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- 0:00Speaker 1: Two Boat Chicks is recorded on gadigle Land. We acknowledge
- 0:03Speaker 1: Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders as the traditional custodians always was,
- 0:07Speaker 1: always will be.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Hay chicks.
- 0:16Speaker 3: I'm sal and I'm out And this is two broat
- 0:18Speaker 3: Chicks to show that shares life lessons and tips to
- 0:20Speaker 3: help make you rich in life. And today we're sharing
- 0:24Speaker 3: unsexy products that we swear by. If you haven't seen
- 0:28Speaker 3: this trend all over Instagram and TikTok, everybody is sharing
- 0:31Speaker 3: their unsexy products that do the damn job, but maybe
- 0:37Speaker 3: don't have the sexiest packaging or don't come from the
- 0:41Speaker 3: sexiest brand.
- 0:42Speaker 2: But we all know that the hottest products are the
- 0:44Speaker 2: ones that actually work.
- 0:45Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I love packaging on products.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Oh same, we all do.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if a product has sexy packaging, I'm like,
- 0:52Speaker 1: let's go same. I really love this unseexy products trends
- 0:56Speaker 1: because I think it is a really good reminder. But like,
- 1:01Speaker 1: products don't have to look amazing wave and a lot
- 1:05Speaker 1: of these products are affordable with expensive products like high
- 1:10Speaker 1: end products, they have sexy packaging, but that gets put
- 1:13Speaker 1: into their price points, so they're sexy and expensive.
- 1:16Speaker 4: Because they're sexy, if that makes sense, Yeah.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Exactly, Like part of the price is covering the sexiness
- 1:22Speaker 3: of the package. Yeah, which is fine, but sometimes that's
- 1:25Speaker 3: not always what the budget allows for.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Usually we do kick off these episodes with a product recommendation,
- 1:31Speaker 3: but the entire episode is one give product Rex, So
- 1:35Speaker 3: we're just going to jump into the meat of the
- 1:36Speaker 3: episode again. All right, el kick us off.
- 1:41Speaker 2: What's your first sexy product?
- 1:44Speaker 4: Sexy product? WHOA, what's going on? What's happening?
- 1:53Speaker 2: Pretty good? Moving, bug being bug?
- 1:56Speaker 1: Okay, my first one is vitamins and supplements. I think
- 2:00Speaker 1: this is definitely an un sexy product we've seen within
- 2:02Speaker 1: this trend heaps. Mine specifically is vitamin gummies because I am.
- 2:10Speaker 4: A two year old. I can't take tablets.
- 2:13Speaker 1: What is up with the size of vitamins these days?
- 2:16Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, but I actually need like a spotter
- 2:21Speaker 1: for me to take vitamins to make sure I'm not
- 2:24Speaker 1: gonna cat cow on the floor choking. I can't do it.
- 2:29Speaker 1: And I've done the tips put your chin into like
- 2:32Speaker 1: you know, and I know it's a psychological thing, but
- 2:35Speaker 1: I just can't move past it.
- 2:37Speaker 4: I can't do it.
- 2:37Speaker 1: I am getting better. There's certain types of vitamins that
- 2:41Speaker 1: I can take. It's like the ones that are like
- 2:45Speaker 1: an actual tablet, not a capsule. So a capsule is
- 2:48Speaker 1: the one that's really light and then it's got the
- 2:49Speaker 1: stuff in it, and when you put it in your mouth,
- 2:51Speaker 1: it floats, whereas a tablet sinks and stays at your
- 2:55Speaker 1: tongue and you can really throw it to the back
- 2:56Speaker 1: of mouth when you're swallowing it. Those' and I can
- 3:00Speaker 1: do those the capsules that like float because they float
- 3:04Speaker 1: to the back of my mouth, and I'm like, that's it.
- 3:09Speaker 4: I'm literally like a mother bird feeding.
- 3:13Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's actually how I get my vitamins. To
- 3:27Speaker 2: take vitamin two anyway. Yeah, so gummies, Hey, why you
- 3:39Speaker 2: have to row everything?
