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YOU'RE I LOVE YOU MATERIAL!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see any reason I think you should just
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  Speaker 2: be like you're I love you. Material.
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  Speaker 1: That's cute, that's actually really cute. My last one. Tell
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  Speaker 1: us what your guy best friend has said and we'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what it means. I don't know what I
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  Speaker 1: would do without you.
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  Speaker 2: Relatable relatable talk said by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, Whatdie Clark aka Mummy, and
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  Speaker 2: you guys are the baddes, And usually I say why
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  Speaker 2: oldies um me when I forgot to do it. But
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  Speaker 2: that doesn't matter because we have to get into the
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  Speaker 2: episode straight away, and we are going to listen to
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  Speaker 2: some voice notes of why you guys think you're petty.
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  Speaker 1: I've never had Jake not talk so much in the intro.
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  Speaker 1: We're not messing around today.
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  Speaker 2: Never had me or you've never had me talk so
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  Speaker 2: much in the intro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not talk so much. Normally you have like a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of an antidote about your life or something.
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  Speaker 2: I always every time we go to record here here's
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  Speaker 2: me doing it again. Every time every time we.
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  Speaker 1: Go to I was caught on I need a time.
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  Speaker 1: Normally there's a minute or two for me to like
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  Speaker 1: your fault, sit here, get ready, ready to play the
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  Speaker 1: voice notes. You'll tell me about your life.
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  Speaker 2: This is your fault for mentioning it. But every time
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  Speaker 2: we start the episode, right before we press record, we'll go, okay,
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  Speaker 2: what are we going to do with we write down
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  Speaker 2: right down on the white board, and we have like
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  Speaker 2: catch up as like second or third. Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 2: I always always always make it go first. But let's yeah,
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  Speaker 2: stop stop, So let's get straight into the relatables voice
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  Speaker 2: nails with.
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  Speaker 1: The prompt being what's the pettiest thing you have ever done?
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  Speaker 1: And we said this was two weeks ago, baddies.
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  Speaker 2: I think this was I think the question was what
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  Speaker 2: made you realize you're petty? Nah?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it was. Well, the baddies took it
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  Speaker 1: as what's the pettiest thing you've ever done?
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  Speaker 2: I like it, I guess at the same time that
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  Speaker 2: would realize.
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  Speaker 1: We preface that we love a bit of petty. There's
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  Speaker 1: a time and a place for pettiness. Cheat it on
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  Speaker 1: toxic ex bad dude if it's a dude. In general,
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  Speaker 1: anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: Petty things feel good when the person you've done it too,
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  Speaker 2: brings it up and brings up the fact that it
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  Speaker 2: like affected them.
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  Speaker 1: That's so, that's so toxic. I reckon, there's a time
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  Speaker 1: and the place a little just a little bit to
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  Speaker 1: be toxic. Let's listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like toxicity in like healthy amounts, you know,
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  Speaker 2: everything everything in what's.
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  Speaker 1: It called abortion?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like we don't like toxicity. But okay, no, no, no incorrect.
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  Speaker 2: I like toxicity when it's pettiness. Go on, It's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: okay voicemail.
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  Speaker 3: Number one, Hey boys, love the pod. I realized I
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  Speaker 3: was petty when me and my ex broke up. I
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  Speaker 3: found out that he had been cheating on me for
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  Speaker 3: about a year, the last year of our relationship, and
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  Speaker 3: because he's not the smartest man in the world, and
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  Speaker 3: to get this pathwards all the time, my email was
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  Speaker 3: his recovery email to get into his own email account.
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  Speaker 3: So I got into his email and went through and
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  Speaker 3: changed his past moods on all of the dating apps
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  Speaker 3: that he had been on, and then also all of
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  Speaker 3: his descriptions to all of his Netflix and stand and
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  Speaker 3: everything as well, and just decided to suck some ship
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  Speaker 3: up and make it so we couldn't get into any
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  Speaker 3: account that he held access to, which I think is the
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  Speaker 3: bare minimum of what you what he probably deserved, but
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  Speaker 3: also probably one of the most difficult things to come
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  Speaker 3: back from when you can't get into any account that
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  Speaker 3: you have that you have. So, yeah, that's my story.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully it's not too patty, but I probably should have
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  Speaker 3: done more.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, I know you're you're right. What did you
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  Speaker 1: realize you're Patty should have done more. That's good. That's
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  Speaker 1: really good because also, like all your bank accounts are
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  Speaker 1: associated with it, so you're just losing money as well,
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  Speaker 1: and you can't get back in to like cancel them
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  Speaker 1: or change it, so you actually get to rip the
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  Speaker 1: benefits of the money.
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  Speaker 2: I really like what she did.
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  Speaker 1: It's subtle.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of what she did because at
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  Speaker 2: the same because she said he's not the smartest guy,
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  Speaker 2: it's a very good chance he's not going to catch
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  Speaker 2: on to what she did because he may not remember
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  Speaker 2: that her email is the recovery email. You know, what
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  Speaker 2: you could have done. One further is if you could
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you can do this, but use
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  Speaker 2: your your email as a recovery email to change his
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  Speaker 2: email password, oh completely and lock him out forever.
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  Speaker 1: He has to start a new one everything.
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  Speaker 2: So and what that would have done, right is because
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  Speaker 2: he can't then cancel Netflix and that no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: So the reason I say is because I've recently I
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  Speaker 2: went through this the other day. Sorry, I'm fucking with
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  Speaker 2: something back here. I went through this the other day.
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  Speaker 2: I went through and I thought, I'm not using any
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  Speaker 2: of my streaming services at the moment. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: cancel them all. And I'm gonna I was going to
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  Speaker 2: say to you, go cancel all of yours and then
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  Speaker 2: we'll reget them on the business because there's definitely an
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  Speaker 2: argument of claimability there.
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  Speaker 1: There is.
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  Speaker 2: So I've gone and canceled all night. And but I
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  Speaker 2: went and I so I went in my bank statements
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: to check what I was getting charged for. And so
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  Speaker 2: I've been paying for KO, which is like a sports
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  Speaker 2: thing here in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: What do you watch on KO?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I won't lie to you.
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  Speaker 1: I watch golf golf on care.
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  Speaker 2: You can't get golf anywhere except Kay. Oh no, well
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  Speaker 2: PGA you can get there anyway. But then I was like,
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  Speaker 2: fuck I have I was like, I'm just I'll watch
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  Speaker 2: highlights whatever. And so I went to go get rid
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  Speaker 2: of it, and I went and I couldn't, for the
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  Speaker 2: life of me, figure out what email I made the
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  Speaker 2: account with. Wasn't my email, wasn't any of Relatable's emails,
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  Speaker 2: and so I didn't know what to do. And I
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  Speaker 2: literally couldn't get a hold of anyone at KO. It
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  Speaker 2: was a chatbot that wouldn't send me to a human,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, Okay, I call my bank. I
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  Speaker 2: had to cancel my card and get a new one
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  Speaker 2: sent to me. Really just so it stops, because the
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  Speaker 2: card's going to cancel and then the account won't be charged,
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  Speaker 2: and then KO will just cancel account for me because
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  Speaker 2: I'm not paying them.
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  Speaker 1: The admin is not like you.
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  Speaker 2: I was doing an admin day. We'll get on to
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  Speaker 2: this later, but basically that's what he would have That's
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  Speaker 2: what he would have had to do. Yeah. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: was honestly so annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Guy.
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  Speaker 2: The bank goes, we can't even guarantee it's not going
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  Speaker 2: to charge your account, so just cause again if it happens.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. I remember I used to have something
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  Speaker 1: with KO too, and it was really really hard to cancel.
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  Speaker 2: Forty a month to a month.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, you're getting ripped watch from golf.
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  Speaker 2: I was getting fucking it is something.
