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Fart Corners and Final Curtains · Toxic Masculinity

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  Speaker 4: So so I'm on the score at the back of
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  Speaker 4: my hand Them other boys, I don't give a damn.
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  Speaker 5: They kiss on the rain, I carry the crown Nothing
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  Speaker 5: can break, nothing can break me.
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  Speaker 4: Down Don't you know.
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  Speaker 6: That I, I got a plan I'm on the direction.
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  Speaker 2: The lay of the land.
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  Speaker 6: And happy Wednesday evening, ladies and gentlemen. It's been a minute,
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  Speaker 6: but most of us are back. We're going to be
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  Speaker 6: in missing man formation for a while. Unfortunately, G's having
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  Speaker 6: to step away from the microphone. He's got some life
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  Speaker 6: events going on.
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  Speaker 5: So.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever prayers, positive mojo, all that good stuff you've got
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  Speaker 6: for him, make sure you're sending it his way. I
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  Speaker 6: wouldn't have said much, but he's already made the announcement
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  Speaker 6: on X anyway. So anyway, we're back. We're live. It's
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  Speaker 6: Toxic Masculinity Night here on KLRN Radio. And I will
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  Speaker 6: leave it up to the panel if we're going to
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  Speaker 6: stay on last Wednesday or move back to the second
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  Speaker 6: one because I'm not sure what anybody wants to do.
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  Speaker 6: And I think they're tired of moving stuff around. So,
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  Speaker 6: we'll talk about that towards the end, though. So, we're
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  Speaker 6: going to start going around and letting everybody say good evening.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to start, of course, with ladies first. The
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  Speaker 6: lovely Aggie. Good evening, ma'am. How are.
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  Speaker 7: You?
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  Speaker 2: Hi. I was just sitting here thinking, this is a
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  Speaker 2: man's show. Masculinity. And here I am. I don't, I don't,
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: You're the bar babe.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm the drink of the evening.
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  Speaker 2: This is true.
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  Speaker 6: There has to be femininity and masculinity. That's kind of
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  Speaker 6: the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: I just always thought that it was like, it was
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  Speaker 2: no big deal. And then I started thinking, wait.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: You were not.
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  Speaker 6: Well, just to put this idea out of her head,
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  Speaker 6: you're not going to bump stock Ken your way out
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  Speaker 6: of this.
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  Speaker 5: One, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: Got it. I'm not sure what that means, but okay.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember when you were going to be part of,
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  Speaker 6: you were going to.
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  Speaker 2: Be the second half of Front Porch Forensics.
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  Speaker 6: And you're like, oh, no, no, no, no, you should
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  Speaker 6: do it with him. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 6: That's not happening here. But it made sense.
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  Speaker 2: Because, you know, she had an emergency during the show.
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  Speaker 2: He stepped in and he did a great job. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, why isn't he the one to host?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I know.
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  Speaker 6: I just wanted to put that idea out of your
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  Speaker 6: head in case that was what you were starting to percolate. Here's,
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  Speaker 6: I don't really need to be a part of this show.
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  Speaker 6: This is a show about men for men. We already
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  Speaker 6: do that one on Tuesday nights, and you're not part
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  Speaker 6: of that one.
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  Speaker 2: This is true.
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  Speaker 6: Anyway, and also, because it's been a minute since we've
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  Speaker 6: heard from him, and for those of you that are watching,
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  Speaker 6: you can actually see both of us tonight, and I
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  Speaker 6: apologize for nothing. Good evening, Mr.
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  Speaker 4: Andrew, sir.
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  Speaker 6: How are you? Are you on Jeff's mothership right now?
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  Speaker 6: Is that what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: No, this is just the background of a picture I
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  Speaker 5: have from one of my jobs. But I'm over here
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  Speaker 5: doing the.
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  Speaker 5: What was the AI character in the 80s?
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  Speaker 6: Max Headroom?
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  Speaker 2: Max Headroom.
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  Speaker 5: My camera on the computer has caused me to Max
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  Speaker 5: Headroom out.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't really seen it yet, but we'll.
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  Speaker 6: See if it happens. If it keeps happening, you should
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  Speaker 6: just change your Name to Max of the Headroom or
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  Speaker 6: something so people know what's going on. And then, of course,
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  Speaker 6: we have none other than the Bon Vivant himself, Mr.
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  Speaker 4: VC.
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  Speaker 6: How are you, sir? How are things?
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  Speaker 4: I don't feel very Bon Vivant-y this evening, especially over
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  Speaker 4: the last two days. It's been not good, not good.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry to hear that, my friend.
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  Speaker 4: Not me, although I did have a kind of life-changing
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  Speaker 4: event thing kind of happen for me, but.
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  Speaker 5: It's not really.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that too. Which is going surprisingly well, believe it
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  Speaker 4: or not. She just walked in and everyone's like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: and everybody gets along and it's great. Dolly yesterday and
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  Speaker 4: Tim Curry today, it's just been like a A one-two
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  Speaker 4: kick to the balls.
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  Speaker 5: It's, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You know, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, dude, if you.
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  Speaker 6: Bring up Yoko Ono one more time, I swear to God,
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to meet you.
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  Speaker 2: I will hunt you down.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, I've actually thought about putting out a, you know,
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  Speaker 6: just because it was a nice little alliteration thing I
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  Speaker 6: came to by accident today. 2026 can suck all the dicks.
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  Speaker 6: I want to put that on a bumper sticker.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go. Put it in the merch shop.
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  Speaker 2: But, you know, this is what made me stop and think.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it was one after the other. And then
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  Speaker 2: BC this morning says, who's going to be the third one?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, why do you do this to me? Well,
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  Speaker 2: it's not only that.
