Latest / The Whitfield Report / TWR Saturday | Pelosi Gets Hammered
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- 0:07Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative studio in
- 0:11Sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics
- 0:15current events and pop culture. This is he's the Whitfield
- 0:19Report with Sam Whitfield. Hey there everyone, welcome to
- 0:32the show. I'm your host, Sam, What fields
- 0:37and joining me. As always, is a Cuba insomnia
- 0:43and I hope you guys are doing this.
- 0:45Talk about just lucky was fine. Okay, that's just as that's just
- 0:50what they call me on the bird site.
- 0:52Okay, well, I, well, you know, I don't know if me.
- 0:58Well, you know you might you might have insomnia.
- 1:01I don't know. Oh, I do 100%.
- 1:04That's why I go. Yeah, well I mean I have a game
- 1:07or two, don't know we all have insomnia or is that just because
- 1:11I play Arkham Knight with you much in the dark at night, the
- 1:16good ones have insomnia. By the way, I sent you.
- 1:19The link with the video you were looking for earlier.
- 1:22Oh okay. Yeah, I see that and I
- 1:24appreciate that. You're very welcome by By the
- 1:29way. I so I'm told that I'm a
- 1:34psychopath because I played The Last of Us at night pitch.
- 1:40Black with just the TV screen. I wouldn't hold on.
- 1:48Why wouldn't you play any game at night with the lights off?
- 1:52Like what do you watch movies with the sun glaring in what?
- 1:56Well, now, the The idea that I had, I guess, I guess it's the
- 2:02idea that like, I'm a, it's like a, it's like a whore zombie game
- 2:06and, you know, you don't want to get.
- 2:08But I mean the jumpscared are part of the fun of the game even
- 2:12then it's not, it's just that it's jump-scares, it's not
- 2:16Terror like playing The Last of Us in the dark pitch, black with
- 2:21nobody around you and no silence, but the game is not the
- 2:24same experience as playing PT with the lights off.
- 2:28And dark and nobody else around you.
- 2:30You know, there are actual horror terror experiences that
- 2:34the dark really does enhance, but for any type of, ooh, spooky
- 2:38zombie, you have soft, Spanish guitar, daylight, and Joel's
- 2:43bearded face looking grizzled. You know what I mean?
- 2:46And that's not hearing, and I don't want the lights on during
- 2:49that part, but or I don't want the lights off during that part.
- 2:52But on during zombies, I don't want to have to get up.
- 2:55I am a gamer, movement is not mine.
- 2:58I thing. Well well and usually because
- 3:03most of us work during the day we game you know we can't night
- 3:08or at least I used to game one. I usually game when the sun is
- 3:13going down just about and it's like do I roll on a pause at
- 3:18this moment from the light maybe I should.
- 3:21But no I'm not I'm not going to so artificial lights not good
- 3:28for We're not talking about like having sunlight, this is
- 3:30artificial. Like I work in a place with
- 3:32flourescent lighting and I hate it, my boss.
- 3:35Can I turn my lights off in my office and my boss is like, why
- 3:39do you have your lights off? And I was like, oh, it's just
- 3:41it's easier for my eyes. I don't strain this hard, it
- 3:44doesn't like wear me out as much as I go.
- 3:47Okay, well, you need to have them on just in case the people
- 3:49know you're in there. All right, you might be my new
- 3:54best friend because not to not to derail from the show Too
- 3:57Much, from what we already. Already have.
- 3:59But I've, I've never liked fluorescent lights and everyone
- 4:02thinks I'm insane. But, but I remember when we
- 4:07were, when we were in schools, when we were in school public
- 4:10school and they had all those fluorescent lights, looking like
- 4:14the worst in school, man. It's the.
- 4:16Yeah, and so it's just it's just all in your head.
- 4:20No, it's fucking not so that that shit it's so weird.
- 4:27It's not Nutri 8. Like the sun.
- 4:29It's not rewarding like the Sun, but it keeps, you just barely
- 4:33conscious enough and sometimes not even that.
- 4:35Sometimes it's so stress training, it makes you pass out.
- 4:40I yeah, well, I've been going to the I've been going to a Chinese
- 4:44acupuncturist for like. Well, I've been going on and off
- 4:48throughout my entire life, but I believe there's did this.
- 4:53He only charge you half price because he only needs to
- 4:55acupuncture half of the body. Is it worth it to really do the
- 5:01other half? Yeah, yeah, it is.
- 5:06I mean, I like full charge full price, but interesting enough.
- 5:14It's a, it's a, it's a woman and she, it's actually, it's
- 5:22actually an American woman that got That got trained by a
- 5:27Chinese medical document but she's like, no.
- 5:29Yeah, the fluorescent light that that's not a myth.
- 5:32It's, it's bad. Yeah.
- 5:36Like we say, Fuck. Fluorescent lighting on the
- 5:38show. Yep, that.
- 5:41Well, that's, that's why I have. That's why I have LEDs in this
- 5:45room. So, Yeah.
- 5:50Also, those those weird square like light bulb things.
- 5:56Yeah, those worked out real. Well, yeah.
- 6:03But anyway, I think I mean, the only light you need is from
- 6:07monitor or TV. That's all that's all we need.
- 6:10Are ya? Some TVs.
- 6:13Yeah, that's that's good. Oh shows, no talking lighting.
- 6:19Good. Well yeah that that to we do
- 6:22have a donation from fat Kick boy over on Rumble for a dollar
- 6:28and now it's our first Grumble Super Chat.
- 6:30So thank God, we got you. Yeah, we're finally on Rumble to
- 6:36folks so and we're on Odyssey as well.
- 6:40Because I have a feeling that YouTube may or may not whole
- 6:45tonight stream which you know, they've done that before.
- 6:50So this is one where I can really say some fucking game or
- 6:53words. I mean, if if it's already going
- 6:57to be on Titanic, I may as well have some fun, well part, what
- 7:02part of the reason why part of the reason why I guess they're
- 7:04pulling videos now, is because of the Paul Pelosi thing which
- 7:09is that's going on and tonight's episode is called Pelosi gets
- 7:14hammered because that is little happened.
- 7:17And I will pull the video T character.
- 7:23Yeah. No, it's who says that video.
- 7:27The video games aren't realistic.
- 7:29It's that same kind of overhead auto track.
- 7:32Move your character closer to being hit range.
- 7:34Kind of Swing. Homeboy was too fat to move that
- 7:38fast. Well, it's awesome, you know,
- 7:44we've seen all of the self but I'm sure we've seen all the
- 7:47South Park, you know, Garrison memes relighting into this.
- 7:52And at first, I thought, oh, this is just a meme Squad, but I
- 7:57do know memes are becoming reality.
- 8:00I guess. So mean they didn't 2016 and it
- 8:03was fucking glorious. Yeah.
- 8:08Luna pepper in here. Well, was it, was it you or no,
- 8:16I think it might have been someone else who's podcast.
- 8:18I was on. Who was like, I endorse Kane
- 8:21Foley, but not because of the anti-semitic stuff.
- 8:26I just want the memes to come through.
- 8:30I mean, that's the beautiful thing, no matter what the means
- 8:33will flow. They've always float out of.
- 8:35Yeah, they always will. Yeah, I mean, yeah, is a living
- 8:40meme. All right, so let's see what
- 8:43we've got going on. Certainly was after the South
- 8:47Park episode. yeah, you know II was surprised that the fish
- 8:54dicks thing hasn't come up recently because you would think
- 8:59with the Fuentes thing and the the cat I'm surprised it fun
- 9:03does hasn't been parodied by self-park actually II have to
- 9:08admit because didn't it if I remember correctly years, Go
- 9:14ahead. Didn't they do PewDiePie when he
- 9:17was like still obscure? No, they did PewDiePie when he
- 9:22was popular. They did, they did PewDiePie
- 9:26well after his Peak into stardom Peak which didn't really quit.
- 9:32I'll just say that. I mean the most we ever got was
- 9:37Patton, Oswalt, screaming, come on Gator.
- 9:39Let's go on Reno 911. I think that's the closest we'll
- 9:45ever get in that in that sector. Well, I mean yeah probably what
- 9:52we've always had because Milo never made it on the South Park
- 9:55in Milo is almost a fucking South Park character by himself.
- 10:02To be fair. Oh yeah.
- 10:04Well, well there's, there's there's been rumors for years
- 10:09that he was that he was like a left-winger subvert and I don't
- 10:16know if I buy that, but just based off of like, the few
- 10:20interactions I've had with him online.
- 10:24He's a while, he's a wild character.
- 10:27I'll be perfectly with asshole Garrison.
- 10:30I like, Yeah, I can, I can see the bits in my head already.
- 10:37It's that simple. Yeah.
- 10:39Well some by the way, speaking of South Park people, if none of
- 10:42you have ever played South Park, the Stick of Truth or South Park
- 10:45South Park, the fractured. But oh yes, I said that
- 10:49properly. Go play those their fantastic
- 10:52fucking video games, especially the fractured but whole You
- 10:56know, their engine that is fractured but whole while1.
- 11:03You know II never played fractured, but all by did play.
- 11:06Stick of Truth thinking, oh this is going to be, this is just
- 11:10going to be a terrible TV ripoff because they always been.
- 11:14Yeah, yeah, they always know. It's this one was good fractured
- 11:19but whole is you can feel the rush of the game like how much
- 11:24it was rushed but it really is pretty goddamn good.
- 11:28And the DLC adds that little bit extra to just be super duper
- 11:31fun. If you're looking for a game
- 11:35that will make you laugh. So so, so, in other words, the
- 11:41DLC was actually worth it. It wasn't just filler, because
- 11:46we were too lazy to complete the entire game, like most Inc,
- 11:51think of it. I mean, it's DLC, but think of
- 11:53it like, expansions. They are their own little
- 11:55self-contained stories and you get a new character partner in
- 11:59each one. If like, the Fallout DLCs or the
- 12:02The Skyrim deals. These are the Elder Scrolls.
- 12:07You know what I mean? Yeah, one I may have to.
- 12:10I might have to check that out. Then so definitely take a trip
- 12:14down to your local Bay where their ships with Jolly Rogers
- 12:18posted and go ask some people. Maybe you'll find something by a
- 12:22plaza or a skid row type of character and he'll be able to
- 12:26say hey, Here's everything you never know.
- 12:31No, that's fuck Ubisoft. Oh yeah.
- 12:35Well they almost said we could do a whole three hour show on
- 12:39just fuck. You be stopped that and it
- 12:42mostly mocking the French How do you company just the French?
- 12:49Well I mean how many sassanids Creed you know games do.
- 12:54We were really need at this point?
- 12:58We have yet to Ezio Trilogy. We don't need anything else.
- 13:02Amen. I'm going to America controversy
- 13:05and I have nothing against Black Flag but I think the series
- 13:08peaked with the FCO trilogy I think they push the bounds so
- 13:12well and did so goddamn good. They can never ever touch close
- 13:17again. Yeah.
- 13:18Well, for a long time I thought it's hasn't screed.
- 13:21Like was the Ezio Trilogy like for a while that blame you.
- 13:27Yeah, that's what it was. But anyway, speaking of video
- 13:31game characters. Let's see some.
- 13:34Let's see. Paul Posey.
- 13:37Got character assassin. Attempting to To risk without
- 13:41their own paci. A husband of a politician.
- 13:47I don't remember this part. In Assassin's Creed 3.
- 13:49Nope, I this is this was more like GTA or something.
- 13:55So By the way, is the autism definitely don't want.
- 14:23Yeah. Don't leave your fucking hand.
- 15:13Give me a fucking hand. All right, so the wonderful
- 15:36thing about that is is for those listening to us as a podcast.
- 15:39You can pretty much tell exactly what happened.
- 15:42What sound like, what happened is what happened?
- 15:44There was a weird scene, there was a hammer and oh shit.
- 15:48That's Basically the clip, I thought he might have been
- 15:51fucking dead at first because I wasn't even aware that this had
- 15:54happened at all. I just saw the clip and I was
- 15:56like, oh, fuck. And then I heard that first I
- 16:00was like, is that him shitting himself or is he snoring?
- 16:02Is he fucking dead? Does it go that fast?
- 16:05And then I come here, there's only all homeboys out cold, he's
- 16:08having a good sleep. Oh my god.
- 16:13Well, first like how How the cops are just like, hey guys,
- 16:22what's what's going on? What does it cause?
- 16:25He kind of leaned back before the door, really open.
- 16:27So just slowly swung open. It looks like they were just
- 16:29standing there without having open the fucking door.
- 16:33Like it's almost like a fucking the internet video of something,
- 16:37you'd expect to see those like Sage not Tick Tock or some shit.
- 16:41Yeah. But I mean that that begs the
- 16:43question it seems like these two guys.
- 16:46Like it seems like the it seems like Almost he knew this guy,
- 16:50whatever his name is. It doesn't seem like the cops
- 16:56are just barge in and and Paul would be like, hey how's it
- 17:00going officers? If he didn't know for what I had
- 17:03read it was something like he had threatened Paul saying like
- 17:06don't open it, you know, what'll happen.
- 17:07It's like and Duty. Simon open is like, don't do it,
- 17:11you know, it'll happen. He just fucking opens it.
- 17:15Yeah, but apparently that was though, he knew what was going
- 17:18to happen, but he had to it was his only option he had.
- 17:24Yeah it's apparently the dude said it later in a testimony.
- 17:29Whatever I left the house that day to fight tyranny.
- 17:33My brother in Christ you're going after a fucking
- 17:36Californian politician. You're not going after anybody
- 17:41in Big Oil. Big Pharma anything that has
- 17:44created laws to extort us. You're not going after
- 17:47government. If what I mean, technically,
- 17:49government, official, but you're not going after glow in the dark
- 17:52side. What, what do you what tyranny
- 17:54are you fighting the sir? There is a man who was so mad at
- 17:57the IRS. He crashed a plane into it.
- 17:59What are you doing? Like really.
- 18:03Yeah, that there, there was a guy who there was a guy who who
- 18:07who who like broke into the White House during the Obama
- 18:12during the Obama Administration and was just walking around the
- 18:18White House for like 10 minutes before Secret Service know.
- 18:22Noticed him now. That's like, that's a bit more
- 18:27gutsy than You know, trying to I guess, Hammer, Paul Pelosi
- 18:38homeboy, walked up to Prime. Former prime minister Shinzo
- 18:42Abe, a with two, tubes taped together with electrical tape, a
- 18:46battery, a hair trigger on a goddamn fucking luggage strap.
- 18:51Walked up to him and fucking blasted.
- 18:55Now I'm not saying Shinzo Abe a was tyrannical but what I am
- 18:59saying is dudes have done a Fascination is a lot better.
- 19:03Yeah. Oh yeah.
- 19:04The dudes plan was he was going to kidnap Nancy and ask her
- 19:10questions and if she told the truth, she'd be okay.
- 19:13And if she lied he said he would break her kneecaps.
- 19:19As like, how is this fighting tyranny?
- 19:22Yeah. Well and also, she then also, if
- 19:26that was the plan like again we don't condone, we don't condone
- 19:30any of this but it's not. If, if you were to plan
- 19:35something, what do you want to? Make?
- 19:36Sure that she's there and like scout out routes, or something
- 19:39like that? Like, every like, every movie
- 19:43I've seen where, like, you know, tears, kidnap the president or
- 19:46something like that, like the At least always, you know, they
- 19:51always Scout at the routes. They always have an Insider or
- 19:54something like that. You know, to like figure out
- 19:57where the policy We, As Americans have lost touch with
- 20:01our roots and maybe you'll agree in this.
- 20:04Do I feel like we've lost touch with the foundation of our
- 20:07country of which we are build? I feel like we all forgot how to
- 20:11be terrorists to a tyrannical government, like really actually
- 20:16like rebellious like Join or Die.
- 20:18Not. These are my pronouns kind of
- 20:21shit, right? Yeah.
- 20:23Liberty for all no tax is not communism.
- 20:27Is our way and how everyone can be equal.
- 20:29You know what I mean? And this is a perfect case of we
- 20:33American Rebels and not the South by the way those Rebels
- 20:38who they're they're keeping strong, no matter what boy, but
- 20:41these kinds of quote Rebels, the, the the West Coast style,
- 20:46right? Yeah, not Inning.
- 20:49I'm sorry. You're not threatening when you
- 20:52have purple hair and you look like you have like seventy two
- 20:56Big Macs stuffed in a fat suit and you're doing a fucking thing
- 21:00for the view, you know, not it at all.
- 21:04It'll add to that, he probably, he probably got those Big Macs.
- 21:08Be fine, even go to McDonald's knowing this guy.
- 21:11He probably ubereats and had those, you know, mixed doubles
- 21:16delivered because fuck man. He's in fucking shorts.
- 21:20He's going to commit fucking kidnapping and assault, possibly
- 21:24murder. And shorts and I think he has a
- 21:30fucking man bun like you know, well well they country well then
- 21:42what's it? I'm not a fan of Paul Paul.
- 21:44I'm not a fan of the Pelosi's but I wonder my but I will be
- 21:49fair to pop because one of the one of the I don't know if it's
- 21:53a ship our store people actually believe this.
- 21:55They're like Well, that's opposes gay lover and there are
- 21:59evidences popolo. She had his pants off, and he
- 22:02was just in his underpants and is like, motherfucker, usually,
- 22:06when no one's at home, I don't wear pants if it's true.
