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Kyle FINALLY tells us about GOAT YOGA · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Phone numbers eight seven seven, nine three seven one o
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  Speaker 1: and your message to nine six eight nineteen. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We all know how exercise fads come and go. But
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  Speaker 2: goat yoga.
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  Speaker 3: Goat yoga, yoga and goats. It just seemed like the
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  Speaker 3: perfect combination.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing. It actually started as a joke back in
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  Speaker 2: twenty fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: It was dressed up the goats and qute costumes. We
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  Speaker 3: had them jump on people and stuff. It was very
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  Speaker 3: thin with the animals, and then all the news stations
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  Speaker 3: started picking it up. They're like, this is genius. It
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  Speaker 3: might have just been a slow news day. I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: but it worked out really good for us. We want
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  Speaker 3: people to be able to bring the whole family and
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  Speaker 3: not make it like an elitist activity.
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  Speaker 4: Bah mustay, we got it.
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  Speaker 2: We did goat yoga so fun. I've always wanted to
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  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 5: I actually had so much fomo I totally forgot about it,
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  Speaker 5: quite honestly, because it was like two months ago. My
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  Speaker 5: sister reached out to me and she was like, Hey,
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  Speaker 5: let's all do this together. It's like both my sisters
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  Speaker 5: and my nieces and nephews, and I was like, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and then my sister like reminded me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And the thing was is, originally I had asked Addie
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  Speaker 5: and Easton if they wanted to do it with me,
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  Speaker 5: and they both said absolutely not, they had no interest
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  Speaker 5: in it. I was like, okay, well then I'll just
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  Speaker 5: go without you. And well, Scott had to go up
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  Speaker 5: north last minute for work, and so I was like,
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  Speaker 5: looks like, you guys are coming to goat yoga.
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  Speaker 2: With me, Come on gang.
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  Speaker 5: So we went and it was like it's like literally
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  Speaker 5: on this farm and they bring you into this big
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  Speaker 5: pasture area and the goats are just roaming around and
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  Speaker 5: it was like Hawaiian themes.
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  Speaker 2: So the goats were like in little Hawaiian shirts.
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  Speaker 6: I was gonna ask you why you were wearing that shirt.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, cause you were the only one in Hawaiian.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Obviously I'm upset about.
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  Speaker 2: That because I was like, why is wearing this? But
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  Speaker 2: why did you stop it? Because my sister even texted
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  Speaker 2: me beforehand.
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  Speaker 5: Again I didn't even remember about this, and she goes,
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  Speaker 5: what are we wearing?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like I don't know, do you think
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  Speaker 2: we should?
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  Speaker 5: Actually I should just go into the other thing right
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  Speaker 5: now because this is this is my sister texts me right.
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  Speaker 5: She was like like a reminder, but it wasn't a reminder.
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  Speaker 5: It was like a voice memo, goa yoga.
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  Speaker 2: On Saturday.
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  Speaker 6: Day?
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  Speaker 2: What are you in? I found this app? The next
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  Speaker 2: text message sounds the next two days were all there
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  Speaker 2: is fun with some I was like, okay, we're doing this.
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  Speaker 5: I need that yoga. So I text her back and
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  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, so we're like. I was like,
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  Speaker 5: first of all, I'm dying, right, I have no idea
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  Speaker 5: what I'm wearing?
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  Speaker 2: Are you going in? Same? We should really be on
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  Speaker 2: theme for the ghost table.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, I'm dying. Do we have like grass
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  Speaker 5: skirts or anything? Also, like, what time does this thing start?
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  Speaker 2: Yoga res skirts? Maybe e bye ghost.
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  Speaker 6: Heads?
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  Speaker 4: We do a Hawaiian short being it starts seven pm.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So I'm like, like, what what even app is this?
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  Speaker 5: Like like, you're you're committing to bit like everything I
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  Speaker 5: text you.