- 3:45Speaker 4: Gummies one, they feel like a lolly they do.
- 3:49Speaker 2: They're like like a gummy bear.
- 3:50Speaker 4: It's like a little it's like a reward.
- 3:54Speaker 1: So I take gummy supplements in the form of vitamin
- 3:57Speaker 1: D to support energy and system and reduce inflammation iron
- 4:02Speaker 1: for my iron deficiency. Hot chicks have iron deficiencies. USh
- 4:07Speaker 1: what gun does we love for like your stress and
- 4:10Speaker 1: your mood. And then I do take the detox and
- 4:13Speaker 1: D bloat from Jay's health. But unfortunately that one, that
- 4:18Speaker 1: one can get a bit spicy.
- 4:19Speaker 4: I'm not as consistent with that one.
- 4:21Speaker 1: Not because there's anything wrong with it, simply because I'm
- 4:23Speaker 1: a child and can't take like supplements. Yeah, you know,
- 4:26Speaker 1: but that one, that one is a tablet, it's not
- 4:28Speaker 1: a capsule. The hair and Energy one is a capsule,
- 4:30Speaker 1: and that one I.
- 4:31Speaker 4: Think I just gave up on because I was like,
- 4:32Speaker 4: I can't do that, and then.
- 4:35Speaker 1: I also take I've also started taking zinc for my
- 4:38Speaker 1: skin and immune system, and then magnesium for sleep.
- 4:43Speaker 5: I know.
- 4:43Speaker 1: That's the longest list of supplements. It's also not what
- 4:47Speaker 1: I take every single day because I don't know. I'm
- 4:49Speaker 1: kind of like everyone else and it's hard to remember
- 4:51Speaker 1: to take them. The gummies, though, the gummies I am
- 4:54Speaker 1: so consistent with because there's no difficulty with it.
- 4:57Speaker 4: There's no like I don't have to like prep my
- 5:00Speaker 4: elf and a lot of room stuck in my face
- 5:02Speaker 4: being like you got this.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Man, you can do it.
- 5:04Speaker 1: You get one shot literally that like with the gummies,
- 5:08Speaker 1: I'll like be having my tea or I'll just be
- 5:10Speaker 1: in the kitchen at nighttime or in the morning and
- 5:12Speaker 1: I'm just like.
- 5:13Speaker 3: Like in the lolly, which is like part of the
- 5:16Speaker 3: hardest part of the battle is like working it into
- 5:19Speaker 3: your routine.
- 5:20Speaker 2: So if you can't even take the fucking tablets.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's not an enjoyable experience, you're not gonna
- 5:24Speaker 1: do it.
- 5:25Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I really.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Like them, and I also just get them from like
- 5:28Speaker 1: Chemists warehouse. Sometimes wools and Coals have like half priced sales.
- 5:32Speaker 1: So if you also suck at taking your supplements, then
- 5:35Speaker 1: I highly recommend go on for the gummies Love.
- 5:37Speaker 3: Okay, my first un sexy product that I swear by
- 5:41Speaker 3: is also kind of on the supplement train.
- 5:44Speaker 1: I guess, Oh, we're Health and Wellness podcast.
- 5:47Speaker 2: Oh no, it's just Manifest dude.
- 5:52Speaker 1: We're like the furthest thing from Health and Wellness.
- 5:55Speaker 4: We like went away for my.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Birthday and absolutely fucking center sours sitting next to me
- 6:01Speaker 1: swinging from a fireball bottle like nearly.
- 6:04Speaker 4: Vomiting, and then she was like, you did one too.
- 6:07Speaker 1: And then about a week later I came back and
- 6:09Speaker 1: I was like I didn't do it, which is like,
- 6:11Speaker 1: did you fake? And I was like I faked, bitch,
- 6:13Speaker 1: And I was.
- 6:14Speaker 4: Like I'm sorry, but Fireble is dark.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Fireball had a time and place in my twenties. I
- 6:21Speaker 1: cannot do a fireball shot now.
- 6:23Speaker 2: It's making me feel sick.