- 22:10Why the fuck would you wear pants at home?
- 22:12Unless you're cold. Like, do are these people not
- 22:16Hume, do they not work? I come home from work and take
- 22:19your pants off because shits just fucking swampy down there.
- 22:23You need to let it fucking like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't
- 22:26you like, are Airflow in your crotch it like fuck yeah so yeah
- 22:31so that's so that it said I don't want to go I'll give it to
- 22:35Paul motherfucker. Act like a stone-cold gangster
- 22:37he's like don't you dare open it?
- 22:39I'll go. I'll hurt you motherfuckers.
- 22:41Opens it. He's like okay tell me do it
- 22:47fucking baller and then he gave us the greatest fucking weird.
- 22:53It's almost like it's almost like something.
- 22:56You see an analog horror or Creepypasta kind of shit like
- 23:00something shot in in like Source Filmmaker, right?
- 23:03Just a creepy idea that works for something horrible taste
- 23:08because it's so strange. Because you're both looking
- 23:11directly at the door that swings open.
- 23:14Both of them have the hands there and the cops are they
- 23:17don't. They're just staring at him
- 23:19standing still. It's such a weird thing.
- 23:21If you're that cop approaching like, it is something out of
- 23:25like, like right now. A popular analog horror series
- 23:27is out there. It's called Mandela catalog and
- 23:29part of one of their storylines as a cop dealing with these
- 23:33weird alien imposter creature things, it's that kind of
- 23:37fucking weird vibe energy. Um, Which is like, what's going
- 23:42on here? I like, they thought they were
- 23:44being fucking pranked. It's like, where, where is
- 23:47dangle? Ashton Kutcher.
- 23:49Where's where's them TV Crews? I heard Ashton cut, you cut his
- 23:54name in a long time, but I mean, listen at this point who needs
- 24:01reality TV. We have, we have if the last
- 24:04five years has taught me anything, it's that real, we
- 24:07don't need reality reality TV because we have the internet and
- 24:12we all know who else thinks that Sammy Ashton Kutcher.
- 24:16So you know what he's actually doing.
- 24:18He is working through his nonprofit company and doing
- 24:21constant fundraisers, and campaign ads to fight against
- 24:25child, sex abuse in Hollywood. Oh, he's been doing that for
- 24:29years. And I don't know.
- 24:30That's why I'm saying, that's why, that's why you haven't
- 24:32heard him mentioned? Because he's out of the
- 24:35Limelight fighting the good fight.
- 24:37Yeah. God, it's going to be sad when
- 24:40he does in five fucking years from mysterious suicide.
- 24:44Well, now, he and I will, I will give it to him.
- 24:48And Denny more both. I mean, she's she's always been
- 24:52a bit crazy but you know that was something that they did
- 24:56together. Although although night,
- 24:59although now I hear that she's like somehow back together with
- 25:02Bruce Willis even though he's met.
- 25:06I don't know why you hate numbers, let that man, hell
- 25:10whatever he wants. He helped make the greatest
- 25:13Christmas movie ever that that he did that he did.
- 25:16He also made one of the Almost unreal has made one of the
- 25:20greatest most underrated superhero movies ever.
- 25:26Um unbreakable I'll fuck you okay.
- 25:30Yeah, yeah, wow. I mean I forgot that and yes.
- 25:35And yes unbreakable is a superhero movie movie.
- 25:38I know. I know that they ending with
- 25:39glass kind of sucked, but those first two movies.
- 25:46Damn were in jail. James McAvoy is creepy at he can
- 25:51he can play, you know, the horn Jean or when he wants.
- 25:57Right. And don't forget Fifth Element.
- 25:59He he can have as many wives as he wants.
- 26:03Yeah. As far as I care.
- 26:06But ya know, this is a this is a weird video.
- 26:08I'm used to watching cop videos. I'm used to watching fucked up
- 26:12videos and weird videos and all kinds of shit.
- 26:14This one was just genuinely like I had to go and re-watch the
- 26:19segment just because it unfolded in such a weird way.
- 26:22Yeah. So so did I well and then
- 26:25apparently there's There's another story of like and I'm
- 26:31trying to find that we're cops killed.
- 26:35A guy. Oh the five black cops that
- 26:41they're saying is White's white supremacy.
- 26:44Yeah, yeah. That one that one that video has
- 26:47a has a video released. Okay.
- 26:53Yeah, so oh. So that's how I can't find
- 26:55anything on it. Yeah, apparently they're
- 26:58apparently there was a video of like five cops African-American
- 27:05pops beating another African-American man.
- 27:09Yeah. And just just just violently,
- 27:12like abuse of power. Yes.
- 27:15Yeah. Which which does happen but
- 27:18hopefully. Yeah.
- 27:19But isn't it funny that like we're not hearing about it at
- 27:24all on Twitter or really anywhere?
- 27:26We don't we are we are and what we're hearing is the narrative
- 27:30and there are people sick speaking out against it because
- 27:32it's stupid. But there are plenty of people,
- 27:34you know, the checkmark kind of people trying to say that it's
- 27:38related to White. Supremacy.
- 27:40And if you don't understand that, you don't understand race.
- 27:44And yeah, seem like I wish I was as fit as these people so I
- 27:50could compete at mental gymnastics as well.
- 27:55Because I just can't make stretches that big and leaps.
- 27:58That great. There's so much in better shape
- 28:00than me. I haven't been able to no no.
- 28:05You and I are you and I are more physically fit because we're so
- 28:08grounded in reality, our minds aren't floating out fat, that's
- 28:12all that means. I'm fattier wheelchair, that's
- 28:15how we're grounded. But that's, that's, that's the
- 28:47rumors that you, that you and I are both on the pair on the
- 28:51payroll. And again, yeah, I've been paid
- 28:54in Mexican silver. So, Well, so have I always keep
- 29:00it on my desk as a reminder to the to the a logs out there.
- 29:06But yeah, real talk though, I mean, listen, I don't think
- 29:13anyone has ever denied the police brutality exists, but
- 29:16it's the narrative that like that, it's only white cops that
- 29:21do. Like heinous shit and that's the
- 29:25problem. The Mexican cop station cops,
- 29:29black cops, probably some fucking Eskimo cops up in
- 29:35Alaska, who knows? Probably well in the other thing
- 29:38is is it looks like a it looks like a blatant abuse of power
- 29:44from the story so far but we don't know the whole story.
- 29:50Yeah. Of course, I mean, listen.
- 29:53I will say, I will say five on one guy.
- 29:57Usually, you don't need that much.
- 30:01Yeah, that's a little sauce that that matchups a little sauce is,
- 30:06you guys know his, max threshold limit is only so high.
- 30:09You don't need to kick it into overdrive with the extra unit.
- 30:15Yeah, the yeah, the yeah, that is that is that is suspect but
- 30:21also It goes to the it kind of goes to my theory about police
- 30:27brutality which is instead of just talking right, instead of
- 30:31talking like racism all the time again this is a thing.
- 30:36Why don't we talk about mental health in this country?
- 30:39Ever, I know some point topic, but it's like, can't you can't
- 30:43turn that into a political position.
- 30:45That's why. No one will care if you're for
- 30:48that, but if you're for like, equal opportunity, all right,
- 30:51that'll get you votes. Nobody gives a fuck about mental
- 30:53health, awareness in campaign time, that's exactly why.
- 30:57Yeah, no, no, that's exactly. And I'm not defending these cops
- 31:02at all but maybe maybe being a cop is a really stressful job
- 31:07and you maybe maybe I'm just I'm just speculating.
- 31:14Maybe a cop has a really bad day.
- 31:17Day and maybe lose their shit. Not I'm not saying it's
- 31:21Justified but I'm saying you know, people losing their shit,
- 31:26cops are human too and they'll look if we get people working at
- 31:31Best Buy can lose their shit. A cop can lose their shit in the
- 31:34same fucking way because I guarantee the person losing
- 31:37their shit at fucking Best Buy has not been tried to been
- 31:41stabbed shot or had their gun stolen on them to kill them.
- 31:45Yeah, yeah. You know, I've always stood by I
- 31:49mean granted my father was law, enforcement and Military but
- 31:54I've always just had that fucking clear thought of I can't
- 31:58do your job, I would crumpled under the anxiety, stress
- 32:03pressure hour, shifts time, commitment, and everything else,
- 32:06not to mention the horrors. You can tend to see, let alone
- 32:09seeing the worst of society and learning that the system is
- 32:12fucked. No matter what way I couldn't do
- 32:15that, I don't have that level level of character, to be able
- 32:18to handle that. Let alone handle that fairly and
- 32:21efficiently. I would corrupt the fuck out.
- 32:23If I was a cop, easy Temptations.
- 32:25Far too fucking easy. I'll admit that.
- 32:27So anybody that does it and sticks with that job and sit by
- 32:30all means more power, because that's a hard motherfucking job
- 32:33to have. Yeah, and I mean, yeah, I mean,
- 32:38the other thing too, is I have a friend from a gaining form.
- 32:44I've been, you know, part of for Years.
- 32:47And yet, he and I have gotten to know each other and his dad.
- 32:54Was a cop in the NYPD for several years and my friend when
- 33:02he was in high school. Was, you know, did the whole
- 33:08world that I want to be a cop like, like you.
- 33:11And this was, this was like right before, this was right
- 33:15before, everything kind of went to This was before George George
- 33:23Floyd and his dad basically said, nope.
- 33:27Now you now you don't son, you know, and he said, because me
- 33:32being cop is shitty and now with everyone in government men, you
- 33:36know, in the media making us look like assholes, it's not
- 33:41worth it anymore. So So yeah, it's weird weird
- 33:51state where we're at with, you know, cops like like I said,
- 33:55we're probably not going to hear anything about this story since
- 33:58it's black, on black cop. Yeah, they're trying to defuse
- 34:03it with the, the white supremacy bullshit and it will just fade
- 34:06out and then no one will care. There won't be there won't be
- 34:09protests. There won't be demands for Joe.
- 34:11There will be demand for justice, they won't be
- 34:12broadcasted, nobody will see them and it will fade as it
- 34:16does. Yeah.
- 34:17And that's a sad. Sad sad.
- 34:19Truth of it all. Mmm.
- 34:23Yeah, it is. That is indeed traffic like he
- 34:27was being this people. It's so common and so happens.
- 34:31And it's like, yeah, police brutality sucks.
- 34:33Yeah. It's probably worse than
- 34:34American than some other countries but like, and not to
- 34:39dismiss it or make less of it but for fuck me.
- 34:42Christ's sake. It's still not as bad as some
- 34:45countries. You think American police are
- 34:48bad there. At least some of them try to be
- 34:50on the up and up and be good people.
- 34:52Fucking go. Look in China, go look at
- 34:54Africa. Go look at Russia.
- 34:56Go. Look at any place.
- 34:57Is still a dictatorship. Fuck Belarus.
- 34:59I think it's still a dictatorship.
- 35:01Oh yeah. Well, I mean, let's look at look
- 35:04at look at look at Narco look at Narco States like Mexico.
- 35:09Like really like it's not great. Yeah.
- 35:13But like fucking Christ. So all this fucking our age is
- 35:17usually just done as it always is a fucking excuse to to cause
- 35:21fucking chaos. Because nothing ever changes.
- 35:24It's never angry enough you know fucking what happened with The
- 35:27Rock Watts Riots fucking La burn.
- 35:30What happened with the King riots La burned.
- 35:34What happened with every other fucking right?
- 35:35In the past time due to pleased with a city goddamn fucking
- 35:40burnt with the fuck out. What was the last one?
- 35:43I remember seeing like holy shit.
- 35:44I thought that city with a little fucking Minneapolis.
- 35:47How do you remember what that one was fucking burn for but
- 35:50they burn that mother fucking City for a couple.
- 35:52Days. And then what happens, nothing
- 35:55happened because none of them really fucking care.
- 35:58And it's like II but they're they're so happy to just spout.
- 36:02This fucking bullshit and spout non-stop.
- 36:04All cops are bastards. They're all Badness that?
- 36:07Yeah, it is it's a complicated matter and you know what it is,
- 36:11the corruption having people serve in this kind of capacity,
- 36:14have them be civil servant, give them this power and not have a
- 36:17corrupt. We're humans were fallible.
- 36:19We're fucking animals. At the end of the goddamn day.
- 36:22It's a complex. King problem with no easy to
- 36:26figure out solution but they're happy to fucking criticize.
- 36:29Not one of them is humble enough to say.
- 36:31Yeah, this is a big problem, but I can't think of a fucking
- 36:34solution. I don't know a perfect way for
- 36:36this because there is none and nobody wants to admit that.
- 36:40Yeah, yeah, there's no there's no perfect solution but we're
- 36:45not at War, not even trying as we're not, we're not even trying
- 36:49as as a society. Anymore.
- 36:54I mean no. And that's the problem.
- 36:56We're gone to society. We leave it to government and
- 36:59government cannot be trusted like fucking cracks, okay?
- 37:03Think about think about how fucked and extorted you can get
- 37:09traveling International borders, right?
- 37:12Yeah. Is all your rights.
- 37:14Everything can be searched. If they don't want you to bring
- 37:16in something to the country, you can't.
- 37:18If you have vacuum sealed meat, that is dried and temperature
- 37:22control, just because they say well you can't bring this meat.
- 37:24It could harm our ecosystem, okay?
- 37:27Yeah, maybe it could pesticides, right.
- 37:30But then, when it's something in the case, where it's fucking
- 37:32stupid, like if you Go to Moldova and you buy a shit ton
- 37:36of cigarettes because they're super cheap and then they force
- 37:40you to pay taxes on them when you re-enter into the fucking EU
- 37:43or they fucking season, destroy them.
- 37:45Like you're not offering your shit at a competitive rate of P.
- 37:51Course people will. And then what happens, you try
- 37:53to get people under Smuggler charges.
- 37:55People will use fucking detector dogs and have them give false
- 37:58positives. So then they have probable cause
- 38:01to fucking search you There's eight different ways from
- 38:04Sunday. They can find a way excuse me to
- 38:07violate your goddamn right. I think the most in Tory is
- 38:10one's probably Canada. Canada will fucking turn you
- 38:14away for the smallest of fucking reasons.
- 38:18Yeah for yeah. Well unless sure unless you're a
- 38:22migrant I'm some kind. Then you know you're rich
- 38:28Chinese trying to buy the real estate in the country.
- 38:30Yeah oh yeah. Oh well that's it.
- 38:34Yeah. And it's like you know, it's it,
- 38:38you you give up all your rights to for them to search your
- 38:41phones and your laptops and if you delete messages well then
- 38:44they're well, this is suspicious.
- 38:45You're trying to hide from something from us.
- 38:47Yeah, sure. I don't want you to read because
- 38:49my goddamn fucking privacy, like, and guess what?
- 38:52Those people are government workers.
- 38:54They are there to do a job and that job is to extort money out
- 38:58of people for things that they can they get upset when they
- 39:01don't find a Smuggler that they think they've got because
- 39:04they're not hitting their quota. Their whole job is to create the
- 39:06probable cause and figure out a reason to further investigate an
- 39:10individual. And really half the time, the
- 39:13things are catching, usually have to do with taxes.
- 39:17Because God forbid, you don't pay the fucking Taxman fucking.
- 39:20This is God, damn America. We dumped tea into a harbor for
- 39:24a fucking reason. Well, I mean, and got and going
- 39:28back to what you were saying in Canada.
- 39:29I mean, during the whole truck a rally they were they were taking
- 39:34people's assets and yeah, you know.
- 39:36Oh dang. Oh bank account.
- 39:38Oh dude. It was flagrantly just over
- 39:43exertion of government over citizen.
- 39:47All because all, because people were people were upset at, you
- 39:51know, honking it. Drove the government insane.
- 39:55So, they were like, we don't like you honking.
- 39:58We're going to take away all your shit, baby.
- 40:00We don't, we don't care what you're upset about, we don't
- 40:02care that. You have grievances where the
- 40:04government you're not going to fuck with us.
- 40:07That is the point that every Canadian should have gone.
- 40:10You know, maybe we do need some guns.
- 40:13Yeah. Yeah.
- 40:14Maybe maybe maybe this being nice shit isn't working out for
- 40:18us. I think some of Canada's
- 40:21starting to come into that because I think the woke ism is
- 40:25starting to wear off and capitalism because the money is
- 40:28drying. So they're not worried about
- 40:29pandering that much and I think people are getting sick of it in
- 40:32general anyway, but I think Canada will be one of the last
- 40:37ones to give up on that shit. Yeah, it's just a shame that I
- 40:42And I know that I know some based Canadians that are the are
- 40:46brilliant. Don't get me wrong.
- 40:48But it also seems like we have some Canadians who are based,
- 40:54maybe. But also kind of a few light
- 40:58bulbs. Sure that works on certain
- 41:04things. I mean, trust me the general
- 41:07consensus. Is that Canadians for nice?
- 41:09Trust me, not all fucking Canadians.
- 41:13And it's like, the problem comes with it, too.
- 41:15I think, for some people is, like, where's your identity is
- 41:18Canada? You know.
- 41:20Yeah, America has his particular identity because it is a mixed
- 41:24culture Society but it's a mixed culture under a theme.
- 41:29You might say, and that is what we would call Americana, which
- 41:32is this weird kind of amalgamation thing that
- 41:35eventually led into Corporate America being the Americana.