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  Speaker 1: There's got to be a way I can watch the
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  Speaker 1: free Yeah, I agree, it has to be next.
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  Speaker 4: One something petty that I've done. I would say, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not a petty person, but if you, like, if you
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  Speaker 4: cross my line, I'm a different person to you completely.
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  Speaker 4: And so my ex broke up with me for like
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  Speaker 4: one of the dumbest reasons ever. And so when you
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  Speaker 4: came to my place to pick up his clothes, like
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  Speaker 4: he had some clothes at mine, I sprayed his favorite
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  Speaker 4: perfume of mine all over his clothes, like drenched them
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  Speaker 4: in it basically. So yeah, I would say that's pretty petty,
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  Speaker 4: but it was years ago.
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  Speaker 1: So I like that. I like that too.
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  Speaker 2: It was years ago, but who cares.
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  Speaker 1: That's good little hit there, I reckon.
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  Speaker 2: I really like that. I think that that's like, that's
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  Speaker 2: actually that you could have gone pettier without me judging.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's also like it's subtle in a sense
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  Speaker 1: too that he wouldn't pick up on it because it
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  Speaker 1: was just.
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  Speaker 2: Like at your house, and you know what sucks is
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  Speaker 2: like so for this guy at least, So do you
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  Speaker 2: ever when you were younger. I had it happen to
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  Speaker 2: me after I broke up with my first girlfriend. We
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  Speaker 2: were quite young, and I don't know if it was
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  Speaker 2: because maybe when you're young, you know, you're not very
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  Speaker 2: into cologne's and perfumes and like stuff, so maybe she
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  Speaker 2: had a bit of a generic one. I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: but I remember being out somewhere one time and smelling
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  Speaker 2: her perfume and like not remembering why I knew the smell,
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  Speaker 2: and and I smelt it, and I was like, what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck? And then it clocked me up. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, that's like such and such as like
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  Speaker 2: old smell, and I was like, how do I still
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  Speaker 2: remember that?
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  Speaker 1: This has happened to me? Even with Cassie, I'll be
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  Speaker 1: at the gym or out in public, I'm like, what
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  Speaker 1: the hell? I was like, why why do I remember that?
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  Speaker 1: And then I clock like, obviously, just a generic perfume
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  Speaker 1: that a lot of women wear, which is funny. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh wait, maydant? I feel like everyone wears
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  Speaker 1: the same deodorant, yeah, which is funny. Isn't that weird? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's funny how you associate the smell with a person
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  Speaker 1: and so, how long ago was that that you remember that? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: So it was like it was probably like a couple
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  Speaker 2: months after i'd broken up that girlfriend that I remember it.
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  Speaker 2: But this guy that you did this too, he would
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  Speaker 2: have picked up his clothes and not realized straight away,
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  Speaker 2: and he would have got it all over him when
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  Speaker 2: he picked him up and stuff, and then he would
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  Speaker 2: have just been at home thinking, what is that nostalgic?
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  Speaker 2: What is that? Why am I I'm horning? I missed?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What is that? Do I regret my decisions? I
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  Speaker 1: think I should call it, but that is I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to say, they weren't that petty.
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  Speaker 2: Nah. You guys could have gone full like ten times
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  Speaker 2: worse and still had me being like, yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: If you've got some send him to the relatables voicemail.
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  Speaker 1: But the new prompt for next week is, Jake, we.
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  Speaker 2: Are going to do what is like the craziest, wildest
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  Speaker 2: thing that a guy or I guess if you are
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: a guy that a girl has said during the deed
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  Speaker 2: or like just post yeah or just before. I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: but usually if they say something crazy just before, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Not going to go through yeah anything around sex. It's
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  Speaker 1: the craziest thing. I remember we did an episode it
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  Speaker 1: was like our third episode and a guy finished and yes,
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  Speaker 1: and he said, the eagle has landed.
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  Speaker 2: That was our first ever episodes. That would have been
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  Speaker 2: like five deep mane yeah, five episodes deep. Yeah. Some
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  Speaker 2: one had a story of of a guy finishing and
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: then being like you but send them be In the
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  Speaker 2: description to the relabel's voicemail, it's like a call sign.
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  Speaker 1: It is no one.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like our call signs of mummy and daddy. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 2: so you're not going to be able to like.
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  Speaker 1: Should we get a call sign for ourselves? What would
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  Speaker 1: yours be?
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  Speaker 2: So? Yeah, when you finish, what would you want your
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  Speaker 2: call sign to be? Actually, I don't think you'd have
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  Speaker 2: one that isn't cringe true. But let's say, so, what
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  Speaker 2: have we been What have I been reading? No, that's okay. Basically,
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  Speaker 2: let's say we're in a war, we're fighting for our country.
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  Speaker 1: No, I reckon we do? We just finish having sex
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  Speaker 1: with our beautiful partners, and we have a call sign.
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  Speaker 2: Or that'd be more of a saying yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and you're speaking in the third person, what would yours be? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: give me a second I would I say, yours would
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  Speaker 2: be I would do this is what I would say
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  Speaker 2: leading up. The end is near, The end is near.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds very proper, The end is near. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what mine would be. I feel like someone else
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  Speaker 1: has to give it to Yours would more be like,
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  Speaker 1: this is me ready, this is me.
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  Speaker 2: Go go, go, go, go finish? Was that good for you?
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  Speaker 1: Did you finish? Did you finish well? Three minutes you record?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, baddies, it is time once again for our segment
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: of ins and outs for the week.
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  Speaker 1: Might I just say, Jake, I am loving this?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad that you are loving this, because I'm
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: going to start with outs again, and I have been
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: thinking about this one for a while. I'm going to say.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: Soft launches, man, Yeah, they're a thing of the past day.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: Why were they even a thing in the first place.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of soft launches. I don't want to be
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: looking at a story and thinking like, oh, looks like
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: such and such has got themselves into a cheeky little
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: relationship and all I see is a little a little
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: part of an arm.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Whose hand is that, yeah, exactly whose hand is that?
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Whose back of the head is that, I say, Tagger,
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: give me a full face frontal all right, I don't
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  Speaker 2: even care if you're in a situationship or if you're
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: in a fresh relationship. I want you to do a
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  Speaker 2: post freaking head on of this person with a bio
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  Speaker 2: of who they are and why you're dating.
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  Speaker 1: Them, and tag them so I don't have to do
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  Speaker 1: the reces tag them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even I don't even need to know them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even need to know you. If I'm being
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  Speaker 2: complete honest with you, I just like to snoop.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we all know everyone's snooping.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, if you're not snooping, you're drooping. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I was terrible. I like it. I like it. I
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  Speaker 1: like it. Okay, now I've said it before and I
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  Speaker 1: will say it again, perfect, Ted.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, they're healthy energy drinks. My fridge is docked. Same,
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: so is our studio one, Jake. It certainly is. I'm
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: very thankful for that. But yeah, I don't know. I'm
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: just not a big fan of the other ones. Like
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: all the other energy drinks, it's like just there's so
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: much dark packaging. It's not very appealing, and the ingredients
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  Speaker 2: lists never ending. If someone could name me half of
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: the things on there, I'd be impressed. If someone could
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: name me two of the things on there, I'd be impressed.
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  Speaker 1: Facts. That's why Murussa created perfect Ted. You didn't even
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  Speaker 2: They are very tasty and all natural ingredients as well.
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• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Ooh, I'm of a juicy peach man myself.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, fair enough, where do you get yours?
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: You know where I get it from? Jake Coals.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Hey, you know what, I'm a Cole's guy.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Ordie, We're Coals dudes.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: Let's go baddest. I have an update that's actually a
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: day for Roddie. Okay, an update, Okay. I had a
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: car crash last week, my fault. The developments of that
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: are that I have paid the person I hit. I
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: don't want to go into it again. I don't feel
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: like retell the story, and I also don't feel like
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: telling you how much I spent. But I did tell
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Oddie and all the baddies over on Patreon. If you
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: want to head over to Patreon and find out how
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: much it costs me. I won't lie. It's a comical
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: amount of money and I'm poor.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Now, might I just say, please go to Patreon for
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Jake's sake, because actually I kind of need it. He
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: needs your money.
