Latest / The 3-0 Take / Tommy John for Corbin Burnes
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- 0:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Three O Take, where we talk
- 0:04all things Major League Baseball.
- 0:06Here's Kyle Corwin and Nate Reyes.
- 0:10It all starts right now. Oh, welcome back to the three O
- 0:17take presented by Chinook Cedry this episode 543.
- 0:21I'll be your host, Kyle Cord. I'm here with my Co host Nate
- 0:24Reyes. Nate.
- 0:30Casey, how are we did did you throw a little filter on this?
- 0:33Why am I? Why are we looking this way?
- 0:36I have no idea what shock amount.
- 0:38I don't know what shock amount. I feel glamorous right now.
- 0:42Skin is glowing. Well, fresh off the trip to
- 0:47California, I, I feel like you're, you would be glowing a
- 0:50little bit, get a little sunshine.
- 0:53Oddly enough, dude, they I guess they call it like June Gloom or
- 0:58something like that. It was we came into town
- 1:03yesterday morning at like. Oh, I'm, I'm looking right now
- 1:09at a picture from your trip. Ney Rey is looking sharp.
- 1:17Yeah, some rocking some JS on a Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead
- 1:22and call it a yacht. It is a yacht.
- 1:24It is a yacht. Yeah.
- 1:27Holy smokes. All right.
- 1:30So for those unfamiliar, my company does annual party, and
- 1:37my company's based out of Rancho Cucamonga, and which is a fun
- 1:43name. It's a fun name for a city, I
- 1:45think Cucamonga. And then the other half is
- 1:49obviously here in Arizona. So all of our Arizona people, we
- 1:54all go out there, we go down to Newport Beach and they rent like
- 1:57one of those tiered yachts. So there's like 3 stories, first
- 2:03stories like a bar lounge area, middle stories like where they
- 2:07set up tables and you have dinner and then there's like
- 2:09that upper deck, right? So before this party they
- 2:16announced like, hey, we have like, we're going to do raffles,
- 2:19we're going to do prizes, right? And we don't know no one, no
- 2:27one's told like what the prizes are.
- 2:29We don't like hear anything, right?
- 2:31So we show up to the boat and they make it like a casino
- 2:36night. So that's why we're all kind of
- 2:37like fancy dressed, right? And I was actually under
- 2:39dressed. Everyone else is like wearing a
- 2:41tie. And I was like Yikes.
- 2:43But anyway, we show up, it's casino night.
- 2:46So it's like fake play money. And they had, they like hired
- 2:50dealers and they have like tables set up.
- 2:51So you play blackjack. I learned how to play craps,
- 2:54which is like super fun. Like when you figure out the
- 2:58rules of crafts, it's fun. You just like everyone's like on
- 3:02the same team. You kind of just root for the
- 3:03whole table. Whoever's rolling the dice like
- 3:05you're rooting for them, right? Anyway, but the way to win the
- 3:11raffle is you, you, you walked in, they give you like a $500.00
- 3:16bill and you buy your chips with it.
- 3:18And then you, you know, play games and like try to build up
- 3:22and then they'll pay you out where you get 1 raffle ticket
- 3:25per 100 bucks. So I ended up doing pretty well.
- 3:30I think I had like like 11 tickets.
- 3:34So I turned the 500. New 1100 Paige also did well.
- 3:40I think she did. I think she had 900, something
- 3:43like that. So between the two of us, we had
- 3:4620 tickets and there's four prizes.
- 3:49OK, so I'll tell you what the prizes were after, but we're
- 3:56like sprinkling the tickets in and kind of like giving it up.
- 4:00We're like one of the last people to put them in
- 4:02containers, like shaking or whatever.
- 4:04So they go through, we're having dinner, they announce like all
- 4:09the stuff, right and read off the ticket.
- 4:17And dude, we won. What did you win?
- 4:22Did you win a new house? A5 day cruise.
- 4:28Shut up. To Cabo in January.
- 4:32Are you for real? That serious dude.
- 4:36Insane. Holy cow.
- 4:40Yeah, it's insane. One of the companies we partner
- 4:43with paid for this. The other stuff they had, they
- 4:47had Dodgers tickets, they had Sons tickets, they had like 2
- 4:53day thing at like Disneyland and then this.
- 4:56But when they announced it, everyone was like I'm going to
- 4:59Cabo. I'm going to go like the whole
- 5:01we had everyone had their significant others.
- 5:03Everyone's like gambling. They're like super like
- 5:06everyone's super into it is you're like Cabo, like everyone,
- 5:10everything. Anytime a bet hits like Cabo,
- 5:13we're just all rooting and dude, we put our tickets in and sure
- 5:19enough. Paige.
- 5:20Paige was. Technically the one that won it
- 5:22was her. It was her ticket, but yeah.
- 5:26Living the life. Knots dude.
- 5:28Five day cruise sets out in January.
- 5:33What a life, what a life good for you.
- 5:38Insane dude. So good weekend honestly,
- 5:42because we were both pretty pretty not feeling it because
- 5:46it's a six hour drive. So we left yesterday morning.
- 5:51We woke up at like 5 and left at like 530, got there, had some
- 5:56hours to kill before the party, and then turned around and left
- 6:02this morning. So it was like Dang like 12
- 6:04hours in the car for a three hour party.
- 6:06But I think we came out on top. Yeah, I was going to say, yeah,
- 6:11that's a fair. I'll take that trade.
- 6:13I. Think we still think we still
- 6:15won so. Congrats man.
- 6:18Thanks. That's big stuff.
- 6:20Insane. Yeah, Pretty cool.
- 6:22Living the life Want to talk some ball?
- 6:28Yeah, I'm on a high right now. Let's do it well.
- 6:31I'm going to bring you right back down to earth.
- 6:33We're going to talk. Corbin Burns, set to undergo TJ
- 6:40put in a bow. Rather ugly bow on the first
- 6:44year of his six year, his shiny new six year $210 million
- 6:47contract. Huge blow for a team that do you
- 6:55have in the World Series. Winning.
- 6:58Winning the World Series, huge blow for a team that I think a
- 7:03lot of people had high hopes for who, let's be honest, not not on
- 7:08top of their game at the moment, all things considered.
- 7:12But this, this is not good news considering the rest of your
- 7:18staff right now is kind of cheeks Merrill Kelly AKA what
- 7:29was it George Washington, Thomas Jefferson from the World
- 7:33Baseball classic. That's the Only Connect.
- 7:38That's the only. I don't follow what you're
- 7:40talking. About that's the only
- 7:41correlation I have with Merrill Kelly.
- 7:44Remember World Baseball Classic making what I believe was a
- 7:48start in the semi? Finals Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 7:53we're just like going to put his name his name and.
- 7:56Yeah, in American history with like Thomas Jefferson or
- 7:59something, guy goes out and has like a mediocre start at best, I
- 8:03think. Anyway, he's like he's your best
- 8:06guy staff wise pitching to a tune of 3436 and two.
- 8:13But Zach Gallon is not Zach Gallon coming in today an ERA of
- 8:18five O 6. Brandon fought one of I think
- 8:23one of the worst pitchers in baseball as of late.
- 8:25He's pitching to a tune of 551. But this is it's a brutal blow
- 8:32for the the Diamondbacks of Arizona.
- 8:36It is. It is you you thought that that
- 8:46that the hole was filled this offseason with that move.
- 8:49You know what I mean? Like, hey, offensively we're
- 8:53solid, right? Best in baseball last year
- 8:57pitching we can, if we could be middle of the road, top ten,
- 9:01we're good, right? So they go and they get they
- 9:03make the moves they're supposed to make.
- 9:05They get depth and it's just been weird.
- 9:12Like, I don't know where the credit or I should say blame
- 9:17lies, but like, dude, the whole point of this, I felt like was
- 9:25like a go year because in my mind, I don't think they bring
- 9:29back Zach Allen coming into the season.
- 9:35I think that was the mentality, right?
- 9:36And I compared it to like when the Red Sox went and got Trevor
- 9:40Story and Xander was on his last year.
- 9:44And it it felt like that kind of thing where it was like, Hey,
- 9:47let's like soften the blow by going and getting our ace.
- 9:51And then we like still have that last year of our current ace.
- 9:54You know what I mean? I think that was the mentality
- 9:56of the Diamondbacks and that's where I was like, this is this
- 10:01is great, man. Like in my mind, as far as 1-2
- 10:04punches go in the league coming into this year, it was like
- 10:11Gordon Burns, Zach Allen, Garrett Cole, Max Breed, you
- 10:14know what I mean? Like that was like, hey, 1-2
- 10:17punch, that's insane. Gallon down here and Burns, man,
- 10:22like this is tough news. This is hard to take and they
- 10:27put themselves in a hole early in the first third of the
- 10:31season. I think we're about it's not
- 10:37good, man. I don't know how to spin this in
- 10:40a positive way. I know their offense is always
- 10:43going to be there, but like, well.
- 10:44To that point, to that, to that point, top still a top five
- 10:48offense in baseball at this moment in time and bottom third,
- 10:57I guess you could say in terms of what you're getting out of
- 11:01your staff across all of baseball.
- 11:05So I don't, I don't know, with the way the Padres are playing
- 11:14this year, it seems as though they're building off of the the
- 11:19momentum that they, well, aside from the year not ending the way
- 11:24they wanted it to, all things considered, building off the
- 11:26momentum from last year. I know it's, I know, hey, I know
- 11:32it's June. It's June, it's June.
- 11:38But when do we start? It's June.
- 11:44But like we also said, June can mean it's early, but also June
- 11:49is the point where we start having real hard, sometimes
- 11:53difficult conversations about players and teams, about, OK, is
- 11:56this who they really are? Sure, there's time to make
- 11:58things up. But for the Diamondbacks, when
- 12:01do we start having the conversation that maybe they're
- 12:03like hovering around being an A, being a 500 team, which is not
- 12:08going to fly, obviously in that division, But with the rest of
- 12:10the National League look in the way that it does, it's not going
- 12:13to happen. You're not going to be able to
- 12:14make anything happen. You really can't.
- 12:16You really can't. Like it's especially with the
- 12:20central just all kind of hovering around that same, you
- 12:25know what I mean? I, I'm not going to sit here and
- 12:27say the central is as good as the West, but the central is
- 12:32just as deep as far as middle of the road 500.
- 12:36Do you know what I'm saying? Like it if there is a 8788 win
- 12:43team in the central, I feel like that team has a better chance of
- 12:48of getting in then the Diamondbacks do right now,
- 12:51especially after this blow. So I, I like, I don't know how
- 12:58to spin this man. Like I don't think they're
- 13:01bullpens. Great.
- 13:05They're not taking care of business at home.
- 13:07Think there's sub 500 at home too.
- 13:10And that just can't happen. It's not going to work.
- 13:14Yep, sub 500. On the home or at home and on
- 13:17the road. So, but here, here's what's
- 13:22interesting. 17 and 24 at this moment against teams over 500.
- 13:26So you're not, you're not playing good ball against good
- 13:29ball. Yeah, you, you need to, you need
- 13:31to at least compete and just not good enough.
- 13:34Did you see by chance which you were you were busy this weekend
- 13:38so probably not, but did you by chance see the clip of him of
- 13:43like the lip reading? I did, yeah.
- 13:45He's like my elbow's shot. It's done.
- 13:47He. Said my, my elbow's dead.
- 13:49Yeah, that, yeah. I hate to see that man.
- 13:53It's, it's such a scary, freaky thing.
- 13:56I bet it's such like, it's probably just like always in the
- 14:00back of your mind as a Major League pitcher, especially if
- 14:03you haven't had the surgery yet. Like, like, hey, it's back
- 14:07there. It's, it's just a matter of
- 14:09time. It's almost like a when, not if.