- 41:38But what is Canada half? Like at notable, it has we'd
- 41:47Rush Justin Bieber, hockey, poutine Anderson, a hatred for
- 41:56Quebec. A prime minister to make fun of
- 42:02Trailer Park, Boys. Super Best Friends Play.
- 42:07Reboot is got reboot. I love me some reboot.
- 42:11And then Eddie technically. Really I did.
- 42:16Oh, that's right. No Danny at new, she's Canadian.
- 42:20Um, I think that's about all Canada has worthwhile that I can
- 42:24think of, as animal as an American not saying candles
- 42:28worthless. I'm just saying like in your
- 42:30identity is only kind of these things.
- 42:32He's saying sorry I guess we do. We do have we do have some
- 42:38Canadian subscribers. I was I was if you're Canadian.
- 42:43I You your country's weird? It's kind of like Little
- 42:46America. I love it.
- 42:47No, no, no, even America. I love it.
- 42:49Yeah, I was it. I've asked this of the of the
- 42:53Canadian audience before and I'm asking again, can you please
- 42:57explain why you why you guys have your milk and whatever all
- 43:04plastic bags. And there's a furious typing
- 43:08that it's only a certain part of Canada, and actually makes a lot
- 43:12more sense is more economical. A viable guys, we've heard it,
- 43:15we do buy it, you'd like a real reason.
- 43:18What I will say is I do know Canadians have some baller a
- 43:21cereals that not even, we get in the state's.
- 43:25They're Canadian. I would like to visit your
- 43:27country but your border control fucking scares me.
- 43:30And not because I have anything to hide.
- 43:31I just seem like fucking assholes.
- 43:36Yeah. Now they've got they've got the
- 43:41bat beer, which is pretty good but, you know, we've got Tim
- 43:46Hortons. Yeah.
- 43:47I want to try a Canadian thing I want to try.
- 43:50Yeah. Oh, they got Scott Pilgrim to.
- 43:53They got that. Oh yeah.
- 43:56Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Scott Pilgrim is Canadian.
- 44:00Yeah, I do like that sometimes when stuff like cartoons and
- 44:03comic books or some is set in Canada because it's got that
- 44:06weird kind of thing, like, Fantasy games where it's like
- 44:09you're dropping in the fantasy world.
- 44:10They just talked about all these fantasies cities, like they're
- 44:12normal because they're talking as if they're just regular
- 44:15people, right? You feel immersed.
- 44:16I do about Canada that none of these cities actually exist but
- 44:20they're all selling saying it as if they do and it's really
- 44:23convincing. But No, they're just actually
- 44:26talking about it. It's so weird.
- 44:27I love it because they sound American, but they're saying
- 44:31cities that aren't and I'm like, like, another dimension.
- 44:35It's pretty cool. Well, whoa, Canadians have a
- 44:41Love/Hate relationship with me because when I, when I, when I
- 44:46talked with one, I'm like, can you say it?
- 44:49Can you say about? And they're like, oh my God, but
- 44:53about No, no, no. It's a I love the Canadian.
- 45:03No, do you? It's a boot know.
- 45:09We could just go back and forth. It's just like, it's just like
- 45:15it's just like It's just like Boston.
- 45:19It's car. It's not kaha.
- 45:23No, it's cab. They got to find the khakis.
- 45:26Think I'd be Wicked. Safe on the road.
- 45:27They got think of the math. God Bostonian is one of those
- 45:32accents. I've never fully committed
- 45:33myself to learn but I desperately want to because it's
- 45:37so fucking cartoony. Oh my God, Mark Wahlberg's
- 45:40fucking goddamn accent is just such a cartoon.
- 45:44I love it well and I'm aqua. Well and then like four letters.
- 45:56Well, well and well, and then like I found out two years ago,
- 46:00that show that Joe Rogan is from Boston and it's like, really
- 46:04hear you're from, oh, you're from that party to be like
- 46:09fucking Southern California. Goddamn.
- 46:12Yeah, well as know. So, so is Lucy K and you can
- 46:17kind of hear it from Louis but not not that.
- 46:20Like one of his one of his more recent jokes that I love is
- 46:24Bostonian is just people saying words fucked up and wrong and
- 46:30it's like yeah it's like yeah you're not wrong so and we have
- 46:38derailed the I don't even well originally it started on copper
- 46:41tality and then we ended up in Canada and it's funny how that
- 46:45has shot chicken. A happens.
- 46:47Wow. Well but that but then we were
- 46:49talking about The mounties are abusive asshole.
- 46:52So it does, it does kind of make sense, I guess be weary of all
- 46:59times, but be polite. It just make it easy.
- 47:03Yeah. Because they hold the power to
- 47:05fuck you up whether you like it or not, they hold the power to
- 47:08fuck you up. So, you know, the rules to the
- 47:10game play. Don't don't, you can't just win.
- 47:14You can't cheat code. It you can't just throw your
- 47:16controller and rage learn to play, learn to Tech.
- 47:19Those grabs learn to throw your fighter.
- 47:20Fireballs or in your wake up, sore in your bread and butters
- 47:23learn to play. Oh my God.
- 47:25Yeah. What you now?
- 47:29Yeah, someone wanted me to bring this up.
- 47:32So this is the only. This is the only thing I've read
- 47:38that like is concrete. So apparently so have you
- 47:44followed a view? I assume you've watched Rick and
- 47:48Morty before. I have seen up to season 3.
- 47:54I've I've seen up to season 4 and then I was like and this is
- 47:59kind of getting repetitive. I have been meaning to watch the
- 48:03reason stuff but I'm waiting kind of fur to all be done
- 48:07because Rick and Morty's one of those shows that I love to just
- 48:10binge like one after another. Yeah because I feel like
- 48:15watching it as a season, you pick up the long game stuff that
- 48:19they wanted. To do to convey story-wise.
- 48:22Yeah. So I so and but I still like it.
- 48:25Like I, even though at a point, the fan base is crunches shit.
- 48:29I've always liked the cartoon. I always thought it was
- 48:31fantastically written. It's not crazy.
- 48:34Great. It's not the best thing in the
- 48:35world. It's good, it's enjoyable, it's
- 48:38great, it's fine. It's not God's gift to the
- 48:40Earth. You don't have to be super
- 48:41intelligent. It's clever its witty. even the
- 48:45dumb jokes, I'm happy with Yeah you pretty much summed up my
- 48:49exact view of Rick and Morty. I don't I don't think it's like
- 48:55super highbrow intellectual like people think it is but it's you
- 49:01know it's not the most brilliant cartoon ever made but you know,
- 49:06it's clever. Its it does good at conveying
- 49:09complex, human emotions and complications.
- 49:12Yeah, very well. And sometimes not well,
- 49:15sometimes not well at all. Sometimes is very Um, tactless
- 49:19but even then, it's funny. So, it's cartoon.
- 49:22Don't like to say this, but, yeah, well, that's where I am
- 49:25for Rick and pretty well, from what I've heard.
- 49:28And again, I kind of stopped watching at season 4, but I
- 49:33guess from, I've heard in season 5 or season 6.
- 49:38Again, I could be wrong completely, but I've heard
- 49:40through the grapevine that they make.
- 49:43A lot of like incest jokes and whatnot in the later.
- 49:48Seasons and I mean, the fans did.
- 49:52And, you know, so now we have this store.
- 49:57I guess Justin Roiland allegedly, like sexted with a
- 50:02sixteen-year-old, or or something.
- 50:09Big Andrew, I guess. Yeah, big, if big if true.
- 50:15I guess I'm just not really sure what my what my take on this is
- 50:22how it's been since we don't know before Story.
- 50:28I mean I guess that was during a previous season obviously,
- 50:32right. Yeah.
- 50:35Well, now I guess they're going to continue doing Rick and
- 50:38Morty. And they're trying to find out
- 50:42like who Peta people are going on.
- 50:45Like, who do you know why they parted ways with him actually?
- 50:51Do you or are you as good? No.
- 50:54I'm asking if you know actually because you had brought that up
- 50:57but you are sure. Well, no, I had heard that it
- 51:01was because of the sexual misconduct.
- 51:03No, no, it was domestic violence.
- 51:07Oh, there's stuff about him hitting his wife, or whatever
- 51:10like that. Yeah.
- 51:13Oh shit oh shit do you might Marty Marty you don't understand
- 51:18its heart it's our darkest here Morty.
- 51:21My wife didn't understand more today.
- 51:22She's you can do another season. She said you know I told her
- 51:27shut up bitch pick a brick and then and and then I hit her more
- 51:32t.i. hitter really are Morty, really hard.
- 51:37Damn. Told you morning was gonna be
- 51:38our darkest year now about jockeys Adventure yet.
- 51:45Yeah, no queue that joke now that that was actually that
- 51:49would that was good but also you know I when when I heard because
- 51:58I had and I had heard that Justin Roiland his process for
- 52:03you know, getting into the root characters actually to same
- 52:06thing. Yeah go ahead.
- 52:07Yeah. Is actually to get like super
- 52:09smashed and he and so when I I, when I heard that I'm like,
- 52:15yeah, that tracks kind. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 52:19Oh my God. So, who has the ability to like
- 52:25heavily get drunk regularly for work?
- 52:28Like 100%. I can see it.
- 52:32Yeah. Well which is a shame because
- 52:35you know, he's otherwise creative individual.
- 52:38Yeah, - whatever personal demons he's obviously dealing with.
- 52:43Well here's the thing though is like just kind for my
- 52:48perspective. I haven't watched the last two
- 52:51seasons with Justin Roiland. In the show and it's not because
- 52:58I don't it's not because I don't, you know, like him.
- 53:01I what I just kind of have it fall of the show for a while so
- 53:05it's like if I'm not committed to the show now am I really
- 53:10going to be committed to the show?
- 53:13If when there are new actors that's the thing, it seemed like
- 53:18a lot, it seems like a lot of people have dropped off.
- 53:21It's not as hyped as it used to be.
- 53:23I feel well, I mean, remember they, they were they were when
- 53:26they were new the show, they renewed it for like five fucking
- 53:29Seasons. So, It's going to be one of
- 53:34those things where it's like the office.
- 53:38There's different people who consider when the office ended.
- 53:41For some people, the office ended when Michael left for some
- 53:45people. It ended when the British lady
- 53:49left, stop being the boss, and there are some who consider it
- 53:54finished, all the way, after the Robert, California in the final
- 53:56episode shit. So it kind of is going to fall
- 54:00to the fans inside, how they're going to Her eyes.
- 54:03This eye. It'll be.
- 54:04You know, I like the I like it. I'm probably going to say I will
- 54:09definitely like the Roland verse compared to what comes after,
- 54:14but we'll have to see. Maybe, maybe they can figure out
- 54:17something. Who knows?
- 54:19I'm not gonna hope or put any stock in do it?
- 54:22Yeah it would be, it would be interesting and I have certainly
- 54:26seen some like interesting recommendations.
- 54:28I know I know that they had a recommendation for Chris Pratt
- 54:32of all people to do the voice of Click fucking goddamn putting
- 54:39Chris Pratt and everything. God fucking damn it.
- 54:42He doesn't need to be Mario. He's the worst person.
- 54:48Jack, Black's, fantastic, Bowser.
- 54:50I understand Keegan-Michael Keys toad, that makes sense.
- 54:54Oh my God, it's Chris Pratt going.
- 54:56Just like a little Italian here and there.
- 54:59It's just, Chris Pratt, fucking care man.
- 55:02First first, first you do that and then you give Mario, Hank
- 55:06Hill ass. Like what the fuck?
- 55:10Yeah, Chris Chris Pratt is to buff to be like he's like, I
- 55:16want I want my guy to do. Who does Mario to be a little
- 55:22out of shape. Not look like a.
- 55:23I want him to breathe heavy, and go fucking Bing Bong.
- 55:30Wahoo, it's a me pizza. Pull a boy.
- 55:37Yeah yeah. I don't want.
- 55:39I don't want I don't want him to look like a Navy.
- 55:41SEAL, who could take out, you know, an entire room full of
- 55:47tears. Fucking Captain, Lou Albano, how
- 55:52hard is it? How fucking hard?
- 55:58Apparently really hard because really, really goddamn for.
- 56:02We're not, we're not in Hollywood anymore.
- 56:08I wonder how I went to Universal Studio back in December.
- 56:14They didn't have the Super Mario World section built yet.
- 56:17Oh sad. Dude.
- 56:20And also there's a lot of Mario stuff that they now sell at
- 56:23Universal Studio Hollywood. Do they Do they still do know?
- 56:29It's Well, now they don't have any of the Marvel stuff.
- 56:36They're Universal anymore, because Disney owns a horrible,
- 56:42great. Well, they still have
- 56:44Transformers and The Mummy Okay, okay, that's enough.
- 56:50They have. They have they have Simpson
- 56:52town? We're likely create every kind
- 56:56of spot they can and all the characters are there and they're
- 56:58playing Simpsons music. It's fantastic.
- 57:01That's my favorite part that the Harry Potter shit but that's all
- 57:03nerd shit. I don't care about Leonard shit.
- 57:06I hear that. I hear that.
- 57:07You can actually drink Duff beer and some snow.
- 57:10You can you can they have a most bar?
- 57:15Fantastic. So good.
- 57:17Oh, by the way, Harry Potter. Oh yeah, JK Rowling is j.k.
- 57:20Rowling that yeah, Harry Potter area near rule, Hollywood was
- 57:23still. Like really popular.
- 57:25No one gives a fuck. Yeah.
- 57:27These words don't give a fuck. What if they want their $90
- 57:31scarves? Yeah, well I mean I guess we can
- 57:35kinda Tran transition into gaming then because I did want
- 57:38to ask you. I've been meaning to ask you for
- 57:40a while. What do you think of this whole
- 57:42Hogwarts Legacy? Like the controversy?
- 57:47Do you think it's like overblown or I think most controversy
- 57:52controversy. Yeah, blown.
- 57:54I think everything will JK Rowling is overblown.
- 57:58If you think that lady And her words can turn people into
- 58:03hateful bigots, maybe the person just had that in them and
- 58:07they're just looking for a sudden, excuse to be like that,
- 58:10right? Maybe it's not her fault, maybe
- 58:12she's a little crazy, maybe she's a little extreme, she has
- 58:15her reasons. I'm not gonna fucking judge.
- 58:16ER I think I think attacking in this case a video game made by a
- 58:26developer and a publisher and a bunch of people.
- 58:31That have nothing to do with that lady.
- 58:34Or just taking that IP which in itself doesn't necessarily have
- 58:39too much bad things written into it?
- 58:40I don't know. I didn't read Harry Potter,
- 58:42watch all the movies. I'm not a fucking nerd, okay?
- 58:46I was busy playing PlayStation like a cool kid.
- 58:48So fucking and said, so to attack this shit and try to
- 58:56boycott it and all this, it's a dumbest fucking shit because all
- 59:00you're hurting our people with regular ass jobs, trying to have
- 59:04a fun fucking stable family or stable goddamn life.
- 59:07Nobody who's working on this game is trying to oppress or or
- 59:13exclude or this that the other they are taking a thing that
- 59:17people love for years and still fucking love and are trying to
- 59:22make a cool thing with it. And just because the creator of
- 59:27the franchise of the intellectual property is a
- 59:29little Nutter butter sometimes in her, Rants and may seem more
- 59:33Nutter, Butters, depending on your political view, shouldn't
- 59:37that should be no reason that you tried to boycott this thing
- 59:41because that thing is not about saying, any one thing about any,
- 59:46one particular group of people, right?
- 59:49It's about fucking Wizards and owls and nerd shit and potions.
- 59:54And and ear wax flavored jelly beans because that someone's
- 59:59fucking fetish like it's about other shit, you know.
- 1:00:04Yeah. I mean I kind of feel the same
- 1:00:06way about the people who want to buy the game, just own the sjw's
- 1:00:10to, like, why do what that's even better, you know, what note
- 1:00:14that is? Okay.
- 1:00:15You want to do that? Do that?
- 1:00:16Because you're putting money into some people's bank accounts
- 1:00:20maybe through bonuses or other things but also do do it just
- 1:00:25because you're tired of these people trying to shit on the
- 1:00:27shit. You love whether or not you
- 1:00:29don't fucking believe the message or whatever.
- 1:00:33As long as you don't like people who try to ruin fun.
- 1:00:37Yeah that's all yeah yeah that is that is a good point.
- 1:00:41So because here's the thing you boycott this game and you ruin
- 1:00:44it, what happens to the little kids that are finding Harry
- 1:00:47Potter and fucking schools and aren't on the internet
- 1:00:49chronically on fucking bird site and just like the magical Harry
- 1:00:53Potter world because it's their fucking escape from whatever
- 1:00:56they're dealing with. Right, well that kid loves the
- 1:00:58fucking you looking forward to. And then all this fucking shit
- 1:01:01in there. May not be a fucking another one
- 1:01:02later. You know what I mean?
- 1:01:04They're innocent people who like the shit for innocent.
- 1:01:06Fucking reasons. And you're going to take, you're
- 1:01:09taking fun away, you're taking fun out of the fucking world.
- 1:01:13And that's never be the thing. Yeah, well, that well, I mean,
- 1:01:18that's why as much as I dislike, that's why as much as we, you
- 1:01:24know, shit on the sequel's this past week on good.
- 1:01:29Bad and bitches. If you like the sequels, like
- 1:01:34that's that's just Thing, I guess if you like Star Wars
- 1:01:38episode 8 and 9, dude, that's your prerogative.
