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It's time for our quarterly TIPPING TALK! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Morning.
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  Speaker 2: I was telling you guys, uh, looking for hacks on
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  Speaker 2: how to stay cool. And I know Kyle now you're
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  Speaker 2: you're very much into sports with your kids. And this
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  Speaker 2: I got a I got a DM from Corona. She says,
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  Speaker 2: I freeze water bottles and use them when watching my
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  Speaker 2: son play baseball. I put them under my armpits, face
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  Speaker 2: and neck.
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  Speaker 3: That's good luck, that's very smart.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I like the frozen because it takes a long time
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  Speaker 3: for frozen water bottles to defrost.
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  Speaker 2: And then Tamera, I was laughing so hard about the
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  Speaker 2: banana butt song and missed my exit banana but song.
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  Speaker 3: Missing your exit sucks so bad?
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  Speaker 1: What banana butt song? Don't put bananas in my butt. No,
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  Speaker 1: don't put bananas in my butt. I've told you several
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  Speaker 1: times before. My butt is not a bana. So I
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  Speaker 1: was telling you guys about the best and worst celebrity tippers.
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  Speaker 1: What do you want to hear? The best tippers are
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  Speaker 1: the worst? We want to hear.
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  Speaker 4: Let's hear your best. Let's let's start positive.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I went to this restaurant for dinnerlast night,
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  Speaker 2: and it was one of those where you stand up,
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  Speaker 2: you walk up and you ordered the food, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and then they bring it to your table, and when
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  Speaker 2: they turned the little thing around, twenty five percent the
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  Speaker 2: balls on this wrestle, Like.
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  Speaker 4: The default tip was twenty five percent the balls.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy, Yeah, like what you minute? I just came
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  Speaker 1: up here. If you came over to me and asked
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  Speaker 1: me what I wanted the balls on this place? Anyway?
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  Speaker 1: The best tip.
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  Speaker 2: These are stories that people have shared with celebrities that
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  Speaker 2: tip the best, and I also have the worst.
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  Speaker 1: This person said Bruce Willis.
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  Speaker 2: Bruce always tipped extremely well and signed autographs for everyone.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Miley Cyrus not only kind but also low maintenance,
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  Speaker 2: tipped two hundred percent and was a sweetheart. Post Malone
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  Speaker 2: a super good tipper. He usually gets fifty to one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent tips. Very polite, all around great guest.
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  Speaker 1: I love Posty.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you don't really hear a lot of
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  Speaker 3: bad interactions with him.
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  Speaker 4: Ever, I would have guessed he was on that list.
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  Speaker 5: The fact that he like pulled up to Gracie's dive
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  Speaker 5: bar when he was here in Phoenix, though, like tells
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  Speaker 5: me everything about him.
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  Speaker 4: He's cool in it with his fans.
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  Speaker 2: Dave Chappel David, he's incredibly respect from polite. He referred
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  Speaker 2: to me by my name and tipped more than one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent in cash.
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  Speaker 1: Shaquille O'Neal.
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  Speaker 2: He paid for everyone's meals in the restaurant, tip to
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  Speaker 2: server three hundred dollars and tipped all the other staff
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  Speaker 2: one hundred dollars each.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome. He has that reputation of being super generous.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Elvis Presley, he came in with some officers, stayed over
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  Speaker 2: an hour, He had a meal and a few beers,
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  Speaker 2: and left a five thousand dollar tip.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa, and that was back in the day, back in
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  Speaker 4: the fifties.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right on, Elvis.
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  Speaker 2: Kevin Hart tipped me fat the other day, three hundred
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  Speaker 2: dollars on an eighty dollar bill.
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  Speaker 1: The worst tippers, oh, jay z Now, it was rude.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't tip, didn't tip at all, That's what they said.
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  Speaker 2: Tina Fey, she was demanding and smoked a cigarette the
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  Speaker 2: outdoor table, even after being asked to stop, and she
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  Speaker 2: left less than a ten percent tip. John Cena not
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  Speaker 2: only did he not tip me, he.
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  Speaker 1: Ghosted on the bill altogether. That part.
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  Speaker 2: I have to believe he thought his people were taking
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  Speaker 2: care of it. I just can't see John Cena doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Seems better than Jennifer Lopez. She and her entraze ALLEGI
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  Speaker 2: ran my friend, ragged, insulted him, held up the table
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  Speaker 2: for three plus hours, and completely stiffed him.