- 6:25Speaker 4: If I smell it on a bar, I'm going to
- 6:27Speaker 4: throw up.
- 6:27Speaker 2: Yeah, don't.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Anyway, back to our wellness trend that we are now on.
- 6:31Speaker 3: My first un sexy product is Calma rub, which is
- 6:35Speaker 3: liquid magnesium. Yeah sexual rib. Yeah, so it's liquid magnesium.
- 6:43Speaker 3: And this is actually a hot tip from my mum.
- 6:45Speaker 3: She put me onto this a few years ago. But
- 6:48Speaker 3: it helps relax your muscles and nerves and tendons and stuff.
- 6:51Speaker 3: Because it's in a liquid form. You just like get
- 6:54Speaker 3: a couple of drops and apply it on your skin,
- 6:56Speaker 3: or you can mix it into a moisturizer or.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Put it in a bar if you've got a bar.
- 7:01Speaker 3: Love and it's so so nice, Like if you I
- 7:03Speaker 3: was having like a lot of neck and back and
- 7:05Speaker 3: shoulder pain last year and I found it really helped.
- 7:08Speaker 4: I mean last year.
- 7:09Speaker 2: It's still going yeah, but you're an old man. I
- 7:13Speaker 2: am an old man, but it really helps.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Your skeletal system is like a creaky door in a
- 7:18Speaker 1: haunted movie.
- 7:19Speaker 3: That's just my body is a han haunted mansion. You know,
- 7:25Speaker 3: people like my body is a temple, my body, my
- 7:29Speaker 3: body is a haunted mansion.
- 7:31Speaker 4: Did you ever see that movie Monster House?
- 7:34Speaker 2: No? I didn't like it.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Scary, no, kind of in the way that it makes
- 7:39Speaker 1: you not feel nice, Like I felt it on my skin.
- 7:43Speaker 4: I hate like jameson.
- 7:45Speaker 3: Giant Peach, similar to that, I know exactly similar to that.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Like I was like, I.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Don't feel good in my skin right now. Yeah, it's
- 7:51Speaker 1: got nothing to do with the movie. I was just like,
- 7:53Speaker 1: I like it.
- 7:54Speaker 3: It's giving salad fingers anyway, came rub It's like twenty
- 7:58Speaker 3: three bucks ten recommend if you've got any injuries or anything,
- 8:03Speaker 3: next one out.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Love it. My unsexy product that I swear by, which
- 8:08Speaker 1: is sexy is lube.
- 8:12Speaker 2: I love a Twist.
- 8:13Speaker 1: M literally the world ambassador for lube because.
- 8:17Speaker 4: I just don't think anyone uses it enough and.
- 8:20Speaker 1: It literally makes sex so much better, so much more fun.
- 8:24Speaker 1: I think there's this whole kind of misconception around lub,
- 8:28Speaker 1: being like, oh, you need lube, yeah, and I'm like, yeah,
- 8:32Speaker 1: I want it. Bring it in, bring seven bottles, you know,
- 8:35Speaker 1: fill it up, fill up a bathtub with it.
- 8:37Speaker 4: I'm ready to go I want to slip and.
- 8:39Speaker 2: Slide my bed, like put down.
- 8:43Speaker 4: The top, fill it with lube and let me roll
- 8:46Speaker 4: around in it.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Seriously, I'm telling you, if you want to blow a
- 8:50Speaker 1: guy's mind, just put some lube on his member and.
- 8:53Speaker 2: Then like like with your.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Hands, like seriously, if you want to give the best
- 8:59Speaker 1: hand of his life, there is dick and loube And
- 9:01Speaker 1: then this escalated so quickly.
- 9:03Speaker 2: I'm so sorry Martin listens to this. No, Mom, get
- 9:07Speaker 2: out of here, Joe, have any.
- 9:09Speaker 3: Particular like product wrecks or types, because I know there's
- 9:12Speaker 3: like a couple of different types so you can get
- 9:14Speaker 3: right jam.
- 9:14Speaker 2: So always go for.
