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Hour 2 - Holistic Experience · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka. It's our numb bird two as we
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Speaker 1: do some legwork here in our two on the Ben
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Speaker 1: Maler Show. Happy Thursday to you. What do you see
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Speaker 1: is the driving force behind RAMS wide receiver Puka Nakua's
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Speaker 1: trip to a holistic Malibu rehab.
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Speaker 2: We'll talk about that. Also, will Tiger Woods successfully avoid
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Speaker 2: the paparazzo while over seas getting his own rehab? It's
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Speaker 2: the hour of rehab. The times are a change in
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Speaker 2: and back to the NFL. How much confidence do the
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Speaker 2: Texans really have with quarterback c J. Stroud, who has
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Speaker 2: been the poster boy of Topsy Turvy. We'll talk about that.
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Speaker 2: We also have Mallard to the third degree here it
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Speaker 2: is our number two. It is a holistic experience, so
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Speaker 2: our lead this hour is from rehab. Now, if there's
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Speaker 2: any show on radio that has more experts on rehab,
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Speaker 2: I can't think of it. This show is at the
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Speaker 2: very top. In fact, there's a requirement to call the show.
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Speaker 2: You've had to go to rehab at least three or
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Speaker 2: four times to call into the show. Unless that's not true.
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Speaker 2: So our lead this hour is from the rehab clinic.
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Speaker 4: As we have a Pooka Pooka update Star wide receiver,
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Speaker 4: the next big contract in the NFL will likely go
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Speaker 4: to this guy.
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Speaker 2: If you've not heard, perhaps not, we have learned that
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Speaker 2: LRAMS wide receiver Pooka the has checked himself in into
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Speaker 2: a rehab facility after he was accused of going full
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Speaker 2: vampire and biting a woman while drunk on New Year's Eve.
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Speaker 2: His attorney confirming that his client has checked himself into
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Speaker 2: a luxury treatment center in of course, Malibu. Where else Malibu?
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Speaker 2: Why not?
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Speaker 5: All right?
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Speaker 2: So, Nikoua's lawyer said the rehab is because of a
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Speaker 2: combination of stories that y'all he told the New York Post,
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Speaker 2: y'all must be from Texas have run is certainly a
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Speaker 2: contributing factor. Now the attorney is positioning this as Puka
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Speaker 2: going to rehab before he got sued. We'll get more
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Speaker 2: into that later on. That's a good jumping out point.
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Speaker 2: Let us discuss the question, what do you see as
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Speaker 2: the driving force behind RAMS wide receiver, Puka Nakua and
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Speaker 2: his trip to a Malibu rehab, a holistic Malibu rehab.
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Speaker 2: So I've got NASA, where's Waldo and Rocket Fizz, and
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Speaker 2: we will combine all of these things together, and we
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Speaker 2: are gonna make an alphabet soup, is what we're gonna make. ABC.
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Speaker 2: That's right, ABC, So number, I said, number, all right,
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Speaker 2: So we call it the Malibu Mirage, the Malamu Mirage.
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Speaker 2: So Pooka Nakua entering the NFL's Witness Protection SPA and resort.
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Speaker 2: It is not a desert oasis. No, no, no, no,
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Speaker 2: it is a Malibu oasis. And now don't get this twisted.
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Speaker 2: Do not whatever you do, do not get this twisted.
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Speaker 2: This is not about healing. It's not about healing. It's
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Speaker 2: about image laundering, not money laundering, image laundering. It's the
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Speaker 2: oldest trick in the Houdini Magic Set. If you open
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Speaker 2: up the Houdini Magic Set, you get the hidden ball trick.
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Speaker 2: You got that, You've got the card, the deck of
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Speaker 2: cards that's in there, and then you've got this. It's
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Speaker 2: right next to the I take full responsibility talking point
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Speaker 2: and that's not who I am. Those of course very popular.
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Speaker 2: This is coordinated Puoka going to the Holistic Rehab, much
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Speaker 2: like a NASA launch is coordinated. Countdown, countdown to contract
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Speaker 2: extension team minus clean image, clean image. Yeah, so you
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Speaker 2: go to the holistic rehab, you sit by the mighty
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Speaker 2: big blue Pacific Ocean. Now it's gonna be tough for Pooka.