- 1:01:43I think I can factually say they're terrible from at least
- 1:01:47the writing narrative perspective.
- 1:01:49But timing, hey, you know, if if that's how it is, at least
- 1:01:53you're easy to please, I guess. Yeah.
- 1:01:57Yeah, that more power to you to be able to look past all that
- 1:02:01shit. I wish I could some days.
- 1:02:03Yeah, I don't, I don't. Stand it.
- 1:02:06But hey, good on. Good on you I guess, so.
- 1:02:14And without yeah Rick and Morty. Yeah so well well that little
- 1:02:21Harry Potter thing. That's that's all I had for
- 1:02:24gaming. We're always instead.
- 1:02:26Oh yeah. Yeah cuz we do.
- 1:02:29Which which, by the way I care about.
- 1:02:31So before the, before the show, I said, hey, I watched a video
- 1:02:38on your favorite racing game racing Lagoon and you, it seemed
- 1:02:44like you word chastising me almost or not.
- 1:02:51It's it's, it's one of those things that I feel the most
- 1:02:56value one can get out of racing, Lagoon is Goand completely
- 1:03:00blind. No expectations set outside of
- 1:03:03what you were told because there's so much visual to that
- 1:03:06game that it will. It's just better if the visuals
- 1:03:11that you for the first time with the story or the explanation.
- 1:03:16Did they ever met? Did they ever make like an
- 1:03:18American like ported version? Because I because I was watching
- 1:03:23the video and I'm like, hang on. I think I, I think I applied
- 1:03:26this back and And I know you didn't, it was only Japanese and
- 1:03:30it only got translated a couple of years ago.
- 1:03:34Wow. Yeah, we never we never got
- 1:03:37racing Lagoon in any capacity. Well, what were the final
- 1:03:44fantasy people doing that? Um, Depends who and depends how
- 1:03:54much you want to believe at that point 99 sakaguchi was probably
- 1:03:58doing a lot of fucking Coke being like yo this Spirits
- 1:04:01within movies going to be the shit oh my God this fucking 3D
- 1:04:05CGI movie, we're going to work on.
- 1:04:07Fuck it on the world. We made that much money with
- 1:04:09Stephen. We're gonna fucking rule the
- 1:04:10world as he continued to sniff Coke off of the butt.
- 1:04:15Crack of a prostitute that looked like Tifa and then Other
- 1:04:21people just making video games. You know, we're lucky.
- 1:04:24We what we got. We're lucky.
- 1:04:25We got our guys. God bless the ring.
- 1:04:27We're lucky. We got do prison.
- 1:04:28Make a threads of Fate. We're lucky.
- 1:04:30We got Chrono cross. We're lucky.
- 1:04:31We got pair. We are fucking lucky that we got
- 1:04:35Parasite, Eve. Yeah, we are.
- 1:04:38Luckier, that it was such a hit. We got Parasite, Eve to Brave
- 1:04:42fencer, Musashi. I think I was Square fucking
- 1:04:47Saga. Frontier Legend of Mana.
- 1:04:49We were getting some stuff. But there was a lot of stuff we
- 1:04:52weren't getting out of square. We got on hander.
- 1:04:54Thank God, we got on hander, but that was a low translation cost
- 1:04:59process. Well, we also got, and, you
- 1:05:03know, it's not Japanese necessarily but we did get, we
- 1:05:07need to get. We didn't get Spyro the purple
- 1:05:09dragon, a Trilogy for the PS4, the PlayStation.
- 1:05:15Well, yeah, but spirals are planned as a Trilogy.
- 1:05:17We just got lucky with that one. But Spyro also had a mascot
- 1:05:23potential in the same way crash did.
- 1:05:26It kind of was for what? No.
- 1:05:28I mean, not really. But kind of I guess a
- 1:05:31PlayStation thrived off of its unofficial mascots crash.
- 1:05:35Laura Spyro fucking my brain is not working Parappa technically,
- 1:05:43that was kind of PlayStation, strong suit.
- 1:05:45At that point. Is that we had so many
- 1:05:47unofficial mascot and in Japan. They've got like Toro Toro, the
- 1:05:50cat and shit. They've got a complete different
- 1:05:52set of Franchises associated with like boquerones amiibo.
- 1:05:58Cannot Sue, that that the character of the beaucoup is
- 1:06:03associated with that. Because Mo can do not see.
- 1:06:05Awesome is a Japanese only franchise And which it works
- 1:06:10because then you could, you could appeal to each market
- 1:06:13differently. So, the Japanese mascots appeal
- 1:06:15to the Japanese sensibilities, American mascots appeal to the
- 1:06:19American sensibilities because they're developed by the
- 1:06:22Americans, right? Yeah.
- 1:06:25God, I love the police station. That does make.
- 1:06:30I can't believe I haven't thought of this before, but
- 1:06:33there must be a huge rivalry between PlayStation and Nintendo
- 1:06:38just in Japan alone. Considering oh well yeah
- 1:06:42PlayStation exist because Nintendo is dickheads.
- 1:06:46The handle. Backstab Sony is the 11th hour
- 1:06:49and Sony said, all right, now it's on now, those fuckers are
- 1:06:54going to pay Sony and Playstation as a brand exists,
- 1:07:01exists, continue to exist. Through the sheer will of Spite
- 1:07:06and revenge and boy, howdy did it do it good?
- 1:07:12What, what it's been going, it's been going strong for.
- 1:07:17It's been going strong for close to like 25.
- 1:07:22More than that at this point and sadly Nintendo's kind of won the
- 1:07:27long game. Sadly.
- 1:07:29Yeah, well, that's because I feel like that's because of,
- 1:07:34like a lot of companies Sony rusted on its Laurels with the
- 1:07:37PS3 and Go ahead and then did it in it and then Dan innovate,
- 1:07:46that much, a 42 x, and yes, but I wouldn't say that's where the
- 1:07:52core problem lies. The core problem lies in their
- 1:07:55overall strategy and Nintendo's was high quality of standards
- 1:08:00for their mascot characters and to appeal to Youth and keep
- 1:08:06engaging with these IPS as the as the generation gets older.
- 1:08:12While still being able to appeal to the younger, right?
- 1:08:17If you, if you're like me and you played Legend of Zelda, a
- 1:08:20link for the past on the Super Nintendo was a kid.
- 1:08:23Chances are you've really liked fucking breath of the wild?
- 1:08:27Like it hit all the same notes of how you felt when you were a
- 1:08:30kid, right? They took where we had and they
- 1:08:34elevated it and guess what? Kids also liked fucking breath
- 1:08:38of the wild because it's a fantastic video game right now.
- 1:08:42Crash Bandicoot came out. When we were a kid, Crash,
- 1:08:45Bandicoot cynics, fun game. It's fast.
- 1:08:48It's great. That a DOT new Crash
- 1:08:51Bandicoot's, not remasters he remakes new Crash, Bandicoot's
- 1:08:55her. Fucking god, awful, where Spyro,
- 1:08:58where is Crash? Where's Tomb, Raider in any real
- 1:09:02capacity? That's not over drama.
- 1:09:06What other fucking mascots like? And that's the thing.
- 1:09:10You have so many that went multi-platinum to eventually.
- 1:09:13Well, ratchet Ratchet & Clank, there's ratchet.
- 1:09:16Yeah. Ratchets are late, but yeah,
- 1:09:20ratchet grew with the see, although ratchet did have a big
- 1:09:22stumble in the PS3 era. Yes.
- 1:09:26Yes, I've heard that. That's kind of when I because
- 1:09:29the PS2 era ration Clank was great.
- 1:09:31But yeah, looking bangers. Every game, dude.
- 1:09:35Every game. It was so good.
- 1:09:38The the, in the innuendos, with those jokes to Ratchet and Clank
- 1:09:43going come going, commando. Just just a title loan was
- 1:09:47comedy up, Your Arsenal. Yeah, likes up your arse and all
- 1:09:55All at that is funny to just anybody who can understand
- 1:10:00English in America, but that's super funny to the fucking
- 1:10:02British. Oh yeah, because that's how they
- 1:10:06say ass. They say ours because they're
- 1:10:09fucking backwards. Yeah well one at the same time
- 1:10:15one at the same time if if you were a kid that you know when I
- 1:10:19was like it what it wasn't you know, like a lot of the humor
- 1:10:24was at first, the lost on me and then I was like oh once I
- 1:10:28discovered oh that's funny. That's the thing they aimed for
- 1:10:34the Teenage demographic and PlayStation and PS2, which is
- 1:10:37good because the games like that in Jak and Daxter work on the
- 1:10:41Dual level, like some kids films right there, the kids enjoy it,
- 1:10:45but then there's the coded jokes that only the adults get.
- 1:10:48So the adults get enjoyment out of this otherwise kids product
- 1:10:53but there's another one Jak and Daxter.
- 1:10:54Where's Jack? I haven't.
- 1:10:58Yeah I good. God.
- 1:11:00I'm heard anything from that franchise.
- 1:11:03And in years, what was the association Once Upon a Time?
- 1:11:09If you are on PlayStation, you are playing Final Fantasy.
- 1:11:13Without a doubt, and Final Fantasy was the PlayStation RPG
- 1:11:18franchise. Like we don't have that anymore.
- 1:11:23It's, it's a whole mess of it's just they didn't keep their
- 1:11:26mascots. He didn't focus on it.
- 1:11:27I didn't keep you eye. Peas growing.
- 1:11:28But yes, what we're getting constant.
- 1:11:30Mario games were getting Zelda games.
- 1:11:32We're getting Donkey Kong games, we're getting well, GoldenEye
- 1:11:37sucks on the switch, but what Starfox?
- 1:11:40We're getting Starfox, game still, and they're pretty okay,
- 1:11:44for the most part, you know, Super Smash Brothers, still like
- 1:11:47all this Kirby games, we're still getting really good
- 1:11:49fucking Kirby game. We're still getting a holy crap.
- 1:11:55We are so getting her Kirby get and they're good, dude, I'm a
- 1:11:59fucking Kirby fan, left. Right?
- 1:12:01And center, and I'll see, they're still fucking good.
- 1:12:05They're still worth playing even as until just for a fun Kirby
- 1:12:08thing. But now he does the big suck.
- 1:12:13That's the new Kirby mechanic big suck.
- 1:12:15I'll fucking Metroid. Metroid.
- 1:12:18Got dread. It was fucking fantastic.
- 1:12:20Everyone loved it. Nintendo does really care about
- 1:12:25their IP like Splatoon Splatoon is going to carry on.
- 1:12:27I don't know if they're going to keep the number thing because
- 1:12:30they're already on the third but they see value in Splatoon did
- 1:12:35fucking PS3 launch with what fucking shooter from insomniac.
- 1:12:44Aliens. Oh, you know I'm talking about.
- 1:12:50Yeah, I'm wasn't that like Shooter.
- 1:12:57That was I'm a smoker I'm looking up the launch titles of
- 1:13:04the PS3. It would have 2022 article Call
- 1:13:08of Duty 3, no Kenji, hope God Kenji, Marvel Ultimate online
- 1:13:14Mobile Suit, Gundam, Crossfire, that was a good game, Marvel and
- 1:13:18be a Mark Reynolds. An alliance was a was a great
- 1:13:23fucking comic book. Yeah.
- 1:13:25Resistance fall of, Man, that was the one I was talking about.
- 1:13:28Oh yeah, they do anything for Science.
- 1:13:32Like like look at, look at the one thing that they're still
- 1:13:35kind of coveting Gran Turismo. You know what I want to play?
- 1:13:40Gran Turismo 5 but I don't have a PS5.
- 1:13:45Or what? Are the seven?
- 1:13:46Sorry gt7. I'm sorry, I'm a little behind.
- 1:13:50Well, I want to play too. However, I die.
- 1:13:53However again, I don't want to spend like, I think right now in
- 1:13:58the PS Store there like offering Gran Turismo 4 like $70 dollars.
- 1:14:07Oh, I'm dumb. It's also on PS4 but mine's
- 1:14:09modded, so I can't connect to the Internet.
- 1:14:11So yeah. it's fine, I get cool stuff but then it means I can't
- 1:14:18download because if I'm playing a card game in the Modern Age, I
- 1:14:21want to download the anime stuff and throw it on there because
- 1:14:24I'm dumb and I want to do the dumb Initial D shit and all that
- 1:14:27dumb nerdy shit and the racing Lagoon shit that I know people
- 1:14:31have made because I have a problem but I can't if I'm
- 1:14:37jailbroken Is it like it was? This void your warranty or will
- 1:14:44the cops like come and get you if you try do know the account
- 1:14:47will just get banned. And I don't want my fucking
- 1:14:50legitimate PlayStation account banned because I still have
- 1:14:54things on there, because when I do get a PS5, guess what game?
- 1:14:57I've already got unlocked on my account that I pre-ordered for
- 1:15:00the pre-order bonus. You know, me and Sammy.
- 1:15:08Final Fantasy, 15, it's a game. You can only get on PS5.
- 1:15:16It was pre-ordered. For a PS5 only release.
- 1:15:22Hmm. Fuck you.
- 1:15:28Own the fucking console, dude. Come on.
- 1:15:29You know, the game's not good but it's hot.
- 1:15:40When I haven't played, I don't think probably not.
- 1:15:43No, but it's a well-known game from a well-known creator.
- 1:15:49Studio house, ish. I thought you were my friend,
- 1:15:56you know, my easy answer because there's only so many PS5 only
- 1:16:01games let alone only so many that I would pre-order for a
- 1:16:05bonus even though I don't have the console to play it on.
- 1:16:10I'm going into the PS store right now.
- 1:16:14I'm sure I'm sure it'll pop. I'm gonna figure it out.
- 1:16:18Ladies gentlemen. I like this bit too much.
- 1:16:20I'm sure do. I'm surely one of those things
- 1:16:24where I figured out and then it'll be like dealt like Homer
- 1:16:28Simpson. You're going to you're going to
- 1:16:31second-guess on whether or not your brain.
- 1:16:33Is also crippled from how obvious the answer is.
- 1:16:37Yeah, what? Well I watch.
- 1:16:40I've done that. I've done that.
- 1:16:43Pretty right away. If I do that.
- 1:16:50Let's see here. Let's see.
- 1:16:57What? Okay, why are there?
- 1:17:04He could have just typed into Google PS5 exclusive games and
- 1:17:08that would have given him a list better to go off of.
- 1:17:10But he goes to the PlayStation Store where they're trying to
- 1:17:13advertise Fortnight later gonna get more optimized, their
- 1:17:19they're trying to advertise. Damn it.
- 1:17:24They really, they really do know.
- 1:17:26They really do know you and me because I'm getting even though
- 1:17:30I fucking own eldering, I'm still getting Eldon Rune and
- 1:17:34prize and sure. I'm getting a street fighter.
- 1:17:38So many reasons you don't even understand why.
- 1:17:41But you will in time Jaime just go look up the fucking Wikipedia
- 1:17:46article of PS5 only games. It's so much faster.
- 1:17:49Yeah, I'm feeling that right now.
- 1:17:59This is a good bit. This is a good we're going long
- 1:18:01on the bed, but I like it. I think it's going to pay off in
- 1:18:04the end. Let's see.
- 1:18:12I want to remind everyone sent me has a PS5.
- 1:18:14He should know this being a representative of the console
- 1:18:18and the brand I I should. Spider-Man games are on.
- 1:18:26PC. Got two words Holly.
- 1:18:28Fuck. Final.
- 1:18:29Fantasy 7. No, it's on PC.
- 1:18:38It's and it was also on PS4 where I first played it.
- 1:18:43I'm X PS 5, only only exists on the PlayStation 5tm yeah, I just
- 1:18:53Googled placed it PS5 exclusive games and and I got, I got this
- 1:19:00weird article from game radar which I should probably switch
- 1:19:04tabs, so you can I told them, I told, I told, I told him
- 1:19:08Wikipedia chat, I told them without area podcast.
- 1:19:12Okay, I got it. I'm gonna bully him into it.
- 1:19:17He's gonna learn He's been gone so long.
- 1:19:27I love it. No.
- 1:19:29No. Whoa.
- 1:19:29What's that? Least.
- 1:19:33At least let me always pop it on screen so you guys can see what
- 1:19:37I'm look. Looking out.
- 1:19:39For those of you watching this at home because this is
- 1:19:43entertaining. We got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
- 1:19:5112 13 and at least Two or three of these games will eventually
- 1:19:56go on to PC. They are only starting on the
- 1:20:00PlayStation 5, that would be Final Fantasy 16 and rebirth,
- 1:20:04which, of course, will eventually Spider-Man 2 will
- 1:20:07also I believe make it onto PC. So, am I on the right page?
- 1:20:12That's the you are on the Rampage.
- 1:20:14So we have Astros playroom the dark pictures Demon, Souls
- 1:20:18destruct All-Stars, FF, 16 ff7 are to her.
- 1:20:24I think all the mountain keys and II touch the beat.
- 1:20:28He's in an AA or I might be keeping my weight that keys and
- 1:20:31I anyway. Marvel Spiderman 2, Marvel's
- 1:20:34Wolverine, that's gonna be cool. By the way, I think Ratchet and
- 1:20:37Clank ripped apart Rise of Rome or I think Rome and Stellar
- 1:20:43blade. So with those are options, Sammy
- 1:20:46has known me for a good little chunk.
