Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Boy Story 7.2 | Son of a Boy Dad #322 ft. Kyle Bauer & Nick Turani
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- 3:22Speaker 2: I didn't want anybody to see us.
- 3:23Speaker 9: True is like we're going to the park, yeah, Urban Field.
- 3:30Speaker 9: It was a yeah.
- 3:31Speaker 2: I I our guy that edits at Colton. It is
- 3:34Speaker 2: awesome at his job. But he sent it to us.
- 3:36Speaker 2: He was like any notes. I'm like, dude, I'm not
- 3:38Speaker 2: watching this. Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
- 3:41Speaker 9: I watching. I am better at speaking Japanese than basketball.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Nothing shows on.
- 3:55Speaker 9: That's better than my basketball repertory.
- 3:57Speaker 2: You can't fake it. You can't fake thats ball, and
- 4:01Speaker 2: especially if it's like if it's like pick up basketball,
- 4:04Speaker 2: be like, all right, I'll be a boundhound and I
- 4:06Speaker 2: won't get a single rebound, but.
- 4:07Speaker 9: I'll say it.
- 4:08Speaker 6: It's not a bad It's not a bad role though, no,
- 4:11Speaker 6: not at all. It's being an outfielder, yes, yeah, but.
- 4:14Speaker 2: You can't fake it. And on camera, like I thought
- 4:16Speaker 2: I did something that looked cool, and I did scrub
- 4:18Speaker 2: through the video to find that it was just horrible.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Like my body flailed in a way to like, I
- 4:23Speaker 2: was like almost the shape of a swastika, and it was.
- 4:26Speaker 2: It was just it was horrendous to watch.
- 4:29Speaker 9: We were playing Mouke three versus one.
- 4:32Speaker 2: Yeah, and you look bad we had.
- 4:36Speaker 9: We were like celebrating making a.
- 4:39Speaker 2: But it wasn't even we were playing MUK because I
- 4:41Speaker 2: think the video would have been the same length if
- 4:43Speaker 2: it was just three of us trying to score eleven point.
- 4:46Speaker 9: We didn't need an opponent. No, it was just hard
- 4:48Speaker 9: to make.
- 4:49Speaker 3: What was the final score, eleven four? You guys won, Yeah, yeah,
- 4:54Speaker 3: not not.
- 4:54Speaker 2: That was kind of close. He was up one, he
- 4:58Speaker 2: was up three to one, and we were like, okay,
- 5:00Speaker 2: hilarious him being up at all.
- 5:03Speaker 1: He won the first possession was the funniest thing I've
- 5:07Speaker 1: ever seen in that It was just funny.
- 5:09Speaker 6: Yeah, it was funny because it was like I just
- 5:13Speaker 6: saw a clip of you guys, like Mouke missed twice
- 5:16Speaker 6: and then you guys missed three times.
- 5:17Speaker 1: I think you guys miss more than three times at
- 5:20Speaker 1: the start. But it was so much.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Just because there was always two guys open. You don't
- 5:24Speaker 2: want to be selfish.
- 5:26Speaker 1: He want the assist.
- 5:30Speaker 9: We convinced ourselves. It was like a wonky backboard. It
- 5:34Speaker 9: was like a prank backboard.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Could have been Yeah, but I was just hitting backboard
- 5:38Speaker 2: on all my shots like it was. I didn't jump
- 5:41Speaker 2: in the video.
- 5:41Speaker 1: You should have played with a pair of jeans, like
- 5:44Speaker 1: as the ball.
- 5:45Speaker 2: That would be cool. That would be like the genss
- 5:48Speaker 2: I always refer to gene content. I don't know why, Sweeny. Yeah,
- 5:53Speaker 2: you're right, jeans people are.
- 5:56Speaker 6: White and blue eyes.
- 5:58Speaker 9: They are they running out of pictures of very you
- 6:06Speaker 9: know what I mean?
- 6:06Speaker 3: It's I don't know, you know what I mean.
- 6:08Speaker 1: She's got a new movie coming out every fucking couple
- 6:11Speaker 1: of days.
- 6:12Speaker 2: Yeah's naked. Well, every time I open up Twitter, it's
- 6:14Speaker 2: like load Sydney Sweeney and forty and then it's just
- 6:17Speaker 2: like you could see her freckles. I'm like, I'm not
- 6:19Speaker 2: doing it on her titties. Yeah. Yeah, they were really mad.
- 6:23Speaker 3: About they're really milking her. Yeah for all are.
- 6:28Speaker 6: That that Jeens commercial really got people furious?
- 6:30Speaker 2: I ever blocked on Instagram. I think she's the other
- 6:33Speaker 2: person I blocked on Instagram, dude.
- 6:35Speaker 3: That the woman that she's portraying in the boxing movie
- 6:39Speaker 3: that she's doing. I believe it's the woman that was
- 6:41Speaker 3: in that thirty for thirty or maybe it was like
- 6:45Speaker 3: an untold episode on Netflix.
- 6:48Speaker 6: Oh, well, who was it?
- 6:50Speaker 3: I can't remember the woman's name.
- 6:51Speaker 1: She's playing the Turkish boxer who was a man, right, yeah, yeah,
- 6:54Speaker 1: that's right, and if so, I'm gay.
- 6:58Speaker 3: No idea, Yeah I think it was that. Yeah, right,
- 7:01Speaker 3: it's the it's that woman who her story I watched
- 7:04Speaker 3: the untold if you haven't seen it is good. Well,
- 7:07Speaker 3: it's insane.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Anything about it.
- 7:11Speaker 3: She's an unbelievable boxer and her boyfriend kind of becomes
- 7:17Speaker 3: her trainer like manager, but he's like the most abusive
- 7:20Speaker 3: guy ever. Surprised there, and then right towards he's a
- 7:23Speaker 3: boxing trainer, but he's like old. And then they get
- 7:27Speaker 3: married and he's like he's like way older than she is,
- 7:31Speaker 3: and he's ugly and he's boxing.
- 7:34Speaker 6: He's like the fighter boxing trainer.
- 7:36Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, where's a fucking new boy cap?
- 7:39Speaker 6: And oh he's a real boxing Yeah.
- 7:44Speaker 3: So he but then in the end, I mean he
- 7:46Speaker 3: tries to kill her. Oh with a gun, he shoots her.
- 7:49Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure yeah she does.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Is she a boxer?
- 7:56Speaker 3: But she's she it's really bad the shooting. What era,
- 8:01Speaker 3: the way she the way. He tries to kill her,
- 8:04Speaker 3: either stabs or a couple bunch of times. I think
- 8:06Speaker 3: he shoots her a bunch of times.
- 8:08Speaker 6: Definitely would rather be shot than stabs.
- 8:10Speaker 3: And she survives it somehow, and then I think she
- 8:13Speaker 3: like comes back and do you remember there was a
- 8:15Speaker 3: clip of a woman boxer who was like winning a
- 8:19Speaker 3: fight pretty easily and she breaks her hand and the
- 8:22Speaker 3: ref stops the fight.
- 8:23Speaker 2: No, my fingers, not to the pulse of women's boxing.
- 8:28Speaker 9: So she got ravaged by gunshot, came back, and.
- 8:31Speaker 3: I think that's right.
- 8:34Speaker 2: Doing that.
- 8:35Speaker 9: She's just playing. What did you say about a man
- 8:37Speaker 9: that was a Turkish.
- 8:39Speaker 1: One from the Olympics Turkish?
- 8:45Speaker 6: Yeah, she was Turkish.
- 8:45Speaker 2: She was wallopping those other women.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Yeah, of coorse there she was a man. Then that
- 8:50Speaker 1: got disproved. I think it got yeah, I.
- 8:52Speaker 6: Think it was God.
- 8:54Speaker 9: Yeah, that was the major story.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I got reproved, tough. All my favorite podcasters talked
- 8:59Speaker 1: about it.
- 9:00Speaker 6: I figured to all my goats, all my goats are
- 9:04Speaker 6: furious that she was an Olympic medalist. Favorite comedians or
- 9:08Speaker 6: so me and my boys were so mad that this
- 9:10Speaker 6: Turkish boxer one fucking fired up about it, bitch, we're
- 9:15Speaker 6: gonna have the Prime Minister of Turkey on to talk
- 9:17Speaker 6: about it. A big get for now.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Yeah, is that his name? Yeah, that's the primy. I
- 9:30Speaker 3: don't know the president, the.
- 9:31Speaker 6: President of I took a swing with Prime Minister. I
- 9:36Speaker 6: didn't know if I was right. I don't know how
- 9:38Speaker 6: you might be. I know that he's the minister. Sounds
- 9:40Speaker 6: way better than president, I know, right, I feel like
- 9:43Speaker 6: you got some countries assume prime minister.
- 9:46Speaker 3: Yeah, E R D O G. Yeah.
- 9:49Speaker 1: Yeah, he was brothers with.
- 9:54Speaker 2: Who was the basketball player that spoke out against him though?
- 9:56Speaker 2: And that's right?
- 9:58Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 9:59Speaker 1: And his freedom he changed his name to Freedom. My
- 10:02Speaker 1: mom was like, I'm really a big fan of.
- 10:04Speaker 3: This president guy.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Why the fuld you? What do you know about him?
- 10:09Speaker 3: I mean, he's been president since twenty fourteen. That's the
- 10:13Speaker 3: long run, long term.
- 10:16Speaker 6: Stretching it well liked, Oh yeah, I'm sure they love him.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Freedom.
- 10:22Speaker 6: People always love the guys in the same power for
- 10:24Speaker 6: forty years, he rushing, never lost a vote, he's done.
