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DLHS Hour 1 | Kanye West Denies North West Dating Rumors · The D.L. Hughley Show

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Prayers out to Pope Leo.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, indeed. Yes, indeed.
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  Speaker 3: This is what I never understood about the Pope, right?
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  Speaker 3: This is what I never, they're supposed to be the.
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  Speaker 1: Holiest man on the internet.
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  Speaker 3: But yet they ride around in that bulletproof Popemobile. So, like,
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  Speaker 3: if the worst thing that happened is if you leave
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  Speaker 3: this earth, you go right to heaven.
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  Speaker 1: You're right at the right hand of God, why would you? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Unless it's something secretive that we don't know about.
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  Speaker 3: If you are the Pope and you're in a bulletproof Popemobile,
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  Speaker 3: you're hedging your bets.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you did say one time one pope was a bouncer,
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  Speaker 4: which means he was at the club a lot.
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  Speaker 1: This pope. Oh, this pope.
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  Speaker 2: No, the one before that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know, sometimes they have a secret.
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  Speaker 1: He was a bouncer at a nightclub.
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  Speaker 5: You ain't got to get out of there, but you
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  Speaker 5: got to go home. Oh, money pop, last call. Pop
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  Speaker 5: that coochie.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say that.
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  Speaker 2: Not in the same sentence as the Pope.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: Why, baby?
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  Speaker 2: I feel uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Why, baby? I feel uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 1: That means that.
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  Speaker 4: Holy water he throwing on me ain't so holy. It
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  Speaker 4: might have a little something in it. Two for one
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  Speaker 4: drink special. No, that's a good one. That's a good one.
• 1:17
  Speaker 4: Shake what your mama gave you. Do it until you're satisfied.
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  Speaker 1: Where am I scamming at? Spin that s * * *, Neola.
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  Speaker 1: Hey there, s * * *.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: There it is.
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  Speaker 7: Welcome to the state of cinema.
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  Speaker 1: Why this church got glitter everywhere? Shut up. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Smell like vanilla in here.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up, St. Augustine.
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: Just get to it. Remember, it is Breast Cancer Awareness
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: Month and early voting. Make sure you vote. Remember all
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: them shoe woody ass that you listened to last time
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: or you're not hearing?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever noticed since they hit that bot form
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  Speaker 1: you're not hearing as many from them anymore?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Not at all.
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  Speaker 1: Not at all.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: That's why your gas $ 7. Listen to them dope goopies. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Now you feel stupid, don't you? Probably not.
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  Speaker 3: So, of course, happy birthday, Jennifer Freeman, for my wife
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  Speaker 3: and kids.
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Willis McGahee. Remember he got hurt in
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  Speaker 1: that bowl game? Yeah. But still had a good career.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Eddie Jones. He's passed on, right? Eddie Jones.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: Eddie Jones, a basketball player? He used to play for
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  Speaker 1: the Lakers? Who somebody passed on? It wasn't Eddie Jones.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it was Eddie Jones.
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  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't Eddie Jones.
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday to BG from the Hot Boys. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 3: to Asante Black when they see us.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Rodney Hood. Happy birthday to Sonny Houston.
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  Speaker 1: I was just with her. Happy birthday, Sonny. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 1: to Kamala Harris. Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 8: To who?
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  Speaker 5: Kamala.
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  Speaker 1: I said it like the wife. Kamala. I said it
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  Speaker 1: like the wife.
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  Speaker 2: Kamala.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Kamala. That's what they're trying to piss her off.
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  Speaker 2: And they put, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday to Tom Petty. That's Possum. It's happy birthday
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: to Mickey Mantle. Happy birthday to Bella Lacoste. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 3: to Bill Nunn. Radio Raheem, of course. Happy birthday to
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: Jelly Roll Morton, the first great jazz composer, had the
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: first jazz composition to be published.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. We got a great show lined
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  Speaker 1: up for you.
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  Speaker 3: Jasmine will tell us what's trending. I, for my part,
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  Speaker 3: am going to have a little note from the GED
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  Speaker 3: section on the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show. Jazz Miami. Tell these good people what's trending.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: Now we got white Karen males, one of which is
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  Speaker 4: a story that's trending about a black father who decided
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  Speaker 4: to take his son fishing. In his own neighborhood, by
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  Speaker 4: the way. And, you know, they toss the pole, the
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  Speaker 4: line into the thing. They sit down, enjoy some father-son time.