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  Speaker 2: Go to patreon dot com forward slash letters sixty nine
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  Speaker 2: and sign up for a month so you can go
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: hear how much it's cost me, and you might feel
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: better about spending your money. But I got insurance.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: A little bit late. It doesn't matter.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably about a week too late.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: See you took there's a sign from the world to
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: get insurance.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: I too get as a sign from the world. I
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: went and got insurance, and I'm I'm all covered. It
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: feels good. Probably took me like twenty minutes.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Go get in another car crash. It doesn't in day,
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  Speaker 1: do your life.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta wait a couple weeks.
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  Speaker 1: I got a calling off period, mate, don't mean and
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: then go to how long is the calling off period?
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: I think it's like two weeks? Okay, yeah, yeah, two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: You can hold off that drive safe for two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: And then I covered.
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  Speaker 2: I got roadside if.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I needed a wind shield, yeah, you got all.
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  Speaker 2: If I win, I went all the way, you know what,
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: you know what, there was one more thing I could
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  Speaker 2: have got, but it made it a lot more expensive,
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: with like two hundred extra dollars, and I was like,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: don't need that, don't need that, Okay, But what I
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: wanted this to lead into was so me not having
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: insurance and then getting in a car accident is very
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: stupid of me. So I don't know what I want
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: to call this segment, but I whenever it happens, it
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: happens quite often in my life, I'll bring it up
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: on the pod. But I do this thing wre it
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: was where it's like the twenty minutes of inconvenience to me,
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: doing the admin of getting the insurance was too much
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: work to.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Do.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Basically, so that I had a car accident, I had
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: to pay a lot of money and in hindsight, I
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: should have just done the twenty minutes. Now maybe we
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: should call this hindsights or some shit like that. I
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: did another stupid thing. Didn't really cost me money, but
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: it just like has cost me some more. It's made
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: what would have been less of an inconvenience more of
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: an inconvenience.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: You must have a bit of head noise at the moment. Yeah,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: in life to be.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: So, I am lucky enough to be a dual citizen
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: of Canada and Australia.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: And a lot of people don't know you're Canadian.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, yeah, so dual citizen. Very lucky. Mum's Canadian
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: family lives in the Canada, our dad lives here, and
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I live here, same country as my father obviously, and
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I have an Australian past. And I used to have
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: a Canadian one, and then one of the one time
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: I just went to go, I was going to Canada
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: and I needed to renew my passport, and so I
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: went and got one, and I just got the I
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: got an Australian one, and I didn't think too much
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: of it when I went to do it, Like I didn't.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I think I've always known I could have two, I
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: could have a Canadian and an Australian. But you always
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: just Australia has always just been allowed to go to Canada,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: like if you honestly so. But now Australians need a
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: travel visa. So if you want to go to Canada,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: it's easy, but you just apply, like I don't know,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: a month prior. You just apply for a short travel
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: visa or whatever. Yeah, it's like it's exactly like. But
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: and so for me to do that, because I come
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: up in the system as a citizen of Canada, I
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: can't get a visa. Oh and I don't have my
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Canadian passport, so I have to go through this rigamarole
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: on the Canadian Immigration's website just getting a pass right.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: And because I'm a citizen, obviously it gets passed every time.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: And the last three times I've gone to Canada, I've
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: done that right when I should have just got my Canadian.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Passport because you're probably like two weeks before you go
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, that's me.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: That's literally me. And so every time I go to
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Canada and I'm going to just get your Canadian passport a visa,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: and I go, yeah, yeah, I'm going to Canada in July.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: You've left it too late.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: And so I'm going. And I was like, all right,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it. I'm proud of myself. I'm gonna
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: go through the f of getting my Canadian pasport. Let's
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: go cool. I don't have to worry about this fucking
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: shit anymore. So I go and and I look up
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: and it's a little bit of a funny situation being
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: like a Canadian citizen living in Australia with an Australian
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: passport but not a Canadian passport, And so I go
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: through and chatchuputis helped me out, best friend. Yeah, And
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: so it ends up saying to me, have you had
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: a Canadian passport in the past, And I said I have.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I have it from when I was a kid, and
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, awesome, awesome, awesome, And so what that does
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: for me is makes the application process so much easier. Now,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: it makes it easier if the Canadian passport is within
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: fifteen years of expiring fifteen full years. Oddie, guess when
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: mine expired sixteen It expired sixteen years ago. So I
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: have to do it as if I've never had a
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Canadian passport for fifteen years.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: You waited sixteen Oh.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: That's like if I just did it last year, I
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: would have been fine.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: But that's like overall, just you as a whole.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Guys, like I
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: do this with a lot of things, sixteen Like I
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: will put things off until the literal last minute, and
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: I put this one.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Off for more than so now you put it off.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: So now what I have to do is what I
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: have to do is do an application for a brand
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: new adult passport living a. I have to have all
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: of these things. I have to do proof of Canadian citizenship,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: which is easy because I do have a passport from
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: the past which I can send them, and then I
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: have proof of citisenship. I have a citistance all that stuff.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: But what else I need is I need two references.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: So that's two people that I've known. They don't have
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: to be Canadian, but two people I've known for two years.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Can they be family?
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: No, so it could be you and Cassie, it could
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: be your parents, anyone like that. And they need to
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: have a passport that's in date and stuff, so they
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: would be my references. But what else it means is
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I have to get a guarant tour. The garrant tor
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: has to have known me for two years, can't be
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: immediate family, has to have a Canadian passport and has
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: to live near me. Do you know anyone honestly? Luckily, Yeah, Okay,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: my dad's cousin. And I was like, but he's technically
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: my cousin.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: True second cousin.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I looked into it, I'm allowed to use him. So
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: he lives in Manly. Yeah, so that's a forty minute
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: drive from me. Better go do that before I moved
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: to Queensland.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: See if he's contacted this random dude. I assume you
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: never talked to him.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I know him my whole life. He's a
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: very nice guy. I haven't a message him yet. I'm
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: being honest with you. Better do that too.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Much in one day.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: And but basically, so now I have to go through
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: all this effort of getting like guarantee and all that
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: stuff blah blah blah blah blah, when I could have
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: just done it last year. Not a journey bullshit. But
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: so yeah, it looks like I'm doing a bit more admint.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, when you're telling that story, god forbid
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: this ever happens. Touchwood. Yeah, but if you got divorced,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: you'd be the type of person and be like, like
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: you'd be divorced for ten years, be like brashly still
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: married technically, but between us we are together.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: According to the government, we are together.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: That is, I haven't got around as signing the paper.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: That is so so true. I also would be the
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: type like I don't think Beth would ever do this,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: but I think I would be so easy to take advantage.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Of it a divorce, just like eighty two.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: All she has to do is say, I'll do every
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: answer paperwork, and I'll be like, I'll sign it. She's like,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: you want to get a load to look at it. Someone.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of us.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: We've had some contracts in our recent business activities and we've.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Got a lawyer to look at them. Yeah, for the
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: first time in three years.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Expensive.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I paid the bill when I was
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: like fuck, Like, I know they got to like UNI
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: for like nine years and shit or whatever is it
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: nine years? But we were doing the same work they
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: were with chat GPT.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: You know what's funny is so they would send the
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: contract back with all these comments and stuff, and I
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: still had to put it into chatchyput and be like
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: can you Every comment they made just didn't make sense
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: to me. So I still had to go into chattopute
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: and be like, is there any red flags in this thing?