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  Speaker 6: People that already know that it usually happens in threes
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  Speaker 6: have already started saying people need to watch out for
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  Speaker 6: this person and this person and this person. And then
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  Speaker 6: I see one of my cousins been like, has anybody
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  Speaker 6: checked on Clint Eastwood today? I'm like, you shut your
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  Speaker 6: damn mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. My husband said the same thing. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, you. Oh, and I was holding a knife
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  Speaker 2: at the time.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's it. Expect a notice within the.
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  Speaker 5: Next.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. And then somebody else brought up William Shatner. I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: if you people do not stop trying to jinx this shit, I'm...
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna let the resident loose.
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  Speaker 5: Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, that one wouldn't hurt my feelings.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that would be.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, if I say it three times, will it work?
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  Speaker 6: I'm surprised she's not standing behind you now.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, though, I would be so pissed off if George
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  Speaker 4: Takei ends up being the last surviving Star Trek actor.
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  Speaker 6: That would fucking suck. Dude, don't even put that out there.
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  Speaker 2: Please do not. Please do not. Do not. Honestly, I
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  Speaker 2: think that William Shatner would beat him out of spite anyway.
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  Speaker 4: This is true.
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  Speaker 6: The funny thing is When I was younger, because I
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  Speaker 6: bought into all the other actors always piling on Shatner,
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  Speaker 6: I always kind of thought of him as just kind
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  Speaker 6: of the way we see Mark Hamill now. But now
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  Speaker 6: that he's on social media and I see him just
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  Speaker 6: interacting with people and stuff, I'm like, you know what?
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  Speaker 6: He's not what people made me think he was.
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  Speaker 3: It's you guys.
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  Speaker 6: That were the ones that were being like, yeah. Because, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I mean, like even him and Nimoy had that falling
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  Speaker 6: out several years ago. And Shatner started trying to build
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  Speaker 6: bridges back again because he realized, you know, we worked
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  Speaker 6: together for a long time. We were friends for a
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  Speaker 6: long time. And I realized that I really was missing
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  Speaker 6: having him in my life. And Nimoy was like, fuck
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  Speaker 6: off and die in a fire. And I'm like, oof.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't care how mad I am at somebody.
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  Speaker 6: If I've if I've known them for that long, I'm
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  Speaker 6: going to at least be able to be cordial with them.
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  Speaker 6: I would like to think. And I don't know, but yeah,
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  Speaker 6: this whole like Dolly Parton, that that was a punch.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I got to say that the Tim Curry thing,
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  Speaker 6: I was kind of like at first I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but then I started because, you know, I've I've never
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  Speaker 6: really been that big into Rocky Horror Picture Show. But
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  Speaker 6: then I started thinking about all the other things that
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  Speaker 6: he was in, like the Home Alone scene where he's
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  Speaker 6: basically smiling like the Grinch that you're going to get.
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  Speaker 6: the order of linen for this captain. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: how did I completely forget that he was in Hunt
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  Speaker 6: for Red October?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: All of the voices that he did, all of the acting,
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  Speaker 2: he was, I think, I'm not sure, but I think
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  Speaker 2: he's the only human being to be an honorary Muppet.
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  Speaker 5: Well, they put that out today.
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  Speaker 2: Because, you know, that was for Treasure Island was like,
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  Speaker 2: he became a Muppet. It wasn't that he was acting
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  Speaker 2: with Muppets.
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  Speaker 4: He became one. From 1985 until, you know, just recently,
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  Speaker 4: like the last 10 years after he had his stroke,
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  Speaker 4: he didn't work much. But from 1985 until like the
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  Speaker 4: early 2000s, he was everywhere. Seriously. He was doing, he
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  Speaker 4: was doing films. He was doing television. He was doing
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  Speaker 4: stage work. He was doing voiceovers. He, he, you literally
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  Speaker 4: could not get away from him at one point. He
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  Speaker 4: was everywhere. Whether it was announced or not, but the
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  Speaker 4: minute you heard something, because he had such a distinctive voice,
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  Speaker 4: He said something.
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  Speaker 5: Oh shit.
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  Speaker 4: Tim Curry. Oh shit. Tim Curry.
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  Speaker 6: He was a lot like Alan Tudyk back then. I
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  Speaker 6: knew Alan Tudyk from Firefly. And I know I'm butchering
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  Speaker 6: his last name. But that was really all I knew
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  Speaker 6: him from. And then I started researching him. For something
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  Speaker 6: else that I was working on. And I realized that
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  Speaker 6: he did all of these voices that I never put
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  Speaker 6: to being him. Like, and one of the ones that
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  Speaker 6: I thought was the most interesting was finding out that
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  Speaker 6: he did the antagonist robot voice in AI or not
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  Speaker 6: our robot eye or whatever it was, the Will Smith movie.
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  Speaker 6: And in the screen test, I robot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And I don't know why I was flipping that around,
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  Speaker 6: but in the screen test, He was polling so much
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  Speaker 6: higher with the people that were watching the screen tests
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  Speaker 6: in the theaters that Will Smith got so pissed that
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  Speaker 6: they pulled his name in credit.
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  Speaker 2: Well, here's the situation. When you read the book, it's
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  Speaker 2: not about the Will Smith character. It's about the robot.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he was the main character. So I don't–
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  Speaker 2: when that happened, I was just like– But if you
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  Speaker 2: were to read it, it's about the robot. And you're like, literally,
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  Speaker 2: the title. The title should have given it away.
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  Speaker 4: But no.
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  Speaker 2: Will's ego is just... Well, it used to be.
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  Speaker 6: It used to be big.
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  Speaker 2: Not anymore. The less said about him, the better.
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  Speaker 5: I think the most memorable part that I saw him
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  Speaker 5: play was on a two-parter on CSI. where he played
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  Speaker 5: a serial killer over two parts. I mean, I've seen
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  Speaker 5: him play it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Right? I mean, that was just like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 5: that's creepy.
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  Speaker 2: I loved his character in Psych, where he played a
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  Speaker 2: Simon Cowell type of person for an American Scott Talent
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  Speaker 2: type of show or something. And he was hilarious. And
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  Speaker 2: of course, he did Dale the Whale on Monk as well.