- 1:20:47Now you knows like, what kind of games I like in my taste and
- 1:20:51things I've done in my recent gaming career.
- 1:20:54Fear of knowing him and things. I've talked about on multiple
- 1:20:57shows and he's got it. You think you got it?
- 1:21:01I would say, it's, I would say it's Final Fantasy. 15 Ford, it
- 1:21:07is 16. Oh yeah, 16 or demon souls.
- 1:21:14Well, remember I said I pre-ordered it just so I would
- 1:21:17own it. even though I didn't have a console at the time,
- 1:21:22Final Fantasy, 16 and rebirth have not been released.
- 1:21:27Oh, and Justin yeah, it's probably not one.
- 1:21:32It's not one. I played.
- 1:21:35Definitely not so. Cat.
- 1:21:41It's not cat sunnis, touch touch the be, is it?
- 1:21:46No, it's not kissing. Eyes touch the beat.
- 1:21:50It too much Asus him out. Stellar Stellar blade Corrine,
- 1:21:55correct. Huh.
- 1:22:02He's sweating, ladies and gentlemen.
- 1:22:04He's got one chance left. He has no life lines.
- 1:22:07Can he get it? Shoot, you're smart, you're
- 1:22:12jealous kind of person. Comment inductive logic
- 1:22:18reasoning, you know? Rise of the Ronin.
- 1:22:23Oh, it's Ronan. I thought it was Rome.
- 1:22:26No, Sam. You never actually asked but you
- 1:22:29said it. Demon Souls, dude?
- 1:22:32How how hard did I go and fucking Elden ring?
- 1:22:37That's my guy. Oh that's from a Dark Souls fan.
- 1:22:41Blood-borne fan. Demon Souls my dude.
- 1:22:44Oh that's right. The part of the same franchise.
- 1:22:48Very Souls game. Yes.
- 1:22:52Come on. That guy.
- 1:22:54Damn. Okay, yeah, I 11 possible.
- 1:23:02I deserve. I laugh.
- 1:23:05And I said, oh, that's so funny. But for different reasons that
- 1:23:07they're trying to show you old and ring.
- 1:23:10I deserve. Yeah, I deserve to take the L on
- 1:23:13that one. Big time.
- 1:23:16That was fun. Yeah, I know, I have Demon Souls
- 1:23:18pre-order because I wanted the Scythe.
- 1:23:20Even if I may May not use a safe, I wanted it and I didn't
- 1:23:24want to lose out on it because I didn't pre-order.
- 1:23:26So I did it without owning a PS5 or planning to and guess what?
- 1:23:30I still don't have a PS5. So other than Are they still
- 1:23:35having supply issues with that? Is that what?
- 1:23:38As far as I know? Not really, but I'm not in game
- 1:23:42stores anymore. And I don't hear people talk
- 1:23:45about the PS 5 because Sammy look at the fucking video games
- 1:23:50on the screen right now. Yeah this Demon Souls yeah 16
- 1:23:57I'll play on PC rebirth. I'll play on PC maybe I don't
- 1:24:02know if that's getting a PS4 cop because then I'll just fucking
- 1:24:05go down to the bay where they fly the ships with the Jolly
- 1:24:07Rogers and they talk in a British accent and then I'll get
- 1:24:10a nice copy from a gentleman there.
- 1:24:15What is keys? And I touch the beat.
- 1:24:17Hold on, go ahead and talk to me. oh, so it's not like you're
- 1:24:25He's an iTouch to be is a vertical Cliffs VR, VR PS5, psvr
- 1:24:30to psvr switch PC. Oh, well, I'm not going to get
- 1:24:36it for that because I'll get it for PC and use my index and holy
- 1:24:41fuck. I really want this even though I
- 1:24:43know it's not the original keys and II, oh my God.
- 1:24:47Duh. Okay.
- 1:24:48So well there's that um, When the Wolverines going to be
- 1:24:55multiple at is going to be PC, just like Spider-Man 2.
- 1:24:58I've got to what I'm what I'm what I'm hearing though is that
- 1:25:03you just haven't gotten a you just don't have a PS5 yet.
- 1:25:06It's not like you've tried to preorder it and no, no, I okay.
- 1:25:11I'm going to wait until it's a very affordable console because
- 1:25:14I think the only thing I'll be playing on it that I can only
- 1:25:17play on a PS5 is demon souls and Ratchet and Clank.
- 1:25:22Yeah, and that's a Ratchet and Clank doesn't come to PC as
- 1:25:26well. All the Horizon games coming.
- 1:25:29God Awards Comin Spider-Man's already there, they're trying to
- 1:25:32push every dress deaths. Randy went to PC PS5 is not
- 1:25:37giving me any real reason to have a console other than, for
- 1:25:40the PS4 detour blood-borne and for the PS5 Demon Souls Yeah,
- 1:25:46that's a at least to my knowledge.
- 1:25:48There might be some Indies that are only that are kind of cool
- 1:25:51but they're you know what is different.
- 1:25:54He's one of the Sherlock. Holmes games is e, I think,
- 1:26:00Sherlock Holmes year one. If which I'm which I'm in the
- 1:26:04midst of playing right now, actually, the Schrock, hums
- 1:26:06games are pretty fun, whatever. I guarantee there's some good
- 1:26:11ones, you know, their puzzle games.
- 1:26:14But there's Rising Lee that actually surprisingly engaging.
- 1:26:18I thought it would just be a point-and-click but no.
- 1:26:20It's it's, it's good and it's in its proper time period to none
- 1:26:28of this. None of this modern-day.
- 1:26:30I'm an issue with with Benedict Cumberbatch, but let's be
- 1:26:34serious. That's a different
- 1:26:37interpretation of Sherlock Holmes.
- 1:26:38That is a, that is a drama series Sherlock for Television
- 1:26:44broadcast. Yeah, yes, yes.
- 1:26:49So yeah, that's yeah. I pre-ordered that just to have
- 1:26:52that. So the one day, I do get a PS5
- 1:26:54or can borrow a friend's for like, 20 bucks and a pizza,
- 1:26:58maybe, because what is he playing on?
- 1:26:59It really. Yeah, because it's, I don't mind
- 1:27:05that there's multiple and it's just, they're giving me a reason
- 1:27:08to buy the console in, in the unlikely event that you ever
- 1:27:12come down for two. If you can just crash my house
- 1:27:14for free and, you know, and I could probably beat it in a
- 1:27:18fucking day or two at most. Yeah.
- 1:27:21And then Yeah, and then you'll show me the Florida, man. well
- 1:27:30I'm sure I'm sure it won't take long to find one well and then
- 1:27:34well then you can just and then you can also just laugh at me
- 1:27:37about how bad I am Elden ring still Sammy.
- 1:27:45My, you're working with a disability and you still play
- 1:27:49Olin ring better than Ethan Ralph.
- 1:27:51And I've not even seen you play. That's, That's how little I
- 1:27:54would have anything to criticize you about motherfucker.
- 1:27:57You're not going to go now? Where's my horse?
- 1:28:03Well, I mean, in the kitchen of the baby Ralph, I don't know
- 1:28:11what my favorite jokes because I've shared this with Vickers
- 1:28:18but about every about every month now.
- 1:28:22Well, okay, twice a month, I rewatch, The I re-watched, the
- 1:28:27boulder, stre, ream the, the gym versus Ralph stream from last
- 1:28:35year, which is, which is almost, which is almost a year old.
- 1:28:40And yeah, wow. Yeah, it is.
- 1:28:42It's it. Still entertaining it even
- 1:28:45though I've watched it several times, I know what happens.
- 1:28:50It's underneath and one of my favorite lines is when Jarboe
- 1:28:55who will be on your Chef who will be on vicarage is we will
- 1:28:58be having Jarboe on this Thursday on The Good, The Bad,
- 1:29:01The Vicious correct? One question, I would have for
- 1:29:05Miz, were you ever able to fix that?
- 1:29:08We're even, were you ever able to get through cyberpunk?
- 1:29:12Because one of his, one of his Doakes was I tried to buy
- 1:29:15cyberpunk and that game is broken but it's not as broken as
- 1:29:19Ralph, you say that during the show I will remember to ask him
- 1:29:23because again I'm I'm also hey isn't cyberpunk Defender and
- 1:29:28been that way from the beginning.
- 1:29:29So yeah, no, no. I mean you you were and I'll
- 1:29:35God, I am the way. I am Siam wasn't right now.
- 1:29:40I have right now. I have 2077 Stalled from my
- 1:29:44console just because I needed space for other stuff but I'm
- 1:29:51I'm eagerly anticipating. Phantom Liberty.
- 1:29:59It's going to be good. I am not thinking about it.
- 1:30:03I'm not getting excited about it.
- 1:30:05I don't keep it in my brain at all, and when it drops, it'll
- 1:30:07drop and I'll have a ton of fun. And, and hopefully, they didn't
- 1:30:12break the melee system because I had finally found my Niche with
- 1:30:15it. When I did go melee and
- 1:30:17hopefully they don't know if a lot of the shit I like into the
- 1:30:19ground. But hey, I dare you to go and
- 1:30:23Nerf Rebecca, the shotgun into the ground because even Nerf
- 1:30:26that motherfucker's going to roll shit and I'm going to make
- 1:30:28it roll fucking shit. And you can't stop me because
- 1:30:31this is a future, is now a man. And I've got this chrome in my
- 1:30:34goddamn skin. Sorry, go ahead.
- 1:30:36So, what is what is weird is, how is how is how even after you
- 1:30:46you one quote beat the main story, you always respond at the
- 1:30:54Adam, you know, at the final mission at Embers, there's no
- 1:30:59like New Game Plus type thing. I don't know.
- 1:31:02Yeah, you just go back to the poner?
- 1:31:03Yeah. I don't I don't you know what,
- 1:31:07you know the poner is right? It's no not in this context.
- 1:31:16I don't p0n our point of no return Pono.
- 1:31:20Oh yeah. Oh yeah, the point.
- 1:31:23That's the quick term for it. Yeah.
- 1:31:25When you can't go back when hey, you want to say because this is,
- 1:31:29we've got a battle in the fucking credit sequence.
- 1:31:31Are you sure? Yeah, that's your point of
- 1:31:33nowhere. Hey, you'll never Ever come back
- 1:31:36here or have you done all your side quest and business?
- 1:31:38That trip owner? That's your the game world is
- 1:31:41shifting. Prepare for prepare for the next
- 1:31:46coming, you know. Yeah, prepare for the
- 1:31:48revolution. But yeah, maybe Phantom Liberty
- 1:31:54will be that postcard. I mean, the thing is though,
- 1:31:56with how that game ends, you can't really do New Game Plus
- 1:32:01because of it even if it's non story-wise, that kind of thing.
- 1:32:06Yeah. Because I mean probably they'll
- 1:32:08be bugs to if you do different endings on a single save file, I
- 1:32:13wouldn't put it past that kind of also being the reason I I've
- 1:32:16seen, I mean, and I've seen videos of like all the endings
- 1:32:20on YouTube. I can't do I can't do the go
- 1:32:26with the go with hanako ending because I watched that ending
- 1:32:33and it's I mean all of our dark to a certain extent but I mean
- 1:32:38that's just the space where he's up in space, right?
- 1:32:41Yeah and yeah that was my first ending have.
- 1:32:45Okay. So have you read have you read
- 1:32:47the fan theory on that? The He is.
- 1:32:53The V is like trapped in. That they never actually took
- 1:33:00them to space. They're trapped it in my
- 1:33:02koshien, he's just running like a similar.
- 1:33:05He or she depending on how you play is just running a
- 1:33:09simulation and that's no no I don't think that because of the
- 1:33:15option they give you. They give you the option to go
- 1:33:20back to Earth where he where V Things Never Fade Away.
- 1:33:25He wouldn't have that option. If it was mikoshi, it's an
- 1:33:30interesting Theory but I think it could just be that way too
- 1:33:33easily. Dismissed.
- 1:33:34The reason why is because like, your cat is because v-brakes the
- 1:33:39Rubik's Cube and then like, you know, they're screaming and
- 1:33:43glitching out and shit like that.
- 1:33:45So no because I think regardless of that, I mean, you're still
- 1:33:51meu, you undergo, large cranial surgery to deal with bullying
- 1:33:56that anger him out, and everything like that.
- 1:33:59So you're going to have hallucinations schizophrenic
- 1:34:03Tendencies things like that just as a natural point.
- 1:34:06I mean, we're talking somebody who's able to Chrome self out
- 1:34:09and not go cyber psycho. We're talking about somebody
- 1:34:12with a high as Humanity staff, right?
- 1:34:15Just like David Martinez, It's interesting and you could make
- 1:34:20that thing. But is that same kind of thing
- 1:34:22where it's like, oh the kids in that and Eddie were dead all
- 1:34:25along, and it's just Purgatory. It's like, yeah, there's nothing
- 1:34:28to directly disprove your bullshit, but it's still way too
- 1:34:31far of a reach. And for me, like I said, the one
- 1:34:34where you choose, no, don't make a copy of me. it just, it
- 1:34:40wouldn't fit for him being in mikoshi, plus we already know
- 1:34:46How that kind of storage with mikoshi goes?
- 1:34:49If you heard the Jackie scene, yeah, which was, which was
- 1:34:54really. Yeah, yeah, that way.
- 1:34:57There's no way they do it to you because despite it being
- 1:35:01arisaka, You helped get Saburo back into power.
- 1:35:08Even if they don't like you I think that's enough terms for
- 1:35:12you not to get fucked with especially with Tha Kimora being
- 1:35:17your guy to like say no, he was instrumental in helping us
- 1:35:21regain control of our soccer with Hanukkah Selma.
- 1:35:25Yeah, way to go back into Power which on my playthrough where I
- 1:35:30gave the body to Joseph. It was weird because I gave the
- 1:35:33body to Joseph, on E, but I also went back to the motel and were
- 1:35:39during the fight. I did choose to save to save.
- 1:35:47Oh, you just said his name. Saburo.
- 1:35:53No, not Saburo. When you get ambushed GE GE.
- 1:35:58000. Not Takashi Nakamura.
- 1:36:05Ya go little more. Yeah.
- 1:36:07Yeah because when when you get ambushed in the died after the
- 1:36:12kidnapping monocle, Yeah, we just saw Peter back.
- 1:36:17Yeah. When you get ambushed John is
- 1:36:20telling you to get. You know John he's saying he's
- 1:36:22dead there's not leaving behind he's a fucking Corporal like the
- 1:36:26rest of them. Yeah.
- 1:36:28And he's like no and and I because even though I even
- 1:36:34though I was like fuck are Sokka.
- 1:36:37I still liked talking Maura, it's because talking Maura is.
- 1:36:44Is. He's like you but in a different
- 1:36:48flavor. Yeah, he just fiercely goes
- 1:36:51after what he wants. Just what he wants.
- 1:36:54Is different from you, but he's love 100%.
- 1:36:58Just a scrapper at the end of the day.
- 1:37:00Yeah, of course. That's by Design.
- 1:37:02He's meant to be that kind of character God, that Hanukkah
- 1:37:05kidnapping mission is so fucking good.
- 1:37:09Yeah. Yeah, it's especially if you
- 1:37:11have Max throwing knives. It's funny as fuck.
- 1:37:16Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- 1:37:19Oh yeah. But yeah, I know.
- 1:37:22So it for that. I don't think that they would
- 1:37:25fuck with you when you got Saburo back in about.
- 1:37:28And isn't that the weirdest funniest Revelation is that the
- 1:37:31end you if you play that ending, you get there.
- 1:37:33And then you realize oh, Oh, he was the good guy the whole time
- 1:37:40and I stopped him. Oh, you're no.
- 1:37:44Boo. Was the hero.
- 1:37:45Oh, fuck. And that's when that ending
- 1:37:48said, when you realize that your Nobu was the good guy that L
- 1:37:53when you realize you fucked up, maybe that meant well maybe
- 1:37:57that's Well, that well Johnny gives hints though, like early
- 1:38:04on, in the game, like, maybe this, maybe this.
- 1:38:07Maybe this is the one our soccer that, you know, he makes like,
- 1:38:11some smartass like comment. Like, well maybe this is the one
- 1:38:15good our, you know, our soccer since she's the one who left the
- 1:38:18family or something like that. Off the old man.
- 1:38:21Yeah well I mean if you know you're a no Booth history you
- 1:38:25know his history his history was one of rebellion.
- 1:38:28It was leading I think the black Dragon, a black steel, dragon
- 1:38:30Steel Dragon. Someone that leading a bosozoku.
- 1:38:33You know, like we're leading a fucking gang, because he hated
- 1:38:36his father and eventually he went back to the company and
- 1:38:39turns out in 77, he went back. So he could usurp Saburo because
- 1:38:43they realize his old man was a fuck.
- 1:38:46Well, there's also there's I forget which Youtuber did the
- 1:38:50video might have been big dansgaming.
- 1:38:52I can't remember. But there was one video.
- 1:38:57I saw where there's a theory that three Why you're a new boo
- 1:39:02was born. Was to be a clone of was to be
- 1:39:09basically a body sleeve for Subaru.
- 1:39:15Basically, um, I mean, by that point they were already working
- 1:39:21on Soul killer. They would have already been
- 1:39:23thinking about trying to formulate Relic during the
- 1:39:26fourth corporate War, especially with everything with Milla Tech
- 1:39:29going on. So, yeah, that's plausible.