- 14:12That's probably what most pitchers start to feel.
- 14:16Well, that kind of brings up a question, and I hate to be this
- 14:22guy, but like we were talking about before we hopped on, I've
- 14:26been known to float a conspiracy or two.
- 14:29Always down. To do we do we think that there
- 14:34was a little, let's just call it awareness on the part of the
- 14:39Baltimore Orioles that maybe wasn't made fully public or made
- 14:46aware to the rest of the baseball?
- 14:49World, I'm not in the position to give the Orioles any credit.
- 14:55I refuse. I'm not in that camp.
- 14:57Maybe there is someone in that camp, but I doubt it.
- 15:01I doubt it. I.
- 15:03I I just want to say I don't, I don't believe that to be the
- 15:07case, but I have seen that floated around.
- 15:10I think a better conspiracy would be like, hey, did Corbin
- 15:14Burns know something was going to happen?
- 15:16That's why he wanted to be at home?
- 15:18Like, is that why he asked the Diamondbacks to to pitch in so
- 15:22he could be at home whenever the inevitable happened?
- 15:26I I'm just playing. Obviously it sucks not laughing
- 15:30matter of of somebody don't do that.
- 15:33But it's it's just the way our game is, man.
- 15:38It's kind of inevitable. It's just it's it sucks that big
- 15:44names, it's happening to big names.
- 15:47It sucks that it's happening to names in their prime and it
- 15:55sucks that like you, we, we don't know.
- 15:59I think we take for granted sometimes we're like, we see
- 16:04this surgery so much that we're like, I'll just get it done,
- 16:07come back, be stronger. But we don't know, you know,
- 16:11like we don't know that. We don't know that every guy is
- 16:13poised to be better when they come back.
- 16:17You just, you hear those stories and you kind of hope so it's
- 16:22tough that this is the beginning of the contract.
- 16:25It's tough that there doesn't seem to be any reinforcements.
- 16:35No one's like filling that gap. And you know, if I use that same
- 16:391-2 punch as an analogy, obviously with Garrett Cole
- 16:42going down with the Yankees, like Max Freed has stepped up
- 16:45into that. I we don't know if Zach Gallon
- 16:47is going to flip that switch and be able to become that because
- 16:51so far it doesn't seem like he's that guy this year.
- 16:54No, Zach Gallon's been a shell of himself.
- 16:56But it's a it's a bigger conversation than just the 2025
- 17:01Diamondbacks, really. I was.
- 17:02Going to ask for how much do we? I mean, at this point, he's
- 17:05probably going to miss the start of the year next year, right?
- 17:09Oh, they're talking. I've already, I've already, I've
- 17:12already seen speculate speculation float around that we
- 17:15won't see Corbin Burns until 2027 because I saw that the
- 17:21initial thought is that it's going to be longer than a 1212
- 17:25month timetable for him and his specific case.
- 17:29So who's to really say? And it's, it's a situation where
- 17:32maybe they maybe they try to milk it, just make sure he's
- 17:37fresh for 2027 rather than try to expedite the process for
- 17:412026. Who's to really say?
- 17:43But that's just what I've seen thus far.
- 17:44But like, like I was saying, it's really it's not even it's,
- 17:50it's even bigger than the 20262027 Diamondbacks.
- 17:53This issue talking about the health of these arms.
- 18:00I think, I think it's, I think we mentioned the note on here a
- 18:04while back when the last time we talked about Tommy John more.
- 18:08We're good for it every every other month it seems.
- 18:12There were more TJS Hold on at the I want to make sure I got
- 18:21this right at the end of at As of 2020, 436% of all active
- 18:30Major League pitchers had undergone Tommy John surgery.
- 18:34And where? Where was it?
- 18:41There were more Tommy John surgeries in Major League
- 18:44Baseball in 2024 than in the entire decade of the 1990s.
- 18:55Something's got to give, man. In twenty, 2335.3% of Major
- 18:59League pitchers that undergone surgery, a 29% increase from
- 19:032016. Something's got to give, all
- 19:09right? But we hear everyone wants to
- 19:13call mold heads, but we hear guys in the booth like a John
- 19:18Smoltz and David Cone. We hear these guys that say it
- 19:23like you, you can't just throw like we got it.
- 19:26Got to get back to pitching. Also, I'm not saying I was for
- 19:39spider attack, but like if we don't come up with a solution to
- 19:44help these guys get a grip on a baseball, this may be what's
- 19:50going to continue to happen. And Tyler Glass now has come out
- 19:54and talked about that too, right?
- 19:56Like I'm having to hold this and grip it harder because I don't
- 20:03have that grip and who knows what that's doing.
- 20:07On top of that, we have a pitch clock.
- 20:11On top of that, we have guys that are coddled through the
- 20:15system and rarely go over 100 pitches.
- 20:20We have guys that are at innings limits with like.
- 20:27There has to be some type of adjustment in the mentality and
- 20:33adjustment in philosophy. It's that that's what it is.
- 20:37It's. Just back to pitching.
- 20:38Stop chucking it as hard as you can.
- 20:40It's this, it's this new obsession in baseball with
- 20:44arbitrary benchmarks like got to reach 100 or else why bother
- 20:51taking the ball? You got to be able to hit the
- 20:54ball 485 feet. Or why like get like we talk
- 20:59about it all the time. Fundamentals still matter,
- 21:01folks. What good, what good does it do
- 21:05to chase Velo if you're going to be on the shelf for 16 months
- 21:09because you can't lift your arm? Like 100%.
- 21:11And and that's why I don't I don't mean to always bring it
- 21:18back to the Yankees. It's just it kind of yeah, you
- 21:21do it comes to mind. But like, they, they were
- 21:23talking on the broadcast the other day about Ryan Yarbrough
- 21:31where it's 9293, you know what I mean?
- 21:35And they're like, this guy doesn't get drafted.
- 21:40No, this guy doesn't. He just doesn't even get picked
- 21:44up anymore. Like he it's, it's, it's a good
- 21:48thing he came up when he did, because if he was pitching in
- 21:51youth baseball now as in high school or college, like he's
- 21:55not, his career is done. And that that philosophy has to
- 22:01change like it has. I don't know how, I don't know
- 22:05who it's done by. I don't think we need to tailor
- 22:09the rules to sway their way. I don't think we need to talk
- 22:16about raising the mound or anything.
- 22:18I don't think we need to talk about broadening the strike
- 22:20zone. I think we need an actual
- 22:25philosophy on how we can attack hitters, how we can get hitters
- 22:29out. And it doesn't have to because
- 22:33like at a certain point, hitters are, are freaks too, man.
- 22:36Like it doesn't matter if you're throwing one or two.
- 22:38I'm going to turn that around. I'm going to time that up
- 22:41eventually, find a different way, find the old way of doing
- 22:49things because God forbid we tried something that worked for
- 22:54decades. The reason our game is what it
- 23:00is now. We can't just sit here and say,
- 23:01oh, old head, like baseball sucked back then.
- 23:05Oh, the only reason Babe Ruth hit these many home runs is
- 23:08because they were throwing so slow.
- 23:09It's like the the game is now. It is what it is because of all
- 23:15of those, all of those occurrences, all of those
- 23:19mindsets, all of those pitches invented, all of those grips and
- 23:24movement and all of those things.
- 23:30It's the whole point. It's it's trying to get hitters
- 23:32out. It's not about having as many
- 23:37strikeouts as humanly possible, as many swings and misses as
- 23:41humanly possible. And This is why like you can, if
- 23:46we lose you as a fan, if we lose you as a listener, like I'm
- 23:50sorry, but there's a reason why you and I talk baseball IQ.
- 23:54We talk fundamentals, we talk things that make our game what
- 23:57it is and when you just sit back and rear back as hard as you can
- 24:04over and over again, that to me isn't impressive.
- 24:09That's not the impressive part. Go watch tape of Greg Maddox and
- 24:15and try to do what he did. Manipulate pitches, paint the
- 24:21black, get guys out of a real creative way.
- 24:27I know you've seen the videos of we don't need to go down this
- 24:29rabbit hole, but I know you've seen the videos of the pull
- 24:33downs right into the net. It's insane.
- 24:36With a radar sitting right there in front of your face taking 16
- 24:41crow hops to Max out to hit your PR, What do we like?
- 24:48I will never be convinced that that is beneficial.
- 24:51I'm sorry and I'm sure there's people that are in pitching labs
- 24:56that would disagree and sure they know they know more than
- 24:59me, but I'm I'm like 99% sure that there's zero benefit to
- 25:06that and in fact it is only detrimental anyway.
- 25:11Anyway. Let's keep the positivity
- 25:14rolling and let's talk about how the Braves are some booty meat
- 25:22coming into today. 6 and 14 in their last 20 games.
- 25:28Six straight losses entering today and their last three
- 25:36losses entering today. You give up A7, run, seven, run.
- 25:40Come back in the 9th, you lose on a walk off wild pitch and
- 25:50you'll lose on a walk off home run.
- 25:56That's the Atlanta Braves of 2025.
- 26:03They were who we thought they were, I guess at the start of
- 26:06the year. I I don't know.
- 26:08Yeah, after their Owen. What was it?
- 26:10Owen? Seven.
- 26:12Yeah, to start the year. And they brought back Craig
- 26:16Kimbrel for a day. For like an hour, bro, did you
- 26:20see this? OK, so here's the series of
- 26:23tweets that I saw from the Braves.
- 26:26Now pitching for your Atlanta Braves #46 Craig Kimbrel.
- 26:31Hashtag Braves Country next tweet.
- 26:35Final final Giants 5 Braves 4 Next tweet The hashtag Braves
- 26:43today recalled left-handed pitcher Austin Cox to Atlanta
- 26:46and designated right-handed pitcher Craig Kimbrel for
- 26:48assignment. That's a that's a three tweet
- 26:51series. I got some more.
- 26:57I got some more for you. Entering Sunday, the Braves have
- 27:00lost nine consecutive one run games and 12 consecutive games
- 27:05decided by two runs or fewer. They lead all of baseball with
- 27:1018 one run losses. They're not good.
- 27:20Brother. The team the the fans are
- 27:23already looking forward. They've they've already blown
- 27:26the lead in this game. They were just up three one.
- 27:29It's now 4 to 3. Ho Braves are not good, I tell
- 27:35you what. Dude.
- 27:44I don't believe they have a ton of prospect capital, do they?
- 27:49Like they don't. I don't know if their farm is in
- 27:50great shape. I'm not going to avoid blaming
- 27:58players because there's always blame there.
- 28:08Did we give Alex Anthopolis too much credit as AGM?
- 28:18In regards to roster construction, are you saying
- 28:21it's it's less than what he deserved?
- 28:23Credit, I mean, that's that's a part of the job is roster
- 28:26construction. It's not the whole job because
- 28:34it's not just about the big league roster, you know what I
- 28:37mean? Like so Freddie Freeman wanted
- 28:42to be a brave Max Freed I think probably could have stuck around
- 28:52if everything made sense. I I don't see how things can get
- 29:05turned around quickly without potentially deconstructing this
- 29:12core a little bit. I don't know who needs to move.
- 29:23I don't know how to fix this. One of my what it's been well
- 29:27documented on this podcast, one of my biggest issues with the
- 29:30Braves was that they failed to address the shortstop vacancy in
- 29:35a significant way. Like, sure, you can fill it with
- 29:38some stop gaps here and there, but you had a chance to actually
- 29:41go out and spend a significant amount amount of money on.