- 9:16Speaker 1: A water based lubricant and then check the ingredients because
- 9:19Speaker 1: there are certain ingredients that you don't want to be
- 9:21Speaker 1: in your lube. I just get this one from Woolly's
- 9:24Speaker 1: or Coal's or wherever, and it's in like a white
- 9:26Speaker 1: bottle with like a blue label.
- 9:28Speaker 4: It's like a little tube does a job. It's lovely.
- 9:30Speaker 2: Gosh, pick it up with your weekly shop.
- 9:34Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it a milk run.
- 9:37Speaker 2: Like I'll get it anything.
- 9:38Speaker 3: Be like shit, we had a lube I reckon, heaps
- 9:41Speaker 3: of people would get conducts and twelve dollars.
- 9:43Speaker 4: But condoms are just so fucking uncomfortable.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just like, oh like obviously am using condoms,
- 9:50Speaker 1: which is why the lube needs to be there.
- 9:52Speaker 3: Yeah, so save sex everyone exactly just seeing sexy and
- 9:56Speaker 3: sexy product wreck condoms.
- 9:59Speaker 2: Just have any ou'side table.
- 10:01Speaker 4: I promise you I never have sex with that loop.
- 10:04Speaker 4: Now give it a red hot goat.
- 10:06Speaker 2: Yeah, gorgeous. Okay.
- 10:14Speaker 3: My next unsexy product that I swear by is the
- 10:18Speaker 3: BedHead manipulator.
- 10:20Speaker 4: All of yours sounds sexual.
- 10:22Speaker 2: I know a rub BedHead manipulator.
- 10:28Speaker 3: Google these and they're actually all like sexual health products,
- 10:31Speaker 3: and I'm.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Like, drink they're all sexy.
- 10:36Speaker 3: But do you remember plaid twist in Like the two
- 10:40Speaker 3: thousand's BedHead was like the go to a hair product brand,
- 10:45Speaker 3: the goat.
- 10:46Speaker 2: Everybody loved it, and I don't know, I don't.
- 10:48Speaker 3: I don't want to make waves, but I feel like
- 10:50Speaker 3: it's maybe lost a little bit of.
- 10:52Speaker 2: Its cool factor.
- 10:53Speaker 3: Or she's maybe not one of the girl brands maybe
- 10:55Speaker 3: and hasn't been for a while. Perhaps, But this manipulator,
- 11:01Speaker 3: which is basically a palmade is so so good for
- 11:05Speaker 3: a Slickbut I would say especially for like a special occasion.
- 11:09Speaker 2: I wouldn't necessarily.
- 11:10Speaker 3: Say for like everyday use because it is kind of
- 11:12Speaker 3: hard to wash out your hair. But if you've got
- 11:15Speaker 3: like a wedding or a formal or something where you
- 11:18Speaker 3: really want every single tiny hair on your head slick
- 11:21Speaker 3: down with no flyways that won't move for the whole day,
- 11:25Speaker 3: go for that.
- 11:25Speaker 2: It is so so good.
- 11:27Speaker 4: I love that.
- 11:28Speaker 1: But we're not using it all the time because we're
- 11:29Speaker 1: not allowed to do slick buns all the time anymore. Remember,
- 11:32Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to do that because we don't want
- 11:34Speaker 1: receding hairlines.
- 11:35Speaker 2: I know. I said that at the end of my shell.
- 11:39Speaker 2: Come on mon, but like for a special.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Whatever, like if I'm gonna wear a slickbun until I die,
- 11:48Speaker 1: It's the easiest hairstyle to.
- 11:50Speaker 4: Do when you're like, I can't be fuck to do
- 11:51Speaker 4: my hair.
- 11:52Speaker 2: Okay, I've told you about this before.
- 11:54Speaker 4: Okay.
- 11:54Speaker 1: It is this eye mask, this sleeping eye mask that
- 11:59Speaker 1: has been built in speakers for where your ears go,
- 12:04Speaker 1: And so you put your eye mask on and it
- 12:06Speaker 1: connects to like your phone via bluetooth, and then you
- 12:09Speaker 1: can play like a little sleep story or sleep sounds
- 12:12Speaker 1: or whatever it is. And I know you could just
- 12:14Speaker 1: play it through your phone, but it's so different having
- 12:17Speaker 1: like the compression on your eyes and then having it
- 12:19Speaker 1: going directly into your ears.