- 10:30Speaker 3: I think he's done some things that were surprisingly progressive.
- 10:35Speaker 9: I was gonna say, I don't see Turkey as like
- 10:36Speaker 9: this super corrupt.
- 10:39Speaker 2: No, I can't take a country seriously, that's Turkey.
- 10:42Speaker 6: Yeah, what's next to them? That's what they pay me
- 10:49Speaker 6: the big bucks.
- 10:52Speaker 3: Turkey is always the country. Where is that the country
- 10:54Speaker 3: from which they always have videos of the parliament just
- 10:56Speaker 3: fighting each other like fist fight.
- 10:58Speaker 9: Yeah, that's how they settle.
- 11:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 11:01Speaker 1: But they're like super advanced in so many ways. Like
- 11:03Speaker 1: their medical system is like is great and cheap the
- 11:08Speaker 1: bald Soul ship, but like they'll do like a full
- 11:10Speaker 1: body scan for like eight hundred dollars something that would
- 11:13Speaker 1: cost like fifteen thousand dollars a year.
- 11:14Speaker 2: I want to get one.
- 11:15Speaker 1: And then I heard boatroom is like that.
- 11:17Speaker 3: But I.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Would get one of those. I think I would. They
- 11:22Speaker 2: would be like this is bad, and I don't think
- 11:23Speaker 2: i'd do anything about it.
- 11:25Speaker 6: I just want to know, Like I just want to
- 11:26Speaker 6: see any inside of every part of my body. And
- 11:29Speaker 6: I don't figure out what's going on.
- 11:30Speaker 2: I don't think is there something amiss?
- 11:32Speaker 6: No, I just like, you know, I'm a little bit
- 11:34Speaker 6: of a hypochondriac. So it's like I feel like I
- 11:36Speaker 6: would the relief I would get from just getting it.
- 11:38Speaker 3: I don't think I don't think you're I think you're
- 11:41Speaker 3: just a chondriac, I think, meaning you are right about
- 11:45Speaker 3: your conservative Well I was talking. There's no exaggerating you're worried.
- 11:50Speaker 2: You're fifty percent sixty years old and fifty percent thirteen
- 11:55Speaker 2: years old. Yeah, pretty the perfect because it's like you're
- 11:58Speaker 2: grumpy and complaining. You're like, I'm just gonna go home
- 12:00Speaker 2: and have gummy warris. You're complaining about the and you're
- 12:04Speaker 2: drowning your sorrows and squirms, and.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Your stomach is where your lungs are. Everything's in the
- 12:12Speaker 1: wrong place. You're always just feeding your lungs.
- 12:15Speaker 6: I I don't think I'm a big hypochondriact anymore. But
- 12:17Speaker 6: I used to be like, like I went to the doctor.
- 12:20Speaker 3: Well it was it was.
- 12:21Speaker 6: Because my mom she's hypochondriac too. But they like, I
- 12:25Speaker 6: went to the doctor to get it, to get one
- 12:27Speaker 6: of those things where they dilate your pupils so they
- 12:30Speaker 6: can see into your brain.
- 12:32Speaker 3: Oh no, that's not why they do that.
- 12:33Speaker 6: That's what I had done.
- 12:34Speaker 3: That wasn't an eye test. It was if I had
- 12:36Speaker 3: a too, you can look into your brain through your pupils. Yeah, wow,
- 12:40Speaker 3: I didn't know.
- 12:41Speaker 1: You just have to have a bunch of methylene blue
- 12:42Speaker 1: and you're good to.
- 12:43Speaker 3: That's Walter White's favored ingredient, the dial the out of them.
- 12:47Speaker 2: Dude, I'm such a hypochondriac. I you know, I get
- 12:50Speaker 2: to go to some cool places. I have a cute puppy.
- 12:52Speaker 2: But my whole camera roll was just this one mole.
- 12:57Speaker 3: My whole camera was one.
- 13:00Speaker 2: And I'll go to the earliest and the newest. I'll
- 13:01Speaker 2: like overlay and change the opacity.
- 13:06Speaker 6: Yeah, I got. I got a couple of mole photos.
- 13:09Speaker 6: I went. I went back and looked at one recently,
- 13:11Speaker 6: I went back to the old.
- 13:12Speaker 1: Yeah still anyone or you just posted on fucking chatchy
- 13:20Speaker 1: bt and ruined Memphis to check to see if your
- 13:22Speaker 1: ship cant.
- 13:24Speaker 6: I got like a little bump right year that I
- 13:26Speaker 6: posted on chatty bet the other day where Today said
- 13:29Speaker 6: low was some sort of cyst or something not to
- 13:32Speaker 6: worry about it.
- 13:32Speaker 2: Can we see it now?
- 13:34Speaker 6: It's too high up on my thighs.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Just the picture. Maybe it's like the hottest day in
- 13:39Speaker 2: New York City ever and you're in a sweatshirt cold. Yeah,
- 13:43Speaker 2: a little bit okay.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Today was the true test of Francis's Jean Uh therapy.
- 13:50Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not happy.
- 13:51Speaker 2: I mean, are you a jean guy? Now?
- 13:54Speaker 1: He just won't wear shorts?
- 13:56Speaker 3: Yeah. Crazy.
- 13:58Speaker 2: It's for children and ang is young.
- 14:00Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Sure, it's so tough, but it guitars to a C
- 14:03Speaker 2: D c oh dressed like a schoolboy. All right, I'm
- 14:08Speaker 2: experimenting with a rob aim and you can't even fold them. No,
- 14:12Speaker 2: they're just standing in the corner of h Yeah, by
- 14:15Speaker 2: my bed stars every time.
- 14:17Speaker 3: They look like a memorial, a total for all the time.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I have two pairs and they're just standing in
- 14:24Speaker 2: my room.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Yeah. It says we should just keep going at this point,
- 14:28Speaker 3: this is the second episode, you.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Think, yeah, for sure, Oh, I thought we ended.
- 14:32Speaker 3: We definitely did.
- 14:34Speaker 6: When we said.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Yeah that like, we're already fifteen minutes into the I
- 14:39Speaker 3: would say.
- 14:40Speaker 2: Yeah episode. Oh I thought we were in the second.
- 14:42Speaker 3: We are now?
- 14:45Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
- 14:49Speaker 9: I was like, all right, that's it.
- 14:54Speaker 6: Yeah, for the last fifteen minutes that.
- 14:59Speaker 2: It up. I got you signed off.
- 15:02Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 15:02Speaker 6: But I was like, and then we kept going. I
- 15:03Speaker 6: was like, oh, I guess, yes, the fellas still got
- 15:05Speaker 6: a little bit more in the tank.
- 15:10Speaker 3: All right, all right, we keep going.
- 15:13Speaker 6: Guess what keep going?
- 15:16Speaker 2: I uh, yeah, I guess pick it back up, man, Yeah, let.
- 15:21Speaker 6: Me just pick it up where I left it off,
- 15:22Speaker 6: which was I found out a counter strike.
- 15:27Speaker 2: Dude. That was crazy because Francis, you were just you
- 15:30Speaker 2: asked on your own podcast for ten seconds of your time.
- 15:34Speaker 2: You asked, can I please? May I please have ten seconds?
- 15:37Speaker 3: I'll do anything, all right? Yeah? And I also I
- 15:44Speaker 3: still had a question about that. I think about the
- 15:47Speaker 3: counter strike boxes do you ask?
- 15:49Speaker 1: But you'll have to listen to the Son of a
- 15:51Speaker 1: Boy Dad or the other episode.
- 15:53Speaker 6: People will listen to listen all of it. They fucking
- 15:56Speaker 6: love it, don't They're going to eat this up.
- 16:04Speaker 3: No, now, I think I don't actually have a question. No, Oh,
- 16:09Speaker 3: I did have a question, which was that because you
- 16:11Speaker 3: mentioned that when you kill somebody somehow you can scroll
- 16:15Speaker 3: and see their things that they have the.
- 16:17Speaker 2: Knives, they will show it off they know people are
- 16:20Speaker 2: watching them.
- 16:20Speaker 6: It switches to their POV. When you die, you're spectating
- 16:23Speaker 6: someone new because the round isn't over yet, but you're
- 16:26Speaker 6: dead and you're not responding.
- 16:28Speaker 3: And so the person who's been killed has the ability
- 16:31Speaker 3: to just display their war chest of trophies.
- 16:33Speaker 2: They'll scroll through to show their weapons because they know
- 16:36Speaker 2: people are watching.
- 16:36Speaker 6: Yeah, cool, really my cool trick shot. Have you ever
- 16:40Speaker 6: seen the dude that opens the box mid round? No
- 16:43Speaker 6: wins a knife gets the snipe.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Getting the dude.
- 16:47Speaker 1: No.
- 16:47Speaker 2: My best game of Counterstrike ever? I want two to
- 16:50Speaker 2: four and my own teammate try to boot me from
- 16:52Speaker 2: my team.
- 16:52Speaker 6: It's pretty humiliating.
- 16:54Speaker 2: You see your name pop up on the screen and
- 16:56Speaker 2: you're just like, what's this for? It is your own
- 16:57Speaker 2: teammate trying to boot you from the game. But they
- 16:59Speaker 2: don't get so nobody knew. They were just a man down.
- 17:03Speaker 6: They're like, this guy's causing more harm than good.
- 17:06Speaker 2: And then everybody you just see everybody vote yes and
- 17:09Speaker 2: back in the home screen.