- 29:46I mean, Willie Adamus, say what you will about the guy, but like
- 29:49you had a chance to spend money on somebody, not just this past
- 29:54offseason, but off seasons prior, and you chose not to,
- 29:58which we all know the value of the shortstop position failed to
- 30:02do that. You you're now alternating
- 30:04starts behind the dish, which called me an old head.
- 30:09I, I would like to see a little more consistency behind the
- 30:13dish, not just for the sake of who is receiving baseballs back
- 30:19there, but also for your staff to have a little bit more
- 30:21consistency. I'm all for a guy getting a day
- 30:24off every, you know, 3rd, 4th, 5th day.
- 30:28But like every other start, Sean Murphy, Drake Baldwin at I don't
- 30:35know, I'm not a big league manager, but some of these
- 30:39things I'm just like, I, I don't know how in what world this this
- 30:43philosophy or approach makes sense.
- 30:44And that's, that's one of the examples.
- 30:46I don't know. When does Snick get fired?
- 30:52Well, you, you bring up the point about Anthropolis.
- 30:54I've, I've been reading, been trying to get a feel for where
- 30:58Braves fans are at or on that matter.
- 31:00They turn it on them. Turn it on Snick, but also the
- 31:05ones that are able to look at it with, you know, a slightly wide
- 31:11look at things through a slightly a wider lens or or
- 31:14looking at Anthopolis being like you can't pin this entirely.
- 31:19No, not at all. I don't agree.
- 31:21I snake, I do. Agree with that.
- 31:23Sorry, I don't think it's all on him.
- 31:25Very similar situation in Boston.
- 31:27I mean, you know, apples and oranges slightly, but.
- 31:30Baltimore. Baltimore like they're there are
- 31:35similarities, we'll say where it's like you look at some of
- 31:38the some of the indecision on on behalf of these front offices.
- 31:45You look at the lack of moves, lack of roster construction, as
- 31:48we mentioned and it and it's really hard to pin that on a
- 31:53manager who's just going out there and doing what he can with
- 31:56what he has. We've we've said this time and
- 31:58time again, what over the last? Few months I was asking about
- 32:00their prospect capital because like they're just they're not
- 32:03very deep and like I don't think this team is salvageable with a
- 32:12couple deadline moves. I think there's more holes in
- 32:15this team than that, but I don't know what the answer is.
- 32:23And a point that I was going to bring up about the Diamondbacks
- 32:26as well as like this team has some pieces.
- 32:32And if there's sellers at the deadline, there's some pieces
- 32:37that could be moved that could really, really boost some other
- 32:45ball clubs that have a chance this year.
- 32:47So that's interesting to pay attention to as well.
- 32:51And that's a part of, I would say that's a part of
- 32:55Alexandopolis that we haven't quite seen yet.
- 32:58You know what I mean? Are like where are the seller
- 33:00Braves? Like where?
- 33:02Where are the Braves that are packing it in for the year and
- 33:05trying to reload that farm? Haven't really had an
- 33:09opportunity. They haven't, and that's a good
- 33:11thing. Like, yeah, no, right.
- 33:12Like we're not far removed from a a trophy hoisting, you know
- 33:17what I mean? Like, I'm not saying that this
- 33:19is like burn it all down and start over, but I am saying that
- 33:24like, how do you? How retool reload for 2026?
- 33:29Exactly and and is that done at this deadline?
- 33:33Is it done in this offseason? I don't know.
- 33:40I don't really know. I, I don't know this team well
- 33:44enough, but I can say that like there are guys that need to
- 33:52figure it out, man. Like Matt Olson needs to be Matt
- 33:57Olson. And I don't know, I don't think
- 33:59he's being, I don't think he's been terrible, but it's just
- 34:02like I. He I mean he's he's been I mean
- 34:05he's leading the team in war 13 Jacks coming into the day.
- 34:11Was he hitting not hot? Well, the OPS at the OPS8O2.
- 34:16So like I said, not terrible, but.
- 34:19Yeah, but not great. Like I, I think the for, for
- 34:24them to go, it's like he, he's got to be a 900.
- 34:28Yeah. Kind of a high eights OPS and
- 34:32then you have a Cunha and then you like on paper it sounds
- 34:36great. On paper it's like, yeah, this
- 34:38team can show up and show out, but like they're just they're
- 34:42not very deep. And when the inevitable happens,
- 34:46and yes, they've been plagued with injuries, but like that
- 34:51always happens. But I don't know if if a court
- 34:54if what Bob Nightingale says is true which?
- 34:58Rarely is the. Case well, yes and no.
- 35:01Like we, we just got no disrespect, of course we got,
- 35:06but we just got done talking about how we haven't seen a
- 35:08Braves reload and retool type of team.
- 35:12And again, for a good reason, for their sake.
- 35:15You know, you've been in, you've been in contention every year,
- 35:18it seems, for however many of the last dozen years.
- 35:24But. Maybe, maybe their ego gets in
- 35:29the way at the deadline because what what Nightingale said is
- 35:32they're not expected to sell at the deadline, except Ozuna,
- 35:35who's going to be a free agent. Yeah.
- 35:39So maybe maybe they tried it like, you know, let's just
- 35:42buckle down and try to make this thing work.
- 35:45And then we're sitting in 20. We're sitting here next year,
- 35:482026, looking back at the deadline at 2025 and going what?
- 35:51What were you thinking? I had AI had a Braves fan text
- 35:56me an article that about a month ago that was very interesting.
- 36:01It was should the Braves and Yankees swap Anthony Volpe and
- 36:06Ozzy Alpes? This was a month ago.
- 36:11This was like still when the Braves could turn it around kind
- 36:16of thing. Thought that was interesting.
- 36:18I looked up Ozzy Alvy's contract.
- 36:20He's, you know, he's only got a couple years left.
- 36:22They're both club options. It's like $7.00 left on that
- 36:27deal, right? Yeah, there's really not much
- 36:29money there. So I think it would be silly to
- 36:31move somebody so affordable. And I'm not saying that move
- 36:35should happen, but it just it brings up the point of like,
- 36:40what name would you move? And how much is a Zuna really
- 36:45going to pull in? You know what I mean?
- 36:48He's not going to, he's not going to retool that farm system
- 36:50very quickly. You're kind of selling low on
- 36:57some of these names too. You know, Michael Harris is
- 37:01disappointing. I'm sorry, I know I've said it.
- 37:03I don't mean to harp on it a ton, but like, I'm not seeing
- 37:09what all these Braves fans were telling me was coming.
- 37:12A lefty Acuna. I don't see it.
- 37:16Did you hear that? Yes, I had multiple Braves fans
- 37:19tell me that over the years. Lefty Acuna.
- 37:22Lefty Acuna ho so we'll see. I'm I'm very curious to see
- 37:30agreed. I'm very curious to see how
- 37:34things look at the deadline and what this team does.
- 37:39And I'm curious to see is Alex and Topless just really good at
- 37:43like, you know, vending machine priced extensions for these
- 37:51players or is he is he an all around good GM?
- 37:56And I think it's going to be put to the test of this deadline if
- 37:59they don't figure it out. I think the conversation we need
- 38:02to be asking is whether or not Francisco Lindores washed.
- 38:06He's now O for five against the Rockies and the Mets.
- 38:11Rep 1:50 When do we start having the conversation of whether or
- 38:15not Frankie Lindor needs to hang them up?
- 38:17Those days pissed me off so bad in fantasy, by the way, where
- 38:22the team, like your guy, your player just doesn't do anything,
- 38:25but the team pops off for like 11 runs and you're like, really?
- 38:28You couldn't get me? He's like -2 like you're like,
- 38:32couldn't get a ribby in there. It's like a it's like a walk.
- 38:34Hit my pitch. 4 KS. Yeah, I I know those days.
- 38:38I know those days. Let's talk on the flip side
- 38:43about a team that's playing well.
- 38:45Well, of course, naturally they they drop their game today.
- 38:50Who apparent Bowden, Francis. Apparently not good.
- 38:59Yeah. Not good.
- 39:01Apparently they would have I I saw that they would have
- 39:05somebody correct me if I'm wrong here, that they would actually
- 39:07have a 10 game-winning streak right now if Bowden Francis was
- 39:09not on the team. I guess technically 11.
- 39:14That's tough. If they if they hadn't lost to
- 39:16start today, but entering today there were nine and one in their
- 39:19last 1014 and six in their last twenty and they were riding A4
- 39:23game win streak before the loss today.
- 39:26George Springer, coming into the final day of the weekend, had
- 39:31five homers in his previous nine games.
- 39:36Yo, Bell and Francis, Yeah, Yikes.
- 39:41Confirmed not not good. Giving up?
- 39:45What is that? So his last 12345 starts he has
- 39:50given up 6/12/16 runs. What's CRA right now?
- 40:03What's he said? 30 hits, 612.
- 40:08Yeah, not good, but the team otherwise playing very well.
- 40:18Tyler Heineman, specifically his last 30 games slashing 4 O
- 40:244/4/18 5:58. Did I get the truth or what over
- 40:31the? Jays offense over their last 17
- 40:35games coming into today. First in F4, third in homers,
- 40:39second in weighted runs created, plus third in walk rate, First
- 40:43in strikeout rate, Second in hard hit percentage, 5th in
- 40:48barrel percentage. First in average exit Velo,
- 40:52Second in woba, First in ex woba.
- 40:56Shout out Marsha the second Zach on Twitter.
- 41:02I'm still still trying to figure out what woba and ex woba.
- 41:08XYZ woba created plus my personal favorite.
- 41:14No, but you know the Jays heard what I said.
- 41:18What was it last episode? The episode before said this.
- 41:21I was trying. To bring it up like, hey,
- 41:22they're in the, they're in the hunt and you're like, now
- 41:24they're bad. Yeah, now the Jay sock for sure
- 41:28the Jays go ahead and what No, it was last episode I said right
- 41:32Etchett in stone Sharpie it whatever you want to do, Jay,
- 41:36this is not this is not going to last like we're we're we're
- 41:40taught we're propping up George Springer, who let me confirm is
- 41:5035. We're.
- 41:53Propping up. That's the back of an 80 year
- 41:55old though. Back of an 80 year old, We're
- 41:58propping up George Springer as one of the leading forces of
- 42:02this offense. Do we really think this is
- 42:04sustainable? I think not.
- 42:07Dang, Vladdy's been kind of disappointing.
- 42:11Yeah. So eight home runs, A797 OPS.
- 42:17Proving my point. George Springer is the only one
- 42:21outside of Heineman with an ERA or excuse me, an OPS over 830.
- 42:31Everyone else is below. Yikes.
- 42:33You've proven my point. Boba shet.
- 42:41Not not great, not bad. Just middle of the road.
- 42:44Yeah, I'm kind of with you, guy. I'm kind of with you.
- 42:48It's not sustained a little. Hot streak.
- 42:49This is a little hot streak. Let's not overreact, you know?
- 42:52Everybody gets those. The Pirates are on.
- 42:55They're they're riding their first three-game win streak of
- 42:57the season, which, hey, you know what?
- 43:00You know, you know what, shout out the Pittsburgh
- 43:13Pirates. Paul Skeens went seven and two
- 43:16Thursday, gave up one run. It wasn't even earned and they
- 43:19didn't lose the game. So you know what?
- 43:28I would say, I would say pirates ricochet, but that was just a
- 43:39headshot. Just.
- 43:40A snipe. They didn't.
- 43:43They didn't lose the game. I did think it was funny though
- 43:46that they pulled skins before he finished eight because they
- 43:49didn't want to have to deal with the 8 inning one run jokes
- 43:52anymore. They said no, it stops here.
