Beast of Lytham
Today we look at a BEAST that TERRORISED the well to do people of Lytham for a period of time. What's a Lytham I hear you cry? Well its a town on the southern outskirts of the UK's answer to Las Vegas, Blackpool. Its very posh in comparison. For example instead of a finding a group of older gentlemen on a stag do for Geoff's third marriage throwing up on a donkey, you will find two golf courses. You get the vibe. Anyway an unknown creature was spotted by several locals, and the paparazzi were all over it, like the soulless scum they are. Probably trying to get an upskirt of the beast getting…
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