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#102 Kitchen Abs, The Silent Game And Cane Toads · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: I've been given a very important task on this weekend.
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: It's my sister's wedding. This will come out and she
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: will be married hopefully.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: Yes to Betty and Risey. I've been given a very
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: special job. It is ceremony DJ. There's like four songs,
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: but she's like.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: Don't fuck it up.
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: What's this song they're going to walk down the aisle to.
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: I've just been sent it, so please give us a
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: little taste.
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  Speaker 2: Groovy, baby, that's very groovy. This is walking back up
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: the aisle. Ah love that. Exuse me?
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: Are you mixing or are you just pressing?
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Playing stop? I'm going to do it all great DJs
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: do and press plan stop.
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know how many DJs listen to this podcast,
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: but to those who do.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Get a real job. Welcome back to who don't.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: Dad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Mattie J and I.
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: And this is a podcast. You hear that weird like
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: breath I just did. This is a podcast all about parenting.
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: It is the good, it is the bad. And if
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: you've come no, yeah, if you've come wanting any advice,
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, not from us, not from us,
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: not today, not ever, Ashton, we should start this off
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: by having a little cheeky beverage. Be regino, what are
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: we having? Where's that from?
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: That's from TikTok. Remember in the days we were all
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: locked down, we should have a be and what do
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: you go there, big guy, I've got the Hinderland big
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: pale ales, knowing what Laura calls me, the big pale
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: from Stonewood. It is a limited release, man, but I
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: have some good news for you. Next year it will
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: become part of the permanent fixture, their permanent range.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: Who enjoyed this, Laura? Laura Burn Yeah, quite a few
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: of these? You text me after When we recorded our
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: episode last week, I had a few too many big
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: pale ales.
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: I was very sweary.
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: On the episode, very I listened to it back and
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: every second word was.
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  Speaker 2: Like fucking.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: This is not.
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: And I get a little bit slurry halfway through. So
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: I'll limit myself to just one of these today.
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: Well, cheers, I crack that and cheers cheers my friend, cheers.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Now, Oh hang a second, can you taste
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: that mandarin?
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: Taste the pineapple, pine and herbs.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mandarin. I get a bit of mandarin there. Do
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: you always pick up the mandarin.
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: You're like one of those pigs that sniffed out truffles,
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: but instead of truffles, it's mandarin. You're how many Mandarins
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: in this household right now?
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  Speaker 2: Have a guess? Sixteen?
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: Very good?
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: It's actually not pineapple, Matt, it's pine No, fuck you?
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, the back of the back I can.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: There's the Vic Secret Blend, and there's the Eclipse the
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: Eclipsemith versions.
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: You know, the Eclipse Smith version.
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: And if you're wanting to get your hands on this
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: beer or any delicious beer from Stone and Wood, heading
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: to Dan Murphy's a bws around the country and jump
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  Speaker 3: on their website Stonewood dot com dot au. That is
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: all one word, and get it delivered to your very
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: front porch.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: I will be doing that because I'm lazy, and honestly,
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: I don't like talking to.
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: People in shops so much. Rather get things dropped off
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: from on the line.
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: Just really, really quickly. We are going to go into
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: a big announcement. But talking about not liking big groups
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: of people, I went for a run. It's just really
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: quickly went for a run around Centennial because I was like,
• 3:57
  Speaker 3: it's going to be late at night. Nice and quiet.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't fucking realize there was like a fun run on.
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: There was thousands of people there, and then I wanted
• 4:07
  Speaker 3: All the exits were clogged up and it was a nightmare.
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: The sexual predators would.
• 4:11
  Speaker 3: Be like, yeah, Ash, we have a big announcement to
• 4:17
  Speaker 3: make we do this is a littit late.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: It is that I'm back.
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  Speaker 3: Also, in addition to that, yeah, because I do, it
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: is Hey, it's nice to have you here.
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: It's good to see your face.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: I've honestly forgotten what it's like in Australia. I've been
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: away for so long.
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: I'm annoyed that you haven't called me boss yet.