- 43:56He's he's only won 7 2/3 today. We weren't talking about the
- 44:01Pirates. We were talking about the Blue
- 44:02Jays. Yeah, to your point, to my
- 44:04point, to everyone's point, this is just a this is just a flash
- 44:08in the pan. Don't don't get excited, Chase
- 44:10fans. Thanks for bringing me back down
- 44:12to. Earth I hate to be the bearer of
- 44:13bad news Chase fans, but. I was, I was.
- 44:18I was getting a little. Hey, great point in the chat.
- 44:21Skeens didn't even get the W very valid point like they they
- 44:25he didn't he didn't he didn't get handed the loss but couldn't
- 44:28even get the win. So that's that's skiing.
- 44:30That's that's the life of a pirate in Pittsburgh right now,
- 44:34specifically the life of Paul Skeens.
- 44:40Speaking of teams that now we don't need to talk about them
- 44:43again. I feel like we we talked about
- 44:45them recently, but the A's dude, we can revisit the A's if.
- 44:50They my screen. Why, why?
- 44:52Why is things? Is it dark?
- 44:55Did you go dark? This episode is dark it.
- 44:58Kind of is. Let me make sure my battery's
- 45:01not going to die or something. It's on enter.
- 45:07Yeah. All right.
- 45:08Maybe we flip the switch. Hang on a SEC.
- 45:12Do you need to charge your computer?
- 45:14No, I mean, it's plugged in. It's just it's in, it's in one
- 45:17of those outlets that that is connected to the light switch.
- 45:19And when Paige comes in here, she flips up and.
- 45:22She doesn't pay. Attention.
- 45:23Just hang tight. Hey, hey hey, who who's who's?
- 45:29Computer took a crap a couple episodes ago and I had to hold
- 45:32it down for a few few minutes. By myself in the chat.
- 45:36That's fair. That's no.
- 45:37Idea what was going on? That's fair.
- 45:39I'm going to. Can you still hear me?
- 45:44Yeah, yeah, we're good. Good stuff.
- 45:47Now my screen's bright again because my charger's working,
- 45:50see? Just briefly, that's a beautiful
- 45:52thing. Just briefly here, the update on
- 45:55the ABS system. For those wondering, the Commish
- 45:59said Major League Baseball will propose automated Ball Strike
- 46:02challenge system for use at the big league level in 2026.
- 46:12It sounds like it's a very, very realistic possibility in terms
- 46:16of getting it passed. But what's going to serve as a
- 46:21potential deterrent is the pending or the impending rather
- 46:26CBA coming down the road. So I don't know, but it sounds
- 46:32like, it sounds like with the committee that has to make the
- 46:34vote that they have significant support for significant,
- 46:40substantial support for it to pass.
- 46:43So it's it's very much of A possibility that we're getting,
- 46:48we're getting this sooner rather than later.
- 46:51I feel like I should know this but if it's before the CBA this
- 46:57doesn't need the players association to get it passed
- 47:04correct? Like to get it approved.
- 47:08The According to The Athletic, the league office has enough
- 47:15votes on the 11 person committee, which is also made-up
- 47:19of player representatives and one umpire, to push through what
- 47:22it wants. OK, so the committee is a
- 47:24combination of the player association, the umpire union,
- 47:28all kind of meshed in there. Gotcha.
- 47:32OK, good deal. Well, I mean, I'm not surprised.
- 47:34I'm. I was going to say, I thought
- 47:40that maybe the umpires would be like the ones against it, but
- 47:42maybe they're tired of catching heat.
- 47:44Like, you know what? Just tell me.
- 47:46I'm just fine. Yeah.
- 47:49Can I call this from the dugout? Do I have to get back there?
- 47:52You know, I just call balls and strikes from behind the mound,
- 47:56like in high school. Inner squad games.
- 48:00Good old days. Good stuff.
- 48:04I don't. How are you?
- 48:05How do you feel that I don't? I'm on the fence.
- 48:09I did a lot of thinking about the state of the league with its
- 48:13rule changes over this week. Over the weekend as I was
- 48:17reading more about this proposed rule change and I came to the
- 48:22conclusion. I arrived at the conclusion that
- 48:26the one thing I feel like who's to say if this is going to be a
- 48:30win or a miss? I don't know.
- 48:31I'm I'm guessing for if we're talking outcome, sure, I'm I'm
- 48:36I'm sure they're going to nail it.
- 48:37Nail nailed on the head here with this one.
- 48:40But what I'm saying is, is where they missed is getting rid of
- 48:49the four pitch walk. The intentional walk.
- 48:54Yeah, sort of out of left field, but this is one of the things I
- 48:57was thinking about over the weekend where I was like, I
- 48:59because of the, I don't know, you definitely didn't see it,
- 49:03but call it the College softball World Series.
- 49:08Crucial play where they're trying to put somebody on, girl
- 49:13smokes it to the outfield, pivotal play.
- 49:15They go on, they go on to lose the game.
- 49:17Texas Tech goes on to lose the game.
- 49:19And then I was pulling up. This was even before that
- 49:21happened. But late last week, I was
- 49:24pulling up the clip of all right, I didn't pull it out, but
- 49:26I, I came across the clip of, of Miggy's Miggy Miggy in
- 49:30Baltimore. And I'm like, you know, in this
- 49:34in this era where we're trying to save time with, with, you
- 49:39know, limiting mound visits. Where this is the hill you want
- 49:42to die on. Out of all the rule changes,
- 49:45this is the one that you're. No, not the hill that I want to
- 49:49die on, but I think this is 1 hindsight.
- 49:52We can look back and say that this was actually a miss because
- 49:55I mean, how much time are you really saving?
- 49:58How many intentional walks do we really have?
- 50:00Like do we have on average in a Major League game?
- 50:03Yeah, it's a good point. Less than one.
- 50:07And that you're, you're taking away a potentially impactful
- 50:11moment in a game. We've seen, We've seen.
- 50:15And it's like a little yippie, you know what I mean?
- 50:17That's what I'm saying, a little yippie.
- 50:18We've seen balls thrown away, we've seen hitters, we've seen a
- 50:22couple base knocks. Put in the zone, we've seen
- 50:25maybe struggle to get back in the zone towards the next
- 50:28hitter. All right, you talked to me into
- 50:31it. Again, not the hill I want to
- 50:33die on, but as we're talking rule changes, this is one I'm I,
- 50:36I think we can safely say we're, we're, we have enough clearance
- 50:39now. We have enough sample size.
- 50:41Look back and say that was an L. When are when are we getting a a
- 50:45green or orange base in foul territory at first base?
- 50:50When's that coming? I.
- 50:51Don't want to talk about it? When's it coming?
- 50:54Because it all it takes is for one superstar to get their knee
- 50:56blown out for that conversation to get it going again.
- 51:00Because like bust the Buster Posey collision rule wasn't a
- 51:03thing until Buster Posey and MVP goes down and his legs broken.
- 51:08Now they're like rule, right? So I'm just saying we've seen a
- 51:13lot of injuries. We've seen a lot of collisions
- 51:15at first. We've we've already talked about
- 51:18how fundamentals are down in the game.
- 51:21And when it comes to what part of the bag first baseman
- 51:24scramble to what part of the bag are, are the are the pitchers
- 51:28taking correct angles on on them covering first?
- 51:30Like all of those things are starting to come into play.
- 51:33And I'm just saying like we're seeing it in college.
- 51:42I'm not going to say I'm for it, but I I'm struggling to see the
- 51:46point of being against it outside of it looking a little
- 51:53goofy. It's very reasonable take from
- 51:56Nate. I got to say thanks.
- 51:59Kind of catching me off guard with being like, not not
- 52:02necessarily against it, right? Lukewarm take if that room
- 52:10temperature take. Yeah, I don't know.
- 52:15I mean, whatever is just RIP the Band-Aid off.
- 52:17It's it's coming. Why why push this back further?
- 52:20Like just just implement it next year and not have this be an
- 52:24added layer to the what's already going to be a
- 52:27contentious CBA. This is what bugs me is that I
- 52:30just, I feel like, like they ease into rules and it's like
- 52:331/2 rule. So I agree with you just like
- 52:36just do it, you know? And it's kind of how I feel
- 52:41about the ABS system and the challenges and everything.
- 52:44It's like it's a half rule, like you're you're wanting to
- 52:47implement it but you're too scared to do the whole thing.
- 52:55We we've already talked about this at length in prior
- 52:58episodes, so we don't need to talk about it again.
- 52:59But I again, the one of my bigger takeaways is just the
- 53:03impact it's going to have on the art of catching.
- 53:05And you can speak to that a little bit more, but it's
- 53:07terrible. It's already we're crap.
- 53:10We're just, we're, we're dumbing the game down to the point where
- 53:16it's just not going to be an enjoyable product to watch.
- 53:19It's going to be, it's going to lack so much nuance.
- 53:22Like we're, we're, we are eliminating so much nuance to
- 53:26the game to make it so that it can be consumed by 9 out of 10
- 53:32people. But here's the thing.
- 53:35Seven out of those people don't care.
- 53:37Exactly. Seven out of seven of those nine
- 53:40don't care. I I'm with you pal, I do agree
- 53:45and I think that's what like getting back to the philosophies
- 53:52thing like catching is bad and like no one seems to care about
- 53:5690 feet being given up regularly all the time.
- 54:01I I remember watching games and like maybe seeing one pass ball.
- 54:09It's rare, it's rare to have less it it's it's rare to just
- 54:14have one per game. You see a lot more than that.
- 54:18It's bad all the steal low strikes.
- 54:21So maybe that is a trade off with a BS A/B S system, by the
- 54:25way, like maybe that is of like, hey, or maybe just when it
- 54:29becomes fully automated and not challengeable, it's just fully
- 54:33automated strike zone. You're like, now that this
- 54:36catcher is no longer working on that part, maybe they can
- 54:39actually block baseballs and not get stolen on constantly.
- 54:46Maybe that, I don't know. It's a weird thing.
- 54:50We always talk about the ripple effect of of these rules being
- 54:53implemented. So I'm just we'll see.
- 54:58We'll see. We'll also see when Bryce
- 55:02Harper's going to return our sweet Prince put on the 10 day.
- 55:06Wrote me into this hour. Put on the 10 day shelf.
- 55:11Is your. Sweet Prince put on the put on
- 55:15put on the 10 day it. Was just.
- 55:20It was just our. Prince No is a our sweet, our
- 55:24sweet Prince Bryce on the shelf for 10 days I think.
- 55:29I think it's retroactive to the 6:00, but that doesn't really
- 55:32make me feel any better. Right wrist inflammation?
- 55:36I think he was quoted I. Need you to change your your
- 55:38fantasy team name? I think he was That's a great
- 55:43that's a well, I mean, to be fair, Barista Bryce Coffee Co is
- 55:46a great. I I take good pride in that
- 55:49name. That's a that's a strong name,
- 55:50but I love it. Our sweet Prince is a good is a
- 55:55good alternative. These fans hate this episode, by
- 56:01the way. Now they're, they're enjoying
- 56:04the misery loves, loves company. They, they're, they're enjoying.
- 56:09You know, sometimes, sometimes you get joy.
- 56:15You find positivity in rallying with other people to just pick
- 56:21apart why your team sucks. It's like we need to stop
- 56:25pretending. We need to.
- 56:26We need to call a spade a spade. Yeah, Like, let's stop the game.
- 56:30Let's try, let's stop trying to like prop up this team to be to
- 56:34be more than something it is because it's not.
- 56:38I I think that's where Braves fans are at right now.
- 56:40Like we've got, we've got guys in our fantasy league who are
- 56:43like, burn it down like. Hit the reset button.
- 56:49But yeah, Bryce was quoted either today or yesterday as
- 56:51saying like, he can't, he can't really function on a baseball
- 56:54field right now, can't hit a ball.