- 17:10Speaker 6: It's pretty ruthless, but I do funck with it. I
- 17:11Speaker 6: fuck with that like that. I feel like they should
- 17:13Speaker 6: add that to all games. This guy sucks, get him
- 17:15Speaker 6: out of the game. How did you feel? I loved
- 17:18Speaker 6: the Halo video you guys did, did you? How did
- 17:20Speaker 6: did you feel good after that?
- 17:22Speaker 2: No?
- 17:22Speaker 6: Obviously it felt awful, but I mean that was the
- 17:26Speaker 6: most It's tough, look because it's a lose lose for me,
- 17:31Speaker 6: because if I give the explanation then people will say
- 17:34Speaker 6: I'm wrong I'm lying.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Well, there was a win option for you, which was
- 17:39Speaker 3: to win easily.
- 17:40Speaker 6: Yeah, So what I will say, I think something that
- 17:43Speaker 6: I that I that is getting glossed over is Francis
- 17:47Speaker 6: is way better at Halo than you'd think. And the
- 17:52Speaker 6: input delay that we were both playing on was insane.
- 17:55Speaker 6: So going from playing on a PC, which is zero
- 17:59Speaker 6: there's like no input to lay on a PC. That's
- 18:01Speaker 6: the best thing about a PC, to the console. To
- 18:03Speaker 6: play on a console where you're getting I mean we
- 18:07Speaker 6: had the console going to the TV, then being streamed
- 18:10Speaker 6: to the monitor and then connected through HDMI to another.
- 18:15Speaker 9: You were playing a different sport.
- 18:16Speaker 2: It's a different game. It's a different game every week.
- 18:19Speaker 2: You just have to bait a fish to PLoP in
- 18:21Speaker 2: a vase, single vase.
- 18:22Speaker 1: I am fighting my boys. I'm just fighting them. Though.
- 18:27Speaker 3: Wait, when when you say delay, does that mean that
- 18:30Speaker 3: like you press the button and it takes take.
- 18:32Speaker 6: A second register register, yeah, rather than like if you
- 18:35Speaker 6: were on a PC or I mean input to lay
- 18:38Speaker 6: on console isn't bad either, it's just that setup that
- 18:40Speaker 6: we had is it's it slows things down.
- 18:42Speaker 1: But Francis is playing with the same.
- 18:43Speaker 2: Shackles exactly no exactly.
- 18:45Speaker 6: That's why I said Francis is also a lot better
- 18:47Speaker 6: than people think, Like I don't think that I don't
- 18:52Speaker 6: think I'm good at Halo by any means, but I
- 18:54Speaker 6: also don't think that Francis is.
- 18:57Speaker 3: I think Francis.
- 18:57Speaker 6: If Francis played Halo for like a day, he would
- 19:00Speaker 6: be very good at it.
- 19:01Speaker 2: The lead up to knowing that, like you're about to
- 19:03Speaker 2: put out something that you will get made fun of
- 19:06Speaker 2: for some dude, DM me is like, you're you called
- 19:09Speaker 2: me present day Kobe after the basketball video Crescent and oh,
- 19:15Speaker 2: and it was just like it's it's the worst feeling
- 19:18Speaker 2: knowing it's like now live in his basket. Yeah, fuck,
- 19:21Speaker 2: here we go.
- 19:22Speaker 6: I have like nightmares about the case race with that,
- 19:24Speaker 6: like the the thing, Yeah, the checking in and you're
- 19:28Speaker 6: like it's still live.
- 19:29Speaker 9: It's still it's five hours.
- 19:32Speaker 2: I remember two and a half hours. Yeah, seven hours, loah, let.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Me just check the comments and I'm sure.
- 19:39Speaker 2: And then like if Quiggs like maybe just like got
- 19:42Speaker 2: sleepy editing, there's like he's if he makes a one
- 19:45Speaker 2: second mistake, I'm unemployed.
- 19:46Speaker 6: Yeah, my life's over.
- 19:50Speaker 9: That's one of those things that I can't fathom.
- 19:52Speaker 3: People watch.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Yeah, let's watch these guys scream at each other.
- 19:56Speaker 6: I mean they're so fun to do, of course, but
- 20:00Speaker 6: the putting them out, the anxiety is like holy, it's
- 20:03Speaker 6: like the worst Sunday scaries you could ever imagine. It's like,
- 20:08Speaker 6: I mean, you go to a bar, you black out,
- 20:09Speaker 6: and you're like, oh, so everyone else was black that
- 20:11Speaker 6: it's and then it's people watching you blackout, commenting being
- 20:18Speaker 6: like sad, like these guys. You never get a beer
- 20:21Speaker 6: with this guy. It's like, dude, I usually don't drink
- 20:23Speaker 6: eight beers in thirty minutes all the time. That's not
- 20:28Speaker 6: like my go to go to.
- 20:29Speaker 2: A bar, Let me get eight cores lights.
- 20:31Speaker 3: Now, yeah, you never have eight beers in a studio.
- 20:39Speaker 2: These guys look like a bad half.
- 20:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:41Speaker 6: It's like, oh, we're doing a case race. We're not
- 20:44Speaker 6: just it's not we're just drinking.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Yeah, Francis, I bet you could drink pretty fast in
- 20:47Speaker 1: a case race.
- 20:48Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't really drink. To Sass's point,
- 20:52Speaker 3: I can't say that I really drink that way at all.
- 20:55Speaker 3: No one, you know, all the time, anybody does well,
- 20:58Speaker 3: but like years ago, and you know, I could put
- 21:01Speaker 3: away whatever twelve beers.
- 21:03Speaker 6: This is like I could put away fifteen beers when
- 21:06Speaker 6: I was drinking, like it, but not over the course
- 21:08Speaker 6: of thirty minutes. Like that's like you're gonna your speed
- 21:10Speaker 6: running blacking out.
- 21:11Speaker 1: You could put it. You could drink more than Francis could.
- 21:14Speaker 6: In my prime. Yeah, beer, definitely, but I think he
- 21:17Speaker 6: would say that too. You saw me drink beers, I
- 21:19Speaker 6: could fucking destroy them.
- 21:22Speaker 2: You were you were a prodigy. Oh because you hung
- 21:25Speaker 2: it up at twenty one twenty two? Okay, Barry Sanders,
- 21:30Speaker 2: I really was. Everyone was like, wait, wait what much
- 21:34Speaker 2: like he's wedding dude, you owe it to the city
- 21:39Speaker 2: to keep drinking. You really were, like, we appreciate how
- 21:44Speaker 2: much you drank, but we're also kind of pissed off
- 21:46Speaker 2: at your turn back. We get it, we surrounded you
- 21:48Speaker 2: with bad drinkers, but we're getting you smell.
- 21:52Speaker 1: So why don't I just have you guys do a
- 21:54Speaker 1: race of non alcoholic beers.
- 21:56Speaker 6: That's not even close to the Yeah, that's so different,
- 21:58Speaker 6: But you just said you could drink more than you can.
- 22:00Speaker 6: You max out at three non alcoholic beers, and then
- 22:03Speaker 6: you're like, I feel worse than if I drank twenty yeah,
- 22:07Speaker 6: so I mean you wake up with this weird stomach ache.
- 22:11Speaker 1: So we just need you back drinking.
- 22:12Speaker 6: And now I don't know, I have no interest in drinking.
- 22:14Speaker 6: But at your peak, which was when right before I
- 22:17Speaker 6: would say, September two years ago.
- 22:19Speaker 3: Oh you know what we could do, here's what we
- 22:21Speaker 3: should It.
- 22:22Speaker 6: Was when I came back from Scangfest and we did
- 22:23Speaker 6: the podcast and people are dm and being like, dude,
- 22:25Speaker 6: are you okay? But you look awful?
- 22:27Speaker 3: Dude.
- 22:28Speaker 2: There were some nights where you were out to about
- 22:31Speaker 2: like seven in the morning. Oh yeah, And that was
- 22:33Speaker 2: I meant. I meant to say, most nights you you
- 22:36Speaker 2: were a good time.
- 22:37Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great. It was like, it's so good
- 22:40Speaker 3: that you really, you know, turned your life around. Now
- 22:43Speaker 3: you go to bed at five.
- 22:46Speaker 2: So I'm sure I'm four inches away from a screen
- 22:49Speaker 2: for what you found God and greet him at sunrise?
- 22:56Speaker 1: So what was the idea you had? What you said?
- 22:58Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say, obviously, I don't want to
- 23:01Speaker 3: break his sobriety for for our our run dot com challenge,
- 23:05Speaker 3: but to come to sort of your urf. What we
- 23:07Speaker 3: could do is like we could do like a smoke off.
- 23:10Speaker 3: It's a weed. Just who can smokes and like still
- 23:15Speaker 3: do a math.
- 23:17Speaker 9: I actually wanted to do this.
- 23:18Speaker 3: I was almost going to pitch it to you.
- 23:20Speaker 9: It's like a it's like a hard body big back
- 23:23Speaker 9: challenge that incorporates It's the.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Hard body big back challenge. Sounds awesome.
- 23:28Speaker 9: It's the hard body big back. It's strength, it's endurance
- 23:32Speaker 9: like running and lifting. But it's also like how well
- 23:35Speaker 9: you can like chill and eat without being measured.
- 23:38Speaker 1: But it's just like, is it in a finite amount
- 23:40Speaker 1: of time it's or is it like a decathlon where
- 23:43Speaker 1: it's like one day or it's like a catholic something.
- 23:46Speaker 9: How well you can drink and then wake up the
- 23:48Speaker 9: next morning and run a mile and then it's.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Ratio and just eat.
- 23:52Speaker 9: How well you can riff while you're high or drunk.