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: I had to refrain, but my inner monologue was Indonesian.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: For the first few days. I was bad.
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: It still is ours now gone back to slowly.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: I keep going to say sik swimmart to people, which
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  Speaker 1: is Balinese for thank you, not the traditional Indonesian which
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: is tera.
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: Mccussey.
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  Speaker 3: The amount of times you would attack people like me
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: for going MESSI when they come back from Europe and
• 4:58
  Speaker 3: then you're number one. You live in Europe, lived in
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: London for four years, must be nice.
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: But the big.
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: Announcement, Ash is the fact that we have cracked the
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  Speaker 3: triple figures. I know we are a little bit late.
• 5:10
  Speaker 3: You missed our anniversary.
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: I did in true classic form, I think we both
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: missed our anniversary, classic man missing an anniversary day.
• 5:19
  Speaker 3: So I had to recall with Laura and pretend it
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: was you, which was weird.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: Awkward for the sex after it was it was very awkward.
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. Of course, what's this thing calling
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: her ash as I'm climaxing. Wow, but we have come
• 5:39
  Speaker 3: so far that, you know, the two of us, you
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: and me, like, what a what A?
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: What an achievement? Ash She is an achievement. I'm achieved.
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: I feel achieved. You look very achieving.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Who'd have thought she DM from Matthew Joe?
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: Was it from you? Well?
• 5:54
  Speaker 3: I went back into our DMS and I tried to
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: go back to the start, and I was scrolling up
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: and up and up and up and up, and I
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: was like, it's taking a very long time.
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: So I gave up on that.
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: That's a sign of a good relationship. If you can't
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: get to the top of the messages.
• 6:07
  Speaker 3: What an achievement. But some people have said, hey, how
• 6:10
  Speaker 3: did you and Ash come to be. What is the
• 6:11
  Speaker 3: story that? Were you always best friends? Childhood friends? What happened?
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: Well, it actually started with, like all good relationships these days.
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: I think you started liking my videos.
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: First, I think that's incorrect. On TikTok, I think that
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: is highly incorrect.
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: And then we transitioned into Instagram.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: That you transition, you're doing all of the moves, you're making,
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: all the moves you initiating here.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: I thought, I'm just like, take me, Matthew. Now.
• 6:38
  Speaker 3: I thought your videos were clever.
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: Not all of them.
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: I thought maybe one in one in five were clever,
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: and that was enough to like bait me in.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: You aligned to yourself, mate, I know what your standards are, like,
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: I must be of high standard.
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: I was thinking you to engage.
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: I was thinking to myself, he's good, but he's got
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: to have some kind of flaw.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
• 7:01
  Speaker 3: So we got together. It was a Christmas party.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Well, actually what happened was when you were trying to
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: court me. I was telling my wife, I was like this,
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: Maddie J.
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: Johnson, guy, surely you must have heard the name spoken
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: in media somewhere.
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: I thought you were the weather man.
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: I did do the weather time of Lyne.
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I actually thought you were Sam Mack. I'll
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: take it for a long time.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: I'll take it. He's a very lovely guy.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: And she was like, you got to follow me back,
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: you got to hit him back, and then I did.
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  Speaker 2: Of course I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Hesitate, pretend like April forced you into this shed and
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: now we're here and she's like, come on, like meet
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: up with him, go down that dark alleyway.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: Be careful, make sure you wear protection. Yeah, it was
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: a Christmas party that you It was like a blind date.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: I got invited to a Christmas party. I didn't.
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: It was look bear with me for a second because
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: it was a very cringe Christmas party. It was for Facebook,
• 7:51
  Speaker 3: Facebook Meta, We're doing Christmas party, and so I knew
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: going into that party it was going to be a
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  Speaker 3: room filled with twenty year olds.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: Perfect, and I thought, stopping it, creep, Sorry, you keep
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: setting me up of just knocking them down.
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  Speaker 3: And then I thought I don't want to go by myself,
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  Speaker 3: and also I don't want to invite It's hard because
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: you don't want to invite somebody who is like a
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: builder into that environment.
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they get a bit touchy because.
