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New Dirty Little Secret: I’m Not Who She Thinks I Am” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 3: Your chance at one thousand bucks. You got that coming
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  Speaker 3: up next. I mixed one or two point nine. I
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  Speaker 3: bailty Kid, Canda Slowpez producer. Poo I'm laugh because you can't.
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  Speaker 3: It's just roasted.
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  Speaker 1: Pooh No nowhere, Well.
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  Speaker 3: He goes, man, I got all these good looking girls,
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  Speaker 3: all these hot girls hit me up on my Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, Are they AI?
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  Speaker 3: He said about credit reports credit services?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're like, you know commercials.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, are these companies do AI girls to catch
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  Speaker 2: your attentions? So although you use their credit repair service.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what they do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh not, because they were hitting them up to go out. Dang,
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  Speaker 1: Lopez is roasted like not a Loez. It's different. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, this is nine o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: Lopez reminds me of to drink Lopez Friday to Margarita,
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  Speaker 3: Lopez might cuss you out.
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  Speaker 1: You never know what's gonna happen. It's a good time.
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  Speaker 1: One smear and all fine. She's closing. Sounds good right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 3: If you got one eight three, three seven eight seven,
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  Speaker 3: one o two nine and tell us confess anytime you want,
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  Speaker 3: and you got a secret.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I already know I'm gonna sound like an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: But here it goes.
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  Speaker 2: So, Okay, I started seeing this girl. We've only gone
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  Speaker 2: on a few dates, but she's super cool and she's
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  Speaker 2: really into art. She likes to go to like museums
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  Speaker 2: and galleries and talk about art stuff like meaning and
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  Speaker 2: texture and oh's for some reason. Yeah, no, it's cute.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's awesome. She's passionate about it. But I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to like relate to her, and I thought it
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  Speaker 2: would be like a good idea to say, oh, yeah, well, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I do art too, which I don't do art.
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  Speaker 3: Oh Wayne, Okay, So there's a difference between telling her,
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  Speaker 3: oh I like art.
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  Speaker 1: Too, and or I do art very different you said
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  Speaker 1: I'm an artist. Basically, I kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Wanted to like up the anty a little bit. And
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  Speaker 2: that's like, could not be a bigger lie. I've like
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  Speaker 2: I've never done a painting or I have no artistic
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  Speaker 2: gills whatsoever. Great, but like I saw the look in
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  Speaker 2: her eyes. She was like so excited, and she shows
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  Speaker 2: me like some of the stuff that she's into and
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  Speaker 2: it's like really cool, and like she just is legit,
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  Speaker 2: like she she knows her stuff. And I'm just thinking
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  Speaker 2: to myself like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she shows you the art that she's done.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Like it's really good. Great, Okay, So you don't textures,
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  Speaker 2: you don't know color color.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, at some point you're gonna have to be like, well,
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  Speaker 3: this is she wants to see your art.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming YouTube quick. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So we're like supposed to hang out this weekend and
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  Speaker 2: and she was like, I want to see some of
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  Speaker 2: your work. And so I like, I went to Michael's
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  Speaker 2: and I bought a bunch of art supplies and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I told her, I'm like an abstract artist.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, you know like that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you guys. Like I got home and like
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  Speaker 2: I had this canvas and like, you know, paint, and
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to like just do some abstract stuff
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  Speaker 2: and it looked so bad, like beyond bad, like something
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  Speaker 2: you bring home like from school and to be embarrassed
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  Speaker 2: to show your parents bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that bad. So I mean you never said you
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  Speaker 1: were a good artist.
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  Speaker 2: I definitely expressed that I've been doing it for a
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  Speaker 2: long time. So I feel like it would be a
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  Speaker 2: deal breaker if she was like, oh, so I had
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  Speaker 2: another plan. I went to home Goods and I bought
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  Speaker 2: a painting and like, you know, I took a marker
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  Speaker 2: and like, sign my name on it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, she does art, She's gonna be able
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  Speaker 1: to tell.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my'll be like I like your breaststrokes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, She'll totally be able to tell.
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  Speaker 3: I think so, But I mean I don't know. Hopefully
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  Speaker 3: she doesn't take it off the wall and see the
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  Speaker 3: price tag in so, what she's gonna also say where
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  Speaker 3: like is if you're an artist to be doing it
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  Speaker 3: for a while, Like I, I do art.
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  Speaker 1: I have a ton of pieces at home.
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  Speaker 3: I have a ton of art at home that I
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  Speaker 3: is sitting in a room, like I have an art room.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So I thought of that, and I'm I'm I plan.
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  Speaker 2: If she does say that, I'm just gonna say, like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I actually, like I've sold most of my pieces and
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  Speaker 2: I've given other pieces away to friends, so I feel
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  Speaker 2: like I've covered my track for that.
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  Speaker 1: Well this is gonna go well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean. The other thing is, though I'm worried that
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  Speaker 2: she like will like I want to see my process
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  Speaker 2: or something, and asked me to actually like paint, like
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  Speaker 2: with her right in front of her, with her, she's
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  Speaker 2: gonna all.
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  Speaker 1: The brushes are and all of the pens and like paint.
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  Speaker 3: Do you even know what you put paint? Answer? What
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  Speaker 3: do you call the thing that you put paint on?
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  Speaker 2: It's the it's with a pee, it's something with a
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  Speaker 2: p right.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, he said, it's with a p What what
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  Speaker 3: is the canvas? What does the canvas stand on? What
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  Speaker 3: does it usually sit on the stand?
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  Speaker 1: The easel?
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  Speaker 2: Ease?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you got this? You gotta buy one.
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  Speaker 2: Do I just come clean and tell her that I
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  Speaker 2: was like a moron, or just try to ride this
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  Speaker 2: out and you're the woman, and tell her how passionate
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  Speaker 2: you were about making her believe that because of just
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  Speaker 2: how passionate you.
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  Speaker 1: Are about her, I would you know, she can teach.
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  Speaker 3: You, That's what I would say. I'd say, listen, I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna I can't lie before she comes off. I'd be like,
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  Speaker 3: I got carried away and I was going to try
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  Speaker 3: to make a painting for you, and then I realized
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  Speaker 3: how bad it was. Yeah, so I don't do art.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you can teach me and laugh about it. She'll
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  Speaker 3: think it's cute whatever. And you've learned to respect art
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  Speaker 3: so much more through this process. But if you stick
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  Speaker 3: with this lie, like Pooh says, he would stick with it, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and just remember do do happy clouds and happy trees,
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  Speaker 3: you'd be good.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be happily single.
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  Speaker 3: For sure.
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  Speaker 1: Come clean and let us know what happens.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, Vincent van no