- 56:57So not sure when when the Phillies are going to get that
- 57:01back, which they kind of need because they kind of suck right
- 57:07now. I mean, like, as I mentioned,
- 57:09they just gave the Pirates their first three-game win streak of
- 57:13the season. They got swept out of
- 57:15Pittsburgh. That's not good.
- 57:18Didn't didn't. Did you see JT miss like 3 or 4
- 57:22games from taking a Nutter butter foul tip?
- 57:24I did see that, yeah. Yeah, Bro was out for a minute.
- 57:27He was. He was out for days.
- 57:30Under Hey, understood. It's crazy, understood.
- 57:32There's some weird stuff going on.
- 57:37Speaking of weird stuff, last thing I got here, did you by
- 57:40chance see the that Dodgers ballpark meal floating around?
- 57:45I don't know if they've had it all year or if this is like a
- 57:47recent addition to their menu, but they've got a 16 inch fully
- 57:52loaded hot dog that comes with a pound of fries.
- 58:00Let me see. So the whole family eats.
- 58:01Is that a $50 meal? That's 50 bucks all day.
- 58:06Hold on. It's no less than, it's no less
- 58:12than $38. Let me.
- 58:17Hold on, I need to. It's my final guess.
- 58:19I'm going to get this image up on the for those you watch on
- 58:23YouTube. Let me get this.
- 58:25Let me get this up here on the screen.
- 58:28That's what we're working with. That's gross man.
- 58:32Let me get a bun that's long enough for it.
- 58:34It's just. No, I I disagree.
- 58:37I think having an an unnecessary, A comically long
- 58:41hot dog, and a bun that doesn't fit really just adds to the.
- 58:45The novel fight sucks, and so does The Last Bite.
- 58:49Yeah, you're getting nothing, nothing but Weiner in those
- 58:51couple of bites. I'm not eating that.
- 58:54Can we find a price? I'm hold on.
- 58:59I need to know. Let's see.
- 59:02Do you like that, that line by the way, are you taking over
- 59:04under on that 38? I'll go 3899.
- 59:08Wow, hold on, run that back one more time. 3899, that's my line.
- 59:15It's called the Slugger. OK. 16 inch fully loaded glizzy
- 59:23as it says here with a pound of fries for 3999.
- 59:27Hey. That's a solid gas right there.
- 59:32That's phenomenal with two fried potatoes. 2 That's a lot of
- 59:38fries. You're getting a frozen a pre
- 59:43frozen Weiner with A2 small bun and a couple potatoes.
- 59:48Corn and sour crema on top What? Do we got fully loaded man
- 59:54calling it the slugger? We could say fully loaded as
- 59:58much as we want, but like, oh, that reminds me dude, I saw
- 1:00:02something the other day and it was the most genius thing and I
- 1:00:06I thought of you when. When you go to get it like a
- 1:00:09regular hot dog, not this nonsense, would you get a
- 1:00:11regular? Hot dog, I would eat this by the
- 1:00:13way I like. I would buy this just to say I
- 1:00:14did. I just want that on record.
- 1:00:16I would. I would eat this.
- 1:00:19I probably would too. Yeah, we can.
- 1:00:22Come on. But when you get like a regular
- 1:00:24hot dog at the concession stand and you know they have like the
- 1:00:28island of condiments, like out of the wine, right?
- 1:00:31Like you get your dog, you walk over there, put your stuff on
- 1:00:34it, right? This video, you know, it's just
- 1:00:36wrapped in foil. Simple, basic, cheap hot dog.
- 1:00:41Yeah, right. It's not in a container.
- 1:00:42It's foil. You get it, you load it up.
- 1:00:46But you don't want, if you close the foil and you got all the
- 1:00:49mustard and, and whatever you put on it all over the inside of
- 1:00:52that foil and off the dog now, right?
- 1:00:55This genius is just, you see this video of them walking up,
- 1:00:59they put it on there. All they do is just spin the hot
- 1:01:01dog upside down. Foil.
- 1:01:04Done now you don't have all the condiments inside that that foil
- 1:01:08all they did was just spin it in the in the bun and I was like
- 1:01:11how how are we just walking about life not using all of
- 1:01:19what's going on up top because I've never thought of that How
- 1:01:23how am I how we just how am I able to tie my shoes in the
- 1:01:27morning? You think I'm not able to just
- 1:01:31clearly think of this on my own? You think ChatGPT is going to
- 1:01:34make this any easier? I think I'm getting Dumber every
- 1:01:38day, That's what I think. Lot more smooth brains out there
- 1:01:43today than there were yesterday, I'll tell you that.
- 1:01:45Yeah, just saying. Anyway on that?
- 1:01:48It's a smart move though. Can we?
- 1:01:50Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure, for sure.
- 1:01:52Can we tip the cap there? Did you?
- 1:01:54Have you thought of that move before?
- 1:01:57Well, I'm the wrong guy to ask because I'm, I'm a ketchup only
- 1:01:59guy. So I'm, I'm not really losing.
- 1:02:01I'm not losing much anyway. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:02:03But like a little, a little ketchup on the foil is not going
- 1:02:05to not going to kill me. In fact, it's probably better
- 1:02:07because there's probably a good chance I'm putting too much, too
- 1:02:10much ketchup on the dog anyway. So really the the foil is doing
- 1:02:13me a solid by, you know, reducing the ratio a little bit,
- 1:02:18but. It's wild.
- 1:02:20Just get back to the days of packets.
- 1:02:22Just give me my packets and I'll walk back to my seat.
- 1:02:25You know, I'll do the deed myself.
- 1:02:26It's probably not great for the environment.
- 1:02:30We need to start researching what our menu is looking like
- 1:02:34for the All Star game, by the way, because I'd like to plan
- 1:02:36that meal out. I'd like to know what
- 1:02:37concessions to go to. I'd like to know where to go.
- 1:02:42Yeah, we're going to have to fuel ourselves adequately
- 1:02:45because it's going to be a heck of a four days.
- 1:02:52We we need like when we get there, I think we should find
- 1:02:54like a salad and go just to get like some greens in our system
- 1:02:58before you know. Yeah, we can't be.
- 1:03:03I say this. I already know how it's going to
- 1:03:05go. But I know exactly.
- 1:03:07In an ideal world, we need to not be idiots like we were at
- 1:03:11the World Baseball Classic. But I would argue this probably
- 1:03:14going to be worse. Could be.
- 1:03:17And we're going, we're, we're hitting the Deep South like you
- 1:03:19think the food there is going to have any element of, of, of
- 1:03:24healthiness to it. No, and it's not World Baseball
- 1:03:26Classic like I was still coming home to Paige.
- 1:03:31You and I are just off the leash.
- 1:03:33We've been. We've been unleashed.
- 1:03:35We're on our own in. The Deep South.
- 1:03:38We're on our own with the rental car.
- 1:03:39Are you kidding me? We literally could go anywhere
- 1:03:43we want. We could go to Waffle House 4
- 1:03:45nights in a row if we really wanted to.
- 1:03:47We will go to Waffle House one night for sure.
- 1:03:49Shake on it. You really want to do that?
- 1:03:56Can't see why not, feel like it's better there.
- 1:03:59I'm not a Big Breakfast guy though.
- 1:04:02Well, that's why you go late at night.
- 1:04:05It's it's not about the time of breakfast.
- 1:04:08I think breakfast food is overrated.
- 1:04:10That was that's a crazy take. I mean, it's not my favorite
- 1:04:16meal, but that's still a crazy take.
- 1:04:18It's my least favorite meal, hands down.
- 1:04:21That that's even crazier take. It was in the chat demanded that
- 1:04:25we film banter at the Waffle House.
- 1:04:27I feel like I feel like AI feel like I feel like AI feel like a
- 1:04:32Waffle House chapter on the on the vlog would would do.
- 1:04:38I would do well. I feel like the people that work
- 1:04:40at Waffle House have put up with and seen so much that they're
- 1:04:46just numb to whatever occurs. Yeah, like, oh, there's two guys
- 1:04:50over there recording a podcast. Cool.
- 1:04:52Sounds great as long as the hip well wish.
- 1:04:54Yeah, I wish I could, you know, wish I could go over and say
- 1:04:57hey, but I got to go break up this fight between 171745 year
- 1:05:02olds. Yeah, yeah, that's nuts.
- 1:05:09Maybe we don't, but my crazy, I don't.
- 1:05:13I could be totally wrong on this, and I know you're not.
- 1:05:16I feel all over the place. The fact that we're bringing up
- 1:05:20McDonald's back-to-back episodes, I'm sorry, but.
- 1:05:23We. Me.
- 1:05:26It's me, it's me. You wrote me into the Bryce
- 1:05:31Sweet Prince thing. So I'm hoping McDonald's thing,
- 1:05:35it's payback. We were, we were struggling a
- 1:05:40little bit this morning, not going to lie.
- 1:05:42Didn't get to bed till 11. I had some bourbon on this boat.
- 1:05:47So it was a difficult morning. But we're getting on the road.
- 1:05:52Paige is like, I need a hash brown.
- 1:05:54Like I just I need a hash brown. I can see where this is going.
- 1:05:57So I'm like, OK, so let's get out of town a little bit, let's
- 1:06:01get on the road a little bit, and then we'll head to
- 1:06:02McDonald's. Head to McDonald's.
- 1:06:06I hadn't been there for breakfast in a while.
- 1:06:07I normally go with the MC Griddle.
- 1:06:10That's I like that one where it's the little pancakes, bacon
- 1:06:16and bacon, egg and cheese, MC Griddle.
- 1:06:18Those are nice, however I wasn't aware that they had a bagel.
- 1:06:29Have you seen bagel options in the McDonald's in your area?
- 1:06:33Dude, it's all I get. The bacon, egg and cheese on a
- 1:06:36bagel? I have no idea.
- 1:06:38Elite. I had it this morning.
- 1:06:44It'll change your life. Hands down the worst bagel I've
- 1:06:49ever had. That's crazy.
- 1:06:53It was Kyle. I'm telling you right now,
- 1:06:57that's crazy. That's big.
- 1:06:59It looked like a like a fake play big like like, you know
- 1:07:04when you you're going through an open house and they put a bowl
- 1:07:07of fake fruit on the on the counter.
- 1:07:09That's what the this was the fake one.
- 1:07:12They pulled out whatever bagel from whatever section of that
- 1:07:17McDonald it was. I had two bites and I had to
- 1:07:20throw it away. It was like 12 bucks.
- 1:07:22Can you tell me, can you, can you drop me a pin and send it to
- 1:07:25me so I can go pick that up? It's.
- 1:07:27In the it's across the street in the Valero trash can, which by
- 1:07:32the way. As.
- 1:07:33I'm filling up gas, someone comes up and starts digging into
- 1:07:36each trash can at the Valero too.
- 1:07:38So California. Not one of my favorite places
- 1:07:41personally, but I had no idea that there were bagel.
- 1:07:44I've never seen a bagel anything at McDonald's before, but I can
- 1:07:52promise you I'll never be eating that again.
- 1:07:55That's crazy. Ever.
- 1:07:57Oh, look, I'm not sitting here saying it's the greatest bagel
- 1:07:59I've ever had because I'm I'm seeing that I'm taking shots in
- 1:08:02the chat and I'm not even going to do them the I'm not even
- 1:08:05going to do them the service of putting them in the chat, but.
- 1:08:08I'll do it. No.
- 1:08:09No, it's not the greatest bagel I've ever had, but I love a good
- 1:08:15I love a good McDonald's bacon, egg, and cheese.
- 1:08:19I. I'll go ahead and.