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  Speaker 1: On the tip.
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  Speaker 3: That's lame.
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  Speaker 2: Fifty cent. He didn't leave enough cash for the bill
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  Speaker 2: and tried to walk out. He seemed frustrated and quickly
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  Speaker 2: gave me just enough to cover the bill. I mean
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  Speaker 2: his name is The tip was less than ten cents.
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  Speaker 2: Scottie Pippen. He was rude, complained about everything, although he
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  Speaker 2: ate everything in front of him. The bill came to
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  Speaker 2: four hundred and twenty five dollars. He left me two dollars.
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  Speaker 2: That's why they call him no tip and pippin.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah interesting. When were we in the X? We
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  Speaker 1: got in the X earlier this week, right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was I think a. Deborah was saying that
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  Speaker 4: her oh yeah, breakup was because her date chased a
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  Speaker 4: napkin that was blown away and she could not take
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  Speaker 4: the way he was running after the napkin.
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  Speaker 2: She was at the moment and you see your significant
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  Speaker 2: other do something, then you're just like, oh God, ick done. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we got a bunch more of those. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: get into that next with John Jay and Rich. Oh wait,
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  Speaker 2: hold on, hold second home thing, Hold on soon, Cardib's trending.
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  Speaker 2: We're okay, yeah, okay, we'll get into the X after
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  Speaker 2: Olivia Dean's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: Three, Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: Hi. It's very important, John Jay. I love you, I
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  Speaker 5: adore you and your family. I used to be a
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  Speaker 5: server bar tender, Nori, and you tip wonderfully, and I
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  Speaker 5: just want the world to know how great you are
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  Speaker 5: and your family, and I think your kids this is
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  Speaker 5: years ago now, they were going to soccer practice and
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  Speaker 5: your wife was coming in like back and forth, and
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  Speaker 5: you were just so amazing and you tip wonderfully, and
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  Speaker 5: I'm just so grateful that you're part.
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  Speaker 6: Of my life forever.
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  Speaker 4: Wait what restaurant, Nori? She where is that other ridge? Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, so you guys said, yes, you would say this
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  Speaker 7: is years ago, your kids were little.
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  Speaker 6: I think they were in soccer practice maybe, but like
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  Speaker 6: it was across from the yard house, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 6: time out.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, yeah, desert Rich and you would come
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  Speaker 5: in and you would always yeah, like you write a
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  Speaker 5: like nice note and would always tip over one hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: It was just sweet. Thank you Teresa, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 5: No, thank you you too, Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you guys something, I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: she's talking about. I want to take credit for it.
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  Speaker 2: I want to take credit for it.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say that to me. I want it.
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  Speaker 1: Could it have been you Rich? Because I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think i've been there. I don't know what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Do you write nice notes on your tips? That doesn't
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  Speaker 4: sound like John James for me.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I went through a phase I don't remember, but
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  Speaker 2: though I just don't, I don't. I mean, I'm so
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  Speaker 2: grateful she called in.
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  Speaker 4: I mean she's grateful. So let's let that roll. Take
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  Speaker 4: that one.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if it was you know either you. You
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  Speaker 2: know how a lot of times people think they add them.
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  Speaker 1: Are we on the air? Yeah? Oh okay, I get
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  Speaker 1: at Jak Jak.
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  Speaker 4: I got a lot of people saying, are you John
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  Speaker 4: Jay and Rich? I'm like, no, I'm just one of them.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get back in.
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  Speaker 2: An X are always a blast, though we want to
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  Speaker 2: know that moment, you know, you're you're dating someone or
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  Speaker 2: you're married to him, and they do something like Brook,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for holding Brook?
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  Speaker 1: What's your ick?
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  Speaker 8: Hey?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, so I'll make it quick. I was just dating,
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  Speaker 9: or like I guess almost dating somebody. We were just talking,
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  Speaker 9: hanging out. He come over to watch a movie and
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  Speaker 9: I had a great Dane who mind you? I'm five three?
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  Speaker 9: And he went up over my hill and he stood
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  Speaker 9: in front of the TV. And this guy just yelled
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  Speaker 9: at him. And I looked at him and I said,
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  Speaker 9: you can have a good night. Don't come back to
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  Speaker 9: my house every one, and I shouldn't lock the door
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  Speaker 9: and blocked him immediately.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, who yells at a dog?
