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Johnjay vs Calendars... any calendar except his own · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Johntay and rich our phone number eight seven seven nine
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  Speaker 1: three seven one oh four seven the tax line text JJR.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you want to say to nine six eight and
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  Speaker 1: nine three, you gotta put jj R in front of it.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this relationships man, how about them?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm married. Yeah, I got the wife. It got
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  Speaker 1: the wife.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And she complains to me, and I think you guys
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  Speaker 1: heard parts of it about my calendar.
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  Speaker 3: I complained to you about your calendar.
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  Speaker 4: Because you don't use a calendar in the way that
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  Speaker 4: normal people use a calendar.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, I don't. It doesn't use anything like people
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  Speaker 3: use anything.
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  Speaker 1: I will put down on my calendar. Let's say, at
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  Speaker 1: nine am, I will put down I'm taping the podcast today.
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  Speaker 2: Three. I put that on that.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you put that at nine and not just try.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see you that nine. I canna look at it. Three.
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  Speaker 2: So I kind of have my own way of doing.
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  Speaker 1: Or I'll put something down on Monday that I know
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do on Friday, so it works in my
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  Speaker 1: head somehow. And then my wife and I we have
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  Speaker 1: an assistant pen that I don't really haven't talked about much,
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  Speaker 1: but Penny created an email account for our calendar so
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  Speaker 1: that Blake can see my calendar and I can see
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  Speaker 1: her calendar. But nobody knows the password anymore, so our
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  Speaker 1: calendars aren't sync. So Blake wants to sit down sometimes
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  Speaker 1: and go over our calendars. And she gets so mad
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  Speaker 1: at me when I book something and it's the same
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  Speaker 1: time we have somebody else coming over, we have another appointment.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 5: She gets so mad because you're really making something kind
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  Speaker 5: of easy, extremely complicated.
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  Speaker 1: So the other day, you know, and my son played
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  Speaker 1: basketball in Hawaii, and Arizona and Hawaii are on the
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  Speaker 1: same time zone.
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  Speaker 2: They never change.
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  Speaker 1: But sometimes he comes to California to play, and my
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  Speaker 1: wife goes to California and then I'll go on.
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  Speaker 2: The weekends and we'll watch him play.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yep.
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  Speaker 1: So she's in California a couple weeks ago and she's
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  Speaker 1: making all these plans for stuff. She's putting them in
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  Speaker 1: her calendar, and she says to me, Hey, I've got this, this,
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  Speaker 1: and this happening, can you put in your calendar? I said,
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  Speaker 1: no problem. Yesterday I tried to be a good guy.
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  Speaker 1: She seemed a little stressed, and we had to take
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  Speaker 1: the dog one of our dogs to the vet to
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  Speaker 1: get vaccinated for something. She said, the appointments at two ten.
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  Speaker 1: I go there at ten, I'll take the dog. You relax,
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  Speaker 1: I take the dog two ten. They say to me,
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  Speaker 1: your appointment's not till three ten. And my wife told
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  Speaker 1: me too ten because it's a three ten, Like what
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  Speaker 1: the heck? So earlier day before, I was getting an
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  Speaker 1: IV drip, Blake says, I can get an IV drip.
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  Speaker 1: I go, they're coming to till forty five. She goes, great,
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  Speaker 1: and she goes, but the people we might get a
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  Speaker 1: new roof We need a new roof us. The roofers
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  Speaker 1: are coming at one and I go, well, you told
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  Speaker 1: me you go twelve forty five. She will the roofers, understand.
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  Speaker 1: So guess what when she made all these plans in California,
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  Speaker 1: they're an hour behind you. So all hell broke loose
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  Speaker 1: because of.
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  Speaker 3: Her love throw.
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  Speaker 5: This is you saying that your calendar system works better
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  Speaker 5: even though you're not putting things into the time that
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  Speaker 5: they're happening.
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  Speaker 6: Her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I put them at the time they were happening.
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  Speaker 2: In my brain.
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  Speaker 1: They work out for really in my brain, But for her,
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  Speaker 1: her little calendar and I would think that that would
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  Speaker 1: change traveling.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they've worked that glitch out, have they?
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  Speaker 3: I guess not?