- 23:55Speaker 6: Wow, boy, that's great, but you should do that.
- 23:58Speaker 3: How do you measure it? It seems so subjective.
- 24:01Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like just judge based the.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Castle and and it's like you could do you could
- 24:07Speaker 1: place in the conversation, but you might suck in the
- 24:09Speaker 1: running or something like that.
- 24:10Speaker 3: It's ultimate man really so filmed.
- 24:12Speaker 9: I think you know you can tell who performs better
- 24:16Speaker 9: the ultimate man?
- 24:17Speaker 6: Wait, are you on your high while you're doing this?
- 24:19Speaker 9: Is at the point, so one one like series, like
- 24:22Speaker 9: one event is getting high and then you just order
- 24:25Speaker 9: whatever food you would order and do what you would do,
- 24:28Speaker 9: and who's better at doing that?
- 24:29Speaker 3: That's really good. You could you could drop each guy
- 24:32Speaker 3: into a random like body. You could you could drop
- 24:36Speaker 3: each guy into a random bachelor party of like strangers
- 24:39Speaker 3: just for like a thirty minute conversation in the living room,
- 24:43Speaker 3: like a pre game. That would be one of the
- 24:44Speaker 3: ass and see how well does he bond? How well
- 24:47Speaker 3: does he entertain? You know this?
- 24:49Speaker 9: So you don't have to be strong to do it, Like,
- 24:51Speaker 9: you can fuck up your the strength portions of it
- 24:54Speaker 9: and still win. The hard body came back, yeah, or.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Because it waited so much to strength.
- 24:58Speaker 2: No, it's not like it's not what if you're not,
- 25:01Speaker 2: but it's called the hard body. Big Yeah.
- 25:03Speaker 9: So there's gonna be pull ups, bench press mile, run,
- 25:12Speaker 9: hungover mile and then boozing, riffing, getting high, eating like that,
- 25:20Speaker 9: and it's and it's perfect.
- 25:22Speaker 1: It can't be done in one day, No.
- 25:24Speaker 9: It's like a four day event.
- 25:25Speaker 3: Okay, that's all the events though, It's just a loose idea,
- 25:30Speaker 3: but I was gonna say you should do I mean
- 25:33Speaker 3: grill grilling something.
- 25:34Speaker 9: Yeah, grilling will be perfect. Yeah, boogie boarding, fixing something.
- 25:39Speaker 2: I think of being bored event, who's the best of
- 25:41Speaker 2: being bored standing around?
- 25:45Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 25:45Speaker 6: Maybe give some like put someone in a room with nothing.
- 25:47Speaker 2: Past the time, like how they pass the time?
- 25:50Speaker 3: An hour of YouTube selections like find who can find
- 25:54Speaker 3: the best YouTube rabbit hole?
- 25:55Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is.
- 25:57Speaker 1: A way more useful to Caathlone than the actual decast.
- 26:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 26:00Speaker 1: I don't learn anything from the cathe who can like shoot,
- 26:03Speaker 1: or even the biath.
- 26:04Speaker 3: I've never really understood the point of the steeple chase,
- 26:07Speaker 3: if I'm honest.
- 26:08Speaker 9: Is that in the Cathlin No steeple chase is insane?
- 26:11Speaker 3: Why do they need to jump over the hurdle and
- 26:13Speaker 3: then into the tiny puddle? How is it never a puddle?
- 26:18Speaker 1: How can a person be good at that?
- 26:20Speaker 6: Foreign language to me?
- 26:21Speaker 9: Right now, there's events at the Olympics. There's track and
- 26:23Speaker 9: field events where one of like the things you have
- 26:26Speaker 9: to do is just jump into a puddle.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Really, It's like, yeah, jump over a hurdle, but you
- 26:33Speaker 3: kind of like touch the top of it and then
- 26:34Speaker 3: jump down into a tiny bit of water and all
- 26:37Speaker 3: that serves to do is make your shoes wet for
- 26:39Speaker 3: the rest of the race.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Oh, it's humans to do it. I'm thinking of when
- 26:43Speaker 1: when horses do the steep, I don't.
- 26:45Speaker 9: Do the you're thinking of the questrians.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Thinking of a question in steeple chase, So just humans
- 26:51Speaker 1: jumping into water puddle jumping?
- 26:54Speaker 6: Were these sports added the Olympics because they were like
- 26:56Speaker 6: the first sports that they could think of, Like they
- 26:59Speaker 6: go way back, still an Olympic sport? What are there
- 27:02Speaker 6: fifteen people on the planet that do.
- 27:03Speaker 2: That well with the horse?
- 27:05Speaker 1: One training for that, like steeplechase and drisage are in
- 27:10Speaker 1: it because they put an inordinate amount of money like
- 27:14Speaker 1: to their sport, Like they'll pay for like a ton
- 27:17Speaker 1: of other sports that don't have the funding because horse
- 27:20Speaker 1: people are just rich as fuck. But who's paying for
- 27:22Speaker 1: the puddle jumpers?
- 27:24Speaker 9: I think some school in America do steeple chase. Yeah,
- 27:28Speaker 9: and then there's triple jump, which is just you hop,
- 27:31Speaker 9: you hop a few times, yeah, and then jump.
- 27:35Speaker 2: The Olympics are boring, you like them?
- 27:38Speaker 9: I think I like the spectacle. I like the win
- 27:40Speaker 9: international competent.
- 27:42Speaker 3: Mmm.
- 27:42Speaker 6: I like hockey and I like the curling. To be honest,
- 27:45Speaker 6: if I'm being if I'm being frank with you.
- 27:47Speaker 2: Boys, I.
- 27:49Speaker 6: Do fuck with the curling does get into it. It's
- 27:52Speaker 6: actually like very entertaining.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Yeah, but those they have that on, not even in
- 27:56Speaker 1: the Olympics that they'll have that on every weekend.
- 27:58Speaker 6: Curling is on twenty four and it's a twenty four
- 28:00Speaker 6: hour sport.
- 28:01Speaker 3: Yeah. They should add darts to the Olympics. The Summer Olympics.
- 28:05Speaker 3: Darts is really picking up.
- 28:06Speaker 2: Well, it's the hunt. The country that host get to
- 28:09Speaker 2: choose new things that.
- 28:11Speaker 9: Are doing flag football, yeah, lcross sports.
- 28:14Speaker 2: As well, I believe. And then the Native Americans are
- 28:17Speaker 2: getting their own team. They're represented as an own nation,
- 28:20Speaker 2: their own nation.
- 28:20Speaker 3: Lacrosse. Yeah, that's what they've got because they play in
- 28:24Speaker 3: the World Games and they're really good.
- 28:26Speaker 6: To imagine, you guys, ever seen crooked Arrows?
- 28:28Speaker 2: No, what's that?
- 28:29Speaker 3: I had some teammates that were in that Merson really Yeah.
- 28:32Speaker 3: They would come out and cast like anyone that was
- 28:34Speaker 3: played lacrosse. Yeah, and most guys were like, I have
- 28:37Speaker 3: a summer in internship at JP Morgan, I can't make
- 28:41Speaker 3: your dumb Indian movie.
- 28:47Speaker 2: That movie's awful.
- 28:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:49Speaker 6: But we when I played on switched offhand.
- 28:51Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. When I played the the we played Albany
- 28:55Speaker 3: and Albany and Syracuse with the two teams that always
- 28:58Speaker 3: had the best Native American players, And it was because
- 29:04Speaker 3: of the Onondaga Reservation which was up there in like
- 29:08Speaker 3: northern New York. And it was the case, I think
- 29:11Speaker 3: that the smarter kids went to Syracuse and then the
- 29:16Speaker 3: ones who weren't that smart went to Albany. And there
- 29:19Speaker 3: was they'd have to go to like community college first
- 29:22Speaker 3: to become eligible, and they would play like two years
- 29:25Speaker 3: in community college and then they'd either go to Syracuse
- 29:27Speaker 3: or Albany.
- 29:28Speaker 2: Can you give us a Native American miracle speech?
- 29:30Speaker 3: Please?
- 29:32Speaker 6: What is Great moments are born from great opportunities.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Great moments are born from great opportunities. I was thinking
- 29:42Speaker 1: of an Indian lacrosse team though, where it's just like
- 29:44Speaker 1: they're from like New Delhi.
- 29:48Speaker 6: Great moments are born from.
- 29:52Speaker 3: I played goalkeeper.
- 29:58Speaker 6: Because those guys are all in gene dress shoes.
- 30:04Speaker 2: You just beat him by having one woman in the
- 30:06Speaker 2: crowd and it was surrounder free goal every time.
- 30:12Speaker 1: Oh man, the hard body big back has legs.
- 30:15Speaker 9: He genuinely I think the hard body big back would
- 30:19Speaker 9: be perfect. I think we'd all be pretty good at it.
- 30:21Speaker 2: I would put zeros on the board.
- 30:24Speaker 1: Everybody has to bring their own thing to the table then,
- 30:26Speaker 1: because like you, you being able to add bench pressing
- 30:30Speaker 1: and dead list.
- 30:32Speaker 9: Has to be the best well rounded man.
- 30:37Speaker 3: Hold on a second, I actually don't mind what you
- 30:39Speaker 3: just said, which is that you choose ten events of
- 30:43Speaker 3: your own.
- 30:43Speaker 1: At ten people, ten events. Everybody brings in an event.
- 30:47Speaker 3: It could be that or it's like these are the
- 30:49Speaker 3: ten ways that I represent what I So.
- 30:52Speaker 1: You throw your own hard by.
- 30:54Speaker 2: But I don't view myself as like a good man
- 30:56Speaker 2: at all. And it's a series like were you agree?