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  Speaker 4: And look who comes. Two white men telling them they
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  Speaker 4: can't be there. They got to prove that they need
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  Speaker 4: to be there and all the things. He's like, I'm
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  Speaker 4: in my own neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: How about kiss my a * *?
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  Speaker 2: Why y'all up in my face?
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  Speaker 4: Same thing happened to another couple who was sitting in
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  Speaker 4: their yard enjoying a nice meal.
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  Speaker 2: You know, trying to be romantic. It's raining and whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: They own the house, by the way. They're in the driveway.
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  Speaker 4: And here comes a police officer up into the driveway
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  Speaker 4: asking them, we need to know some ID. And he's like, man,
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  Speaker 4: I'm in my drive.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Turn into a thing.
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  Speaker 4: And finally, all these other cops come and they realize
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  Speaker 4: it's his house.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think they apologize? Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: No, they wouldn't have to apologize. You'll be talking to
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  Speaker 3: a precious metal director.
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  Speaker 2: Very soon. Very soon.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be a silver, Mr. Silver, Mr. Gold on the line.
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  Speaker 7: Mr.
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  Speaker 4: Silver, Mr.
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  Speaker 5: Gold.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it will.
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  Speaker 2: The other thing trending.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody from the temple will be making contact with you,
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  Speaker 3: baby boy.
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  Speaker 4: Kanye West is trying to clear up rumors that his daughter, Northwest,
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  Speaker 4: who's very young, 13 as a matter of fact, is
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  Speaker 4: not dating a 26-year-old, as social media would have you believe,
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  Speaker 4: but apparently not.
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  Speaker 2: There were some pictures posted of.
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  Speaker 4: Her and a guy and she's showing, I guess, the
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  Speaker 4: text messages from her father about, you know, take all
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  Speaker 4: of this stuff down. And she's like, if you, you know,
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  Speaker 4: he says, if you don't, I'm going to take away your,
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  Speaker 4: your allowance. And, you know, he's saying all of that
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  Speaker 4: stuff is, is absolutely not true.
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  Speaker 1: It's not real.
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  Speaker 4: It was all AI, which is a scary thing, but
• 5:05
  Speaker 4: something that's not AI. That's very important to share. I
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  Speaker 4: think during October being breast cancer awareness month, there are
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  Speaker 4: a lot of black men sharing their stories about breast
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  Speaker 4: cancer and how it is true. that black men not
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  Speaker 4: only get cancer, but also get breast cancer and early diagnosis.
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  Speaker 2: Men period.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, black men typically are the last ones
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  Speaker 4: to talk about these types of things. And so they're
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  Speaker 4: sharing their stories with the hope of encouraging black men
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  Speaker 4: to get tested. So, While you got your little, you
• 5:32
  Speaker 4: and Junior's got your little ta-ta, say save lives.
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  Speaker 2: The women going to get together and we going to
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  Speaker 2: do ours too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Check everything too.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you here? Don't stop there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Check everything.
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  Speaker 1: Check my groin.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. All that. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about my toes.
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  Speaker 2: We're checking everything just to make sure.
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  Speaker 1: And your wallet.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to check everything. Make sure everything is in line.
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  Speaker 1: My wallet is inflamed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: That's what's trending.
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  Speaker 3: So fall is in the air and it's that time
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  Speaker 3: of year in the electoral process where Donald Trump rolls.
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  Speaker 1: Out shoe booty darkies to be the du jour.
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  Speaker 3: Whether it's ex-athletes or entertainers or even having journalists.
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  Speaker 1: Over for dinner.
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  Speaker 3: It's interesting that Stephen A. Smith went to dinner with
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  Speaker 3: Kid Rock. He went to dinner with Bill Maher and
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  Speaker 3: he went to and he was also there. And I
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  Speaker 3: would say that Stephen A. Smith is the black Bill Maher.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care that you go to dinner.
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  Speaker 1: It's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: And you should always listen to people. You should always
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  Speaker 3: have conversations with people. But what I find interesting is
• 6:37
  Speaker 3: Donald Trump seems to be able to suss out who
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  Speaker 3: he can insult that will still come groveling back to him.
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  Speaker 3: He has a whole pantheon of those people, whether it's
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  Speaker 3: little Marco or Ted Cruz or whether it was Lindsey Graham.
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  Speaker 3: Or whether it was J.D. Vance who called him a Nazi.