- 1:39:35Especially with what happened to the first son?
- 1:39:39Yeah, yeah. I can see that.
- 1:39:41Given the the history of what we know from 2020 and 2023.
- 1:39:46Yeah, it'll be it'll be a really interesting just even Beyond
- 1:39:53Phantom Liberty seeing You know, because CD projekt Red is going
- 1:39:59to do more games, and I would be curious if they try and like,
- 1:40:04tie the sequel games to like, what if your games and what if
- 1:40:10your choices in 2077 affect your choices in future seek?
- 1:40:19No, fuck. No dude.
- 1:40:20Oh, that's that's wudu. That's too much work you suck.
- 1:40:24Yeah, they barely got That what they got out with a massive
- 1:40:29Workforce, that's still under staffed.
- 1:40:31That is like quadrangular work and there's no way they get that
- 1:40:35much time off on, that'd be cool.
- 1:40:39But on top of it it's a, The Game Dev thing of you don't want
- 1:40:42to make something that people will miss.
- 1:40:44Some people are very afraid of that from software isn't from
- 1:40:47software. Will chunk any souls or Elden
- 1:40:49ring or blood-borne with everything there.
- 1:40:52And if you don't see it, dude, that's your fault.
- 1:40:54You didn't do everything. Yeah, didn't get the secret boss
- 1:41:00because you didn't know to consume three umbilical cords.
- 1:41:05That's your fault loser. Go do that and find out.
- 1:41:10Well, it's funny you say that because I've been playing.
- 1:41:14I've been replaying a Red Dead Redemption to and there's there
- 1:41:20are so many like difference side missions.
- 1:41:24Like minor ones that you think would just be minor but then
- 1:41:28once you go back, but then once you get to the epilogue part
- 1:41:32with John Marston. I mean their decisions that you
- 1:41:38make early on in the game but like trust that drastically
- 1:41:43affect the epilogue oh fucking racing Lagoon you can miss most
- 1:41:49of racing Lagoon story. If you just go from point A to
- 1:41:52point B. Yeah.
- 1:41:54If you explore and racing Lagoon, you get a lot of hints
- 1:41:57as to what's going on in the background.
- 1:41:59You're not told everything but you get some hints that stuff's
- 1:42:02going on and you wouldn't get that if you just went to Mission
- 1:42:05Point, a to mention point B to Mission Point C.
- 1:42:08This the first night completed, you know what I mean?
- 1:42:11And they say it doesn't guide you or tell you you should go
- 1:42:14every place every time to check for every new scene, it just
- 1:42:18kind of you learn in that tutorial area that you can find
- 1:42:21different stuff and then you're expected to You think, oh, I
- 1:42:24should keep checking these places for things and some of
- 1:42:28those places either you get items or you find out about
- 1:42:31story that well, that's why speedrunning these things that's
- 1:42:37why speedrunning games isn't necessarily always a good idea
- 1:42:41either. I mean it was, is it is if you
- 1:42:44already know the game, like I'm gonna start speedrunning racing,
- 1:42:47William But that but that's because you've probably put like
- 1:42:52what 40 hours into it as of last night.
- 1:42:57I finally hit cap time limit so 99 hours, 59 minutes and 56
- 1:43:02seconds. Whoa.
- 1:43:06Dude, that's just the first save file.
- 1:43:08I've got several more to make Yes.
- 1:43:15Damn. You're you're like you're like I
- 1:43:17am with a coat or so which yeah. Which is which is also which is
- 1:43:26also fun to just Nerf your, you know, character out for that.
- 1:43:33Absolutely. Like I have I have the super
- 1:43:38rare racing Lagoon poster. The the second promo poster that
- 1:43:42has screenshots from the beta demo build.
- 1:43:45Not the clean poster with no screenshots.
- 1:43:48I have the official digicube racing Lagoon, strategy guide.
- 1:43:52I have Of course, a Japanese copy of racing Lagoon.
- 1:43:57I have to out of at least four memory card stick, the sticker
- 1:44:02sheets from famitsu in Japan that have racing Lagoon memory
- 1:44:05card stickers for the PS1 I bought 10 khaki PlayStations
- 1:44:12magazine there to have their review of racing Lagoon so that
- 1:44:18can be documented officially because it's not no one's ever
- 1:44:21documented or backed it up. And also for mitsui weeklies.
- 1:44:28Now in stores column and they're up to chapter 4 mini strategy
- 1:44:34guides section. And those I'm also planning to
- 1:44:38scan and upload for archival purposes.
- 1:44:41So we can know what the general consensus among the Japanese
- 1:44:44Publications were of racing Lagoon because if you know about
- 1:44:47racing Lagoon, you know, it's scored not great in Japan
- 1:44:50because some it's ooh it's fucking dumb.
- 1:44:56Well, I mean that tends to be that tends to be the case, you
- 1:44:59know, here in America to there are lots of games that don't
- 1:45:03always get appreciated, you know, here and I doing score of
- 1:45:08God Hand. Yeah, I know.
- 1:45:11Yeah, well, I mean even in one my franchises people, when Ark
- 1:45:17when Arkham Origins first hang out like 10 years ago, that game
- 1:45:21got shit on by all. By all the critics.
- 1:45:27It wasn't even until like two years ago that people like, you
- 1:45:31know, Arkham Origins actually was a pretty good game so.
- 1:45:37Oh yeah. Like and that's the thing.
- 1:45:40You start to see this revival of of like, yeah, things need to be
- 1:45:44rescored re-reviewed. Because sometimes people doing
- 1:45:47these reviews, just weren't good at the games and it's such a
- 1:45:49small pool and it's just gone. Experts who don't get shit, like
- 1:45:52imagines babies for the Wii. We got a 7 out of 10 on IGN but
- 1:45:57God Hand got a 3 out of 10. Like and the thing I like the
- 1:46:01mitsu everybody knew from its who was on the take.
- 1:46:03When Nintendogs I think got a perfect score 38 out of 40.
- 1:46:07So like and of course, with a game like racing Lagoon in the
- 1:46:11nature of raising Lagoon, people were not going to understand
- 1:46:15this game. During that time, they weren't
- 1:46:19going to get the subtleness of, you know, all the story beats
- 1:46:23the references to anime and games and manga and stuff like
- 1:46:27that from other series, they weren't going to get the
- 1:46:29references to real life. Street racing lore and Legend
- 1:46:35like raising Lagoon is a love letter to Japanese illegal
- 1:46:38street racing of the 80s and 90s like a true love.
- 1:46:43Yeah, my understanding is that that game was very ahead of its
- 1:46:46time and it is a in presentation, in capabilities,
- 1:46:52it's a graphically stunning, PS1 game.
- 1:46:56Yeah, like it, it it uses the limitations of the PS1 to the
- 1:47:00maximum Yokohama, looks Amazing. Race's, look good.
- 1:47:03The way they did. The backgrounds in the
- 1:47:04foreground is like, it's not perfect.
- 1:47:07I like people said oh the animations drinking a little
- 1:47:09cups. Well dude, come on like they
- 1:47:12were under like a year development, budget.
- 1:47:14Like you have to think about that.
- 1:47:15This is made with spare money from ff7, same conditions as
- 1:47:19Parasite. Eve earth guy.
- 1:47:20God bless the ring. Ian Hunter, fucking toe ball,
- 1:47:23one and two, I think. Paris, I think is a parasite, A
- 1:47:27Parasite Eve like it's kind of a miracle the game exists.
- 1:47:32In and of itself, let alone being this extend.
- 1:47:35The thing is too is it like the in-game car section?
- 1:47:39It's not just like oh this is Love Letter to Japanese car
- 1:47:41culture and the myths and legends and all know it's actual
- 1:47:45car shit. The way Parts work in real life,
- 1:47:48affect your car in game, you will need to pay attention to
- 1:47:51the Dynamo. So you know what, your max power
- 1:47:54output is. How fast it goes.
- 1:47:55Like combining different turbos for different, RPM bushes, or
- 1:47:59power or Torque power and torque are actual Thats that affect
- 1:48:03real things. Your rear downforce your front
- 1:48:08downforce. Your your, your your c d ratio,
- 1:48:11right? You're balanced ratio.
- 1:48:14All that shit mattered front wheel.
- 1:48:16Handles different from from mid and rear and all-wheel drive.
- 1:48:20All of them handle differently. It is such a complex fucking
- 1:48:25dude, head of his goddamn time. So you saw the review.
- 1:48:28What did you think of it? Well first I thought I had I
- 1:48:33thought I had played it before because, right?
- 1:48:36Because because it looks like a PS.
- 1:48:40I mean, it looks like, it looks like a very, I will say this.
- 1:48:42It looks like a very Advanced like, PS1 game for the time
- 1:48:49which was a, I mean, it came out at the end of the life cycle,
- 1:48:52practically So, and by that point, it was squaresoft.
- 1:48:56So they had made ff7 ff8, they're working on ff9, they did
- 1:49:00all these other games. They've been working on this
- 1:49:02system a long time, and it shows in that game.
- 1:49:06Yeah, I I mean, I just like the fact that there's a subculture
- 1:49:13around it, it seems like like there's a whole like I guess
- 1:49:19Discord and form around its it seems pretty.
- 1:49:25I don't understand as much Japanese culture.
- 1:49:29But I mean it's kind of a cult classic over there which is it
- 1:49:34cool. Yeah.
- 1:49:34Absolutely. It's those who realize that
- 1:49:38realized it was something special early.
- 1:49:39Leon because they realized how different it was and what it was
- 1:49:42doing was new and interesting, like I said on top of the just
- 1:49:45the game being fantastic. So the game kind of got this
- 1:49:49this fucking joke to it and that it so yeah it's an RPG, a racing
- 1:49:54poem game because the the dialogues very flowery at the
- 1:49:59beginning of the game, right? It's very good.
- 1:50:02And if there's a reason for it, that's the thing, like, everyone
- 1:50:05is kind of the meme joke about it, but people who know the
- 1:50:07game. Know how cool.
- 1:50:09The game is and that there's a reason for all this shit.
- 1:50:12The music's fucking Banger, the characters are fucking it.
- 1:50:15The writing is good, the game eats fantastic, but you kind of
- 1:50:21have to be into Japanese tuner, car culture of the 80s and 90s
- 1:50:27and the seventies. What kind of has to be your
- 1:50:29thing for it to really hit one. And they've never And they've
- 1:50:35never really made a game like it since know from from.
- 1:50:40Yeah, from what I understand the closest thing is maybe something
- 1:50:44like Need for Speed Underground 2 or any of the modern any
- 1:50:48racing game with RPG elements and a light story.
- 1:50:51Except this said, fuck that were doing the RPG elements and we're
- 1:50:55doing a fucking baller story. You know, where is this?
- 1:51:00The side of the story is like side to to whatever in like
- 1:51:04fucking the crew or shit like that.
- 1:51:07It goes or even kind of like Need For Speed Most Wanted and
- 1:51:10even later Need for Speed. Yeah, this had it be, it's a,
- 1:51:14it's a drama really. At the end of the day, it's a
- 1:51:18drama in a subculture and it's not above anyone's head, in the
- 1:51:24game that are like, oh no, we're saving the world, they all know
- 1:51:27they're in a niche. Subculture, they know that
- 1:51:30they're important stuff is only important to them.
- 1:51:33Yeah, that that Kinder that kind of reminds me of what I was when
- 1:51:39I was a kid I ever don't. I really liked watching the
- 1:51:43show. American Chopper on, right,
- 1:51:47Discover it on Discovery Channel anyway, right?
- 1:51:52And well, well, did they make a? Did they make a video game for
- 1:51:57Pimp My Ride? Because you sure?
- 1:52:01Oh, they did let me. Hold on.
- 1:52:03Let me, let me just double check because my brain says, yes.
- 1:52:07Oh yeah, it's a PS2 game. Am I right on PS2?
- 1:52:11Okay, well, they well they also may be probably a shovel.
- 1:52:14Well, hold on eBay. Four out of five walmart.com 7
- 1:52:183.7 out of five Metacritic 36. It may Be middling, I don't
- 1:52:23know. Oh, there's a second one Pimp,
- 1:52:26My Ride street racing for the PlayStation 2.
- 1:52:32I yell, let me let so I've still got my screen up, let me, let me
- 1:52:37pull this up then because there was an American Chat.
- 1:52:44I'm so happy. I'm not going insane.
- 1:52:46I was like, I feel like that is a game but I'm not sure.
- 1:52:50Oh God. That's bad.
- 1:52:51That's bad. I'm not even that old.
- 1:52:53That's fucking bad. Oh shit.
- 1:52:57But now I do remember, I think I remember the American Chopper
- 1:53:00games. I want to say I do depending on
- 1:53:03when they came out. Yeah, let's see.
- 1:53:14Yeah, 2004 was the first way. Yeah, no.
- 1:53:18I was, I remember that they did that with some shows back in the
- 1:53:21day, like car modding shows in like 2002 3ish.
- 1:53:25Because, I remember seeing reviews of X plane.
- 1:53:28I don't think I saw that the review for American Chopper and
- 1:53:33I thought like, look, it wasn't terrific, but it was the same
- 1:53:38thing as like, raised. If you are fan of America
- 1:53:41American Childhood, Date. Basically you got hired on as
- 1:53:46like a new guy, right? And you have to build your own
- 1:53:51Chopper but it's like you have to do all these racing missions
- 1:53:54in. And at the end of each Mission,
- 1:53:57you basically get like a part to build your own Shopper and you
- 1:54:02can custom, then you can customize it and you have to do
- 1:54:07like all these different like missions.
- 1:54:10Like basically now I think about it you're basically like a Hells
- 1:54:16Angel bodyguard for the Tuttle you know Brothers but like
- 1:54:22without the violence you're just there in like weather jacket.
- 1:54:25Like as kind of like a meat head almost.
- 1:54:33Yeah, so like they made the first one but then, Like like,
- 1:54:42oh, yeah. Like, like, yeah.
- 1:54:44This was basically. What, what your guy looked like?
- 1:54:50I mean, yeah, there was definitely store.
- 1:54:52I mean, we had vehicle or sportsy kind of style, you
- 1:54:58should say sportsy. I don't know like sports cars or
- 1:55:00its motor, so I got no fucking no but you have elements with
- 1:55:03some people. God, look at the Tony Hawk games
- 1:55:05underground one and two proved you.
- 1:55:07You can't have stories in these kind of sports games.
- 1:55:09And underground 24 Need for Speed prove.
- 1:55:13Yeah you can have story in your shit.
- 1:55:15I mean underground one had minor story and then you know Most
- 1:55:19Wanted they were certainly learning and the thing is as
- 1:55:23long as the game's good, the story doesn't have to be spot on
- 1:55:26it just has to be kind of familiar, right?
- 1:55:29Yeah. The most folks it's there but
- 1:55:33With raising Lagoon. It's a whole nother fucking
- 1:55:35thing man. Racing Lagoon mixes?
- 1:55:40Yeah. Like I'm trying to think of how
- 1:55:43to explain it in in a concise way.
- 1:55:46It's mixing like two or three different thematic stories, all
- 1:55:53at once and it's just it's fucking slushed.
- 1:55:57You're never sure. When one element of an
- 1:55:59inspiration to the story is going to end and another one
- 1:56:02will begin. Eventually they just kind of
- 1:56:04pile onto each other like a goddamn gdm burger and you're
- 1:56:09just like, this is good. This is weird.
- 1:56:11This is good. I don't know why.
- 1:56:12It's like this, most of this doesn't make sense, but it's go
- 1:56:17fast through and sometimes that's all you need.
- 1:56:23See I fire my whole thing though, is like I was watching
- 1:56:27the race look like looking video and I'm like, I wish developers
- 1:56:32would make more games like this. Not necessarily little exactly
- 1:56:36like racing mode grown but just more in the sense like Grayson
- 1:56:41yeah racing Lagoon was like so I was like so unique right and
- 1:56:47it's like for the time what did you what else did you have Need
- 1:56:50for Speed? Need for Speed, Porsche, The
- 1:56:53crash team racing Mario Kart Gran Turismo.
- 1:56:56Ridge Racer Wipeout. Yeah.
- 1:57:00Like they're there. The racing genre was all on
- 1:57:04racing and almost nothing San Francisco Rush 2049.
- 1:57:07There's another one. Yeah.
- 1:57:09Moto jet wave racer. I guess.
- 1:57:13But like yeah. It was so unlike anything else.
- 1:57:17So I totally get it. Yeah, just Different.
- 1:57:21I know, I do remember during the PS2 era.
- 1:57:26It was like a racing game, but it was like, it was like a
- 1:57:31monster truck game where like you could like It was like a, it
- 1:57:38was like a monstrous game or something.
- 1:57:40It was like, James bondish, in the sense like you could attach
- 1:57:43like, weapons to your vehicle and like blow people after Mmm,
- 1:57:54monster truck. Okay, but you're saying James
- 1:58:00Bond. Maybe because I played Spy
- 1:58:06Hunter on PS2, and on Nintendo NES.
- 1:58:08And as a fantastic game going to get me wrong.
- 1:58:12We had Vigilante 8, we had Vigilantes Vigilante 8 second
- 1:58:16Offense, we had all the Twisted Metals, we had compact car
- 1:58:19games. So we had different touchings in
- 1:58:22the genre. But yeah, it would have such a
- 1:58:25personality. It was a, it was a combat card
- 1:58:29game. I can't remember which one it
- 1:58:30was. It was actually, it was actually
- 1:58:32good. We're always at the time, it
- 1:58:35seemed like it was good and that's what absolute hold up.