- 31:03Speaker 3: Does it? Is it a man? A measurement of man?
- 31:06Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
- 31:07Speaker 9: I think it's one man at a time, like say
- 31:09Speaker 9: Roan will have a block of whatever three to four days,
- 31:12Speaker 9: it'll be filmed, and then his final product will be
- 31:16Speaker 9: shown in comparison.
- 31:17Speaker 2: So we're not even doing the same challenges I thought
- 31:20Speaker 2: we were.
- 31:21Speaker 9: Going to it. I like that idea too.
- 31:23Speaker 3: We all have it the same.
- 31:27Speaker 1: During yours and then all then the next season I'll
- 31:29Speaker 1: do a hard body big back and it'll be mine. Okay,
- 31:32Speaker 1: I get to throw. Then the next season Nick will
- 31:37Speaker 1: do a hard it will be his value.
- 31:39Speaker 2: It's one of those things where the name is too
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- 36:59Speaker 2: Don't even oh it's existence.
- 37:02Speaker 6: We very loosely talked about it. But we want to
- 37:04Speaker 6: try to start a challenger's Call of Duty team. We're
- 37:06Speaker 6: not gonna play on it.
- 37:07Speaker 2: We're gonna run it. We're gonna run it.
- 37:10Speaker 9: Just run the tournament and tryouts like interviews tryouts.
- 37:13Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, that'll be cool. Yeah, ideas like try to
- 37:16Speaker 6: make like a optic knockoff like Hard Knocks with like
- 37:21Speaker 6: ideally like some basement dwellers. Yeah, I think it'd be funny. Yeah,
- 37:28Speaker 6: I mean sort of.
- 37:29Speaker 1: What what what about phase with the pH H phase
- 37:39Speaker 1: as support?
- 37:44Speaker 6: I think I think it will be funny.
- 37:46Speaker 2: So yeah, like, dude, the second like everybody accepted you
- 37:50Speaker 2: are part time, You're just like, now I want.
- 37:51Speaker 6: To I'm going to do everything a lot. It was
- 37:54Speaker 6: really stupid. I feel very foolish about that. But that's
- 37:58Speaker 6: a conversation for a time.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Well, you're on one year deal.
- 38:01Speaker 3: Yeah, the good news is your contracts coming up.
- 38:04Speaker 1: True that your contract's been up since you started.
- 38:05Speaker 6: It literally was though. It was like I signed a
- 38:08Speaker 6: new contract and then I started doing like infinitely more
- 38:11Speaker 6: like an entire show. Yeah, five days a week. I
- 38:16Speaker 6: was two days a week before.
- 38:18Speaker 2: Yeah, but and then now you're going to go back
- 38:21Speaker 2: to contract. It's like, hey, I need double and they're like,
- 38:24Speaker 2: what are you gonna do leave. Yeah, look at all
- 38:26Speaker 2: you're doing.
- 38:27Speaker 3: I know we.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Couldn't survive us out so fuck fucked. We couldn't do
- 38:30Speaker 1: all this shit without.
- 38:31Speaker 6: No worries though, p h A s C Will take off.
- 38:34Speaker 2: It's a good name.
- 38:35Speaker 6: It's gonna save us.
- 38:36Speaker 1: That's a good ass name.
- 38:38Speaker 6: I just need Dave to invest twenty million dollars to
- 38:40Speaker 6: get us some CDL spot.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna need to be buying up the talent
- 38:44Speaker 1: the same way that Mark Zuckerberg is with Open Ai. Yeah,
- 38:48Speaker 1: I've saw a bunch of people trying to take down banks.
- 38:50Speaker 6: He's I think he's cooked.
- 38:53Speaker 1: Do you think so?
- 38:53Speaker 2: Because the crypto ship, Yeah.
- 38:56Speaker 6: The crypto shit. It's like everyone that gets involved with
- 38:58Speaker 6: the crypto gets in trouble. Like what how a people
- 39:00Speaker 6: not realize that at this point, it's it's one. It's
- 39:04Speaker 6: literally never been a scenario where someone's succeeded and like
- 39:08Speaker 6: like came out of it. Been like I've been like thanks.
- 39:10Speaker 2: Man, like I know everybody else fucked you, but I won't.
- 39:13Speaker 2: And then they're just like, hey man, you can get
- 39:15Speaker 2: twenty million dollars in half a second.
- 39:17Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, there's no way to get the money without
- 39:21Speaker 6: fucking everyone.
- 39:22Speaker 2: Like, am I wrong about that? I'm pretty sure.
- 39:25Speaker 6: It's like you have Like once you pull out your money,
- 39:27Speaker 6: everyone's fucked.
- 39:28Speaker 2: People just build up enough good will to fuck people.
- 39:31Speaker 3: Yeah, are you talking about the meme coins?
- 39:33Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's got in trouble.
- 39:35Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, I didn't now there was like in hiding.
- 39:39Speaker 2: No, she's just doing like the weird celebrity poker now.
- 39:41Speaker 6: Oh really, Yeah, she was fully in.
- 39:43Speaker 1: Hiding because that's her people. That's like the other people
- 39:46Speaker 1: who have done it. It's like witness protection for people
- 39:48Speaker 1: who have rugged other people. It's nasty.
- 39:52Speaker 6: It's gotta feel like you got it because you know
- 39:54Speaker 6: it's coming the second you pre the second you pull
- 39:56Speaker 6: the rug, you know it's over.
- 39:58Speaker 2: Yeah, but they still just at the click of a
- 40:01Speaker 2: button though.
- 40:01Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, dude, he stepped down as the leader
- 40:05Speaker 6: of face.
- 40:06Speaker 2: He's gonna have to solve all his chrome probably. Oh no,
- 40:11Speaker 2: I mean it's pretty that's sweety to get you chromed out?
- 40:14Speaker 4: Man?
- 40:15Speaker 3: What does that mean?
- 40:16Speaker 2: Chrome hearts?
- 40:17Speaker 3: Oh I've heard about chrome heart.
- 40:18Speaker 2: Just twenty g's for a pair of jeans?
- 40:20Speaker 3: What actually? Yeah?
- 40:24Speaker 2: Why they got like crosses on them?
- 40:27Speaker 1: Okay, now you see it now you get it? Yeah,
- 40:31Speaker 1: the Chromhart necklaces.
- 40:33Speaker 6: France, what's the most you've ever spent on pair of pants?
- 40:36Speaker 6: And be honest, no fibbing.
- 40:39Speaker 3: Uh, probably like six hundred bucks?
- 40:44Speaker 2: Ran the room, Francis.
- 40:46Speaker 6: Look me in the eyes and tell me. The highest
- 40:48Speaker 6: amount of money you spend on.
- 40:50Speaker 3: Pants pants is probably are you including like a suit?
- 40:54Speaker 6: I'm just talking pants coming. I feel like you're coming
- 40:58Speaker 6: in some swaggy pants.
- 40:58Speaker 1: He's coming in four figure pants.
- 41:00Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, where I get confused? You know that lime
- 41:03Speaker 3: green Kim Jong Moon Eastern outfit?
- 41:05Speaker 6: Yeah, so what about I'm thinking about the pants with
- 41:08Speaker 6: the thing on the pattern on the front. Those were
- 41:12Speaker 6: those weren't over six hundred?
- 41:13Speaker 3: I thought blue ones with the red the red thing, Yeah, no,
- 41:16Speaker 3: those were not that bad.
- 41:17Speaker 6: I fully assume those were like five.
- 41:20Speaker 3: Figure pants one hundred and eighty bucks.
- 41:22Speaker 1: I would say those are accessible pants.
- 41:24Speaker 2: Yeah, from having Why don't they Why don't Why doesn't
- 41:29Speaker 2: everybody have those pants with the pattern on the front?
- 41:31Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 41:32Speaker 6: I mean how those were the green ones?
- 41:35Speaker 3: The green ones are like I bought it as like
- 41:37Speaker 3: a set. Yeah, I think that was That was probably
- 41:41Speaker 3: like fifteen hundred.
- 41:42Speaker 6: It's still not so for the pants.
- 41:45Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not awful.
- 41:46Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's still a ton of money.
- 41:49Speaker 3: But I don't know, I don't That's what I'm saying, Like,
- 41:50Speaker 3: I don't know what the pants cost versus what the top.
- 41:52Speaker 2: Does it bring you joy?
- 41:53Speaker 3: Though?
- 41:54Speaker 2: Do you enjoy like searching and buying them? Do you
- 41:56Speaker 2: enjoy wearing?
- 41:57Speaker 3: It brings me the same amount of joy that winning
- 42:00Speaker 3: major brings Scottie Scheffler, keep doing it?
- 42:03Speaker 6: My god, to think that's zero f.
- 42:07Speaker 3: Absolutely unfulfilled. You misled me there, Yeah, that's no. But
- 42:13Speaker 3: I mean it will bring me joy until I have
- 42:16Speaker 3: a child, at which point I will realize that that
- 42:18Speaker 3: is not what brings me joy.
- 42:20Speaker 2: But like, what about when you open your closet now
- 42:21Speaker 2: and you like look through it.
- 42:23Speaker 6: Yeah, I bet your closet smells good as hell.
- 42:26Speaker 3: It's very organized, it's very speaking.
- 42:30Speaker 6: I bet you opened that closet and it's like you know,
- 42:32Speaker 6: when it's a hot day and you're walking by, like
- 42:34Speaker 6: you walk by like a like the door opens with the.
- 42:38Speaker 3: Yeah hill as closet, my hair gets blown.
- 42:42Speaker 6: Back, nice, good morning, Francis.