- 1:08:22I say that. Right now.
- 1:08:24I mean, I, I know bagels, man. Bagel.
- 1:08:28That's a top five food for me. I could have a bagel every day
- 1:08:30if it if it didn't. As could I.
- 1:08:32If it didn't, you know, didn't hurt so much or stop everything
- 1:08:40so much. But the yeah, the McDonald's 1
- 1:08:45is not it. I know we're running long here,
- 1:08:47but I'm I'm out of baseball content, so I.
- 1:08:49Cannot. I can't believe I I thought
- 1:08:51you're really building me up. Honestly, I thought where you
- 1:08:54were going to take that as I had this great bacon, egg and cheese
- 1:08:58on a bagel, but Can you believe the prices of the hash Browns at
- 1:09:02McDonald's? And I was going to be like, yes,
- 1:09:04Nate, it's crazy, isn't it? And then you just stop me dead
- 1:09:07in my tracks as I'm thinking through that and you hit me with
- 1:09:10literally the worst. I would rather eat garbage out
- 1:09:13of the Valero trash can than the bagel that I just put in there.
- 1:09:161,000,000 percent, 1,000,000% Insane.
- 1:09:20I was, I was in, I was in rough shape and I needed it in it in
- 1:09:24the cheese could couldn't be more fresh out of the plastic
- 1:09:29and not melted. It was.
- 1:09:32Yeah, I'll give you that. I'll I'll give you that.
- 1:09:36Please melt that the. And I, I will say the egg on
- 1:09:40those things does look and taste at times like a sponge, but when
- 1:09:45you put it, when you put it all together, it's somehow it works.
- 1:09:49Freaked out, man, I got freaked out.
- 1:09:51Paige got the two burritos meal. Oh yeah, classic.
- 1:09:55I think of burritos when I think of.
- 1:09:57McDonald's, right? She loves them.
- 1:09:59I'm like, those are disgusting. That's crazy.
- 1:10:01And she was like, you can have my other burrito if you want.
- 1:10:03I'm like. They're bringing the snack snack
- 1:10:05crabs back. Took a bite of it and that I was
- 1:10:08like I'm out, I'm out. I'm all done with eggs from
- 1:10:11here. Not doing it.
- 1:10:13So breakfast food overrated. That's where I'm at and it was
- 1:10:17solidified this morning. Outside of bagels.
- 1:10:20Dude, the hash. Real bagels.
- 1:10:22The hash Browns at McDonald's. Going back to my original point,
- 1:10:26it's like 350 for one. It used to be two for a dollar.
- 1:10:32I know. Have we?
- 1:10:35We've talked about their potatoes, right?
- 1:10:37McDonald's potatoes. I don't.
- 1:10:39You don't need to tell me whatever you're about to tell
- 1:10:40me. You don't want to.
- 1:10:42Know honestly at this point. The farm have I told you about
- 1:10:45like with their farms? You just want to keep talking
- 1:10:48until we get to the top of the night to see if the Braves get
- 1:10:50swept. Yeah, let's do it.
- 1:10:52I'm in. It's 431 more floors is up at
- 1:10:55the moment 4/3. Let's try and pull it off I
- 1:10:59guess. Yeah, the where are we at?
- 1:11:03The Farm. The farm, you haven't told you
- 1:11:06this yet? No, apparently the farms, the
- 1:11:11McDonald's farms where they like grow their potatoes is sprayed
- 1:11:17with like a pesticide or something that the farm, the
- 1:11:22farmer can't go on the farm for two weeks after it's sprayed the
- 1:11:28farmer. It's like a hazmat zone.
- 1:11:33It's insane. I'm I'm going to confirm this.
- 1:11:38Look it up, man. Look it up.
- 1:11:42Anyway, when the floor is flies out, we're so we need to
- 1:11:48basically we need a little rally in the top of the ninth from the
- 1:11:51Bravos here. And I mean, it's not like it's
- 1:11:57not like a crazy thing like the giants aren't a bad team.
- 1:12:00It's just the fact that this helps.
- 1:12:03No, it just, it just helps solidify just Yeah, just to
- 1:12:07solidify here. Yeah, No, we don't actually have
- 1:12:11to make it unless you want to try.
- 1:12:13But I'm good the I'm looking. Some concerns have been raised
- 1:12:18regarding the use of hazardous materials, specifically
- 1:12:22pesticides, in the agricultural practices of farms that supply
- 1:12:25products to McDonald's. Yep, told you I learned it.
- 1:12:36Let's look up Braves. Wait, Truest.
- 1:12:40However, this claim is not true in the UKEU or US where the use
- 1:12:45of this pesticide has been banned for years.
- 1:12:49Yeah, because we're, yeah, No, we're, we're all about not using
- 1:12:54pesticides here. Groups like the Toxic Taters
- 1:12:59Coalition advocate for McDonald's to require potato
- 1:13:02suppliers to reduce the use of harmful pesticides and to
- 1:13:05disclose info about the chemicals used on their crops.
- 1:13:10I'm looking at Truest. Come for the baseball, stay for
- 1:13:13the McDonald's potatoes talk. Exactly, I'm looking at the
- 1:13:18Braves truest concessions. They have a meatloaf sandwich
- 1:13:25over at the 8/18/71 grill. That could be interesting, no?
- 1:13:38Here's the thing, though, are they going to change it now that
- 1:13:42that'd probably be too much? Like you don't think they're
- 1:13:44going to have a special like special concessions for the All
- 1:13:47Star game, right? Do you think they're just
- 1:13:49rolling out the Braves, the typical Braves concessions?
- 1:13:52You remember what Chase did to us during the WBC?
- 1:13:55It was nuts. What?
- 1:13:58It was just D back dogs everywhere.
- 1:14:00That's what. But that's what that's what I'm
- 1:14:02saying, is that what the Braves are going to do?
- 1:14:04Like I feel like it. I wonder if some of these places
- 1:14:07just don't don't pump out the goods and it's just like.
- 1:14:11They're just going to hit us. They're going to hit us with the
- 1:14:14standard Braves brat or something.
- 1:14:16Yeah, yeah. Or rather, we got ice cream at a
- 1:14:22game, by the way. I could.
- 1:14:26The World Baseball Classic. Yeah, scoop balls.
- 1:14:29I told you I went downhill, right?
- 1:14:30Don't say that. Don't put that out there.
- 1:14:32Terrible. I'm looking at the Braves
- 1:14:35concession guide right now. A full rack of in house smoked
- 1:14:39pork spare ribs. Just looking at that.
- 1:14:42Molasses, baked beans, jalapeno bacon, macaroni and cheese,
- 1:14:46coleslaw and a southern style honey butter biscuits.
- 1:14:49We're not the carvery the carvery carvery.
- 1:14:52We're not. We're not returning from this
- 1:14:56All Star break under 125% of our weight.
- 1:15:03I don't feel great about the what plumbing is going to be at
- 1:15:09our hotel. The loaded brisket, Mac and
- 1:15:12cheese could could do some things.
- 1:15:17Of course. The Chick-fil-A in there, by the
- 1:15:19way. I'm not going to Chick-fil-A in
- 1:15:22Atlanta like I I, I'm. Just saying, of course there's
- 1:15:24one there. No, no, for sure.
- 1:15:26But and like I get, yeah, that's like we're that's chick-fil-A's
- 1:15:29hub. I understand, but I'm not
- 1:15:31wasting a meal. Coops champion chicken, in fact.
- 1:15:36In fact, I pose you I I present to you this challenge.
- 1:15:41How about we not do a single meal while we're there at?
- 1:15:47That's a chain. Any sort of chain.
- 1:15:52We balling on a budget or not 'cause that doesn't sound.
- 1:15:54Like a budget. Just kidding, I spent $30 on
- 1:15:59McDonald's breakfast this morning, so clearly chains
- 1:16:01aren't the way to go. And it was worth it.
- 1:16:03No the well you didn't use the app.
- 1:16:06That was your first mistake. Our first mistake was getting
- 1:16:08that Dang bagel. The the plan I think is to just
- 1:16:17roll with PB and JS for like to to to hold us over, maybe do a
- 1:16:22little grocery run when we first get there.
- 1:16:25Hey, I don't hate that. Just get a box of Uncrustables.
- 1:16:29There you go. Yeah, hold us over.
- 1:16:30And then we really ball out for our for our, our, our big meals
- 1:16:34because you said you're not even a breakfast guy anyway.
- 1:16:36I can have something to hold me over Hotel.
- 1:16:38Then we really, you keep saying hotel.
- 1:16:41We're not staying at a hotel. We're balling ball out for like,
- 1:16:45yeah, ball out for like some, some, some big dinners.
- 1:16:50Can you text me the Airbnb? Sure, I want to do a little
- 1:16:54Recon. See how many bathrooms there
- 1:16:55are. We're we're, we're 15 minutes
- 1:17:00from the park. Dude, you just, you just do all
- 1:17:05the work, man. You just.
- 1:17:06Do I've been putting some, I've been putting so much work into
- 1:17:11this that Meredith's getting mad at me that I'm not.
- 1:17:14I'm not diverting this energy towards planning a trip for her
- 1:17:16and I she's like enough with the All Star game trip planning.
- 1:17:20That's tough. Figure out a place for us to go
- 1:17:22this summer. I said I'm sorry but I just have
- 1:17:25to do this. This is all the more all the
- 1:17:30more feeding that narrative that our group chat has that
- 1:17:34basically in another another marriage old.
- 1:17:37Old married couple, let's see here.
- 1:17:48I want to know who's going to be at the All Star game 'cause I'm
- 1:17:51I'm trying to meet up with some folks.
- 1:17:53I'd be, I'd be totally down 'cause we're going to, we're
- 1:17:56like, we're definitely going to be making our rounds to the, the
- 1:18:00memorabilia shops, dude, but. I'm so I'm I told you this, I'm
- 1:18:07don't mean to say that I'm like almost I'm the same amount of
- 1:18:11excited. Which I'm a little offended, you
- 1:18:15know, the workout, the work I've been talking about, this work
- 1:18:17that I've been putting in for this trip.
- 1:18:18I'm I'm a little offended that your memorabilia shop runs are
- 1:18:23bringing you more excitement than sorry.
- 1:18:25Than the game that is Airbnb. All right, I'm going to see.
- 1:18:29Don't go docs in US. I'm still scrolling, by the way.
- 1:18:34There's a lot of concession options at Truist.
- 1:18:39Don't go doxing us here. I'm going to send you the I'll
- 1:18:44send you the the info. Don't go doxing us.
- 1:18:48What does that mean? Don't go putting our address out
- 1:18:51there. I don't need people.
- 1:18:53I don't need people knowing where we're staying for the All
- 1:18:55Star game. All right, Chappie, can we
- 1:19:00figure out this hand situation? We got to move on.
- 1:19:05Yeah, you're out. Get out of here.
- 1:19:08Big, big yard here. This place.
- 1:19:12Yeah, we can play like 1V1 kickball if you want.
- 1:19:16Do you have? I don't know why that image is
- 1:19:21funny. Why?
- 1:19:21Do you, why did you just send me the address or do you have like
- 1:19:25an actual Airbnb link or are we just knocking on this person's
- 1:19:28door when we get there? Like, oh, I thought you just
- 1:19:30wanted like the the address for like proximity.
- 1:19:32Do you want the actual I? I'll send you the.
- 1:19:35I need the photos. I'll send you the thing.
- 1:19:37I want to see what's going on on the inside there.
- 1:19:40Oh, in the chat throat take woof of all.
- 1:19:42I actually had the, I had the idea to do, to do like a little
- 1:19:47like a little Derby or something, see who still got it,
- 1:19:50you know? I know I don't.