- 1:58:41That's a genre that died out. Completely the combat Car Game.
- 1:58:45Holy, oh God, yeah, even games. That try to like, Push It
- 1:58:49Forward, like Jack X combat racing, fantastic racing game.
- 1:58:52If you haven't played it, that little, I think that might be
- 1:58:57the one I'm thinking of actually, it might have been
- 1:59:00that actually. Yeah.
- 1:59:01Because I think he had all kinds of different vehicles for Jack
- 1:59:04X. If I remember, it's been years
- 1:59:06of Simply Jack acts like, oh well, I might yeah, actually.
- 1:59:11Yeah me. Yeah, me too well.
- 1:59:14But yeah, well, I also remember back in the day, I had a
- 1:59:20PlayStation Magazine subscription and during the PS2
- 1:59:26era, I mean they would send you like discs with like playable.
- 1:59:31All demos. Four games.
- 1:59:37Yeah, well, yeah, well 0 P. SM did unofficial PSM?
- 1:59:41Didn't, there are others but official media someday.
- 1:59:44Yeah, W Square the shit which, which I actually had a
- 1:59:49subscription to. I had a subscription to both
- 1:59:52unofficial PSN mag mag. I loved by was sad but I was sad
- 1:59:58when their final shoe you know. When Salmon die out of business.
- 2:00:05I am not usually a book collector kind of guy, but I do
- 2:00:09have a first issue of something that I think might make you a
- 2:00:11little jelly and I'm curious. What that would be.
- 2:00:19I have the first issue for unofficial PlayStation magazine.
- 2:00:24The one that came with the lid sticker of their logo with the
- 2:00:26smiley face with the eye patch with a star on it with the
- 2:00:29sticker. Oh, yeah.
- 2:00:30Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
- 2:00:35You still, you still have that. I do have that.
- 2:00:40I have, I had to rebuy some stuff, because my dad tossed.
- 2:00:43A lot of my fucking magazine collection when I was way
- 2:00:46younger, like 14, and I've had to rebuy shit.
- 2:00:49But yeah, no, I picked up a first issue with the because I
- 2:00:52was hunting for the lid stickers.
- 2:00:54And I found the first issue with the lid sticker so I'm like, all
- 2:00:57right, I'll buy it. But ya know, I re bought a lot
- 2:01:00of the old magazines I have. Just for a Nostalgia is done
- 2:01:04that I've definitely unofficial PSM.
- 2:01:08I've done that too. Not with not with PSN with some
- 2:01:14Some others, a game magazines. Well, listen I die.
- 2:01:21I said in this was, this is where you were a car.
- 2:01:25This is before you were coasting.
- 2:01:26But I said that if the gay magazines existed, I don't think
- 2:01:32maybe gamergate still would have happened, but games journalism
- 2:01:35when it happened as shitty as No, cuz I mean games don't get
- 2:01:42me wrong, it was still on the take, right?
- 2:01:46Nobody was invaluable. Nobody wanted to lose an
- 2:01:49exclusive by being too honest about something that they didn't
- 2:01:52like, right. That's, that's the inherent
- 2:01:55problem with in journalism and especially back, then I don't
- 2:01:58think games journalists were really any form of traditionally
- 2:02:02trained journalist. I don't think most of them went
- 2:02:05to journalism School even back then.
- 2:02:07Maybe the Europeans because for those who don't know, European
- 2:02:12gaming magazines when they did interviews with developers would
- 2:02:16actually ask thought-provoking questions.
- 2:02:19Well, what is this story say about modern society, or what?
- 2:02:24What messages do you want to convey with this?
- 2:02:26Controversial Topic in the game? And meanwhile American
- 2:02:29journalist, when they were asking questions?
- 2:02:31Like how many levels are there? How long does it take to be?
- 2:02:34How many secrets are there? How many secret weapons are
- 2:02:37there? How many different game modes
- 2:02:38are there? How many people?
- 2:02:39Yeah. It's like the it was a stark
- 2:02:43Stark difference. And if you think I'm
- 2:02:44bullshitting, go watch the fucking ARS Technica.
- 2:02:47Three-hour of review with Lauren Landing.
- 2:02:50He says that shit fucking straight and he fucking explains
- 2:02:52that shit. And you should listen to it
- 2:02:54anyway because Lauren Landing is a fucking genius.
- 2:02:57That man is so goddamn smart. You can get a lifetime of
- 2:03:02knowledge if you know how to pick apart what he says.
- 2:03:04Oh yeah, for those who don't know, Lauren Landing is a
- 2:03:07creator of Oddworld Abe's Abe's Oddysee.
- 2:03:10Gabe's Adventures, the inaugural games?
- 2:03:12Fantastic games. Fantastic man.
- 2:03:17Sorry. Was that too much cock in my
- 2:03:18mouth? No no but no but I think I think
- 2:03:25someone on Twitter by the name of like mr.
- 2:03:27Oddworld followed me. So I'm wondering if like if he
- 2:03:30was inspired by by that nose knows but but ya know.
- 2:03:36So I kind of to beer back onto no racing.
- 2:03:40Lagoon is just it's dripping with style is dripping with
- 2:03:42personality. It's Unapologetic there's
- 2:03:44nothing like it. It and I've never really seen
- 2:03:48anything like it because it's partially inspired by the manga
- 2:03:54anime. Wangan midnight, which is a
- 2:03:58highway racing series, right? One gone midnight.
- 2:04:01Got a PS3 game later on in life, right?
- 2:04:05Just like the initial D games, eventually had their own games
- 2:04:08but initial game d games and wangan midnight games.
- 2:04:12Don't have the same feel as racing Lagoon.
- 2:04:15Ew. In terms of their story and and
- 2:04:22the feel of it all the the world, they're very much their
- 2:04:25own world. So as a game they're just
- 2:04:27adaptations racing legumes is has no previous made material.
- 2:04:33Everything was made for that series and is it?
- 2:04:36Perfect. Absolutely not.
- 2:04:37Are there some plot holes? Yeah, kind of you kind of got a
- 2:04:41not think too too hard and let your brain turn off after a
- 2:04:45minute. It's kind of like Fast and
- 2:04:48Furious movies. If you just kind of can turn
- 2:04:51your brain off, it's fantastic. If you know Lord you may ruin
- 2:04:56it. Yeah.
- 2:04:57Well, I mean so kind of a quick I think I think kind of the same
- 2:05:02thing we have here in America. If you all want, my opinion, is
- 2:05:07one of my other favorite franchises which actually did
- 2:05:11become successful but If you look at the original Max Payne
- 2:05:17game, you'll be rich. The first, the first Max Payne
- 2:05:21game was a love letter to like film Noir popping on John.
- 2:05:27We first and foremost. Yeah, action.
- 2:05:31Yeah. And, and, and to be honest, and
- 2:05:33maybe you'll agree with me. I don't know if you will Max
- 2:05:36Payne, and by no means is bad. The gameplay is average.
- 2:05:41Damn strength lies in its narrative more than its combat.
- 2:05:46And that is okay, totally but well, their fathers.
- 2:05:51Nice like it. At the time I would say to it
- 2:05:54was kind of clever. And boy, did I have to have a
- 2:06:00lot of stay files but I mean the difficulty, the a I would adapt
- 2:06:06to you. And like, if you got, if you got
- 2:06:09two good, well then, like there was, there was no way that you
- 2:06:14beat that game without dying a couple times.
- 2:06:17Yeah, there was just, no, there was just no way.
- 2:06:22So I mean, I guess being adaptive like that was pretty.
- 2:06:27New for that game, you know, for the industry at the time.
- 2:06:31But yeah, it still was able to have fun with it.
- 2:06:34So fucking what was that one show.
- 2:06:36Lords and lasses Lords and Ladies.
- 2:06:40Yeah, yeah, and that went on to into the other games.
- 2:06:43It was this whole Cinematic Universe.
- 2:06:45The Max Payne verse. Yeah.
- 2:06:47They, yeah. They had, they had Captain
- 2:06:49baseball bat boy to which was a Which was a comic book strip and
- 2:06:57and an animated series that I was.
- 2:06:59I was impressed. Even made it into Max Payne, 3.
- 2:07:04That's like fantastic. Like some of those gags that
- 2:07:08they didn't one made it all the way to 3 and like and I know
- 2:07:13that people have gripes with You know, Max Payne 3 being taken
- 2:07:18over by a rock star but it's not a bad game.
- 2:07:23By least you got the third game at least you got it.
- 2:07:27Yeah, it was done and completed. I will say real quick, just to
- 2:07:31springboard, I like Grand Theft Auto for that same reason
- 2:07:34because ever since Grand Theft Auto 4, they had their in-game
- 2:07:37TV universe that you could watch their little pre-made shows,
- 2:07:40right? And in one of them in GTA 4
- 2:07:44episode, The Ballad of Gay, Tony the DLC See they introduced
- 2:07:47their their take on anime which was Princess Robot bubble gum
- 2:07:50which is like trampy teenager fighting level in a bikini she
- 2:07:55has a drunken like red raccoon rink at some psychic pervy Mass
- 2:08:01it's just animate ropes from the 90s into an anime and the best
- 2:08:05part is is like they made a whole little animated episode in
- 2:08:08like flash or some shit. It was a great right?
- 2:08:12It was great. We're building for this thing
- 2:08:14and then in GTA 5, in one of the on Ideal sees they made a new
- 2:08:18episode for it with all new stuff and then they started
- 2:08:22adding liveries to the cars. So you're racing cars could have
- 2:08:27Princess Robot bubble gum on it, like a maze do here in the real
- 2:08:31world. The that that is, that is
- 2:08:34hilarious but my favorite fantastic.
- 2:08:37My favorite thing in GT in GTA across all the games was just to
- 2:08:44drive around and listen to Not necessarily the radio music
- 2:08:50stage radio. Yeah.
- 2:08:52The the talk room, the storyline with Laszlo.
- 2:08:54Yeah, yeah. Well, well, and especially
- 2:08:58especially for net especially like Fernando to because, oh
- 2:09:03yeah, you play, if you play by city and there it is.
- 2:09:09Fernando's Fernando's of /. I mean, he, he always has a perv
- 2:09:14sorry, perv. But in but in Vice City it's a
- 2:09:19you know it's like a Miami 80s perv well in Vice City, it's
- 2:09:24like more acceptable and then by the time GTA 5 comes on he's
- 2:09:29like he's like Fernando he always refers to himself in the
- 2:09:33third person to it's like friend Fernando has been to human
- 2:09:37resources. Fernando respects women in the
- 2:09:44workforce now and just like what all, you know, settle it.
- 2:09:51It's it's it's funny the way they do it is they have their
- 2:09:57own little Universe. It's fantastic.
- 2:09:59Yeah, and that's why I like the TV stuff because it did what
- 2:10:04they did with though. The old French like Laszlo.
- 2:10:07Like I remember living last 13 and then How it changed to
- 2:10:10provide City and then how that changed for San Andreas, like
- 2:10:13you got to see the previous iterations and all that.
- 2:10:16And then it was just put in as a straight character, which I
- 2:10:20think if I'm not mistaken and I could be fucking on my radio or
- 2:10:26now, so Max and will probably come yell at me, but I'm pretty
- 2:10:30sure that Anthony kumea voiced, one of the DJs, and one of the
- 2:10:38GTA games. Product, they got 45, they got
- 2:10:41DJ poo. So yeah, they, they definitely
- 2:10:44love having the guess people do the radio stuff I.
- 2:10:47Yeah, I heard that they were going to get Howard Stern to try
- 2:10:51and doing that Howard, as usual thought he was above doing that
- 2:10:56and, you know, he missed out and, and where is he now?
- 2:11:02No one knows. Well, now I can tell you exactly
- 2:11:05where Howard Stern. Is he's 01.
- 2:11:08No, Sammy, it's a Bit. Go ahead.
- 2:11:12Where is he? He's hide it.
- 2:11:15He's hiding in it. Everyone.
- 2:11:18Well, everyone knows where he is because he never leaves the
- 2:11:21house anymore. So he's literally in his home,
- 2:11:26he still he still thinks. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
- 2:11:29on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, go
- 2:11:31ahead, go ahead, go ahead. I think I'm breaking news.
- 2:11:34Go ahead, sorry, he still thinks that comb it is fully on and,
- 2:11:39you know, and that fauci. He's still waiting for his
- 2:11:42vaccine for the umpteenth time. He's afraid they got aside, so
- 2:11:46yeah. Yeah.
- 2:11:48We do know where he is, he's never he's he hasn't left home
- 2:11:51since 2019. I don't think so.
- 2:11:55Yeah. That's some people give me
- 2:11:59fucking Christ. I'm trying to find the thing, so
- 2:12:01I can see the thing. So, I can go to the incognito
- 2:12:05mode because someone blocked me like a bitch.
- 2:12:11Fucking I don't. Where is Ethan Ralph's Twitter
- 2:12:14account. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- 2:12:19Oh yeah. I need to go to.
- 2:12:21You need to go and check it because apparently, something's
- 2:12:23really fucking happening. But buppa buppa buppa, buppa
- 2:12:27buppa buppa buppa. Okay, yeah, the Ralph retort,
- 2:12:30dr. Grey no, I mean he's not Oh my
- 2:12:43God, it's real unless it's a fucking gay op.
- 2:12:45What the fuck? What the fuck?
- 2:12:49What the fuck. Okay, yeah, I'm going to read it
- 2:12:56off. I'm sorry, Chad.
- 2:12:57I know this is great for audio as of 16 minutes ago.
- 2:13:01Ethan Ralph famous convicted sex offender.
- 2:13:04I'm sorry. 45 minutes ago. He said trust, no, bitch has 16
- 2:13:08minutes ago. Amanda Morris has Scalded with
- 2:13:11my child in New York City. We had an argument in the
- 2:13:17airport and no charges. Of course, it was an argument on
- 2:13:21the plane, like literally nothing but now she disappeared
- 2:13:26with my daughter. I'm in NYC eight minutes ago, I
- 2:13:29got the real tape. If the bitch wants to play this
- 2:13:33game, somebody saying just calm down and go through.
- 2:13:37So if you make smart decisions, dude, all of These fucking
- 2:13:40pointed in high. So it could be easy to lash out,
- 2:13:45but think about what? Smart for you and your family.
- 2:13:46Again, your fucking hoping he thinks in which Ralph responded,
- 2:13:51quote, retweeting a quote, I don't have a family.
- 2:13:54I have a whore who claim to be my wife.
- 2:13:58Yeah, I just saw that. What the fuck guys?
- 2:14:04I wasn't expecting horn. Let me turn on the grill.
- 2:14:07I got to get an onion and rubbing down.
- 2:14:10Fuck dude. Dude, oh my God, Kitty Farms.
- 2:14:14Wait, wait my God kiwis on DEFCON 5.
- 2:14:21Oh my fucking god, dude. Sam Sam.
- 2:14:24We were talking. Yeah, dude.
- 2:14:25What the fuck happened? Now we know.
- 2:14:30Yeah. You know, you know what?
- 2:14:33Shit, you know, what's funny? You know what's funny?
- 2:14:34I could buy is when I was doing when I was trying to find
- 2:14:39articles for the the show, I was like, okay tonight's gonna be
- 2:14:44the night. I'm not going to bring up Ethan
- 2:14:46mouth or any e drama, but as As usual each drama and Chaos.
- 2:14:52I wouldn't care to if it was minor but Ralph going, I don't
- 2:14:56have a family, I have a whore who claims to be my wife.
- 2:15:00I got the tapes, if I've got the Reel tapes of the bitch wants to
- 2:15:03put, what tapes are there more are?
- 2:15:06We going to see? May suck some cock tonight.
- 2:15:08Well, cock is that it's uh, it's big pecker little buddy.
- 2:15:14She's gonna suck a little buddy. A little smokies sausage.
- 2:15:19Perhaps and now you're getting dinged.
- 2:15:23Yeah at Ash Ash I know stop texting me coming to check I I
- 2:15:31fuck you. You fucking oh my god.
- 2:15:37Oh, okay, so so oh thank God. I have a message on here because
- 2:15:45I'm so I'm using my phone as my webcam.
- 2:15:51Let me see that. Akima Aqaba and I saw am typing.
- 2:15:59No, you said it right a Cuba. And I, that's that's how you
- 2:16:02phrase that, and I occupy occupy, my name wrong, so wrong.
- 2:16:08So often, I forget how to say it myself.
- 2:16:13Ready. No.
- 2:16:19Oh oh shit. This might be this High be.
- 2:16:23Yeah. Oh, shit.
- 2:16:26He's at me something different. He doesn't, he doesn't know
- 2:16:29about this shit. Huh, he said something else but
- 2:16:35by hearing my papa, she swallows to Al Anam.
- 2:16:38Oh his wife never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind.
- 2:16:41Somebody asked what I wonder what Rose is going to think.
- 2:16:43When she grows older and seal all this stuff about you
- 2:16:45talking? Well I'm adding this all this
- 2:16:47stuff about you talking bad about grandparents and he goes,
- 2:16:50I don't really care. She surprising Harry Morris 14
- 2:16:55years ago, on Twitter quote, what question mark and quote.