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  Speaker 2: You're literally before we're doing different songs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And she was like oh yeah yeah this time.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, susy times.
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  Speaker 5: So tiny song so I get to go yoga right
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  Speaker 5: following the tiny song text messages in Hawaiian shirt and
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  Speaker 5: nobody else. Besides, there was one other group of people
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  Speaker 5: there that were all decked out. They had the grass skirts,
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  Speaker 5: they had to Hawaiian shirts, but my sisters, my nieces,
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  Speaker 5: my nephew, nobody else in Hawaiian anything. I was like, well,
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  Speaker 5: this is awesome, but I'm committing to it because I
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  Speaker 5: said I would wear a Hawaiian shirt. I have to
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  Speaker 5: say goat yoga ten out of ten recommend It's really hilarious,
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  Speaker 5: Like there wasn't a whole lot of yoga happening because
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  Speaker 5: it was like you had to capture the moment, like
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  Speaker 5: the goat would jump up my sister, I had to
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  Speaker 5: film it right the goat would jump on me.
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  Speaker 2: She had films trouts around you. Addie was totally into it.
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  Speaker 5: Like Addie did not want to go, and once she
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  Speaker 5: got there, she loves animals, so she adored being around
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  Speaker 5: the goats. And there was like different size goats, small
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  Speaker 5: ones when they jump at your back, no big deal,
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  Speaker 5: Like yeah, oh cool, I'm definitely in this plank position
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  Speaker 5: with this goat rocking it. There was a little bit
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  Speaker 5: larger goats that when they jump, you're.
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  Speaker 2: Like, this hurts just a little bit. Easton wanted nothing
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  Speaker 2: to do with the ghasts.
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  Speaker 5: He said, as far away as possible, and he played
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  Speaker 5: his switch because he saved his screen time for this particular.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, what do they do about like the poop goats pooing?
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  Speaker 2: They just poop everywhere. Okay, you lost it? Did poop
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  Speaker 2: the mats? They peed on a couple of the mats.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you're just in the goat's pasture. It's like
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  Speaker 2: there's no You're just part of goat world. I was
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  Speaker 2: in on goat yoga. I'm officially out.
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  Speaker 5: But they're like little pebbles and so they just flick
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  Speaker 5: right off.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you're doing yoga with Tom Brady and Lebron James.
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  Speaker 1: I got to tell you this so the video. Watched
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  Speaker 1: the video, it literally looks like you guys are having
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  Speaker 1: such a great time laughing. We see the video on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram at unfuncked. But I got to tell you this too.
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  Speaker 1: And and you know, I think that you know, we
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  Speaker 1: worked together a long time. We're all we're all really close.
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  Speaker 1: We all have I think we all know each other's
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  Speaker 1: insecurities and whatnot. Like, Kyle, you've shared stuff with you.
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  Speaker 1: I got to tell you something because remember you were
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  Speaker 1: go through that phase where you want to get that
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  Speaker 1: Brazilian butt lift.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I need to do that.
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  Speaker 1: So no way, dude, your buddy booty booty looks full.
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  Speaker 5: Because I need to drop ten right now, No way,
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  Speaker 5: drop it.
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  Speaker 1: Victims in red shorts, boyle.
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  Speaker 2: Out right now in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: But look at those red shorts and one of the
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  Speaker 1: goats all over you.
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  Speaker 6: That's the weird angle, the angles, and I want to
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  Speaker 6: be the booty police.
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  Speaker 2: Let me look at Kyle and.
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  Speaker 1: Look at it.
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  Speaker 2: No, id, she's wearing a Hawaiian shirt. It was a
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  Speaker 2: Hawaiian shirt and I was the only one on sea shorts.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you go to goat yoga totally cake in right right,
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  Speaker 7: I told you about right Peyton, Like, there's no need
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  Speaker 7: at all for a Brazilian butler.
