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2026 Drop Tournament - Round of 32 Group Stage: Vic & Moser Regions · Moser, Lombardi and Kane

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  Speaker 1: We continue the drop tournament today, and here's how it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna work. We are bracketing these, okay, so we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make this quick. We're gonna put four of these drops
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  Speaker 1: pitted up against each other, and you decide what moves on.
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  Speaker 1: So we're taking these from the VIC in Moser regions today.
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  Speaker 1: The first matchup that we have, of the four, you
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  Speaker 1: choose one to move on. It is the one, nine, twelve,
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  Speaker 1: and thirteen seeds from the VIC region. The one seed
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  Speaker 1: Nelly J.
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  Speaker 2: Detroit.
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  Speaker 3: Mary had a little clam Yes, Mary had a little Yes,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure she did.
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  Speaker 4: So that goes up against the nine seed, which.
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  Speaker 5: Is hell does that mean? I don't even know what
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  Speaker 5: that means.
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  Speaker 4: Something in a bakery, a baker might call his.
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  Speaker 3: Wife meat loaf, oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Which also goes against the twelve seed, which.
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  Speaker 2: Is you're being a wet fish and that's fish e hi,
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  Speaker 2: s h. Don't be such a wet fish.
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  Speaker 4: I still don't know what that means. And then the
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  Speaker 4: thirteen seed.
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  Speaker 2: I spent two weeks in a Rochester hotel. Now I'm
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  Speaker 2: stuck with gimp over here.
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  Speaker 6: She can hear you, dude, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: So, so here's how we're gonna do this.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: If you want the one seed to move on, you
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  Speaker 1: text the word clam, Mary had a little clam. If
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  Speaker 1: you want the nine seed to move on, you text meatloaf,
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  Speaker 1: meat loaf. If you text if you want the twelve
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  Speaker 1: seed to move on, you text.
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  Speaker 2: Fish, don't be such a wet fish.
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  Speaker 4: And if you want the thirteen seed to move on,
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  Speaker 4: you text gimp.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm stuck with gimp over here.
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  Speaker 4: So that's all available.
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  Speaker 1: You decide what moves on, will announce the winner at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the show. Let's get to our next
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  Speaker 1: matchup in the Drop tournament. We're gonna bounce around today.
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  Speaker 1: This is gonna be in the Moser region. So again,
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  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do, we're pitting four drops against each
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  Speaker 1: other was one to move on. So it's the one seed,
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  Speaker 1: the twelve seed or one seed, nine seed, twelve seed
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  Speaker 1: in thirteen seed in the most region. The one seed is.
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  Speaker 2: I have the good one. That's Bogdon. They have the
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  Speaker 2: Atlanta one. The good one is Bogdon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bog Yeah, Bogdan, bogged on, Bogdan, bogged On, big
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  Speaker 1: Don Bagdon.
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  Speaker 4: That along with the nine seed.
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  Speaker 5: I just took two pills and they got jammed in
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  Speaker 5: my well.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of things probably get jamed in urosopagas just whatever, what.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love that one. Twelve seed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be seventy five today. Who play with myself?
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  Speaker 1: I play with myself a lot, thirteen seed, I'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about golf.
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  Speaker 6: My ball's in there.
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  Speaker 4: I'll show you a ball during the break.
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  Speaker 2: About that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to see it both.
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  Speaker 5: During the Bronx.
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  Speaker 1: That's a pretty good matchup. I hate that three of
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  Speaker 1: those are going to be out by the end of this.
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  Speaker 1: But if you want the one.
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  Speaker 7: Seed, you text bog bag or big Bogdon Bogdan bogd
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  Speaker 7: on Big Don bagdn Uh.
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  Speaker 4: If you want the nine seed to move on, you
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  Speaker 4: text jam I.
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  Speaker 5: Just took two pills and they got jammed in my well.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of things probably get jam to yourselfhaga.
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  Speaker 4: If you want the seed to move on, you text myself.
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  Speaker 3: I play with myself a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Or if you want the thirteen seed to move on,
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  Speaker 4: you text ball.
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  Speaker 3: My ball's in there. Will stream a ball during the break.
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  Speaker 6: Without context. It sounds bad, but there's proper context.
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  Speaker 4: And you say that every time. I like it without
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  Speaker 4: the context. Better my balls in there.
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  Speaker 3: I'll stream a ball during the break.
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  Speaker 1: So text any one of those whatever you want to
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  Speaker 1: move on. We'll announce the winner at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the show. Two more of these before the show wraps up.
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  Speaker 4: So stay tunable.
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  Speaker 1: Let's continue our drop tournament here as we get to
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  Speaker 1: the last grouping again, this is hitting four of these
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  Speaker 1: drops against each other to see who makes the Is
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  Speaker 1: this the Elite eight?