- 1:19:55Well, I don't either, which is what makes it great.
- 1:19:58Which could make it worse. Little little known secret by
- 1:20:01the way is that like anytime Wiffle ball comes around and and
- 1:20:08I'm like the baseball player. If you're playing with like non
- 1:20:12baseball people just go lefty and be like.
- 1:20:17Don't worry guys, I'll go lefty. We'll we'll even things out a
- 1:20:19little bit. And then if you succeed, you're
- 1:20:22like, they're like, whoa, baseball guy through and
- 1:20:25through. He's obviously good enough to go
- 1:20:28lefty. And then if you fail, you're
- 1:20:30like, This is why I'm doing lefty.
- 1:20:32Trying to balance it out a little bit.
- 1:20:34See, there's some logic to it. Yeah, dude, we could, we could,
- 1:20:39we could, we could do a little Derby or something.
- 1:20:45I'm down. Do you think this memorabilia
- 1:20:49shop will have the the Big Mac bat and then we get a tennis
- 1:20:52ball and really, really lay into some balls there?
- 1:20:56I mean, we could just, we could Amazon one in.
- 1:20:59Honestly, that's a good question.
- 1:21:02Let me, yeah, let me see. I bet you they're on like eBay
- 1:21:07for $1000. No, you could find you could
- 1:21:11find some. Oh, here we go.
- 1:21:14You're sending me error links. You get, Oh my goodness, dude,
- 1:21:20you got to. You can look you can here.
- 1:21:25Oops, an unknown error occurred. All blank.
- 1:21:28All right, that's on to you here.
- 1:21:31You know what? What do you think about this?
- 1:21:33What do you think about? What do you think about getting
- 1:21:38one of these? That's not the right thing.
- 1:21:40Get off here. What do you think about adding
- 1:21:42one of these? What do you think about getting
- 1:21:43one of these? I'm going to struggle if that is
- 1:21:46like if that if the Dodger dog is longer than that, I'm.
- 1:21:55Going to that's fair. That's fair.
- 1:21:57I don't dude. I don't think bro, they really
- 1:22:02have an axe bat, wiffle ball bat.
- 1:22:05Are you kidding me? How serious do people get about
- 1:22:08wiffle ball? I've always wanted to play stick
- 1:22:12ball. Now, dude, we just, we got to go
- 1:22:15classic. We got to get, we got to go.
- 1:22:18Classic thin yellow stick. I'm in.
- 1:22:24Let's do. It I mean, that's that's as as
- 1:22:27American as it gets well behind the Big Mac, the the, the Big
- 1:22:30Mac attack bat. Yeah, run it back, dude.
- 1:22:37We haven't done that since we were kids in your backyard, man.
- 1:22:43It's been a minute. I just that sad thought of that,
- 1:22:46like what's the thing that like people put on social media where
- 1:22:50it's like. You went out and hit.
- 1:22:52Plays like the last time you. Didn't the last time.
- 1:22:54Didn't even know it. All right, here you go.
- 1:22:57Here's. Our enter a couple broken 30
- 1:23:00somethings that are going to try and run it back now it's not the
- 1:23:07last time. There's people, there's people
- 1:23:10that are watching this live stream right now that see this
- 1:23:13picture pulled up and they're like, are we, are we talking
- 1:23:17wiffle balls? Just.
- 1:23:17Joined in What are we? What?
- 1:23:19Are what are we doing here? Oh nice, nice.
- 1:23:23This looks like a good situation.
- 1:23:25I Hey, priest. Great job.
- 1:23:28Priest 15 minutes from the park. I see one toilet.
- 1:23:35I believe we each have our own. That's what you want.
- 1:23:39It said too bad, too bad, because hey, I know you're a
- 1:23:42bougie traveller, dude, you, you wouldn't, maybe you wouldn't
- 1:23:45tell me that directly, but you've said things over the
- 1:23:47years from like, OK, that reminds me speaking.
- 1:23:50Of which I put 0 effort into booking a hotel for this weekend
- 1:23:55in California. Big mistake.
- 1:23:57The sketchiest hotel you've ever stayed in bro.
- 1:24:02Like walk in the door lights are flickering.
- 1:24:06It was insane. Come on man, you can't do that.
- 1:24:09Ozzy Alby's with a knock. You can't do that with your
- 1:24:12bride, man. You got to make sure she's taken
- 1:24:15care of. If we're if it's just us, we
- 1:24:16can. I think we can hold our own if.
- 1:24:19She wasn't thrilled. She wasn't.
- 1:24:21It was bad. Yeah, that's, that's not good.
- 1:24:24You're going to have to make it up.
- 1:24:27It was like a motel. Yeah, that's.
- 1:24:29It was. It was a motel.
- 1:24:31It was a Ramada. OK, that.
- 1:24:33No, no, no sympathy for you. It was like 1.7 miles from the
- 1:24:39from the docks of the luxury suite thing that we did or a
- 1:24:44luxury cruise thing. So yeah, it was not great.
- 1:24:51But I was like, it's one night, we're just sleeping.
- 1:24:53Like we're not spending any time in here.
- 1:24:56I got yeah, I'm talking about that for a while.
- 1:24:59Yeah, that doesn't help anything it.
- 1:25:01Was it was it was such a budgetary move and I was like a
- 1:25:06mile away. 200 bucks do it. The the pictures the pictures
- 1:25:13not bad of. Course they're not.
- 1:25:15It's professionally done on a website. 8.2 stars on on
- 1:25:19hotels.com. So who's really?
- 1:25:23Who's really getting bamboozled here?
- 1:25:26You know what I mean? I.
- 1:25:28I'll tell you who's getting bamboozled.
- 1:25:30Josh in the chat says what up. Lovely to join in the live Josh,
- 1:25:33you're in for a real treat. We're we're out of stuff, man.
- 1:25:36We're just. Go back and yeah, we're just
- 1:25:38waiting out this Giants Braves game, see if the.
- 1:25:41Braves get swept. But literally for the last like
- 1:25:4325 minutes, I think we've been talking everything between
- 1:25:46McDonald's bagels to wiffle ball bats, so.
- 1:25:52Dom Smith is a giant. When did that happen?
- 1:25:55Yeah, he got, he got, he got DFA.
- 1:25:58Well, that was a a response to DFA and Lamont Wade.
- 1:26:02That's what I was going to say. They DFA Lamont Wade for this
- 1:26:05for Dom Smith. Hey, hey, no disrespect.
- 1:26:11Some disrespect. Some some disrespect, all right,
- 1:26:15one out to go one out while we while we wait out this Braves
- 1:26:19loss. Tough punch out call there on
- 1:26:22Doogie. Yeah, it's Doogie.
- 1:26:24Yeah, by the way, we we tried to warn all the Braves fans of what
- 1:26:29what this was going to be. We started off hot and we were
- 1:26:32like, just wait. I think, I think Braves fans
- 1:26:35knew going back to this, going back to this trip.
- 1:26:44Any other ideas? Any other ideas?
- 1:26:48For some extracurriculars, Not not not a new idea, just to
- 1:26:53build off of the wiffle ball idea.
- 1:26:54I as far as what, what's it called?
- 1:27:00What do? What do you make Like the video?
- 1:27:04What's that called? Like that I do for the trips,
- 1:27:07for the blogs, the blog. See, I told you guys I do
- 1:27:12nothing. I just show up and talk.
- 1:27:15Let's not Amazon it. Let's go to let's go to Walmart,
- 1:27:18man. Let's go to Walmart down there
- 1:27:19and like go shop it and go buy it.
- 1:27:22I think that really adds to the vlog.
- 1:27:25That's fair. You know.
- 1:27:27That's fair. Like it, we can't just Amazon
- 1:27:29it. We got to go.
- 1:27:30We got to go earn this thing and.
- 1:27:31Then we got to go fine, we got to go track down some waffle
- 1:27:34balls. Well, that there, that's another
- 1:27:36question. Hacks in in the store.
- 1:27:38Yeah, that's a well, that's another question.
- 1:27:40Do you want to get like the practice golf ball, wiffle balls
- 1:27:45or do you want to go just like full full red blooded American
- 1:27:48wiffle ball I. Mean it's up to you.
- 1:27:50You do have the power of editing, so people aren't going
- 1:27:53to know how many whiffs it took to get to contact.
- 1:27:57Oh, I'll. Make it There's the sweep.
- 1:28:00I'll make it known. That's so rude.
- 1:28:16Shout out Braves. Hey, we made it.
- 1:28:18I didn't think we'd see I would I didn't think we'd be able to
- 1:28:21make it to the end of this game. But we talked about talked about
- 1:28:24hash Browns, talked about Amazon.
- 1:28:28We covered it all here. Gave the people what they little
- 1:28:31bit of entertainment at the end. Let's watch, let's watch, let's
- 1:28:38watch like maybe like a baseball movie while we're there.
- 1:28:42Not that that adds adds to the vlog, but like maybe we we run
- 1:28:47like a Sandlot that night we get in.
- 1:28:50You know what I mean? Sit down, sit down with some
- 1:28:55some yummy food, some grub, watch a Sandlot.
- 1:28:59I might bring my Game Boy by the way.
- 1:29:02What do you think of that? What do you think of that?
- 1:29:05I. Could bring that, I could bring
- 1:29:07the switch play a little. If we're really trying to turn
- 1:29:12back the clock feel like my way but.
- 1:29:15OK, well how am I going to play? How am I going to play a one
- 1:29:18person? How am I going to play you in a
- 1:29:19one person Game Boy game? I used to have backyard
- 1:29:23baseball. I don't know what happened.
- 1:29:24To I got, did I tell you I got backyard baseball on, on mobile?
- 1:29:28Remember how we talked about it when, when they, when they
- 1:29:30announced that they were bringing backyard baseball back?
- 1:29:32I said when it comes out on mobile, it's game over and it
- 1:29:36went on sale. It went on sale over Memorial
- 1:29:38Day for $0.99 and I was like done.
- 1:29:42And I've been playing it every day.
- 1:29:45I am, I mean, there's few times in this podcast life that I'm
- 1:29:51I've been, I've been mad at you and this is one of them.
- 1:29:54I'm not thrilled that you're just leaving your Co host in the
- 1:29:57dark about this discovery. It's long past Memorial Day and
- 1:30:03I. Don't.
- 1:30:05Believe that deal is still available, is it?
- 1:30:08Let's let's check. It's probably back to $5.
- 1:30:11That's insane. It's it's worth it though I
- 1:30:14might still buy it. Yeah, actually I can't tell how
- 1:30:17much it is because I bought it. So all it says is open the app.
- 1:30:21I'll check it out. Backyard Baseball, 490-9499.
- 1:30:27Shut up, you got a free trip to Cabo.
- 1:30:31I think you can spare $5 for the greatest game outside of MVPO 5.
- 1:30:36Which by the way, you know what? This is a weird episode.
- 1:30:39I'm just going to keep it going. Let's talk.
- 1:30:41Let's talk my MVPO 5 dynasty real quick.
- 1:30:47I no, I haven't. I'm Owen.
- 1:30:53Owen 7 I believe I'm averaging one run a game, no O and eight
- 1:31:02I'm averaging a run a game. And Nolan Ryan has an ERA of 8 /
- 1:31:082 starts. So that's kind of where I'm at
- 1:31:12the the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, as it were.
- 1:31:15How how many controller tosses are we at so far?
- 1:31:21The most I know you're not an angry guy, you're not going to
- 1:31:24launch, but I. I'm not actually throwing a toss
- 1:31:27down. Oh, the toss.
- 1:31:27I had that yesterday. I said I can't.