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Speaker 2: He does not eat vegetables. And this is a blow
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Speaker 2: to the anti vegetable caucus. And that anti va vegetable
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Speaker 2: caucus includes Al Michael's Pokinakua and yours. Truly, we are
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Speaker 2: anti vegetable. And if you go to a holistic retreat,
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Speaker 2: you're going to be given cucumber water, whether you want
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Speaker 2: it or not. You're gonna be given that. You're also
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Speaker 2: gonna get avocado toast. You're gonna get avocado, toast, smoke
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Speaker 2: salmon as well on of course a begel smoke salmon begel.
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Speaker 2: You'll get that. And then suddenly, poof, just like that,
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Speaker 2: you are rebranded from hazard in the headlines, hazard in
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Speaker 2: the headlines to misunderstood artisan just like that. And that's
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Speaker 2: not just bending the rules. It's not bending the rules here.
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Speaker 2: That is or agami is what that is?
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Speaker 5: Right? That is.
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Speaker 2: I mean you're taking a piece of paper and twisting
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Speaker 2: that thing up and it's looks like a bird. Is
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Speaker 2: it a plane? I don't know. So we're not playing checkers.
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Speaker 2: It's chest, you know, that whole thing. And the rams
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Speaker 2: are watching the ownership Stan Kronkey's watching, the lawyers are
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Speaker 2: watching the possible court date, which is not who knows
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Speaker 2: if it's ever going to get the court that's also
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Speaker 2: out there, And so the contract Fairry is watching. With
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Speaker 2: forty plus million dollars aav average annual value over forty
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Speaker 2: million dollars, that Pooka gonna set the record, was on track,
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Speaker 2: on track to set the record for the highest average
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Speaker 2: annual value per year, You're gonna get the bag. So
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Speaker 2: the contract Fairry is hovering over so far like a
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Speaker 2: drone and you think the money just shows up like that,
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Speaker 2: And if you're starring in Byte Club, I don't know
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Speaker 2: about that. I don't know about that. Now, Pooka does
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Speaker 2: have a great opportunity if he plays his cards right here,
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Speaker 2: they can bring back the Vampire Diaries and he would
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Speaker 2: have a role in the reboot of the Vampire Diaries here.
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Speaker 2: And I want to point out also that we said
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Speaker 2: this the night the story came out with the Puka Nakusta, sorry,
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Speaker 2: this one accusation is a spark. We have not gotten
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Speaker 2: a wildfire. Very important, we have not gotten a wildfire.
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Speaker 2: And with Deshaun Watson when this his story came out
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Speaker 2: a couple of years ago, it was like, well he
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Speaker 2: came out denied the one accusation, and then it was
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Speaker 2: another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust,
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Speaker 2: and another one and another one and all that stuff.
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Speaker 2: We have not seen a girl gang feeding TMZ's inbox
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Speaker 2: with credible accusations against Pooka Nikoula. However, in the NFL,
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Speaker 2: oftentimes a single spark turns into a five alarm inferno
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Speaker 2: and it happens real quick, and so Nikoua's he's trying
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Speaker 2: to hit the reset button. Here's a lot of money
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Speaker 2: on the line. Is people writing his coattails trying to
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Speaker 2: get that money, and so it's rehab holistic reputation, the
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Speaker 2: old switcheroo. There go to Malibu and uh yeah, so
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Speaker 2: LB hardship angle for Puka at a Malibu rehab where
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Speaker 2: they charge eight thousand dollars a month and you go
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Speaker 2: there and just kind of hang out and knock yourself out,
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Speaker 2: all right now, keeping the theme of the hour, because
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Speaker 2: there's nothing better than talking about rehab on talk radio.
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Speaker 2: It's fascinating. So Tiger Woods, Yeah, another big, big couple
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Speaker 2: of months here for rehabs. So Tiger Woods turned down
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Speaker 2: shockingly the Ryder Cup capency. I don't know why. I
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Speaker 2: guess he must be busy flipping cars. So he's going
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Speaker 2: to step away from all golf activity, will not participate
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Speaker 2: in the Masters. In fact, he will not even be
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Speaker 2: in the country as a Florida judge has rubber stamped
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Speaker 2: rubber stamped a motion to allow Tiger Woods to vacate
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Speaker 2: the United States of America, and he's going to seek treatment.