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: And the funny thing is the only things that I
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: brought up were the things chat GPT boy.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because the language is not just in Lemon's terms, No,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: We'll read in a contract and it says like we'd
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: have to copy and paste the paragraph and be like,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: what does this mean?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Like Article fifteen, subsection D. I'd copy and paste that
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: pair of oph and but what does this mean? And
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: it'd be like, Oh, this means you're actually signing over
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: every moral right you have to your life, and you
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: should probably tell them not to do that. And I
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I'm going to fucking go back on.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I don't understand that industry. It's like they've made up
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: this language that no one else can understand, and then
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: only lawyers can actually understand it because they went to
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: school for nine years and it takes nine years to
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: learn a new language.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Whatever happened to like some just on old handshake honesty.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: How about you don't f me over and I won't
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: f you over, and we'll just it's people look each
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: other in the eyes and shake a hand.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: People are greedy, man, and every single way possible, at
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: any single turn, someone will try and fuck you over.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know any bodies that have gone through some
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: like contract negotiations. I've always like, whenever you get a
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: job as like a casual worker or even a full
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: time worker. I've never read the contract. I was just
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: signed it because it's just like obviously super normal. And
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: the thing you look at mainly is like if I
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: want to leave, can I leave? You know how much
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: notice I have to give? But we we went back
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: on a lot of things in this contract, and a
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: lot of the answers from this company were like, this is.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Just how it is industry standards, and.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: We were like change it, Like okay, change it.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you have a right to stand on because
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: it's the same with gyms and stuff. You look at
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: it and then there's like a two months.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: The thing about gyms that I hate is when you cancel,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: they're like, got to pay for one more month?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they get lave.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: What do I do?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: And giving you notice to leave, You're like, what do you?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Because we signed the contract at the start. But so
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I feel like, see greedy, it's like, we'll get one
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: more month out exactly what you know why it's industry standards.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my days.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking if we have a height this twice now
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: third time.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: We've got we've got new chance, guys. That's that's my
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: fucking habit to put it right there.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: The habit with the old chairs when you can put
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: it down here? Yeah, setting, can I just mention three
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: weeks in a row now I have woron no socks
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: and I still haven't brought me. I feel naked being
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: barefoot in this studio.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your raw dog and I got toenails on me
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: at the why'd you bring that to light? Now? I'm
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: just gonna look at them and think about them the
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: whole time. Yeah, oh, you're talking about toenails, bro.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I saw a video on fucking TikTok of someone putting
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: their toe out, long ass toenail, probably like as long
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: as mine right now, theyre pretty long. They had this
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: border Collie comes over, nibbles their tone out disgusting, disgusting
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: to be wat convenience wise. If your dog could do that,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: would you let them?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: No? Fuck? No fuck, no, no way would you? That
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: little darky nibble and you little toe. It's like those
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: fishes in balley.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I actually food. I'm going to say, I'm crazy you
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: could do it. I probably.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I've actually got a funny story about feet. I reckon
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: it's relatable for the baddies. Actually, all the baddies you
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: get pedicures. My girlfriend told me this other day and
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I thought it was funny. So my girlfriend's a long
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: distance runner and like any girl who does a lot
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: of activity like running, sports, soccer, footy, hockey, whatever. Anyhow,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you get callouses on your feet. And she robs.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she rocks up to get pedicures from people who
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: aren't like native to speaking English, and apparently they like.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Judged the funk out of her feet. I think she's
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: got something wrong with him. And she's like, no, I promise,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just a runner and they're like chat.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: She's like, please fix them.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: She needs to get like those earbuds that translate any language. Yeah,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: and just to hear what the gossip is about it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Like imagine she's just chilling there and this one lady
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: is just like saying to her friends because they.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Always talk, yeah, and you don't know what they're saying, and.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: You have no idea what they're saying, and they're just
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: probably going this bitches feet, could you imagine?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: How insecure? Imagine? But I reckon they don't talk shit
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: because like you never know when someone else can speak,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: they talk ship.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I reckon know salons, dude, there is no way they
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: don't talk.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Look at yeah, like if they if.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: They have someone with maybe like I don't know, some
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: fat fingers, like they probably have like I got some
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: chubby ones over here or something like that. I reckon
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: they talk some ship.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Oh we should thinking about that. So lawyers have their
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: own language obviously, other countries have their own language that
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: we can't understand.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: You and I should you Sponge, lawyers have their own
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: language and other countries have their own language into.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: One because round circle, we should learn some heaps niche language,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: like it's really really niche that so we can talk
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: shit in public about people.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Well, if duo Lingo wants to sponsor us, like it's
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: it's like a.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Mad niche cool language, like like i'd cop Spanish, it's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: not niche.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: But do you know that speak Spanish here Mandarin? Nah, dude,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: that would be really difficult. It'd be cool, But that
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: would be cool because Spanish would be cool because if
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: you go to Europe, a lot of countries speak Spanish.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I think, I don't know what did I just make
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: that up? I feel like only one country speaks Spanish
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: in Europe, and that's Spain. Yeah, well, anywhere else speaks
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Spanish in Europe? Where this could be really dumb.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: But Portuguese that's its own language, is it? They speak Spanish?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: You know what you're wigging out about is that in
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Brazil they speak Portuguese. That's it, that's it, speak Portuguese.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Ye, that's connection.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Right. They speak Spanish in Mexico, don't they. They don't
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: speak Mexicano. Now there's no Mexican.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: See we should What about if we learned like Australian
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Australian we're speaking, We can't.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: You guys actually would not want us to go full
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: blown Aussie like that would It would not be good.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: To listen, We're quite proper. And sometimes you and I
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: get in the mood where like one of us will
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: start saying the word a lot and then the other
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: one's like, oh, we can, we can relax a little bit.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: The thing about where we're from and where we grew
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: up is it's considered a bogan Australian accent.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah we even said that bogan.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The thing people probably don't even know what Bogans are.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: So no, it's like redneck, I feel like. So in Australia,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: it's like the fifth biggest country in the world. But
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: you could get someone from Perth here and they would
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: sound like you. There would be you know, someone not
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: from Autralia would not be able to tell the difference between
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: our accent. Oh no, whereas in England you can drive
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: now that's I don't believe that thirty kilometers. But that's
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: a conspiracy. And you're like, I have an English room mate,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: yeah she said, she said, literally a Liverpool accent mate.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: You can drive apparently twenty minutes.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: No, I don't believe completely the different.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Accent the UK is Wales, England, Scotland and then Northern Ireland.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: There's just there's a fake line between Scotland and England.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: You cannot understand Scottish people.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like they have the thickest accent and they talk
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: supecific quick same. Yeah, she's crazy.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. I just don't know how it's
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: even possible to have like a different Is it called
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: like cooquialisms or something?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's a good word, but what's it called when
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you're I couldn't say that colloquially poqu realism?
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the week and you can spell that, no way.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Ask me to. But that is if you get a
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: thousand comments, we'll learn Spanish.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Dude, someone if do it Lingo wants to sponsor us,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I'll learn Spanish and talk about it on the episodes.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Anything for money.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say before is I've
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: come to realize that, like, I'm not going to do
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: stuff unless I'm paid or unless it's costing me money.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I got insurance because it's costing me money.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: It did something to get you off your ass.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I started reading because we did it for the part
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: and now technically we get paid to read. Yeah, and
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: then I did just like I do really like it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Do you just sit at home and you're like, hmm,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: what am I getting paid for?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Or what do I have to pay? Your two decisions?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: And you're like, I've got to pay for groceries or
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I can get paid to read. Which one do I
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: want to do?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: That's a good question.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I pay for the gym, I might as well go,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: or do I want to read?