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: They'd be like, what what is this? What is this
• 8:20
  Speaker 3: hell hole? Who are these people? And as well, everyone
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  Speaker 3: lives on their phone. Everyone is just filming. It's a
• 8:26
  Speaker 3: bunch of people on their phone. Yeah, it must all
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: be a silent just go and that's what it's like.
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: So I brought you along because I was like, he'll
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: get it. He's a man who gets content. He also
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: loves a drink one fire. Yeah you met at the
• 8:38
  Speaker 3: pub before. We had like a pre pub drink before
• 8:41
  Speaker 3: going to the party. And we should get back to
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: that seat. We should go back to that seat. It
• 8:46
  Speaker 3: was a great evening. All of a sudden, we're making
• 8:48
  Speaker 3: videos together. People are loving it.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: People were like, ma, give us the dads. It was
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: more of this.
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: And I was like, this is this is something special,
• 8:58
  Speaker 3: this is weird.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, the podcast was born out of those videos.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: Went they Matthew.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: Because I did have to convince you to do this podcast.
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah I was convincing.
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: I wasn't that keen. I wasn't that keen at first.
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been burnt before.
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: Do you know what sold me? Ash? You know what
• 9:18
  Speaker 3: sold me? We did a little demo and I think
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: Laura was in the room as I was playing it
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: back in the living room on the couch, and I
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: was listening to it, and she kind of is picked
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: up and she goes, that's pretty funny.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: Is that is that ash?
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: And I said, yeah, that's that's the demo record. It
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: was like I imagine when like a record label exec was
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: playing like the Rolling Stones. Well, he's too problematic these days.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: She's like, I think I think you got some there, kid, boy,
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: I think he's got it.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: You want to be a star, kad.
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: And here we are. One hundred episodes later, one hundred
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: and three, one hundred and two episodes later, we did
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: a call. We said how should we celebrate and people
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: were like, give.
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: Us free staff definitely. Yeah.
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: And I was like, all right, so we've got something.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: Planned we do and we will let them know at
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: the end. Yeah.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we won't let them know right now.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: At the end of time. No, the end of this episode.
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: End of this episode. We're just going to edge you
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: guys along for this episode.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: Did you say it?
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: We'll tell you at the very end, my favorite pastime,
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: how you can win this incredible prize that we've managed
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: to get our little dirty hands on.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm excited Ash.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: You were back. You had a fucking six month holiday.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: Felt like that too long with my kids?
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: Man, whose idea was it to take three and a
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: half weeks?
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Who's that is that? April? Yeah? Her aim starts with
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: a and ends with prol.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: It's a long, long holiday.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: It's a long time to spend with your kids.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: It's a marathon, dude, It's a marathon.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: I was. By the time I was at the end
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: of it, I was just like, shut up. I think
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: We're in the car.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: On the way home from the airport at like ten
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: o'clock at night, and I was like, don't eat my
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: bottoms and I'm like, shut.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: Where's my water? That's enough out of you?
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: I love you, daddy.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: Literally, I was like, look, we've done a lot of
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: great talking today. That's enough. No, it was. It was good.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: You know, like a lot of kids, man, a lot
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: of kids, but they've all got their own quirks. These
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: kids behaviors rub off on people. I'm not going to
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: name and shame people because there wasn't that many people.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: If one person's like, well that's not us, that's probably
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: the other people that you know.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: How many was there of you.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: It started with twelve parents, twelve kids for a week.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: Suck it was. It was a lot of fun. It
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: was a lot of fun.
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: Like when like it's like who many, dude, too many?
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: Don't knock it too try it.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: And then we dwindled down because we all went to
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: different places in Bali.
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: You guys split up?
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: We did.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we went to Nuslan Bomba, which was beautiful.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: Well that must be real nice.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: It was really nice.
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: It was very nice in fact, like Muslin Bomba is
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: that mainland? Or that is that island?
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Where is that ash island?
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: How do you get there?
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: Like a thirty minute boat? Ah, speedboat?
