yep. Yeah, that
• 1:42:27
  was fucking great man. That's just it worked out. Somebody said he couldn't
• 1:42:30
  get his ship together. Hey, bro, sometimes getting your ship together it's
• 1:42:32
  hard, bro. It fucking is, bro. I'll tell you right now,
• 1:42:36
  that ship is probably one of the hardest things a man to get get
• 1:42:40
  it together. Bow. But it's kind of crazy though, because like by
• 1:42:44
  the time you have your second child, I means gotta have your batteries in
• 1:42:48
  check, you know what I'm saying speaking of I'm not gonna say all right
• 1:42:55
  next one, but the charger for the batteries, the exagberace. That didn't
• 1:42:57
  work? Does it work? Oh? What about? Yeah, you have
• 1:43:04
  to get them on an episode for him to We're not gonna We're not gonna
• 1:43:09
  break the news for him. I don't know what happened. Nah, yeah,
• 1:43:14
  give them a day to take the whole month. What what movie did
• 1:43:18
  you say you watched? You don't even watch movies? Do you watch movies
• 1:43:20
  now more? Because you're dating somebody? Watch you watch fucking World War two
• 1:43:27
  documentaries with her? We watched Shark Tank. I love watching Shark That's like
• 1:43:30
  background music. He's gonna eventually watch movies, dude, I watched I don't
• 1:43:34
  know. But the other thing she no fucking hate. I don't even hate
• 1:43:38
  movies. It's just not my thing. But Parent Trap, Gay, Do
• 1:43:44
  you don't like Parent Trap? I was was a dope movie with with Um
• 1:43:47
  the New Girl. I mean, what's her name there? Like little Um
• 1:43:54
  Lindsey when she was a kid and she was a kid. Yeah, I
• 1:43:58
  don't know. I like that movie. That movie's School that was all.
• 1:44:00
  It was a cool. Little Emily was cool. How do we get them
• 1:44:02
  on both at the same time? That was kind of cool, like to
• 1:44:04
  see that. Oh yeah, Trips me out because I remember seeing it like
• 1:44:09
  a year ago. I was paying attention, not more about the story.
• 1:44:12
  The story is cool, but like more about like how did they get these
• 1:44:15
  two at the same time? And the pretty good fucking job. Man,
• 1:44:18
  I gotta say it's a remake from an older film too. Yeah, like
• 1:44:23
  a black and white film, right, I think so, Yeah, that's
• 1:44:25
  a black and white film. Disney had been making a lot of those movies
• 1:44:28
  from the Disney film it's a Disney film. Yeah, Like the Austin Twins
• 1:44:31
  they called Disney fucked. They're people you know, you don't think they've been
• 1:44:36
  doing that ever since the beginning people beginning Disney, but Disney Channel, like
• 1:44:45
  the kids that go on, I think you just get fucked. I think
• 1:44:47
  it's just too much for kids. What do you mean, huh like being
• 1:44:51
  a being a kid star. It's just too much for any kid. Oh.
• 1:44:56
  I think it was way worse before, bro, Like you know,
• 1:44:58
  like those kids that were like in Western like are those kids that dances?
• 1:45:01
  Yeah, talking about the low blonde headed little girl, it gets a hard
• 1:45:04
  knock like yeah, yeah, like yeah, she talks about how much she
• 1:45:08
  got like like Annie, that's your name, right, Annie? Yeah,
• 1:45:12
  yeah, that she probably like, yeah, she probably went through it.
• 1:45:15
  Dog. Here's one thing the Walt Disney Company has systematically, I like that
• 1:45:20
  work systematically underpaid women, depriving female employees of more than one hundred and fifty
• 1:45:27
  million dollars in wages in California since twenty fifty, A lot, a lot
• 1:45:34
  of money. Some chicks suited him for that. I mean they put their
• 1:45:41
  stars though, right, that's what they're paying their stars. Na. These
• 1:45:45
  are like people who work for Disney, like like graphic designer or whatever.
• 1:45:49
  Damn. I could see why a lot of their um, why a lot
• 1:45:54
  of their people got spread out to the other theme parks. Bro. There's
• 1:45:56
  some people like I told you already told you to have this whole conspiracy,
• 1:45:59
  but with it, Hey, so you do, You're gonna go to some
• 1:46:02
  more jiu jitsu exaber, I supposed to do another lesson. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:46:08
  Sam, Yeah, I can't wait. Together the fuck was this fucking
• 1:46:11
  crab my gas and there's a stand that I learned. Didn't worry about it.