- 2:17:01This is I don't usually care to talk that much about Ethan Ralph
- 2:17:05because I find it boring most of the time other than when he does
- 2:17:09funny dumb shit. But this is kind of Nutter
- 2:17:14Butters. I would say Sam, would you agree
- 2:17:17with that? Take?
- 2:17:18Yeah. Holy oh Ash.
- 2:17:21Ash doesn't know holy shit. That he's a welcoming rice.
- 2:17:25He sent me so he sent me something completely.
- 2:17:29Different because he just posted a picture of him with Rosie or
- 2:17:34Rove Rosie earlier today. So this is all sounding correct.
- 2:17:41Yeah, I have I the first thing I read was I have a whore for a
- 2:17:46wife whole thing. I want to say with this in mind,
- 2:17:50keep in mind that on January 28th, ten PM 2023.
- 2:17:54He had said I'm going to Rome with Harry Morse is first burn
- 2:17:57child and Daughter. First born, child.
- 2:18:03Child and dog, firstborn, child, and daughter.
- 2:18:06One thing period and his granddaughter exclamation mark.
- 2:18:10I can't fucking right, and his granddaughter, he's coping with
- 2:18:13his other daughters, who swallows the r Alpha Male 2, F 0
- 2:18:182. 242, I guess batting in parentheses batting one point
- 2:18:25zero zero zero zero and I think he meant to make a comma but no
- 2:18:32it's one point four zeros sad exclamation mark copying Trump.
- 2:18:38IP to thought was a lot better. I got to say admitting that he
- 2:18:41raped Alice and her face and probably more.
- 2:18:45I'll take some pictures for you. Losers enjoy.
- 2:18:48Papa Morris and now. Whore wife.
- 2:18:53That, that was from, that was archived at like 4:00 today.
- 2:18:58And and what? And if I'm not mistaken, he just
- 2:19:01got married like, like, right after like, Right after right
- 2:19:08after Christmas right, like he got married West.
- 2:19:14My like, dude, I'll fuck her. I don't remember.
- 2:19:20I got a month ago, less than a month ago?
- 2:19:22Yeah, yeah. What long?
- 2:19:23Yeah, what's than a month ago? That that's what I'm saying.
- 2:19:26Like, I'm not me. We're talking sub, 6 month were
- 2:19:28talking Subway year were, we're talking sub 3 months, easy?
- 2:19:32Yeah, a month, maybe change. Yeah.
- 2:19:34That that this might be the fastest marriage, like, break up
- 2:19:40the. I that I personally have, I'm
- 2:19:43sure there are other Relationships that have melted
- 2:19:45down faster but as far as ones that I'm aware of personally,
- 2:19:49this is like a new record. This is I mean I know he burns
- 2:19:55fucking Bridges but holy fucking cock near this is a little much.
- 2:20:03Yeah I am I can't who it's going to be an interesting week I
- 2:20:09guess. Fuck me.
- 2:20:11Well huh. Well, you know, I can play
- 2:20:17wasting good while I wait some. You know, I can I can here G.
- 2:20:22I can hear even though he's no longer on air.
- 2:20:26I don't know if you can hear this.
- 2:20:28But Ike I hear this book was cackle.
- 2:20:30Yeah, I like here the smokers. Cackle all the way from.
- 2:20:38Yeah, I can I can all the way here in Florida.
- 2:20:43Fucking God. You know, I'm mad that I missed
- 2:20:46out on. I knew it was closing.
- 2:20:48I didn't remember when I didn't buy myself, a goddamn medic, her
- 2:20:51hat and now he's not selling them no more.
- 2:20:53And I'm saying, I was like, yeah, I need to write before
- 2:20:58they go out, so I always have a job.
- 2:20:59Nope. God, damn it.
- 2:21:01Son of a bitch. If any listeners of the show, if
- 2:21:04you have a spare Medicare had I will buy it at a premium from
- 2:21:08you. Aki, but insomnia.
- 2:21:14I-i've out about mine as about mine as a joke, just to fuck
- 2:21:18with Merce, but I'd be happy to. To give mine to give mine if you
- 2:21:24want to keep it by all means, keep it.
- 2:21:25I'll try to Source another one somehow but I wouldn't mind.
- 2:21:31I mean, but I know you like, your Medicare had.
- 2:21:33That's a thing to Sammy II do. But more than that, I, this is
- 2:21:39the hat that I'm not getting rid of akima.
- 2:21:43So you do have your signature hat.
- 2:21:45After all II do have, I do have my signature hat.
- 2:21:50The Dennis Miller Zone from the from the original radio show and
- 2:21:57yes, I know it's, I know it's dirty, I know it's got dirt on.
- 2:22:01The brim with I call that character.
- 2:22:04Yes. And also you know?
- 2:22:09Yeah. And also some someone on Twitter
- 2:22:14made fun of me for my penguin baseball cap.
- 2:22:18This was a this is like originally a fifty dollar.
- 2:22:22Baseball cap that I got for that.
- 2:22:25I got resale for like 10 bucks at a threat wasn't even kept.
- 2:22:30It looks like a good cap. It is and I could have paid 50
- 2:22:35bucks at Nordstrom for it. But I know what's funny is I
- 2:22:40found this at thrift short at like a thrift store for like $10
- 2:22:44and then I found the exact same cap at Nordstrom like a day
- 2:22:49later to for like 50 bucks. So you know, that's a big win.
- 2:22:55That's a big W. So yeah, yeah, I'd say so
- 2:22:59certainly. So and yeah, I have no idea how
- 2:23:04I got a mustard stain on it but yeah, well you know what?
- 2:23:08Sue me if if you do decide you want to pass it along, I will I
- 2:23:13will take it with me to the Land of the Rising Sun.
- 2:23:18And I'll take a picture of that hat.
- 2:23:20Wherever you want me to you, want to, you want to see The
- 2:23:22Medic or hat on top of Fuji Sammy.
- 2:23:24I can make that happen for you. Just we'll just tell Jim.
- 2:23:28I said hi. That would be me if you ever
- 2:23:32guess. We both know.
- 2:23:34He's not in Japan. Well, got an Asian at home.
- 2:23:38He doesn't need to go across the sea for Asians.
- 2:23:43Well, you know, well, I was told, Whoever has the hat.
- 2:23:46Like that means we have an VIP, you know, access to know, I
- 2:23:53guess that I guess that was something else so but but yeah.
- 2:23:59Oh, geez. Yeah, that melt.
- 2:24:01That did not take long for Ralph too.
- 2:24:08For Ralph too. Now there is a possibility that
- 2:24:14it's kayfabe, knowing Ralph, because it does seem a little
- 2:24:18too good to be true that he's losing his brain that fast that
- 2:24:22hard, but I don't see what the benefit is.
- 2:24:29I don't see what he gets out of it.
- 2:24:32Because Ralph's Beyond it flows. He's always financially
- 2:24:37motivated know this this is funny so Ash is listening but
- 2:24:42also texting me during during the show.
- 2:24:45No no Ash not one of, not the rest Ralph don't fucking the
- 2:24:50chicks from Ralph Mania that I know of his, his wife is the one
- 2:24:56who apparently has left him. That's real life as of a month
- 2:25:02and a half who also has already birth to his child long ago.
- 2:25:09His wife of less than a month. Yeah.
- 2:25:13Or two at most no more than two and a half months.
- 2:25:20I'm fuck, was it? It wasn't even a month ago, was
- 2:25:24it? Let me go look at the Tweet.
- 2:25:25Yeah, January 13th. It's not even been a month.
- 2:25:29Oh my God. It's not even.
- 2:25:30Hold on January 13th. It's barely.
- 2:25:32It's been two weeks and a day. Ha ha ha.
- 2:25:41It's better. Be a worker.
- 2:25:42This is the biggest fucking. Holy fuck cock, dude.
- 2:25:51Okay, so it's a Vegas Elvis wedding on top of that.
- 2:25:56I, so I will admit I had some pretty like short-term
- 2:26:02relationships. When I was in high school.
- 2:26:06But none of my relationships were this short term.
- 2:26:13Ever. Yeah, that's especially at the
- 2:26:19level of marriage, it's locations.
- 2:26:23And yeah, I'm gonna say me out of the house, because it's me
- 2:26:27out of the, no matter what it is, a midi data.
- 2:26:28But me, out of the mail de Yucatan, that's the funniest
- 2:26:31thing as a funniest goddamn thing.
- 2:26:33For me, I yeah, II have to say that hearing you laugh,
- 2:26:40whatever. Beer to gets, brought up bring
- 2:26:44joy because I don't never know what's even funnier is, is that
- 2:27:00that's that's like the one word in Spanish that I picked up
- 2:27:04immediately without even taking a Spanish class?
- 2:27:09That's how. So that's my super duper secret
- 2:27:16personal Twitter account, that nobody knows because I don't
- 2:27:18post on it anymore. I was also blocked by Ralph
- 2:27:21because I called him out on his bullshit a long time ago.
- 2:27:26I think I think was during the pills term.
- 2:27:28I said do they were laughing at you not with you and he fucking
- 2:27:31blog me like a thin skin little bitch.
- 2:27:34I have to go to my other other other secret account and check
- 2:27:38for the likes because you can't check if you're not logged in.
- 2:27:40What is he like? Yeah, six hours.
- 2:27:42He's liking stuff from 6-7 hours ago, so he's not liking any
- 2:27:46replies about his wife, allegedly being a whore.
- 2:27:53I don't know. This, maybe he was hacked.
- 2:28:01Two. Because it went five hours ago.
- 2:28:07Law, some guy took a picture of me at JFK airport.
- 2:28:10Awesome feeling, dude, that's the saddest shit I've ever
- 2:28:13fucking heard in my life and then one hour ago.
- 2:28:16Trust no bitch has then 31 minutes after that Amanda Morris
- 2:28:19has absconded with my child. So, 30 minutes from it
- 2:28:25happening, I guess to the full explanation.
- 2:28:30Well, now what what's, what's funny is?
- 2:28:33If you go to, if you go into my, if you go onto my timeline under
- 2:28:39the replies, I replied to Vickers earlier today because he
- 2:28:42had posted a screenshot where of Ralph, where Ralph was talking
- 2:28:47about how he was smack talking. I hair and saying, You know I'm
- 2:28:54a professional shitlord or something and I was like imagine
- 2:29:00pushing 40 and having like professional shitlord as like an
- 2:29:05accomplishment. Like, considering shit lording
- 2:29:10to be an accomplishment at age, 40.
- 2:29:13I don't, I don't consider being a shitlord.
- 2:29:17Any accomplishment at any age? Sure, shit, stirrer troll.
- 2:29:22Absolutely. But like, maybe so cringe.
- 2:29:27Yeah, maybe. Well, maybe, when you're 14,
- 2:29:30like admitting that you're, you know, that you're a lord.
- 2:29:35Would you like, Too much taxes to be saying, shit like that.
- 2:29:48Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:29:52Yeah. Well you have you have too much
- 2:29:54life experience. Yeah I'm going through too much
- 2:29:58shit to for that. To be your biggest claim to fame
- 2:30:00and if it is good God good god. Well Sammy.
- 2:30:05I think we're coming up at two and a half hours.
- 2:30:07I think we cover everything you wanted to touch on yet.
- 2:30:11Oh yeah, yeah. Well we cover we covered.
- 2:30:14We covered everything. I had in terms of the stories we
- 2:30:16covered race and the Lagoon and then holy shit breaking news.
- 2:30:22Yeah, are you going to play racing legume or know if I if I
- 2:30:27can put, if I can play racing Lagoon.
- 2:30:32Duck station is incredibly easy to hook up and you just plug a
- 2:30:36controller into your computer and you download a thing and you
- 2:30:41go play it super simple. And by the way, if you're
- 2:30:44playing racing goon here's a pro tip.
- 2:30:46Go ahead and turn your internal resolution all the way to time
- 2:30:4916. Even if you don't have a 4K A
- 2:30:51monitor just to flex on the Japanese and go ahead and click
- 2:30:56that section below where correct?
- 2:30:59Some of those polygons get rid of that wobble and really shows
- 2:31:02you the true 3D image and then make sure you have the wide
- 2:31:05screen adaptation. This stretches it out, don't
- 2:31:07filter your images, it looks too smudged and funky but if you do
- 2:31:11all that you should have the best possible experience playing
- 2:31:14racing Lagoon in the most beautiful possible way.
- 2:31:18That game is so good that it's almost a waste and it's on a
- 2:31:20CRT. That's how pretty the graphics
- 2:31:22can be. That's, that's great advice.
- 2:31:28So also, if you download it, from CD romance.com, sorry, I
- 2:31:32have to plug this real fast. The zip file comes with a memory
- 2:31:36card file that has an easy cheap version.
- 2:31:38And basically, it's the first car with an endgame level
- 2:31:42engine. And it'll get you through most
- 2:31:43of the game without having to do too much.
- 2:31:45So, if you want to, just explain play it for mostly the story,
- 2:31:49you can, but you will have to actually put in some work.
- 2:31:52Once you're like halfway through, Ew.
- 2:31:56At least a little. Yeah so Ash actually ask a
- 2:32:01question so do you think horse or Amanda 12 wanted to have a
- 2:32:10baby and dip because that's what he that's what he thinks maybe.
- 2:32:15Um, maybe maybe maybe I don't know.
- 2:32:21Amanda is kind of a nutcase herself in some So maybe she
- 2:32:29certainly does see it now as a viable.
- 2:32:33Hold all. I guess whether or not she
- 2:32:36thinks she'll get anything out of Ethan's a different story.
- 2:32:39And again, this is all if this is real because we know she has
- 2:32:43fucking Stockholm syndrome already and she has had it
- 2:32:47pretty goddamn bad or at least portrayed to have it bad.
- 2:32:53I don't think this was a long Kong because it mean, do you
- 2:32:55still have to? You know, I'm not a lady.
- 2:32:59So I don't know what it's like to have a vagina and I'm not
- 2:33:02somebody who wants a vagina but I can't imagine.
- 2:33:05It's worth taking the Memphis micro into your new, your vagina
- 2:33:11to put him. Yeah.
- 2:33:13I don't I'm not going to be weird like some of those other
- 2:33:16people and say slit or coin Slaughter, some weird things
- 2:33:20somebody with a vagina Obsession would have you maybe wants to
- 2:33:24have one, but I still say I I want Ralph small.
- 2:33:31Baby weiner basically put into me if the man's four foot one.
- 2:33:37How big can this dick really be? And sadly, we all know.
- 2:33:41Yeah, well, you know, it's evidence.
- 2:33:45I couldn't, I don't, I don't, I don't think Amanda would take it
- 2:33:50in her like that and have that if she wasn't willing to have,
- 2:33:52did you bros baby? You know.
- 2:33:57Oh. Oh yeah.
- 2:33:58I forgot all about that. I mean, maybe.
- 2:34:02Because he made more money than did you bro?
- 2:34:04Maybe but that is a long con. But also the shit.
- 2:34:08She did with faith in those text messages.
- 2:34:11Yeah, I yeah. I don't I feel like she's just
- 2:34:16also a bad person. I don't feel like, she's been
- 2:34:18trying to Griff Ralph through this much and putting the
- 2:34:23pushing the baby out of you can't be easy and I know that's
- 2:34:26a that's a big commitment to your grip.
- 2:34:28Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:34:28That that yeah. That would be that would be
- 2:34:33playing. That would be playing the long
- 2:34:35game if I had ever heard of it and a big old 24-hour op.
- 2:34:42Yeah 24-hour times a times a billion at that point but I I
- 2:34:50think there's much more to say on this.
- 2:34:53I'm sure, I'm sure we'll get more developments on other
- 2:34:57channels and I'm sure we'll cover here maybe next week or
- 2:35:00something, but not to be a big old gay hop.
- 2:35:05Yep. But until then folks, thanks for
- 2:35:09tuning in and act with thanks as always anything you want in
- 2:35:12plugger? Yeah.
- 2:35:15Go play racing Lagoon. That's it.
- 2:35:18And thanks for taking us. Follow me on Twitter at a cube
- 2:35:23insomnia, but go play Racing League.
- 2:35:24Oh, thank you for turning in sorry Sammy go ahead and thanks
- 2:35:30for tuning in. Follow me at Sam difference
- 2:35:33between DC and basically all my socials that you can see tune
- 2:35:40into The Good, The Bad, and The Vicious next week because
- 2:35:43they'll be having Matt Jarboe and that we interesting.
- 2:35:47I actually Ali other than the other than flagging, internet.
- 2:35:51I know. I don't know that much about mr.
- 2:35:55Jaro. So it'll be interesting to hear
- 2:35:58his perspective on things and kind of get a fresh take on him.
- 2:36:02I guess so. Yeah you know he's a, he's a,
- 2:36:06he's a pretty okay guy. He got wrapped up in the whole
- 2:36:08internet thing and he slept thing but I either pretty good
- 2:36:11dude overall I think yeah that kind of what a seriously
- 2:36:15somebody that has shown he can learn and improve upon himself
- 2:36:18which is Early. It's hard to do for some Yeah,
- 2:36:22well, you know, Matt Matt's not Matt's not the biggest in the
- 2:36:27sucked or anymore I guess, so there.
- 2:36:30Yeah, exactly. And my folks, thanks and thanks
- 2:36:35for tuning in and we'll talk at Trent down the road later later.
- 2:36:46Thanks for listening to the Whitfield report on.
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