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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What's the well, I'm going to tell you your holiday chaos
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  Speaker 1: level if you're mild, medium, or extra spicy based on
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  Speaker 1: your zodiac sign, and we are officially out of Scorpio
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  Speaker 1: season and we are now in Sagittarius season. So if
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  Speaker 1: it's your birthday today, you are Sagittarius and you share
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  Speaker 1: a birthday with Sarah Hyland and Catherine.
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  Speaker 2: Eagle Clarissa, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning?
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  Speaker 3: My signs a Scorpio. I also wanted to also shout
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  Speaker 3: out my nephew, my godsend, Jaden from Edinburgh, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: He's also a Scorpio as well.
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  Speaker 2: Then both share the sign perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So Scorpios, I'm letting you know about your holiday
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  Speaker 1: chaos level. So for you Scorpios, you're actually pretty mild
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  Speaker 1: this holiday season. You're staying low key, You're avoiding drama
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  Speaker 1: and quietly judging everyone from a safe emotional distance. Your
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  Speaker 1: chaos is internal, so you have a lot of those
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  Speaker 1: deep size, intense thoughts and plotting like a peaceful holiday
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  Speaker 1: exit strategy. So this holiday season you are as serious,
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  Speaker 1: but it's going to be effective.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, I love that.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're both kind of the same.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I agree.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks. I have a great day you two guys. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you byite Hello November.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: What's your sign? Taurus?
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  Speaker 1: Of course perfect? Okay, so for Taurus. Your holiday chaos level,
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  Speaker 1: you guys are also sitting at mild. You're keeping it cozy, controlled,
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  Speaker 1: in drama free, or at least you're pretending to do so.
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  Speaker 1: You're ignoring the chaos by wrapping yourself into blankets of carbs,
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  Speaker 1: and honestly, I think that's the most elite strategy out there.
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  Speaker 2: Cars.
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  Speaker 3: Let's carve it up this week, oys, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a Turkey week.
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  Speaker 1: We're here, load up, I'm here for it and pie,
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  Speaker 1: thanks a great day by.
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  Speaker 2: How about yeah, Rich?
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  Speaker 1: Your holiday chaos level extra spicy. You are overwhelmed, overthinking,
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  Speaker 1: over feeling, and very near offestive breakdown, but you're doing
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  Speaker 1: it beautifully. Your chaos is whimsical and dramatic, like holiday
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  Speaker 1: moving with really bad timing. Everyone forgives you because you're
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  Speaker 1: just so adorable, even though you're kind of the worst
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I know that Pisces men and women are
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  Speaker 3: a little different, but that very much sounds like oy
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  Speaker 3: Stacey right now because she is panicked over the company
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  Speaker 3: that we're having because they're all a little extra and out.
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  Speaker 2: Of their minds.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because you're having your Black Friday swore.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But Thanksgiving on her one of her aunts is like,
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  Speaker 3: could you just not do thanks Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 2: Up Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not in the mood what she's like, just changing
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  Speaker 3: the way.
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  Speaker 2: You just don't go.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're doing Thanksgiving up Thanksgiving. That's what everybody does. No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not feeling it moving.
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  Speaker 2: How about libras.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kyle, your holiday chaoss level, you're actually at a medium,
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  Speaker 1: so you're right in the middle. Your holiday chaos comes
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  Speaker 1: from trying to please everyone, your friends, family, coworkers, partners,
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  Speaker 1: stray acquaintances. You end up triple booked and still apologizing,
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  Speaker 1: but you make everything look so no one really notices,
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  Speaker 1: like your mouthdown, that you're.
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  Speaker 2: Having good I don't want anyway to know about that, exactly. Virgos,
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  Speaker 2: John Jay, you're the same.
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  Speaker 1: You're at that medium level because your chaos is organized chaos.
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  Speaker 1: So you have a couple of backup plans and maybe
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  Speaker 1: like a strict timeline, and you're trying hard to keep
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  Speaker 1: the season perfect that you accidentally become so stressed out.
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  Speaker 1: So just remember to breathe this holiday season.
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  Speaker 4: For me, this Thanksgiving is going to be one of
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  Speaker 4: my favorites of all time because my wife had to
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  Speaker 4: hysterect me last week and we can't go anywhere and
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  Speaker 4: no one's coming over pretty.
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  Speaker 1: Excited, so you don't get Thanksgiving fu.
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  Speaker 2: She tried.
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  Speaker 4: She ordered some from somewhere. You know, there's not like
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  Speaker 4: a lot of Boston Market. I was like, there's go
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  Speaker 4: to bust and Market, but they're.
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  Speaker 2: Not, like I know, that's really sad. I love busting. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so she ordered from somewhere. I don't know where, but
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  Speaker 2: I got to pick it up.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just glad no face any family members, but I'm
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  Speaker 4: so excited to not see you, just because my sister
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  Speaker 4: wall to do it at her house and she was like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, if Blake's feeling better, she goes, maybe you
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  Speaker 4: could bring her, or if you just want to come
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  Speaker 4: by yourself, And I was like, who's gonna be there?
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  Speaker 2: You start lifted off.
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  Speaker 1: Family was like much, I'm assuming Kem's not coming home
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  Speaker 1: because he's embassa and we don't get to come home
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  Speaker 1: during Thanksgiving, which is such a bummer, but it's Dutch
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  Speaker 1: coming home because I.
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  Speaker 3: Shall be home, Jacoby, home would you be and you
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  Speaker 3: get you got your turkey like from somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah somewhere, I don't know where, but yeah away. What
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  Speaker 2: about for you? For Leo's Leo's.
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  Speaker 1: We're on the same vibe as the Pisces. We are
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  Speaker 1: extra spicy this holiday season. Are like dramatic La la la.
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  Speaker 2: La la la.
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  Speaker 1: We are we are the dramatic show stopper of the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: We have to coordinated outfits, curated photo ops and a
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  Speaker 1: gift revealed like it's the Metcala. We have zero chill
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  Speaker 1: with maximums tarkle. If everyone loves our chaos is holiday.
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  Speaker 3: Season that is tat zero chill Maximum's puckle that that
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  Speaker 3: sums it up nice. There it is.
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  Speaker 4: If we do get your sign there, I'll pust it
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