- 1:31:29I literally like I'm getting if because if you were calling that
- 1:31:34game, you've got your hot, like you've got your strike zone as a
- 1:31:36hitter and it it marks where your hot, your hot zones are,
- 1:31:40your cold zones are I'm getting pitches like middle, middle in
- 1:31:45the red and I've got Ken Griffey junior like fouling, fouling out
- 1:31:50to the third baseman. It's like if if I can't, if I
- 1:31:54can't get on bass with a lineup that consists of Ken Griffey,
- 1:31:59Junior Sammy Sosa, David Ortiz, Yogi Berra, Orlando Cepeda, like
- 1:32:07I I can't get on base with these guys.
- 1:32:09Orlando Cepeda is carrying my offense right now and I only
- 1:32:13have eight runs on the season. I have like a negative, I think
- 1:32:19in a -25 run differential through eight games, eight runs
- 1:32:24scored on the season. I think the next closest or the
- 1:32:27net, like the the next lowest in around the league is like 32.
- 1:32:33So I something's going to have to change.
- 1:32:35Honestly, here's my thought. I think what I'm going to do is
- 1:32:39if this continues, I'm going to turn this in like I'm I'm going
- 1:32:43to play out the season and I'm going to see if I can if I can
- 1:32:46top the Rockies record. That's my challenge for myself.
- 1:32:49That's not a bad idea. That's the challenge for myself.
- 1:32:53Hey, I got a question for you because I'll be I'll say this,
- 1:32:56you have inspired me with potentially a new idea.
- 1:33:03Is this trip related? I have no well, maybe maybe.
- 1:33:07Hey, that's a good idea. Ho, what do you got?
- 1:33:12Well, you have inspired me to call me crazy.
- 1:33:19I don't. I don't.
- 1:33:20I don't play video games ever. Really.
- 1:33:24Like there's so much dust on this PS4 in here.
- 1:33:27Fair, but you've inspired me to like, I wonder if I could just
- 1:33:35like trade this PS4 for PS2 and run it back with the classics
- 1:33:40because let's let's be honest, that was the best.
- 1:33:43That seems were the best. PlayStation 2 was like the best.
- 1:33:47But what I was saying for the trip is if I don't do that, you
- 1:33:50should definitely fly out with your Xbox.
- 1:33:53Dude OK well if I do that I may have to check a bag because.
- 1:33:56But here's my technical question but.
- 1:33:58It's a little bit of a brick. Is it, well, here's my, here's
- 1:34:02my here's my follow up question to that is like, do those they
- 1:34:06still have like the three analogue red, yellow, white
- 1:34:09stuff? Correct.
- 1:34:10TV's. TV's aren't built for that
- 1:34:12anymore. I think they are.
- 1:34:14Are they? They're still.
- 1:34:16If you I mean, I'm going to. Do this.
- 1:34:18I'm going to do this. I'm going to PlayStation 2
- 1:34:21again. Those are the best days.
- 1:34:24Tell you man. What is this?
- 1:34:26What is this $60.00 for a game? Download it before you can play.
- 1:34:30Nonsense. What is that?
- 1:34:33No, I want to open that freaking tab.
- 1:34:36I want to see that little. Lid pop up.
- 1:34:38On a place in my disk, I want to close it, I want to hear it.
- 1:34:43I want all those. I want that back.
- 1:34:47And there's something about it, I think, like, I don't know how.
- 1:34:50How's Meredith do with you playing Xbox?
- 1:34:53She's just like, yeah, whatever, no big deal.
- 1:34:55She wants me to do it more actually.
- 1:34:56She's like, you need to, you need to get back to the things
- 1:34:59you enjoy. My wife doesn't at all.
- 1:35:02She's like, video games are stupid.
- 1:35:03Well. You're golfing like every other
- 1:35:05weekend, so I kind of get. It I wish, I wish, I wish.
- 1:35:08But I think if I bring in some nostalgia and get like Crash
- 1:35:12Bandicoot and that kind of stuff, she's.
- 1:35:15Going to involve. Yeah, involve.
- 1:35:16Her, she's going to be back in on that.
- 1:35:18That's what happened with the Switch.
- 1:35:19Meredith. We'll, we'll run Mario Kart,
- 1:35:21we'll run Mario Party. Bitch, She's she's into it.
- 1:35:24But going back to this trip thing, if you trade it in for
- 1:35:27APS 2, I'd be willing to to, you know, transition to a
- 1:35:32PlayStation guy for a weekend. OK.
- 1:35:35Would you bring it to the trip on the trip?
- 1:35:38OK. Here's here's another follow up
- 1:35:40question. That place that you had down the
- 1:35:41street that we went into that had like all the classes.
- 1:35:44Star Land shout out. Can maybe use when you get a
- 1:35:47chance, swing by there and see if they have the PS2 slim, that
- 1:35:52slim one and I'll just Venmo you and be like you'll pick it up
- 1:35:55for me and then fly with that because I feel like that I've
- 1:36:02never been to a place like that here.
- 1:36:04I've never seen like a classic video game place where you can
- 1:36:07find everything under. The sun.
- 1:36:09It's insane. They have games, insane amount
- 1:36:13of consoles games and it goes all the way back to classic
- 1:36:17stuff. It's a great place.
- 1:36:18I've never seen anything like that here.
- 1:36:20So maybe do a little Recon for me and see or if you know the
- 1:36:25website, I can just look up the things, see if they have it
- 1:36:29'cause I get or it's either that or I have to take advantage of
- 1:36:34somebody on OfferUp because I just looked and some people are
- 1:36:38like 40 bucks PS2 and I'm like I'll do that right now.
- 1:36:44Yeah, if you can find it for that I I'm not getting that.
- 1:36:48You don't think? I'm not getting one for that out
- 1:36:50here. Well, the tough thing is just
- 1:36:52like there's, there's also, you know, the fact of like
- 1:36:56controllers and games and, and things like that.
- 1:36:59Amazon has it for 190, but that's the slim one.
- 1:37:04No. This you remember the big boy,
- 1:37:08the big old PlayStation 2? The thing is just as big as your
- 1:37:14Xbox, Yeah. Man, I yeah, I would.
- 1:37:22We could do. We could run some MVP 05 at the
- 1:37:26All Star break. We could make that happen.
- 1:37:29I have that on my list of ideas for the trip.
- 1:37:35Dude I just found one PlayStation 2 slim both
- 1:37:38controllers, memory cards and like 15 games.
- 1:37:46Tiger Woods O six O 7. Those Tiger Woods games are
- 1:37:50elite. Fantastic Need for Speed
- 1:37:53Underground 2. Oh, another gem.
- 1:37:56Yeah, this might have to happen. I'm going to be like you, open
- 1:38:00for trade. Should I do it?
- 1:38:05Oh yeah. Like, yo, you gonna have my
- 1:38:08PlayStation 4? I don't.
- 1:38:10I'm all done. I don't need it.
- 1:38:12That's not into this, that's fair.
- 1:38:15At this rate, let's just stay. Let's just stream.
- 1:38:18Let's live stream the Sunday night baseball game.
- 1:38:20All day I got to go build a freaking table.
- 1:38:22All right. Well, you go do that.
- 1:38:24I think we've we've. Probably.
- 1:38:27We've shared enough extracurricular for now, I
- 1:38:31think. So this is fun.
- 1:38:32I like this. This is fun.
- 1:38:33We sort of wrapped up the pie then just talked about
- 1:38:36everything under the sun. This is good.
- 1:38:41We've got a plan in place. Man, I'm I'm excited for this
- 1:38:44trip. We're like a we're like a little
- 1:38:46over a month away. If you're listening or watching
- 1:38:56and you're going to be at the All Star game, let us know.
- 1:38:58Sorry, I just I I sent that guy a message.
- 1:39:01Smart. Night yeah, dude, we, we, we got
- 1:39:06Sandlot on deck, we've got wiffle ball, we've got
- 1:39:10memorabilia places and we have some type of gaming console
- 1:39:14that's going to be there that's a good, good few days I'm
- 1:39:21willing to like get no sleep and just go ham on some freaking.
- 1:39:27You better be prepared. You better be prepared.
- 1:39:30This is going to be a, it's going to be a gauntlet of a of a
- 1:39:32four day. As I'm telling you, we got a, we
- 1:39:34got a lot to do in a little amount of time, so.
- 1:39:36Prepare your heart. I'm hyped.
- 1:39:40Prepare. Prepare yourself.
- 1:39:41It's going to be it's going to be good.
- 1:39:43We're. Going to be going to dominate
- 1:39:44this. Airbnb was such a great call.
- 1:39:47Perfect. This is great.
- 1:39:49We're off to a great start already.
- 1:39:50Chinook's hooking us up too. We're going to be giving away
- 1:39:53some seeds. Got me through that 12 hour
- 1:39:57drive I just did. It's a big deal.
- 1:40:00Shut them out. All right?
- 1:40:05Good stuff. Good stuff.
- 1:40:06Man, come for the baseball, stay for the Wiffle Ball talk.
- 1:40:10And everything else and. Everything else you got anything
- 1:40:13else for the folks? No, I think I'm all out.
- 1:40:19Believe it or not, Crazy only took two hours.
- 1:40:23What are we at? Hour 40.
- 1:40:27All right. Well, good luck tonight.
- 1:40:32Not really, no. It's a win win for me because I
- 1:40:38literally said before the Yankee Sox series, I said I'm not
- 1:40:40making any bets because this team is not worthy of of my time
- 1:40:43at the moment. But we're a win away from taking
- 1:40:47the series. So it's really a win win.
- 1:40:50So I, I position, I, I position myself fantastically.
- 1:40:58I'd like to say, I'd like to say I have respect for it, but I
- 1:41:02don't. Who's pitching tonight?
- 1:41:10I don't know, dude. Probably Baio.
- 1:41:13Is Baio going tonight? Probably.
- 1:41:16Oh, 100 Hunter Dobbins. Oh, Speaking of which.
- 1:41:19Crochet match up. Speaking of which.
- 1:41:22Barely in Rodon. 100 hundred Dobbins.
- 1:41:26You see his comments where he said if the Yankee he he pulled
- 1:41:29a Ken Griffey. He said if the Yankees were the
- 1:41:31last team to offer me a contract, I'd retire.
- 1:41:34I'm like, bro, come on, You're. I don't think you've never heard
- 1:41:37of this guy. Yeah, I don't think you're in a
- 1:41:38position to be going around saying these kinds of things,
- 1:41:41but hey, credit to him. I mean, I love it.
- 1:41:43I love it. But at the same time I'm like.
- 1:41:46I don't bet the over. Right now, I don't think you
- 1:41:49would. I might bet the over right now.
- 1:41:52Well I love it. Does he have is he stuff guy or
- 1:41:54is he like high V low guy? He's a not good guy.
- 1:42:02He, I mean, he's, he's been OK, but outside of crochet we just
- 1:42:07haven't had anybody that's like. Yeah, he's going to get lit.
- 1:42:10Let's go, go. I'm going to go build a table.
- 1:42:15His last three starts he's averaging to 525, by the way.
- 1:42:18But anyway. Good stuff, good stuff.
- 1:42:20Let's get out of here. Hope you enjoyed it folks.
- 1:42:23This was. This this is this is fun this.
- 1:42:27Was out a little out of pocket but.
- 1:42:31You need one every once in a while.
- 1:42:33This might get people through two of their commutes this week.
- 1:42:36That's true. That's true.
- 1:42:38That's a good way to look at it. All right, I'm out.
- 1:42:41Don't go chasing curveballs. I.
- 1:42:43Love you all as always, looking forward to talking more baseball
- 1:42:44with you guys soon. Until next time, say filthy.