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We Should All be Dead | Friday May 9, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. Today is Fred Day, May ninth,
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  Speaker 1: Twoy twenty five. Welcome inside the treehouse today. I'm Daniel Mallley,
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  Speaker 1: along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell.
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  Speaker 2: Holy crap, we are almost halfway through the ear. I know,
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  Speaker 2: freaky right.
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  Speaker 1: And not only that, but if I read my calendar correctly,
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  Speaker 1: Sunday's Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 2: Sunday is Mother's Day?
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  Speaker 1: Are you giving your mom all the Mother's Day vibes
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  Speaker 1: this year? Let me clarify, Are you buying your mom
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  Speaker 1: a vibrator for Mother's Day? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 2: Not, Different strokes for different folks.
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  Speaker 3: Folks.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're wondering, who in their right mind would
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  Speaker 1: gift their mom an adult toy for Mother's Day. Gwyneth
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  Speaker 1: Paltrow's It's Gwyneth Paltrow, So obviously I'm using the phrase
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  Speaker 1: right mind very loosely here.
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  Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop.
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  Speaker 1: Publication, very appropriately named today released a Mother's Day gift guide,
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  Speaker 1: and the options run from affordable to ridiculously extravagant. For example,
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  Speaker 1: there's a twenty five dollars memory journal, which is probably
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  Speaker 1: something I need, and a seventeen thousand dollars necklace. But
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  Speaker 1: Gwyneth also believes your mom should pleasure herself this year
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  Speaker 1: with the Womanizer Enhance love toy. It's only one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty nine dollars plus shipping. But isn't your mother's
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  Speaker 1: happiness priceless? Now? Trey feels it very much has a
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  Speaker 1: price tag on it now. Look, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't even
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  Speaker 1: know which Marvel movies she's been in, so I will
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  Speaker 1: not be taking any gift giving advice from her. So
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  Speaker 1: if not an adult love toy for mom, what is
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  Speaker 1: what is your Mother's Day gift planned?
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  Speaker 2: This year? Trey will start with you because you're the one.
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  Speaker 1: That I'm really mostly curious about to get an answer,
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  Speaker 1: What do you do it for your mom for Mother's Day?
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  Speaker 2: Besides not throwing her downstairs?
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  Speaker 4: It'd be more rolling her at this point?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're right, it would be like you just
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  Speaker 1: lean down and whisper. It's like, Mom, all I gotta
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  Speaker 1: do is just one little push.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, getting her nothing, taking her to lunch?
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  Speaker 1: Hmm, that's something. So your gift is your presence?
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Like my plan? Is actually, I'm gonna go see my
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  Speaker 4: stepmother on Mother's Day and then I'm gonna take my
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  Speaker 4: mother to lunch on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Is your mom going to know?
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  Speaker 1: And I mean this mostly respectfully, is your mom going
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  Speaker 1: to know it's not Mother's Day and it's the day after.
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  Speaker 4: It depends on the day.
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  Speaker 2: That's the beauty.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one good thing about having a mom who
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  Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily who isn't necessarily all there mentally as you
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  Speaker 1: can tell her that it's Mother's Day, even if it's Monday.
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  Speaker 4: No, with my mom, anything that could be associated with guilt,
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  Speaker 4: she'll remember.
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  Speaker 5: Fair enough and by and by lunchry like is it
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  Speaker 5: like a sitting down lunch or you just like through
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  Speaker 5: the drive through and then the back of the house.
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  Speaker 1: He's just gonna roll her through the Taco Bell drive through.
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  Speaker 4: Go what you want?
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  Speaker 2: Girl, Look, Mama, it's either this or the stairs.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know which fate is worse.
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  Speaker 2: Rise.
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  Speaker 1: I know that your your mother has uh has passed on,
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  Speaker 1: so I won't I won't bother you with this question
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  Speaker 1: unless you have certain something specially you do for Mother's
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  Speaker 1: Day for your mom. But Jerry, what what about you?
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  Speaker 1: Where are you going to get for your mama.