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  Speaker 4: Is what we have next? Nelly, Yes, it'll skip right
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  Speaker 4: to the Elite eight.
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  Speaker 1: So going back to the VIC region, the final participants
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  Speaker 1: is a six seed, a four seed, a seven seed,
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  Speaker 1: and a fifteen seed. The sixth seed is but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that you know, obviously you want to win
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  Speaker 1: game five? Is that gunga damn?
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  Speaker 5: It's too much in my mouth, it's too much.
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  Speaker 2: So you know what's happening. My daughter sent this to me.
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  Speaker 2: She's a KU sophomore.
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  Speaker 8: There are people on TikTok that are replaying the audio
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  Speaker 8: station to that and doing their own. Yeah, they're dubbing
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  Speaker 8: it over and it's like a big trend. And it's
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  Speaker 8: supposedly that exchange is the hottest thing at.
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  Speaker 5: Ku right now, everyone's young.
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  Speaker 3: You're kidding.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she has sent me countless ones of guys.
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  Speaker 3: Send it to me. I want to see what it's
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  Speaker 3: all about. Total to send it to me.
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  Speaker 2: Just go to TikTok and and look up Christian Brown is.
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  Speaker 4: So that's what one always needs to see this.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go see it.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go the fourteen seed, which is I don't know
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  Speaker 4: what it is.
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  Speaker 2: The Clarence jug is. Its pretty cool, Vick.
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  Speaker 3: It's called the Claret jug.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, listen, Clarence deserves Clarence deserves a jugger.
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  Speaker 3: He deserves his own jug.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that goes against a seventh seed.
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  Speaker 8: They're not a slow drip offense. It's not your coffee maker, right,
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  Speaker 8: They're not a slow drip coffee maker.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the way they work. It's a squirt coffee maker.
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  Speaker 8: Squirt it all out there. Wait what there's two two
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  Speaker 8: type of coffee makers. Most it's the squirters.
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  Speaker 3: And and the slow drip.
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  Speaker 4: And then finally the fifteen seed. Brett.
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  Speaker 6: When we were little kids, there was such a thing,
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  Speaker 6: and Earl Campbell had it too, called Terra away Jerseys
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  Speaker 6: and the and the Eagles had the mesh tear away.
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  Speaker 6: You could. A guy would grab a horn a jersey.
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  Speaker 6: It would literally rip so you wouldn't get tackled. There
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  Speaker 6: were terror Can you remember the tear away jerseys? They
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  Speaker 6: were awesome and the Eagles had the mesh. They had it.
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  Speaker 3: Here was all and then here was all mets.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get you to bed.
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  Speaker 3: I knew it was gum Jesus God.
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  Speaker 1: So if you want the sixth seed to move on,
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  Speaker 1: you text Gum.
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  Speaker 4: The fourteen seed you text jug I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: it is.
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  Speaker 2: The Clarence jug is is pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: If you want the seventh seed to move on, you
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  Speaker 4: text coffee.
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  Speaker 8: There's two type of coffee makers. Most it's the squirters.
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  Speaker 3: In the slow drip.
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  Speaker 4: And if you want the fifteen seed to move on,
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  Speaker 4: you text grandpa.
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  Speaker 2: Here was all mets, my grandpa. Let's get you to bed.
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  Speaker 1: So well announce the winner at the end of the show.
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  Speaker 1: Let's quickly get to our last match up here of
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  Speaker 1: the drop tournament. That's work combining four drops together and
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  Speaker 1: you decide which one of the four moves on our
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  Speaker 1: final one here from the Moser region. It's an eleven,
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  Speaker 1: a fourteen, A seven, and a two. The eleventh seed is,
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  Speaker 1: But is Belle not allowed to four check theories? Is
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  Speaker 1: he not allowed to.
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  Speaker 3: Just think about it? What are you supposed to do?
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  Speaker 3: Move out of the way, just you know, just like sorry,
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  Speaker 3: I'm in your way.
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  Speaker 4: Most Canadian coaches ever sounded with us. The fourteenth seed.
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  Speaker 7: Is ready, Okay, I got the old guy and he
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  Speaker 7: likes mine.
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  Speaker 5: But watch me dance.
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  Speaker 4: Cuz I'm on not goatee. Also the seventh seed unbelievable,
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  Speaker 4: mo javiera hat.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody stop you at the airports, say hey, Matt Damon look alike?
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  Speaker 8: Do you ever get confused for mad Damon at airports?
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  Speaker 8: Can get that happening?
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  Speaker 2: Can't say that I have? Anybody ever asks you if
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  Speaker 2: you're in the Wizard of Oz.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, the more you hear that, the MOI
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  Speaker 1: love can't say that I have because it was just
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  Speaker 1: him being like that was you cocking back your fist?
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  Speaker 3: I have?
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  Speaker 1: And then finally the two seed, what the hell was
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  Speaker 1: that talking about a guy just coming back from after injured,
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  Speaker 1: being injured for a long time.