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Speaker 2: According to Tiger's well compensated to turn the attorney asking
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Speaker 2: the judge that Tiger Woods be allowed to travel outside
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Speaker 2: the country for comprehensive inpatient treatment. The lawyer said that
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Speaker 2: the recommendation from Tiger Woods doctor Wink wink whatever is
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Speaker 2: doctor's Doc Mike, I don't know anyway, or Doc Dann
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Speaker 2: maybe Doc Dan from Minnesota. So Tiger Woods Doctor h
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Speaker 2: has recommended based on the quote complex clinical presentation and
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Speaker 2: the urgent need for a level of care that cannot
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Speaker 2: safely be or effectively be done within the United States
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Speaker 2: as Tiger's privacy has been repeatedly compromised. So the judge
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Speaker 2: bought this bull crap. And so Tiger's going to go abroad?
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Speaker 2: Will he be followed by a Netflix docu crew to
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Speaker 2: have a docu series Tiger goes to rehab, a four
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Speaker 2: part Netflix special? Yeah, all right, So question will Tiger
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Speaker 2: Woods successfully avoid the paparazzo while overseas getting some rehab.
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Speaker 2: So if you think, okay, if you think Tiger Woods
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Speaker 2: is going to vanish into the French mist like a phantom,
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Speaker 2: I have a pump and dump crypto. I would like
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Speaker 2: you to buy all of it. I want you to
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Speaker 2: buy all of it place. Come on, we have built
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Speaker 2: a global economy, a global economy in the age of
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Speaker 2: social media, and the currency is tipped off, as in, Hey,
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Speaker 2: I know something, I'm gonna make some money on this.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go viral and I'm gonna I'm gonna make
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Speaker 2: my cash. You honestly think a fifty thousand dollars bounty
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Speaker 2: from the Daily Mail in London or New York Post
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Speaker 2: is page six or TMZ is going to turn a picturesque,
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Speaker 2: just beautiful French chateau into a high stakes game of
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Speaker 2: where's Waldo? Come? Of course that's going to have it.
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Speaker 2: It's going to turn into a Where's Waldo game at
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Speaker 2: the French chateau and the French Riviera rehab clinic. It's
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Speaker 2: just a I believe a charade. I'm going with charade here.
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Speaker 2: It's theatrical. It's highly produced, is what it is here
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Speaker 2: in stage for the gullible, and then the gullible always
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Speaker 2: love this. They can't get enough of it. Every waiter,
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Speaker 2: every bell hop, every masseuse, all of these people from
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Speaker 2: Paris out to the suburbs and beyond, will beyond the
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Speaker 2: prowl money man of money, yep, money man of money. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: money doesn't talk, it screams. It always screams. We know
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Speaker 2: that that's the case. Here, imagine Tiger sitting in his
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Speaker 2: chateau looking out at the French riviera. He feels like
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Speaker 2: he's protected, surrounded by a wall of the Claire's and
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Speaker 2: chocolate moose and just settling in there and he's safe
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Speaker 2: behind the wall of desserts and wrong. No, the apaparazzo
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Speaker 2: are like heat seeking missiles, is what they're like.
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Speaker 5: There.
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Speaker 2: They don't care about your crembrouleat. They're not worried about that. Okay,
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Speaker 2: they're not. I care about the payday and not the
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Speaker 2: candy bar pay day. Not the candy bar pay day.
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Speaker 2: To think that Tiger will avoid the lens when everyone's
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Speaker 2: walking around with a high definition camera, even the guys
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Speaker 2: with the Obama phones they have that come on, and
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Speaker 2: Tiger's just another mark, just another mark on the board.
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Speaker 2: You grab your popcorn, get your popcorn now, But of
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Speaker 2: that popcorn, because the private retreat is about to become
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Speaker 2: public viewing. All right. Now, back to the NFL final point.
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Speaker 2: Back to the NFL. To Houston we go where the
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Speaker 2: owner cal McNair, another second generation ownership group. Dad made
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Speaker 2: the money and he's as big as stumblebum as Mark
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Speaker 2: Davis or the second generation owners anyway. So Cal McNair,
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Speaker 2: through his support around CJ. Stroud, the disgruntled when I
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Speaker 2: say disgruntles his play, he's making everyone disgruntled. Quarterback there
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Speaker 2: in Texas. McNair telling the media in Houston, quote, we're
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Speaker 2: totally behind him meeting c J. Stroud. He's totally bought
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Speaker 2: into being our quarterback and all that entails. Really, we
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Speaker 2: all want to get better every year. The Texans bloviating
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Speaker 2: owners said, he's doing that. He's doing that, everyone is
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Speaker 2: doing that. Everyone's getting better. Okay, didn't look like he
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Speaker 2: got better in the playoffs. What do I know? Question?