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  Speaker 2: Well, both of my mothers have also passed.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so it'll be so now it's a money saving holiday.
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  Speaker 6: Uh yeah, there there there will be phone call to
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  Speaker 6: the mother figures on Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 2: Gotcha?
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  Speaker 3: Oh gotcha.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's not a Hallmark card for like, happy Mother's Day,
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  Speaker 5: you're dead.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've looked. It's well, also, where would you send it?
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  Speaker 2: There's a little slot, there's a gravesite slept in there.
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  Speaker 4: That's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 2: Actually do like you should.
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  Speaker 1: Actually they should make those at cemeteries a little male
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  Speaker 1: slots you can drop stuff in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would put no soliciting on mine.
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  Speaker 4: I'd send them junk mail.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm Indian enough. I'm Indian enough to where I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: let's keep the coupons.
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  Speaker 2: Spam the Dead.
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  Speaker 3: Just so a great name for a punk rock band. Dead.
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  Speaker 1: Just just keep inserting car warranty coupons in there. Uh yeah, so,
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  Speaker 1: I mean Mother's Day. Not everyone has the best gift ideas,
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  Speaker 1: And I certainly wouldn't go to Gwyneth Paltrow for gift
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  Speaker 1: giving ideas. And I'm not sure if anyone really would
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  Speaker 1: actually give their mama an adult toy for Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 1: If so, you can check out Gwyneth Paltrow's recommendation what
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  Speaker 1: are you doing for Yours?
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  Speaker 2: Dan?
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  Speaker 1: The new tradition for Mother's Day is me having TIFF's
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  Speaker 1: Treats delivered because I know my mom likes cookies and
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  Speaker 1: ice cream and I can send both through TIFFs Treats.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a paid endorsement from Tips Treats, although if
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  Speaker 1: they would like to Treehouse on air at gmail dot
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  Speaker 1: com would be happy to spark a paid relationship. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: usually it's TIFFs Treats because you know I Because remember
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  Speaker 1: back when we were on the Eagle, we would do
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  Speaker 1: the Sherry's Berries endorsement stuff. So once the marketing agency
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  Speaker 1: realized that Russ hated his mom and wasn't sending the
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  Speaker 1: berries to her, we were all just eating them, the
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  Speaker 1: account shifted to me because I would send them to
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  Speaker 1: my mom. But it was soon after I realized that
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  Speaker 1: my mom doesn't like fruit of any kind, so they
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  Speaker 1: were really wasted on her. So then I shifted over
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  Speaker 1: to the TIFFs Streets. Can't go wrong with the cookies,
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  Speaker 1: and those.
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  Speaker 3: Are really good cookies.
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  Speaker 4: If we got sponsored by Tiff Streets the boxes on
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  Speaker 4: this you know, broadcast this thing, are not big enough.
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  Speaker 4: I would I would be I would be five hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: this show would need to be double landscape.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I can say no to alcohol, I can say
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  Speaker 4: no to cigarettes. I cannot say no to a stick
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  Speaker 4: or doodle.
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  Speaker 1: what was it you were just telling?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean his goate is coming in strong. I
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  Speaker 3: can admire that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: nicely done.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you should. You should just like roll up to
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  Speaker 3: the Ritz Carlton and be like, I'm the lead singer Nickelback.
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  Speaker 1: And just see what they do, because if they look
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  Speaker 1: up a photo, yeah, and hold it next to your face.
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  Speaker 2: It probably worked.
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  Speaker 1: that's clearly him.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just recently got some some tips on taking.
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  Speaker 4: Care of it.
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  Speaker 2: I got a new beard oil. Okay, yeah, do.
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  Speaker 1: You get Do they have that at Defender Outdoors or
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  Speaker 1: is it just gunned oil or can you use like
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of both.
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  Speaker 3: I use coconut oil so that that helps a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Trey is looking all of us with our facial
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  Speaker 1: hair and just with a big fu light up sign.
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  Speaker 5: Trey hasn't shaved in three weeks. I shaved this morning
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  Speaker 5: before I came on.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like this trade, is it.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ever envious of really strong facial hair game Like,
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  Speaker 1: not not me so much, but like Aaraj especially or
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  Speaker 1: a specially Jerry looking at how strong his go tea
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  Speaker 1: looks right now?
