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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for horsecopes, Peyton, what's the vibe I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: as your sign as a holiday decoration. So also, if
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  Speaker 1: it's your birthday today you are Sagittarius. You share a
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  Speaker 1: birthday with Nicki, minaj Anda, Sophia Rob and Dwight Howard.
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  Speaker 2: What is it you said?
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  Speaker 3: Your what your sign is like a holiday decoration? So like,
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  Speaker 3: what kind of vibe are you? Black guy?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, good morning, good morning? What's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? So, my Sagittarius, we are in your guys this
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  Speaker 1: season right now. You guys are the chaotic, overly tangled
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  Speaker 1: Christmas lights. You bring joy and brightness and absolute mayhem.
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  Speaker 1: You weren't put away properly last year. And honestly, you
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  Speaker 1: kind of like being a little bit of a mess
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  Speaker 1: because it adds character to you. But people get frustrated
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  Speaker 1: with you guys this time of the year, but we
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  Speaker 1: are also delighted by you. Okay, block up a.
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  Speaker 3: Little bit of a hot mess.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of Christmas lights, So my wife likes to get
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  Speaker 2: the house decorated area with lights. She has a guy
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  Speaker 2: that does it all the time. Every year he does
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  Speaker 2: it and he has he lives far away, and I
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  Speaker 2: guess one of the lights around our tree outside the
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  Speaker 2: front yard. The lights didn't turn on, you know, like
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  Speaker 2: we have a driveway with the trees down the driveway.
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  Speaker 2: When the lights didn't come on, we're going for a watchers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh look the lights are on. I go and call
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  Speaker 2: the guy. And the next day the lights went on
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  Speaker 2: and I go, did you call the guy? She goes, no,
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  Speaker 2: I forgot. The third day, I go, did you call
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  Speaker 2: a guy? She's like, no, I'm going to So last
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  Speaker 2: night we were eating dinner at this restaurant and she
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  Speaker 2: gets a call for the guy and she's like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god. Well okay, well I'm so sorry. I'm
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  Speaker 2: so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Turns out they turned on.
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  Speaker 2: The guy showed up at our house and the lights
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  Speaker 2: turned on. They were working way, and I go, he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know what ice, he said, go, the lights are
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  Speaker 2: on off, so he doesn't know which ones are on.
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  Speaker 2: So we pull up our house and they were on.
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  Speaker 3: But it was like three days with.
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  Speaker 2: Them not on. I don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 3: And that's so weird, so weird.
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  Speaker 2: Larissa, Hello, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Cappricorn.
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  Speaker 3: Oh perfect, okay, so my coppricorns.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you like which holiday decoration you are, which
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  Speaker 1: matches your vibe of your sign, And you guys are
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  Speaker 1: the high end minimalist Christmas wreath. You guys are classy
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  Speaker 1: and elegant and definitely from some fans boutique that no
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  Speaker 1: one's ever heard of. You're timeless and expensive looking and
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  Speaker 1: built to last. People aspire to be your level of
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  Speaker 1: put togetherness this holiday season. Wow. Yeah, I'm also very talkative.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have a great daylist and thank you for listening. Yeah, hello, Jenny,
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  Speaker 2: what's your signed?
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  Speaker 3: Jenny? I am a Libra just like Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is spinning for you guys, because you guys
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  Speaker 1: are the aesthetic mantle garland, because it's beautiful and soft
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  Speaker 1: and balanced and curated within an inch of its life.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone compliments you the moment that they walk in, and
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  Speaker 1: you're serving Pinterest holiday board energy with zero effort.
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  Speaker 3: Heil, I love a good garland. I love a good garland.
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  Speaker 3: ENVI a good garland.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have a mantle in our house and always like,
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  Speaker 1: how can I fake a mantle? I would love just
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  Speaker 1: to have a manton, have that dreamy Christmas garland.
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  Speaker 2: A Mickey mantle or a Judy Garland.
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  Speaker 3: Both of those would also be great. I bet for you.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, Jenny. What do you got forces?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rich your holiday decoration. You're the soft glowing candle
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  Speaker 1: in the window.
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  Speaker 2: You're a candle.
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  Speaker 3: My gosh, there's actually a song about that. Yeah, interesting,
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  Speaker 3: candle in the window. I think it's because it's just wind.
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  Speaker 1: You're dreamy and gentle, and you give rom calm energy
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  Speaker 1: from this second story window. You create a feeling more
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  Speaker 1: than something that's visual. You're creating nostalgia in emotion and
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  Speaker 1: people feel safe around you.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, candle in the window is from the Oreo speedwagonh oh,
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  Speaker 3: so there is a candle.
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  Speaker 2: I was doing candle in the window on a corn
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  Speaker 2: Dog summer night, which were not the words, but then
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  Speaker 2: Rich was doing candle in the wind Elton John.
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  Speaker 3: Either way, that's you.
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  Speaker 2: You're both of those. Take them both.
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  Speaker 3: Anytime you walk to the door, you just start singing.
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  Speaker 2: What about les?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a Leo us.
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  Speaker 1: Leo's We are the topper on the tree. We are
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  Speaker 1: main character energy. We will be seeing photographed and placed
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  Speaker 1: at the highest point in the room.
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  Speaker 3: And honestly, the tree looks weird without us.
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  Speaker 2: How about Virgos?
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  Speaker 1: John Jay You are the ornament storage box, a hot mess.
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  Speaker 1: Everything has been together, things are broken. There's a system
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  Speaker 1: that has absolutely failed. But the holidays would be chaos
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  Speaker 1: without you, so we appreciate you anyways.
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  Speaker 2: That's me all right. If we get your signed there,
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  Speaker 2: I'll post it on our website John Jay rich dot
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  Speaker 2: com