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Speaker 2: We know the fluff, the fluffer nutter from the owner here,
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Speaker 2: Cal McNair. The question how much confidence do the Texans
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Speaker 2: really have in c J. Stroud? We know what they said,
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Speaker 2: but how much confidence do they have? All Right? So
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Speaker 2: the whole thing with CJ. Stroud, it stinks. Not just
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Speaker 2: a little smell kind of from a distance, Not that
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Speaker 2: kind of stink. No, I'm talking about a full on stink.
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Speaker 2: I'm talking about the Grand Central Fish Market in July
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Speaker 2: on a rare, really blistering hot day, that kind of smell.
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Speaker 2: Now you watch the tape, you listen to the games
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Speaker 2: on the radio and all that stuff.
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Speaker 3: C J.
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Speaker 2: Stroud he had the false opening, came on like gamebusters, right,
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Speaker 2: it was like some kind of foodoo bugaloo. How good
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Speaker 2: he was as a rookie and he was an absolute warhead.
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Speaker 2: And turns out that now that we've got several years,
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Speaker 2: a couple of years after that rookie season, it was
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Speaker 2: actually a trip to Rocket Fizz, Soda Pop and candy shop.
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Speaker 2: And the warhead was a candy version, not the nuclear kind.
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Speaker 2: It was just a candy warhead, a tardy, fruity flavored
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Speaker 2: quarterback that seems to explode in big moments and right
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Speaker 2: upon contact just come boom, just like that. Now Stroud
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Speaker 2: had a terrible second year. Is the twenty fifth ranked
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Speaker 2: quarterback in the NFL. He followed that up by becoming
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Speaker 2: the twenty ninth ranked quarterback in the NFL. And then
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Speaker 2: you have the snuffleufogus in the room playoffs. As Donnie
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Speaker 2: Brosco said back in the day, forget about it, forget
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Speaker 2: about it. He had a first class ticket.
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Speaker 5: CJ.
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Speaker 2: Stroud of the Texans on the Vomit Comet in the
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Speaker 2: playoffs right there, and that that was a bakery with
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Speaker 2: a special on turnovers, fresh giveaways every five minutes. Come
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Speaker 2: on down, and the Texans, they're all in.
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Speaker 5: C J.
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Speaker 2: Stroud had the worst postseason in NFL history for a
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Speaker 2: player that played multiple games, and they're all in. Please,
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Speaker 2: we all know it's a results based industry and you
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Speaker 2: either produce or you get replaced, as simple as that.
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Speaker 2: And right now, right now, CJ. Stroud's producing extra strength anxiety,
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Speaker 2: all right, And Houston will pick up the fifth year option,
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Speaker 2: and I'll do them monologue and I'll kill them. I'll
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Speaker 2: char broil de text like what are you doing? They'll
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Speaker 2: do it. Would be stunned if they would not pick
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Speaker 2: that up. They're gonna pick up the fifth year option.
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Speaker 2: The reason they're gonna do it is because they're scaredy cats.
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Speaker 2: They're scaredy cats. They're scared to admit that they might
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Speaker 2: have hitched their wagon to the wrong horse. And it's
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Speaker 2: a problem. And it's also fomo. These guys benefit from fomo.
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Speaker 2: The biggest thing going in sports today is fomo. There's
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Speaker 2: a bunch of these players in baseball that haven't done
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Speaker 2: anything in the big leagues. And they're getting massive eight
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Speaker 2: year contracts because of Fomo. That these teams are so parento,
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Speaker 2: they have so so much low self esteem in baseball.
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Speaker 2: They're so worried like any of these guys turn out
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Speaker 2: to be good, they're just gonna go to the Dodgers
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Speaker 2: of the Yankees, or the Red Side the Cubs or
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Speaker 2: something like that. So these small market, small minded teams,
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Speaker 2: they give all these guys eight year contracts worth fifty million,
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Speaker 2: one hundred million dollars and they haven't proven anything. It's
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Speaker 2: Fomo and CJ. Stroud's going to get another year of
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Speaker 2: fifth year option because of Fomo. It's not confidence. You
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Speaker 2: don't have any confidence in CJ. Stroud. This is crossing
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Speaker 2: it and Cooper Loop at a Bronco fan. That's Bronco fan.