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  Speaker 5: But I mean you've the same wacka do system that
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  Speaker 5: my wife Stacy has with her to do list. I
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  Speaker 5: think it to do list like I've got, you know,
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  Speaker 5: like pick up this thing, pick up that thing. Stacy
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  Speaker 5: does not have that. She writes down the first letter
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  Speaker 5: of the thing she needs to remember and makes a
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  Speaker 5: word out of it. So it might be cars in
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  Speaker 5: the C and the cars might stand for well, I
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  Speaker 5: need to go, you know, talk to a coach about something.
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  Speaker 5: The A might stand for you know, something else with
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  Speaker 5: an A, But she makes a word game out of it.
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  Speaker 5: But then she'll come to me and she's like, I
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  Speaker 5: can't remember what the letter are was for?
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  Speaker 3: And I know it's very very important.
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  Speaker 2: See. I think that's the difference between her and me
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  Speaker 2: is intelligence.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like, wow, hers, it seems very high IQ,
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  Speaker 3: but very maybe maybe.
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  Speaker 2: You could remember it.
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  Speaker 3: But when you don't remember it, it does not mean
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  Speaker 3: my IQ. It just becomes a puzzle for all of
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  Speaker 3: us to start.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if people have different calendar systems like that,
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  Speaker 1: like for me, also, my alarm clock, my alarm clock
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  Speaker 1: is set for I set my clock fifteen minutes fast
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  Speaker 1: so that when I wake up and by the time
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  Speaker 1: I make it into the bathroom, I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 1: ahead of the game.
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  Speaker 3: But doctor already know, like in your head that you
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  Speaker 3: said it fifteen minutes earlier. I would just go back
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  Speaker 3: to bed for another time.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't.
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  Speaker 7: I can relate to that because I have I have
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  Speaker 7: two clocks by where I get ready, one literally right
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  Speaker 7: next to me, and that is anywhere from twenty to
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  Speaker 7: forty five minutes too fast.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I purposely don't know because I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I just know it's too fast, but I think it's
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  Speaker 4: actually way too fast. When I look at it, I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: plenty of time, So.
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  Speaker 1: You do you do it? But then you're like, I
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  Speaker 1: got plenty of time. Whereas I do it. I get up,
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  Speaker 1: I'm already up, and I look, oh wow, I have
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  Speaker 1: plenty of time. Like I came in this morning, Rich
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  Speaker 1: and I said, man, I don't get it. I woke
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  Speaker 1: up so early this morning. I can't believe I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: in at the time I'm coming in. He's like, go,
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  Speaker 1: what'd you do? I was like, well, it wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: hot tubble lot longer than normal because it was so
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  Speaker 1: comfortable and I knew I had plenty of time, right.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So you just kind of sabotaging yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I am, I am, But anyway, I had such I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's the word I'm looking for. Although calender joy,
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  Speaker 1: calendar joy, so much calendar joy. But I also she
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  Speaker 1: was so frustrated that I felt bad. I couldn't really
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  Speaker 1: have total right.
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  Speaker 3: Was it calendar joy or was it the joy of
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  Speaker 3: being right.
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  Speaker 2: That one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? To think about it, well.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't right. I wasn't right. I was just more
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  Speaker 1: like satisfied that her system didn't work.
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  Speaker 5: Persistent like you, because she's going off on you for
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  Speaker 5: your really kind of crazy system. Yours is crazy, but
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  Speaker 5: it's efficient for me. You're not late for me stuff.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I think I can check you tell you,
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  Speaker 6: But I got going on my calendar tomorrow. It makes
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  Speaker 6: no sense anybody else. I have a pot. I had
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  Speaker 6: a podcast schedule for today. Yeah, I'm taping it three,
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  Speaker 6: but I had it down for Sunday. But I know it.
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  Speaker 2: Sense, I know, but it was no sense.
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  Speaker 3: Your poor wife.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's how we're good for oh, I have a
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  Speaker 1: lunch today and tomorrow at the exact same time, at
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  Speaker 1: the exact same place, two days in a row.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty excited about that because I like the food. Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: That's just the way my little system works.
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  Speaker 1: If you've got a crazy calendar system that works for you,
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  Speaker 1: call us at eight seven seven nine three seven one
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  Speaker 1: oh four seven, or text us text JJR and your
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  Speaker 1: system and we'll call you and get you on there
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  Speaker 1: to hear about it. Or maybe it's an alarm clock system,
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  Speaker 1: or maybe it's a really bizarre system like Rich's wife.
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  Speaker 2: That's great.