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  Speaker 2: And so there were quite a few little, I guess,
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  Speaker 2: side quests that he did in acting.
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  Speaker 6: I'm actually surprised you made the book reference with as
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  Speaker 6: often as I've been torturing you with that theme song lately.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I figured I'd throw it in there, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it was one of the best shows ever, so.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, yeah, I actually, yeah, his Dale the Whale character.
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  Speaker 6: I was sad when they brought that character back a
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  Speaker 6: few seasons later and it wasn't him playing him anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Alan Arkin played it and Tim Curry
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  Speaker 2: played it. And then the last person to play it,
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  Speaker 2: I forget his name, but not a very well-known person.
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  Speaker 2: But I liked Curry's better than Alan Arkin's. But Alan
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  Speaker 2: Arkin's was actually snarkier than Tim Curry's. But, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is great. Curry took the world. Curry took that role.
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  Speaker 6: This is true. Yeah. It's, it's funny that you brought
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  Speaker 6: up Muppet treasure Island because when we did treasure Island,
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  Speaker 6: I was expecting it to be kind of like the
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  Speaker 6: rest of the plays that we've done. And that was
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  Speaker 6: the first real attempt. I want to say that's trying
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  Speaker 6: to be serious. So my pregame for treasure Island was
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  Speaker 6: watching Muppet treasure Island and And then I sit down
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  Speaker 6: and everybody's being serious and I'm like, okay, I'm not
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  Speaker 6: doing that joke. I'm not doing that. Anyway, but I mean,
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  Speaker 6: it turned out really well. It was just surprising because
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  Speaker 6: normally we're just kind of riffing with it and just
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  Speaker 6: trying to break people. And I mean, there were a
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  Speaker 6: couple of times that happened kind of sort of by accident,
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  Speaker 6: but 95% of that one was serious. And I was
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  Speaker 6: kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Mostly when we do these 90% of us are either drunk.
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  Speaker 4: drunk or otherwise impaired.
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  Speaker 6: Either drunk either drunk already otherwise I know right yeah
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  Speaker 6: it's either drunk already impaired or in the process of
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  Speaker 6: becoming either one of those things and that really didn't
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  Speaker 6: happen but yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think a lot of us was waiting for somebody
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  Speaker 5: else to start the riffing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's probably it as well I don't know. I
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  Speaker 4: was like in a quandary like two minutes before I
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  Speaker 4: actually had my first line. It's like, holy fuck, what
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  Speaker 4: kind of accent am I going to do with this?
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  Speaker 4: I had no idea what to do. And then I just,
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  Speaker 4: I just tried something and then I just stuck with it.
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  Speaker 5: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: My, my accent kept changing. I blame CERN. Because for
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  Speaker 6: some reason I couldn't hold on.
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  Speaker 5: Is there going to be riffing on Sherlock Holmes there, Charles?
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  Speaker 6: I couldn't.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what was that?
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  Speaker 5: Are we going to riff on Sherlock?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I, I, I don't know. A part of me
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  Speaker 4: wants to, a part of me wants to do it
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  Speaker 4: like semi-seriously, you know, to, to pay respect to the
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  Speaker 4: actors who did it. And then another half of me
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  Speaker 4: is just like, you know, fuck it. Let's go Mel Brooks.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, shit.
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  Speaker 2: By virtue of the fact that I will be playing Watson,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to riff it because there is
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  Speaker 2: no way that I can be serious about Yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: already gender bending here.
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  Speaker 6: OK, so you're absolutely right.
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  Speaker 4: I think we need to not take it so seriously.
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  Speaker 6: So I do want to I do want to bring
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  Speaker 6: this up because it's kind of in a vein of
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  Speaker 6: what we talk about on the show. This is from
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  Speaker 6: NBC7 San Diego. This was posted around 130 today. Actually,
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, 130 yesterday. Um, the fart corner gives students
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  Speaker 6: a place to pass gas without leaving class and helps
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  Speaker 6: normalize a very normal bodily function. Um, we didn't need
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  Speaker 6: a fart corner when I was a kid. We just
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  Speaker 6: let them go in the seat. Why do we got
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  Speaker 6: to make a kid go to the corner to fart?
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  Speaker 6: What the hell?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah. It's like what they're doing in LA. They
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  Speaker 4: want to give a homeless people like free places to
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  Speaker 4: wink and, and, uh, do other, you know, bizarre things.
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  Speaker 4: sexual things. So, yeah. It's awesome. Love California.
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  Speaker 6: What the hell is happening?
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  Speaker 4: The inmates are running the asylum.
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  Speaker 6: Eh, touche. That is a valid point, though.
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  Speaker 5: I think the inmates would look around and go, fuck this.
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  Speaker 5: We're leaving. I'm staying.
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  Speaker 4: Probably.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Pretty much.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Even the inmates are like, even I'm not this crazy, fuckers.
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  Speaker 6: Just saying. But yeah, I saw that story and I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 6: we got to talk about that. Because to me, that
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  Speaker 6: just seems really, really weird. Because it's like, you know,
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: in Texas, darling, I saw it because she quote tweeted
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  Speaker 6: it and her exact question is exactly what I was
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  Speaker 6: thinking before I realized that she already put it in
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  Speaker 6: the quote tweet. Why is everything so stupid now? Because
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  Speaker 6: everything feels really stupid.
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  Speaker 4: I think we're well past feel stupid. Everything actually is stupid.
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  Speaker 6: Somebody just needs to rewrite the Lego movie theme. Everything
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  Speaker 6: is stupid.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder if we can reset the matrix again.