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  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, all these people who he's insulted
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  Speaker 3: find their way in their orbit.
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  Speaker 1: And now you have Stephen A. Smith at a dinner
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  Speaker 1: with him.
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  Speaker 3: What I also find interesting, everything we know about that dinner,
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  Speaker 3: we know because Stephen sold us. When Donald Trump didn't
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  Speaker 3: make any announcement, when Donald Trump came out and said,
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  Speaker 3: they pretend not to like me, but they really are
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  Speaker 3: very fond of me. More than anything else, why is
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  Speaker 3: it that the people who are supposed to meet with
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  Speaker 3: Trump and to talk to him, what happens to the efficacy?
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  Speaker 3: Has anything you ever talked to him about ever happened?
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  Speaker 3: Has anybody ever went to dinner and had and changed
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  Speaker 3: his mind? Because if that is not the case, then
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  Speaker 3: you are just having dinner and serving yourself. And why
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  Speaker 3: is it that so many people who have a history
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  Speaker 3: of having a disdain for us feel so comfortable talking
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  Speaker 3: to Stephen A. Smith?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: People that have a history of having this thing for us.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if it's Tatum. I don't care if
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  Speaker 3: it's Sean Hannity. I don't care if it's Donald Trump.
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  Speaker 3: He finds himself in proximity to people who cannot stand us.
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  Speaker 3: And why do they feel so comfortable talking to him?
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  Speaker 3: And conversely, why is he so comfortable around them? What
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  Speaker 3: nexus are they finding? I don't believe you, especially when
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  Speaker 3: they feel so comfortable talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the things that Kid Rocket said. Look at
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  Speaker 1: the things.
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  Speaker 3: Just this week, the same week you're having dinner with
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  Speaker 3: Donald Trump, he called a black woman a dog. While
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  Speaker 3: you're having, he's serving you dinner, he's serving a black
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  Speaker 3: woman a subpoena, a black sitting congressman, a citizen congressman
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  Speaker 3: from Africa.
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  Speaker 1: He is serving her a warrant and subpoenas.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you so comfortable or why are they so
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  Speaker 3: comfortable around you? But I also find interesting, everybody insults
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  Speaker 3: find their way and they act like it's a power position.
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  Speaker 3: He knows that you are amenable. He knows that he
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  Speaker 3: can use you. I find it also interesting that Stephen A.
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  Speaker 3: Smith said out of his own mouth that he wasn't invited.
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  Speaker 3: Donald Trump didn't invite him, that Bill Maher did. That
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  Speaker 3: Donald Trump let them ask questions for four hours. We
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  Speaker 3: don't know that that happened because you told us, but
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  Speaker 3: I do know this. He stopped the media from asking
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  Speaker 3: him questions. He has a Justice Department virtue on every
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  Speaker 3: media company in the country. He kicked people out of
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: the White House for asking them questions, but he'll take
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  Speaker 3: questions from two TV show hosts and a radio host
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  Speaker 3: and a failed rock star.
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  Speaker 1: He'll take those questions, but not the ones that matter.
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  Speaker 1: Stephen A.
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  Speaker 3: Smith got so upset with black, his black peers that
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  Speaker 3: gave him a thumbs down award that he went scorched earth.
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  Speaker 3: But Donald Trump insults his intelligence, his professionalism and to
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  Speaker 3: some extent his humanity. And he goes to dinner. Miss
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  Speaker 3: me with that. That's a little note from the GED section.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. She's jazzed.
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  Speaker 7: She smiles.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 4: Well, here's good news if you want to go the
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: nontraditional route. Human composting is now legal in California. The
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: procedure is seen as more sustainable, an alternative to cremation.
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: A dead body is basically placed in a reusable vessel,
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: covered with wood chips, and then basically aerated and... you know,
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: it creates an environment for essential bacteria. That body, after
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: about 30 days, turns into soil. And, you know, they
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: say this process is modeled after 30 days.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: You done turned your grandmama to a chia pet.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, when they cover you with wood chips
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  Speaker 4: and aerate you a little bit, yeah, you're going to
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  Speaker 4: turn into some soil.
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  Speaker 1: Ashes to ashes.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Ashes to ashes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Yeah, but I save you.
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  Speaker 4: Well, as long as you're, if you're a member of
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  Speaker 4: the Catholic Church, they're denouncing this.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, no, we ain't doing that. That's undignified and
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  Speaker 2: we don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what you know about undignified?
