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The Van Es group FaceTime will always be unhinged · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Dy and Rich. Yes, we were talking about funny
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  Speaker 1: email addresses.
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  Speaker 2: Amrasson email addresses because Google's letting you change your email
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  Speaker 2: address and still keep the emails. So people were sharing
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  Speaker 2: it with us, like Matt, good morning. What was your
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  Speaker 2: old email address?
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  Speaker 1: Or still is hey? Good morning? So it wasn't mine,
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  Speaker 1: it's my buddies. He was a swimmer in high school,
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  Speaker 1: you know, ranked in the state, so he decided to
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  Speaker 1: make his email address all star Stroker.
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  Speaker 2: He handed it out at a job fair, like he
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  Speaker 2: had no idea.
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  Speaker 1: He gave it to somebody at a job fair and
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  Speaker 1: they were like, are you serious? And then finally like
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  Speaker 1: the bell, like the light went off, Clint, what was
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  Speaker 1: your old email?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? So it's not my old email, but it's a
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  Speaker 3: friend of mine. And she was not really into technology,
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  Speaker 3: but all of her friends we're just demanding that she
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  Speaker 3: get an email address so they could do the group
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  Speaker 3: emails and big plans and things. So her email is here.
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  Speaker 3: It is bitches at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Business like that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if I get an email from that address,
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  Speaker 4: I think it's good time.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you? Thanks clip oh dying man.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna play a game we got Bruno Mar's
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  Speaker 2: tickets on the line. We are going to need a
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  Speaker 2: contestant eight seven seven nine three seven one o four seven.
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  Speaker 2: But before that, got an email from Kyle Tennis about
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  Speaker 2: she learned a new Glen glenn z turn.
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  Speaker 5: It was a typo.
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  Speaker 6: I've been to say, Jen Alpha, Oh, Jen Alpha, Jen Alpha.
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  Speaker 5: Because my daughter is eleven.
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  Speaker 1: Her name is Addie.
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  Speaker 6: She's hilarious and I love talking to her, like I
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  Speaker 6: always learned something new talking to her. And yesterday we
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  Speaker 6: were in the car on the way home and I
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  Speaker 6: was like talking to her about her day and the
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  Speaker 6: people she spoke with, and she was like, mom, there's
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  Speaker 6: like a new way of saying things.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like like what.
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  Speaker 6: She's like, Well, today so and so called so and
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  Speaker 6: so botox.
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  Speaker 5: And I go, wait, how do they do that?
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  Speaker 6: They were like, hey, Peyton, you're botox?
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  Speaker 5: I was like, what, thank you? Is that a good
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  Speaker 5: thing or a bad thing? Like do we want to
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  Speaker 5: be called botox? Or like does that mean like.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, your face is so frozen? Or does
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  Speaker 6: that mean like what does that mean? She goes, no,
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  Speaker 6: it means like you're really pretty.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Positive. There's not a lot of positive
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  Speaker 1: slams speak there.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, so Jen off a slang.
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  Speaker 6: Now you know your botox?
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  Speaker 5: I love it, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Saddie speaking of kids, last time, my wife. You know,
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  Speaker 2: my wife talks to all our kids every single day.
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  Speaker 2: She must talk to them all right, last night she
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  Speaker 2: wanted to put him on a WhatsApp zoom and we
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  Speaker 2: were all on, and so Dutches at the gym working out,
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  Speaker 2: Jake's at Rubio's eating, and Kemp is just pulling up
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  Speaker 2: into his driveway. So we have the whole split screen,
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  Speaker 2: and it was like a disaster, like an s show,
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  Speaker 2: Like each one of them. It was like, if I could,
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  Speaker 2: I posted a small part of it, but if I
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  Speaker 2: would post the whole thing, it's like an episode of Family.
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  Speaker 1: Guy, like none of it could air.
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  Speaker 2: But it was just so outrageous, and I I it
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  Speaker 2: just made my day.
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  Speaker 1: Like I was just what about the chaos? Did you love?
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  Speaker 1: Dutch is out of control?
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  Speaker 2: And then Jake starts getting all psycho and political and
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  Speaker 2: kempa just sitting there laughing, and then Blake's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, can't we just talk like a
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  Speaker 1: normal family, and.
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  Speaker 2: Like removing his clothes and it just is so there's
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  Speaker 2: a piece of it on my Instagram.
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  Speaker 7: You can see like the happiness in your face on
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  Speaker 7: your post. Yeah, how you're just like kind of sitting
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  Speaker 7: over Blake's shoulder you're recording, but you can kind of
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  Speaker 7: see your smile behind it.