22:47
Speaker 2: He was already to buy his Aaron Rodgers Broncos. Jersey
22:50
Speaker 2: was devastated that that was a fake story. Shore so excited.
22:56
Speaker 2: Oh Rogers a Bronco all right, back to it. I
23:00
Speaker 2: knew it was fake the second I saw that. I
23:04
Speaker 2: would love to have been a fly on the wall
23:08
Speaker 2: in that barn in West Virginia where Florio lives to
23:10
Speaker 2: find out when he realized, wait a minute.
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Speaker 3: This is not I don't understand it, Like.
23:17
Speaker 6: Oh, it's so good.
23:19
Speaker 2: It just doesn't make any sense.
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Speaker 3: It's not even one that's that you can fall for.
23:23
Speaker 2: It's great, though, Coop, come on, he posted like it
23:26
Speaker 2: was legit. Oh it's great. He is he that does
23:29
Speaker 2: he not realize April fools Like, imagine the laugh that
23:33
Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers and his fake wife must have had when
23:35
Speaker 2: they saw that story, right, it must have been just like,
23:37
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is the crizy of the world.
23:40
Speaker 2: Oh it's so good. All right, but this is the
23:43
Speaker 2: hour of pook up, at least at the start here.
23:45
Speaker 2: So we'll get into that. And what do we have here.
23:49
Speaker 2: No Stradinas who actually we did a check on him.
23:54
Speaker 2: We had to send in some paramedics to help out.
23:56
Speaker 2: No Stradinis because he all he overdosed on shot on Freuda.
24:02
Speaker 2: He overdosed on that. Really enjoying the Puka story, says
24:06
Speaker 2: the Puka and his idiocy is the gift that just
24:09
Speaker 2: keeps giving. It's great. I'm a talk to your host
24:11
Speaker 2: and no studios. He's providing content. It's not a criminal
24:15
Speaker 2: matter at this point. It's a civil matter. So it's
24:18
Speaker 2: really nothing burger. Now, if a bunch of other people
24:20
Speaker 2: come out it becomes a civil goes from civil to
24:24
Speaker 2: criminals thing, then okay, that's that's something different. We're not
24:27
Speaker 2: at that point. Alfie alien Opiner says, I would argue
24:31
Speaker 2: that the big market red Sox are the kings of
24:34
Speaker 2: Governors of the fo MO or governors of the fo
24:38
Speaker 2: MO contracts. Do yourself a favor and look at how
24:42
Speaker 2: many one hit wonders they've locked up Rusne Castillo. Well
24:47
Speaker 2: didn't They signed Rusne for paw Tucket. They signed him
24:50
Speaker 2: for paw Tucket and he did very well there, unless
24:52
Speaker 2: he didn't late night drug test.
24:55
Speaker 8: Wa wait, wait, are you telling me there's one hit
24:57
Speaker 8: wonders in music and in sports?
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Speaker 2: Well, he never even was a hit. He just got
25:02
Speaker 2: a contract without you. These guys are getting contracts now, Loraina,
25:04
Speaker 2: without actually doing it. All these is somebody says you're
25:08
Speaker 2: going to be good. You know how harder this predict?
25:11
Speaker 2: And you with Lorena as a as a woman dating right? Uh?
25:14
Speaker 2: And men and with men with women too right. You know,
25:17
Speaker 2: you project you're in a relationship with someone, you project
25:19
Speaker 2: like how things are gonna go. You're almost never right. Nope,
25:23
Speaker 2: you're not right. I mean you probably dated guys. You
25:26
Speaker 2: thought all this guy's you know, the guy's keeper, the one. Yeah,
25:29
Speaker 2: I mean that happens all the time. I'm both ways.
25:31
Speaker 2: And so these teams are betting on these guys that
25:34
Speaker 2: are going to continue to get better. And they're not
25:36
Speaker 2: gonna some guys peak in high school or whatever, and
25:38
Speaker 2: so they get these massive contracts. And Rusne Castile was
25:42
Speaker 2: one of the guys. He was like the originator of
25:45
Speaker 2: just getting paid for nothing, and he did nothing and
25:47
Speaker 2: he got paid a lot of money for nothing. Just Josh,
25:49
Speaker 2: as I stand with Pooka, vegetables suck and a special
25:54
Speaker 2: fu to pickles, get off my chicken sandwich one hundred percent.
25:58
Speaker 2: I cannot tell you how many times I have been disappointed.