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever think, man, I wish I could, or
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  Speaker 2: are you happy without it?
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  Speaker 4: In general? I'm happy without it, but occasionally, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 4: like that. That'd be cool if I, uh, I didn't
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  Speaker 4: live like a leper when I didn't shave for a week.
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  Speaker 5: Like, Okay, So if you could grow facial hair, Trey, like,
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  Speaker 5: what would be the like, what would you do just
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  Speaker 5: go straight mustache or you want to go full beard
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  Speaker 5: or like Raja.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked this because I think Trey would
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  Speaker 1: look really good with just a mustache.
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  Speaker 2: Classic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I can ultimately even like facial hair.
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  Speaker 4: Just no, I don't think I could ever do it
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  Speaker 4: for long. But yeah, just just the ability to grow
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  Speaker 4: a full beard would be would be cool.
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  Speaker 6: Well, the go tee is not by choice. This is
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  Speaker 6: all I can grow the parts that have no hair
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  Speaker 6: on them. It just doesn't grow there.
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  Speaker 1: So the cheeks have no growth, but everything around your
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  Speaker 1: mouth grows.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, there's just a little bit of shaping, just a
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  Speaker 6: little bit because I have a few colonists that have
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  Speaker 6: kind of tried to secede out here on my cheeks,
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  Speaker 6: so I have to get rid of those.
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  Speaker 2: But other than that, it's this is it?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: That must be nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing to have that much growth in one area
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  Speaker 1: but not the rest of the air.
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  Speaker 3: That's so weird.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have to trim my beard at least once
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  Speaker 5: a week, if not twice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it grows that fast.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get any hair on my chest until I
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  Speaker 2: was in my thirties.
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  Speaker 3: That's weird.
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  Speaker 2: That is super weird. Now, did you freak out too?
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  Speaker 2: Really well? I mean a little bit, because it's two really.
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  Speaker 6: Long ones on each side right there around the around
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  Speaker 6: the area of there, and I mean we're talking like
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  Speaker 6: long when you pull them out.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you just shave? That's first of all, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Well said.
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  Speaker 3: He just went, Yeah, you know, I didn't go any
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  Speaker 3: chest hair, but you didn't either. You just have nipple hair.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you have, So just shave it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Even sure if that classifies his hair. It just sounds
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  Speaker 1: like two nipple vines.
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  Speaker 4: I have no chest hair.
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  Speaker 2: What do you seal?
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  Speaker 4: Welsh Irish? I think there's the.
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  Speaker 2: That'll do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not even wearing a black shirt. This is
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  Speaker 3: just what my test.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine how much fun Tray has on a
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  Speaker 1: slipping slide? He just keeps going, yeah, like there, there's there, there,
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  Speaker 1: there's a there's a wall at the end, and it's needed.
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  Speaker 1: Otherwise Tray would Trey would still be going.
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  Speaker 3: People the water park must love you. He just like
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  Speaker 3: he's done in two seconds, he's already in the water.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of which, r I p to the black Hole
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  Speaker 1: in Arlington, Texas got got torn down recently at Hurricane Harbor,
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  Speaker 1: or as we all knew it when we were kids,
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  Speaker 1: Wet and Wild When and Wild? Yeah, the black Hole
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  Speaker 1: was an iconic ride right there off of I thirty
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  Speaker 1: in Arlington, and it recently got torn down, making way
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  Speaker 1: for a new a ride, a new attraction, something that
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  Speaker 1: tray can can slip down in a matter of seconds.
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  Speaker 4: What was the other So there were at one point
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  Speaker 4: there were two water parks in Arlington. What was the other? One?
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  Speaker 2: Two in Arlington?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, there was Wet and Wild, there was something else.
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  Speaker 4: Then Six Flags ended up buying them both, and I
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  Speaker 4: think basically kind of combining them into one.