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: We have to take actually speedboat.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: I don't want a yacht that's too slow.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: And we went with friends of ours Mike Consanna and
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: their two kids, Ziggy and Lennox. Happy to name and
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: shame them. He's a liability around drinks. Any drink?
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: How old Ziggy three?
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: In a bit, someone says she's clumsy or drunk. Every
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: day she knocked over a drink somewhere. First day we
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: got there, I put a fresh beer down.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: But also that's on you, dude.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: It's like people who haven't been around kids putting anything
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: near the end of a table.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: In the middle of the We tested it. I tested
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: it with a bottle of water.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: How was she getting to the middle of the table.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: I put a.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Bottle, a plastic bottle there, right, and then she was
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: like on the and she's like just like knocked it over.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: We're at a.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Restaurant, crawling on a table. No, no, just hands over.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: And then we're at a restaurant and she's got a
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: juice right, and.
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: She's drinking drinking it like.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: That, like not touching it. And then she's just like
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: goes to touch it. It's like and it got to
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: the point that we were like, where is she going
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: to spill the next drink?
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: They're putting bets on it pretty much.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: And then it came to her head.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: When we were at it kept getting like worse, like
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: the drink was bigger, or the drink was more expensive.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: There was a cocktail or something here or there.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: And then we were at this cafe and this poor
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: waiter with a tray of ice coffees.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and Zi he's like.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: With her head knocks I think like eight ice coffees
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: off smashes the glass everywhere and She didn't even take
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: any notice of it. She was like, we're this idiot,
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: so the shit around here. So she was the trip liability.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: She was like, okay, well, how many ice coffees are
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: going to have to pay for on this trick because
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: she just smashed them everywhere.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: There's always one my guy there is.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: That was her quirk. Oscar.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: And when you do travel with kids, obviously it takes time.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Then I understand they've got to wait plane checking. It's
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: always a line, customs, Immigration, it's just line after then
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: they're on a plane for six hours and then lines
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: at the other end.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: They don't quite understand.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: So we you try and do anything to try and
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: pass the time, especially when they're talking heats. You're like,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: why don't we play the silent game? And Oscar's very
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: good at going.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: I like to play the game of who can hold
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: their breath the longest.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Well, that's where were that's where we're going with this.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, So we're in the back of a cab okay,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: and it's like a fifteen to twenty minute drive. We've
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: been at a beach club with the kids all afternoon.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: They're overtired. Oscar's like, how long is it going to
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: be like blah blah blah. And I was like, why
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: don't he played the silent game? Because I fucking had
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: enough of you guys. And there was like four kids
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: in the car and I'm in the middle seat. The
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: kids are mainly in the back and there was like
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: one kid next to me, and I was like, we'll
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: play the silent game.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Who wins? And everyone went silent. I was like, oh,
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: work the street.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: And I look over and Oscar's holding his breath in
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: the back of the car, and he doesn't realize that
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: it's just a silent game.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Not that you're not allowed to breathe game.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: But you do make a bit of noise with your breathing.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: So he was like I look over.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: And he's like go And he's so competitive that he
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: was like on the verge of passing out.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, breathe.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm just like, bro, it was a
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: silent game and you lost.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: So yeah, but he survived.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Can I ask, looking back at the entire three months
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: that you were away, what was the best part, what
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: was the worst part.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: The worst part would have been the near broken back.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I went over there with like a slightly sore back.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Now it's completely fine. Yeah, And that was probably the worst.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: A couple of days after that where I was like fuck,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: should I go to the hospital, Like I was like, fuck,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I think my back's broken. And then I was like
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: it feels more bruisy now, and it was just like
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: just once I got back in the water started surfing again,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: like three days later, I was like, yeah, I'm fine.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't get Bali belly, which is great. That's weird.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I've this is that's three times in a row that've
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: been to balleiy and not got Bally belly.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Am I. My stomach was like.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Been back for a couple of days there, big fella,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: we can still get you, I think, my f and
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: this is going to be sweet.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not a very sweet guy, but.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be My favorite part was I think the
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: first day in New slam Bong and the tide had
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: gone out. All three families that were still with went
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: down and there was like all these little pools of
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: water that the kids could look for crabs and look
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: for in the reef and we sat down there in
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: like that deep so foot deep for those listening who
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: can't see my hands, and we just I think we