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  Speaker 6: Miss me with that Catholic Chris that's not the first
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  Speaker 6: thing I think about that's your biggest problem right there
• 10:45
  Speaker 6: alright this is an oldie but a goodie I think
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  Speaker 6: that you know I mean this is a variation on
• 10:51
  Speaker 6: something we've asked before but a man he explains that
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  Speaker 6: he puts nothing or no one before his wife including
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  Speaker 6: his parents or even his kids take a listen.
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  Speaker 7: Nothing comes before my wife let me repeat this nothing
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  Speaker 7: comes before.
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  Speaker 8: My wife not the dog not my job not my
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  Speaker 8: mother not my father not my children once they get
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  Speaker 8: to a certain age nothing in this world comes before
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  Speaker 8: my wife because there.
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  Speaker 7: Is no bond in this world that is stronger than
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  Speaker 7: a husband and a wife We exchange bodily fluids.
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  Speaker 2: We break bills down.
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  Speaker 1: We problem solve together. We figure things out together. So
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  Speaker 1: never would I let my mother, my father, my children,
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  Speaker 1: my dog, my.
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  Speaker 7: Employment ever get in the way or come in between
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  Speaker 7: my wife.
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  Speaker 1: It is my job to always.
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  Speaker 2: Put her first.
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  Speaker 7: And she's always going to know it.
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  Speaker 2: I am going to pick.
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  Speaker 1: Her over everything, every single time.
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  Speaker 7: Nothing, let me repeat, nothing and no one comes before
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  Speaker 7: my wife.
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  Speaker 3: In your life, who comes first, your parents, your kids,
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: or your spouse? That's the question we're going to pose
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  Speaker 3: to you.
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  Speaker 1: 877-242-2426.
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  Speaker 3: Let us know what you think. It's the DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 3: So a young man set the internet on fire when
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  Speaker 3: he said this.
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  Speaker 7: Nothing comes before my wife. Let me repeat this. Nothing
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  Speaker 7: comes before my wife.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that that's particularly controversial or should it
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  Speaker 3: be because that's the way it's supposed to be. Right.
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  Speaker 4: You would think that's, you know, but not before my baby,
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  Speaker 4: my child come for you.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think it goes that way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it is supposed to.
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  Speaker 3: He's not saying anything so controversial that even if you
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: if you a Bible thumper, you should hear that all
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  Speaker 3: the time. Right.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it says.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: What they say. I don't know what they say.
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  Speaker 3: But I know this. We've asked that question, a variation
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  Speaker 3: of that question. I'm going to feed my kids first.
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  Speaker 3: So is that the way it runs at your house?
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  Speaker 3: We're going to go to our social media platform. Skip,
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  Speaker 3: why don't you take a look out there and see
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  Speaker 3: what they say.
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  Speaker 7: Denise in Cherry Hill, New Jersey says, my kids come first.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to always be my kids. He might not
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  Speaker 2: be my man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if he hears this call, it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: that much shorter.
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  Speaker 7: I know that.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people got that attitude, too, though. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people got that attitude. Are they always going
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  Speaker 1: to be my parents?
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  Speaker 2: Are they always going to be my kids?
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people got that attitude. And it really
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  Speaker 3: obscures what it's supposed.
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  Speaker 1: To be about. I can't think of anybody that I
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  Speaker 1: dig more than her.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. Right. Not my mother. Well, my father's gone,
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  Speaker 1: but my mother. I mean, I love my mother, but
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  Speaker 1: not as much as her. I love my kids, not
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  Speaker 1: as much as her.
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  Speaker 3: But I do think it becomes blurred because you don't
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  Speaker 3: necessarily want to put something before somebody, but there are priorities.
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  Speaker 3: Like if bills need to be paid, because you never
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: put your job in front of somebody that you love,
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  Speaker 3: but you still have to take time out to make
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  Speaker 3: sure it happens. If you're home too much, it's a problem.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: If you're gone too much, it's a problem. But if
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  Speaker 3: you're going to be gone, you better make sure they're eating.
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  Speaker 1: Please believe me. Please believe me.
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  Speaker 3: This kind of is a sliding scale, but in theory, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even theory.
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  Speaker 3: He said absolutely what was appropriate and right. Now, I
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  Speaker 3: think life gets in the way of that through line,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't think that's particularly controversial.