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: So basically I won't learn any language unless I am
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: paid to do it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: It's quite it's a lot of work. Probably it's years
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: of work.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Think about how sexy it would be.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Well, that could be our call sign. We say something
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: in different language, and I don't know what we say.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: We could say like that is home. We just do
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: a Spanish segment.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could go to Spain and do shows. Yeah,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: well no we didn't. What was the what was the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: little cartoon that was Spanish Diego? And what was this
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: was the song that she used to sing.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Dora, Door Door, that's the theme song.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Some Spanish in it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy? Dora taught me how to count
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: to like six or seven in Spanish. You know, isn't
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: it's it's quite your sink.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: That's your cour sign right there.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: It's not far off from apparently if you know Spanish,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: you like, I can learn Italian.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They all kind of like open French, whereas like
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: English is just his own thing and doesn't have any
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: overlapping nature.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Crazy thing to say, Oh no, actually I was gonna say.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I won't say what I was gonna say, but what
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: we could learn that would be caused German?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think of one German word, not going to
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: think of it. No, I got it, snitzle.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: It's like asking in Italian. It's like like saying to
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: someone that can speak Italian, what what can you say?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: In Italian? They say pizza?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: But wouldn'tizza in Italian be its own word.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I think pizza is the Italian word for pizza.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Oh is it?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Sh Actually, And like all the words that like
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Italian restaurants for passes, like casarice, I'm pretty sure that's
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: like Italian or its fetter chini French. I don't know.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Actually it makes so much sense because like I struggled
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: to read them. It makes me feel bad too, because
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: it's a different language.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: You'd be we'd be saying them wrong.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just point.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: I get that one with chicken and noodles.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: But what I wanted to talk about next was I
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: just went on a little bit of a trip.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, how was it?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: It was actually really really good, and I wanted to
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: talk about it in a sense of we talk a lot.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: About relationships on this podcast. No, yeah, we do quite
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: a lot. I went camping up.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: The East coast of Australia, drove about three and a
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: half hours up to a place called Diamond Head, which
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: was very very beautiful, great spot. I can't believe we
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: didn't go there when we went on our trip pay
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know, we just didn't know about it.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: We just we punched it to Crescent Head.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh that's probably why, to be fair, but
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I wanted to bring up in a sense of relationships. Finally,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not putting you on the spot. What did you
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: say when I said, do you like camping anymore?
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I don't like it very much anymore because I like hotels.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: There you go, five star resorts. Exist is what you
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: said to me, Yes, which I thought was very very valid.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: But in a sense of relationships with your partner, I
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: thought it is a very good way to bond. So
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: we went away for three nights and like something about
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: nature and maybe it's me, let me know if it's
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: you as well. It's like no distraction. Then you've got
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: all the time in the world and it kind of
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: just like strips you back to nature and you and
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: your partner just get to be one together and you
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: just really slow down. I thought it was such a
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: good me and Cass. You've been down for two years
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: and I'm happy with it. It's a great relationship. But
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: it kind of confirmed how much we love each other
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: in a sense because we stripped all the bullshit away
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: of society, all the shit we talk about on the
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: podcast that annoys us, that is a real problem, but
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: then also we kind of make it our problem and
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: their distractions, and then you just go away and it's
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: kind of a little bit of escapism, which you don't
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: get with five star results because you still have to
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: go through all these people or just getting into checking
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: You don't agree. I don't know, man, I feel like
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I could do some pretty good bonding with Beth in
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: a private hotel room.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: No, it was good because it just kind of like
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about it when I was there doing
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: absolutely fuck all this at my campsite, looking at the grass,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: and like, our problems are very, very real, but also
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: they're not, if that makes sense. Yeah, and we make
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: him ount problems and I don't want to take away
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: from them. But also like there's something about life you
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: can make it so simple if you really really want
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: it to, and something about camping forces you to make
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: your life simple and then the real beauties of human
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: connection come out and that with your partner. And I
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: think we experienced that as friends, which is probably the
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: foundations of this podcast is we didn't realize it at
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: the time, but we stripped away all the bullshit and
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: then we just had three months up the East Coast
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: of Australia and really formed a good friendship because none
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: of that bullshit was there. So I was just gonna
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: say for any bad he's out, they're wanting to have
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: a bit of bonding with their boyfriend. Even if you're
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: not a big camper, Just buy some shit kings gear,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: go away for a weekend.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: If you guys are struggling and strip it back. If
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: the relationship seems to be struggling, it's all.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: It's not sexy, like a five star resort is sexy,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: and you kind of get to experience the person for
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: who they actually are.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: It's clean. Yeah, it's sexy, it smells good.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: It's not real.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: It's comfortable.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not who you are.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: It's very real because I'm living it. If I'm there,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: I'm living it, and I think it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Is very real. It's not real. It is.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Why isn't it real? It exists.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: It's not real, but like the real you is, just
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: like you. Do you feel what I'm saying or not?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I mean yes and no. Yeah, I can be the
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: real me wherever I want to be me. Yeah, I
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: mean I hope I'm the real me. When I'm with
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Beth at home.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But also the you who went away camping is
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: different to the you who's in a five star resort
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: being on boogie and shit.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Why I'm just cleaner.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I feel you're like I stripped everything back, Yeah, and
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: you just like you're actually just the bare bone of
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: who Jake is, whereas that is you have all these
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: protections so you can be like the best version of yourself,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: whereas that is just who you are.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure I'm picking up what you're putting down.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I reckon, like.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Just take away the bullshit of life, but what's the
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: bullshit of life?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: The distractions? Everything?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, you could be at home and you could
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: turn your phone off. You could, you know what I mean,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: You're going to a five stories, but you can't. It
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: kind of forces you to do that.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: We talk about We've had three weeks or four weeks
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: of talking about trying to get off our phone. It's harder,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: easier said than done. True.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, so you're saying having no reception that
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: forces you to do it?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much, and like it's just it kind of
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: it made me think of like what olden day relationships
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: used to be. Like with like no TV, no social media,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: no comparison, nothing, It's just you and that person in
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: front of you, and that's it and it's beautiful.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I think the thing that I actually would like, I
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: think the thing I would like is so number one
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: is social media. You spoke about it on maybe a
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Patreon episode that just go one or something and you
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: or maybe a Dylem's episode. I think it was a
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Dylema's episode and someone's boyfriend said they wouldn't unfollow their
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: ex girlfriend. And so I think that like if you
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: did strip away the bullshit of phones and like, you know,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: all that, taking away the fact that when you break
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: up with someone, you actually break up with them and
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: forget about them would be way more healthy than what
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: happens now these days.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe the way to say it, and I'm beating around
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: the bush is it kind of puts your life into
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: perspective a little bit. It makes you reflect.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: On what actually is important and like, like we talk
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: about breakups and how hard it is, like you said,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: to get over someone because you see them all the time,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: you see him out all that is a choice at
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: the end of the day, and it makes you realize
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: that that's a.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Choice, and they're very real problems.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: But also it's a choice. I guess you're right, it is.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: It does come down to it's a choice, isn't it. Yeah?
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: But it's like if the power goes out at your house,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: you're like, what do we do? What do we?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What do we do? I think they're definitely being
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: open and honest. There's definitely a point of time where
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: you're like, this is boring, but also you just embrace it. Ah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: But anyway, the takeaway was get out there, get camping,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: get get your insurance, don't crash your car.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just recommend crushing it. I got Darcy's pet insurance.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: So now she's covered too.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: How much is that?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: It's seventy dollars a month, that's all right, shout out to.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Won't name the company because they ain't paying enough, but
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: seventy bucks a month and she's covered for So she's
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: covered eighty percent all right, up to thirty thousand dollars
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: per year.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: So if you lose twenty percent of it, you can't
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: claim it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no. So like she's covered for everything imaginable,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: and it's each individual thing. It's thirty four dollars per
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: year for that thing, and it's eighty percent cover. So
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: I like, if it's a ten thousand dollars thing, I
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: pay two grand, you can get one hundred cent cover.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Takes up to one fifty a month. Really that's a
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: fair because I read, Yeah, Henry Henry one hundred cent cover,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: seventy bucks a month dash out compared to what's Henry's
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Henry's an olden retriever. He's a mott. Basically, he's a
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: gold Retriever mixed with the cavalier.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: That is up next to his ig. Question of the week,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: And if you're mule around here, you will know that
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: one of our taglines for the podcast is putting him
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: on the spot. Don't ship where you eat.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: No.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, it is one though, but that's your main one.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Girls and guys can't be best friend, yeah, yea, yeah
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and me when.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: I finish having sex. Just to.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: So, we put up a question, tell us what your
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: guy best friend has said, and we will tell you
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: what it actually means. All right, let me go first.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: We're going to call this guy best friend language you
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: deserve way better than the guy you're dating right now.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: What does that mean Jake, I think I think you
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: know what I think it means. What it means.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I think it means what he's what was said, no wrong,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I reckon it means you should be datting me? Really?