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: sat there for like five hours. And it was like
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: out the front of this restaurant too, so they were
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: coming down and bringing food down, bringing drinks down. The
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: kids were like, they were bringing ice creams down for
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: the and we just all sat there and we had
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: the UI boom going and there was no one else
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: on this entire beach. There was a guy driving a
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: big digger. I don't know what he was doing. I
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: think he might have been practicing.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I had a shovel.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: That was great, and that was just like a really
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: nice Yeah, it was a nice moment, to be honest.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: The dig apart was probably not essential, No, it's essential.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: It was just us, our families and.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: The diggers like love me literally, But you know, I
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: could have easily said, you know, the nights out with
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: the dads.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I think that was like the when I look back
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: and I go, that was the nicest spart.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: That was beautiful, thank you, I'm a beautiful man. That
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: was lovely, thank you. But yeah, it was good. It
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: was good.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I would highly recommend maybe not going with twelve, but
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: you know, we we weren't in Unison to do everything.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: We've got a Barley trip next year.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Must be nice already when BRIT's wedding. I'm going to
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: get Brit on the phone right now. Where is my invite?
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I don't even know she needs a DJ.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I've just got four songs I can play.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: But yeah, good are you? So you're going to take
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: the whole family do a trip, leave the kids. Oh,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: must be the kids leaving me.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Something else that came out of the trip is April's
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: abdominal muscles.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: So there was a couple of photo April in a bikini.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't know. I wasn't looking.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, posted on the interweb twenty first of October, roughly
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: four pianos. You guys were on the beach purple poker dot.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: No.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't notice, I explain.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: That's rude. You should have noticed. I did notice. Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: So there was a photo of April and I a
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: potato head in particular. That was a suggestion from someone
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: on the Facebook group said go to potato head tat kids.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Gonna be honest, not.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Great for the kids, but it's Balley, so that we
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: we still had fun.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Potato heads good for the kids.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Just very It was just very busy there's a kid's
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: pool there. Yeah, but it was like cold and shit right, yeah,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: but we went in the adults pool.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: We peed in the adils pools. Scrape, I peed in
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the apes. Thank you fucking everyone going out. I'm at
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: it now. I'm a dad. I do not care.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I think there's a time when you're not allowed to
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: pee in the pool. It's between being eighteen and having kids.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I think that time. It's like fround time. You've got time. Bro.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: If I get out to go to the talk that
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I've got, Macy get out.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: She wants to take up swimmers off.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm like a month away from shitting in the
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: pool now. I'm like, I'm relaxing. No one understand me.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Reminds me you should never go into pool with you.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so potato heads, thank you for the suggestion.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know who it was, say Hallie.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: She's like yes, And we posted a really nice photo.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: It was really nice sunset photo.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: It was a real nice photo.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: It was a nice photo. And then I got an
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: influx of direct messages. I sent three or for those
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: who are a.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Bit younger than us, DMS people saying, are we going
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: to talk about your wife's abs. I've given her a
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: big head because I told her I shouldn't have. So
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: for the rest of the trip.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Was she just flexing?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like anytime, Like anyone was like, hey, Avery,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: She's like, it's a lifestyle.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Just curling at the dinner table and she's like, do
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: you even lift?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: She is, And I mean, this is the most respectable
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: way possible.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: She's very fit.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: She is. She does work very hard, like she Macy's
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: three now, and she's very high on routine. April like,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: she's so routine, Like every morning at five o'clock, she's
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: off to the gym. She loves it, loves it. She
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: did a couple of sessions over there, but we.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Like, get back in there.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I can do those ways now.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm sucking off eating the ice cream on
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: the beach, yes, because I am.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: And uh yeah. So she she eats very well.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: She's a.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: What can I say anything that would being a joke.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: It's not a joke. It's serious. It's a lot of style.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Once she yelled at me because there wasn't enough protein
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: in the dinner.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I mate, is she a pilarates girl's flaty's girl? No,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: she's just hitting the weights. She comes in and out
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: of pilates every now and then. So Sarna, who we went,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: and she's a pilate's instructor.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: How she getting so shredded?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: She just trains hard, bro And like I said, protein,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: it's a lifestyle.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Call her right now and I would have had like
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: weekly splitters.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, April.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Random question, how are you splitting up your routine at
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: the gym?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I do a lot of lower body and then I.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Do boxing as my upper body. That's about it. That's it.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: How many times a day are you doing abs? ABS?