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  Speaker 1: What I remember out of that was you had what
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  Speaker 1: and Wild and next door to it was I think
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  Speaker 1: it was fund Sphere. Yeah, it was like a go
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  Speaker 1: kart arcade type thing. They bought that and combined it
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  Speaker 1: because I remember doing go karts there at fund Sphere
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  Speaker 1: and video games. I don't remember there being a second.
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  Speaker 2: Water the water parks, there was a I.
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  Speaker 1: Do I do remember a second Wet and Wild in Garland.
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  Speaker 2: It was originally Whitewater, Yes, Whitewater, yes, okay, that was
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  Speaker 2: in Garland. That was where I almost died.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think everybody in Garland.
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  Speaker 4: What and Wild Garland is where I maybe it was
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  Speaker 4: started out as Whitewater and then it went to Wet
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  Speaker 4: and Wild And I.
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  Speaker 3: Know what you're talking about. It's a It was a
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  Speaker 3: place called surf and swim surf in Garland.
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  Speaker 5: They had one there, and they had one in Arlington,
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  Speaker 5: a wave They had a wave pool and the Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, maybe that's the one.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the Wet and Wild in Garland turned into
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  Speaker 5: a CarMax.
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  Speaker 2: Much safer that way.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, I may not have a good memory, but
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  Speaker 1: I remember this day in eighth grade. Uh it was
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  Speaker 1: I went with my buddy Brad and we went to
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  Speaker 1: what Wild Garland.
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  Speaker 2: That looking back on it, that should have.
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  Speaker 1: Been a red flag. But I forget what the ride
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  Speaker 1: was called. But it was the really tall one. It
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  Speaker 1: was the tallest ride at wet Wild.
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  Speaker 6: Just the white lightning, white lightning, white lightning, and it
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  Speaker 6: happened at the end.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I've had a timer but white Lightning also sounds like
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  Speaker 1: Trey's nickname at the water park, but it was. It
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  Speaker 1: was the ride where you you you take the stairs
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  Speaker 1: all the way to the top of the platform and
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  Speaker 1: it's just a long ramp going down right slide. But
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  Speaker 1: there was a little bump in the middle of it,
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  Speaker 1: like a little hump, and then it goes back down right,
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  Speaker 1: So it wasn't just straight straight down. There's like a
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  Speaker 1: little hump about a quarter of the way down. That's
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  Speaker 1: where That's where it almost killed me because I go
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  Speaker 1: phase first, I go down and when I hit the
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  Speaker 1: hump on the slide, I got air and got I
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  Speaker 1: get chills thinking about it to this day. I got
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  Speaker 1: so much air my entire body left the slide and
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  Speaker 1: I was no longer in contact with wet and wild garland.
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  Speaker 1: And thank god I landed back in the slide, because
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  Speaker 1: had I been a little left or a little right,
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  Speaker 1: I would have.
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  Speaker 2: Been a permanent stain on the concrete. At the New Carmacks.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine Trey here? Mean the atmosphere.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Daniel Malling along with Trey Trendholm, Raj Sharma and
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Caldwell. We're just sharing our childhood experiences of What
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  Speaker 1: and Wild me specifically the time I almost died at
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  Speaker 1: the What and Wild Garland as a child. Jerry, you
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  Speaker 1: said the same thing happened to you.
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  Speaker 6: I had a very similar experience. I was I was
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  Speaker 6: a really skinny kid and I am going down this
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  Speaker 6: thing white light and then baby and just I hit
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  Speaker 6: that bump and I actually like started moving off the track.