- 42:46Speaker 3: It's like a Japanese toilet. Uh So, the one thing
- 42:52Speaker 3: I've learned by the way, because because I've become fastidiously
- 42:57Speaker 3: tidy lately, like I am so fucking tidy out out
- 43:01Speaker 3: of nowhere, I've become and and and I don't know.
- 43:06Speaker 3: I think what happened is I learned something, which is
- 43:09Speaker 3: that to me, the single most important place to keep tidy,
- 43:14Speaker 3: more than anything else in the rest of your home. Countertops, Wow,
- 43:19Speaker 3: talking about clean don't don't use them as landing pads
- 43:24Speaker 3: for your belongings. If you can keep your countertops free
- 43:29Speaker 3: of keys, phones, cash, golf, keeys, whatever the fuck you
- 43:34Speaker 3: PLoP down everything from your pockets, loose papers, dishes, whatever
- 43:38Speaker 3: it is. I mean, I keep everything else pretty clean too,
- 43:43Speaker 3: But like close strewn about your bedroom doesn't bother me.
- 43:48Speaker 3: An unkept, unmade bed not as bad as a cluttered countertop.
- 43:52Speaker 6: Yeah, I would agree with that.
- 43:53Speaker 1: It's why having the bowl right next to the door.
- 43:56Speaker 3: Catch all, catch all, those are huge.
- 43:59Speaker 6: What I did is I built a shelf on my
- 44:01Speaker 6: next to my desk because my desk was getting super
- 44:04Speaker 6: clutter and it was pissing me off. And built I
- 44:07Speaker 6: built the shelf, and now it's that's my that's where
- 44:09Speaker 6: my pockets.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Got the top.
- 44:11Speaker 3: He just What he did is he extended extended my space.
- 44:15Speaker 3: He extended his tabletop to the shelf, give himself more
- 44:19Speaker 3: room for clutter.
- 44:21Speaker 6: Yes, but now it's organized clutter. Now it's like, Okay,
- 44:23Speaker 6: my stuff that's in my pocket's like my keys, my
- 44:25Speaker 6: wallet goes over here and it doesn't impact my space.
- 44:29Speaker 2: It was Ganu, I think it was.
- 44:30Speaker 3: Where was all that random ship that was in my pocket?
- 44:33Speaker 1: Oh?
- 44:33Speaker 3: I know it's over there.
- 44:35Speaker 6: Yes, it's on the clutter shelf.
- 44:38Speaker 2: Back to your clothing, though, I get I've I've bought
- 44:41Speaker 2: dumb ship and I have buyer's remorse before I even
- 44:45Speaker 2: get it in my person. I bought a Blast Noise
- 44:50Speaker 2: What a Blast Toys?
- 44:51Speaker 9: Is that a card?
- 44:54Speaker 2: Did I start Pokemon a Blast toys?
- 45:00Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a Pokemon carts to that run you fourteen
- 45:03Speaker 6: fifty holy fun fifty dollars.
- 45:06Speaker 1: You can't even wear that.
- 45:07Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's still kind of sick.
- 45:09Speaker 2: And I keep it in like this thing like it's
- 45:11Speaker 2: it's the same exact box that Dexter keeps like his blood,
- 45:14Speaker 2: and I just like scroll through it and like I'll
- 45:16Speaker 2: touch it and I'll just like inhale as I'm doing it.
- 45:18Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to build a shirt that features it. Yeah,
- 45:22Speaker 1: you need to build a shirt that has a plastic
- 45:24Speaker 1: compartment where you can slide a Pokemon in and just
- 45:27Speaker 1: show off your best ship on your chest.
- 45:29Speaker 6: Is that your best card overall that you got you
- 45:32Speaker 6: don't even want to tell? Worried about security?
- 45:36Speaker 2: Yeah, just like my house doesn't have enough camera.
- 45:40Speaker 3: You're worried that while you're traveling for work some bank
- 45:43Speaker 3: robbers robber is gonna come in and find out that
- 45:45Speaker 3: you're dating a woman?
- 45:48Speaker 2: Wait this, how should be out of this?
- 45:50Speaker 4: Uh?
- 45:51Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just so easy to steal.
- 45:52Speaker 3: That's a Joe Burrow of reference.
- 45:54Speaker 2: By the way, I picked up on it the lesbian
- 45:57Speaker 2: PATROLLI keeps.
- 45:57Speaker 6: It's his employee. Yeah, that's a cool listening, not dating,
- 46:01Speaker 6: she's working for him.
- 46:03Speaker 3: Uh. That's not the most expensive card though.
- 46:06Speaker 2: This weekend, I have a I've talked to a dealer.
- 46:11Speaker 9: To see him.
- 46:12Speaker 2: Yeah, and we have to let Yeah.
- 46:13Speaker 3: Are dark Shadow first edition chars.
- 46:17Speaker 2: Are not Dark Shadow Shadow lists first edition chars?
- 46:20Speaker 3: Are you are going shadows? Really? What's the p S?
- 46:24Speaker 3: A rating?
- 46:24Speaker 2: One's wiped someone?
- 46:28Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 46:29Speaker 2: Yeah, folded in half down to pour protein power. I
- 46:37Speaker 2: think it's I think previously, right before I'm about to
- 46:40Speaker 2: spend what I'm spending on it. I think it was
- 46:43Speaker 2: a paper airplane.
- 46:43Speaker 3: Oh no, no, why.
- 46:45Speaker 6: Are you buying it?
- 46:47Speaker 1: I need it, you want to give it? You clean
- 46:52Speaker 1: it up?
- 46:52Speaker 3: Yeah, p s A one's crazy.
- 46:54Speaker 6: I mean people that are people that are I got
- 46:56Speaker 6: nothing against the cards.
- 46:57Speaker 2: But here's the thing.
- 46:58Speaker 6: It's very interesting.
- 46:59Speaker 2: I think I'm in like that last wave of like
- 47:02Speaker 2: Pokemon like love. So I think the value is only
- 47:06Speaker 2: going to go down about the probably.
- 47:07Speaker 1: The day after, No chance, I don't think so.
- 47:10Speaker 6: I think Pokemon cards will live for a while.
- 47:12Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, like a baseball card.
- 47:15Speaker 2: He's like, say, yeah, sports cards have lasted, just like.
- 47:18Speaker 3: They'll fluctuate it with the economy. As people have money
- 47:23Speaker 3: from bitcoin, they keep buying dumb not dumb, but no,
- 47:27Speaker 3: but I do too. I buy whine when bitcoin. I
- 47:30Speaker 3: don't even have crypto, and I do dumb ship with it.
- 47:33Speaker 3: You know when when the economy is good.
- 47:35Speaker 2: Yeah it's I don't it's it's just scary, but it's
- 47:37Speaker 2: like it's bet. I feel better about it than buying
- 47:39Speaker 2: like athletes, just because like wiggly tough can't rape you.
- 47:46Speaker 1: You're not going to find out that wig kid with
- 47:49Speaker 1: a fifteen year old.
- 47:50Speaker 3: Yeah, oh ship.
- 47:54Speaker 2: Risk, Yeah, like Achilles, he's done.
- 47:59Speaker 3: Oh no, holding the pit bulls under the water.
- 48:03Speaker 6: Yeah, oh man, I watched that. What's it That Michael
- 48:10Speaker 6: Vick doc?
- 48:11Speaker 2: That was fucking nuts.
- 48:13Speaker 6: That was also people moved on that easily.
- 48:17Speaker 1: He did his time.
- 48:18Speaker 2: He did his time, and I think he was covering
- 48:20Speaker 2: up for his brother more so, wasn't they.
- 48:23Speaker 9: Are you based on what you saw? Do you think
- 48:25Speaker 9: he was over forgiven?
- 48:27Speaker 3: Yeah? Well he came back and into the one.
- 48:33Speaker 1: Time, watching his mustard on his jacket for no reason.
- 48:36Speaker 6: I'm not putting mustard on his jacket, you are.
- 48:38Speaker 1: This is one hundred percent. He already did the time
- 48:40Speaker 1: he got his jacket clean.
- 48:41Speaker 3: You don't.
- 48:42Speaker 2: You don't believe in uh you know people forgiveness?
- 48:46Speaker 3: No I do.
- 48:49Speaker 6: But he's so fast, he's so fast.
- 48:51Speaker 3: He changed the game.
- 48:52Speaker 6: That's like, to be honest, that's why he got more
- 48:54Speaker 6: for me than the forgiveness thing.
- 48:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 48:56Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the reason Steph Curry started shooting threes.
- 48:59Speaker 2: Really, dude, speed was the biggest social currency in like
- 49:03Speaker 2: elementary to middle school and then also now.
- 49:06Speaker 9: It's coming coming back and like they're getting like they're
- 49:10Speaker 9: actually expressing bravado.
- 49:12Speaker 2: Everybody remembers the fast kid from our school ours was
- 49:14Speaker 2: Adam hammer Quist. He was lightning.
- 49:16Speaker 1: Mm that's like I show speed like really like just
- 49:20Speaker 1: got famous when he was a kid where that was
- 49:23Speaker 1: currency and just kept using the currency like it never
- 49:27Speaker 1: went out of circulation and he just carried it into
- 49:30Speaker 1: adult currency. And he's still just going head to head with.
- 49:32Speaker 9: People iology people to race.
- 49:34Speaker 2: I don't watch.
- 49:35Speaker 6: I've never seen a single one of his live streams,
- 49:37Speaker 6: and I think I've watched every single race.