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Are building the kitchen babes there?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: It is all right by Apri, love you oh.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: In the kitchen.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: If there's anything you take from this episode, that's the
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: key take.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the recipe for ABS is because
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: it's not working for me.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: It's definitely not happy.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I spend so much time in the kitchen and it's
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: not working. That's enough about me and my wife's abs.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: You also have ABS, and you also went on holidays.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: I'm essentially your wife.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I could be you could be on your tucky sack back.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I'm game.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: I took a leaf out of your page. Is that
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: the right saying a page I.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Took a page out of I took a book out
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: of your page.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: A page out of your book. I'm so bad with
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: saying sorry apologies. I was I was missing you. I
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: was struggling, and I thought, what would ASH do in
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: this moment. I know, I'll take a holiday.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I would do.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: And it was kind of similar in that I didn't
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: go away with twelve families. I went away with two
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: other families. And this is one of the families that
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: I met. I don't know if I told you this story.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: I try not to tell you the story too much
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: because I know it may make you a little bit jealous.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Nothing makes me jealous. That's a lie. Okay.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I met this couple at the park. I would like
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: to say over a year and a half ago.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Melonenzo, Yeah, I love Melonenzo, very good memory. Yeah, and
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: me and Enzo cash up too. What Yeah? Do you
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: know that? Why actually seeing you out for this? No
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: you're not. Yeah, no, I made that up. But Enzo,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: if you're free, So we were.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: We progressed the relationship from just you know, a bump
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: into the park every now and then to then having
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: playdates with the kids. Do it in the park, just
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: just bumping into each other, you know.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: It was like night or a Friday, just bump in general.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Manybody there. But we would have playdates. We will go
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: to each other's birthday parties because they have two young kids.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: We have two young kids, similar ages. Everything was going
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: great and then we decided to take the relationship to
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: the next level. Well, let's book a holiday.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question?
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, you can ask me.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: You recently went on holidays with April and I as well?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Which holiday was better?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Don't you dare?
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Don't you dare?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Ash? Well, I dare both forgot.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: I couldn't compare.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: It was like, answer, it was you, it was ours.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Just say it, it was yours.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: You know what, I'm going to go on holiday? Then
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: don't and then I'll compare the pair. Please now.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: And they're like, what the fuck is going on?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Why are you here? Why are you in? Yeah, I'm
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: on holidays.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: We had another family Eddie and Nick came along as well.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Shout out to them, where are they from? Glad you asked?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Backstory, give me all of them from.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Brisbane, once from Melbourne, originally lived in Sydney, but you
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: used to live down the road from us. We would
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: often see them walking down to the beach. We've all
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: come so far, we have the relationships, the podcast episodes.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Everyone's just ticking boxes right now. It's a time to celebrate.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: It is, Hey, where'd you go? I'm glad you asked.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I flew back from Bali early and I just hidden
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the bushes and I was like, my Matthew.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: With someone else right now. Great holiday, great little weekend
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: get away. Kingscliff near the Gold Coast. It's in between
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Byron Bay and the Gold Coast and it's.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Just it's a lovely, my old stomping ground.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: But it was lovely, bit similar to yourself. But it
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: was only three nights that were away, where like your
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: patients was wearing very thin. I remember one day in particular,
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, we're going down the beach and Marley's like,
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I'm bringing my pencils and my coloring in and I'm like,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: you're not not bringing in your coloring pencils and pens.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. And she's like five years old and she's
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: like I am, and I was like, you're not.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: And Laura was down the hallway. She went to get
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: some fresh towels. She came back in after Oh fuck,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: she just came back in and she's like, I could
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: hear that from the hallways.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Oh that's embarrassing. It's fine, Dad, voice activated got to happen.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: But on one day, Ash and one day we went
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: to a place called Tropical Fruit World.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I'm familiar.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: The most fertile soil in the world. Is great for kids,