• 1:46:14
  You don't know. I can't wait for my ears to be all fucking
• 1:46:16
  cauliflowered out. Some people. I don't think those fools like having cauliflower ears
• 1:46:19
  though, but I'm gonna make sure I grab them some. When people look
• 1:46:23
  at me like they don't fuck with me, I'm nearly before I fight them
• 1:46:26
  and be like, look, sure it's gonna point out my ears, Like
• 1:46:29
  do you see this ship back up? I don't think that's really how it
• 1:46:32
  works, but oh you dude, if I ever fight someone, the first
• 1:46:35
  thing I look, I was like, all right, do they got fucked
• 1:46:38
  up heers? Because they have fucked up heers, they're gonna beat my ass.
• 1:46:41
  You don't want to fight someone fucked up hears, but if they're so
• 1:46:43
  good, maybe it doesn't have fucked up beers. Yeah, I know you
• 1:46:45
  can't. You can't. You don't know anybody. But that's the first sign
• 1:46:48
  is look at theers. Like every time I remember when the UFCLA. I
• 1:46:53
  remember I went to UFC fight and I was like, yeah, I'm not
• 1:46:56
  chick hitting on No one's chick here, not hitting a note share to hit
• 1:47:00
  on me because the next thing you know, she has a boyfriend. And
• 1:47:02
  this was gonna kick my ass because I don't know none who's going to the
• 1:47:04
  UFC jam. If you go to UFC fight, most those people know how
• 1:47:09
  to fight way more than I do. I don't know jack shit, really,
• 1:47:12
  you know, just looking right, But I don't know no professional I
• 1:47:16
  never went to no boxing class, no classing, no nothing. Have you
• 1:47:20
  ever took that boxing class? Yeah? Yeah, I'm taken like like this
• 1:47:25
  entry shit and not like that. Yeah. It's just crazy and none of
• 1:47:29
  us really know how to fight. I mean, you just you just stab
• 1:47:33
  somebody instead it ends to fight. It ends the fight. There's no need
• 1:47:39
  to fight them. It's like when in dout stabbers. Shoot. Hey bro,
• 1:47:45
  I'm not catching a concussion and thirty you shouldn't be fighting me at thirty
• 1:47:48
  something anyways, Like, hey bro, we can't discuss it. I'm sorry.
• 1:47:54
  I have to be some dodging going on and I don't know how to
• 1:47:58
  dodge. Yeah, I don't know. Man. You can't let you can't
• 1:48:02
  let people take you down to that, to the level, like do you
• 1:48:04
  really like, oh you see old people fighting? Bro? That's like come
• 1:48:10
  on, bro, Like nobody has health insurance like that. Bro. People
• 1:48:15
  like to fight. I get if you've been if you've been raised fighting all
• 1:48:19
  your life, but like to randomly fight, bro, I guess if you're
• 1:48:25
  like if you're from the hood or whatever. I guess you have to fight,
• 1:48:27
  like georgiall fight. George's not fighting no more certified. No, I
• 1:48:32
  think. I think if he had to fight, Oh yeah, of course
• 1:48:34
  don't. If anyone if they have to. But George is like, that's
• 1:48:38
  his last resort. You don't want to go back to Joe. He's gonna
• 1:48:40
  get more time, He's already been there. Don't look pretty, don't look
• 1:48:43
  good. When you went to Joe for fucking violent case, then you go
• 1:48:45
  in there for another violent case. That's if the person you know. Yeah,
• 1:48:51
  but Nah's scary. No, bro, you always gotta refuse the situation
• 1:48:57
  as much as possible. Last thing you want. Dude's gonna fight. You've
• 1:49:00
  never been attacked, nobody's ever hit you. You never taken a punch of
• 1:49:05
  the face. Oh yeah, like in like in a like like in a
• 1:49:10
  jumping situation, or like at a party, or like just a fight break.
• 1:49:13
  I think at some point if you haven't taken a punch of the face,
• 1:49:15
  like, Bro, you don't have. But no, no, no,
• 1:49:17
  I haven't. I'll be honest with you. I've never been knocked out.
• 1:49:19
  I'm not saying yeah, then I've I've gotten shiners learn to fight,
• 1:49:23
  but I've never been like that whole thing where like just like days Yeah,
• 1:49:28
  no, of course not nah. I mean I've put and I put gloves
• 1:49:31
  on, you know, in the backyard with the homies when you're like fourteen.