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  Speaker 6: There was enough wind that it and of course it
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  Speaker 6: caught me and I landed, but I remember my left
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  Speaker 6: side kind of hanging up on the edge of that
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  Speaker 6: slide a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: When I came back down, well.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, I almost died.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: I almost died at the surf and Swim in Garland,
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: I was it was a site, was a we we
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: came in I think like first or second from my
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: soccer team, and that that was the that was what
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: we won, was a little trip to the surf and
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: swim and I was just on my little raft, chilling
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: and joined the sun and I kind of drifted off
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: to sleep and I didn't hear the horn for the
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: wave pool and I just woke up to like just
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: but like being knocked over and I and I did.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: I got knocked over, the raft tumbled over, I went
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: straight down and as I tried to swim up, every
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: wave coming down would pushed me back down. And there
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: was this Hispanic lady that was swimming with her kids
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: and she I loved it. It was just the most
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: immigrant move ever. She just grabbed me by my hair
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: and just pulled me up and just like swam me
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: to the swam me to the other side, just threw
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: me up on the little concrete and I was like, oh,
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: thank thank you so much for that.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Also, can I have pump a hairback?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I think that's how you can kind of define your
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: childhood is whether or not you almost drowned in the
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: wavepool at a water park.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: And I'm with you. I had that. I almost did
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: a drowning. Yeah, yep.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: But I mean even crazier than that. I mean, any
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: of y'all remember Lyon Country Safari. Yes, it was in
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Grand Prairie, uh, kind of where the horse track is now,
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: But I mean literally you could drive through and it's
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: and in the beginning you drove through the lion and
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: tiger enclosures like they could come up to your car.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Bad idea. I forget trey.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: At the Lion Country Safari, did they give you the
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: feed buckets? I mean, obviously not for the lion's part,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: So gay children, here's a bucket of chum, have fun.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Well for the lions, you are the feed bucket.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: I would like to say, well, you had people like
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: my crazy stepmother who, before going into the lion exhibit
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: would rub ground beef all over her car.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: That is, hands down, in my almost fifty years on
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: this planet, and the majority of it in the state
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: of Texas. That is the whitest thing I've ever heard
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: anybody who say out loud.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: There's there's people.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: There are people that can't afford eggs right now, right
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: your mom was just taking ground chuck and just rolling
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: it on the on the buick.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Ugh, I am, I am thoroughly stunned.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: That's that's the not only yeah, rise, it's one of
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the whitest things even I've heard, But that may be
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: one the wildest things I have ever heard in my life.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, she thought it was a great and it's funny
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: it was. It was a Buick skylark. Uh uh yeah, no,
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: she she thought it was the greatest thing ever.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I have to ask.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Did it work?
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Line's coming up licking the car.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: They had a good time. The bumper's gone, but hey,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: The tires is flat. Well it's a good thing. It
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: was a Buick her car.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: At one point one time her car stalled out and
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: so they had the ranger guys had to come come
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: get her.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: And uh so, yeah, wow, is that the one that
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: turned into International Wildlife Park?
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: No, I think so.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: It was in Prie as well.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Uh, it was Lion Country Safari, and then I swear
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: maybe it was something else before, and then it was
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Lion Country Safari, and then then it was you drove
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: through and certain parts they would give you a feed
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: bucket and you could feed like the giraffes and other
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: But then you would drive through the lion and tigers
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: and they were caged off and you could just look
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: at them. Obviously they couldn't come close to your car.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: And then.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Lawsuit happened.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: I know one person got their finger bitten by a giraffe,
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: and use people don't realize like those they'll bite anything.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: I saw one bite the limbs of a camera.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So at Lion Country Safari. M hm, your
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: step mom would cover the car and ground meat to
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: attract the attention of the lions.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Trey. You're an only child, right.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Child, that's the day we lost Gary.
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• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Jerry Caldwell. This is unrelated to the previous topic, but
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I bet we find a way to weave the two together.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Are you familiar with dinosaur Time? Have you heard of
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: dinosaur Time? It's not the subtitle to the new Jurassic
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Park or it's not the new subtitle to the Jurassic
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: World movie no one asked for with Scarlett Johanson.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: That was my mistake.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Dinosaur Time is the new viral food trend, and surprise, surprise,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: it's stupid. Dinosaur Time involves grabbing handfuls of greens like
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: let us spindat your kale, and then just stucking them
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: in their mouth and then chewing them quickly, mimicking how
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: herbivores ate during the Mesozoic era. Yes, really, social media
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: is to blame, specifically at Something's Up sa h mta
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: h I n g s up, social media user at
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Something's Up is believed to be behind the viral videos,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and she said on her TikTok that it's a way
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: to boost your consumption of greens. She says the goal
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: is simply to eat at least a full serving of
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: green veggies before a meal, ideally quickly and while channeling
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: a hungry dinosaur. She says, I just grab a large
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: handful and eat everything I grab. Dinosaur time is more
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: about the goal than the process.
