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Scarecrow Jokes · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Nor'easter coming in like a wrecking ball. One O six
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  Speaker 1: point seven Light FM Cubby, we got Nina and for
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  Speaker 1: Christine Today producer Christen, you heard about this big storm coming.
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  Speaker 2: I keep hearing about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So today we're fine, sunshine high sixty two.
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow we're fine, just kind of cloudy in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: Sunday in the morning, cloud in the afternoon, and then
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  Speaker 1: all day Sunday and all day Monday, heavy rain, steady,
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  Speaker 1: heavy rain, like all day whin winds up to sixty
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  Speaker 1: miles an hour. Wow. So if you have Halloween decorations
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  Speaker 1: that are out that might be loose, and we do
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  Speaker 1: actually at our house, not a lot, but like we
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  Speaker 1: have a few of these like pinwheels that say boot
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  Speaker 1: on and al than cute. They're they're gonna go flying flying,
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna take those in. We have some we
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  Speaker 1: have like a little scarecrow that we have like in
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  Speaker 1: a bush. It's like a little stick with Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's we have to bring that in.
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  Speaker 2: It's like Wizard of Oz flying through the air.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have anything to bring in?
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  Speaker 2: I keep thinking about our trees. We actually just had
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  Speaker 2: a tree trim this week. Okay, another tree. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 2: have trees. Like every time there's a storm, you get
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  Speaker 2: a branch down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you and Menina Andcubby, we both have just
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  Speaker 1: regular houses. But you, Christen, you live in a town home.
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  Speaker 1: And this is where I think you're lucky because you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to worry about all the outdoor stuff. I'm
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  Speaker 1: more worried about power.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not super cold, it's not a blizzard. So
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  Speaker 2: if you lose power, but still not good object right,
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  Speaker 2: And that's going to be a big thing for everybody, the.
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  Speaker 1: Power Sunday and Monday or charger stuff, charge your stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned I had a little scarecrow in our front yard.
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  Speaker 1: And as I'm talking, miss corinne uh the daycare director
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  Speaker 1: who I mentioned frequently on our show, Hello there, say hi,
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  Speaker 1: Misskrenn hih hi. Miss I thought, hello, how do we
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  Speaker 1: hear her? She sent me scarecrow jokes. She's right there,
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  Speaker 1: she's right there. Why did the scarecrow win an award
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  Speaker 1: because he was outstanding in his field?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Why did the scarecrow sit on the fence? He
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be on the edge of his field.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds similar.
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  Speaker 1: What's a Scarecrow's favorite fruit, straw berries. That's cute. That's
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  Speaker 1: a winner, right, Yeah, Why don't scarecrows eat fast food
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  Speaker 1: because they're already stuffed?
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  Speaker 2: That one's actually funny. That one's funny. All right?
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  Speaker 1: What did what did Korn say to Scarecrow?
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  Speaker 2: Have you had Miss Karen actually on the show yet,
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  Speaker 2: You're amazing. She's on the show now.
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  Speaker 1: She's got I mentioned her like once a week at least,
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  Speaker 1: because we only have two listeners at this time of day,
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  Speaker 1: we have actually three. You It's Chris, Karen, Nina and
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  Speaker 1: usually Christina and a nurse right, yeah, although we did
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  Speaker 1: get a lot of texts yesterday at this time when
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  Speaker 1: we walked miles on your car.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are truck drivers, so right right.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people that are up right now are
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  Speaker 1: school people and medical fields totally your police.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, going to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: Going to the gym? Yeah, hit us up. What are
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  Speaker 1: you up to here right now? Four four three sixty three?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing right now at this very moment?
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  Speaker 1: What are you wearing right now? Four four six three?
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  Speaker 1: Text us right now and Msskurin, I love you, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for all you do.