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  Speaker 6: See, I kind of felt like that kind of was
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  Speaker 6: happening when they shut down CERN. So like for the
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  Speaker 6: first couple months after they shut down CERN, I was
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  Speaker 6: able to sleep and stuff again. And I don't know
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  Speaker 6: if at some point they flipped the switch again and
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  Speaker 6: didn't tell anybody, but I'm back to having insomnia again
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  Speaker 6: for the most part. Part of it, I think, is
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  Speaker 6: I'm getting used to a new bed. I will say
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  Speaker 6: once I do fall asleep, I sleep better than I
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  Speaker 6: have in a long time because I have an awesome
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  Speaker 6: new bed, but I still have difficulty going to sleep
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  Speaker 6: now again. So it was like it was really because
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  Speaker 6: like for a couple months there, I could not get
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: enough sleep no matter how hard I tried. Now I'm
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: like at a certain time and I lay in bed
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: now and go, oh, I can't. Can't go to sleep anymore.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: What changed? We have an homiciding in five, four, three, two, one. Eventually.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Do you, though? Do you really?
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Do we, though?
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Do we really?
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: Probably not. How's things, Amish?
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Yeah, let Rory interrupt, and then I'll give
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: you a sleep tip. No, no, no.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Let Vincent go. I'm just going to make heart noises.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: There's a corner for that now, sir. There's a corner
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: for that now, sir. We need you to go to
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: the corner.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, he's in the corner.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, that's true.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: He's in the lower right corner. Go ahead and fart away, already.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: I don't mind that. Anyway, Vincent, what were you saying?
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: The thing you needed to do?
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: When I had trouble sleeping, this is about a year
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: and a half, two years ago, I went down to
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: five below and I bought... You know those.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Head wrap headphones. They're like sweat band kind of things.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Uh, yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: And you pull them down over your head and you know,
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: they're Bluetooth compatible. I just, I charged them up. I
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: put them on my head when, uh, before I went
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: to bed and I would just like put, uh, a
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: super long, like classical music or, you know, jazz playlist
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: on and just fall asleep to it. And it worked.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: And I did it for like, I think five, six days.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: And after that, I still haven't had a problem sleeping
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: to this day.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Might be worth a shot. But, you know, I don't
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: have a love of wine over beer or an extensive
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: classical library, though, either.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Well, see, you can always look for a classical music
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: playlist on Spotify. It will help you locate one.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: I'm just....
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I know. I know. You're being a dick. And I'm
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: being a dick right back. And that's what I love
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: about you.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Hey, I resemble that remark. I just realized what your
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: tagline says tonight. I hadn't noticed it before.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I like reading.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Keep watching the skis.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Boy blittered knee, boy.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Might I suggest for classical music that you listen to
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: the Danish Symphony Orchestra do the good, the bad, and
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: the ugly.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Ooh, there's an idea.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes. He turned me on to that. It's amazing.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: The version of the Ecstasy of Gold is spectacular. Brings
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: tears to my eye.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Or if you want to, look for Jordi Savarell. He's
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: a Spanish cellist. And he has a Baccarini playlist. And
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: it's basically three quarters of the soundtrack of Master and Commander.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: You'll know all the songs when you hear them. And
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: it's amazing. So, yeah, that's also a good one.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Or the entire library of Bear McCreary.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: You can always try Xanadu.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Or Xanadu, yes. The Xanadu soundtrack always works well.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: Does it, though?
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: It does. Hi, Aggie.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Hello, sweetie.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: I'm tired.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I know, you're exhausted.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: You're working more than I am now, Lordy, and that's
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: hard to do.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: It is hard to do.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I know, it's weird, right?
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: You didn't have to slay any of your co-workers today,
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: did you?
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Today?
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: No.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: We actually got a new one. A sober one?
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Uh, well, he's 20, so.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Probably not.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Probably not, maybe.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: Lordy.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: I just.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: I was, I was talking to the office today. They're
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: just like, we just love how you intimidate the kids
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: out there. I said, I'm not doing anything. I'm just
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: standing there passively. Like we know it's awesome.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: I can't help it.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: If I have boots that are older than these children,
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: you're hiring.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: So, uh, hang on.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I've got a skin tag bigger than you.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: There's a picture. So, uh, while we're, while we're intentionally
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: off the rails for a moment, Did someone mention Xanadu?
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: That wasn't even the best song on that soundtrack.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: Oh, I know.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: But it is the earworm.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: I know. You're welcome. You guys can thank Andrew for that.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: He texted me earlier.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I had We Are Magic stuck in my head for
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: a month after we did that on VCP.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I had that ELO song that I had. I'm alive.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Two weeks. It was horrible. And I love ELO, and
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: it was still killing me. Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Sorry, what were we talking about? What did I interrupt?
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: Well, you actually joined just as we were... Yeah, we
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: had just finished wrapping up Fart Corner, because that was
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: a new story out of California. And then I was
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: going to throw to Aggie and do the the drink
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: of the week. I guess in this case, it should
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: be the drink of the last couple months, but still.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a while since this place was broadcasting,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: wasn't it?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a minute.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: It's been a minute.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Yep, yep, yep.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Well, today's drink is actually a celebratory drink, and this
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: is something that I.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Bourbon?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Well, bourbon's always celebratory, but.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: It's actually called Old Cuban. And it's got mint and
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: it has citrus in it. You're going to take an
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: ounce and a half of aged rum. So the Cristal
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: is not going to cut it for this. You actually
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: need a rum with like a strong flavor profile. So
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: something aged. I would go about 12 years or so.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Three quarter ounce fresh lime juice, an ounce of simple syrup,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: two dashes of Angostura bitters, six whole mint leaves. I
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: always err on the side of more. So you've got
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: 10 leaves, throw them in there. Two ounces of chilled champagne.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: So this is a really cool drink to do if
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: you have leftover champagne from like doing mimosas or bellinis
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: or whatever. But if you don't have champagne, you can
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: use tonic water. And then a little mint sprig for garnishing.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: You're just going to be basically pouring everything in there,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: mixing it well, and then topping it off with the
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: sparkly stuff, the champagne or the tonic. And garnish with
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: your little mint sprig and enjoy.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: I have a question.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: There's no such thing as leftover champagne.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: That was my question.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Not for you, but in this house, I'm the only
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: one that actually touches champagne for anything. So I'll use
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: it for cooking, but I cannot finish an entire bottle
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: in one day. God hates you.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Rookie. Rookie.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Have you tried?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I did once. I bitterly regret it, and never again.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: You know, if you don't have to have the beer
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: truck show up every day, you're not drinking enough.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, you can't drink all day if you
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: don't start in the morning.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I actually did once have like, I bought orange juice
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: and I bought champagne and I was going to serve
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: mimosas and then everybody overslept and then they didn't want
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: mimosas for like lunch. They wanted, um, I don't know,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: wine or whatever, beer, something harder. And so I was,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I was, I was the only one that had drunk
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: the champagne in the morning. And so after that, I
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: was like, okay, I guess I'll keep drinking it throughout
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: the day. And it, I I'm a very slow drinker.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I will nurse a drink for hours. And so it
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: took me literally from like, I started cooking around eight,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: eight 30. And that's when I had, A mimosa or two.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: And it took me until about 8 in the evening.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: To finish the bottle of champagne. But I was like.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I can't do that again. I can't. It's too fizzy.