26:02
Speaker 2: I don't need a Chick fil A very often, but
26:04
Speaker 2: I'll go to Chick fil A, I'll get the chicken
26:05
Speaker 2: sandwich and I'll bite into it forgetting the pickle, devastating,
26:12
Speaker 2: want to puke in my mouth. Leave my freaking chicken
26:15
Speaker 2: sandwich alone. I agree. It's a great take. And when
26:18
Speaker 2: we go out, just Josh and all you guys at
26:21
Speaker 2: the Ohio meet and greet we're gonna do later this month,
26:24
Speaker 2: no vegetables. You will not see me eat a single
26:27
Speaker 2: vegetable other the one exception, and it's is the garlic.
26:31
Speaker 2: That's it. Let's go to the phones, and who do
26:35
Speaker 2: we have this? Yeah, any meenie miney mo. Let's go
26:38
Speaker 2: to J in Cincinnati. What's going on?
26:41
Speaker 5: Jay?
26:41
Speaker 2: Welcome?
26:42
Speaker 5: What's ben? I know a good some lid places for
26:47
Speaker 5: the meat and greet in Ohio basically from CVG the
26:52
Speaker 5: airport in order to gaze to Dick the Beaver Creek
26:54
Speaker 5: where Dick and Dayton lives. Yeah, we're happy to go
26:58
Speaker 5: forty one miles to it's there.
27:01
Speaker 2: Well, it is, it is. They have these things. They
27:04
Speaker 2: have these things called highways, so it would be conceivable.
27:07
Speaker 5: It's right off a highway. It's a casino, though, you
27:09
Speaker 5: got to be over twenty one to get in.
27:11
Speaker 2: I don't know what about the younger kids. I'm a
27:13
Speaker 2: your hero that listen to overnight radio.
27:16
Speaker 5: Colerain is gonna come.
27:21
Speaker 2: I know Anthony will not be there because Lorrain is
27:23
Speaker 2: not going to be there. So I'm pretty sure Anthony
27:25
Speaker 2: is not going to be there. I don't have to
27:26
Speaker 2: worry about that.
27:27
Speaker 5: But it's it's Sun Centers like right half all right,
27:31
Speaker 5: So here's the.
27:31
Speaker 2: Deal, J. We are. We are a little over three
27:33
Speaker 2: weeks away from this thing. I have been chatting with
27:37
Speaker 2: a couple of people. I believe we have something in
27:40
Speaker 2: the queue, but they've not got it. I've not gotten
27:42
Speaker 2: it confirmed I have a nightmares that they're going to
27:45
Speaker 2: drop out, much like I've had. I had a deal
27:48
Speaker 2: with merch last year, was about to announce it. The
27:52
Speaker 2: thing fell apart. So I'm concerned about that. But I
27:55
Speaker 2: know we'll find somewhere and we just show up. We'll
27:58
Speaker 2: just show up somewhere if we have to.
28:00
Speaker 5: If I don't don't go to Dayton. You don't want
28:02
Speaker 5: to go to Dayton, what's wrong with I'm go pick
28:05
Speaker 5: Dick up.
28:06
Speaker 2: I'll get I've said that before. We will. We will
28:12
Speaker 2: effort Jay to get. Well, you know, the Reds are
28:15
Speaker 2: playing that night, so maybe we'll all just go to
28:17
Speaker 2: a Reds game or something that would be depressing.
28:19
Speaker 5: You know, that's fine. But anyway, I was back nineteen
28:22
Speaker 5: ninety two. I was shooting basketball my driveway. I was
28:25
Speaker 5: a junior in high school and Chris Collins or his
28:28
Speaker 5: porsal can uh it would be Dick and Dayton would
28:32
Speaker 5: call in and be like, uh, I think the Reds
28:34
Speaker 5: are going to be good this year if they can
28:36
Speaker 5: hit and pitch. It was like twenty eight years later,
28:39
Speaker 5: I'm listening to your show and he's saying the same
28:41
Speaker 5: ship stuff.
28:42
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't, Yeah, you should be able to say.
28:44
Speaker 2: Isn't it fascinating that Dick and Dayton has the same
28:47
Speaker 2: material and was Andy Furman hosting back then.
28:51
Speaker 5: He was on air and Collinsworth was on there before
28:54
Speaker 5: he got the big shot.
28:55
Speaker 2: I got you, I got you. Yeah. Well it's all
29:00
Speaker 2: places okay. Well, well well you're you're my backup plan.