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: I have never seen any of these videos, but I
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: would just like to say that's how I eat salad.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Like a dinosaur with a little a.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: This is why we're losing rex with they didn't eat salad.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Touche.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: You guys are stuffing greens in your face and meanwhile
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: in China they're learning math and science.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right. I think this. I think this
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: is one of the symptoms of a greater problem.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Wow, that is.
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: A really if I haven't gotten my you know, my
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: greens intake for the day, you know, it's like two
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: cups of leafy vegetables. I will just grab a bag
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: and just like eat them like a bag of potato
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: chips until I get my okay, my two cups.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: And well, according to this new social media trend, the
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: idea is just to do it really really quickly, so
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: that way you can move on to something tastier and
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: then that way you get your daily allotment of vegetables.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: And since around the topic, I'd like to take this
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: opportunity to announce my new viral food trend, the airplane.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: All I gotta do is grab up spoon or a
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: fork loaded up with veggies and pretend it's a plane
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: that needs to land in your mouth. Yes, you can
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: do this yourself, but it does help if your mom
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: or dad are around to hold the spoon and make
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the airplane noises.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: What about what about whye for you?
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: Dan?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: She'll have to do that eventually when I have my stroke.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what's coming, all I all.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: I just picture is you in a high chair? Now,
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: leg's kicking. There's Daniel with a big pencil.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Except for me, it's not a high chair. It's it's normal.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I'm sure got your little on every chair is a
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: high chair.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're when you're when you're a short king,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: every chair is a high chair.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: At dinner times, Terra is in the front going open
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: my Danny here comes.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Got to make sure I remember which room I'm in
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: so I know where to open.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Still make airplane noises.
• 28:59
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• 29:38
  Speaker 1: and there is Jerry. Today is Fridday, May ninth, twenty
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: twenty five. Let's celebrate with some birthdays turning twenty nine today.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Noah Centennio. Noah Centennio turns twenty nine today. Is the
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: heartthrob from the Netflix by series The Recruit. He was
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: also Adam Smasher in the Rocks Black Adam movie. Not
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: the guy that did Knights on Hot one hundred or
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: kiss Him at one point. That's a different Adam Smasher.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: This is the one from the comic book movie. So,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Noah Centineo turns twenty nine today. Mary Mauser is also
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: twenty nine. I believe did we mention her earlier today?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Now that was yesterday. It was yesterday.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: We were talking about how good Trey looks age wise
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: compared to Rue McClanahan, who played Blanche in Golden Girls,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: and Raj, you brought up Ralph Maccio's daughter in Cobra
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Kai right, yes, playing a high school kid.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Today's her birthday.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Again.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: This is why we do birthdays, because they have a
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: we get really weird random content out of it, and
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: sometimes the birthdays sneak in and become very timely based
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: on something in no Ocus that we've thrown out recently.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: And this is a great example of that. Raj mentioned
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: her yesterday and here it is. Today is her birthday.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Mary Mauser is twenty nine Today. She plays daniels Son's
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: daughter Samuel Samantha LaRusso on Cobra Khai. Other birthdays today.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Grace Gummer is Meryl Streep's daughter. She's thirty nine. She
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: plays FBI agent Dominique de pierro on Mister Robot. She
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: was also on Halle Berry's Extant and played the Amazing
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Lizard Girl on American Horror Story Freak Show from the Hills.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Adoring a Partridge is forty Prince Fielder, former Texas Ranger
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: and son of Cecil is forty one. Rosario Doson Doson Jesus,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I think I just accidentally stumbled onto what her bully
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: name was in school. Rosario Dawson is forty six. She
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: plays Ahsoka Tano in Ahsoka the Mandalorian and the Book
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: of Boba Fett. She was also in Rent, Been in
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Black Two, Sin City, Grindhouse, and a bunch of other movies.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: She Andrew WK is forty six today. Andrew WK is
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: forty six today. Jerry, were you there the day when
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: we were on the air at the Eagle when Andrew
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: WK came in the studio and he ate one of
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the brownies from our Tips Treats box.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know, right, If you don't remember, then it
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: was probably a no.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: We also mentioned Tips Treats earlier talking about what to
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: get Mom for Mother's Day, and there's another tie in
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: right there. We actually had tip streets delivered to the
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: station one day and Andrew WK was visiting and he
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: ate one of our brownies.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: That's okay, not a in the window. He just date
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: an actual brownie.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: It was just was he just very high?