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: Too fizzy.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: What does that even mean?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: It sounds wimpy and everything. I mean. I think champagne.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: If it's too fizzy for you. Give the bottle a
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: couple of shakes. Before you open it up.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: No, I'm serious.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: When you open it up, just be sure to keep
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: your hand on the cork and let it degas.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, like that.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Give it about five or six really good strong shakes,
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: and then take the cork out slowly, let it degas,
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: and you'll lose about 60% of the bubbles. If you're
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: not into really, really, really fizzy champagne or Prosecco or
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: anything like that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: Champagne comes with the cork? All mine comes with the
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: twist top.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: That's the good stuff. It's like Thunderbird. James Mason for
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Thunderbird Wine.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lordy.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: I do have bad news. I had a terrible thing
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: happen to me today. What? I was banned from the
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Buffalo Trace distillery.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: What? No.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: What did you do?
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: I sampled.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: Were you supposed to sample?
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I sampled.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: He means challenge to a cast.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: Well, they told me there were free samples, so I
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: started opening up bottles and sampling. I realized there was
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: a room to go.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: To.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: They don't want you to sample it. Why are all
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: the bottles right where you can grab them in the
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: gift shop?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Very good point. Very good point.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: What's that line already? Bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: What is that? You want me to drink you?
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: I shouldn't.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: See, we work Simpsons references into every show we're in.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: That's just who we are.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: What if I told you I wasn't wearing a tie
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: at all?
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: Well, to be fair, we hit the 31-minute mark before
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: the Simpsons references really started rolling in, so there's that.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: It's literally in my signature.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got there before that. The Simpsons references started
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: when he showed up.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: I said rolling in, not just stand-alones. You guys did
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: like two or three back-to-back at like the 31-minute mark. Well,
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: We're cultured.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Sue us.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: It's what we do.
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: Is that what we're calling it now?
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: It's an Eddington.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Hey, I gave you the Dutch Symphony Orchestra.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Corn. Sweet as a baby's smile. And tomatoes. Aggie, have
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: you heard that yet?
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: What?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: The Danish Symphony Orchestra doing Good, Bad, and the Ugly.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: It was excellent.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Excellent. Good.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: It was excellent. You know, that theme, not only is
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: it iconic, but it stays with you. It's an earworm
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: that lasts for months. This rendition was just gorgeous. It
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: was beautiful. I don't mind this earworm at all. I
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: love Marconi anyway, so for me it was like super plus.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: The best composer who never had a budget.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Truth.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: So tell me of this fart corner in California.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: I missed it.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I'm not plugged in anymore.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: I'll have to see if I can find it again.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, didn't you just talk about it moments ago?
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, but I already moved off of it by then. So, yeah,
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: this is out of NBC7 out of San Diego. There
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: is a Georgia teacher that says it's a classroom win-win.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: She calls it a gas station for farts. The first
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: thing about this particular gas station is that it's not
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: actually a gas station. There are no pumps, no squeegees
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: in this pipe. what one might reasonably expect. There's no
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: requirement that anyone actually purchase gas. It is a designated
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: corner of an Atlanta elementary school. So wait, I guess,
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: I guess California was getting a bum rap for this
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: one because it was, it's a San Diego story, but
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: this is happening in Georgia.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Yes. Yes.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: This is a, it is a designated corner of an
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: Atlanta elementary school classroom where students can go when they need.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: We're, we're specifically in Atlanta. Where does the byline say?
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: So far all I've been able to see is Atlanta, Georgia.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: There are specific neighborhoods in Atlanta that are a lot
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: more liberal than others.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: It goes on for a second, so I may mention
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: it at some point. It says the creator of this
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: idea is Candy Sidney Browning, a 36-year-old second grade teacher.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: He calls it the gas station, the specific spots where
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: students can go in is the gusty winds area there
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: are air freshener sprays nearby and according to sydney brown
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: it actually works um i have a very weak stomach
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: so i cannot take it she tells today.com and so
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: i was like okay i'm just going to create this
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: area over here where you can just get up and
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: go over there do your business come back and that's
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: just um yeah.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Okay do they have an area where some students can
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: go shit themselves.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: Well, it's probably going to happen in that corner at
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: least once.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: It's got to be the next logical procession there.
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: I'm just waiting for the corner called Spank Bank.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: No, that's in LA.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: That's in high school.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: Hey, some kids start early, damn it. Some kids start early.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: So what I'm getting out of this is that it's
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: in a fluid neighborhood because only a rich woman would
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: have three names.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Right? Yes.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, are you pulling the... Zorro the gay blade thing.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I absolutely pulled Zorro the gay blade.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I so love you.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: We have to do that movie again, already.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what?