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  Speaker 2: I that it made me laugh and then and then
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  Speaker 2: I go into darkness, like like I go. I literally
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  Speaker 2: hung up with them and I went to sleep. I
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  Speaker 2: went to bed, and then on the way to bed,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, God, I'm I just love my
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  Speaker 2: family so much. I love my kids so much, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what if they all died in a car
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  Speaker 2: accident together?
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  Speaker 1: Jeez, I know, I know how my brain went out.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you do that?
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  Speaker 6: So when you think that, where does your brain go next?
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  Speaker 6: Where's this train headed?
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  Speaker 1: I think of Michelle Pfeiffer and the Madison, which is.
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  Speaker 5: What she's doing her husband.
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  Speaker 2: But I was thinking about my kid, like what if
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  Speaker 2: they all died because they're all they're all traveling together,
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  Speaker 2: the three of my boys in the next week or so.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll explain that probably afterwards podcast. But uh, and
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  Speaker 2: I just thought, what if something terrible happens and you
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  Speaker 2: can't I think, can is it healthy to think that
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  Speaker 2: way or do you have to stop it?
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  Speaker 4: I think, well, here's the way I think of it.
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  Speaker 4: You know how they say you don't know when the
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  Speaker 4: word it's going to end, But instead of thinking about
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  Speaker 4: what happens if it ends, you should live like it's
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  Speaker 4: you should live like do all the things that you
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  Speaker 4: want to do if it were to end, so well instead.
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  Speaker 1: Of all that. But I mean, you all but that
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  Speaker 1: if it ends and I'm still there and they're gone,
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  Speaker 1: I was just so I just got so sad. I
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say, what were you say?
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  Speaker 5: I just think I think it is healthy to think
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  Speaker 5: like that.
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  Speaker 6: As weird as that sounds, but I think it makes
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  Speaker 6: you appreciate those people a lot more if you know
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  Speaker 6: how sad you would be if you lost them. And
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  Speaker 6: I think that means you're not taking them for granted.
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  Speaker 1: But I figure, like.
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  Speaker 2: If something like that happened, like when I just quit
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  Speaker 2: here and just go live in some island by myself, and.
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  Speaker 8: Just how soon would you date? Well, how soon would
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  Speaker 8: you start dating? God, Richard, I would never do that.
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  Speaker 8: I wouldn't I be like Michelle Feiffer, I wasn't talking
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  Speaker 8: about my wife. And how about my kids.
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  Speaker 2: That's the part that's the darkness that I can't handle
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  Speaker 2: at any rate. It was a really happy moment last night,
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  Speaker 2: and then I went darken and went to sleep. All right,
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  Speaker 2: So we got Brunda Mar's tickets on the line. Dylan
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  Speaker 2: is put together game floors are contest at high floor.
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  Speaker 8: Horry, What are.
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  Speaker 1: You doing right now?
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  Speaker 7: I'm just getting ready for my day.
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  Speaker 4: I'm drinking my electrolytes water.
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  Speaker 1: What brand of electrolytes do you use?
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  Speaker 7: It's it's just such aneric brand, the mango peach from Walgreens.
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  Speaker 7: It's called pro p K pro.
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  Speaker 5: It's just a little brand.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna play games for you. What are we playing, Dylan?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, okay, so the game today is called Bruno and Friends.
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  Speaker 5: So Bruno Mars has had a really long career. He's
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  Speaker 5: collaborating with.
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  Speaker 3: What you Sorry, I turned you guys down, though.
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  Speaker 5: I turned you guys up on the accident.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all good.
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  Speaker 5: Anyways, as I was saying, he's had a very long
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  Speaker 5: career and he's collaborated with a lot of really cool people.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm going to read the description of somebody slashed
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  Speaker 5: the song that they collaborated on and you guys have
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  Speaker 5: to guess who it is and then we'll play a
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  Speaker 5: little clip of it after. Okay, are we all ready? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: let's go, Yeah, Okay, let's get started. Over to you
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  Speaker 5: John Jay first. This rapper turned singer who teamed up
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  Speaker 5: with Bruno on a song about dreaming of having way
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  Speaker 5: more money than you actually do.
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  Speaker 2: Travy McCoy will be a millionaire.
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  Speaker 5: I remember that.
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  Speaker 7: We got to hear that live at Love Putt Family Fest.
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  Speaker 7: I am like, still, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That brutal came out.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody, No, one's so good. Okay, over to you Rich, Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 5: This producer didn't sing the hook, but helped craft one
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  Speaker 5: of the most recognizable horn driven hits of the twenty tens.