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  Speaker 9: Well, and that's the thing, Like my dog was huge,
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  Speaker 9: mind you? But who yelled at my Like, why would
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  Speaker 9: you yell at my dog? That was my baby?
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  Speaker 4: Why would you be in a first date and yell
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  Speaker 4: at a great dane either? That's dumb. He wasn't very drag,
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  Speaker 4: was he right?
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  Speaker 9: And then then afterwards I just crawled up on the
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  Speaker 9: couch with him and wait watched them and my dog.
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  Speaker 1: Brook. I just love you.
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  Speaker 2: I love the way you speak and and and I
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  Speaker 2: think we need we need to have you on the
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  Speaker 2: air more often. I love your point of view and
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  Speaker 2: the way you say things.
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  Speaker 9: Oh well, that probably also didn't help that. Uh I'm
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  Speaker 9: from South Mississippi and we y'all talk like country balkin.
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  Speaker 1: You sound adorable.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: By the way, I listen to y'all like every day.
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  Speaker 9: I know y'all hear that all the time, but I truly.
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  Speaker 4: Do, and y'all are also, Oh thank you, Brooke.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, we got to keep your number, Dylan, please,
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  Speaker 2: we need to call her all the time. How do
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  Speaker 2: you say Philiberto's brook? How do I Philiberto's?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Philibara? It's a Mexican restaurant, right, go
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  Speaker 1: ahead say.
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  Speaker 6: It again, phili Bartas the.
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  Speaker 4: South Mississippi figured it out.
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  Speaker 1: A broke hold on the line, and thank you so
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  Speaker 1: much for listening. Have a great day, Jamie, You've got an.
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  Speaker 8: Yep. I definitely do.
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  Speaker 1: What do you go? So?
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  Speaker 8: I was dating this guy and he was really super
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  Speaker 8: self conscious about this, but he was missing a couple
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  Speaker 8: of his front teeth and we were at one of
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  Speaker 8: my all time favorite Chinese buffets and as we're sitting
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  Speaker 8: there eating food came out of his mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Does it make a whistle noise when it came through.
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  Speaker 8: That, you know, that would have made it better by
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  Speaker 8: its just it came out of his mouth and he
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  Speaker 8: just left it on the table, didn't even clean it up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, So like that pow chicken was like,
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  Speaker 2: let's just sitting there on the table. It flew up,
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  Speaker 2: so he didn't have teeth to begin with. So you're
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  Speaker 2: sitting there a guy eating with a guy that has
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  Speaker 2: no front.
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  Speaker 8: Teeth, right, yes, pretty much?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so kudos to you for that.
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  Speaker 2: And then and then the chicken flies out of his
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  Speaker 2: mouth and lands on the table.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't eve get a napkin and pick it up.
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  Speaker 8: It was actually uh chow main noodles chin, that's more
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  Speaker 8: than just an is wow, get up?
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  Speaker 3: I put the napkin over it or something?
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  Speaker 1: So did you pick leave it there? Do you continue eating?
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  Speaker 8: I continued eating, but like I couldn't look at him
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  Speaker 8: after that, like while we were eating, like I slowed
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  Speaker 8: down my eating because I'm like, that just made me
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  Speaker 8: lose my appetite a little bit. That was my favorite
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  Speaker 8: Chinese muff.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you can't go over, but you can't go back?
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  Speaker 4: And did he dare ask him for a kiss good night,
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  Speaker 4: because that would be terrible too.
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  Speaker 8: I honestly I don't remember that part, but yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 8: It was gross.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I would do if the compound noodle
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  Speaker 2: whatever flew out on the table in front of me,
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  Speaker 2: came out of his mouth, would gone like this, I
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  Speaker 2: was a bug and I would have.
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  Speaker 6: Eaten it, got it.
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  Speaker 1: To make him feel better. Jamie, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 8: Absolutely, thank you guys. Having a rest you today.
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  Speaker 1: That's a gross Erica, good morning? What's your good morning?