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  Speaker 2: It is cute. No, she could definitely go for a
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  Speaker 2: BBS studio. That's what I wanted. That's where I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to see.
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  Speaker 1: It on Instagram about her full booty unfug on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: John Jaye Rich, Hello Paulina.
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  Speaker 8: Hi, guys, how's it going good?
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  Speaker 1: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for holding what's going on?
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  Speaker 8: I joined this gym and I started training with the
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  Speaker 8: personal trainer, who is genuinely so hot, and at first
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  Speaker 8: I thought he was being nice because he's literally paid
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  Speaker 8: to be nice. But then after a few weeks, the
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  Speaker 8: flirting was definitely mutual. So after my third session, I
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  Speaker 8: finally took it upon myself asked him out, and he
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  Speaker 8: told me he couldn't because the gym has like the
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  Speaker 8: strict policy about trainers not dating clients, which is fair,
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  Speaker 8: and then I figured that was the end of it.
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  Speaker 8: And then the manager of the gym, who also happens
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  Speaker 8: to be one of my best friends, she found out
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  Speaker 8: about it and she lost her mind because apparently she's
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  Speaker 8: had a crush on this guy for months. And she says,
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  Speaker 8: and I quote, that I stole her future husband, and
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  Speaker 8: I was like future then, because she's acting like this,
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  Speaker 8: thinking that I committed an ultimate betrayal over a guy
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  Speaker 8: that neither one of us has even dated, and she's
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  Speaker 8: treating me like I'm the bad guy for shooting my
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  Speaker 8: shop first, So I need to know did I break
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  Speaker 8: girl code?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 8: Am I a bad person?
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  Speaker 4: Or am I?
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  Speaker 8: Am I crazy? Like what's going on.
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  Speaker 6: You didn't even know she had a crush on him,
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  Speaker 6: So in that case, I don't think that you broke
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  Speaker 6: girl code. Now, if you went and continued to date
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  Speaker 6: him after knowing how your friend felt about it, I
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  Speaker 6: would say you're probably teetering on that line.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I met my wife at work and I
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  Speaker 1: never understood why there's no dating policies in certain companies,
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  Speaker 1: And hearing your story, I get it because listen to
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  Speaker 1: what was happening. The boss wants to date her employee,
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  Speaker 1: and you're the client and you want to date the trainer. Like,
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  Speaker 1: there's three levels of why companies that have a no
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  Speaker 1: dating policy right there, right, because look at the drama
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  Speaker 1: it's going to cause.
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  Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, I totally I too.
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  Speaker 1: Love with my trainer. He's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Your trainer is a cool guy.
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  Speaker 1: He rock climbs, he does, and he's got the really
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  Speaker 1: good looking girlfriend, and it makes me jealous.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just like, what do you mean it makes you
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  Speaker 2: jealous that she's with him? Okay, yeah, you gotta listen.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta listen. People finish their.
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  Speaker 6: I thought you were going the other way.
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  Speaker 4: He's trying to get that one off the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't think.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no girl code if you didn't know, and
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  Speaker 4: she should just be like, yeah, so we both like
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  Speaker 4: the same guy.
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  Speaker 2: Too bad, you can't date him.
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  Speaker 4: It's policy.
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  Speaker 6: Hah.
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  Speaker 4: She should be cool like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like if she was going to vacation somewhere, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to France and you go, I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna go to France. A way to go for ruining
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  Speaker 1: my trip because you're going to go to France. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. She didn't unless you told her my dreams
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  Speaker 1: to go to France and then she goes to France.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. That gets silly.
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  Speaker 1: She can't get mad at you. I would just go
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  Speaker 1: somewhere else.
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  Speaker 4: Now, now you got to show her by by marrying
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  Speaker 4: that guy.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you guys for validating myself.
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  Speaker 4: But go into the gym and then ask him out
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  Speaker 4: and marry him, and then you'll show her.
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  Speaker 1: I have a great day, Paulina, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, of course. Take care