- 49:39Speaker 2: And like the thing is, I will even give people
- 49:41Speaker 2: a longer leash if they're fast. This guy's an asshole,
- 49:46Speaker 2: but he's.
- 49:47Speaker 1: He's quite like Glenny Balls is in Europe with THEO
- 49:50Speaker 1: Vonn because he was like fast for his size.
- 49:54Speaker 2: Comes I can't even model from Clay.
- 49:58Speaker 1: Yeah, just he was pretty fast for his size.
- 50:03Speaker 3: Uh oh. One last thing about tidiness, which is I
- 50:07Speaker 3: actually asked my cleaning lady to teach me how she
- 50:11Speaker 3: makes my bed and I had to do it translator.
- 50:16Speaker 3: I use well, no, I but I did trust her
- 50:20Speaker 3: because I know her citizenship depends on sure. Yeah, Like
- 50:24Speaker 3: there's no one you could believe in more on that
- 50:28Speaker 3: skill than someone who It's like, if I leave a
- 50:30Speaker 3: corner untucked, like it's back tails Salvador, you know what
- 50:34Speaker 3: I yeah? Right.
- 50:35Speaker 1: Have you ever watched it competitions where the guys fold beds.
- 50:38Speaker 3: That's cool.
- 50:39Speaker 1: They're so good. And it's the Japanese. It's always Japanese,
- 50:42Speaker 1: so fast. It's just like one and it will just
- 50:45Speaker 1: go to every corner perfectly. It's so beautiful.
- 50:48Speaker 9: That is an admirable skill.
- 50:49Speaker 3: I agree, because no, this.
- 50:52Speaker 9: Tidiness will not be in the Big bat if anything,
- 50:54Speaker 9: it's how well you deal with being in clutter, how
- 50:58Speaker 9: comfortable you are clutter. That's gonna be the HB three.
- 51:03Speaker 9: No tidiness in the HB three.
- 51:06Speaker 6: My apartment is no posture. These commercials they mask see
- 51:11Speaker 6: those and they're like, oh my god, I thought you've
- 51:13Speaker 6: never seen those.
- 51:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought I was.
- 51:16Speaker 6: I thought I was in a in a nice spa.
- 51:20Speaker 6: They they opened the mask and.
- 51:22Speaker 2: There's tracks all around them.
- 51:24Speaker 6: That's my apartment. You never seen those. I'm making some
- 51:28Speaker 6: deep references that you know I've seen.
- 51:31Speaker 2: They bring in people with an iemask to a dirty room.
- 51:33Speaker 2: They're like, breathe in. Wow, I must be outdoors and
- 51:37Speaker 2: it's disgusting upon a breeze or something. Yeah, it's exactly,
- 51:41Speaker 2: that's exactly.
- 51:42Speaker 3: What it is. Makes sense. It's a good campaign.
- 51:45Speaker 1: Francis isn't watching programmed television, like scrolling the channels on TV.
- 51:53Speaker 2: I've seen, like I've seen some of your rooms and
- 51:56Speaker 2: it looked like there was a lot of ship.
- 51:59Speaker 6: Yeah, it's gone better, for sure, But like when I
- 52:01Speaker 6: was in like Hell's Kitchen, that apartment was insane.
- 52:05Speaker 2: That was our second one of.
- 52:07Speaker 6: Our toilet We had two toilets. There was four of us.
- 52:10Speaker 6: One of the toilets just didn't work for a month,
- 52:12Speaker 6: but you still used it.
- 52:15Speaker 1: Yeah, a little boy did.
- 52:16Speaker 6: Occasionally for a piss.
- 52:19Speaker 1: Top it off.
- 52:20Speaker 6: That was fucking insane because some of.
- 52:22Speaker 1: It would leak back down. The water would go down
- 52:24Speaker 1: enough that you could add another layer of piss.
- 52:26Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, your room was more living jack link bag
- 52:30Speaker 2: than mattress. I was.
- 52:39Speaker 3: The room upside in my mouth.
- 52:42Speaker 6: Actually, I was slamming jerky when I was living in.
- 52:46Speaker 2: I saw more silica jela.
- 52:51Speaker 6: I used to get those like the what are those
- 52:53Speaker 6: like the jack links? But they're like the squares, It's
- 52:57Speaker 6: not like.
- 52:57Speaker 1: The straight up like the tender.
- 53:00Speaker 6: I used to get those like every single day and
- 53:02Speaker 6: eat them, and then I realized there's like seven thousand milligrams.
- 53:09Speaker 3: There's a new snack that maybe it's not even new,
- 53:12Speaker 3: but I just discovered it, which is these new tell biscuits.
- 53:16Speaker 3: Have you seen these?
- 53:17Speaker 9: I know what you're talking about. What they're what are
- 53:19Speaker 9: they called?
- 53:20Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's not in a little cookie.
- 53:23Speaker 3: But it's like a kinder doing this probably kinders. When
- 53:28Speaker 3: you have one, you will eat all of them. And
- 53:31Speaker 3: it's a big bag. It's a prop is it a
- 53:33Speaker 3: red bag? White? There's a little red in the lettering?
- 53:36Speaker 6: I think one of my I think when Nate was
- 53:38Speaker 6: staying with me, he had those. What Yeah, Nate was
- 53:45Speaker 6: having some construction done in the apartment, so he crashed
- 53:48Speaker 6: on my couch for a couple of months. What would
- 53:50Speaker 6: you guys do if you found out that Nate was
- 53:52Speaker 6: living with me for months?
- 53:53Speaker 2: It'll be awesome.
- 53:55Speaker 1: I honestly wouldn't be surprised at all.
- 53:57Speaker 6: I think we would get along.
- 53:59Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
- 54:00Speaker 6: I'd love to talk about Nate from Barstoore switch.
- 54:05Speaker 3: Back, Harry's friend who allegedly is from Maine.
- 54:10Speaker 6: Now he's from Massachusetts.
- 54:12Speaker 3: His whole family moved to Maine or so, so, he says,
- 54:15Speaker 3: and then Bo's family followed them.
- 54:17Speaker 6: Francis has this idea that like, if someone is in
- 54:20Speaker 6: Maine that I know, I have to tell him immediately.
- 54:23Speaker 2: Well, I think I'm going to take Francis society here.
- 54:25Speaker 2: Maine is small and you don't meet many people from
- 54:28Speaker 2: or that have lived in Maine.
- 54:29Speaker 3: That's right.
- 54:29Speaker 2: I think it would be like, Oh, my buddy used
- 54:30Speaker 2: to live there. I'll bring it up to him.
- 54:32Speaker 3: I guess if you're best friends.
- 54:34Speaker 2: But I guess from Massachusetts moved.
- 54:36Speaker 3: To Wheeling, West Virginia, and you didn't tell either of
- 54:41Speaker 3: these guys.
- 54:42Speaker 6: If some if one of my friends, you're like, yeah,
- 54:44Speaker 6: I get what you're saying, because if so, if one
- 54:45Speaker 6: of my friends moved to Wheeling, to wait immediately.
- 54:48Speaker 9: His friend like live in your hometown not far.
- 54:51Speaker 3: Let's put it this way, we could have them over
- 54:53Speaker 3: for dinner and it would they could have a drink
- 54:55Speaker 3: and drive for Okay.
- 54:56Speaker 9: I was under the impression that New England was just
- 54:59Speaker 9: looked at as like one all encompassing area, not Massachusetts.
- 55:04Speaker 2: You guys, you're main guy.
- 55:06Speaker 1: It's like the United Kingdom. And I still don't understand.
- 55:09Speaker 9: There's there's like real southern Maine is just like Massachusetts.
- 55:12Speaker 3: Right, No, God, No, Maine is Maine.
- 55:16Speaker 9: Maine is Maine.
- 55:17Speaker 3: Connecticut is fucking New York, even though it.
- 55:20Speaker 6: Ten, Connecticut is definitely New York. The Maine is definitely
- 55:24Speaker 6: the same as you're right.
- 55:26Speaker 3: No, that's not true.
- 55:28Speaker 2: It's the same.
- 55:28Speaker 3: No, because there's parts of northern Maine is like.
- 55:32Speaker 6: Like really northern Maine, right, But that's not where the
- 55:34Speaker 6: people One hour north of where I live.
- 55:37Speaker 3: You get into like maybe two hours north, you get
- 55:40Speaker 3: into logging roads. The roads aren't paved in the center.
- 55:44Speaker 3: I went up in COVID. The first comedy show I
- 55:47Speaker 3: did after Quarantine was at a hunting lodge in Way,
- 55:52Speaker 3: northern Maine. Yeah. We drove three and a half hours
- 55:55Speaker 3: up and we were on dirt roads for the last
- 55:57Speaker 3: hour and a half.
- 55:58Speaker 9: It was it sucked up going up there. Yeah, yeah,
- 56:04Speaker 9: you can get and Caribou.
- 56:07Speaker 3: Cariboos was way up there. But there's that whole middle section.
- 56:11Speaker 6: That's the most dangerous area of Maine as far as crime.
- 56:15Speaker 3: Yeah, mm hmm, I mean Lewiston probably that area.
- 56:21Speaker 2: What colors. Can't you wear?
- 56:23Speaker 3: Yeah? Green a rainbow flag?
- 56:31Speaker 2: Kyle, how's the journey of learning every city in the
- 56:34Speaker 2: United States going?
- 56:35Speaker 9: It is a blast?
- 56:38Speaker 1: How many? Can you talk to me about the main
- 56:39Speaker 1: Line a little bit? Just some of those cities, Maine
- 56:42Speaker 1: main Line?
- 56:44Speaker 9: What is the main line?
- 56:45Speaker 1: I've heard that Philly.