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: is it? It's essentially just like a big, an enormous paddock.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: You jump on a tractor. It's like a train. You
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: then all hop on the tractor, you go around. They
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: talk about all the fruit that they've planted there over
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: the last few decades. You then stop, you pick the fruit,
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: You crack macadamia nats, you eat bananas. Everyone's having a
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: really wholesome, great time.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: That's great, Okay, I like it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: But then you finish Ash at a part of the
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: tour where you just sit down and you feed the
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: animals and give me an array of animals. You've got goats,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: you got donkeys, you've got koalas. Have I made a mistake?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Is this allowed or not laid on me?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: And maybe it's a queens end thing. I'm not quite sure,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: but it was the end of the tour essentially finishes
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: at a park playground, and everyone's just everyone's feeling so great.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Everyone's smiling, everyone's had a good time. We're all full
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: of fruit, sugar. We've all been padding the animals, you know,
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: and you've been in that group on the tour from
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: start to finish. It runs for a few hours, so
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: you're also you're feeling connected to the other people you're
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: on the land. You know, it's just you're feeling wholesome.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: And also featuring you being connected to all the other people.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like, what's this girl's do.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: But also you're seeing other wild animals as well on
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: the tour, like, you know, we saw some turtles, all right,
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: we saw like bush turkeys, we saw a snake. You
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: just like it was a small board of native animals, delicious, beautiful, okay.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: And then some people were like, look, it's a frog
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: and I was like, that's no frog, that's a cane toad.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Coming from Queensland. A cane toad is like a cockroach.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's more cane toads than people in Queensland. You
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: just you kill it, oh yeah, and you kill it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: The most dramatic way you can.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: So whilst a few people mostly are kids and melon
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Enzo and Ed and Nicky's kids, they were all like
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: looking at a frog. They don't know what a cane
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: toad is. I now know. They were like, wow, look
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: at this cane toad. And I come.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Steamrolling in and I'm a good old world.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Combo, throw my guitar, jump up from the campfire, and
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I boot this thing so fucking hard. This cane toad
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: is like.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: And I was like to like two points, all the
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: flags go up. It's like, if you're allowed to do that,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: you have to do that. You're a pest.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: As a Queenslander, your instinct to see a cane toad
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: is just immediately.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Kill it because they're introduced as well. They're a pest.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Bro they're an introduced species. What were they cane to say?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: The cane fields eat the cane beetles, hence the name
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: cane toad.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: That takes me back to my childhood. You're kicking that frog.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I'm just having flashbacks.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Thank you of kicking the shit out of fucking cane toad.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: So then did I look.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I turn around and the kids were all like.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: The frog.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: That's Molly who's so sensitive, was just.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Like, Mommy, I can't stop thinking about death, and.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: All the kids are hysterical, and I was like, have
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: you ever done something where you know, you turn around
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: and you expect nothing but praise, like what a hero?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And everyone's just like what's wrong with you?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: And Lord was like, you're such an idiot sometimes and
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm just.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I'm just a man, That's that's what I mean.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: It's like, if you haven't grown up around doing that,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: it's a bit of fucking whit.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Melanenzo. They're from the UK, so they don't understand, like
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: they don't know what.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Even animals in the UK do they There's none, there's
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: none left. There's no pitchures. That's it. Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: And then as well, and then like some of the
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: other families, they were like hiding their kids like oh
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: my god, like.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Timmy look away.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like, yeah, I think you've done the right thing.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I'm got a backyard.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I would be going, I just kick it again.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Laura was like you're about to get kicked off the
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: tour as well, Like the ranger was looking at me
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: a bit funny, and I was like No, he's not.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: He's cool anyway, he's like.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Good kicks on.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: No one gave me any praise except for Eddie. Eddie
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: was like, I've killed a few.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like when I was because they were they
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: made their way south down the border obviously, because you
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: weren't in quents, and they made their way down and
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: there's so much pushland and stuff.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: A couple of things, right.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: They're good for one thing going Like a poisonous snake