- 12:23Speaker 4: It is the best thing I've ever bought.
- 12:26Speaker 2: If you sleep next to somebody else to listen to.
- 12:29Speaker 1: Something exactly because every time I put on the Harry
- 12:31Speaker 1: Sale sleep Story, Rob's like, what the fuck is that?
- 12:32Speaker 1: And I'm like, my boyfriend, Hello, youro the backup man, idiot.
- 12:37Speaker 1: But I also wanted to show you the sleep stories
- 12:41Speaker 1: that I've been listening to lately have been on high rotation, yeah,
- 12:45Speaker 1: because I think everyone will really enjoy them. It's just
- 12:49Speaker 1: one podcast and it's called Snooze with Sam.
- 12:51Speaker 4: Right, this is what it sounds like. Ready, just right
- 13:00Speaker 4: for them for coming.
- 13:00Speaker 2: You'll understand.
- 13:05Speaker 6: Ready, welcome to Snooze with some Who's Scottish, Umbian sleep
- 13:12Speaker 6: stories meditations and from Scotland.
- 13:19Speaker 4: This one's is he going to speak?
- 13:22Speaker 2: I want to cut you off? Sam?
- 13:23Speaker 6: This story is called Hogwalks on Christmas Eve.
- 13:31Speaker 2: This Snooze with Sam I new, hear me out?
- 13:34Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And it's.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Like there's that one's free.
- 13:39Speaker 1: Some of the episodes, like you can subscribe to a
- 13:42Speaker 1: Patreon or something I think, and I just listen to
- 13:44Speaker 1: that like every night.
- 13:46Speaker 2: I love that.
- 13:46Speaker 4: I was like, why are you smiling? I'm like, sh up.
- 13:50Speaker 3: I listened to the Harry Potter audio books like almost
- 13:53Speaker 3: exclusively every night before I go to sleep, and I
- 13:56Speaker 3: usually just have my AirPods in and so when they
- 14:00Speaker 3: or fall out, obviously it stops playing, or like I
- 14:04Speaker 3: usually put it on a sleep timer and the other
- 14:06Speaker 3: night I must have it died and then I must
- 14:09Speaker 3: have rolled over and hit my phone and then it
- 14:10Speaker 3: started like blaring out loud, and Chris was like, it
- 14:16Speaker 3: was like Voldemort in the graveyard in the Goblin.
- 14:18Speaker 2: Offro and he was like, what is wrong with you?
- 14:20Speaker 1: And I was like, so.
- 14:23Speaker 2: You're free?
- 14:25Speaker 3: Hey?
- 14:25Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 14:25Speaker 1: But yeah, so those are my unsexy but sexy again recommendations.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Love that I'm asked with the speakers and then the sexy.
- 14:33Speaker 4: Recommendation is a snooze with some Christmas Hogwarts.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm definitely gonna listen to that. It sounds perfect, especially.
- 14:42Speaker 1: For him, and like sometimes there's bits where he's and
- 14:44Speaker 1: they're walking in the snow and they have like the snow.
- 14:46Speaker 6: Oh.
- 14:47Speaker 2: I love that bedtime story.
- 14:49Speaker 3: Anyway, my last unsexy product that I swear by is
- 14:53Speaker 3: the GC tooth Moose sexy great.
- 14:58Speaker 2: So basically it's just like worrying.
- 15:00Speaker 3: It's a little like moose that you put on your
- 15:03Speaker 3: teeth with your finger and it just gives you extra
- 15:07Speaker 3: like protection against pluck and leave you leave it on
- 15:10Speaker 3: for three minutes.
- 15:12Speaker 2: It's so good.
- 15:13Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm into that. What scary? I
- 15:16Speaker 4: don't know.
- 15:16Speaker 2: That's why I never get feelings, babe, it's good. Fuck
- 15:19Speaker 2: you had too feelings. I'm just saying.