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: No, he was just cool. Okay, this this very cool guy.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Love loved the brownie.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Also celebrating a birthday today, actor John Corbett is sixty four.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: He played Aiden on Sex and the City, Chris the
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: disc jockey on Northern Exposure, and the non Greek groom
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: John Corbett termed sixty four. Billy Joel is seventy six.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Wow, yeah he looks he looks great.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his biggest hits. It's still rock and roll to
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: me my life. Tell her about it, piano man. We
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: didn't start the Fire, which was bravely taken on and
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: covered with the twenty first century version by Fallout Boy.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I liked it. I liked the version. It was
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: pretty good.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: That's a man, that's a that's a tall order is
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: to walk into his studio one day and say, all right,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: we're going to redo we didn't start the fire.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: But when you have to ask, you have to ask.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Billy Joel first, what, yeah, yeah, and he has to
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: go yep, that sounds good, Like what are you gonna
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: do with it? That's why Michael Jackson only allowed weird
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Al Yankovic to do parodies because he loved everything that
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: that guy did. And then alien Edform did a smooth
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: criminal and he just loved That's the weirdest thing in
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: the world.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: He loved alien an Form.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: That is very random.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: And I'm usually to me, the whole you know, doing
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: a cover song is I'm not even sure if fifty
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: to fifty is a good you know, percentage to give
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: it because usually a lot of the cover songs I hear,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, why did you bother? Like, unless you know
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: that you have somehow completely turned it on its head
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: or made it better than the original, just don't even
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: mess with it. Yes, there are very few examples where
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: a cover song beat the original, kind of like a
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: sequel in movies.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, probably the best cover that I can
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: think of is Chris Stapleton's Tennessee Whiskey, who was the
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: original George.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Jones Okay, gotcha, and then nothing compares to you Snat O'Connor,
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: which was a Prince song.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: MM hmm, that's a pretty good one.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But he gave her that song, right, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had released nothing compared to you, but it
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: would never really hit. Yeah yeah, it never really got
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: any airplay or anything.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that was but give it to the Bald
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: White Chickens number one.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the first time I saw a bald
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: white girl and I was like, that chick is hot.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: That is a hot and then Doloroso Rearden's like, hold
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: my beer from the cranbers.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: I was like, she is way hotter.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think Shad O'Connor got jealous of it,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: so she took that beard and shoved it in her button.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I'm serious. Sad O'Connor was really into butt stuff.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: I love and sadly Delora Reard and needed someone to
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: actually take her beer away.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 7: Even much thru.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, full disclosure.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I am still absolutely shook about the revelation Tray laid
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: on us earlier today. Is it has anyone recovered from
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: from this information that that Trey shared earlier.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: From the beef buick?
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think that's gonna stay with me at
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: least all weekend and maybe for the rest of my life.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I like to think when when it comes to entertainment,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: especially when it comes to you know, radio shows, podcasts,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: even you know, visual things as well, I refer to
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: things that are like sticky moments, things that you wouldn't
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: expect to stick in people's minds, but they do.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: This is a big one.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I am never going to forget the day that Trey
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: shared with us when his stepmom took him to Lion Country,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Safari as a child. She smeared ground beef all over
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the entire car to attract the lions.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Was she just trying to kill one of y'all?
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: I don't understand what the goal was, Like, that's a
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: solid alibi, you know, hey, we were just driving through
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: lion got him?