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  Speaker 4: So Gabe comes.
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  Speaker 1: In, he scores the power play and they cut his
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  Speaker 1: leg off, like what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Shut him off?
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  Speaker 7: No, I know, shut him off? Shut me off, so
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  Speaker 7: you decide what moves on.
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  Speaker 4: It's a good category.
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  Speaker 1: If you want the eleven seed to move on, it's
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  Speaker 1: sorry sorry. The fourteen seed is ready ready okay the
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  Speaker 1: seventh seed text.
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  Speaker 2: Wizard anybody ever asks you if you're in the Wizard of.
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  Speaker 7: Oz and the two seed is shut right, I know,
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  Speaker 7: shut him off, shut me off.
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  Speaker 4: Loaded category. We'll get the winner at the end of
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  Speaker 4: the show. Sticking around.
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  Speaker 1: We're in a dead heat with this last group in
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  Speaker 1: the drop tournament, so I'm gonna reset this one more time.
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  Speaker 4: Get some more votes in here.
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  Speaker 1: If you want the eleven seed to move on, you
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  Speaker 1: text in sorry. If you want the fourteen seed to
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  Speaker 1: move on, you text ready ready okay. If you want
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  Speaker 1: the seven seed to move on, you texts Wizard.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody ever asks you if you're in the Wizard of.
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  Speaker 1: Oz and if you want the number two seed to
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  Speaker 1: move on, you text shut right, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Shut him off, shut me off.
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  Speaker 4: To dead heat.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling me that these are all dead heats.
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  Speaker 4: Those dead heats.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: So get your votes in now. We'll announce the winners
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  Speaker 1: here in a few minutes. Let's do an early fact
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  Speaker 1: checker here because We're gonna get the results on these things.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so again if you guys missed it, we're
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  Speaker 1: doing an accelerated version of our drop tournament. So this
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  Speaker 1: is getting us from the round of thirty two to
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  Speaker 1: the elite eight and a snap. The first match up
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  Speaker 1: the pair of four was Mary had a little clam.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 1: What does a baker call his wife, Vic said, meatloaf.
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  Speaker 1: It's Moser stopp being a wet and it's Vic being
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  Speaker 1: stuck with the gimp.
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  Speaker 4: The winner is.
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  Speaker 2: Detroit.
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  Speaker 3: Mary had a little clam. Yes, Mary had a little Yes,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure she did.
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  Speaker 4: It's great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh but yes, of course that one moves on.
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  Speaker 1: The second matchup we had was in the Moser region.
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  Speaker 1: It was big Don Bogdan Bogdan Bagdon. It was I
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  Speaker 1: play with myself a lot talking about golf. It was
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm sure you have a lot of things
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  Speaker 1: jammed in youhior esophagus, is what he said to Vic.
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  Speaker 1: And it was also I'm gonna show you my ball
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  Speaker 1: during the break to Berno.
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  Speaker 4: The winner is I.
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  Speaker 5: Just took two pills and they got jammed in my well.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of things probably get jab urosophagus.
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  Speaker 5: Just whatever, Jesus, I'm just sad.
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  Speaker 2: But Bagon crush it did.
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  Speaker 3: I could tell he got a hammer dums gone.
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  Speaker 4: So that one was actually close.
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  Speaker 1: It was between that and show you my ball during
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  Speaker 1: the break, which I would have been good with either
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  Speaker 1: one of those winning.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: The third matchup is is that gum good? The Clarence
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  Speaker 1: jug the squirt coffee and okay, Grandpa, let's get you
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  Speaker 1: to bed.
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  Speaker 4: The winner is but yeah, I think that you know
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  Speaker 4: obviously you want to win.
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  Speaker 1: Game five? Is that gum good?
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  Speaker 5: Damn, it's too much in my mouth, It's too much.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 1: And then finally the last one moving on is oh sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in your way, uh Moser's cheer. Has anybody ever
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  Speaker 1: asked you, Vick, if you've been in the Wizard of
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  Speaker 1: Oz and shut him off?
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  Speaker 4: Shut me off.
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  Speaker 3: That's a tough That's a that's a tough region right there.
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  Speaker 1: That's it's really tough. That's the one that was super
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  Speaker 1: super close. It was between two. I mean, all of
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  Speaker 1: them got a lot of votes, but it's between the
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  Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz and it was between your cheer.
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  Speaker 4: The winner is ruddy.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I got an old guy and he likes mine.
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  Speaker 4: But watch me dance cuz i'mon not go gee. So
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  Speaker 4: there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Those are all the wins on the fly. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: I bade that up on the flood, I.
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  Speaker 4: Know those all move on to the Elite eight. We
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  Speaker 4: have four more groups to go through tomorrow, so stay
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  Speaker 4: tuned for that