- 15:24Speaker 3: I'm just saying the shade feel a little bit of
- 15:27Speaker 3: extra protection. It's like thirty bucks from Woolies, but a
- 15:30Speaker 3: little bit goes a long way. So where I buy
- 15:32Speaker 3: like one a year or something. I don't know if
- 15:34Speaker 3: that's hygienic, but whatever, that's what I did.
- 15:36Speaker 4: So what is it? You put it on and it's
- 15:38Speaker 4: like a coating?
- 15:39Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think just like sensory wise, I think
- 15:42Speaker 1: I would be.
- 15:42Speaker 4: Like, yeah, that's you know what I mean.
- 15:44Speaker 3: It definitely is one of those things that it probably
- 15:46Speaker 3: takes getting used to, like, she's amazing.
- 15:49Speaker 4: But I was going to say, I'm just weird.
- 15:51Speaker 3: Yeah, And with dental high chants always hard. But I
- 15:54Speaker 3: was going to say a water pick or like a
- 15:57Speaker 3: water flosopher as well, which I have mentioned as like
- 15:59Speaker 3: a product reckon on podcasts as well.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Those are really good.
- 16:02Speaker 3: Yeah, literally the least sexy thing to use in your
- 16:05Speaker 3: entire life.
- 16:06Speaker 2: It's like awkward.
- 16:09Speaker 1: They can be a bit sensitive on the too few
- 16:11Speaker 1: pegs they are, and sensitive on the gums as well.
- 16:14Speaker 2: That would be good lossing of a lifetime. You feel like.
- 16:17Speaker 4: You've never had a cleaner mouth in your entire life.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Yeah, it's and like you've.
- 16:20Speaker 4: Got your shit together.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's one of those products that you're like,
- 16:23Speaker 1: I'm better than everyone else.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Yeah, so I love mine.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Okay, my last unsexy product, which again I think is
- 16:31Speaker 1: sexy period underwear.
- 16:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to jump on this one to love.
- 16:37Speaker 4: I thought you might. I just love my period underwear
- 16:40Speaker 4: so much.
- 16:41Speaker 1: If you haven't tried it, please try it. Like it
- 16:45Speaker 1: has literally changed the game. I haven't used pads in
- 16:48Speaker 1: I don't even know how long now.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Yeah, like I just.
- 16:52Speaker 1: Don't like them. I don't like the feel of them.
- 16:55Speaker 1: It's not for me.
- 16:55Speaker 4: And period underwear is just so good.
- 16:58Speaker 1: It literally does not feel like you're wearing anything different.
- 17:01Speaker 4: Oh, maybe a little bit depending on whether you're wearing
- 17:03Speaker 4: like an overnight one.
- 17:04Speaker 1: But I find them really comfortable. It's really easy. I
- 17:07Speaker 1: often like we'll just use a tamponon for maybe like
- 17:10Speaker 1: the first or second day when my period's really heavy,
- 17:12Speaker 1: and then I just switched around period underwear.
- 17:14Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's so nice. It's just the best. They're
- 17:17Speaker 4: pretty affordable.
- 17:18Speaker 1: You can get them again from your local grocery store
- 17:20Speaker 1: and often they have like half price sales.
- 17:22Speaker 4: Yeah, and yeah, they're just ten out of ten.
- 17:24Speaker 2: Yeah, they're so good.
- 17:25Speaker 3: I also love wearing them in the days leading up
- 17:27Speaker 3: to my period because I don't know if anybody else
- 17:30Speaker 3: gets like mounting anxiety being like she's coming, and there's
- 17:33Speaker 3: nothing worse than when you're like sitting in the middle
- 17:36Speaker 3: of a meeting and you're like, fuck.
- 17:37Speaker 2: I just got my period. Yeah, So yeah, I love
- 17:40Speaker 2: them as well.
- 17:40Speaker 4: They're amazing.