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, makes sense.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: My stepmother loves big cats, like she has always lions anything.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: It wasn't like this wasn't just a one time thing.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: H she did it on multiple occasions.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: I want to eat like the clear cooat off the.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Their tongues are rough.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: For the record, more than one time doing this is
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: what the authorities were is what the authorities referred to
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: as a repeat offender trade.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: And this is you know, mind you this is like
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: nineteen seventy nine, nineteen eighty. I don't there were no laws.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: The wild West out there.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: You just you go in the line country Safari and
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you just leave the doors open the wild West.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Name something that was in Grand Prairie in nineteen eighty.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: She would just she would just you know, rub the
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: rub the muke down with meat and put me on
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: the hood.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Instead of watch.
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  Speaker 3: Every time you guys left the parks like damnit, he
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: lived again.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I'm really surprised because if.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Her going to such an extreme to wipe, you know,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: to to put ground beef on the car, did did
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you ever think that maybe she would send you out
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: into the field as well, because I mean, that doesn't
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: seem to be that big of elite.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Now yeah it does, Okay, Now all I see is
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: like like eight year old tray and a ground beef blazer.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: All of the name for taking a really cool photo.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: But by the by the way that has happened. There
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: was I think it was in Africa somewhere shocking. There
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: was a there was a guy who was there doing
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: a tour with his family. He left the vehicle to
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: try to get closer photos of the lions, and wouldn't
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: It, they ate him.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: So to say that your mom would, your step mom
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: would cover the car and ground beef. It wouldn't shock
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: me if then you said that she would say, all right,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: go out there and try and get a photo with
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: the lioness.
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: She was.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: That's stupid. I mean it was a convertible.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, the Buke skylarg didn't have a sun roof.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Good thing you weren't driving that convertible rabbit. It had
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: power windows.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Though whose idea?
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Like she had to somebody had told like she didn't
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: come up with that on her own. Oh yeah she did.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Really, that's almost diabolical.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: I like you have. Jackie is one of a kind,
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: and like she is like there was never any halfway
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: with her. It's always, you know, all the way. And
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: so she wanted to have the you know, the close
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: encounter with the big cats, and so that was the
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: best way. I mean, and she would literally this isn't
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: something like she would have it in the back seat
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: and then before you went into the lion enclosure, she
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: would get out, rub the car car with ground beef,
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: and get back in and drive ins premises. Oh yeah,
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: because well obviously they would stop you if they you
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: went rolling in there with ground beef.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: So obviously yeah, yeah, you're right, Trey, You're right. She
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: certainly was not a woman that did things half fast.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, if she was going to cover the car
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: in ground beef to go into the line enclosure, it
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be just half the car, it be the
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: whole car.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: The only question in my head now this is and
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know why is was it like eighty twenty
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: or seventy thirty, Like what kind of.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Did they have a difference back then?
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Can you measure from a tube?
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, can you imagine the
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: guy like the meat section at Kroger's, Like, man, she
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: just loves ground beef. She looks good for as much
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: as much amburger sheets.
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: This is wow?
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how long were you?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Like would she just wait and just stop and let
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: the lions lick a car clean? Or does at some
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: point does someone show up and say, all right, come on,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: keep it moving.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: You you had you had to keep it moving, like
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: because I mean there are obviously cars behind you. So
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: that means so that's okay.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: So that means there were people behind your car mm
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: hmm watching your step mom get out and start rubbing
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: ground beef on the car. Mm and no one imagine,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: no one ever thought to like stop her and go like, hey,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think you should do that.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Or not even that, Like can you imagine like if
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: nobody saw her do it? And then you're just like
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: slow rolling through the line enclosure and there's just this
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: line licking the car like the car behind is like,
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: what is like?
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: How do we get that?
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: You don't want to know?
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: No wonder trays attracted to crazy women. There you go,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: It all makes sense. Tre Trey just had a breakthrough
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: here the tree. Why is attracted the crazy women? And
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: also why he on occasion will cover himself and meat
• 43:16
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