29:03
Speaker 2: If I know the deal falls apart, We'll just figure
29:05
Speaker 2: we'll figure out where to go together and hang out there. Oh,
29:08
Speaker 2: thank you, Jay, I said, Jay, and Cincinnati lovely man.
29:13
Speaker 2: That's pretty funny. Yeah, it's twenty eight years old. Dick
29:16
Speaker 2: and Dayton calls up. Now twenty years later, Dick's still
29:22
Speaker 2: on the radio saying the same stuff, still gone higher. Yeah,
29:25
Speaker 2: well apparently, let's say hello to lawn mower Mike. I
29:30
Speaker 2: like the name lawn mower Mike. In southern Illinois. That's
29:34
Speaker 2: in the country, not like northern Illinois, right, the big
29:36
Speaker 2: city Chicago. No, southern Illinois. That's where the that's where
29:39
Speaker 2: the heart and soul of Illinois lives out there in
29:42
Speaker 2: the farmland.
29:42
Speaker 9: Hello lawnmore Mike, Hello Dan, first time caller, A longtime listener.
29:49
Speaker 2: First time caller, longtime listener. Normally we get longtime caller,
29:54
Speaker 2: first time listener. So I'm glad that you're finally calling in.
29:57
Speaker 2: Why is this night different than all of the knights
30:00
Speaker 2: a lot more?
30:01
Speaker 9: Well, I needed to work up a little bit of
30:04
Speaker 9: courage to call you, fall In.
30:06
Speaker 2: So well, here we are. Look at it now, and
30:08
Speaker 2: you always remember your first call. You always remember I
30:11
Speaker 2: remember my first time. Yep, exactly, all right, Ben.
30:16
Speaker 9: The NCAA tournament's going on, both the men's and women's
30:19
Speaker 9: the final four.
30:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know who's winning? Do you know who's
30:23
Speaker 2: winning the Fox Sports Radio bracket challenge among the hosts here?
30:26
Speaker 5: Oh?
30:26
Speaker 2: Then, Mallen, that's right, very I'm number one. Check that Cowherd,
30:33
Speaker 2: Dan Patrick and you a Hall of fame. I'm number one, baby.
30:37
Speaker 9: They're blowhards and gas tags. I never listened to their shows.
30:40
Speaker 2: Well, I want to tell you not to listen to
30:42
Speaker 2: their shows. I just want to tell you that I'm
30:43
Speaker 2: beating them. That's what do you want? Do you need
30:45
Speaker 2: to happen in order to stay number one? Uh, don't
30:48
Speaker 2: worry about that, Coop. I'm I'm fine, I'm fine, all right.
30:52
Speaker 9: I want to ask both you and Lorraine and Coop
30:56
Speaker 9: if both the men's and women's are taking place at
31:00
Speaker 9: the same time in the Final four? Did they use
31:02
Speaker 9: the same size basketball?
31:07
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't have the rules of
31:10
Speaker 2: the game. Now do you think let me ask you
31:12
Speaker 2: this here? How about don't look put your phone down, Lorray,
31:16
Speaker 2: put your phone down, it's down, all right? Do you
31:19
Speaker 2: think Loraina can name one of the teams in the
31:24
Speaker 2: women's final four? Coop? Do you think Loraina can name
31:28
Speaker 2: the four teams? Obviously? Final four? Can Loraina name one
31:31
Speaker 2: of the four teams in the women's Final four?
31:33
Speaker 3: I'm not sure I can name one of the four teams.
31:35
Speaker 3: Would you like to play for? Yeah? I have one
31:39
Speaker 3: guess and if this is one, there's one obviously this
31:41
Speaker 3: isn't right? Then a lot more, Mike, do you want to?
31:45
Speaker 3: You say.
31:48
Speaker 2: A lot more, Mike? Do you want Do you think
31:50
Speaker 2: that Coop and Lourena can name one team? I'm gonna
31:52
Speaker 2: let Loraina go first because it'll be more fun. Do
31:55
Speaker 2: you think that? Do you think either one will name
31:58
Speaker 2: at least one team?
31:59
Speaker 9: No?
31:59
Speaker 2: I don't all right, No, this guy has no confidence
32:02
Speaker 2: and you think you're the losers. I go ahead, Lorena
32:05
Speaker 2: name I'll give you four guesses. Go ahead, Women's final four,
32:08
Speaker 2: the final four teams left in women's college basketball, go ahead,
32:11
Speaker 2: all right? The Charlotte Daisy's okay, correct, Yes, what else?