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think that one means, like, you know,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I actually think he's looking out for it. You reckon?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, Men always an ulterior motive. You deserve way better
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: than the guy you're dating right now. I feel like
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I'm giving benefit of the doubt. But if you're if
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: you're dating someone and I'm a friend, you kind of
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: just like and you're blissfully in a relationship, would you
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: want your friend to tell you that.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I would assume that this person's complaining about their boyfriend.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: You've put in two and two together, which we don't have.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, I'm not just gonna have randomly
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: come out. If this guy's just randomly come out and
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: said this guy sucks, I took it, then yeah he
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: wants to be with her.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I was thinking that she's being like, oh, he did this,
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: he did this, he did this.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: If you had a girl best friend, you're in your
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: relationship very happy, and then your girl best friend's like Jake,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I think you can do way better.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: How do you know?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know my girlfriend. Yeah, that's exactly what
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: it should be. But he's like, I'm better, I'm better.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: You're you're too blissful, blissful, you think you're the best
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: of men.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Tell us what your guy best friend said, will tell
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: you what he meant. If we didn't live so far apart,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I reckon we would be together.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, what does that actually mean? Means that one's tough.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: That means I want to be with you, but I
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: kin'd admit my feelings to you.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I think it does mean he wants to be with her.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: I do think we didn't live so far how far,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: like half an hour, we didn't live so far apart,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I think we would be together. I think that, you.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Know what, I feel like he's admitting that.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: I think that he's saying he likes her, but he's
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: wanting to keep it, like there's a there's a reason
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: he he doesn't want to ruin the friendship. Yeah, but
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: he's admitting feelings.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that he does like it.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say he's admitting feelings.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: This one's tough. Tell us what your guy best friend
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: has said, and will tell you what it means he
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: is sixty six, so I'm safe, right, No way there
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: could be feelings.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Your best friend is a sixty six year old man.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I all.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I don't have much to say to this, apart from
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: the fact that I think that you should probably call
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: the police on this guy.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I would say that my dad's sixty six or
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: sixty seven. And if he had a girl best friend
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: who was like twenty six, hooked the fuck. Also, he's
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: like weird and old, Like, what could you relate to.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Him about it? If my dad had a friend and
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: it was a twenty five year old woman, I would say, Dad,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: you're not my dad, I would say. I'd say, I'd
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: say Dad, Actually, sorry, Brett. Should I call you by
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: your legal name, government name?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: That's all you are.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: You are no longer anything apart from the vessel that
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: I came into this life for the vessel.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Actually, my mum was the vessel.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were, you were, you were, you were barely
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: the fertilizer of the sea that brought me into this world.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Tell us what your guy best friend said. We'll tell
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: you what he meant. This is an action. He left
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: a toothbrush at my place.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Guy friend ly toothbrush at Why was his toothbrush at
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: your place in the first place? You having a sleepover.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: If you're having a sleepover your.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Guy best friend, something else going on there isn't there.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: But in a relationship, like I sometimes just forgot my
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: toothbrush and it meant nothing. Could you do it if
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: you were just dating? Yeah?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if their guy best friends doesn't mean nothing.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: If it's our best friend and truly nothing more, it
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: could just mean nothing. He just forgot to always.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Keep planning to see to make her think about him.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Also, he's trying to impress you. Men that are just
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: your friend. Ain't bringing a toothbrush to someone's house?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah, let's think this your guy best friend.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't bring shit.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: He's done this because he's trying to impress you and
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: be like.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I'm clean, I'm clean.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Next one, I could book us a little getaway if
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: you're keen.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Ummm yeah, that sounds romantic.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: That sounds really romantic. That sounds very romantic to me.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: But it's that if you're keen.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I could book us to get away. If you're keen.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like to cover his ass and in
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: case she says, No, I'm not.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I feel sounding very romantic. Little get away a two
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: persons getaway is far too romantic.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't call it get away. Call it like.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Also, you don't call it a getaway like we're getting
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: away together.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, call it like let's go hang No, hangout sounds
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: bad to what else could you call it?
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: I just I feel like, let's go have sex. Yeah,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: that's what he's say.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: That's what it means. Let's go have sex if you can.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would agree with that. Okay, tell us what
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: your guy best friend said. Will tell you what he
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: meant he said if he wanted to, he would, and
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: if he hurts you, I'm not saying I'll fight him,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: but i'll fight him. I'm kind of gotta I gotta
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: say something.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I kind of like this a protective guy best friend.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I do like that too.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I kind of like the little if you wanted to
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: would thing.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I feel that that's been Is that being a supportive friend?
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I feel like that. There's nothing to read into on
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know the thing about offering up protection,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: you think that that's like to be fair? I mean,
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: if a woman best friend said that, you would be like, yes,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: you're just offering up a bit of protection that.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: She needs protected. I feel like it's nice to have.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: It's an individual preference.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: It could be harmless.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Tell us what your guy best friend said, and we
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: will tell you what it means. I would never want
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: to disrespect you and insert my boyfriend's name.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Wait, I would never want to disrespect for you.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: And like, so I think it's like, oh, I want
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: to disrespect you like Jake did.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wait oh I would never want to disrespect
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: you like your boyfriend did to you type thing. Yeah,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: oh my god, yeah he loves you. I think he
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: loves Yeah, he really likes you, because like, I don't
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: think someone that's platonic is saying like I would never
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: do that to you.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, yeah.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Like if you if you got disrespected, I wouldn't say that.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: I would never you know what I mean?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I got cheated on you, Yeah I would.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I would never do it too, And you'd be like yeah,
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: because we would never be again, you know, Like in
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: this situation, I think that that one's bad and that
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: one's really bad. All right, this one, I'm not try
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: how I feel about this one. It's my last one.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Tell us what your guy best friend said, and we'll
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: tell you what he meant. Your wife material not girlfriend material.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Ooh, wife material not girlfriend material means.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Oh you're my second option. Why because he's thinking about
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: the long game. That means he wants to fuck around
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: right now and you want to fuck her. He's like
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: planning a seed to make you fuck around right now
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: and then then the long game.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I want to marry you.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Oh you're taking it that way. Yeah, I actually that's
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: a good I wouldn't I wouldn't disagree with that, but
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I wanted to ask, actually, what's the difference between wife
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: material and girlfriend material?
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: It's the same thing in my eyes.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, I feel like and no, no,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: husband material and boyfriend material it's the same thing, right.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, our vision of dating is if they're your girlfriend,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you see a future with them and potentially you get married.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Where I think a lot of men go wrong in
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: a sense of dating is just dating a girlfriend is
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: just lardy, dart doesn't mean much. Yeah, I think the
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: whole perception of what dating is is wrong. Like the
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: intention should be that if I'm dating you, I see
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: a future with you, but a lot of men just
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: to date to fuck.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: And just like in this way, this guy's saying it
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: like insinuating that wife material is boring because it's like
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: lasts a long time and the girlfriend material is fine.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: So is he saying his friend is not fun?