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: is around and eats one, it'll kill the snake. It'll
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: also kill your dog if a dog eats it. And
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: they're so hard to kill, like I have literally squashed
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: one of its guts out of its mouth once and
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: it split it out of the road.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: And they do that.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: They do that on purpose. It's a self.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Defense, he said. And I walked away like and then he.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Just swallows the guts and it like hops away. So
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: when I kicked it, it's guts where out, and they're
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: like it's dead, and I was like, it's not even dead.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: You need to kick it like three more times.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Let me do it. You just stomp on it and
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: the next.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Thing, it sucks the guts back in and hop away
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: because it's back, is all past, and the cane Toad was.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, literally sucked in, fucker, I've survived, survived worse
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: than you, Bro.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: You kick like my nana the way as.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: We've been edging the listeners this whole episode, Yes we
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: have and if you're ready to climbax.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: We've talked a lot about holidays. We are who bring
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: the horn in here.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: We have a getaway, get away, we have a giveaway.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: We have to get away. The cane Toads are after it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: We have a great prize that you, the listener, you
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: can win and enjoy a holiday like Ashes just had,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: like I've just had, and.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe a bit more responsible than us.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think where you're about to go. There are
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: no cane Toads.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: No.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: But in celebration of us hitting one hundred episodes were
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: now like one hundred and two, we are giving away.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: We're giving away one lucky family a three nights day
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: at the Sunday's Boutique Hotel on Hamilton Island, ASH. It
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: is just about to open up. It's going to be
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: ready for next early next year. They're currently building it
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: to its brand spanking. You may be one of the
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: first families to stay there.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: How did we get that? How do we manage that?
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: You're looking at so much?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know about this show, okay, so what I
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: do know though? It includes breakfast, a five hundred dollars
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: dining credit. I'm taking this a yacht cruise to white
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Haven beat Have you been to white Haven.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Beach many times? My friend?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Beautiful must be nice?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Worth seven thousand, six hundred and twenty dollars. The price
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: is right, do I in beautiful?
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Have you been to Hamilton Island before?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I've been a couple of times, lost nice with and
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: without kids.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: It's bloody great.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: It is good. It's a great place for kids.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: It's a great place. And we're going to throw on
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: one thousand dollars to make sure you're in the family
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: can get there. However, way vote you walk speed boat
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: save the money. Yeah, that's a great price. So they
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: could use the thousand dollars on flights. We'll just give
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: it to them to give it to them. Yeah, if
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: you want, you can, you can swim there.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: If you've already got flight credit. You could use that
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: as spending money.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: That's that's cocktails. That's cocktail spending money.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: So as a family of four. So if you've got five,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: flee the fifth one the time.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so two adults, two kids, okay, cool, okay, and
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: the way that you can win. Okay, what we're asking
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: you to do. If you have a video that shows
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: us that you deserve a holiday because of your kids,
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: you need to post that on social media on Stories,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: tag us at two doting dads with the hashtag hammo escape.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: H a mmo escape. So I'm thinking like, if your
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: kid has gone in and drawn all over your bedroom walls,
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: have that on camera, send it to us a holiday.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: If your child has eaten your lipstick is covered in it,
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: head to send it to us.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: You deserve a holiday.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: You deserve a holiday. Those are the type of nightmare
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: scenarios that we would like to see. We will post
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: some of those videos to show what kind of disasters
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: were really.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: After and when will we announce the winner? Mask So
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: we'll let us run.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: For a week and then we'll announce the winner and
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: about seven days from now, all.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Right, get in then let's go.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 35:22
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• 35:30
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• 35:32
  Speaker 3: I think that's it. Let's go, let's get out of here.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Let's see you guys, all right, bude. Two Doting Dads
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: the connections to land, see and community.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: people's today.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: This episode was recorded on Gadagle Land