- 17:41Speaker 3: Yeah, gather ones with like the thick bands of American
- 17:45Speaker 3: Those are the comfiout ones I find, And they really
- 17:48Speaker 3: like hug your tummy, especially as it's feeling a little
- 17:50Speaker 3: bit bloated. But they're really really comfy. Love love Okay,
- 17:55Speaker 3: shall we move on to advice?
- 17:57Speaker 2: With the chick, let's do it.
- 18:03Speaker 3: Okay, so this one's kind of a little bit on
- 18:05Speaker 3: theme for today's episode, But a chick sent in do
- 18:10Speaker 3: you use cleaning products fem fresh for example?
- 18:14Speaker 2: Downstairs?
- 18:15Speaker 3: This topic was raised at a girl's night and I
- 18:17Speaker 3: was pretty much shamed upon for not using anything. I've
- 18:21Speaker 3: never had any problems down there or needed to buy
- 18:23Speaker 3: products for it. I'm a very clean person and take
- 18:26Speaker 3: good hygiene seriously. But I need to know it. Am
- 18:29Speaker 3: I doing something wrong? Should I be using more than
- 18:31Speaker 3: coconut scentered dove body wash?
- 18:34Speaker 4: Okay, here's the thing. I need to move the mic away.
- 18:40Speaker 2: The vagina is self cleaning. How many times to be
- 18:44Speaker 2: able to say this?
- 18:44Speaker 1: Fucking vagina cleaning products has just been invented to make
- 18:48Speaker 1: women feel bad about their bodies even more.
- 18:50Speaker 4: Your vagina is self cleaning.
- 18:51Speaker 1: If there is something going on that you're like, I
- 18:54Speaker 1: don't know if that should be happening, just go to
- 18:56Speaker 1: your GP.
- 18:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:57Speaker 4: You do not need to be using.
- 18:59Speaker 2: Like femfresh or anything like that.
- 19:00Speaker 1: In fact, you should be using like an uncentered soap. Yeah,
- 19:05Speaker 1: and even like just something very light and water.
- 19:09Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
- 19:10Speaker 1: You don't need to don't fucking make it complicated like
- 19:14Speaker 1: it's such a simple thing.
- 19:16Speaker 4: And also your friends suck.
- 19:19Speaker 2: Yeah, you should.
- 19:20Speaker 3: Never shame anybody for anything that they use or don't
- 19:24Speaker 3: use on their fucking genitals.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Do whatever you feel comfortable to do.
- 19:31Speaker 3: And if your friends ever say anything about that, again,
- 19:35Speaker 3: call them out and be like that's really inappropriate.
- 19:38Speaker 4: I got any article that tells you how.
- 19:42Speaker 1: To clean your vagina and it will tell you it's
- 19:45Speaker 1: self cleaning.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Yeah, and again go to your GP if you have
- 19:50Speaker 3: any questions around that. Don't listen to your girlfriend's advice
- 19:54Speaker 3: on hygiene because they probably don't know what the fuck
- 19:56Speaker 3: that that's a.
- 19:57Speaker 4: Fucking yeast infection waiting to happen.
- 19:59Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, like, look, you're not doing something wrong.
- 20:03Speaker 4: I know I'm gay and I'm no guy.
- 20:05Speaker 1: No, but like, I think you're fine, you're not doing
- 20:10Speaker 1: anything wrong. But I'm more sorry that you felt shamed
- 20:13Speaker 1: at a girl's night. Yeah, that's awful, and that you
- 20:17Speaker 1: were like, fuck, what am I doing something wrong?
- 20:18Speaker 4: Am I?
- 20:18Speaker 1: Am I gross? Am I not hygienic? Like, no, you're beautiful, Yeah.
- 20:23Speaker 2: You're beautiful. Yeah, your friends, Yeah, sorry, we're in the mood.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Show your friends are lovely and that they didn't mean
- 20:34Speaker 1: to hurt your feelings.
- 20:35Speaker 4: Disclaimber disclaimer.