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: True? There's another way to take you.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: You guys trying to say that, like being wife material
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: is like which one is the good one?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: They're both good ones. They should be the same thing.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I I don't see any reason I think you should
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: just be like you or I love you material.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: That's cute. That's actually really cute. My last one. Tell
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: us what your guy best friend has said and we'll
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: tell you what it means. I don't know what I would.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Do without you. Yeah, I think that he wants to
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: date you. Mm yeah, I think that means I want
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: this to be more. Yeah, I agree, I think he
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: think he wants to date you. To be fair, though
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: a lot of actual best friends would just be would
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: say like I don't know what to do without you?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: True? Yeah? Would I say that I don't know what
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: i'd do without you, Jake? To be fair, I personally wouldn't,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: but I could see like best friend saying that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: You personally wouldn't know what you would do without me.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: That's sweet.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably wouldn't. We do quite a lot together,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: but I don't think I wouldn't voice it like that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing, you wouldn't be making money.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mate, I'll tell you what I do all the admin.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't be making money either.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Badi's time for dilemmas. I just wanted to actually put
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: out there that if you have submitted a dilemma on
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: the main episodes and it has not been answered by
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: yours truly, then you should go over to Patreon and
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: sign up at patreon dot com forwards US Relatable sixty
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: nine all link in the description, all linko in the
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: description because they have their own dilemmas link and there's a.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Lot less Yeah, we get to all of them over there.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Any who, I've got a good one. Hi. I'm in
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: a wonderful relationship with my boyfriend. The only thing that's
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: starting to get to me is from outside the relationship,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: not from him, And it's that I am five or
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: eleven and he is five ten. I am unexpectedly tall
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: for a woman, and people comment on it regularly, and
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: I can get insecure about it. Sometimes my boyfriend isn't short,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: but he is an inch shorter than me, So I
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: get comments from other women about this about once a month,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: and it feeds into my insecurity about my height. When
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I get comments about my height, I always say I'm
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: the shortest in one in my family, which is true
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: and disarms the conversation. Having an answer ready that people
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: don't always know how to respond to forces the conversation
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: forward and keeps me from focusing on it. I was
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: wondering if you had any idea about a similar statement.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I have to disarm comments about his slash me being
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: taller than him, so his height slashed me being taller
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: than him. These comments are always towards me when he
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: isn't around, and only by other women. I don't want
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: it to be aggressive towards the person, just disarming that's
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: actually devoed.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: This brings up a great conversation in a sense of
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I guess it's a little bit of insecurity on her side,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: and everybody has well, yeah, from the outside world. Everybody
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: has insecurities. People have bad hairlines, bad skins, something weird
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: on their body.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Start with airlines.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: First one that came to mind, why do you start
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: with airlines? First? One that came to mind, Dude, what
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: that's nothing to do with the person sitting next to
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: me anyway. Yeah, everybody's got insecurities, bad hairlines, and I
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: would argue that disarming is a little bit of a
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: band aid fix. And I think in the long run,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: because this is hard because you're obviously fine of your height,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: but then all these people are saying comments and you
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: don't want it to affect your relationship or your insecurities,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: and I want to show that like, yeah, I feel that,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: but also I wouldn't want to continue to disarm people.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I prefer to figure out a strategy to be like
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that, or me how tall I am,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: instead of like just closing off the conversation having something
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: better to say, where it's like puts them in their
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: place because it's a them problem, not a me problem.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder so comments probably it's probably sly little
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: comments like oh he's shorter than you. Ain't like I'm
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: pretty tall tall for a girl. I feel like the
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: comments are probably like you know, or like you know,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: it's wild that you're tald in your boyfriend, or he's
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: pretty short or things like that. I feel like it's
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: pissing me off too, because I know a common thing
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: for women is like the things they wear, and older
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: women say like a couple of you're wearing that?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like put on a longer dress. Yeah, And it's
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: a similar thing. And instead of disarming it, is there
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: a way to put them in their place because it's
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: them mindset thing that is wrong, not me, is what
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get at.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Could I don't know if this is a disarming thing,
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: but could you just say what's wrong with that?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: And it's it's kind of like you're gonna get a
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: lot of conflict and be okay with that rather than
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: just moving the conversation on because I hate conflict too.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the confrontation of yeah, I'm sure there's two things, right,
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: So if you I think that you could as soon
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: as someone says something, you could just say like, oh,
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: and is there a problem with that? Like that is
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: kind of confronting. That's that's that's a more of a
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: confronting approach, right. But if you do say that, people
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: are gonna be like oh oh oh no, no, you know.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: That's simple too.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Or you could say this one would probably get them
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: to I assume I reckon this would get them to
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: shut up pretty quickly and like change the conversation. And
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: if they say they make a comment about either your
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: height being taller than him or him being shorter than you,
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: you could just say like, yeah, but at least he
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: loves me. Oh you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: but like at least he treats me good. Hmmm, he's
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: a good boyfriend. Like, I don't look at that.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe no. I think the second bit's even
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: better if if someone comments about his heart or to.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Be a little bit confronting.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: To you, I was like, oh, I don't know, I
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: don't even look at that.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I don't even look at that. Yeah, it's just not
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: something I look at it. Well, I don't know, is
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: he Yeah, I didn't really. I mean yeah, you could
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: say like like, oh, you're tall on your boyfriend.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but fuck he's packing down fairs.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: You say, hey, the height went where it counts. That's
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: how you can start say hey, the height went where
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: it counts. I think one thing I think saying so
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: I feel bad that you feel the need to say like, oh,
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: but I'm the shortest in my family because then what
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: you're trying to prove is that, like you're not very tall.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: So it's like, obviously, I assume this is an assumption.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: It never safe to assume, but like there's been times
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: in your life where you're like, man, I wish I
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: was shorter. Yeah, right, which should not be the case.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: And it sucks that these comments make you feel that way.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: In the world makes you feel that way. I mean,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: we've joked around about men's heighth. Yeah, you know, imagine
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: if I can looking down at your boyfriend kiss them
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: and stuff. It's all a joke. I'm not going to
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: judge someone that's actually Yeah, but it's also like one
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: of the reasons that makes you unique and beautiful exactly. Yeah,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Like you're five eleven and like that's rare for a
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: girl like you said to be that tall, and it's
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: one of your attributes rather than one of your negatives.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: And I think it's just like it's good to change
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: your mindset and put them in their place because you
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: are a beautiful person and you don't have to make
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: no excuse for anyone to make you feel normal. So yeah,
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like, okay, ready Number one is I don't know,
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: in no particular order, choose your favorite. A comment gets
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: made and you say, is that a problem? A comment
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: gets made and you say, yeah, but at least he
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: loves me. A comment gets made and you say, oh,
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't really notice that on A common gets made
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: and you say, yeah, but I feel like I had
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: one more in my head the heart went where it mattered.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I went.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: No the best one. Lazi makes me come. Yeah that one,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: because like you're you're not saying that you want to,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: You just want to comment a reply that makes them
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: shut up, I make shut up?
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, make them shut up. That's what it should be, alright, bad.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: His next dilemma. I'm twenty eight, single and panicking that
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I've somehow missed my chance at finding my person. Six
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: months ago, I left a relationship that was awful for
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: my self, worth something I'm really proud of. But now
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I'm on the other side, the fear has crept in.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I thought leaving would make space for something better, but
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: instead I'm alone, swiping apps that feel completely tapped out.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I live in a small area, and I swear I've
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: seen every face within a fifty kilometer radius, including a
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: few I'd rather not see again. Up there's some pretty
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: unhinged dates. I want to enjoy being single, so I
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: try to romanticize my alone time. But it's hard when
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: every quiet moment turns into a spiral of what if
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: there isn't.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Anyone for me?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Everyone around me is in a long term relationship, and
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: turning thirty like this feels so terrifying. Plus I live alone.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: How do I actually enjoy being single and trust that
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: love will find me again?