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: We've got to have Aggie on as a guest for
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: that one, too.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Would you come on the show if we did that, Aggie?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Okay. All right.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite movies. I love it. Everybody
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: in it was just fantastic. Charlotte Taylor Wilson.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Crime and being poor, only dressing poorly.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Or do you run out to send me a link?
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's for you young kids. There used to be
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: this thing called comedy.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: And it was sometimes dark. I mean, that was, that
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: movie was just, oh, So offensive on many levels, and
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: I love every second of it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: But he nailed it with Bunny Wigglesworth. I mean, it
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: was so beautiful.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Well, they say the Navy makes men. Well, it made
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: a man out of me.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: The weird thing was, that was the first movie I
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: saw with George Hamilton. And as you all know, he
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: had a vast career well before that movie came out.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: And years later, they did the.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: A remake of Where the Boys Are. And it was
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Where the Boys Are 84. And, you know, there was,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: you know, teeny bopper girls.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: And my dad was looking at it going, I thought
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: this movie came out in the 60s or something. And
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, it did? So I went and I
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: looked it up at Blockbuster. And they had it. They
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: had the original And George Hamilton was in it. And
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, I have got to see this movie.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: And of course, you know, it's, it's kind of a, it's,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: it's not that great. It's not a happy movie, you know, but,
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: but it was really good. And I loved George Hamilton's
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: character in it. He was really, really cool. And of course,
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: you know, everybody knows him from the Columbo movies that
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: he did, which were, he was.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Such a good guy. And Love at First Bite was
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Susan St. James.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Oh yes.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Love at First Bite.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: Oh, Some people got mad because he was a sexier
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: Dracula than Frank Langella.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: And people got mad about that.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: We have our third.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: I've got good news and bad news. I'll give you
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: the bad news first. They pulled that copy from YouTube. Oh, fuck. Yeah,
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: the good news is some enterprising young fellow ripped a
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: copy of it and can send it to whoever needs
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: it so we can all watch it and do that show.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: The bad news is that copy is also cursed.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: The good news is you get your choice of topping.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: The bad news is the sprinkles are made of sodium benzene.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: That's bad.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: That's bad. Yep, Simpsons reference. You're welcome.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: Got better news. Yoko Ono takes the place of Susan St. John.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I will hunt you down.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: Dude, we had this discussion earlier.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Why do you hate fine cinema like that?
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: It's cursed, right?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Why do you hate us?
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: But Warren Hutton, so it's good.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: In between the constant Monday countdown memes and now the
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: Yoko Ono jokes, I've just decided you hate everyone equally.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: He's a non-discriminatory hater.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: It's a gift. And we have our third celebrity.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: And a curse.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Who's the third celebrity?
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Who? J.P. Morgan.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: No.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Yep, I dropped a link in the chat. No.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, damn it. I liked her.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Damn it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Wait, who was the first?
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Dolly.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: That was Dolly.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: JP.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Then who?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Then Tim Curry. And now JP Morgan.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Tim Curry? God damn it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow, you must have been very busy.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I am under a fucking rock.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tim Curry today and now J.P.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Morgan.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Wow, she was so.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: She was so snazzy.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Between her and... What's his name?
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: The host on the gong show.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Chuck, I can't remember his last name.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: Chuck Harris.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: And him, you know, talking and then sniffing every five minutes.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Oh man, that dude was so coked up. But we
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: didn't know it at the time.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: I had no clue.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, we knew. I didn't.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: I was young and naive.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: I'm still naive.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it wasn't until I actually started doing coke
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: that I recognized the signal. It's like, holy shit.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I learned it from Chuck.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: I learned it from watching Chuck.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: Dude, apparently that started being posted about six hours ago,
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: so I missed it somewhere, I guess.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: But so yoko ono.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: You remember you know yeah the world is a better
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: place so for those of you yeah yeah why Yoko
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: Oda's still in it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought she died. Never mind.
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: No, no. I was like, wait. Anyway, but yeah. So
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: for those of you who don't know, because.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: I posted it today.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, before Amy went over to Town Hall, she had
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: earned the moniker over at Twitchy of the Grim Reaper
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: because she was the one that was so quick on
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: the draw. Anytime anybody passed away, she'd be the one
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: that wrote about it. Yeah, I mean, I used to
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: do it. Then she got really fast at it. I'm like,
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: you know what? I can't even keep up with you.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: I'm not even going to try. But so she's earned
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: the moniker Grim Reaper. So somebody made the joke today
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: that we have to stop Amy Curtis at all costs
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: before the third one gets announced. So I made a
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: meme today using her Abby from X and having her
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: dressed as the Grim Reaper standing in front of one
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: of those claw machines. And it had Dolly already in
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: the tray. Tim Curry coming up in the hook and
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: then her turning towards the quote-unquote where the camera would
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: be and asking the question, is Soros really even in
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: this damn thing?
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: And yeah. Good meme. Oh, Jesus.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Nicely done.
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I will say it took about.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: J.P. Morgan, a lot of people won't, especially the younger
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: generations here, won't know her.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it took me a second to figure it out,
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: and then I saw somebody post about Gong Shuo, and
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: See, it took me a second, because I'm like, didn't
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: John Pierpont Morgan die, like, decades ago?
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was thinking J.P. Morgan Chase, and I'm like,
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: wait a minute.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, the gal. The gal with the hats.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: She always wore these feathered hats. She had sequins all
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: over the place. I mean, she was like.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: And she always had matching eyeglasses, too.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, and she was like a cross between Phyllis Diller
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: and Elton John.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: I love that moment.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: She was like so out there.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: It was great.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Holy shit, that nails it.
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: You know why she was a cross between them? She
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: was their secret love child. Just saying. Did you not
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: ever hear that Dillard was Elton's beard?
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: No, I'm just You never wore a bra. I know that.