- 56:48Speaker 3: Suburbs of Philly. There's yeah, uh, what is it?
- 56:53Speaker 9: Sheltenham?
- 56:55Speaker 3: No, No, No, haven't Ford, Yeah, Sheltenham's nice though, wait,
- 57:03Speaker 3: I can do this.
- 57:05Speaker 2: It's just more it's called the main line, hard.
- 57:10Speaker 3: War, the uh.
- 57:12Speaker 9: Radner Township.
- 57:15Speaker 6: Have you ever seen nar boars interview with uh with
- 57:18Speaker 6: Kurt Cobain from like so long ago?
- 57:21Speaker 2: No, And he's like I forget.
- 57:22Speaker 6: What he says, but he says something, and narmoar asked
- 57:26Speaker 6: the question. I think Kirk Cobain, it's like he's like,
- 57:28Speaker 6: I don't really remember, man. We were shooting coke with
- 57:30Speaker 6: Alice and chains.
- 57:33Speaker 2: That's a cool thing to say, shooting larious. Every interview
- 57:38Speaker 2: is the same and it's just like dudes just being like,
- 57:40Speaker 2: who told you this? Told you that?
- 57:42Speaker 1: But nothing makes me angry when people are then when
- 57:44Speaker 1: people are mean to.
- 57:46Speaker 6: It makes me when they like don't go along with it.
- 57:48Speaker 1: Didn't the guy steal his hat one time or something
- 57:51Speaker 1: like that?
- 57:51Speaker 2: Yeah, eyes, yeah, don't on the internet, was it?
- 58:00Speaker 1: There's like some white boy rap group from fucking South
- 58:03Speaker 1: Maine or Boston.
- 58:05Speaker 3: The one I keep getting fed is when he's talking
- 58:08Speaker 3: to the slip Knot lead singer, Oh yeah, and he's
- 58:12Speaker 3: like cloud number two, what about cloud number six? You know?
- 58:17Speaker 3: And he's like quoting the lyric and then they find
- 58:23Speaker 3: out because he knows that he was in a cover
- 58:25Speaker 3: The drummer, one of the guys was in the cover
- 58:28Speaker 3: band for that's I'm getting this story. So but the guy,
- 58:33Speaker 3: the guy is so freaked out that he knows is
- 58:35Speaker 3: that he walks away.
- 58:38Speaker 2: He is that's interesting.
- 58:40Speaker 6: How do you think he finds out all that?
- 58:41Speaker 2: She asked their parents?
- 58:42Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, down with opp you know me is the.
- 58:47Speaker 6: Song and he was like singing one of.
- 58:50Speaker 3: The original members, one of the members of the slip
- 58:52Speaker 3: Knot was in a cover band that for that group,
- 58:56Speaker 3: and he's war is quoting the lyric or whatever, and
- 59:00Speaker 3: the guy figures out that he knows he was in
- 59:02Speaker 3: that cover band. He doesn't want anyone to know that,
- 59:04Speaker 3: so he walks away. Dan I would be.
- 59:08Speaker 6: I would be on that ship like.
- 59:09Speaker 2: I would love to see Nard War v Sass and
- 59:17Speaker 2: there's no way you're There's no.
- 59:21Speaker 6: I absolutely would you would not do.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Dude, and he just freeze there for him.
- 59:28Speaker 2: Yeah, you would freeze and you'd be like, this is
- 59:29Speaker 2: this over?
- 59:31Speaker 3: When Peter said I'm going to sleep head to toe
- 59:34Speaker 3: on the right side of the what what did bo say?
- 59:40Speaker 2: What about this improv group? But to Paul.
- 59:43Speaker 1: That would.
- 59:46Speaker 2: Would ruin.
- 59:48Speaker 3: You were one meeting for it.
- 59:51Speaker 1: Dude.
- 59:51Speaker 2: If War came to me asking questions about you, I'm
- 59:53Speaker 2: singing like an.
- 59:56Speaker 6: It would be funny to like have your You could
- 59:58Speaker 6: probably get nar War pretty easily. I might have to
- 1:00:00Speaker 6: hit up my parents now, justin don't hits you up.
- 1:00:07Speaker 6: Tell them I did some crazy show.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: He's a great investigator. I'd like to see like War
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: with Brian Koberger or something like that.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not using his powers for as good as
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: he could.
- 1:00:18Speaker 9: He's doing awesome crimes.
- 1:00:20Speaker 6: I think he's having Yahoo on them. Yeah this has
- 1:00:28Speaker 6: been yet and Yahoo.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: So good. I learned recently that that my uh, my
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: children don't know that they're out of the womb until
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: five to six months and they're not even four months.
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: Yet they still think they're in the womb.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: They still think that they don't know the difference between
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: them and they're like, mom, yet they think they're in
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: the womb. But they also notice me and they like
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: see me and like get happy when they see me.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: So I think they think I'm in the womb. I
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: think they think that all this is in the womb
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: right now. Imagine when we go for a walk and
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: we're just in my wife's womb.
- 1:01:08Speaker 11: Yeah, this woman, huge, massive womb.
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: I don't know how they how they like find out
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: that they're not in the womb any right.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: It's going to be so we're breaking it to them.
- 1:01:26Speaker 6: Yeah, this is it, this is this is it.
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: You're out, aren't kids? You want the red pill?
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: Or wait till I get out of the boom.
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: When you wake up in the womb, walk past one
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: World Trade, They're like, come on, lady, keep it together.
- 1:01:42Speaker 6: I do keep completely forgetting that you have two children.
- 1:01:45Speaker 6: So when we were on the phone yesterday and I
- 1:01:47Speaker 6: started hearing kids in the background, and I'm like.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: What the kids in a park walk away from the
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: park real quick.
- 1:01:56Speaker 6: I can't walk away Ron and I call him and
- 1:01:59Speaker 6: his children were watching. Uh, what was what you're watching?
- 1:02:02Speaker 6: The movie that we were talking about.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: Yeah, Sovereign and it's fucking dark dark.
- 1:02:09Speaker 9: I didn't know it was that dark.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: I thought it was like a fun action movie or
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: something like that.
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: It's pretty fucked up. When he does the thing where
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: he accuses his son of he's mendacity. Yeah, and then
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: he like challenges his son to a duel. Yeah, they
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: like have guns.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: What the are you doing?
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: He's putting a gun and his thirteen year old son,
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: I'm like covering my baby's ears. It's fucking wild. But
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: I also can't take them actually serious because of who
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: the guy is.
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: Yeah, this is uh who is who's the guy?
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: He's the guy from Parks and Rack.
- 1:02:46Speaker 6: Which one.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: Oh oh I couldn't take that. Yeah, I couldn't take that.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: He's a good actor.
- 1:02:51Speaker 6: He is a good actor.
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: He's a really good actor.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: He's so funny that shows funny Parks and rac.
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: Yeah, this movie is not funny.
- 1:02:59Speaker 6: When he wanted it was like the herniated disk and
- 1:03:01Speaker 6: he's just sitting at his desk all day that they
- 1:03:04Speaker 6: made him too dumb at the end. Yeah, yeah, they did.
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: Like he didn't know what a record was. Don't do that.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: Yeah, he must have been pissed when he read that script. Kyle,
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: you missed it. But I was detailing the fact that
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: I learned that the babies won't learn that they're out
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: of the womb until they're five to six months old.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: But they also already recognized me. They don't know they're
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: different from their mom, so they but they know who
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: I am, no smile. When they see me. They recognize
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: me as a pattern, so they think I'm in the womb.
- 1:03:36Speaker 9: How do they test that?
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, yeah, I do.
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: Ask the hell?
- 1:03:42Speaker 9: That's crazy though?
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: If they're saying it, I don't know. It must be wars.
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: Found out.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: Get into the bottom of it.
- 1:03:53Speaker 6: It's out of a bitch, all right, all right, all
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: right you wrap it up? Yeah you can, or we
- 1:03:59Speaker 6: can going up to you boys.
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: Where are we at? Oh?
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: Holy shit?
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: All right for this episode? Or total?
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: Perfect?
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: All right, thank you guys for listening.
- 1:04:14Speaker 6: When are we doing? Are we going?
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: Yeah? That was it?
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: Are we done?
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: Wait? You put the trailer on for this today?
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: Easy reposts? Cool, blind reposts?
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: Thank you?
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: Watch it first.
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: You might not watch the next new show doing doing
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: the most.
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: KB chef Donnie KB is like the host. I'm pretty
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: proud of it.
- 1:04:38Speaker 9: Yeah, it's gonna be good. It is good.
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: Eight ten, eight ten Sunday Release.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Love It Appointment viewing. They're gonna be watching on a
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: big screen down at Bartol Beach House.
- 1:05:03Speaker 4: No one on.
- 1:05:08Speaker 12: Still still under ground.
- 1:05:14Speaker 10: So I looked out.
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: To you.
- 1:05:22Speaker 10: Game around. I was only falling one way. When I
- 1:05:31Speaker 10: was only falling one bad change, were drifted.
- 1:05:42Speaker 12: Fool for was.
- 1:05:48Speaker 10: So so then you leave? So no I come ALU
- 1:06:00Speaker 10: son a phone in love. I was on a phone
- 1:06:06Speaker 10: in I was on your phone in one way. I
- 1:06:16Speaker 10: was on your phone in line.
- 1:06:23Speaker 6: Stream.
- 1:06:33Speaker 10: Don't get I was falling one way.
- 1:06:53Speaker 12: See just as the Bay basketball taper call it just stop,
- 1:07:00Speaker 12: not re take the juice seis j.
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