32:16
Speaker 8: The Double D's of Texas, very popular team, and uh yes,
32:23
Speaker 8: little foot League. Okay, and that's it, all right, Coople.
32:28
Speaker 2: I think Coop will get one because one's kind of yeah,
32:32
Speaker 2: tremendous basketball. Notch Coop. Go ahead.
32:35
Speaker 3: Well, you like you're saying, this is like super easy,
32:37
Speaker 3: but like the one that I'm guessing, it doesn't seem
32:39
Speaker 3: like obviously I was going to guess, is Texas in it? Yes,
32:43
Speaker 3: they are. That That was not the one.
32:46
Speaker 2: The Double D's of Texas.
32:48
Speaker 3: Well, that the Texas, So there's not even.
32:51
Speaker 2: I thought the one I thought you would get is
32:54
Speaker 2: the one I would have just blindly guessed because not
32:56
Speaker 2: that I watched women's college Yeah, that's the that's the
32:59
Speaker 2: one that was My fourth guest got two of them.
33:03
Speaker 2: Question Baylor Baylor, No, Baylor is not in there. The
33:07
Speaker 2: the other two teams are South Carolina and U c
33:12
Speaker 2: l A. I got U c l A. Ben Yeah, well, yeah,
33:19
Speaker 2: what what do.
33:19
Speaker 9: You all right? I want to I want to ask
33:21
Speaker 9: Lorraina about the women's and then basketball.
33:26
Speaker 2: He's the perfect person.
33:27
Speaker 9: Ask let me ask her the uh the women did
33:33
Speaker 9: they use the same size?
33:34
Speaker 2: Are you already asked? I mean, Mike, what do.
33:36
Speaker 6: We do know?
33:37
Speaker 2: We already asked?
33:38
Speaker 4: Of course?
33:38
Speaker 5: All right, I.
33:39
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33:43
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33:47
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33:51
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33:59
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Speaker 2: Blank was once ranked as the fifth dirtiest player in
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38:12
Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago, it seemed like Russell Wilson
38:14
Speaker 3: might get signed by the Chiefs, but instead they went
38:16
Speaker 3: with Justin Fields. Now it's being reported that there is
38:18
Speaker 3: quote no market for Russell Wilson. Ben, do you think
38:21
Speaker 3: mister unlimited goes unsigned?
38:23
Speaker 2: Well, it would take like five quarterbacks getting into a
38:26
Speaker 2: clown car accident for him to get signed at this point,
38:29
Speaker 2: so there will be injuries and so he's on that
38:31
Speaker 2: short list. It doesn't look good. Sounds like the Raiders
38:34
Speaker 2: want Kirk Cousins, not Russell Wilson. That's the only available
38:37
Speaker 2: job unless Aaron Rodgers goes away next.
38:40
Speaker 3: Ben Roethlisberger spoke in a recent podcast and said about
38:42
Speaker 3: the Baltimore Ravens I think that their window is closed.
38:45
Speaker 3: I should say it's closing. Yeah, Ben, is their window
38:47
Speaker 3: closing or closed?
38:49
Speaker 2: It's closing. Lamar Jackson did not look as good last year.
38:53
Speaker 2: He's been hurt recently. They have a new coach. It's
38:56
Speaker 2: not closed. It's there at a fork in the road.
38:59
Speaker 2: The Ray are not They're not a stock that you buy.
39:03
Speaker 2: You don't sell it. They just kind of hold on
39:05
Speaker 2: to it at this point. Next and only.
39:07
Speaker 3: As second year coaching the Rockets, t Aodoka led the
39:09
Speaker 3: team to the first Division title and six years and
39:11
Speaker 3: then the second seed in the Western Conference. Then they
39:13
Speaker 3: got bounced in the first round. The summer saying a
39:16
Speaker 3: first round exit this year could cost a Dooka his job.
39:19
Speaker 3: Do you think they'd pull the plug on him that quick?
39:21
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go no. He is considered one of the
39:22
Speaker 2: better coaches in the NBA. The Rockets changed the ingredients.
39:25
Speaker 2: They added Kevin Durant. They screwed up the recipe. I
39:28
Speaker 2: say they're going to keep him for another year. How
39:30
Speaker 2: do we do he passes? That is a way put
39:32
Speaker 2: on the guy. Oh my god, what the guy that's