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: Well, it was the 70s. Nobody wore bras back then.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Just like in space, there are no bras in the 70s.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: Oh, so I heard it. I heard a bit today
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: that had me rolling.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Space walnuts.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, space walnuts. So, yeah, I heard a bit today
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: that had me rolling, and it was about Dolly. So
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: I guess it was circa 70s because she was on
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: The Tonight Show. And I think Carson thought they were
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: in a break. And I guess they weren't. Because at
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: one point he looked at her deadpan and says, I
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: will give you my entire annual salary for one year
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: if you just show me those things.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: That's so Johnny.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: Those are things that could not be said today. There
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: would be like attorneys and lawsuits and all kinds of crap.
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, you know, life was a lot simpler
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: when you could just be tongue in cheek about things
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: and nobody got pissed off.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Life was simpler before HR.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: This is true. HR is the bane of everyone's existence.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: Speaking of HR nightmares, you hear about the football team
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: owner who got busted for solicitation of prostitution. It was
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: a real story.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Freaking epic.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: I was like, dude, if you have that kind of
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: money and you're still having to pay for it, you
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: must really be a terrible human being.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Here's a bit of old Uncle Orty's advice to.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: It was Ohio Trailer Park.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Legal brothels exist in Nevada.
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: If you're rich.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Get on a fucking plane.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Literally.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Four hours across the country. Do your thing. Four hours back.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: You're a happy boy.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: This is what Brad and I discussed last night when
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: we were talking about this. Why would he do that
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: when he has so much.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: Money?
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: He can hire people to procure those sorts of services.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Exactly. There are escort services.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Just like cocaine.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: That deal with a certain level of clientele that he
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: could always, and they're very discreet. You know that. I mean,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: we're possessed to do this.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Since Heidi Fleiss got busted, it's all gone downhill on that.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: Ah, yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: You're not kidding.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: Look, he was looking for some variety in life. And
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: you're going to get it.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Circle Ks exist.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Indeed.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: Well played, sir.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: Well played.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: All right, so I saw this a minute ago, and
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: I feel like this is probably a perfect show to
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: bring this up. So with the passing of Dolly Parton
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: and Tim Curry in the last basically 24 hours, someone
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: posted this to X. My friend said it's gay 9-11
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: in a group chat, to which my other friend responded
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: with a meme of Tim Curry and Dolly Parton superimposed
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: over the Twin Towers.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: My God.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: If it was Liza Minnelli and Jim J.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: Bullock.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lordy.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: But I mean, they are right to a point, though, because,
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: you know, the Dolly Parton is like staple for drag queens. So,
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: I mean, they're not wrong. And Tim Curry and the
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: whole little the whole, you know, Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yeah,
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don't know why I kept
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: getting stuck on Little Shop of Horrors.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Which is a cheap substitute for Forbidden Zone.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: Is it really?
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: It really is.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: It really is.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: You know, it's a shame that he's only going to
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: be remembered for that part and Home Alone 2. Not
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: all the other work he did.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: That'd be a.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Bitch.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Can't forget Clue. He made that movie. Well, they all did.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, God, did he ever make that movie?
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Clue, I don't want to necessarily say it was
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: an underrated movie, but in a lot of ways, it
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: was an underappreciated movie.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was very underappreciated. Well, with the time. These days,
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: it's like it's on everybody's classic list. And for good reason.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, because they all watched the Vincent Charles Project.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: The best part about Clue was the fact that....
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: The best part about Clue was what?
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: The best part about Clue, though, is all the different
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: endings that were in theater.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Back in the day, you got an ending for showings.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: So if you wanted to see all the endings, you
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: had to go to three separate showings of the movie.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Which some of us did.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Actually, we did more than that because nobody could predict
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: what Indy was going to be playing at that particular
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: time in that particular theater. So I'm not even joking
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: when I said I babysat for months before this movie
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: came out. just for the express purpose to have enough
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: money to go see this movie more than once. I
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: was that, I was, I was that adamant. I had
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: to see this. And at the time I didn't even
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: know who Tim Curry was because I hadn't seen a
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Rocky horror picture show. I hadn't seen any of his
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: other work. So that was my first introduction to Tim Curry.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm so glad it was.
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: He's definitely going to be missed.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: And you'll receive the Order of Lenin for this.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, he will.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, he will.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: So, Rick, I just saw your text. I'm going to
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: need an hour because, as is obvious of me not
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: knowing Tim Curry died, I don't have a fucking clue
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: as to what's going on in the world.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: I need to spend a little time on, you know,
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: red state and twitching and shit, just so I can
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: figure out what the fuck we're going to talk about.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: So he's going to get in the shower and bring
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: his phone with him and read the news while he scrubs.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: And then in an hour, he'll be.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Up to speed.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: And I'm going to eat a French dip and drink
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: a beer while I'm in there too.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: I can multitask.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, you can. Yeah. you can.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, believe it or not, we are we
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: are getting pretty close to out of time. So anybody
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: got any final stories they want.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: To bring up?
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: Um.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: No, I have no idea what's going on in the world.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Well, I just got a question. I saw a notification. Again,
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: I saw some notifications float across while I was driving.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Are they now trying to say Dolly was a Trumper?
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: A lot of people are trying.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: To say that, but considering the nature of the family
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: and how the family... especially her sister is very anti-Trump.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: She's very Democrat. I doubt seriously that she was a Trumper.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: She just was a political to everybody because her job
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: was being an entertainer. And she took that very seriously.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: That's what she said too.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And, and, and I can't, I can honestly respect that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Michael Jordan's another one that comes to mind because he
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: said the same thing, you know, and when he was
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: pinned about, you know, Do you support Barack Obama? And
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: he's like, politics doesn't enter into my business. And they
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: asked him why. And he said, because Republicans buy shoes too.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Why would you alienate half of the country by spouting
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: off on stuff that really doesn't affect your business? So
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: I totally respect the fact that she kept that to herself.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: It's quite telling that Taylor Swift hasn't come out and
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: spoken about this. For you young kids, that was actually
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: a legitimate meme 10 years ago.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: It was. I've done my research. Remember that?
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, good lord.