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  Speaker 4: But that seems I got it? Is it uptown Funk marks?
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  Speaker 5: It is uptown Funk.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe it. Just watched.
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  Speaker 5: Amazing. Okay, Over to you Peyton. This artist is Bruno's
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  Speaker 5: partner in Silksnic, known for drumming and a funky throwback sound.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, that's Andre three thousand.
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  Speaker 3: No's.
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  Speaker 1: Touring with him.
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  Speaker 7: I know, I know, I'm so mad on myself because
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  Speaker 7: it's not Andre three thousand he date and Mariah Carey.
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  Speaker 5: Oh why am I spacing his name right now? Anybody
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  Speaker 5: for this? So mad?
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  Speaker 7: What's his name?
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  Speaker 5: Anderson? And leave the door open?
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  Speaker 7: I do get that mixed up. I'm sorry, but he did.
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  Speaker 7: He dated Mariah Carey recently?
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  Speaker 5: Right that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not a dating game.
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  Speaker 5: Oh sorry? Okay, over to Kyle. This female rapper from
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  Speaker 5: New York jumped on a remix that gave major nineties energy.
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  Speaker 6: Choke on a remix from New York, New York City. Ah,
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna guess Cardi B.
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  Speaker 5: It is Cardi B. That one is so good? Okay,
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  Speaker 5: floor are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm ready?
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  Speaker 5: Okay. This artist's breakout collaboration with Bruno was so early
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  Speaker 5: in Bruno's career that many people didn't realize he was
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  Speaker 5: the hook singer, despite the song being everywhere I get something,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: There's a couple of Bruto songs like that. He's on it.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's him, you think it's his song.
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  Speaker 5: That was a really early one. That might have been
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  Speaker 5: the first one.
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  Speaker 1: I met him to Bob, Where is Bob? Tell us?
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  Speaker 1: What tell us?
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  Speaker 5: I met him years ago when he was Yeah, he
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  Speaker 5: was doing that song?
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  Speaker 1: Was he just Bob Bob back then.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he is awesome.
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  Speaker 5: He was pretty cool. Okay, are you ready for around two?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, John Jay, this Atlanta rapper linked with Bruno on
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  Speaker 5: a flashy celibratory track, but he's just as known for
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  Speaker 5: his street anthems as he is for his luxury lyrics.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so it's uh boy, I don't know t I
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  Speaker 1: Rick Ross, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I know. Anybody for the steal Ludacris, I'm thinking about
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  Speaker 5: the Atlanta rapp It is Gucci Mane.
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell me.
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  Speaker 7: I love this song.
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  Speaker 5: That's it a good one song? Al right over to
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  Speaker 5: big fan Rich. Yes, this track is all about care
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  Speaker 5: free vibes, celebrating life without worries, and Bruno sings the
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  Speaker 5: hook while two rap legends from the West Coast handle
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  Speaker 5: the verses.
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  Speaker 4: It's all about celebrating life. You say, is it grenade?
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  Speaker 5: It's not grenade?
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  Speaker 4: There's it twenty four karent Magic in the Many.
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  Speaker 1: Guess again?
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  Speaker 5: Anybody for the steal? Okay? This is Snoop Dogg and
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  Speaker 5: whiz Khalifa. Yeah, I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: So much.
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  Speaker 1: Such a good song.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want it to stop. I'm like let's keep
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  Speaker 5: saying it all right, Overdue Payan. He's one of the
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  Speaker 5: few artists to successfully jump between acoustic love songs and
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  Speaker 5: hip hop collapse and joined Bruno on a track with
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  Speaker 5: this one word explosive title, Hm.
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  Speaker 7: Hmm, it's aness, that's it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know. It is cheering, cheering,
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  Speaker 5: I've never heard it. All right Over to Kyle, a
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  Speaker 5: dramatic emotional duet where Bruno and this pop icon known
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  Speaker 5: for her theatrical flair vocals on a song about love,
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  Speaker 5: risk and living fully. That is Brune, Mars and Gaga
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  Speaker 5: died for you.
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  Speaker 1: So good.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Laura, this is for the tickets. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 6: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 5: She was born in New Zealand, but came became a
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  Speaker 5: global star as part of a record breaking K pop
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  Speaker 5: group before collabing with Bruno on this recent major hit,
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  Speaker 5: It's Rose. You know the song name.
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  Speaker 4: It be.
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  Speaker 1: Nice job for congratuations. You're gonna go see Bruno Lars,
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  Speaker 1: I love you guys lines, Thanks for listening.