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: I think that we've had a lot of dilemmas like
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: this before, or a few at least, and I can't
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: give any advice from like a position of being in
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: that situation. No, But like what you're asking, what she
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: asked at the end was how do I would say?
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: How do I how.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Do I actually enjoy being single? And how do I
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: trust that love will find me again?
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know if there's a how to for that.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no real guide there.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: But Yeah, being.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Single it's tough though, because the age thing is annoying because,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: like the last dilemma, the people around you put this
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: pressure on you. Yeah, especially for women, you gotta find
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: a man and have kids. There's so much pressure, which
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: In reality, a number means nothing. Everyone's on their own journey.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: But it's easier said than done, and it's very daunting.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the saying life's not a race is like the
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: hardest one to live by. Yeah, because comparison it happens
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: no matter what, Oh my god, compare Like I don't know,
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: here's okay. The only thing I would say that I
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: think might work if you try it is like just
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: like fucking throw your phone off a bridge for a
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: month or some shit. I don't know. Just see what
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: happens when you don't have anything to compare to. Just
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: live your life, do the hobbies you like doing, turn
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: your phone off, like, try that and if it doesn't work,
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: come back to us. Like, I actually don't know apart
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: from the fact that it's like, you know what you
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: like doing outside of work, you know what you like doing, like,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: you know the hobbies you like, You know that you
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: know who your friends are and stuff like if you
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: want to enjoy being single, I guess you just have
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: to come to terms with the fact that you're single
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: and it'll find you want to find.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: It's kind of advice. I would also like steer you
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: off the dating apps.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: After oh yeah, dating apps ae bit.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: We were told to watch Married at First Sight to
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: get some content on offer and give their opinions. I
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: watched one episode and Jake, did you watch it? That
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: was the worst thing I've ever watched in my life.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I refuse, I'm not watching anymore. And like the way
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: the men are.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Dude. Apparently there was one girl in there that was
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: like a model, right, like beautiful, and she's up there
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: and this guy he's little thing beforehand and is like,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want a girl that's fat. I don't want
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: a girl that's blah blah blah blah blah. And he
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: looks at her in her and she's like, oh, she's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: all right. Apparently she's like beautiful, she's tall than him. Yeah,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: and that was a problem for him, and that was
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: a problem for him.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean. And I think what
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: the men on the show really depict h how harsh
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: it is out there, and they're a type of men
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: on the apps. I think the men any man who
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: wants to all on that type of show go on
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: the apps aren't really There's obviously some stories which are
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: really good, but ninety percent of them aren't. There for
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: the right reasons. So again, you don't want to hear it,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: but it'll come to you when you least expect it,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: and you want it to happen in real life. I reckon
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: just because I don't know I watched that. I was though.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: I think like real life, yes, Instagram everyone's like yeah,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: everyone like meets online.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Still, I mean not the apps. I feel like those
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: intentions are fucked.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know about the apps as well, So I'm
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: just trying to think, like, is there could you go
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: on like a if if you really want a man,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: could you go to singles nights or anything like those?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like they used to be a thing.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe, But I would also argue that it's not what
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you want to hear. But because you're thinking, like, oh,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I've got a time limit, I want to find a man,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: it never happens. But when you when somehow there's that
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: switch in your mind where you're really happy with where
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: your life's at and you're fine with yourself and you're grinding,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: you're becoming the best version of yourself and you don't
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: need a man. That's when it happens to you. And
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: you don't want to hear that. But right now. Your
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: mindset's like clock's ticking and in a man and then
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: shitty men are happening, and you're like kind of forcing
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: is in the.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Right word, but it's the best way to describe it.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: You're forcing it so it's not happening. Yeah, that would
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: be my advice. Yeah, and it's really hard and you
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: don't want to hear that, and I know that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a shit advice.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm trying to think here, like what if you Okay,
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  Speaker 2: last my last little bit of advice is like, what
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  Speaker 2: if you were to treat yourself the way you would
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  Speaker 2: want to be treated by a man, Just see what
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  Speaker 2: it's like. So like, treat yourself the exact way you
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  Speaker 2: would want to be treated like that, and then just
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  Speaker 2: like it's kind of be your own relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Romanticizing your life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like romanticize your own life for a bit and
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  Speaker 2: then you might just start loving it and then you
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  Speaker 2: just get mad comfortable and it's been six months since
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  Speaker 2: you left this other guy, you're still kind of going
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  Speaker 2: through a heartbreak and shit, like it's still fresh. Just like,
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  Speaker 2: romanticize your life. Be like main character energy driving down
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  Speaker 2: the coast, fucking like being a beast. I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: find yourself flowers, taking yourself on dates. Yeah, and that
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  Speaker 2: doesn't mean you can't fuck other people. Take yourself on
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  Speaker 2: a holiday, take yourself.
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  Speaker 1: On a getaway with your best friend. That is his
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  Speaker 1: time for comments. If you want to get your comment read,
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  Speaker 1: simply comment on the episode you are listening to Spotify.
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  Speaker 1: Jake has YouTube. Yes, let me go first. Mel Z said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening to this while on the treadmill, and I
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  Speaker 1: feel like the in quotes that Winnie the Pooh comment
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  Speaker 1: has almost made me fall off in regards to Jake
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  Speaker 1: having sex with his shirt on, Yeah, every now and then,
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  Speaker 1: every now and then, everyone's gonna go do it, Winned.
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  Speaker 2: The Pooh, I don't have his belly.
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  Speaker 1: That could be your call sign. What's he saying? Where's
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  Speaker 1: my honey?
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  Speaker 2: Like his voice? What's his voice? Is quite funny?
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  Speaker 1: Honey sir?
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait wait wait wait wait? So that was actually
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  Speaker 2: quite good. But he could I could be like crust Robin.
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  Speaker 2: You could be like, oh, we have some honey for you.
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  Speaker 1: That's creepy.
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  Speaker 2: AnyWho, this is just a sneaky little comment from a
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  Speaker 2: lovely a lovely lady named Bianca breaks spear I believe
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  Speaker 2: she said. I believe it was the first episode in
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  Speaker 2: this studio. The lighting is Chef's kiss today.
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  Speaker 1: It thumbs up for the lighting, it thumbs up. We
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  Speaker 1: won't show you a photo or it doesn't look the best,
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  Speaker 1: but it works doesn't mean I mean the other side.
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  Speaker 2: It's good.
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  Speaker 1: But it's time for wanting you to sign off the
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  Speaker 1: episode bad. If you want to get called by Jake
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  Speaker 1: and I, simply click the link in the description. Today
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  Speaker 1: we're going to try calling Maddie. Call has been forwarded
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  Speaker 1: to voicemail.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Maddie, this is Jake and Oddie from the Relatables
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  Speaker 2: podcast and really we really wish you picked up.
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  Speaker 1: Disappointed a little bit, but it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: The bad he isn't going to get any advice this
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  Speaker 2: week because somebody couldn't pick up the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Sh people get busy, but you know we're gonna call
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  Speaker 1: you next week. Maddie, please pick up, please please, All right, baddies,
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  Speaker 1: that's it for today. We actually called behind the scenes
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  Speaker 1: three other people and no one picked up.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, that's why we just left the message for Maddie. Hope.
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  Speaker 2: Let's hope she gets it and she answers.
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  Speaker 1: Next more baddies sign up into the description otherwise we
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  Speaker 1: love you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If you're a baddie that'll answer their phone, feel free
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  Speaker 2: to sign up in the description to give some advice
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  Speaker 2: or else we might be there's a chance we might
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: be running out of baddies. We're gonna have to stop.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. There's heaps there, they just
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: don't pick up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we love you.
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  Speaker 2: Stay bad.