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: There are some things I'm trying to forget.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: It was around the same time that we turned a
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: poor AI bot into racist.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: And had a blast doing it.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: And had a blast doing it. Poor Microsoft Tay.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: That was so epic.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: So is Keith Richards going to make it to the
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: end of the year?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Keith Richards is going to make it to the end
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: of the earth. He's going to be the last person.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: The only witness of the heat death of the universe.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: Did y'all see that meme?
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Did y'all see that meme? Keith Richards is holding two babies.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: It said Keith Richards holding Adam and Eve.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: Oh, Jesus. Oh, God.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: He's going to outlive us all. We all know this.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: He doesn't have blood. He's got formaldehyde flowing through his veins.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: He's got every recreational drug in existence flowing through his veins.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't do drugs. We have to wait for
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Keith to die and then we can smoke his ashes. Nice.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: I think he also had some not drugs.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: You've got too much blood in your cocaine.
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: But.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: I was going to make a statement, and I don't
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: remember what I was going to say. I hate when
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: that happens. It was even relevant. I don't remember what
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: I was going to say.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: I've got brain cloud.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: We've got to do that movie.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's so many movies we've got to do that
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Janelle hasn't seen.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Which is like all of them.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: I was going to say that. That's a pretty extensive library.
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: If that's your main criteria is movies Janelle has not seen.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: It kind of is.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, here's the thing. If you're familiar with our show,
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: especially since Janelle became a regular, she has like a
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: shelf and it's filled with DVDs. And she had never
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: seen I've got that one.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: I've not watched it.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. She never saw Casablanca. The DVD is in her,
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: on her shelf. 90% of the films she hasn't seen,
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: she owns. But somehow, mysteriously, she has five copies of
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: The Last Dragon. There's even one in the panic room.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: The safety deposit copy?
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the panic room copy?
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: The garage copy, yes.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Hunt for Red October. Her disc that was on her
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: shelf was bad. She had to go find the backup
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: disc that was in storage or some shit that her
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: mom had with Crimson Tide or something.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like one of those Walmart double disc things.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: But try to get her to watch something good like Sneakers. Oh,
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: that's four months in the library queue.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: That And to add insult to injury, two weeks after
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: we did Snakers, it started streaming on Prime. And I'm like, oh,
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: you son of a bitch.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: They listen, man. They listen.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: It's nice that they listen to the show, but they
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: vex us.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: They vex us terribly.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: He tasks me.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, wait, sorry.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: Yes all right we are just about out of time
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: so let's start with aggie where can folks find you.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: You can find me at aggie the barkeep over on
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: x 8 30 p.m eastern tuesday nights doing the cocktail
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: lounge with the ever suave brad slager 8 30 p.m
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: eastern friday nights doing you said she said with the
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: awesome rick last Wednesday of every month at 8 p.m.,
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: the guys get together doing this show where I bring
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: the drink of the evening and Jeff and I do
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: spirited books on the first Monday of every month at 8.30 p.m.,
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: also known as Aggie Time.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: And VC, where can folks find you?
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: You can find me at YesDebbieCharles on Twitter. You can
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: find me every Sunday night at 6 p.m. Eastern on
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: the Vincent Charles Project with Ordi, Jeff, and Janelle Waugh's Tuesdays.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: You can find me on Men Explain Poorly with you, Jeff, Ordi,
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: and Delaney. Fridays, you can find me on The Curse
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: of Stephan Arrows with Ordi, Jeff, EP, Janie Mack, and Delaney.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: And that's pretty much it, other than the times I
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: guest on this show.
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: And Andrew, do you want anybody looking for you or not?
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: Well, they can look, but I'm in West by God, Virginia.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: I am on X, and that's at NukeMM1 Retired. And
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: sometimes on Sunday, depending on the movie that they're doing
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: on the Vincent Charles project, I'll live tweet it.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: And this week we'll be doing the Michael Caine classic
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: black comedy, Shock to the System.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Which is a good one.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: And Amish, where can folks find you, sir?
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: You can find me in 59 minutes on Rick and Orti.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I just need a little bit of time to find
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: out what's going on in the fucking world. I'm off
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: on Culture Shift this week. Friday, you can find me
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: on The Curse of Stephaneros with Vincent and Jeff and
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: EP and Delaney and Janie Max. Sunday, you can find
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: me on The Vincent Charles Project with Vincent, Jeff, And
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Janelle was. And Min explained poorly Tuesdays when I can
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: actually fucking make it. So, yeah. And you can find
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: me on Twitter, but I haven't been posting much lately because, oh,
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: my God, I'm working a lot.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: All right. So because I didn't budget wisely today.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: Because I didn't budget wisely today and I've already done
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: four hours of broadcasting. There will be an hour break. Well,
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: 58-minute break. And then we'll be back with Rick and Ordy.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: Because there's no... There's no behind-the-enemy lines tonight. I thought
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: there was going to be. I missed a memo somewhere.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Just FYI, in case anybody has Instagram, Miss Piggy posted
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: tributes to both Miss Dolly and Mr.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Curry.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: And they were beautiful. For Miss Dolly, she said, forever
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: in awe of Boo Dolly. With a picture of them together.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: And of course, Miss Piggy has big hair. And then
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: moi will never forget Boo Long John with a heart.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: And I'm just, I'm about to go cry. So I'm
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: going to sign off.
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Not even apologizing.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: All right. Well, enjoy the rest of your night, ladies
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: and gentlemen. We're going to take a brief break. Be
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: back in a little less than an hour for the
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: Rick and Morty show, which will be our closing act
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: for the night. I want to thank everybody for taking
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: the time to hang out with us today. Good news
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: is X chat works. Bad news is X numbers are
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: broken again. It's always got to be something. Yeah, I
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: noticed that. It's always got to be something. Anyway, bye, everybody.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Good thing we're not paid on that.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Right. Right?
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: I would be mad if we were paid because, you know.
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: But anyway, bye, everybody.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I'm on the score. Back in my head.