• 1:49:35
  Yeah, but you're like twenty eight now or twenty. I don't want
• 1:49:41
  I'm cool. I don't want to learn, don't need. I feel like
• 1:49:44
  it's important to learn, though, I mean, yess what you're learning,
• 1:49:48
  that's what you're learning at the MMA gym. Yeah, but we don't really
• 1:49:51
  learning how to f It's just more like how to submit someone not fighting fighting,
• 1:49:56
  and that's nothing is when you fight, fight and practice those moves on
• 1:49:59
  your girlfriend. She said, how do you think I make her come by
• 1:50:04
  choking her out? That was a horrible joking. Some bitches like to get
• 1:50:09
  choked out. What are you talking about. You've never had a bitch to
• 1:50:11
  tell you choking. Yeah, I'm not saying that, but I'm saying,
• 1:50:13
  like, that's what you're doing with this chick. Yeah, it's horrible,
• 1:50:16
  Xavier. She got a hip to the show yet, Oh yeah, she
• 1:50:20
  watches. I don't know fo. I don't care if she watches. Tell
• 1:50:25
  me. I'm just saying, because the day that happens, I'm good.
• 1:50:29
  We're gonna know it's gonna be on the pre show, so might as well
• 1:50:31
  pay. It'll be like dog. She told me she sold the episodes.
• 1:50:38
  She had a list of all this shit you didn't see. You didn't see
• 1:50:41
  the fucking the post I made about h you don't get around. You can't
• 1:50:45
  get around because you don't have your leg, you don't have your arm.
• 1:50:48
  I don't I don't see why would she get offensive offensive by that? But
• 1:50:53
  I don't know. I don't think I say offensive. Can you imagine she
• 1:50:56
  hits you? She was like, this is how you know she watches.
• 1:50:58
  If she watches, He's like, hey, so what do you think about
• 1:51:00
  herpies? Yeah? Yeah, you know your girlfriend should be hitting you up.
• 1:51:05
  You're the one that always says everyone has herpies, everybody, your sister,
• 1:51:11
  the dog, everybody has herpies. What I'm saying without what I'm saying
• 1:51:15
  is like the fact that it gets brought up so that much on the show,
• 1:51:17
  that that's how that's how you know she watches. She's like, hey,
• 1:51:20
  so, so what do you think about Earthy? I would tell her
• 1:51:24
  thing. Go get tested, because we've made out so much that you probably
• 1:51:28
  have it if I have it, but I don't have it, So don't
• 1:51:31
  fucking worry about it. If you're listening your automatic response, everybody has it.
• 1:51:38
  Everybody has it. You didn't watch the rest of the clip. He's
• 1:51:41
  on those everything. He's like, see some graduate don't know. I'm not.
• 1:51:44
  He knows this shit. Don't worry about it. We all have it.
• 1:51:46
  I have it, you have it, dog has it. You're like,
• 1:51:49
  you gotta worry about the herpies cancer. Neighbor has it straight up?
• 1:51:57
  Hey, but you know what, you know what you guys should worry about
• 1:52:00
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• 1:52:02
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• 1:52:24
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• 1:52:30
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• 1:52:44
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  It's just about a week away, right, it's next week. Yeah,
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  watching You High and Hungry featuring what is It? Fire? Smoke Smoking Fire
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  in Las Vegas. I will be posting additional clips as well, hopefully sometime
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  later today. Um, and I'll see you guys on the Green Thumb Show
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  Ray shoutouts. Shout out to everybody who tuned in, follow me in Morning
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  Shot Films and YouTube. Check out my website Morning Shop Films dot co.
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  Xavier Ribe. We have funk freaks on tomorrow. It's gonna get funky.
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  Be ready for that ship. It's two of them, Yeah, two of
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  them pulling it up. Loser and uh other homies name my bad. Uh
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  yeah loser and yeah no no no, Well, I mean we'll be here
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  tomorrow, but yeah, tune in. It'll be dope. Uh and like
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  he's on side. July fifteen, pull up, It's gonna be fun.
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  We have a drunk tank. I know you guys are gonna love to throw
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  me in there. A dunk tank, not a drunk tank, a drunk
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  tank is I'm gonna be drunk too, So I'm be drunk, don't drunk
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  tank, you know. Yeah, come see why I get pissed off when
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  Exabel drinks too much. Yeah, I'm gonna be get launched in their EA
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  Zone's gonna get in there. I'm gonna fill it up extra high so he
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  feels like he's from Imagine Hope group of the LAMC gives you stop, do
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  stop? Well, she probly pays the five bucks. She probably saw the
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  video. She was the first one to get a ticket. What happened to
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  you? All right? All right, what's see you guys tomorrow with freaks?
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  Me's out, Hey,