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  Speaker 7: I went I went to Starbucks with the guy and
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  Speaker 7: for one, he didn't drink coffee Red Flag. And second
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  Speaker 7: he ordered hot chocolate kid temp, kid temp. That's like
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  Speaker 7: for children. You can't handle a hot beverage. The grown
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  Speaker 7: ass man had to order it kid temp. But you
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  Speaker 7: have a bonusck Oh told me a story. There's a
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  Speaker 7: biss for you. He told me a story. He went
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  Speaker 7: on a first date with a woman. She ordered chicken
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  Speaker 7: wings and eat the wing bone and all what phone
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  Speaker 7: and all? Yeah, right, apparently, but she ate the bones.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't know. I mean, that's that's I'm.
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  Speaker 7: Eating chicken wings. I don't know, but she eat the bones.
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  Speaker 1: That's so dangerous.
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  Speaker 7: There you go. You got two for one bonus X today.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Erica, thanks for listening. Have a great day, Tanya.
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  Speaker 1: What's your egg?
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  Speaker 4: Good morning morning?
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  Speaker 1: What do you got?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: My ex?
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  Speaker 6: So my egg is when? Because I'm one of those
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  Speaker 6: online dating people, let me tell you. I can go
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  Speaker 6: on and on on about my experiences, but the worst
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  Speaker 6: one and I will. I am ready to walk out
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  Speaker 6: after two minutes when I walk in and I'll go
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  Speaker 6: to Denny's, I'll go to a fan, I'll go anywhere,
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  Speaker 6: you know, just to go out and hang out. And
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  Speaker 6: when I sit across from somebody and their T shirt
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  Speaker 6: is stretched out in the neck, like why, and then
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  Speaker 6: I looked down and they got dirty shoes or cross
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but that's not a first impression.
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  Speaker 4: No, you should wear crocs on a first day, should you?
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  Speaker 4: You should? You should have your game on?
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  Speaker 6: You should?
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 6: Because I know myself and I'm sure I speak for
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  Speaker 6: most women out there. We put a little bit of
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  Speaker 6: effort into getting ready to go out, especially on a
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  Speaker 6: first date when you're going to meet somebody and a
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  Speaker 6: stretched out T shirts. T shirts are like five to
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  Speaker 6: fifteen dollars. If they can't put out five or fifteen
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  Speaker 6: dollars to impress you with a decent T shirt that
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  Speaker 6: isn't stretched out in the neck and you can see
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  Speaker 6: like their their I don't know, dirtiness, whatever the heck
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  Speaker 6: they got going on around their collars moving all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Sonya, thanks thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 6: Makes John day.
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  Speaker 4: You guys have a good date.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know how I was telling you in the past,
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  Speaker 2: Like when I'd go to the Starbucks wrap by the
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  Speaker 2: radio station, they never left a note on my cup
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  Speaker 2: and it always bothered me. I got a Starbucks today,
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  Speaker 2: they got they got a note on my cup and
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  Speaker 2: it's made my day.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that weird what they say?
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  Speaker 2: But first of all, but it's like the little things
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  Speaker 2: that just make like I It put me in such
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  Speaker 2: a good mood. So the girl I walked into the
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  Speaker 2: Starbucks and she was really friendly, whatever, right, And I
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  Speaker 2: ordered my drink and when I got to my car,
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  Speaker 2: she wrote on it it says enjoy king with an
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  Speaker 2: exclamation point a smiley face, and I was just like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: It just made me so happy.
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  Speaker 3: That No, that's such a good lesson that like even
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  Speaker 3: just one word, one simple word, can turn around someone's day.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, it was so weird. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever been called king before? No? And I've never felt
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  Speaker 1: good before.
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  Speaker 4: And he's definitely never enjoyed his day.
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  Speaker 2: That must be a sign that the because you know
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  Speaker 2: that yesterday I ate so much food and I'm like,
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: wait a minute, I'm with.
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  Speaker 1: This GLP thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's not supposed to I'm supposed it's supposed to kill
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  Speaker 2: my appetite, but I'm eating like crazy. And then I'm
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  Speaker 2: like in a good mood because of this, not you
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  Speaker 2: know how they say the glp's to take your mood,
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  Speaker 2: your joy away. I got all kinds of joy this
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  Speaker 2: morning because of that piece of backfiring for you. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna just finished my Starbucks here, this is my
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  Speaker 2: cup right here, I'm gonna keep it.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could frame it. Join the King