- 20:37Speaker 1: But I just find that so weird, Like when you're
- 20:41Speaker 1: sitting down like that, if your friend was doing something
- 20:44Speaker 1: like if a friend was like, yeah, no, I use
- 20:46Speaker 1: this like vaginal wash, which is very great flavored, I
- 20:51Speaker 1: would sit them down separately and be like, hey, just
- 20:53Speaker 1: maybe make sure that that's not actually going to cause
- 20:56Speaker 1: a pH imbalance, or maybe.
- 20:57Speaker 4: Check with a doctor.
- 20:58Speaker 1: But that would be a conversation that happens one in private,
- 21:01Speaker 1: and two if I was close enough with that person
- 21:05Speaker 1: to give them advice on their own body.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Yeah, you know that's a weird vibe.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're doing fine.
- 21:13Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a good baby girl. Destious. Well, if you're
- 21:15Speaker 4: worried about anything, just go to the doctor.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Yeah, the doctor, the doctor, Dally dactor.
- 21:22Speaker 4: Is that our new job? Are we now?
- 21:24Speaker 2: Dolly Doctor?
- 21:26Speaker 4: I've reached my final the final boss.
- 21:29Speaker 1: Dolly Doctor is the Dolly doctor is the final boss
- 21:32Speaker 1: of like puberty.
- 21:34Speaker 2: I love her anyway. What if it was a man,
- 21:37Speaker 2: Oh my god, what.
- 21:39Speaker 1: If what if somewhere there was a man writing out
- 21:42Speaker 1: Dolly doctor responses?
- 21:45Speaker 2: One time when I was like I don't know, probably
- 21:48Speaker 2: like a preteen No no, no, no, I didn't.
- 21:51Speaker 3: I was more of a light total girl competition winner,
- 21:53Speaker 3: Vibe winner definitely.
- 21:55Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I heard it.
- 21:56Speaker 2: I heard anyway.
- 21:58Speaker 3: One time when my sister and I were young, like
- 22:00Speaker 3: probably in our early teens. Our brother is like seven
- 22:03Speaker 3: and four years older than us, respectively, and one of
- 22:07Speaker 3: his friends came home and was like drunk chatting to
- 22:09Speaker 3: us and he goes, girls, oh god, I just want
- 22:12Speaker 3: you to know that I'll always be there for you
- 22:15Speaker 3: if you ever need anything, if you ever need to
- 22:17Speaker 3: talk to someone, I'll.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Be your own dolly doctor. Not like that, not like that,
- 22:23Speaker 2: but I'll be there for you if you need anything,
- 22:26Speaker 2: but not like that.
- 22:27Speaker 5: This gentle bees Yeah, he is a best He's still
- 22:30Speaker 5: like the sweetest pee to this day.
- 22:33Speaker 2: But like that was that he's gonna be like girl.
- 22:36Speaker 4: Yo.
- 22:39Speaker 2: He was like, nothing weird, but I'll be your dolly doctor.
- 22:43Speaker 3: And like it's been maybe fifteen years since then and
- 22:45Speaker 3: we still call him dolly doctor to.
- 22:47Speaker 1: This still loved that getting your dolly doctor and like unseiling,
- 22:50Speaker 1: it felt like the most scandalous thing you could ever do.
- 22:53Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm also like that really shouldn't have been
- 22:57Speaker 4: a thing.
- 22:58Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't know whether if it was like
- 23:00Speaker 3: an actual doctor giving advice, I don't know.
- 23:03Speaker 1: But I don't know if like teenagers or like tweens
- 23:06Speaker 1: should be getting like sexual advice not through like a
- 23:10Speaker 1: GP or like with their parents or something I experience,
- 23:14Speaker 1: you know as well, because as well, you're not going
- 23:15Speaker 1: to go to your mom and be like, hey mom,
- 23:16Speaker 1: I want to fuck.
- 23:17Speaker 3: Yeah, so like part of it was good, but I
- 23:19Speaker 3: understand also like I was way too young to be
- 23:22Speaker 3: reading Dolly doctor.
- 23:24Speaker 4: What was going on our child?
- 23:26Speaker 2: I still am.
- 23:28Speaker 4: You actually haven't even sex yet?
- 23:31Speaker 2: You are a virgin. That would explain a lot.
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